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Fake News 510 - Trump at Camp David · Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

• 0:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to Drinky Throw.
• 0:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, welcome to Drinky Throw's fake news.
• 0:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Everybody bringing you the realest fake news from over the weekends.
• 0:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: Obviously, we're on the 10 sets here while the other sets are getting built in the other room.
• 0:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: However, we are inside our actual studio is here today, watching on drink and rose podcast patreon, you're seeing the sausage get made here, kind of painting up all these rooms, could this is going to be a crime corner room, I think, eventually.
• 0:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, crime corner is going to be taken over that set.
• 0:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, cool.
• 0:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: I see like set designs all over the floor, or someone managing that's yours there might also have cities in in here.
• 0:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: A couple listeners hit us up in and said, hey, come on, one minute since we can we can we can buy and I'm like, no, we're nowhere close to it's being set up.
• 1:00
  [SPEAKER_17]: I'm if you want to come by and be cooped slave, yes, sex labor either way, I mean it turns into that no matter what.
• 1:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it always does at the end of the day, which is fun.
• 1:09
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, the more he drinks and brushes is mustache, the more likely it is, it's something to go down.
• 1:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, look at that cube.
• 1:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: What are you, what are you, foot guy?
• 1:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: What is it, what are you into?
• 1:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: What's your thing?
• 1:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Little bit of everything.
• 1:20
  [SPEAKER_17]: Okay, great, great.
• 1:22
  [SPEAKER_17]: My pigeonhole yourself this young in life.
• 1:24
  [SPEAKER_17]: He's only 40 years old.
• 1:27
  [SPEAKER_17]: You know, he's got a lot of room to expand.
• 1:28
  [SPEAKER_17]: You got a lot of spread his fucking wings and flies at peacocky pieces shit.
• 1:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: And you got to let him grow, dude.
• 1:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: You don't grow into the weird shit so you get older.
• 1:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: We're just like, oh, all right, maybe I like that.
• 1:38
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, do you know that like a woman's clitoris, like the, well, first of all, it's an entire system, right?
• 1:48
  [SPEAKER_17]: Like the clitoral zone is an entire system all the way up into the ass around the hips, like there's all over the place.
• 1:57
  [SPEAKER_17]: Really, yeah, and during even during the during their cycle, it changes slightly.
• 2:03
  [SPEAKER_17]: You know, shit.
• 2:04
  [SPEAKER_17]: So you, I say all that to say for dudes.
• 2:07
  [SPEAKER_17]: I don't know how exactly it works.
• 2:08
  [SPEAKER_17]: I mean, generally it's like the friendly limits of the most sensitive part of it.
• 2:11
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
• 2:12
  [SPEAKER_17]: But.
• 2:13
  [SPEAKER_17]: uh, you know, your appetites, obviously seasons, sure.
• 2:18
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's like seasons, like there's acid in season.
• 2:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 2:22
  [SPEAKER_17]: Right.
• 2:22
  [SPEAKER_17]: So, you know, just, I think evolution would probably have made us more likely to like eat and ask in the cooler months.
• 2:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: I, you know, it's what you say that.
• 2:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: There was a, there was a body of mine who's divorced.
• 2:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: Got remarried.
• 2:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: And he was married to a normal, normal, totally normal girl.
• 2:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: And then later on, a life after we got married for the second time, he discovered that he was a swimmer.
• 2:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: And he's the only one that's been married for like, I don't know, 15, 20 years at this point, who that's like been a part of their life and it actually works.
• 2:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm stunned by that because he didn't seem like the type of dude, neither did his first wife, so I was like, oh, I go, when did you discover this?
• 3:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, man, the job is, the job that he's doing is super stressful and he goes,
• 3:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: because I think part of your job has got something to do with it.
• 3:10
  [SPEAKER_17]: Sure, yeah.
• 3:10
  [SPEAKER_17]: I mean, if your job is making you hate your life and your family,
• 3:15
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, then you gotta look in for joy elsewhere, right?
• 3:17
  [SPEAKER_17]: Well, he goes with his wife.
• 3:20
  [SPEAKER_17]: Oh, yeah, I know, yeah.
• 3:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: So it's not like, oh, hey, he's sneaking off.
• 3:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you don't, they go together.
• 3:24
  [SPEAKER_17]: No, he, you want, if you really want to dig it to somebody, you make him watch.
• 3:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 3:28
  [SPEAKER_17]: And he's in a highly stressful position.
• 3:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: So like, what, like, anal?
• 3:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: What do you mean?
• 3:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, he's usually chained from a ceiling with nipple clamps, but no, I'm kidding.
• 3:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: What he does for work?
• 3:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying not to say it on air.
• 3:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: But.
• 3:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: He didn't know that until I want to say 32, 33, somewhere in there?
• 3:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Is it Trump?
• 3:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, I wish.
• 3:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Can you imagine?
• 3:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Somebody hit, it was talking to somebody about the other day over the weekends.
• 3:54
  [SPEAKER_17]: I can't imagine Trump having sex.
• 3:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: I can't imagine.
• 3:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: I can't imagine.
• 3:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Nope.
• 3:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: I can see him in the 80s.
• 3:59
  [SPEAKER_17]: That's kind of where it cuts off for me with Trump.
• 4:01
  [SPEAKER_17]: I mean, if you had to, let's say, for round number six, he's had sex 10,000 times.
• 4:08
  [SPEAKER_17]: Right?
• 4:09
  [SPEAKER_17]: How many of those times were doggy?
• 4:12
  [SPEAKER_17]: How many times to trump in somebody over?
• 4:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: It depends on the wait.
• 4:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think once you get up there and wait.
• 4:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: The wait.
• 4:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, his way.
• 4:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: His way.
• 4:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
• 4:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: Because I remember how's it that Joe or who's the other kind of so many fat rap.
• 4:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: DJ Khaled DJ Khaled that he's the one.
• 4:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's the one right.
• 4:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: He can only have.
• 4:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: fucking the girl's got to be on top a reverse cowgirl and that's kind of it or from behind Well, the belly is too much wait.
• 4:36
  [SPEAKER_17]: There's not going to be a hole.
• 4:37
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's not going to go for a while If it's behind because he doesn't have the stamina to do that.
• 4:42
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, he's he's have you seen him as doing another one?
