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  Speaker 1: A whole lot of changing laundry. Welcome in the beginning
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  Speaker 1: We'll get started with the high speed transaction wire, the
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  Speaker 1: sports wire blowing up if you will. Yeah, there's an
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  Speaker 1: actual sound. We had an actual dynamite and it exploded.
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  Speaker 1: A very busy weekend. Now the legal tampering period, which
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  Speaker 1: I always look forward to it. We actually have it
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  Speaker 1: checked off on the on the calendar of my phone.
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  Speaker 1: It's always a special time in the Malor household. And
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  Speaker 1: went legal tampering? What what fun is that? So's it's
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  Speaker 1: underway here the next couple of days. Free agency this
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  Speaker 1: week in the NFL and musical chairs. Everyone bouncing all
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  Speaker 1: over the place here, a lot of name brand players
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  Speaker 1: relocating people we've heard of in the NFL. The biggest
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  Speaker 1: of the bunch. The news that came down in the
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  Speaker 1: last news cycle here. Maybe you were not paying attention.
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  Speaker 1: DK metcalf has a new team. Maybe you were tuned out,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't see it. Perhaps you missed it. So we
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  Speaker 1: learned that the Seattle football team has said bye bye
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  Speaker 1: to wide receiver DK Metcalf. As he going?
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  Speaker 4: Now where is he going? Good question? I know?
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  Speaker 1: You know, okay, you know DK Metcalf will be heading
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  Speaker 1: to Western Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 4: He's a inser.
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  Speaker 1: Now going to the Steelers and exchanged for a second
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  Speaker 1: round pick. The deal also includes a swap, the old
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  Speaker 1: swappy swap of draft picks, a sixth and seventh rounder.
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  Speaker 1: Who cares about that? So let us discuss the question
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  Speaker 1: in the big picture. Did dk Metcalf get what he
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  Speaker 1: wanted in this trade to the Steelers? Remember he and
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  Speaker 1: raised a hullabaloo? Did he get what he wanted? So
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  Speaker 1: I've got pot luck, dinner, whisker, and Sutter's mill, and
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  Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together and we
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  Speaker 1: are going to make a Truducan. Yeah, that's right, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna make it. Just put a chicken and turkey and
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  Speaker 1: throw it all together. Answered tru Duncan, All right, So
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  Speaker 1: to taled Off here, I'm gonna I'm gonna shake my head. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not to know that. The answer is no, Dk
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  Speaker 1: Metcalf did not get what he wanted. Now that does
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  Speaker 1: not mean that it is a bad situation.
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  Speaker 4: We were led to believe that DK.
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  Speaker 1: Wanted out of Seattle because they were losers, and they
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  Speaker 1: are losers in Seattle, right, we were led to believe that,
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  Speaker 1: and dead End Street no chance at any postseason glory.
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  Speaker 4: And his wish list, if you believe the scuttle.
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  Speaker 1: Butt, was he wanted to play for a contender, not
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  Speaker 1: a pretender like Seattle. He wanted an established quarterback. He
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  Speaker 1: wanted a warm weather location. So if that was accurate,
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  Speaker 1: that that was the criteria. He wanted to play for
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  Speaker 1: a legit contender, not a pretender, warm weather, established quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: That strike one, strike two, strike three. Now, it's not
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  Speaker 1: to say the Steelers aren't a playoff team playoffs. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: the Steelers always known as a fox contender. They're a
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  Speaker 1: good regular season game. They played pretty disciplined football under
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  Speaker 1: Mike Tomlin, and they end up winning right around the
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  Speaker 1: sweet spot, which is nine ten eleven game games that
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  Speaker 1: gets you into wildcard conversation every year. So most of
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  Speaker 1: the time they make the playoffs. They have at least
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  Speaker 1: a winning record pretty much every year. However, if you
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  Speaker 1: do a side by side comparison of the Pittsburgh football
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  Speaker 1: team to Cannsa City or even those other folk contenders
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  Speaker 1: in the AFC, like Buffalo and Baltimore. The other teams
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  Speaker 1: are a country mile ahead of where the Pittsburgh Steelers
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  Speaker 1: find themselves. The Yinsers, though, here's the biggest issue. They
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  Speaker 1: have no quarterback. Yeah, DK knows about playing with a
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  Speaker 1: bum at quarterback. He had that stiff Gino Smith, who
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  Speaker 1: was also traded more than that later over the weekend
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  Speaker 1: to the Raiders. Well can you imagine, say it's bad
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  Speaker 1: enough having Gino Smith as your quarterback and then imagining
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  Speaker 1: the team that traded for Gino Smith. Holy crap. Yeah. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: Now the Pittsburgh what I've been to Pittsburgh before, beautiful city,
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  Speaker 1: not exactly in the Sun Belt. Though not exactly in
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  Speaker 1: the Sun Belt. The tropical conditions of Pittsburgh, it is tropical.
