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Yokel Chords (S18E14) · Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)

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  This week we're Here's the review episode j ABF zero nine. It is a
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  Yocal Chords Iron Dando and I am guy me pleasantly surprised, Mate. I
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  posted in the Patreon today, I'm like, going into this episode, I
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  was like, it's about the sparkle of children. I was like, and
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  everyone knows my disdain for I don't hate Cletus, I just hate the way
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  he's being used lately, right, the overused and just I'm not a huge
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  fan, kind of like side shoe melt. And I watched it and I
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  got to the end and I went hot, Diggity Dan. That was the
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  best episode of the season so far. I had a lot of fun with
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  it. I enjoyed it very much. And I have a I suspect why
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  that might be the case. Why is that not a whole lot of cleans
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  the thing is and when they did use him. Besides, at the very
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  start, it was like rich Cletus. It was like a different version of
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  Cli. Yes, yeah, it's corrupted Cletus. You know, it's sort
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  of blinded by the wealth. Yeah, which is a bit of a bit
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  of a cliche, but also pretty funny. Yeah. Yeah. But the
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  fact that it focused on the kids mostly and fleshed out the kids to some
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  degree, game a little bit of character, gave the names, you know,
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  it was great. It was that it didn't focus. As Lisa points
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  out, the metagag of this show, you know, perpetuates the stance of
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  all hillbillies. What is that yogls a hicks? There's a term, she
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  says, the exact words, what is it here? This show just perpetuates
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  that all yogals are hicks? Right, and then there's a pause. I
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  could have done me that the pause, we got it, but you know
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  whatever, I liked that and what it made me realize, wait a minute,
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  what they're doing here is the kids aren't idiots. No, no,
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  they've just been victims of their situation. They have been well neglected to some
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  degree. And the second that they get sort of introduced to culture that they're
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  fine, they're not normally can't give them opportunities. Yeah, and I thought
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  the setup was very clever as well, like we know they're there, but
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  we can't let them in because the grades are going then further, I just
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  I enjoyed every aspect of this episode, even the second plot with Bart.
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  I thought the opening act was very fun, dark Stanley and everything. Well,
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  that was great. Let's not jump ahead to our favorite bits. Yeah,
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  yeah, there was a lot to enjoy this episode, including a cavalcade
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  of guest stars all used perfectly. They were indeed, and I mean Meg
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  Ryan. I didn't realize was make Ryan, nor did I, but you
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  knew it was somebody though. Yes, all the while I'm listening going this
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  is a very familiar voice and a voice that I like a whole lot.
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  Yeah, because your power guy. Here was card carrying Meg Ryan fanboy.
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  I imagine you being like a when Harry met Sally. Is that what she's
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  in? Yes? Yeah? And what was the other slips in Seattle?
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  And You've Got You've Got Mail was the big one. When I was a
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  kid, it was like everyone talked about because emails. What this new fandagle
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  thing? You've got me? It's funny that that is, you know.
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  At the time, it was like, oh, yeah, there's this crazy
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  thing called the Internet and you can send letters vibe. You just have to
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  get to www dot and poor little books was going to get crushed by big
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  borders bookstores. I remember writing ages Girls, like they really should make a
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  sequel to You've Got Mail, where Meg Ryan has set up like an online
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  e bookstore that puts Tom Haiks's borders out of me business. Because it's such
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  a movie of its time, but you watch it now and it's just so
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  charming. It really is. I mean that's the magic of Nora Efron,
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  who wrote and directed it. Yeah, but I mean she knows how to
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  make just great romantic comedies. And even if the trappings do feel like this
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  is the most nineteen ninety eight that you can get it's still like still it's
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  still work. I mean, it's it's a remaking classic nineteen forties movie as
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  well, Is it really which one? It's called The Shop around the Corner
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  with Jimmy Stewart, not You've got Penn, You've got Mara, You've you've
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  got more, You've got smoke signals. Yeah, but no hearing. I
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  felt bad that I didn't recognize it was Meg Ryan. But that's the beauty
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  of it that I was almost kind of like, is it Susan Sarandon?
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  Is it Michelle fiv It was like one of those many women that guy had
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  a crush on, But then seeing that it was Meg Ryan, who was
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  I should say still is because you know she's still making movies. She actually
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  she directed the film with David d'cavny that came out not long ago. I
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  think it's called What Happens Next and sort of like a bit of a rom
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  common as well. Why does that happen now? Where stars who were so
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  huge in like the nineties, they're still making movies but you don't really hear
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  about them anymore. I know, notice get sort of replaced or yeah,
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  I mean the theory that they are basically eight different face types. But Holloiano
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  still making moves. Everyone talks about Keiano. There are still people like Tom
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  Hanks, Tom Hank Pieles talking about Tom Hanks. I do, yeah,
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  I mean I think you've got to be fairly savvy and how you play the
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  game. Yeah, sadly there's a bit of sexism as well. True.
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  I mean, you know, I've bember Sandra Bullock, well, Santra Bullicks
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  still doing very well. But what movies was she in recently? Like big,
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  big, the last one I remember the biggest one was like the the
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  Space one with Clooney. She did one called The Lost City with Channing Tatum
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  not long ago, okay, and she's like Channing Tatum, not sounding Tatum.
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  Is her love interest? Sounds like a video game movie. Yeah,
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  it's very much like a romance in the Stone kind of rip off. Okay,
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  It's not great, but it's fun and she's good in it, and
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  it made a ship ton of money. I mean, so, I mean
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  good for her. Yeah, she's doing very very well. Yes, I
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  love Sandra Bullock, love it well. I love Meg Ryan and I loved
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  her in this. I thought she did a very good job, but not
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  just Meg Ryan. No, you've got the late great musical theater genius Stevenson.
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  I wish, I wish it was the late Andy Dick. I just
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  love it. One of my favorite bits. And I'll just jump ahere because
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  I'll tell you the rest of my movies. But one of my friends like,
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  yeah, everybody hates Andy Dick. I was surprised they had him on
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  though, I know, given the history with philm Yeah. I was like,
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  wow, he actually I thought, okay, the perking find Andy Dick.
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  I was like, no, he voiced it. Yeah, really wow.
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  I was surprised by that too. Man, if only John Lovets was
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  on board as well, made me in the same episode, and I was
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  surprised. You're looking at the closing credits to see all the all the guest
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  voices that Patterson was in it. James James Patterson was in it, and
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  Peter Bogdanovich. Yeah, another another late Hollywood great. Explained why it was
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  so great. He's came here here. Yeah, well he's playing the psycholarist
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  or psychia psychiatrist of Meg Ryan's character, who's also a doctor Samson. Yeah,
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  yeah, and one of his because it was Swanson Swanson, not Samson
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  Swanson Swanson. Yeah. Yeah. He was primarily known as a filmmaker,
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  but he also branched out into acting, and one of his last roles was
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  playing the therapist of Doctor Melphi Tony Sopranos therapist, the therapist on the sopran
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  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, so he was riffing on that a bit.
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  Yeah yeah, So I don't know. It's just seemed like a very thoughtful
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  episode. And I think both both of you and I tend to like musical
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  episodes. Yeah, and this had a bunch of good songs in it,
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  and he wrote the Willly one. Michael Price wrote this episode, the Wily
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  episode. That's right, you your new best Bard. So spoiler Michael Price
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  has agreed to come on the podcast early next year. So forget that on
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  the feed looks like it's getting replaced. I was just like, I watched
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  this and I was like, I think, at this go home, because
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  he's another Carolyn de Meine write all the best episodes of the recent season.
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  So because he did Mummy Beers where they replaced Mo's Bar with the pub,
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  that's right, that was a really good episode as well. And he's written
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  a handful of great one I did. You did a really good job with
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  this one. The director also did a good job, and we're talking about
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  that a little later on. But yeah, otherwise, what else is happening
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  in the world, I mean your world, I mean leading up to Christmas?
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  Are all extremely busy and stressed. Well, you know, here's the
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  thing. I was stressed out this morning because usually here on a when they
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  were recording this on the thirteenth of December to twenty twenty three, normally Wednesdays
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  are my child free day. And then a couple of days ago, Mom
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  was like, would you mind having the kids from like eleven till two because
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  ive got a Christmas lunch? And I was like, fucking Christmas lunches,
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  all right, no worries, I watch the kids. I watch the kids
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  anyway. So then now that she calls up, she's like, would you
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  mind if it's just oldaggs, I've got a Christmas dinner? And I was
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  like, you know what, No, don't you go double up? No?
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  No, no, no, no no. Basically she was like,
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  okay, I'll come back and get on. I'm like, yes you shall.
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  So Mum rocked up at ten thirty, not eleven. So I wasn't
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  quite ready and the house was still messy and the kids. I had tidy
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  something like some of the house up. The kids got in and went,
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  oh, I see you've cleaned this house up, Dad, Well, I
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  asked Nikola. No, shit took like ten minutes. Boom. I was
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  just you know, when the house is a mess and you just feel erratic
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  because your house is a mess, Yes, yeah, it's yeah. The
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  external situation is reflecting your internal one. Because I've been very relaxed, a
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  lot more relaxed lately than I have been in recent years, because I tend
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  to keep the house as clean as possible. And when I walk out Dan,
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  it's just clean. I'm like, this is nice. You know,
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  it's nice. And I cleaned up this morning and I walked out there and
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  the kids just gone. Anyway, they're pouring dirt into the pool. Anyway.
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  What happened was I opened up my emails on my lunch break and I
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  saw It's Wicked Wednesday, and I was like, oh, yes, please.
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  We always got on his podcast about how physical media is dying. But
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  then when you see you know, two for forty and then an extra ten
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  percent off on top of that, twenty thirty percent off on top of that,
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  because there's twenty percent special on top of the two for forty and then
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  you throw it Actually a week a Wednesday, so this is JB Hi Fi
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  here and Geelong and I was like, I know, I'm going to go
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  into the store and I'm going to buy me some physical media today. I
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  cannot wait. Once we finished recording this podcast, Dando was going to do
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  this. Guy has already You've already been Oh yeah, guys, like I'm
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  working today, I can't do the podcast early. Meanwhile, I don't think
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  that I was Yeah anyway, yeah, because you know it's Wednesday, which
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  is Dan. Every time he's about to start the store, he's robbery's hands
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  together. He's so excited. I've got multiple reasons to be excited. I'll
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  tell you why. First of all, you know Dan, I was saying,
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  you know, Wednesday is his child free day, you know day,
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  my childhood free life, every day. The lovely Luise and I went down
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  to the coastal town of Lawn, Crystal Shire. Yeah, very nice part
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  of the world. You know. We did a nice look walk along the
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  beach, had steak for dinner, fell asleep at the stand of the ocean.
