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Episode #3944 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: And now, the world-famous Phil Henry Show presents Spank, the
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Speaker 1: Steve Bozell Chronicles. Here now, Stephen Bozell. Thank you very much.
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Speaker 1: I had a reservation about presenting the Steve Bozell Chronicles, Spank,
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Speaker 1: the Steve Bozell Chronicles, in a way that I'm doing
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Speaker 1: it now because a lot of people thought it might
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Speaker 1: be juvenile. But I wanted to avoid the use of higher,
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Speaker 1: more technical terms for a couple of reasons. One of
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Speaker 1: them being that I don't want no kids. And again,
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Speaker 1: I say, I don't want no kids. That means my
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Speaker 1: kids to be listening to this. So I'm warning the
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Speaker 1: parents right now, do not listen to this. I mean,
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Speaker 1: the parents can listen, but if you've got kids, don't
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Speaker 1: let them listen. Please don't let them listen. This has
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Speaker 1: highly adult material, and that's why I advised Cookie Raymond,
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Speaker 1: who's our announcer, and other people involved in the production
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Speaker 1: of the show today.
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Speaker 2: Mr.
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Speaker 1: Henry is executive producing. He's not on site. But I
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Speaker 1: wanted them all to know that I would like this to... Now,
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Speaker 1: I kind of forgot what I was saying. Oh, I
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Speaker 1: want to be called Spank, to use the euphemism, for
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Speaker 1: what the topical technical turn that I'm gonna be using today.
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Speaker 1: And the copy that I'm looking at right now is
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Speaker 1: upside down. Thank you very much. See, I was hoping that,
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Speaker 1: and General Galen Shaw is joining us. Thank you, sir. Yes,
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Speaker 1: we thought that, we didn't know the copy was upside down. Okay.
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Speaker 1: The reason why I'm saying this is because news came
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Speaker 1: across the wires over this weekend that I believe is
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Speaker 1: of interest to a great many men. It was certainly
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Speaker 1: of interest to me. I thank the Lord above for
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Speaker 1: giving me the drive that I have to be attracted
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Speaker 1: to my wife and to be attracted to my wife
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Speaker 1: and to the opposite sex before I was married to
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Speaker 1: my wife. Now it's just my wife. Although I have
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Speaker 1: been honest on these very airwaves and saying that I
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Speaker 1: had Sometimes, and God forgive me that I felt, you know,
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Speaker 1: attracted to other women, but my wife April and I
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Speaker 1: talked it over, prayed on it, prayed hard on it,
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Speaker 1: and then retired to feel better about our marriage. I
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Speaker 1: would go off and engage in, and here again is
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Speaker 1: the euphemism, euphemism, the euphemism, Again, I engage in the
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Speaker 1: euphemism do spank to spank and I would retire off
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Speaker 1: to a spank. And I would retire off to a
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Speaker 1: spank area that would be cordoned off. And my wife
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Speaker 1: knew about, and that's how I would deal with whatever
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Speaker 1: attraction I might, I might feel. toward other women. This
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Speaker 1: again is very highly personal, but it comes from a
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Speaker 1: news story that came across the wires this very weekend,
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Speaker 1: and I'll read a part of it to you if
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Speaker 1: I can. Right-handed man, almost, and I use the word now,
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Speaker 1: masturbates to death. Medical case study. Sex or self-sex, and
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Speaker 1: here was the key Phrase, sex or self-sex has been
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Speaker 1: found to be the immediate preceding activity before a ruptured
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Speaker 1: aneurysm in 14% of patients. Aneurysm is a broken blood vessel. Exactly.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, General. This fellow, according to the article written
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Speaker 1: by Ben Cost of the New York Post, this fellow
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Speaker 1: redefined mind-blowing sex after he suffered a life-threatening stroke while repeatedly... masturbating.
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Speaker 1: Now medical experts are saying he's lucky he escaped the
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Speaker 1: ultimate unhappy ending. He was an unnamed 51-year-old right-handed man
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Speaker 1: from Japan, admittedly enjoyed pleasuring himself several times a day. Well,
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Speaker 1: I don't have to read too much further to feel,
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Speaker 1: to be frightened, because there's nothing that I just read
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Speaker 1: there from the very beginning to the point that I
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Speaker 1: stopped reading, there's nothing there that doesn't speak directly to
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Speaker 1: what's going on with me. And I can tell you
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Speaker 1: right now, pardon me, forgive me. I can tell you
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Speaker 1: right now, and I suspect there's a lot of men
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Speaker 1: to join me, I'm scared. We are very lucky to
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Speaker 1: be joining us tonight. Three gentlemen who come at the question,
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Speaker 1: and again, we're going to use the euphemism of spank, spankatic,
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Speaker 1: or spank-o-matic. And why am I using that juvenile euphemism?
