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Hour 1 - Struck by Lightning · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Show me your lightning bolts. It's our number bar Why
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  Speaker 1: our number one? It's all about that Monday night football game.
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  Speaker 1: The Chargers go to overtime to beat the Eagles in
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  Speaker 1: La Jalen Hurts turn the ball over five times. That
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  Speaker 1: doesn't seem ideal. So what's Jalen Hurts play smell like
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  Speaker 1: for the Eagles on that Monday night game? Also, do
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  Speaker 1: you have confidence that Nick Sirianni can stop the bleeding
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  Speaker 1: for the Birds as they have lost three games in
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  Speaker 1: a row. Also, can Jim Harbaugh exhale now with the
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  Speaker 1: Chargers getting in the win column against the reigning Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl champions. I'll talk about all that and more right
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  Speaker 1: now here. It is our number one. It turns out
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  Speaker 1: a trip to the West Coast all the Eagles needed
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  Speaker 1: to continue to suck, and boy today suck. Welcome in
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  Speaker 1: As we settle into it a busy night and we
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  Speaker 1: begin with the Monday night football game. And a memorable game.
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  Speaker 1: Not a great game, well, I mean if you like turnovers.
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  Speaker 1: It was close game, went to overtime in the Hood
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  Speaker 1: and Inglewood and up to no good. The Birds the
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  Speaker 1: reigning champions of the NFL and not playing like it
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  Speaker 1: right now. No, they're not the bright lights of Monday
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  Speaker 1: night football. The La Power Company was hosting the team
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  Speaker 1: from Philadelphia and Joe Back Troy Aikman were there. They
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  Speaker 1: had the call on ABC, So I don't saw a
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  Speaker 1: game or not if you're watching. I was at the
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  Speaker 1: game for a good chunk of it. Had to leave
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  Speaker 1: early to get here. It's my duty to the American
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  Speaker 1: people to come in here do sports talk. So I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't be stuck in traffic. But Cameron Dicker, the kicker,
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  Speaker 1: had to go ahead fifty four yard field goal. He
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  Speaker 1: ended up kicking five field goals in the game. And
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  Speaker 1: Tony Jefferson, who well, he intercepted on a tip pass
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  Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts at the one yard line and that lifted
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  Speaker 1: the Chargers to a twenty two to nineteen victory over
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  Speaker 1: the free falling Philadelphia Eagles. What a bunch of chumps
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles are, and it was somewhat enjoyable to see
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  Speaker 1: the very braggadosius Eagle fan base who looked a little
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  Speaker 1: numb the way that Jalen Hurts was playing in this
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  Speaker 1: particular game. Now, the better story is in the losing
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  Speaker 1: locker room, and so that is where we're gonna go.
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  Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts had to be kind a clunker, a clunker
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  Speaker 1: for the ages for Jalen Hurts, who threw not one,
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  Speaker 1: not two, not three, but four four interceptions and the
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  Speaker 1: Eagles committed five turnovers in the game. Jalen Hurts had
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  Speaker 1: the two for one. We'll get to that coming up
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  Speaker 1: in a minute. And here is the man of the hour.
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  Speaker 1: Thought's start with Jalen Hurts. Here on the overtime, the
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  Speaker 1: Eagles had gotten into field goal range. There was a
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  Speaker 1: penalty on the Chargers on a fourth down play that
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  Speaker 1: extended the drive for Philadelphia, which set up the interception
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  Speaker 1: and the final blow, the final body blow, body blow.
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  Speaker 1: Here is Jalen Hurts on what a night for intercession
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  Speaker 1: let's talk about that last one.
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  Speaker 2: I knew it was going to be a tight window throw.
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  Speaker 2: I'd have to watch the film to see see it
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  Speaker 2: from the eyes film's point of view. Ultimately, it's a
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  Speaker 2: play that I didn't make. You got to handle the ball.
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  Speaker 2: That's a play that we've made a million times in
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  Speaker 2: that scenario versus a cloud corner, and I didn't make
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  Speaker 2: that play this time around.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you did not make that play. So the Raiinning
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl Champions lose their season worst third in a row.
