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811: My Nah Nah Nah · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, this is Zach Brass and Donald Fazer. This
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  Speaker 1: episode was recorded before the strike. We were not allowed
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  Speaker 1: to air it because we're not allowed to talk about
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  Speaker 1: scrubs during the strike. So if it seems like we're
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  Speaker 1: not talking about anything relevant to today, it's because it
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  Speaker 1: was recorded way back when when.
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  Speaker 2: Joel July eleventh.
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  Speaker 1: July eleventh, Holy cown.
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  Speaker 3: Today's November twenty first.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, well that's when we're recording. This is gonna air
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  Speaker 1: when Joel.
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  Speaker 2: Next week, the twentieth.
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  Speaker 1: And I also want to tell you, because it's the
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  Speaker 1: twenty eighth, A Good Person is finally available for free
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  Speaker 1: on Amazon Prime. You can watch A Good Person tonight
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  Speaker 1: on Amazon Prime for free. If you haven't had a
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  Speaker 1: chance to check it out, please check it out. We
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  Speaker 1: love you. Here's the show. Hi, everybody, Welcome to the program.
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  Speaker 1: This is called Fake Doctor's Real Friends.
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  Speaker 3: And do you know why it's called Fake Doctor's.
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  Speaker 1: Real Friend ZB Is that Donald one?
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  Speaker 3: Because we're real friends. But at one point in life,
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  Speaker 3: we were on a show called scrub Right.
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  Speaker 1: It ran in the ATS and we played fake doctors
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  Speaker 1: and the show is beloved across the universe even today.
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  Speaker 1: So many years later, I can't believe it. And what
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  Speaker 1: we decided to do was get together and record our
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  Speaker 1: conversations about the old program, our memories, our recollections, some
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  Speaker 1: inside jokes, and a whole lot of tangents. And you know, yes,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: You know what that's called.
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  Speaker 1: What's that called a podcast?
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  Speaker 3: Play dude?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's true, Donald, and we we've created a podcast
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  Speaker 1: that is is beloved across the universe. The universe, Joelle,
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  Speaker 1: the universe, not just on Earth. We get letters from Pluto,
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  Speaker 1: the Dagaba system, Yeah, the Dagaba System. I got a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful piece of art from Jupiter.
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  Speaker 2: Amazing.
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  Speaker 4: Who Tank Forever? Who Tank Forever? I'm good speaking of
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  Speaker 4: Who Tank Forever? You know, there have been a lot
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  Speaker 4: of movies that have come out recently, and I've had
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  Speaker 4: the opportunity to sit down and enjoy some of them.
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  Speaker 3: Some of them I enjoyed a lot, some of them
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  Speaker 3: not so much.
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  Speaker 4: Some of them I But these are the movies that
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  Speaker 4: I've seen since the strike has gone on.
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  Speaker 3: Go ahead, Indiana Jones, Go Ahead, Avatar, Way of the Water. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I watched it, finally, It's a long one. Yes, what
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  Speaker 3: else did I see? The Transformers?
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  Speaker 5: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: You're the guy. You're the guy who watched it the
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  Speaker 1: flash right.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, at one point in the box office, three weeks
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  Speaker 4: in a row, people of color were the number one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it was a freaking awesome moment. I'm gonna just put
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  Speaker 4: it out there. Just read it.
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  Speaker 3: For like three weeks straight, we was rocking that shit.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand because the movies you just mentioned didn't
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  Speaker 1: star people of color, So can you explain what you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about?
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  Speaker 4: So like Transformers right, number one movie in a box
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  Speaker 4: office two people of color, the Miles Morales in the
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  Speaker 4: Spider Verse. I saw that also, Oh my gosh, oh
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  Speaker 4: my gosh, all of them.
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  Speaker 3: That's my favorite for show the dad that.
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  Speaker 6: Had hit you so hard, like a lot of levels.
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  Speaker 4: There's just so many things about that movie. Like I
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  Speaker 4: went in there thinking it was gonna be the first
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  Speaker 4: one all over again, something that was a little bit
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  Speaker 4: catered towards kids.
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  Speaker 3: And stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: But Miles Moraless has grown up a bit.
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  Speaker 3: He's grown up quite a bit.
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  Speaker 4: That thing is like, it's not a kid's movie, man,
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  Speaker 4: it's a you know, shout out to to Chris and
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  Speaker 4: film man. Yo, dude, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I read that the flash is uh, I think going
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  Speaker 1: to be the biggest flop of all time, the biggest
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  Speaker 1: flop of all time, Joelle, Is that true?
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm hearing.
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  Speaker 6: Zach had abysmal opening weekend and it's just been a
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  Speaker 6: spiral every day since. So it's wild, uh that we're here.
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  Speaker 6: I think some people tried to predict it. It's like, hey,
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if it's gonna hit.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say I think it really shows you how
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  Speaker 4: strong the LGBTQ community is. Also, though, you know what
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  Speaker 4: I mean, because a lot of the protests came from
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  Speaker 4: that area and has shown and it's shown, Look, you
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  Speaker 4: can't be that type of person and expect us to
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  Speaker 4: come out and support you.
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  Speaker 6: Ron, for sure, I'd like to say that it was
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  Speaker 6: just the strength of the LGBTQ I a community, and yeah,
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  Speaker 6: we did it. But I really think that specifically see
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  Speaker 6: at Warner Brothers has disenfranchises.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to say this.
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  Speaker 6: It's just there's a lot of people who have issues
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  Speaker 6: with it, from a lot of to there's that angle.
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  Speaker 6: There's the people who love Zack Snyder and the people
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  Speaker 6: who did not like Zack Snyder's films. Both of them
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  Speaker 6: have issues and didn't show up to see this movie.
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  Speaker 6: It's just it's it's they're up against so much. And
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  Speaker 6: because this is the final film of an installment that
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  Speaker 6: is not going for where James Gun has been very
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  Speaker 6: clear about the new direction of DC. I think a
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  Speaker 6: lot of people are like, Oh, I just wait for
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  Speaker 6: it to come out on DVD if I want to
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  Speaker 6: see it. But it's not building to you anything so
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  Speaker 6: and it's not really a finale. It's kind of swishy washy.
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  Speaker 6: And because of that, I think they weren't able to
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  Speaker 6: gather any type of audience to kind of come see
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  Speaker 6: and support the movie.
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  Speaker 3: It's very interesting how powerful Hollywood it is.
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  Speaker 1: Zach.
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  Speaker 3: You've got a very big weekend coming soon. You've got
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  Speaker 3: Barbie and Oppenheimer. I know you're excited about that.
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  Speaker 1: I would see for finally, there's two films that I
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  Speaker 1: would like to see in the theater that I'd like
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  Speaker 1: to see them both. I don't know if I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be able to get a ticket to see them both
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  Speaker 1: open weekend anymore, because.
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  Speaker 3: That's gonna be really that's interesting, man, This thing is
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  Speaker 3: like Barbie and Oppenheimer on are on track to freaking
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  Speaker 3: breaking the box office.
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  Speaker 2: This double feature tickets.
