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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 29th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It's a dune to the repid nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion, is it lies the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session. Good morning everybody. Well, today
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  Speaker 2: is May twenty ninth, twenty twenty six, And today, my friends,
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  Speaker 2: I love to be the bearer of great news. Today
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  Speaker 2: is Friday Day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, hell yeah, it is Friday.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to you it My name is whatdy is?
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  Speaker 3: Great gory?
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  Speaker 5: How are you?
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  Speaker 2: We got Menace? Hi, Jena, there a sea bass, Sammy
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  Speaker 2: is here, Morgan Vaughn, dumbass Tyler, we got bored, we
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  Speaker 2: got mentioned, you're here. We're ready to get this part
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  Speaker 2: of the day out of the way.
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  Speaker 3: Friday. Let's do it.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So again, the mission has always on a Friday to
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  Speaker 2: do whatever we can do to get through the morning
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  Speaker 2: into the weekend as quickly as possible. That's what we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna be doing today. We've got the fail stories d
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  Speaker 2: u i Q. That'll be our dumb ass contest. You
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  Speaker 2: can play that. Gina will have the trending news headlines
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  Speaker 2: coming up here today on the Woody Show. Today May
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  Speaker 2: twenty ninth is today pay day? Or is that on
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  Speaker 2: Monday's the first Yeah hopefully, No, so it is today.
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  Speaker 2: You get it on the Monday over the weekend.
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  Speaker 7: Never, but I already got my early deposits, so.
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  Speaker 2: That means what Okay, he's got that, because.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you have like certain banks will give you like
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  Speaker 7: an early deposit.
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  Speaker 2: Sound very excited about it. He's like half fall asleep
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  Speaker 2: telling the story about how he's getting.
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  Speaker 3: Paid to day. So excited.
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  Speaker 2: Man. Menace used to be the guy who see you
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  Speaker 2: what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Alright, as he's over there looking over these rubbing his
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  Speaker 2: eyes like dude, it's Friday. Man, there we go. They're okay,
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  Speaker 2: all right, today is uh, let's see is it? It's
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  Speaker 2: National Biscuit Day today.
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  Speaker 8: You're back on board, all right?
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  Speaker 2: And not that Menace is afraid of them. But it's
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  Speaker 2: National Alligator Day only, Puss, I.
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  Speaker 7: Told you I'm not afraid of three foot alligaty it
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  Speaker 7: was six foot?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so six?
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  Speaker 3: No, he did say three. But I would love to
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  Speaker 3: see you in a room with a three foot alligator. Easy.
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  Speaker 2: We have this clip this This was face to face
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  Speaker 2: with an alligator. It sounds like a friggin dinosaur. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: can you okay? So it's dark. You live in Florida, right,
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  Speaker 2: and you're like, what.
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  Speaker 3: Is going on out here?
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  Speaker 2: Like something maybe got thrashed around or something, and then
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  Speaker 2: you hear this. God, to be fair, it's like a
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  Speaker 2: twenty foot alligator.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that sounds like a tractor.
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  Speaker 2: That was a Jurassic Park.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, under no circumstances, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Said Gina. Now that you have a little dog, would
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  Speaker 2: you jump in front of the little dog between the
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  Speaker 2: alligator and the little dog? You say you would? This
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  Speaker 2: is this is what's on the other side.
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  Speaker 3: Oh jeez.
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  Speaker 2: I would ask her if I could bring it the drink. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'd like, take it ything else, take it chathing else
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  Speaker 2: with your meal.
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  Speaker 8: I would try to save her, but she's a little bitch,
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  Speaker 8: so she would probably get herself a bit. She's a demon.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so do you remember. I'm trying to remember the details.
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  Speaker 2: It was one of our favorite stories. It went really
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  Speaker 2: deep into the redneck news story of the year playoffs
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  Speaker 2: about the guy. I think he was in Florida and
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  Speaker 2: he lost his arm to the alligator.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, and he was just out there in the
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  Speaker 7: swamp for like two days.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he said, Yeah, he's sitting out somehow he said,
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't the smartest decision, not the smartest decision that
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  Speaker 2: Florida boy could make. You're right, all right? And then
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  Speaker 2: and then he and then he met the gator.
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  Speaker 9: I looked over, and there's a gator on my right
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  Speaker 9: hand side. So I went to swim and she got
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  Speaker 9: she got my forearm, so I grabbed him like she's
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  Speaker 9: trying to roll, but she snapped her head, so my
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  Speaker 9: arm went backwards completely. She finally did her death roll
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  Speaker 9: and took off with.
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  Speaker 10: My arm, took off with the arm. Let's let's not
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  Speaker 10: forget he's he's meeting this gator because he's wandering through
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  Speaker 10: the woods and decided to he took a short cut
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  Speaker 10: through the pond slash swamp in Florida.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, stay out of it.
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  Speaker 2: I've told you in Florida, like I will walk through
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  Speaker 2: a puddle in the tart because I just assumed there's
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  Speaker 2: a here. So many stories about oh, there was a
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  Speaker 2: gator under my car, there's gator in my pool.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, no way. Man with that said, see you are
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  Speaker 7: a manly man, that's true. Would you be afraid of
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  Speaker 7: a three foot alligator?
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  Speaker 11: We're back to this, yeah, this one to ask the room.
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  Speaker 11: So it's like, what's that's feet? Well, even if it
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  Speaker 11: was this yeah, even if it was one foot, I
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  Speaker 11: wouldn't know.
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  Speaker 10: People talk about the tail, but at that size, you
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  Speaker 10: just got to keep your fingers away from his mouth
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  Speaker 10: and you're fine.
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  Speaker 2: Anyways, to this guy, he finally found help.
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  Speaker 8: After three days in the swamp.
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  Speaker 2: He says he stumbled on a fence and a man
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  Speaker 2: on the other side.
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  Speaker 9: I said, hey, man, I need some help. He says,
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  Speaker 9: what do you do it? And I said, gator got
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  Speaker 9: my arm. He says, Holy smokes, man.
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  Speaker 2: Holy, I would not be saying holy smoke.
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  Speaker 10: You see how any human loses an arm in a
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  Speaker 10: swamp and survive for three days?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, well you turnique like with the cockroad.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, any advice not.
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  Speaker 2: Feed the gators, all right?
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  Speaker 9: And you guys know who you are throwing box at
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  Speaker 9: him and stuff I've seen on the job site.
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  Speaker 2: Leave them gators alone, them gators alone already. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I was going to go mess with them anyway.
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  Speaker 3: I tell you.
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  Speaker 2: It's uh.
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  Speaker 10: It is strange that in Florida it is technically illegal
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  Speaker 10: to shoot alligators.
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  Speaker 2: Like I would not vibe by that law. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, they have a hunting season.
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  Speaker 2: So there's like a billion of them, right, there's a there's.
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  Speaker 10: A trillion of them. They will eat you and your pets. Yes,
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  Speaker 10: why not put one in the head? Yeah you so cool?
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  Speaker 7: Gus you kill iguanas there well, because those are invasive,
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  Speaker 7: those aren't native.
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  Speaker 10: And by the way, gregs, oh, sorry, fifty I've really
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  Speaker 10: gotten into air guns on YouTube. Well, and these are
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  Speaker 10: not just pellet BB guns each have lethal capacity.
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  Speaker 3: That's the one I have. I'm telling you, I think
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  Speaker 3: you guys made fun of me. It could easily kill.
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  Speaker 10: Like there are fifty caliber seventy two caliber air guns
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  Speaker 10: that are used to hunt bore.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, deer. My mind is powerful aut It's kind
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  Speaker 3: of like how the the electric power washers have come
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  Speaker 3: a long way.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, and they're legal pretty much everywhere
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  Speaker 2: because the government hadn't caught up to him yet. Your
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  Speaker 2: Friday birthday is Happy birthday to Noel Gallagher from Oasis,
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  Speaker 2: who is fifty nine today, and that Benning he is sixty.
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  Speaker 3: Eight next Year's quite the birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Today is Melissa Ethridge's birthday. Does Sheep play music anymore?
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  Speaker 2: She do concerts? You doesn't? It doesn't pop up on
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  Speaker 2: any of these like you know, nineties nostalgia things. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: she's sixty five. Lisa Winchell, who was Blair on The
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  Speaker 2: Facts Life, and he's sixty three. Daniel Tosh Tosh point
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  Speaker 2: zero fifty one years old today Melby from the Spice
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  Speaker 2: Girls and America's got Talent as fifty one, and Carmelo Anthony,
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  Speaker 2: the NBA star is forty two. Oh and happy birthday
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  Speaker 2: Greg the John Hinckley, the guy who shot Ronald Reagan
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  Speaker 2: Mack isn't here.
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  Speaker 10: He's not listened as a musician.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: It's interesting how I mean, I guess they're they're known,
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  Speaker 2: but they're listed under celebrity birthdays. I love that's weird,
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  Speaker 2: inspired anybody else. But it's also like how I was
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  Speaker 2: on an entertainment news site and they had the story
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  Speaker 2: about how Jill Biden thought that Joe Biden had a
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  Speaker 2: stroke during that that debate. Whys had filed under entertainment
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  Speaker 2: news because we're looking at politicians like celebrities.
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  Speaker 2: we're just getting started here on this Friday morning. Alligator
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  Speaker 2: Day here on the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Gator Day.
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  Speaker 2: Wait and it's another hour, Yeah, blockading ready to go
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  Speaker 2: here on the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: On Woody.
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  Speaker 2: That's great, Gory. Hi, there's menace.
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  Speaker 3: What is up?
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  Speaker 7: Everybody?
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  Speaker 2: Hot? Gina grand is here, She's got your trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 8: Well, Jeff Bezos Blue Origin rocket exploded on the launch
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  Speaker 8: pad in Florida around nine o'clock last night. Video is
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  Speaker 8: cool head, the explosion result in this massive fireball.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody's heart so it's it's it's okay to say it
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  Speaker 2: was awesome.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, no one was hurt.
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  Speaker 2: I hope you have bass is gonna be okay because
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  Speaker 2: that was probably pretty expensive. He'll be fine.
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  Speaker 8: Cover One dude could even see it from the window
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  Speaker 8: of the jet Blue flight he was on.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 8: Blue Origin was gearing up for a June launch to
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  Speaker 8: put a batch of Amazon Leo Internet satellites into orbit.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you Elon did it then, Yeah, because they're
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  Speaker 2: going to compete. We'll try to compete with Starlink.
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  Speaker 8: So you think they're going full mob on each other. Yes,
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  Speaker 8: start the car and.
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  Speaker 2: The explosions, crazy, man. I would like to see the
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  Speaker 2: aftermath of the launch pad, like what happened, because man,
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  Speaker 2: that that explosion was massive. I've watched a lot of
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  Speaker 2: those SpaceX explosion videos. I think this is the biggest
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  Speaker 2: one I've seen.
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  Speaker 12: Really.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, that's one of your fantasies. If nobody gets hurt.
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  Speaker 3: You want to see a gas station blow up?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, person, like you'd see the movie totally, like, oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, it's on fire. Everybody get out and everybody runs,
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  Speaker 2: and then he gets across the street and everybody watches
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  Speaker 2: it goes and then like.
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  Speaker 8: It's so big, you like jump into the air, like
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  Speaker 8: it launches you.
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  Speaker 7: I love that. I would love to see the final
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  Speaker 7: I on this, Like all right, well this is the
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  Speaker 7: cost of everything totally.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, prime is about to go up.
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  Speaker 2: You get a bill from the space center, the Kennedy
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  Speaker 2: Space Center.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, there you go for clean up.
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  Speaker 2: You don't get your deposit back from in the launch pad.
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  Speaker 3: Just a fine of one point nine billion dollar.
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  Speaker 7: Yea, how much the tower just alone, just for the right.
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  Speaker 4: Well.
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  Speaker 8: Former NHL star Claude Lemieux has was found dead yesterday,
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  Speaker 8: and authorities in Florida say it appears he died by suicide.
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  Speaker 8: He was sixty years old. Deputies reportedly found him at
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  Speaker 8: his family's furniture business after one of his sons went
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  Speaker 8: looking for him when he didn't come home, and the
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  Speaker 8: hockey world is shocked. Of course, he had just appeared
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  Speaker 8: publicly in Montreal a few days ago during the Eastern
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  Speaker 8: Conference Final. Tributes are pouring in. Claude Lumieux was one
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  Speaker 8: of hockey's most notorious agitators, but also one of its
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  Speaker 8: most clutch playoff performers, winning four Stanley Cups and the
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  Speaker 8: nineteen ninety five Playoff MVP Award. He was, like I said,
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  Speaker 8: he was sixty years old.
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  Speaker 2: Blows.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah. Well, twenty twenty six is America's two hundred and
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  Speaker 8: fifty youth birthday, and to commemorate that, the White House
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  Speaker 8: is pushing Congress to approve a two hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 8: dollars bill with President Trump's face on it. So is
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  Speaker 8: this trolling maybe, But the Treasury is doing some early
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  Speaker 8: design work just in case Congress passes the lawn and
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  Speaker 8: approves it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh they will, yeah, right, But the thing is doing that,
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  Speaker 2: I mean depends on do they have the votes.