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  Speaker 1: They are just three games above five hundred. Now, the
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  Speaker 1: good news is they're in the right division. The Giants
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  Speaker 1: aren't trying, the Commanders blow, and the Cowboys suck, so
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  Speaker 1: they're in a good division. There's no one else who's
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  Speaker 1: even competing with them, so they've got that going in Philadelphia. However,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't change the fact that Eagles are a total
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  Speaker 1: fraud in terms of being a Super Bowl content. Does
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  Speaker 1: anyone disagree with that? Like, at this point, we do
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  Speaker 1: the show today, We have to worry about the show
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  Speaker 1: right now, we do the overnight show at this moment.
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  Speaker 1: Is there a bigger pretender than the Philadelphia Eagles in
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  Speaker 1: terms of actually winning anything the way they are right now?
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  Speaker 1: My god. All right, but let's focus in and it's
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  Speaker 1: good jumping off play. Let's focus in on the quarterback though,
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  Speaker 1: and let's discuss the question what is Jalen Hurts play?
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  Speaker 1: What is the smell around Jalen Hurts?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Just break it down like that, right, what's Jalen Hurts
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  Speaker 1: play smell like? For the Eagles? Thoughts? On this, I've
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  Speaker 1: got John Madden, Gator, and spicy margarita, and we will
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  Speaker 1: combine all of these things together and we are going
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  Speaker 1: to put the biscuit in the basket. So a, the
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  Speaker 1: smell surrounding Jalen Hurts is a pungent smell. It's punging
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  Speaker 1: it up. It's so strong it's actually peeling The paint
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  Speaker 1: at the link in Philadelphia's that bad. The paint's peeling down.
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  Speaker 1: It smells so bad. And this was a masterpiece of malfunction.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm happy I got to see something I've never
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  Speaker 1: seen before that we're not sure has ever happened before,
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  Speaker 1: and it happened on a Monday night game here. But
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  Speaker 1: before we get to that, when I say that Jalen
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  Speaker 1: Hurts went out there and had a masterpiece of malfunction.
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  Speaker 1: It was a performance so historically awful it deserves its
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  Speaker 1: own wing at the loof across the Atlantic, just deserves
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  Speaker 1: its own spot in the museum. And forget Van goll
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  Speaker 1: and the da Vin g and all the greats. Jalen
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  Speaker 1: Hurts in this Monday night game was Jackson Pollock. He
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  Speaker 1: was splattering turnovers in the air every way right across
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  Speaker 1: the gridiron like a man who was playing possessed by
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  Speaker 1: the spirit of abstract incompetence. That was Jalen Hurts in
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  Speaker 1: this game. And you saw the play in particular was interception, fumble,
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  Speaker 1: recovery and then fumble on the same play. John Madden,
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  Speaker 1: if he were still alive, the ghost of John Madden
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  Speaker 1: would call that the turnover. Turducan is what that was.
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  Speaker 1: That was a turnover to ducan. You got the interception,
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  Speaker 1: you get the recovery, and then you get the fumble.
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  Speaker 1: That's the Turducan of turnovers for Jalen Hurts. Congratulations. The
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  Speaker 1: rare double giveaway, the rare double giveaway on one play,
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  Speaker 1: and the nerds claim that their data goes back to
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  Speaker 1: nineteen seventy. Apparently nothing happened before in nineteen seventy eight.
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  Speaker 1: Everything after nineteen seventy eight, They have no recorded history
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  Speaker 1: of anyone sucking that much on one play like Jalen Hurts.
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  Speaker 1: And that's not quarterback play, mind you. That's finger painting
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  Speaker 1: while on a dumbball ride at disney World, is what
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  Speaker 1: that was? Now, Hertz, who has gone recently from the
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  Speaker 1: afterglow of the Super Bowl MVP to the LVP as
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  Speaker 1: in Lost Value Player. That's Jalen Hurts right now, the LVP,
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  Speaker 1: the Lost Value Player, and he's strapped right in that
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  Speaker 1: cockpit of the Vomit comet and he's on a full
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  Speaker 1: comic Kazi mission with that Philadelphia Eagles offense right now.
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  Speaker 1: And this is not just a one night stink bomb.
