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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 19 - The KB No Swag Experience · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: Do you want to do the intro today? No? I'm
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  Speaker 2: on sleepy mode?
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  Speaker 1: No, bro, what I'm slumped? You're the tone center. You
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  Speaker 1: go as you go, the show goes, So, uh find
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  Speaker 1: something dig deep? Bro?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you hit us with the intro.
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  Speaker 1: No, he doesn't even know how to do it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not doing anything. Hit us with the interest says all right,
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  Speaker 1: are you ready to go? Yes, dude, this is all
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  Speaker 1: part of it.
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  Speaker 2: It's like gonna take me a little bit to just
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  Speaker 2: build up the strength.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like a lawnmower that's sputtering out. You need
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  Speaker 1: some more gas in that tank.
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm not doing back.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody, Welcome back, everybody, Welcome back, everybody? No, Son of
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  Speaker 1: a Boy Dad Podcast?
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  Speaker 2: What's Up? Everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 2: Dad podcast? Or no? People don't like people like when
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  Speaker 2: I say what is up? What is up?
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to son podcast?
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  Speaker 2: Have people conveyed that they like that, or you just
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  Speaker 2: assume that someone conversated and they said don't say what's up?
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  Speaker 2: Say what is up?
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  Speaker 1: OK?
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  Speaker 2: Today is Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Very special guest in the building today KB no swag.
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  Speaker 2: You might know him from the commercials, the barstool commercials.
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  Speaker 1: That's my thing. Also snapchat. Also hardest walker in the office.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you you're the one who pointed that out
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  Speaker 5: to me. And ever since, I've been super self conscious
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  Speaker 5: about the way I walked. I used to thought. I
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  Speaker 5: used to think I walked fly. No, one walks fly. No,
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  Speaker 5: some people do that. I walk like a GTA character.
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  Speaker 5: You do walk, you're trying to ground.
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  Speaker 1: You walk like you're trying to stomp through the fucking concrete,
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  Speaker 1: which I respect. But I walk like I've never stretched
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  Speaker 1: my hamstrings in my life.
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  Speaker 2: We all have gross postures. Yeah, I used to have
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  Speaker 2: a crazy walk now, oh question.
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  Speaker 1: Mark, No, looking at you, literally you right now.
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  Speaker 2: I used to have a crazy walk, and then I
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  Speaker 2: fixed it. I saw myself in the reflection too many times,
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  Speaker 2: and I decided to change it.
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  Speaker 1: You call it yours. You would like walk next to
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  Speaker 1: a building and turn your head fully ninety degrees to
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  Speaker 1: the left and watch yourself.
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  Speaker 2: No, it was more when I was walking head on
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  Speaker 2: to like a like a door with glass. I could
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  Speaker 2: see myself the way I walk?
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  Speaker 1: What was it like like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
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  Speaker 2: Like my legs would like flare outwards with every step pronation.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, I gotta fix this and now
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  Speaker 2: I walk more straight.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't my boy serve Shaggy from Scooby Doo? Yeah, young
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  Speaker 1: young Scooby Doo energy. I'm giving Shaggy, he's giving big
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  Speaker 1: to somebody else. Who else is he giving? Velma Na?
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  Speaker 2: Some sitcom shit?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Oh, Danny masterss Now in the.
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  Speaker 2: Middle, Now the Middle The Middle is a good show.
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  Speaker 2: You have to look it up.
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  Speaker 1: I used to walk.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen like every episode of that show.
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  Speaker 5: There's a kid he looks like Keaton Jones if he
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  Speaker 5: as parents didn't drink.
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  Speaker 1: Can try to get on your ass this morning?
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  Speaker 2: I know. I saw he tried to give you a
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  Speaker 2: doppel gang it did. It was very similar postures.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't think that he looked like you at all.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, he didn't look like me, but the posture
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  Speaker 2: was the same.
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  Speaker 5: Would your chicken fry is doing a college tour around America?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, would you ever do that? No?
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  Speaker 2: Why I could never do that? What do you mean
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  Speaker 2: maybe maybe in like ten years. I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: be around him. I don't want to be I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to be around people my age. Take a page
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  Speaker 2: from Ron's books.
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  Speaker 1: Literally what I've been doing for the last three years.
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  Speaker 2: When I saw it when me and Row went to
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  Speaker 2: the milk you kind of you did do you went
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  Speaker 2: to when we went to the milk day. I was
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  Speaker 2: incredibly uncomfortable when I found out that it was gonna
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  Speaker 2: be kids my age.
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  Speaker 1: Why because he thinks he's better than kids his age is.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't a lot of you are you are
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  Speaker 2: you actually are better than me?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: Check the stats.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of the new hires and interns will come
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  Speaker 5: up to me and be like, sass is shy, isn't he?
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  Speaker 1: I was like, no, he just he doesn't. He doesn't
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  Speaker 1: regard you as a human.
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  Speaker 2: It's not true. That's cool. The first like six months
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  Speaker 2: I was here, I didn't talk to anybody.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you have to get out of your show
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  Speaker 1: at some point, just bust out. You need to go
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  Speaker 1: to chips.
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  Speaker 2: Yesterday, yesterday Ebeny came up to me and she was like,
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  Speaker 2: everyone says you're funny.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see it.
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  Speaker 2: She's the bluntest bitch in the office. She was like,
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  Speaker 2: I've never seen you say something funny.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I don't know. She's on it.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, show me something funny.
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  Speaker 1: She's on it.
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  Speaker 2: She was asking me to do a joke for her, basically, did.
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  Speaker 1: You do one that's got to adapt to her? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I was just like, yeah, you're not gonna get that.
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  Speaker 5: Growing up in Plymouth County is that where you.
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  Speaker 2: Grew pretty much?
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  Speaker 1: Is it? Actually?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, you're a Bucks County, na bro County, lower county.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, what are you talking to? Ringfield? No, not all
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  Speaker 1: the way out there. That's slower lower, dude.
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  Speaker 2: The Springfield delco.
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  Speaker 1: Out slower lower.
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  Speaker 2: There's a springfield in Philly.
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  Speaker 1: There's a springfield in every state.
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  Speaker 2: It's true. Springfield. There's a springfield in Massachusetts. Shut up
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  Speaker 2: the biggest area, I think.
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  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. Bro KB, you're the person that
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  Speaker 1: brought a little sas to barstool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you're you're his actual the KB.
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  Speaker 5: Guys would He was always asking me, is there any
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  Speaker 5: like funny guys on Twitter that would be a good
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  Speaker 5: fit at barstool? And I would always say, uh, I
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  Speaker 5: couldn't think of one, but he hates bark. You're the
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  Speaker 5: only one I could.
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  Speaker 1: I pitched it.
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  Speaker 5: I was like you in Caucasian James, I don't know
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  Speaker 5: who else would translate yeah to uh what.
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  Speaker 1: Did he say the internet? What did he say that
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  Speaker 1: made you think that you're like, he's funny? What? What
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  Speaker 1: did he say that made you think he's funny? Sas?
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  Speaker 1: He was O G funny.
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  Speaker 5: I thought he was hilarious when he was in seventh grade,
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  Speaker 5: which is weird.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was looking back, I loved you. I was
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  Speaker 2: looking at the little Debbie profile pick and I just
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  Speaker 2: assumed you look you looked like that kid.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, you've actually been following you since he was thirteen.
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  Speaker 5: I think, so a little Debbie worse. I was in
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  Speaker 5: group chats with him. I was messaging when he was thirteen.
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  Speaker 5: I was, I don't know, I was when.
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  Speaker 2: I was when I had a little Debbie profile picture
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  Speaker 2: that was like, I had like five thousand followers, and
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  Speaker 2: I think I was in ninth grade or eighth grade.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking weird. Okay, that's okay, Roan, that's fucking
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  Speaker 1: Billy Bobby Brown, fucking Drake. I'm not flying him to God.
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  Speaker 2: Knows what you're doing behind the scenes.
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  Speaker 1: He's of the age of consent. Now you're moding his mind.
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  Speaker 2: So if that's where the me, you and Tim Dillon
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  Speaker 2: all are weird.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we spot something in the youth. But uh,
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  Speaker 1: you about you, but the fact that you've been on
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  Speaker 1: you're like a Dominican talent scout for the major leagues
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  Speaker 1: or some shit like that, Like you were down like watching.
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  Speaker 2: Home down in like Aruba, Dutch Chiles.
