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- 0:00Speaker 1: What is best in life?
- 0:02Speaker 2: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and
- 0:05Speaker 2: to hear the lamentation of the women.
- 0:07Speaker 1: Excuse me while I whip this out.
- 0:19Speaker 3: All right. What's going on? What's going on? What is it?
- 0:24Speaker 3: It's Thursday. It must be the Thursday night Radio Bologna Live.
- 0:27Speaker 3: I'm your host, Richie Bologna. How's everybody doing out there?
- 0:31Speaker 3: What's going on? Who we got in the chat? We
- 0:33Speaker 3: got Izzy, Spambot, Nevada. Good to see you guys. Izzy's saying,
- 0:40Speaker 3: like number one. Well, that's six good comments right there.
- 0:42Speaker 3: Hope your mouth is doing better, Richie. Well, I'll update you.
- 0:46Speaker 3: So as you know, this horrific procedure I had done
- 0:51Speaker 3: on Monday, only three days ago, mind you, three days ago.
- 0:56Speaker 3: All right. How is it today? Well, it hurts to eat.
- 1:01Speaker 3: It's quite painful to eat, which sucks because I love eating.
- 1:05Speaker 3: I did manage to successfully avoid... So, it's been basically
- 1:09Speaker 3: hurting when I eat or talk. All right? Now, today,
- 1:15Speaker 3: I successfully managed to avoid talking to anybody except for
- 1:21Speaker 3: the Amazon delivery guy who was bringing these little cushion
- 1:25Speaker 3: things that I can put on the bottom of of
- 1:28Speaker 3: the ottoman for my new couch, where there's like this
- 1:32Speaker 3: metal thing sticking out where the wheels are. And I
- 1:35Speaker 3: don't know why they would put that on there because
- 1:38Speaker 3: it just like cuts into your ankle because like ankles
- 1:41Speaker 3: are going to be there. It's an ottoman. What are
- 1:44Speaker 3: they thinking? Why would they do that? What is it? What,
- 1:49Speaker 3: what is the thought process there by the way?
- 1:51Speaker 4: Right.
- 1:52Speaker 3: Oh, let's make this thing and it will represent the,
- 1:56Speaker 3: relaxation after a long day it will also represent needless
- 2:02Speaker 3: human suffering why just not don't put the fucking metal
- 2:07Speaker 3: things that stick out anyway it's fixed you don't have
- 2:12Speaker 3: to worry about it anymore don't worry put your minds
- 2:15Speaker 3: at rest so anyway I guess so my point was
- 2:19Speaker 3: where was I oh yeah you're all going to suffer
- 2:23Speaker 3: I am going to dedicate the... Oh, wait a second. No,
- 2:26Speaker 3: wait a second. We're talking about that. Hold on. Yes,
- 2:30Speaker 3: so I've managed to avoid talking to anybody. So we're
- 2:33Speaker 3: just going to see how it goes in this stream.
- 2:37Speaker 3: I haven't been talking all day, other than the usual
- 2:39Speaker 3: muttering to myself, as is my custom. But that didn't
- 2:44Speaker 3: make my mouth hurt too much. It's already starting to
- 2:47Speaker 3: hurt from the talking. So I guess... Avoiding talking to
- 2:52Speaker 3: people today didn't help that much, but we'll see how
- 2:54Speaker 3: it goes. We did like an hour last night. Maybe
- 2:58Speaker 3: we'll get that far tonight. I don't know. I don't know.
- 3:00Speaker 3: We got other business, though, at hand for this channel.
- 3:07Speaker 3: And I'll tell you about it right now. So, Rumble,
- 3:12Speaker 3: everybody's aware, everybody knows that I've been begging constantly for
- 3:17Speaker 3: people to be unique chatter so I can stay in
- 3:19Speaker 3: the Rumble Creator Program. And guess what? I got an
- 3:22Speaker 3: email today. Rumble creator program over. So the good news
- 3:27Speaker 3: is no more begging for unique chatters. Now, I'll beg
- 3:33Speaker 3: for money. So the begging isn't gone. The begging's staying.
- 3:36Speaker 3: In fact, I think it's going to get even worse.
- 3:38Speaker 3: Please give me your money. I was thinking about your
- 3:42Speaker 3: money and how you didn't give it to me. And
- 3:45Speaker 3: it made me so sad. Stuff like that. Incessantly.
- 3:51Speaker 5: No.
- 3:52Speaker 3: No, no, no. No more begging at all. So they've
- 3:57Speaker 3: replaced it with something called the Rumble Partner Program, which
- 4:03Speaker 3: is invite only, but you have to apply to see
- 4:08Speaker 3: if you can get invited. As far as I can tell,
- 4:13Speaker 3: even if I get into it, it's going to have
- 4:14Speaker 3: no benefit. It's going to be nothing. I will not
- 4:17Speaker 3: make any more money from it. It raises revenue from
- 4:21Speaker 3: ads from like 60% to 90%. So I guess I'll
- 4:26Speaker 3: go from like $ 3 to like $ 4. 5 or something. So
- 4:30Speaker 3: it doesn't matter. But the Rumble Creator program is over.
- 4:34Speaker 3: And I am glad, actually. It's a relief to me
- 4:37Speaker 3: now at this point. Because it was not about the money.
- 4:40Speaker 3: It was like $ 120 or $ 150 or something in a month.
- 4:45Speaker 3: Not life-changing money. It was the principle. It was a principle,
- 4:49Speaker 3: and I can still make money from Rumble Rants and
- 4:54Speaker 3: Rumble Wallet and from memberships. Memberships is really the best
- 4:58Speaker 3: one because I basically keep all of that, if anybody
- 5:01Speaker 3: wants to do that. Please. Yeah, so there's that. So
- 5:07Speaker 3: I'm going to lose out on probably $ 150 a month.
- 5:10Speaker 3: There's $ 120, $ 100, something like that a month. But it
- 5:13Speaker 3: was never about that. It was just a matter of
- 5:16Speaker 3: principle for me. It's just like, well, here's this thing.
- 5:19Speaker 3: I don't think I'll be able to do it, but
- 5:21Speaker 3: let's try. And we did. And we did it every
- 5:24Speaker 3: month once they upped the metrics. And we did it
- 5:26Speaker 3: every month for the, what, 20 months or something? Then
- 5:29Speaker 3: it was up. And now it's over. And I'm thankful
- 5:32Speaker 3: to Rumble for that opportunity. It was good. I think
- 5:34Speaker 3: it made the channel better. But it's a relief because, again,
- 5:41Speaker 3: it wasn't about money. It wasn't about changing my life financially.
- 5:43Speaker 3: It was just I just wanted to be in it
- 5:45Speaker 3: just because, because it was there. So now I can
- 5:48Speaker 3: kind of just chill a little bit. The reason that
- 5:50Speaker 3: we started doing six nights a week is because I
- 5:55Speaker 3: needed to do that to stay in the creator program,
- 5:57Speaker 3: especially if there's days, you know, there's always going to
- 6:00Speaker 3: be days I have to miss. It's just me. I
- 6:02Speaker 3: don't have a team. It's just me. Right. So there's
- 6:05Speaker 3: going to be times that I have to miss dreams
- 6:07Speaker 3: like these dental issues I've had recently. Right. Like I just,
- 6:11Speaker 3: like if your mouth is in pain is torn up
- 6:15Speaker 3: and stuff and, uh, You know, I mean, it's kind
- 6:18Speaker 3: of important for talking, your mouth. So now I can
- 6:22Speaker 3: just kind of relax a little bit. And I'm thinking
- 6:25Speaker 3: that we are going to go from six nights a week,
- 6:27Speaker 3: which is too much, to five nights a week. And
- 6:33Speaker 3: I think that's pretty good. And I'm just trying to
- 6:35Speaker 3: decide whether we want to go Monday to Friday or
- 6:37Speaker 3: Sunday to Thursday. But yeah, six nights a week was
- 6:41Speaker 3: too much. And even with the days missed, I mean,
- 6:43Speaker 3: I missed a fair amount of time this month for me.
- 6:48Speaker 3: But still, by the end of Friday's stream, if you
- 6:52Speaker 3: average out, it'll be like 45 hours of streaming. And
- 6:56Speaker 3: usually I'm over 50, but even that, it'll be, I think, over.
- 7:00Speaker 3: If you average it out daily over the course of
- 7:03Speaker 3: a month, it's over an hour and a half of
- 7:05Speaker 3: streaming every single night. Even though I don't stream every night.
- 7:09Speaker 3: I've been having one night off a week, right? At least,
- 7:12Speaker 3: you know, officially.
- 7:13Speaker 1: Right.