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  Speaker 1: They already they announced that over twenty thousand people had
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  Speaker 1: bought double feature tickets so far. Well, what are they
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  Speaker 1: calling it? Barbenheimer?
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  Speaker 6: Burbenheimer. Yeah, I bought the t shirt at the Barbie
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  Speaker 6: one with the nuclear bomb explosion reflected in her sunglasses.
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  Speaker 1: It's really cool.
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  Speaker 6: So I'm gonna go fully decked out, got a whole
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  Speaker 6: friend group.
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  Speaker 2: I'm thrilled. I'm very excited.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really Yeah, go ahead and say we're gonna find
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  Speaker 1: out any second, well any hour now, because we are
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  Speaker 1: recording this on the eleventh of July. If SAG is
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  Speaker 1: gonna strike yep. Now, if SAG strikes, you're not allowed
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  Speaker 1: to even promote a movie. So both of those movies,
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  Speaker 1: even though Barbie's had their premiere, I believe they they'll
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  Speaker 1: have to. It's not that they need to help, of course, duh,
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  Speaker 1: But I mean they both have to stop. The actors
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  Speaker 1: will no longer be able to promote their their movies.
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  Speaker 3: Aren't they like overseas right now? A lot of them
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  Speaker 3: doing this.
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  Speaker 6: Like are they just yesterday or the day before Sunday?
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  Speaker 6: They had their premiere?
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  Speaker 3: But isn't the Oppenheimer crew overseas and stuff like that
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  Speaker 3: doing press.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they've started yet. I don't know, but
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  Speaker 1: I just know that no matter what you're doing as
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  Speaker 1: an actor, whether in a gigantic movie like that or
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  Speaker 1: you're in a smaller, little indie movie, you are not
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  Speaker 1: allowed to even promote it on Instagram. Once the SAG
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  Speaker 1: strike starts and and all signs are pointing to a strike.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking it was going to be averted, but
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  Speaker 1: it's not looking good. You can't even be like, check
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  Speaker 1: out my ship?
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  Speaker 3: Can you post on Instagram like, you know, look at
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  Speaker 3: my animation? Yes, well you're non union? Can union?
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  Speaker 1: It's not you and less you as a producer, have
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  Speaker 1: decided to unionize your garage animation. I finally said to
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  Speaker 1: Donald today, I go, dude, an epiphany. Why are you
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  Speaker 1: animating some of our little moments on this show? You've
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  Speaker 1: you've gotten so good, You're fucking doing Star Wars. Why
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  Speaker 1: aren't you doing little segments of fake Doctor's real friends?
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 3: I have puppets being built as we speak, sir dummy.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. All of a sudden, I was like, if I
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  Speaker 1: see one more why Kenoby quote?
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  Speaker 4: I have puppets being built. It's expensively and it's coming
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  Speaker 4: out of my own pocket.
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  Speaker 1: But I want a Zach Braf puppet. Okay, okay, there,
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  Speaker 1: we can make him say anything.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna make him say a lot better. You know
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  Speaker 3: what I say. I'm gonna make him say, imagine these
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say. I'm say you know what, I make
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  Speaker 3: him say, no exactly, I'm gonna make them say, imagine Dragon.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine Dragon needs not to cross your face.
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you guys something funny? I said this
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  Speaker 1: to you guys. Oh. Also, we got Mission Impossible coming out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh true.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, if you got a movie that's another the one trending,
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  Speaker 4: that's trend that's really trending.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying you got twenty four hours. If you've
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  Speaker 1: got a movie coming out, big or small, promote the
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  Speaker 1: shit out of it because you're not allowed to in
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  Speaker 1: twenty four hours. Fact clock is ticking. We got to
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  Speaker 1: promote promote it. Now.
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: Holy shit, I wonder.
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  Speaker 1: Where this guy sent this to you guys.
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  Speaker 3: But even on our podcast we talked about movies. Today
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  Speaker 3: you can talk about movies.
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  Speaker 2: We're not an upcoming projects.
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  Speaker 1: We're reporting them, you can't promote your own wares. By
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  Speaker 1: the way, the exemptions, interestingly are animation and commercials, which
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  Speaker 1: are part of different contracts. So if you were in
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  Speaker 1: an animated.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm not, I don't even have to worry about.
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  Speaker 3: I don't worry about if you were in.
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  Speaker 1: A new T mobile commercial, you could promote it. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: can I play the audience this this guy. You guys
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  Speaker 1: barely reacted to this, but I thought this was the
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  Speaker 1: funniest thing I'd ever seen. I sent it to y'all.
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  Speaker 1: It's this guy. His name is Gabe Gibbs, and he
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  Speaker 1: takes songs and he Broadway Broadway affies them. Oh and
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  Speaker 1: he took You didn't see this, Donald, I said, no.
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  Speaker 3: You sent it to me. Yeah, he ruins everything.
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  Speaker 1: He took the missy misdemeanors. And let me just play
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of of his Broadway aification of missy
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  Speaker 1: misdemeanor Gabe Gibbs on Instagram. Is it worth it?
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  Speaker 5: Let me work here? Donald did put my thing and
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  Speaker 5: flipping reverse.
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  Speaker 3: He can sing.
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  Speaker 5: If you got a big.
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: Let me search Chuck.
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  Speaker 5: And find out how hard I gotta work out.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'll stop it. That'sh it's hilarious to me.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. He does that for all sorts of He
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  Speaker 1: did one for Cisco's Thong song Wrong. I could sing
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  Speaker 1: like that, Donald, in my mind, I sing like that.
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  Speaker 1: Who was that singing Gabe Gibbs on Instagram? I'm giving
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  Speaker 1: him movie Gabe Gibbs. He's a comedian Broadway type singer
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  Speaker 1: who does spoofs of songs like that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just asking because in a couple of hours We're
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  Speaker 4: not going to be able to promote Gabe Gibbs.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: We can. I don't think he's doing a sag and
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  Speaker 1: performing all right counter sit.
• 12:04
  Speaker 7: I'm not sure we made about a bunch of dogs and.
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: Nurses said he's the stories net so Yanda ra.
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  Speaker 5: YadA.
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: What a bizarre episode of Scrubs.
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  Speaker 3: Donald, It's all about love, baby, It's all about the
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  Speaker 3: love that everybody feels for each other.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: Is that what it's about? The theme seems to be
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: about handholding. Interesting little tidbit from Scrubs Wiki. The interns
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: are not in this episode at all. They're gone. Sarah
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: Chalk barely in the episode. I don't know what she
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: had going on, but she only makes a couple of appearances.
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: Same with kel So only does a couple of little
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  Speaker 1: drive buys.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe Sarah was doing Firefly Lane at the time.
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  Speaker 1: No, Donald, this was a very long time ago. She
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  Speaker 1: was not doing Firefly Lane.
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: Do you know what my son said to me today?
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: What did your son say to you today? Donald?
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  Speaker 4: He was like, why does Zach have a beard? And
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  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, you know, this was season eight.
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  Speaker 4: He was trying to switch it up. He said, you
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  Speaker 4: know what, Zach looks older than with that beard than
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  Speaker 4: he does now.