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  Speaker 1: You were just fucking combing through the middle schools in
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  Speaker 1: Massachusetts trying to find some hot new talent and uh,
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  Speaker 1: this is the boy. What did you think of KB
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  Speaker 1: when you first though? Like, what are your first impress
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  Speaker 1: of him? Like when he was starting to group, I
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  Speaker 1: mean scout you.
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  Speaker 2: kV was like the first, Like he was like one
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  Speaker 2: of the first like viral tweeters. Everything he would say
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  Speaker 2: would go viral.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that I don't include it. Why.
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  Speaker 5: I remember when I came on my your intern and I
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  Speaker 5: got hired, everyone was like, this guy's a this guy
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  Speaker 5: buys his retweets bys his likes.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't I tacker you people.
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  Speaker 2: People used to think when I got hired, people thought
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  Speaker 2: that I bought my likes and retweets. They were like
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  Speaker 2: they were look at the comments that he gets compared
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  Speaker 2: to his likes and retweets, and it's like, you guys
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  Speaker 2: are thinking into this too much.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't fucking know.
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  Speaker 2: They just don't know the art behind it.
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  Speaker 1: There is dudeas and art. It's not dude break down
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  Speaker 1: like the fucking viral fucking tweet, Like, how do you
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  Speaker 1: do it? Like what's the pretty much just a hack? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? Like it's like hack comedy or
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  Speaker 1: like you like hacking.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like once you get enough viral tweets, like everything,
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  Speaker 2: if you you can get it to everything that you
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  Speaker 2: do goes viral, like everything you tweet? Is that true? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I think there's like a there's a limited amount of
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  Speaker 5: like formats, topics and like joke structures that.
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  Speaker 1: People are just just a mad live cycle.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really like the structured tweets anymore, like the
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  Speaker 2: like I used to do those all the time, like
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  Speaker 2: formatted tweets.
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  Speaker 1: The only one that I I'm following him now, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That I was gonna say, the only one that I
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  Speaker 2: fought was funny and recently was that one? What the
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  Speaker 2: one that was like, it's like Yike's unfollowing.
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  Speaker 1: Unfollowing him Now. I didn't realize that he was grooming
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  Speaker 1: sass since he was thirteen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're funny. There's some funny ones type of shit
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 1: Why did you give up the game? KB? Why'd you
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  Speaker 1: get out of the game? Uh? Viral tweeting drug addiction? Now,
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  Speaker 1: so you're gonna get back in the game now. Look
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  Speaker 1: at day twelve of No Booze? How long are you going? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Are you sober? Now?
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  Speaker 2: They're you going forever?
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  Speaker 6: Well?
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  Speaker 5: I had like a psychological dependence on alcohol in order
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  Speaker 5: to have fun, But now I'm realizing that I just
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  Speaker 5: don't have to try to have fun. Yeah, that's like
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  Speaker 5: that's like some theemboy shit.
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  Speaker 1: To try have fun? What are you doing now?
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  Speaker 2: Talkers tried it?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing now for fun?
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  Speaker 1: I don't try. I don't even try. Is it like love,
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  Speaker 1: like you stop looking for it and it just sits
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  Speaker 1: right in your lap? Have you been finding fun without
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  Speaker 1: looking for it? Oh? God?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, life just sucks. You're just down. It's fun to chill. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: not really though, not if you're not looking for fun
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  Speaker 1: and you have been finding.
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  Speaker 5: Watching people like tinker with technology on YouTube, like restoring Broken.
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  Speaker 2: Watch that nine eleven documentary on Netflix. No, it's pretty solid.
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  Speaker 1: I think I watched one of them at nine to eleven.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're really dropping, Like isn't it weird? I feel
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  Speaker 2: like this is the and like they've just been dropping
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  Speaker 2: a lot of like nine to eleven ship like right
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  Speaker 2: before nine to eleven.
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  Speaker 1: Nine to eleven is back.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're profiting off of it this year. It's like
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  Speaker 2: a marketing campaign.
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  Speaker 1: You finally can We should be we should be able
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  Speaker 1: to make some kind of money off nine to eleven.
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  Speaker 2: Now, well everyone should.
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  Speaker 1: It's bullshit. We should at least sell like FD true
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  Speaker 1: that day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah you didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I did? Oh you did? Yeah? Did you cry
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  Speaker 1: five months old?
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  Speaker 2: Probably yeah, because of the gravity of the situation or
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  Speaker 2: because you were a baby. Probably because I was a baby.
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  Speaker 1: You had recently shit yourself and you needed to be gased,
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  Speaker 1: like you need to be farted. You probably need to
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  Speaker 1: be farted right now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I do with your gashos pain.
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  Speaker 5: You're infant, baby, rone. You were working on your masters postmasters.
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  Speaker 1: I was on my post doc. I was working in
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  Speaker 1: a lab somewhere, just trying to fucking grind. I was
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be. I was supposed to be in New
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: York at the time. I was supposed to be in
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  Speaker 1: fucking Tower too.
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah you're doing rap mettle there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have me book at the last second. That
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  Speaker 1: was like, my bars aren't ready.
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  Speaker 5: I saw a viral tweet that had like one thousands,
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  Speaker 5: thousands of replies that was like, what grade were you
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  Speaker 5: in when nine to eleven happened?
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  Speaker 2: I was just like, you could have just asked how
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  Speaker 2: old are you?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would have got the same response.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone was like answering their.
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  Speaker 2: All excited third grade. No way, say you're twenty eight POV.
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  Speaker 1: You were here and fucking how old are you? You
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  Speaker 1: just asked that and just do the math in your head.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to tie it back to nine to
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  Speaker 1: eleven for everybody. What uh? POV is more of a
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  Speaker 1: TikTok saying though people saying like POV you're doing yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: yeah you don't. You don't have a TikTok?
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  Speaker 2: Do you go on TikTok?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I have an account just if I need to
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  Speaker 2: see something.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like when we need to see something like I
• 12:30
  Speaker 5: heard like someone likes to kill someone sends me a video.
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  Speaker 1: Got you got you watch it? Someone tagged you in
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  Speaker 1: something recently. It's in a TikTok saying I tried to
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  Speaker 1: scroll through to your account. There's nothing there. They're just
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  Speaker 1: fucking barren, like what like Donald Trump swim like Donald
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  Speaker 1: Trump's youngest eight.
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  Speaker 2: So I was listening to that clip from the Yak
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  Speaker 2: the other day. We're Nick's talking about someone who like
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: send him the letter. It's like Baron Trump. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: my dad just got my dad just got voted out
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  Speaker 2: of office recently.
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  Speaker 1: It could be anybody. That really could have been anybody,
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  Speaker 1: so funny. It was just an anonymous letter. Shame that
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  Speaker 1: shame that Nick fucking left barstool Man.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: I fucking loved that guy man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I had a psychological dependency on him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah until now.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just you're not gonna try to create content quick?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's joining Mike and the Mad Dog morning shows.
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  Speaker 1: Nick's gonna be the sound effects. Guyen.
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  Speaker 2: We gotta get we gotta get a soundboard. The So
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  Speaker 2: I went on this dude's podcast, Uh, Callie, is that
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  Speaker 2: how you pronounce his name?
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  Speaker 1: Collie? Austin Colley, the receiver from the Collie.
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  Speaker 2: He's a comedian in New York call Make No. He
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  Speaker 2: goes up on there on his podcast. Yeah, he's like
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  Speaker 2: at the stand. He's like a guy at the stand,
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  Speaker 2: and uh, he had a soundboard and I was like, damn,
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  Speaker 2: we gotta get a sound board.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of it sounds? Really dropped?
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  Speaker 2: It's I don't know because they didn't have headphones, so
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  Speaker 2: only the producer could hear it.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Time after every time he would do it, I'd have
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  Speaker 2: to ask him what sound it was?
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  Speaker 1: What was that?
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Was he laughing at the sounds? Were they hilarious sound?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I didn't hear them, but he just
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  Speaker 2: had it on his phone.
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  Speaker 1: But what makes you even want it?
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  Speaker 2: Then? Because it's so good?
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  Speaker 1: I want what sounds?
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: Are you?
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Okay? Damn son?
