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Seated Rivalry w/ Mike & Ang | TBCC Ep. 31 · The Big Cunty Couch

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: Coming up on the big tea couch.
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_01: At least Bella Hadib was like, I kind of regret my nose job.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_01: I think I could have grown into it.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, okay, work.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna play Anakin.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what they mean.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_01: Bella?
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_01: Bella?
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_02: You don't even I don't know.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_02: Like, she deserves a roll.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_02: You're gonna play Anakin.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_02: Rolling off is even worse.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_02: Well, they called him Rosie a couple times, but I'm like, that's what they do.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_02: Rosie or Holly.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_01: Holly or Rosie.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_01: No, skip it.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_01: Pro tip, skip the um, pro tip, skip the omelet station.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_01: Sad to think I'm like, this is riveting.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_01: I need to go back.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_01: Stick around.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_01: It's been a while.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm here now.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_02: We say that like every like fourth episode, yeah.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's gone.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_01: Hello! Oh hi! Welcome back.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_01: Happy New Year.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_01: Happy we're back.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's 2026.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_01: Things are getting bad and weird out there.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_01: But we're seeing here today.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_01: Not in here.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_01: It's a safe space.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_01: Very safe and quizzy.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: How are you?
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: I'm good, good, good, good.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_01: I was saying I can't have, I'm not supposed to have legumes.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_01: It's hard not to say lagoon, because you know I like lagoon.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_01: You love a lagoon.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm doing low carb.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_01: Low carb January.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_01: It's gonna go a little further than that.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_01: Low carb until I drop 30 pounds.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_01: Is that the goal?
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_01: 30?
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I already I already lost 10.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_01: Whoop, whoop.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_01: It's taking forever, but because I'm so impatient, but it's not.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_01: It's only I started, like I said, uh told you yesterday, I started on January 2.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_01: Not January 1.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_01: You don't you don't want to know what happened on Jan 1.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: A lot of sheet cake, a lot of sheet cake.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it got dark and weird.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like no one starts their resolution on one.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: Hell no.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: Because that's like you wake up, you hung over, there's leftover Chinese from last night, and you're and you're alone.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_01: And yeah.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_01: So it's it's two.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_01: It's two for for the major.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_01: Do you have a New Year's resolution?
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's just well, actually, I'm not smoking weed during January, which is also why I'm bored.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_01: No carbs and no weed.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_01: Like, what was I thinking?
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_01: It's so boring.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_02: Carbs are so fun.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they are.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_01: They are, girl.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: It says you who just had a little like waffle impulse by.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_01: He bought like a, what was that?
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_01: Uh Whole Foods brand Stroop Waffle or whatever.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, I would never.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I would never do?
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: Waste my calories on that.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: Never.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm eating carbs with both of us.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_01: Don't worry.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, thank God.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_01: Do you have any New Year's resolutions?
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I want to be healthier, stronger, hotter in that order.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_02: So, whatever, however that shakes out.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_01: I want to go to the gym with you.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_02: Never.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_00: Why?
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_02: Because I don't want to go to the gym, period.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_02: Have weights at home?
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, if you can free weight at home, that's cool.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_01: I can free weight, you can free bleed.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: My diva cook for poop.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: Write that down.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_02: Speaking of poop.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_02: Speaking of poop.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_02: Who are you wearing what is your problem?
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_01: I am uh I made the mistake of wearing this oversized turd brown Nike windsuit.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_01: When did you show this to me?
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_01: Because I don't know if I actually saw this.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_01: I was at Nike in Rhode Island.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_01: I was, I sent you picks.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you sent it.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, should I buy this turd suit?
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_01: And you were like, I don't know.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: It seems like you like it based on your body language.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, cool answer.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: Something like that.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: Something I don't remember that at all.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_01: That's how you talk to me.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_01: But um it's a little too big, and I'm swimming in it, and I I I kind of regret it, but whatever.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_01: Sometimes you gotta poop it out.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_02: And sometimes you gotta poop it on your clothes and rub it all over your body and eat it.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_01: Um I think it looks cool.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_01: It's Nike, and I have a little goatee, which is sad because that's all I can do.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, pubescent-wise.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I literally hormonally.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I can't grow a beard.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_02: It'd be cool.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_02: I think the goatee looks good and is also trendier.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, goatees, like a Latin X like facial hair kind of moment, is what all the hot gay guys are appropriating.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_01: So you're thank you, but sorry to interrupt.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_01: Um Do you know Pancake Girl, the meme?
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_01: I when I just was doing that, I was thinking about her.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_01: You don't you must pancake girl?
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_01: It's this girl who's like at a diner.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_01: It's really old, but it's a classic meme.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and she gets served pancakes and she's like she's so excited to get like pancake, like fed to eat pancakes because she's probably stoned or whatever.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_01: And there's this girl like in another booth, like so angry because it is out of control.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_01: Like no, I have never seen this in my life.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm sending you pancake girl.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_01: It's amazing.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_01: It's one of my favorite memes.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_01: Wow, I had no idea.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_01: It's so good because she's just living her life.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_01: Going nuts on it.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_02: I get excited over pancakes like that.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_02: Pankers.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_02: Dads love saying pancers.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I didn't even think of a problem.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_02: Well, do you want to introduce yourself first?
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_01: My name is Ange Balasone, aka Gina Spears.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_01: It's 2026.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_01: Ah, new name! Crazy to introduce her when I'm on a drag.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_01: I thought maybe that's actually kind of like cool.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_01: Smart and comment.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_02: Ease it in, use it in, use it in.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_02: You changed your fucking Instagram handle.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I did, yeah.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_02: I put it, I put that out there.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_02: I finally looked at it today.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, today?
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_01: I thought you would have run brands.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_02: Giving me space.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, I don't need to.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, like whatever you chose to do is your journey, took you long enough.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_02: I put it in there.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_01: I put aka Gina Spears with lips, and then I did artist drag queen personality.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_01: Love it.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_01: Scary to say I'm a drag queen.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_01: I've been like, scary to say your personality.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_01: I'm a personality.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_01: It's like that's a reach, honey.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_01: For what?
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, Gina Spears, and I actually do like it.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_01: It embarrasses me the least.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_01: Which is because it's sort of like this sounds stupid, but it's like postmodern in a way that it's like simple and stupid.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_01: It's just like, okay, Gina Spears, like sure.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_01: Spears, we all know, my diva, like, I love Britney.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_01: I'm a Britney girl and the Italian Britney.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_01: And it's just sort of, I don't know, silly and dumb.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_01: And I it clicked.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_01: I love it.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_01: We'll see.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_01: Ask me the mom.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's already been a- I told you, I'm like, I I changed it to amphibian.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_01: I sort of have a frog body.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_01: There's hogbody and then there's frog body.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_01: And then there's you.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_01: Somewhere in between.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_01: Some sort of stick.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you are stick.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, our branding is like lining in a circle.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_01: I'm around me fall, but Fag and Toad.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_01: He's a lot.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Fag and Toad is what this pod probably should be called.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_01: Well, in this color palette.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_01: Hello?
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_01: Who's who's the fun one?
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_02: Me.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_02: Well, yes, but who's the is it how does that relate to frog and toad?
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_02: I think the frog is like sophisticated.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_02: Toad is smaller, so probably he's like sillier.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_02: He's a hot mask.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe Toad is like the doctor.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_02: I haven't read Frog and Toad in a while, so leave a comment.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_01: I used to love Frog and Toad.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_01: Because they were like, I don't know, well rendered and like wholesome.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_01: And short.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_01: And wore clothes?
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they had like menswear on, right?
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_02: Tweeds and all kinds of stuff.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_02: A lot of three-piece suits.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_02: Cool.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_02: A lot of waistcoats.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I need to get to my problem, but did you read Magic Treehouse?
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_01: That was kind of cut.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_01: I read it way too late.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I got into it and I was like, uh I'm above this reading level.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_01: They would but they go into books or they would go into back in time.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_01: No, they didn't go into books.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_02: It wasn't meta.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_02: It was a book.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_02: No, it was a book.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_02: But look, what was the what was the the gimmick?
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_01: Books don't exist in books.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_01: The gimmick was in their yeah.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_01: Their trios took them everywhere.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_01: And anywhere.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_01: But I my point is I was way too old to be reading those.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_01: But I felt last year.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_02: 2025.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, I'm really whizzing through these.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_01: Because it was in college.
• 6:58
  unknown: Woo!
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but my problem is I went to the dentist yesterday and I have this awful, maybe I've talked about her on the pod, but she's um this Polish dentist who's so mean.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_01: She's so so evil.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_01: She's like the most meanest girl in town.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_01: I went in for a cleaning because I sort of had like a cavity or like a broken tooth or whatever before the holidays.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_01: I went in and I'm like, she's like, I can just clean you.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_01: I I don't have time to fix this.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_01: So I'll give you a cleaning and you have to come back.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, okay.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_02: Were she swamped that day or something?
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't know.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_01: She lives in a swamp.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_01: So I can't I scheduled it and then I canceled because as you all know, like that's just a busy time of year for me.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_01: It was like in the thick of like hot gluing, I don't know.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_01: Pins, pinwheels on pepper corns and peppermint.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, all of the above.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_01: So I canceled it, and then I can't I went in yesterday and I sort of like gave her the update because like I don't know if she actually knows or is keeping track of anything.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, Yeah, I was here, and you said, you know, I you could do it.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_01: So I made an appointment.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_01: I had a reschedule.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_01: I was busy.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_01: And she's like, Oh, you were busy.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_01: This is in a broken English accent, truly Polish.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you were busy.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you need to uh cancel, you need to not cancel because everyone is busy and people need these appointments, those slots.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, uh, it's so rude.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_01: I'm this is like, I mean, she could never sound this nice, so evil and mean, right out the gate.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_01: And I go, Well, I canceled in advance, and she goes, I don't think you did.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_01: I think you did last minute.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, Well, it was at least 24 hours.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_01: I was so annoyed because she was being cunt swalo, and I almost walked out.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_01: I almost took off the safety glasses and fucking hit it.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_01: And I would have loved that.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_01: It would have been really empowering.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_01: Cause like, she's Satan.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_01: She she's not even saying she's Satan, Satan's mother-in-law.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_02: That's insane.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_02: You know?
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_01: Like the worst person possible.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_01: And it would have been so cool to leave because I would have been like not worth it.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_01: But you know how it goes.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_01: When you're on Medicaid, it's like You gotta take what you can get.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_02: Take what you can get.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_02: But she what I don't understand how you can book an appointment and then she can say I don't have enough time to do this.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_01: I don't even know.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_01: And also I did cancel in advance.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_01: Like sorry, I got busy.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_01: What do you want from me?
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_01: Don't yell at me.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_01: People I stayed, I stayed, I stayed.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_01: And then she gets so mad at me because I don't get numb very quick.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, I don't know what to tell you.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm sorry.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, it's so huffy puffy and pissed.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, why not?
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe you should check the expiration date on that Novacaine.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_01: Because like I don't know what to tell you.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_01: It's just so awful.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_01: Not your fault.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_01: But I love her work.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_01: I do.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_01: Sarah's like, why do you why could you never go to that person?
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_01: Because like we were looking at reviews.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_01: I told her it was so bad, and she gets like one star.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I'm like, she does beautiful work.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_00: She does work.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_00: What work is she doing in there?
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_01: Amazing dental.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_01: She is good.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_01: I will give her that.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_01: Polish women in jet in general are good.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_01: You want a poll in your mouth.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_01: You really do, you really do.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_01: Because she does, she does beautiful work.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_01: So I put up with it.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_01: I put up with Satan.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_01: Satan's daughter.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_01: No, I'm Satan's mother-in-law.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, mother-in-law.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_01: Satan's mother-in-law.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_01: So, needless to say, I recommend going to her.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_01: Truly.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_01: Scan the QR code below.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she did, she did.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_01: She also gets mad because she just gets mad the whole time.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, girl, you know what?
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_01: My mouth is enormous.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_01: You're so lucky.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_01: I am so a gape.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_01: And she's getting mad and uh because my angle, like she yells at me because my chin goes up.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, my chin.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_01: She and I both.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_01: Everyone yells, you know, sometimes in the rare occasion that I do a lip sync, my chin ends up going up, and it's like an illusion because like my chin's going up to at a normal height.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_01: It's just I was born without a chin.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_01: So it's right, but you also are pretending you're like singing to a stadium of millions.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and the crowd is.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_01: It's always the callossium.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_02: So that's my problem.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_02: What's yours?
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_01: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_02: What am I wearing?
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_02: Is this what is this?
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_02: Um Brain Dead.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_02: I'm wearing Brain Dead.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_02: I got this years ago.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_02: Uh in like the fall before Brat came out.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, I'm so excited to wear this in the fall.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_02: And then Bratt came out and I was like, I can't fucking wear neon green.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna be a fucking loser.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_02: So I had to wait years and years for that album cycle to finish before I could finally start popping this back on and bopping around in her.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_02: So that's hard.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_02: Wearing that.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_02: This is a um vintage green.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_02: What color green would you call that?
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_02: I I know it's like not actually the Brat Green.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_02: It's not actually Bratt Green green.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_02: So you could have it's more avocado.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but like a fun avocado, not like a not like a one that's been out in the air for a while.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_02: I've got that.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_02: I've got a vintage 90s t-shirt that is all um I do love that gardening equipment.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think it's cute.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_02: And I was gonna wear it for a different episode, different drag look, but besides whatever.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I like the jacket's cute, you look good, but you looked all tucked in and twinky and cute in the middle.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_01: I think you should wear smaller clothes this year.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_02: Uh that's part of um my health journey.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's because I hate showing my arms because I feel like they're they're the skinniest things on earth.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_02: They're not.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_02: But I wore it out the night when we went out.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and and we were loving.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_02: And I looked like I was wearing nothing.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_01: Um yeah, he had a sweater dress on with like a skin-colored t-shirt.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_02: It was a white t-shirt, but it was just I my skin is white, so they blended together.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_02: Well, the shirt was old, so it was a little yellow.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_02: My skin is very pale, so it's a little bit.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_02: It looks like he just had a sweater dress on.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, okay, work.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_02: You should wear smaller clothes.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_02: I think I'm I think I'm leaning into that a little bit this year.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_02: Everyone wants to be skinny.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_02: So that's what I'm wearing.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_02: What is my problem?
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, well, I guess like my problem is um Real Housewives at Beverly Hills is just so it sucks.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_02: It just is so fucking boring.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_02: I've been kind of enjoying it, but I get it.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_02: It's the same thing every single fucking season.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_02: They haven't had anything interesting happen since Erica and Tom and that whole fiasco.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_02: Like, actually true.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_02: Kyle and Mauricio is not actually interesting because she doesn't talk about anything and everyone actually knows that she's lesbian, but but she doesn't want to talk about it.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_01: They were shot together though, being canoodly or New York Eve.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_01: The people were like, are they getting back?
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure I'm sure they like have fun together.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_01: Def.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_01: They should get back.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_01: Well, he used to be the hottest house husband.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_01: Truly.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_01: And then he got snatched.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_01: And I think we talked about this before.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_01: Like, if your husband if your man is getting ripped at an old at an old age, yeah, yeah.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_02: He's cheating on you.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_01: It needs to be like a joint program, like couple's journey.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you can be getting hot together and fucking a lot.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_02: That's like the because going to the gym, I mean, it's it is ultimately all about sex.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_02: Like, if and if you're doing it together and you're still having sex with each other, then that's great.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_02: But if one person is on a fitness journey, you're in trouble.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_02: If you're a man, it's usually the man.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_02: He'd be fucking.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but so that it's boring and dull.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_02: I hate it.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_02: I kind of miss Lisa Rina.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_02: Like, there's nobody who's like a fucking uh evil mess.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_02: Like everyone is so pulled back and reserved, and they think they're so interesting that they can do nothing and get away with it.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_02: She did, she was clocking in, you know, she was making it happen.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_01: I hate her, and I was so happy that she got fired because it just like it was too much.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_01: She she blew it, but I felt joy through her pain, you know.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_01: Through her getting fired, you mean you were just happy she was fired.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_01: She's that like insufferable to me that it felt like amazing that like such an attention whore got like asked to see herself out.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_01: But now maybe like I almost agree.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_01: I won't, I can't fully agree because like truly she is the worst, but like at least she was like making things happen.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want her back, I just miss her.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_02: Should I'm surprised she hasn't like popped in.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_02: She's back in um on the traitors now.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_02: So she's like coming back into the sphere, she's getting popular again because she is she is just such great TV because she is like one of a kind in how ridiculous she is, yeah, self-aware, but yet so unself-aware.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know one thing about the traitors, and I don't want to know.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_01: I hope you never do.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_01: I saw a clip of her taking off a hood and like geeking out with Candace, and I just love that it was like her hair looked like shit.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_01: Her like signature, like sprayed quaff was like hit with like a balloon almost, you know, like she took the hood off.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_01: The synthetic hood is like Yeah, she didn't like use hot tools that day because she knew she had to have a fucking hood on, and I loved it because I was like, oof, you must be ugly in the morning with that thing.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_01: That hair in the morning must be brutal.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_01: Drop and hairy, yeah.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_02: Dry and ballooned.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_02: Balloon rubbed.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_02: Uh so yeah, Beverly Hills blows.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm just we need some, we need something.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_02: They brought Rachel Zoe, which was a little exciting.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_02: But we were just talking about this.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_02: It's like she's fine, she's seasoned, she's she knows reality TV, so it's like she's not actually bringing anything new to the table.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_02: It's just kind of like if you like Rachel Zoe and are happy to see her on TV again.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_01: And I am.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_01: I like the hire, but yeah, she's not really like making a huge splash.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_01: She's kind of just gonna be there, which is fine.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_01: I always say, and I've said this on the pod, come on, like Kamura, say yes to the dress and get on there.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_01: Doesn't she approach her every she does, so she'll never do it.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_01: But like they approach her every couple years and they're like, Do you want to be a housewives?