• 4:45
  [SPEAKER_17]: No, his wife will be working out and shit out by their pull out back and he's just like we were going out for Eat an ice cream he'll be dead in two years probably and then somebody better looking probably her trainer.
• 4:56
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yes, step in
• 4:58
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
• 4:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Some Cuban boy.
• 5:00
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, and that's fine.
• 5:01
  [SPEAKER_17]: I mean, right off of his living is best life, I guess.
• 5:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 5:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: She's just tearing the duct tape off the Cuban on the Hawaiian punch rafts, you know, as he floats over in the country.
• 5:09
  [SPEAKER_17]: Speaking of health.
• 5:10
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
• 5:11
  [SPEAKER_17]: Um, you know what?
• 5:11
  [SPEAKER_17]: I didn't really.
• 5:12
  [SPEAKER_17]: What, what, uh, Twitter you logged into?
• 5:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: anybody you guys work here right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's the first time with a microphone for look and he's doing both at the same time yeah old computer that we're using for the look ups is on its last way I've got another one we're buying another one where's my other uh my other
• 5:35
  [SPEAKER_17]: Uh, I'm Mac.
• 5:37
  [SPEAKER_17]: There's one that was in the back room that we're or no, I brought it from my house.
• 5:40
  [SPEAKER_17]: You can use that one.
• 5:41
  [SPEAKER_17]: That one's like a 2018.
• 5:42
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, well, you don't want to be better.
• 5:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, yeah, it's almost dead.
• 5:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, we know it's almost dead.
• 5:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: That was my old one, dude.
• 5:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: And we had problems without the old studio.
• 5:52
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, I've got another old one that was my, it was my last one.
• 5:54
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's fine.
• 5:55
  [SPEAKER_17]: So yeah, we've got another set of up.
• 5:57
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, we'll bring it in the morning, but I mean, I can wipe it tonight if you want and I'll just bring it in, you can reset it up.
• 6:03
  [SPEAKER_17]: There's not an on there.
• 6:04
  [SPEAKER_17]: Actually, maybe wiped it right out to look.
• 6:06
  [SPEAKER_18]: Okay.
• 6:07
  [SPEAKER_17]: Anyways.
• 6:07
  [SPEAKER_18]: Well, it's just the drinking breads.
• 6:08
  [SPEAKER_18]: Okay, drinking breads.
• 6:10
  [SPEAKER_17]: Okay.
• 6:10
  [SPEAKER_17]: I'm going to send you something.
• 6:11
  [SPEAKER_17]: I don't know if you saw this over the weekends.
• 6:16
  [SPEAKER_17]: But this guy, Stephen Bartlett, he's like a British dude that cares about his health or some shit, he's 33, I think, posted what I think might be the most post he shit I've ever read or heard in my life.
• 6:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I think I saw that pop up in my feet.
• 6:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: Before we get into this, somebody else's show was like, it was a mess, yeah, pop that up was that, I think.
• 6:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, honestly, I'll tell you.
• 6:44
  [SPEAKER_17]: maybe you may want to reboot that or something because this is not it doesn't it hasn't acted like this before.
• 6:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 6:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's saying a force quit their low.
• 6:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: You might want to quit the whole thing and start over.
• 6:54
  [SPEAKER_18]: Yeah.
• 6:54
  [SPEAKER_18]: All right.
• 6:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'll I think that would be getting while you're doing that though.
• 7:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: You want to go to the memes versus Instagram release open for you?
• 7:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, that was that part of it in there.
• 7:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Look at us, dude.
• 7:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Just learning on the fly.
• 7:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is like this is old school times.
• 7:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is when I was passionate
• 7:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, we got a week here, and the new one and so the studio set up, this is old and days for us, dude, and we were first getting started, having having some fun times, you know, just tamping it up.
• 7:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: This behind me kind of looks like a torture board.
• 7:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and that noise by the way, when you crank it back up, God damn, I haven't heard that year.
• 7:34
  [SPEAKER_18]: I just had a flash flash flash, I was a dude.
• 7:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: That was my old Mac from LA.
• 7:43
  [SPEAKER_18]: This is the same Mac that I had in my media class like 15 years ago.
• 7:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we had those in every single office that our production company, and that was the new one at the time.
• 7:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now, these things are fucking dead, dude.
• 7:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: The one that I looked up the other day to buy for you was 1699 and had, you know,
• 8:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: three terabytes, whatever the fuck it was.
• 8:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: But it was in all these gay colors, dude.
• 8:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was, you know, like, oh, the new one.
• 8:10
  [SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, I've seen this.
• 8:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: They're all Easter egg colors, like pastels.
• 8:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, what the fuck is this?
• 8:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: But also it might fit your personality, a little bit, you know, where it's just like, hey dude, a little sassy, a little bit, you're a little bit country, you're a little bit rock and roll.
• 8:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Hell yeah.
• 8:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: And we can pop that up there, maybe a nice, sharp tooth.
• 8:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Cool whatever that short truce.
• 8:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: Is that what it is.
• 8:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 8:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: What does that mean is that like light beige?
• 8:33
  [SPEAKER_17]: No, okay.
• 8:34
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's kind of like a like a salmon teal.
• 8:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: So I like a little salmon for you a little salmon would be nice Bring out your complexion back there Luke You see my complexion right it's kind of like a teal it's like a teal green It's kind of like that color behind you actually on the on the board.
• 8:52
  [SPEAKER_17]: I think
• 8:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, take what you want to start with the stories and we'll go to the names at the end.
• 8:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: We'll flip it today.
• 8:57
  [SPEAKER_17]: We're on Patreon.
• 8:58
  [SPEAKER_17]: He gives a shit.
• 8:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: What do you think?
• 8:59
  [SPEAKER_17]: I don't think it matters.
• 9:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 9:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Let's do it.
• 9:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, top story here.
• 9:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is breaking as of right now.
• 9:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, Trump camp David summits president Donald Trump will convene a rare cabinet meeting at Camp David Wednesdays negotiations with Iran, enter a critical phase.
• 9:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: All cabinet members are expected to attend the meeting for supported by the New York
• 9:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: including outgoing director of national intelligence told C. Gapers.
• 9:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Speaking of that, we've met her husband's a number of times and he's fucking cool in this sucks.
• 9:35
  [SPEAKER_17]: Really sucks.
• 9:35
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, all I got to say about that.
• 9:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's got a rare form of bone cancer.
