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Wrapping up THE DUMB WAYS YOU HURT YOURSELF! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: The other day, Kyle told us she burned her finger
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  Speaker 1: sticking her hand into the air fryer.
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  Speaker 2: Ouch!
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  Speaker 1: Which took us into the stupid way you hurt yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Jenna, stupid way you hurt yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, so the end of last week, I was getting home.
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  Speaker 2: I had a bunch of bags on my arms. I
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  Speaker 2: closed my car door right on my face and fractured
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  Speaker 2: and dislocated my jaw.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh, Jenna. Holy ouch.
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  Speaker 3: Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.
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  Speaker 3: Dumb ways to die.
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  Speaker 4: So many dumb ways to die.
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  Speaker 5: What's happening with your face now?
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  Speaker 2: So, that was the end of last week. I waited
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  Speaker 2: all weekend and finally went to the dentist on Monday,
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  Speaker 2: which took him three times to reset my jaw to
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  Speaker 2: get it back into place. And so, it's still fractured.
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  Speaker 2: They're hoping that it's healing on its own. And I
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  Speaker 2: have to go back next week to re-X-ray.
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  Speaker 5: Is it, like, painful to speak?
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  Speaker 1: Can you walk us through that again? I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: visualize what you did. So, you got groceries? So.
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  Speaker 2: So I had gotten home. I had a bunch of
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  Speaker 2: bags in my hand, like reached over to my passenger seat,
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  Speaker 2: got a bag, I think probably grabbed my water bottle.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I used my left hand on my
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  Speaker 2: handle to close the door and turned my face straight
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  Speaker 2: into it as I closed the door. It went right
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  Speaker 2: into my jaw.
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  Speaker 1: So you're not very tall.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I am tall.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she was bending over. What happened?
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  Speaker 2: I drive like a minivan.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I was just trying to get the visual.
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  Speaker 2: The edge of the door hit right into my jaw. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: my husband still doesn't understand how it happened.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to picture. I'm trying to figure
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  Speaker 1: out the whole visual. It just sounds terrible is what
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  Speaker 1: it sounds. Yeah, it does. And I bet you if
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  Speaker 1: the corner of the door hit, you probably have a
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  Speaker 1: cut on there too maybe, like a little triangle.
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  Speaker 4: No? Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It does not feel great.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Jenna. Hold on. That's a good one. You
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  Speaker 1: want tickets to 13th Floor Haunted House?
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  Speaker 6: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be great.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Hold on. Hello. Good morning. John Jane Rich.
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  Speaker 7: John Jane Rich.
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  Speaker 6: Now I do the crazy way I hurt myself.
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  Speaker 1: How'd you hurt yourself? Let's hear it.
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  Speaker 7: So my husband and I were putting away Christmas decorations.
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  Speaker 7: I was up in the attic in our garage. He
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  Speaker 7: was at the opening to our attic handing me big boxes.
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  Speaker 7: My left foot slipped off the rafter. I went through
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  Speaker 7: the drywall, kicked him with the drywall. Against the wall,
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  Speaker 7: I came down and broke my tailbone on the, what
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  Speaker 7: I call the wife stopper.
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  Speaker 1: So painful. Oh, the wife stopper.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, so painful.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I had to spend the night in the hospital.
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  Speaker 7: Broke my hip and my tailbone.
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  Speaker 1: You poor thing. I've heard that tailbone is the worst
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  Speaker 1: thing in the world to break. That's what I've heard.
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  Speaker 3: Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.
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  Speaker 3: Dumb ways to die. So many dumb.
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  Speaker 4: Ways to die.
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  Speaker 7: I had to sit on a donut. A donut for
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  Speaker 7: three months.
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  Speaker 6: It was horrible.
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  Speaker 7: I couldn't sleep on my back, my thighs.
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  Speaker 1: It was so painful. What's your name?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's my... Lori.
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  Speaker 1: Lori, would you like tickets to 13th Floor Haunted House?
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  Speaker 6: I would love it!
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  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, Lori. Hold on. Brandon.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, this is Brandon.
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  Speaker 1: Stupid way you hurt yourself.
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  Speaker 4: When... I was a teenager. I used to climb buildings
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  Speaker 4: for fun. And it was my sister's 13th birthday, so
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  Speaker 4: I asked her what she wanted to do. And she
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  Speaker 4: said she wanted to accompany me on top of one
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  Speaker 4: of the buildings.
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  Speaker 2: So me and.
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  Speaker 4: A couple of my friends, well, mine and her friends,
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  Speaker 4: decided to go climb up on top of a safeway.
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  Speaker 4: And we ended up having to hop a fence to
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  Speaker 4: get there. So we hopped the fence. We were climbing
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  Speaker 4: the ladder to get on top of the Safeway, and
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  Speaker 4: I missed the top rung of the ladder, slipped and
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  Speaker 4: fell 20 feet and.
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  Speaker 1: Broke my arm.
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  Speaker 4: And after I broke my arm, had to try to
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  Speaker 4: climb the fence back over to the other side of
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  Speaker 4: the fence so I didn't get caught trespassing on the property.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not a safe way.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a safe way. That's the opposite of a
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  Speaker 1: safe way. All right, Brandon, hold on. We'll say it.
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  Speaker 1: You want 13th floor haunted house? Absolutely. Hold on, brother. Ren,
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  Speaker 1: stupid way you hurt yourself.
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  Speaker 4: Hi.
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  Speaker 6: So a couple years ago, I had just been smoking
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  Speaker 6: with my girlfriend, and I got up to go to
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  Speaker 6: the bathroom and did a quick little shuffle to get
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  Speaker 6: to the bathroom. In our house, we have hardwood flooring.
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  Speaker 6: So under our rugs, we have rug grippers to keep
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  Speaker 6: the corners down. And my foot went between the two
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  Speaker 6: rug grippers under the rug. And it caught me when
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  Speaker 6: I was shuffling to go.
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  Speaker 5: To the bathroom.
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  Speaker 6: And I went face first into the doorframe and cracked
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  Speaker 6: my face open.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 1: Ren.
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  Speaker 3: Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.
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  Speaker 3: Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.
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  Speaker 6: I had to get eight stitches at like two in
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  Speaker 6: the morning.
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  Speaker 1: That's terrifying. Oh my gosh. Wren, you want 13th floor
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  Speaker 1: haunted house tickets?
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  Speaker 2: I really do.
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  Speaker 1: All right, hold on, Ren. We'll set you up. So good. Rich,
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  Speaker 1: do you want 13th floor?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I do.
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  Speaker 1: How did you get hurt? Let's hear how you got hurt.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I had woken up in the morning, and I
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  Speaker 5: kind of felt like maybe I had hurt myself a
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  Speaker 5: little the day before, like going on a little walk and, like,
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  Speaker 5: stepping on some high rocks and stuff. So to get
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  Speaker 5: into the shower, I thought what I would do is
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  Speaker 5: instead of making a wide step, I would just hop,
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  Speaker 5: just hop into the shower.
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  Speaker 1: Hop into the shower.
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  Speaker 5: And I hopped, and as soon as I landed, my
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  Speaker 5: knee snapped. And I tore my meniscus. And I'm still
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  Speaker 5: dealing with it. What, four weeks later?
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  Speaker 3: All right, that's a wrap.
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  Speaker 1: It's John Jane Rich.