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_01: She has said.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, why don't you?
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_01: Like, bring those neckles.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_01: The neckles are gone.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_01: I know, I know, I know.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_01: How dare you.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_01: I need her procedure.
• 15:23
  unknown: Yeah.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_03: You do.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_01: Actually, no, I was saying the other day, like, this round of getting fatter, like, it wasn't in my neck.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_01: Which is kind of cool.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_01: It just was in your shoulders.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_01: In my traps and my belly.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's like the summer.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_01: My arms.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_01: The summer my traps grew.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_01: But wasn't your arms weren't fat, they were just were like muscular.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_01: Well, the shrinking.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_01: My body's eating my muscle for you.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_02: Thanks.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_02: What a gift.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_02: You're welcome.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_02: This is I'm Mike Failes.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_02: I'm Mike Fails, and this is the big country couch.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_02: Doesn't it feel like we've been doing this podcast for literally 15 years?
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you to our tiny, tiny pool of listeners.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_01: We really um rely on you to get us out of bed.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_02: No, thank you guys so much.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_02: Um, we we had a great year in terms of social media growth in 2025.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_02: Sure, Jan.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_02: We did.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_02: Like uh Hey, growth is growth.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_02: Growth is growth, baby.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_02: And um, yeah, we we love the pod.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_02: We love doing it.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_02: We love everybody who listens and tunes in and watches and talks about it.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_02: And we love curating fashion and looks and you know, and Upholstery!
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_01: Upholstery.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_01: And poultry.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_01: So welcome back.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_01: And thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_02: Keep us going.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_02: 2025.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, for me, because it was a horrible year, I it does it feels like it didn't happen.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_02: So it's like when when it the new year happened, I was like, oh, it's 2025.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_02: It's like, no, no, it's 2026.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like, where did the last year go?
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like, oh yeah, trauma, trauma, trauma.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_02: That's horrible.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_02: So actually, great start for you.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_01: Well, way better than last year.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, but I just mean like, what a new beginning.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, whoa.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, she got Botox finally.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but so did you.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_01: A while ago.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_01: I need a touch up.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_01: I hadn't had it in years.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_01: I was so surprised that because one time, like, you were getting a little addicted to it.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_02: When I was rich and really bunny out the ass and blow it up my face.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_01: Um I started to really like your natural look because it was like, you didn't look bad.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_01: You were like so ugly, but I needed a haircut too.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_02: I got a haircut, showed my beard, and I got Botox.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_02: So it was some Botox.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, okay, work.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it looks great.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_02: It looks great.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_02: I needed it.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_01: And it's like Botox should be free for everyone.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_01: It really should.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, is this Mandami's New York?
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, hopefully.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_01: It should be.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_00: Mamdami's.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_01: Now that's socialism.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_02: It is.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_02: It just is.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_02: I need a little bit.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_02: It's a better place if everyone.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_02: I need a pinch-pinch in a pull.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_02: I'm I have to do a touch-up, I think.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_02: But I'm actually- I'm like, maybe I'll leave everything alone.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_01: Because you look good when you don't like, I don't know.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_01: I never think I'd go that far.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you took years and years off, no offense.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_01: I took or so you said.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_01: I I couldn't believe it took a year.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_02: So I was like, I took a year off.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_01: What when are the secret sessions happening?
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_01: I got to go.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_02: Botox before the my wedding.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_02: And then I had that was the last time I had it.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_02: And you look good.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_02: But you look better.
• 17:59
  unknown: Thank you.
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_02: So do what you think is right.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_02: It's like uh no, it was a Christmas present.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_02: Uh can't afford Botox uh on my own.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_02: So um big thanks to my husband for telling me to get hotter.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_02: That's good.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_02: And you used Peachy?
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_02: How was it?
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_02: I used Peachy.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_02: Peachy's great.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_02: It looked great.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_02: Because I got um I got it in my crow's feet for the first time.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm really liking it.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_02: Although it feels a little like I'm a little like uh wow, yeah, I'm I'm noticing.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_01: But it's um smooth, buttery.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_01: You have a big man forehead, which is good.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_01: So, but I think you can get blasted easier.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_01: Like I fucking like you, I feel like you never run into your face expression looking different.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_01: You have never really complained about that.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_01: There was one, there was one time, yeah, where it was a little too uh uh vulcan.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_01: Um but every time I go, it's like I'm kind of like rolling the dice.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, paying for it somewhere.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_02: You have a big head but big face, so it's like the amount of face that's on your head.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I got a big face.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_02: I have a big skull, yeah, a bigger head and a relatively smaller face for my head.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_02: So there's more room for it to move around.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_01: Well, everyone's doing this 2016 trend, posting pics from 2016, which is like why.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_01: Also, why?
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_01: But we were exchanging, yeah, I guess.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_01: True.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_01: But we were exchanging pics.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_02: I feel old in 2016.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_02: Like, doesn't that feel isn't that scary and sad?
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_01: How old were we?
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_01: 26.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_01: Chic.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_01: We look young.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_01: I look so I had like big, beautiful big eyes, like monster eyes.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_01: Uh but now it's draped over a bigger uh object.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_01: The beady butt hole.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I have teeny little again, uh peppercorns pushed into facacha.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_01: I used to have lid space, like I had literal garage doors.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_01: Now, now sunken and saggy.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_01: True, a little bit more so than usually, but you still always have exposed lids, which is feminine.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_01: I you're lucky.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like I used to have like literally like there would have been no crease transfer.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_02: Now if this now, if something's going in that crease and I close my eyes and open them, it's gonna be like a mess.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_02: Lucky though, still, because I have to pull like go in there with like I don't know.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_01: A crane.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, a winch.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_01: Forklift, scissor lift, but horizontal.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, but my point is like I'm scared to go for like the more affordable option because I'm like they can't even.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_02: They like scan your face and they look at it and they kind of like map it out ahead of time, and then they uh go in and kind of pay by number one.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_02: Scan your face digitally with a uh photo scanner flatbed.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they're like and now your ass.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_02: And your ball sack, please?
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_02: I would love to scan my balls.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_02: What else?
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_02: What else?
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_02: What else?
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_02: It was Christmas.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_02: It's been a funky, funky uh holiday season because we were ahead of schedule for once.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_02: We did the we recorded the holiday episode before Thanksgiving.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_02: And then the holidays happened.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_02: I got sick for Christmas and New Year's.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_02: So I didn't know.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_02: Two years in a row.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_02: Two years in a row.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, which I'm like, is that trauma?
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_02: Is that like coming back up?
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_02: Def.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I got my flu shot because flu is like literally destroying the city.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_02: You really should.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna get my COVID shot.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_02: I don't and I'm like, let's roll the tapes on that.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I love I actually love eggs.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I love them.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_01: And they're great for dieting.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_01: But um, I just love to talk about like eggs being in the flu vaccine.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's like an uh an omelet in a syringe.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's um egg whites only, please.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_01: Beautiful.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_01: Do you go to the omelet station?
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_02: W where?
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_01: Um in Bushwick.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_01: Um whenever you're at a place that would have an omelet station, like a buffet.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm not the biggest omelet fan.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_01: There's sort of like it's kind of a huge amount of eggs, to be honest.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_01: This is actually a huge topic.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_01: Like, sound off people, because I feel like the omelet station always there's a line.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_01: And it's like, do you guys really want an omelet?
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_01: There's plenty of options.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_01: Do you really want an omelet?
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_02: It's about this this much egg folded, whipped and folded, and and usually packed with like red pepper and green.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, red and green pepper and ham.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, ham cubes.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_01: Ham cubes, yeah.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_01: No, skip it.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_01: Pro tip, skip the um pro tip, skip.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_01: Skip the omelet station.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_01: Sad to think I'm like, this is riveting.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_01: I need to go back.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_01: Dear God.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_01: But do dude do.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_01: And and like, I'm not gonna say skip the waffle station, but like, should you be at the waffle station?
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_02: Um probably not.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_02: Good question, good question.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_02: That's skippable too.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_02: The waffle station is so college.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you're like, we've got a waffle station.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_02: It's in the brochure.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_02: They're like, it's it's a draw.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_02: That's like they they took us there first, like on the tours.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_02: They're like, hey.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_02: No, uh, even like uh uh too much scrambled eggs sometimes.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_02: It's like yeesh, that's a this is a lot of eggs.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_02: Uh it gets a little gross.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_02: It's not makeup scrambled eggs.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_02: I do too.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_02: Um really?
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe we should have an egg off.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_02: See you there.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_02: Sister.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I would love to make you scrambled eggs.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'd love to make you scrambled eggs and see who's his bitter.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_02: Do you know the secret?
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_02: Slow cook, low heat.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_02: Low heat and a lot of salt.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta aerate those eggs.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, you gotta the shit out of them.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I do.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_02: Get a lot of hair and bubbles in there, froth it up, low.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_01: Crank it like you're cranking, nothing else, whatever that means.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_01: No, I got it.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_01: So you had the egg race.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_01: You gotta see the egg race, you gotta pack it with air, and you gotta sometimes I learned this from Dan Zingari.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_01: Slow cook them on low heat with a lot of salt instead of cheese.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_01: Everyone loves eggs and cheese, but it tastes like creamy, cheesy eggs, but it's done with salt and like a low stirred.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_01: It's cool.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's how they make like French style.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, eggs.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_01: A la Louin.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_01: Who you are.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_01: Still.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_01: Still, still got it.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_01: Who will who else is in your housewife chart?
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_01: Like from New York?
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_01: Bethany.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're you're definitely a bit of Bethany.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_02: And Dorinda.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_02: Oh wow.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_02: And oh, and Alex McCord.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_02: You think?
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_02: Of course.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're pretty.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_02: Please.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'm clumping down the stairs in my uh Louis Vuitton shoes.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you actually are a little Alex McCord.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_02: You're Sonia, you're Dorinda, you're Carol.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_02: Sony, Durinda, Carol.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_01: I guess.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think Carol in like a.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_01: I see Carol less.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_01: I guess she's cool.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_01: She's so cool.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_01: But she's like the straight lady.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_01: But like how she was cool on the show, maybe I'm cool in life, and that I'm kind of like semi-chill.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_01: Well, who the fuck else am I?
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_01: Kristen?
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_01: Jules.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_01: I love jewels.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_01: No, who are you?
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_01: Um.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_01: Dorinda at my worst.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_01: You're Luann at your worst.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_01: We've talked about this.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_02: You've got some Bethany.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_02: I would I would say more Bethany than Carol.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe I'm Sonia Durinda Bethany.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm and I'm Luann.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_02: Period.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_02: Kinda.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_02: I'm Luann Bethany.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_02: Bethany, Alex, Dorinda.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think you're Dorinda.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_01: You don't think I'm Dorinda?
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_01: No, because like you're Luann at your worst.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_01: I'm Dorinda at your at my worst at your worst.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_01: You're at my worst, yeah.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_01: So like throw yourself a bone.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_01: Don't put her in your chart.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_01: You only get three.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_01: How do you feel about astrology?
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_01: I pretend to secure about it.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_02: I kinda like I've closed the door on um spirits and mediums and astrology.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, because it's like, where in my chart did last year happen?
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_02: It's like when where could I have gotten the information on that to like avoid some some of us saw it, we just didn't know how to tell you.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_01: You know?
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_01: Um, no, I know.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_01: It's hard to like make sense of that stuff.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_02: Also, I was thinking It's like everybody says that all the signs are so different and so specific, but if you really boil it down, it's like you could say anything about any of them, and it's all true.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_02: It's like Scorpios, you know, they're a lot, but they're also really emotional.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like Leo's, they're a lot, but they're also really emotional.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_01: It's like that just about everything.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_01: So full of shit.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_02: Because there's just too many factors, also, like and ultimately, there's more stuff in space than just the nine planets.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_02: For isn't Pluto involved?
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_02: Pluto's not even a fucking planet.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_02: So it's like, how did that affect everything?
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, Pluto's a dog.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_01: What about the oh, I forgot your gift?
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_01: I had a gift?
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_01: What was it?
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_01: For Christmas?
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_01: It's from Disney.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck exactly.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_01: And it's it's really Is it a Pluto hat?
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's not a Pluto hat, although that would have been funny.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_02: Um Goofy hat.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_02: Damn it.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_02: That's my other New Year's resolution.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_02: Tone down the Disney 2026.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_02: Time to turn the to the cool factor up and the freak factor down.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_02: See, I was gonna turn up the Disney heat.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_02: Turn the heat down on the eggs and down on the Disney.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_02: Please.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_01: Uh all right.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_01: But what about Wicked?
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_02: I still haven't seen it.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_02: Just kidding.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_02: I was almost about I was almost gonna watch it today.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_02: So we could talk about it, but I was like, you know what?
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_02: I just I will watch it, but I was like, I'm not gonna force it in.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_02: I it's gonna I'll get it when I get it.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I'm not gonna make it happen.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_01: I can't even like I had a lot of thoughts and opinions on it, but I don't even know.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_01: I don't remember really.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_01: That's how like farty it was.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_01: It was good.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_01: I enjoyed it.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_01: They made some weird choices.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_02: There's almost literally no way they could have it was ever gonna succeed.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_02: Just getting it did great.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_02: It did great, but it never not as good as the first one.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_01: It was it got weird, and I kind of love that everyone sort of like decided to like be over it.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_01: It's like kind of shitty on behalf of like everyone in a way.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_01: Like, cause they all went so fucking hard for part one that could maybe tone it down a little bit.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_01: But you can't expect people to keep up that that that stamina.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_01: Especially when part two is farting kind of weird to begin with.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_01: So they tried.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_01: I'll say they tried.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_01: They must have known.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_01: It was coming.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_01: Do check it out because I do.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_01: Of course I will.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_01: I want to I want to know your thoughts.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_01: I need to wait until it's not like 20 bucks to rent.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_01: It's like not worth it.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_01: I told you I would buy it for you.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_01: But um, yeah, I went to Disney before the holidays.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_01: I should not have gone because I was so slammed.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_01: Do you think I was busier this past Christmas or the year before?
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_01: I felt like the year before.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_01: I think you were.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_01: Or like you were more annoyed by the work you were doing or something?
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_01: Mary thinks my boss thinks that we were busier this year, and maybe I was just more like a little bit like used to it and like less stressed.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_01: So I was handling it better.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_01: Whatever.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_01: The point is I'm always busy that time of year.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_01: And I went to Disney with my family because it was like a lose-lose.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I'll have FOMO if I don't go, and they'll be sort of annoyed if I don't go.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_01: And like I'm trying to choose family over like corporate stupid jobs.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, it's not worth it.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_01: But also I was working the entire time.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_01: Like it was I literally was working the entire time.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_01: And my family was patient because they sort of realized that like I shouldn't have come.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, but whatever.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_02: I can't tell you how many times some that exact same like experience has happened to me like on Thanksgiving break or like at Christmas, where it's like you're just stuck to your computer all day working on something because you actually can't take the time off to literally have a vacation.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_01: There's a picture my mom took of me.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_01: I'm holding my nephew, who's also named Angelo, he's basically falling out of my arm because like I'm not gonna have to, yeah.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_01: He's ripped off my magic band.
• 28:39
  unknown: Okay.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_01: And I don't, yeah, but you gotta keep an eye on those things.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_01: They're hard to replace, and it's a huge factor now, which sucks.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_01: Like I I could talk about it forever, but I won't.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_01: Um and I had shaved brows.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm on the phone, being cell phone dad, kid is falling out of my arm, ripping shit off.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_01: I don't even realize, and I'm I'm shaved.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_01: Ugly.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_01: Ugly, ugly, ugly.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_01: But whatever.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_01: I guess it was fine.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_01: I made it work.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_01: But the point is, I tried so hard to get you a gift that wouldn't piss you off.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_01: I scoured every little shop, every little like experience.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_01: Scoured.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_01: But everything, I was like, this will piss them off.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_01: Well, so I did get you.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_01: I'll just tell you, it's a teeny princess crown.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, cute.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's pretty bleak.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_01: Whose crown to find out?