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  Speaker 8: Well, that's the thing. We'll say yeah, because that's what
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  Speaker 8: we need to spend time on right now. But doing
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  Speaker 8: this would require changing one hundred and sixty year old
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  Speaker 8: law that prohibits any living person from appearing on US currency.
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  Speaker 8: And here's the Secretary of the Treasury talking about this idea.
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  Speaker 6: At present, no living person can be on US currency,
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  Speaker 6: and the currency must say in God we trust. Right now,
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  Speaker 6: there is proposed legislation to change the first requirement so
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  Speaker 6: that a living person, Donald J. Trump could be on
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  Speaker 6: a two hundred and fifty dollars bill. So it's all
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  Speaker 6: up on Capitol Hill. At Treasury, we prepare things in advance,
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  Speaker 6: so we have prepared in advance if the legislation has passed.
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  Speaker 6: But we will stick to the wall.
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  Speaker 2: You know how I know someone's a suck up for
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  Speaker 2: Trump when they insist on putting the J in there
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  Speaker 2: when they Donald Trump. Yeah, it's always the people who
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  Speaker 2: are bootlockers for whoever. They like President Donald J. Trump,
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  Speaker 2: like people just President Trump.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, we all know who it is.
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  Speaker 2: But he's real big on insisting that the middle initial
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  Speaker 2: be in there. This is Look, this is a dumb idea.
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  Speaker 2: I don't I don't care one way or the other
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  Speaker 2: necessarily about most of the stuff. But I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if it's in the water.
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  Speaker 3: If they have the vote, I think trolling.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah it could be.
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  Speaker 2: But if they have enough votes, they'll just get done.
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  Speaker 2: If they have enough votes, they will do it.
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  Speaker 8: Do you think if they end up doing it and
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  Speaker 8: nobody uses it, they'll just use it like in the office,
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  Speaker 8: like shrewd bucks, Like he'll just pass them out.
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  Speaker 2: This is this is like when they sell the Wizard
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  Speaker 2: of Oz and Elvis plates right exactly your gold Eagle,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like it's I.
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  Speaker 7: Think that's gonna be.
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  Speaker 2: It's past production. It's just added to the list of
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  Speaker 2: just hell attacking. Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 7: They did have a thousand dollars bill. Do you know
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  Speaker 7: who was on it?
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  Speaker 2: I don't grow over Cleveland Neato facts.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, well it's worth now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's also worth half a tenk of gas. True.
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  Speaker 8: Well, speaking of money, Major League Baseball owners have proposed
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  Speaker 8: a hard salary cap to players. So they want each
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  Speaker 8: team to maintain a payroll of at least one hundred
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  Speaker 8: and seventy one million bucks without going over two hundred
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  Speaker 8: and forty five million bucks. And that includes all the
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  Speaker 8: player benefits as well, and they want that to start
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  Speaker 8: next year. So if the sides can't negotiate before December first,
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  Speaker 8: owners will probably lock out the players until there's a
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  Speaker 8: new deal. And if that happens, that means players would
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  Speaker 8: have zero contact with their teams, trades and free agency
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  Speaker 8: would all stop.
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  Speaker 2: It's a whole thing, I know, a lot of people
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  Speaker 2: that have direct working relationships with Major League Baseball, and
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  Speaker 2: if they are all convinced that there is going to
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  Speaker 2: be a lockout next year and that there's not going
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  Speaker 2: to be any baseball until like end of July. Oh wow,
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: like there won't be any baseball till July next year,
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  Speaker 2: they're convinced this lockout's happening. I mean, I hope it doesn't.
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  Speaker 8: Well, it affects a of teams too.
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  Speaker 2: I do like the salary cap idea. Yeah, it would
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  Speaker 2: force teams like the stupid Pirates who drive me crazy,
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  Speaker 2: you know, and that Bob Nutting dumb ass owner who
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: should sell the team because he's not really interested in winning.
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  Speaker 2: It would force them and teams like them to spend
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  Speaker 2: more money because they collect a bunch of money from
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  Speaker 2: the luxury tax that the other teams like the Yankees,
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  Speaker 2: the Dodgers or whoever you know, would have to cut salary.
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  Speaker 2: They collect them, and they just put it right to
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  Speaker 2: the bottom line. They don't necessarily invest it back into
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  Speaker 2: the players. There should be at least a rule that says,
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  Speaker 2: you know, whatever percentage of money you bring in from
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  Speaker 2: because that's what the luxury tax is supposed to do
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  Speaker 2: is supposed to level the playing fields, so to speak,
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  Speaker 2: that a certain percentage of it must be spent directly
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  Speaker 2: on player payroll.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, that makes more sense because I was thinking, you know,
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  Speaker 8: these poor little teams with their pockets turned inside out, like,
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  Speaker 8: how do you force them to have more money if
• 15:49
  Speaker 8: they don't have it? But you're saying it's just not allocating.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Because they're collecting it from the other teams that do hurt, right,
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: And the whole idea is to make it so like, yeah,
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: of course the Dodgers and the Yankees and noverybody else
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: they could afford better. You know, players, they have better
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: deals locally with television or whoever. You know, they're bigger
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: market teams. So for the smaller teams to be able
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: to compete, they collect this luxury text luxury texting split
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: up and it's the smaller market teams. So you just
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: can't pocket that though, Yeah, you got to put it
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: back into the player payrolls that it levels the playing field.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Bob Nutting is a loser. I hate that guy so much.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Pittsburgh is such a great sports town, Steelers, Penguins, and
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: then you get the Pirates, which people they root for
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: the Pirates because it's the team, and they have this
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: beautiful ballpark. Panc Park is a beautiful ballpark. It's always
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: in one of the top three. Anytime there's a ballpark
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: ranking list, that's always either number one, number two, or
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: number three, depending on who you talk to. And you
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: got this guy who just doesn't care.
• 16:47
  Speaker 8: Can you imagine not caring to that degree that like
• 16:50
  Speaker 8: an entire city.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: The only team.
• 16:53
  Speaker 7: There's many teams like that.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's the worst. I'm convinced he is the
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: worst because you're in a great sport. Sometimes the sports
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: in town is a little bit, you know, the more
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: tougher putt.
• 17:03
  Speaker 7: People argue the Angels are just as bad.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: But yeah, well you're in the shadow. It's like the
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: White Socks. They're in the shadow of the Cups. The
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Angels are in the shadow of the Dodgers that stuff stuff.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: The A's were in the shadow of the of the Giants.
• 17:15
  Speaker 8: Well, it's speaking of as the teams that look like
• 17:17
  Speaker 8: they're gonna need to pump up their payrolls are gonna
• 17:19
  Speaker 8: be like the A's, Rockies, Cardinals, Guardians, White Socks, Pirates.
• 17:23
  Speaker 8: Like you said, Twins, Brewers raised Marlins, Nationals, and Reds.
• 17:27
  Speaker 8: But the teams that are gonna have to get under
• 17:28
  Speaker 8: that cap not shocking the Dodgers, Yankees, Mets, Blue Jays, Phillies,
• 17:33
  Speaker 8: Red Sox, Braves, and Padres.
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: Well, the A's will be there once they hit Vegas.
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: You know, they'll just have the benefit of being in Vegas.
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: They're gonna make dumb money, just like the Raiders. The Raiders,
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: they got money.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: That stadium's tiny. What the new A stadium? Yeah, it's
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: it's tiny. I remember reading about it and going, wow,
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: it's small. But then I saw somebody was staying a
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: MGM right across the street and they took a picture
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: of the progress gone on, Like yeah, man, yeah, yeah,
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: it looks like it's like a minor league ballpark.
• 18:02
  Speaker 7: Also the A's though, like I mean baseball in general,
• 18:06
  Speaker 7: there's gonna be so many games. Like you, you probably
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: wouldn't want like a gigantic stadium because you're not gonna
• 18:13
  Speaker 7: be able to fill that much.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's game You know, what about a Legion stadium.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: It's pretty big, yeah, yeah, right.
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: But how many games are actually played there?
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: Well, speaking of dumb money, team, who was just hit
• 18:24
  Speaker 8: with a two hundred and thirty two million dollar fine
• 18:27
  Speaker 8: after an investigation found that they failed to protect consumers
• 18:30
  Speaker 8: from illegal products like you know, toxic and hazardous toys.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: What isn't toxic?
• 18:38
  Speaker 8: Preliminary findings You mean this four dollars printer I buy?
• 18:42
  Speaker 8: I thank you?
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Is it totally legit?
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: So I've never bought from team I don't know anything
• 18:47
  Speaker 8: about she in So last year at TIMO.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Was bought some pacifiers for my newborn.
• 18:51
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I know, a vibrator.
• 18:54
  Speaker 8: Really did it blow up inside her?
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah? It was maybe a well.
• 18:58
  Speaker 8: Primary findings from last year showed that team who was
• 19:00
  Speaker 8: exposing consumers to a high risk of products sold on
• 19:02
  Speaker 8: its platform, like baby toys and small electronics that don't yeah,
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: deal on them not comply WITHOLS. They were totally ten cents.
• 19:12
  Speaker 8: TIMU says it disagrees with the decision and considers the
• 19:14
  Speaker 8: fine disproportionate, but doesn't matter what they think. They have
• 19:17
  Speaker 8: until the end of August to submit an action plan
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: to fix the problem, and if they don't, they could
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: be hit with an additional daily, weekly, and monthly fine.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Probably a baby baby like teething ring, Yeah, is it
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: filled with like a saline or a water, they filled
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: it with gasoline or something completely flammable.
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah, And finally, Southwest Airlines updated its
• 19:39
  Speaker 8: plus sized torta policies. That's the official term. By the way,
• 19:43
  Speaker 8: remember earlier this year when Southwest started making the obese
• 19:47
  Speaker 8: passengers buy a second seat whenever booking their flights. Okay,
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: they don't need to buy an extra seat in advance anymore.
• 19:53
  Speaker 8: Once they get to the airport, an agent can just
• 19:55
  Speaker 8: offer them an extra seat as long as one's available.
• 19:58
  Speaker 8: But anyone who needs that extra for room and doesn't
• 20:00
  Speaker 8: buy a second seat in advance, they still risk not
• 20:03
  Speaker 8: being able to board their flight if there isn't an
• 20:05
  Speaker 8: extra seat next to their seat available, And anyone who
• 20:08
  Speaker 8: buys an extra seat for space does get their money
• 20:10
  Speaker 8: back if the flight isn't full.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, that makes sense that I'm still curious how it works.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Let's just say, for the sake of argument, I wanted
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: to do this. Yeah, I buy two seats, and now
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: that it's a signed seating, I can book the seat
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: right next to me, and that doesn't like there's no
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: person for that they don't show up. First of all,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: how do I book it? Do I put my own
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: name on there.
• 20:30
  Speaker 8: Oh, I guess.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Your your name? I mean, can you have can you
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: have two seats under the same name. That's that's number.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: That's that's question number one. Number two. If you don't
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: like what do you put there for the name? Do
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: I just put like my wife's name? But then she
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: doesn't show up and then she's as a no show?
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: And can they give that seat away to somebody else
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: even though already purchased it, because I would, I would
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: purchase it for the extra space.
• 20:55
  Speaker 7: And this side of situation, I would just call and
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: book it.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's probably.
• 20:59
  Speaker 14: An option like obese passenger, Oh my god, what if.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: You're not Like what if Sammy? What if you you're tiny,
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: but you just wanted that extra space?
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Could you you book the ticket and you book it away? Like,
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: how do you book it so they don't give it away?
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I think this as a no show and they just
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: give it to somebody else.
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: But they can if they need it, they can take
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: it back.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: No, that's the thing. You shouldn't have to pay for it, right, Yeah,
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I gave you the fare that you charge you. I
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: didn't get it a discounted price. You set the price
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: I paid for it.
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: I believe that we've had news stories before where people
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: have done that but the airline needed it and they
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: took it back.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Well, this is why I want to find out from
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: somebody officially with an airline.
• 21:38
  Speaker 8: Well, it's gonna say, don't bother asking Google, because here
• 21:41
  Speaker 8: are the answers. Yes, you can absolutely purchase two seats
• 21:44
  Speaker 8: next to each next to each other, under the same name.
• 21:46
  Speaker 8: You generally cannot just book two identical names on a
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: standard website. The airline system cannot have two identical names
• 21:53
  Speaker 8: for two different seats. These are all the answers I'm
• 21:54
  Speaker 8: getting the pop up Okay, so yeah, good luck figuring it.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Out somebody who works for airline. If you can hit
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: us up, I'd be really curious to know.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: It wouldn't be like you go to a restaurant and you,
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: you know, reserve the party room and it's just you
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: and one other person. Are they going to say, like, well,
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: this seat is twenty so book it.
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: I paid for it as long as you meet the
• 22:15
  Speaker 8: minimum charted.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Well, what if I want to book an entire row
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: for myself just for fun because I want to lie down.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: And didn't book the standby ticket? And I get to
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: use it just in case nobody else shows up.
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: I'm sure you won't do this because you are a torta.