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  Speaker 1: If you're coming out of Antarctica or Siberia. It's very,
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  Speaker 1: very tropical there. The average temperature in the month of
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  Speaker 1: December forty two degrees and that's not that bad, but
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  Speaker 1: it snows about half the time, about half the month,
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  Speaker 1: there'll be snow in the month of December. Now, nevertheless,
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  Speaker 1: the malor of report card on the DK metcalf trade.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give the Steelers a B, and Metcalf I
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  Speaker 1: give a C mins. The only reason I'm giving them
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  Speaker 1: a C minus here is it's a pot luck dinner situation.
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  Speaker 1: It's a piecemeal for DK Metcalf, and you have to
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  Speaker 1: take the good with the bad. Now, the good is
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  Speaker 1: you got Mike Tomlin, top coach, one of the top
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  Speaker 1: coaches in the NFL.
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  Speaker 4: The really good is DK Metcalf said, you know what.
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  Speaker 1: I would like to win. I want to plan on
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  Speaker 1: one weather City, but a quarterback. I have enough money.
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  Speaker 1: I can buy a really nice heater. I can buy
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  Speaker 1: all kinds of bells and whistles and so it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: I can make Pittsburgh tropical. Yeah, I put a sna
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  Speaker 1: in there, and it's like I'm hanging out in Miami
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  Speaker 1: for one hundred and fifty million dollars. That's the contract
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  Speaker 1: he agreed to to stay in Pittsburgh. Now, research finds,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, research does find that money can indeed
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  Speaker 1: buy happiness. Some people say that's not true. Songs have
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  Speaker 1: been written saying you can't buy happiness. Well, it's proven
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  Speaker 1: you can. The more wealth you have, the happier you get.
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  Speaker 1: That's the reality.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, we will now see if this mix actually happens.
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  Speaker 1: You've got George Pickens on one side, the diva with
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  Speaker 1: the capital D. You've got DK Metcalf on the other side,
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  Speaker 1: who always seems like he should be playing better, like
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  Speaker 1: DK always seems like he should be a better player
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  Speaker 1: than he actually turns out to be. The average only
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  Speaker 1: six targets a game of the final nine games.
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  Speaker 4: It would turn out.
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  Speaker 1: To be the final nine game in his Seattle Seahawks career.
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  Speaker 1: And you would assume that if you do keep Pickens
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  Speaker 1: and who knows, they could trade George Pickens and get
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  Speaker 1: rid of his ass. But if they keep Pickens and
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  Speaker 1: DK Metcalf in Pittsburgh, that's a pretty lethal deep passing game. Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: eighty five percent of modern football is not the deep
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  Speaker 1: passing game. It's the intermediate and the short passing game.
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  Speaker 1: That's where most games are won. They got to get
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  Speaker 1: a quarterback. And I keep seeing people tossing Justin Fields
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  Speaker 1: out there. I don't get it. The reason I'll get
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  Speaker 1: it is because Justin Fields blows. Now.
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  Speaker 4: Aaron Rodgers makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: Now, he also stinks, but at least he's had some
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  Speaker 1: success in the NFL. Justin fields. No no, no no,
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  Speaker 1: and there's some other names that have popped up here.
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  Speaker 1: The Steers don't have a quarterback, they do have some
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  Speaker 1: decent at least name guys at wide receiver now furthermore
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  Speaker 1: mentioned DK Metcalf. He's not the only pass catcher changing
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  Speaker 1: zip codes. The wide receiver known as Stefonte Adams is
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  Speaker 1: taking his talent somewhere else. If you didn't see this one,
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  Speaker 1: the news coming out that the wide receiver late of
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  Speaker 1: the Jets, later the Jets later the Raiders. Former packer
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  Speaker 1: has decided that he will doc you sign with the
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  Speaker 1: La Rams.
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  Speaker 4: You can ram it all day and you can ram
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  Speaker 4: it all night.
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  Speaker 1: As DeVante Adams gets a two year contract forty six million.
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  Speaker 4: It's not really what it appears.