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  Speaker 1: Ohne him. I like that, Thank you, Rockover. I could
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  Speaker 1: tell you my beard does not look brown anymore. So
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  Speaker 1: I don't really grow it out too much because I
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  Speaker 1: have so much gray hair in it. It makes me
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: feel self conscious about it. Yeah, go ahead.
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  Speaker 4: Your beard looked a little dyed back then too, though
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: it wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: I swear to god, it was perfectly beautifully brown.
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  Speaker 3: You had a brown beard, Broro.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: I had a brown beard. Look at Daniel's beard. You
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: see that glorious reddish beard.
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's reddish. Though Daniel got the reddish. I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. You don't even you barely have any gray
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  Speaker 1: in your beard.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's all gray.
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  Speaker 5: So much.
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  Speaker 3: No, you know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: You've got a couple of Cliff Claven patches. Don't get me.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know, we can't uh, we can't al there
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  Speaker 4: be that's the coolest Cliff clayven there.
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  Speaker 1: But you all have to remember that's a deep cut.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: For those of you who don't remember, there was a
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  Speaker 1: Cheers episode where they had a beard growing contest and
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  Speaker 1: Cliff Clips was very patchy.
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  Speaker 3: Cliff Claven in Star Wars Empire strikes back.
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  Speaker 1: M M all right. So we learned right off the
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  Speaker 1: bat that Zeltzer has a webcam in his home and
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  Speaker 1: he watches his wife do the dishes.
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  Speaker 4: Right, and so he shows Cox his wife and Cox
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: is like, oh my god, who are those two naked people?
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: Right? And which Seltzer says, that's mister and missus dish.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: He's she's doing the dishes. So there's a lot of
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: freaky sex stuff going on over at Zeltzer's house. You know,
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: when Zeltzer appears, there's gonna be some some twisted sex humor.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Really should say the brilliant Bob cl Denon always funny.
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  Speaker 3: Always Now can that be construed as cooking?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Joel isn't cooking when you're forced to
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  Speaker 1: watch your partner engage in.
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  Speaker 3: So cooking is when you're forced to watch it.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not sure the specific it feels like it would
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  Speaker 6: be in the ballpark, not part of this community.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: So I don't know a hundred but maybe you could
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: look it up first, Joelle. If you don't mind messing
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  Speaker 1: up your.
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  Speaker 3: Don't do it.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: Don't you do it?
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  Speaker 3: Computer? Don't you do it?
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Your phone, don't you do it.
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  Speaker 1: I think that Zeltzer probably is into being a cook
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  Speaker 1: because he's at work watching his wife bang a couple.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know much about cooking, but I feel like
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  Speaker 1: that's in the ballpark, Joel.
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know much about Daniel knows. At the risk
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  Speaker 1: of at the risk.
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  Speaker 8: Of sound falling into this category. Yeah, cooking is usually
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  Speaker 8: something that you're into.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're into your your your into watching your into watch.
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  Speaker 4: Is there is there a reverse cooking where like the
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: wife is into watching the man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure, yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: And sometimes there's like a there's like a like a
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  Speaker 8: domination part to it where the wife is like, yeah,
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  Speaker 8: you like me, you like watching me get fucked?
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: You pathetic?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Yeah.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Where they talked down to them.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah where they Okay, here you are, Oh man.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: I don't like I don't like that though, you.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: So, Jordan. Jordan is taking advantage of all the benefits
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  Speaker 1: of Cox being the chief of medicine. She's stealing food
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  Speaker 1: from the cafeteria.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: She's firing people.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: She's firing people. She took Jack out of preschool for
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Yam Kapoor, even though Kapor was several weeks.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: Ago, even though you know Jack is turning out to
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: be a diabolical genius.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, Jack is running wild in the hospital.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: He's running his mother too. He checks his mother consistently
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: to get out of school, in which he pronounces he
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  Speaker 3: hates at what does he He can't he can barely
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  Speaker 3: put sentences together.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: A thing probol. I have a little thing on Jack
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Cox from Scrubs, Wickie. Jack Cox is confirmed to me
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: four years old in this episode. However, the episode depicting
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: his birth my Comra aired six years before this episode.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: This can be explained in the following reasons. All of
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: season six took place in less than nine months, not
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: a full year, as the first five seasons were. Also,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Season seven did not show a depiction of a full
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: year passing. Doctor Cox forgot how old his son is,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: and Jack is very close to his fifth birthday, so
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: scrubs WICKI helps rationalize that Jack may indeed before Way
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: to Go, Trevor, Yeah, Trevor, someone spent a lot of
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: work on that. That was a deep cut. Very good,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: but may mean the kid hates school.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: But I don't.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Understand how you can hate daycare, like that's all it is.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: He's going to daycare if he's four years.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Old, he'd much rather run around the hospital and funck
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: shut up.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: I guess that's what it is.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: The janitor has blood on his face from shaving, but
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: he makes it clear that it's not from his blood.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: So who was he shaving.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: He was shaving someone else and that person bled and
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: that person's blood is on his face.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Neil has a very big part in this episode.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Oh they're so cute. Oh wow, they're very cute.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: He and Lady.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh wow, Way to Go, a lot of people
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: don't know this, but that's Mark Stegman's wife, Kit Panjetty.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, Kit Pongetti, who plays Lady She.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: And Stegman, who is one of our writers from the beginning.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Pretty much.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, he was at the top.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and she came aboard on the show. And that's
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's just pretty awesome. Like we at this point,
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: we have a lot of family members like Ted and
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: Anna are married.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: At this point, you have.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: To explain who those people are. Daniel Donald, It's Donald.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Right, it is Donald, Zach Zach I'm correct, right.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, zachar reed, but a nickname of Zach ahead.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm just talking about our cast and crew, Like
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: we've all at this point, all of us, you know,
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: have gone through some type of real relationship or real breakup.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: Like at this point, I've been divorced, I dated somebody,
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: and then now I'm at this point, I'm dating Casey as.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: We're doing this. You know, Zach, you went through a
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: couple of relationships while we did this show as well.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: But then there were cast there were crew members like
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Ted and Anna. Anna was in sound. I think Ted
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: is he was a grip. He was a grip. They
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: they wound up getting married. You were a part of
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: their engagement. We were all a part of their a
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: whole video. We surprised them. The engagement was made to
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: seem like it was a scene. We were shooting, but
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: it was all an elaborate ploy so he could propose
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: to the love of his life.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: But this is eight years in on a show. And
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: this is also you know, almost twenty years ago too.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: You know, laws were different and everything, so it wasn't
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: a big deal to marry somebody that you were working
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: with or date somebody that.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I think you're still allowed to legally marry someone that
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: you work with. Donald you well, there's a lot of
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: the one has to abide by some HR protocols. These days,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: you start allowed to fall in love.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: My point is is that you know, we were a
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: real family at at this point. We were this and
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: and it was coming to an inn and we all
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: knew it was coming to an end. And so all
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: of these relationships when you watch it right now, when
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: you watch when you watch Cox and Jordan, it's it's
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: been so seasoned and it's so it runs so well
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: that you know, everybody's relationship in this thing is cute.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Everybody has a really good like you could you you
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: you all at all of it so much so that
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: JD and Elliott's relationship nobody really cares about, you know
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: what I mean, It's just what.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I make a joke about that, because the JD and
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: uh and and Elliott thing has been so beaten to
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: death that Bill is obviously making fun of it because
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: they want attention for their relationship and everyone's like, we
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: don't care. It's kind of like the audience having a
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: voice being like, please, we're so exhausted by hearing about
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: your on again, off again relationship. That's really the only
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: moment Sarah has in the whole show is being like,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: no one cares about our relationship anymore. It's like, we
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: don't care. There's been too much of it. So I
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: think Bill's sort of making fun of of the on again,
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: off again UH stuff.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: But in all of it, everybody's so cute. But you
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: know who takes the cake? Oh turkey, Carla.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, are you biased in that account?
