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Robby Witt Unfiltered: South Dakota, Fake News & Reality TV Mayhem · The Drama Drop

• Morgan: ⁓ my gosh, South Dakota, I'm so, so excited to have you on the pod today. You've been booked and busy. You've been doing so many things. Like, how are you doing? How is everything going? Robby: Right now it's a little crazy right now and I'm honestly my boy Jordan was supposed to be here today with me but like he couldn't make it because I forgot to pick him up from the airport. So it's one of those things where like you can look at it and say it's my fault but I just think sometimes things work out the way they're supposed to work out bro. Morgan: Right, for sure. And I feel like Jordan should take some accountability on that as well. Robby: Like, I know you sent me a text reminding me, but where's the call 20 minutes beforehand? You know what mean? Like, if I'm out with a girl, I could forget things like that. And remember, I was a bird farmer, and that's a deep cut for some people, but me in airports, because I talk to the birds and some people call planes birds, those can be a little confusing for me. I didn't get very far on that show. Morgan: Exactly. And too, like if you're out with a girl, like you're trying to be very mindful and pay attention to her, like how rude would that be if you're on your phone and paying attention to Jordan or anybody else? So like, really feel like honestly, if you really look at it, it's mainly on him. Robby: From that perspective, my guy Jordan needs to figure it out, okay? Morgan: Yeah, yeah, no, I completely agree. But yeah, like you said, you've been doing so many things. So one of the most recent projects that you did was the Unwell games. How is that? Robby: That was a ton of fun. A lot of people will say like, hey, your life's pretty unwell right now. But when I went on those games, I was like, this is perfect for me because this is where I need A lot of people are telling me this is I need to be right now. I feel like I did pretty good. And maybe there's some relationships that we could talk about. Bring Chase on. Let's talk about that. That's a problem. Morgan: So was going to ask you about that because you were all cozy with Hallie Batchelder and ⁓ in the hot tub. Like you guys seemed very flirty, ⁓ I feel like I saw her coming it up with Chase at Coachella. what have you talked to him about that? Have you addressed that at all with him? Robby: No, for sure. I will, okay, but I was getting cozy with her and I was about to text her and then I saw all that stuff and I heard about her, you know, cozying up at Coachella, which like, first off, Chase, where's my invite? Where's bro code and DadTok? Where's my booty, bro? And it's like, no, you're gonna go be Mr. steal my girl. You know what mean? And it's like, dude, I'm down right now and you're just kicking me in the dust. Coachella dust, okay? And that's not okay. Morgan: That's you, Dave. No, it really isn't. And yeah, speaking of DadTok, like there's so much going on. mean, Jordan, you know, he's going really, he's really going through it. I don't know if you saw, but Jessi you know, she's having a little girls trip in Nashville and she was posting at a concert, not too long ago, she was on the shoulders of some dude and we were like, who is this man? Well, there's been a blind item that it's Marciano. And so this storyline is just. It's really just coming back and saying like, how is DadTok holding up? is Jordan holding up? What are your thoughts? ⁓ Robby: Okay, first off, if it was Murciano, because I know we only saw the top of his hat, I'm going to round up DadTok. There's going to be something to say about that. ⁓ of all, I say me and my guy Jordan, okay, we go on our own trip, not to Nashville, okay, not somewhere rural like that. I'm saying to New York City, okay, and we're just going to spin blocks looking for his next girl. Okay, that's the move. we're not going to keep it quiet. We're going to post it, okay? Maybe Jordan will get on some girl shoulders at Madison Square Garden. How's that gonna make Jessi feel? You know what I'm saying? Like, it's just either way. Morgan: I like that idea. I like that idea. And you want to know who else is in New York City? Hallie Batchelder. So exactly, exactly. And Chase might end up being there too. We don't know. could be a whole reunion with everybody. Robby: Win-win. We get DadTok totally back together. Right now we've only got a couple of likable members. Shout out Mr. Neeley, you know, but we need more likable members right now. We're going to do the PR to make sure that happens. Morgan: sure. Yeah, speaking of PR, ⁓ Vanderpump Villa, you are on it, allegedly. We don't know because all your scenes got cut. Robby: off like my scenes got cut off but you're saying I don't know how you're pronouncing that but it is definitely a Banderbump Billa okay it's three B's in the Banderbump Billa okay so I mean this is your podcast but I don't mean to step on anybody's toes but it's a Banderbump Billa I had a good time in the Banderbump Billa and unfortunately no one's gonna be able to see it okay and it's like do they want ratings or not you know right I'll give it to them The Drama Drop: Welcome back to the Drama Drop, you guys. Today's episode is a little chaotic in the best way because technically I have two guests. We have Robbie Witt. He's a comedian, creator, and a professional personality shapeshifter. But also joining us today is someone you may or may not be emotionally prepared for, South Dakota. Yes, you heard that right. Two completely different energies, one microphone. I don't fully know who's going to show up more today. I'm honestly a little scared, but I'm very excited. Morgan: Yeah, because I feel like anybody tuning in is definitely mainly tuning in for Dakota and everything that's going on with him. mean, hello, it was mentioned on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives this past season, something going on at the villa with Dakota and now we don't even get to see it. I don't know. The Drama Drop: Robbie has been absolutely blowing up online. So if you somehow don't already follow him, go fix that immediately. You can find him on Instagram at thesephew on TikTok at the Robbie show, and on YouTube at the Robbie Witt Show. Trust me, you're gonna want more of him after this. And while you're at it, sure you're subscribed to this podcast on whatever platform you're listening to. Leave a rating if you're feeling generous, which I know you are, ⁓ follow me on Instagram and TikTok at the.drama.drop. Robby: I just want to break my NDA. I really do. You know what mean? Like, you make me sign an NDA, and I'm like... Might need to break it right now, okay? Morgan: At this point, you might as well. There's nothing else left that can be done. I think breaking the NDA is good. But well, I don't know. You might, you might have signed an NDA for this, but I do have to ask. I don't know if you've been seeing all the craziness that's been going on between Alex Cooper, Alix Earle, but I mean, obviously with you being on the Unwell Games, you worked with Alex Cooper. I'm sure you got to meet her and interact with her, but with all of this drama going on. The Drama Drop: so you don't miss any of the chaos. All right, let's get into it. Robbie and also South Dakota, welcome to the Drama Drop. Morgan: Do you have a side? Do you have an opinion on either? Robby: No, this is what I want to say about that is, you know, as a single guy pretty much since Chase stole my last girl, what I would like to do is bring both Alex's to the table, okay? And then I could just mediate the situation and get to know both of them on a deeper level. I think that's really the right thing for all parties involved to do, okay? I see people putting out tip jars at coffee