- 7:15Speaker 3: But if you had averaged it out over a month,
- 7:17Speaker 3: it'd be an hour and a half, over an hour
- 7:18Speaker 3: and a half of streaming every night, which is still
- 7:21Speaker 3: a lot. It's a hell of a lot. So now
- 7:24Speaker 3: that I don't have to worry about these metrics and
- 7:28Speaker 3: for the new program, the part, if I get accepted,
- 7:30Speaker 3: I have no idea if I will. I don't think
- 7:32Speaker 3: it makes much difference if I do frankly, any really,
- 7:36Speaker 3: but if I do, and I hope to get into
- 7:38Speaker 3: it because why not? Maybe the channel blows up or something,
- 7:42Speaker 3: who knows? And it really benefits me, but Uh, where
- 7:46Speaker 3: was I going with this? I'll say something about, I'm
- 7:50Speaker 3: going to make everybody suffer. I'm going to dedicate every
- 7:54Speaker 3: waking moment. No, wait a second.
- 7:56Speaker 5: No.
- 7:56Speaker 3: So we're talking about the, yeah, the new program. So anyway,
- 8:01Speaker 3: the point being I'm actually relieved when I saw it,
- 8:04Speaker 3: I was relieved because now I can just kind of
- 8:06Speaker 3: take a step back. I don't have to worry about metrics.
- 8:09Speaker 3: There's no metrics for the new program. It doesn't matter.
- 8:13Speaker 3: The only thing is you have to publish 10 things
- 8:15Speaker 3: in the last 30 days on like a rolling calendar.
- 8:18Speaker 3: So I do that anyway, right? So easily do that.
- 8:24Speaker 3: So yeah, the kind of the pressure, the mental pressure
- 8:27Speaker 3: I put on myself is now off. I've got an
- 8:30Speaker 3: excuse to take the pressure off myself and I think
- 8:34Speaker 3: do five nights a week, which is a lot. That's
- 8:38Speaker 3: a lot. That's as much as, you know, dingbat on
- 8:42Speaker 3: fucking CNN does. Or CBC. That's like as much as
- 8:48Speaker 3: Rosemary Barton does. So fuck it. That's what I say.
- 8:54Speaker 3: So that's a relief to me. And I can chill.
- 8:57Speaker 3: I can chill now. So yeah, I just got to
- 9:00Speaker 3: decide whether I want to do Monday to Friday or
- 9:02Speaker 3: Sunday to Thursday. I think I'm leaning to Sunday to Thursday.
- 9:09Speaker 4: All right.
- 9:10Speaker 3: What are you guys talking about? Before we get to
- 9:12Speaker 3: the news or the menu, let's just do a bit
- 9:13Speaker 3: more chat. Well, actually, no, we'll take a look at
- 9:15Speaker 3: the menu first. I don't have much set up because
- 9:19Speaker 3: I was expecting to probably not do a long stream
- 9:22Speaker 3: because of the dental issues that I'm dealing with right now,
- 9:26Speaker 3: which includes bone sticking out through my fucking gum that
- 9:30Speaker 3: they had to file down because it was razor sharp.
- 9:34Speaker 3: and cut right through my fucking gum after they extracted
- 9:37Speaker 3: my tooth, after everything healed up. And then I think
- 9:42Speaker 3: I'm in the clear. I think, good, okay, that really sucked,
- 9:45Speaker 3: but I'm really glad they took the sutures out. Everything's great.
- 9:48Speaker 3: Then all of a sudden, oh, no, there's fucking razor-sharp
- 9:52Speaker 3: pieces of fucking bone there at the socket where they
- 9:55Speaker 3: took the tooth out, and it just cuts right through
- 9:57Speaker 3: my gums, and then lacerates the shit out of my tongue.
- 10:00Speaker 3: And then they got to file the whole fucking thing
- 10:02Speaker 3: down and it hurts like hell. Do I blame all
- 10:07Speaker 3: of you? Yes. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. I
- 10:10Speaker 3: blame the world. All right. Now, where was I going? Uh, yeah.
- 10:18Speaker 3: So we're not going to do a super long stream today.
- 10:20Speaker 3: I will go as long as I can. It might,
- 10:22Speaker 3: I get, I avoided talking all day to not aggravate it,
- 10:25Speaker 3: but since I've been talking now for 12 minutes or
- 10:28Speaker 3: actually seven, cause we started about five minutes.
- 10:30Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 10:30Speaker 3: About seven minutes. It's already hurting. So I don't think
- 10:32Speaker 3: it's going to be very long. So what are we
- 10:36Speaker 3: talking about? We're going to talk about this fucking EU
- 10:40Speaker 3: Canada summit thing. What a disaster. What a clown car
- 10:43Speaker 3: this whole thing is. Good Lord. We'll get into that.
- 10:48Speaker 3: We got some Elon Musk stuff here. The left just
- 10:52Speaker 3: hates him. The left just hates productive people, right? I
- 10:58Speaker 3: think that's just clear at this point. They just hate
- 11:00Speaker 3: anybody productive. It really is just an ideology of resentment
- 11:04Speaker 3: and envy. Liberal spending. Mark Carney's wasting Canadians' money again, again, again.
- 11:11Speaker 3: And boondoggles, boondoggles. Canada immigration. I hope we get to
- 11:16Speaker 3: this one. It's just a never-ending nightmare. And now there's
- 11:21Speaker 3: a big media push to tell Canadians, you know, some
- 11:24Speaker 3: fucking Leger poll. Assuring Canadians that actually, actually Canadians' attitudes
- 11:30Speaker 3: on immigration have changed. It's like increasingly supportive of it. Oh,
- 11:34Speaker 3: fuck off, government-funded poll. Elon Omar. President Trump actually posted this.
- 11:42Speaker 3: We'll have to take a look at that. Oh, Trump,
- 11:45Speaker 3: we're going to miss you when you're gone, buddy.
- 11:49Speaker 4: Oh, yes.
- 11:50Speaker 3: Legendary Star Trek and X-Men actor Sir Patrick Stewart has
- 11:53Speaker 3: died in 86. I'm very sad about this. This is
- 11:55Speaker 3: a tragic death for Gen Xers. We loved Picard. He
- 11:59Speaker 3: was fucking awesome as that. He was also great in
- 12:01Speaker 3: the X-Men movies as well. Very, very sad to see this.
- 12:04Speaker 3: Of course, he was an entertainment lefty. Of course, he was.
- 12:08Speaker 3: But who cares? He was great. All right. All right.
- 12:17Speaker 3: As everybody knows, we're streaming on Rumble, on Kik, on Odyssey,
- 12:23Speaker 3: on Exxon, on Locals. Not on YouTube, because they're censorious
- 12:27Speaker 3: bastards there. Because it's run by, I don't know, who
- 12:31Speaker 3: runs it? Is it like Stalin's great-grandson or something? I
- 12:34Speaker 3: don't fucking know. I have nothing but problems with YouTube.
- 12:38Speaker 3: So we do an hour on Friday nights right now.
- 12:41Speaker 3: And that seems to be about the most I can
- 12:43Speaker 3: get away with. And even then, I can't really get
- 12:45Speaker 3: away with it because they just demonetize anything that I
- 12:47Speaker 3: put up. But in any case, we're not streaming with
- 12:50Speaker 3: them because they're scum. That's why. Because they're scum. But
- 12:56Speaker 3: everybody knows that we are streaming on Rumble, Kik, Odyssey, X,
- 13:00Speaker 3: and Locals. And when you like the stream, you get
- 13:02Speaker 3: good karma. When you're early, you get extra good karma.
- 13:05Speaker 3: So easy like number one. And you know what? For asking,
- 13:08Speaker 3: for being so thoughtful... And asking about how my mouth
- 13:12Speaker 3: was doing. With the fucking jawbone sticking through the fucking gums.
- 13:19Speaker 3: Why me? Why is this happening to me? Nothing but
- 13:24Speaker 3: woe here. Nothing but woe. Sadness, woe, human frailty. At
- 13:31Speaker 3: Radio Bologna headquarters. Am I angry at the universe? I am.
- 13:38Speaker 3: Sure I am. All right. But I am very weak
- 13:44Speaker 3: of a spirit. So there's that. Let's see. Like number one.
- 13:48Speaker 3: So there's six right there. Plus an extra one for
- 13:50Speaker 3: asking how my mouth is doing. Thank you so much.
- 13:52Speaker 3: Thank you for being so thoughtful. Somebody cares. Spam bot
- 13:59Speaker 3: says second. That's a five. A good karma's says Rosie
- 14:05Speaker 3: will be late. She's Oh God. Oh, poor Rose upgrading
- 14:08Speaker 3: her computer. Oh no. I hope she's okay. Somebody needs
- 14:12Speaker 3: to check on her later on. I hope she's going
- 14:14Speaker 3: to be okay. Let's see. Izzy says, damn it, Rosie.
- 14:20Speaker 3: That's an extra good karma right there. That's eight in total.
- 14:24Speaker 3: Let's see. Why is it dead? There's no dead air.
