Latest / The Lets Play Podcast / Baldurs Gate 3 Dark Urge Lets Play Podcast Episode - 13 - Finally Made It To The Goblin Camp!!!
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- Kid the Stranger: Good morning, good afternoon, and good night, and welcome to the Let's Play podcast. My name's Tyler, and this is Balters Gate 3. Alright, so last time we played, we we slayed the hack. We did not get the hair, unfortunately, which was a kind of huge bummer. Because I really did want the fucking I really wanted the hair to increase the stats, but it is what it is. so We are currently on our way to go kill these damn fucking goblins. If we can find the way. So we're currently just walking through the bog. I don't think this is the way either. I think we might just fast travel. Let's go to the map. Let's go right over here to the the portal. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: a few moments later. Kid the Stranger: Alright, there's a little bit left of some blackness on the map over here that I just wanna quickly look at real quick before we leave this area. Just because I don't wanna have to come back. Whoa, survival fails. All right. There's gotta be something that you can dig here and I saw somewhere that if you just let me be the dark urge. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Everything is clear. Kid the Stranger: Dark urge. Start digging. My God, it fucking worked. Well fucking Alright, a golden ring, another ring. Night light fraud? Hmm, interesting. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: you Kid the Stranger: Alright, anything else? There's just a little boat over here. There might be like a little bag we can loot. Ooh, there's some chests and some sorts here. Give me the loot. Give me the loot, see? A little bit of alcohol. Disarming. And is that it? No, just a little bit more. We kinda got like a wooden bridge here. But how are you guys feeling today? I'm just I'll be honest, I'm it's it's good to be fucking back playing the game. Huh. So I'm at like this river kind of area and it seems like there might be like some area I can jump to. Let's hit the game with the save. I know I said we're gonna go to the goblins, but I get keep getting sidetracked. There's just all this cool shit, so Alright, let's see if we can jump across and survive this. Jump. and we did. Alright, anything over here? Worth looting? Bar what just happened? Sleight of hand. check. What was that thing gonna hurt me or something? I wish I knew what was going on during that sleight of hand check. Fuck No, nothing. Interesting. Alright, well gonna jump across here. Where the fuck is this thing taking me? The cryptid sanctuary. Interesting. Alright, so fucking a holy shit. Alright, so we just walked into pretty much a trap here. what does the scene look like? Alright, so it kind of looks like the Drug Grove in a sense that we kinda got like the stone circle area with a broken I mean not broken, like kind of like huge willow tree. and what else we got here? it's cut down. Maybe not. I saw it full and then now it's cut down. I'm confused. No, it is full. It's just cut during the animation when you go over it. but yeah, we got a couple of stone pillars. What are these things? Ancient mud. met fits or something and in a wood walled, which is like kind of like this tree ant thing. all right, so Let's have you come up this way. Alright. maybe we'll have you jump. I don't know if that counts as an action though. Let's see. I can't jump. I'm out of movement. alright. Let's see here. Tasha Sidious Laughter, true strike. Now I think we're going to actually attack. So we're gonna attack firebolt. Sixty-four percent chance. Yeah, we're gonna hit this mud method. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Ignis! Kid the Stranger: Hits for six. Can I do anything else? no, all right. And my turn, it 2026 10 19 04 31 43: so much for peace. Kid the Stranger: is Dark Urge's turn. He's going to come 2026 10 19 04 31 43: taste. Kid the Stranger: up. I got one spell slot left. Hmm. Fuck it. I guess we'll just attack. 75% chance to hit on this method. 