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  Speaker 1: So question for the esteem panel, does this Davonte Adams
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  Speaker 1: signing move the needle for the Rams? So I would
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  Speaker 1: be pragmatic on this. You pays, well, you're a Ram
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  Speaker 1: for you think it's a great movie. Do you shut up? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it moves it, but only a whisker. It moves the needle,
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  Speaker 1: but only a whisker. Davonte Adams. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: sit here and sing and celebrate and all that because
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  Speaker 1: it had been four years ago and Devonte Adams was
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  Speaker 1: coming to the Rams.
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  Speaker 4: That would be a different story. That would be a
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  Speaker 4: different story.
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  Speaker 1: Got a new, heated debate with the Great Steve the
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  Speaker 1: saga on his way out of the building. We have
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  Speaker 1: virtual the Sega all night. But he was, Oh, DeVonta
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  Speaker 1: Adams can still play.
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  Speaker 5: He can play, but he's thirty two, and generally at
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  Speaker 5: that point there's either a slow decline or a rapid
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  Speaker 5: decline for ride receivers.
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  Speaker 1: But I'll give Adams an a plus. I give the
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  Speaker 1: Rams a seat plus because of the age thing. He's
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  Speaker 1: thirty two, and he did want to play on the
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  Speaker 1: West Coast, So last I checked the Rams. You can't
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  Speaker 1: get much closer to the West Coast.
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  Speaker 4: Than the Rams.
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  Speaker 1: You just you go from Inglewood and you just drive
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  Speaker 1: a couple towns over Boom. You're in the Pacific Ocean.
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  Speaker 1: So twenty six million guaranteed for Devonte Adams and for
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  Speaker 1: the team, it's you know, it's only money.
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  Speaker 4: It's not my money. You Stan Kronke's got more money
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  Speaker 4: than anybody. He can afford it.
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  Speaker 1: Who cares. Maybe it gets upset about the money thing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand, but it is clear that the Rams
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  Speaker 1: believe that Cooper Cupp has cracked and he can't play anymore.
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  Speaker 1: That they wanted someone who's older but not as injury prone.
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  Speaker 1: Even though Devonte Adams has had his share of injuries.
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  Speaker 1: He's had five straight one thousand yard season. The Rams
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  Speaker 1: identity is defense. They've got Puka Naku as the clear
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  Speaker 1: number one, and now Devonte Adams in his middle age
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  Speaker 1: to older age as an NFL receiver, will slide into
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  Speaker 1: the number two the number two chair.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well you have will you have a leprechaun on
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  Speaker 4: his shoulder?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. And Stafford, Matthew Stafford will have one
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  Speaker 1: premium wide receiver and possibly to Devonte Adams as a
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  Speaker 1: number two receiver. Should be all right? Now, last thing,
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  Speaker 1: we now moved to the quarterback room of the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: Money mane mane, Yeah, money, many money. The Buffalo Bills,
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  Speaker 1: on a quiet weekend in early March said, let's pay
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  Speaker 1: the man, and pay the man. They did and vay
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  Speaker 1: pay of the financial game. You see, the Buffalo Bills
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  Speaker 1: have inked Josh Allen to a six year, three hundred
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  Speaker 1: and thirty million dollars contract to play quarterback in Western
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  Speaker 1: New York. So how does this Josh Allen massive extension
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  Speaker 1: with the Bills compute with you?
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  Speaker 6: All right?
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  Speaker 1: So it computes to me like a paper shredder, because
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  Speaker 1: that's what the Buffalo Bills needed to do this. They
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  Speaker 1: needed a paper shredder. From what I understand, the Bills
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  Speaker 1: took the four years that were left on Josh Allen's
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  Speaker 1: contract and put it in a paper shredder.
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  Speaker 4: Is that that's it?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: And they started fresh. They said, you have four years left.
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  Speaker 1: You imagine what other business when you have four years
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  Speaker 1: left on your contract do they say? You know, we
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  Speaker 1: want to read it goes. We just want to pay
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  Speaker 1: you more money. We don't have to pay you more money,
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  Speaker 1: but what we feel like paying your money?
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  Speaker 4: Who does that?
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  Speaker 1: Not my business? I know that. No, no, no, I
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  Speaker 1: don't do that my business. Uh. Maybe they do that
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  Speaker 1: in your business, but not in my business. So the NFL,
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  Speaker 1: here's the way I look at Josh add four years
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  Speaker 1: left on the deal and so now he gets instead
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  Speaker 1: of that six years, three hundred and thirty million, includes
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  Speaker 1: an all time record two hundred and fifty million guarantee guaranteed.
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  Speaker 1: So it's not my money. And that's fine. Bills want
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  Speaker 1: to burn money on Josh Allen, good for them. But
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  Speaker 1: the NFL has discovered and this has gone on for
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  Speaker 1: years here, it's been blown up the last couple of
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  Speaker 1: years that they've discovered there's new gold at Sutter's Mill.