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Speaker 1: Because I do not, again, want to engage in the
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Speaker 1: technical terms to further attract the prurient, juvenile, basically silly
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Speaker 1: interest of a great many, mostly male listeners. And I
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Speaker 1: want to make sure the women stay tuned in because
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Speaker 1: I don't think there's a woman out there that wants
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Speaker 1: to see their gentlemen retire into a predetermined area where
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Speaker 1: the spank, you know, go ahead. You're doing good, Steve.
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Speaker 1: Thank you. Where the spank. is to take place because
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Speaker 1: if you want him to be true to you and
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Speaker 1: love you all the day in the mid and all
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Speaker 1: through the night too, I guess that's kind of like
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Speaker 1: a song. Sounds like a song lyric, doesn't it? Yeah. Um,
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Speaker 1: but if you want him to be true to you
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Speaker 1: and love you too, true, true blue all the night.
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Speaker 1: If you want to be true to you, then you
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Speaker 1: will say, all right, you're out working today and whatever happened,
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Speaker 1: you saw some gal or something. You need to go
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Speaker 1: ahead and spank it off. Go ahead. There's a predetermined court.
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Speaker 1: And I think you mentioned it's roped off like Chris Norton.
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Speaker 1: We got the idea from Chris Norton, a roped off
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Speaker 1: area or a bedroom. And you can think about your
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Speaker 1: wife while you go ahead and play paint, you know,
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Speaker 1: penis pong or whatever you want to call it. And anyway,
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Speaker 1: I don't think there's a man out there that would
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Speaker 1: not want that. <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>
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Speaker 1: So when I read this article, this man was going
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Speaker 1: off and slapping and just pounded it.
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Speaker 3: Go ahead.
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Speaker 1: General Shaw, ladies and gentlemen. What Steve is talking about
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Speaker 1: here is this news article where this man was apparently
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Speaker 1: masturbating frequently and suffered an aneurysm. Medical experts now say... Okay,
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Speaker 1: I got it. Medical experts now say that that happens,
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Speaker 1: that ends in a stroke in an alarming number of 14%
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Speaker 1: of cases. And I believe I'm getting that right. One
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Speaker 1: of the... For instance, an example here is one man
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Speaker 1: was struck down with headaches, severe vomiting... Unnerved by the symptoms,
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Speaker 1: the man rushed himself to the city university. This is
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Speaker 1: the man who almost died. Almost masturbated to death. He
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Speaker 1: ran himself off to the hospital in Nagoya, Japan. And
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Speaker 1: they said he just had himself a stroke. He had
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Speaker 1: low blood pressure, confusion. And I can tell you, And again,
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Speaker 1: I love my wife very much. I love her very,
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Speaker 1: very much. And sometimes you get involved, and I can
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Speaker 1: tell you right now that I've gone off into the
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Speaker 1: spank area. Yeah, just to the spank area. Because my
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Speaker 1: wife's turned me on. She's not around thinking about my wife.
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Speaker 1: I just thought about April. Man, I need to go
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Speaker 1: ahead and move everything over to the spank sector, however
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Speaker 1: you want to say it. And, and cause I'm thinking
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Speaker 1: about my wife and I'm thinking about what if I'm
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Speaker 1: thinking about my wife and I've moved everything off into
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Speaker 1: Spanx into, into the spank. I wish I had a
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Speaker 1: better name for it. Call it the spank room.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And there I am. And now I have a stroke
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Speaker 1: and I'm dying. I'm laying there on a cot. They
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Speaker 1: got to put me in a wheelchair and I have
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Speaker 1: no mobility in the left side of the face. The
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Speaker 1: mouth drips and droops. The hand is dangling.
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Speaker 3: Why?
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Speaker 1: Because I was thinking about my wife. paddling it, you know.
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Speaker 1: And so I don't know why you can't just say
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Speaker 1: masturbate because I think you're saying it and that's probably
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Speaker 1: too much. Well, I don't have to say it if
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Speaker 1: you don't want me to. But I'm trying to make
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Speaker 1: sure that this doesn't get run afoul of the prurient
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Speaker 1: interests of the people who are engaged in the pruriency of,
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Speaker 1: you know, I'm not sure what you're saying. All right.
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Speaker 1: Let me, first of all, because I'm not even sure
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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. But I will get on the line now,
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Speaker 1: a man who I know knows what he's saying and
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Speaker 1: what he's talking about. And, well, let's start off with Dr. Sadler.
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Speaker 1: Who have we got? We've got Dr. Jim Sadler. All
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Speaker 1: three gentlemen are lined up. You can go to them
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Speaker 1: in any order. All right, let me get to Dr.
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Speaker 1: Jim Sadler. Okay, he's in his bathtub tonight. I've got
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Speaker 1: no problem with that. I know Mr. Henry has. Dr. Sadler, again,
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Speaker 1: something he engages in at the end of the day.