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  It was so lovely last night. It was really nice. It was
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  very nice. But we had to come back in early. But while we
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  were down there, we were discussing Christmassy things, including you know who's getting
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  who for what? You know, we're in the Davis family, there's a
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  lot of us were Catholic. We do a Chris Kringle kind of dealer.
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  It's like, okay, we hate the Chris Kringles. Well because my mom's
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  side, my mum wasn't, but my mum's brother was like Christian and like
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  they've fallen like very very Christian. Man. They always just did because there's
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  so many kids, we'll just do a Chris Kringle and I'm like, what
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  from every word, get one good present? They were good. That was
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  the problem. I'm sure they went, well, that's if you're a little
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  if you're a little person, I mean not like a little person as in
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  listen to our jingle all the Way podcast folk, if little people get ragged
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  on by guy and everyone. Sorry, not really. They weren't ragged on,
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  but believe me they won't. If you're a kid, yeah, they
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  would all get presents. But once you were a grown up, once you
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  hit eighteen, it's like, okay, you're grown up. You're in the
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  Chris groom. Now you get one gift from one person, and you buy
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  one gift for one person, and Lou's family is doing it this year as
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  well, and I'm like, I don't want to chance this. I'm too
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  old to give it in crap gifts. So I said to Lou, Okay,
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  who's buying for me? And who am I buying for? Because so
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  she know everyone? Yeah, yeah, well she was plowing the names out
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  of the yes. I said, I want to make sure that I get
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  what I want, so, you know, don't get me some relative or
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  I can't say, all right, I want this. She's fixed it.
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  Yeah, And then I said, just to make sure. Okay, so
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  the price limit is this, Okay, I'm going to get Oppenheimer on four
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  K because JB is having a sale and I can get you know, it'll
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  be just the right price. And then lose saying, oh Lou's got a
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  fit bit lose very Apple. I am, Samsung, I am, but
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  I'm like, I'm reaching that age where I think I need to know my
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  pulse rate at all times, my bi rhythms, all that kind of stuff.
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  Yeah, it's a wonderful time to be alive that you have a watch
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  that tells you how well you're sleeping or not in my case, and I'm
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  like, maybe I should hurry up and join the twenty first centuries. I'm
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  like, yeah, maybe I'll get one of those. Is it true that
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  if you jacket, we're in one of those that thinks he's done steps when
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  you haven't. Let's find out. Tune in in twenty twenty four as yeah,
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  guy busts a few mites not to mention enough, but as if by
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  magic, by a wonderful unified theory of forfing a discount coincidence, the email
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  hits the inbox, having a big sale only Samsung watches was about eight hundred
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  and fifty dollars down to four hundred and twenty. You add the ten percent
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  of it's under four hundred dollars. I'm like, wow, loo, I'm
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  gonna go and tomorrow I'm gonna pick that up. I'm gonna give it to
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  you. You can wrap it up, give it back to me. I'll
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  unwrap it. What a thoughtful gift. I'm doing this across the board.
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  I did this yesterday. You're doing the biggest shit anting grid on your face.
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  What a wonderful gift. My girlfriend is so thoughtful. But I did
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  this yesterday as well. I went into Dan Murphy's. I found myself a
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  nice bottle of single malt whiskey, and I got in touch with my my
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  brother in law. She's my niece, my nephew in law. I guess
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  yeah, my sister's daughter's husband is buying from me in the in the Davis
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  Chris Kringle, I said, Ricky, I'm coming to see you tomorrow with
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  a bottle of whiskey. It is not for you, it is for me.
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  Wrap it up and give it to me. Oh, if you've ruined
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  the surprise, Yes, but I have gained satisfaction in getting exactly what I
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  want. Some people are very much like opening up their presence. Woll a
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  new pair of sucks. This is wonderful, thank you, Whereas I'm like,
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  I've got exactly what I want. That's only because he's sleeping with the
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  boss. That now, that is part one of Guys' Adventures in Retail,
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  Part two, and this is an ongoing saga that is about to reach its
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  wonderful climax. Not unlike when you jacket. We're in the fitbit. Regular
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  listeners to the show will be aware of guys' adventures in the Amazon where he
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  purchased a pair of jeans that somewhere got lost. A triple threat, a
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  triple threat, and I was going for the triple crown of you know,
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  I got the refund, I got a little extra credit on top of that,
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  and I don't know, maybe one day the jenes would come to me.
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  I was not hopeful about the third, but then that damn book arrived.
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  That book arrived. You know what I wanted. This is not the
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  this is not the page. I did order this, but at the same
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  time this is and then I paid for I felt like a sucker. I
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  had all but given up hope that I was going to get these jeans.
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  And then last time I'm looking on Amazon, let's just check the order situation,
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  because it had just been packages left the carrier and that was it,
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  like this could be anywhere, and then packages landed in New South Wales.
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  Packages left the New South Wales thing and gone somewhere else. I go onto
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  another side, gone somewhere else, and I'm like, where where? But
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  then package arrived in Orlane, nor lane as in geelong as in not far
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  from my house, go and get it now, and no or just before
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  I left to come here and record this. I mean, I was almost
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  going to say, Dana, it's great fun recording with you face to face,
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  but I've got an email saying this package is going to arrive today.
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  I'll go and record it and when I go home there'll be a little treat
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  hopefully. So anyways, Jeff's like they delivered it bad, big daddy,
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  jazzy jazzy Jeff b give. This is like worthy of like some slow social
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  media TikTok video. You've give somehow pulled off the impossible. I have him
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  there, You've got a refund, extra money, and the gift. I
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  feel like Danny Ocean. So anyway, that's that's. I mean, people
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  are listening to this car Okay, guy, you bought some stuff and you
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  actually got it great. Well, I'm like, I'm feeling pretty good about
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  that by it. They Jeff gave it to you. Jeff gave it.
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  Jeff pays you for these jeans. That's I got. I got free jeans
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  and thirty dollars in store credit. Yeah, listen, thirty dollars I thought
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  it was five dollars extra. No, that was the gift card that I
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  never got. Oh, I thought was only so you got thirty dollars.
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  Yeah, the refund and thirty dollars as well. I got sixty dollars refund
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  and then thirty dollars credit. Holy shit, I paid sixty dollars for a
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  pair of jeans that is normal about one hundred and sixty. Then I got
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  that sixty dollars back, and then they gave me another thirty bucks those jeans
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  for the Chris Kringle. This guy fucking spent one hundred and sixty bucks and
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  a Chris cre lizays, I'm sure there are someone who out there who have
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  beat the system in a similar fashion. It's like me in my kfc apack.
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  That's great, and then they fucked me over and they stopped doing it.
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  I should just kept it a secret. I know the PEPSI Max think.
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  I had to work that time as well, and they got in the
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  machine. Oh that's right, put two dollars in to give you a refund.
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  That's so good. When you just find little loop and you want to
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  tell someone, But if I tell someone that it'll spread. And I was
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  like I had that gone for like three months, and I was like,
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  what a deal? And I'm like, I'm gonna tell someone, and I
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  told someone and then it was just that was that was Have you seen there
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  are new Pepsi Max flavors floating at random amount, like creamy soda one for
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  like what is now? Really? Yeah, Crimya has been for ages and
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  the cherry one yeah really yeah. Oh I didn't know that forever. Oh.
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  I feel like an idiot. I just came up in my socials like
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  the other day. It's like, I like creamy Suray Pepsi Max. You
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  know who else likes that? Dann, I'm gonna tell them. It's gonna
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  make him sad. And of course he's looking at me like you chump.
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  But that's that's enough adventures in retail and purchasing and scams and funds and whatnot.
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  Should we talk about the Simpsons? Yes, before we get to our
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  you say Z or Z? I tend to say Z. I should say
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  Z. That's Z for some reason. I don't know why. Anyway,
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  Well, now we're going to start doing the whole garage garage thing. Yeah,
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  let's do that. That's not we'll We'll never talk about yocal cords.
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  My favorite mister davis favorite moment's from this episode because I had several. As
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  I mentioned, everybody hates Andy Dick. That was good fun. I just
• 19:26
  love the little sometime bit. He looks so happy to be there and be
• 19:30
  happy to well, first of all, give the kids a really, you
• 19:33
  know, excellent song with themes and motifs and all the team most known for
• 19:38
  look, he wrote a bunch of stuff for Broadway, not Cats, Not
• 19:41
  Cats. However, now he's not an Andrew Lloyd Webber kind of guy for
• 19:45
  some reason. As someone who grew up in the nineties, Andrew Lloyd Webber
• 19:48
  apparently he was like a huge success because he was the arch nemesis of mister
• 19:52
  Sheffield on The Nanny Oh. He was always compared to like Andrew Lober h
• 19:56
  Andrew Lloyd Webber's got the new He'd passed on something and Andrew Loyd web if
• 20:00
  it would take it, and then he'd become a success as a Levandro was
• 20:03
  the fan of the opera. Yeah did they delay miss I'm not too sure,
• 20:07
  but I'm pretty sure like cats used to always get ship on the Nanny.
• 20:11
  Maybe I'm remembering wrong, but I'm pretty sure, like probably. I
• 20:14
  mean, it's it was incredibly popular and it's still sort of going to this
• 20:17
  day. The film was terrible, right, film was absolutely That's what I'm
• 20:18
  thinking of. Yeah, And I mean I remember seeing a production of Cats
• 20:22
  here in Geelong about ten to fifteen years ago, and I don't think I've
• 20:26
  ever seen this. It's kind of garbage. You know. There's just a
• 20:30
  bunch of people in cat outfits sort of prancing around and saying I've got multiple
• 20:34
  names and you've never seen it? Okay, didna? I don't. It's
• 20:40
  kind of shit. The Star Wars Christmas Special. Never watch it? Never?
• 20:44
  Well, we could do a commentary of it. Oh, that's right,
• 20:45
  we did say that. I think we were talking about if we like
• 20:48
  get massive, I really draw an influx or something, Well, we'll post
• 20:53
  a thing about it. Because I rewatched the first twenty minutes of it the
• 20:56
  other day just to get a sort of a bit of a flashback, and
• 20:59
  I was like, oh, boy, guy, but you were right though.
• 21:03
  Harrison Ford is in a lot a lot of it, and he's like,
• 21:07
  it's a mini little story. Yeah, like him and Schewbaco are Giant
• 21:10
  fining the Millennium Falcon and shit they are bros. Yeah, but yeah,
• 21:15
  what else did you enjoy for this episode? Yeah? Yeah, just going
• 21:17
  on about some Time. Yeah, I mean, he's kind of I think
• 21:19
  he's kind of regarded as one of the guys who really legitimized Broadway musical theater.
