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Johnjay's Dogs never stop causing chaos · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Sharmon, Good morning, what's up?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning. Yeah, I just wanted to call in and
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  Speaker 2: say I really didn't know what a pros state was.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was a prosthetic, like a leg or something,
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  Speaker 2: and I just learned what that was. And I'm fifty
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  Speaker 2: seven years old. I was talking to my boyfriend and
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  Speaker 2: he's like, what I said, Yeah, isn't it like when
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  Speaker 2: somebody gets something removed, like cut off and they have
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  Speaker 2: to use a fake leg or something. He's like, oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, no, he goes, how can you not know
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  Speaker 2: what a tough stet, what a prop state is? And
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  Speaker 2: I've got children. I just never knew. I didn't know
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  Speaker 2: that it was on a man. I didn't know, you know,
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  Speaker 2: where it was at.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, I didn't come.
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  Speaker 1: Up a conversation. Was he asking you to touch it? No?
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  Speaker 2: I think you were talking about somebody who had something
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  Speaker 2: wrong with it, So yeah, I didn't. I thought it
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  Speaker 2: was arosthetic. And that's really embarrassing.
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  Speaker 1: Totally get it.
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  Speaker 2: Seven years old?
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  Speaker 1: Well, thanks Charmon, thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so the things just get past us. I don't
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  Speaker 3: think everybody, even the smart people I know, aren't smart
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  Speaker 3: about everything. Everybody says stupid stuff. Everybody, you know, all
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  Speaker 3: of us us daily, I like literally meet every other
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  Speaker 3: word after we do.
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  Speaker 4: The after we give out the keyboord. I have to
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  Speaker 4: tell you, guys, this's something that happened yesterday was so embarrassing.
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  Speaker 4: But I will tell you this though. So in my
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  Speaker 4: routine that I have my daily routine, the morning routine,
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  Speaker 4: I have a very strict ritual.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 4: I go and I do some stretches, I do a
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  Speaker 4: little bit of lifting weights, I do some breathing. I
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  Speaker 4: meditate with this chant, and then I go into my
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  Speaker 4: hot tub, and in my hot tub, I kind of
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  Speaker 4: pray out loud and do stuff that I get my
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  Speaker 4: cold plunge. And then I come in here and yesterday
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  Speaker 4: afternoon and this is the first world problem. But my
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  Speaker 4: hot tub was not hot, and I reached out to Travis,
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  Speaker 4: cool guy, and I'm like, hey man, hot times not hot.
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  Speaker 4: It's only it's eighty six. And by the way, eighty
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  Speaker 4: six that's pretty hot, isn't it. No fricking way, bath water,
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  Speaker 4: it's not even bad cold.
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  Speaker 1: Think about it.
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  Speaker 5: Your body's normal temperature is what ninety eight point seven water?
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  Speaker 5: That's eighty six. It's colder than what your normal body tips?
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  Speaker 1: Right, true logic from the Libra pants. Win it tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: You got to ask, what's a normal body temperature? Well,
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  Speaker 4: you're right, You're right, one hundred percent right house, it
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  Speaker 4: was like eighty six. So this morning I asked the
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  Speaker 4: cool guy to fix it last night and he couldn't.
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  Speaker 4: And when I got in this morning, I was like,
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  Speaker 4: it's eighty four. So I just did my brisk place
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  Speaker 4: it's a prison. I just did my breathing, and then
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  Speaker 4: I went strictly into cold plunge. Right, So I was
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  Speaker 4: in the cold plunge for a while this morning, and
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  Speaker 4: I am freezing right now, Like it is just a
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  Speaker 4: whole different ball game. But it's a whole different ballgame
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  Speaker 4: when you don't hot tub before you come like I'm
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  Speaker 4: just cold punch and it's just so icy cold, like
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  Speaker 4: my fingertips.
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  Speaker 1: Everything feels like I've been sitting in snow.