• 9:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: And it's like, is that probably like one of the nicest people you've ever met, you know?
• 9:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 9:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 9:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: It is awesome.
• 9:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Great dude that sucks that they're going through that.
• 9:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: A lot of people were speculating with something else and I'm like,
• 9:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: It would.
• 9:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: you can't really fake a rare bone cancer, um, but the media is like, oh man, I bet she was pushed out and was like, oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure Trump had his, uh, had her husband injected with a rare foam of, of, of, born a bone cancer.
• 10:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Excuse me.
• 10:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, the gathering comes as the administration weighs next steps in high stakes negotiations aimed at securing a broader agreement with Tehran amid fraying ceasefire.
• 10:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: Trump in recent days is suggested the sides are nearing
• 10:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: of publicly push back on claims that the deal is eminence.
• 10:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: What do you think?
• 10:30
  [SPEAKER_17]: Um, the the public officials in Iran saying it's not or the hard line IRGC people.
• 10:37
  [SPEAKER_17]: Okay, but I'll also Iran's going to play this game even the good it what what I was going to say good faith the best faith.
• 10:46
  [SPEAKER_17]: actors they have they're always going to play fucking games like that because they need the ability to declare victory no matter what the outcome is right so they will they they're going to leak stuff they're going to set stage so they can say oh looking the U.S. wanted this but we got this and we'll probably at some point what we like nor it because who fucking cares because we get what we want straight open no nooks and um
• 11:09
  [SPEAKER_17]: Iran will say that they won the American left, including all libertarians, will say that we lost because they hate America, right, and that's just how it'll be.
• 11:13
  [SPEAKER_17]: I mean, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's,
• 11:25
  [SPEAKER_17]: the key difference, I think, between libertarianism and libertarian nationalism is that libertarian nationalist don't hate the country.
• 11:33
  [SPEAKER_17]: Right.
• 11:34
  [SPEAKER_17]: That's the big difference.
• 11:34
  [SPEAKER_17]: But yeah, that's pretty much how it'll go.
• 11:37
  [SPEAKER_17]: And then they're going to just discuss recent successes of the admin, including economic and economic.
• 11:43
  [SPEAKER_17]: small business wins task force to eliminate fraud highlights that's from JD Vance and his team and foreign policy updates trump repeatedly warned that military action amazing the table if talks collapse We'll see how that goes we we actually have hit them a couple times recently, but it's been a defense We'll talk about that in a moment But as I'm looking at this because this is kind of updating by the minute here on Twitter and things like that
• 12:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Some people are saying that's he's rejected the peace plan.
• 12:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Could he be at Camp David for another fucking reason?
• 12:19
  [SPEAKER_17]: No, I mean Camp David is not where they're going to plan a military action or anything like that at all.
• 12:25
  [SPEAKER_17]: I mean maybe, but why would they do that when we have a fucking war room?
• 12:28
  [SPEAKER_17]: What's the point?
• 12:30
  [SPEAKER_17]: not really sure.
• 12:31
  [SPEAKER_17]: I mean, yeah, so last we had a call with all of the Arab countries that are involved in this Iran situation and one of the things that Trump is pushing now is that they
• 12:47
  [SPEAKER_17]: anybody that agrees and is part of this Iran peace plan also has to join the Abraham Records.
• 12:51
  [SPEAKER_17]: So I heard that room over the weekend as well.
• 12:53
  [SPEAKER_17]: That's not true.
• 12:53
  [SPEAKER_17]: That's not a rumor.
• 12:54
  [SPEAKER_17]: He he posted that himself.
• 12:56
  [SPEAKER_17]: Okay.
• 12:56
  [SPEAKER_17]: So we'll see how that all goes.
• 12:57
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, it's kind of like my guess is this is kind of an all-hands summit away from the Prime Eye, the media.
• 13:04
  [SPEAKER_17]: Cam David is.
• 13:06
  [SPEAKER_17]: You know, it's a very secure location.
• 13:09
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's rare.
• 13:10
  [SPEAKER_17]: They go there.
• 13:10
  [SPEAKER_17]: I don't think Trump's ever been there.
• 13:11
  [SPEAKER_17]: No.
• 13:12
  [SPEAKER_17]: Well, I don't know if he's been there or not, but it's rare.
• 13:14
  [SPEAKER_17]: They go.
• 13:14
  [SPEAKER_17]: And then when they do, it's not like the White House with his press outside, where you break for a while and
• 13:24
  [SPEAKER_17]: All the cabinet members are their staff go out and immediately still talking to the press.
• 13:28
  [SPEAKER_17]: No, it's not how it is there.
• 13:29
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's a more closed door thing.
• 13:31
  [SPEAKER_17]: So that's, that's kind of how that goes.
• 13:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, because according to Fox news and whom I send this is, am I sending a string of roast?
• 13:38
  [SPEAKER_18]: Send this to my, to the drinking bears Instagram.
• 13:40
  [SPEAKER_18]: Okay, great.
• 13:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: I know, uh, nine Instagram.
• 13:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Um, I've got a send it to Twitter.
• 13:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: We can't do that right now.
• 13:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we're going to need another passcode for the Twitter.
• 13:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Who's got that?
• 13:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 13:52
  [SPEAKER_17]: Um, yeah, I have it.
• 13:53
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's the same as the one for Instagram, though.
• 13:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: See, you can pop it.
• 13:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're logged into it right now.
• 13:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: We've got to look according to it.
• 14:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're on.
• 14:02
  [SPEAKER_17]: Oh, yeah.
• 14:03
  [SPEAKER_17]: Okay.
• 14:04
  [SPEAKER_17]: Hang on.
• 14:04
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
• 14:05
  [SPEAKER_17]: We'll do it.
• 14:06
  [SPEAKER_17]: Hold on.
• 14:07
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
• 14:07
  [SPEAKER_17]: Do that.
• 14:08
  [SPEAKER_17]: Click that and see what that goes.
• 14:09
  [SPEAKER_17]: I actually don't know.
• 14:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: We're just giving out numbers here too, which I like to do it.
• 14:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like we're a part of, we're given codes to bomb codes to you right now, Luke.
• 14:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: And that's a fun thing, dude.
• 14:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Who do you want a bomb?
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: What's the, if you had one country to just a bomb off the face of the planet, who is it?