- 14:27Speaker 3: What the frick? What the hell? What's going on? Everything's good.
- 14:33Speaker 3: Everything's all right. Let's see. Spamut says she's building a
- 14:42Speaker 3: new PC with a shiny new GeForce RTX GPU. I
- 14:46Speaker 3: don't even know what that means. Let's see. Nevada got
- 14:54Speaker 3: number three. That's a four good commas for Nevada. All right.
- 14:59Speaker 3: All right. Izzy says, yeah, that's why mouth pain sucks.
- 15:07Speaker 3: It really does. But the thing is that's crazy is
- 15:09Speaker 3: that it doesn't hurt unless I'm eating and then it
- 15:12Speaker 3: really hurts or talking and then it becomes gradually more
- 15:16Speaker 3: painful the more that I talk. I hope it's not
- 15:18Speaker 3: getting infected or something. I don't know. I've been doing
- 15:20Speaker 3: like rinsing with salt water once a day and then
- 15:22Speaker 3: they gave me this medicated mouthwash. I'm doing that every
- 15:25Speaker 3: night too. I don't know what's going on. Izzy says, oh,
- 15:32Speaker 3: Amazon couches sound like fun. You should order your sex
- 15:36Speaker 3: robot for them. They don't have them yet. Not the
- 15:39Speaker 3: kind that I want. Not the kind that I want.
- 15:44Speaker 3: I want like a... They didn't have sex robots in
- 15:47Speaker 3: Star Trek, but if they did, that's the kind that
- 15:49Speaker 3: I want. Only sluttier. Why do I have a channel?
- 16:02Speaker 3: Why do I have a channel again? I don't even
- 16:03Speaker 3: know why. I retort asked, do you want me to
- 16:12Speaker 3: come over and pre-chew your food? Yes. Get here right now.
- 16:18Speaker 3: What a disgusting chat. What a disgusting chat. You should
- 16:22Speaker 3: be ashamed of yourself. No, thank you, sir. I will
- 16:28Speaker 3: bid you good day. Let's see. Spambot says, will the
- 16:36Speaker 3: begging restart on Monday? Well, the I get the rumble
- 16:39Speaker 3: creator programs over. So it, it's a weird thing. I
- 16:42Speaker 3: love rumble and I'm very grateful for, you know, everything,
- 16:46Speaker 3: all the tools they give us here and everything in
- 16:48Speaker 3: the rumble creator program, but they have a habit of
- 16:51Speaker 3: just informing you of massive changes, like two days before
- 16:54Speaker 3: it's going into effect. It was the same thing with the, um,
- 16:58Speaker 3: changes to the metrics for the creator program. Uh, the
- 17:01Speaker 3: ending of it, the announcement is like, just came today.
- 17:04Speaker 3: Like it was, what is the last day of the month? Sunday.
- 17:07Speaker 3: Or Saturday? So I have a habit of doing this.
- 17:11Speaker 3: So anyway, unique chatters don't matter anymore. And here's the thing.
- 17:16Speaker 3: I've been going on now for months about how unique
- 17:20Speaker 3: chatters are the best kind of person that there is.
- 17:23Speaker 3: Praising unique chatters. And calling them the salt of the
- 17:28Speaker 3: earth of the pillars of Western civilization. But you know what?
- 17:33Speaker 4: Inside?
- 17:33Speaker 3: Inside? I actually despised unique chatters the whole time. I
- 17:39Speaker 3: hated them the whole time. And now I can say
- 17:42Speaker 3: it because I don't need you anymore. That's not true.
- 17:47Speaker 3: You are all, all so precious to me. Spambot needs
- 17:55Speaker 3: money for a new furnace. Replacing the thermocouple did not
- 17:59Speaker 3: fix it. Well, don't bother getting a rumble channel. That
- 18:02Speaker 3: ain't going to help. Let's see. All right, what's going on? No,
- 18:18Speaker 3: it counts for this month. So this month is the
- 18:20Speaker 3: last month. And now the Rumble Partner Program starts next month. Which,
- 18:29Speaker 3: I mean, I've applied to. Will I get in or not?
- 18:32Speaker 3: I don't know. There's really no details. So you apply
- 18:36Speaker 3: and they tell you whether you get in or not.
- 18:38Speaker 3: And there doesn't seem to be any, there's no description
- 18:42Speaker 3: of metrics or anything that you need. So I don't know,
- 18:45Speaker 3: maybe I'll get in. If I do, I'm really happy.
- 18:48Speaker 3: If I don't, I'm going to keep doing the show. Again,
- 18:52Speaker 3: it's not like it's life-changing money. I'm not doing it
- 18:54Speaker 3: for the money. But yeah, so this month, no, it
- 19:00Speaker 3: was worth it for this month. And then there's no
- 19:04Speaker 3: need to do it after this month. Izzy says, sounds
- 19:11Speaker 3: like you'd get better returns running an AI channel. I would,
- 19:15Speaker 3: but it wouldn't be fun anymore. I'm certain I would.
- 19:20Speaker 3: Absolutely certain I would with an AI channel. I think
- 19:22Speaker 3: they're favorite on YouTube, for one thing. I'm not sure
- 19:25Speaker 3: about on Rumble, but I'm sure to attract AI viewers. Yeah, bots, probably.
- 19:36Speaker 3: Nobody on Rumble does Saturday evening shows, but that's boxing night.
- 19:41Speaker 3: So that's what I watch my boxing stories. Let's see.
- 19:46Speaker 3: As he says, it's a curse from the cadaver bone
- 19:49Speaker 3: they put in. I knew it. I knew it. There's Rosie. Hello, Richie.
- 19:55Speaker 3: Happy Thursday. You sound so cheerful. I'm not. I'm not happy.
- 19:59Speaker 3: I'm not happy at all. I'm suffering right now. And
- 20:02Speaker 3: as you guys know, I cannot tolerate even the slightest
- 20:06Speaker 3: bit of discomfort. But I'm trying to put on a
- 20:09Speaker 3: brave face for all of you for this incredible human
- 20:13Speaker 3: suffering that I'm dealing with because of the dentist. I'm
- 20:22Speaker 3: a weak, weak man. We were so worried about you, Rosie. Somebody,
- 20:28Speaker 3: I don't know who it was, I think it was Spambop,
- 20:30Speaker 3: said that you were upgrading. We were worried you were
- 20:33Speaker 3: upgrading software. So we were very worried. So we're glad
- 20:38Speaker 3: to see you in the chat. Oh, my face is hurting.
- 20:41Speaker 3: What are we, 22 minutes in? We haven't even done
- 20:43Speaker 3: a story. All right. I'm going to keep powering through.
- 20:48Speaker 3: I didn't take any pain meds, though. I didn't take
- 20:50Speaker 3: any Advil or Conal. Because I don't really like taking them.
- 20:52Speaker 3: I just want to, you know. But maybe I should have.
- 20:55Speaker 3: Let's see. JJ Nevada says, was never into Star Trek. Well,
- 21:07Speaker 3: I was. Let's see. And I loved Jean-Luc Picard. And
- 21:11Speaker 3: it's very sad news today. Izzy says commies, commies run YouTube.
- 21:18Speaker 3: Commies run YouTube. They do. All right. Rosie says, Richie,
- 21:28Speaker 3: thank you so much. You zoomed in enough for me
- 21:30Speaker 3: to see the pretty gold earrings. Funnily, I never noticed them.
- 21:37Speaker 3: Hold on. Wait a second. What's going on with this?
- 21:40Speaker 3: Hold on. There we go. That's better. There we go. Yeah,
- 21:44Speaker 3: I'd never noticed them before, to be honest. I'd never
- 21:48Speaker 3: noticed them. Let's see. Izzy says Amazon will sell sex
- 21:58Speaker 3: box with real boners. I don't know why we needed
- 22:02Speaker 3: to know that, Izzy. Spambot says the only place you
- 22:12Speaker 3: could safely order a sex bot will be when the
- 22:14Speaker 3: dollhouse gets Grok AI integrated Grok AI integrated and we
- 22:21Speaker 3: are all waiting anxiously for that moment I'm not saying
- 22:29Speaker 3: that Izzy come on maybe this is payback for kicking Mr.
- 22:34Speaker 3: Snacks it is a blessing Rosie, it is a blessing.
- 22:39Speaker 3: Rosie says, damn it, Richie. You got a free good
- 22:41Speaker 3: karma for that. In fact, damn it, Richie, is worth
- 22:44Speaker 3: two good karmas. That's the new rule on the show.
- 22:49Speaker 3: Now we see the whole boating instructor again. Just focus
- 22:53Speaker 3: on the earrings. Let's see. So the I'm glad they
- 23:02Speaker 3: changed the. create a program because now I don't have
- 23:05Speaker 3: to do six days a week anymore. Six nights a week.
