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S2 E41 - PharmaBrute Expands! · The Steve & Jeff Show

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  SPEAKER_04: Welcome to the Steve and Jeff Show, the number one comedy podcast at Steve's mom's house, that is.
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  SPEAKER_05: And now, here's Steve and Jeff.
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  SPEAKER_05: Hey Johnny, thank you so much.
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  SPEAKER_05: And Jeff, what a great night to be back in the studio.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_05: It's it's summer, it's warm, it's hot, it's unpleasant, it's sticky.
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  SPEAKER_05: What a great night.
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  SPEAKER_06: God sounds like my personal life.
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  SPEAKER_05: Well, but I digress.
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  SPEAKER_05: Nothing personal there.
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  SPEAKER_05: Oh no.
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  SPEAKER_06: But yeah, it is good to be back.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_06: And how's it going, Steve?
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, it's going so great.
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  SPEAKER_05: Earlier this week, you know, I ran into, of course, you know, my mom is in her 90s and is uh has a new baby and all that.
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  SPEAKER_05: And my dad is also in his 90s and he's on the lamb.
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  SPEAKER_05: He took off.
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  SPEAKER_05: We don't know where he is.
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  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_05: Well, you know, Teresa's, my you know, my wife's dad is in his 90s and ran into him the other day.
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  SPEAKER_05: He's 95.
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  SPEAKER_05: He's actually has got a couple years on my mom.
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  SPEAKER_05: He's 95, doing fine, but you know, we were talking, and he just has a lot of regrets.
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  SPEAKER_05: You know, now that he's older, he's kind of looking back on his life.
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  SPEAKER_05: There's a lot of regrets.
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  SPEAKER_05: And you know, I started thinking about, you know, because hey, Jeff, let's face it, we're getting older.
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  SPEAKER_05: We're not 95.
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  SPEAKER_05: Okay, we're not that bad, but we're yeah, we're getting older.
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  SPEAKER_05: And sort of think about, you know, maybe as we get older, what am I gonna have a lot of regrets?
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  SPEAKER_05: Maybe maybe there's something I should have done in my life that I didn't do, or somebody I should have been.
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  SPEAKER_05: I I you know, we just don't know that we're living the life that we really should, you know, you're gonna be able to do that you don't know.
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  SPEAKER_06: You don't know how much time you have, you know.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_06: I think I mentioned to you earlier today that I saw that Martin Mold passed away.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's and it's like I grew up with Martin Mold, you know, and he he meant a lot to me as far as you know, I thought he was very funny, even the fern besides the fernwood tonight stuff.
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  SPEAKER_06: And you're right, Steve, you just don't know you know whether the path you took that you chose was the right path, or whether you could have been somebody else, or you know, and and and you never know if what you were doing was really the right thing.
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  SPEAKER_05: I you know, give you an example.
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  SPEAKER_05: It's like a night or two after I ran into you know Teresa's dad.
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  SPEAKER_05: We're just sitting on the on our back deck, you know, just kind of just chilling, just enjoying the evening.
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  SPEAKER_05: And all of a sudden, she turns, balls up a fist and like sacks me in the shoulder.
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  SPEAKER_05: It's like I it's like I said, what was that for?
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  SPEAKER_05: You know, I said, that's what I said.
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  SPEAKER_05: I said, What what was that for?
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  SPEAKER_05: She said, That is for 40 years of horrible sex.
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  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I was I was I was stunned, I was floored.
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  SPEAKER_05: I felt like a punch to the gut, which it was actually very close to an actual punch to the gut.
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  SPEAKER_05: It was a punch to you know the high gut, if you will.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you don't want to go too much lower, or it's gonna be another 40 years of a bigger.
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  SPEAKER_05: It'll be another 40 years of really, really bad sex.
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  SPEAKER_05: But so kind of collected myself a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_05: And then I, no, I didn't ball up a fist because you know, you know, but I I I took my open hand and kind of pushed her shoulder a little bit, you know?
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  SPEAKER_05: And she said, What was that for?
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  SPEAKER_05: And I said, That's for not telling me 40 years ago, you know.
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  SPEAKER_05: I I mean I could have had I could have had a much better life, you know.