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: Where'd yeah? Exactly like exactly just like stepping and ship. Yeah,
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: we've been saying. I've said since the beginning. I wanted
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: to sound for it.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: I know, but I thought you gave up the dream.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: I thought it was like a kid wanting like a
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: certain video game, and then like a new video game
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: comes out and you don't care about NBA jam.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Anymore now speaking of video games. Think I'm gonna make
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna buy a PlayStation, a new one.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Let's go bro, because my PlayStation got happy for you, Bro.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: My PlayStation was was stolen from me earlier in the year,
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: six months ago.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: If anyone's seen a PlayStation, uh, it's probably describe it.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Maybe people have seen it. Yeah, it's like eighteen inches
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: by like twelve inches black black.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: There's some stickers on it, this big o.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: There already were stickers, Yeah, identifiable ones. Any tattoos, what
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: dont liver.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: What the stickers were? I think there was a Waterville
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: Valley Ski Resort sticker on it.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: What nationality was it?
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: It was black. It was black. Yeah that makes sense.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a black PlayStation.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: So if anybody's seen it.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: But like, the winter's coming around, and I think I
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: need to get a new one because the winter here
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: is pretty depressing.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got a hobby out. The air is starting
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: to get a little bit cooler.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Playing video games is so fun too. And my friends
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: are all going back to school, which means they're gonna
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: want to play.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: It's a good way to connect with the fellas it is.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Should we get Should we get in our sobriety KB,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: should we get some video game headsets? Should we get
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: into it? Yeah? Yeah, I'm like twelve hours sober. I'm
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: pretty I'm trying to think.
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: This is the longest I've went since was fetti wops.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: That was the longest, seventeen thirty.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: I went over twelve days because you went so hard
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: to fetti up.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened? You're just tired of saying, hey, what's up?
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Hello to everybody? Might happen?
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: So how long are you going? Just? How long enough?
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: How long do you want?
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Really? We got to get you a medal?
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to get on that chip ship.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: We'll get you some ship.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: I want to We'll get you what everyone says, they
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: don't want to get on the ship. I don't want
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: to chill the habit chip.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: You kind of started off this podcast like it was
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: alcoholics anonymous. Yeah, names Kyle. Twelve days sober. That's pretty good.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Give us a little testimony.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: What are the routes that people take sober guys take
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: they they become the you got to get really into,
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: get really into yourself.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: You become fixated on your own appearance.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, baseball coaching or some shit like that, or like
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: get into the stand up game and you think that
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: other people care just because I'm rooting for it to end.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I always root for the fall off the horse.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: It's like, how long has it been? Like, Wow, that's
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: gonna be thunderously bad when you fall all four years? Yeah,
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: eighteen years, it's going to be terrible.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: You can get drunk off of one beer.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can breathe into your face right now, and
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: you probably want to relapse badly. Yeah, there has to
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: be some other shit that people get into, going back
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: to school type shit. I don't know that many sober people, though.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: I know people that'll get like like dudes will get
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: sober for a month that drink a thirty rack at
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: night and they'll just fucking lose twenty five pounds.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be awesome.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Have you lost weight? You don't have a little much
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: weight to lose. Do you like you're getting bones?
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: No? But you're not like a you don't have much body.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: I was. I was hella fluffy over a quarantine.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Really shut up? How bad did it get? How'd you
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: when did you realize it was bad? I looked in
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: the mirror, Like I actually looked, where were you?
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: Then? Never make even with myself. One time I did,
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: and it was a tough blow. I took one on
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: the chins. Yeah there were two?
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: How many? Only two? That's not bad man? If it
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: was only too fat.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Ass, you're gross. I looked like a chubby.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the only way to put it.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: You were down to bad, Yeah exactly.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: I got real my face and it was Yeah, it
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: was disgusting. I gained a lot of weight over quarantine.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: It was also really stupid. I was like trying to
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: maintain that. You didn't No, I did. I was fat,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: big belly, big old belly on me during quarantine. What
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: do you mean belly? See mine goes to my face. Yeah,
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: mine goes all to my belly.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: Late twenties, Like that's your face? Is that you you
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: have one bad day and your face is just fat?
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's harrowing. I look at old videos of me,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: like from like my early twenties, and my like, my
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: my face was way skinnier.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Guys ever seeing Owen's face before Glory stops drinking.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Actually, I don't know, but you were flat. He lost
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: like thirty thirty. You lost thirty five pounds in the
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: first twenty eight days not drinking. What day.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, his face is like double. I think all the
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: weight was in his face.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: That must you must have been morbidly obese from drinking.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: That's really what happens on six hundred pound life when
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: people like give up soda or like like walk a
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: half mile a day or something like that, Like give
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: up white beer. Beer is losing beer if you just
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: stop beer like easy. Yeah.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: But I would just rather quit drinking completely than start drinking,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Like what what's the alternative tequila waters? Yeah, dude, that's
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: the worst part.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't care if the fat one other places, it's
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: just the face. That's like the male and the curse
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: of the dude, because girls will get fat ass arms
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: and legs and yeah asses.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Times after a long weekend. It will be on the
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: yeah and I'll see a clip and I'll be like, ah.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, at least you get some at least
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: you can beard out at least Like that's like that's
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: like an alcoholics safety blanket. Yeah, you can just throw
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: a beard on if you if you can grow a
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: nice thick one. Uh. I've been telling sassy wear like
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: a Canadian goose. Yeah, you just get into the scarf game.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I've been telling Sassy he's never going to have a
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: full beard. No, if it's not my dad has a beard.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, I'm definitely going to dude, I'm so
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: sorry it says you.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Could it's because he can't grow a beard.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: It's not your fault. No, I mean I just was
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: in the same spot. I was like, at the same mindset,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: and you.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Can't grow a beer. So you're trying to take me
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: down with you.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I'm about to get a fucking I
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: told him we gonnat a beard transplant. You get a
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: full fucker.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: To get hair plugs in your face.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Luke will plug out my whole, my entire chin.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get hair plugs eventually.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Got to. Got to eventually.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: I feel like that's worth it, no matter what.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand like why people like, why wouldn't you.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: If you can just get made fun of? Who cares?
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Though? You gotta good you got a good set of hair,
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: head of hair. Did they ever go away? Like?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Do you ever? So you just die with a full
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: head of hair? Sounds incredible.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Dave has hair plugs.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Right, it sounds awesome.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: So is he gonna die with just a full head
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: of hair?
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: And what you mean you think like when he dies,
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: like the hair transplants just like disintegrate.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: It's a great question.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Like what is hair plugs? I think it's hair, so
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: it grows like they grow, I think. So, yeah, how
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: do they do that?
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Bosley? Bro we got we gotta have mister Bosley on
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: the pod and that's crazy.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: It So do they ever like go away and you
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: gotta get new ones?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: You gotta ask Dave, you gotta have, you gotta have
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: port Yeah.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of mg K, do you see that Megan
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Fox picture on Instagram was hot? No? It was like
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: she posted a picture like an Airbnb and she was
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: like there's this massive table behind her and she was
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: like the things this table saw this weekend dot dot
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: dot I emoji.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: What do you think? What do you think it could
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: have been? Oh?
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: She's talking when she got fucked on a table? M
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: MGK laid it down. I think it bust His real
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: name Colson?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Is it? No, it's Michael George Kelly. I did actually Coulson.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know why, I like asked that in
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: like a question because I know for a fact.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Laces up. Where's Kel's come from? Though Kelly is the
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: same as Colson.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: No, I don't think it's Coulson, like fucking Baker Worthington.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: It's one of the two. I think that they must
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: have pooped on the table. Yeah, somebody must have.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Like smearing shit all over it.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like like you ever see the videos where someone
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: will make just like pasta on their countertop, They were
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: probably just shitting all over the countertop and spreading it out.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Pasta on the with the flower and the eggs?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Gross?
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: No, I think it looks awesome and I want to
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: try it myself.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: What, Yeah, at like a dinner party. Yeah, it must suck.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Like that's the thing that would talk about renting out
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: in your house for an airbn because you know whoever's
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: staying there is just gonna be fucking all over the
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: place that.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know why someone would ever rent their house
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: out to an Airbnb.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: It's probably not like they probably have like a different house.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: It sounds great in theory, but just like I'm gonna
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: get a rental property and the rest of the time
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be renting it out, or I'll like, I'll
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: live in it like three months of the year and
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: then people will just fucking disrespect it for the other
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: nine months of the year.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: I think it's just like a way for people who
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: likes the wrong, hate humanity to get angry at people.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Break it down, Gary Vee, How can I be making
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: money off for rental?