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  Speaker 1: If you know about the history of California, Sutter's Mill
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  Speaker 1: is kind of a big thing. And so the NFL,
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  Speaker 1: they've got their pig skin gold rush going on right now.
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  Speaker 1: And the reason they can afford all these ridiculous contracts, well,
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  Speaker 1: they make money handover fish. But one hundred and ten
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  Speaker 1: billion dollar television deal, one hundred and ten billion dollar
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  Speaker 1: contract in television, and it's likely going to go up
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  Speaker 1: above that. And so this is a mixed bag situation
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  Speaker 1: with Josh Allen, the reigning NFL MVP. Allen turns twenty
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  Speaker 1: nine in the month of May. So you're giving him,
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  Speaker 1: if my math is correct, you're giving him a contract
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  Speaker 1: that will be through his age thirty five season.
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  Speaker 4: So you've got that going for you.
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  Speaker 1: A not ideal from a book keeping perspective, though it's
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  Speaker 1: not bad. Now why is it not bad? Because even
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  Speaker 1: with Josh Allen getting this massive amount of money, the
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  Speaker 1: highest paying guaranteed contract in league history. And he actually
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  Speaker 1: will pass the creepy quarterback Deshaun Watson in a total
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  Speaker 1: number of guaranteed dollars by like twenty million. But Josh
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  Speaker 1: Allen not to get caught up in the minutia. But
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  Speaker 1: we're about to get caught up in the minutia. So
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  Speaker 1: Josh Allen fifty five million average annual value with the
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  Speaker 1: Buffalo Bills. That is nineteen point seven percent of the
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  Speaker 1: salary cap, which ranks thirteenth among quarterback deals.
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  Speaker 4: So it's number thirteen, which.
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  Speaker 1: Is when you think about it, it's like that's oh,
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  Speaker 1: he's one of the top five quarterbacks. Certainly has his weaknesses,
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  Speaker 1: but he's one of the top five quarterbacks in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: You've got absolute stiffs like Alligator Arms Murray in Arizona,
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  Speaker 1: the creepy quarterback Deshaun Watson, Trevor Lawrence and his flowing
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  Speaker 1: locks in Jacksonville, and Tua headache Ilova there in Miami,
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  Speaker 1: who have all all had higher percentages of their contracts
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  Speaker 1: against the cap than Josh Allen. So from that perspective,
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  Speaker 1: it's fine. And will the Bills win anything, Well, they've
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  Speaker 1: never won anything in my lifetime. They've been close. They've
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  Speaker 1: been close, but they haven't been able to get over
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  Speaker 1: the hump. We'll see and then this will not last long.
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  Speaker 1: Josh Allen got paid and now Mahomes will get new money,
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  Speaker 1: and Lamar Jackson and Joe Burrow and they'll just be
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  Speaker 1: passing around money, money, money.
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  Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
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  Speaker 1: So our lead this hour is from the Land and
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  Speaker 1: somewhere in the Land the Great Ohio al and Strip
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  Speaker 1: Club John celebrating because it turns out one of the
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  Speaker 1: most popular storylines, one of the most popular storylines of
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  Speaker 1: the NFL Silly season, has come to an abrupt end.
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  Speaker 1: Cop put cop put to one of our good stories,
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  Speaker 1: good story, dead on arrival evolves. The Cleveland defensive stalwart
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  Speaker 1: was Miles Garrett traded to the Buffalo Bills for not one,
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  Speaker 1: not two, but three first round picks on a dramatic
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  Speaker 1: weekend trade. No.
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  Speaker 4: Was Miles Garrett sent to the.
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  Speaker 1: Motor City Kitties for a first, a second, and a
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  Speaker 1: conditional second round draft pick in a blockbuster move over
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  Speaker 1: the weekend. Absolutely not did not happen. But did you
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  Speaker 1: hear what had happened? What did happen? You didn't?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So we've learned that after.
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  Speaker 1: A public display of distaste for the Cleveland football team
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  Speaker 1: with social media campaign a letter asking for a relocation
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  Speaker 1: into a transfer portal.
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  Speaker 4: In the end, the Browns have.
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  Speaker 1: Ended the Cold War with their defensive star as Miles
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  Speaker 1: Garrett gets a not one, not two, not three, but
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  Speaker 1: four year contract worth one hundred and twenty three million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: That's one two three ABC garanteed money.
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  Speaker 4: For Miles Garrett.