places and they put, you know, each Alex on there and... It looks like Alix Earle's getting a lot more tips right now. Okay, and maybe that's because some people think she's hotter. Okay, but Alex Cooper, as Dave Portnoy said, is a shrewd businesswoman. She might have something all the way up her sleeve, you know what mean? To bring her down right knee out. So I'm interested to see how it plays out. Be interested in dating either one of them. Okay, so just put that out there too. That's why I don't want to pick sides, you know? Morgan: Yum. Yeah. That's true. That is very fair. You cannot close off one. You have to keep that open because you just, you just never know. Maybe both at some point go from one Alex to the other. There you go. Speaking of Dave Portnoy, I feel like he definitely should ⁓ contact you because I feel like you would be really good with him on T by the C. I don't know if you've been seeing any of those posts that he'd made, but I feel like you both of y'all's pronunciation on things. would be an amazing conversation. I like it's definitely needed. Robby: This guy is baking out there in the sun, just delivering tea. It's a beautiful thing. Morgan: It's so good. He hasn't moved in seven days. He's been in the same spot. Like his background has not changed one second. Not been one image shift. It's been just the exact same. So I hope he's doing well. I hope somebody's bringing him water. yeah. Robby: water and I believe he had a skin cancer scare like a year or two ago and I hope my guy's just piling on the SP Morgan: Yes, yes, he really has. Yeah. And speaking of that, I another person that had a scare was Harry jowzy. Have you been talking to him at all? How are you guys because you guys really hit it off from your season? Yeah. Wait, what was it the last season that he was on? Robby: Yeah, I even posted him on my story, bro. I thought we were bros. And now all of a sudden, you know what mean? He's getting involved in the drama between Jessi and my guy Jordan, but I got my guy Jordan's back. So if anybody wants to come for him, they're gonna have to go through me, bro. Morgan: Yeah, no, for sure. For sure. I know it's been he's really been inserting himself in everything. ⁓ Man, it's been it's been absolutely crazy. But I mean, Chase too, he's really been inserting himself. Where's the bro code? We're not sure. Because like you said, he's gone after your girl. But this isn't the first girl like Halle. Like, obviously he went after Taylor. I mean, I know they had a little thing before, but you and Taylor really obviously had a huge relationship. So then, you know, he's he just can't keep. Robby: just jumps around like he's playing hopscotch, okay? And am I a little jealous? Yeah, a little bit, okay? Because I'd like to play that game too. In fact, that was pretty good. I was sixth grade champion of hopscotch if you ask my teachers. Morgan: Wow that is really impressive. That is very impressive. Robby: You're all the metal. Morgan: You're so welcome. Well, ⁓ South Dakota, like, do you have anything else coming up that we need to be on the lookout for? Like any new bird watching adventures? Any? I mean, I know, you know, Vanderpump Villa got cut. I don't know if they're thinking of having you being the new bachelor yet, but I just didn't know if there's anything that we need to be out on the lookout for. Robby: I should for sure be the next Bachelor, okay? And I'm calling ABC, but they're not picking up the phone, which is the problem. So we'll figure it out though. They gotta like me. Morgan: Yeah, for sure. mean, you've got to be on the on the decision board. Like, there's no way that you're not. They have that white board in the room. You're on there. Robby: Yeah, you could have me or you could have like Leonardo DiCaprio, but honestly, like if ladies had to pick, I'm pretty sure they'd go with me. Morgan: for sure. I mean, would you ever consider doing a duo season like somebody else with DadTok like with Jordan? Like would you guys you think you team up? Robby: Yeah, me and my guy Jordan deserve a season, okay, after what we've been through, and people don't talk about us enough the way I see it. really can go on there and just, I mean, just ship in 30 girls from Utah and Idaho and we'll be all set, bro. We know that terrain. Morgan: Airways was gonna say, like, do you think if they shipped in those girls, would they be new people? Or would those be people that you've just passed at some point? Robby: That's it. There's a population issue there in terms of you know the amount of blonde haired and brunette white women in Utah, you know, there's a certain number there and yeah I've probably seen most of them at Temple or at Swig and I think that you know, but maybe there's some new ones that I've never met before and I'd be to see them there, you know, yeah, see them pop out all the way Mo and try to impress old Dakota, you know Morgan: Right. Very true. Absolutely. Yeah. And we shouldn't we shouldn't just shut off those states just because we're assuming that they've probably been covered. So we need to keep that open mind. ⁓ But I know you said, yeah, like people aren't giving you guys enough, you know, sympathy, empathy, grace with everything you're going through. Like, what do you want to say to all those people that really need to consider, you know, men have feelings too, like they are people. As much as people don't want to admit that, like men are people. Robby: Facts, bro, that is facts. Also, I'm not saying I'm perfect, okay, but I was the one who had a chair thrown at me, okay? And people aren't, at the end of the day, a lot of people don't make that as like a bad thing or they say I deserved it. I don't think anybody deserves that. Morgan: No. Mm-mm. I agree. Who was it? Robby: Whitney Whitney had that one statement where she said violence is never okay And I think that's the closest she's ever gonna get to outright defending me, okay? But I take I take it as a compliment not as a compliment but as like support, bro Morgan: Right. sure, for sure. Yeah, what she said had a lot of validity to it. And I don't think people are talking about that enough. But, oh my gosh, yeah, you have a lot. You have a lot going on, a lot on your plate. Well, I know you need to pick up Jordan at the airport. I know he's been stranded there. He couldn't make it on time. He didn't connect with you, which again, you need to make sure that he takes accountability for that. Or else I just don't know how DadTok is going to move forward. I don't know how the future is gonna go if you guys don't figure this out you know ⁓ so I'll let you go pick him up but if you don't mind sending your friend that ⁓ Robby: Sure. Rob, Come in, bro. Come on in. Thanks for having me. Morgan: Yeah, no thank you, thanks. Robby: What's going on? How's it going, guys? Morgan: my gosh, hey Robby, it's so nice to finally talk with you. It's been so long. This is so good. Robby: It's so great. It's so great to be on the pod. I've never sat in this chair before. Morgan: No, no. Yeah, it's so great. know I could tell like South Dakota. He really wanted to stay. I just had to be sure that, you know, I feel like he takes a lot of your spotlight. So I had to be sure that, you know, we kind of cut it, you know, like bring in Robby. Like, it's great to talk to you. Like we'll we'll catch up again later. So I'm you have the seat. Okay, but no, but seriously, how are you doing? Like, how is everything going? How, like, I feel like there's so much social media content and drama that's going on. I feel like it's just handing everything to you on a silver platter right now. Robby: It is insane the amount of news that like if you and it's like cross show cross culture like it's not just one vein of this thing. It's like no some of the stuff you don't want to touch right