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_01: There's a new princess in town, and it's you.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_01: It's so stupid.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_01: That's so nice.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_01: But now you'll never get it, actually.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_01: Cool, great, thanks.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_01: Uh no, thank you.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_01: I almost was gonna tell you, like when I gave it to you, I was almost gonna tell you to keep it in the like hooky like cardboard thing, so it's extra bleak.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_01: Cause it's spray, like leave collector, yeah.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_01: Leave it like packaged.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_01: But um, maybe one day I'll finally get it here for you.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_01: But truly, like every single thing there would piss you off.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm glad you know that.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_01: Because I was like, I got you a gift, and he's like, Oh, Christmas! And I was like, no, from Dizzy, and he was like, you know, so I knew.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I tried.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_01: I tried so hard.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_01: But but the Teeny Princess crown was the right move.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_01: Next would have been I almost the almost real gift was uh a lightsaber uh water bottle.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_01: But I was like, he's gonna piss get pissed off.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_01: Something about this was gonna bother him about it.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, probably.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_01: Because it was bothering me a little bit.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like because it was girthy.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_01: It was the design, exact design of a lightsaber and it was girthy.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_02: It's like nobody wants that.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_02: The lightsaber toys in general are already too girthy to begin with.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_02: They're already like a little to girthy.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_02: Like in the new Star Wars like media.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_02: We're pro-girth at the Bing Hut de Got.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_02: Of course, yeah, yeah.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_02: Over length.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_02: Some would say.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_02: The lightsabers, episode one, those sabers are skinty.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_02: Those are snatched.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_02: Those that's like the Osempic of Sabers.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_02: You look at like Qui-Gon saber, that thing is fucking.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_02: You got a skinny, you got a skinny saber?
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_02: But it but it's because they were, it was before they were using um like LEDs inside of the sabers for like um practical glow on things.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_02: Everything was just still like, you know, rotoscoped or green screened onto the fucking stick.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_02: So it was skinny.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_02: It was fucking just like a broom handle or whatever.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_02: But now they're all like chunky.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it used to be like a glow stick freeze pop, like a practical thing.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, was it?
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_01: Because I wasn't listening.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_02: But I was like, then I was like, freeze pops.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_02: Glow stick freeze bomb.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_01: Freeze pop.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_02: Freeze pop.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_01: You know what a freeze pop is, right?
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, I know what a freeze pop is.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_02: Freeze pops are for poor people.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's why I didn't know.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, Well, I'm poor.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_02: Well, we've got so much to talk about.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_02: Starting with my pubes.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_02: Pube alert.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_00: This just in those pubes are getting wider.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_01: Well, whiter and wider weirder.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_01: Whiter and weirder.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_01: And whiter?
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_01: That should have been my not whiter.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_01: That's you.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_01: I don't have white pubes.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_02: Not even a single?
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_01: No, I don't think so.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_01: Cool.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_01: Not me either.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_01: Hair down there.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_01: Part two.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_01: It's a hair panty.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_01: Is that a bad thing?
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_01: It's I think white is strange.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_02: Like feminine?
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_02: Kinda.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I don't think width is necessarily a problem.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_02: Although, as I've said on the pod before, I my like pubes go off onto like my legs.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_02: So it's like maybe you have a panty.
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_01: I have more like a circle.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_01: I want to show you a picture, but I don't want to get weird and mad.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_01: My peen's not in it.
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe off camera.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, off-camera.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_01: So that should have been my problem.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, we have a lot to talk about.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_01: Heated rivalry came out.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_02: Heated rivalry came out.
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_02: Drag Race season 18 premiered.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_01: I bought zip ties and nipple pumps.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_01: Diamonds and Boils.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_01: Diamonds and Boils.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_01: Which what is that from?
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_01: Gaga something.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_01: But what Gaga song?
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_01: Tony.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_01: Tony! Oh, right, right, right.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_01: But it was, she was talking about like the toy she was putting in his butt.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but she's Diamonds and Boils.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_01: Um, would you cage your cock and uh would you try any beads?
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_01: Uh no and yes.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_01: To beads?
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_02: No to cage.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, same.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I would like ask someone to cage their cock for me.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_02: I think that could be hot.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_02: That nothing about that isn't isn't interesting to me.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, me either.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_02: Just seems really uncomfortable.
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_02: I don't get it.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_02: Also, like it would the cage would explode.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_01: T, T, T, T, T.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_01: Probably for you too.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_01: Like my birdcage.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_01: Smoke.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_01: I put beads in my ass.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_01: And you have.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_01: And I have.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_02: I have.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_02: There's something about the beads of it all, like, I'm not necessarily.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I have a try it.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_01: That's the reason why I haven't gotten a dildo.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, actually, because I'm like, how do I clean that?
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_01: You like rabbit poops.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_01: Do you boil your dildo?
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_01: Um does it smell like turd soup?
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_01: Your roommate's cooking.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_02: No, you don't need to boil your dildo.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I get if you can boil your dildo, I guess you you could, but I feel like most sex toys, though.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_02: Or can't boil dildo.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_02: Listeners and viewers, I would get a separate pot.
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_02: Well, listeners and viewers, don't boil your dildo, first of all.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_02: See if read the read the instructions and see if it can handle temperatures above a certain uh degree.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe just wash it with soap and warm water.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, maybe.
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_01: If you're like, I'm gonna steam clean it.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm gonna boil my dildo until it's glowing fucking infrarava rock red.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_01: And then that's when it's gone back in, yeah.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_01: Well, should we take a break?
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, talking about it.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_02: I gotta pee really bad.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_02: Um we can gay?
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_02: Nah, we'll say we can gay.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_01: And also we don't always do that.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_01: We break the rules around here.
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_01: We're sort of fluid and loose and kind of um spontaneous.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_01: Well, this is a sort of a spontaneous.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_02: We haven't well, I was like, we didn't do a boy episode, but we did.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_02: It was for Patreon.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_02: We did, we we reviewed your um old your last edition tape.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but like no one's looking at Patreon.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_02: Uh we got to revamp the Patreon.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_02: As we were saying before, we're so thankful for all of our listeners and viewers.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, if you have ever looked at our Patreon and uh if you randomly have joined the Patreon, you will notice that we haven't done anything on it for a really long time.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_02: We're figuring it out, but thank you for bearing with us.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_02: We will we will uh get back to the show.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_01: We're switching to Patriarch.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the patriarchy is join the patriarch.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_01: BRB.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_01: Bye.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_02: No, that that's weird.
• 35:07
  SPEAKER_02: Why is it okay?
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_02: I knew to show you what it's like for the topic.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, now you're geeking out.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_02: That is weird.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_02: Uh why is it going out?
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_02: Why is it becoming underwear?
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_02: The pube situation got is weird.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_01: I told you, see, I wasn't breaking news.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_01: I wasn't just trying to show you my pubes, believe it or not.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_01: I needed someone to weigh a professional to weigh in.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_01: They're getting out there.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_01: It's underwear.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_01: This is the outer limit.
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_01: Now that's a garden panty.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_01: That yes, literally.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_01: Well, and we're back.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_01: Where the hell's my muffin?
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_02: You were saying um you love the phrase I could hear a muffin drop in here.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_01: I do.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_01: Uh Bethany season maybe two.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_01: Coined by Bethany, yeah.
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_01: Coined by Bethany.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_01: She's like trying to sell like her like healthy snacks in like a grocery store, and no one cares about her.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_01: Everyone wants her dad.
• 35:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and they were asking her like where the rotas for chicken is.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, literally.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_01: She was helping.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_01: She's like over there.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_01: I love her in that scene.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_01: It's a great scene.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_01: And she's like, you can hear a muffin drop in here.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_02: She's talking like a bag of chips.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_02: Like no one's.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_01: I think about that all the time.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_01: I really do.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_01: So thank you, Bethany.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_02: We got to get into the latest, the latest and the gaitest.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_02: We got to talk about heated rivalry.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_02: What was your experience with it?
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_02: My experience with it is it is better than it has any right to be.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_02: I actually think that it is good.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_02: There are moments where it's really hot.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_02: There are moments where it's really touching.
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_02: And it looks it's beautiful.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_02: It looks better than uh, I'm sure the budget is.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's really well shot.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_02: It's nice and stylish.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_01: It looks great.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's a few moments I'm not trying to be beautiful and stylish.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's like just already in a nice, composed way.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was like somebody was aware that they needed to fill in the gaps, maybe like budget-wise in certain places.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_02: So they're like, let's make sure this shot is like very beautiful.
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_02: Beautiful.
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_02: That's a cool approach.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_02: Great, great cinematography, um, good directing, great acting.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I really think that the show elevates the source material.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_02: The original book.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_02: I don't even know.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, which is like so crazy that show is written by a straight woman.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_01: What do you think about it?
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's great.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's um really important and it's positive representation for once.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, oh, thank God.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_01: I just think it is really like well done.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's tasteful.
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_01: And like I like the choice of them not making it like too sexually explicit.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you don't as much as I would have loved to seen a little uh to quote you, dick root and uh a bush or a a shadow or a silhouette, I think it's smart that they didn't.
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sure season two will get risque uh or more naughty, but um I thought it was smart of them to have it just be, you know, off-camera mostly, like a butt here and there.
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_01: It was sexy and hot, but like it was very you didn't see anything ever.
• 37:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't think the show would have been any better if it was explicit in its right in in its sex scenes or neutered or more neutered.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_02: What in a little bush or like a silhouette or a something would have been a fun for us.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_02: I guess.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, like it doesn't, it's not that type of show.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_02: It's romantic, it doesn't need to be explicit.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_02: And that's why it was like when Jordan Firstman was wearing in his mouth and saying like it's not accurate representation of gay sex.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_01: I understand like his POV on that.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_01: He's been out for a long, long time.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_01: And when you're closeted or coming out, it's really exciting in a way that like could feel that way.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I I I just thought totally, like, in the world of the show, there was no reason for it to be any any more explicit than it was.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, definitely.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_01: So I again I appreciate that.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_02: So I didn't get like where his critique was even coming from.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_02: It's like, yeah, sure.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_02: Like, does like call him up.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_02: I want to actually know what he's hearing, where he's down.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_02: Jordan?
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I do agree that it is good representation.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_02: I don't necessarily like need my media to be good representation all the time.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_02: Like it's almost not for us, though, Mike.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_02: It's good representation for like other people.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_01: But it's good in the sense that it's like because they're romantic.
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_01: Like, what's the I think it's positive, and this is gonna sound like a little fucked up, but it's nice to see uh love like they're two semi-mask presenting men, and I think that's like a nice baby step, maybe for straight people that are uncomfortable with the subject.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_01: That sounds like offensive, but I don't mean it in that way.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's a positive step in the direction in that like I want my parents to watch it, and that it's like, yes, these are different types of gay men, like it's not as stereotypical, like they're athletes, like it's just a different type of story that very much exists, like you know what I mean.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_01: There are many types of gay people, but I find often like the content we get is leans a little more stereotypical, I think.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe uh maybe I'm not sure.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_01: But I just think it was a powerful story and is watchable for straight people.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_01: It sounds like I hate fams, but I don't because I'm fam.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_02: But you know what I'm saying?
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_02: Kind of kind of.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_02: I I mean to me it's it's really funny because I I view it as like a romance novel.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_02: It's like to me, it's fanfiction.
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_02: Literally, it's like I never went away from it being like, wow, I'm so glad people can see that these types of stories exist.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_02: Like to me, I was like, I don't care.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care what straight people think about gay people, I don't care that this is palatable for for a white audience.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_02: If anything, I find it interesting that it's palatable for a wider audience because it's so erotic.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_02: Like there's something about it being hot for more than just gay guys that actually allows more people to put eyes on it because it's coming from a particular point of view, a female point of view.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_02: Um, yeah, I don't know.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_01: I you're like, I want to show this to my parents, and I'm like, I don't I don't I want to show that to my parents.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_01: I actually texted them both, being like, I think you guys can handle it.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_01: And they didn't respond.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_01: They blocked it.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_01: Because like they I do think it's good for I actually think it's meant for straight people, actually.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_01: And it's written by a woman.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I I just do think it's like just positive representation, and we don't get a ton of that.
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_01: We get more and more of it as people get more comfortable and allow like those stories to be told.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_01: Sad that it even need those need to even be allowed, but like, yeah, we're moving baby steps, like it's just it's good representation.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_02: But I do I read something um where it feels like every decade we have this like thing that reintroduces gayness to like a wider audience where it's like call me by your name, roakback mountain, will and grace, you know, like every decade there's something that like kind of redefines yeah, uh what it is to be gay.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but like for the straight viewer, yeah.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_02: For this for the straight eye, um, queer guys for the straight eye.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_02: Um, which sucks.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_02: Uh we should we should have a whole we should do like a Patreon episode about that.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_02: We should watch that.
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we always have to reintroduce it to to to the majority.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_02: And I think that just highlights the fact that like being gay is always gonna be a minority experience.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_02: It's always gonna be a little bit weird and kind of needs to be translated for people.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_02: I think that's fine, but to me it's not the be-all end-all of gay experience, gay storytelling, because it's not for everybody, you know?
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you know what I mean?
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_01: Definitely not.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_01: It doesn't have to be the beauty.
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it it's never going to be, and it shouldn't be, but acceptance should be by everyone.
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_01: So it's like for that reason, you know.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_02: No, I mean, I'm not even interested in being accepted by straight people.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, obviously, like having rights and having them be legally protected is would be is great.
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_02: It would be great for everybody.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_03: But fuck them.
• 42:09
  unknown: Yeah.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_02: But like beyond that, I don't I don't need my experience to be uh understood by straight people, you know what I mean?
• 42:19
  SPEAKER_02: Like I think, like, yes, there are certain things that maybe would bring people closer together if they if they got it, but there's certain things that they won't get and can't.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_02: So to me, it's not necessary all the time.
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm somewhere in the middle.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_01: I see both sides, but I want my parents to watch it.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_01: They won't.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_01: I'm curious what they would think.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_01: Well, like, my mom sort of annoyed me over the holidays because there was this girl who like was our neighbor and grew up sort of with like she was my oldest sister Bianca's best friend, and she was sort of weird, but like fine and fun.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_01: And then she became a crying Christian who was very vocal about like hating gay people, kind of on Facebook when that era of like you would really blast your opinion out.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_01: Uh which went away and now it's back.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's back.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_01: Uh it's back in trend.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so she sort of hates gay people and thinks it's a sin because she's like again a crying Christian, and like I hate her and like think she's awful, and sort of loopy into range because she's out there.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's a you have to be you have to be crazy to post on Facebook to begin with.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_01: So literally, and so like her house burnt down or something, something bad happened, and maybe I said like, I don't know, maybe it's karma, which is like mean, but my mom was like, Why?
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, Because she hates gay people, and that sort of happened, but then she also was like trying to like maybe give her money or something, and I sort of was like frustrated and annoyed because I was like, Why are you like giving this person who's really homophobic, yeah, outwardly homophobic?
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_01: Like, why are you supporting them?
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_01: I know that and I and I guess I mostly felt bad for saying that because I'm like, do what you want ultimately.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, if do like I get it, like it's you know, you can compartmentalize, but.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_01: But sure, I feel bad or guilty for like maybe saying something that like would prevent my mom from like helping someone else out.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_01: But the whole point is that like it sucks that I was in that situation.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_01: Like I don't want to have to say that or like talk about that.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to have to feel bad for that reason.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm like, she fucking hates gay people.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_01: So it's like kind of annoying that you would like wanna help this person out.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_01: Because like your son is a track queen.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_01: I totally get it.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_01: And like it's just your nephew's a trans man, like you know, yeah.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_01: And the common link is you and your brother.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_01: So do the math there.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you know what I mean?
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_01: It's just like fuck that too.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_01: It's like I felt I didn't want to feel bad.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_01: And that's why I ultimately was like, literally do what you want.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_01: Like, maybe do give her money.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_01: I don't fucking know.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_01: That sucks that her house burnt down.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_01: I just was mostly annoyed that I had to even have that like feeling.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_02: Right, because it wasn't front of mind for her to be like, let me defend my queer children and relatives and blah blah blah blah.
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I think both of us experience things like that.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe it's by nature of like coming out late in life or something, or maybe being a little uncomfortable in our coming out processes, so we didn't like demand our parents be super supportive.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_02: Like growing up with maybe homophobic parents.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_02: Well, your mom's like been in the theater.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but at the same time, it's like, I don't know if I've ever even heard my parents say the word gay.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_02: Like, so you know, I don't really know.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'm lucky in the sense that we've never had any conflict around it, right?
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_02: But it does that's not the same thing as like being at the front of the pride parade, you know what I mean?
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_02: Um it's always funny to see how and what parents will show up for or go to bat for when you're sort of the town faggot overlooked uh special needs child.
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_02: Special needs in the sense of like maybe you need a little bit different kind of parental care.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_01: But that's why like those sort of good stories, I don't know, just like that scene where the mom is sort of like, I'm sorry if I ever made it like not a safe space for you to come out.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_01: And he instead of saying like, don't apologize, he said I forgive you type of thing.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_01: Like it just was like, you don't see that often.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you know, and I'm and I don't necessarily need that from my parents, right?
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_01: But it was nice to see.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_01: It was just like a different, I don't know, yeah, view, like experience.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_01: I get that.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_01: I get that which I thought was cool, sweet, um, and sweet and important.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_01: And um, yeah, I got a little misty-eyed when it was the Russian few times, yeah.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_01: Uh when the Russians said I love you in Russian, I was like, ooh, grall! Yeah, and then obviously the like uh make out scene on the ice to that song is so fun.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_02: Well, okay, now we gotta get into it.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_01: Also making Jiffy Pop and burning your mom with it.
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_02: I thought that was gonna be something else.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_02: It was like, okay, George.
• 46:44
  SPEAKER_02: No, it's fully Jiffy Pop.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_02: Uh well then we gotta get into it because it's like, okay, the the show is structured in a in a sort of interesting way because there's parallel storylines going on.
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_01: I know, and I'm like, can we drag it now?
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, please.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, please, please, yeah, yeah.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_02: Um we already gave it, it's already got the yeah, TBCC uh um seal of approval.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_02: It's better than it has any right to be.