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Speaker 1: Long day.
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Speaker 3: Dr.
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Speaker 1: Sandler, hi. It's General Sean. You have on the line
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Speaker 1: here Stephen Bozell.
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Speaker 2: Oh, Steve.
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Speaker 1: Hello.
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Speaker 2: How are you?
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Speaker 1: I'm great, Dr. Sandler. Thank you for taking the time,
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Speaker 1: and I know you've had a rough day, and I
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Speaker 1: understand that your day, the way you relax at the
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Speaker 1: end of the day is in the bathtub.
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Speaker 2: Well, it's more than just to relax. It's a way
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Speaker 2: to treat a very sore... Sometimes I get sore. Sometimes
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Speaker 2: I just need to kind of loosen the muscles up.
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Speaker 2: You're talking here... about this man in Japan who masturbated
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Speaker 2: and almost died of a stroke. And while I'm certainly
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Speaker 2: not attributing any of that to myself, if you're going to,
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Speaker 2: you call it, I think you just referred to it
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Speaker 2: as spank.
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Speaker 3: Spank?
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Speaker 1: I was talking about like a spank area.
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Speaker 2: Right, a spank area. So if you want to call
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Speaker 2: it a spank area.
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Speaker 3: You know.
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Speaker 1: That's kind of where you are right now, huh?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you could say that. You could say I'm sitting
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Speaker 2: out here in Spanktown, if you want, but.
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Speaker 1: Okay, but basically that's not what you're doing right now.
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Speaker 2: No, what I'm doing right now is I'm relaxing after
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Speaker 2: a long day. But let's talk about this gentleman. Let's
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Speaker 2: talk about the propensity, the drive, the almost neurotic drive
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Speaker 2: to constantly... be masturbating, or as you say, spank. You
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Speaker 2: don't say spanking it, you just say.
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Speaker 1: I don't want to say spanking it, because again, that.
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Speaker 2: I understand, so you just say spank.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that covers it. So you have this man here
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Speaker 1: in Japan who's driven to the spank.
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Speaker 2: You don't even say he's driven to spank.
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Speaker 1: No, I just say he's driven to the spank. He's
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Speaker 1: driven into spank, he's driven into the spank, the hell
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Speaker 1: of a spank. I don't know.
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Speaker 2: Well, this is all so that.
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Speaker 1: If I may, Dr. Sandler, it's General Sharp.
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Speaker 2: Yes, General.
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Speaker 1: What Steve's trying to do here is keep this as
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Speaker 1: above board as possible, so he's giving it a very,
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Speaker 1: if you will, it's a sort of a... He's giving
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Speaker 1: it a camouflage so that it sounds as benign as possible.
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Speaker 2: Well, all right, but so for the purposes... We are
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Speaker 2: talking about masturbate.
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Speaker 1: Yes, sir, we are.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Okay, good. So this is a man who, even if
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Speaker 2: he did have an area to, as you say, to
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Speaker 2: go to this bank, if he had an area where
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Speaker 2: he could... Boy, I wish I could just say the word.
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Speaker 1: Well, you can say the word if you want. You're
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Speaker 1: a doctor, but....
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Speaker 2: He is in jeopardy.
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Speaker 1: Well, that was what I was going to say, because
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Speaker 1: if you do it as much in the day, and
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Speaker 1: I'll come clean. The whole reason why I'm interested in
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Speaker 1: this topic is I've had the same and continue to
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Speaker 1: have the same compulsion as this man morning, noon, and night.
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Speaker 1: It's just, man, you know.
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Speaker 2: So you're, in your words, you're just slapping and spanking
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Speaker 2: people and slamming the hair all the live long day.
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Speaker 2: Is that right?
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Speaker 1: Now, you've got far more euphemisms for it than I do.
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Speaker 2: Well, I'm trying to get with the program here. Is
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Speaker 2: that what you're saying?
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Speaker 1: Yes, sir. That's what I'm saying.
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Speaker 2: All right. This is a psychological compulsion, Steve, that has
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Speaker 2: to do with anxiety. And there's a great deal of
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Speaker 2: anxiety in your life. So if you have had to literally...
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Speaker 2: cordon off or rope off what you call the Spank
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Speaker 2: or the Spank Station.
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Speaker 1: Well, I try not to call it the Spank Station
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Speaker 1: because then it sounds almost like a permanent place. You
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Speaker 1: just go in, okay, come on in, come on in, Spank,
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Speaker 1: let's leave, come on in, Spank, let's leave. And I
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Speaker 1: don't want to give it the idea that it's some
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Speaker 1: kind of a punch your ticket, go in, paddle away,
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Speaker 1: and then you leave some imaginary, it's like an imaginary
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Speaker 1: place where there's a man taking a ticket Wearing like
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Speaker 1: a Disney hat. I can't explain.