• 21:26
  I don't know a whole lot about him, but he passed away a
• 21:27
  few years ago, and there's this great docco for Austraians. It's on Foxtel
• 21:33
  or on Binge called six By some Time, and it sort of gives you
• 21:34
  an indication to his life and his art and all that kind of stuff.
• 21:37
  And he just seemed like a really cool dude. Very he was. He
• 21:41
  was a big fan of Parker and Stone. Oh wow. He wrote to
• 21:44
  them when they did either Team America or Bigger Longer and un Captain and said,
• 21:48
  do you guys really know how to do this? And I think they
• 21:51
  returned the favor because they did. I think you may have mentioned this.
• 21:52
  Yeah, they did a bunch of sometimes stuff and like I think there was
• 21:56
  an episode where Randy was going to a bar and it was like a typical
• 22:00
  sort of sports bar full of bros. Except they're all sort of reciting sometimes
• 22:03
  lyrics saw each other like but being really dudish about it, and it was
• 22:07
  very very funny. But yeah, sometimes I think Rode Parker and Sown and
• 22:11
  said, yeah, you guys are legitimately good at this. So if you
• 22:14
  want to collaborate on something, let me know, which is kind of like
• 22:15
  being touched by God if you if you write musical theater or you write musical
• 22:19
  cabaret. So just the way they presented him in this, and I get
• 22:23
  the feeling this is how song I might actually be in real life. You
• 22:26
  just have to be like, you know, he gets the no peppy vamp,
• 22:30
  but he's like this peppy vamps actually pretty. I should write it,
• 22:32
  but I should ride that buzz colored with Lemon weird Lemon. That's it.
• 22:37
  I just so gold was I just had the porter that was so good it
• 22:40
  made me very happy. Lemon Lemon. That was great. There's so many
• 22:45
  great moments in this. I thought there really were. I'm going to let
• 22:48
  you tell talk about most of them, but I think the thing that I
• 22:51
  probably enjoyed the most would be the whole dark Stanley animated son. How it's
• 22:55
  awesome. Was that that was Monkey's music playing, well, Monkey's music playing,
• 22:59
  which is really creepy, unsettling music and fit this perfectly, fit magnificently.
• 23:03
  But the animation style was I should have looked up. I don't know
• 23:07
  if it's a direct reference to anything or if it's in the style of anyone
• 23:11
  in particular. So the musical number that plays during Bart's telling of Dark Stanley
• 23:15
  is Sweet Punta or Punta del Esta, a song composed by Argentine composer Astor
• 23:22
  Piazzola. The song is also fettioned the movie Twelve Monkeys. There's nothing about
• 23:26
  the visuals, but it looks I kind of get like coraling vibes from it
• 23:30
  a bit like that, Yeah, yeah, Or it looks too specific,
• 23:33
  doesn't It does? Very yeah, very individual style thinking for some reason.
• 23:38
  You know, the books where the wild Things are and in the kitchen bits
• 23:41
  of Maurice Sendak sketchy. Yeah, but I just sort of looked horrifying it
• 23:47
  did. And I just love the legend of us ghost story, you know,
• 23:49
  it's really good. We're talking about on the Fog review that we did
• 23:53
  starting off with the ghost stories, Like what better way to set up a
• 23:56
  horror movie than a fucking ghost story. Correct, and like Bart is telling,
• 23:59
  I'm just like and the legends sort of growing in the school yard.
• 24:02
  I'm like, this is exactly what happens. Fantastic. So they were my
• 24:04
  favorite, my main favorite bits from Yoca Gords. I'm sure there were gonna
• 24:08
  others that are gonna come up as we talk with it. I can't believe
• 24:11
  you didn't mention the kitchen contact lenses. It was I just thought there were
• 24:18
  so many gags that just felt like I was watching classic Simpsons, but that,
• 24:22
  for example, just felt like some Australias like season four. Also the
• 24:25
  lead after that, it's like I've heard about people like you. No,
• 24:30
  I mean a joker. That's all right, very good, very very good.
• 24:37
  I'll hear the animation of Bart story. Oh my god, how fucking
• 24:41
  good was she? Like this guy loves the act. I was like,
• 24:45
  oh shit, this is awesome. It's a great work around for that kind
• 24:48
  of Yeah, this guy loves the acts. You'll bring Marchie super leader.
• 24:59
  It was so funny, like, how can we put on racist accents and
• 25:03
  get away with it? How you do it? I just loot this what
• 25:07
  this episode did it's like a theme of going against stereotype. So like the
• 25:12
  usual Simpsons episode will play up the hill billy kleaders and that's the that's the
• 25:17
  gag. Rise a sort of spun it and put turn it on its head
• 25:19
  in this one. Here a game with the hello mister Simpson. Right,
• 25:22
  It's like normally the Simpsons would just have that character doing that voice. Here
• 25:26
  they gave a reason for doing it and turn it back on Homer. Yeah,
• 25:30
  and then did you get his wallet? You're drinking too many scorpion bold
• 25:36
  trivia question gone and yeah, I just really enjoy The two meta gags that
• 25:42
  stood out to me were the what we discussed about the shell perpetuates all yokles
• 25:47
  the Hicks, and Bart saying you had a dream of his family being cartoons
• 25:49
  that were out build up the propaganda network of Fox. Next question, you
• 25:55
  there eating the beast? All right, mister Davis, it is trivia time.
• 25:57
  Hit me with your first question because you've stolen Oh sorry about that,
• 26:00
  but I've got a few here. As is often the case, I come
• 26:06
  out of the gate quick with the trivia questions, like usually from the first
• 26:10
  first act five minutes or something. Try to space them out. Yeah.
• 26:12
  Having said that, what actually is the James Patterson novel that Marge is reading
• 26:18
  on the beach? Is it a nursery rhyme theme? It is Kiss the
• 26:23
  Girl, Kiss the Girls, okay, made into a movie starring Morgan Freeman.
• 26:26
  What was the one that they think of? Does Marchmont with a name?
• 26:30
  She does? She comes up with a little bow peep. Yes,
• 26:32
  all the clue could be the ship. My first question for you is how
• 26:37
  often did snake used to rob a pooh o three or four times? Or
• 26:41
  week two or three? Two or three times? Which is another funny scene
• 26:44
  if now it's like once a month and he doesn't really it's just there.
• 26:47
  It doesn't initiate it. In the picture of Lisa's sandwich, what kind of
• 26:52
  bread is the sandwich made out of? It? In the pitch ah,
• 26:56
  what kind of bread is it? Wonder bread? It is sour though square,
• 27:00
  wonderbread? All right? Which child of cleatuses wore the potato sack?
• 27:07
  Birthday? Birthday? How many? How short of an mit degree? Was
• 27:15
  dark? Stanley? Not sure? What was it? Something? Is there
• 27:18
  five in there somewhere? Two credits short degree or something like that, but
• 27:22
  two credits? But I watched this and I was like, I don't think
• 27:26
  i'd let Elliot and Holly watch this. It's actually very spooky. Oh that
• 27:29
  bit. Yeah, absolutely, I was like, this is scary shit.
• 27:32
  Well, when I was putting together new names and the new names and the
• 27:37
  mail bag post for the patrons, I was looking I mean because I didn't
• 27:40
  really remember this episode, but I was looking imagined i've ever watched it.
• 27:42
  Apologies to Michael Price, because I basically used to see this as a Cletus
• 27:47
  episode and went, I'm not going to enjoy It's gonna be one of those
• 27:49
  new ones that they just kind of like when they told me book guy and
• 27:52
  they fleshed around like I don't need that. It's not really bad Cletus at
• 27:56
  all. No, no man loved it anyway. Continue, Yes, yes,
• 27:59
  I was putting together the selecting the images to go with the new names
• 28:03
  and the mail band. Yes, for the patrons, I saw these images
• 28:07
  that, yeah, from the dark Stanley store, and I'm like, what
• 28:08
  the hell is going on here? And then I was pleasantly surprised when I
• 28:14
  watched the episode. All Right, is it time for you to hit me
• 28:15
  with a question. I'm done, I'm going through all mine hit me with
• 28:18
  a couple more though, all right, I can give you two more you
• 28:23
  like, let's do it. What is only coffee mug that Homer gives Marge
• 28:27
  in the morning? Oh not World's best mum, world best husband? Smiley
• 28:33
  face, smiley face? Okay? Was it like the Forrest Gump smiley face?
• 28:37
  It was? Yeah? Okay, yeah. And my last question to
• 28:40
  you, what are Skinner and Charmers going to? Well orders? The value
• 28:45
  of the gift card that charmers five five dollars? Yes, I also really
• 28:49
  enjoyed the band between them two and this one as well. I'm gonna see
• 28:52
  us so much to enjoy in this there was I'm not going to skip ahead.
• 28:56
  Let's just run through the episode'll run through. Let's do it. Let's
• 28:59
  start a review of skip ahead. But let's just skip ahead and do the
• 29:02
  whole the whole thing. Yes. So. The original edit of Yuko Chords
• 29:03
  was March fourth, two thousand and seven. It was written by Michael Price
• 29:07
  and directed by Susie Dietter, who's a fantastic director of the Simpsons, and
• 29:10
  she's done a great job here, as we said. Guest appearances from Meg
• 29:12
  Ryan as doctor Swanson, Andy Dick, James Patterson, Stephen Sondheim, and
• 29:18
  Peter how do you say his name? Bogdanovich Bogdanovich Bogdanovich as the psychiatrist Cash
• 29:22
  gag was a good one as well. It was I was like, how
• 29:25
  could it be as a kid finding a vending machine for action figures? Well,
• 29:30
  yeah, awesome. Anyway, So the episode starts off with Marge and
• 29:34
  she's on the beach. You realize how many of those would get stuck if
• 29:37
  a Mars bar gets stuck. Imagine what like a turboman have to be specially
• 29:41
  designed? I think so yes. But by the way, tune into our
• 29:45
  jingle all the way movie guys by that's coming soon. Marge is reading a
• 29:48
  well plotted mystery on the beach, written by one James Patterson. That is
• 29:53
  a bit of a joy in life, just reading a good a good mystery
• 29:56
  on the beach. Well, I'm looking at they've got some books over there.
• 29:59
  So I've got one on the ashes, I've got sign Faudia and Joel
• 30:02
  Salwood book and I'm like, one day I'm going to do no work.