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_01: The TBCC stamp of approval.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's a couch, it's a steamed cow couch, like steam it.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_01: Oh beautiful.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_02: Steam it in.
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, it there's some, there are some there's some uh mistakes, mistake he's made along the way.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_02: It's corny as well.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_02: Corny as hell because it's corny.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_01: I I could the first two episodes I almost ditched.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_02: After the first two, I was like, I got what I need, I love it, go off, and I'm like, I'm bored.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_02: Every 10 minutes, the clunkiest line of dialogue will drag you face first out of the story.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_02: It'll be like, oh yeah, it's cringerella.
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_02: It's cringerella climbing.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_02: Starting with, I know this is a sports thing, but calling each other by their last names.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, the minute I clocked that, I was like, was this written by a woman?
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_02: I just was like, that's not a gay thing.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, even if it is a sports thing, no gay person would like write a story where they're calling each other by their last name.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_01: That was really forced and unrealistic.
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_01: And I know sports culture in that sense, like, but you know what would have happened is that they have nicknames.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_01: They wouldn't be saying full like Hollander.
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like that type of shit.
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_01: Hollander.
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_01: Hollander.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_01: What's the other thing?
• 48:05
  SPEAKER_02: Rosanoff.
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_01: Rosinoff is even worse.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_02: Like Rosen and Rosie a couple times, right?
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_02: That's what they get.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_02: Rosie or Holly.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_01: Holly or Rosie.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_01: Holly and Rosie are like our new daddy.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, our new our new podcast, actually.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_01: Holly and Rosie.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_01: Um, this is seated rivalry.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_01: This is uh yeah.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_01: And I also said like pleated rivalry.
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_01: It's like Catholic school, it's a girls.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_01: But then you were like office pleats, yeah.
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_01: Love a khaki pleat.
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_02: So yeah, that's the parody that's coming soon.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_02: There's something so fanficky about uh calling each other by their last names.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, that is not that's not okay.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_02: That's not gay and that's not okay.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_01: Well, one thing she is like my sister's sort of a hockey head because like her.
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_01: We have kids play hockey, yeah.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_01: And like like uh she's a full hockey mom.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_01: It's like kind of embarrassing.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_01: She's a puck buddy.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's gone crazy.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_01: And she's she knows it.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, you should see me at the rink.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I have, and that's why I don't go.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_01: She's on the Zamboni.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, literally.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_01: Um she's like, it is such a homophobic sport.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_01: Like, truly, like, it's just like really toxic.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe that one's extra.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_01: Even sports where all the guys are gay are homophobic because like no one's allowed to talk about it.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so I appreciate the sentiment.
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_01: Or maybe my sister did.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_01: She was like, I want to be the straight woman who's writing this.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_01: I don't care.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_02: I don't mind the same woman who wrote it.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_02: I just wish that they didn't call each other by their last names in a way that felt clunky and stupid.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_01: It's like dial it back a little bit.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_02: Rosenov.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_02: Rose Hollander.
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_01: That was brutal.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_01: And so yeah, it's boring.
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_01: Episode two, I almost fled town, but then the bottle-up does save the day and it makes you kind of it carries you through the rest, I think.
• 49:37
  SPEAKER_01: But the bottle again?
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_01: Uh Kip and like oh the hot guy.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_01: That that was where I almost ejected.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_01: See, that made me latch on.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_01: Weird.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_01: Which was really cringe, but it was something different.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, okay, at least things are changing.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I was like, how where's this going with these two?
• 49:54
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, I'm like snooze fest.
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I sort of calling each other by their last names, like, didn't feel gay, but then like it's super gay to have your coming out be like preempted by another another gay couple.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_02: Like they would that is so like relatable, so annoying.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_02: But like they're like, what the hell?
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_01: That is so annoying.
• 50:13
  SPEAKER_01: But in like a fun way.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_01: Um but the way they timed it out, I they did kind of hit it home with that, like the pace of it, like that bottle up was a thing, and then they to like choose to not have them come back until like almost the end.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_01: Was like a moment.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, okay, work, work, bitch.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and that was like emo and and cute.
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_01: But um I hate Kip.
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_01: Kip is the barista.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_02: Well, we said this.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_02: It was like they they really whiffed it with the casting on that one because it should have been me.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_02: It should have been anyone who was like slightly unconventionally attractive.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_02: Like I it lost me again.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so so my- I hated his gay face.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_02: He had a really like crazy gay face.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_02: I actually I really didn't like the Kip been, what's his name?
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_02: Astro.
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_02: But I didn't like that episode.
• 50:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 50:57
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't like that episode because me either.
• 50:59
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't like it, but it just changed things up for me.
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_02: For a couple reasons.
• 51:02
  SPEAKER_02: One was like, so that when they went to the art gallery and he was uncomfortable about like being seen in public with a guy because he wasn't out.
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_02: That I got, and I was like, that feels realistic.
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_02: But there was so much stuff in that episode and just in the show in general, where I was like, I don't feel like this is how athletes would be acting.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_02: Athletes are very crazy.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_02: Like they're very particular about all kinds of stuff, they're super focused, they're super like driven, kind of obsessive.
• 51:27
  SPEAKER_02: And I just feel like there were certain things that could have potentially generated more drama if they had leaned slightly more into like the sports psychology and less into the gay psychology.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it would have been more interesting.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_02: Kind of hard to pinpoint, but I just feel like there are a couple missed opportunities where it was like, this doesn't feel like how an Olympic level athlete would be like dealing with this particular situation.
• 51:47
  SPEAKER_02: Like it might have been a little bit more like internal and lonely some of the time.
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_02: Because I feel like they're very much like in their own heads, especially if they're closeted, they'd be like going through, they just would be like, you know, processing a lot of stuff.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he wouldn't have made those moves because like Kip was like, is this really happening?
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you know, it's sort of like, or maybe she was ready.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe she's ready.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe maybe it was the banana that kept dropping in the smoothie.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_02: Well, okay, I hated that episode, but but I mostly hated that episode because the casting of the dad.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_02: The casting of the dad.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_02: The casting of the dad, which I also, in retrospect, I feel like no, it's it's not me to play the dad.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_02: It was like that, I feel like they shot all of those scenes from like across the room because they were like, this isn't working.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_02: We can't get too close, something's not adding up.
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_02: Because I feel like the dad was like the same age as Kip.
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_02: He just happened to be bald, and he was like, My baby, boy, that's not Canadian budget coming through.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_00: My baby, boy, my baby, baby, boy, boy.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_00: I love you, boy.
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_00: My baby.
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_02: At least that was Cream Dirella Cloud.
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_02: No offense to the actress who worked so hard and made the beautiful show, but that was a mistake.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_01: Beautiful gowns, beautiful show.
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_02: Beautiful gowns.
• 52:52
  SPEAKER_02: That's a mistake.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_02: It was distracting.
• 52:54
  SPEAKER_01: That was brutal because I hate, you know what I hate when like I can you can sniff out obvious, like, we're subverting expectation.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_01: And that, like, hey, this gay guy's dad is so supportive and cool and like a little foodie.
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_01: You know, it's like, I hate that shit.
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_01: Just like how I I kind of hated the writing for the friends.
• 53:14
  SPEAKER_01: That was very like, ooh, I don't know.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_01: I just could feel the words off the page.
• 53:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 53:19
  SPEAKER_02: There's also that episode was also tough because it's set in New York.
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_02: And it was like, no, it's not.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_02: That ain't New York, girl.
• 53:27
  SPEAKER_02: That ain't New York.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_02: The bar they're in.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, this isn't New York.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_02: When he's running down the street to the smoothie.
• 53:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, this is not New York.
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_02: Even the smooth dad's apartment isn't New York.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_02: I was just like, this is not guys, come on.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_02: It doesn't have to be New York.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_02: Just call it, just say it's Montreal.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_02: Just say it's in Canada.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_02: Jesus Christ.
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_02: That was that was funny.
• 53:43
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but yeah, the bad.
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_01: But I want Kip Dad because I'm jealous.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_01: I should be.
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_01: Like anytime there's like a pretty gay, like pretty face, boy, pretty bar.
• 53:49
  SPEAKER_02: It's very vain and jealous.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_01: Um vain and jealous.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, I could play the pretty bar.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_01: Come on.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_02: But I might just to me, I thought it was um, I I wasn't able to suspend my disbelief that far to be like, this is an Olympic level athlete who's also like a uh a super attractive model who runs into a smoothie barista who's also a super attractive model.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_02: They immediately fall in love and he changes his entire life for him because their connection is so profound.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_02: That was a little too fairy tale for me, where I'm like, I get it, I get like the escalation, it's so beautiful and fun, and it's the fantasy, like yada yada.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_02: But we all know what those first boyfriends do together.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely, but it's like, where's when does the other shoe drop?
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_02: Like I'm waiting for that drama, which is easy to hope.
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_02: I hope I hope it develops that way because that would be kind of realistic and relatable.
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_02: Where it's like, maybe things aren't as cracked up to be when it's the first time you're blah blah blah.
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_02: But I was like, it would have been way cooler if the if Kip was just like a little bit nerdier, a little less built, a little less cut, a little less perfect.
• 54:47
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, he was a bad actor.
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_01: He wasn't very good.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, girl.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_01: I'm glad you booked I'm jealous, but go off.
• 54:53
  SPEAKER_01: Uh you were the worst actor in the show.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_01: I think as bad as the dad.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_01: The dad was pulling it off.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_01: No, the writing was brutal.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_01: Brutalia.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_01: Brutalia.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_01: Like he was pulling that off.
• 55:05
  SPEAKER_02: Not for me, girl.
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_02: The subvertive Expect Expecto Patronum.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 55:12
  SPEAKER_01: What's your patronum?
• 55:14
  SPEAKER_01: A whale.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_01: 19 cows blasting out of my wand.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_01: My wand.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_02: My wand.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_02: My wound.
• 55:21
  SPEAKER_02: Um so yeah, I that episode uh it uh even though it did take me out, I I was not enjoying a lot of parts of it.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_02: I thought it was a little bit forced.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_02: It still was like, you know, okay.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm a little moving at the end.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_02: The whole thing was uh exciting and fun and entertaining.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_02: My other main note about the show is like the way they deal with time starting to get a little mushroom.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_02: No one needed it.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_02: No one needed it.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, okay, I get it.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_02: They're they're they're trying to show that like this thing is built up over years and years and years until like they've both grown and changed enough to finally like face it and be honest with each other and express their their love and be and start to be open about it.
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_02: But it was like we went through like we we went through like four years and in five minutes in one episode where it was like I just it was distracting.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_01: Every episode could have been.
• 56:13
  SPEAKER_01: No, I hate that shit.
• 56:14
  SPEAKER_01: And I you actually maybe I've told you in the past, like I like linear story storytelling.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_01: Like it rarely works for me, or like ads when you jump around.
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_01: Like you really, it really needs to affect the plot if you're playing with time.
• 56:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like well they they weren't jumping around, they were just jumping forward, just like four episodes before every year.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, it just was they went back in time once, I think, and it was like, okay, Saturday.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_01: I oh I think you're right.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_01: They did.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they did.
• 56:38
  SPEAKER_01: It just it was distracting.
• 56:40
  SPEAKER_01: And it did not add, you didn't need to know.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_01: It's like actually, you don't need to know.
• 56:43
  SPEAKER_01: It could have been cut in half.
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_01: Nine years.
• 56:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 56:45
  SPEAKER_01: They could have just did it like once in a while.
• 56:47
  SPEAKER_01: How many years was it?
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_01: Was it eight years?
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_01: Was it seven years?
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_01: Like it was an hour.
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_01: It was over the course of an hour.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_01: Um no one knows.
• 56:55
  SPEAKER_02: Like you could have gotten the same that you could have gotten the same feeling without ever having referenced it at all.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_02: Like they the way that they the uh the actors played it, like you always got that feeling of like they're missing each other or they're not getting what they want, or if they just said something different, it would be different.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe, maybe eventually they'll figure it out.
• 57:13
  SPEAKER_02: Like you got that without like the 2014, 2015.
• 57:16
  SPEAKER_02: Didn't mean anything.
• 57:17
  SPEAKER_02: 2016.
• 57:17
  SPEAKER_01: It was like maybe that's for like your debs and your anges.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_01: Like like the timestamp really made it feel like um to me.
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_02: The only thing about it was like I'm red.
• 57:25
  SPEAKER_02: I know you're you're you're a little flushed.
• 57:26
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe it's the the Celsius?
• 57:28
  SPEAKER_02: Tequila Celsius?
• 57:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, maybe.
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I haven't been having carbs.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe it's like uh something in there.
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_01: Um cow flour?
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking fragrant.
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_01: Notes of manure.
• 57:42
  SPEAKER_01: I want to use cake flour one day.
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_01: Anyways, go on.
• 57:46
  SPEAKER_01: Like on your face?
• 57:47
  SPEAKER_01: No, like baking something.
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_01: You know they make cake flour?
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_01: Wow, that's so cool.
• 57:51
  SPEAKER_01: Switch to cake flour.
• 57:52
  SPEAKER_01: Better than all purpose.
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_01: Better than all purpose.
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you were saying maybe the Debs and the Anges need it.
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_02: That they need like the timestamp.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe that would make them horny on our.
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_02: I think the only reason why they had the the time was so it was like they could get Should I be a scoreboard for Halloween?
• 58:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 58:06
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, continue.
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_02: So they could get Hollander to be rich enough to have a cat have a cottage where it was like they need to have like enough of a career progression to bank enough money to be able to like build a cottage.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, that's it needed to be like eight years of paychecks.
• 58:23
  SPEAKER_00: I think sure.
• 58:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_02: Again, it was like we didn't need that.
• 58:26
  SPEAKER_02: You just we just believe that athletes are rich.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_01: I love when people were like, well, you're not on Twitter X, but like people were like, that was not a cottage.
• 58:32
  SPEAKER_01: No, yeah.
• 58:32
  SPEAKER_01: But but like apparently it's Canadian to call like anything by like a like front a cottage.
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_01: Well cool.
• 58:37
  SPEAKER_01: You call it a cottage, it's Canadian.
• 58:38
  SPEAKER_01: Good for them.
• 58:39
  SPEAKER_01: Uh good for them.
• 58:40
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, we we're gonna get to this because like one, I want to know who you think was the hottest out of the four.
• 58:45
  SPEAKER_01: Kipp's boyfriend to me.
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_02: I think movie.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_02: To me, Shane is the hottest.
• 58:51
  SPEAKER_01: I thought that, and then now, like in this press junkin, I kind of am so turned off by him in like a way that's like visceral.
• 58:57
  SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
• 58:58
  SPEAKER_01: I think I'm a little jealous.
• 58:59
  SPEAKER_01: You absolutely are.
• 59:00
  SPEAKER_02: From the the skyrocket to fame is like beautiful and well, that's what I was gonna say too, where it's like we haven't seen something like this happen before except for Chapel Rome.
• 59:10
  SPEAKER_02: Um except for Chapel Rome.
• 59:14
  SPEAKER_01: Keep that in, keep that in.
• 59:15
  SPEAKER_01: Uh and Princess Diana, like I don't know.
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah, chaps, big chaps.
• 59:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, big chaps and and the and the heated rivalry boys.
• 59:23
  SPEAKER_02: It's like literal overnight fame.
• 59:26
  SPEAKER_02: So in a way that is like pretty crazy.
• 59:29
  SPEAKER_01: So yeah, it's out of control because it's like breaking records on like HBO for like viewing hours or whatever.
• 59:36
  SPEAKER_01: Go off.
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, but like, so Hudson, the guy who plays Hudson Williams?
• 59:42
  SPEAKER_01: Is that I think that's his name.
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_01: He's pretty zany and kooky and silly in a really hetero way.
• 59:49
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I kind of believe that he might be straight.
• 59:51
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I know he's like bi by curious, like whatever.
• 59:53
  SPEAKER_01: I actually don't know P for pandering.
• 59:55
  SPEAKER_02: I actually don't know where we landed with their sexuality.
• 59:57
  SPEAKER_02: I know we're not supposed to talk about a little bit more.
• 59:58
  SPEAKER_01: What's his face is definitely gay?
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_01: Connor Story.
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_01: Connor Story is gay.
• 1:00:01
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:00:02
  SPEAKER_01: And the other guy is bi.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_01: And Connor Story is bi.
• 1:00:07
  SPEAKER_01: Somehow they have the same name.
• 1:00:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 1:00:08
  SPEAKER_01: Now.
• 1:00:09
  SPEAKER_01: Uh no, but Hudson.
• 1:00:11
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
• 1:00:11
  SPEAKER_01: Uh Hudson is uh P for pandering, but like bi curious or dropping hints, but I guess mostly also straight.
• 1:00:20
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I guess.
• 1:00:20
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 1:00:21
  SPEAKER_01: He's coming off a straight based on his douche the douchebaggery of it all.
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_01: Because lately I'm just like, ew, yes, I'm jealous by the skyrocket to fame, but I'm like, and I think a lot of gays are.
• 1:00:32
  SPEAKER_01: At least I can like, at least I can say, when I'm jealous, I try to say out loud, I'm a little jealous.
• 1:00:37
  SPEAKER_01: There are so many faggots that are like read dragging these boys.
• 1:00:40
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, maybe you're just fucking jealous.
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_01: You know?