like some of the stuff is like all right. That's too far. You even did like a really good couple of videos. I saw on like how much drama is too much drama and it's like it passes the point of like okay. We were all having fun like laughing about these semi-series matters to like Morgan: Yes Robby: ⁓ there's a real situation here with kids involved and it's like, ⁓ this is insane Morgan: Sure, for sure. Yeah, like I know. And I mean, you know, we even talked about it too, is before this, you know, we had talks of we were going to do like a Bachelorette segment and like have you come on and kind of do the South Dakota bit. And we were super excited about it. And then obviously this whole thing came crashing down and it was like, ⁓ this is so much heavier than I feel like any of us ever thought would come to light. Robby: so much. Morgan: And yeah, like me and my husband, you know, we just kind of like, okay, like how do we even move the content forward? Because we just do so many jokes on these people. one thing too, that I really like to, I feel like we do a good job at is like, okay, if there's anything that we think of or I think of, and it's like, okay, like this may be too much. I feel like we've built a really good relationship with Jordan and Dakota, Jessi, Demi, like they're all very responsive. It's like, Hey, like. What about this? Like, is this too much? Is this funny? ⁓ And a lot of the times, like, they're very good at being like, ⁓ no, like, that's so great. Like, please post it. That's hilarious. But obviously with that whole thing, it was like, ooh, like, we can't, we can only do so much. So then you're kind of like, okay, how do we start being normal again? But. Robby: You're right. There is even with like the serious stuff, there's enough ⁓ of the lighthearted stuff happening where it's like, okay, this is cool, right? Like this is and you know, the audiences have been liking it and it's there's still so much even if you take that part out of it. Morgan: ⁓ for sure. ⁓ for sure. It's literally never ending. It's actually, it's so, it's so insane. I mean, like, obviously you have your South Dakota bit. So you have like a whole like secret lives of Mormon wives. Like, do you feel like you yourself have had to kind of take that down or back? Or do you feel like now because there is so many other things that you can kind of be Dakota again? Or just kind of like, no, we don't need him. Robby: There's a real- There's a really funny Steve Harvey clip that makes the rounds every now and again where he'll say like, you know, when something tragic happens, all the comedians already have the jokes. Like you already thought of the jokes. You just have to decide which ones you're like allowed to or are going to say. And so that's where I feel like, you know, we've all like, no, I can't post that. No, that's too crazy. That's too personal or whatever. But yeah, dial it back one tier and then you'll find a Morgan: ⁓ Robby: a tremendous amount of jokes that you can go to. And the whole thing started, like me and my wife, I never watched this show, ⁓ but I'm sure like you would drew it, was like, hey, sit down, this is unbelievable TV. And then, you know, I'm learning about the characters and she's like, ⁓ that's Dakota, that's Taylor's, you know, person. And then I was like, I can talk like that guy. And she's like, no, you can't. And then I just started like riffing on the side and she's like, let me record this. Morgan: Yes Robby: I was like, this isn't anything. And then now it's a whole bit. he never stops dropping. I mean, you can go off show content. He does cameos. If he just hops on his story and starts talking, it's just too much sometimes to not try and make a punchline out of Morgan: So good. No, it is so good. Yeah, okay, so I was gonna ask you, was like, how did you even get involved in Secret Lives and Mormon Wives? Because I was gonna be impressed if you were telling your wife, hey, we need to go sit down, we need to watch the show, or if she was the one that introduced you, which I'm sure that was probably the case, because yeah, that is the case with my husband, but it's so funny, because he's very similar, and mean, he doesn't do the bit, but he's just like, gosh, these guys, everybody's so ridiculous, this is hilarious, I cannot consume this. And it's so funny, because... He was the one that actually he showed me your profile because he was like, have you seen this guy? Like he said, just like Dakota. And I was like, wait, show me. I was like, that is hilarious. Cause like literally if I closed my eyes, I would think that that was him. So yeah. So, okay. I was going to ask, like, how did you even know that you could do that bit? Like you just were like, Oh, I know I can do that. Or you just started spewing and just like, Oh, let me try and then make the claim that I can do it. Or you're just like, I know I can do that. Robby: It's funny because like I'm not I'm not an impressions guy. I try to be funny online I do a couple of impressions but like none of them have ever been this good and I think the absolute truth is that My manner of speaking and people will be like, ⁓ my gosh his cadence. Did you hear his cadence? It's so natural to how I speak I'm afraid to admit that like if we were just having a conversation over some pizza like the cadence is just like Dakota's So much so to the fact that when I met Dakota ⁓ He walked in the room and he started talking and I thought for a second that he was making fun of my Dakota impression. It just being him and I was like, this is, I sound just like that. Morgan: My gosh. Wait, okay, yeah, so how did that even start? Like how, did he discover you? Were you tagging him? Like how did the whole meetup start? I'm dying to know, because I think that's perfect. Like that's so good. Robby: The first one my wife posted, ⁓ almost all the cast members commented on it. And I was like, ⁓ my gosh, this is so, let's do another one. I will say almost all the cast members except Dakota. Morgan: And you're like, great, that's the one I was, you're like, he's mad at. Robby: Yeah. And one of the cast members told me that, ⁓ hey, he doesn't like it. And I was like, all right, I'll tone it back. I'll tone it back. The second one. And he commented, he was one of the first comments on it. And I was told he had a change of heart about it. Like they're lighthearted. I'm not making fun of like only like the cadence and the way you're talking, but some of the stuff is just like, literally taking the words right out of your mouth on a lot of this stuff. Morgan: ⁓ no! Yeah. Robby: So when I met him, or I guess I'll go back to the first person to send me a DM was Jordan. And Jordan was like, hey, me and Dakota are going to be in LA this weekend. They're doing a brand deal. Do you want to come do some videos? And I was like, absolutely. And then they were at an event. They were busy that Friday night. And I was texting them. was like, are we still doing videos tomorrow? And I didn't hear anything back till Jordan texted me the next morning at like 730 in the morning. He's like, hey, can you be in LA? And then I And so I roll over and hit my wife awake and I was like, hey, I'm gonna go make videos to Jordan and Dakota right now. She's like, what? This a dream? I was like, I'll be back, I'll be back. Morgan: Crazy! ⁓ That is seriously so crazy because it's just like, I don't know, I feel like a lot of people too, it's like when they make content, you don't think it's going to reach the audience that you're kind of targeting, especially not the people that you're doing it about. But and then when it does, it's like, ⁓ whoa. And then you start to get a little because like that was kind of similar to I mean, obviously I haven't made a video with anybody. But just kind of like, we're just making a funny video, like