• 14:26
  [SPEAKER_18]: Oh, man.
• 14:28
  [SPEAKER_18]: One country to bomb off the face of the planet?
• 14:30
  [SPEAKER_18]: Yeah.
• 14:30
  [SPEAKER_18]: Mine's a continent.
• 14:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: The continent Africa.
• 14:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: The continent Africa.
• 14:34
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• 14:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: We just don't fucking give everybody a guess.
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: There is just not one single good thing that's going on down there and never has been.
• 14:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: I thought we are the world was going to change it and it didn't, it only made it worse down there bullshit.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Once we lost him, it all kind of went to shit and then all those little kids that got their assholes liked.
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  [SPEAKER_18]: really wants to shit literally but they think they're better than we are.
• 14:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: I like I like Canada a lot.
• 15:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's fine number two one.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I like it a lot.
• 15:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: I said that back in the day.
• 15:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, I'm I'm looking at it now.
• 15:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: So President Trump just went to Hartball mode on Iran launching self defense strikes when the IRGC got caught laying mines in the straight-of-war moves.
• 15:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is according to Fox News here and a regional intelligence official told Fox News No less is the important dismountments of Iran's enrichment facilities that way not only will Iran have Not have enriched material.
• 15:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: They also won't have the means to enrich more.
• 15:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: Iran is slowly realizing that If they don't cave on nuclear in the streets In my way is bomb in their way out of this.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: So I
• 15:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know who to believe in this.
• 15:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 15:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, if we're sending bombs, and I'm looking at footage of Israel, but as well, also apparently drop in bombs right now, I don't know what to think of this.
• 15:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: And again, I've said this from the get-go, who we negotiating with.
• 16:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's a good question.
• 16:06
  [SPEAKER_17]: We're negotiating with
• 16:12
  [SPEAKER_17]: uh... what's his name uh... uh... the president uh... possession i think his name is okay he's the president not the supreme leader because he's not alive uh... and that's a problem right the the he's dead or infirmed and he's being represented by the irgc right now right uh-huh so
• 16:35
  [SPEAKER_17]: Israel hitting that guy kind of fucked us a little bit short-term for sure, but still like the way that it fucked us isn't catastrophic.
• 16:44
  [SPEAKER_17]: It just like it gives a ran more wiggle room to pull their bullshit for the most part because they could send intermediaries out there to speak on behalf of the Supreme Leader when they definitely don't have any fucking say, you know what I mean?
• 16:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because as I as I look at this here,
• 17:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Jesus Christ.
• 17:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's more protests with fucking ice.
• 17:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: I thought we were done with that bullshit, but I guess not, but yeah, as I look at this here, I don't know what to believe.
• 17:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, this has been weeks and weeks and weeks of this part of me thinks because it's so rare to go to Camp David for Trump.
• 17:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: that they're planning some fucking massive strike at this point.
• 17:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because the, the peace deal bullshit has been going on forever.
• 17:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if you were watching the news, probably let's say starting Thursday night Friday, going into Friday morning.
• 17:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: They called everybody back.
• 17:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: They were rushing back vehicles, JD Vance, Hexf, Trump.
• 17:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Everybody was going back to the White House.
• 17:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Allegedly Trump had canceled plans to go to Don Jr's wedding.
• 17:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: Um, to head back to the White House because something imminent was going to happen now there's two speculations on that and the speculations are a piece deal or they're getting ready to fucking bomb some either way I'm fine with it.
• 18:01
  [SPEAKER_17]: I sent you the Twitter thing on Instagram by the way.
• 18:06
  [SPEAKER_17]: But I don't think you should need it now because I already logged into it.
• 18:10
  [SPEAKER_17]: It just like, I don't know for what reason they're doing this.
• 18:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: But it's nine password things.
• 18:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's bullshit.
• 18:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, so sick of it.
• 18:17
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's for the encrypted chat on Twitter.
• 18:19
  [SPEAKER_17]: I don't give a fuck about encrypted chat on Twitter.
• 18:22
  [SPEAKER_17]: Why would I care about that?
• 18:23
  [SPEAKER_17]: Just fucking chat.
• 18:24
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's for numbers.
• 18:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
• 18:29
  [SPEAKER_17]: There we go.
• 18:30
  [SPEAKER_17]: So yeah, it's all anything you've sent it so far has been erased now, is basically it's all sent it again.
• 18:35
  [SPEAKER_17]: No, but I'm going to rescind what I sent you.
• 18:39
  [SPEAKER_17]: Give me a sec.
• 18:39
  [SPEAKER_17]: No, because that video is hilarious.
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  [SPEAKER_17]: And it's the most pathetic shit I've ever seen in my life.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, again, press play on this.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: This is as of three hours ago, they're saying.
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• 19:23
  [SPEAKER_13]: the United States conducts the air strikes against Southern Iran near the straight of Hormuz and the city of Fondar Abbas.
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_13]: According to U.S. Central Command, these strikes were defensive in nature and went after the mind-lain vessels around this area along with the service to air missile position.
• 19:40
  [SPEAKER_13]: these were the first U.S. strikes that have targeted Iran since early May.
• 19:44
  [SPEAKER_13]: The strikes do come amid the backdrop of an ongoing diplomatic effort to reach an agreement between Iran and the United States.
• 19:51
  [SPEAKER_13]: Over-night President Trump laid out a serious condition, saying on true social, the enriched uranium nuclear dust will either be immediately turned over to the United States to be brought home and destroyed.
• 20:01
  [SPEAKER_13]: or preferably in conjunction and coordination with the Islamic Republic of Iran, destroyed in place or at another acceptable location with the atomic energy commission or its equivalent being witnessed to this process and event.
• 20:14
  [SPEAKER_13]: Thank you for your attention to this matter.
• 20:16
  [SPEAKER_13]: Now, a regional intelligence official told Fox News, no less important is the dismantlement of Iran's enrichment facilities.
• 20:22
  [SPEAKER_13]: That way, not only will Iran not have enrichment
• 20:25
  [SPEAKER_13]: material.
• 20:26
  [SPEAKER_13]: They also won't have the means to enrich more.
• 20:28
  [SPEAKER_13]: The key to preventing Iran from getting its hands on a nuclear weapon is taking the bullets, but also taking the gun itself.
• 20:35
  [SPEAKER_13]: The other key issue has to do with the straight-of-war moves.