• 30:04
  I'm going to fucking lay here. I'm just going to read these books.
• 30:07
  Absolutely. It sounds like heaven to me. But yeah. So then he
• 30:11
  arrives and he says, you know, you up some more nursery rhyme themed
• 30:17
  titles for my thrillers. And she says, little boat, I thought a
• 30:18
  little bow peak. It must be a little bo peak. It's a little
• 30:21
  bit peak. We better peeking behind the door anyway, And then he's about
• 30:25
  to spooch her, but he face turns into his alarm clock. Yes,
• 30:27
  it was a nice vision, Yes it was, Yeah, Susie, good
• 30:30
  stuff. Yeah, well then well done. Yeah, and she's overslapt.
• 30:33
  The family can't start the day without me. But Homer's got his shit together
• 30:37
  kind of at least expect that. He's tried. I mean not well,
• 30:41
  but like he's like Marge's sleeping. I've got this. It's these days we'll
• 30:47
  take home a trying readers. He did not have it. Relax, baby,
• 30:53
  Well, you were dreaming of me and calling me James. I took
• 30:57
  care of everything. You woke up. Roy stumbled home at dawn, same
• 31:03
  dip. I don't worry. I picked everyone's lunches and sent them off into
• 31:08
  the world. What kind of lunch is this? I drying? IM a
• 31:12
  sandwich. I've got Grandplas medication. Pull over, You're not the driver.
• 31:21
  Shut up, be chuic, I gotta delivery, but then tries he decides,
• 31:26
  well, look, everyone else has got lunch. I'm gonna be hungry.
• 31:27
  What I'll do is I'll scare up a lunch, and he tells the
• 31:30
  story about the anniversary of Ducks or the Dark Stanley murders, and how awesome
• 31:34
  was the payoff as well for this story. It wasn't just something that but
• 31:37
  made up the psychiatrist at the end, I know Dark Stanley twist. I
• 31:42
  really enjoyed this episode. In case you had went away by the way,
• 31:45
  I would have gone straight for UTA's sandwich. Oh the sub one. Yeah,
• 31:49
  it looks delicious, didn't it look nice? Yeah? How often did
• 31:52
  you get a good lunch at school? My favorite was when we would have
• 31:57
  a lamb roast the night before leftovers and there'd be a bit of a bit
• 32:00
  of lamb leftover my gravy sandwich and would put it in bread and I'd have
• 32:05
  the cold lamb with tomato sauce. Tomato sauce. Good, It's really nice.
• 32:08
  Okay, Yeah, isn't it awesome when you've got something look forward to
• 32:15
  for lunch and it makes the morning so awesome when you're at work, like,
• 32:19
  oh, I got to cut way for lunchtime during research, but you
• 32:22
  do it anyway. Elliott's school has this new thing. I've never heard of
• 32:28
  it before, and it blew me away. They have lunch. They eat
• 32:30
  the lunch after their lunch break. That's mind boggling, right what I'm sitting
• 32:36
  there. That sounds like diy tax. And they're like any questions and I
• 32:37
  was like, can you explain why they eat after the break? And he
• 32:42
  goes because basically what would happen is at primary schools used to be that you
• 32:45
  would get ten minutes eating time and go out and play. Yes, the
• 32:47
  kids were so eager to go out and play, they wouldn't concentrate on eating.
• 32:51
  They'd be planning what they're gonna do at lunch time, and half their
• 32:52
  foo would get thrown in the bin. We find it if they just go
• 32:55
  out and play, get it all out of their system, come back in.
• 32:58
  They then focus and eat their whole lunch. I was like, checks
• 33:01
  out and they're probably full of food and under sedated. Yeah. Yeah,
• 33:05
  So basically it's like they go get their energy out and then they're hungry.
• 33:07
  They because they've been getting their energy out there. Therefore hungry, they eat
• 33:10
  all their lunch and then they're ready to learn. It sounds like they were
• 33:13
  pulling a guy scam whereby they check out for lunch and then they actually eat
• 33:16
  lunch. But I just thought it was odd. Yeah, I was like
• 33:22
  eating the educators know what's up. Yeah, but it makes sense. But
• 33:25
  still, if I was a score, like I want to eat my fucking
• 33:29
  lamb and smartest sauce sandwich, now make me go play. Sometimes Mum would
• 33:35
  drop off macas it was the best. Oh my god. But it's like
• 33:37
  eventually got to the point where if you had takeaway brought in, like fast
• 33:40
  food, you have to eat it somewhere else to not make the other kids
• 33:44
  feel bad. That makes sense. You can you can keep bringing me Donald's,
• 33:46
  but he's got to eat it in them. Hey, guys, remember
• 33:52
  to stick together. Today is the anniversary of the dark Stanley murders. Oh
• 33:59
  you know, all right, Imagine I'm holding a flashlight under my face.
• 34:04
  Years ago, Stanley Degrute was a cook here at the school. All the
• 34:08
  kids made fun of him because he never graduated from college. Stanley Dany no
• 34:15
  degree creditoria, And one day Stanley picked up a cleaver and put a new
• 34:28
  entree on the menu, a delectable little dish called kids Heads Soup Needs More
• 34:52
  Girl? What happened? A dark damn? They hanged him from murder and
• 35:01
  buried him in an onmarked grave. When they came back the next day,
• 35:05
  the whole cemetery was missing. Use your imagination. I could a flash light
• 35:08
  under my face. I do it now to the kids, right. They
• 35:15
  love it. It's like the highlight of their night. They turn the lights
• 35:16
  off to and I go. They love getting spooked. Like I said,
• 35:22
  I took the kids on the ghost train. They love. Ally's like,
• 35:24
  okay, I want to go on the ghost train. I'm like, you
• 35:27
  were scared. He's like, I want to go on it again. Though,
• 35:28
  I'm like, I like it. Good one, And I loved all
• 35:34
  the stuff that came out in the in the Dark Stanley story. You know
• 35:37
  how it's sort of perpetuated. I don't know if it was bart who mentioned
• 35:40
  Soup of Sorrow. I thought that was a great It was set at some
• 35:44
  point, yeah, yeah, but then Millhouse takes it and runs with you.
• 35:46
  It makes your skull into a toilet, well ship Jesus injury to insult,
• 35:53
  and then it's like Nelston says something that uses your skin. He makes
• 35:57
  your skin into footy pajer. Yes, and watching that in Australia, we're
• 36:01
  like, oh, like with Joel Sellwood on them or something or with it
• 36:04
  with it was like oh no, Butja was with feet but you know kids
• 36:09
  heads stooped, and I was like, Aliott and Holly cannot watch this.
• 36:12
  No, they would have genuine nightmares. I reckon if they watch that little
• 36:14
  bit, they like the spooky stuff. But yeah, you've got to set
• 36:16
  some boundaries. I felt like I was watching a treeouse of horror story.
• 36:21
  I felt like you're watching more than it beyond the tree that might be too
• 36:23
  spooky the treehouse and then like what happened to him? He got hanged for
• 36:27
  murder and burn and I'm much grave the next day the whole cemetery. He
• 36:30
  tells a good spooky story. He does. Yeah, as you were saying
• 36:34
  that, the story spreads throughout the school, and I just love that when
• 36:36
  the legend just gets retold and just changes each time. Yeah, like Chinese
• 36:38
  not Chinese whispers, just whispers what's it called now? Such Chinese whispers.
• 36:44
  That's something else we'll find out careless whisper possibly, But but then fakes his
• 36:49
  own death in the cafeteria. Nothing better than like a good turn the light
• 36:52
  out and he eats everyone else's lunch because timing is everything, telling his story
• 36:58
  at the right time, pulling that stunt, and one ran out. They
• 37:00
  left their lunch behind millhouse, runs off, screaming, Murtha, was that
• 37:02
  meant to be like a play with your mother and murder? I guess so?
• 37:05
  Yeah. I wasn't quite sure about that one. But then this is
• 37:07
  like so cliche and obvious. But Chalmers and Skinner walking in with these antique
• 37:12
  colone bottles. I assume they're irreplaceable. You assume correct, You know what's
• 37:16
  happening, but like it just it felt like classic Skinner and Chalmers. Well,
• 37:21
  Timar, I certainly appreciate you letting me store my collection of antique cologne
• 37:25
  bottles in your office while they recarpet my condo. It's quite a collection,
• 37:30
  and I assume they irreplaceable. Now you assume correct? Seymour, Gary Hm
• 37:44
  Simpson, I know you're behind this. Well, you are going to get
• 37:46
  some counseling from our school psychologist. Don't stand he's gonna eat my breads or
• 37:52
  from a qualified professional. And then he sends Abillity to go round up the
• 37:55
  kids alive, not dead. He never lets Willy be willy, and then
• 38:00
  he sort of Old West style, gathers them all up, brings them back,
• 38:02
  and they realize that the Spuckler kids, he's grabbed them as well.
• 38:06
  But they don't go to the school. They get homeschooled. We get clear
• 38:09
  as being cleared. I teach the big ones, and the big ones teach
• 38:12
  the little ones. Anyway. I didn't mind that. So the whole things
• 38:15
  and exercise and futility, it's not bad. But they say the reason that
• 38:19
  they're not in the schools because they're bringing the scores down. And Lisa's there
• 38:22
  from the newspaper, purposely denying education to these children. We can for all
• 38:27
  that was funny. We can do this. We can from for all day.
• 38:32
  It was perfect. This is really good, Lisa Sampson with the school
• 38:37
  paper. Am I to understand your purposely denying education to these children too?
• 38:44
  I mean you see the thing is I warn you, young lady. We
• 38:47
  can from for all day. We see it's not that you're not grasping the
• 38:54
  you haven't heard the last of this? Well, I think we've heard the
• 38:59
  last. No, you haven't. That's skins and chimas. Then sing a
• 39:02
  song because for fun? How can we How can we stop this girl?
• 39:06
  Let's sing? It make us fun more enjoyable. Singing songs makes everything more
• 39:07
  enjoyable. And we gotta feed this episode. I want it going. Oh
• 39:10
  it's a musical one. Oh yay, Look it's been a great first actor.
• 39:15
  That's a musical and it's basically or how can we take down the up
• 39:19
  top Lisa? And how can we stop it from complaining? We're gonna have
• 39:22
  to give this some thought. Let's sing, well, we think it'll make
• 39:24
  it more fun for everyone. How do we gag a blab her mouth like
• 39:31
  Lisa? How do we crush her first met ride? How do we stop
• 39:38
  riding up? What she saw? But she shot her trap for a gift
• 39:44
  card from the gap she might? Oh? How do we stop the royal
• 39:51
  man? Like Lisa? How do we miss right just last? You have
• 40:02
  a lovely voice? Sir? Where do you have to make everything weird?