putting it out there, tagging him just because of course, like that's what you do. You try to get it out there. And then once they start interacting with it, I'm like, ⁓ no, I'm like, did we offend anybody? Like I'm scared. Yeah, like we started looking at like, okay, who didn't acknowledge it? Like, ⁓ no, they're mad because it was, it was kind of like about them. ⁓ But I love that he was able to turn it around and see like, okay, like this is actually hilarious. Robby: Yeah, he honestly had such a good attitude about it that like We didn't have any plans before we got there and it was just me Jordan and Dakota sitting there and they were like What kind of ideas do you have like you have good ideas for this and I was like, alright first though Like is anything off limits like anything right don't want me to this is like when the mercyano stuff was as live as it could be Dakota's broken up with, you know, the mother of his child. So I didn't want to like, all right. But both of them were like, no, dude, your stuff's hilarious. There's nothing like they were so down for anything. Morgan: That's so fun. I love that so much. Robby: Yeah, they were super cool. They both had good- Morgan: Do you guys still text? you guys like, do they ever say like, hey, you should do something like this? Or was it just kind of like, hey, we're in, like, do some videos with us. But mean, I'm sure they still probably interact with your stuff. You and your wife need to move. You guys need to join the travel. Robby: Honestly don't think I could leave Southern California. Morgan: And that's just a whole nother mess, you do know. Robby: Although I guess Michaela's out here now, so, you know. Morgan: There you go. Yeah, I guess we'll see because Michaela and Jen, like they both moved. ⁓ Or I guess, OK, so wait, is Michaela, where is she at exactly? Robby: I think she's in Orange County somewhere, but I haven't. Morgan: Okay, they're both okay. Yeah, cuz I'm curious cuz I mean you've seen the rumors right or Maybe not even a rumor I don't I can't tell if it's like a rumor speculation or it's like fact that there's now gonna be like a secret lives of more than wives but like Orange County version Robby: Like, Macy's family is from here. Micaela just moved here. Morgan: Yeah, they're all just kind of slowly. Robby: Macy and Michaela are like besties, you know, it's like Morgan: ⁓ my gosh, yeah. Yeah, there's no way that they can be long distance besties. They're just too close. I feel like it makes sense. They're just kind of slowly making the move. Yeah, seriously. I mean, like we said, there's a small population, I feel like it appears to be in Utah because that circle is so small. So they're like, we need to get, we need to get out. ⁓ But no, when you said, ⁓ you know, like, it's like them talking about like content and stuff. Robby: matriculating artist. Morgan: I just have to say, it was just really funny. like, obviously before ⁓ Jordan and Jessi, like the divorce thing came out, you know, we're wrapping up, finishing watching like the end of the Secret Life of Mormon Wives, season four. And obviously there's this whole thing of Jessi being like, ⁓ preen up this, preen up that, like, I'm trying to figure out like, I want to stay with him or not, whatever. So got a funny little Cap cut whatever and it's like, okay, like let's send it to Jordan. It's basically about Jessi, you know contemplating like, oh my gosh, like what am I going to do because of like the prenup like, and I was like, yeah, that's hilarious, but we need to make sure with Jordan. I feel like even more so like when you build more of a reports, like you want to make sure just that much more that no feelings are hurt. You don't want to cross any lines. And so it was about a prenup and he was like, oh yeah, like that's hilarious. Like post it. I was like, okay, great. Posted it. Thought it was so funny. Then the very next day, that's when we see the TMZ like Jordan files for divorce. And I was like, wait a second. was like, did he know his whole entire time? Like that's what was part of the plan. He was like, yeah, you can go ahead and post that. I already know. I know. I was like, wait a second. I was like, we literally were just, we just sent him this Tik Tok or like, yeah, like a real meme, whatever you want to call it. And he was like, oh my gosh. Yeah, that's so funny. And then TMZ Jordan filed. ⁓ my gosh. was like, did we actually spark him to go like, try like, is this play about us? Like, how can I make it about me? Like, did I help drive him to be like, Okay, no, I need to run there to the courthouse and do it first. But I just like dang, like, that's crazy. Like, he could have been like, Robby: He might have gotten your DM and been like this fits in the playbook so perfectly Morgan: Honestly, yeah. was like, literally, what, what are the odds? It was, it was just so weird, but yeah, I don't know. They're really fun. Like they, they're really good at laughing at themselves. I feel like, for the most part. And I mean, honestly, like to me, I feel like she's in our DMS a lot. Like she's like, ⁓ my gosh, like, this is so funny. And she's like, yes, this is so good. ⁓ which is just. You funny because obviously like she's being painted as such a villain But she's like no I love it like just yeah post whatever like this is hilarious So think it's really good. I mean, I feel like you have to be that would be the only way you could survive Reality TV like not only survive mom talk and DadTok but also reality TV like you have to be able to laugh at yourself and that stuff. Robby: You can't go on one of those shows and not be able to take some punchlines. No. Like that. would not be built for that at all. Morgan: Not at all. Not at all. But aside from the secret lives of Mormon wives like Dakota's stuff that you do, you so many other things that are just absolutely hilarious. Like, I think my favorite is just like your fake news stories, basically, and you tell them like with such truth, like going back on cadence, it's like you give the cadence of like those people that report things on TikTok. And, you know, like you do like, ⁓ like I can't even do it. I can't even replicate it. But it's so good. How did you even, first of all, this is kind of a layered question. Like one, how did you start, like, decide, like, ⁓ I'm just gonna, like, kind of rage bait people and do, like, a ridiculous story. And then two, going off of that, how do you curate each story? because it gets so good and it takes a turn that I never really know where it's going. I just need to know that formula because it's amazing. And I love seeing people's comments too when they can't pick up that it's that dire. Robby: That is my favorite thing out of it. And it started when my wife got pregnant with twins. And so we have three daughters and ⁓ an older one and then she got pregnant with twins. And ⁓ I made up a story about how like I'm so mad because my wife is going to be in prison to give birth of the twins because we got pregnant during a one night stand on a Mediterranean cruise. And when we came back, we were on the beach and a flock of seagulls attacked us and her fight or flight instincts kicked in and she's a human woman who doesn't know how to fly. So she fought and she accidentally kicked one of the birds so hard that it died. And unfortunately, that bird was an endangered species and California takes that very seriously. So the police were able to match the DNA from the toenail she left in the bird's beak to her and they arrested her. And so she has to give birth in prison now. And people started like, ⁓ my gosh, where did this take place? And that story was like, ⁓ I don't know, like ⁓ a freestyle, you know? It's just like, what's the craziest next sentence you could say? And I'm just going off of that. My wife has since, my