• 20:37
  [SPEAKER_13]: Secretary of State Marco Rubio reiterated the Trump administration position on this critical waterway during a gaggle today.
• 20:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: The strategy can be open, unimpreter, without tools and obviously that needs to happen to me.
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  [SPEAKER_13]: So we're also tracking developers.
• 21:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, with this, you're good there right now.
• 21:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: With this, because Israel right now is bombing.
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Lemon on this to me, does not feel like a piece negotiation.
• 21:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: This feels like we're going bombs away.
• 21:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I think it's time at this point.
• 21:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: They've capitulated enough on all this fucking bullshit.
• 21:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: And hey, dude, we gotta get these gas prices down.
• 21:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't care if they turn the fucking place in the glass.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We need to do this right now.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And the party's going to need this.
• 21:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: Memorial Day weekends people travel and was a record number of people and gas was through the fucking roof This back and forth with these fucking people over there who may or may not be in charge and ones alive One might not be alive.
• 21:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: You got to put a fucking end of this because this is bleeding over and everything right now So my guess I think that's why they're there.
• 21:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think they're going through a peace point right now
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  [SPEAKER_03]: They have gone undefeated in the postseason so far, which is a shocker.
• 22:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Biggest shocker, though, is that they've covered every single's point spread in every single game.
• 22:31
  [SPEAKER_17]: No, they lost two games of the Hawks, but they lost two rounds.
• 22:36
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yes, yes.
• 22:37
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, but they swept the Sixers and swept the next, like it was nothing.
• 22:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: I know.
• 22:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I don't take the Hawks seriously, and that's my own team for Christ's Six.
• 22:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: I want to I want to head and forgot that series no need for that we lost by when I turn off the game We were done by 52 at halftime 51.
• 22:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this is the final score was it was 140 to 89 Jesus Christ we're losers fucking losers either way I'm winning a shit ton of money on the nicks the other side of the bracket has been a lot harder obviously with the western division
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: OK, see and the spurs is kind of the matchup we were waiting on here.
• 23:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now that's a tight series.
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: How do you see that one shaking out?
• 23:17
  [SPEAKER_17]: Um, fuck me, and I have no idea.
• 23:20
  [SPEAKER_17]: That's a good question.
• 23:21
  [SPEAKER_17]: I expect to I expect Oklahoma City to win because I got a deeper bench That's what I think so and now because it looks like it's gonna go six or seven So Oklahoma City's got the got the edge.
• 23:31
  [SPEAKER_17]: They played a night play to night at eight thirty Oklahoma City minus three and a half
• 23:37
  [SPEAKER_17]: I'll do that.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Is it at home?
• 23:39
  [SPEAKER_17]: Where's it at?
• 23:39
  [SPEAKER_17]: Is it in San Antonio?
• 23:40
  [SPEAKER_17]: Is it it's game five?
• 23:43
  [SPEAKER_17]: So it should be five.
• 23:44
  [SPEAKER_17]: Should be back in Oklahoma City.
• 23:46
  [SPEAKER_17]: So give me Oklahoma City tonight.
• 23:47
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, I'll take that at three now.
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• 23:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, shit.
• 23:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: I forgot one of these coasts because we got time, bro.
• 23:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: We got four hours and still tip off 10 out.
• 24:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: So we got time on that and then NHL finals, where are you going with that?
• 24:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Man, Vegas and Carolina?
• 24:09
  [SPEAKER_17]: Go.
• 24:11
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, I think Carolina will probably win that series.
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  [SPEAKER_17]: But Vegas has looked about as good as a team can look in the playoffs.
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  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Carolina looked pretty goddamn good too until they had 11 days off and then had to play Montreal.
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  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, that happens.
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  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, here's the problem now.
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  [SPEAKER_17]: They're going to flip the script because Vegas is going to be sitting around for a minute.
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  [SPEAKER_17]: Even if Carolina wins the next two games, Vegas is sitting around for at least seven days, six days or seven days, I think.
• 24:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: we'll see I know that's not been good for hockey teams in the past or college football or major league baseball whenever you have a weight like that it is a that layoff is tough but yeah I'm I'm gonna lean on Carolina versus Vegas in the finals there and that's where my bets are going and then I'm with you as well in Oklahoma City I think I'll go to some of cities deeper I'm betting that game tonight and I think they're gonna play the next in the finals and that's
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  [SPEAKER_17]: uh... maybe i mean uh... i don't know uh... what we mean yet why would you know i think they're going through a peace plan uh... i don't know if you saw the story of the weekend uh... but a vanka trump
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Now it's time to blow up your fucking country and put it into this bullshit.
• 33:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's just me.
• 33:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Because why go to camp, David?
• 33:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: like you said there's a war room inside the White House.
• 33:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean sure.
• 33:09
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, I think
• 33:11
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's possible they're planning something.
• 33:13
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's also possible that they're having conversations with more foreign dignitaries about escalating things.
• 33:21
  [SPEAKER_17]: We don't really know.
• 33:22
  [SPEAKER_17]: I mean, anything I say would be speculation to be honest.
• 33:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
• 33:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: And at this point in regards to that speculation here, camp David to my knowledge and correct me if I'm wrong, is usually a press blackout.
• 33:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like no media is allowed to, so the most part in tape.
• 33:39
  [SPEAKER_17]: Sometimes they will invite some member of the press, somebody that's friendly to them that will tell their story.
• 33:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean at this point though, who is that?
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: To your point earlier, I was watching, as I often do, all the Sunday News programs, it's all political and they go across the board and try to bring the who's who and there and what's going on and why.
• 33:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: One of them was Ted Cruz.
• 34:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: Ted Cruz was bitching about what was going on around, right, right, right now, which was unusual.
• 34:08
  [SPEAKER_17]: I mean Trump addressed that to and he said, don't listen to the panicking women who are out there talking about what this deal is or is not because we've been pretty clear about our hard line that there's not going to be any nuclear material and they're going to open the fucking straight.
• 34:22
  [SPEAKER_17]: That's not negotiable.
• 34:23
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
• 34:24
  [SPEAKER_17]: Anything that any deal that happens will include that.
• 34:28
  [SPEAKER_17]: And if they choose not to make a deal that includes that, they're going to get the
• 34:32
  [SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, I think like your ideal like diplomatic win condition would be like with your on it, it was diplomatic as an actual question because I thought about this over the weekends as I mentioned you before we came on air.