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: I am not. I don't think. I don't think.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Joel, just facts.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: It's just it's just what it is, dude.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Like, that's funny when you go I have to go
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: check with my boss, and you run and make it
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: look like you're running to Cox, but then you run
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: to Carla.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: That's real life, man. That's how many and Casey are.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Casey is your boss. Are you afraid of her?
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: I'm afraid of what she'll do to me. I'm not
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: necessarily afraid of her. I'm afraid of what she can do.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: But do you ever about to make a decision and
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: you're like, I'm gonna get in trouble with my wife
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: if I make this decision.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: Yes, I am consistently saying to I say this in
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: professional situations, like people will be like, do you think
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: you're free to do this? To do this project in
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: a couple of weeks, you know what. I need to
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: talk to my wife about that first. But yeah, I
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: think maybe. But I got to talk to her first
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: because if she's like, no, you're not free, guess who's
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: not free.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Let's take a break.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. Now I
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: have to confess you about this Sports Center thing. This
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: is a true story. I had never heard this melody before,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: so this is real life, okay. JD joins Turk watching
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Sports Center. Turk says that he's watched it every day
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: since he was ten years old, and JD says, so
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: they just sit there and talk about sports, and Carla
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: cackles because JD's a girl. Yeah, and then JD says,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: you's a dirty whore, which is pretty coming in here.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: Then okay, so but we should set it up though.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: Turk is complaining that he's surrounded by women. First, is
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: he the new baby on the way, Carla, he's surrounded
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: by women? Elliott always surrounded by women, And she goes, no,
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: you're not. He goes, I'm surrounded by women. She goes,
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: I guess. And then you walk in and you're like, hey,
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: she gets the joke also, right, And from that moment on,
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: everything JD says sounds like he's one of the women
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: in church life.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Right, And so he doesn't like that, and he calls
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: her a dirty wore, and Turk says dude, and he goes, sorry,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: not dirty, and he goes, dude, sorry, not a whore. No, no, no, no,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: never heard it in my life before making this joke.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: So I am a messod actor and Bill. Bill found
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: great glee in the fact that I had never heard
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: this melody before. Do you watch ESPN every day?
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Donald, that's how you get your sports knowledge? Of course?
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Do you watch it every day?
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I do watch it every day.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, I saw a bit of sports things that happened.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: It made it to my radar because it was such
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: a major sports thing. This incredible baseball player stole second, third,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: and home in three pitches. Wow, you didn't know that,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: did you?
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: I missed that one.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Did you know that, Daniel? I did not? Actually, how
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: do I know a major sports Yeah?
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: This is not making sense.
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: How because I would never watch baseball literally ever. But
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: I came up on my threads feed the other day
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: and I.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Am, oh, so Joelle's dropping Threads feed like she's an
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: early adopter.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: We're promoting a movie.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I was like, a new application move.
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: Also, it tracks all of your followers and I get
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: to keep my check mark.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: What do you mean it tracks all of your phone? Sorry?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Threads is the new Twitter.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Please explain this to me, because I've heard of this ship.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: But I got a freeze, I got a few I
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: got Mark Zuckerberg sees that Elon is on the ropes
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: has become a cesspool, and he's like, I got something
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: for you. It's Twitter, but it's on Instagram and it's
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: called threads. Wait, and it becomes the most signed up
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: for app in the history of apps overnight, and now
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: it's I assume extraordinarily popular. And Joelle is dropping it
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: like everybody knows it.
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: One hundred million people are already on it. And the
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: brilliant thing they did is like, so Twitter removed the
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: check mark, which means you don't know who you're following.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: It's not veryfied. It's also totally screwed up the.
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: Like commenting, so when you go to read the comments,
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: it's whoever has paid, which makes them abysmal. You just
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: don't want to read them, which reduces the time you're
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: on Twitter. So now Twitter's dead. So Instagram was like, well,
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: what if you could keep your entire Instagram following. Everyone
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: you follow will automatically get uploaded into your new account,
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: and anyone who follows you, if they sign up, will
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: automatically just get like pinged, Like hey, you can just
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: follow these people that you already know. Plus you can
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: keep your verification if you're verified on there, so people
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: can trust that it's actually you posting. And it runs
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: just like old Twitter. It's like it's like we're on
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: Twitter from three years ago. It's very bizarre.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: From Okay, I have a question first, I go, first,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: go go go. What prevents it from becoming a cess
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: pool of hate liking on Musk's Twitter nothing.
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, that's hard. I mean, truly, it's no. Don't
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: be sorry, because you're right, it's it's right now. We're
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: sort of living in a very nice space. So far,
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: it's been a very nice experience. Instagram does have some rules.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: You remember after nine to eleven in New York, nobody
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: was honking for like a month.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Yes I was there, but I had heard.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody honked for like a month. Everyone was kind.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: That sounds like threads, Yeah, this kind of word, and
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: people are like, oh, it's nice.
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: We found a home and I know who these people are,
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: and so that's comforting. I will say that Instagram does
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: have rules that Twitter has definitely abolished in the last
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: so like you can't pose nudes, you can't.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: So like, I don't know how long this is gonna last.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: It's a little more family friendly. They're very like intense
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: on like hate speech. So if they keep the rules
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: and their moderators are there, then even if they might
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: fare better longer than Twitter did, but we'll see.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Is it true that if you sign up for threads
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: and you decide, you know what, I don't want it anymore,
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: you lose your Instagram account.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: That is correct.