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Speaker 2: Well, you're getting into some weird. You're getting too far out.
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Speaker 2: I don't even know what you're talking about. You're getting
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Speaker 2: way out there. I don't even know what you're talking about.
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Speaker 1: Well, I'm just trying to say it. I don't call
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Speaker 1: it Spank Station.
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Speaker 2: All right, so I won't call it the Spank Station, okay?
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Speaker 2: I'll call it, how about this? Why don't we call
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Speaker 2: it the capital of Spank? How about that?
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Speaker 1: Whatever, God.
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Speaker 2: Oh, you're looking at me like I'm weird? You're the
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Speaker 2: one that came up with all of this.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You're absolutely right.
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Speaker 2: Okay, so even if you have a room like that
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Speaker 2: or a place like that or a state of mind
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Speaker 2: like that, if you're compelled to engage in this spank-o-rama
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Speaker 2: that you talk about, this is dangerous. I don't care
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Speaker 2: if you've got this bank station or the capitalist bank,
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Speaker 2: whatever you want to call it, you're engaging in far,
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Speaker 2: far too much. And that can concern me.
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Speaker 1: All right, Dr. Sandler, thank you. And hang on the line, please,
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Speaker 1: because we are very, very happy to have along with
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Speaker 1: us tonight Dr. Ron Turner as well in Cloverdale, Colorado. Dr.
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Speaker 1: Turner is with us. We will bring on here in
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Speaker 1: a moment the adult film producer and the owner of
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Speaker 1: Throb City Productions, Chris Norton. But right now, Dr. Ron Turner.
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Speaker 2: Dr.
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Speaker 1: Turner, good evening, sir.
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Speaker 2: Yes, good evening.
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Speaker 3: Dr.
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Speaker 1: Turner, I don't know how much of the conversation you heard.
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Speaker 1: But we're talking about the article in the New York
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Speaker 1: Post about the man in Japan who, as I say,
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Speaker 1: spanked away all the live long day.
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Speaker 2: You see, I'm not having a hard time with what
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Speaker 2: you're saying, but every time you use the word spank,
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Speaker 2: you're talking about masturbation, correct?
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Speaker 1: Yes, sir, I am. And the reason why I don't
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Speaker 1: want to use that word, although you're a doctor and
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Speaker 1: so it probably is more fitting for you, is I
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Speaker 1: didn't want anybody thinking that I'm sitting here just going... Wee!
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Speaker 1: You know, I get to play with it.
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Speaker 2: Well, no, I haven't got that feeling at all. I
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Speaker 2: think I would be more comfortable utilizing the term unless
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Speaker 2: you want me to say I've got a list of things. Spankstation,
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Speaker 2: the spank, ground spank, or ground zero spank. Yeah, we
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Speaker 2: said some of those over.
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Speaker 1: I mean, you could use the term masturbation if you
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Speaker 1: want to, but I just wanted people to know that
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Speaker 1: I wasn't being gratuitous.
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Speaker 2: No, no, I understand. Well, Dr. Sadler.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we got Dr.
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Speaker 1: Sadler is there.
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Speaker 3: Dr.
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Speaker 1: Sadler?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, hi, Ron. Jim Sadler. Yes, I heard you mention
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Speaker 2: that you felt it was a compulsion based upon a neurosis,
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Speaker 2: that there was too much anxiety going on. The only
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Speaker 2: reason I would take an exception with that is that
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Speaker 2: I share with Mr. Boesel the compulsion... Because my first
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Speaker 2: marriage fell apart, and I found myself from time to
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Speaker 2: time retiring to a parked car or even walking around
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Speaker 2: behind my car when no one was looking. You're saying
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Speaker 2: that you were engaged in what Mr. Bozell calls his bank?
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Speaker 2: I'm saying I was engaged in masturbating. All right. Go ahead.
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Speaker 1: Go ahead, Dr. Turner. So you agree with me. You
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Speaker 1: say you were doing it to an injurious extent?
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Speaker 2: I would say yes, that I was fearful, that I
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Speaker 2: was furiously, continuously, almost maniacally, to use your, again, just
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Speaker 2: paddle it and.
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Speaker 2: So I'm hearing a little bit of frustration. Could you
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Speaker 2: hear me, Dr.
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Speaker 3: Todner?
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Speaker 2: Could you hear me? Yes, I can hear you. Yes,
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Speaker 2: I can. Oh, I'm sorry. I do hear your frustration.
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Speaker 2: What about you? You're sitting in your tub, and you're
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Speaker 2: splashing away, and it sounds to me like at any
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Speaker 2: moment you could go ahead and break into a little paddle-badia.