• 34:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was at a party with kids and things like that obviously for the weekend barbecue and.
• 34:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: Strangely it's different here.
• 34:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was white women who would vote for Trump.
• 35:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: And they were pissed off about gas and everything else and they know the show.
• 35:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Their husband's listened to the show and all that other stuff and and they were like what's what's the best ideal situation here and I go with this point.
• 35:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: If.
• 35:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: You look at the when we already had from day one, with knocking out the 81 people in the eye, it's holding himself killing him and all that other shit.
• 35:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Figuring out something to do with this nuclear shit, whether that's a series of, let's say, 10 more bombs or whatever it is.
• 35:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: Bunker Busters, I don't know how far down that shit is and everything else.
• 35:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: uh... and then getting them to open up the straight and gas prices going back to the way they were i think republicans can walk out of their and say hey uh... we wiped out the potential for them to create nuclear capabilities for let's say ten to fifteen years uh... gas prices went down and we killed the leader of the fucking country um... i would also say if i were him or whoever his his mouth pieces there
• 35:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: looking at the long history of Iran, that was the perfect opportunity for the people to rise up and take over their country, they didn't fucking do it.
• 36:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: We all provided the help that they needed to do it and they just couldn't.
• 36:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now, maybe they didn't have weapons, maybe they couldn't be the military, maybe the country is just too goddamn big because it is one fourth to size of America for Christ's sex.
• 36:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: And you're looking at
• 36:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: Shit, two Californians combined plus plus another fucking state there.
• 36:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's it's a big goddamn country and I was unaware of this start of this thing because I never think about Iran I think there's
• 36:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: If I'm being totally fucking honest, I don't think you're going to get a complete win across the board as a Republican and you kind of have to get the fuck out of there, say you want to your point, get the things that you tried to do, and then prolong this nuclear thing and other 10 to 15 years.
• 36:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: If you believe what that 60 minutes piece said, um, with that special forces guy who said, hey, if we were really to clear out all the news out of that country, you're looking at three to four months and troops on the ground.
• 37:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know that you want that right now.
• 37:09
  [SPEAKER_17]: Well, it depends on what the context is for troops on the ground.
• 37:12
  [SPEAKER_17]: If troops on the ground are part of an agreement where our troops go in there with IEA and destroy nuclear material, that's not troops on the ground and the way that we think about it.
• 37:21
  [SPEAKER_17]: Correct.
• 37:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I'd be fine with that.
• 37:23
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, I think most people would be fine with that.
• 37:25
  [SPEAKER_17]: Obviously, the Democrats are going to cry about anything, but you don't think about Iran is like the same as any other fucking...
• 37:34
  [SPEAKER_17]: any other country and development in all of human history and it's that the people don't get that the people as it were don't roll back
• 37:46
  [SPEAKER_17]: the abuses and don't promote liberty by the goodwill of the ruling class.
• 37:53
  [SPEAKER_17]: They get what they extract, right?
• 37:55
  [SPEAKER_17]: And this is an opportunity for them.
• 37:57
  [SPEAKER_17]: And there's not always about violence, by the way.
• 37:59
  [SPEAKER_17]: Most of the time, it's not.
• 38:00
  [SPEAKER_17]: So sometimes it's the threat of violence.
• 38:02
  [SPEAKER_17]: You think about 12, 15, and runny-mead with King John after Lionheart dies, sacking French castles and shit.
• 38:13
  [SPEAKER_17]: The French invade, the French had already taken some territories right from technically inside of France, but back from the British, and they were in trouble.
• 38:22
  [SPEAKER_17]: The French had made, or were planning to make their way to the mainland in England, and John needed the barons to help defend the country, and they said no, because you keep fucking taxed the shit out of us, and we're not doing anymore.
• 38:34
  [SPEAKER_17]: They were able to, while he was an a period of great tumult extract from them.
• 38:41
  [SPEAKER_17]: the Magna Carta, right, and years later, when 80 years later, when Edward I needed money for wars that he couldn't fund, Parliament agreed, but only on the condition that he bring back the Magna Carta as law of the land, right?
• 38:58
  [SPEAKER_17]: So the people, and neither one of those times was any violence committed by the people against the crown or against the government, right?
• 39:07
  [SPEAKER_17]: The threat of violence certainly persisted.
• 39:09
  [SPEAKER_17]: But there was no violence.
• 39:10
  [SPEAKER_17]: So what happened was, and what should happen as if a people are smart and engaged in their own betterment is that they'll notice when the government that's been restrictive or oppressive needs them for something, and they say, sure, we'll help if and then present a list of demands.
• 39:27
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
• 39:28
  [SPEAKER_17]: And not just a list of demands, but we should learn from history, my Iranian friends, is to make sure that there's teeth in that agreement.
• 39:35
  [SPEAKER_17]: There's some penalty to pay for the leadership if they don't meet your needs, right?
• 39:40
  [SPEAKER_17]: This is the best way to do it to your point.
• 39:42
  [SPEAKER_17]: The diplomatic answer isn't just about what the United States and Iran agree upon.
• 39:47
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's also about what the Iranian people decide to do and how they countenance fucking future contempt from their government.
• 39:55
  [SPEAKER_17]: in my opinion, right?
• 39:56
  [SPEAKER_17]: Because I've said this many, many times in the past, no white faces are marching in the brown country's change it should, right?
• 40:02
  [SPEAKER_17]: We can help set the conditions where people inside the country can help change shit, and it doesn't have to be some violent fucking overthrow people.
• 40:09
  [SPEAKER_17]: It can simply be, hey, you guys want to fucking keep this system of government, stay in power.
• 40:14
  [SPEAKER_17]: We'll guess what, bitch.
• 40:15
  [SPEAKER_17]: You need us to do it.
• 40:16
  [SPEAKER_17]: You can't do it without us.
• 40:18
  [SPEAKER_17]: So here's what we want and exchange for that and there's a very good opportunity for the people who ran to do that right now They don't need guns to do it all then to do a say.
• 40:26
  [SPEAKER_17]: We're not fighting for you All right, you know what I mean, but how do they how do they go against the guys with guns?
• 40:32
  [SPEAKER_17]: You need lead it?
• 40:32
  [SPEAKER_17]: Well, that's not the point because the guys with guns eventually Like it and with King John he couldn't do it, right?