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  Speaker 1: As we know. We've been documenting here. We have a
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  Speaker 1: talk show to do every day, and we come in
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  Speaker 1: here and the Eagles are good for business because they
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  Speaker 1: won the Super Bowl. They're supposed to be good and
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  Speaker 1: they're underachieving, and so it's always fun to talk about
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  Speaker 1: teams like this, and they are really living up to
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  Speaker 1: the suck mantra in Philadelphia. So the last five games,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's a good sample size. Is that fair?
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  Speaker 1: That's fair? You're shaking your Yeah, that's fair. So last
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  Speaker 1: five games, Jalen Hurts has a seventy two point three
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  Speaker 1: passer rating. He's averaging six point four yards per pass,
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  Speaker 1: completing less than sixty percent of his passes despite running
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  Speaker 1: a rudimentary Eagles offense. And he's got five interceptions now
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  Speaker 1: and three fumbles. And that's the way it's going for
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  Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts. And so that's not really a slump, mind you.
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  Speaker 1: That's a five alarm football funk, is what that is
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  Speaker 1: for Jalen Hurts. And remember, in the NFL, there is
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  Speaker 1: no rest for the wicked. So right back at it
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  Speaker 1: again for Jalen Hurts, although the competition does soften going forward.
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  Speaker 1: Now page two, let's talk about the leadership vacuum in
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  Speaker 1: Philadelphia here, and there's a theme to the Eagles as
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  Speaker 1: they continue to have their issues here. And the question
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  Speaker 1: is do you have any confidence as an outsider, do
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  Speaker 1: you have any confidence that Nick Sirianni can stop the
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  Speaker 1: bleeding of the birds? Do you have any confidence of
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  Speaker 1: that that day he can get it done? There? So
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go nope on that's that's nope. For those
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  Speaker 1: of you who don't have to spell nope, zero confidence,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know how anyone can have confidence. The
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  Speaker 1: Eagles had a similar free fall. I think it was
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty three. They never got out of it, they
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  Speaker 1: never were able to stop it, and Sirianni was the
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  Speaker 1: head coach of that team. The Eagles right now are
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  Speaker 1: like the USS Gerald R Ford.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: They are an aircraft carrier and they're very difficult to
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  Speaker 1: turn around. Those aircraft carriers. It's like they're they're drifting
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  Speaker 1: sideways in the Delaware River right now. And Nick Sirianni's
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  Speaker 1: standing on deck on the aircraft carrier and he's waving
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  Speaker 1: pom poms, and instead of grabbing the wheel and trying
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  Speaker 1: to turn he's on, we're fine, Oh we're good. I
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  Speaker 1: love these guys. Ah, they're so good. Let's play rock
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  Speaker 1: paper sis is what do you say? Okay, why not?
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  Speaker 1: We'll play rock papercs.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Fine, So you don't turn around the aircraft carrier by
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  Speaker 1: saying let's go right into the headset, that doesn't work.
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  Speaker 1: Here is Nick Sirianni on the four interception game for
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  Speaker 1: Jalen Hers. Let's hear what Sirianni had to say on this.
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  Speaker 6: This game is the ultimate team game. So it's all
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  Speaker 6: it's never you know, it's never just on one person. Ultimately,
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  Speaker 6: he always has the ball in his hands, and I
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  Speaker 6: know he'll he'll wear a lot of that and own that,
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  Speaker 6: and and I got to do a better job of
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  Speaker 6: helping them in those scenarios. Again, it's always it's never
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  Speaker 6: just on execution rights. It's always that we look at
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  Speaker 6: ourselves as coaches first and we help them be in
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  Speaker 6: position to succeed and then execute right. So obviously never
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  Speaker 6: want to turn the ball over. We've been pretty good
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  Speaker 6: at that, and tonight was a little uncharacteristic of ourselves.