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:00:43
  SPEAKER_01: He's getting cornate in a way that's like stressing me out because he's too much of a loose canon.
• 1:00:47
  SPEAKER_01: Like he says silly ass shit that's like, what is he gonna do next?
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_01: Vibes.
• 1:00:51
  SPEAKER_00: And it's like, he has a gun!
• 1:00:52
  SPEAKER_01: He has a gun.
• 1:00:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:00:54
  SPEAKER_01: Uh but Connor Story, who like was harder and crazy in Russian, like in the show, a better actor, which like you know, was clear to me.
• 1:01:02
  SPEAKER_02: Although it's still like definitely he does a lot more heavy lifting, it's a it's a way harder part, the accent work, the language of it all.
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, he does an amazing, amazing job.
• 1:01:10
  SPEAKER_02: Poor Hudson.
• 1:01:12
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's just not it's a hard.
• 1:01:13
  SPEAKER_02: He's doing the doing the best he can with the writing.
• 1:01:15
  SPEAKER_02: The writing is fuck off.
• 1:01:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you asshole.
• 1:01:19
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck off.
• 1:01:20
  SPEAKER_02: You asshole.
• 1:01:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's pretty much fuck off.
• 1:01:24
  SPEAKER_02: Asshole.
• 1:01:25
  SPEAKER_02: It's like that.
• 1:01:25
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that has got to be so he pulls it off.
• 1:01:29
  SPEAKER_01: He definitely get through that.
• 1:01:31
  SPEAKER_01: Kip is the worst to me.
• 1:01:32
  SPEAKER_01: Like he that character, Chain Hudson, like whatever.
• 1:01:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he pulls it off.
• 1:01:36
  SPEAKER_01: It's believable enough.
• 1:01:37
  SPEAKER_01: Because again, the writing's brutal, but he carries it.
• 1:01:39
  SPEAKER_01: It's fine, it works.
• 1:01:40
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, but the Russian guy, he Connor Story, I think, is the most talented, and maybe the other 40-year-old, like the old guy who looks like Goofy Movie.
• 1:01:48
  SPEAKER_01: Who's the hottest?
• 1:01:49
  SPEAKER_01: He's at all.
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_01: He's old.
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_01: He's 40.
• 1:01:51
  SPEAKER_01: He's the oldest.
• 1:01:51
  SPEAKER_02: They're all like 24.
• 1:01:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:53
  SPEAKER_02: Well, but he's so hot to me.
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_02: He's way hotter to me off camera than on camera for some reason.
• 1:01:57
  SPEAKER_02: Like all of his press stuff.
• 1:01:58
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, okay, cool, cool, cool.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_01: See, I'm liking him on camera.
• 1:02:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'm liking both.
• 1:02:01
  SPEAKER_01: Until someone was like Goofy Movie.
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_01: And but then I was also like, I was like, actually, I'm still fucking hot.
• 1:02:07
  SPEAKER_01: Um, because you know me, I'm a rock fan.
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_01: Um oh, so Connor Story I think is really uh has been really endearing and humble and like cute, yeah, and like gracious and like I don't know, just really likable.
• 1:02:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:02:19
  SPEAKER_01: And then Hudson, I'm like, you seem like a fucking, you're coming off so dude, it's getting worse and worse and worse.
• 1:02:24
  SPEAKER_01: And like, you're becoming a coke head by the minute.
• 1:02:28
  SPEAKER_02: Well, so you know how Connor Story's like YouTube videos when he was like a kid got like viral found and viral, whatever.
• 1:02:35
  SPEAKER_01: I hope for me, like what?
• 1:02:37
  SPEAKER_01: Some of my treats in the past, like might come back.
• 1:02:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, uh, definitely.
• 1:02:41
  SPEAKER_01: Justice for Amora.
• 1:02:43
  SPEAKER_02: Well, do check it out.
• 1:02:44
  SPEAKER_02: The same thing must have been happening for Hudson because my YouTube fed me a bunch of his like sketches from college.
• 1:02:51
  SPEAKER_02: He was doing like all comedy.
• 1:02:53
  SPEAKER_02: He was like doing all funny, weird, zany stuff.
• 1:02:58
  SPEAKER_02: And I think that's just like at his core, he wants to be a funny guy.
• 1:03:02
  SPEAKER_02: Or he's love because he's gay and silly and like doesn't have a nine-inch cock.
• 1:03:06
  SPEAKER_01: No, not not Connor, Hudson.
• 1:03:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:09
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:03:09
  SPEAKER_01: So that's why I feel like he's I don't think he's trying to be something he's not.
• 1:03:13
  SPEAKER_01: I think he is out there and like silly and weird.
• 1:03:15
  SPEAKER_01: He's a weird guy.
• 1:03:15
  SPEAKER_01: I think at his core he's a he's he's a weird guy.
• 1:03:17
  SPEAKER_02: He's a goofer.
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_01: He's a he's he's definitely and you know I I appreciate a goofer down, like goofer down, goofer out.
• 1:03:25
  SPEAKER_01: That's my sign-off.
• 1:03:25
  SPEAKER_01: Uh the new secrets out.
• 1:03:27
  SPEAKER_01: Goofer out, secrets out.
• 1:03:30
  SPEAKER_02: Secrets to be out.
• 1:03:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:03:32
  SPEAKER_02: I love you know that video of Britney Spears realizing that uh Ryan Secret isn't gay.
• 1:03:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:03:37
  SPEAKER_02: He's like, Yeah, you know, I'm just hanging out with my girlfriend.
• 1:03:39
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, She's like basically logging to camera.
• 1:03:43
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, Yeah, she is.
• 1:03:46
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, Oh, okay, we gotta talk about that too.
• 1:03:49
  SPEAKER_01: There's so much! There's so much.
• 1:03:51
  SPEAKER_01: We this is gonna be a nine-hour episode.
• 1:03:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_02: We'll cut it cut it down, cut it down.
• 1:03:54
  SPEAKER_02: Um it's the it's the it's the media catch-up of 2026.
• 1:03:57
  SPEAKER_02: So yeah, I think he's um I think maybe at his core he wants to be maybe a little funnier than he actually is, or he is finding his comedic voice, or he that's where he wants to be, and it's maybe not fully landing.
• 1:04:10
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but we'll see.
• 1:04:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he I think they'll both someone's gonna reign him in.
• 1:04:14
  SPEAKER_01: I just wanted to settle down.
• 1:04:14
  SPEAKER_01: Like a little bit of humility, a tiny drop.
• 1:04:17
  SPEAKER_01: Please.
• 1:04:18
  SPEAKER_01: It's it's really chic to do that.
• 1:04:20
  SPEAKER_01: Like a little totally, yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:21
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, especially nowadays.
• 1:04:23
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I you know, I thought it was fine that they were at the um at the globes, but uh everyone needed powder at the globes.
• 1:04:31
  SPEAKER_01: Apparently it was really hot.
• 1:04:32
  SPEAKER_01: They kept like saying it was sweaty, and I was like, everyone needs powder.
• 1:04:35
  SPEAKER_02: I said this when we were watching Drag Race last week or whatever.
• 1:04:38
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, I just want them to like not do anything other than the show for like the next three years.
• 1:04:42
  SPEAKER_02: Like no guest appearances, no cameos, no other roles, no funny things, no Marvel movies.
• 1:04:48
  SPEAKER_02: Just like just focus on this show.
• 1:04:50
  SPEAKER_02: Please make this like good for the time that you're doing it, and like honor the fact that you like were cast in the right project, you did a great job, you really connected with people, and just lean into it until it runs its course and then blow up.
• 1:05:03
  SPEAKER_02: Please, because it's like it would be so frustrating and sad if season two is a it sucks because like everything has changed.
• 1:05:13
  SPEAKER_01: There's my jealousy coming out.
• 1:05:14
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
• 1:05:15
  SPEAKER_01: I it season two will be great, and then three will be like a dumpster fire.
• 1:05:18
  SPEAKER_02: To me, it would be it would be so cool and fresh if they were just like, we're just focusing on this for for the time being.
• 1:05:22
  SPEAKER_02: Like, we love the show, we're so grateful.
• 1:05:24
  SPEAKER_02: And like that's it.
• 1:05:25
  SPEAKER_01: And I kind of think they have to be.
• 1:05:26
  SPEAKER_01: I think someone's smart enough to lock them in in a weird contract soon because they sign on for three seasons, so I think it's happening.
• 1:05:33
  SPEAKER_01: I think you're like predicting the what's going to happen.
• 1:05:36
  SPEAKER_01: Good.
• 1:05:36
  SPEAKER_01: But I do like Hudson.
• 1:05:37
  SPEAKER_01: I think he's cool, and I like probably, yeah, I like anyone who's a little out there because he's definitely out there.
• 1:05:42
  SPEAKER_01: He's weird.
• 1:05:43
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm just like one click, sweetie.
• 1:05:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, one click down like tone it out.
• 1:05:48
  SPEAKER_01: I mean they both are kind of annoying to me, uh you know, in all the press stuff.
• 1:05:52
  SPEAKER_01: I love Connor.
• 1:05:53
  SPEAKER_01: I think he's like he's he's handling it beautifully.
• 1:05:55
  SPEAKER_01: He's handling okay beautifully.
• 1:05:58
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, but like considering I I would have expected the opposite.
• 1:06:01
  SPEAKER_02: I gotta know how tall they are.
• 1:06:03
  SPEAKER_02: They look tiny.
• 1:06:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:06:05
  SPEAKER_02: I also think Connor's shorter than Shane.
• 1:06:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:07
  SPEAKER_01: But also, and people are like, Shane is beefing up.
• 1:06:11
  SPEAKER_01: Because Connor, I guess, is really busy with he actually he's doing other projects.
• 1:06:15
  SPEAKER_01: So it's over.
• 1:06:16
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but he's like hasn't had a time to work out, and I'm like, uh, it's dressing me out.
• 1:06:20
  SPEAKER_01: Like, also their friendship is stressing me out.
• 1:06:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:06:23
  SPEAKER_01: It's like two map like mega stars blasted into six like the sky.
• 1:06:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:06:27
  SPEAKER_01: And and someone's gonna get hurt.
• 1:06:28
  SPEAKER_01: And just the whole thing feels feels fraught.
• 1:06:30
  SPEAKER_02: Um that's why they gotta take it really easy.
• 1:06:32
  SPEAKER_02: He really easy.
• 1:06:33
  SPEAKER_02: Uh well, any final country thoughts on final heated rivalry because we got a lot more to get to, girl.
• 1:06:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, true.
• 1:06:39
  SPEAKER_01: Well, the whole point of that was that like um someone recently asked Hudson on the carpet about like the cottage, and he, you know, he's quick-ish, but it's usually a weird, uncomfortable answer.
• 1:06:50
  SPEAKER_01: I wish he said something.
• 1:06:52
  SPEAKER_01: I it's kind of pointless because I don't know what the question is, but I wish he said the cottage is AI.
• 1:06:56
  SPEAKER_01: Because he was like, or was AI, you know, that was his chance.
• 1:07:00
  SPEAKER_01: But it's kind of pointless because I don't know the question.
• 1:07:02
  SPEAKER_02: And when you're imagining a response you wish he had said, yeah, girl, you gotta take it off.
• 1:07:07
  SPEAKER_01: Take a break from this.
• 1:07:08
  SPEAKER_01: Get off that.
• 1:07:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:09
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 1:07:09
  SPEAKER_01: I need to.
• 1:07:10
  SPEAKER_01: I need to.
• 1:07:12
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, come on, these roles are popping up.
• 1:07:14
  SPEAKER_01: I'm getting back into acting.
• 1:07:15
  SPEAKER_01: Come on.
• 1:07:16
  SPEAKER_01: Go for it.
• 1:07:16
  SPEAKER_01: You need to.
• 1:07:17
  SPEAKER_01: This is double hockey sticks.
• 1:07:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:07:22
  SPEAKER_01: Anyways, did you watch the globes?
• 1:07:23
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 1:07:24
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I did because I remembered I had cable.
• 1:07:26
  SPEAKER_01: I have an extensive cable package, and I'm like, wait, why am I paying for this?
• 1:07:30
  SPEAKER_01: But I do watch the globes because like aren't the globes on network TV?
• 1:07:33
  SPEAKER_02: Uh what does that mean?
• 1:07:34
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you don't need cable to watch network TV.
• 1:07:36
  SPEAKER_01: You need cable.
• 1:07:37
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:07:38
  SPEAKER_01: You need an antenna.
• 1:07:38
  SPEAKER_01: You need yeah, you need something.
• 1:07:39
  SPEAKER_02: You need some package that I can do.
• 1:07:42
  SPEAKER_02: CBS?
• 1:07:42
  SPEAKER_02: Then that's channel two.
• 1:07:44
  SPEAKER_02: That's like you just need an antenna.
• 1:07:45
  unknown: Oh, wow.
• 1:07:48
  SPEAKER_01: Well.
• 1:07:48
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm paying for it.
• 1:07:49
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm paying for something.
• 1:07:50
  SPEAKER_01: I'm paying for a lot of antennas accidentally.
• 1:07:53
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't care about TV.
• 1:07:54
  SPEAKER_01: And that's why I literally forgot I have like whatever, uh surround sound.
• 1:07:58
  SPEAKER_01: Paying for surround sound.
• 1:07:59
  SPEAKER_01: You do?
• 1:08:00
  SPEAKER_00: Pay for it.
• 1:08:01
  SPEAKER_00: Don't have it.
• 1:08:01
  SPEAKER_01: I'm paying for monthly surround sound.
• 1:08:03
  SPEAKER_01: It's crazy.
• 1:08:03
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't think it works like that.
• 1:08:06
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:08:07
  SPEAKER_01: Um but I did watch Globes.
• 1:08:09
  SPEAKER_01: Everyone was sweaty, needed a pow, pow, pow.
• 1:08:11
  SPEAKER_01: I don't care about the globes.
• 1:08:11
  SPEAKER_01: No offense.
• 1:08:12
  SPEAKER_01: I know, but really quick, Kylie Jenner knocked the girls out.
• 1:08:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, she looks amazing.
• 1:08:15
  SPEAKER_02: Slayed.
• 1:08:16
  SPEAKER_02: I love it.
• 1:08:16
  SPEAKER_02: I loved all the fashion.
• 1:08:17
  SPEAKER_02: It's great.
• 1:08:17
  SPEAKER_02: I love a plus one.
• 1:08:18
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care about the goal.
• 1:08:19
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care about the globes because it's egot.
• 1:08:21
  SPEAKER_02: It's not eggot.
• 1:08:22
  SPEAKER_02: It's not two G's.
• 1:08:23
  SPEAKER_02: It's just one.
• 1:08:24
  SPEAKER_02: It's just Grammy.
• 1:08:25
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:26
  SPEAKER_00: No one cares about the globes.
• 1:08:28
  SPEAKER_01: You get a steak dinner.
• 1:08:30
  SPEAKER_01: Eggot.
• 1:08:31
  SPEAKER_01: Eggot, you get a steak.
• 1:08:32
  SPEAKER_01: You get steaks.
• 1:08:33
  SPEAKER_01: Hot, hot steaks.
• 1:08:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, you get a sizzling.
• 1:08:35
  SPEAKER_01: You get a hot steak.
• 1:08:37
  SPEAKER_01: She looks great.
• 1:08:38
  SPEAKER_01: They little the butter.
• 1:08:39
  SPEAKER_01: My New Year's resolution resolution is to fry a steak and like spoon butter onto it.
• 1:08:45
  SPEAKER_01: And also, have I said this before?
• 1:08:48
  SPEAKER_01: So it's that, you know, the influencer like spoon the butter onto the steak that's sizzling and rub a piece of toast with garlic.
• 1:08:54
  SPEAKER_01: Like a piece of garlic, like these are very achievable goals.
• 1:08:58
  SPEAKER_01: You would think it's hard to get there.
• 1:09:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, another year goes by.
• 1:09:01
  SPEAKER_01: Basically, you I don't want to be pretentious.
• 1:09:04
  SPEAKER_01: I need to like have the lifestyle that would match those things.
• 1:09:06
  SPEAKER_01: You know?
• 1:09:07
  SPEAKER_01: Like rubbing a piece of garlic on toast before you like make something.
• 1:09:12
  SPEAKER_01: The goal.
• 1:09:13
  SPEAKER_01: The goal.
• 1:09:13
  SPEAKER_01: The goal.
• 1:09:14
  SPEAKER_01: It's happening.
• 1:09:14
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna manifest that.
• 1:09:15
  SPEAKER_01: I think you can.
• 1:09:16
  SPEAKER_01: We should have a new segment called Manifest That.
• 1:09:18
  SPEAKER_01: Manifest that.
• 1:09:18
  SPEAKER_01: What a next one, you know?
• 1:09:19
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:09:19
  SPEAKER_01: For our guests.
• 1:09:20
  SPEAKER_01: And we're like, what do you want to happen?
• 1:09:24
  SPEAKER_01: Anywho, Kylie knocked the girls out.
• 1:09:26
  SPEAKER_01: She looks great.
• 1:09:27
  SPEAKER_01: I love her.
• 1:09:29
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 1:09:30
  SPEAKER_01: And I I kind of like her and Shao.
• 1:09:31
  SPEAKER_01: I'm into it.
• 1:09:32
  SPEAKER_01: Shao Moody.
• 1:09:33
  SPEAKER_01: I'm into it.