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: But if you go to the airport to book your flight,
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: like they always say that you can get a better
• 22:32
  Speaker 7: deal if you go directly to the airport, and then
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: I'm sure you could work.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Well, no, like you can just like today, just go
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: on person. Yeah, like today, you just walk into the terminally.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: You never go up to the ticket counter, and you
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: could buy the ticket right there for something three weeks away.
• 22:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, old time.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: Wow, they say that you get a better deal than online.
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: It's crazy.
• 22:53
  Speaker 8: Well that's what's going on, all right, thank you very much.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Got some. I've been seeing Fresca a lot more Fresco.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: There must be like some kind of like really some
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: push grapefruity. Yeah, there must be some kind of like
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: marketing push going on.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: I wonder if I would like it now, because I
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: haven't had it since I was good.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: I was surprised how much heinous. I was surprised how
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: much flavor it has for being zero calorie. Uh huh. Yeah,
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: I gotta look for it and just like a because
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: usually anything like a club soda or whatever Tonic like, Yeah,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: usually hint calories.
• 23:40
  Speaker 8: I didn't know that.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, club soda.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: And tonic water and doesn't have a lot of sodium
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: as well.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll look up the calorie count on club soda
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: or whatever.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what tonic is interesting, let's see.
• 23:53
  Speaker 8: But a lot of people don't like grapefruit flavored stuff, so.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: I do, and I do too. It's great to mix it,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: it's great to mix with other stuff.
• 24:01
  Speaker 8: It's an awesome mixer.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: So can of tonic has one hundred and twenty four calories.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's strange, dumb, and it's completely flavoring.
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah water, huh, club soda you never thought about that.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Oh wait, club soda contains zero calories. So I'm thinking
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: a Tonic Tonic on Yeah. I don't think tonic weird.
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't get it any experiment.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: So there's a new type of hard alcohol hitting the
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: shelves for summer. It's a version of Fresca called Fresca Hardrip,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: and so far the reviews are pretty good. People who
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: have tried it said there could be a new Seltzer
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: for the summer and that the best flavor so far
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: is peach. Citrus okay, three other flavors along the peach one,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: and it's got four point six A B V greg
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: really okay and calories zero sugar like good pool party stuff. Yeah,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: so you got that?
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: All right? Here we go.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: This guy was turned up used the Minix excus generator.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: See if you can guess what he did. Fifty three
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: year old guy in New Zealand. He was trying to
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: get home after a night out. Pulled over by the police.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: They said that he had crossed the center line multiple times,
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: so they wanted to give him the Breath of Liser.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: He tested three times over the league limit, and when
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: they asked him why he was so drunk, he broke
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: out the Menace Excuse generator and he.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Guesses girlfriend broke up with him.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Girlfriend broke up with him.
• 25:24
  Speaker 8: Oh, one of those people that makes their own alcohol
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: like their blood makes their own alcohol.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: All right, let's go to the expert himself. Menace night
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: quill night quil Well. He claimed that the alcohol was
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: from altar wine that he consumed at church, and that
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: the alcohol shouldn't count because it was the blood of Christ.
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: Yes, Jesus juice like shogging Jesus' blood.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so there you go.
• 25:46
  Speaker 8: That's crazy.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: It doesn't count.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Cops didn't go for it. They arrested him, took him
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: straight to jail. Thirty eight year old dude in Florida.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: He was out drinking with some friends and as they
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: were leaving the bar, the one dude noticed the police
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: cruiser was just sitting there in the parking lot and
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: he's like, hey, it's still running, and he hopped in
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: and he took off. The cops. They found him and
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: the cruiser at another bar. They asked him how many
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: drinks he had. He said six seven and then tried
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: to run from the cops.
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: All right, speaking of Jesus, did you see that they
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: made the pupe do the six to seven thing?
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: I was a kid.
• 26:18
  Speaker 8: It was a kid, like the news made him do it.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: Disrespectful?
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Why he's having fun? I mean, it wasn't disrespectful. Yeah,
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: he's cool. On top of that, the cops they figured
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: out that he didn't even have a driver's license, so
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: he was arrested taking the jail. Police in Connecticut they
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: pulled this guy over. He was driving erradically and they
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: gave him a field sobriety test, which he failed miserably.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: So they put him in cuffs. They searched the car
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: and that's where they found some drugs just sitting there
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: in the open. And then when they looked in the trunk,
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: they found a homemade cannon. Whoa. When they asked him
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: about it, he didn't really have an answer for it.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can those are expensive for herself.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure. Woman in Orlando in some trouble. She
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: was driving in high speeds down the road. She was drunk. Now,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: the difference with this case is that the woman had
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: her teenage son in the car and he's the one
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: that called the cops on her. Oh damn Mark, he
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: was fearing for his own life. Here we go, My
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: mom almost hit a car.
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: She was going over a hundred on the highway.
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: They were on West Central Boulevard. Okay, he did the
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: right thing.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the cops they caught up to the car. They
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: questioned the mom. She said that she only had a
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: half a shot of whatever quote unquote was it.
• 27:44
  Speaker 8: Did she root for yourself?
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Didn't say. But the cops that could smell the alcohol
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: on her and you know, questioned her and she's like,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: you know, hey, man, you know I only had half
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: a shot.
• 27:53
  Speaker 8: Okay, good one.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she just kept saying that officers are not
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: artificial intelligence. She kept saying that officers are not an
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: artific intelligence officers.
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so she was.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: She had some argument.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: She was pretty, she was pretty hammy.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: She was trying to make Yeah, yeah, weirdo.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: The mom had left him in the car for over
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: two hours while she went to a party and got drunk.
• 28:13
  Speaker 8: Half a shot.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, she went there just to be nice. She
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: got to make it apparent. Yeah, you know, I got
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: to make it appearance obligations.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Do you want a fun fact about drunk driving? Yeah, so,
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: according to data from the FBI and MAD there are
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: nearly three hundred and forty seven thousand drunk drivers on
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: the road on any average day, and the average offender
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: has driven drunk eighty times before they get arrested for
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: the first time.
• 28:38
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: That's the people when they get busted, you hear about it.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: They've done it a million times.
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: Multiple times.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: Anybody that I know that has DUI like, I would
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: say eighty percent of them have multiple.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: I know quite a few people with about three. Yeah,
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: I know some people who have gotten them.
• 28:57
  Speaker 8: I know one person had to blowstart their car.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: That's fun.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: We know a you know a guy his wife had
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: to drive in the work every day for like a
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: year or something like that.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Six months. Yeah, oh god, oh godtting.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Around your husband like a toddler. Drop him off at
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: his plateate. But I tell you what, now, the guy
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: he's super responsible. Yeah, super responsible. Yeah yeah, wakes you up, dude.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: So the six seventh thing that we were just talking about,
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: the pope and you know, the kids doing all these things.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: I just learned about one yesterday my daughter walks in
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: and she goes, Dad, what is this? And I said, uh, soda.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: She goes, no, what kind of soda? I said, it's
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: a coke. She had a can of coke and she goes,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: what is this? She had a bottle of water. I
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: go a water. She goes coconut water. Cocon of water.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: I go what I said, coconut water. She goes cocon
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: a water and I go what. I don't under stand.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: She's laughing hysterically the no water. What is this? She
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: kept doing what is this? I go coke?
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: What is this?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: I go, what coconut water? And then bumping in together
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: like your cheersing there's a song and the kids are
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: all about it, and the name of the artist here
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: is Trim, first of all, Trim and yeah, so and
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: I guess it's all over social media CoA and what
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: is this? What is that thing? Coca? So get get ready, g.
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: A YouTube kid, I'm trying to hear the song.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm trying to hop on your face and
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: spark like a motor. This is what my daughter is
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: listening to.
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: Nice, you know what?
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I could see in the video here she's
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: drinking one of those Alani drinks. Okay, wait, which the
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: kids are crazy on energy drinks now too.
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're awesome. Who's the artist again, Trim, Trim Trim.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: At least you can rest assured that your daughter is
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: very easily me Yeah.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a fourteen year old girl. This is what she's
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: supposed to do.
• 31:20
  Speaker 8: Have you seen her yet drop to the floor and
• 31:22
  Speaker 8: do the Sea Lion?
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: I have no, that's the one.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the one that you had just told us about. Yep, yeah,
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: that's the song right, Yeah, the Sea Lions support that one?
• 31:29
  Speaker 8: Why you actually? I hate it?
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: You should. It's the most whimsical.
• 31:36
  Speaker 8: When a kid gets in front of you is like,
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: what am I doing? Go to your room please.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: But they're including you in their silliness. At least they're
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: not like, you know, going in the backyard and huffing
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: when we hit the sea lions.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: When we hit the sea.
• 31:56
  Speaker 15: Lions on, everybody hit the legs.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like it. Cocain water stupid.
• 32:15
  Speaker 16: Like that.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Coke is coke cocain. The song is coconut water. Okay,
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: but these kids are going coke and a like coke
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: ana wah, and they think it's hilarious. All right, We're
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: gonna take a quick break. More what to show his
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: next hang up more Woody show is next. Next next.
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: Do you know how this bridge with the screen on it,
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: somebody hits the doorbell, it automatically pops up on the refrigerator.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Because most of the time Menace is in the kitchen.
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah it show.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: So six Flags have banned this guy an influencer, and
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: not just from the one park he was at Deceedar
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Point in Ohio Great Park, but he's been banned from
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: all of the six Flags parks for life. Oh No,
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: because he videotapes himself doing things that are very clearly.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Against the rules, like this one video where he.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Brought a box of chicken nuggets onto the roller coaster
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: and he was eating them in the drop part of
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: the ride.
• 33:20
  Speaker 8: What's wrong with that?
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Well, Six Flags said that the rules strictly prohibit all
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: loose articles on rides, including food, which could become a
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: choking hazard.
• 33:30
  Speaker 8: Like you're going to hit the person behind you.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: If you're doing something that can only result in something
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: being unsafe for you the person breaking the rule, Well
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: you whatever, If it's something that you're doing that could
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: be dangerous to the other people who are just trying
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: to have a good time on the ride, well that's different.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: If you choke to death on a chicken nugget because
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: you brought it on the ride. Well, you know. Sometimes
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: again you get what you ask.
• 33:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's Darwin working. Is magic.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: They say, quote safety as a cornerstone of our business.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: We have zero tolerance and blah bla bla blah blah. Anyway,
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: so this guy's been banned for life.
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: What happens to like people were the desperation for attention
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: is just like so extreme.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: But why do you think that is?
• 34:12
  Speaker 7: I don't know, Like, is it like they think there's
• 34:15
  Speaker 7: gonna be our financial benefit or is it just like
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: I don't know, uh.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Look at notoriety fame. Yeah, even if it's fifteen minutes,
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Like people can say, oh, I'm the whatever guy, like
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: you become the meme you become, but media.
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: They don't know any better. They think they'll get rich.
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: Off of it. Yeah, man, I mean because like, yeah,
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: there's like this one guy that pops up online once
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: in a while and he'll like he'll like cover himself
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: and just putting inside of his car and like just
• 34:42
  Speaker 7: cover his whole car and putting, And I'm like, that
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: is so desperate for attention, it's insane.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: What purpose the minute. Let's say you were out at
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: one of your events and some guy walks up and goes, hey,
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: I'm the pudding guy. You know ever seen the video
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: my videos I put putting all over my You're like, oh,
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: I am, And he would kind of get a kick
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: out of the fact that you knew who he was.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Like I think that's part of like people just people are.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: People are desperate for validation. They're they're desperate for the attention.
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: Maybe some stuff for financial gain, but like that that
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: stuff that's just like no financial gain. And just like, hey,
• 35:19
  Speaker 7: I'm the putting guy is just like, I don't know,
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: it's really sad to me.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Well, I think people are chasing the idea of becoming
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: I hate to use the term the influencer, meaning that
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: you can make money or have it as a side
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: gig to bring in a little extra money. And so
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: you need to do that, and every time you see
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: one of these people telling people how to do it,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: it's about consistently posting content and making content entertaining. So
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: they're doing things that made me think are entertaining to
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: maybe then build a base of people who will watch
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: their stuff so they can eventually turn it into something
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: that they could monetize. But it is all based in
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: social media and the Internet and all those stuff that's
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: not going away. But that could be an explanation as
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: to why.
• 35:59
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it's like the conversation we had. It's cringe until
• 36:01
  Speaker 14: it works, right, So it's super cringe when you're not
• 36:04
  Speaker 14: getting any money and nobody likes it, but all of
• 36:07
  Speaker 14: a sudden it goes viral. They're making a ton of money,
• 36:09
  Speaker 14: they're doing other videos and it works and now it's like, oh.