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  Speaker 1: So there's a couple of things here that are classic
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  Speaker 1: deflection moves. Jalen hurts in the soundbock we played, So
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  Speaker 1: I got to watch the tape. That's a classic. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not answering the question. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna watch
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  Speaker 1: the tape. You'll never ask me about it again, or
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  Speaker 1: when you ask me about it again, i'm gonna say, well,
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  Speaker 1: we've moved on to the next game. And then the
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  Speaker 1: it's never on one guyeline from Sirianni when yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: kind of is. That's that's why the quarterback gets paid
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  Speaker 1: ten times with the other players get it's on him,
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  Speaker 1: so you can say whatever you want. It's a team
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  Speaker 1: game and all that. Well, the team games are lost
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  Speaker 1: by individuals. And Sirianni is a show pony. He is
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  Speaker 1: a show pony. He's a sideline cheerleader who thrives when
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  Speaker 1: the wind is at his back. And when the wind
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  Speaker 1: changes and the storm hits, all of a sudden, the
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  Speaker 1: high tides and the birds they start leaking oil, and
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, Syrianni does a costume change and
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  Speaker 1: he becomes a gator. The inflator Gator is Nick Sirianni.
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  Speaker 1: As he pumps air into every minor issue, does not
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  Speaker 1: solve anything, and then it becomes a full blown circus balloon.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the the Eagles. And it says, literally blocking
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  Speaker 1: the highway there, blocking Broad Street there in Philadelphia, it's
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  Speaker 1: a mess. And so Jalen Hurts, who looked like a
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  Speaker 1: man whose football soul had been mugged. He was numb
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  Speaker 1: as a bug. And just the whole thing is like,
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  Speaker 1: what is going on here? Passes were being tipped, They
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  Speaker 1: were just a little bit off. And that's the difference
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  Speaker 1: between good and bad. Six and failure, and so you've
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  Speaker 1: got the AJ Brown situation where he had a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of yards. But yet the underlying condition is still alive.
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  Speaker 1: They're not singing from the same song sheet, Jalen Hurts
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  Speaker 1: and AJ Brown. As you look at it, the coughing
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  Speaker 1: is still there as thirteen targets and AJ Brown had
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  Speaker 1: six catches. There was a key drop in the fourth
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  Speaker 1: quarter down in the end zone in a forty six
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  Speaker 1: percent catch rate, which doesn't appear to be very good.
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  Speaker 1: It screams miscommunication for the Philadelphia Eagles, and there's obviously
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  Speaker 1: a lot of frustration with a little dash, just a
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  Speaker 1: little dash of Diva sprinkles on top at this point.
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  Speaker 1: So the schedule, if there is a positive, If you
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  Speaker 1: want me to be Benny Brightside, the positive here is
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  Speaker 1: the schedule is cotton candy like the Eagles. Even though
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles are trash right now, they still should win
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  Speaker 1: three of their final four games to close the regular season.
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  Speaker 1: Is anyone want to push back on that? Have you
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  Speaker 1: seen who they play? The Raiders? The Raiders are up
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  Speaker 1: next in Philadelphia. The Raiders have already given up. They're
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of quitters. They've got Geno Smith that tells
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  Speaker 1: you they're not trying to win. When you have Geno Smith,
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  Speaker 1: you are trying not to win football games. You're just
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  Speaker 1: trying to cover. And Pete did cover the spread. Goodship
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  Speaker 1: by him. They do have to play the Bills, that's
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  Speaker 1: in Buffalo. That'll be a loss. But then you also
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  Speaker 1: have two games home and home with the Washington Commandos.