• 1:09:33
  SPEAKER_02: I don't feel a huge connection there, but I like that they're together.
• 1:09:37
  SPEAKER_01: It's a power couple.
• 1:09:38
  SPEAKER_01: It's cool.
• 1:09:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's cool.
• 1:09:40
  SPEAKER_01: I think they're in love, and it's been three years.
• 1:09:42
  SPEAKER_01: Curveball.
• 1:09:42
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking Kendall, have you seen this?
• 1:09:44
  SPEAKER_01: Kendall has been saying that Accutane made her nose smaller.
• 1:09:47
  SPEAKER_01: You know, which I'm like.
• 1:09:50
  SPEAKER_01: Girl.
• 1:09:50
  SPEAKER_01: Should I try it?
• 1:09:51
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 1:09:51
  SPEAKER_01: Girl, it's the biggest girl of 2026.
• 1:09:54
  SPEAKER_01: Because like she's saying she had no plastic surgery.
• 1:09:56
  SPEAKER_01: And it's like, why, girl?
• 1:09:57
  SPEAKER_01: You were the real one.
• 1:09:58
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, Kylie was a real one, and then she quickly ditched that because her mom made her.
• 1:10:01
  SPEAKER_01: But like Kendall, like her brand for the last few years was like, I'm the most chill.
• 1:10:05
  SPEAKER_01: I have a lot of work done.
• 1:10:06
  SPEAKER_01: She's had a ton of work done.
• 1:10:08
  SPEAKER_01: She's had a brow lift.
• 1:10:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:10:09
  SPEAKER_01: Check.
• 1:10:10
  SPEAKER_01: She's had she's her lips have been blasted to the gods.
• 1:10:13
  SPEAKER_01: Check.
• 1:10:14
  SPEAKER_01: And she's had a subtle rhinoplasty.
• 1:10:16
  SPEAKER_01: Hello, everyone in that family has had a subtle rhinoplasty.
• 1:10:19
  SPEAKER_01: Who cares?
• 1:10:20
  SPEAKER_01: Who cares?
• 1:10:21
  SPEAKER_01: It's cooled.
• 1:10:22
  SPEAKER_01: But she has she went on record and being like, My nose, I know this sounds crazy, but it's like a TikTok trend.
• 1:10:26
  SPEAKER_01: Look it up.
• 1:10:26
  SPEAKER_01: Agutine makes your nose smaller.
• 1:10:28
  SPEAKER_01: Girl, everyone got everyone in your family, including Kim, everyone got a little, everyone got a little shave off.
• 1:10:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:10:34
  SPEAKER_01: And it's subtle and beautiful.
• 1:10:35
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, actually, just say, like, I'm a great, I'm I'm great at curating the doctors.
• 1:10:40
  SPEAKER_01: You know?
• 1:10:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:10:40
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, own that.
• 1:10:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:10:42
  SPEAKER_01: They never will.
• 1:10:43
  SPEAKER_01: Ever.
• 1:10:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:10:43
  SPEAKER_01: At least Bella Hadib was like, I kind of regret my nose job.
• 1:10:47
  SPEAKER_01: I think I could have grown into it.
• 1:10:48
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, okay, work.
• 1:10:49
  SPEAKER_01: Respect.
• 1:10:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:10:50
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna play Anakin.
• 1:10:54
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what that means.
• 1:10:54
  SPEAKER_01: Bella?
• 1:10:55
  SPEAKER_01: Bella?
• 1:10:56
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
• 1:10:56
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 1:10:57
  SPEAKER_01: Like, she deserves a role.
• 1:10:58
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna play Anakin.
• 1:10:58
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna play the best that.
• 1:11:00
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna be playing Panda in a post.
• 1:11:05
  SPEAKER_01: Um, wow.
• 1:11:06
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why I said that.
• 1:11:08
  SPEAKER_01: But like somehow I want to see her in a pod racer with a bowl cut.
• 1:11:11
  SPEAKER_01: They're gonna revamp it.
• 1:11:12
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna revamp it.
• 1:11:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, reboot episode one.
• 1:11:16
  SPEAKER_01: Reboot that.
• 1:11:19
  SPEAKER_01: I'm hammered.
• 1:11:20
  SPEAKER_01: I need to slow down.
• 1:11:20
  SPEAKER_01: I'm so validated by like your reaction to my pubes.
• 1:11:24
  SPEAKER_01: They were scary.
• 1:11:25
  SPEAKER_01: I'm so validated.
• 1:11:26
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
• 1:11:27
  SPEAKER_02: Shocking even.
• 1:11:28
  SPEAKER_02: Um, okay, uh, as I said, we were talking about Winona before.
• 1:11:31
  SPEAKER_02: Tell me why, tell me why.
• 1:11:33
  SPEAKER_02: If in my one life, I watched the finale of Stranger Things.
• 1:11:37
  SPEAKER_01: Tell me why.
• 1:11:38
  SPEAKER_01: Because I was gonna, well, first of all, I texted you the feminine urge to just tune in for the series finale.
• 1:11:44
  SPEAKER_01: And you're like, yeah, but you're like, I'm doing it.
• 1:11:46
  SPEAKER_01: Because I knew, I knew my fucking nipples grew into cocks, and I knew that like you were fucking.
• 1:11:53
  SPEAKER_01: I I wanted to, and then because you did, I almost that I think that's why I didn't.
• 1:11:57
  SPEAKER_01: You didn't need to.
• 1:11:58
  SPEAKER_01: Because I was like, she's got it covered.
• 1:11:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's got that uh stand-up spot.
• 1:12:01
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you know, I got that on that's your segment.
• 1:12:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:04
  SPEAKER_02: Go on.
• 1:12:04
  SPEAKER_02: Um you would think that Stranger Things would be my jam because it's like, you know, a retro referential period piece.
• 1:12:12
  SPEAKER_02: It's about horror and fantasy and sci-fi, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:12:14
  SPEAKER_02: The jingle's cunt, like all the above.
• 1:12:16
  SPEAKER_02: The jiggles cunt?
• 1:12:17
  SPEAKER_02: The jingle.
• 1:12:18
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 1:12:19
  SPEAKER_02: The song.
• 1:12:19
  SPEAKER_02: The jiggle is cunt.
• 1:12:21
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, who's jiggling?
• 1:12:22
  SPEAKER_02: Vecna?
• 1:12:24
  SPEAKER_02: Um Vecna's Trans.
• 1:12:26
  SPEAKER_02: Uh snatched in this season, apparently.
• 1:12:29
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, got that waist middle down.
• 1:12:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:12:31
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but uh, I didn't even I never even finished watching the first season when when it came out, and it was a huge, you know, big hit for Netflix or whatever.
• 1:12:36
  SPEAKER_02: I It's been 20 years.
• 1:12:38
  SPEAKER_01: It's brutal.
• 1:12:39
  SPEAKER_01: I saw like a handful of season one, I don't know, through whoever, maybe it was Sarah, maybe it was Pat, and I appreciated it.
• 1:12:46
  SPEAKER_01: Again, the intro song, the opening's cunt.
• 1:12:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:12:49
  SPEAKER_01: That is huge for me.
• 1:12:50
  SPEAKER_01: Great.
• 1:12:51
  SPEAKER_01: And I liked what was going on then.
• 1:12:52
  SPEAKER_01: Besides Renona, she sort of revealed herself as being a bad actor then.
• 1:12:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:12:56
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and then so I dropped off because I was like, I don't care.
• 1:12:59
  SPEAKER_01: But then Pat started to binge watch, like, I saw the like Kate Bush running up the hill vibes, which is a great scene.
• 1:13:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but okay, uh, we were to I I I feel like maybe I was texting you about this where I was like, they use it again.
• 1:13:11
  SPEAKER_02: They but but even like aside from that, like there has never been a single thing from the show that has broken through to like the like mainstream audiences other than running up the hill, right?
• 1:13:23
  SPEAKER_02: And nothing even happens, she's just running like up the hill.
• 1:13:26
  SPEAKER_02: Basically, yeah, it's like the it just was like a good song in the show.
• 1:13:31
  SPEAKER_02: It was like it wasn't like genius, you know, it wasn't it wasn't like fucking uh, you know, the end of of succession where you figure out who's gonna be the new boss or whatever.
• 1:13:41
  SPEAKER_02: It wasn't like a fucking big reveal from from breaking bad.
• 1:13:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it wasn't like is big Kara gonna end up with big.
• 1:13:46
  SPEAKER_02: It wasn't like a moment, it just was like it just like it was something that happened.
• 1:13:48
  SPEAKER_01: But it was a good scene that apparently that season was slow and kind of bad, and then that like really hammered it home.
• 1:13:52
  SPEAKER_00: She's literally just running up a hill.
• 1:13:53
  SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, but like the montage is kind of kind.
• 1:13:55
  SPEAKER_01: Kinda.
• 1:13:56
  SPEAKER_01: My 9,000-inch pubes went forward towards the TV a little bit.
• 1:14:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:01
  SPEAKER_01: Because like I did feel like the montage was hot.
• 1:14:03
  SPEAKER_01: And then, like, even hot off the breath.
• 1:14:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, watching this uh finale, I was like, it's not a single thing in here that's like anyone's gonna be talking about anything.
• 1:14:12
  SPEAKER_02: Nothing happened.
• 1:14:13
  SPEAKER_02: Nothing.
• 1:14:13
  SPEAKER_02: I think I said what a good point.
• 1:14:15
  SPEAKER_01: Nothing happened, no cultural impact whatsoever.
• 1:14:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, like what like well she had waffles one time, like her teeny uh 11 flying into a mouth of like some big figure.
• 1:14:27
  SPEAKER_01: I loved it.
• 1:14:27
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, this is culture.
• 1:14:29
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
• 1:14:31
  SPEAKER_02: Every single meme about her like landing on the sand, like mean mugging like the entire season and being like, We should both be here for Halloween with like a low bun.
• 1:14:40
  SPEAKER_01: I know, I know.
• 1:14:43
  SPEAKER_01: It's like literally that brutal she makes that face the entire time.
• 1:14:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's like that girl.
• 1:14:47
  SPEAKER_01: She's really unlikable.
• 1:14:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, uh, unfortunately, but like um almost like has like re-earned respect or something, like redeemed herself.
• 1:14:54
  SPEAKER_01: She just sort of like plowed ahead.
• 1:14:55
  SPEAKER_01: And she was like, Yeah, the writing fucking blows.
• 1:14:57
  SPEAKER_01: I want to get out of here.
• 1:14:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, actually, she calls her.
• 1:14:58
  SPEAKER_01: She said that a couple times.
• 1:14:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's like, I'm out.
• 1:15:00
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, I wish I'm like, wait, maybe you're onto something.
• 1:15:05
  SPEAKER_02: But you know, uh Mike, the the main kid is a horrible actor.
• 1:15:10
  SPEAKER_02: I pretend you're Mike.
• 1:15:11
  SPEAKER_02: Horrible actor.
• 1:15:12
  SPEAKER_01: I live, I don't know that he is, but I believe you because like terrible, of course.
• 1:15:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 1:15:16
  SPEAKER_01: But like, you know what I mean?
• 1:15:17
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I pretend you're Mike, and I'm well.
• 1:15:21
  SPEAKER_01: I'm William!
• 1:15:23
  SPEAKER_02: Scary.
• 1:15:24
  SPEAKER_01: I knew that haircut.
• 1:15:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was just not bull.
• 1:15:27
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, it was uh I watched it, I was like, okay, I guess I watched that.
• 1:15:30
  SPEAKER_02: Um super long.
• 1:15:31
  SPEAKER_02: Again, nothing happens.
• 1:15:32
  SPEAKER_02: They they fight.
• 1:15:33
  SPEAKER_01: How does she get tiny and fly into the mouth?
• 1:15:35
  SPEAKER_01: She's not tiny, the thing is just really big.
• 1:15:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but it's really big.
• 1:15:40
  SPEAKER_01: Was that fully CGI, that little like version?
• 1:15:42
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sure.
• 1:15:45
  SPEAKER_01: And then she goes into the belly, which happens to be a beach.
• 1:15:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's a sandy, it's there.
• 1:15:49
  SPEAKER_02: She she flies inside the the throat, the throat tussey of a monster from other dimensions.
• 1:15:57
  SPEAKER_02: She flies in and lands on a the the flattest ground you've ever seen.
• 1:16:00
  SPEAKER_02: And this thing the guy inhales a seed.
• 1:16:02
  SPEAKER_02: The monster is is uh fighting the rest of the cast.
• 1:16:05
  SPEAKER_02: He's running around and using its giant spider legs to stomp on people and getting flamethrowered and whatever.
• 1:16:09
  SPEAKER_02: And she's just like standing there, like on a level, on level ground covered in sand.
• 1:16:13
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, Yeah, basically.
• 1:16:15
  SPEAKER_02: Would you say the guy inhales a seed?
• 1:16:17
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 1:16:18
  SPEAKER_02: If you want, yes, yeah.
• 1:16:19
  SPEAKER_02: The guy inhales a seed.
• 1:16:20
  SPEAKER_02: Based on what I saw, inhaled a seed.
• 1:16:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:22
  SPEAKER_02: He's like, I think I'm fine.
• 1:16:23
  SPEAKER_02: And then she fights Vecna and they they fly around.
• 1:16:26
  SPEAKER_02: And then and then fucking Winona Ryder decapitates Vecna.
• 1:16:29
  SPEAKER_02: She's the one who got who beats him.
• 1:16:30
  SPEAKER_02: Good.
• 1:16:31
  SPEAKER_02: And then everyone was like, I guess so, sure.
• 1:16:33
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, Don't fuck with my family.
• 1:16:35
  SPEAKER_02: It was like, I don't think anyone needed that.
• 1:16:37
  SPEAKER_01: It's like someone decapitate her.
• 1:16:40
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know people are saying they severe they severely um diminish her role after her being on fucking psychedelics or some crazy, crazy drug during that award?
• 1:16:51
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, really?
• 1:16:52
  SPEAKER_01: They said like after that, they sort of really chopped her role.
• 1:16:54
  SPEAKER_02: Well, the cast is enormous.
• 1:16:56
  SPEAKER_02: There's so many fucking characters.
• 1:16:58
  SPEAKER_02: It's like, who cares about these people?
• 1:17:00
  SPEAKER_02: There was like a whole extended, like the older teens are on like the a rooftop, like in the epilogue where they're all like, wow, it's really crazy to be back here.
• 1:17:07
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I don't give a shit.
• 1:17:08
  SPEAKER_00: But anyway, why did they have to like also get I never watched the show on Saturday?
• 1:17:11
  SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
• 1:17:12
  SPEAKER_00: But I could tell.
• 1:17:12
  SPEAKER_01: But why did they have to like put like manila folders of memories like into like or DVDs onto like a shelf?
• 1:17:17
  SPEAKER_01: What was going on there?
• 1:17:18
  SPEAKER_01: I have no idea what you're talking about.
• 1:17:19
  SPEAKER_01: I saw a scene of people being like emotional and putting like something like that.
• 1:17:23
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, they were putting their their um D binders, their their like game binders back on the shelf.
• 1:17:28
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, they were like binders where they would like write about their DD games.
• 1:17:32
  SPEAKER_02: Like, what the fuck is DD?
• 1:17:34
  SPEAKER_01: Dungeons and Dragons.
• 1:17:35
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, not for everyone.
• 1:17:36
  SPEAKER_01: DD is something else for some New Englanders, okay?
• 1:17:39
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Dunkin' Donuts?
• 1:17:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:17:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:17:42
  SPEAKER_01: DD.
• 1:17:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, DD.
• 1:17:44
  SPEAKER_01: Duncan and Donuts?
• 1:17:48
  SPEAKER_02: So I think that's how this is.
• 1:17:50
  SPEAKER_02: I think that's how the show started.
• 1:17:52
  SPEAKER_02: The main group of kids, they played Dungeons and Dragons because they're like loser outsiders.
• 1:17:56
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you're right.
• 1:17:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so they were putting it back on the show.
• 1:17:59
  SPEAKER_01: The promise is like binders exist.
• 1:18:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, binders exist.
• 1:18:02
  SPEAKER_01: Binders are our time.
• 1:18:03
  SPEAKER_01: In the 80s, they they exist.
• 1:18:05
  SPEAKER_01: They're everlasting.
• 1:18:08
  SPEAKER_01: See, yeah, I saw something.
• 1:18:09
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, wow, I think DVTs are like.
• 1:18:11
  SPEAKER_01: Why is everyone getting this horrible acting moment of like mainly Mike?
• 1:18:14
  SPEAKER_01: Unearned.
• 1:18:14
  SPEAKER_01: It was completely unearned.
• 1:18:15
  SPEAKER_01: Mainly Mike slash Eo being like, he made the choices there.
• 1:18:21
  SPEAKER_01: He's like, you know?
• 1:18:24
  SPEAKER_03: It was that.
• 1:18:28
  SPEAKER_01: You're just a seed.
• 1:18:34
  SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
• 1:18:35
  SPEAKER_02: Who cares?
• 1:18:36
  SPEAKER_02: Who cares?
• 1:18:36
  SPEAKER_01: I need to see the type of thing.
• 1:18:38
  SPEAKER_01: Just like you need to see Wiccan Knight part for bad.
• 1:18:40
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 1:18:40
  SPEAKER_02: No, you definitely do not need to see Stranger Things.
• 1:18:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, that is, I don't know.