• 36:11
  Speaker 7: You're so great, So I get it. I said that
• 36:13
  Speaker 7: cringe intel. Now some of that stuff I just don't get.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: We were talking about the looks maxing thing, ball maxing o,
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: people making their their balls super big. It's both or
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: the jaw thing breaking your jaw. Well, this Australian looks Mack.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: It looks Maxing influencer.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: He was kicked off of a flight. He had got
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: a cosmetic surgery in Thailand.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: And by the way, this.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Guy's don't don't every bones smashing which we talked about,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: to peptides, to plastic surgery, He's done all of it.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: That's his thing online. He just goes and he does
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: all these things. These looks looks Maxing things. That's difficult
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: to say looks it is. So the crew members on
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: the flight said he looked visibly swollen, drowsy, unwell and
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: didn't feel he was fit to fly. So they said, hey, man,
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: you can't, you can't be on board. He's like, no, no,
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: I have medical clearance. Well they're like, I don't. We're
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: not comfortable with it, which you can understand. Sure, if
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: you get on board anybody doesn't look fit to fly,
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: whether you're intoxicated or otherwise, they're gonna say yeah, and
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: that's that's their right as the airline. Well, things escalate,
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: he gets into a screaming match. He's swearing at him
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: and everything else. And it's all on camera, of course,
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: but you can't let somebody fly like.
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: That, well not what you're assuming. You have to assume
• 37:39
  Speaker 8: responsibility for them.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: But he's a big deal influencer, dude, and people are
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: throwing these Younger people are throwing these parties. They're starting
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: to treat cosmetic surgery thanks to people like Greg glorifying it.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: I would love to do like a botox.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: They're throwing parties to celebrate rhino plasty and boob jobs.
• 37:59
  Speaker 8: And things like that, like a baby shower, like after
• 38:02
  Speaker 8: you get your boob job, like a big reveal booby shower.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: So instead of staying quiet about it most people used
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: to be for the longest time, they're posting the whole
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: process on social media and then celebrating afterwards friends and
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: decorations and all kinds of like, uh, you know, new
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: knows who diss parties like you said, reveal This.
• 38:21
  Speaker 7: Year, like being super transparent about everything has been the
• 38:25
  Speaker 7: hot trend.
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah. All the celebrity, especially females, put a picture of
• 38:30
  Speaker 8: their face and show what they've done, which I really respect.
• 38:32
  Speaker 8: I'm sick of them pretending like they were just they
• 38:34
  Speaker 8: just woke up that way.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: You know, you know it sucks. You're Rosie O'Donnell. You
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: got something and you still look before after which was
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: which it's people looks better. And we've known people who
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: get the weight loss surgery not even like the shot
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: they had still fat, Like damn, yeah.
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: You can eat through those stables.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: But good job is still a bowling ball. That's crazy,
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Like that would suck. You are talent, yeah, not good
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Oh the the you know, even sometimes the surgeons or
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: the medical staff they show up to the parties and
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: you know it's all being driven they say by TikTok
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: of course. But the plastic surgery thing among younger people
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: that looks maxing ball maxing all that stuff is super.
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: There's a peptide where you're supposed to be tanned, like
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: you get a tanning pep tide, and uh, people are
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: doing it. I wonder if it's legit or not.
• 39:33
  Speaker 8: Do you remember the nineteen eighties movie soul Man where
• 39:36
  Speaker 8: he turned into a black guy because of that?
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: But this is like a real thing.
• 39:40
  Speaker 8: Now, oh yeah they knew.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: What you show.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Got some uh got some penis news? All yeah, penis?
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: What's new in the penis world?
• 39:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what's going on with penises?
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: This guy was on a Virgin Airlines flight to London
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: when a lidless cup of hot coffee fell into his
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: lap and his we wei got burned. He said it
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: took the flight attendants. Now this is his claim, took
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: the flight attendants twenty minutes to get him a bottle
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: of water to pour on his lap. What he claims
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: It took another hour for the flight crew to finally
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: apply a burn cream to his penis. They do that?
• 40:26
  Speaker 8: I didn't know they had that.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: I don't just do that yourself.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: They just don't hand you the burn cream and go
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: out here. See in the bathroom, He said, took the
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: flight crew an hour to finally apply a burn cream
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: to his penis and put a bandage over it. God,
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: how you do that? He was told he would have
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: medical support waiting for them when the plane landed, but
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: that never happened, so he's suing the airline. He says
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: his penis will never be the same again. Oh no,
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: that it's had a massive effect on his life and
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: mental health, and he added that he hasn't been able
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: to care for his mom or get his girlfriend pregnant.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Oh no, by the way, dude, you shouldn't be knocking
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: up a girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, don't knock up a girlfriend.
• 41:04
  Speaker 8: I do buy that this has negatively impacted his life
• 41:07
  Speaker 8: and probably will for the foreseeable future.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: It'll heal, I will.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: What if it's scarred whatever?
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Was it all that great looking to begin with? I mean,
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: as as model as long as you can still rot up.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but still, like I'm bummed out. I have a
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: scar on my right ball because of a dog bite.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Uh huh, that's bummed me out? Well to me, Yeah,
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: I mean yeah, it's is just like it will tell
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: you there's a scar there and it itched for like
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: five years. Grow, let me see it. You need to
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: more than see it, you need to help it out. Stop.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, kiss it make it feel that. Yeah, I'm saying, like,
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: you know, down in that area, I mean you see
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: all kinds of stuff you know, well, true, wrinkled, wrinkled
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: bag absolutely, you know what about those guy have like
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: like two tone penises that you see in porn, Like
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: it's almost like God ran out of skin, like he
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: was building a boner for this dude, and like remnant
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: pieces of skin because like this stuff is like, yeah,
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: this stuff is kind of albino looking. In this part
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: is a little bit more pink than the other one.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: And then up top of here almost like a cow pattern. Yeah,
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: exactly like I always said, like I would love to
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: have a wiener so big that God ran out of
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: skin and needed to use other pieces, like yeah, patches here,
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: do that here. I just sent this Scandinavian baby down
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: the earth. I have some leftover skin from that one. Yeah,
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: I'll combine it with this other one who's Italian man
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: with Italian olive.
• 42:43
  Speaker 8: Skin, a Bangladeshi.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: It's kind of you know, stitch.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: It all together in case you're a whole bit color.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: I'm going to make it a two fist red yeah.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Like so like somebody like the chicken, like legitimately do
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: the pepper grinder.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: On it, like I know you see that and be cool.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: You need both hands, both hands, and there's still something
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: coming out from the top of the two things. There's
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: still something to go.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: It's not completely.
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: Who am I girth master?
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, God, Greg, It's like for us it's like it's
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: like the which hand is it in trick?
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Right, you know, I can't really tell.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: That's why I think I can't remember which comedian said it,
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: but like he's jealous of homeless people if they have
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: big wiener. I agree. Even if you're homeless living under
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: a bridge, but you have one of the pepper grinder ones, like,
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: you're probably pretty happy.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: I did see there was. Oh here's another piece of
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: wiener news. The chocolate bar marketed as a sexual enhancement
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: product is being recalled nationwide. The FDA found it contained
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: an undeclared prescription drug. You know, they're called Boner Bears, Okay,
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: and it had viagra in it there, Yeah, boner Bears
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: sex chocolate. And they had in the lab and it
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: confirmed the presence of the active ingredient included in the niagres.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: So it's only approved under a doctor's supervision. Can dangerously
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: lower blood pressure when combined with nitrate medications commonly used
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: by people. So yeah, you can't can't fight. You're not
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: gonna be able to find they're good, Yeah, fast acting,
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: max strength taste. Yeah, boner Bears sex chocolate.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Maybe if you're like Gina and you just cannot take
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: a pill. You just eat the chocolate.
• 44:23
  Speaker 8: That would be very helpful, said.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: No adverse effects have been reported so far, and those
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: who bought from that lot of bars can get a
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: full refund. Okay, that's funny.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: The airplane thing, the airplane guy that had the coffee spilled.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: It reminds me not only what did I get bitten
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: down there by a dog, but I also had that
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: flight attendant drop a tray of lasagna in my lap.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: It didn't burn my wiener, but it burned my legs of.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: The different colored skin. Somebody on the text that's a
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: good way. Yeah, it's a Neapolitan penis.
• 44:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Well that's true like ice cream, right, or when you
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: make the swirl at the soft serve station with vanilla
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: and chocolate.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the two ton see exactly lucky. There's a new
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: cereal on the market. This one's known simply as man Cereal,
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: and according to the manufacturer, it's high end protein, high
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: in creatinere. Also no seed oils added, sugar, artificial flavors
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: or colors. It's low carb. It's gluten free. That doesn't
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: sound very manly.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Oh it's the opposite.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like vagina cereal.
• 45:22
  Speaker 8: I'd like it, and I'd like to taste it, Morgan,
• 45:24
  Speaker 8: I'll try it.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: They also say that anyone who has a bowl of
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: the cereal gets a boost of energy, better recovery, stronger
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: bone health, and enhance cognitive function. All right, now, I
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: have I have a little clip of the ad that
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: they're running in the apologies. This is the best audio
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: that Tyler was looking for. The audio like a better
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: quality audio. But the audio is not great. But manned
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: cereal here's there to help young man everywhere practice retention. Yeah,
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: because it's supposed to help with semen retention. Does mean
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: eat the cereal and you'll have better semen retention. What
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: that means is not cheap. It's like a three pack
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: is fifty eight bucks. Yep, damn, one box twenty bucks.
• 46:08
  Speaker 8: Damn.
• 46:09
  Speaker 13: We need to try the cereal and then have chocolate
• 46:10
  Speaker 13: bars afterwards.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Somebody's google semen retention on it right now?
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Why does this mean?
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: It just means that your loads are more potent.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: It's the intentional practice of avoiding ejaculations.
• 46:21
  Speaker 13: You're right, Yeah, it's supposed to make you more manly.
• 46:25
  Speaker 8: It is you just so you can stay hold off longer.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: All right, So eat the cereal and improve your seamen
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: retention to help.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Young man everywhere practice semen retention.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Luckily, Cereal recently got bolt that's right, man, CeAl has
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: sixteen grand for protein two and a half, and it's
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: gonna trying.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: I'm taking my halt right now, just thinking about.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: That salted budget labor. Yeah, just cranking his hog right.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Wow, salted alright, alright, I'll try it.
• 46:52
  Speaker 8: I'll sound good.
• 46:55
  Speaker 7: It's like some of those chocolate bears on top right out.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, purple horseshoes, green clothes, you know stairs, why
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: grow chocolate.
• 47:07
  Speaker 9: Show?
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: It is time for some Friday fail story. Oh yeah,
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: somebody sent us a text earlier saying.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Man, you guys really have been on a roll. I'm
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: just getting caught up on the podcast. You guys really
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: hitting out of the park with this Friday fail singing. Yeah,
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: we've done We've done a really good job so far.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: How we do this week Friday fail stories?
• 47:30
  Speaker 17: Here we go, right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
• 48:16
  Speaker 17: it is.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Time for your face fail.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: All these people thought they had the perfect plan, the
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: planet could never go wrong. But then somewhere the online
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: I went from being a great idea the one big
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: stink in mega uber ultra. Guys, that's pretty good, pretty
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: good good, yeah, I mean yeah, all right, we're still
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: in the pocket, man, We're still definitely still get a
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: little dry. Well, here we go, first, Tory, I got
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: an audio clip for this one. These people were at
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: a funeral. Here's the clip. You tell me what happened.
• 49:22
  Speaker 7: Okay, they dropped, had to fall over for that, all right.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: The hearst had just rived at the gravesite with the coffin.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Paul bears each grabbed onto the casket, lifted it up,
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: started walking, and that's when the bottom of it gave
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: out and the body fell out.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: Sail. Oh how disturbing is Yeah.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they think that termites, but they said might have
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: gotten into the bottom of it because it was a
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: cheap ass coffin. Yeah, that's here what you get for
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: cutting corner?
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: Have you ever been? Are those not the world's heaviest
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: things you've ever touched?
• 50:02
  Speaker 8: And like, awkward?
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: They're heavy number one and so heavy.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: And I was the only because it was me and
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: the rest of my guy cousins from my grandfather's funeral.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: And there's not one ounce of muscle. Among any of
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: my other cousins, they're all built like wet rats. Yeah,
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: and it like I'm the only person like mine. Mine
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: was at proper height. They thought for sure that the
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: rest room, because the whole rest of the casco was
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: kind of leading to the like nobody on the right
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: side had any kind of strength whatsoever. And then the
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: ass end of it, which was the lighter end, considering
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: that the majority of the body weights towards the front
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: where the he is the head and the chest.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: Did you do it idiot's shoulder height or like waist height?
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: We?
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Uh, we picked it up to like shoulder height. Wow.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: I only did the waist height one.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Because they said it was gonna be easier because you
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: can kind of pick it up and lock your elbow
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: in a ya and hold it. But like my pussy
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: ass cousins, yeahs.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought it was like an arm wire. It
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: was so heavy.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Here's one from Florida with his teenager was out on
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: a boat with his old man and they spotted a
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: shark in the all. Now, most people would stay the
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: hell away from a shark, but not these idiots. They
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: tried to pick it up and bring it on board
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: the boat. Ok, the shark didn't like that bit. The
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: dude's son dad did some quick thinking, put a tourniquet
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: on the wound, and they tried to high tail it
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: back to shore. And I say tried because the boat
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: broke down about halfway there. They had to call the
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: coastguard for help. The Sun was airlifted to the hospital.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Sailed idiots. Some teenagers in Utah were just having fun,
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: you guys, right, trying to keep up with the whole
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: CouchSurfing trend they saw on TikTok. Now, this isn't CouchSurfing
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: where you stay on people's couches. This is where a
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: person sits on the couch while it's being dragged by vehicle.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: That's something I totally would have done.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: Well, things been bad, oh yeah, And one of the
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: idiots ended up in the hospital with a fractured skull,
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: brain injuries, spinal fractures, broken ribs, facial fractures. Here's his
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: mom talking about it on the local news.