- 23:07Speaker 3: I'm going to do five now. It's just whether we
- 23:10Speaker 3: do Sunday to Thursday or Monday to Friday. Now I'll
- 23:13Speaker 3: do five nights a week, six nights a week was
- 23:15Speaker 3: too much. And I know that, you know, there's been some,
- 23:19Speaker 3: some breaks. I've had to miss some days recently, but
- 23:22Speaker 3: mostly I did do six days a week and it
- 23:24Speaker 3: was burning me out to be honest. So five nights
- 23:28Speaker 3: a week, I will enjoy the show more. And then
- 23:31Speaker 3: you guys will enjoy it more. Although maybe I won't
- 23:33Speaker 3: do my bitter, resentful rants as often, which I think
- 23:37Speaker 3: you guys actually do enjoy. All right. But anyway, it
- 23:45Speaker 3: takes the load off and it takes the stress away.
- 23:47Speaker 3: And I could just have a more lighthearted show now
- 23:51Speaker 3: without having to worry about how many hours and all
- 23:54Speaker 3: the metrics and stuff. Now we just do our own thing.
- 23:59Speaker 3: All right. Let's take a look at this clown card
- 24:03Speaker 3: that is Mark Carney trying to get Canada as an
- 24:08Speaker 3: associate member or some sort of alliance with the EU.
- 24:12Speaker 3: It keeps changing. Beautiful Canada posted this. It says, Mark
- 24:15Speaker 3: Carney and Ursula von der Leyen both speak at a
- 24:18Speaker 3: business roundtable at the EU Canada Summit in Montreal. Mark
- 24:23Speaker 3: Carney reiterates that Canada... Mark Carney reiterates... That his government
- 24:32Speaker 3: is working towards making Canada an associate member. Well, the
- 24:39Speaker 3: problem is that the biggest EU members, the biggest economies
- 24:42Speaker 3: in the EU, France and Germany, don't want that. They
- 24:46Speaker 3: say no to that. Not interested. They don't want to
- 24:49Speaker 3: be seen with us in public. But he's just going
- 24:53Speaker 3: with it. Let's take a look.
- 24:58Speaker 1: We're here because we share a common mission. We're in
- 25:04Speaker 1: the process of forging a new alliance, an alliance for
- 25:07Speaker 1: the future with Canada as an associate member between Canada
- 25:12Speaker 1: and the European Union. And it's one that's anchored in values.
- 25:16Speaker 3: Why does he keep saying associate? Why is he saying
- 25:20Speaker 3: associate membership? France and Germany have already said nine and none.
- 25:25Speaker 3: They say, no, they don't want that. Again, they're just
- 25:29Speaker 3: not that into you, Mark Carney.
- 25:31Speaker 1: But builds on our complementary strengths. And really, you look
- 25:34Speaker 1: around this table and who you represent, the complement.
- 25:37Speaker 3: Complementary strengths? Well, between the Carney government and French governments?
- 25:43Speaker 3: Complementary strengths between the Canadian government and European governments? Like debt,
- 25:47Speaker 3: I guess? Like massive, massive debt and bureaucracy and dysfunction?
- 25:53Speaker 3: Increasing censorship, stuff like that.
- 25:55Speaker 1: Country strengths between the European Union and Canada across a
- 25:59Speaker 1: range of domains. And if I commend President von der
- 26:02Speaker 1: Leyen's speech of a few hours ago, which laid this
- 26:05Speaker 1: out in in expert, expert detail with some good poetry
- 26:11Speaker 1: and allusions, if I might add. But from AI to finance,
- 26:14Speaker 1: critical minerals, food security, advanced manufacturing and beyond. And in
- 26:20Speaker 1: the end for you.
- 26:21Speaker 3: It just throws all this out there. But what does
- 26:24Speaker 3: any of it actually mean? Here are Canada's exporter. Here
- 26:30Speaker 3: are the countries that Canada exports to. United States, 73%.
- 26:34Speaker 3: United Kingdom, 6.1%. They're not even in the EU anymore. China, 4.5%. Japan, 1.9%.
- 26:38Speaker 3: Here's France, 0.65%. I don't think that Germany is even
- 26:42Speaker 3: in here. Where the hell is Germany? Germany. It's not
- 26:53Speaker 3: even in there. Those are the two biggest markets in Europe, right?
- 27:00Speaker 3: So when he's talking about all this collaboration and all
- 27:03Speaker 3: these things, well, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It
- 27:08Speaker 3: is not going to replace the 73% from the United States.
- 27:12Speaker 3: It's not going to replace, it's not going to replace
- 27:14Speaker 3: 10% of trade with the United States. Like, uh, all
- 27:20Speaker 3: of our trade with the entire EU, so if you
- 27:22Speaker 3: take France and Spain and all the different countries, it's
- 27:25Speaker 3: about 5% of our trade. They're not going to double that.
- 27:29Speaker 3: They're not. And even if they did, it just wouldn't matter.
- 27:33Speaker 3: Not when you have 401 billion exports to the United States,
- 27:40Speaker 3: as opposed to, I mean, there's 3.6 billion from France. No,
- 27:45Speaker 3: it's not going to make any difference. Diversifying is great,
- 27:48Speaker 3: but Don't live in a fantasy world where you can
- 27:52Speaker 3: ignore or you can antagonize your largest trading partner, the
- 27:56Speaker 3: country that buys three-quarters of the stuff you sell. It
- 28:02Speaker 3: doesn't matter if it goes down to 70% or 68%.
- 28:08Speaker 3: Geography matters, people. Canada's future is tied with the United
- 28:13Speaker 3: States economy, whether we like it or not.
- 28:17Speaker 1: Not in the end, but at the same time for
- 28:19Speaker 1: our youth, a chance to live, work, study more easily.
- 28:24Speaker 3: This is the real thing. That's a couple of little
- 28:26Speaker 3: things here. So chance for young people to go and
- 28:29Speaker 3: live and study and work in Europe. Really? Is that
- 28:33Speaker 3: really worth getting tied up with this crumbling edifice, taking
- 28:37Speaker 3: on a bunch of EU regulations, as we've seen in
- 28:42Speaker 3: the leaked document regarding this proposed associate membership. Yeah. Europe
- 28:49Speaker 3: doesn't do anything for free. They want control and they
- 28:51Speaker 3: want their hand in your pocket. You've got to pay out.
- 28:55Speaker 3: If you want to hang out with them, what, what
- 28:59Speaker 3: are we really getting out of it? Other than young
- 29:01Speaker 3: people could go and work and, and study in Europe,
- 29:04Speaker 3: which they can do now already. And they often do.
- 29:09Speaker 3: That's what he's using to sell this. It's, It's a
- 29:13Speaker 3: big scam. It's a big fraud. It's a big charade,
- 29:17Speaker 3: like everything from this guy. He's not telling us what
- 29:21Speaker 3: his real goals are, why he really wants to do this.
- 29:25Speaker 3: I have a feeling it has something to do with
- 29:27Speaker 3: net zero finance, which his future is very tied in with,
- 29:31Speaker 3: by the way. Dead Knight posted this. So here is
- 29:39Speaker 3: Pierre Polyev. asking, well, an obvious question here. Is this
- 29:44Speaker 3: just another Seinfeld summit? Well, let's take a look. This
- 29:49Speaker 3: is really where Pierre Polyev thrives, either this or addressing down.
- 29:55Speaker 6: Reporters, when Canadians don't have the means to pay for
- 29:59Speaker 6: food or to pay for housing, the prime minister tried
- 30:03Speaker 6: to distract their attention with his big project to become
- 30:07Speaker 6: an associate member of the European Union. Nobody knows what
- 30:10Speaker 6: that means. And the Europeans have rejected that idea yesterday.
- 30:16Speaker 6: We already have a free trade agreement with Europe. It's
- 30:19Speaker 6: just that nine countries haven't ratified it. Can the Prime
- 30:23Speaker 6: Minister promise to make sure that they ratify the agreement,
- 30:26Speaker 6: or is this just more smoke and mirrors? The Honourable
- 30:30Speaker 6: Government House Leader, Mr. Speaker, we are very happy to
- 30:35Speaker 6: have many of my colleagues and the Prime Minister in
- 30:37Speaker 6: Montreal today for a huge meeting with the European Union authorities.
- 30:43Speaker 6: We are going to be looking at a number of
- 30:46Speaker 6: ways that we can collaborate beyond free trade. as we
- 30:52Speaker 6: already have negotiated free trade as a government.
- 30:54Speaker 3: So France and Germany, they just outright reject associate membership,
- 30:58Speaker 3: whatever that means. They're refusing to exempt Canada from their
- 31:03Speaker 3: CBAM carbon tariffs. So when Mark Carney told us that, well,
- 31:08Speaker 3: we have to do carbon capture and carbon credits and
- 31:12Speaker 3: carbon taxes in Canada, otherwise, you know.