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  Speaker 1: So they appear to quit or have quit the way
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  Speaker 1: they played against the Minnesota Vikings. So that's what's up ahead. However,
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  Speaker 1: right now, the Eagles they don't need cupcakes. Is they
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  Speaker 1: need competence is what they need here. And so even
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  Speaker 1: if you beat up on the Raiders and the Commanders
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  Speaker 1: a couple of times, you're not battle tested when you
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  Speaker 1: eventually play a better team. And so Nick Sirianni, he's
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  Speaker 1: not exactly stopping the lead here, and if anything, he's
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  Speaker 1: picking at the scab. Now what's going to be interesting
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  Speaker 1: is this was the kind of game and as we
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  Speaker 1: were going through it, there's some chatter in the press
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  Speaker 1: box like that somebody's gonna get fired. Now I'm not
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  Speaker 1: saying Sirianni's gonna get fired, but this is the kind
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  Speaker 1: of a performance when you know and everyone's watching your
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  Speaker 1: offense and people are questioning whether or not you should
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  Speaker 1: have demoted the offensive coordinator. This is the kind of
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  Speaker 1: game that gets Kevin Patulo sacrificed and whacked by the Eagles. Like,
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  Speaker 1: that's the kind of game where he will either be
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  Speaker 1: demoted or just removed from the coaching room. So stay
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  Speaker 1: tuned on that. Now, last word on the Chargers side
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: of things, show me your lightning bolt. Good looking uniforms
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  Speaker 1: by the Chargers, right, they dressed for success. They had
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  Speaker 1: that electric blue on on the Monday night. But can
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Jim Harbaugh? Can Jim Harbaugh now exhale with the Chargers
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  Speaker 1: getting the overtime win over the reigning champions of the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: So the answer to this is no, It's just no
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  Speaker 1: on this one, and not even close. I'm shaking my
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  Speaker 1: head now. No. Just for those of you who can
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  Speaker 1: watch on the YouTube, we have Ben Mathers show on YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: We're actually streaming the monologue. So I'm shaking my head. No,
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  Speaker 1: here's why I'm shaking my head. No, all right, In fact,
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  Speaker 1: I'm shaking my head. I'm gonna shake my head so
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  Speaker 1: much I'm probably need a chiropractor. No, no, no, no
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  Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no no like
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  Speaker 1: just like that. And here's why this was an ugly
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  Speaker 1: duckling win. It is an ugly duckling win. The offense.
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  Speaker 1: The defense was great. I say great, but the Eagles,
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles have their own issues. But here's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: The offensive display here, this was a capital you ugly
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  Speaker 1: is what it was. You had, and you underline it,
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  Speaker 1: you can highlight it. However, you want to put a
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  Speaker 1: spectacle around it, and you put it on a billboard
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  Speaker 1: if you want, on the four h five. Take one
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  Speaker 1: of those ambulance chasing lawyer billboards off the four h
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  Speaker 1: five and put that up there. But depending on dicker,
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  Speaker 1: the kicker, the idiot kicker for five field goals. And
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  Speaker 1: this is we always say the same thing with the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: It's a blessing and a curse to have a great kicker.
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys and Chargers have great kickers. It's a blessing and
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  Speaker 1: a curse because you depend on the kicker and you
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  Speaker 1: don't win big games with field goals. You don't. This
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  Speaker 1: a regular season game, you won it, congratulations. However, normally,
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  Speaker 1: when you get five turnovers, Am I not wrong in
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  Speaker 1: saying you should win that game by thirty points. If
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: you get five turnovers, you're at home, You put your
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: feet up, you grab a spicy margarita, and you enjoyed
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: garbage time, and you play grab ass on the sidelines.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: That was not what happened here. They were not on
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: some kind of royal Caribbean cruise. They were not not
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: the bolt the Chargers who had turned Jalen Hurts, and
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Jalen was very generous. It's the season of giving, and
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts his generosity was generosity machine here for the
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Philadelphia Eagles, and they managed to get. If my math
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: is correct, I believe six points off five turnovers by
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: the Eagles. They only monetized those into six points. Two
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: field goals. That's all they got off five turnovers. Now,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: they did get the technically the last one they sealed
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: the game because that ended the game, the final interception.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: But the other four they only got six points out
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: of it, a couple of field goals. And this was
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: the type of game that you have to go back
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: in time. This was a super duper football follies VHS tape,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: the kind your uncle got at the gas station in
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: like ninety three is what this was and Justin Herbert,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: he's playing hurt. They didn't touch. They didn't talk about
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: that at all on the broadcast, didn't they. No, Justin Herbert,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: who looked like he was trying to throw a piano
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: on every drop back. Now the Eagles got to him
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: a fair amount out. And this is the same thing
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I say all the time. Just you're gonna repeat yourself again,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: I know, yeah, say it about CJ. Stroud, Gino Smith.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it about Justin Herbert. Get rid of
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: the damn ball, okay, rather a tat tat, get rid
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: of the ball, dummy, And Justin Herbert kept holding onto
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: the ball, holding on the ball, holding on the ball.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? Just get rid of it and
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: throw it away, my god. And he had two fumbles, lost,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: one of them an interception under fifty percent. He's the
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: golden child. Every broadcaster licks this guy's toes. Justin Herbert,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I don't see it. I don't say he was holding
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: on the ball like was a family heirloom. Dude, it's
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: just the duke. Get rid of the duke. The Chargers
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: had only twohundred seventy five yards of offense in this game.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: They had sixteen first downs, two of those via penalty
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: by the Philadelphia So you look ahead now that you
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: check the schedule, they play at Kansas City. Kansas City's
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: a lightweight this year, so you play at Arrowhead, then
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: you've got at Dallas, the Texans in La or in Inglewood,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: and then at Denver. That is what's left four games
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: left in the regular season for the Chargers at this point.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: So that's not a stretch round. That's a rocky road.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Arrowhead not easy to play at. Dallas has some good offense,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: although they're not a complete team, and so that's that's
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: where we are. That's rocky road for Jim Harbaugh. And
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: so you can't excel plus hardbass. He's not like that.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: He doesn't exhale about anything. He's always got to stick
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: up his tookist, doesn't he That's what he looks like.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: It's one of those people and he can barely inhale.
