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DONKEY: Serial Butt-Sniffer Arrested AGAINAfter Sniffing Woman’s Behind Inside A Walgreens Store · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: With the donkey. It's time the donkey around here. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you are a donkey. What the hell?
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  Speaker 2: What the hell is more than you need?
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  Speaker 1: You some donkey? Today's just saw themselves. Oh man, Charlamagne,
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  Speaker 1: who are you giving donkey to? Big Tillnam?
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  Speaker 3: Well Rob for nine donkey today from Monday, August twenty fifth,
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  Speaker 3: go to a thirty eight year old California man named
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  Speaker 3: Calise Karen Crowded. Now you might remember that name because
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  Speaker 3: I just gave him Donkey of the Day a couple
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  Speaker 3: of weeks ago for being a serial sniffer seats. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: by the way, when I say sneak seats, I mean
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  Speaker 3: actual asses. Okay, buttocks, the butt behind rear, in the
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  Speaker 3: backside the dodo maker. See the reason I'm scretching that
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  Speaker 3: is because y'all get online and say.
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  Speaker 4: Charlamagne, I know you not talking. You sniffed someone's seat. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: I did, an actual seat, Okay. Jennifer Lopez came to
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  Speaker 4: the break club once, way, way, way way way back.
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  Speaker 1: In the day and I sniffed the chair she was
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  Speaker 1: sitting in.
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  Speaker 4: And people think that's the same as Kalise Karen Crowder
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  Speaker 4: walking up behind women and sticking his nose in cheek
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  Speaker 4: fil at on a Sunday. You think that's the same
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  Speaker 4: thing until you realize doctor Wumah and Jennifer Lopez sat
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  Speaker 4: in that chair on the same day. But let's stick
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  Speaker 4: to the matter at hand. Stick to let's stick to
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  Speaker 4: this exactly. Let's stick to the mat at red hand. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: Kalise Crowder, all right, the but but sniff and bandit
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  Speaker 4: has once again been arrested for smelling that rump rose
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  Speaker 4: that was cooking in the oven. Okay, this man was
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  Speaker 4: arrested for the same crime less than a month ago.
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  Speaker 1: I can't make this kind of stuff up. Let's go
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  Speaker 1: to ABC seven Eye Witness News for the report.
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  Speaker 5: Police to a disturbing story of a registered sex offender
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  Speaker 5: who has been arrested again. He made headlines for sniffing
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  Speaker 5: women in the past. Thirty eight year old Kalise Crowder
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  Speaker 5: was re arrested Wednesday after reports of yet another sniffing
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  Speaker 5: incident at a Walgreens and burbank. This is video of
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  Speaker 5: prior incidents. You can see him coming up behind that woman.
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  Speaker 5: Crowder was already on parole and has a documented history
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  Speaker 5: of similar arrests for lude conduct in both Glendale and
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  Speaker 5: Burbank dating back to twenty twenty one. Crowder has been
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  Speaker 5: charged with a felony and is now being held without bail.
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  Speaker 4: This man was allegedly caught inhaling the aroma of anus. Again, okay,
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  Speaker 4: this man allegedly was sniffing a woman's bunkie at a
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  Speaker 4: Walgreens and Burbank. And then this man got arrested for
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  Speaker 4: the exact same thing on July twenty second. He was
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  Speaker 4: in nostrums, indulging in the fragrance of dukie and gabana
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  Speaker 4: like brown light brown too. By the way, Okay, what's
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  Speaker 4: funny about this story is the way police describe it. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: they say, while in the woman's section, the suspect was
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  Speaker 4: observed following a female customer, crouching near her and engaging
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  Speaker 4: in lude behavior by.
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  Speaker 1: Inappropriately sniffing her buttocks.
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  Speaker 4: Now, I could be wrong, but is there an appropriate
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  Speaker 4: way to do it that I don't know about. I
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  Speaker 4: don't think there is an appropriate way to walk up
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  Speaker 4: the women in the department store and sniff their cake factory. Now,
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  Speaker 4: he's already a registered sex offender with a documented history
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  Speaker 4: of lord arrest for lud conduct dating back to twenty
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  Speaker 4: twenty one.
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  Speaker 1: You just heard that in the news report.
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  Speaker 4: He's been charged with one count of loitering with intent
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  Speaker 4: to commit a crime, and his bell has been set
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  Speaker 4: at one hundred grand.
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  Speaker 1: So at some point he gonna get out.