11. He dies. Okay. Interesting to know. When methods die, he exploded, dealing eight damage to this mud thing. And then put the effect muddy on. Whatever the fuck that means. we are going to end turn. It is this mud method's turn. We gotta make sure we kill these guys separate from the team because that little explosion thing. my god, they just that th that one just summoned one of those. Okay, this'll be a very interesting fight. Fairy fire. I wish I had an area of an effect. that's a young one. Can I use What can we use here to attack? Sorry, ladies and gentlemen. I'm just trying to figure. We're gonna use this bow and arrow. We're gonna shoot him. Okay. I shot him for I shot him, dealt ten damage, killed him, and then he only exploded and dealt one damage to Anastarian. Rstarian. Sorry, ladies and gentlemen. I know I keep fucking that up as well. We're gonna put Chilele on my weapon. And then we're gonna move up a little bit. Just so we can get out of the water. Alright, it's the next is another mud method. He's probably he just flew over to me and he's probably gonna summon another one. Yeah, he did. Bastard. It is a w fucking wood person's turn, he dashes towards me. Man, all these guys are right next to each other. When it's dark or just ti turn, I think I might actually 2026 10 19 04 31 43: you Kid the Stranger: cast fucking what's it called? Cr one of my like chrome orbs over there to just do some massive AoE damage. AoE damage. Alright, let's see what we got here. What are we going to do? I think we're just going to attack this fucking thing. It's probably gonna explode. She misses. Lizelle. Come on now. Don't miss. Fifty-five percent chance to hit here. Hits. my god. That does some serious damage. I killed that muddy thing and it dealt nine damage to Danton, six damage to Lysel, and four to an Astarian. Astarian. Astarian. Yeah, the fact that I played D and D and my friend's character's name was Anisterian. It's really fucking this all up. Can we move her? Yeah, we can. All right. Well end turn. It's just what ends turn. And another fucking flying method thing. Is it gonna summon one? Alright, these fuckers are like all perfectly lined up. It would be crazy to not cast a spell here of some sorts. whoops. So we're gonna cast Ice Shard, but we just gotta figure out who has it. Who has the spells? Lysel. She does. Flaming Sphere? What does that do? Someone's a flaming spear that damages your enemies. you can move this sphere dealing two D twelve damage. And what about this Scroll of Ice Knife? Yeah, we're gonna use that. Take that, please. Did he put it in his bag? Is he dead? actions. We're gonna cast this spell, please. Thank you. But where? we'll do it right there so it hits three of it's gonna hit two of the methits and one of the wood people, hopefully they explode. Yes, all right. So one died dealing eight damage and then it exploded. can I throw yeah, we can throw alchemy fire too. That does not work. Hmm, interesting. I definitely don't want to attack this guy, but we are gonna move and then move a little bit more that way. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: give in. Kid the Stranger: Somehow Dark Urge is invisible. And I don't know how. But he just is. and we're gonna do Chrome Orb. We're gonna do electricity. Ancient mud An advantage because they're my god, yes. Alright, we're gonna do orb right there, blast hits for five. Did not hit the one guy. Ax and surge. Firebolt. man, seventy percent chance to hit this meth it. Hits deals seven damage. Maybe I walk up and then. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: ahead. Kid the Stranger: if I walk up, he's gonna use Pommel Strike or Flourish? No, I cannot. Alright, end turn. It's one of the mud methods turn. He's coming up. He's gonna do punch on dark urge, critical hit, he's dealing six damage. all right. It is Danton's turn. Trying to figure out what is a good spell to do that's not gonna get my character killed. Just wish we had more AoE spells. So I think we're gonna go right here and cast Burning Hands if it works. Does not reach fucking bastard. Alright, so we're I guess we're just going to Use a ranged attack. One damage, seven, fourteen. Well gonna attack this guy. And he misses Danton. Come on. You can't be missing shit like that. Especially when the enemy's up. Fuck. No, they're all dispersed and they're all right next to each other, so I got two gu I got two guys by Dark Urge and two guys by Danton and Lysel and Astarian. It is Lizel's turn. Man, she's gonna get fucked up here. She can help him. Help him with what? all right. Liza, we're just gonna have to attack these fucks. Do a little bit of Divine spite, maybe no, or thunderous smite. That's just like a bit overkill. Does doing a smite give me no, it's still it's always gonna be a thirty percent chance to hit any of these guys because I have a disadvantage from being muddy. So we're just gonna attack. And that's a mess. we're gonna do divine favor and add it to my weapon. It just sucks that we weren't able to hit on that. It's gonna be this end turn he's coming up. He uses Entangle Anstarian. Alright, Well fuck man. Off handed attack on this guy. 75% chance to hit. That has exploded two of my people. Exploded two of them, and everyone just pretty much got hit for five to five to seven damage. I guess we're just going to attack this ent in front of us as well. 25% chance to hit. Critical miss. Fuck. Falcon A. Dark Urge's turn. He's going to attack. Nine damage. Flourish, seventy five percent chance, off bounds, six. I hit him for thirteen damage, wasn't able to seal the deal. It's his turn, he's going to attack me. Misses Danton's turn. Let's do some healing. Who needs the most healing? We're just gonna heal Danton because he's 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Thank you. Kid the Stranger: surrounded. I bless. Heal myself for six. Healing word. we will heal Lizel. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: They took you. Kid the Stranger: Healed her for seven. we'll end turn. the method summoned another. This guy attacked Danton, hits him for 14. It is Lizel's turn. She has a 42% chance to hit. Killing two of Danton goes down. I cannot help him, but I can do healing radius. Wait, can I move a little? And then do healing radius? So maybe I can heal the starianist too? There we go, yeah. I was able to heal everyone for nine. Dantana's back up. That's all I can do. It is this wood person's turn. He misses on Astarian. Astarian is going to attack with his weapon. 50% chance. Misses. Hits him for one. End turn. Dark Urge. He's going to attack with 45% chance. when I kill something, it gives me the trait invisibility I forgot because of. One of my things. He's going to come up and I get tangled up. we'll use second wind just because I don't know where this battle's gonna go because Dan Tan might go down. Danton is going to heal himself for seven. We love to see it. the wood guy tasks entangle. Lizel casts bless again. She's going to come up and to attack. This guy for 30%. She's really 2026 10 19 04 31 43: No. Kid the Stranger: sucking lately. end turn. The ant attack, Sistarian dealing 14 damage. We're gonna have him attack. Hopefully this muddy No. Fifty percent chance. Damn. I have a difficult d chance to attack because 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Still breathing despite everything. Kid the Stranger: I have a fifty percent chance to hit because I'm in deep water. Grabbing a sip of water here. Alright. We're gonna attack this ent in front of us. Disadvantage. Sixteen percent chance to hit, and I hit with a nineteen. Concentration's broken. Entangled is gone. Thank you. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: comes easy these days. Kid the Stranger: it is now Danton's turn. I'm not sure if Shilleli is activated, but we're gonna put it on and then we're gonna attack. Fifty percent chance to hit 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Go. Kid the Stranger: misses. It's all good. It's the end's turn. He attacks Dark Urge for fifth thirteen damage, I think, or fifteen damage. I wasn't sure. god, Lizel walks. I accidentally moved my Lizel, get an opportunity attack. He just deals seventeen damage to me. Like what the Fuck man. Thirty percent chance to hit. my god, I provoke another opportunity to attack. If it doesn't speak that it's early in the morning, I don't know what does. But I just hit him for twenty damage. That's crazy. well end turn, it's his turn. He uses Entangle. Austarian's turn. Killing this guy. Finally. He's finally dead. End turn. Dark Urge's turn. 40% chance 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Let's go. Kid the Stranger: to hit. Misses. That's all I can do. Danton. We're gonna hit 40% chance. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Go! Kid the Stranger: Danton critically misses. It's the end's turn. He uses Entangle. Alright, Lizelle. Misses. It's the group of the people who miss. we're gonna shoot our bone arrow here. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: you Kid the Stranger: A sneak attack, 40% chance. Hits for six. and we're gonna end turn Dark Urge 16% 2026 10 19 04 31 43: This is worth the cost. Kid the Stranger: chance to hit, misses. End turn, dan. This is the party of misses, 40% 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Sometimes the only way out is through. Kid the Stranger: chance to hit four. End turn, it's the end's turn. He attacks Danton, critical miss. Even he's missing. Seems everyone here's just missing twenty percent chance to hit. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Lizelle just got a fucking point of inspiration for that. Jesus Short Rust, thank you. Astarian 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Time to get going. Keep a blade close. Kid the Stranger: and let's loot these fuckers. Bark. What is this? The woodward shield plus two. man. Anyone who has a shield is gonna be wielding that. Loot the other. wow, there's only one. What about these flying things? They give a little wing. What about this face? Anything in there? Nope. Nope. Alright, there's gotta be some serious loot here. It was too bad these guys didn't want to be our friend or anything. It was like I honestly didn't want to kill him. Wooden chest? The sparkle hands, what's this? On a hit with an unarmed attack, the wearer gains two lightning charges. While imbuing while imbued with light lightning charges, attacks against metal constructs and fo foes wearing metal armor gaining advantage. Well that's pretty good. I might not have unarmed on Dark Urge, but he does get lightning charges from Dashing. So I mean that has potential to be pretty good. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: you Kid the Stranger: It's been marked. Marked with what? Are we able to loot? we are able to loot it. Wood crevice. Why can't I do it? Because I'm entangled. Alright, there we go. Letter to Kaga. Kag. Let's read it. Oldal Oldan has sent word of your progress. I am pleased that the rite of thorns has begun. I depart soon from Cloakwood to Boulders Gate. Should you need further aid from my circle? Now is the time ask. the Emerald Grove the Shadow Druid Domain and it's yours first druid. man. Interesting. Very interesting. Looks like we found some fucking clues about someone being mischievous. come on, get out of the goddamn shit. I'm glad we came here. I'm glad we found some information. That's gonna set some fucking things straight back at camp. Well, back at the town. I'm just wanna search this vase. Ooh, and there's a pile to be dug over here. Thank you, good sir. This is the episode of getting loot and finally going to the goblets. I know we're about halfway through this episode already and we still aren't there. But I promise you guys it's for a good cause. 34 gold, a crystal, fire amber, dried pork, water, dried sausage, salami, cheese, salami. Vase, anything? All these vases and nothing. Alright, alright, alright. I think we are finally making our way to the goblins now. So you guys can stop worrying. But we are currently just walking through some wood area. There is a chest here or a wood crate. It's got nothing of use really in there. Ooh, disarming traps and thieves tools. Thank you very much. Alright, let's go to the damn map. And there's some more hidden blacked out areas, but we're going to back to the blighted village. Thank you very much. We have travelled. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: a few moments later. Kid the Stranger: man, I was hoping there we go. We're back into the blo into the blighted village. let's see if we're going the right way here. Just make sure to look at the map. Alright, we are we are headed on the way. My Katsuko is coming over here, he thinks it's time to eat. This stinky guy. But it is not time to eat, unfortunately. Alright, we're just kinda like walking through the forest. man. Alright, so on the left side we got this bridge with some burning smoke coming off of it, and the right side, which is kind of like a cliff's edge. Ooh. This gives us a nice little vantage point. and there's a digging thing 2026 10 19 04 31 43: It's curious. Kid the Stranger: up here. Well you love to see that. Alright, so there is We've made it to the fucking goblin camp, ladies and gentlemen. We've been talking about it for four, five, six episodes now and we've done it. I can actually see the goblins. It's like a nice little town with a waterfall. This place is beautiful. Alright, let's go. Into camp we go. I should probably be darker just in case for some any cool dialogue options. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: of my mind and well in it. Kid the Stranger: We'll probably like end up killing everybody. We're gonna save the game. You save, save make sure you guys are drinking water out there. But I just want to say thank you guys again for hanging out with me. man. I don't know why that shit has smoke coming off of it and there was no fire. But we have made it to the goblin camp. So we got a left side. Defeat the goblins, open the journal. Well, Ooh, wait, Danton. can we cast Speak with the Animal? Do be Danton in this? 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Look it, Klaue. Sapper's here. Kid the Stranger: No, we're Dark Erge. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Unless you got another reason to be here. Fek shite. Kid the Stranger: So we got a a goblin here with the warg. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: As the symbol glows, power courses through you. Authority. Kid the Stranger: Yeah, I am the damn. I'm looking for someone named Helsin, Ilithid Wisdom, Staniside, Fighter, Intimidation. You offer my s to offer my sword to your boss. You can be my first demonstration if you like. Nature, glossy coat of the animal. Does she belong to the Nordlin Wartog family? Deception. Your leader summons me. Detect thought. Read the goblin's mind. Holy shit, that's just a lot of options. All right, let's see. Class, nature. Let's do this nature one. I wanna talk about the this animal. And Danton, give me some guidance. We gotta be to ten here. That is an eighteen. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: did you know? Dumb as a rock, but world class at tearing the folks out of wee ones, she is. Rest of her litter's inside in the pens. Beautiful beasts. Kid the Stranger: I've never seen a pack up close, always wanted to. She looks fierce. Is she battle tested? I've never seen a pack up close, always wanted to. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Be a shame if you came all this way without having a look. But I can't let you pass just like that. Celebrating a raid we are. You'll need to wear our war colors. It's Kid the Stranger: And what is that? 2026 10 19 04 31 43: nice to have a this across the mug ought to do it. Kid the Stranger: you can't be serious. why not? Got any designs in mind? Athletic scoop up the warm dung and fling it at Oloch's face. my god. Why not? Got any designs? Alright, fuck it. If we just gotta put shit on her face to get in here Do we do it? Does that stooping too low? I don't know. why not? You got any designs in mind? 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Whatever calls you! Kid the Stranger: Grimace and Jew, what you have to do, smear the dung across your face. It's not your first time. Wink. Gather the dung and fling it at the four guards. Absolutely not. What to do, gentle ladies and gentlemen, what to do here? Do I wanna fight these guys? I don't I don't wanna fight these guys quite yet. Alright, I'll smear it across my face, I guess. I can't believe I'm about to put shit in my face. Lysel and Astarian disapprove. my god. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: You did it! You stupid idiot! Go on, mate. Enjoy the festivities. You earned it. Kid the Stranger: Jesus, I can't believe I just put shit on my face. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: dedication. Kid the Stranger: goddamn. What's going on with my character? He's got like all this pink shit going on. War paint. Am I able to Look at Am I able to look at my abilities somehow? Well, damn, it's not showing Okay. that's how you fucking alright, sorry guys. I was just kind of fucking with some of the controls here. Damn, I really want to know what this fucking war paint does. It's whatever. Alright, we are into the fucking goblin camp. that shit was guidance around my character. Alright, we are in. We are into camp. So what we got on the left side? We got some goblins kinda over here just chilling, drinking. and then on the left side over here it looks like we kind of got a tunnel this looks like a way we could have snuck in. It's fine. It's fine that we didn't sneak. But we can go talk to these guys here and see what's up. We got three goblins kind of just chilling. Yeah, let's talk to this guy. Warlock Tud. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Looking at a future true soul you are. Boss Ragslin says I'm next in line. Kid the Stranger: really? Am I able to loot here? No, I can't. I can't. But they are drunk. Let's see. behind these guys there's like some type of path. So maybe there's like a secret way into this camp. So we're gonna see what's what's this way. Survival fail. Whoa. All our characters are kinda coming down on the ground. And like my head is pounding. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Yeah you Kid the Stranger: What the fuck is this? 2026 10 19 04 31 43: is irresistible. You recognize the overwhelming authority that you've used on others, only infinitely stronger. Your vision clouds, leaving you in a dark, featureless shadowscape. Nothingness in every direction. Then there Kid the Stranger: Alright, my character's just like kind of well. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: are three figures before you. An armored male elf exuding power and command. A handsome younger man with a quick, smile and a pale young woman with even paler eyes. These are my chosen. They speak. aimed their search for the weapon and you will be worthy to stand beside them in The visions fade Kid the Stranger: Interesting. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: and the voice falters as a strange energy swells around you. The many-sided artifact. Somehow you understand it's repelling the presence. Kid the Stranger: Or we're all kinda just like in the camp. My characters just kinda have his mouth open, just like looking around, like, What the hell? man. Artifacts and dark or just 2026 10 19 04 31 43: The voice is quelled. The artifact's doing. Kid the Stranger: That voice, those visions, what just happened. Examine the artifact. Put the artifact. That voice, those visions, what just happened. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: answer presents itself. The artifact is dormant. The voice and visions are gone. Kid the Stranger: Interesting. Well damn, alright, what is this way? Mountain Pass And then there's something to loot here. I think Mountain Pass is where we leave is when we leave the area. My baby Oakley is here trying to say hello. A grease bottle. That's it. And some rotten fucking cheese. Well damn. All right, we're heading We're heading back. Heading back to camp. We are heading back to the goblin camp to go and see what we got. Alright, so heading into the camp, it seems like it almost looks like some type of like citadel that's looks like a stone bridge with like two stone towers. we can go left or right. Like right, I s I'm assuming sneaking in, but we got the all clear, so we're just gonna go straight in. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Sounds like they've captured themselves a bard. Kid the Stranger: it's the guy from fucking the Grove. But yeah, coming in, they got a red handprint with the skull. It's pretty dope. And they got the guy in the middle of 2026 10 19 04 31 43: You're just a bitch! Kid the Stranger: the camp. we have a traitor. We have a traitor, ladies and gentlemen, already porked. There's a bunch of shit. my god, there's a little baby owl bear here. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: new age is dawning with goblins and trust Kid the Stranger: my god. The poor little babe. Everyone's here getting drunk. all right, let's fucking go to this trader. Grat the trader and sell some shit. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: You look like you got something jingling in your pocket. Looking to spend it? Kid the Stranger: let's see what do you have. This guy's got five hundred and twenty-four. so you know what we might actually just do this off screen, honestly. Yes sir, yes sir, yes 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Get moving. I've got other custom Kid the Stranger: sir. Alright, let's hit a save and start talking to people and getting some stuff. Let's save Volvo though. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: New Age is dawning with covenants and trust! Kid the Stranger: Let's see what's going on here. Talk to him. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: with fragilist crown and with scepter a braid draw rag's length short work of the inn caper made the inn burnt to ash the captives were many goblet kind had reduced them to cowering filfany so raise it the old goblets and drain them with pride Draw Ragslan! The true soul had led you collide! Kid the Stranger: Man, this guy's he's not too terrible at freestyle. give him your raft attempt. Bravo Boo, get off the stage. I'll say bravo. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Who's that? Friend of yours? You up to summon? certainly not! What are Kid the Stranger: Jesus. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: you doing? I'm busy here! You lying! To you? Kid the Stranger: No goblin, we're not lying. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Never! Let's continue our ballad. Drawraxlin! Drawraxlin! I am... Drawraxlin! Dumpchus! Drawraxlin! Kid the Stranger: This goblin's pissed. She's looking at me. my god, hopefully he doesn't die. If I just got this guy killed I'm be pissed. I'll have to go back and save. God. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Wait! Draw Raxlin, we pray, we... Come on, Pidgeon. Back to your cage. Now look what you've Kid the Stranger: man 2026 10 19 04 31 43: done. Kid the Stranger: God Poor guy 2026 10 19 04 31 43: I mean Kid the Stranger: let's see where she brings him. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: that smells delicious Kid the Stranger: she's going up there and grabbing him. my god, she just pushed him. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: it can fly Kid the Stranger: Someone took a ring, you heard that in the distance? 2026 10 19 04 31 43: to that. Kid the Stranger: Interesting. she's taking him on the inside. Full fuck. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: See ya. Kid the Stranger: We'll go s darn it. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: You guys! Kid the Stranger: Ooh, booze tub. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Yeah! Kid the Stranger: This sharp eye mirror just talking to me. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Here's to the best Senator there is! Booze! Kid the Stranger: Alright, interesting, interesting. there's some ogres over here. There's a lot of goblins here. Let's have Danton come up 2026 10 19 04 31 43: But... Kid the Stranger: and talk to this owl ba owl bear cub. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Now, you look like a tough one, but have you got smart skills, guts? Kid the Stranger: All that and more. if you got a point, why don't you get to it? Yeah, if you have a point, why don't you get to it? 2026 10 19 04 31 43: hang about do ya? Maybe that serves you well out fighting beasties but this and that. This... this is chicken chasing. Kid the Stranger: Well for starters that's no chicken. That's an owl bear. Chicken chasing what? I have better things to do than chase poultry. Chicken chasing what? 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Only the greatest game since eggs sprouted legs, mate. You just gotta chase the chicken round the course and through the posts. But that ain't all. Gotta do it quick and alone. Any of your mates step in, you lose. Time runs out, you lose. Sound easy? It ain't. Better contenders than you've been breasted by the bird. Kid the Stranger: Alright, you know this is cruel. You know that's an owl bear, right? seems easy enough, sounds fun. Count me in. That's cruel. Seems easy enough. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: fancy yourself, do you? Care to pin that claim down with some coin? Kid the Stranger: I have no desire to gamble. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: then you don't wanna play. This game ain't for rattle guts that don't believe in their selves. Kid the Stranger: Alright, what's what's leave, what's leave, what's leave. Can I I want him to play the game. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: You look like a toughen, but and you're gonna need Kid the Stranger: yes, all that and more. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: it mates this Kid the Stranger: well for s sounds fun, count me in. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: fun besides we gotta agree stakes before we begin don't Kid the Stranger: come on, let's make a real wager three hundred. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: we Kid the Stranger: Let's make a real wager three hundred. What if I lose here though? 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Cocky, Maybe you've got the skill to back it up. Or maybe I'm about to make a heap of coin. Let's get a crowd going and find out, Kid the Stranger: jeez. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Bye. Kid the Stranger: jeez, hopefully I didn't fuck this up. But I got the gethlanky jump, so 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Go on, get in close. Chase! Kid the Stranger: we're chasing 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Let's make it interesting, Kid the Stranger: I don't even understand what I'm doing. man, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How do I turn base mode? Holy fuck. Alright, now I kinda get it. We gotta get him through. We gotta get through. Maybe I can do like a talk with animal wh we're middle of fighting. I gotta have that spell somewhere. who has the spells? I think it's Lizelle. Speak with animal? Speak with dad? Anyone have speak with animal? Nobody's got it. Alright, maybe I could do a push. Can I push you? I cannot push. End turn. End turn, intern, ent turn. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Still in control. Just. Kid the Stranger: Alright, hopefully we can get win this chase. Okay, maybe we don't do turn based mode. Come on. Animal handling, Neil animal handling. Gotta be the ton here. Me loff, fork it, failure. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: You're going down. Come here. Kid the Stranger: my goodness. The question is do we fucking rerun it or what? man, that was horrible. I can't believe we lost that. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: I'd like mate told you it weren't as easy as it looks Kid the Stranger: Let's play again. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: That's the spirit. Now show me the coin. Alright then, here we go! Kid the Stranger: Here, here's another thirty. All right, we got it this time. Come on, let's go. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: Let's make it interesting, Kid the Stranger: Shaw. come on. Come on, let's go, you fucker. my goodness, did I just lose it? Becking him closer. Come on. my god, please. I just lost more. This is fucked. Ladies and gentlemen, I have lost again. I I cannot get this goddamn owl bear through the posts. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: That's it, I'm done. Kid the Stranger: man, ladies and gentlemen, we we have failed miserably. Complete utter failure. I honestly don't even know what to say. 2026 10 19 04 31 43: I'm done. Kid the Stranger: man, I thought I thought Wow. Alright, ladies and gentlemen. Well that is all that there is for this episode. Thank you guys so much for coming to hang out. Honestly, that was kind of rough. I'm I might honestly go back in this save just because I'm down fucking 360 and I'm a sort of loser. So yeah, till fucking next time. Thank you guys for hanging out with me and till next time. See ya.