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  SPEAKER_06: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_06: And maybe those are the regrets that she has.
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  SPEAKER_06: And and it's it's it's something that I'm I'm very familiar with.
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  SPEAKER_06: I know that last time I had sex with Kathy, it, you know, it it wasn't it wasn't like when we first met, you know.
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  SPEAKER_06: Uh she was all the burden of of living was on her, you know, and more specifically, she was really focused on the uh presidential election.
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  SPEAKER_06: And sure, you know, that was a distraction, you know, because she she just couldn't concentrate.
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  SPEAKER_06: She was really worried that you know, we were gonna elect a president that was crazy and that would ruin the country and all that.
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  SPEAKER_06: I told her that Clinton Clinton had it in the bag, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_06: Um, but she wouldn't believe me.
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  SPEAKER_05: Well, you know, gosh, Jeff, that was that was eight years ago, eight long years.
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  SPEAKER_05: That's the last time you had sex.
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  SPEAKER_05: Oh wow.
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  SPEAKER_05: To be honest with you, it was Bill.
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  SPEAKER_06: So it was a little bit before that.
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  SPEAKER_06: Um and I find it kind of ironic that I was stressed out about sex while Bill seemed to be having all kinds of sex in the White House, and yeah, he seemed to be handling that with no problem.
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  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I do you think he has any regrets?
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  SPEAKER_05: I bet he has no regrets, right?
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  SPEAKER_05: No, no, of course that yeah.
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  SPEAKER_06: I mean, maybe uh, you know, he wishes that there was a a a bigger pool of interns, you know, the whole.
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  SPEAKER_06: But yeah, you know, I still wonder, like, you know, the path that I took, whether it was the right path, whether maybe I should have been a woman, or maybe I should have been a furry, or maybe I should have been like from some other culture, like maybe I should have been French or something.
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  SPEAKER_06: I wonder about that all the time, whether you know, I've gone down the right path, or you know, was there any way that maybe I could get a mulligan and and you know try something different?
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  SPEAKER_05: That's that's exactly it, Jeff.
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  SPEAKER_05: I think about that a lot too.
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  SPEAKER_05: And you know, I not to be a Debbie Downer, but hey, maybe I should have been a Debbie, you know.
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  SPEAKER_05: I I mean, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_05: You know, I don't think we're gonna be able to solve the problem here on the show, but I think it's good to talk about it.
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  SPEAKER_05: It's good to bring it out and and maybe get our listeners thinking about it as well.
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  SPEAKER_05: But you know, we we Jeff, we got a great guest tonight, just the other side of that glass.
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  SPEAKER_05: Got a great guest, so yeah, good.
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  SPEAKER_05: We should bring him on.
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  SPEAKER_06: I almost I almost forgot about it.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_06: So yeah, bring him on for sure.
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  SPEAKER_05: Well, you know, tonight, Jeff, as you know, Farmer Brute, makers of placebox, has been just a wonderful sponsor of ours.
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  SPEAKER_05: We have in our studio tonight probably our most loyal advertiser, an original advertiser.
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  SPEAKER_05: He actually advertised on our very first show.
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  SPEAKER_05: He sponsored our very first show, and our growth has really largely due to him.
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  SPEAKER_05: You know, so let me just bring on the fo owner and founder of that great company, Farmer Brute, and the creator of placebix, Harold Houseman.
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  SPEAKER_05: Welcome to the show, Harold.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thank you so much, Steve and Jeff, for having me on the show.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm a big fan and so glad I can help support the show with my advertising dollars.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's not easy to afford advertising these days, but you offered me such a great deal.
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  SPEAKER_02: How could I pass it up?
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  SPEAKER_02: Only$1,000 a show, and you guarantee 100 million listeners?
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  SPEAKER_02: I can't get that kind of exposure for that price anywhere else.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I think that's an accurate statement.
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  SPEAKER_06: I don't know if Steve told you, but I used to sell advertising for a living, and you know, it's not uh your circulation's not an exact science.
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  SPEAKER_06: I it can fluctuate dramatically depending on what's going on, time of the year.
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  SPEAKER_06: You know, one time it might be 100 million, the next time it might be like 90.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, 90 million is still great, too.