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  Speaker 5: It's also like like I, okay, so we've been in
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  Speaker 5: this studio for a long time and I've always had
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  Speaker 5: to have some sort of like snowjacket blanket just to
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  Speaker 5: stay a little bit warm. And neither one of you
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  Speaker 5: have ever been cold until you started cold plunging, And
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  Speaker 5: that's kind of like my husband does the same thing
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  Speaker 5: whenever he cold plunges. He's like, it's kind of cold
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  Speaker 5: in the house right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, welcome to my life. Oh my god, it's
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  Speaker 1: normally cold. Hold on, we're gonna get a keyword. Round
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  Speaker 1: has your.
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  Speaker 3: Chance to win one thousand dollars?
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  Speaker 1: What are we gonna say? Paid?
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  Speaker 6: No, I was gonna say, yeah, like you cold plunged.
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  Speaker 6: But also, I feel like you've been getting really cold
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  Speaker 6: in here, like coming to stand by the heater when
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  Speaker 6: you started getting your blood removed, Like isn't that like low,
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  Speaker 6: Like could that be like something to do with it?
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  Speaker 6: Because isn't it like if you have poor blood circulation,
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  Speaker 6: you could get colder?
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  Speaker 3: And worth saying that he's having his blood removed for fun.
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  Speaker 6: Right, I'm not talking like, yes, lately I've been cold,
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  Speaker 6: but today is different.
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  Speaker 4: Today is ten times more cold than normal. You know,
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  Speaker 4: when you're out in the snow and you're skiing or
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  Speaker 4: you're out playing the snow and your toes get ice, ice, ice,
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  Speaker 4: ice ice.
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  Speaker 1: That's where I'm at right now. That's how I.
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  Speaker 5: Feel every morning in this studio for the last fifteen years.
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  Speaker 1: You have a heat by your Fatah. Yeah, I told
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  Speaker 1: I was tell Scott, I'm like, I don't need a
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  Speaker 1: cold punch.
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  Speaker 5: My whole life is a cold punch.
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  Speaker 1: So check this out. So my wife did something nice
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  Speaker 1: for me.
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  Speaker 4: She got me a massage yesterday and it was at
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  Speaker 4: one o'clock I think was my massage. And it was
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  Speaker 4: a guy, a guy named Stacy's his name funny because
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  Speaker 4: your wife' name's Stag's a guy named Stacy. He's been
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  Speaker 4: doing the massage for thirty two years. Probably the best
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  Speaker 4: massage I've ever had in my entire life. Really yeah,
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  Speaker 4: this guy's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: What made it so fantastic? He just deeped hishoe, just
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  Speaker 1: moved differently.
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  Speaker 4: And then I found out I was asking him how
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  Speaker 4: he started, and he learned massage in South Dakota from
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  Speaker 4: a small school. It was a really older an older woman,
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  Speaker 4: and she would like, you know, like very mister Miyagi,
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  Speaker 4: like throw a coin in the air, two coins in
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  Speaker 4: the air, and you have to grab him, catch him,
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  Speaker 4: and be which one's heavier. So you learn touch and
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  Speaker 4: you learn all the He learned all the these weird
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  Speaker 4: ways to do massage.
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  Speaker 1: Then he went to massage school here and anyway, he's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 4: But the point of what I'm getting at with the
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  Speaker 4: story is that Blake was gone and I had to
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  Speaker 4: meet him at the house and it was a twelve.
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  Speaker 4: I thought the massage was were one, but it was
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  Speaker 4: a toll forty five. And I got home in time
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  Speaker 4: to make some eggs and I see him pull up,
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  Speaker 4: and I got six dogs, and one of my dogs
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  Speaker 4: likes to kill people, so I have to make sure
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  Speaker 4: that dog's not around. So when I see him coming
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  Speaker 4: into the house, I try to get the dogs to
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  Speaker 4: go into our playroom so I can lock the door.
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  Speaker 4: And we had my son Jake. When I get home,
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  Speaker 4: he goes the landscapers were at the house, and so
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  Speaker 4: we had to close the doggy door right because if
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  Speaker 4: the doggy door's open, the dog would try to kill
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  Speaker 4: the landscaper. So I tried to get and so Stacy
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  Speaker 4: comes into the house with his massage table and everything,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, hey, just go on up to the
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  Speaker 4: bedroom and I'll meet you up there. So he's going
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  Speaker 4: up the stairs to the bedroom. I'm trying to rally
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  Speaker 4: all the dogs, and then I hear him upstairs go
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like what, and he goes, no, remind I'm
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  Speaker 4: like the heck, let's see what's the yelling for it?