• 52:03
  Speaker 18: He sits on the couch, the couch leg breaks and
• 52:06
  Speaker 18: he goes flying and it's a horrible, horrible accident. This
• 52:12
  Speaker 18: terrible accident happened and it's one more thing to talk
• 52:16
  Speaker 18: to your kids about. Doctors and nurses told us that
• 52:19
  Speaker 18: this is the third case they've seen of CouchSurfing here
• 52:23
  Speaker 18: at primary children's.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: It is okay, there's really bad for the parents.
• 52:28
  Speaker 7: Man, Yeah, really old online video of these guys doing
• 52:32
  Speaker 7: this at probably like twenty years old by now. Like
• 52:35
  Speaker 7: San Francisco is like pretty much a commuter city, so
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: like everyone leaves after six pm. These guys are getting
• 52:40
  Speaker 7: dragged around on a couch through the entire city. They
• 52:43
  Speaker 7: get all the way up on the Golden Gate Bridge
• 52:45
  Speaker 7: doing this stuff. Like, damn the how they hit a pothole?
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: I know something in the.
• 52:51
  Speaker 7: Road that was able accident. Yeah, people have been doing
• 52:53
  Speaker 7: this for a long time.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: I will say we did a lot of dumb stuff
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: as kids, and we could have easily we could have
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: easily been this kid. Yeah, I'm doing doing dumb things.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: It doesn't make it any less dumb, no, or any
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: less of a fail. I feel terrible for the mother,
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: But dude.
• 53:08
  Speaker 8: But it's not really an accident. Is when you don't
• 53:11
  Speaker 8: see something this was like, of course you're going to
• 53:13
  Speaker 8: get hurt.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: His injuries are life threatening. He's in a medically induced como.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: So.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Fail the other friends, they're facing charges. Yeah, here's one
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: from Florida with his grown ass thirty three year old man.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: He set his sights on a card shop that he
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: wanted to rob. That shop had plenty of super cool
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Pokemon cards inside. It was the middle of the night
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: when he walked up. He chucked a rock at the
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: window to get in, but because he's a weak ass
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: pussy like my cousins, that didn't work. So he went
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: with plan B, and he pulled out a chainsaw that
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: he just happened to have in his car, and he
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: used that to cut his way through and in the
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: process cut himself pretty bad. He was bleeding all over
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: the place. But now he's in right. He grabbed about
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: twelve grand where the Pokemon cards, then took off. The
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: cops were called, but they had no problem finding the
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: guy because number one, he left a lot of blood
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: behind trail. But they also knew everything about the car
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: they were looking for because they saw it on the
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: security cameras, because the dummy parked right up front, right
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: in front of one of the cameras, and they had
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: a nice clear view of his license plate number, and
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: so they shut up at his house and they arrested him,
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: took him off to failed jail, sailed.
• 54:18
  Speaker 8: He served himself right up.
• 54:19
  Speaker 7: Yep, what are you in for it? Pokemon?
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: And uh, this is my favorite story of the week.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: We can file this one under how stupid do you
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: gotta be? A woman in Pennsylvania says that she was
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: contacted by an Uber driver who asked her to send
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: her debit card to him. She did it. Oh no.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Then soon after that, she got another call from a
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: different Uber driver asking her to withdraw nearly ten thousand
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: dollars in cash and put it in an envelope for them.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: She did that too, what thought nothing of it? In fact,
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: she didn't even realize it was a scam until her
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: bank called her asking about potential odd charges. So the
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: police star are investigating. But this dumb woman is now
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: out over ten thousand dollars sales.
• 55:08
  Speaker 8: I mean I want to give a Yeah, what's the point.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: Right, Oh, okay, we're gonna need your this is your
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Uber driver. We're gonna need your debit card. Okay, here
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: you go.
• 55:20
  Speaker 8: Well knows this is Brad Pitt, your Uber driver.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Does she recently take a ten thousand dollars Uber ride.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: She had no follow up questions.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: I just okay, no idea. And then you get another
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: call because you know this guy's like, dude, you got
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: to call this dumb bitch.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: See what you can get, get all your friends in
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: on it.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: Hello, this is uh your Uber driver. My name is Joe.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: I need you to get ten thousand dollars and put
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: it in an envelope and me. He's like, oh, cook, idiot.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: That's what you're saying.
• 55:52
  Speaker 7: Uber drivers are like, I wonder how far a ten
• 55:55
  Speaker 7: thousand dollars Uber ride would take me.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Good question.
• 55:59
  Speaker 7: We should try it sometimes, have the company.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: Is there a mileage limit?
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think so.
• 56:05
  Speaker 8: I mean, if you want to go across the country
• 56:07
  Speaker 8: and pay for it and they're willing.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: To take you. Somebody that did it about three hundred
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: and fifty miles.
• 56:13
  Speaker 14: Yeah, the Uber driver can just deny it, like if
• 56:16
  Speaker 14: it pops up and you want to.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Go, But if they're willing to do it, if you
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: don't even put in a distance, you just put in
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: a dollar amount, like I want to go ten thousand
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: dollars worth, take me where you says.
• 56:27
  Speaker 8: Technically Uber has no maximum distance limit, but there is
• 56:30
  Speaker 8: a rolling time limit of eight hours per ride. Oh,
• 56:33
  Speaker 8: because they don't want the guy like driving.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: For twelve hours illegal.
• 56:36
  Speaker 8: So however, long eight hours they'll get you. You're allowed to.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Go probably about six hundred miles.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Let's see, I'm gonna drop the pin all the way
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: over here and confirmed destination. It's gathering options, all right.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: It just came up rental cars.
• 56:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah there, dude, there's another option.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: I took it.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: I took it clear across the country. It just says
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: rentals were invented. Right now, he puts the G in Garcia.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: So call sports with Jeff Garcia. Yo, Happy Friday, Jeff
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: G Happy Friday.
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: What do you show? First Place?
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Dodgers are at the Cribb all weekend and they are
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: welcoming former manager Don Mattingley and the Phillies to Dodger Stadium.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Got some great giveaways this weekend as well. Tonight Alex
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Vesia Babblehead and tomorrow Ty Oscar mister Seeds, Hernandez Bobblehead.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: That's him throwing the sunflower seeds after someone makes a
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: home run. So pretty cool stuff right there. Get out
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: to Dodger Stadium. And support, and of course if you can't,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: all you gotta do is tune into AM five seventy
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: LA Sports, our sister station, or listen.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: On the free iHeartRadio app.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Yesterday, the Angels beat the Tigers seven to one.
• 57:50
  Speaker 12: Here's a fly ball left center field. Struck Well, it's
• 57:52
  Speaker 12: feerling after it. He won't get it. HiT's up against
• 57:55
  Speaker 12: the wall. Walton scores Netto's on his way home. Mike
• 57:59
  Speaker 12: Trapp telivers a knockout.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Blow hey Lo's in Tampa Bay this weekend. Now, speaking
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: to baseball MLB owners proposing a salary cap in twenty
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: twenty seven, Now, each MLB team would need a payroll
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: of at least one hundred and seventy one million dollars,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: and you can't go over two hundred and forty five million.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: You know, I kind of like that they're making teams
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: spend a minimum, because right now, twelve teams in Major
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: League Baseball aren't even close to one hundred and seventy
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: one million. NBA playoffs, the rest it and by the
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Thunders foulbating last night Spurs one enforce at Game seven
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: as tomorrow five pm in Oklahoma City. Since we're talking
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: NBA Knicks are donating five hundred tickets to underprivileged kids
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: so they could go to the NBA Finals. Love that
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: soccer tomorrow the Champions League Final at nine am.
• 58:45
  Speaker 7: That is PSG versus Arsenal.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: And finally, Angel CITYFC hosts a courage at four pm
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: on Sunday at Bemo Stadium. Have a great sports weekend.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: I'm Jeff G and that's your SoCal sports by Jeff.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: What do you show? Menas has some weird boner for
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Walmart's recently or he's just been super Menace goes on
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: these runs.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: It's consistent.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I mean he likes the products I'm saying,
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: but like it's entered his conversation. It's like, oh, well Walmart,
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: well Walmart right now. Gina is big on everything dogs,
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: right because that's like yeah, and you do it. You're
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: you're very streaky on like you get on a food place.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: He'll be there every day for a month, you know.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: But yeah, So anyway, I'm thinking, like, so, I don't know,
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: maybe the phone's listening or whatever. All his Walmart news
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: or things that happened that Walmart are popping up, also
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: known as wal Measy Wall measy and coming off the
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: Friday fail stories. Every once in a while, Every once
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: in a while, somebody comes up with an idea and
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: they pull it off. Thirty six year old guy was
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: at a Walmart and Maryland. He was looking for anything
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: he can get on a five finger discount, so he
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: was stealing stuff. He saw some jewelry stuff, but you know,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: he needed a distraction, so he went to the sporting
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: goods section. He loaded up a shopping car with as
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: many fireworks as he could. He rolled the cart over
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: to the kid's clothing section and then set the fireworks
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: off target station. So, I mean, everyone's freaking out. Fire
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: starts in the process. So while everyone was running out
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: of the store, he goes over to the jewelry counter.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: He smashes the case open and grabs like ten grand
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: worth of Walmart.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: And he ran out of the store.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 7: But yeah, they have people checking and receipt How can
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: he do that?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: What's that can run right out?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, just st they have that guard checking a
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: receipt anyway, So oh wait, he didn't get away with
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: the guys. You know why because he was wearing a
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: very distinctive T shirt and so the cops. They they
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: tracked him down a few hours later and he went
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: to jail.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 7: But you're going to Walmart to rob jewelry?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah? But now so besides just the stuff that he stole,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: ten million dollars in total damage thanks to the fire
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: from the arson, all all that stuff.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: Dude, that target I went to the other night. It's
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: still recovering from them. When the lady set it on fire,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: went to like the betting section and it's set it
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 7: on fire.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: It's like how people now, like everything's on camera. You're
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: not getting away very few people, I would think get
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: away with stuff now.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: But I did not know that Walmart had a jewelry section.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah really is it near?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: Like depressing?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 8: That's where they engaged.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: I figured guns and knives, but not jewelry.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Sammy, do you uh have you had a conversation with
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: Steamboat Willie about what kind of ring you're going to
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: demand when you guys get engaged?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 8: Really, what cut do you want? Yeah?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: Demand? It's not from Walmart? Okay.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: So my one buddy, he was told very pecifically, do
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: not ask me to marry you with anything short of this,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: and she laid it out for him had to be
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: at least one carrot, had to be a princess cut,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: had to be this kind of setting.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 8: I don't get it.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: Around.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: And then she just laid it out to him and
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: that's how it was going to be. And guess what
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: she got Exactly what she order.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 8: He does have to wear it.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 14: So I get that, But I think demanding the size
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 14: is strange.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because that's demanding an amount of value. Like you
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 8: can know the style that you like. I think that's fair, But.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Which would be what what I like?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 13: I mean I like I like.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: Round, round, classic kind of kind of setting where it's
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: just like kind of by itself or does it happen
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: stuff around either side of the.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: Round diamond.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 14: I do like some sort of design on the band,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 14: like not plain. It doesn't have to be like diamonds
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 14: all the way around or anything, but like something.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 8: Okay, are you setting him to the text?
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: There a reason while we're asking, I don't know. Like
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: if I was a woman, I would want the ring
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: that has the diamonds all the way around. I think
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: those are so cool.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 13: Like the cushion cut, you.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: Mean like a channel set, like with the ring the
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: diamonds on the actually all the way around on the
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: actual ring.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 7: That's like bling bling by the way.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Just to be clear, we have not spoken to him
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: at all. I didn't think that you. Yeah, I don't
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: want her to like artificially get her hopes up, although
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: she probably already knows.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 8: We are not telling about that. You want a round
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 8: cut with some sort of design.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: You're talking about like yellow, go, We're.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 14: Just going to ask white gold, gold, just like silver
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 14: and color, not like a demand of white gold.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, okay, And it has to be Tiffany free.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 13: Cleaning, right if it doesn't come into blue box water.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 8: I'm sure Wilbart has blue boxes.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: I had no idea.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 8: I did not care about my ring. I don't. I
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 8: was like, we're putting money in the wear it. I know,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 8: I always leave it on the air fryar, but we don't.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 8: I mean, we were putting money into the wedding and
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 8: into a house, and I was like, we're going to
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 8: stop down and put away money for jewelry. Are you crazy?
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 14: That's theoretically what you're going to continue wearing. You're not
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 14: wearing it right now, But did you know what you wanted?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 14: Like definite ly style?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 8: I mean, I looked just for fun, and I mean
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 8: I found his ring and my ring on Etsy. I
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 8: did not care. I did not want an expression.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: So he proposed without a ring.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 8: So he proposed with the ring. My mom gave him
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 8: a really beautiful like airloom ring. But I'm too afraid
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  Speaker 8: to wear that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so she just leaves it on the air fryer.