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Speaker 2: You know, I'm sorry, the only thing that I was
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Speaker 2: warned not to do it is what I'm doing right here.
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Speaker 2: That's the hot water coming in.
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Speaker 1: Ah! Okay, Mr. Henry asked that that not be done.
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Speaker 2: I know, I know all about it, but see, this
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Speaker 2: is where I really feel that it feels good, yeah. Ah, shit,
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Speaker 2: turn it off. Turn it off, will you? When I
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Speaker 2: tell you to turn it off... All right, Dr.
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Speaker 1: Sandler.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I apologize. There's a radio up. I'm listening
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Speaker 2: to the radio. I'm listening to Michael Savage, okay? Because
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Speaker 2: it's getting my mind off of everybody talking about needing
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Speaker 2: to masturbate, and maybe getting my mind off everyone talking
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Speaker 2: about spanking away. I'd like to pull the car over
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Speaker 2: right now, maybe go ahead, take a shot, you know,
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Speaker 2: rip the pipe here, but I'm not going to do that.
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Speaker 1: Before anybody starts, because it sounds like we're spinning out
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Speaker 1: of control here a little bit, I wanted to bring
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Speaker 1: on Chris Norton as well. But before we do that,
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Speaker 1: I want to be clear here. Dr. Sandler, you are saying,
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Speaker 1: and I think Dr. Turner is agreeing with me that Dr.
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Speaker 1: Turner has the same symptoms as what I do.
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Speaker 2: I absolutely do have the same symptoms. There are times,
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Speaker 2: even though I have a beautiful woman in my life,
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Speaker 2: there are times I'll be driving down the street and
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Speaker 2: I'll see a young lady walking along and she's built
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Speaker 2: to kill. She is, she's, yeah, no, I understand what
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Speaker 2: you're talking about. Just because I'm married doesn't mean I
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Speaker 2: don't understand, you know.
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Speaker 1: Well, I'm married, and it doesn't keep me from going
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Speaker 1: off and having to pull in and, you know, middle
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Speaker 1: of the day I'm driving by my house and say, well,
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Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and I'll pull in because I know
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Speaker 1: I've got this spank vault that I can go ahead
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Speaker 1: and seal myself inside of and go ahead and just.
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Speaker 2: A spank vault? Yeah. So, no kidding. So, you sealed
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Speaker 2: yourself in.
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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm talking to Dr. Sear. Dr.
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Speaker 1: Sandler sounds like you're making fun of me.
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Speaker 2: No, I'm not making fun of you, but... Wow.
21:11
Speaker 1: Well, what are you gentlemen... This is General Shaw. What
21:15
Speaker 1: is your diagnosis? What's the treatment?
21:18
Speaker 2: Well, I would say that what is needed here... You
21:22
Speaker 2: got a guy here who's got a whole sealed vault
21:26
Speaker 2: where he can go in... and paddle ham to his
21:30
Speaker 2: heart's content. Okay, let me anticipate what you're going to say, Dr.
21:36
Speaker 3: Sandler.
21:37
Speaker 2: You're going to say psychological counseling. Yeah, hey, give the
21:41
Speaker 2: man a cigar. Exactly is what I got to say.
21:44
Speaker 2: I'm going to say it's going to take that. Hold
21:47
Speaker 2: on for a minute. Oh, fuck, yeah.
21:51
Speaker 1: I'm going to have to, you know, hang up on
21:52
Speaker 1: you if you do that again, because we were told.
21:55
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, I just turned in. You know, that is
21:57
Speaker 2: very disgusting. I mean, it is absolutely disgusting. There it
22:03
Speaker 2: is again. Oh, yeah. I'm going to hang this phone up.
22:08
Speaker 1: I'm going to have to put you on hold, Dr. Sadler,
22:11
Speaker 1: unless you conclude the... what you're doing there, if you
22:14
Speaker 1: don't mind.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, very sorry. But you see, that's me. I'm
22:18
Speaker 2: not engaged in any kind of a paddle-off. I'm sitting
22:21
Speaker 2: here enjoying the beautiful hot water of a beautiful bath.
22:26
Speaker 2: And I would suggest a boring psychological treatment. Both of
22:31
Speaker 2: you gentlemen, get into a hot tub today, if not sooner.
22:37
Speaker 2: All right, I'd like to give my read on this.
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Speaker 1: Please, go ahead.
22:42
Speaker 2: You need more to say? I'm only kidding. Go ahead.
22:45
Speaker 2: You know, if I sounded the way you sound, Dr. Sadler,
22:49
Speaker 2: like you've got both fingers parked in your nose, you're going, yeah,
22:54
Speaker 2: with the hot water. It sounds like you definitely are
22:57
Speaker 2: in Spank Vault 3. Something's going to go. Something's about
23:03
Speaker 2: to blow, if you understand what I'm saying. I understand
23:06
Speaker 2: the insulting interest.