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: You make a fuck ton of money. Yeah, you can
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: have like a tiny apartment as long as it's in
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: a center.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Of a city center. If it's in a bustling hub,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: then you're good.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Have you ever had Have you ever got an Airbnb
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: and it's like a guest house and the owner of
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: the real house is like staying at the real house.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: No, but that that sounds weird as fuck. That sucks.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I feel like there's limited like on your ass, yeah,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: just watching you. Yeah, because it's like you're getting the
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: airbnb to party, Yeah obviously, Yeah. I think isn't that
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: what happened in Barcelona? Like Barcelona the city center got
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: ruined because everybody was just renting airbnbs and then renting
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: them out.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Me and my friends like planned a trip to go
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: to Barcelona, like SCE, like after we graduated high school
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: and we never ended up going. But like the Airbnb
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: was like we were gonna get like a two person
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Airbnb for like four people and we were just gonna
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: sleep on the floor something.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: It was like fifty bucks a night. Really, yeah, it
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: was super cheap. I think that's ruined the Barcelona economy
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: it has. It's fucked. Yeah, you still you should go
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: out there though, Yeah, I would like to or your
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: boys study abroad, like any of them are studying abroad? Yeah?
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Mathlona Castilian speaking Carstilian? Are there any any of them
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: gonna study abroad? Is that dead now?
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: I think kind of it died with COVID.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Fuck.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: My sister was supposed to study abroad and hers got canceled.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: And my one of my friends was just supposed to
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: study abroad and he got canceled.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: That's fuck, dude. That's the best way to get some uh,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: pretend culture. Yeah, like pretend that your life experience. Pretend
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: you're getting life experience, yeah, and really just get like
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: ship faced in like London every day. Sounds fun, sounds fun.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like a field trip. Though it's like
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: a completely worthless I don't stretch. They is there school?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I think they have like one class. They go to
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: a classroom, do they?
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I don't even know. I never Did you study abroad? No?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I went for like a month. Yeah, but
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: you did, trying to downplay, Yeah I didn't. I'm not cultured.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Fuck that ship bro Europe?
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Where in Europe? Like a few different places. I was
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: supposed to go for two weeks and then I missed
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: the flint.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, and you didn't get a fight the next day.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this actually ruined my day. I'm just looking up
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: pictures of me fat.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Ruined your day? That you got skinnier that you know
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: that I remembered I was fat. I didn't even know
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: you were fat. He wasn't actually fat, though. I picture
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: you being fat, looking like a frog that could stand up,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. Every every pound was
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: in my cheek and neck.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like a standing But it still wasn't like
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: you would It wasn't someone that you would see and
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: be like, oh, they're fat. I would like to see
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: see you that photograph, show us pass it.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Around, show us that photograph of you and you used
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: to be fat? Did you when you study abroad? But
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: did you have to go to you have to go
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: to a class. No, I didn't study abroad.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: I just went to Europe. My girlfriend studied abroad and
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: I visited.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Did you take the trains? Brother, trains? I love how
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: walkable it is in Europe.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Or you could just bike.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: You could just bike everywhere? Were you biking? Yeah?
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: I took an overnight train when I was in Europe
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: and it was quite easily one of the worst experiences
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: of my entire life.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Why, there's just dudes yarking off in their little cubicles.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: So you get the room, right, So we go into
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: this room, there's like two there's like two couches basically
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: or whatever you want to call them, a couch. Yeah,
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: the region it's like this tiny thing. There's two couches
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: facing each other, and those basically like expand into like
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: three boards where you sleep, Like those are the beds,
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: but they're like this thick and so there's like one
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: person on the bottom, one person in the middle, and
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: one person on top. And you're going like you're sitting
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: like perpendicular to the way that the train is moving.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: And the train rocks a lot. So as soon as
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: I got gone, Yeah, as soon as I got in bed,
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna start spraying vomit everywhere in like
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: ten seconds.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a modern day Oregon Trail covered wagon.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: You were on the verge of death.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I didn't throw up, but I took I
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: took dramamine helped.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: People do love to romanticize trains though.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: But we were on that thing for so long. It
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: got like delayed in the middle of the night, so
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: we woke up. We were supposed to wake up and
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: like be there, and we woke up and they were like, yeah,
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: six more hours.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: That's terrible, and there's nowhere.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: To like go, like there's no like there's no like
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: area where you can go, like just sit. I was
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: like looking for somewhere to I can just sit and
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: sleep sitting And it was just miserable.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where would you? Where are you going? From? Where
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: to wear?
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: From France to Italy?
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck. It's a cool ride though.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: We could see the mountains, we could see the Alps.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: I liked you go through Swits, Yeah, Switzerland.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to get to switch. It was awesome.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Actually it was really cool. But the nausea okay, but
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: you got to get to Europe. Bro, it's gonna change
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: how you see the world. Man. Their gluten is different
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: over there. Yeah, the bread is so fat. Are there
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: any fat people? No, not at all.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: When I went to I went to so I've been to.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: I went to Europe when I was junior in high school.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: And then I went to London with my mom when
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: I was like in seventh grade. And when we went there,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: we checked into the hotel and the uh the what
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: is the who's doing Consierge?
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Concierge was like colcier He's like, are you guys from America?
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I could tell and we were like yeah.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: He's like, oh, He's like I love America. It's like
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: everyone there was so fat true speaking. Oh and let
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: me see your fat face. I don't understand you guys.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Ever see Orange is the New Black?
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Uh? Or How to Get Away with Murder Now?
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: Either those I know those like Netflix shows female dominated yeah,
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: or Black Lesbian.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: I met like the uh lead actor in it in Budapest,
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: but I didn't know who he was and I was
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: like fucked up and I was. He was telling me
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: that he's like an aspiring actor and I was like, oh, dude,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: like just like stick with it. You gave him advice,
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: found advice, he asked you what he should do. And
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: then people were like, oh, he's fine.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: It's kind of like a pompous move to like a
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: fake humble move to say I'm an aspiring actor.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just say you're an actor. Yeah, especially if you've
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: made it at all.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Like you're saying I'm an aspiring battle. I don't know
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: if anyone's ever said that.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: And there's will probably just do it. Yeah. People people
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: over sell it though what they do. Like people will
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: tell you they're an actor when they just haven't done ship. Yeah,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: people will do Yeah, people, that is definitely true.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Have you did you see that Addison that that tweet
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: this morning from that girl being like complaining that Addison
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Ray was famous and she's not what.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Did I say?
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: And she was like we all She's like, she's like,
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: this is such a slap in because Addison really got
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: like a Netflix deal like for like four movies or something.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: And some girl tweeted and was like, oh, like this
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: is such a slap in the face to everyone who
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: like works hard and gets degrees in acting. Yeah, she
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: was like and it was like, what like when have
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: you ever thought that just because you have a degree
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: in acting, that you're just gonna get signed to like
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: four Netflix movies.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: The people in acting school suck. Yeah, they're all bad. Yeah,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Like they're like pale, like red headed girls that are
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: like trying to like fucking blow the file.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: And she was redheadedly actually shot it. Yeah. Really, the
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: fact that we go through whole college degrees and works
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: so extremely hard to be cast in movies or TV
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: shows or on Broadway seventeen and she gets famous and
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: it's a whole ass class. Yeah, oh she's seventeen. I loofile.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I take it back.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not even talking about her. I'm talking about the
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: people that I saw in the acting classes that I
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: was in in college, and they all sucked. You go
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: to like a fucking acting showcase and it's these people
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: acting out their shitty scenes and it always fucking sucks.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: It's like a recital. It's like you're watching some seven
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: year old like fuck up Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars. Like
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: it's not gonna be good. It's not like entertaining. Nobody
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: wants to be there.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: It's terrible, she says, like it's not It's just not
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: fucking fair at all. The fact that some people work
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: their asses off their whole lives just to have any
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: kind of acting job, and then pretty girls like her
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: get actual acting jobs for theirly posting dancing videos on TikTok.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: That's one of the more fair things in the world.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's completely merit based.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: It's just like, what, like.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: They should go back to the old days when actresses
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: used to have to suck Harvey want it seems dick
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: to get a roll. Those were the fucking good old days.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: That's how it should be. Should we just cut that
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: part right now? I know, Sassin, we're not going to
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: go cut that ship later. We won't, you know, cut
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: that out.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: It wasn't like when we cut it when we when
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: we when we silenced him.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I just found out recently that they cut a quarter
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: of everything I say. Every fourth thing I say. They're like,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: this's not one thing that you say, and it.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Was it was beneficial for him.