• 22:46
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• 23:19
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• 23:23
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• 25:02
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• 25:05
  Speaker 1: to join the musical melodies of the Mallard Militia. They careful, Ralphie.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: It's not for everybody, no AI. You gotta do it
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: either on your own or you gotta have somebody who's
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: actually musically inclined to do it, but know it, No AI.
• 25:18
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• 25:20
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• 25:23
  Speaker 1: many great musicians who are up late at night. Remember
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: ras Quit the band in Minnesota, mister pc our Buddy
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: and Richmond, Jay Scoop and Just Josh and so many
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: others that have submitted songs and so you can as
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: well over the years. And it's I remember taught of
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: some of the music business years ago. Used to be
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: buddy with the guy who was in the music world
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: before the Internet, of course, and we were talking about
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: how the record labels would have musicians make Christmas songs
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: even if they didn't want to, because they knew those
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: would get played every year, and so it was get
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: a lot of radio play. That was back when radio
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: play with very important.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll just look up random artists and put like
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Christmas song behind their names because they don't pop up.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: All the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, It's it's crazy
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: because it's it's true. Like every city I know in
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: La We've got a station here that flips the coast
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: right in Las Flips still all Christmas for like two
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: months and then but every city, every city has something
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: like that, and so they know they're gonna get a
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: lot of airplay for the at least a couple months
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: of the year. And I love Christmas music well, and
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: we love having songs. So if you want to send
• 26:28
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• 26:30
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• 26:33
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• 26:38
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• 26:41
  Speaker 1: the new set up here in the studio where he
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: has to literally get out of his chairs to walk
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: around the table, has to walk out a door through
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: a courtyard and then has to make a right turn
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: go into the main studios, then has to walk behind
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: me with four cameras and five lights on him as
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: there's a computer that has to be reset, and then
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: the great thing is once team well, once he resets
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: the computer, inevitably about half an hour later, he'll have
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: to come back and do it again because it goes
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: into sleep mode. You see, it goes into sleep mode,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: and then it becomes get how he is, there's a
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: little pepin a step. He kind of looks like Jalen hurts.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: After that fourth interception, he's a little down, but that's fine.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: He's going. He's not walking, he's not typing in his password,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: which I'm not allowed to have it. I don't want
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: his password because I don't I don't even check my
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: own company email, so I don't want to check his email.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's in there. I have no idea.
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: Do you want to check my email?