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  Speaker 1: He rep places Max Crosby as the highest paid non
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  Speaker 1: quarterback in the NFL. But Miles Garrett no longer on
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  Speaker 1: the trading block as he has come to terms to
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  Speaker 1: stay in Cleveland and continue to play meeaningless football games.
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  Speaker 1: But he'll be paid a lot of money for those
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  Speaker 1: meaningless football games. So let us discuss the question, how
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  Speaker 1: do you dissect this Miles Garrett decision to stay in
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  Speaker 1: Cleveland after the vitriol that was out there from Miles
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  Speaker 1: Garrett in his camp. So I've got artisan Hollywood starlet
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  Speaker 1: and law of thermodynamics and we will combine all of
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: these things together, and we are going to make an
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  Speaker 1: amazing plate of Baba ganoosh. We're gonna make the baba
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  Speaker 1: ganoosh is what we're gonna make, all right. So a
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  Speaker 1: Miles Garrett is a student of the game, not student
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  Speaker 1: by right, student body left, a student of the game.
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  Speaker 1: He certainly played the Browns like a fiddle.
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  Speaker 4: He did. And everyone's got a price.
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  Speaker 1: We all know it, right, We all think, oh, I
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  Speaker 1: can't be bought, but there is a number.
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  Speaker 4: I admit it. I have a number.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: No one's ever come close to meeting my number, but
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I have a number, and so do you. Everyone's got
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: a number. And it turns out when somebody says, and
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: we've known this for some time as an adult, when
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: somebody says, it's not about the money, it's about the money, right,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: the money doesn't whisper.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: It screams.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: It screams at you. The money, money, money, money, man.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I So Miles Garrett now is eligible to hold a
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: seminar on how to finagle money out of a sad sack,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: pathetic NFL franchise like the Cleveland Browns. It's like one
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: of those get rich quick schemes and Miles Garrett pulled
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: it off. He did right, Myles, This is an artisan
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: following the teachings of our current president Donald Trump.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: The art of the deal.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: It is the art of the deal. He hit all
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: the big points in a negotiation, all of them. Now,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: let me give you my supporting evidence to back this up.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: So Miles Garrett aimed, Hi. He knew that the Browns
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: ownership a beleaguered target, but he also realized that they
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: were the focus, and he had to find a way
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: to weaponize the brown fan base and get to ownership.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: And so he through social media and other old school media,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Miles Garrett was able to get the word to the
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: fan base and they rallied support for him, and Garrett
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: had his bargainingship. What was his bargain? His bargaining ship
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: was pay me or trade me, But it was really
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: more trade me.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: It wasn't paying me, it was trade me.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: And the Browns were selling this nice romantic story about
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: how he was to go from Cleveland to Canton, and
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Miles like, I never wanted to go from Cleveland to Canton.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I want to win. Well, he no longer wants to win, right,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Suddenly winning not that important? No no no no no
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: no no no no. And so Miles Garrett, he made
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: it seem like he was doing the Brownies of favor,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: say well, I want to win, but I'll take the contract.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: And so he had a position of strength in this negotiation.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: And as Gordon Gecko said in the iconic old Hollywood
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: movie Wall Street, greed, for a lack of a better word,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: is good. So Miles Garrett was greed. You know, in
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: the multiverse, this would have been much more fun. It
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: would have been enjoyable for me, I assume for you
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: as well, had Miles Garrett actually gone to a good team.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: He is not on a good team. The Browns blow.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: But if he had gone to a good team, what
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: fun that would have been to anticipate and look forward
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: if he'd gone to a Buffalo Bill a Detroit Lions
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: type team, and see how that would have played out. Instead,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: he's stuck. It's a dead end job, but it's a
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: well paying dead end job, really well paying. It pays great,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: and he has played his last meaningful game. Miles Garrett
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: is perfectly okay with that. He had a price point.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: He Browns met the price point, and that's it. He's
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: basically retired. Now.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: They're not gonna win anything.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: And Miles Garrett will play out his career meaningless football games,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: but he'll get really big checks. Every time he goes
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: to direct deposit and he sees his bank account, he'll smile.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Page two. So tell me about how Miles Garrett, defensive
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: star of the Cleveland Browns career arc is looking right now.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: So if you're a little slow here and you're not
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: paying attention to what I'm saying, he is a chaser.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Miles Garrett is a chaser.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Now, what does that mean?