wife has since said, please stop telling the internet that I'm in prison. just had enough of that punchline. And so we've moved on to other people. Morgan: No, seriously. So, okay, wait, you're literally like you're hitting record and you're like, you're just going as the story's going. ⁓ my gosh. That is art. Robby: It was so, ⁓ my gosh, it's so much fun. And that story itself was like... The people duetting that and like watching that and then again, like you said, the people who are in the comments thinking it's real, who are like... Offering me to hire their lawyer too. Morgan: Yes. Yeah, we will definitely get into that. I don't like that. Robby: is what is going on here and then you know I don't don't stop them it's good engagement Morgan: No, right. just like. Yeah, no, a hundred percent. Because and there was like, I mean, there's so many videos you have that are so great because I love it because I feel like you'll post one and then you take a comment from one and kind of like keep going, elaborate. And I love the comments that are like, why isn't this on the news? Like I'm from Houston. Like, why isn't this being talked about more? And it's just like, well, but it's so good. Like you just give it with such conviction and like that this is actually happening. I do want to touch on the lawyer thing, but I do want to say, I feel like that, like, I don't know if you're very familiar with Theo Von, but like, that's how I envision his stories. with the way you, like, because he says things so seriously, but that sounds so ridiculous. And I'm like, is this actually, like, has this, like, for him, I cannot tell. Like, is he making these stories up? Cause it's very similar, just like, they're so ridiculous, but saying it was like passion and truth. Like, yo, yeah, like that's what happened. That's what it was. And I'm like, ⁓ my gosh, you two together would be, we need to get y'all linked up. Robby: my gosh, Theo is one of my favorites. But yes, that is right in that vein of like, he'll say like five sentences. And I'm like, I don't know if we're playing two truths in a lie or if it's all fake or is it all real. guess it's insane. Morgan: Right. Yes, there's always a buddy and there's always somebody that he grew up with that has some interesting, like dynamic story that just is not believable. just when you similar to your stories, just when you think, all right, this is the craziest part of it, it just keeps getting crazier. And like, I'm like, what? But he says it so seriously that I'm like, I can't help but believe him. But it's like, how many of these people exist that he knows? I don't know. It's so good. But I love that bit. Like, it's So, good. so going back on the one that you said about the lawyer. Okay. Yeah. So you had an actual article. Come out on your story of, you know, like, well, I'll let you tell it. So for those who don't know the article that came out, what was that story about? Robby: So I did a story about how I was a, I'm a divorce lawyer and I'd say I'm a divorce lawyer and I try to get the ex-husbands really riled up at the depositions. And so what I do for my female clients is I hire a male model who looks way better than the ex-husband. We bring him to the deposition ⁓ and then we just get this guy mad. They'll be making out in the hallway in between, you know, breaks and this guy gets all flustered. And people are like, this is brilliant. Why didn't my divorce lawyer do this for me? And it'd be like, look, Judge, he's mouthing off now. Obviously, he's a loose cannon. We can see why she wants a divorce. This is borderline violent, the way he's yelling in here. And people were like, ⁓ my gosh, my divorce lawyer sucked. I didn't get this type of treatment. And then, the Daily Mail picks up the story. And this is the thing. The Daily Mail sent me an email and they were like, Hey, you know, Esquire Robert Witt, like, do you have any comment? We're gonna run this story. And I was going to, whenever somebody asks for a comment, I will just play the character. Like, I will just... But they, ⁓ before I could even get to that email, because they're in the UK, so I was sleeping the whole time, they ran the story before I could even like respond to the comment. Morgan: ⁓ my God, I love that. Robby: So I woke up and all my friends are sending me this California lawyer Robby Witt hires male models. And I was like, a story to run. Morgan: No, seriously. And I love that you didn't even have to keep playing along. They just were like, okay, we'll give them an opportunity. You took too long. We need to get this out. People need to know about this guy. Robby: So much fun. So much fun. And then nobody loves this stuff, by the way, more than my dad. My dad is my biggest fan. And he will be like, I cannot believe people. And he reads every article. He'll find articles before me. And he's not even like tech savvy. Morgan: ⁓ no, it's seriously, it's so good. And I just, like I said, I love the people that get all riled up about it that are just like, I think the one that I was like, ⁓ my gosh, this is hilarious. I can't remember if this was like the Houston one where people were like, why is this not being covered? But it was the one that you talked about ⁓ with like the girl and basically like the cop spiked the drink and the glass exploded and now he's got like all harmed and now it's like ⁓ is she gonna face the whole bit and just saying it so and people are just like this isn't being talked like why blah blah and then of course you know you got other people like ⁓ I need to be her friend you know it's like it's just it's so good it's genius honestly Robby: And that one was like, you know, sometimes you'll be thinking of like business ideas or whatever. And I was like, man, it would be so cool if when girls went to the bar, if their drink got spiked, like it just exploded on the guy who spiked the drink. Like that would be elite. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to make up this story and just tell it. the guy does it, it explodes on him and he's now suing her because he got all cut up by the shards of glass. And that one too, I can send you that one. ⁓ A news outlet in Texas interviewed a physicist at the University of Texas to see if that was even possible. Like, can you come up with a concoction that would work? she's like, you could come up with a concoction that would explode, but it wouldn't be safe for drinking and anything safe for drinking wouldn't explode. And it's like, yeah, that's Somebody did legit research. Morgan: Oh my gosh. I mean, probably because they were like, oh, if this isn't actually a thing yet, I need to create this business. Oh my gosh. So you almost kind of have to be a little bit careful because you're like, oh, if this could actually turn into something, I need to be sure that I'm getting the cut because you get you could give people some actual ideas here. Oh, no. Robby: Exactly. I story and I sold this story to a studio. This is my favorite one ever. And now that I've sold the copyright, ⁓ can't use it anymore. it's the story of the concierge who, when somebody checks into the hotel, if a guy checks in with a girl, she uses his reservation information to look him up on social media. And then if the girl he checked in with is not his wife, she DMs the wife. and offers a list of services from bed bugs to rubbing their laundry in poison ivy. Or in the case that I did, she spikes their room service with laxatives to make sure they're not gonna be able to get busy that night. Morgan: You Robby: And I was like, this is a beautiful story. And then that one went quite viral. And then like some studios were in my DMs like, can we get this story? And I was like, absolutely, let's make this. Morgan: ⁓ my gosh. This is amazing. Honestly, too, like with these little story, like I feel like