- 31:17Speaker 3: Otherwise, the EU, for instance, won't want to trade with us.
- 31:21Speaker 3: It'll make us more competitive because nobody will want to
- 31:24Speaker 3: buy our energy or our products unless they're net zero. Well,
- 31:29Speaker 3: apparently all for naught. Apparently all for naught, for nothing.
- 31:32Speaker 3: It doesn't matter. So I guess anything going in from
- 31:37Speaker 3: the States will have this CBAM, but also anything from Canada.
- 31:41Speaker 3: So Every other country, which isn't doing this, which is
- 31:45Speaker 3: all the other countries, right, that are going to be
- 31:48Speaker 3: exporting anything to the EU, have the advantage. They have
- 31:54Speaker 3: the advantage. They have the competitive advantage. That competitive advantage
- 31:58Speaker 3: Mark Carney kept telling us about, which never made any
- 32:00Speaker 3: sense because I don't see how making your products more
- 32:04Speaker 3: expensive makes you more competitive. Yeah. It's all just total madness.
- 32:12Speaker 3: None of this makes any damn sense. Let's go on
- 32:15Speaker 3: a little bit further here. Hold on. Let's get back
- 32:17Speaker 3: to Pierre. Are they still speaking French?
- 32:20Speaker 7: Can you get anything real, Donna?
- 32:23Speaker 3: Let's get to the English. Oh, who is that? Is that? Oh,
- 32:30Speaker 3: that's him. All right. Yeah, we don't want him anymore.
- 32:33Speaker 3: Here we go. Hold on. The Honourable Leader of the Opposition.
- 32:38Speaker 8: The Prime Minister has tried to distract Canadians from crazy
- 32:41Speaker 8: housing and food costs for the last two months with
- 32:44Speaker 8: his big project of Canada becoming an associate member of
- 32:47Speaker 8: the EU. Nobody knows what it means and the Europeans
- 32:50Speaker 8: have now rejected it. We already have a free trade
- 32:53Speaker 8: agreement with Europe.
- 32:54Speaker 7: It's just that nine of its countries refuse to ratify
- 32:58Speaker 7: that agreement. Will the prime minister actually get anything real
- 33:01Speaker 7: done at this big grand summit? Get those countries to
- 33:04Speaker 7: ratify the deal, let in our beef, or is this
- 33:09Speaker 7: just another Seinfeld summit, a meeting about nothing?
- 33:13Speaker 3: Seinfeld summit, a meeting about nothing.
- 33:18Speaker 9: Yes.
- 33:19Speaker 3: Well, it's not about nothing. It's about, from Mark Carney's incentives,
- 33:24Speaker 3: are in promoting net zero finance, right? That obviously Brookfield
- 33:31Speaker 3: is very, very invested in. It's a world leader in
- 33:35Speaker 3: that or the world leader in that stuff. And it
- 33:39Speaker 3: needs tax dollars to function, to be profitable because none
- 33:44Speaker 3: of this stuff, carbon capture doesn't actually produce anything. It
- 33:47Speaker 3: doesn't create profit. It's just cost, which is why it
- 33:50Speaker 3: needs to be subsidized by Canadians. but you have to ask,
- 33:55Speaker 3: I mean, already France and Germany, the two largest economies
- 34:01Speaker 3: in Europe, that they are really the EU. They're the
- 34:04Speaker 3: leaders of the EU. All right. They've just outright rejected
- 34:08Speaker 3: associate membership for Canada. Uh, we are not, they're refusing
- 34:12Speaker 3: to exempt Canada from their CBAM carbon tariffs, even though,
- 34:18Speaker 3: even though, uh, Canada has wasted countless billions on these
- 34:23Speaker 3: net-zero boondoggles and the carbon capture and now there's the
- 34:26Speaker 3: carbon credits and all the carbon taxes on Canadian industry
- 34:31Speaker 3: that apparently we had to do otherwise we wouldn't be competitive. Well,
- 34:37Speaker 3: apparently all for naught, huh? Apparently all for nothing. It's
- 34:40Speaker 3: almost like Carney was just making things up again.
- 34:45Speaker 5: So.
- 34:48Speaker 3: U.S., which isn't doing any of these climate net zero boondoggles.
- 34:56Speaker 3: And Canada, which has wasted, again, countless billions now on
- 35:01Speaker 3: all this stuff. Same tariffs from the EU. This is
- 35:05Speaker 3: all going so well. Let's move on. Hold on. What
- 35:13Speaker 3: do we have here? Beautiful Canada. So this is from
- 35:17Speaker 3: the EU Canada meeting in Montreal from the summit in
- 35:22Speaker 3: Montreal let's take a look.
- 35:25Speaker 9: On Canada EU you've said that the words the semantics
- 35:29Speaker 9: don't matter but we know that some European states believe
- 35:33Speaker 9: it does matter the words so I wonder how you
- 35:35Speaker 9: feel about Madame von der Leyen even today saying your
- 35:38Speaker 9: mutual goal is associate membership in the EU.
- 35:42Speaker 1: The I think the look there are they don't matter
- 35:47Speaker 1: From our perspective, the nomenclature doesn't matter. What matters to
- 35:52Speaker 1: Canadians ultimately from this new alliance is going to be affordability.
- 35:58Speaker 1: It's going to be opportunity.
- 36:00Speaker 3: Affordability and opportunity.
- 36:01Speaker 7: How?
- 36:02Speaker 5: What?
- 36:03Speaker 3: So is this that Canadians can go and study and
- 36:07Speaker 3: work in Europe? Because they already do that. Yeah. I
- 36:13Speaker 3: don't understand what we're getting. He won't just say what
- 36:16Speaker 3: we're actually getting, like a concrete benefit. This thing will
- 36:20Speaker 3: make everybody's life better. This consequential thing will make everybody's
- 36:26Speaker 3: life better.
- 36:27Speaker 1: Opportunity for young Canadians to live, travel, study. Opportunities for
- 36:33Speaker 1: our researchers to plug into one of the most advanced
- 36:37Speaker 1: research network across a wide range of domains, opportunities, greater.
- 36:41Speaker 3: So there's been no research cooperation between Canada and Europe.
- 36:46Speaker 3: I find that rather hard to believe.
- 36:49Speaker 1: Opportunities for our companies, cultural opportunities for Canadians.
- 36:53Speaker 3: And cultural opportunities. What traveling to Europe? Because what else
- 36:59Speaker 3: can that possibly mean? Canadians can already do that.
- 37:03Speaker 1: At the, base of this, and this is why we began,
- 37:07Speaker 1: I began at least with.
- 37:09Speaker 3: All right, at the base of it. He's got to
- 37:10Speaker 3: give us something real here. Let's listen.
- 37:12Speaker 1: The national security strategy. This new alliance is not a
- 37:20Speaker 1: marketing exercise. The name doesn't matter. What matters is that
- 37:24Speaker 1: the complementarities of our two jurisdictions strengthen our sovereignty.
- 37:32Speaker 3: The complementarities Let's hear that again.
- 37:35Speaker 1: Of our two... The name doesn't matter. What matters is
- 37:44Speaker 1: that the complementarities of our two.
- 37:46Speaker 3: Complementarities. The complementarities. All right, continue.
- 37:53Speaker 1: Jurisdictions strengthen our sovereignty.
- 37:59Speaker 3: The complementarities of our jurisdictions... strengthens our sovereignty. Are you
- 38:07Speaker 3: starting to figure out yet? Well, I know you guys are.
- 38:11Speaker 3: I think Canadians need to start figuring out that these
- 38:13Speaker 3: are just empty words. This means nothing. All right, this
- 38:18Speaker 3: is just a charade. He is not telling us why
- 38:23Speaker 3: he really wants this. I believe it has to do
- 38:25Speaker 3: with net zero finance, which has been Mark Carney's obsession for, what,
- 38:29Speaker 3: a decade and a half now. in which he personally,
- 38:33Speaker 3: his own future is very personally tied to it, his
- 38:36Speaker 3: financial future. The complementarities of our jurisdictions strengthen our sovereignty,
- 38:44Speaker 3: taking on a bunch of EU regulations and having them
- 38:49Speaker 3: reach into our pocket for cash strengthens our... How does
- 38:53Speaker 3: that strengthen our sovereignty? It seems like it weakens it.
- 38:56Speaker 3: How does handing power over to this foreign bloc Make
- 39:02Speaker 3: us more sovereign. Obviously, that's an inversion of reality.
- 39:05Speaker 1: Strengthens Europe's sovereignty, various strategic autonomies, critical minerals, energy, other aspects, AI.
- 39:12Speaker 1: The partnership here is a classic.
- 39:14Speaker 3: Look, we already have a trade deal. We have a
- 39:17Speaker 3: free trade deal. By the way, as Pierre Pauly has noted,
- 39:21Speaker 3: nine countries still haven't even ratified that. So is this
- 39:26Speaker 3: really about trade? Is this about critical minerals? I'm not
- 39:32Speaker 3: so sure.
