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Firey Vibrator - It's Not An Oversized Tonka. · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: As we do every morning, we come in and we
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  Speaker 1: have a look at all the big news stories that
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  Speaker 1: have happened overnight. And, you know, we put in our suggestions.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes there's information. Sometimes there's a bit of entertainment. Sometimes
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  Speaker 2: it's a community service announcement.
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  Speaker 1: This is kind of all three wrapped into one. This
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  Speaker 1: is a legitimate story. This is a consumer. This is
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  Speaker 1: on Perth now.
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  Speaker 2: A community service announcement.
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  Speaker 1: Perth now. Adjust the conduit. Okay. Okay. Recall here. A recall.
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  Speaker 1: A recall.
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  Speaker 2: Recalls happen. Happens to your car all the time.
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  Speaker 1: It does. This is far more serious.
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  Speaker 2: This is not your car.
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  Speaker 1: The Hotspot's Adora Peckerfinger. Peckerfinger. Vibrata. Oh, vibrator. Has been
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  Speaker 1: recalled over fears it could catch fire. Oh, I'm on fire.
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  Speaker 1: So an adult.
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  Speaker 2: The pecker finger.
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  Speaker 1: The pecker finger. It's an adult toy. It's not an
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  Speaker 1: oversized Tonka. No. Anyway, there are fears.
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  Speaker 2: It's a USB rechargeable silicon toy that fits on one finger.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus. And if you. It's catching fire. Well, it is, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The ACCC have recalled it. The USB charging cable might
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  Speaker 1: short-circuit and overheat. And before you know it... Lord Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: this is a fire. Lord Jesus, all right.
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  Speaker 2: It could cause serious burn injuries, death, or property damage.
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  Speaker 2: I reckon property damage is the least of your concerns.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So this is a very, very, very, very serious...
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  Speaker 1: matter that needs to be attended to. So, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: if you do happen to have a hotspot, a door,
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  Speaker 1: a pecker finger, just in the drawer, maybe just stashed
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  Speaker 1: under some other items, please don't use it.
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  Speaker 2: Consumers have been urged to immediately stop using the product,
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  Speaker 2: unplug the cable from any power source and cut the cord,
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  Speaker 2: cut the USB cable using scissors and dispose of both
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  Speaker 2: cable and product.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's then how the, okay. Or if you want
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  Speaker 2: a full refund or maybe a new pecker finger, you
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  Speaker 2: can return the cable and product to the hotspot for
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  Speaker 2: a full refund.
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  Speaker 1: Can I have a new one, please? All right. So
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  Speaker 1: I know, Lisa's not taking this seriously and I'm very,
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  Speaker 1: very disappointed. But please, once again, this is a very
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  Speaker 1: important community announcement. If you do have a hotspot, adore
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  Speaker 1: a pecker finger vibrator.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, saying that was not on my bingo card for
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  Speaker 2: this week.
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  Speaker 1: Please do not use it and dispose of it responsibly.
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  Speaker 1: Cut the cord.