you could create a show like short stories of just like these most ridiculous things. I mean, like think like the officer Seinfeld. It's always like one thing that just, you know, it's like a story really about nothing, but it's like just these little things of nuances of like, ⁓ great. Like this is happening. That's just so ridiculous. I feel like you could almost pitch that to make it like an Robby: 100%. Yeah, I want to be doing that. I want to be writing these things and pitching them to studios more. And it honestly is though, like it's such a lesson in like just post the video. Like if I told that to somebody before I had any followers, they'd be like, that is weird. You're crazy. Don't post that. But it's like post it anyway. Nobody cares. Nobody's watching. Morgan: Yeah. No, that is very true. And it's like, at some point it's going to reach people that are like one or two ways. You know, I think yours is very good because I feel like you're going to have those groups of people that are like, what in the world? Like, I can't believe this is happening. Like, this is insane. Like your type of video is something that You know, like my mother-in-law or my grandma would send to me being like, ⁓ my God, have you heard of this? This is crazy. Where we have to be like, no, it's, it's not real. You know, and then you have the other people on the other half that are in on the joke and find it so hilarious. And they're like, ⁓ my gosh, this guy is so great. So I feel like, yeah, like you said, it's like just post the video because it's going to reach some type of audience. Either they're believing it or they, they understand that it's a joke and they're going to love it. They're going to be like, this guy is a wealth of information. He knows so much going on. need to make sure I. Stay up to date and follow him. He's just letting me know everything. Ugh. No. Robby: hit the nail on the head too because there is like there's two veins of commenters is the people who think that it's real and they're like either rage baited or like they want to talk about it. There are people who know it's real now and are so invested that like they will play the people on that side and be like no I drove by this house I actually live in this neighborhood this did happen. are like going and so it it's honestly like Morgan: So mad. Yeah. ⁓ my god. Robby: The whole page is like, the comments, have to have a master's in like media literacy to figure out who's actually on what side. Morgan: Wait, no, that's actually a Okay, I might have to dabble in some of that. I might have to contribute to the rage bait in the comments now. I like, no, he's literally telling the truth. I literally was just there. Actually know that girl. She's my cousin. Oh my gosh, that is so good. No, I love that. Okay, so would you say out of all the little bits and niches of content that you do, that's your absolute favorite? I just feel like there's so much that comes with it. It's so good. Robby: Those ones because those ones turn into a series is like you said all that's why do you comment and like the taxidermy grandma one where you know I said that some grandma wanted to taxidermy herself and be placed in her front garden in Texas and So just to get back at her HOA that didn't like her taxidermy dog and it's It's crazy because the people I pinned the comment because I thought it was so creative is people were like this is fake This is what this is crazy And one girl goes like, no, I door dashed to this house the other night and I saw taxidermy grandma. And then people were in the comments and were replying to her comment asking her for the address. And she's like, I don't feel comfortable giving that out. Morgan: Yeah, like as the door dash compliance like I can't Robby: You that! Morgan: Oh my gosh, wait, that is too good. Okay, I definitely, I have to do more of that now. I have to do more of that. Cause like, I will definitely check the comments and I'm like, oh, this is so funny, but I feel like I need to contribute now to this, to the rage bait. I've never really- the community. Yeah, yeah. No, I feel like now I'm being summoned. I need to do that because that is so good. Okay. So I do, I want to move on to like, okay, I know you're into comedy and you do some standup, right? Like you, you do stand up. Okay. Do you do any of these type, well, guess what's kind of like your main type of, like, are you a storyteller? Are you like quick one liners? Or like, do you use any of these kind of rage baby stories as kind of like, you'll never believe this, and kind of go off that. Like what, like, what's your type of content of comedy? Robby: Yeah, a little bit of everything you said. I'll make fun of my teeth for like the first 40 seconds. that's my go-to. No, I'll get on stage and like sometimes people will recognize me from like TikTok. And so what I'll open with is I'll try to sound ⁓ like a jerk and I'll try to be like, well, you guys probably, you you probably recognize me from my work. I am the before picture in the Invisalign ad. Morgan: Okay. ⁓ my god. Robby: And that generally breaks the ice pretty good. And then I'll jump into stories or some other things, but like, that stuff's fun. Morgan: ⁓ my gosh, I love that. That's so much fun. No, me and my husband, literally like we love going to comedy shows. Like it's so fun. Every time we're in LA, we always try to hit up like the laugh factory. ⁓ Gosh, I'm like blanking on. Robby: The Store, the Laugh Factory right there, there's improvs all over. Morgan: ⁓ Okay, yeah, we always I don't think I've been to the comedy store and actually yeah No, I don't think I've been to that one, but I know I've been to laugh factory and improv ⁓ so good like our bucket list right now that we haven't hit for sure is Adam Ray and Have you seen him? Okay, but just like watching him yeah, no, it's so good. Okay. Yes, so Robby: So good. haven't seen him, but... My favorite off the top, Nate Bargatze. That's my favorite live I've ever seen. I think he's the best. Morgan: ⁓ he's good. Okay, okay good to know yeah, because we have like a running ⁓ List of people that we need to see so I was gonna ask like who are your top? Like if you had you know, like the dream comedy rotation, know, like Like what's what what lineup would you want to be a part of? Robby: Man, so my favorite is Nate Bargatze, but before, you know, my whole life before that, I would have told you Dave Chappelle is the funniest guy on the planet. Yeah, grew up watching Chappelle show and like, how did you, how did you like, I tell crazy stories online, but then like you'll watch an old Chappelle skit and you're like, that is way crazier than anything I've ever thought of in my whole, how did he come up with that? How do you? Morgan: Bye. Robby: How's he doing that? It's so good. And then his stand up is just unbelievable. just like punchlines out of nowhere. Just it's so good. So put him, Nate Bargatze and then people go one or two ways on this guy, but I love Sebastian Maniscalco. Dude is hilarious. And like the physical comedy is off the charts. Morgan: ⁓ yeah. Yeah. Yes. Robby: And then give me, as a throwback, he doesn't really do much anymore, but like Jim Carrey is like one of the funniest humans to ever exist. Morgan: Yeah, I honestly I haven't seen too much of his actual comedy to be completely honest. Like I know we actually were in the audience once for Price is Right. And I was like, ⁓ my God, like to me, I just remember him being in the gym or. Wait, did you say gym, Carrie? Forget everything that I just said, I'm so sorry. I literally like in my mind. ⁓ Robby: I said Jim Carrey, yeah. you were gonna go I was like I was invested I was like Jim Carrey was that prices right for hazy so Morgan: I am a liar. I am a liar. I start rumors. Um, don't believe a word that comes out of my