• 1:18:44
  SPEAKER_02: Again, I I think I was sick.
• 1:18:45
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, I might as well put this on.
• 1:18:46
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, I didn't need I was sick in the head for sure.
• 1:18:49
  SPEAKER_02: Um, not necessary.
• 1:18:51
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I have fucking swine flu.
• 1:18:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:18:53
  SPEAKER_02: Now more than ever I need to watch this.
• 1:18:55
  SPEAKER_02: Wasted my precious hours in my one life.
• 1:18:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:18:59
  SPEAKER_03: She was like, no.
• 1:19:06
  SPEAKER_01: It's over.
• 1:19:07
  SPEAKER_01: Right?
• 1:19:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:19:08
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, you gotta dry it.
• 1:19:09
  SPEAKER_01: You gotta kids, you gotta dry it.
• 1:19:13
  SPEAKER_00: Mike.
• 1:19:14
  unknown: Becca.
• 1:19:16
  SPEAKER_00: Becca.
• 1:19:17
  unknown: Becca.
• 1:19:17
  SPEAKER_02: I was pretending that his name was Becca.
• 1:19:20
  SPEAKER_00: It should be.
• 1:19:21
  SPEAKER_02: There's like 1100 other kids in the show.
• 1:19:23
  SPEAKER_02: There's like the younger kids are there, like everyone's little sibling has a role now.
• 1:19:26
  SPEAKER_01: Holly, like, schools the kids and does like the whole show's around her, and she was a recast, and people are mad.
• 1:19:31
  SPEAKER_01: They're like, why are no one cares about Holly.
• 1:19:35
  SPEAKER_01: Nobody cares about anything that they're doing.
• 1:19:36
  SPEAKER_01: None of it makes any sense.
• 1:19:38
  SPEAKER_01: The duffers.
• 1:19:39
  SPEAKER_01: Get them out of here.
• 1:19:40
  SPEAKER_01: Get them out.
• 1:19:41
  SPEAKER_01: Bye.
• 1:19:41
  SPEAKER_01: Get one on off my screen.
• 1:19:43
  SPEAKER_01: Should we take a break?
• 1:19:43
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 1:19:44
  SPEAKER_01: Let's take a little break.
• 1:19:44
  SPEAKER_01: Bye.
• 1:19:52
  SPEAKER_01: I put a little powder on because I was getting so red.
• 1:19:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, flush, flush a.
• 1:19:56
  SPEAKER_01: Which never happens to me.
• 1:19:57
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's because I'm off carbs.
• 1:19:59
  SPEAKER_01: Um low carb.
• 1:20:00
  SPEAKER_01: Everyone, people are like sounding off.
• 1:20:02
  SPEAKER_01: I wish.
• 1:20:03
  SPEAKER_01: They're like, tequila has carbs, honey.
• 1:20:05
  SPEAKER_01: I'm low carb.
• 1:20:06
  SPEAKER_01: There's not enough carbs in it.
• 1:20:07
  SPEAKER_01: A little bit, yeah.
• 1:20:08
  SPEAKER_01: Why would there be carbs in tequila?
• 1:20:10
  SPEAKER_01: A lot uh there's carbs in a lot of things.
• 1:20:13
  SPEAKER_01: That's why I I don't I don't drink beer or wine.
• 1:20:15
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not giving up my clears, my liquors.
• 1:20:18
  SPEAKER_01: But I have to unfortunately have a lot of white claw in between.
• 1:20:22
  SPEAKER_01: And if you ever see me with a white claw, she's dieting.
• 1:20:26
  SPEAKER_01: I'm dieting.
• 1:20:26
  SPEAKER_01: Because like, you know, my whole like MO is like no malt liquor in 2026, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21.
• 1:20:33
  SPEAKER_01: Oh speaking.
• 1:20:34
  SPEAKER_01: I thought she took her shirt off.
• 1:20:35
  SPEAKER_02: I'm saying little hotsi tatsu.
• 1:20:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:20:37
  SPEAKER_02: Because my face is like blasting Vecna's pussy.
• 1:20:40
  SPEAKER_01: Um why has no one done a Vecna drag number to running up the hill?
• 1:20:44
  SPEAKER_01: Before they have.
• 1:20:45
  SPEAKER_01: Running up the hill.
• 1:20:46
  SPEAKER_01: But like I had that idea before.
• 1:20:47
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe people have done it.
• 1:20:50
  SPEAKER_02: What's so amazing about having ideas that you never do is that it doesn't matter.
• 1:20:53
  SPEAKER_02: I know, but I do have ideas.
• 1:20:55
  SPEAKER_02: I have ideas.
• 1:20:57
  SPEAKER_02: I have ideas.
• 1:20:58
  SPEAKER_02: Um let's talk drag race.
• 1:20:59
  SPEAKER_02: Uh season 18 premiere.
• 1:21:01
  SPEAKER_02: Season 18.
• 1:21:01
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I want to talk about season 18.
• 1:21:03
  SPEAKER_02: What about season 19?
• 1:21:04
  SPEAKER_02: I want to talk about season 19, and I want to talk about ginger minge, old ginger minge.
• 1:21:08
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 1:21:09
  SPEAKER_01: I hate ginger so much that it's hard for me to like care.
• 1:21:12
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I like the drama around her, but I'm like, Is it because she's ugly?
• 1:21:16
  SPEAKER_02: No, to me, it's like I just, you know, everybody always says like Ginger is an amazing host.
• 1:21:20
  SPEAKER_02: When you see her drag race live in Vegas, it's like incredible.
• 1:21:23
  SPEAKER_02: She she's she's a great singer, she's a great performer, she's great in the mic, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:21:26
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like she has, she does have a fan base and a following in their biggest.
• 1:21:29
  SPEAKER_02: She is talented in like a theatrical sort of like Broadway kind of way.
• 1:21:32
  SPEAKER_02: And she just, she should have just shut the fuck up.
• 1:21:35
  SPEAKER_02: You can't prove to people that you're cooler than they think you are.
• 1:21:40
  SPEAKER_02: Like it doesn't work that way.
• 1:21:41
  SPEAKER_02: It's like the show was rigged in her favor to win.
• 1:21:44
  SPEAKER_02: They had decided she was going to be their winner.
• 1:21:46
  SPEAKER_02: She got what she wanted, and she just needed to be silent about it.
• 1:21:49
  unknown: I know.
• 1:21:50
  SPEAKER_01: You all actually were like uh kind of feeling bad for that because it's like she didn't ask to necessarily be like Yeah, she wasn't like, you know what I mean?
• 1:21:59
  SPEAKER_02: It's not it's me.
• 1:22:00
  SPEAKER_01: Like it's not like great to experience that and have it be so transparent and have the whole fan base sort of hate on you that kind of sucks mostly for her, but like then she lies and is bad and sucks and lost weight and is still kind of unattractive.
• 1:22:14
  SPEAKER_01: She's better fat.
• 1:22:15
  SPEAKER_01: Fat girls should exist.
• 1:22:17
  SPEAKER_01: Like, make it beautiful, like too many thin people.
• 1:22:20
  SPEAKER_01: It's so funny how everyone is like the COVID vaccine was like, there hasn't been enough research.
• 1:22:27
  SPEAKER_02: And Ozempic is like me.
• 1:22:29
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 1:22:31
  SPEAKER_02: So fucking the worst.
• 1:22:33
  SPEAKER_02: It's the same thing with fucking ice right now, where it's like, I just saw some meme that was like, you know, uh, how dare people should force me to show proof of vaccination?
• 1:22:41
  SPEAKER_02: Now it's like, oh, I need to have my my passport on me at all times to prove I'm a citizen.
• 1:22:45
  SPEAKER_02: It's like people pick and choose what they what makes sense to them and what they care about.
• 1:22:49
  SPEAKER_02: And people will bend over backwards and tie themselves into knots believing the the lie that they want to believe.
• 1:22:55
  SPEAKER_02: Where it's like, yeah, the vaccine is is uh evil.
• 1:22:58
  SPEAKER_02: There hasn't been enough research.
• 1:23:02
  SPEAKER_01: No one questions like the research on Ozempic, which has not been around very long either, but like the vaccine, it's so funny.
• 1:23:09
  SPEAKER_01: So stupid.
• 1:23:10
  SPEAKER_01: It's it's the worst.
• 1:23:11
  SPEAKER_01: Everyone's like, well, yeah, fucking hell.
• 1:23:14
  SPEAKER_02: And the truth is sometimes helpful science happens quickly.
• 1:23:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know what?
• 1:23:19
  SPEAKER_02: The vaccine happened fast, and thank God it did.
• 1:23:21
  SPEAKER_02: Because it had to.
• 1:23:21
  SPEAKER_02: And Ozempik happened fast, and thank God it did.
• 1:23:24
  SPEAKER_02: Because it had to.
• 1:23:25
  SPEAKER_01: And I hate when like like I'm not even like a science head, but like I hate like someone died because of the vaccine.
• 1:23:33
  SPEAKER_01: And it's like, no, no, no, no.
• 1:23:35
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe because of whatever, like predisposed whatever.
• 1:23:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:23:38
  SPEAKER_01: But like, you gotta look at numbers, actually.
• 1:23:40
  SPEAKER_01: Unfortunately, yeah, in life, I had a I have to I learned that the hard way.
• 1:23:44
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 1:23:45
  SPEAKER_01: But like, you know what I mean?
• 1:23:46
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, like, numbers don't lie.
• 1:23:47
  SPEAKER_01: Like, if the vaccine killed people, you wouldn't see it.
• 1:23:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you'd see the numbers.
• 1:23:52
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:23:52
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, any you can't like be a blip on a like uh in the galaxy when like and call it a thing.
• 1:23:57
  SPEAKER_02: The galaxy's in Orion's belt.
• 1:23:59
  SPEAKER_02: Men in black.
• 1:24:01
  SPEAKER_02: I never saw.
• 1:24:02
  SPEAKER_01: But like love, I love, I love a belt.
• 1:24:08
  SPEAKER_01: Do you like a man uh a man belt?
• 1:24:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:24:11
  SPEAKER_01: Sometimes I used to put on belts, and Sam Tagger was like, I don't like the belt.
• 1:24:14
  SPEAKER_01: About himself?
• 1:24:14
  SPEAKER_01: No, about my belt.
• 1:24:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, well.
• 1:24:16
  SPEAKER_01: Or like, I don't know, or I'd try to put a belt on him.
• 1:24:19
  SPEAKER_01: It's getting weird.
• 1:24:21
  SPEAKER_01: You sleep and you wake up and I belt my friends.
• 1:24:26
  SPEAKER_02: In a way, I belt my friends.
• 1:24:27
  SPEAKER_01: You know.
• 1:24:28
  SPEAKER_02: In the sense that I put belts on my friends, I am I guess I'm belting my friends.
• 1:24:31
  SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm belting my friends.
• 1:24:33
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not not cinching my friends.
• 1:24:36
  SPEAKER_02: Um what else?
• 1:24:38
  SPEAKER_02: The uh season 18.
• 1:24:39
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, Ginger.
• 1:24:40
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, Ginger.
• 1:24:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you look better fat.
• 1:24:43
  SPEAKER_02: You look better fat.
• 1:24:44
  SPEAKER_02: She shrunk her wigs down.
• 1:24:45
  SPEAKER_02: I think she has smaller hair, it's everything's more balanced.
• 1:24:48
  SPEAKER_02: I think she's she's finding a look that works for her.
• 1:24:50
  SPEAKER_02: I'm happy with her.
• 1:24:51
  SPEAKER_02: Her body, her choice, she can do whatever she wants.
• 1:24:53
  SPEAKER_02: If she likes the way she looks, she likes the way she looks.
• 1:24:54
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
• 1:24:55
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I just wish she had the uh the the strength to shut the fuck up.
• 1:25:03
  SPEAKER_02: Or she had people around her who would force her to shut the fuck up and it doesn't seem like she's gonna be like, Yeah, go away.
• 1:25:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:25:08
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but not to go super throwback, deep cut OG, but uh P of the Wii.
• 1:25:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:25:17
  SPEAKER_01: My pet peeve lately we've been talking about how like drag queens like in drag makeup, because I I got there because I was thinking of Ginger's ugly face, um, unfortunately.
• 1:25:27
  SPEAKER_01: And uh she's gorgeous, whatever.
• 1:25:29
  SPEAKER_01: But lately I've just been so aware of like queens that put on makeup and it's like, are you making yourself prettier?
• 1:25:36
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think so.
• 1:25:37
  SPEAKER_01: You're not.
• 1:25:37
  SPEAKER_01: You're doing like the tutorial, you're doing something, and it's not making you prettier.
• 1:25:42
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:25:42
  SPEAKER_01: If you're a semi-attractive boy, there's no reason why you should be an ugly woman.
• 1:25:46
  SPEAKER_01: Should not be, yeah, you there's no reason why you should be an ugly woman and should not be a much prettier woman than compared to your boy self.
• 1:25:52
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:25:52
  SPEAKER_01: If you're semi-attractive as a male, yeah.
• 1:25:54
  SPEAKER_01: What is going on?
• 1:25:56
  SPEAKER_01: I've been seeing it more than ever.
• 1:25:57
  SPEAKER_01: Something's not right.
• 1:25:58
  SPEAKER_01: And it that is my biggest pet peeve.
• 1:26:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:26:00
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, stop, zoom out.
• 1:26:02
  SPEAKER_01: What is going on?
• 1:26:03
  SPEAKER_01: You're putting on makeup, you should not be getting uglier.
• 1:26:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:26:07
  SPEAKER_01: It happens to a lot of people.
• 1:26:09
  SPEAKER_01: And I blame social media.
• 1:26:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:26:12
  SPEAKER_01: Tutorials.
• 1:26:13
  SPEAKER_01: Drag is saturated.
• 1:26:14
  SPEAKER_01: I'm out of here.
• 1:26:15
  SPEAKER_01: You fade away.
• 1:26:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, crossfade.
• 1:26:18
  SPEAKER_01: Meow.
• 1:26:18
  SPEAKER_01: Um my arm look smaller.
• 1:26:23
  SPEAKER_01: No, but in a Madonna way, because I'm dieting.
• 1:26:24
  SPEAKER_01: They're eating.
• 1:26:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they look like my body's eating my your arms look exactly like Madonna's.
• 1:26:28
  SPEAKER_01: No, but my body's eating my arms.
• 1:26:30
  SPEAKER_01: And belly.
• 1:26:32
  SPEAKER_01: Soon.
• 1:26:34
  SPEAKER_01: Season 18, premiered.
• 1:26:35
  SPEAKER_01: How are we feeling about it?
• 1:26:36
  SPEAKER_01: It feels fun and good.
• 1:26:38
  SPEAKER_02: I think it it's cool that it broke broke records.
• 1:26:41
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I I watched something recently that said that that was actually somewhat misleading.
• 1:26:46
  SPEAKER_02: Of course.
• 1:26:47
  SPEAKER_02: Because the way they were like calculating it was taking into account like several different metrics, and it added up to something that like made it seem like it was more than the previous year, but in reality, the overall viewership has been declining ever since season nine.
• 1:27:02
  SPEAKER_01: I don't believe that.
• 1:27:03
  SPEAKER_01: You're but no offense, your spoilers and weird like intel towards Drag Race is always wrong.
• 1:27:09
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's not.
• 1:27:10
  SPEAKER_02: No, it is a little bit.
• 1:27:11
  SPEAKER_02: I knew who exactly was gonna win last season.
• 1:27:12
  SPEAKER_02: I knew what the top I knew what the uh elimination order was, and I watched the whole thing because it doesn't matter.
• 1:27:16
  SPEAKER_02: It's crazy that you get those.
• 1:27:17
  SPEAKER_02: I have an elimination order for this season, too.
• 1:27:19
  SPEAKER_02: I know who the top three is.
• 1:27:21
  SPEAKER_02: Tell me.
• 1:27:24
  SPEAKER_02: And really?
• 1:27:28
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 1:27:30
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 1:27:31
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, interesting.
• 1:27:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, isn't that weird?
• 1:27:33
  SPEAKER_01: You'd think they'd call me because of like the success of like literally.
• 1:27:38
  SPEAKER_01: No, like like people are responding to her well, and it's like that's a different kind of crunchy, like off kilter.
• 1:27:44
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, they so over it decided.
• 1:27:46
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I don't know, whatever.
• 1:27:47
  SPEAKER_01: It's the I don't know if I believe that.
• 1:27:49
  SPEAKER_01: I I find you see, I want to believe you, but I do find your spoilers to be wrong often.
• 1:27:54
  SPEAKER_01: What what give me an example?
• 1:27:55
  SPEAKER_01: I don't remember.
• 1:27:56
  SPEAKER_01: I I I delete that I gotta save space for other things.
• 1:27:58
  SPEAKER_02: I have a lot of theories.
• 1:28:00
  SPEAKER_02: Where I'll say something we're gonna prove that person search when?
• 1:28:02
  SPEAKER_02: When what give me an example?
• 1:28:03
  SPEAKER_02: I delete it.
• 1:28:04
  SPEAKER_01: I gotta save stuff for like, I don't know.
• 1:28:06
  SPEAKER_01: I've been on track, I've been on point for for d years.
• 1:28:09
  SPEAKER_01: I've been on point for years.
• 1:28:10
  SPEAKER_01: I hate that you look it up, but I understand because I'm the same kind of way in that like I'm like telling.