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: It is connected to your Instagram. So if you delete
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: your Threads, you also delete your Instagram. So really be
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: very careful before you sign up, because.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: I create can you create a threads and Instagram burner account,
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: but then you don't get the followers.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Don't get the followers.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna wait and see. I'm gonna take a
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: wait and see you approach because I'm trying to get
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: off all of these things. I don't want to add another.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I got off Twitter. I just twisted not healthy, and
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I was using it to promote a good person, and
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: I once, once my promotion for that was done, I
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: just took it off my phone. I do not find
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: it a healthy place to be. I like Instagram still
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: because it feels pretty friendly.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Naw, that's just starting to get crazy too, though. Man.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Instagram, Look, man, all you gotta do is look at
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: one freaking girl in a bikini one time on Instagram
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden, your fucking shit is flooded.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: It tells me you didn't look at one girl in
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: a bikini.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: All I know is Casey walks by and she's like,
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: what are you looking at? And I'm like Joe, I
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: can't get this shit.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah right, But Casey's not an idiot. She knows
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: that means you looked at ten girls in bikinis.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, just one, just one.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: It does overwhelm you. Like like, I've been looking at
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: boats lately just because it's summer and I love boats.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: I love looking at big boats, and I just think
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: they're so cool. And I've clicked on, like I probably
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: clicked on maybe ten big ass yachts just to be like,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: check them out because I just think they're so rad.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: My feed is ninety nine percent big gas yachts, and
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I want to tell it like, guys, I'm kind of
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: interested in it. I'm not one hundred percent like it
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: overwhelms you.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it gets you.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: But in your case, it's women in bikinis. It's like,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: does your wife get mad when she looks at you
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: and she sees that your whole feed is women in bikinis?
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Is she like what the fuck?
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: No?
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Man, my wife.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Look, man, you saw this whole thing that happened this
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: weekend with Usher and Kiki Palmer and all of that stuff.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't really follow it. I didn't really follow it.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: But you know what I mean, Like, in all honesty,
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: she was out having fun, and it's none of my
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: business to be honest with you. So I really don't
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: know how to comment on it. But apparently her husband
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: or her baby daddy got a little jealous of the
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: fact that she was out dancing on Usher.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Girlfriend dancing on Usher.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: I don't, I don't. I don't listen. As long as
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: she listened, as long as that's all that they're doing,
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: and she's out having fun.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: With her friends.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: Usher, with your girl, Usher, you you're absolutely right. And
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: if and if she and if she was and if
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: she is that easily ready to leave with Usher, congratulations Usher,
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: you gave her back to the city. You gave her
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: back to the streets. Baby, way to go, baby. Like one.
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: Man said that, uh, Usher is an ally in that
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: U should just getting your girl ready to come back home.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: To you, to you, she's coming home with it.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: I can't damn.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Ushers getting ready. I don't believe in that ship.
• 31:08
  Speaker 8: I'm only going to say is if an artist makes
• 31:11
  Speaker 8: sexy music, are they supposed to not perform it sexy?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: There's no standing up there and be like.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: I don't think dude was married. I don't think dude
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: was married at Usher. I think dude was married at
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: his at his of course, but like, but in my opinion,
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: she looked like she was having a good time. That
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: didn't look like there was anything crazy going on.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Was I only saw a snippet of it. Wasn't he
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: mad though? That her outfit was se through his part
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: of it? Yeah, that's up, which is also I.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Don't give a ship about that, either man or wife
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: becoming Yeah, man, come on in.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Your lys see through body suit grinding on usher.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Oh gosh, that would be I would have a moment
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: of my big hundred would I would have a moment
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: of am I being cooked? It would be aler moment.
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: He didn't grind she like he's tirl. She did a
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: little twirl.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: She Ye, it wasn't like it wasn't like I'm not
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: about to say it wasn't like she was all up
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: on his deck, like just fucking grinding, Like, look at
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: a different that's different.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't watch the video. I don't know what happened.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: It's very tame.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: To a giant audience.
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: He comes down to Kiki, he grabs her hand, They
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: do a little two step. He twirls her she giggles
• 32:23
  Speaker 6: with her friends, and then he moves on.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: She knows she gets a chance to sing and everything
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: like that too, like she she takes the moment. Well, no,
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: it's because look, Kiki Palm is one of the most
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: freak extented people on the planet.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Let's just be honest. Let's just let's just keep
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: it one hundred right now. You want to get it.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know we were keeping it one hundred.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Let me, let's just keep it one.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: You want to talk about one of the most talented
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: people on the planet right now, Kiki Palmer is one
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: of them, you know what I mean. And so I
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: should put the microphone in front of her face and
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: dared her to sing, and guess what, Being one of
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: the most talented people on the planet it, she was
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: able to do that shit effortlessly and so like she
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: took the moment and shined like one hundred percent with it.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: Whereas you know me, and now, if I were watching
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: that ship, I'd be like, go on, girl, But that's
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: just me, you know what I mean. And I know
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: it's coming home later and I know that that's it's
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: gonna be nasty too.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Hey on that. No, we're
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: gonna take a quick break and we will be right
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: back with more of the program you enjoy so much
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: called fake doctors, real friends, eat these balls and we're
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: we're okay. So sports Center the place for sports.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: And Center the place for sports, and.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: We actually got the Sports Center anchors. I understand. Those
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: are the real people at the time to say that.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Hannah's still there.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: The worst athlete in the world is JD. And then
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: we cut the JD. He's got a natural Runner T shirt,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: holding a tennis racket, a baseball glove and has a
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: football helmet on and is hitting himself with the helmet
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: and says, I like wearing a helmet because I did.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I can do this and it only hurts a little bit. Yeah,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: it's JD's sports moment.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Good, that's not even a sports moment.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: That's just like I've seen that as a meme a lot. Yeah,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: people like that, what.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Like, I mean, let's keep it. Come on, man, Like
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: you had a help, you had a helmet on, he
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: had a tank tap.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: On, wasn't a seven top T shirt?
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: Did you have one glasses? No, you didn't have protective glasses.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: On. No, you're saying we could have done more.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: I'm saying we could have gone a lot further. We
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: could have I mean it was funny. Yeah, at the time,
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: I remember laughing, really.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Really really think you were there when we shot it.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I remember laughing for some reason.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: We were hanging out. Yeah, this part is very funny.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: When JD goes to watch Churk dough surgery through the
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: glass and I remember, I improv this, this whole dough
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: a deer thing. It's it's a deer. I go, no, no,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: it's dough. It's a deep dough. You know, do it's
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: a deer?
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: No?
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no, because JD can. JD can
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: relate to it through the sound of music.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: I love.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: That's the only way that the way that JD finds
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: his key is that, no, it's dough. It's a deer,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: a deer, dough a deer.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: You know, my kids are asking about that movie recently,
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: and I'm really excited for them to watch it.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Sound of music.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really excited for them to watch it.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: You know, that's one of the as a kid, do
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: a Deer is That's one of the dopest songs ever,
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: and then so long farewell and then rain drops on
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: roses and whiskers on kitten, right, babe, like they just
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: got some bops in that movie Paper. These are a
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: few of my favorite.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Must be careful because those Nazis come out of nowhere
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: in that movie. You're like nazis. We were singing about
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: a dough a deer.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Right, and then all of a sudden they got to escape.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: You might you might want to show the kids the
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: first part.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's what I did this weekend?
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: What did you do?
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: This was a mistake, and it wasn't a big mistake.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: It was actually a first of all, I showed the
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: kids Forrest Gump. Oh my god, that Forrest Gump.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Why is it bad?
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: I don't recall this movie being so sad. Oh yeah,
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: I recall it.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: I thought it was like I remember Forrest Gump being
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: uplifting movie about a dude with special needs who's extremely
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: lucky and smarter than you know you give him credit for,
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: and you know, has one of the best lines ever,
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: stupid is as stupid?