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: He's just changing the target. So we thought Miles Garrett
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: was chasing a ring, the bling bling the ring ring, right,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: He's chasing the chasing the right. Now turns out he's
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: still chasing. He's chasing the bag. And he got the bag.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: And then he's willing to give up any reasonable hope
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: of ever playing in a Super Bowl during his career
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: in exchange for forty million dollars a year average annual
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: value forty million dollars a year. He said, I don't
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: need to go to the Super Bowl and play in
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: the game. No. He re signed with a three to
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: fourteen Browns team that has never looked worse. That has
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: never looked worse. He's under contract now through the twenty
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: thirty season. If we read that right, and that includes
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: a no trade class, why would you want a no
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: trade claws Miles Garrett. Now he can continue to get
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: empty stat after empty stat with Cleveland and no one
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: will pay attention. No one will pay attention. Dog water team,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: they talk about the dog Pound. It's a dog water outfit. There.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: The Browns non competitive football, and he has amassed one
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: hundred and two and a half sacks in one hundred
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: and seventeen mostly non competitive.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Games during the course of his NFL career.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: There is so much stank around the Browns that it's
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: a famous line from a Hollywood starlet back in the
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: day who said it better than anyone else, that money
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: is the best deoder. That was from a woman named
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Elizabeth Taylor. Money is a great deoder, Like the Browns stink, right,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: But Miles Garrett, this is they sucked. But I'm good,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I'm rich, and I'm fine with that, which is okay.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: I would have done the same thing. He's smelling like
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: a rose.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Everyone else blows, but he's smelling good all right now,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: last point quickly, So what does this, Miles Garrett, mega extension?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: What does this contract extension do for the rest of
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: the business of the NFL. I'm glad you asked. So
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: this is what's known as the law of thermodynamics. Now
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: what does that mean? Water flows downhill? But so does cash.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: It does, it flows down So the way this works,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: if you're not necessarily locked in here, bad job by you. Yeah,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: So the way it works is the trickle down economics.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: The NFL's got more money than they know what to
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: do with. They're like a Mexican drug cartel lord, like
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: a drug lord from Mexico. They got so much money
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: they got like buried in the ground. They don't know
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: what to do with it. So these teams are filthy rich,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: and everyone's getting paid. Everyone get them. You get paid,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: You get paid, You get paid. Even you you you're
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: a fat pig, You're getting paid. Also, everyone's getting paid.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Miles Garrett. New deal is a sweet melody, right, it's
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: music to the years. If you are Tamar Chase, if
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: you are Micah Parsons, anyone, and they're both I believe
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: younger than Miles Garrett, and they're in line they're in
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: the on deck circle, right, and these are boom times
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: in the NFL. We also saw Josh Allen get an
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: extension that will trickle down to homes in the Burrow
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: and Lamar Jackson. I'm sure Lamar's mom's probably on the
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: phone right now with the Ravens saying, Hey, pay me
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: more money, show me some more money. But if you
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: are searching for the top of the market contract in
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: the NFL right now, the numbers are insane to the memory,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: and they've always been insane, but this is the latest example.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: And I'm not People say, oh, you're ripping Miles. I'm
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: not ripping Myles Garrett. I'm just calling it like it is.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Miles Garrett was chasing a ring and then the Brown said,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: we're gonna pay you X amount of dollars. He said,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: you know what, I can go to any pawn shop
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I want and buy a ring right now. On eBay,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I can buy myself fifty Super Bowl rings. I can
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: buy one from just about every Super Bowl I want.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: They're all on eBay. So I'll take the money and
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: if I want a ring, I'll buy a ring and
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I'll do it on eBay.
• 26:49
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• 26:51
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• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Here we go, Here We're gone.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: How about that?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: To the third degree?
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: This is one big Ben gets correct.
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: In a report on Saturday, Ian Rappaport says that the
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: Vikings are considered a dark horse to land Aaron Rodgers. Now, Ben,
• 27:12
  Speaker 7: what do you think the chances are of Rogers completing
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: the full Brett Favre career arc Na, No.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I want him to go to Pittsburgh. That's what I
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: want to see Tomlin and Rogers. I've changed my position before.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I want him to go to the Rams. Now I
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: want to see Aaron Rodgers go to Pittsburgh because that's
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: the team's supposed to be good. I imagine if the
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Steelers finish under five hundred for the first time in
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Mike Tomlins era with Aaron Rodgers, That's what I want
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: to do next.
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: It is being reported that rather than landing a starting
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: job elsewhere in free agency, that Daniel Jones could return
• 27:42
  Speaker 7: to the Vikings to battle JJ McCarthy for the QB
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: one spot. Battle, Ben, what do you think the chances
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: are of that happening?