• 1:28:15
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's tell me it, or like I'll watch the series for once you see the seams, it doesn't it's not fun anymore, it doesn't matter.
• 1:28:21
  SPEAKER_02: It's just like, oh, okay, they did that because this person's going all the way to the end.
• 1:28:24
  SPEAKER_02: Got it.
• 1:28:25
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, take a mental note that like he's saying I'm cutting this.
• 1:28:28
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to spoil it for people.
• 1:28:29
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:28:30
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 1:28:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:28:30
  SPEAKER_01: Or I'll bleep it out.
• 1:28:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:28:32
  SPEAKER_01: But like so I can redo later.
• 1:28:36
  SPEAKER_01: I'm really hoping it's not.
• 1:28:38
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe she'll grow on me.
• 1:28:39
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 1:28:39
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe she's great and crunchy.
• 1:28:41
  SPEAKER_01: I mean I but but I guess I should, as someone who's sort of like uh alt, uh uh appreciate that people are responding to like the crunchy drag again, and it's getting like the cross-dresser-y kind of unpolished drag is like coming back because of her, maybe.
• 1:28:58
  SPEAKER_01: Which again, I'm like, Why won't you call a girl?
• 1:29:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:29:02
  SPEAKER_01: I auditioned for CZ 19, even though I said I would not again after 18, but I did because they changed the prompt, and um, I don't think I got it, which is sad and stupid.
• 1:29:12
  SPEAKER_01: And that's why I have a goatee right now.
• 1:29:14
  SPEAKER_01: But I've been thinking about this.
• 1:29:18
  SPEAKER_01: And what are you trying to convince me to audition for 20?
• 1:29:21
  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm not gonna I'm not trying to convince you of anything.
• 1:29:22
  SPEAKER_02: This is this is um what you do in drag and what you have created here on the podcast, what we have created together.
• 1:29:28
  SPEAKER_02: There's not a single queen in New York who does what you do.
• 1:29:32
  SPEAKER_02: Thanks.
• 1:29:33
  SPEAKER_02: Nobody is even approaching the type of thing that that you're doing.
• 1:29:37
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm crying.
• 1:29:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I think it's really important.
• 1:29:40
  SPEAKER_01: It's really important to think about because I don't know if I believe you, but like I know what you're touching a bond.
• 1:29:43
  SPEAKER_01: Name them, name them, name them.
• 1:29:44
  SPEAKER_01: I know you're touching a bond.
• 1:29:46
  SPEAKER_01: And my version of that is like me sort of kind of accepting that like my drag is drag, even though I don't do it necessarily full-time as like a job as like a bar queen.
• 1:29:56
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I still am a drag queen.
• 1:29:58
  SPEAKER_01: I do drag is drag is nobody's full-time job.
• 1:30:01
  SPEAKER_01: You know, like no, but like you know what I mean?
• 1:30:02
  SPEAKER_01: I I like and I maybe that should have been my storyline, like as like my tape, like through my tape or whatever, like in that it's like me being like, wait a second, my version of drag is still drag.
• 1:30:14
  SPEAKER_01: I am a drag queen.
• 1:30:15
  SPEAKER_02: That's despite me doing it for on camera.
• 1:30:19
  SPEAKER_01: It's curated and it's a thing.
• 1:30:20
  SPEAKER_02: But honey, we're so far past that.
• 1:30:22
  SPEAKER_02: That that that that that issue is done and dust.
• 1:30:25
  SPEAKER_01: No, for sure.
• 1:30:25
  SPEAKER_02: I know that mentally, but like that could have been maybe been packaged issues.
• 1:30:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:29
  SPEAKER_02: But I think it's maybe.
• 1:30:31
  SPEAKER_02: But I I mean who fucking knows.
• 1:30:32
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, the only thing I can take away from the the tape experience this time is like the audition process is too opaque.
• 1:30:39
  SPEAKER_02: It's impossible to know what they're looking for.
• 1:30:41
  SPEAKER_02: I wish they would make some kind of effort to respond to people's efforts to be like, thank you for your submission.
• 1:30:49
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's if you want to audition again, please focus on performance or something.
• 1:30:53
  SPEAKER_02: What do you mean?
• 1:30:54
  SPEAKER_02: A kernel, even a little phony.
• 1:30:55
  SPEAKER_02: A little one sentence.
• 1:30:56
  SPEAKER_01: Even if it's phony, even if it's a blast email, that would go a long way because like I'm not someone who gives up.
• 1:31:01
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm over it and I'm old, and I think there are other opportunities beyond the show.
• 1:31:07
  SPEAKER_01: And it's like I'm proud to have decided and realized that like I do drag outside of drag race, you know, like this has been val like its own thing, which has been cool, uh, and has made me like drag even more.
• 1:31:19
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, a little kernel of like validation would go a long, long way because like I would audition next year if they dropped a nugget.
• 1:31:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I would.
• 1:31:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:31:28
  SPEAKER_01: I literally, and I said that last year.
• 1:31:30
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, the only way I would do it again is if they acknowledged me somehow.
• 1:31:35
  SPEAKER_01: But I did do it again because they ended up changing the prompt.
• 1:31:39
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:31:39
  SPEAKER_01: And it spoke more to like what I do, sort of like as a character actor, comedy, like whatever.
• 1:31:43
  SPEAKER_01: But it's like, girl, can you just acknowledge me?
• 1:31:46
  SPEAKER_01: That's why my sister was sort of like, you need to stop doing this in a way that was like positive.
• 1:31:52
  SPEAKER_01: It was like came off like rude and weird.
• 1:31:55
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, please God, pull the plug.
• 1:31:57
  SPEAKER_01: No, but she's like, because like what else can you do?
• 1:31:59
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you look amazing.
• 1:32:00
  SPEAKER_01: Like, if they're not gonna like acknowledge you, like move on.
• 1:32:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because it's like fuck off.
• 1:32:05
  SPEAKER_01: But with that said, if you drop a note, like I would try again.
• 1:32:08
  SPEAKER_01: I don't like to give off.
• 1:32:09
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I would do it again, it would energize you, it would give you like 100%.
• 1:32:13
  SPEAKER_01: And I know maybe some girls do get that, and that's why it's like frustrating.
• 1:32:16
  SPEAKER_01: I haven't heard of girls in years.
• 1:32:17
  SPEAKER_01: I haven't heard of anybody in the Katya, but that was in season seven.
• 1:32:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that would have been before season seven.
• 1:32:23
  SPEAKER_02: I would have played those legacy years.
• 1:32:25
  SPEAKER_02: I haven't heard of anyone getting a colonel, a colonel in a long time.
• 1:32:29
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I missed something, but I haven't heard.
• 1:32:31
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 1:32:32
  SPEAKER_01: So stupid.
• 1:32:33
  SPEAKER_01: And it's I'm over it.
• 1:32:34
  SPEAKER_01: I know I sound bragging, I am histrionic, like on record.
• 1:32:39
  SPEAKER_01: But people do say like your drag is cool, like your vibe, like your style is interesting.
• 1:32:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:32:44
  SPEAKER_01: And I don't necessarily like fully agree.
• 1:32:46
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I I I know it's like de like polished or like we make looks.
• 1:32:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:32:50
  SPEAKER_01: But like your Sean's, your like gainers in my DM, like sort of say like your drag's a vibe.
• 1:32:58
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, okay, I'll take it.
• 1:32:59
  SPEAKER_01: I'll take it.
• 1:32:59
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, why can't they see that?
• 1:33:02
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 1:33:02
  SPEAKER_02: And then to me, it's just like it's just like maybe like video.
• 1:33:05
  SPEAKER_01: They've never had a Gina.
• 1:33:07
  SPEAKER_01: Like that alone to me is like, you've never had a Gina?
• 1:33:09
  SPEAKER_01: Like, come on.
• 1:33:11
  SPEAKER_01: Gia.
• 1:33:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but like, that ain't Gina.
• 1:33:15
  SPEAKER_01: Another segment.
• 1:33:15
  SPEAKER_01: That ain't Gina.
• 1:33:16
  SPEAKER_02: That ain't Gina.
• 1:33:17
  SPEAKER_02: That ain't Gina.
• 1:33:18
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 1:33:18
  SPEAKER_02: It just isn't just for me.
• 1:33:21
  SPEAKER_02: You could do it, it you can do it if you want to.
• 1:33:24
  SPEAKER_02: I think you can get on if you if you want to.
• 1:33:27
  SPEAKER_02: And I you've all you've always wanted to.
• 1:33:28
  SPEAKER_02: It's just like you could say it's about like package, character, polish.
• 1:33:34
  SPEAKER_02: I get it.
• 1:33:34
  SPEAKER_02: But I think you have all that stuff.
• 1:33:36
  SPEAKER_02: So it's like I just don't know what they're not seeing.
• 1:33:39
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, honestly, probably.
• 1:33:40
  SPEAKER_01: But like Trixie just posted a video and she's like, no, what the fuck are you talking about?
• 1:33:43
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 1:33:44
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, they she was like, they actually don't care about if you don't have a social media.
• 1:33:47
  SPEAKER_01: Not true.
• 1:33:48
  SPEAKER_01: Not true.
• 1:33:48
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, yeah, that was 2013.
• 1:33:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:33:51
  SPEAKER_01: Or whatever that year was.
• 1:33:52
  SPEAKER_01: I don't fucking know.
• 1:33:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:33:54
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 1:33:54
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not meant to.
• 1:33:55
  SPEAKER_01: I part of me is like, I don't think I'm meant to be on reality TV.
• 1:33:58
  SPEAKER_01: Cause like I was supposed to be on the amazing race with my Nana.
• 1:34:02
  SPEAKER_01: And I wasn't.
• 1:34:03
  SPEAKER_01: You're too superstitious and you're too like.
• 1:34:05
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not, I'm actually not.
• 1:34:06
  SPEAKER_01: I used to be superstitious, but like, you know me, after being broken down 20 times for various reasons, I'm like, I'm kind of like over all that shit.
• 1:34:13
  SPEAKER_01: I'll open an umbrella in here.
• 1:34:14
  SPEAKER_01: Under a ladder?
• 1:34:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:34:16
  SPEAKER_01: Well, not a ladder.
• 1:34:20
  SPEAKER_01: Not the ladder test.
• 1:34:22
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but like, yeah, I don't know, TBD.
• 1:34:25
  SPEAKER_01: But with that said, I am auditioning for Survivor.
• 1:34:29
  SPEAKER_01: We should go on Survivor.
• 1:34:30
  SPEAKER_01: Guys, should we go on Amazing Race?
• 1:34:32
  SPEAKER_01: Come on.
• 1:34:34
  SPEAKER_01: People want to see it.
• 1:34:35
  SPEAKER_01: Us jogging.
• 1:34:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:34:37
  SPEAKER_02: Uh with packpacks.
• 1:34:38
  SPEAKER_02: Packpacks.
• 1:34:39
  SPEAKER_02: Pack packs.
• 1:34:40
  SPEAKER_02: I thought your audition was great.
• 1:34:41
  SPEAKER_02: The tape was was great, super strong.
• 1:34:43
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's unique.
• 1:34:44
  SPEAKER_02: Satisfied me.
• 1:34:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:34:46
  SPEAKER_02: And there's always room for improvement.
• 1:34:48
  SPEAKER_02: I think there were things that we both wanted like could be stronger, whatever.
• 1:34:51
  SPEAKER_02: You were sick for a lot of it, too.
• 1:34:52
  SPEAKER_02: So you pushed ahead to get it, get it done.
• 1:34:54
  SPEAKER_02: I know you keep saying that.
• 1:34:55
  SPEAKER_02: Because I was.
• 1:34:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:34:56
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm like, ugh, was it that bad?
• 1:34:57
  SPEAKER_01: No, no.
• 1:34:58
  SPEAKER_01: But I appreciate you saying that's because I was.
• 1:35:00
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, not noting any quality issues there.
• 1:35:02
  SPEAKER_02: It's just that you powered through on under less than ideal conditions.
• 1:35:05
  SPEAKER_01: I'm always sicker than you think.
• 1:35:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know that for sure.
• 1:35:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:35:08
  SPEAKER_01: Um Christina Graham's wedding.
• 1:35:10
  SPEAKER_01: That was rough.
• 1:35:11
  SPEAKER_01: Driving down.
• 1:35:12
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 1:35:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:35:13
  SPEAKER_01: But you didn't get sick.
• 1:35:14
  SPEAKER_01: I got sick after.
• 1:35:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but like it wasn't me?
• 1:35:16
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 1:35:18
  SPEAKER_02: Like, was it the guy that was coughing on the back?
• 1:35:20
  SPEAKER_01: Was I drunk cuddling you and coughing on your neck?
• 1:35:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:35:22
  SPEAKER_01: But it wasn't me.
• 1:35:24
  SPEAKER_01: We don't know.
• 1:35:25
  SPEAKER_01: We don't know.
• 1:35:26
  SPEAKER_01: We don't know.
• 1:35:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:35:26
  SPEAKER_01: Well, should we wrap things up?
• 1:35:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, final country thoughts?
• 1:35:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:35:30
  SPEAKER_01: I got none.
• 1:35:30
  SPEAKER_01: Excited for 2026?
• 1:35:32
  SPEAKER_01: I am excited for 20 2020.
• 1:35:34
  SPEAKER_00: 2020.
• 1:35:35
  SPEAKER_00: 2026.
• 1:35:36
  SPEAKER_02: For the big 2-6?
• 1:35:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, me too.
• 1:35:37
  SPEAKER_02: I think it'll be it'll be a fun year.
• 1:35:40
  SPEAKER_02: We've got more looks to get through for season two and more and more and more.
• 1:35:44
  SPEAKER_02: Who knows?
• 1:35:45
  SPEAKER_02: And we'll Yeah, I'm dieting.
• 1:35:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yes! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
• 1:35:55
  SPEAKER_01: That's a huge thing.
• 1:35:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well, not gonna be huge for long.
• 1:36:00
  SPEAKER_01: Not huge for long.
• 1:36:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I just gotta get through a couple skinny looks and then I'm ballooning back.
• 1:36:04
  SPEAKER_01: So stay tuned.
• 1:36:05
  SPEAKER_01: What are your goals for the pod for 2026?
• 1:36:07
  SPEAKER_01: For people to like take to it.
• 1:36:12
  SPEAKER_01: Latch on to your seat.
• 1:36:13
  SPEAKER_01: Honey, latch on.
• 1:36:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:36:15
  SPEAKER_01: Latch on.
• 1:36:16
  SPEAKER_01: You're latching.
• 1:36:16
  SPEAKER_01: Latching.
• 1:36:17
  SPEAKER_01: Come on, guys.
• 1:36:19
  SPEAKER_01: Spread it.
• 1:36:20
  SPEAKER_01: Talk about it.
• 1:36:20
  SPEAKER_01: Share it.
• 1:36:21
  SPEAKER_01: Make this a thing.
• 1:36:22
  SPEAKER_01: So I get to cross-dress, you know, forever.
• 1:36:26
  SPEAKER_01: Give us an excuse to hang out.
• 1:36:28
  SPEAKER_01: Guys, look at Mike.
• 1:36:29
  SPEAKER_01: He looks cute, tucked in and tiny.
• 1:36:31
  SPEAKER_01: That's your new body.
• 1:36:32
  SPEAKER_01: Rocket.
• 1:36:33
  SPEAKER_01: That's my body.
• 1:36:34
  SPEAKER_01: It's been my body the whole time.
• 1:36:35
  SPEAKER_01: No, but you you're a layer girl.
• 1:36:36
  SPEAKER_01: He's always like steaming with the BO because of 19 layers.
• 1:36:39
  SPEAKER_01: Just kidding.
• 1:36:40
  SPEAKER_01: No, no.
• 1:36:40
  SPEAKER_01: He smells fresh.
• 1:36:41
  SPEAKER_01: I'm the stinky.
• 1:36:42
  SPEAKER_01: I'm Toad.
• 1:36:43
  SPEAKER_01: I am Toad.
• 1:36:44
  SPEAKER_01: I am Toad.
• 1:36:44
  SPEAKER_01: You're Toad.
• 1:36:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:36:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 1:36:46
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm drunk.
• 1:36:46
  SPEAKER_02: And on that note, uh, thanks for tuning in.
• 1:36:50
  SPEAKER_02: Um, we're back next time in drag with guests.
• 1:36:54
  SPEAKER_02: So if you hate this, keep watching because it changes every time.
• 1:36:57
  SPEAKER_01: It changes every time.
• 1:36:58
  SPEAKER_01: And guess what?
• 1:36:59
  SPEAKER_01: I did uh stress order$500 worth of fur uh coats.
• 1:37:04
  SPEAKER_01: Faux faux fur.
• 1:37:05
  SPEAKER_01: Faux fur fur.
• 1:37:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:37:06
  SPEAKER_01: PETA, hit me with the paint.
• 1:37:08
  SPEAKER_01: Um.
• 1:37:10
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna want to uh tune in for at least that.
• 1:37:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:37:13
  SPEAKER_01: Uh mommy likes options.
• 1:37:15
  SPEAKER_01: And there are options aplenty.
• 1:37:17
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• 1:37:22
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• 1:37:23
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• 1:37:24
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• 1:37:29
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• 1:37:31
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• 1:37:33
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• 1:37:34
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• 1:37:38
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• 1:37:40
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• 1:37:40
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