• 40:07
  Skinn calls Lady to his office and they suggest that she becomes a tutor for
• 40:09
  Clitics's children. I was like, can you suggest an eight year old to
• 40:13
  be a tutor? I'm not too sure about this. It's what I'm gone
• 40:15
  with it because the first act was fun Nah hill Billy tug reab time night
• 40:29
  toties. I can'ts the plowm you none birth to girl, critter, young'uns,
• 40:40
  that's here. Girl has come from fairy land to school. Y'all.
• 40:45
  Now, if you made me, I'll be on the parts. Drink in
• 40:46
  Thompson's water sale. My name's Lisa. What are your names? Waitney,
• 40:52
  Jitney, w Incest, Crystal mad International Harvester. First time? Are we
• 41:00
  gonna do this much work every day? Then Homer is taking Bart to the
• 41:06
  psychiatrist and the school is paying for five sessions. And he likes this because
• 41:09
  the Chinese restaurant is nearby where he can get drunk. And as I said,
• 41:13
  Sheila, this guy loves the act. Get ready to Shila. This
• 41:15
  guy likes the act. Mister Simpson, you're good man. We happy to
• 41:21
  see you. You not come long time? Come see drinking drinky? Where's
• 41:24
  Margie? She's super lady. But then the psychiatrist doctor Swanson. She suggests
• 41:31
  that they played video games. She's got DK C two DK. Well,
• 41:36
  is it death Kill City to death Kill Stories? Yes, and it's rayed
• 41:42
  bad for everybody. Did Bart refer to something as a half full of craps
• 41:46
  or along the line here? I thought that was quite good? Maybe,
• 41:49
  but I just remember you destroyed all human life on Earth level one complete?
• 41:52
  And Lisa, basically the doctor or the psychiatrist, is taking notes. What's
• 41:57
  going on here? Lisa is teaching and this is how a president as your
• 42:00
  videos overridden and they ask, how is this going to put dog food on
• 42:05
  my plate? A very valid question. Sometimes you're school like this math ship.
• 42:08
  Yeah, excuse why do I need to know this? And I watched
• 42:12
  numbers now and I'm like, I get that this guy uses numbers to solve
• 42:15
  shit. Oh you're talking about the procedural number. Yes, I'm watching numbers.
• 42:22
  When we record this, Daniel was right next to a calendar. I'm
• 42:24
  just picturing him sitting and looking at her. Wow eight my favorite. But
• 42:31
  yeah, and he's just like, you know, we use numbers for everything.
• 42:34
  I'm just like you might, but I don't how long ago did that
• 42:39
  come out? Because I mentioned Oppenheimer and earlier the guy from Numbers is in
• 42:44
  Oppenheimer? Now is he the guy? And I get the feeling when he
• 42:46
  got Numbers, he's kind of like, you're gonna be at the start of
• 42:49
  this cool procedure. You're going to be the cool maths detective. And he
• 42:52
  lost a whole heap of weight and you gotta got a cool haircut. And
• 42:54
  you look at me to be a fat did he in? He was in
• 43:00
  a really great, great show that I like called The Deuce, And I
• 43:02
  don't know if he because he wasn't fat and he's not fat Numbers. No,
• 43:06
  No, he got really lean and he's wearing cool clothes and all that
• 43:07
  kind of stuff. And you look at him in the Oppenheimer and the other
• 43:10
  show and it's like, oh, you're like a jolly fat man. David.
• 43:16
  He had good actor. Didn't really pass away, you got a cancer
• 43:20
  or something. He did put weight on. Yeah. See that's the thing
• 43:22
  I mean. I'm I feel kind of uious saying that story or pointing that
• 43:27
  out because he may well have been unwell and this could have been reaction to
• 43:30
  and he treating them that he had, yeah, illness, but he I
• 43:32
  know him from the sand Carse movies. That's right, Yeah, something else
• 43:37
  or whatever. Yeah, and he was in Ten Things I Hate About You?
• 43:38
  Was he really? Yeah? I think he's been a bunch of Judd
• 43:40
  Apatow stuff. Good actor, yeah, really solid dramatic actor, but a
• 43:45
  very very funny actor as well. Yeah. I'm we really enjoying the show.
• 43:47
  Your numbers ain't bad. It's the same shit every week. But whatever.
• 43:51
  You're like, you've got to have a show. Yeah, Okay,
• 43:53
  Nicol and I, you know, sometimes got phones in our hand to eat
• 43:57
  and dinner or whatever. It's like it's on. It's like you don't have
• 43:59
  to be every single bit to get out. That's correct. Yeah, I
• 44:01
  mean, well, as we said, there are it's it's the TV equivalent
• 44:07
  of sitting on the beach reading a James Patterson. Yes, exactly right.
• 44:12
  Yeah, I'm just sorry. I was just reading here. On the Michael
• 44:14
  price wiki page, he also wrote the Lego Star Wars special, well what
• 44:17
  a man Pricey? Not the Star Wars Christmas Special. Well, I don't
• 44:22
  think anyone wrote. I think that is like cameras on let's see what happens,
• 44:28
  make a noise? Pretty much what it is A ten minutes and so
• 44:32
  I made a mistake. It's Chee back, his son and his wife.
• 44:36
  Oh, it's like it's his actual family. It's called Stumpy or something like
• 44:39
  that. Yeah, it's a Stumpy. It's weird. I just want to
• 44:43
  have Arthur Fitz into it. Yeah, I'm really curious about it. Yeah,
• 44:45
  she's the bartender at the cantina. Oh wow, they don't like your
• 44:51
  kind in here. No, we don't let that kind. I feel like
• 44:53
  maybe I should just rewatch Star Wars the original. Yeah, the original.
• 44:58
  We'll talk about that. Yes, Maybempire strikes uncle. No, we're talking
• 45:00
  about yesterday. It's like, have you ever watched the new ones? And
• 45:02
  he's like, I'm like, I don't think i've ever. I walked out
• 45:06
  before the new one, like the last one, Ros'skull even finished at the
• 45:07
  cinema, was like, I'm just done. I don't care, and I've
• 45:10
  never got back. I don't even know how it ends. I know that
• 45:15
  he is her grandfather or something if I'm just like, what are we going?
• 45:19
  What? Ah? No? But the first two though, it's like
• 45:22
  I can put those on the first three. If three not so much,
• 45:25
  but the first two you can put them on any time and you'll enjoy it
• 45:29
  absolutely. The fac like, I've got to be in the right mood to
• 45:31
  give the prequels a go, and I usually get like fifteen twenty minutes and
• 45:34
  I'm like, h I tried, but the first three you're just like absolutely
• 45:38
  amazing. Can't beat them. Let's maybe we'lluggested for the movie Guys. Good
• 45:44
  idea. Yes, but by the way, the theme for January's movie Guys
• 45:46
  is Water's and Guys just the film that he really hopes gets selected. I
• 45:52
  did because well, when we recorded the other night, when it was Dano
• 45:54
  and Mitch and I all in the same room, Mitch broad beers that was
• 45:58
  very nice, and Dano hits us with yeah, by the way, the
• 46:01
  next thing is water and I hadn't paid attention and I got think of anything,
• 46:07
  and Mitch had two good ones. You had some pretty good ones.
• 46:09
  Let di Mitch have again. Witch had point break in the Abyss. That's
• 46:13
  right. Yeah. I went with Jaws, and you usually suggested Jaws.
• 46:17
  Yeah, but then I know how much I loved Jewels. I was like
• 46:20
  and down periscope, yes, And I went with the Shallows, and I
• 46:23
  was like, and to be determined, and last night I actually started texting
• 46:29
  you like one in the morning. I wasn't again. Then I was like,
• 46:31
  I'll do this tomorrow and then but my second sggestion is the nineteen ninety
• 46:36
  eight sea monster mash Deep Rising, one of guys all time, Tack,
• 46:40
  I've never seen it O synopsis and I was like, hell, have I
• 46:45
  never heard of this movie? It's on Disney Plus, so yeah, Bomley's
• 46:47
  check it out. Wit are back, We're back. The County Fair is
• 46:51
  always sucky to visit. On a hot summer fight. You can eat delicious
• 46:57
  cotton hate and ride the Fairest and the Merry Go Booger. Oh you can't
• 47:04
  make that stuff up. What does this tell you? Bart? That this
• 47:07
  is one terrible County Fair? And and my dad never takes me on the
• 47:13
  Merry Go Booger. He's always passed out in the parking snot he's flying.
• 47:19
  Well, you drink too money, scorpion ball you got stippy slipping? Now?
• 47:24
  Did you? Uh? Do you get his wife? Every president has
• 47:28
  a word balloon that says I Am gay. That's always like, it's a
• 47:30
  quite a Michael, you got to put a gay gig in there. I
• 47:32
  think this is like the least this is the least offensive gig one they've had
• 47:36
  so far. It's more a rip on Homer than is anything else. There's
• 47:38
  a lot of bad Homer in this episode as well. He starts starts off,
• 47:42
  well, yeah, that's you know, all the stuff with the with
• 47:45
  the Chinese restaurant, and later when he's on the couch doing all that shit,
• 47:47
  it's like, yeah, not really needed? Is it unnecessary? No?
• 47:52
  But although it does give us the Chinese couple, which was worth it.
• 47:54
  I didn't join the Chinese couple, that's correct. The Sparkler kids are
• 47:58
  now being taken to downtown Springfield by Lisa, and it's supposed to play on
• 48:00
  their favorite Things song, and Lisa says their minds are opening. They're experiencing
• 48:06
  culture and multiculture and they think that none of the culture seems lame now that
• 48:09
  they used to. And then Krusty's very impressed by what he sees and he
• 48:13
  is all the singing, what a number you kids got talent? And I
• 48:16
  should know I used to have it. Hi, you're one of those funny
• 48:21
  people with a big crazy nose, A clown, no, a joker.
• 48:25
  That's right, And I'm not a practicing joker, so I'm not that offended.
• 48:30
  Well, it's nice to see again, Christy. But these kids have
• 48:34
  field trip journals to write. Yeah, yeah, right, who's your agent?
• 48:37
  What's an agent? Got churing? Finally I get a chance to use
• 48:44
  these gag contact lenses for me. I just did not expect that. I
• 48:47
  was like, oh, thank you, Well, you explained it very well.