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: Nah.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: I voted to keep it out because I was like,
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: someone's gonna take this out of context.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: Well let's run it, run it by me and we
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: can cut the whole segment. I don't even remember what
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: he said, I remember I texted. I think I texted
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: it to my dad.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: And your dad even was like, this is pretty funny.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: I think it was along the lines of if no, no,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: don't even say it, don't even say it, don't even
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: know it's fucked enough.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I was just waiting to see it in like the
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: next hit piece.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: You were hurt that you weren't any part of the
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Last Night piece when they did a timeline of everybody,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I was not at all curious, like what the fuck?
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I was thrilled they left me out of the cutting
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: me out of history.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: I almost sent a burner with a portfolio of all
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: of my problematic content.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Like I have I have a problematic shit too from
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: a Francis was all over the hit piece. Yeah. Meanwhile,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: they had just fucking dug up my edge Lord days
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: and twelve. You had some back at twelve.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: I mean I remember I was backing for something you
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: said one time, Ron.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: And you found I bet you found some other shit
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: I looked up something I forget what it was on
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: the buzzword the buzzword, and it was like I was like, Wow,
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: they could take us down if they wanted to.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Back When you were in sixth grade. Bro, I was
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: fucking I was exploring. I was trying to find where
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: the fucking cliff was blindly, I was fucking feeling around
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: my stomach kills. Dude. You need to fucking think I'm
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: an headed out. No, you need to get bled with leeches, dude.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: It literally feels like there's like a baby in stid
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: out of my stomach, just trying to get out.
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: You need a section of lower people don't talk about leeches.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: Movie when the boy was covered in Jesus crust. Yeah,
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: what was the name of the kid who won the
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: pie eating competition?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Augustus Gloop?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, no, I don't know, I don't remember. What was it?
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: A character in De Grossi Next Generation who's addicted to leeches?
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Shut up?
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Where to go? No? Yes?
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: No, what do you mean?
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: No? Fuck you mean? What what do you mean?
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Addicted to leeches? He was getting sucked off in class.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: I think I've seen that.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: What Yeah, what do you mean?
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: It was like, you understand how I'm having trouble.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: He was addicted to getting.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: His cigarettes they sell at gas stations. How the fund
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: can you be addicted to leech?
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Similar to like the aesthetic of cutting yourself. This person
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: was self harmed. Yes, t W.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: I feel like leeches used to be like common medical practice. Doublec. Yikes,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: t W.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Bro, come on, come on round, Carlin might as well BW. Yeah,
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: I've never seen a leech in real life, but I
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: would love to see one eventually. But I'm not on me.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: We could set that up for you, bro, Yeah you think,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, that'll be awesome. Oh we could definitely get
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: you some leeches.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: That would make my day.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Man, just sucking a leech on your arm. Yeah, just
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: sucking the parasites out of you, just sucking me off.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I found that there's a big part of TikTok that's
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: just obsessed with parasites. Oh really, they just love like
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: the idea of like getting parasites out of you. Isn't
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: that what I've remectin is like a parasitic and like
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: going around right now because it's like an anti parasitic
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: for horses or some shit like that. But uh, didn't
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Joe Rogan take it? He did, He said that he
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: lifted it off as something he took. But then other
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: people all listen.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: To everyone's take.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: It's proven to work.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: I want to maybe I should probably take it. Maybe
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: I have a worm.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: You might have a dude. You need to get onto.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Just say it into your phone and the algorithm will
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: sort you out. But you need to get on worm. TikTok.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: What is it called?
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Iverb victim? Eiber victim yeah, ibermicin Yeah, get some What.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Does it do?
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: It? Just de worms you the worms.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Humans take it and people will ship out like a
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: fucking ghoule. They'll they'll shoot out like a space character
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: looking tapeworm or ringworm.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Doesn't it just like destroy your stomach? Lining worm? Yeah,
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: ring worm is not. They thought ring worm was like
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: a rash.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well there's because I think because there's an actual
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: worm inside of you. It's like a circular.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: I had ringworm. Yeah, definitely wrestling.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: As a wrestler, that comes comes with your singlet Yeah, like,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: oh ringworm, you just get issued some ring worm.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Once I found out what the ear what is
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: it called? Once I found out what that was caused from,
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: I was shocked. Isn't it like a bacterial thing? No,
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: it isn't. Impact, it's just impact. Yeah, okay, well then
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: I was gonna blow up completely stantaneously and you don't
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: get it, and you didn't get it drained. Yeah, I
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: gotta drain repetitively, really, and then it fills back up.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: You have to get surgery just to get it to
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: this point. No way, it was the size of a
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: a ping golf ball or any golf ball.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Was the side top flight?
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Really? Yeah, do you have any pictures?
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Callaway? Perhaps that sounds gross And also I didn't I
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: didn't get to see Owen fat yet, So maybe I
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: could look at that because I would love to get
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: a good laugh, and.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: You're hurting his feelings, dude, Yeah, kind of makes me
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: feel bigger, makes me feel like a big bad man.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: This is not thirty, This isn't bad. Shut up, Owen,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: that's not fat at all. Like, what the fuck are
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: you talking about? You're literally just like you just are
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: looking down. You're definitely that shit happens to me every
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: time I open up my phone, Like, what the fuck
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? You're like this fake victim shit
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: on the cusp of portly.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: But not even portly.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Portly, it's portly.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: It's a synonym like he's like like shape like a
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: bottle of port Oh, I get it.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: You think that's where it comes from? Portly or like
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: you look like you're a ship that should be docked
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: at a port.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: So, KB, what are you doing? What are you gonna
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: do this weekend?
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Good? Oh, that's a good question.
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: So I have tickets to a rave so it might
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: be my biggest test. Yeah, yeah, when it's my only
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: test so far? When's that tonight? But I don't think
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: I can do it?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna? Would you call it a relapse? If
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: you if you follow in the Chris Lake.
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: If I drink at Chris Lake. I don't think I'm
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: at the point where I can use the word relapse. Yeah,
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: I wish, I'm like, I wanna, I want to be
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: the I want to be afflicted.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like oh and and his uh his old
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: fat days. You want to have gone through something?
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Yeah, I'm going to me and I want
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: are going to this comedy show on Sunday?
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Maybe he wasn't done on Monday. He's going to MGK.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: I have two tickets.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do either.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: You're going to MGK? Yeah? Wait? What He's going to
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: MGK Central Park? Bro? Why are you fugging with me?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Where? Let me take my Are you thugs in with me?
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Central Park.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: I've never gone to a concert in Central Park, but
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: I don't think I want to, probably like a music festival.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Crazy, I'm off the MUDs, better off dead, they say,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: I'm crazy. I'm off the midge. Take the jugger and
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: pull it off the GK.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: I take the gun and pulled the trigger at my head.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Brains. I said.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: About MGK is that he's laying it down to Megan
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Fox and you know he's just feeding it.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: He's feeding it. Yeah. Oh, he's definitely just giving her tapeworms. Yeah,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: he's definitely feeding her to keep her slim. That's probably
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: what they were doing on that table. They're probably just
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: throwing up their tapeworms.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: And like.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Dogs and cats, dogs who just have no idea, they
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: just eat their own throw up.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: My dogs eat their own ship all the time.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: You're a terrible dog owner.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Now we try and stop them. It's a sensitive subject.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Everything I've heard, I haven't heard one good dog. You're
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: you are well? No, just off the meds.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Off the meds. I mean, like you can see you're
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: you consider il caholl your medicine.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's fucking deep, bro, Seriously, because then you can
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: say I'm crazy. I'm off the meds.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to do. I can say that
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: where's he from?
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: He claims Cleveland, but he's from Shaker Heights.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: You from the suburbs, call him out. Who's the real
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: wild boy?