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  Speaker 8: No, that one's put away. But the one at my
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  Speaker 8: daily one, like when I wash dishes and stuff, I
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  Speaker 8: take it off and put them in the air.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, So I did read something because there was
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: a question. It was like one of these ask a
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  Speaker 2: lawyer things, and the question was are you required by law?
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  Speaker 2: Like can you get in trouble if you don't stop
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  Speaker 2: for the receipt checkers at Walmart Costco? And the answer, no,
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  Speaker 2: you don't have to show them anything.
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  Speaker 8: You can past.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they can't call.
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  Speaker 3: The cops on you.
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  Speaker 2: They can call the cops, but like if you have
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  Speaker 2: the receipt receipt but like they are not allowed to
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  Speaker 2: because that's that would be like false imprisonment.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. Sometimes, like the line is big, yeah at Walmart
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  Speaker 7: and then checking receipts, I just keep on walking.
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  Speaker 8: They don't stop me, you walk through, you walk in
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  Speaker 8: between the two roads.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm just like, I'm not waiting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Somebody asked, do we have Sammy's ring size since she
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  Speaker 8: gained a bunch of.
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  Speaker 19: Weights retractable one got those fingers, you gotta get those
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  Speaker 19: ones that are made of like rubber or where the
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  Speaker 19: people the people that work out a lot use Yeah,
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  Speaker 19: athletes and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: They don't have to cut them off.
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  Speaker 3: Wear around your neck, he showed.
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  Speaker 2: There was a study looking at status symbols, and so
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  Speaker 2: people were asked the question like, what's an item or
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: something that people have that's a sign that you made
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  Speaker 2: it in life. And the first thing I thought about
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: was Menace and how he bought that kitchen aid stand mixer.
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  Speaker 2: Not that he bakes or does anything like that.
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  Speaker 7: But visual and Greg can appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, look, ma, I made it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's what men has told us at the time,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: definitely saw that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he always saw that
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  Speaker 2: as a you've arrived, yep, because the fine I mean,
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  Speaker 2: they are still expensive.
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  Speaker 7: You know, when you're a kid, they are like a
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  Speaker 7: billion dollars to you.
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  Speaker 2: You know, everybody on the Food Network's got it right.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a sculpture for your kitchen counter.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Nineteen percent said they bought something to impress other people.
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  Speaker 2: Most people say status symbols have become less important to
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: them as they've gotten older. But the most popular answers
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  Speaker 2: got to be a car, right, A high end watch
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  Speaker 2: was number one of those, which I know Greg is
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  Speaker 2: not a that yeah, get it, Like I do like watches,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't. I don't like him for any other
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  Speaker 2: purpose other than oh I think that's a cool watch.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty.
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  Speaker 8: I don't think I've ever noticed anyone's watch.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm not and I'm not into watches where I
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: want to sit around and talk about him either the
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: way that like some of these guys are into whiskeyes
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: or beers or wine, people like I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to sit and chop it up with watch guys.
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  Speaker 8: Well, and you also don't have like sparkly diamonds around
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 8: your watches. I don't noticed that.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I've got nice watches, but yeah, like that's
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: also like not my style. I think dudes wearing diamonds
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: is a weird. I don't know, it's kind of it's
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: kind of girly. Yeah, other than like, yeah, if you
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  Speaker 2: have like a like where you see like an NFL
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: player and he's got like the big giant like diamond
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: ears something like that. But I think other than that,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: I think either it's it's tacky or girly, depending on
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: what we're talking.
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  Speaker 7: I think it's on a necklace, it's okay in earar rings,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 7: but when I see it on a watch, I don't.
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  Speaker 7: When I see it on a watch, I don't believe
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 7: it's real. When dudes have diamonds embedded into their wedding band,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 7: I think that looks tacky, like like likely yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: There's a couple of where it's kind of flush with
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  Speaker 7: the in this wrap.
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  Speaker 3: All the way around.
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  Speaker 2: Channel set diamond see channel set channels. And let's say
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  Speaker 2: this real wealth doesn't do that. You don't see Bill Gates,
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  Speaker 2: you'll see Jeff Bezos, you don't see Elon Musk.
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  Speaker 8: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: You see you'll see who's.
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  Speaker 10: The face from the Mavericks. You don't see Mark Cuban. Yeah,
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  Speaker 10: that garbage that is, that's fake wealthy. You're you're a
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 10: stupid your new Va, You're your trashy.
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  Speaker 7: I told you, just not prove. I ran into that
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 7: billionaire over Coachella and he was wearing a black.
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  Speaker 2: T shirt and gens.
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  Speaker 10: If you think a chain with bling on it is
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  Speaker 10: is cool, you're a trashy loser.
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  Speaker 2: You've heard it here, yeah Tyler geez yeah. I mean
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  Speaker 2: he comes from that Tyler mindset. Mindset you have. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you have a chain, he has the chain, but your
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: sense have diamonds or fake diamonds are Mine's just uh
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: just a cool chain's neck to sparkle.
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  Speaker 4: It was like a fifty bucks I knew what I
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: was buying.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but.
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  Speaker 2: Every once in a while, like you like there, I
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: think I think the chain is something that you can
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: either pull off. You can either pull the look off
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  Speaker 2: or you can't. Not everybody. The chains are not for everybody.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: Definitely not Tyler can pull it off.
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  Speaker 8: He can't.
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  Speaker 3: I truly believe that.
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  Speaker 8: In all the fifth grade boys, I can tell you
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 8: all wear gold chains and think they're cool.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, they're trying to be you know, they're stupid children.
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  Speaker 8: But here's something I do not understand. Why do baseball
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 8: players wear such heavy jewelry to play in? And why
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 8: is that allowed?
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  Speaker 4: That's more of like a international thing like that's really
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: big with like Cubans and Dominican players that come straight
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  Speaker 4: from that country.
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 8: How are you even allowed to weir al that crap,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 8: you know, like sliding around?
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  Speaker 4: You know, it's I don't know why they allow it,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: but I do know it is a pain and to
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: ask because sometimes they'll break like midslide and then you
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: have like all these jewelry pieces of it.
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  Speaker 7: It's done in the NFL as well too, Tyler, What
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 7: are you gonna get a Jesus piece for.
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  Speaker 4: Your change that will be coming momentarily well legitimately, I
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: have no idea. Okay, I have to I have to
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: see it first, one of those things like when you
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: see it, you know it.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: Uh nine one on saying made it in life. Those
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: guys who have their own heavy equipment like skid steers
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: and excavators and little bobcats, you know' that'd be that'd
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: be cool to have the land where you just There
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: was a guy that I knew and uh, he owned
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: a couple of car dealerships, and his wife bought him
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: for their anniversary one of those those like Bobcat. I
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: forget what what are those called. It's just got the
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: bucket on the front.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: Right, it's like an all purpose they could do a
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: little front loading, you know whatever.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: It's the size of it looks like the you know,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: it's it's about as long as a like a fork lift,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: but it's got the big bucket on the front and
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: these things. It's got the treads and so it's kind
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: of all purpose, right, Yeah, what's that thing called? Damn
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 8: That a skid steer? Because I'm looking at Bobcat skid steers?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: Is that what it is?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: Looks like it hold on skid steers, not a front endloader.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I have this friend who lives near Seattle, tiny
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: house but.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: Tons, and she can steer skids steer loader that does
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: look cool.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: And she has a Kboda whatever that's the brand. These
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: things great, It's like that. That was the thing I
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: was most excited to see from a man car, knowing
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: that own that. Yeah, but it's true. Like, so, yeah,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: he got one of these things for an anniversary gift.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: I go, what do you do with it? He goes, well,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: you know, when it snows, I can clear.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: Sure, he goes, I'll use it. It goes because they
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: have they have some land. He just go it just
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: like moves dirt arounds little trees. Yeah. The guy, the
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: guy is like deep in his sixties.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, forty brand.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cool. Well they I mean they own a
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: BMW dealership, own a Toyota dealership.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 8: They can do it.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're good. They're good. They've been doing it for
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: a long time, very successful.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: Unless it was a Rolex, you could tell me your
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: watch was five bucks or five thousand bucks, I wouldn't
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: know the difference.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 7: Es basically like three brands. I know, Rolex, Jacob the
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 7: Jeweler because that was like the big rapper watch to have. Yeah,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 7: and the one that it starts with the peek Protect. Yeah, Protect,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 7: because that's the one that John Mayer says, Hey, but
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 7: just by that one, you don't need any other watches, righting.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: But if somebody was wearing a Protect phileep, I wouldn't say,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: oh wow, that's it.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: Has like a certain shape to it because it was
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: there's even levels within the you know, like let's just
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: start watch.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can get like a.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: Tag, you can get you know, get these different you
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: can get these different watches. But then there's even different
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: like the entry level Rolex, the entry level Taghoy or
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: the ntry level you know whatever. Right, but yeah, are
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: the John Mayer approved though?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 7: John Mary says, if you want to jump the line
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 7: on being a watch guy, just by that one.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: But then yeah, because then then then then you get
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: these other ones that are like one of one's million
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: dollars yea.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: Uh so what the other most popular answers? Again, people
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: asked what the you know item or something that people
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: is like a sign that you've made it in life.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: Luxury handbag now that I don't get the latest iPhone.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 7: Still yeah really, I mean if you get the Max,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 7: this is big.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: I I keep seeing more people with the at home saua.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: They have it like their backyard Costco. Yeah, cold plunges
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: like that, a hot tub or a pool. Designer shoes
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: don't care. A walk in closet, yes, rules like walking closets.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: One thing the closet that has its own island like
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: a kitchen has.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 20: About the cream. But you know, you see that island
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 20: so bad. You see those on HGTV. Yeah, damn, that's
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 20: what are you supposed to do with that island? Just
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 20: like look at organize your outfit for the next.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: Day that you stuff out on it. Ors you can
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: lay stuff out on it the top when there's a
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: glass so you can see that top drawer. And oh,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: don't even get me started.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: An electric car that's a flex.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 7: Ok yeah, because I mean I guess you up in.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: I guess if you lump in like a Tesla nice.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 10: Cyber truck yeah, Well, the next one's going to be
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 10: the roadstart, which yeah, and then that's gonna because I
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 10: think goes two hundred and fifty miles an hour. Yeah,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 10: and it's street legal.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: I mentioned the nineteen percent that said they bought something
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: to impress other people. That nineteen percent bought cyber trucks. Yeah,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: because that's why you buy those things. To have a
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: self driving bullet proof faster than a portion of bad ass.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, yeah, Because it's speaking of the cyber truck,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 10: the self driving on that is a essentially at way
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 10: more level.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: I use it ninety percent of the time. I'm not
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: looking at the road at all.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 10: It is essentially like having a little self driving pod.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 10: And Greg can tell you the interior is quite lovely,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 10: spacious and room question. I get all of the things
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 10: you're saying. The bulletproof and the self drive is all cool.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 8: So why and that? So why did you wrap it?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 10: Because it's way easy? Number one, it distinguishes it. Folks
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 10: who don't know I have a black and white and
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 10: the stainless steel look dumb. The stainless steel is a
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 10: tough clean keep up. It catches fingerprints like crazy.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 10: I would wrap any car these, well many, any car
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 10: that you wanted to, really, because it's it's the easiest
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 10: thing to clean. It's soap and water, wind decks with
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 10: like any basic household cleaning.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 8: And you can clean those with wind decks.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, yeah you can. It's the easiest, easiest, it's
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 10: the easiest upkeep. So that's that's another bonus on that.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 10: Oh and I haven't told you guys this, but I
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 10: was parking in a walmart walking inside, I heard this
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 10: little five year old walking with his dad. He's like, well,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 10: he said, that's the that's the first cool looking cyber
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 10: truck I've ever seen.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: Wow, first cool looking one.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 8: If you know you are the only cyber truck in
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 8: the Walmart park.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: To be fair, the people who love sarber trucks the
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: most are usually little boys. And then one more it
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: made the most popular list. A backyard that has an
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: outdoor kitchen. Oh yeah, why not just the grill. No,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: and not just a grill that's outside or whatever, like
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: in the little area. It's got like a No, it's
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: got to be built in the count The grill has
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: to be built into. You can't like wheel the grill
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: to a different part of the yard if you wanted to.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: It has to be part built into whatever. There's got
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: to be a little mini refrigerators, got to have that
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: bottle cap opener thing attached to the side.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 7: If you're talking about like backyards or like side of houses,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 7: I'm always impressed, no matter the size of the house,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 7: if it has a casida or it has like a
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 7: secondary thing to you or something would Yeah, it's I guess,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 7: like its own little apartment.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 14: These are usually above the garage a little part like
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 14: eighty U.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, here it could be like its own separate
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 7: little house right back.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: I used to call it the guest house now because
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: somebody is talking about you know, oh eighty what's an
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: a d u Yeah, and they told me like auxiliary dwelling.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 7: I've been to some houses where it's like right when
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 7: you walk in, it's right to the right side of
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 7: the house.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: And people are using those to offset their their mortgage,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: but they'll rent them out put them on Airbnb.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 7: That part I'm not impressed by. I'm like, if it's
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 7: like for your guests, you know, not side hustle.