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Speaker 1: All right, gentlemen, gentlemen, we're not insulting each other. Come on,
23:10
Speaker 1: let's be professionals here. I'm looking here. I'm a man.
23:13
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find answers, okay?
23:15
Speaker 2: Well, what I was going to say... is that I
23:19
Speaker 2: don't believe any psychological counseling.
23:21
Speaker 3: Is needed here.
23:21
Speaker 2: I think what is needed here is a very healthy focus,
23:25
Speaker 2: the very healthy focus of the relationship you have right now, Steve,
23:30
Speaker 2: with your lovely wife, April, who I've seen photographs of her.
23:34
Speaker 2: And I've got to be honest with you, I saw
23:37
Speaker 2: a picture of your beautiful wife, and she's a lovely redhead,
23:42
Speaker 2: gorgeous woman.
23:42
Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
23:44
Speaker 2: And I had to pull off to a rest stop.
23:46
Speaker 2: and roll the windows up and recline my seat back
23:50
Speaker 2: and go ahead and fab the hab. You know what
23:52
Speaker 2: I mean by fab the hab?
23:53
Speaker 1: Fab a hab?
23:55
Speaker 2: No, fab the hab. I'm talking about fabbing the ham.
23:59
Speaker 2: What a shit fuck. Jesus Christ. You are.
24:03
Speaker 1: Okay, you need to really watch that language. Ordinarily, if
24:06
Speaker 1: it was Mr. Henry, he'd hang up on you, but
24:07
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do it because I don't
24:08
Speaker 1: know the buttons to push.
24:10
Speaker 2: I'm very sorry. I'm very sorry. You want to talk
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Speaker 2: about a sick fuck?
24:14
Speaker 1: Gentlemen, you have to watch that language.
24:16
Speaker 2: All right, I'm sorry, but you, Sadler, sit there at
24:19
Speaker 2: the tub going, Oh, yeah, you sound like some demented imp.
24:24
Speaker 2: Like you're about two feet tall, and you're grabbing a
24:28
Speaker 2: hold of a penis that's about a foot long. And
24:30
Speaker 2: aren't you jealous? Yeah, all right, thanks very much. Very,
24:36
Speaker 2: very grateful to have.
24:37
Speaker 1: Well, unfortunately, nobody can hang up. I mean, I guess I'll...
24:40
Speaker 1: If you want me to hang up on you.
24:41
Speaker 2: Yes, please hang up on me. Please, please, please.
24:45
Speaker 1: Okay, Dr. Sadler?
24:47
Speaker 2: I did not mean for him to hang up. I
24:49
Speaker 2: apologize immensely for that.
24:52
Speaker 1: All right, I think, you know, I knew this thing
24:54
Speaker 1: had the chance of going off the rails when I
24:57
Speaker 1: first had the idea. to book it now. Um, and
25:01
Speaker 1: we're joined here in now in, uh, uh, El Segundo,
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Speaker 1: California by Chris Norton. Uh, Dr. Dr. Sally, you're still
25:09
Speaker 1: with us, right?
25:09
Speaker 2: I'm right here.
25:10
Speaker 1: Yes. All right. Um, Chris Norton, who is the producer
25:14
Speaker 1: of adult films and Chris, uh, Mr. Norton, uh, Steve Ozel.
25:18
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Steve Ozel show. Thank you. Um, did
25:23
Speaker 1: you see the article about the man who had, uh,
25:27
Speaker 1: masturbated so much that I'll let her go saying it.
25:30
Speaker 3: You know, I don't see there's any reason why you
25:32
Speaker 3: can't use the term masturbation or what I call a masturbation.
25:38
Speaker 3: And what I mean by that is a masturbation is
25:41
Speaker 3: a place, it's a place where you go, I go,
25:43
Speaker 3: I'm going to go to downtown, masturbate. You know what
25:47
Speaker 3: I'm saying, right?
25:48
Speaker 2: What are you saying, what?
25:50
Speaker 3: Who is that?
25:50
Speaker 2: This is Dr. Jim Sadler.
25:54
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm just saying that you say I've got to
25:57
Speaker 3: go masturbate, you say I've got to go to masturbate,
26:00
Speaker 3: or I'm going to go to downtown masturbate, or I've
26:03
Speaker 3: got to go to the post office and masturbate, because
26:06
Speaker 3: I think it's a place, not just a state of mind,
26:09
Speaker 3: but a place. I'm Chris Norton, and this is Chris Spanxwell.
26:14
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 2: Thanks a lot.
26:19
Speaker 1: Chris, for that. Appreciate it. Are you producing, I guess
26:22
Speaker 1: you're producing a new adult film?