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  Speaker 4: Do you want a sandwich?
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  Speaker 1: Like? So, I get all the dogs rallied up.
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  Speaker 4: I go upstairs and there is a like a little carpet,
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  Speaker 4: little rug, like a welcome mat we have before you
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  Speaker 4: go in our bedroom. I never really noticed it before,
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  Speaker 4: and it's all pushed to the side and I go,
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  Speaker 4: I'll go, hey, oh what happened? He goes, well, I
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  Speaker 4: walked up and then I saw that. I go, what
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  Speaker 4: is it? And he goes, dog poop And I'm like, oh, man,
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  Speaker 4: I go because the dog door was closed, so the
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  Speaker 4: dogs had nowhere to go, so the dog pooped up
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  Speaker 4: there and I go, oh, man, I'm sorry. I'm glad
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  Speaker 4: you didn't step and he goes, oh, I did step in.
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  Speaker 4: And he took off his shoes before he got.
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  Speaker 1: In my house.
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  Speaker 4: Put he stepped on it in socks.
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  Speaker 3: That's the worst of the worst.
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  Speaker 6: I feel better than the barefoot because if his barefoot,
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  Speaker 6: it would go.
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  Speaker 3: The socks you're never getting back.
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  Speaker 1: I stepped in it barefoot before. I've never stepped in
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  Speaker 1: it and socks before.
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  Speaker 4: And I when I'm When I looked, I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I got I hope it's the little dog.
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  Speaker 1: Open up.
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  Speaker 4: I unfold the welcome Matt and it is a big dog.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh my god, I'm so and I
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  Speaker 4: look at him and he's got one sock on. So
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh man, he goes, Can I go into
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  Speaker 4: your bathroom and wash off in the seat. I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: oh god, I washing my saint. And then I'm like, here,
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  Speaker 4: hold on a minute, I go. Can I just give
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  Speaker 4: you a pair of So I go, and I have
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  Speaker 4: a pair of socks that I mean, I have a
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  Speaker 4: you know those socks they're all connected, brand new, They're
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  Speaker 4: all Yeah, I pull off a pair of these socks.
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  Speaker 4: I go here, use these socks on this ice thirteen? Right,
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  Speaker 4: I think he's like a seven. So they look at
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  Speaker 4: pennyhose on him. So he puts the socks on and
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  Speaker 4: then we start to do the massage and he's slipping
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  Speaker 4: and sliding everywhere, and I'm like, he goes, if I
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  Speaker 4: just go barefoot? I'm yeah, sure, man, sure I even
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  Speaker 4: go barefoot. It was so embarrassing. So I'm like, how
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  Speaker 4: long you do massage? You go thirty two years? I go,
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  Speaker 4: any chance you've stepped in dog poop before? He's like, never, never,
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  Speaker 4: you want to come back in thirty two years?
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  Speaker 3: And wow.
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  Speaker 1: So every time I was getting massage and then everyone.
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  Speaker 4: So while I would just bust out laughing and being bare.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. And he's got too
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  Speaker 4: many dogs.
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  Speaker 3: You got too many dogs, got too many dogs, too
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  Speaker 3: many dogs, man, there, And I think I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if I told you guys that the two old ones
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  Speaker 3: we got one.
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  Speaker 4: This's like fourteen, when this nineteen and I'm expecting them
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  Speaker 4: to pass this year.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's that is it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so Blake, Blake tells me, I just taco lego.
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  Speaker 1: We took them back to the back. Guess what. They're
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  Speaker 1: so healthy. They got another five years. Like no, no.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're etting all that good dog food, living in
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  Speaker 3: that beautiful house, eating doing whatever they want, running free.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, in their life. I just no more.
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  Speaker 4: After six dogs, I told Blake, I'll never ever whenever
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  Speaker 4: these dogs move on, never again.
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  Speaker 1: And She's like, I will always have a dog,