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Well, the fact that Daniel Jones says, supposedly multiple teams
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: offering him contracts is fascinating. He has proven beyond a
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: reasonable doubt he cannot play pro foot ball at a
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: high level.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: What are we doing here? Seriously?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Like, and if you have you have JJ McCarty, he
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: said out the ears hurt, Like what do you wait?
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Just play him? If you signed Daniel Jones, you're really
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: playing him.
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: Next, the Athletics reveal their uniforms for the twenty twenty
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: five season, which revealed a Las Vegas patch on their
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: arm sleeve.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: Now, some found it strange that the team is doing
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: more to emphasize Vegas and Sacramento. Ben, do you think
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: the lack of Sacramento representation is weird?
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: It's embarrassing. If I was Sacramento, I'd kick the a's out.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: That's embarrassing. Cool, How do we do?
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: He passed?
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: That is a pass I won. I don't know how
• 28:39
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• 28:43
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• 28:46
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• 29:09
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• 29:13
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• 29:23
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• 29:29
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• 29:32
  Speaker 1: it's rather obvious Mike Tomlin needs our advice. These Steelers
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: traded for DK Metcalf, but they don't have a quarterback.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: They now have two premium grade wide receivers, but they
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: don't have a quarterback. So I know they're up late
• 29:46
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• 29:49
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• 29:53
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• 29:56
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• 30:09
  Speaker 6: His name is Luca and he can't beat the Celtics.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love that.
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  Speaker 4: That's a great call.
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  Speaker 6: Rack him.
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  Speaker 1: John, I don't know I know your name. I'm hanging
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  Speaker 6: Hello, good blast doge God.
• 30:31
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• 30:34
  Speaker 1: your next year. Advice to the Steelers on finding a quarterback. Hello,
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• 30:41
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  Speaker 6: Hello, i'd have a trash truck.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Well, this is the show for you. Line line three.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: You're on the air at eight seven, seven ninety nine
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: on Fox. We're giving advice to Mike Tomlin and the Steelers.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: They need a quarterback. Hello.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Line three, Ben I.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Would tell him that my girlfriend can't wrestle, but you
• 31:22
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• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. That joke never get sold. First time
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I heard it was about twenty two years ago.
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  Speaker 6: Hello.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that loud caller was right, God.
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• 31:40
  Speaker 6: Hello, they got two good receivers. I guess they just
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: don't draft a ghost in the draft.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. Maybe that's all they have to do,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Sean the hood guy. Line one, you're on the airline one.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Hurry up, go, Line one, move to Colorado.
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: Become a milkman.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's the way to do it. Milkman, make more
• 31:56
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• 32:00
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  Speaker 6: Hello, no playoff wins, no super Bowl, no quarterback.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. Line six you're on the Airline six. Hello,
• 32:20
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• 32:22
  Speaker 6: They need a quarterback, don't you think Mike Timelin, Aaron
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: Rodgers and Pat McAfee go together like he.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Would beat it be. Oh that would be fun for
• 32:31
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• 32:34
  Speaker 1: says a talk show host. Hello, line one, you're on
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, love doach.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, keep killing up. Line up. Line three, you're on here.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Hurry up.
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: Hey, if you're thinking about Aaron Rodgers, just remember he's
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: only a year younger than Ben Roethlis.
• 32:55
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• 32:58
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• 33:08
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• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Just like that, you strut around like you know everything.
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  Speaker 1: Computers are for losers, normal people. Well, how dare she?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: What do you.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Let's find out are you smarter than an FSR tech queen?
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Well, that is the game. And our friend Loraina. We
• 33:32
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• 33:50
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  Speaker 4: The categories this week. The categories this.
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  Speaker 1: Week are let's see we have sporty multiple choice, pop culture,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: pop culture.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: And why don't we do some math? Questions?
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: Many of that last year, So answer the question how
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: do you answer the questions to Jeffardy asked each one
• 35:01
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• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Well, you'll each be answered ask the same question. Thanks
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: for listening last week. See do we want to do science?
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: I do like science?
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: The cumulo nimbus clouds are.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll do science. We'll do all right. Let's
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• 35:16
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• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Question and number one blind Scott, you are the challenger here.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Do you want a sporting multiple choice? Pop culture? History,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: science or culture?
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: Pop? Pop culture?
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: All right, pop culture, here we go and first question,
• 35:37
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• 35:41
  Speaker 1: documentary about a flamboyant zoo operator when viral during the.
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: The Tiger Guy, Tiger Guy from Pennsylvania. Tiger Man.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, tiger Man Lorena, what say you, Lorena? Tiger King?