• 1:17:42
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• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: people have? It's a sign that you've made it in
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• 1:18:24
  Speaker 10: questions that your six or seventh praader definitely knows, obviously,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 10: and you had no problem answering yourself. But the game
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 10: is the person is the person I'm talking to so
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 10: drunk that they can't answer the questions. If you can
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 10: guess whether they answer two times out of three, you win.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: All right, let's beat our contestant we answered to call
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: in eight seven, seven.
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  Speaker 3: Forty four Woodie. Let's say hi to Jen, Hey, Jen Jack?
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  Speaker 3: How are you?
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  Speaker 2: Jen? What's going down?
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  Speaker 6: I'm great?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: How are you?
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: We're doing great?
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: You're gonna play the d u i Q. Now before
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: we get to the questions that you have to try
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: to guess if the drunk person gets right or wrong,
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: Let's try to get a better uh just idea how
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: with or not with it? This drunk person is and
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: who is this seabas Khma?
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 10: And she's a she's a bit of a bragger. She
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 10: has some things she's gonna tell us about that she
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 10: believes she does well.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: All right, what are you up to tonight?
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 8: Party? Enjoy myself?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: Drink quite a bit, oh, I know, so I've had
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: more than three drinks.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 8: Basically one of the drinks I started drinking at five pm.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: What's your area of expertise.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 8: Festivals, music and sex?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: Sex?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, why not?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 8: Oh, I'm rather better at giving I know.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: I'm kidding.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 8: Like, no, I'm kidding. I'm good at taking shots.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: Take that back. Yeah, she want Greg challenging her? Yeah right, yeah, friend,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: head to ahead with show you all right, So there
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: she is. Now we are going to get into the questions. Now, Jen,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: you just got to guess if she'll get it right
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: or not. You don't have to come up with the
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: answer yourself. Question number one, he are on the d
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: u I Q.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: Spiders are not a type of insects.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: There are a type of I will start with a
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: triple no.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 8: I also will say triple no.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: Uh, I'll say no for the drunk what's her name, Karishma.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: I'll say no for Karishma. I will say no for
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: menace and based on the look on Sammy's face, yeah,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: triple no. I will go along with the with the
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: triple no. What do you think, Jen, will she get
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: it yes or no?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: All right? Question number one.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: Spiders are not a type of insects.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: They are a type of Sammy.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 14: I don't even know if this is a word or word.
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  Speaker 8: I'm so excited.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 7: A racknoida menace, a raknid, A rak nid about I mean,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 7: I menas gave it the right answer.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but a racknoid is a word.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 10: It is did in an Iraq avoid the irachnoid it is,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 10: of course, it means obviously you might imagine spider like
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 10: referreds refers to the erachnoid mater, which is the delicate
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 10: web like middle membrane that along the durham mater in
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 10: p MHL texts the braind and spinal cords.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Right, it's a tiny little thing in your brain.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: Well, I'd like to apologize too. I just feel.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: Horrible, Sammy, you like to apologize, all right? Now? The
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: question is does does pushman know the answer? And Jen
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: said that she would not. Let's see if she gets
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: on the board with her first point here on the d.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: U i Q.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 5: Spiders are not a type of insects. There are a
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: type of.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: Reptile.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: Reptile right, well, Jen, good news, you're on the board.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: You got your first point here.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 7: On the d u i Q, A repnoid.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: That's good news. All right, So only one out of
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: the next two questions in order to win. Question number two.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 16: What's an NFL team named after a group of people?
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: NFL team named after a group of people? Let's see.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: I will say no for Chrishma, yes for both Menace
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: and Sammy same. I feel I feel like they know
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: enough about absolutely, yeah, they know enough about it. I
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: just don't have to talk about a lot in Krishma.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: All right, Jen, what do you think? Yes or no?
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 12: No?
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: Question number two? Do you like you?
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 16: What's an NFL team named after a group of people?
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: Sammy Vikings? Vikings? Interesting that you won't go first thing?
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 7: I put Steelers, forty nine Ers, Patriots? Damn girl, we
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 7: got yeah the other one, but any one of those
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 7: three would have been.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: Would have been Patriots first.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 8: I don't know the first your Giants?
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  Speaker 14: And then I went with Vikings for I mean, I
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 14: didn't even think of the Patriots. O, my god, forty
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 14: nine Montana legend.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: That's well, that's thank you, fun fact. Just yeah. Or
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: the Jets Mark Sanchez legends.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 7: Are not people? Right there?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 21: You go their Jets, right, Bills, That's why we're laughing.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 21: That's right, you got it right, just like yeah, all right,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 21: you can't shout out legends.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, you're gonna take away from your legendary performance thus far,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: so far, yeah, so far? All right. So Jen said
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: that Chrishman would not get this question number two, d
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: U i Q.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 16: What's an NFL team named after a group of people football?
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 16: The only group of football I support is the Ravens
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 16: or the Yeah, the Ravens.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 5: That's an animal, not a person.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 8: But I know I can't think of animal.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 7: Oh well, damn.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, I well, Jen, congratulations, you are a winner here
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: on this round of the d UI. Congratulations and thank
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: you so much for listening to the Woodie Show. We
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: appreciate that and have herself a great weekend.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 15: Thank you so much.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: Welcome, there's Jen winner out there.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 12: D U y Q.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: All right, we have one last question here that she
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: did not need but for the room. Question number three,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: what do bees.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 5: Collect from flowers to make honey?
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: All right, three year olds out there?
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 16: Yeah, what do bees collect from flowers to make honey?
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 8: Let's get crazy, let's go triple yes.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: Yes, kind of leaning triple yes as well, but I'm
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: still saying I'm gonna say no to Chris.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: I'm saying triple no. Oh wow, extra dumb triple no. Okay,
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: you say triple yes, I say triple yes.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a triple triple yes.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: All right, I said two trips yes, one trip no.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: Question number three for the d uy.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 5: Q, what do bees collect from flowers to make honey?
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: Menace, pollen, pollen, pollen, pollen? So far, so far, I
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: am right on my triple Now.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: You are? Yeah, okay, you are.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: That is not correct. We'll keep going.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: We'll keep going.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: That is not correct. Question number three do u I Q?
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 5: What do bees collect from flowers to make honey?
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 8: Holland to make honey?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 5: What is pollen?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 9: Though?
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 8: I just know something from.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 7: Flowers, that's all I.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 10: Know, So what is pollen? Yeah, the same question for
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 10: the two in the room. What is pollen?
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 7: It's the dust from the colony.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 14: I realize now it's to make honey. So the pollen
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 14: is for pollinating, not to make honey.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: What else? What else is in there?
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 8: It's like sap nectar. Yeah, well that's the only thing
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 8: I could come up with. Trees, I get it, flower
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 8: juice made, yeah, I mean the poll but the answer
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 8: is SAP is extra confused. Okay, yeah, I thought it
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 8: was pollen babes, Well what are you?
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: It's the one thing I know, like you gotta give
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: me at least, there's gotta be a question every week
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: that like I know the answer to that's that's not
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: We talked about this a lot, but that is that's
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: a fourth grade question. Yeah, no, but I can see
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: where people needed it. I was almost gonna say when
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: I said triple no, I said, it's gonna be easily,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: there's gonna be and I know what they're gonna guess.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: I was gonna because I was gonna say pollen like that.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: That's the first thing I think people think of.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 8: Yes, it is obviously right, yeah.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: All of us.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think I thought that was gonna maybe
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: be a clue, like, oh, I was gonna say pollen.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: That must be wrong and go with the just.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 10: Stop the pedants out there. Yes, there is some pollen
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 10: and honey, but that's that's thank you. I said, that
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 10: is incidental, That is not in the that is not
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 10: core to the making.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: Well, that's how you play the do you want to here?
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: It's like saying there's some dust and the bread you
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: meat on your sandwich.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 16: You have this giant it's too big and I'm not
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 16: laughing the Woodie Show.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: Well, here's idea how to make a couple of extra bucks.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: Oh this is some next level foot freak stuff. This
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: happened at an anime festival. Group of cos players set
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: up a booth selling foot juice drinks.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: Yes they were.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: They were just dipping their feet into the coolers and
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: selling cups of the juice to the intent to the
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: you know people there five bucks to fifteen bucks, depending
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: on how it was served.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 13: So smart.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 7: But those people there, they would be into that.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 13: Case, played out, trying it for the first time.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: See what men is just saying is that anime fans
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: are doors and losers who can't get women. The ones
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: have to do with foot freaking. Those sometimes those are
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: highly correlated. Oh you know, it might be a funny idea, Morgan.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: If we set you up on a street corner, like
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: little kids have a lemonade stand, it's just your feet,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: your feet sitting in one of those big gatorade things
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: like they have on the sidelines. Yep, and anyone buy
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: any See, if anybody buys.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 8: It, let's do it. That's great.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: You get to keep You get to keep whatever you make.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 13: Sounds like Andy Millano is type of skit. I get
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 13: to keep it all right.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it has to be like you know, you
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: have to give it to everybody.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 7: Outside of the type of places I could make millions
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 7: of dollars you could.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 5: They don't want to cut.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: You just got to find the right You got to
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: find the right part of town for that or the
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: right you know how, Like the Girl Scouts got in
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: trouble because they were setting up selling cookies outside of
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: weed dispensaries. Yeah, you just got to find the right spot.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: I think the Anime Festival is the right I think
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: you have to go. They had it, they had it
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: figured out, so videos and you know, their photos, lines
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: of people to buy this stuff.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 8: Is it just like to be ironic or you think
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 8: they're down and it's.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: A way to say you're being ironic, but really be
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: into it. They sold, They sold all the stuff they
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: had to sell. They sold all the juice. Although it's
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: like couldn't just get like a couple more extra things
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: the powdered kool aid and garden hose and just made more.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly. Somebody go make a run.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: The Anime Convention. People would like to make it very
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: clear this whole foot juice thing was not officially part
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: of the convention. They say it was an unofficial outdoor
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: side event where vendors and cosplayers could set up their
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: own stuff.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, in case anybody gets it from Toji, it's not
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 8: their fault.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 13: I think it's a good idea.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah whatever, Yeah, you feat. I mean who cares supply
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 7: and demand?
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: We just judge.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So we were asking earlier about like what's a
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: what's an item or a thing like kind of a
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: sign that you've made it status and some other things
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: that people are texting over. Not having to worry about
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: your paycheck every week, which, okay, that's that's the obvious thing,
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: Like you don't even really like oh yeah, yeah, Tody's
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: pay day where it's not.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: Like a countdown going on.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: This one I thought was good because I just saw
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: a video about this kind of thing, and I thought
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: it was really cool. This person said, sounds dumb, but
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: I think a sign that you've made it is buying
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: something for your parents that they wouldn't buy for themselves. Absolutely,
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: Like my dad loves cigars and I got in one
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: of those refrigerator humidor things about two hundred bucks, and
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: he just loves it. He's a seasoned wood. It's got
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: seasoned wood on the inside. Uh you know. And then
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: my mom wanted this specific kind of pan, so bought
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: that and she uses it for everything. I just saw
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: a video or Diplo, you know, the DJ. Diplo just
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: bought his dad a truck. That's awesome. Yeah, like, and
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: it's the first new truck his dad has ever had,
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: and his dad was just psyched. And of course his
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: dad's listening to the E. D M and stuff inside
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: the It's funny his dad looks how old you think Diplo?
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: Diplo is an older dude at this point. Uh huh.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: But he bought his dad this brand new, like you
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: know whatever for whatever, is a real expensive truck.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 8: It seems like a nice guy because there's a video
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 8: going around of him djaying his kids graduation.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, the kindergarten graduation. Yeah, that's really fun.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: That was pretty funny.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, seven four. You know you made it when you
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: can afford a legit installed butt washing toilet and you
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: can't imagine your life without it. Not just a seat
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: that goes on, but attachment that the whole thing, going
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: out to restaurants, bars and set over with the friends
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: and picking up the check. I got it, no problem.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: Vacation home that you don't rent out or airbnb. You
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: just have it and then you just go there whenever
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: you want. This one says you made it when you
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: paid off your mortgage or your home. See I will
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: argue and disagree with that until you're in retirement. Then
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: find paid off when you're fixing your expensive But in the
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: meeting time, instead of having all your money tied up
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: in your house, let it do some conservative work and
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: investments and make money on it. And if you need
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: to get out of it, all that money that you
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: would have just paid to the bank to pay it
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: off is sitting there working for you. You could just
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: take it and pay it off if you had to
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: in the meantime. In the meantime, let let the money
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: work for you. Uh seven four. Having a fridge in
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: the garage just for drinks.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: I've been saying it.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: Dream Yeah, I know I made it when I have
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: my own cargurator. It wasn't that hard.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: You know you made it when you can watch any
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: game of any sport at home, like you have all.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 7: The Sunday ticket Yeah, you could not be the Case
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 7: sound System, MLB.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Sunday Ticket Center, Ice, all those all those packages.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: Mine is something I can never have because I'm never
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: gonna move and I don't have it. Three car garage.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: That's screams made it really? Yeah, that's my dream?