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: I know Kent sigkis from Shaker Heights.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: N BRO as a sorority. No, it's not real. Don't
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: act like you would have been in a frat. Bro.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: You don't even know Greek. I have beef with. Were
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: you in a frat at Penn State? No? I remember
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: one of my earlier.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Beefs wasn't in one, but he was one of the
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: kids that just got to hang around for free.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: We were cool with it. The other sick guys. We
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: just would go over to the Pink Elephant and fucking chill.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: It was five Si or however you pronounce it sci fi.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: It's a genre movie.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: I made a fake Little tays yes, and it was
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: obviously fake.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: No. I think a lot of and a lot of
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: people got full because there were sponsors at the bottom.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: It was a very deep fake. Uh.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: In one of the stops with State College PA at
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: the five Sci fraternity house, and like the brothers were
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: like DM and like take the like take this down,
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: like people believe this. It's a bad look for us,
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: for our brotherhood.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: People are a ten year old girl, what what type
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: of fraternity is five side because each one of them
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: has like there's like a country fraternity you were to
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: like pull a shotgun on you if you go on
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: their front lawn, or there's like a coke head like
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: fra turn the coke head. So why would why would
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: they have a problem with it?
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Probably because they have a history with underage girls, underage.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: Girls rape, yeah, rape the school as a whole, but
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: even more deeper that specific fraternity, because they really want
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: to meet you.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Definitely like looked up an article of like the most
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: problematic fraternity pension I did it was.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: And it wasn't even the hazing one where the kid died.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: It was worse than that. And you made them look
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: way more like they were just got off suspension. We
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: just got kicked off campus.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: They were trying to bargain with me, like you don't
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: have to to lead it, but can you just say
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: that it's a parody.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Now you tell them you worked for a barstool viva. No,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: they knew, They definitely knew it was in the barstool.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: How long ago is this? Two plus years ago?
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: And I got sued by uh got some desist from
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: Backwoods because it was sponsored I made it sponsored by
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: Creola Gerber and then like Backwoods and like like a
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: contraceptive brand, ud brand, just some incongru.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: As sponsor sponsors that should never have been the same.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: One of the stops this theme park sent us a
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: C and D to Dave this. I said it was
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: at Idlewild Theme Park. It was like a twelve page
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: Some guy his job, he was a lawyer, had to go.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Did you have to take it?
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Go through and put all the evidence? That's hilarious.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: What did Dave say to you? Like when you got
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: c Indeed, Dave had a glimmer in his eye. He
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: was a wow, yeah exactly. I feel like he's into
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: that kind of shit. When was the last time you
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: made Dave proud? Then that was the last time I
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: made him feel any other than contempt? Uh No, Like
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: when you came out with the Jaws the Jaws matching outfit.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I feel like that was so fucking funny. That was
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: a master stroke. But do you think that he was
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: in that or he was like fuck this kid at
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: that point, like, was he into that? I was blocked out?
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Were you actually yeah? Were you really? Yes? You hold
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: your liquor?
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Really yeah? Idea? You seemed completely so you are coming
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: to work.
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: It's weird when people like externalize their like drunkenness. So
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: you think everybody's if you're an adult, what do you
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: You can't be stumbling around, But like you.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Could tell when most people have like a bunch of
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: alcohol in them. I'm also pretty close to the chest
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: with my alcohol me too. You actually are? I am?
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I've never seen you actually drunk. I seen you drunk.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: I've never been drunk. That's why. That's but Sass has
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: talked about on this podcast when he passes Dave in
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: the hallway that like Dave will just put his head
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: down and Sass will put his head down and you walk.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: You saw it happen. I watched it happen live. It
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: was crazy because right as soon as you passed him,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: he looked up at me and was like, what's up, bro?
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah? We both bet we both duck our head.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: It was the hardest double ignore that I've ever seen
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: in my life.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Are you gonna lay pipe?
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Oh God? Drunk, you're gonna pipe?
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: Oh what is the context there? You're That was the
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: most drunk voice I've ever.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Heard, and the most drunk syntax too, like that set
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: of words.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Well, also, in my defense, we were it was like
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: just like us from It was people from work and
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: we were at the gem and it was all dudes.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Doesn't sound like that's a gem.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: That was not that. I did my stand up routine
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: for you guys. Wait, oh yeah for I remember. Yeah,
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: I did it for you and Owen and I was
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: trying to go get an open mind. O you never
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: I did?
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah I did. I don't remember.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Well I did. And then I did that joke on
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: stage and it bombed the poppet. Yeah, I wiped it
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: from my set.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Oh really do it? Now?
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Now what are you doing? When's the next time you're
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: doing a supposedly in September? But I don't even know
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: it is September, brother, next week? But now, but I
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: don't even know.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to be doing it tonight. Man, you're supposed
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: to be up. We should do a live show.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: We are going to do a live show, kaybe We've discussed.
• 46:19
  Speaker 6: Are you in on this?
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, I need you to know we're in. We're in.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: I'm pumped, You're in.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: I can do four men a four minute live show,
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: four people minimum. I need at least three other people
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: get me in order.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: To do a lot. I want to do a real
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: live show, though I don't want to do because the
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: yak live show that we did was like no one
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: was there to see us, you know what I meaning? Like?
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Do you want to interact with the crowd or do
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: you want everyone to be fucking silent? Oh?
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: I just want to do like a regular live show
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: like this.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: What if we uh? Because you never know what you're
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: playing when we're just in a quiet ass room. So
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: playing some stuff, yeah, some slack.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: I think it'd be pretty easy to just go up.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: We have to.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: We have to plant like obnoxious drunk hecklers. That's tickets
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: to yeah, to killing it on stage?
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: What did you just say? What did you say? Comedians?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: All right? All right?
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: What do you do for work? Insurance? You guys here together? Yeah?
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: You're here together? Did you guys?
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: First date? Oh? Yeah, he's gonna lay it down. Yeah, yeah,
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: I can see it in I can know I can
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: see it in his eyes. He's gonna fuck you wait,
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: So that was the joke that you were saying at
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: the gym? Was that the joke you were saying to Nick, like,
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: are you gonna lay pipe?
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Was that the joke?
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: I think I was just fucking with Nick because he
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: was leaving.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: With a with a girl. Nope, damn.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: So Nick doesn't leave with girls girls with Nick. He
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: meets up with Nick, Nick leaves alone at nine pm.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Five minutes before the girl who's about to also leave
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: with him. He leaves separately and they run a definitely
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: but uh, or we could like play it like a
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: racist in the crowd or something like that. We could
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: be like not cool man and they like get like thunderings.
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: Or something like.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: That's great, that's a great idea.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here, bro, Hey man, why
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: don't you get the funk out?
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: You don't tolerate that kind of ship here.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: You're out of here, he's gone, you can finish, you
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: can just how about this. You're out of here? Why
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: security you're appling this guy by ragging him out by
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: so you're gone. You're leaving asshole, every asshole.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: That's a great idea.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: One point two million likes. Yeah, like that would go
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: fucking dumb.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: That could change like the whole entire view of barstool completely.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: You're gone. I'm sorry, what was that?
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: No?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: No, no, what did you say? Because I thought I
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: heard you say you hated Jewish people? I know, actually
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: come up here and let's you might as well say
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: it into a mic because you were ray here and
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: say it. I don't come to your job.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Then bo Burnham did that.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I think I think every comedian.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: No, like he planted his aunt in the crowd and
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: at his aunt like yell something, and then he like
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: freaked out at her as a joke.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: You think he told her there's a weird undercurrent of
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: people that hate bo Burnham. He seems he was like
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: a heart. Yeah, that's yeah, that's definitely what it is.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I think it is that he's smart.
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: They say it's like they think it's like thespian energy
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: to fuck with him. He's given thespian I think he's
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: giving hamlet he.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Is that he's serving. I can't really see many reasons
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: to hate him for any reason, because you like him,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I guess I can't see any reasons to hate Addison Ray,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: but you rail against her for forty five minutes every day.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: That's not true at all, Bro, That's not true. I
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: used to memorize his like old raps. Oh yeah, my
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: name is Bob, as if they were my own at
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: the lunch table.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Really, the black kids who had hit out a fucking
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: beat box, you know, the Italian kids love it. The
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Italians were the closest thing you had the black kids
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: by far.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: We had like a we are senior, superb superlative for
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: most black was Geno Catalano.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Wait, they didn't Mark Dmilio say that on Like, isn't
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: that Like didn't someone reply to one of your tweets
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: with an old, deleted Mark Dmelio tweets? When did I
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: become white? As far as I know, I'm just an
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Italian from New York who lives in Connecticut. Like, what's
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: all this white ship about? Look it up? What is
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: this white? Yeah?
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: I thought that was a joke, but I think it's
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: actually a real tweet.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Since when am I white? I'm Sicilian? Fuck you?
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Not sure? Not sure? When I became a white guy?
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Dot com? Actually?