• 36:00
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• 36:04
  Speaker 6: Uh, Coop, I should get a cut off, blind. I
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: didn't see the damn thing.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: You know, Lona gets question?
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: What was the Tiger King? Was the vib Okay?
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: That's the next one.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Sports?
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll do sporty multiple choice. And this is
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: plausibly a sports radio show. We're playing Are you smarter
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: than the f SR tech Queen Lorena? And uh, here
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: we go, very exciting, very exciting. All right?
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Which NBA team started as the Buffalo Braves before switching
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: to their new nickname when they went to San Diego?
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Is it A the Rockets, B the as Tech or
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: C the.
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: Clippers the b can I answer?
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: No?
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Go ahead, yes, as.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Tex I'm gonna go first. Well he wanted to go clips.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: You think you love the Clippers culture.
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: Now since I win, since we're tired, all right, let's
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: move on.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: All right, Lorena, you're two for two. You got you
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: got that right, So Scott you're all for too. No
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: college team, dummy, No the clip that Buffalo Brazer came
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: to San Diego Clippers. Now, well you're too You're up
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: to nothing. So you're doing very well. Let's go to
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: you want a math? All right, let's go to math.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: They buzz in right?
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: What their name is?
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: That an get to pick, We both get to answer. Yeah,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: we're making it up as we go. Just go with it,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: all right? My god? All right now this should be easy.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Are you smarter than the f start taking when she's
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: killing you? By the way, blind Scott, you're oll for two?
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: How many sides are on an octagons? Are you kidding me?
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: He's kidding? How many? Scott? Hey? You sure? He said five?
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: Though, well I was trying to count one two. I'm
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: trying to count physically. Now, whoa, four, five? Six?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: I think you're going six? All right, Lareda, it's eight, Ben,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: That is correct?
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: Like, dude, you're do you talk for buying people? These questions?
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: These are easy quiz, just the questions for idiots. What
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? Using moron questions? I'm becoming dummer
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: asking these questions. I am literally feel stupider. I feel
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: like the dumbest guy in radio asking these questions.
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: Do a pop I talked to myself all day long.
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: I don't watch. If you do a pop culture one.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: I already did it. You got it wrong. I did
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: a pop culture one.
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: Do history? Do history? Do history?
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: No, we are I'm going to do a science one.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: Dude, you were what can need the gunner man? The
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: guy was on his launch break. You leave him on it.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: He was terrible. I couldn't understand what he was saying.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: The guy. The call sucked, dude, the call sucked one.
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: Focus want a whole.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Forw He's melting down, he's melting down. We have to
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: get it all right, all right, let's go to uh
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: we're playing are you smarter than the F s R?
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Tech Queen?
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: And let's do a science question.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I love science. Not sure about that.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: I cheated at school? They paid for it for being
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: blind and I get cheated off of people?
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: All right? What kind of habitat do frogs primary primarily
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: live in the habitat.
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: Of I know, I know it's in a swamp.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: All right, Lorena, I'm gonna go with.
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: Farm help, farm help, farm help, the farm help your
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: whole life.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: I want to say, they live in ponds, ben ponds.
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: All right, everybody at this network, it's from a farm.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: And is it a swamp or is it a pond?
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: You're well, you're both wrong. What lanes was what you
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: were looking for? Well, you didn't say wet lands.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: You were going to say, but is technically a wetland?
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: I do?
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: You kind of want to give that to Scott.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: But the term is wetland. That's the term, that's the
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: actual also in a wetland. But all right, let's see
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: one more question. Are you smarter than the f SR two?
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: I think it's over already, right, Cooper, Yeah, no.
• 40:27
  Speaker 7: We have a definitive answer. Scott is not smarter than
• 40:30
  Speaker 7: an queen or fifth grader for that matter.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Oh no, these are like first grade questions. I didn't
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: even get I didn't even get past first grade.
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: He's like, you're dumber than a first grader. Dude, what's
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: up with that? Man?
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: I got two hundred audiobooks. Can you ask one more questions?
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Then you should listen to them? About octagon ogon, you're
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: playing the blind card from the bottom of the deck, dude,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Come on, I have that.
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: No tiger man, Come on, dude, Lorena has the answer
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: over there.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Shut up.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: She does not have the answer.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Ian Koop doesn't have the ad. I'm the only one
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: that has the answer. I wrote all these stupid questions.
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: I was going on body graph Horn Holliday.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: God, I'm glad you finished that sentence.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you?
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: What I want? I want? Congratulations, Lore, smarter than myself,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: your first, your first victory. Lreeda