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  Speaker 4: We have to decide as a society who we keeping
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  Speaker 4: and who we deporting. Okay, this man clearly needs some
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  Speaker 4: form of rehabilitation. But how do you rehabilitate someone for
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  Speaker 4: being the lord of distenterings?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: How do you get someone help for being the Duke
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  Speaker 4: of Dingleberry's. Okay, here's the prince of pout sniffers. Is
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  Speaker 4: there a class you can take for that? I want
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  Speaker 4: doctors to start examining his brain. Now, why is he
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  Speaker 4: wired like this?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: In France they say he likes the smell of oh ds, which, well,
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  Speaker 4: that translates to fragrance of feicis. Okay, Yes, cologne, the cologne, Okay, colone, cologne,
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  Speaker 4: the caling, the colin, the land Coland yes, how do
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  Speaker 4: you rehabilitate a man for that? Okay, you don't. This
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  Speaker 4: is a different type of crack addiction, all right. There's
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  Speaker 4: plenty rehabs for fried cocaine, but there's no rehab for
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  Speaker 4: Colonel crack with, So I really don't know what you
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  Speaker 4: do with this person other than maybe try the mirror
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  Speaker 4: effect Law forty four and forty eight power disarm and
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  Speaker 4: infuriate with the mirror effect. Okay, it's what Gavin Newsmith
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  Speaker 4: is currently doing the Trump. You can neutralize an opponent's
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  Speaker 4: impact by doing what they do.
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  Speaker 1: So maybe law.
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  Speaker 4: Enforcement needs the highest some of those freaking ass inmates
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  Speaker 4: just start coming up behind Colise while he's locked up
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  Speaker 4: and have them sniff his musty muffler. Okay, how would
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  Speaker 4: you like it when someone got their nose in your
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  Speaker 4: funk trunk? Okay, it's all funny games until people are
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  Speaker 4: sticking their nose in your business.
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  Speaker 1: And by business, I.
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  Speaker 4: Mean your fecal fragrance factory aka Yo Bookie, please give
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  Speaker 4: Kalie crowded the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, you are the dog.
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  Speaker 6: Of the day, the doge of.
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  Speaker 1: The day, yee hey dookey, And it's funny like bro yo.
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  Speaker 2: People don't really understand, like people will be sleeping on
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  Speaker 2: the hilarity of that word dookey.
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  Speaker 4: Dokey is crazy telling somebody they smell like dookie.
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  Speaker 1: Is like dang, yes, oh my god, ya, dookie is
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  Speaker 1: a different stench.
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  Speaker 2: And what was that accent? That was not French or
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  Speaker 2: you sounded like he was trying to be African. But
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  Speaker 2: that's only because I had just finished watching Family. If
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  Speaker 2: you Ghana, I was.
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  Speaker 6: No, because that was far from French.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, how you going straight to Ghuna? This man
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  Speaker 1: is French? That's crazy. All right, Well, thank you for that.
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  Speaker 1: Donkey the day, Oh the US, Oh, the US, the US.
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  Speaker 6: All right, now, let's open up the phone lines eight
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  Speaker 6: hundred five eight five one five one.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 6: This morning during Front Page News, we talked about Trump
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  Speaker 6: sending out the National Guard to different cities, right, and
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  Speaker 6: we were talking about data, and we were talking about feeling.
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  Speaker 4: And I was asking a question. I was, can you know,
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  Speaker 4: you know what matters more data are feelings? Because the
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  Speaker 4: data says that crime was dropping in DC. The data
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  Speaker 4: says crime has been dropping in Baltimore. Murders are significantly
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  Speaker 4: down in Baltimore according to the data. But then you
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  Speaker 4: talk to some people on the street and they'd be like, no,
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  Speaker 4: things are bad here, right, right, So what matters more
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  Speaker 4: feelings of data?
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  Speaker 6: And the same thing with here in New York City.
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  Speaker 6: They say crime is bad, but you hear about like
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  Speaker 6: five people got no crime is down, rights, the crime
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  Speaker 6: is bad, crime is down. But here in New York City,
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  Speaker 6: five people got shot over the weekend. And then we
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  Speaker 6: hear about that deadly club shooting a couple.
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  Speaker 1: Of days ago.
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  Speaker 6: Then there was a shooting in Times Square. It seems
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  Speaker 6: like it's not down. I don't know where the data
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  Speaker 6: doesn't feel right because here it doesn't feel safe.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and data is never going to work for people
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  Speaker 1: if they don't feel it.
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  Speaker 4: You know, data only works when you actually feel it,
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  Speaker 4: like you can tell people like, like I said earlier,
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  Speaker 4: you can be five hundred pounds and lose two hundred,
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  Speaker 4: but you're still fat.
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  Speaker 1: You're still big. It's still obst Yes.
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  Speaker 6: So eight hundred five eight five one five one.
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  Speaker 1: I just got in trouble with a fat girl. What,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, you did. That's what I'm saying. Stop using
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  Speaker 1: communities for metaphors. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 6: Would you want Trump to send the National Guard to
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  Speaker 6: your city to clean your city?
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  Speaker 1: Y'up? No, that is the question.
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  Speaker 6: Eight hundred five eight five one five one. A lot
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  Speaker 6: of people feel like, yeah, my city's fed up. We
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  Speaker 6: need to clean it up. There's too much crime. They're
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  Speaker 6: stolen cars, they're running in people's houses. There's too many robberies.
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  Speaker 6: I can't go to the local pharmacy because everything's behind
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  Speaker 6: a box or a glass, and I gotta find somebody
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  Speaker 6: in the front to open up.
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  Speaker 1: The glass just to get deodorant.
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  Speaker 6: So we're asking eight hundred five eight five, one oh
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  Speaker 6: five one would you want Trump to send the National Guard.
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  Speaker 1: To your city? Let's discuss. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
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