• 48:52
  But Bart says he had a dream that his family were all cartoon characters
• 48:55
  that help build out the propaganda network that his Fox News. And fortunately though,
• 49:00
  they've only paid for five sessions, so he's not that. You know,
• 49:02
  she has to cancel or just say no more sessions going forward. And
• 49:05
  its almost like he's been broken up with. He used to rub me two
• 49:08
  three times a week. No, I'm lucky if I get it once a
• 49:12
  month. He never initiates it. I have to do all the work.
• 49:15
  He just stands there. Now now, don't talk through him, talk to
• 49:19
  him. Oh pooh. Sometimes when I rob you, it's like you're not
• 49:23
  even there. That just because you're rubbing my brother Sanjay, dude, I
• 49:27
  didn't know. I just shut up. That's one of the most racist thing
• 49:30
  they've ever said on this show. But again, you know, poking out
• 49:35
  at the white folks. Oh yeah, I'm not saying it's bad. I'm
• 49:37
  just like everything was done in such a clever way around, Like it's not
• 49:40
  just being racist. It's like making Snake the idiot for not knowing, you
• 49:45
  know, it's all pointing it back. But then Krussy tells Cletus that you're
• 49:47
  gonna be getting scale if it tends to read the contract signs it at least
• 49:53
  interrupts Teeny get her out of here. Teeny takes her out, and then
• 49:57
  they're recording promos for all the affiliates, and I was like, so many
• 50:00
  kids have probably been put through. This reminded me of like the contestants of
• 50:05
  like American Idol. It's like, you know, for six months you're a
• 50:08
  star, read all these fucking promos for the affiliates and the sponsors, and
• 50:12
  shit, good out next kids. It's it's really tough. I mean,
• 50:15
  not that I do this anyway, but I mean I imagine it'll be really
• 50:19
  tough sort of watching Nickelodeon shows or Disney Channel shows now, just knowing that
• 50:22
  these kids have just been put through. Yeah, the ringer in so many
• 50:27
  ways. Amanda Bynes oh god, Yeah, yeah. I mean Drake was
• 50:30
  in Drake something, Drake Bell. I think that was that show. He
• 50:35
  was Drake and Josh, Drake and Josh. But yeah, another show,
• 50:37
  I'm pretty sure. Yeah yeah. But a lot of them now just off
• 50:42
  the rails. Yeah yeah, I mean Hillary Duftum well for herself though,
• 50:45
  there's one I think the Jeanette McCurdy she was on like I think she co
• 50:50
  started with like I've forgotten who, but she was. She was like a
• 50:53
  child star or something. She's written this memoir apparently really well regarded with the
• 50:58
  great title I'm Glad my Mum is de Wow, because basically her mum just
• 51:01
  pushed her into her child started and just kept going, going, going,
• 51:05
  and put her into all these you know, really harsh situations, sometimes kind
• 51:08
  of dangerous situations, and yeah, basically just to either feed her own ego
• 51:14
  or line her own pockets. So the best revenge of just writing a memoir
• 51:19
  saying I'm glad my mum is dead. I mean it's just not quite as
• 51:22
  simple as that. I mean, she's conflicted feelings about it. I mean
• 51:25
  that's the title, it's the title. Yeah, yeah, but she's got
• 51:28
  kind of conflicted feelings about it, but she's also, yeah, she kind
• 51:30
  of did a lot of bad hit. Yeah. As Krusty yells at them
• 51:34
  for getting it wrong, I don't think they really got it wrong. No,
• 51:37
  But Lisa sees this and she's that's the point though. It's like these
• 51:39
  kids have done nothing wrong and there's getting abused for it. They're by their
• 51:42
  agent and Lisa's sad watching it through the window. Crust then introduces them as
• 51:46
  the smashing Bumpkins, the singing Spuckler kids, and I love that. Whilst
• 51:51
  they're singing, he's just off at the back's reading in news paper. He's
• 51:52
  just profiting off them, and it ends if you're better than us. So
• 51:55
  they're playing up the whole where Hillbilly's and that's the kind of shtick the planet
• 51:59
  was there times. Hammer laughs at them, So I know what that's what
• 52:01
  he's going for. His home is the idiot, you know what I mean.
• 52:05
  But it's like it just came across like it was just a real jerk,
• 52:07
  didn't it. Absolute little bit too dumb. Look at those dumb Hillbillies.
• 52:12
  Oh bet they don't even know what something is Dad. Those kids aren't
• 52:17
  dumb. This show just perpetuates the stereotype that all yokels are hecks. Look
• 52:23
  at those morons they sing because they're stupid. But then missus his therapy,
• 52:29
  you know, he's he walks by his millhouse in there and he reads the
• 52:32
  article I think in the paper. Was it in the magazine there's some psychiatry
• 52:36
  today magazine? Yeah, Then he sees the Chinese man having an affair.
• 52:39
  I was like wow. But then Krusty introduces to the kids who mister Davis
• 52:45
  Stephens sometimes. Yeah, he's gonna He's written a little jingle for him,
• 52:50
  I believe is correct? Is it in a jingle? Or he gets back
• 52:52
  into writing jingles after he plays the He's written them like a nice pey song
• 52:58
  for their thing. And yeah, tell you what, just give me a
• 53:00
  peppy vamp okay, and I can counterpoint it with no counterpoint vamp peppy.
• 53:09
  Hey, this peppy stuff isn't bad. Maybe I will write that jingle for
• 53:14
  buzz Coler President Tola. Everyone loves new buzz Coller with lemon with lemon.
• 53:24
  From presidents to Ayatola, everybody loves buzz Colon with lemon. Very good stuff.
• 53:37
  I hope he wrote that. I hope I think he did, yeah,
• 53:40
  because it's in the credits, like I think it might be called like
• 53:44
  the Ballad of Buzz Colar Oh, and he wrote it. I think,
• 53:45
  so that's so good because I was I was letting the credits run after I
• 53:50
  saw the case, and it's like, oh, written by not all the
• 53:52
  songs are written by sometimes, but I think that one. Okay, with
• 53:55
  Lemon, I'm gonna have to go home just where he watched that. But
• 53:59
  I was looking for it on YouTube because I just I wanted to get the
• 54:01
  with Lemon right, because it's a really distinctive little melody anyway, But yeah,
• 54:07
  it's so much fun this is But Lisa arrives and they've missed their reading
• 54:10
  class. Clear just doesn't care that though he's the manager and he's making a
• 54:14
  lot of money for himself, he's spending all the money on himself, including
• 54:15
  a solid gold hound dog. Is he going to dress like kid Rock at
• 54:19
  this stage? It's just as to me like the pimp from Homer versus New
• 54:22
  York City. Ah, but is now having fake therapy sessions with himself,
• 54:27
  which is kind of concerning a little bit. But you know, he misses
• 54:30
  doctor Swanson. March sees this, and she I liked her that she's used
• 54:34
  the money that she saved up papers on Bartney's this. But there's another great
• 54:37
  line coming up in just the moment. So she goes to see doctor Swans
• 54:38
  and she saved this money form's breast reduction surgery. But she gives it all
• 54:42
  to the doctor. It's all they can have fought for. Now, when
• 54:45
  you're older, you can pay some lady to make you happy for an hour.
• 54:47
  Oh, I probably will. And I wasn't planned. So when I
• 54:52
  came, my parents had to get married and they were too young and not
• 54:55
  ready for a kid to screw up their lives. Maybe I act out because
• 55:00
  if my parents are mad at me, they can't fight with each other.
• 55:06
  His parents weren't ready to have kids yet. I was like, that is
• 55:08
  very real. That's very perceptive. Yeah, but it's like it's not funny.
• 55:14
  But it's like I don't dislike it either. No, I mean,
• 55:15
  I would not necessarily that that's canon, but you know, like, oh
• 55:21
  it makes a lot of sense. Yeah, yeah, so I folded in
• 55:22
  by all means, But I mean, and I didn't think it was unfunny
• 55:27
  that you know, but oh and yeah, I'd use the name Stanley because
• 55:31
  that's the kind of hammer that Dad used to hit me with. I'm like,
• 55:34
  okay, that's I didn't need that didn't need no, no, no.
• 55:36
  I mean we've talked about how, you know, the choking is just
• 55:42
  it's so sort of outlandish. So many people were angry when they read articles
• 55:45
  about how they've stopped the choking gag now right, and the two things they
• 55:49
  haven't actually okay, they just didn't do it anymore because it doesn't matter.
• 55:52
  And as we've discussed on this podcast, where a season eighteen and it's well
• 55:57
  passes used by date and these people complaining don't want you show anymore anyway.
• 56:00
  It's like the glory days were because I'm a choked, bad fuck off.
• 56:02
  Political correctness gone wrong? Chop. Why does he have to check bond?
• 56:07
  It's but silly, it was necessary. It was never like the best gag.
• 56:12
  I never laughed at it. But then he leaves. He's fine,
• 56:17
  now, he settled, he realizes what's going on, so he leaves twenty
• 56:21
  minutes early. Now she said, what a great spin, very good bart.
• 56:25
  We have twenty minutes left. Is there anything else you want to talk
• 56:29
  about? You know, what I think. I'm good? Oh well,
• 56:35
  good good good will Will I see you again? Anything could happen. One
• 56:39
  of these days I might have a complete psychotic breakdown. I'd like that.
• 56:45
  I just can't stop thinking about him. Do you think maybe Bart is replacing
• 56:50
  your son who was killed by dark Stanley? Oh? Oh oh, I
• 56:53
  am not ready to go there. What a twist. It was a good
• 57:02
  twist. It was like it was like James Patterson Murder Mystery. Ah,
• 57:06
  it all came together. Well, then the Sparklers are signing eight by tens
• 57:12
  and the top five different dry cleaners that they're the best. Ain't that line?
• 57:15
  But crust because you can be living on this bus as part of the
• 57:19
  No Color Comedy Tour, including Butt crack Berry, merl Values Moral Values,
• 57:23
  Moral moral value, Yeah yeah, Reverend Racist and Andy Dick his Blue Colic
• 57:30
  because his dad owns a shovel. I can't laugh at anything Andy Dick says,
• 57:31
  because just by proxy, I just don't want to. Yes, even
• 57:36
  when he's poking fun of himself, I'm like, we're boycotting laughs. His
• 57:37
  history's biggest monster. Do they say that that is? It's the Jimmy car.