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  SPEAKER_05: Well, well, Mr.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_05: Mr.
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  SPEAKER_05: Hausman, regardless of if it's 90 million or 90, we have no doubt that the listeners of the Stephen Jeff Show are very loyal to your company.
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  SPEAKER_05: And especially after hearing your commercial all these years, some of the original listeners still remember that original commercial.
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  SPEAKER_05: Uh for those of you not familiar with your company, how did you get started?
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  SPEAKER_02: It's kind of a funny story.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was sitting one night watching reruns at the Lawrence Welk show.
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  SPEAKER_02: And and the commercial came on, promoting some sort of chair for high blood pressure.
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  SPEAKER_02: Most of the commercial, though, had nothing but disclaimers.
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  SPEAKER_02: And most were quite serious things, like death.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, it was then that I decided to invent a product with no disclaimers.
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  SPEAKER_02: But unfortunately, the only product without serious side effects is something that does nothing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Ironically, after we got it ready for market, we found that it also had disclaimers as well.
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  SPEAKER_02: Who knew?
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  SPEAKER_02: The crazy world.
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  SPEAKER_05: Oh, it sure is.
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  SPEAKER_05: That's that's fascinating.
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  SPEAKER_05: By the way, thank you so much for all those free samples.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it was nothing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Literally.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and thank you for those samples.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I love I love any kind of drug.
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  SPEAKER_06: So even if they don't do anything.
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  SPEAKER_06: Harold, now that you've cornered the market on nothing, are there any new products that are coming out that are ready to launch and more importantly, that you would want to advertise on the show?
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm glad you asked me that, Jeff.
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  SPEAKER_02: It just so happens that I do.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_02: I have two that are almost ready to go to market, and another that's a few months away, but also very exciting.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, one's called Babbleax, and yeah, another is called Gen X, not the birth cohort, the product.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then the third product, still under final testing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Tanably we're coined it Critterex.
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  SPEAKER_06: So wait, I'm sorry, did I hear that wrong?
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  SPEAKER_06: Did you say the first product was Babylacks?
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  SPEAKER_02: A lot of people make that mistake, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_06: That's not it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_02: Babbleaxe.
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  SPEAKER_06: Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay.
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  SPEAKER_06: Well that's a lot of new stuff, and sounds like a big changes to the company, and and you know, it sounds very exciting.
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  SPEAKER_06: Why don't maybe you could just share with us a little bit about what each product does.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'd be glad to.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_02: Well, first, we have Babbleax.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_02: Not Babelax, Babblex, which teaches you how to speak in 28 different languages.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_02: I don't mind saying.
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  SPEAKER_02: It will change the world and how we communicate going forward.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's gonna do more for world peace than any of those stupid politicians.
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  SPEAKER_05: That's for sure.
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  SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's amazing.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_05: That seems almost too good to be true.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_05: Uh how does it work?
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_02: Well, let's say you want to speak French.
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  SPEAKER_02: You just take a small pill twice a day for 30 days, and sure enough, you sound French and are off to Paris.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_06: That is so cool.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_06: My only question is you said that you sound French.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_06: You mean that you speak it, right?
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_02: Oh Jeff, come on.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_02: That would be impossible.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_02: Although, who knows, someday Google might invent a gadget for your phone that you speak into and translates to other languages.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_02: Who knows, right?
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_02: But that's just Star Wars stuff right now.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_02: Now, now what my pill does is give you the accent.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_02: But you're still speaking English.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_02: I think most people fail to speak a foreign language in public because they sound like they are foreigners trying to speak it.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, and the French especially don't like that.
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  SPEAKER_05: You sound French.
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  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: Or whatever language you want.
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  SPEAKER_02: We haven't gotten away from our root mission to make things that ultimately do nothing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Nothing is still our nimble name, and I'm proud to say.
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  SPEAKER_02: You can see nothing in everything we make.
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  SPEAKER_06: Genius.
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  SPEAKER_06: Let's move on to Gen X and how that works.
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  SPEAKER_06: I I assume it's connected to like the Gen Xers.
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  SPEAKER_06: Is that what we're talking about here?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh no, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_02: No birth cohort.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, it anyone can use this.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_02: Now, this one, I am so proud of this one.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's a gender converter.