- 39:33Speaker 1: Take example of that. You see it in the partnership
- 39:36Speaker 1: between with Cohere, with Germany, and then more broadly. And
- 39:42Speaker 1: similar complementarities for Canada. And why does sovereignty matter in
- 39:46Speaker 1: a dangerous and divided world?
- 39:49Speaker 3: He said it. Everybody take a shot. He said, dangerous
- 39:51Speaker 3: and divided world. Why does sovereignty matter? So he's just described, actually,
- 39:56Speaker 3: the opposite of sovereignty, of strengthening your sovereignty. And now
- 39:59Speaker 3: he's going to explain to us why that matters.
- 40:02Speaker 1: Allows us to withstand shocks. It means that we're not
- 40:06Speaker 1: held up by some country or some technology.
- 40:11Speaker 3: Held up by some country? You mean like carbon tariffs?
- 40:15Speaker 3: You mean like the Europe CBAM tariffs? Carbon tariffs, which
- 40:18Speaker 3: they refuse to exempt us from? Like, hold on a second.
- 40:24Speaker 3: Just wait one second. You know, like, you've made quite
- 40:29Speaker 3: a big deal. You've said that our relationship will never
- 40:32Speaker 3: be the same again with the United States over tariffs.
- 40:36Speaker 3: You've said we're at war over tariffs.
- 40:40Speaker 1: Hmm.
- 40:41Speaker 3: It's almost like Carney, it's almost like everything that Carney
- 40:45Speaker 3: says is a lie.
- 40:47Speaker 1: Company that wants to dictate how we're going to live
- 40:49Speaker 1: our lives. It allows us to live our lives as
- 40:51Speaker 1: we choose. And as I said at the start, in
- 40:53Speaker 1: the greatest country in the world.
- 40:54Speaker 3: Well, I mean, except for those EU regulations that they're
- 40:57Speaker 3: going to force on us. Aside from that, we could
- 41:00Speaker 3: live as we choose. Unless, you know, unless Europe tells
- 41:03Speaker 3: us that we can't.
- 41:05Speaker 1: The world and all the diversity that that brings.
- 41:08Speaker 3: Oh, and you got diversity in there too. Take another shot.
- 41:13Speaker 3: This is all madness. This is a clown car. All right.
- 41:16Speaker 3: The Canadian government is just a circus at this point.
- 41:23Speaker 3: Stephanie Cusey posted this. Member of Parliament. What does she
- 41:30Speaker 3: have to say about all of this? All this pomp
- 41:33Speaker 3: and circumstance. Let's take a look.
- 41:35Speaker 2: The Prime Minister has tried to distract Canadians for months
- 41:39Speaker 2: with the lure of associate membership in the EU. A
- 41:43Speaker 2: membership that they themselves have rejected. Meanwhile, Canadians continue to suffer,
- 41:50Speaker 2: and Canadians have been put at risk of further taxation,
- 41:54Speaker 2: crippling regulation at a time where we need revenue, and
- 41:58Speaker 2: unknown immigration impacts. And now Canadians are faced with another
- 42:03Speaker 2: distraction for the next two days of more meaningless agreements. Meanwhile,
- 42:09Speaker 2: they go to food banks and struggle to pay their mortgages.
- 42:15Speaker 2: The truth is, We have a free trade deal with Europe.
- 42:21Speaker 2: What we need is the Prime Minister to get the
- 42:24Speaker 2: other nine nations to ratify the agreement. He needs to
- 42:29Speaker 2: get our beef and pork to Europe, and he needs
- 42:33Speaker 2: to eliminate the risk of more carbon tariffs. This is
- 42:38Speaker 2: another distraction and another failure of the Prime Minister.
- 42:45Speaker 3: Well... Yeah, it's certainly a distraction, but this is something
- 42:51Speaker 3: that Carney clearly has had in the cards for, I think,
- 42:54Speaker 3: since before he became prime minister. It may be the
- 42:57Speaker 3: reason that he wanted to be prime minister in the
- 42:59Speaker 3: first place. We all remember, I was making videos about,
- 43:02Speaker 3: I was talking about it shortly after he became PM,
- 43:06Speaker 3: that all of a sudden we started seeing these polls,
- 43:09Speaker 3: like 90% of polls in Canada are government funded, I believe.
- 43:13Speaker 3: We started seeing these polls about how much Canadians wanted
- 43:16Speaker 3: to join the EU just kind of out of nowhere,
- 43:19Speaker 3: which I thought was very odd. I think he's clearly,
- 43:23Speaker 3: clearly been planning this all along since before he became
- 43:26Speaker 3: prime minister. Mark Nixon, Canada is cooked. It's getting worse
- 43:35Speaker 3: and worse every day. Just the fiscal situation is getting
- 43:39Speaker 3: worse and worse every day. that Mark Carney stays in office.
- 43:43Speaker 3: And don't take my word for it. You can listen
- 43:45Speaker 3: to the Parliamentary Budget Officer.
- 43:48Speaker 1: Our partnership with Europe is.
- 43:51Speaker 3: Based on three pillars.
- 43:57Speaker 1: Number one, outlets. The EU is the second largest.
- 44:04Speaker 5: Economy with over 450 million consumers.
- 44:10Speaker 3: And declining fast, by the way.
- 44:13Speaker 5: Who is already our second largest trade partner with.
- 44:17Speaker 1: Trade that achieved about $ 180 billion.
- 44:21Speaker 5: That's about 5%, what, 6%?
- 44:27Speaker 3: At the high range, 6% of our exports.
- 44:30Speaker 1: So.
- 44:32Speaker 3: Yeah, good luck turning that into, you know, 50% of
- 44:35Speaker 3: our exports. It's not going to happen.
- 44:38Speaker 5: With new alliances, we will open up new markets to
- 44:41Speaker 5: Canadian companies.
- 44:43Speaker 3: We already have a free trade deal with the EU.
- 44:46Speaker 5: We will create new collaborations for our researchers. And we
- 44:50Speaker 5: will offer young people new opportunities to live, work, and study.
- 44:57Speaker 3: This is the best that he's got these days. these
- 44:59Speaker 3: trivial little baubles that he throws out, new opportunities for researchers.
- 45:03Speaker 3: What the hell does that mean? New opportunities for young
- 45:06Speaker 3: people to travel to Europe. They can already do that.
- 45:09Speaker 3: I mean, it shows you the low state of Canadian politics,
- 45:14Speaker 3: that this is what passes. This is fine. And by
- 45:17Speaker 3: the way, the Canadian media will be just fine with
- 45:19Speaker 3: all this. They'll be curiously incurious once again.
- 45:22Speaker 5: On both sides of the Atlantic.
- 45:25Speaker 3: Excusez-moi.
- 45:28Speaker 5: Number two is affordability. Together, we will give families more
- 45:34Speaker 5: choices at a lower cost.
- 45:38Speaker 3: How? He just literally pulled that out of his ass.
- 45:42Speaker 5: These opportunities range from finance to education. And number three, sovereignty.
- 45:49Speaker 5: We have complementary strengths. Europe stands out for its strong,
- 45:55Speaker 5: powerful market. and industrial strength.
- 46:00Speaker 3: It's a crumbling edifice. The most powerful economies in Europe
- 46:06Speaker 3: are going off a fiscal cliff faster than Canada is actually,
- 46:12Speaker 3: or at least just as fast. They're falling apart. Germany's
- 46:15Speaker 3: de-industrializing itself. This is not the path to the shiny,
- 46:21Speaker 3: bright economic future. This is joining ourselves with the losers,
- 46:28Speaker 3: with powers in decline for some reason.
- 46:31Speaker 4: Canada counts on talent and world-class research capabilities, as well
- 46:40Speaker 4: as abundant energy and mineral resources.
- 46:45Speaker 5: We share the same values.
- 46:47Speaker 3: Which is why we imported 2 million Uber drivers.
- 46:51Speaker 10: All right.
- 46:55Speaker 3: Based on values, 100% based on value. Well, that's his
- 46:59Speaker 3: book values, Mark Carney's book values. Um, but speaking of values,
- 47:03Speaker 3: like what are European values? Let's take a look. Let's see.
- 47:06Speaker 3: Germany sees record number of criminal insults against politicians. I
- 47:12Speaker 3: think this is the kind of collaboration Mark Carney sees
- 47:14Speaker 3: in Canada's future, right? Adopting some of these draconian authoritarian
- 47:20Speaker 3: laws that they have in Europe to crush dissent. Uh,
- 47:24Speaker 3: Let's see. According to official statistics, in 2025, there were 4,792
- 47:30Speaker 3: investigations against people who had denigrated politicians in breach of
- 47:36Speaker 3: the German Criminal Code. Denigrated. I mean, literally just insulted.