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Does you know what I mean? That movie? Everybody in
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: his life dies, yeah, pretty much everybody for him to
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: learn all of these great lessons and everything like that.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: He has to lose everyone.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: So were your kids traumatized by that?
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Myke's son couldn't go to bed last night talking two
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: nights ago, talking about I don't want you guys to die.
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh shit, that's what for. That's what
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: PG thirteen means, right, Yeah, that's what PG thirteen.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: That's what happened to me with terms of endearment. My
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: dad showed me Terms of Endearment about a mom saying
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: goodbye to her kid because she's dying of cancer. And
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was so traumatized.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what is traumatizing.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's all trying. Look, dude, Rocos saw
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Bubba going before it even happened.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Roco's like, oh, he was like He's like, Bubba's gonna die.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: And I was like, ah yeah, he was like oh
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: and he starts crying. I'm like, oh shit, you know
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: what I mean. Right around the time Bubba's starting to
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: talk about you joined the you and me will create,
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: will be a shrimping team, and we'll be doing all
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: of that stuff together, Roco's like, oh shit, Bubba's gonna die.
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, wait, how did you soothe them though, like because
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: eventually as something, he went to sleep.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well it took quite a bit. It was like
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: one o'clock in the morning finally when he went to sleep.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: But it was a lot of cuddling and a lot
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: of a lot of you know, trying to explain that
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: death is a part of life, and you know, it's
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: very difficult.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: You know, he's nine years old, and we showed him
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: something that was maybe a little bit too. This was
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: the lesson for us as parents too.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: You know, sometimes that PG thirteen warning isn't the you know,
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: I look at PG. Thirteen and I'm thinking violentce. I'm thinking,
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: you know, okay, something's gonna transform in. Maybe it's gonna
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: maybe they'll say fuck one time or something like that.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: I wasn't expecting. I so halfway through it, I'm like,
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: oh my god, this movie. I'm crying in the movie.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: And I remember watching the movie and being like, look
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: how great this is shot.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Look at the you know what I mean, back in
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: the day thinking about it as a from a from
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: a from an artistic you know, with Roco. I'm looking
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: at now, I'm looking at it like, oh no, these
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: events are about to happen, and I have to be
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: ready to explain it, and it was difficult.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: It was very a good lessons, good lesson to parents
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: to remember why there's a PG. Thirteen there, because because
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: he was probably too young to be seen.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: He was way too young to be watching it, and
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: I didn't I and I looked at it as oh,
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: it's PG thirteen.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: It's not a problem thinking the war would be. The
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: war would be, you know, Vietnam is all I gotta
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: worry about.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah? And it doesn't doesn't. The girlfriend die of AIDS?
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she dies of AIDS.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, this is how old Forrest Gump is. Genny
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: dies from AIDS. This is how old Forest Gump is,
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I thought she was the most beautiful woman i'd ever seen, Jenny.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: What so did Forrest? She had the voice of an angel.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: You can say if you.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Want, Oh that was so crazy. You were so stoic
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: for a second.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: He's remembering the movie.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: That's why I remembering the movie and my feelings about Robin, right, Penn, Yes,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: First's that's another thing. First time I ever saw her
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: in the Princess Bride?
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Who is that? I want to know more, who is she?
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: And and now she's like this bad ass, kick ass
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Amazonian like freaking like you know what I mean?
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: You want to talk about fine wine right there? See
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: you know aging like fine wine. That's one right there, man,
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: Like for real, for real? She went from she went
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: from damsel into distress to freaking kick ass superhero like
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Like her evolution is amazing.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: She's president, dude.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: She went back to the TV show Scrubs. Donal you
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: gotta get back to this. So, so the whole thing
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: is Lady doesn't want to hold hands with the janitor,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: and this really gives him a panic attack because he
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: thinks that she's gonna break up with him, because would
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: why would this woman who has such a crush on
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: and so into not want to hold his hand. Now,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Cox and Jordan spend the entire time fucking with the
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: janitor because they are mean and they are so happy
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: to get in his head saying, oh my god, you're
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: gonna get dumb. She doesn't want to hold your hand, Wow,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: you're screwed. And they're really enjoying that, and they have
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: their own storyline because Jordan is livid that Cox is
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: wearing his wedding ring.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Which is.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: You know, when we first meet them, they're divorced. I
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: thought they were married again. I had the I had
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: for some reason, I thought they had gotten married again
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: somewhere in this whole me too.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: But they say they just they just start together without
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: being married, right, They never got remarried.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: They never got remarried.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: But he put it on because he's feeling close to
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: her and he loves her, and she is like, get
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: that off your what is wrong with you? You know,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: because they have this, you know, this sort of this
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: this sort of mean spirited banter where they tease each other,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: oh like crazy.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: What it really boils down to is that Jordan loves
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: what's going on with them, and this is probably what
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: she's wanted the whole time. Why couldn't they you know,
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: she's probably in her mind thinking, why couldn't our marriage
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: have been like this? Where I get to be me,
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: he gets to be him, We get to do the
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: things that we do and enjoy each other the way
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: we were supposed to. And then he puts the ring
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: on and she's like, wait a second, dude, Now all
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: of this pressure is going to be back and added
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: on again.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean. It's didn't work before.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: Remember we did this before and didn't work, and we
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: hated each other for a really long time. I don't
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: know if this is a good idea, and he's like, well,
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: I feel good about it. It makes me feel wonderful, right.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: She keeps telling him to take it off. She doesn't
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: want that fucking ring. And so there's this theme of
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: hands in the episode, a motif because the janitor can't
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: hold lady's hand, there's the ring on Cox's hand, and
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Turk is in a position where he has to tell
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: the parents of a young man that there's a good
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: chance he may be paralyzed, and he doesn't know how
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: to do it, and JD is coaching him, saying, listen,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: don't give them false hope. Okay, don't give them false hope.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Go in there. This is very hard to do. But
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: if you feel yourself starting to cry, think of the
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: gopher dancing at the end of Caddish.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: We should start this off by the whole sports Center
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: theme is also we should have this kind of buried
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: the lead here. The sports center theme is because of
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: at the time, a kid who played football had gotten
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: injured in a football collision or accident or something like that,
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: and they use cold therapy to fuse his spine back
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: together or something like that.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's fuse's spine, but somehow some
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: sort of cold therapy helped him or be paralyzed.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: Right, or it took the it took the inflammation down
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: or something like that. And so, you know, this automatically
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: made me think of DeMar Hamlin. Didn't make you think
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: of that, like right away, Like when I was watching this,
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: I was like, wow, the times of you know, football
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: is this is my I love football, but that's one
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: of the most dangerous things I've ever seen in my life.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Man Like, for real, for real, man Like, what is
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: this ten years ago?