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  SPEAKER_02: Nothing might get out there to my knowledge.
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  SPEAKER_02: And unlike other transitional products and surgeries, Gen X gives you the appearance of another gender without all the suffering and the don't forget the low cost, too.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_02: And the best part is that it's fully reversible.
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  SPEAKER_02: You stop taking Gen X and you're back to your old self.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_02: That makes you happy.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_05: What a great idea.
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  SPEAKER_05: So when you say you can try another gender, does that mean you become that kind of person?
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  SPEAKER_02: Again, Steve, that is just not medically possible yet with a pill.
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  SPEAKER_02: But never say no, no, this gives you the appearance of being a different gender.
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  SPEAKER_02: Nothing else.
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  SPEAKER_05: This sounds very exciting.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_05: You know, you know, it's funny.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_05: It's a small world, Mr.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_05: Hausman.
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  SPEAKER_05: Jeff and I were just talking about seeing if we could be something or someone else.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_06: We were.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_05: You know, to see if maybe maybe we're see who we're supposed to be.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_05: Maybe we're not living our best life.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_05: And who knows, maybe your new drugs can help us.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm glad to hear you say that, Steve, because I've brought to the studio a microdose of our genetics product and Babble X for you.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_02: I thought you might want to give it a spin.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_02: After hearing the beginning of the show, you'd be the perfect hand to test it and show your audience how it works.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_02: What do you say?
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_06: You know what, Steve?
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_06: I I I I got nothing to lose.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_06: So I'm game.
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  SPEAKER_06: What about you?
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, why not?
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_05: What the heck?
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_05: How long does it take to do the trick and how long do the effects last?
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it takes about five minutes to take the fact.
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  SPEAKER_02: And because of the small dose, it will only last about ten minutes.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_02: Although if any effects last more than four hours, you should see your doctor immediately.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_02: Well, unless of course you like it.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_02: Any specific gender you wish to try?
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_06: I I always kind of wanted to see what it would be like to be a woman.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_06: What about you, Steve?
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_05: You know, this may sound funny.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_05: I always wanted to sound Italian.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_05: You know, I think it's started when I at a young age I started watching all the Scorsese movies, and I I just I always wanted to sound Italian.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_06: And you know, Steve, from in the kind of yeah, you kind of look like you could be Italian.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_06: Well, yeah, yeah, kind of lanky, you know, kind of be perfect, right?
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_05: I I could I could present as Italian.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_02: Well, excellent.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_02: Here you go.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_02: One pill for each of you.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_06: Excellent.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_06: Now now let's let's move on to that third product.
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  SPEAKER_06: I know it's not ready yet.
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  SPEAKER_06: Critter X, or whatever name you will eventually use.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_06: I I I kind of like Critter X.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_06: Will it work the same way?
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_06: Is it like the I I I I'm I'm not getting a real clear picture as to as to what this is like.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I I think you are getting a very clear picture of it, Jeff.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_02: You're getting the hang of how this stuff works.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_02: Although for some reason, our tests seem to have a few glitches.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_02: Most of our test people came up with fleas, an unintended side effect.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_02: We should have the bugs worked out soon.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_02: Bugs?
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's uh yeah, you're funny.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_05: That's funny.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_05: You know, speaking of people not familiar with placebics, maybe there's a good time to play that famous commercial that you run with us.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_05: You know, why don't we why don't we take some time now and familiarize our our audience, the ones who aren't familiar, because we're hey, we're getting new listeners all the time.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_05: Familiarize those who aren't familiar with placebox with with what it what the product does.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_05: So Johnny, play that placebox commercial.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_03: Finally, I can enjoy walks in the country again, thanks to placebox.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_05: Placebox, designed to make you feel better about any situation for any reason.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_05: I used to hate the morning commute coming out here and getting stuck.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_05: Now I love coming out here and just sitting.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_05: It's so relaxing.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_05: Placebex, designed to make you feel better about anything.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_05: Placebex contains nothing that could be considered harmful.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_05: In fact, placebex contains nothing at all, other than cornstarch.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_05: Placebex is designed to do absolutely nothing at all, while making you think that it is.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_05: Any positive medical results are completely coincidental.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_05: Frequent or prolonged use could result in stupor, boredom, ignorance of reality, anti-vaccine ideation, belief that life was better in the 10th century, addiction to television, appreciation of Rick Astley recordings, and death.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_05: Do not use placebex if you are in a coma or expect to be.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_05: Some patients have gained weight and lost brain cells in clinical studies, not to be used by those with cornstarch allergies or who live in southern New Jersey.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_05: May cause drowsiness, or not, has been linked to certain political ideas, but the makers of placebex make no specific candidate endorsements other than those we have previously bought under the provisions of federal election law.