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, this is from who I grew up. I grew
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: up an Italian boy from New York with the last
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: named Emilio in Connecticut. I have always felt inadequate. What No,
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: we all have a story. We all have a story
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: that our skin color may not tell.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I'm not white. I'm all of skinned. Okay, I live
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: in Connecticut. I'm not white owned. Are you from? He's
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: a Long Island from Long Island Islands. You've been to
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Connecticut though? Are there a lot of whites there or
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: is it mostly Italians? Yeah, that's the same thing. Wow,
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: you hit the nail on the head. That's fucking that's
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: some ship man. I wonder why he would delete that.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: It was a banger, though, I know that could have
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: gone off shy tweet the exact same thing. Yeah, I'm
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: not sure when I became a white guy, dot dog Dutch.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: You've got Tali and I'm flying out from Connecticut. I
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: love how Like what was the was the Connecticut thing
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: supposed to be like a like a reason as to
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: why he's not a white guy?
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, like the most white stain in the world and
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: like affluent.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like if you're like for New York Country, you
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: go to Connecticut a big ass. I was sure when
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: I became the white guys.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: So I mean it's an ironclad defense for like someone
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: who's getting canceled in a big way. I'm sorry, I
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: didn't think I was white, but it's always so let's
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: statue she like that. They'll like pretend that they're not white.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: That are people who are giving dollars. All you who
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  Speaker 6: And I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
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• 53:37
  Speaker 2: and what does that? A?
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah? A rap song? That shit is hilarious.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: Top of them on and top of them on and
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• 53:46
  Speaker 1: And you like Kendrick, Yeah, it's dope. He's dope. I
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: think he's so dope. I loved it, really dope.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: I used to be the first pair of converse I
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: ever got was because I saw Kendrick Lamar wearing them.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Do you like the remix of him of what he's
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: the Harlem Shake guy? I think power. Yeah, I'm assuming
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: a guy. I just assume that you would know a
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  Speaker 1: remix of his that's been turned into an EDM. So
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: you don't listen to Heart, you don't listen to boombab
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: hip hop, Bro, you don't like boom bab. You're not
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: into fucking boom bab dude, my stomach. I think my
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  Speaker 1: stummachourage from you.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Dude mine. When we were just sitting there, my stomach
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: was just making noises and moving around.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: At least that means something's something's going on in there.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Better an empty house than an unwelcome guest. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think it's appendicitis. You can't say that in the negative.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: You obviously do think it's appendicitis.
• 54:39
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  Speaker 2: It will be awesome for the podcast though if it was,
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: if you ruptured your appendix, you know, if it was.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: And like I'm on here saying I don't think it's
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• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Old takes exposed. Get his ass's gonna get in his ass.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: KB got my ass yesterday.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: What do I do? He?
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Uh? I mean, oh, when we're in a fucking room
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: throwing balls. You were in there too, and you said
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: the most athletics thing I do is not doing athletics stuff.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: So people can tell how unathletic I am.
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: No one knows what your level of athletics because you
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: are very good at avoiding anything that even requires a
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: smidgeon of athleticism.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: I would say that's like that's a skill.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: The best part about it is thank you, no exactly,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: but it also is like harrowingly true because of how
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: unathletic I am.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. The best part about getting out of
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: high school is like you don't have me to pretend
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: you're athletic anymore.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: I feel like high school is a big like you
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: have to everyone has to try and be athletic, right,
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: Like I was more middle school. Really, I think high
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: school too. I still played sports. I played sports all
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: the way through senior year of high school, and I
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: was like so on athletic and I and today I'm like,
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I did that? What types of
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: sports are we talking about, like least athletic ones. I
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: feel like now like high schoolers now they don't have
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: that same pressure.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, more like they're just really whack. Yeah that now
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: they like art to be transgender and yeah do Molly
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah they put Yeah, it's way better Like when I was,
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: they put their like illnesses on their letterman jack.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: The medications that they take letters, and that would actually
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: That's like if you had a letterman jacket that just
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: had like anxiety and depression on the back, it would
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: like sell.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: It would that someone's gonna do Yeah, us US Varsity
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: letter like a borderline personality disorder.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: You just had a jersey the Dolora phoe axiety or
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: like phobia like X.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: That's like something that like FTP would sell the brand.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: Fuck that pussy the population.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the name. You just the name.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: I actually I used to resell SHO.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: No, I don't.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: I didn't buy it.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: I bought it to resear you. Actually, you were in
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: the you were a resale boy. I was in the
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: resell talk about your life experiences. Let's go, bro, you've
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: just been sitting. No one knows that I'm just selling
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: off white.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: I bought the sunglasses from them and I resold them.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: I made like two hundred bucks in like a day,
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: No way, And then I tried to do it again
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: and I bought some shit and no one bought it.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: The two hundred Actually, no, it's not true. I bought
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: like an expensive ass jacket and I made like four
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: hundred dollars off of that. Forgot about that when I
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: sent to some kid in Australia.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I was just sleep at the mall every other Friday night,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: just for fun. No, was it lucrative? Are you rich? Now?
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: I was making so much money eighth and ninth grade.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: The thing is, you have to have a lot of
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: money to do it, like some you have to start
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: out with me, some kid I knew his dad would
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: like buy him like he bought him like all like
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: the Louis Vauton Supreme collab shit, which like cost him
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: like forty thousand dollars. But then he made like a
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: shit ton of money.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Oh and do you not have parents? M Why were
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: you just allowed to sleep at the mall? And every week?
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: It was in high school?
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: He said, it was why any why is anyone allowed
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: to sleep with the Does the mall not put a
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: stop to that?
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: Paul was probably on your ass. I went with my
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: buddy and his dad. That's weirder. His dad was. His
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: dad was in organized sleep parking garage. He was, what, oh,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: like in the car. Every part of this is weirder.
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: What do you mean he slept in a parking garage then,
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: because that denotes cement beach chairs.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: Every part of this is weirder.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: He stayed and flop down beach chairs in a parking garage.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: How old are you?
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Eighth and ninth grade, fourteen and fifteen?
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: How like?
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: How far from September eleventh was it?
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: It was usually over the summer, so June, July, August,
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: and then we'd we'd pack it up in September.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? What a weird life?
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: You need to make? How much money would you make?
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: Usually that summer he'd like, buy something for like one
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: eighty and sell it for three hundred. It's easy money,
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: like the Gary v way of making.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: But that doesn't sound easy. Sleeping in a parking lot overnight.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: That's like sixteen hours of work a job.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was probably from the cross for the line.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: What do you mean before all? What was online?
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: I feel like most of the drops are online, so
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: you profit one hundred fifty maybe?
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Okay? I would do it? When I would sleep in
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: a parking garage for one hundred and.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: Fifty dollars, No, No, when I would do it, I
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: would like I would I would set an alarm. It'd
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: be like the drop would be like at noon, I'd
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: log on. I'd usually get something and then i'd sell
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: it and it would be easy money.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: My clients were either Mexican adults or Jewish children, and
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: I know the archetype, and there's like the types you're
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: talking about.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: There's like a massive fee on grailed if they take
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: like ten percent of the of the of the fee
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: and or of the the cost the purchase the purchase.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: I guess I don't know what the word would be
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: because I don't know what. I don't know what they
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: take it from. I don't know if to take it
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: from the profit or from the whole thing. But yeah,
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: And then so I decided I would go on Instagram
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: and I'd be on the Instagram comments from the drop
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: and be like copped cop the jacket large DM for
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: DM to buy and I would get like one hundred dms.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: It worked. I would be in like I would be
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: on like Adam twenty two is like a live Instagram
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: and I'd be like commenting being like I got you know,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: I got.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: The FTP, like DM me for the FTP drop? How
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: old are you?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: Like thirteen thirteen? Probably so fucking weird, dude. I would
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: make a lot of money, like I like, I did
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: it like three times and I made I made like
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: a thousand dollars over the three times.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: What did you what did you need money at thirteen? Yeah?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: And are you out of motivation?