26:24
Speaker 3: Yeah, we are. We're always producing new adult films here
26:27
Speaker 3: at Thrall City Productions. The latest one is Jack and
26:33
Speaker 3: Her Boss Part 2 Fully Loaded.
26:38
Speaker 1: It's called Jack and Her Box Part 2 Fully Loaded.
26:41
Speaker 2: Yes, sir. Oh my God, what's that about?
26:46
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, but it's almost as if I
26:49
Speaker 3: could see you watching one of my movies, and it's
26:52
Speaker 3: in some place where there's a lot of sticky stuff
26:55
Speaker 3: on the floor.
26:55
Speaker 2: You know something? I'm a doctor. I've had taking myself
27:00
Speaker 2: a tub.
27:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you sound like, you know.
27:05
Speaker 2: Am I a pervert? No, I'm not a pervert. If
27:09
Speaker 2: I'm the kind of guy that, you know.
27:12
Speaker 3: You're the kind of guy that probably drops that overcoat
27:15
Speaker 3: across your lap and sits down and goes ahead and
27:21
Speaker 3: pokes a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box
27:23
Speaker 3: and asks the lady sitting next to you, would you
27:25
Speaker 3: like a handful?
27:26
Speaker 2: And what if I am? What if I'm the kind
27:28
Speaker 2: of liberated man that does do that? I'm a doctor.
27:32
Speaker 2: Do you understand? Doctor, look, I'm... No, I'm a doctor.
27:36
Speaker 2: I heal people. You sit around all day. What is
27:39
Speaker 2: that music that's playing?
27:41
Speaker 3: I'm sorry?
27:42
Speaker 2: What is the music that's playing?
27:44
Speaker 1: It is kind of interesting. What is that music?
27:46
Speaker 3: The music that's playing right now, this is the theme
27:49
Speaker 3: music to Crime Restaurant Mountain. This is the music that
27:54
Speaker 3: I have playing throughout our studios to keep us in
27:59
Speaker 3: the mood for sets.
28:01
Speaker 1: So even if you're not doing anything or producing anything?
28:04
Speaker 3: Yeah, the music's playing.
28:06
Speaker 2: What about it? Nothing. It's fine. But you can't knock
28:10
Speaker 2: beefs in here in the tub. You know, and you
28:15
Speaker 2: can't knock me for sitting in the tub, and you
28:17
Speaker 2: can't knock me for going into a movie theater and
28:19
Speaker 2: poking the hole at the bottom of.
28:21
Speaker 3: A popcorn box, neither. Boy, oh, man, it sounds like
28:25
Speaker 3: I'm talking to an imp from another dimension.
28:27
Speaker 2: You know, Mr. Bozell, I've taken about as much of
28:29
Speaker 2: this handheld shit as I can take.
28:32
Speaker 1: I'm just asking to watch the language, please.
28:34
Speaker 2: I'm not going to watch the language. I'm going to
28:35
Speaker 2: get off the line. I've helped you as much as
28:38
Speaker 2: I can. I believe it's a psychological problem.
28:41
Speaker 1: All right, well, I thank you very much, Dr. Bozell. Dr. Sadler,
28:44
Speaker 1: we don't need to talk to you anymore.
28:46
Speaker 3: I have.
28:48
Speaker 1: We got Chris Norton, and I guess we could close
28:51
Speaker 1: out with you, Chris. Yeah, you know, if you're talking
28:53
Speaker 1: about excessive masturbation, if you're talking about... You talk about
28:57
Speaker 1: this Japanese gentleman who is excessively masturbated to the point
29:03
Speaker 1: where he started getting headaches and getting nausea. I have
29:07
Speaker 1: not had that experience, but you have to understand, I am.
29:12
Speaker 3: Before I ask for a special in a CESS department,
29:16
Speaker 3: my CESS drive is strong. I do engage in rigorous
29:22
Speaker 3: CESS activities. And even back, you know, before I left home,
29:27
Speaker 3: when I was laying around in the living room of
29:29
Speaker 3: my mom and dad's house watching adult films and bone handling.
29:33
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, what did you call that? Well, you're talking
29:36
Speaker 3: about sitting around messing. I'm just talking about bone handling
29:38
Speaker 3: or palm polishing, you know. That's what I'm talking about.
29:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I understand.
29:43
Speaker 3: All right, so even when I was doing that, and,
29:47
Speaker 3: you know, I had a very strong test drive. And
29:52
Speaker 3: so I've done it.
29:54
Speaker 1: However, That's the whole thing I wanted to find out
29:58
Speaker 1: about from you. You've never had this, even though you
30:01
Speaker 1: engage in pretty much, as you say, daily bone handling, right?
30:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much. If I'm doing the palm polish, or
30:10
Speaker 3: as you say, if I've gone to downtown Spanghaven, I mean,
30:13
Speaker 3: I do it, and I'm okay. But what intrigued me
30:20
Speaker 3: was that you said this man... masturbated so much that
30:24
Speaker 3: he got headaches and threw up. Now, that happened to
30:28
Speaker 3: me during S.A.S. if I'm with a woman who is
30:35
Speaker 3: always talking.
30:36
Speaker 1: Okay, so, wait a minute. Now we're not talking about,
30:41
Speaker 1: now I'm not talking about the spank vault. You're talking
30:43
Speaker 1: about something else.
30:43
Speaker 3: No, I'm talking about S.A.S., you know, actual having real S.A.S.
30:47
Speaker 3: with a real woman and not the imaginary woman and
30:51
Speaker 3: not some imaginary woman or a Coke bottle or whatever you,
30:55
Speaker 3: you know, people like you.
30:56
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, what are you talking about, Coke bottle?
30:59
Speaker 1: I try to be as natural and normal as I can. Right, okay, well,
31:02
Speaker 1: but you know what I'm talking about. Okay, you're talking
31:04
Speaker 1: about real sex.
31:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm talking about the actual sex that I engage in,
31:09
Speaker 3: not only in my personal life as Chris Norton, but
31:12
Speaker 3: also on screen as Rasrod, you know, Rasrod Mountain King.
31:18
Speaker 3: And so with the new film that we have coming out,
31:21
Speaker 3: Jack and Her Boss Part 2, fully loaded, we do
31:26
Speaker 3: deal with the idea, the notion that if you're having
31:33
Speaker 3: sex and the woman is talking a lot and just,
31:38
Speaker 3: you know, saying stuff, that you will begin to feel
31:41
Speaker 3: headaches and you will start to throw up. Like one
31:45
Speaker 3: time I barfed. When this one lady, when this one
31:48
Speaker 3: girl I was with, when this one woman I was
31:50
Speaker 3: with said, oh, yeah, Chris, I could do this with
31:55
Speaker 3: you forever, I immediately vomited, you know.
31:58
Speaker 1: Why would that make you vomit? It sounded like she
32:00
Speaker 1: was enjoying, you know, being with you.
32:01
Speaker 3: Well, but she talked about that she wanted to be
32:05
Speaker 3: with me forever. Are you serious?
32:08
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so that made you vomit.
32:10
Speaker 3: Yeah, I projectile vomited. Well, you... Wow, so.
32:15
Speaker 1: It wouldn't be the first thing that happened to me,
32:16
Speaker 1: but I mean, I'm worried about... So the average guy
32:22
Speaker 1: who goes and palm paddles or bone handles or whatever
32:27
Speaker 1: you'll call it, and he gets a headache and throws up,
32:30
Speaker 1: that could be an aneurysm.
32:32
Speaker 3: That's true. That could be an aneurysm if you're a
32:34
Speaker 3: regular guy like you. But if you're a cess, if
32:38
Speaker 3: you have the power of cess... And the cess is
32:41
Speaker 3: so powerful in you that it leaks into your vocal cords.
32:44
Speaker 3: And I'll talk like, yeah, cess. That's what causes that.
32:50
Speaker 3: So I'm protected from stroke and from a debilitation of
32:56
Speaker 3: having to sit in a wheelchair and have half my
33:00
Speaker 3: mouth not work. You know, remember like, what was that
33:02
Speaker 3: one guy, Kirk Douglas? Remember him?
33:05
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember him.
33:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of what happened. But... That won't happen
33:09
Speaker 3: to me because my cess is of a higher, it's
33:14
Speaker 3: of a higher octane, you know.
33:17
Speaker 1: Okay, so, but if you vomit, and if you projectile vomit,
33:21
Speaker 1: you get headache when a woman tells you that she
33:22
Speaker 1: wants to have sex with you all year long, that's
33:26
Speaker 1: not a medical condition? What?
33:29
Speaker 3: I don't think.
33:30
Speaker 1: Okay, that's, we're going to wrap it up. Thanks a lot, Chris.
33:33
Speaker 3: Okay, and remember everybody, the new one, Jack and her boss.
33:37
Speaker 1: And we thank you very much, Steve. Okay, that's... Yeah,
33:40
Speaker 1: that'll do it. I just got the call from Phil.
33:42
Speaker 1: He said to... Okay, I want to thank everybody for
33:46
Speaker 1: being my special guest here on Spank, the Steve Bozell Chronicles.
33:51
Speaker 1: And my best wishes. And I hope the man from
33:54
Speaker 1: Japan gets better. And I'm being hustled out of here, huh? No,
33:59
Speaker 1: we want to remind everybody to get a backstage pass
34:02
Speaker 1: to the world-famous Phil Henry Show. And have a great week, and...
34:06
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34:09
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34:13
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34:23
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34:27
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