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_05: Do not use place if you are a methamphetamine user.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_05: Just don't.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_03: Before placebox, I had pain all the time.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_03: Now, I just have pain most of the time.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_05: Placebox can be expensive, so ask your doctor about the placebox affordability program.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_05: It might make your placebox prescription as low as$350 a week.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_05: I used to be an old and bitter man.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_05: I still am.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_05: But now I'm good with that.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_05: Thank you, placebox.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_05: Ask your doctor if placebix is right for you.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_05: Placebix, new from Farmer Brute.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_05: It does nothing.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_05: And sometimes nothing is exactly what you need.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_00: God, what a great commercial.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_00: And yes, it's great to have you on the show as a guest, but you know, I guess unfortunately, you know, this is why it hasn't auto the monkey act.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_00: Which is too bad because I was excited to check out the women's dance in the in the studio.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, oh well.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, no loss.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_01: Or Jeffrey, I should say.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_01: You are quite the lady, if you ask me.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_00: Instead, you look like you were born in Florence.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_00: And I guess I sound like An Florence.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you so much, Hello.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, no problem, and thanks again for everything.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_02: I just love advertising on your show, and you guys are just the best.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_02: You're pr supporters of the product and you're good friends.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_02: So we look forward to being an advertiser for years to come.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_01: Well, thanks, Harold.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I feel like going out and getting some details.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe going to the other garden.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe I should give one of these pills to the other gardener.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_01: You want to come, Jeffrey?
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_01: I'm buying.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_00: Sounds great.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_00: Can we start up there when we're lying on the way?
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_01: Not Rabemo.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_01: And Johnny, what do we have for Mr.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_01: Hausman?
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_04: What do you, Stephen?
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, I mean, right, Steve.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_04: Harold will laugh his proverbial placebics off when he's the special guest of the Farmer Brute Improv Club for our personally crafted Harold show in his honor.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_04: He'll dine on Appropriation Station's line of airzats yet vacuous finger snack food.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_04: And then he'll enjoy a show dedicated just to him.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_04: His one-word suggestion will be laughter, as the troupe of unpaid yet broke comedians make it all up just like the pharma folks do.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_04: A gift of laughter brought to you by Farmer Brute and Appropriation Station.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_04: They really have it all.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_04: And when the show's over, he'll ride to the medically dangerous Harney Hotel in the 1982 Dotson.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_04: But with the special alternative reality glasses from Dotbot, he will think he's at a stretch Lincoln Limo.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_04: These glasses can make anything look like something else that you want it to be.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_04: Great for parties and a lovely anniversary gift.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_04: Like they say, not got get dot bot.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_04: And finally, he will be the lucky recipient of a lifetime supply of red matrix pills, so he can practically dance between as many realities as his mind and his knees can stand.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_04: These reality-bending narcotics are just a thing when you wonder if you should have done something else.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_04: Just bend to another reality, and you'll have a whole new life to replace.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_04: Alternative reality never seemed this easy.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_04: All from Matrix Pharma Studio, a field testing service to pharmaceutic.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_04: This has been a root of the day production in association with Why Didn't I Media?
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_04: Be sure and follow or subscribe to the Steve and Jeff Show wherever you listen to podcasts.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_04: Link is a review while you do it too.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_04: This is Johnny Speaker.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_04: I don't have a lot of regrets like Steve and Jeff do.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_04: Steve's mom and I get introspective every night.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_04: We even got introspective one ready afternoon with the Red Mood.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_04: All the introspection and no regrets.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_04: Can't wait for tonight's introspection.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_04: I've got my flashlight.