• 40:40
  [SPEAKER_17]: So you find you have to find a point of leverage where they're there Powered as it mean anything like
• 40:48
  [SPEAKER_17]: As it stands right now, if people in Iran refuse to take part in all this bullshit and Iran has mercenaries or whatever's left of the IRGC turn inward on the country, then they're fucked.
• 40:59
  [SPEAKER_17]: They're going to eat themselves from the inside out, and they know it just like everybody else does.
• 41:03
  [SPEAKER_17]: They'll kill a couple of 10,000 protesters, but they're not going to kill a million.
• 41:08
  [SPEAKER_17]: You know what I mean?
• 41:09
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's just not going to happen.
• 41:10
  [SPEAKER_17]: So it's about leadership.
• 41:11
  [SPEAKER_17]: They need a leader and they need a leader or a leadership group inside that country that says, we're not here to start any trouble.
• 41:17
  [SPEAKER_17]: We're not going to fucking rebel against the government.
• 41:20
  [SPEAKER_17]: All we're going to do is say, hey, you fucked up.
• 41:24
  [SPEAKER_17]: This has not been good for us.
• 41:25
  [SPEAKER_17]: Look at the state of our country.
• 41:27
  [SPEAKER_17]: You need us now.
• 41:28
  [SPEAKER_17]: And here's what we want in exchange for that.
• 41:30
  [SPEAKER_17]: That's how it should be approached.
• 41:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and for me, as I'm looking at this, if you have 90 million people and Luke, you weren't here for this because I had said 30, and I had no idea.
• 41:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm dumb as shit, but, and I get dumber by the day.
• 41:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now with 90, as I look back at this, over the last 10 weeks, so this is going on now, if 90 million people can't rise up against their government, are most of them happy with the way that it fucking was.
• 42:00
  [SPEAKER_18]: I mean, they've had a revolution before, right?
• 42:02
  [SPEAKER_18]: I mean, it's hard to believe that they couldn't do it again.
• 42:04
  [SPEAKER_17]: Well, the, I mean, you, what, what do you mean the 79 revolution?
• 42:08
  [SPEAKER_17]: Uh, yeah.
• 42:09
  [SPEAKER_17]: You're talking about communist invading the country, though, right?
• 42:12
  [SPEAKER_17]: You're talking about a red, you're talking about the red, green alliance.
• 42:14
  [SPEAKER_17]: So communist from the Soviet Union and China stepped in and helped bring communism into Iran, right?
• 42:22
  [SPEAKER_17]: And as soon as the fucking Islamic regime took charge, they kicked all the communist out.
• 42:27
  [SPEAKER_17]: So I don't, I mean,
• 42:33
  [SPEAKER_17]: unless there's some new version of authoritarianism that comes in backs up a new revolution, I don't think it's going to happen as you say in the same way, right?
• 42:40
  [SPEAKER_17]: So what it requires now are people who are powerful within the country, people that are rich, military commanders from the regular Army not passage in the IRGC saying, you know what?
• 42:51
  [SPEAKER_17]: Fuck all this stupid shit.
• 42:52
  [SPEAKER_17]: We have power right now.
• 42:54
  [SPEAKER_17]: They need us.
• 42:55
  [SPEAKER_17]: We have power right now.
• 42:56
  [SPEAKER_17]: We're going to leverage our power to make our country better for future generations.
• 42:59
  [SPEAKER_17]: And you're not going to get everything you want.
• 43:00
  [SPEAKER_17]: Frankly, right?
• 43:01
  [SPEAKER_17]: No.
• 43:02
  [SPEAKER_17]: Nobody ever does.
• 43:02
  [SPEAKER_17]: No.
• 43:03
  [SPEAKER_17]: And criminal change is quite literally the way it's done.
• 43:07
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's the only way that it ever sustains itself.
• 43:10
  [SPEAKER_17]: If you'd go on a diet and you lose 15 pounds this week, guess what's happened next week?
• 43:14
  [SPEAKER_17]: You're gaining 15 fucking pounds because that's not natural.
• 43:17
  [SPEAKER_17]: Right, it took us 2,500 fucking years to develop Western civilization to the point that it's at right now, and they're not going to do it in a fucking year It's not going to happen, right?
• 43:26
  [SPEAKER_17]: So we've got to be ready to support incremental change there not some like grand revolution, but but hey We're going to we're going to establish not Accounts all the advisors that report directly to the fucking supreme commander or the supreme leader We're going to fucking establish a parliament
• 43:45
  [SPEAKER_17]: an Iranian parliament that gets voted on by the people you agree to that and we'll fucking help and right and that's one step maybe things don't go well
• 43:54
  [SPEAKER_17]: But they certainly won't go perfectly, but maybe they don't go well for a couple of years.
• 43:57
  [SPEAKER_17]: And then they get in trouble again, you go, you know what?
• 43:59
  [SPEAKER_17]: Now we need more representative government.
• 44:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I think there's something you say on the show all the time that's, we're in a, I want it now, country mode, you know, that's who we are.
• 44:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: And you look at the two examples that are the biggest over the last two years, El Salvador and Sven and Zwela.
• 44:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, change the leadership, and it seems like those two countries have changed literally overnight.
• 44:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: A lot of people are expecting the same to happen with Iran, but there's not a million fucking people there.
• 44:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: And because they don't have access to social media from what I've heard, they don't have internet, and they haven't had internet for what 30, 40 days or whatever the fuck it is, allegedly.
• 44:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: We're not seeing these rise up videos or anything else going on coming out of Iran.
• 44:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: So I don't know what the pulse is in Iran of the people of whether or not
• 44:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: most of them support this, or they're just fine with everything going on the way that it was.
• 44:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: El Salvador, and the people there just eventually got fed up with it and they were like, hey, well both of this fucking dude, yeah, build these sea-cut centers, put everybody in jail, and then crime has gone down what 99.2% or something crazy in two years, and you see a case study like that, and you're like, well fuck, could this happen to Iran?
• 45:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think, I know,
• 45:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: a lot of people probably wanted to be the same dude.
• 45:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: A lot of men, maybe.
• 45:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: If you're a woman there, short, but they're not speaking up.
• 45:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, the ones who are being silenced.
• 45:30
  [SPEAKER_17]: This is the same, I think this is something of a myth in some places.