- 47:43Speaker 3: Not even vulgar. According to Article 188 of the German
- 47:49Speaker 3: Criminal Code, anybody who insults a politician in a way
- 47:55Speaker 3: Anyone who insults a politician in a way which, quote,
- 47:57Speaker 3: is likely to significantly impede their public activities can be
- 48:02Speaker 3: imprisoned for up to three years or be fined. The
- 48:07Speaker 3: clause expressly includes local politicians, so significantly impede their public activities.
- 48:14Speaker 3: What kind of horrible things are people doing to get arrested?
- 48:17Speaker 3: Let's see. One of the most notorious cases was the
- 48:20Speaker 3: so-called Moron Affair. In 2024, Bavarians pensioner Stefan Niehoff shared
- 48:30Speaker 3: a meme on X that insinuated that then-German Vice Chancellor
- 48:35Speaker 3: Robert Habeck was a moron. After a state reporting body
- 48:44Speaker 3: had registered the post and forwarded it to the police, again,
- 48:49Speaker 3: state reporting body, They say that the AFD are far right,
- 48:53Speaker 3: by the way. Is the AFD going to have a
- 48:57Speaker 3: state reporting body to report people for insulting political leaders?
- 49:03Speaker 3: I don't know. Officers raided this pensioner's and Niehoff's house
- 49:09Speaker 3: where he lived with his wife and handicapped daughter in
- 49:12Speaker 3: the early morning hours of November 12th, 2024, confiscating the
- 49:17Speaker 3: tablet for calling a politician a moron. These are European values.
- 49:24Speaker 3: Niehoff was later fined 1,350 euros for his post. He
- 49:29Speaker 3: appealed the sentence in January 2026. He died at the
- 49:32Speaker 3: age of 65 years. The appeal has not been decided
- 49:38Speaker 3: on yet, so they hounded this man to his death.
- 49:42Speaker 3: These were his final years, being hounded by the state
- 49:46Speaker 3: for calling a politician a moron. Now, his case is
- 49:50Speaker 3: far from the only one. In another notorious affair in
- 49:53Speaker 3: February 2026, police in Heilbronn launched an investigation against a
- 49:59Speaker 3: pensioner for supposedly calling current German Chancellor Friedrich Merz Pinocchio. Pinocchio,
- 50:07Speaker 3: this is the kind of denigration that can get you
- 50:11Speaker 3: arrested in Germany. I think this is the kind of
- 50:14Speaker 3: cooperation that Mark Carney wants. I think he wants to
- 50:18Speaker 3: get Canadian laws in line with laws like these German ones.
- 50:22Speaker 3: I think Mark Carney would love this. He'd be drooling
- 50:24Speaker 3: at the prospect of having his critics hauled in front
- 50:29Speaker 3: of a judge. EU court finds Hungary 200 million euros
- 50:34Speaker 3: over its asylum policy. The European Union's top court has
- 50:39Speaker 3: fined Hungary 200 million euros for failing to follow the
- 50:43Speaker 3: union's asylum policies. The court will also issue a penalty
- 50:47Speaker 3: of one million a day until it changes its policy.
- 50:50Speaker 3: This was back in 2024. Hungary's prime minister, Viktor Orban,
- 50:57Speaker 3: so this is before the latest election there, in a
- 51:00Speaker 3: post on X said the fine for defending the borders
- 51:03Speaker 3: of the European Union was was outrageous and unacceptable and
- 51:08Speaker 3: said it seems that illegal migrants are more important to
- 51:12Speaker 3: the Brussels bureaucrats than their own European citizens. So is
- 51:19Speaker 3: this what Mark Carney talks about when he says that
- 51:21Speaker 3: Canada is the most European of the non-European countries? He
- 51:25Speaker 3: wants Canada to be more like this, not like Hungary,
- 51:29Speaker 3: not like Hungary. He wants it to be more like
- 51:32Speaker 3: the people, let's see, fighting Hungary for protecting its own
- 51:37Speaker 3: borders and the people arresting people for calling politicians names
- 51:44Speaker 3: on X. Names like Moron and Pinocchio. I am not enthusiastic.
- 51:58Speaker 3: Let's see. Bruce McGonigal, Breaking News. European Commission President Ursula
- 52:03Speaker 3: von der Leyen says Canada can work towards being an
- 52:06Speaker 3: associate member of the EU if we give up our
- 52:08Speaker 3: sovereignty and independence. Well, let's see if she actually says that.
- 52:12Speaker 3: I haven't watched this clip yet, but let's take a look.
- 52:18Speaker 10: We can build a partnership that comes closer to membership
- 52:21Speaker 10: than anything we've done before. So how do we get there? First,
- 52:25Speaker 10: it means close alignment on policies. We can work on everything.
- 52:30Speaker 3: Close alignment on policies. This means EU regulations and EU laws,
- 52:35Speaker 3: which again does not feel like increasing our sovereignty. It
- 52:40Speaker 3: feels like the opposite.
- 52:41Speaker 10: From AI and climate to energy and security, you just
- 52:45Speaker 10: name it. Second, it means close alignment on governance. It
- 52:49Speaker 10: means more work shared by the European Commission and the
- 52:53Speaker 10: Canadian So, all of a.
- 52:55Speaker 3: Sudden, governing Canada is going to be the European Commission
- 52:58Speaker 3: and the Canadian government. Where it used to be just
- 53:01Speaker 3: the Canadian government, but in this bright future, this bright
- 53:05Speaker 3: technocratic future for Canada, it'll be the European Commission that
- 53:10Speaker 3: will be working with the Canadian government to govern Canada. Again...
- 53:18Speaker 3: Every time that Mark Carney says anything about sovereignty, it
- 53:22Speaker 3: is an inversion of reality. And he just assumes that
- 53:26Speaker 3: you're too stupid to figure it out.
- 53:28Speaker 10: Indian government, for example. The cooperation could also entail parliament
- 53:33Speaker 10: to parliament, between our two parliaments, and court to court.
- 53:38Speaker 10: And third, this means closer.
- 53:39Speaker 3: So now our courts are going to... Seriously, this does
- 53:43Speaker 3: not sound like more sovereignty to me.
- 53:45Speaker 10: Alignment on each other programs.
- 53:48Speaker 3: Madam President. We can build an alignment on progress. Okay,
- 53:54Speaker 3: this is not elbows up, to put it in terms
- 53:58Speaker 3: that maybe a liberal voter can understand. This doesn't sound
- 54:01Speaker 3: like we'll never give up our sovereignty. This sounds like
- 54:04Speaker 3: Mark Carney's very eager to give up our sovereignty. Wow.
- 54:10Speaker 3: What a disaster. Uh, Canada facing carbon tariff threat from
- 54:21Speaker 3: European union internal documents. It's almost like they're not just
- 54:28Speaker 3: doing it to be friendly. It's almost like they want
- 54:31Speaker 3: something from Canada.
- 54:33Speaker 5: Huh?
- 54:34Speaker 3: Wow. All right. My face is starting to hurt quite
- 54:38Speaker 3: a bit. I'll try and go a bit longer. Uh, uh,
- 54:49Speaker 3: Here's a short from Jasmine Lane discussing her theory. Well,
- 54:54Speaker 3: let me give you my theory. Let me give you
- 54:57Speaker 3: a theory that I have regarding what Europe's motivations might be.
- 55:04Speaker 3: I think it is that they want to use Canada
- 55:07Speaker 3: as a bargaining chip against the United States to secure
- 55:11Speaker 3: a better deal for themselves. And the fact that France
- 55:15Speaker 3: and Germany have already come out and said they are
- 55:19Speaker 3: opposed to associate membership. They don't seem pleased at all.
- 55:22Speaker 3: Makes me wonder, and this is speculation, if they've already
- 55:27Speaker 3: started to work something out or already started negotiations with
- 55:31Speaker 3: the United States to get a better deal by opposing
- 55:34Speaker 3: Canada having anything to do with the EU. That's speculation,
- 55:39Speaker 3: but obviously all of this is going to make the
- 55:44Speaker 3: United States very unhappy. Because this starts to become a
- 55:47Speaker 3: national security concern already. If Canada wasn't already enough because
- 55:53Speaker 3: of Chinese steel dumping and our apparently completely open borders,
- 56:01Speaker 3: where anybody could just fly in and then try and
- 56:03Speaker 3: get into the states through the northern border. And then,
- 56:08Speaker 3: of course, Chinese infiltration of the Canadian government. Chinese infiltration
- 56:13Speaker 3: of Canada on every single level. uh, you know, IRGC acting,
- 56:19Speaker 3: acting freely in Canada. Uh, but then this whole thing
- 56:24Speaker 3: with joining the EU, uh, geopolitically, that's just, you have
- 56:30Speaker 3: to assume that's a no go for the United States, right?