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: Somebody loses you know, loses their their ability to walk
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: in stuff like that for a bit, and then here
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: we go ten fifteen years later and another freak accident
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: where a dude has a heart attack because he.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Was hit so hard in the chest. You know what
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: It's a dangerous I love watching it, don't get it twisted.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: I enjoy I enjoy it, but not my kid.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel you. I feel you. If I had
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: my dog will not be playing football. I I don't Billy, No,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I don't care how much she wants to. So of
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: course Turk fucks it up, and we see that he
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: starts to cry and get emotional and he and he
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: starts to do the Caddy Shack Gopher.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: Dance right, and JS like not go yeah.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: JD's like, don't do the go for dance, don't do
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: the gopher dance. And of course Turk does do the
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: gopher dance. I'm an idiot. But he ends up giving
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: him false hope.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Well, well, no, I don't know how false the hope is.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Turkey Turk gets an idea from a sports center and
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: he runs down to ask his boss, Carla, if if
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: he should go for it, if he should try this
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: experimental treatment that, you know, if it doesn't go right,
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: they could they could be and he could be in trouble.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: They could he could be sued. And Carla says, what
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: would you do if it was our son? And he said,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: this is what I do, And she says, well, then
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: do that.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: That's the most realist answer ever, What would you do
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: if it was our kids? I'd do everything I could, right, think,
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: you know, I think you know what the answer is,
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: and he goes and doesn't. Now, this is where it
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: gets infity dippity. That's it's just available. This experimental therapy
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: is just available in Sacred Heart.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Uh that's a good point. I don't know. It comes
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: out of nowhere. Turk gets access to it pretty quickly.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like it's nothing.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now the janitor is holding hands with Todd and
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Zeltzer because he wants to show them that it's not
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: a big deal to hold hands because he's he's in
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: the spiral about this handholding thing.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Those are the wrong two people to hold hands with them.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Todd calls DIBs on lady, even though he doesn't
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: know who she is DIBs And then Zeltzer reports that
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: he wanted to tell his wife that she was the one,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: but at the time he had a rubber ball a
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: gag in his mouth.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because they were sitting they were staring at each
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: other in front of a.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Fire, right, and he wanted to tell her how much.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: That's when he realized he was so much in love
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: with her, and he would have told her if he
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: didn't have a ball.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Dag in his mouth. Also, I forgot I skipped over
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: when Turk does the gopher dance. He's laughing, and he says, look,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: there's a ninety percent chance that that gopher was a puppet. Yeah,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Turk thinks that there's still a ten percent chance that
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: that was a real gofriend.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Let's take a break.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. Kelso thinks
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: it's hilarious that the janitor is getting dumped, and and
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: that's the end of of the of the act. And
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: when we come back, someone says, I like to drive
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: my points home with a lie. Who's that?
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Oh you say that all right?
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Which is which is Bill Lawrence? By the way, Bill
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Lawrence is famous for driving, He's one.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Of the best, but he's he's famous for driving his
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: points home with the lie. But the lie is always
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: so much better than what reality was at that moment.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: If you know so long enough, you will hear the
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: evolution of a story to like to the point where
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: it's nowhere near what happened.
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: It's my favorite one, my favorite one. And we might
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: have to cut this. I'll ask him. We'll ask him
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: if we have to cut this, though, is so? His
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: youngest son recently got caught taking the car out right,
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: and Bill finally he realized, oh shit, the car's missing,
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: and so before he calls the cops, he calls his
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: son and it's like, hey, do you have the car.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: He's like, you have the car and you're in on
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Sunset Boulevard right now, bring the car home, and Henry goes,
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: hold up, I just have to pay. We just have
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: to finish paying for lunch.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: That's the real story.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: No, that's not the real story, the real story, and
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: so he's like, so now I have to punish Henry.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: The real story is when he called Henry was up
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: the block with the car and was like, Okay, I'm
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: on my way back right now, don't be mad.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Well, all I know is that Bill's stories always get
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: super exaggerated. And then you know, there's the story I've
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: told before when on this podcast, but it's one of
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: my favorite Bill stories. Is when I was editing my
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: episode and I said to him, don't cut that joke.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: That joke's so funny, and he goes, I showed that
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: joke to Christa and she didn't even understand what the
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: hell it meant. And I was like, oh, okay, I
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: guess all right, fine cut it. And then like a
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: week later, I saw Christa and I was like, you
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: didn't think that joke was funny? She goes, you honestly
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: think that. I'm home watching rough cuts of scrubbs.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: He's the best at it, though.
• 50:16
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: His stories, like he like he tells stories. And you're like, man,
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: that's a fucking good story, dude, I gotta remember that.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: And you'll even know that it's the exaggerated version. But
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: you're like, it's so good. I don't mind just telling it.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: I don't care. I just go ahead, go ahead, okay. Oh.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: The Joendre says that he never wants to have kids.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: He just wants to adopt a really short old guy.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: Now, let's be honest. Yes, little short old men are cute.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't want to I don't want to
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: have to feed one.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: You don't want to have to change one's diapers when
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: it boils down to because that's a massive dudeo.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Right. And then an old guy walks by him and
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: and uh in the cafeteria and he says, you got
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: a daddy. He goes, you got a papa, and the
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: guy shakes his head. And then the janitor journals of
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: the group and says, just windows shop.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: Window, shopping for old people. Nobody cares about JD and
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: Elliott dating.
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: No, they're over it. Everybody's over it.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: And I was over it too when they would I'm
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: over it too, to be honest with It's sort of
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: like it is like Ross and Rachel Man by season eight,
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: I don't give a shit anymore.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Everybody's over it. By the way, A little funny thing here,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: scrubs Wicki pointed out is that JD has a memory
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: of telling Turk about the first time he met Elliott.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: And again there's all this talk about her having a
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: flat butt just like JD likes him and all this stuff.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: But that's bullshit because we the audience witnessed the first
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: time Elliott was met by j D and Turk and
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: to go together, and there was a misspac man machine.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's a and Turk goes, she goes, yeah,
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: don't do that.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I thought that. I thought that when I saw it,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: and then scrubs Wiki confirmed it.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we learned that ladies germaphobe. That's why she doesn't
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: want to hold his hand. She finally comes clean. She's
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: never told anyone, but she likes the janitor so much
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: she wants to be seen as her true, honest self,
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: and so she comes clean and says, I am a germaphobe.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: And he immediately judges her and calls her weird. Was
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: he yeah, you're weird, You're weird, and then immediate with
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: I like that, I like.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: That, yes, And he warns her immediately that the table
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: she's touching is covered with germs. Probably he's the janitor
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: and he never cleans anything.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: Never, but he doesn't want her that he's beyond weird.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Well that's why they like each other. I think they're
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: both weird.
• 52:43
  Speaker 6: I think she might be beyond weird too, because she said,
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: you're the spitting image of my father.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: My therapist says that maybe I'm attracted to you because
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: you're in, you know, the cleaning service, and you're a
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: spitting image of my dad.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: But that's nothing that I mean.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: That's another scribs wiki moment is that when we first
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: see Lady in whatever episode it is, she's holding hands
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: with the janitor. So that's bullshit. And then in the
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: end Jordan acquiesces and puts on her own wedding ring.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: I cried, you cried.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: I thought it was a retally beautiful that was really cute.
• 53:22
  Speaker 6: She's so Jordan is like so uncomfortable with being vulnerable,
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: which is why she's so fucking funny. Like she makes
• 53:30
  Speaker 6: sure nobody can get to her. She'll just destroy you first.