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: No?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I don't want to check anyone's email. I'm bad about
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: my meal. I get ripped. But I think we lost Pecole.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Somebody said I got an email from somebody says Paccoley's
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: we lost him to the gym Romes show. Well, I
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: think we lost him. He's in the jungle now, he's
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: stuck in the jungle. So I guess we lost Pecoli there,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: which is unfortunate. But I don't know. Somebody email me
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: that late night drug tester says, hearing your take on
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: the Monday night football game is important, but the Mala
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: militia wants to know. Did we get a meet and
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: greet with Helmet Man? All right, late that's a great question,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: late night drug tester, So let me explain what happened.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: As the computer resets. So I did make the attempt.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I left sofi. I had to leave right early in
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: the fourth quarter because of the traffic situation and to
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: make it logistically from Inglewood into the palatial studios here
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: in Shriman Oaks, so I had to leave a little
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: bit early. I missed the end of the game. I
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: heard on the radio Old school style on the radio,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: and I was leaving. I had a decision to make.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I could have gone right, which would have been closer
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: to where my car was, and I decided to go
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: left because Helmet Man, he has said for the last month,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I'm in front of the NFL Network Building, which is
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: right next to Sofi Stadium. So I said, okay, if
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I go left, I'll be able to walk right by
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: the NFL Network studios and then i'll see helmet man.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: I'll do a folto off and then I'll go to
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: my car. So I I left. I walked by no
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: less than seven thousand hot Dog hot Dog, Hot Dog,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: hot Dog. The people outside of the stadium, bacon raptop.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: It's a mafia so good. There must be buses that
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: bring these I say this all there, there must be
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: busses that bring these people outside. This everywhere you go
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: in La there's these bacon rapp dots. Say whatever. I
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: kept going and I saw more hot Dog hot Dog
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Hot Talk people kept going. Saw a homeless guy going
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: through the dumpster at Sofi. That was interesting during the game.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I thought maybe he'd wait till after the game, but
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: he decided, Hey, you know, when I'm dumpster diving, I'm
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: gonna do it right during the game. So I kept going.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I then get to the building. I'm now at the building,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: NFL Network building. Right there, I see the NFL shield.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: That's where the TV studios are for the state sponsor
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: PROB the news service of the NFL. And I look
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: around and there is no helmet man anywhere, all right, anywhere,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: And I'm pissed. I'm like, it's a massive footprint around Sofi.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: It's a Most people listening aren't in La. You'll never
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: go to Soba Stone. It is a very large venue.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: It's underground because it's in the flight path of lax
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: So literally there's planes flying over on their way to
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: land at La International Airport. So it's sunken. But the
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: building is the footprint is massive. It's like a shaquill
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: O'Neal type foot So I walked away. So then anyway,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I get to the studio right and I get a
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: call from helmet man. Now I didn't give him my number.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know how he's calling me. I have no
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: idea how he's going. He calls me up. He's a head. Ben.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: You had the game, h I said, no, helmet man,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I'm in the studio. Helmet I look for you. Where
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: were you? I said, where were you? Helmet man? I
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: walked out of my way to see you. And what
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: did helmet man say to me? What did he say
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: to you? Ben? I was in the shower, he said,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: hours shower. Yes, handed gun handed guy. Helmet man said
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: to me, he said, I was in the shower. I
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: left late to get to the stadium. My god, I said,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: helmet man. And you told me like two times this
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: past week anyway, so that's actually didn't comment. I didn't
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: see helmet man, but he did call me and say
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: and he mind you. He didn't apologize. He just said
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: I was in the shower. That was That was it.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I'm in the shower and that that's how that went.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: And so there you go, good old helmet man. Not
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: too bad anyway. Let's see here in the effort, I
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: did put the effort in. I got some extra steps in.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: So there was that. Shaneon de Mones says, there are
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: two musicians in my home, Ben who are musicians. One
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: is a singer who plays piano and the other is me.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: There you go. Well it doesn't submit a song. Good
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: luck now, Randy and Riverside rights in. He says, chill
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: bro I haven't been around much since I retired six
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: years ago. I'm normally in bed by. Now, come on,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: you retired, you don't need to go to bed. Who
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: goes to bed early? When you were retired. You stay
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: up all night. You don't have to get up early.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with you?
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Randy?