• 57:44
  Jimmy Carter right, which has just become more and more of a good
• 57:47
  gager is because he's just saintly. It's becoming increasingly more so. Missus Carter
• 57:54
  passed away recently, Rosalind Carter rest in peace, Rosalind Carton. But Cleidis
• 57:59
  now has a monster truck and Lisa arrives in a helicopter and I was like,
• 58:01
  what the fuck is O my brand is I don't even realize she was
• 58:05
  missing, But this kind of I'm willing to go with it. Yeah,
• 58:08
  I mean it made me. I think one of the reasons, Like as
• 58:12
  I said at the start, I think one of the reason we enjoyed this
• 58:14
  episode not so much clean this and Brandian and now we know why Brandan wasn't
• 58:16
  there, and yeah, but it does scan the tribul yeah of fighting in
• 58:21
  one of America's forever war was just to put a little bread on the table.
• 58:23
  I'm trying to stop nine to eleven, That's what says. But I
• 58:28
  just I just like the fact that he explained because you could have just left
• 58:30
  branding out, it really would have really mattered. I don't think that.
• 58:34
  But it's also a great out yes, yeah plot speaking at the end,
• 58:37
  it's like these only can't take only two of these kids and they were the
• 58:42
  ones that suck. Yeah, I guess you needed her to be away so
• 58:44
  that could work. I guess yeah, it makes sense. Yeah, because
• 58:46
  I'm the father to ye A lip So. Then they all think Lisa and
• 58:52
  give her a big hug, and I was like, this is this is
• 58:54
  I can't believe this wholesome? What is happening? Like, where are they
• 58:59
  going to suck it up? Oh? They don't suck it up. They
• 59:00
  didn't. It was nearly a false or misstep in this episode. They still
• 59:07
  crusty ten thousand dollars. We can live on that. Then the honeymoon is
• 59:09
  theme plays and this pans up and we got clear us his face on the
• 59:12
  moon and how sweet it is, and that's the end. I was like,
• 59:15
  holy shit, what a good episode. Well done, Well done,
• 59:17
  Michael Price, and well done. I'm sorry, remind me of the director's
• 59:21
  name place Susie did? Yes? Well, iconic Simpsons director. Indeed?
• 59:24
  Yes, But as I said, Michael will be coming on the show early
• 59:28
  next year. It's looking for that. What do we learn bomb? All
• 59:31
  right, mister Davis, what did you learn from this episode? Maybe I'm
• 59:34
  just ignorant. Have been paying attention, but I had no idea. So
• 59:37
  I learned it this episode that Gary was super intended charms first name. I
• 59:40
  think it's the first time they mentioned it. Yeah, that's what I learned
• 59:43
  this episode. I learned that everything is better with lemon. Oh, he's
• 59:49
  found my funny moe. He knows how to just a But you can't just
• 59:52
  say you've got to do the little piano. Well, that's doing Jay's hands.
• 59:55
  What are you targeting about? Forward? Your names will be all right,
• 1:00:01
  new names, mister Davis. The current leader board stands at this four
• 1:00:05
  season eighteen. In first position, we have Philip J. Hawkins on sixteen
• 1:00:08
  points. We have Kyle muldoon and Luke McKay both on eleven points. In
• 1:00:13
  second position. All right, take it away, all right. One point
• 1:00:15
  goes to Shillbillies. That would be David mott putting him now on four points.
• 1:00:22
  Weld on, David Motski, well done. Two points for Cities Spucklers.
• 1:00:27
  Not bad. That's a man from the factory. Steve Roberts operate in
• 1:00:31
  that heavy machinery. He's now on six points. Well on Steve, six
• 1:00:35
  points. As many fingers as Steve has left after after being on zoom calls
• 1:00:38
  instead of paying attention to the heavy machinery, and three points goes to the
• 1:00:44
  sound of news. Hicck. I love this. You know why why?
• 1:00:49
  It's a newbie to the Lean Award. Oh for real, Yeah, it's
• 1:00:51
  Hamish Wilson. Well done, Hamish, Hamish. There we go. So
• 1:00:53
  we've got a newbie to the leader board, which means that Philip J Kyle
• 1:00:55
  maul Dune and let McKay they haven't stretched that lead away so people are just
• 1:00:59
  getting close. Oh it's like that he's gaming us with the golf clubs.
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  I'm going to put up a meme closer to the end of this year,
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  thinking of it today. It's been done before, but I'm going to put
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  a new spin on it. Basically, I'm going to have twenty nine year
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  olds and the end of this year and then twenty twenty four. Because once
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  you hear thirty, you feel like I'm getting it old now. Now I
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  forgot I was thirty five. I'm at that point in my life now where
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  I forgot how old I was. Oh yea, I was fucking certain old
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  thirty four and I was like thirty five. Holy shit, it's a year
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  ago. What happened? It's really bracing when you've got to take a second.
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  Oh, I'm fifty whatever. I actually I was certain old thirty four
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  and then nigga, no, you're thirty five, I'm thirty five. I'm
• 1:01:42
  like, what, oh fuck I am? It was startling. Just say.
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  At least Dana's very proud of his memes these days, un justifiably.
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  So I got a message from him last I was telling you about this last
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  week. I made this. I tell you, I'm going to make this
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  me. I finally made it for you. I'm very proud of going to
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  put it on the fridge is here, So it's time for the mail bag
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  with the Davis for Yoko. Course, I love the pitchure you've got here,
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  the Kid's head soup in the patron group. It's just terrifying to look
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  at it is you hear that music. Then our newest stonecutter, Josh Hally,
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  is the first question here. What do you consider to be the best
• 1:02:23
  Simpsons game? We don't play many games, do you The best Simpsons game?
• 1:02:27
  Of course is Simpsons Hit and Run. That aside, what am we
• 1:02:31
  gonna say? Simpsons Arcade has a piece of my heart because it's to play
• 1:02:35
  it all the time at time Zone and I'll never forget. I mentioned this
• 1:02:37
  on my chat with my man at Bart of Darkness, who just released a
• 1:02:43
  new book collecting the Simpsons Check it Out with Lydia from the Simpsons Theory Warren
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  Evans. I mentioned on that podcast within the Simpson Full Thing of This extra
• 1:02:51
  that I had the chance to buy the actual Simpsons arcade machine that was at
• 1:02:53
  time Zone Kid, and it was only gonna be eight hundred dollars. And
• 1:02:58
  there's this guy on like this T shirt and Tanny like got it. He
• 1:03:00
  was like a Simpsons fan. He's like, just I don't want it anymore
• 1:03:01
  eight hundred bucks. And I was like I want it, And Nichola says,
• 1:03:05
  ah, we got in the room for it's eight hundred bucks, and
• 1:03:07
  I was like, yeah, she's right. And the next day she's like,
• 1:03:08
  look, I can tell you want to just go and get it.
• 1:03:10
  I went in the next day and he fucking sold it, even though I
• 1:03:14
  said to him, look, give me a couple of days to try and
• 1:03:15
  convince. The wife's like, Ye'll give you a couple of days. I
• 1:03:16
  went in there, I'm like I've convinced her and he's like, ah,
• 1:03:19
  so dude, I sold it like this morning, and I'm like, you
• 1:03:22
  said, you're gonna give me a couple of days to confront. This is
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  mister t at the mall. I forget I never forgave him. I understand
• 1:03:29
  that his ship business when out of business, and I've not really but like
• 1:03:31
  I was just like, so sad, I've never forgotten it. I'm like
• 1:03:34
  kind of at the time Nicola again, it was eight hundred dollars. Nicola
• 1:03:37
  didn't let me buy you see that's giant Bart Simpson behind you. I do
• 1:03:42
  I either chance to buy the entire family, including the catch and everything.
• 1:03:45
  That was the cinema display for the Simpsons movie, right. Granted they were
• 1:03:47
  fucking enormous, right for somebody in Adelaide was selling them for eight hundred dollars
• 1:03:51
  for the entire collection. That wasn't that wasn't part of that one. I've
• 1:03:53
  bought that one separately, but that was they had the Bart one and Nicholas
• 1:03:58
  like, hey, gonna get there. It's a hundred bucks. They're huge.
• 1:04:00
  Yeah, you're right, and Dad's like I'll drive you, and she's
• 1:04:02
  like shut up and I'm like, right, cool, we'll get in Dad's
• 1:04:05
  you We'll go to fucking Adelaide road trip. You know, I'll pay for
• 1:04:08
  the fuel. We'll go get them, we'll come back and because like the
• 1:04:10
  two, I'm like, you're right, they're too big. They sold one
• 1:04:14
  recently for twenty five thousand US dollars. Twenty five thousand US dollars, that's
• 1:04:19
  like close to forty forty grand. Forty grand. I could have got it
• 1:04:23
  for eight hundred dollars like seven years ago. Oh, the divorce papers are
• 1:04:28
  still sitting in the drawer. But the best Simpsons game, yeah, the
• 1:04:32
  Arcade is probably the one that has a piece of my heart. One I've
• 1:04:34
  never played is Simpsons Skateboarding. I bought it recently to try it out,
• 1:04:39
  so I'm looking forward to trying that out. On one I never really played
• 1:04:42
  was road Rage. I felt like you were either a Simpsons road Rage fan
• 1:04:45
  or a Hit and Run fan. I think road Rage came first, I
• 1:04:46
  want to say, but Simpsons Hit and Run will always be the peak of
• 1:04:48
  Simpsons games. Okay, cool, Next question here? Was there ever a
• 1:04:54
  ghost story from David Mott? Was there ever a ghost story or spooky rumor?
• 1:04:57
  That you heard of school. We used to say the bloody me you
• 1:05:00
  one a lot, say your name three times in it was that candy Man,
• 1:05:01
  But Bloody Mairy was the same, wasn't it. Yeah, n Bloody
• 1:05:04
  Mary three times, candy Man five times, five times. Okay, Yeah,
• 1:05:09
  I remember doing it to my sister that much after she for some reason
• 1:05:12
  my uncle let us watch like the horror movies, like a horror movie marathon,
• 1:05:15
  when she was like ten and I was like thirteen or whatever, and
• 1:05:17
  I was like, candy Man, can stops doing it? Your monster crazy
• 1:05:26
  canny Man? Good movie? Yeah, are you any good though? No?
• 1:05:29
  No, okay. One that did a lot of circulating when we were
• 1:05:35
  kids was the one about the hook. You know how they it's no,
• 1:05:42
  I know it did last summer. Yeah, it's a bit like that.