- 56:33Speaker 3: This is completely in a contradiction to the, uh, you know,
- 56:40Speaker 3: the Donro doctrine, the, the Trump, this is incomplete, um,
- 56:45Speaker 3: contradiction of the Trump national security strategy, which they're calling
- 56:49Speaker 3: the Monroe Doctrine, but done, which is North America, the
- 56:55Speaker 3: Western Hemisphere, that's America's turf, and they're reasserting that. So
- 57:01Speaker 3: this doesn't go along with that. So the United States
- 57:04Speaker 3: was never going to certainly let Canada join the EU,
- 57:08Speaker 3: and they would do that by threatening Europe, threatening Europe
- 57:12Speaker 3: with withdrawing defense, pulling back their bases, taking their bases
- 57:19Speaker 3: out of Europe, that sort of thing. They have plenty
- 57:21Speaker 3: of leverage, especially when there's a war between Ukraine and
- 57:24Speaker 3: Russia happening right now. So my thoughts are that EU
- 57:29Speaker 3: just saw this as an opportunity to use Canada as
- 57:32Speaker 3: a bargaining chip. It's got a better deal with the States.
- 57:35Speaker 3: That's speculation, but it seems to make sense, doesn't it?
- 57:38Speaker 3: Because obviously there would be massive, at least behind the scenes,
- 57:43Speaker 3: opposition to this, any of this happening. Clearly, obviously. There
- 57:47Speaker 3: is no question that they would be massively opposed to
- 57:51Speaker 3: this for obvious reasons, obvious geopolitical reasons, right? So, you know,
- 57:58Speaker 3: if this whole thing looks like a charade, I think
- 58:01Speaker 3: that it is. All right. Jasmine Lane's explanation. Let's take
- 58:08Speaker 3: a quick look. That's from Izzy. Copy. All right, let's
- 58:12Speaker 3: take a look at Izzy's link here. Link monkey!
- 58:16Speaker 9: All right.
- 58:17Speaker 1: Here we go.
- 58:26Speaker 11: Okay, I have a theory about what's happening to Canada
- 58:28Speaker 11: right now. And if I'm right, holy crap. Have you
- 58:33Speaker 11: noticed that ever since Mark Carney became prime minister, he
- 58:36Speaker 11: has made Europe a major diplomatic priority. And he has
- 58:39Speaker 11: been pushing for closer EU integration to diversify away from Trump.
- 58:45Speaker 11: But here is where that timing starts to get difficult.
- 58:47Speaker 11: a little too interesting. Ursula von der Leyen, she is
- 58:51Speaker 11: the current president of the European Commission and she is
- 58:53Speaker 11: expected to finish her term in 2029. Guess when Canada's
- 58:58Speaker 11: next federal election is scheduled?
- 59:01Speaker 1: 2029.
- 59:02Speaker 11: So hypothetically, Mark Carney could finish his term as prime
- 59:04Speaker 11: minister around the same time that one of the most
- 59:06Speaker 11: powerful jobs in Europe becomes available. And who helps choose
- 59:11Speaker 11: the next European Commission president? The leaders of European member states,
- 59:16Speaker 11: who Mark Carney has been spending all sorts of time
- 59:20Speaker 11: with lately and prioritizing above absolutely everything else, even though
- 59:24Speaker 11: it makes no sense economically speaking for Canada. And it's
- 59:26Speaker 11: also not what Canadian businesses and workers want. want him
- 59:29Speaker 11: to do. But here is where my theory runs into
- 59:32Speaker 11: a pretty big problem. Carney gave up his Irish citizenship
- 59:35Speaker 11: before becoming prime minister for political optics and without citizenship
- 59:39Speaker 11: in an.
- 59:40Speaker 3: Well, I just want to interrupt for one second. He
- 59:43Speaker 3: said that he did, but Carney is an inveterate liar.
- 59:46Speaker 3: He's lied about every, he lied about being involved in
- 59:49Speaker 3: moving Brookfield's headquarters to New York. He lied about his investments.
- 59:53Speaker 3: He said all he had was cash and properties. Now
- 59:56Speaker 3: he's got millions of dollars in investments, 91% of them
- 1:00:00Speaker 3: in the United States. He will lie about anything. He
- 1:00:02Speaker 3: lied about his phone calls with Trump, about the Gordie
- 1:00:05Speaker 3: Howe Bridge. He lies and lies and lies. So why
- 1:00:09Speaker 3: would anybody be surprised if he lied about giving up
- 1:00:11Speaker 3: his passport? I doubt that he did.
- 1:00:14Speaker 11: EU member state, he faces a major eligibility obstacle when
- 1:00:19Speaker 11: it comes to replacing and being the successor of Ursula
- 1:00:22Speaker 11: von der Leyen. Now, Ursula and Mark Carney are playing
- 1:00:25Speaker 11: around with the idea of creating something that has never
- 1:00:27Speaker 11: existed before, which is a brand new category of EU membership.
- 1:00:31Speaker 11: the associate membership exclusively for Canada. What's incredibly interesting about
- 1:00:36Speaker 11: this is that there are no existing rules for this
- 1:00:39Speaker 11: category because Mark Carney and Ursula came up with it together,
- 1:00:43Speaker 11: meaning that its terms will be decided by the two
- 1:00:47Speaker 11: of them. Could they possibly include something where it would
- 1:00:52Speaker 11: recognize Mark Carney in the same way that it would
- 1:00:55Speaker 11: recognize Somebody who's a citizen of an EU member state?
- 1:00:59Speaker 5: We don't know yet.
- 1:01:00Speaker 11: And let's not forget that this entire EU associate membership
- 1:01:03Speaker 11: thing makes zero sense considering the fact that Canada already
- 1:01:06Speaker 11: has free trade with the European Union. We've had that
- 1:01:09Speaker 11: since 2017 and we already cooperate on security and defense.
- 1:01:13Speaker 11: What if Canada's entire pivot away from Donald Trump and
- 1:01:17Speaker 11: towards Europe isn't about Canada at all? It was political
- 1:01:21Speaker 11: opportunism for Mark Carney's next job.
- 1:01:25Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:01:25Speaker 11: I have a theory about what's happening to Canada right now.
- 1:01:28Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: I mean, look, I wouldn't be surprised at all, to
- 1:01:31Speaker 3: be honest, uh, if he ends up replacing Ursula von
- 1:01:34Speaker 3: der Leyen and, uh, he didn't give up his Irish
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: passport and, you know, it'll just never be spoken of
- 1:01:42Speaker 3: again because it's Mark Carney. That wouldn't surprise me in
- 1:01:44Speaker 3: the least. I think it's got a lot to do
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: with Mark Carney recognizing that, um, The European Union is
- 1:01:52Speaker 3: a great opportunity to funnel normal people's money into net
- 1:01:57Speaker 3: zero boondoggles to enrich himself and his friends. Certainly, if
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: he becomes a commissioner of the EU or president of
- 1:02:07Speaker 3: the EU commission, then he's got a much larger budget.
- 1:02:10Speaker 3: He's got way, way more money, way, way more power
- 1:02:13Speaker 3: to funnel money into these boondoggles that he has a
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: personal interest in. So, yeah. Let's see. Let's see. Izzy says,
- 1:02:32Speaker 3: this is treason. We need a government repair kit. Bronto.
- 1:02:36Speaker 3: All right. Screwing our relationship with our greatest trade partner
- 1:02:43Speaker 3: for this nonsense. Word salad is insulting. Izzy says, it is.
- 1:02:47Speaker 3: It's all just gibberish. It's meaningless gibberish and platitudes about sovereignty, opportunity,
- 1:02:53Speaker 3: without any concrete details on anything that would actually make
- 1:02:58Speaker 3: any difference. All right. Let's do a little... I'm going
- 1:03:10Speaker 3: to have to call this again because my face is
- 1:03:11Speaker 3: hurting again, and I'm just weak. I'm weak. I'm weak. Uh,
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: maybe we'll just leave it for tomorrow. Just leave it
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: at that. I don't think I can do anymore. Uh,
- 1:03:21Speaker 3: I did, I put in like the, you know, I
- 1:03:23Speaker 3: put in the old college try, uh, but my face
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: is hurting again and we did get through. I did
- 1:03:28Speaker 3: want really want to do the story about Canada, the EU.
- 1:03:32Speaker 3: So I can clip it, but, uh, let's try again
- 1:03:35Speaker 3: tomorrow night. Maybe it'll go a little bit better, but, uh,
- 1:03:39Speaker 3: my apologies, everybody. And but let's try it again tomorrow.
- 1:03:44Speaker 3: Hopefully everybody will show up. My apologies for a shorter
- 1:03:48Speaker 3: stream again. But at least I showed up. At least
- 1:03:50Speaker 3: I did like an hour right over an hour. Right. Right.
- 1:03:54Speaker 3: That's good. That's good. All right. Good night, everybody. I'm
- 1:03:57Speaker 3: out of here.