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: I didn't need money for anything. It was just like
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: I was like, damn, this is awesome. I'm making a
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: shit ton of money. But at that age, like you
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: need like immediate reward from the money. I don't feel
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: like you do.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: It wasn't like fulfilling to save, was it.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: No, sa, I never spent my money a lot like
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: my like one of my friends would spend his money
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: like in ridiculous ways, like he'd buy like samurai swords
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: and shit, that's not a ridiculous one it is. I
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: would never spent my money though.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? So how are you out of money?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: I don't understand you. You spent money on the things
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: you want to spend money.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: Good about saving my money now?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, aside for like.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Uber eats, that's where you spurred. You got to feel
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: the fucking tank though. Yeah, that's the only way.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Why did you guys get out of the ribertting again?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Fucking stomach is in shambles right now.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Same bro, Dig say, wow, you're just calling out.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: Go to dig and give them a one star review.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, it's probably just some like asshole who works
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: at one dig location who's just like not wiping your ass.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: Fucking sprinkling some salmonella on it.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: Sprinkle some salmonilla. Yeah, definitely salmonella, salmonella. I'll say it
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: however you want to say it.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: I'm down, the stomach hurts, I'm in pain.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Put the mic to it. Let's hear the gurbel prove it.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Oh oh you're pregnant. Oh good, you're on some little
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: nas X shit. Bro, you gotta fum bun in the oven.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: The least athletic thing I ever did.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: I can't believe is pregnant that he actually is. With
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: the interns the other day, I was like, so, what's
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: the deal with the Lil nas X pregnancy.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: I'm currently gonna say that because what yeahex is pregnant?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: What he's pregnant? He had placed inside of his body?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: And is he really manifesting life in there?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: It's just like a little little prop a.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: Prop, bro, it's lilas X is consistently changing the game
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: and breaking the industry.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: He's a fucking genius marketing genius.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: He was on he was is it our trope of
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: Twitter users?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he was.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: You guys were in a group chat with it.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: I've said, well, he was a tweet decker. He was.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: He ran like a Nicki Minaj, like fan page fan
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: but then he turned into a tweet decker into it.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: But I fallow each other. Yeah, I've been falling. I've
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: be mutuals to him since he had like fifty thousand followers.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: What is a less tweet decker someone who they steal
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: tweets or they don't even have to steal tweets, but
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: anything basically anything they tweet. It's like they're in like
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: a group chat and they like pay to be in it,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: and it's like every single tweet they tweet gets retweeted
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: by like one hundred hours with all.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: I was so mentally ill that like that actually like
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: that that was actually they had a toll know that
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: on my day to day life.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: That was like, I like that life I led.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: I felt like I was getting I was getting cheated
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: because I had tweet.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: You were like the dude, the one dude at the
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Tour de France who wasn't taking steroids and Lance Armstrong's
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: flying past.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: You I remember being at like hanging out with my
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: friends or like talking to my family, like trying to
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: explain to them.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: What it was.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: How injust it was.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: That was one of my first Like barstool Blogs was
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: like an in depth breakdown of tweet decord.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but at the time, it like was it wasn't
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: even just like mad about like everyone on Twitter was
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: mad about it, well just just Twitter losers. Yeah, but
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: it was like people would not even like a lot
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: of followers would be pissed about it because they'd be
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: like all the tweets that you're seeing in your timeline
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: would be like recycled tweets that suck.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: People knew they were gonna be good too.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: They'll be like looking up at the stars with your soulmate.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Hits different and it'd be like some dude claim who
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: then would also be claiming to be like a comedian
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: on Twitter.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it is.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, dude, you're like the worst type of
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: loser that there is.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: It's just gaming the system, bro, that's all he's doing.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: And remember remember Black and Mild Wait, he was like
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: the kid. Oh I know, yeah, I even yeah, I
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: can see him now.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: They like they was like writing.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: They were like writing, like like news companies were like
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: news outlets, like writing stories about these people because they
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: were like how black and mild. At seventeen years old,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: I was like a fuck Jerry making three hundred thousand
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: dollars a year on Twitter. And then they all got
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: their account like the Dory remember Dory, Yes, they all
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: got their accounts wiped.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: It was like the best day of It was my
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: best day of my life. Dory had like you were
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: a kid.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: I was twenty five and I was like, was in
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: my single apartment in uh Youngstown just popping bottles. I
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: popped a bottle of Capriccio sangria. Dory was like he
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: had like white white, like relatable.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: Who was that one dude? Remember that one dude who
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: was like pretending to be a black woman online? Everyone
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: be queen black thoughts? Yeah, yeah, a lot of a
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: lot of people. Probably my friend Alex from Twitter. He
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: was in his fraternity and I got out they found
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: out who he was and he was like, dude, I
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: was like, that guy was in my fraternity in college.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Is he trans?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: No, He's not just a white dude.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: And did they have any idea that it was him.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: The entire time I was like giving he was like
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: giving advice. I'm like, oh, like on, like what makeup
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: to you? It is like all this ship and he
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: was just a straight white guy.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: The way you guys talk about the like text message
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: groups of the people who were like elite tweeters that
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: you would all be in.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: Together one of those in like forty years.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: But it makes it sound like the Illuminati, like tapping
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: you on the shoulder or like a secret society. Maybe
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: and Nick are still in those now, we're not. I'd
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: love to see you. You probably are too.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: Actually, I haven't been in one in years, okay years?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with them?
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: And the last one I was in was when KB
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: got hired at Barstool, and then I left all of them.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: I know Nick is still in some and KB, you're
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: probably still in some too, That's okay. Not I'd love
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: to be in one some day. To one of the chats,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: A add me in.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: When I first got hired here, someone uh who I
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: will not name their name at the moment, they were like,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: oh dude, like I fucking want to be in one
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: of those group chats so bad, Rudy, No, I can't
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: tell you now. You would not someone that you would
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: expect it to be.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Josh d M.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like, you don't call me show right,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: And I was like yeah, he's like, you guys all
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: like in group chats together, and oh it was yeah yeah,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: and I was like yeah, and he was like, oh, dude,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: I want to be He's like, I'd love to be
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: in one of those group chats. I was like, yeah,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I was like, I don't think you do.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: There's not much that happens.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: It's definitely awesome, dude. You guys definitely like have people
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: that you talk ship on, Like look at.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: This, probably talk shit on us now, Yeah, sellouts, barstool sellouts.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: But also I don't really have a problem with anyone
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: on like I don't. I used to like hate everyone
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: on Twitter, and now I just don't care.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah you hate everyone on TikTok now yeah you've you've
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: like y and my enemy my whole thing like ship
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: on people. That was like when everyone would do though,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, you're just gonna make fun of people,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: and now you don't make fun of people anymore. Not
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Twitter people now, Yes, exactly. I thank them for all
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: my success, thanks for laying the groundwork. We're standing on
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: the shoulders of the giants that came before us. Yeah.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: I popped my shoulder out three times in one game
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: of dodgeball, just three, three.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: Times creational game, like a direct game.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: I threw the ball and I popped out my shoulder.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: And then I threw the ball and the same shoulder
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: popped out.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: Fuck the peace signs.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I've been saying, brou the signs. Fuck
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: the peace signs. Bro, I'm walking around putting flowers.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: And guns full three times.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Fuck the population, Fuck the peace signs. Yes, FTP man,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: now we can get the fuck out of here. And
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: now we can.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: We have to actually thank you for coming on KB.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Anything you want to plug, any merch that you want
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: to plug.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: Maybe does the commercials and ans you have a podcast, Listen.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: To a new untold story, watch the commercials Rediscovering America.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: Rediscovering America, anything coming.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: Rediscovering America finale next Wednesday. Donnie worked really hard on
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: it tomorrow, so tomorrow I was in it.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: And that's perfect. This will be that, this will be
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: the right after this comes out, all right, yeah, and
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: listen to this and then we definitely watch yeah, watch
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: watch that one and anything new coming up that you're working.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: On, favorite one? Would you say I think it is? Yes?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: And what about my question that I asked?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: Anything new?
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that you're working on, sobriety, is that work? Yes?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: Come on?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: All right, thank you for listening. Make sure you like
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: subscribe and leave a five star review.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: And download it, download it friends, play it.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: On all your all platform. You that you want people
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: to consume the podcast. It's Apple and YouTube, and so
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: you listen and watch on YouTube.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the goal. They're trying to migrate or Spotify.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: What do we do want?
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: Spotify, Apple, YouTube, Spotify in that order, in that order, yeah.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: In that order. You have to listen to it three times.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: Anything else as what Spotify, but YouTube because they can
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: open it up on like fifteen different tabs.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: And I had some dope like body language and facial
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: expressions in this episode.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the fans.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: Will be able to cook. Yeah, fully take in. They'll
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: love that.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: All right. Peace