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Come on, you're like a fake retired guy. Real retired
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: people stay up all night because it's hard to sleep
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: when you get older. Anyway, be so conformed to the
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: regular restrictions of life. Yeah, live your life, dude, you're retired,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, he says. Anyway. Then he tells me,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: he says, take it easy on my bolts. Not only
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: is justin Herbert hurt, but he's missing too, starting linemen.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: His guys weren't getting open. We won. That's from Randy
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: in Riverside. Well, Randy, you're a different kind of fan
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: than I am. I'm the type of fan that holds
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: people accountable. And if you're able to play, you're healthy
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: enough to play, you're healthy enough to get ripped. It's
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: not well, he's got a bum hand and it's not
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: his throwing hand. It's his other hand, so it's not
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: like it was his throwing hand. But he was medically
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: cleared to play. And if you suck, you're gonna get ripped.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: And that's kind of how that works. And there you go.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Ferg Dog writes in from Sokal. He says, Justin Herbert
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: beating the Eagles with one hand is one of the
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: most impressive performances I've ever seen. Matthew Stafford's the MVP,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: but Herbert is the toughest s op. All right, Eileen
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: in San Francisco says, there she blows both the Eagles
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: and the Chargers. That's about right, that's about right. Yeah.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Do you think you could play if your left hand
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: was broken? Ben, I've done radio with laryngitis. Let's see,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: right hand was getting on. Come on, I don't play.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: That's out of cons that's AI anyway. But no, listen.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: I've done talk radio with laryngitis, which tells you two things.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I'm a loser and my bosses don't listen. Okay, that's
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: all right because most people would take time up. Taylor writes,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Since says, I just heard this goon on the radio
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: say Justin Herbert, you just throw the ball away. No,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: the dude ain't a pussy willow. He's a warrior. Yes,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: that's the vibe. I God, Steve, Since says Ben, do
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: you feel sorry for the Eagle fans who left so
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: far feeling sad? Who I'm devastated for the Eagle fans.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: I am so devastating. We were having a conversation and
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I don't do lists, Terry and England knows how do
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: to do list. However, I gotta tell you, the Philadelphia Eagles,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: this is quite the accomplishment. In my lifetime, when I
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: was a kid, the most annoying fans were the Raider
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: fans and the Cowboy fans. I gotta think the Philadelphia
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Eagles right now, that fan base has risen to the
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: very top of the most despicable fan base in all
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: of the NFL. Does anyone disagree with that? Does anyone
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: do that? The Philadelphia Eagle fan base, They've zoomed past
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: the Raider. The Raiders have had a generation of garbage,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: so they've fallen back the Philadelphia Eagle fans. And that
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: is an impressive work by the Eagles. What they have
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: been able to accomplish here on the annoyance scale, they
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: have done a great job. Now, Jim Harbaugh is the
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: head coach of the Charge. We have this audio, so
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: here's Jim Harball. The Chargers win a Monday night game,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: a game that was a bit of a clunker by
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: everyone involved in terms of turnovers and just kind of
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: step off a little bit. But listen to Jim Harbaugh
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: do some stand up comedy at his news conference as
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: he described just where this game ranks on the big board.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Take a listen.
• 35:19
  Speaker 9: This is definitely, I don't maybe the best best feeling,
• 35:23
  Speaker 9: uh you know, just a wonderful, wonderful feeling of winning
• 35:27
  Speaker 9: and thrill of victory. It's certainly in the discussion I
• 35:30
  Speaker 9: put in the discussion the birth of my seven children, uh,
• 35:34
  Speaker 9: my marriage, uh, you know, in.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: The conversation eight conversations. Just joyful, just joyful. There you go,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: the ultimate hard oh guy, good old Jim Harball. Let's
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: go to Dave. Dave is in Houston, and I think
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: this is the guy that used to be known as
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: transgender Dave. Let's find out, Hello Dave in Houston, what's
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: going on? Dave?
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: There?
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: It is the legend. You know, you got to come
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: up with a new nickname. You're the caller formerly no
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: and as transgender Day, but you're no longer transgender. You
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: had the operation, that you had another operation, and now
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: you're back.
• 36:06
  Speaker 8: I have one in mind. You know, in the past
• 36:10
  Speaker 8: I have been gender fluid, and I'm getting ready for
• 36:13
  Speaker 8: my next run for the presidency, I think I'm going
• 36:17
  Speaker 8: to be racially fluid from now, and so I'm going
• 36:20
  Speaker 8: with Asian Dave from now.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Asian Dave. You identify as Asian Dave, all right.
• 36:26
  Speaker 8: Which reminds me I decided on a running mate. You
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: know I'm running. I'm the ticket of the Free Call Party. Yeah,
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: because when you invite people to join the free call Party,
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: you meet the most interesting people. And my running mate
• 36:44
  Speaker 8: has a release date in twenty twenty eight, just in
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: time for the convention. That's right, the obvious. It's P Diddy.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Oh you and P Diddy? Well that way, what a
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: power group that'll be.
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: Just want to say this about my old friend. Did
• 37:02
  Speaker 8: he as ladies? He single?
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