mouth. No, cause as I was going on, was like, wait, he said Jim and I was like, was about to say Drew Carey. Nope. Totally. I, I don't even know what just happened. Yeah. No. Okay. Robby: liar liar Morgan: ⁓ my gosh, love Dumb and Dumber. that is my favorite movies ever. yeah, I don't know. just, yeah. Comedy is so fun because if you just have like a, it's funny cause like no one else in our family really appreciates comedy the same way that we do. And you know, it's like, if you just have an open mind and like understand the comedic, you know, the comedian, like as they are, like what their style is, like things are so much more funny. You know, like you have the people that have like the dark humor and they just really go for the jugular and then you have the slapstick humor you had. ⁓ Just like I don't know like Theo Vaughn like Theo Vaughn and if you take somebody like Theo Vaughn and Phil Tony like they're kind of very two completely different types of people but both hilarious to me and then you know like I love Shane Gillis like but then if you talk about somebody like Robby: sign. Good. Morgan: Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey, you know, they're goofy. Like they're so funny and like, but like lighthearted, like you just have to know who you're watching and who you're consuming. ⁓ And I will die. Robby: And it's like, ⁓ you could do the same thing with like ⁓ Nate Bargatze to Dave Chappelle is like, Dave is gonna yell sometimes. He's gonna smack the mic against his thigh and like, Nate's gonna be pretty chill. And how can both of those guys excel like at the same art form? Like there's just a million ways to do it. It's so cool. Morgan: It really is. It's so cool. like, like I said, once you understand the type of humor and like same with, you know, I have to give a shout out to my girl, Nikki Glaser. Like I think she's hilarious to just the story. Robby: Run! Killing! From the Tom Brady race to hosting the Oscars? Was it the Oscars? Morgan: Yeah, I think it was is it the Oscars or the great no No, I think it's the Golden Globe I don't know one of the it doesn't matter. Yeah, like you said she's just doing so good and she has another special coming out But yeah, no, I mean, I love it. And so it's it's just it's so much fun So I'm excited that you do that like have you Robby: The Globes or the Emmys, whatever. Morgan: ever like thought of putting like your little bits that you do like the little stand up sessions that you do and putting them on clips for people to go see you or. Robby: Yes, yes for sure and ⁓ I'm saving up like a little arsenal of clips because when I do release them I want to have like I don't like I posted one and then you didn't see me for two weeks because I was getting right stage somewhere else so I am saving up a little arsenal but yeah I've got some that I like and there's just LA is like such a like everyone knows about the New York comedy scene and like the up-and-coming guys you can go see him at like the Comedy Cellar or like There's tons of clubs in New York. The guys in LA, like there's a tight-knit group of guys who are like really good and up and coming. Like my favorite guy that you may not have ever heard of, his name is Delamo Manny, and that's his Instagram name. But I guarantee if you saw his face, you'd be like, ⁓ my gosh, I've seen this guy's skits on social media. Morgan: right. Okay, okay, I'll have look them up. Robby: And that's how I feel like a lot of these guys are. That dude is so funny in person that I'm like every time I see him at ⁓ like online or like I'll see him at one of those smaller clubs, I'll be like, how's this guy not famous yet? Morgan: Right? Yeah, so fun. It is. And yeah, like I said, like so when we go and, especially like the Laugh Factory when there's like 10 in one night. And we always, you know, you're seeing names and like never heard of them. We try to look them up, never heard of them. And a lot of the time I'm just so pleasantly surprised. I'm like, wow, like everyone was really good. And yeah, it's kind of like the same thing. It's like, how is this person not blown up yet? Like. Robby: It's crazy. Morgan: maybe their time's coming, it's just like, just appreciate it. Cause like, it can only just be so, you know, cause then you have big names. Cause it's just, it's interesting. Cause you know, like Dane Cook, he still goes to the laugh factory. Like, I feel like he's more at the time where it's like, he's like, yeah, sure. I'll pop it. He's just kind of just more chill. He's having fun with it. those other. Robby: people, those other people are like minor league baseball players. Right. And they're like really good perfecting their craft. like, you'll know they're, you know, two out of those 10 will be household names. And that's cool. Morgan: Yes, it's so cool. Yeah, to kind of see how they grow and just, yeah, I will. ⁓ speaking, just like something kind of fun, ⁓ for Nikki Glaser, like it was really cool because like you said, she was on the roast of Tom Brady. So we were at the improv or maybe it was Laugh Factory. One of the two, kind of get them mixed with, cause we've seen Nikki a lot. Like we've gone to her show twice, maybe once, but we've seen her a lot of when she's just like popped in. But anyways, it was just, was like, ⁓ wow, like this is so cool. Cause she was like, Hey guys, like, I'm just going to test out some stuff, see how they work. Because I don't know if you've heard of like the roast coming up, like I just need to see how this works. She's like, please, you know, don't record this or whatever. You know, they're very strict about that. She was like, I just need to see how it goes. So was so cool to kind of see her test those out, which, I can appreciate too, you know, they come out and they're like, Hey guys, like I have a show coming up, but like I'm trying to test this out. So you're kind of like. Okay, like, sometimes I sit there and I'm like, I feel bad if I don't actually laugh. And I'm like, aww. But like, get such like a, feel bad like they're trying their best so I want to do like the pity laugh. So I can appreciate when they're like, hey, like, you know, don't laugh if it's not funny. Like I'm, I really am trying to like know if this is good or not. Robby: It's true because every audience is like a focus group. I've heard comedians talk about this. like, if you put out a movie, you can't go edit it back and then tomorrow night's showing will have a different version of it because the audience reacted. But I've been on stage and told jokes where I'm like, that's going to be a part of my 10 minutes for the rest of my life. And I've also told jokes where Morgan: Yeah. Robby: I'll never forget this. This was one of the first times I was on stage. The light was bright enough to where you couldn't see the audience and you hit a punch line and you're just standing there in silence. And it's like, okay, I'll never tell that joke again. Morgan: You're like, just take me out back and shoot me now, I guess. ⁓ my gosh. Robby: These 20 people have now been the focus group and made sure that that never sees the light of day again. Morgan: Like you'll never forget. ⁓ my gosh. know, honestly, I commend you because I, like I said, as an audience member, I get anxious for people because I'm like, ⁓ like I just feel so bad. Cause it's like, I know that's gotta be so nerve wracking. Like you think you, you're, got it down and especially to like, you're practicing it so much. So for you, like it maybe couldn't, it's not nearly as funny as when you first wrote it because you're just like, I've done this so many times now I have to like. say it out loud and it's like, that didn't come across the way that I intended. And yeah, like I can only imagine, like I commend you for, you know, doing that, but I mean, you're hilarious. So like, I