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 8: You know same. I hope I'm not moving either. But anyone,
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 8: even if you have a small house, anyone with a
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 8: circular driveway. Oh my god. Okay, mister money bags four.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: Woodie text over to two two nine eighty seven more
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: Woodies shows next, our house is going full. The Woody Show,
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: The Woodie Show. And Greg Gory's got a game for
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: us to play.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we've played it before. Yeah, do it
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: in ten.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah it's harder than you think.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it works. You have got a list of
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 3: random stuff right categories for example, and then I will
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: give you the amount of things you have to give
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 3: you in ten seconds, okay, at top of mine as
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: quickly as you can go. Okay, and it's just for funzies.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, we can play for a prize, but nobody's
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: gonna win or lose. It's just a group effort and
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: we'll go down person by PERSONA.
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  Speaker 2: All right, okay, now is there a timer of any kind?
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 10: I've got one, okod Well, Greg, guess what I've got
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 10: a prize for you.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: You have a prize. Yeah.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: It's a sweet potato casserole that Gin was just eating.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 10: It's that Better Goods brand that rich On Tech turned
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 10: us onto for pizza. I was just I just strolled
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 10: through Amart. I said, I like sweet potato casserole. It's
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 10: got little crawlin pecans.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: A little on type, little bits of.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: Air, so crisp up the top.
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  Speaker 8: On top.
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  Speaker 2: That does? Do you put anything on it? When those
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  Speaker 2: I thought you just ate like a plane.
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  Speaker 3: I put a teeny bit of butter on it and
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  Speaker 3: then maybe sprinkle.
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  Speaker 10: It's a vegetable, right, Well it's a tuber correct, Yeah,
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 10: but it oftentimes blown with sugar. Yeah, blown sugar bowling
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  Speaker 10: on I should say sugar.
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  Speaker 3: You're making a cast roll with like syrup and sugar
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 3: and all that stuff. Fish ruh.
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  Speaker 2: So we don't need any contestants just around the.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 3: Room, like we can start with. Uh, how about Sammy
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: on this one? Okay, So Sammy. In ten seconds, name
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  Speaker 3: six reality shows?
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  Speaker 8: Oh, okay, and.
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  Speaker 14: Go Survivor, Big Brother, Real Housewives of Orange County, Real
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 14: Housewives of New York, Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Real
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 14: Housewives of of of.
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  Speaker 3: US time.
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  Speaker 2: Summerhouse. Yeah, I keep seeing summerhouse stuff.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 7: There's another there's another scan of all it's.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: Like massive, you guys.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 7: Another scan they're doing, like for the reunion show. They're
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 7: like showing them that AMC theaters.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: And how many was she supposed to?
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: Name six? Six? Okay?
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but I liked your strategy just Real Housewives and
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 8: random and.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 14: Then for the last one I was trying to do
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 14: something different and then I just had to go back.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 8: To a real Real Housewives.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: Well okay, Woody, yeah, do it. In ten Name four
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: sitcom moms Moms, yes, go.
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  Speaker 2: So come on, Claire hawkstabl Peg, Bundy, Claire Dumpy, Marg Simpson.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I needed.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, good, very good. Yeah.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: I was trying to think of I was gonna say
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: Wendy Goldberg, but it's it's Wendy mclob and whatever name is.
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  Speaker 3: Beverly GOLDBERGV.
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  Speaker 2: There you go, Beverly Goldberg.
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  Speaker 3: Okay for menace. I think this one's hard, but I
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: don't think you will do it in ten name five
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  Speaker 3: celebrity couples.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 7: Five celebrity couples, current ones j Lo and Mark Anthony,
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 7: you have Brad Pitt and Angelina and Joelie? What year
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 7: is it?
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 3: One?
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: You didn't get one?
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 3: That's fine.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 7: I didn't know if it was current or just celebrity couple, because.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't say that it could be.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: But no, I would have accepted Brad and.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 8: Angelina George Burns and didn't matter.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So Gina, Gina, you're a name.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 3: This is so easy.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 8: Six pizza toppings, go Pepperoni, sausage, green pepper, mushroom, onion,
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 8: and pineapple.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 3: So easy.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 7: I try another one.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: Should we argue about the pineapple sea bass? What do
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: you think? You know?
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 10: It's a good argument and it's a good thing to discuss.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 10: Can we talk about what there are hot dogs a sandwich?
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 10: Because that's super interesting conversation.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: How many holes does a straw have? That's another good
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: one at least that has some math behind it.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 7: I mean we can kill ten minutes of that.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 7: Can I please trite another one? Please?
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, of course, you can't four minutes?
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 9: Name?
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 3: Four boy bands?
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 7: Oh in sync ninety eight degrees?
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 22: Uh oh god, god see what I'm This is why
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 22: I would suck on game show, because once I'm put
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 22: on the blank.
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  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 8: Are there more?
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: Of course? Sea Bass?
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: Name? Six candy bars.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 10: Thick Candy Bars, Milky Way, one hundred grand, butter Finger, Snickers,
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 10: Cadbury and Almond Joy. All right, you guys don't go
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 10: to Europe now.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 3: I guess.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. That's true. I'm thinking Cadbury eggs. Yeah,
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: because okay, yeah, that's that's that's fair. Okay, all right,
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: I could say the Cadbury caramelo.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 7: Technically, do buy chocolate.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 3: Let's do Morgan, now Morgan in ten seconds?
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 8: There we go.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know if you could do this name.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: Four cocktails go my.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 13: Tie, Margarita, Long Island iced tea uhedo.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 19: Wow, Audios, Audio, Audios, mother friend, We're going back to Sammy.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, if you can do this name in ten seconds?
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 3: Five fast food chains.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 14: McDonald's, Burger King, uh.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: Tago, Bell and k C and.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 8: Sammy Depressing White Castle. God, dang it, that's actually sad.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: It is so sad back to Gina because you're so smart. No,
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 3: in ten seconds, named four words that rhyme with.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 8: Time, lime, sublime, crime, jime, uh rhyme, rhyme, fe, flying,
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 8: bye fly?
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 10: Could you have said said time like the h y?
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: I would accept that if you were showing you said
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 2: lime and what did you say? Sublime, sublime, dime? If
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 2: you wanted to, you could do compound words airtime, bedtime, daytime, lifetime?
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 7: What about thime? What about but it's spelled weird?
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: That was the example.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 7: I didn't realize that was an herb.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: You thought it was called olive the thyme?
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you please.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 2: We just ruined our chance to let him go through
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: life calling it five like Morgan and hurrahs or someone
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 2: saying like tortilla.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 8: Let him say it, don't gyrout?
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 2: Alright, give us one more, Greg, okay, four wood? You
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: know what menace redemption?
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, all right, this one you should get.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'll do another one if you want. But
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 2: I'm saying like Menace is really dying for some redemption.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, well let's I think this is right up? All right,
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 3: Menace do it in ten six brands of cars.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 7: Oh ferrari McLaren Cadillac, Mercedes Hei uh uh, Nissan Toyota.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 3: Let's yeah, let's do one more for sea best, right?
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 3: All right? Do it? In ten name four, Shakespeare plays.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 10: Romeo and Juliet Midsummer Nights, Stream King Lear Uh, Julius Caesar,
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 10: Pride and prejudice.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 2: Detaining of the Shrew, miser.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 10: You can say anything, cats, thank you.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 7: Richard, the Book of Mormon.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that wouldn't be cool if you knew that.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so cool.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: Press.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 7: I know I could go to a party like check
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 7: out what I know and just like that the sequel.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: That's that's the game to Castro. Yeah, how speaking Now
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: I feel like an idiot. Another lawsuit in the news,
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: Florida guy is suing Carnival cruise line Oh no, good
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: luck for over yeah whatever, for over five million dollars
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: after he says he suffered second degree burns on his
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: feet while walking barefoot on the pool deck.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 7: Can't get really hot of.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 2: The Carnival magic during a Caribbean cruise?
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 7: What's your flip flops?
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 13: You know I support this because men and flip flops
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 13: is gross.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 3: Take that, Greg.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 7: Slides.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: According to the lawsuit, he walked about twenty steps from
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 2: the pool area to where his shoes were on the deck,
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 2: and it got so hot in the sun it just
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 2: caused immediate burns. He literally needed hospital treatment, and he's
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: claiming pain, medical costs, lost wages, ongoing issues from the injury.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 2: The complain argues that Carnival was negligent because it didn't
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: warn passengers about how hot the deck could get.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 8: Oh, shut up.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 10: If you're supposed to walk on the deck near a pool,
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 10: you're likely not to have shoes on. And if it
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 10: actually causes burns in the normal operation.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 2: Of that deck, that's a lawsuit.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 8: But if you have your shoes every pool deck, any
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 8: public pool.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 7: I put my mandols right next to the pool.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 14: When you step out of the pool and it's hot,
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 14: you get back in the pool running across the deck.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're being obstinate here.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 10: If we've all been one hundreds of poos, we've been
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 10: one hundreds of pools, obstinate, obstinate, you've it's it's very
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 10: reasonable for you do not have shoes on around a pool,
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 10: and especially in today's in today's modern times, don't disagree.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 10: We have all kinds of materials that don't get blisteringly hot.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 10: So when I put my hand over the stove and
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 10: it's hot, I just keep my hand there.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 3: Told that that's not the.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 2: Normal operation of the stove man. There's plenty of pools.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, I go to like a water park and
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 2: you walk around on the on cement, not even asphalt,
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 2: but like on cement. It's like surface of the sun hot.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: You walk on the beach, the sand can be incredibly
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 2: going to Mexico, walking from the beach.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 3: To at the beach.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 7: Though, all right, what have uh the what should have
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 7: they done? They had a little sign there says hose
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 7: down the deck deck there might be hot.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 3: You have a pool.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 2: All kinds of attendants on cruise ships. We've all been
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 2: on cruise ships. Some reports even claim that Carnival has
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 2: had two people get such bad burns that their feet
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: had to be amputated. So let's just say it was
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 2: super crazy hot, right, you got out of the pool.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: You just stood there and waited for your feet to
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 2: burn off or up to the pool because you couldn't
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 2: take the heat after a certain amount of time, like
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 2: hot potatoes.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 7: Back to the point, I'm just saying, uh, you know,
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 7: if that's your cruise line or choice. You might have
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 7: some underline issues. I get it.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 2: Therefore you deserve not to have.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 7: One of the cruises and had a blood diabetes.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 10: Oh that's probably true. Well, he might have felt his
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 10: feet until it was too late.
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 3: Also, he says he didn't get warned that it was hot.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 3: Didn't he know it was hot when he put his
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 3: foot down?
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 8: Look at the sky.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 2: You keep your hand over the stuff.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 8: And also if you hose down the deck, then everyone's
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 8: going to see you for slipping.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 2: There's no slip services. Obstinate. It's an adjective. It says
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: stubbornly holding on to an opinion, purpose, or course in
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 2: spite of reason, arguments, or persuasion.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 7: Okay, I mean we're looking out here.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: Everybody controlled, remedied or removed is the second definition?
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we're mad used the definition of the show.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 10: You guys go to all sports of pools, including in
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 10: mega nuclear hot Vegas during the summer one hundred outside.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I know to bring but yeah, I know.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 2: You ever observe people walking around barefoot? Of course you do.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 2: And their feet aren't flying off like these people are.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 7: What is Vegas doing?
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: Apparently the right thing because like I'm just uncomfortably. It's
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: so hot. It surface the sun hot.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 10: But people are walking around with their shoes off and
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 10: not suffering second to reburns, is what I'm saying. So
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 10: whatever they're doing works.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 2: Maybe he's just too dumb, like when they say I
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 2: don't think it's true, right, Like the turkeys will drown themselves.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 2: I'll be looking up into the ring. Let me come
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 2: on that that's dumb. But like the idea of that
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: is like, all right, maybe this guy is so dumb.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 2: He's getting out of the pool. He's stepping on the
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 2: deck and he just can't figure out how to like
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 2: move and get back in the water.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 10: Or yeah, if I was back to Medica's fat theory,
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 10: yes he started running, start running, to Shad.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 7: I would go back in the like Sammy said, yeah,
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 7: and call some or just find a lawsuit.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: They'll try to settle with you.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 8: And you got your cruise for free, like you said,
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 8: because you can't. You can't sue the beach. I can't
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 8: see the sand with the missing hoofs.
• 1:47:12
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• 1:47:16
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• 1:47:20
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• 1:47:22
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• 1:47:26
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• 1:47:31
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• 1:47:35
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• 1:48:22
  Speaker 2: us out of here with some parting words of wisdom, please.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's wrap up Gas Week with gas is so
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 3: expensive these days that Excell Mobile just laid off twenty
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 3: five congressmen.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 15: Wow.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just can't afford to pay those insiders anymore
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: helping make their lives easier, You know what I mean?
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 3: I hear you all right?
• 1:48:40
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• 1:48:43
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• 1:48:45
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• 1:48:52
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