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: And I think to Donald's earlier point, like they had
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: all this bad stuff about their men. She's very happy
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: with where she's as she's at the top episode, she's
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: going around firing people in the name of her husband.
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: She's just like she's comfortable, and so this change really
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: scared her and she talks the whole time about how
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: she's just gonna like I'll just nag Perry until he
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: decides to take it off or whatever. But in the
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: end she's like she just accepts his love, and it's
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: so beautiful. She like allows herself to be vulnerable. And
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: I also just think it's the idea of on a
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: wedding ring, not as a performative actor because of what
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: you're supposed to do, but like this is almost their wedding,
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: Like it's.
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: It's makes me feel it made her feel good, it
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: made him feel good to be connected to her through
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: this ring, this bond.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: It's not for anybody else.
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: I'm not putting this on to show everybody else that,
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: you know, he made a joke about it being to
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: you know, steer away cougars or whatever it was and
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: stuff like that, but it's really it had nothing to
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: do with any of that. It's just the fact when
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: I put this on, it makes me feel good to
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: know that it's connected to you in some way. And
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: that was pretty awesome. That was a that was a
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: great moment. Like the evolution of Cox and Jordan is
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: really good, you know, like it starts with it starts
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: with her sleeping with JD and then turns into like
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: this real, real, real, real deep relationship. Like you know,
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: I know a lot of people that would prefer not
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: to be married and not to have to have that
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: pressure put on them and still have children and still
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: do all of the things that a family would do,
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: but just not have that that I belonged to you,
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: you belonged to me, uh uh stamp on it, which
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: marriage does.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Well. They found a way to be with each other
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: and it is it is romantic in their own wacky way.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: And the cold therapy seems like it helps, it doesn't.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: It doesn't resolve that. It seems like it's fixed everything.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: But it looks like it's it's it's uh, it's it's positive.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: His fingers going back to the hand that his fingers
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: start to move.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: Do you remember when Christopher Reib moved his finger?
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: No?
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: I do. Do you remember that, Joel?
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I was still live yet?
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: I remember it. You said, Joel, live yet, Joel, you
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: weren't alive when Christopher Reib was walking.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: I don't remember him walking, to be honest.
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: I just I know Chris fy Rees from the Superman
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: movies that didn't follow like as a kid, I wasn't following.
• 55:58
  Speaker 8: Incident May twenty seventh, nineteen ninety five. So we were
• 56:02
  Speaker 8: definitely alive for sure.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: But yeah, we were not paying attention at that point.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Wow, I was just out a I was out of
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: high school for three years.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: I knew him and Dana. Actually I did a play
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: with Dana. I did a play with Dana called The
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: Prince and the Pauper, directed by Elizabeth Suados off Broadway.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: Jesse L. Martin was in it. Dan Finnerty from the
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: Dan Band myself like and Dana Reeves was one of
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: the actresses in the show, and Christopher Reeve would come by,
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: and this was when you know, when you met me, Zach,
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: you know how much of a fan of Superman I was,
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Like I had a tattoo.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he had a Superman tattoo that he's slowly trying
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: to laser off. But you haven't had a laser session
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: in a long time.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: In a while, No, not in a while. But I
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: had a necklace when I was younger, like all types
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: of things, like I looked up to the character Superman,
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: and so for him to be there and watch us
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: rehearse and give notes to us and everything like that,
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: because I thought he was an amazing the actor also
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: not just a Superman, but like he'd done so many other.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: He was an accomplished theater actor, as I recall.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: But he also did some really great uh movies like
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: once in Once in Time I think it is with
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: him and and uh, I think it's Jane Seymour where
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: he goes back in time. Uh in a hotel. He
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: goes to a hotel and goes back in time. What
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: was it? What was the one that he did with
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: Michael Caine? Death Death What death Wish?
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: Which?
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: What what what not? Death Wish? Oh Man? The one
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: that he did with Michael Caine that was based on
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: a play.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know, you don't know, wow, But do you
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: think of Christopher Reeve when you think about horseback riding?
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Because I I I would like to learn how to
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: ride a horse. But I I have to admit that
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: that I always think of him. And I know I
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: ride a motorcycle, so that's that's even more dangerous. But
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: I I it always has stopped me a little bit
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: from from doing it.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: I'm a were asking. I remember when I met William Shatner.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: He was in a wheelchair and I was like, what
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: are you doing in a wheelchair? Bro?
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: And he was like, I was riding a horse and
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: it threw me off and I broke my legs riding
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: a horse. Yeah, and so now I'm in a wheelchair
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: and this dude's like seventy something at the time.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: And I remember in my mind thinking, these are reasons
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: why I never took up horseback riding because of one
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: Christopher Reeve.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: And I know, but I love horses. Every time I
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: see them, I think how fun it would be to
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: be able to ride it. Maybe if I just maybe
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: it's just in slowly.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: I don't ski because of Sonny Bono.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean, like word life, Like these
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: are real things, dude, Like this is not These are not.
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: Fun as hell.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Hold on, it's different though. Horseback riding on the trail
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: with the guide in Mexico or in Hawaii, that's something different.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: Freaking jumping over.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: Ship you're not talking about that.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: That's what he was doing though.
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's what I'm saying, like just riding a horse,
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: you know, like I've rid out of the beach of Aruba.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: That was fun.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: I like the camp stuff. That's totally different.
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like like like I don't like Zach you know
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: how you have your pilot's license and everything like that. Yeah,
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: when John Denver went down in that plane, I was like,
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to fly a plane.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: I'll do it in the movies.
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: Like that's how I look. It wasn't a glider, it
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: was a plane. It was a it was a it
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: was a it was a.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: It was experimental at least what was it? Can you
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: look it uptown? He didn't for what A lot of
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: a lot of people obviously obviously a lot of people
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: dyeing plane crashes. There was just one in southern California. Yeah,
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: how would you John would kind of craft? Did John
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Denver die?
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: And but I've seen those planes before, I've seen I've
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: seen it before, though I think I've seen since then.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Yes, of course flying is dangerous, Donald, of course it is.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: All of this is.
• 59:53
  Speaker 6: About Adrian Davis Long Easy. It's an experimental.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: I knew it was an experiment to play. Not not
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: that people don't not that people don't die in regular plans,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: but for what it's worth for the story, it was
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: an experiment, experimental category amateur built Long Easy plane kit
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: and five five five JD. Yeah, he like built it.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: Wild.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 6: The movie we're thinking of, Donald was death Trap from
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 6: nineteen eighty two.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, very trap.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Yes, all right, let's take a break. We'll be right
• 1:00:23
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  Speaker 2: I'm seeing the new Betty Boop musical next week. I'm
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  Speaker 1: Betty Boop.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, we call black Betty Boop the traditional Betty Boo musical.
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  Speaker 3: I agree Betty Boop was black.
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  Speaker 1: She was.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the original Betty Boop was black, but drawn as
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  Speaker 3: a drawn as a white white woman.
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  Speaker 2: Interested she's based off of a black performer.
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