definitely think this is the path for you for sure. So like, I'm super excited. You'll definitely have to like, if you know of dates, cause me and my husband, we go to LA a lot. So we Robby: For sure, if you got, yeah, if I have dates in LA, I'm gonna, I'll pass them along. That'd be fun. Morgan: For sure, for sure. I do want to like say, I don't know. Do okay, do you ever watch Kill Tony? Okay. Do you know Timmy No Brakes? Okay. That's where it kind of reminds me a little bit of you just in the sense of like he has a whole persona that isn't him. And actually came to Dallas. ⁓ ⁓ we were like, okay, like let's just see. Cause Robby: Yeah Yes. Morgan: We get a lot of comedians, not info, don't know what the word is, like discovering new comedians from them going on Kill Tony, because you know, he discovers so many and then he has like the guest panel and it's like, I've never heard of them. So that's how we'll discover. so Timmy No Brakes ⁓ you know, he went on Kill Tony, obviously that's how he got discovered. And he was having a whole show and I was like, I wonder what he could do for that whole time, because we're just so used to seeing just these little minutes. I mean, he's absolutely hilarious, but like, I wonder what a whole show. would be like, um, but anyways, so we went to go see him and it was so funny because it's like the first half he did his whole bit of Timmy No Brakes But as Timmy No Brakes, he was like, all right guys, like there's a bit I've been working on. It's just like this average white guy. Like, so I'm just, I'm just going to work that. I want to test this out for you, but it was him being himself for like the last half. It was just funny. I was like, that is so genius. And him as himself was fun. It was just like, Robby: Cool. Morgan: different type of humor, but it was just funny that he had a persona, but he was saying his persona he was gonna try was actually just him doing his own type of pump. I don't know. It was really good. Yeah, I know. And I was, so I was thinking about, I was like, oh my gosh, like, cause you know, you have your whole bit and you're funny that way. And then you're also funny as Robby Like, so yeah, like you can just. Robby: That's a good concept. It's so funny, I've never, I've never brought, I've done some of my stories on stage, but I've never brought Dakota on stage. I feel like if I was, like if I knew the audience watched the show, but it would be risky if like, you did it and like they weren't fans and they're like, who is he talking about? Morgan: Yeah, it's like, I don't get it. Yeah, no, that is another. Yeah, that is true. That is where I feel like comedy is really hard to because it's like, which I feel like with SNL or, you know, South Park, it's like if you're not up to date on things that are happening, those shows like. Right over your head. Yeah. So it's like when you're doing a stand up, like it has to be something that's relatable that or or if you're telling a story, it's something that people can follow. It's like they don't necessarily have to know the characters, but however you're. Robby: You won't get- Morgan: presenting it, it's got to be something that people can connect with. ⁓ my gosh. No, that's so exciting. I seriously, I love that you're doing stand up. So like I said, you'll definitely have to let us know whenever you have dates, because we will love to check it out. literally love, love comedy so much and. Robby: Yeah, 100%. I'll get you guys there. Morgan: ⁓ I love it. I love it so much. Okay, so I know we're approaching an hour, maybe we're at an hour. So I want to close it out with a game, but I feel like I feel bad. felt like I only talked to South Dakota for just like a little bit. So I feel like I need to bring him in to play the Chic or Weak game. ⁓ Do you think is he still? Okay, Robby: Let's go get him. Okay, Jordan got an Uber, so he didn't even need me anymore, but he never told me, so I just have been driving laps. Okay? I like I'm running in circles both literally and figuratively. Okay, but so you want to play a game? Let's play a game then, bro. Morgan: First, need to tell Jordan to figure it out. I don't- I feel like he's kind of sabotaging you maybe, I don't know. Robby: I try to help my guy, I try to help him through his relationships, his airport pickups and everything. Morgan: just yeah yeah well maybe we need to talk to him later but you're a good friend that's all I know Robby: Thanks, bro. Morgan: so welcome. Okay. So yes, you heard correctly. There is a game. feel like you'd be really good at it. It's just called Chic or Weak. So I'm just going to rapid fire some things and you're just going to tell me if you think they're Chic or Weak, feel free to expand on it. Whatever, you know, it's up to you. It's your vibe. It's your game. So we'll just go ahead and get started. ⁓ all right. So DadTok and secret lies more my wife's Chic or Weak camera's not filming right now. Robby: Weak, bro, because listen, I've already been cut out of one show with Vanderpump Billas. I need to tell my story. We need to have more cameras rolling, not less. Morgan: Mmm, yeah, I agree. Okay, fruity pebbles. Robby: Okay, I'm not touching whatever Demi does in the privacy of her own home, okay, is with her and Grandpa Brett. Me, I don't partake in Fruity Pebbles, both figuratively and literally. Morgan: Okay. Okay, perfect. You're more of like a frosted flakes probably. Okay. Okay, perfect. Bird farming. Robby: That checks out. Bird farming is so underrated, bro. I was on this show with Bear Grylls. I know I'm supposed to say Chic or weak at the front end and I keep forgetting to do that. Bird farming is Chic, bro. It is Chic for sure. Morgan: Yeah, no, agree. Okay. Final one. Dad talk. Robby: Dad talk is the chicest thing that's hit the market since mom talk and I don't think we get enough respect and there's some guys on DadTok they're going on to podcast right now and they're burning DadTok hats. Okay. I'm looking at you, Chase. Okay. I'm not Chase. I'm sorry. It's not Chase. It's Macy's husband. Okay. Yeah, which Chase stay away from Macy. Okay. All right, they're burning. They're burning DadTok hats. And I think it's, it's honestly, to me, it's disrespectful. Okay. Because I'm a leader in DadTok ⁓ one I'm a dad and two because I talk like this. Okay. So I am DadTok. Morgan: Yeah. And I mean, you can't be burning the American flag, so you can't be burning DadTok merch. That is the. Exactly. Well, thank you so much, South Dakota for playing this game. I'm so sorry again, I'm going to have to ask you to switch seats one more time with Robby, but I just really felt like this game was for you. Robby: It's in a pod right there. Okay, I'm gonna, we gotta put him to bed. Too much, too much, he's a lot. Morgan: Yeah, yeah, he's a lot Woo, all right. Well, thank you so much. Seriously, this was such a fun conversation. I literally had a blast. literally like sweating because I've been laughing so hard. This was so much fun. ⁓ Before I have you go, like, is there anything that you want to plug? Like, where can everybody follow you? Like, say all your things because if they're missing out on you, like they need to end that right now. They need to know everything that you're up to because you're hilarious. Robby: Thank you so much. Yeah, this was so much fun. Yes, on YouTube, I'm The Robby Witt Show. On TikTok, I'm Robby Show. On Instagram, I am at thecephu. So check them out. Go play along on those comments. Morgan: Absolutely. Yeah. Go RageBait in the comments. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun over there. So, well, thank you so much, Robby. ⁓ can't wait for this podcast to come out. I'm seriously, it's been so much fun. So thank you for joining and we'll definitely have to have you on again. Robby: Thank you so much. was an absolute blast.