• 1:05:44
  Okay. It's the couple they go parking the makeout somewhere and he's teasing the
• 1:05:49
  girl a bit and he's sort of talking about, oh, there's a a
• 1:05:53
  guy who you know, supposedly escaped from a metal asylum around here, and
• 1:05:57
  instead of you always an escape, Yeah, it's he's got a bloody hook
• 1:06:00
  for a head. Oh yes, and classic something like that. It gets
• 1:06:08
  like caught on the door of the car or something like that. I mean,
• 1:06:11
  and you know, grow op and bloody regional Victoria. I don't think
• 1:06:15
  anybody's going, oh, yeah, that happened around here, but yeah,
• 1:06:19
  we'd tell it regardless. There was a book that was going around when we
• 1:06:23
  were teenagers called The Banishing Hitchhike it which was full of all these urban legends
• 1:06:27
  where people saw hitchhiked. A people saw hitchhike, I don't think so.
• 1:06:30
  I used to see them quite a bit on the highway, but not anymore.
• 1:06:31
  Well, I was a teenager a very long time ago down yeah,
• 1:06:34
  the pretty uber day, yes, but you know it was full of all
• 1:06:40
  these urban legends. Yeah, yeah, everything from the hook story to well
• 1:06:44
  the title story about the Banishing Hitchhiker, where it's like, yeah, I
• 1:06:46
  gave this girl left for you know, then I looked over and she just
• 1:06:49
  wasn't there. It was like, what the hell have I be given a
• 1:06:53
  road to a ghost? What's happening? And so we're all sort of Jamie
• 1:06:56
  Curtis, It's but yeah, that was that were the main ones. The
• 1:07:01
  Hook was the main one. Okay, the bloody Hook. It's always like
• 1:07:05
  a name in the mirror or like a hook for a hand. Yes,
• 1:07:09
  classics, all right, Andrews Swan. This episode won the two thousand and
• 1:07:13
  Any Award for Music in an Animated Television Production. Apparently, well, he
• 1:07:16
  said, apparently a question. This is a question that formed the statement,
• 1:07:23
  what's been some of your favorite music in the Simpsons today? Maybe excluding the
• 1:07:26
  big songs to put the question in hard mode, So your favorite Simpsons music's
• 1:07:30
  so we'll take the score out as well. I did look. I like
• 1:07:32
  it when they I've said this before when they put a spin on the Simpsons
• 1:07:35
  theme over the closing credits. I think it makes the episodes feel special.
• 1:07:39
  They did with who shot Mister Burns and but versus Australia and things like that,
• 1:07:43
  the Treuce of Horror theme. So it's best songs I've as an adult
• 1:07:48
  have a new fan appreciation because as a kid I didn't like it. But
• 1:07:51
  the songs in Colonel Homer by Learling Lumpkin, Oh yeah, that last one,
• 1:07:56
  She's like the marginal just down. I'm like, oh, I could
• 1:08:00
  cry thinking about Its fucking great and it was written by Ben. Yeah,
• 1:08:03
  it's finally bagged me a Homer in that and that one is well, yeah,
• 1:08:05
  because that's great. Yeah, that's really good. She wrote all of
• 1:08:08
  them, definitely, Dangelo. Yeah, classy lady. And that episode was
• 1:08:12
  written by mac graney, the only episode to have a solo writing credit for
• 1:08:15
  mc graney, I believe. Yeah, but that's one that I appreciate a
• 1:08:18
  lot more when I'm older those ones. Sorry not to jump on your bandwagon,
• 1:08:25
  but yeah, that the season's turning around for me. Now I finally
• 1:08:29
  bag me a Homer. It's really neat. I mean, you know,
• 1:08:32
  it's it's tough to write a song. Well, I mean maybe it's not
• 1:08:34
  tough to write a song with this sort of like a central motif like baseball
• 1:08:38
  or something, but to you know, do a love song or a happy
• 1:08:42
  song about something like that and you have it all makes sense. Yeah.
• 1:08:45
  I love how the song sort of tell her love story throout the episode as
• 1:08:46
  well. Yeah, first song, she's depressed and sad and she's bad to
• 1:08:49
  her home and at the end she's like, oh got somebody you know you've
• 1:08:51
  got in a way. I hope she understands how lucky she is, and
• 1:08:54
  I'm like, oh, this is great. Yeah, So yeah, I
• 1:08:58
  think that's my that's one that really springs to mind. Glenn Gomez, what's
• 1:09:02
  your top video game franchise? Why is all about video games? Harkers Bart,
• 1:09:05
  Yeah, what's your top video game franchisees see, I a stopped playing
• 1:09:10
  video games when I was a teenager. Franchises for me as a kid,
• 1:09:12
  though, when we go back to the nineties was Crash Bandicoot, Spi of
• 1:09:15
  the Dragon. I was never a Mario kid. I never owned a Nintendo.
• 1:09:17
  I had a sixty four when I was a bit older. I sort
• 1:09:20
  of got it when it was old news by that point, but I was
• 1:09:23
  very Sonic when I was little kids. Sonic and Crash Bandicoot and Spira the
• 1:09:27
  other three tier top tier for me. I'm not sure if Mortal Combat counts
• 1:09:30
  a franchise, although it's got various iterations. Yeah, I mean, I'd
• 1:09:32
  never played all that many of them. I probably played like Mortal Combat one
• 1:09:38
  two. That's arka machine at the Fish and Chip shop. Absolutely at the
• 1:09:44
  Las Vegas pinball parlor across from the old forte fucking good is that play?
• 1:09:47
  That was great? Holy shit? It was really good because it felt slightly
• 1:09:51
  disreputable. They sold They sold great hot dogs. Actually they did. They
• 1:09:58
  had really good hot dogs. You get a hot dog with coke, get
• 1:10:00
  a bit of change, go play Mortal Kombat, kick the shit out of
• 1:10:03
  Goro, go back to work. Yeah, maybe that was fantastic. My
• 1:10:09
  nephew, Rory, my man, Rory James, he he's still a bit
• 1:10:15
  of a gamer, and he sent me a link recently to like up on
• 1:10:18
  YouTube. There was a bunch of cut scenes from the most recent Mortal Kombat.
• 1:10:24
  And yeah, I'm not really a gamer. I don't know a whole
• 1:10:26
  lot about cut scenes. Were like, oh, this is sort of filling
• 1:10:28
  in the story and all this kind of stuff, and it was really great
• 1:10:30
  visuals and I had some good fighting at watching a movie. It really was.
• 1:10:34
  I was like, make it into gaming if I can beat the shit
• 1:10:39
  out of people speaking of Rest in Peace E three Expo apparently. So it
• 1:10:44
  was always gonna happen when they started Pawn. It's gonna happen to Comic Con
• 1:10:46
  probably eventually as well. I think so all the big movie sitios are like
• 1:10:49
  I probably I'd rather announce the ship on our social media and get their likes
• 1:10:53
  and the engagement I reckon. So yeah, I mean, well that's also
• 1:10:58
  you know, the current decline of the superhero genre, because that really is
• 1:11:02
  not dead but no, but it's one for in the fucking cough. It's
• 1:11:06
  kind of on life support at the moment. I mean someone was someone put
• 1:11:10
  up on Twitter the other days like which of these twenty twenty four superhero movies
• 1:11:14
  are you look forward to the most? And it was like Deadpool three,
• 1:11:17
  Venom three, Craven the Hunter, and Madam Webb, the last three of
• 1:11:24
  the sort of Spider Man spin offs, and everyone's put like one Deadpool three
• 1:11:27
  and then gap gap, gap, gap gap about the others, even though
• 1:11:30
  I watched the trailer of a Craven the Hunter and it looks kind of rad.
• 1:11:32
  It looks, but who can well it? As I've said about those
• 1:11:38
  those movies, the Spider Man Universe spinoff ones', they've been pretty smart in
• 1:11:42
  that they have you know, Tom Holands of Spider Man and everyone could everyone
• 1:11:45
  can enjoy that, you know, everyone loves cheeky little Tom. And then
• 1:11:49
  they do the villain spinoffs, and if they're smart, like like I think
• 1:11:54
  they are being with Craven, they make it r rated, they make it
• 1:11:57
  bloody, they make advance. I think they were originally going to do that
• 1:12:00
  with Venom and yeah, but so you know, you get something for the
• 1:12:02
  geeks and something for the freaks. Yes, anyway, I don't know how
• 1:12:06
  we got to talking about that. Oh that's rights in three. By the
• 1:12:10
  way, rest in peace as well. I don't know how many Brooklyn nine
• 1:12:13
  to nine listeners listen to the Forefinger is, But we just lost one of
• 1:12:19
  the sincerely one of the great American actors, Andre Brower. Should we watch
• 1:12:26
  it Brooklyn? It's a bit of it. Yeah, it's quite funny.
• 1:12:29
  Yeah, it's very good, and he's very good in it because he is
• 1:12:30
  like a legitimately strong dramatic actor and then he does this incredible dead pan comic
• 1:12:35
  turn in Brooklyn. No No, and it's very very funny. He's gone
• 1:12:40
  at the age of sixty one. That is far too fucking young for an
• 1:12:42
  actor who was you as brief illness. Yeah. Fuck, I mean,
• 1:12:47
  it's it's like losing someone like Philip Simh Hoffman or Allen Rickman's like, you
• 1:12:50
  could have gone to your ninety man, Yeah, and you could have been
• 1:12:53
  just given us great stuff. So yeah, look, that's that's really sad.
• 1:12:57
  You sorry to bring a bumper a note into the lake, but yeah,
• 1:13:00
  after respect, rest in peace, Andre Brown. Final a question from
• 1:13:03
  your man Andrew JP. Of course he's your man. Two thoughts on the
• 1:13:06
  Spuckler family as side characters, that they're just an excuse for cheap hill willy
• 1:13:10
  jokes up until now, Yes, up until now absolutely, Yes. I
• 1:13:15
  hate to keep repeating stuff that I've already said, but yeah, the fact
• 1:13:16
  that we didn't have so much cleues than Brandean, who are very much butts
• 1:13:20
  of the joke. Yeah, focus on the kids who you know, bring
• 1:13:25
  the quote unquote redneck humor but with a degree of heart. Yes, yeah,
• 1:13:31
  just a great episode. This wastcal cause in the next episode of four
• 1:13:34
  Finger Discount, we shall be were reviewing Rome Old and Julie. Eh.
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  Sure that one is that I've read in the synopsis that Grandpa Mary Selma strap
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  twenty twenty three, the final one December local Chords, and then we're going
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  having a good old time. Man, I think I want to do some
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  movie I'm gonna do some movie trivia with you, test you and I've got
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  a Simpsons trivia game down here. You can tell some of my Simpsons knowledge
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  as well. Very good idea, so you can ask me some sisters questions.
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  I'll do some movie trivia with you a few beers, maybe we'll get
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  Well, those incredible listeners out there. Well, it does indeed feel
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