• 45:36
  [SPEAKER_17]: If Gamma's seeing that's true, I don't think it's true in Iran.
• 45:39
  [SPEAKER_17]: Just like it's not true in the Black community in America.
• 45:41
  [SPEAKER_17]: People think was it because the number one, do you know the number one victim of gang violence is?
• 45:49
  [SPEAKER_17]: Black people black men 60 into 25 right the number one victim of terrorism anybody
• 45:59
  [SPEAKER_17]: wild guess other muslims era muslims no shy wide margin it's not even fucking close number two is actually uh... Indonesian muslims really yeah not even close like the amount of uh... white people or westerners or whatever they kill it's not even fucking close right and then third place would probably be Persian muslims i would imagine yeah because they just got fucking twenty thirty thousand one killed a
• 46:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I saw that.
• 46:26
  [SPEAKER_17]: So, you know, this is a myth that the men in the country because they have some position of power want things to stay the way it is.
• 46:36
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's the same myth that we tell about slavery in the United States.
• 46:39
  [SPEAKER_17]: Do you know what percentage of American men owned slaves?
• 46:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: No.
• 46:44
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yes.
• 46:45
  [SPEAKER_17]: 10.
• 46:46
  [SPEAKER_17]: 3%.
• 46:46
  [SPEAKER_17]: 3%.
• 46:47
  [SPEAKER_17]: Right?
• 46:48
  [SPEAKER_17]: So, the other 97% did not give a fuck if the rich guy down the street lost his free fucking labor.
• 46:55
  [SPEAKER_17]: No one cared about that.
• 46:56
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's just nonsense, right?
• 46:58
  [SPEAKER_17]: Now, people hated different, they hated black, a lot of people hated black people for no apparent reason.
• 47:04
  [SPEAKER_17]: But nobody was out there cheering for fucking slave labor.
• 47:08
  [SPEAKER_17]: It just didn't exist.
• 47:09
  [SPEAKER_17]: You can't find any contemporaries examples of normal people out there fucking protesting for slaves.
• 47:15
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's not a thing and it's not the same thing and a rant either.
• 47:19
  [SPEAKER_17]: People want
• 47:20
  [SPEAKER_17]: to fucking be fed, and have shelter, and energy, and clean drinking water, and hang out with their fucking family.
• 47:28
  [SPEAKER_17]: And that's it.
• 47:29
  [SPEAKER_17]: That's all they fucking care about.
• 47:30
  [SPEAKER_17]: What the fuck is this noise?
• 47:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, we got a, somebody cutting a lawn out there, dude.
• 47:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, directly behind Luke, it looks like,
• 47:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Is that what that is?
• 47:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: It is.
• 47:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 47:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Everyone's going to leave out there.
• 47:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 47:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: If you want to tell him to go fuck off Luke and welcome to the studio.
• 47:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: You can take Dan's gone out there and just say, hey, move on.
• 47:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: You can move it on.
• 47:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 47:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: We don't even have any trees also.
• 47:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: We don't have any fucking trees outside.
• 47:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: But looking long-term at this, I think it's your point, Dan.
• 47:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's going to be.
• 48:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: A couple victories, a couple losses, and it's going to be 50-50, you know?
• 48:06
  [SPEAKER_17]: I mean, that's over what time frame though, over the next year, probably, over the next five who knows.
• 48:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: I need this to be quicker than that.
• 48:15
  [SPEAKER_17]: No, no, no, I'm not talking about for us at all, for long run.
• 48:19
  [SPEAKER_17]: For Iran, I don't know if there is, I don't know what's the win for Iran out of this.
• 48:23
  [SPEAKER_17]: All of it.
• 48:24
  [SPEAKER_17]: To get incremental change, to use for the people, for the government's current position of weakness to extract whatever you can out of them.
• 48:35
  [SPEAKER_17]: That's what the people, no matter what society Iran should always be focused on.
• 48:41
  [SPEAKER_17]: Like it's the natural balance, it's pushing poll,
• 48:48
  [SPEAKER_17]: It is the balance of life, right, pressure and exhortation, right?
• 48:56
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's like the push of explosions from nuclear fusion, plus gravity trying to push that star down into nothing.
• 49:05
  [SPEAKER_17]: That's what life really is.
• 49:06
  [SPEAKER_17]: So you're always fighting against power.
• 49:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I just hope it's quick.
• 49:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Whatever the fuck it is, I hope it's quick because it seems to keep going on day by day by day.
• 49:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm just looking at everything, interest rates are highest fuck, gas prices are highest fuck.
• 49:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: And something's got to give here or just empty the fucking clip.
• 49:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is my coach set for the Colorado Spartans.
• 49:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: Shout out to you, Coach Show.
• 49:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: Next up, New York still doesn't get its tune.
• 49:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: New York Democrats running in a hotly-contested congressional primary pledged federal funding for drag story hour as record show city and state taxpayers have paid nearly 700,000 to boost the program.
• 49:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: In comments, Dan Goldman, representative, and his opponent former city controller, Brad Lander,
• 50:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: plus IA, element OP, Democratic club that they support dishing out federal money to subsidize the program, which invited drag queens in the schools to read to young children.
• 50:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Unfortunately, the majority does not allow funding from members of Congress to support
• 50:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: the LGBTQ plus IA, whatever the fuck that is programming, golden wrote in a questionnaire from Jim Owl's LGBT liberal democratic club.
• 50:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: Why do you even have that?
• 50:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: And God damn is that a mouthful to say and I'm shocked that I was able to say it today.
• 50:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: In response to a question about whether he had hosted and or funded, otherwise supported a drag story hour, says however, once we take back the house,
• 50:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: I certainly cannot wait to fun programs like drag story hours and other programs added Goldman who was seeking a third term, I would most certainly welcome the chance to host one.
• 50:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: A bet you would, friend.
• 51:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: I bet you fucking would.
• 51:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: And guess who'd be in drag?
• 51:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: It would be him.
• 51:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Why isn't anyone learning from these mistakes?
• 51:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: And why wasn't that in the autopsy report that we talked about last week?
• 51:12
  [SPEAKER_17]: I don't fucking know, man.
• 51:14
  [SPEAKER_17]: I mean, it's, I don't know if you saw this, but Mam Donnie announced this morning that he's going to seize property, rental properties from landlords and give it to non-profits.
• 51:25
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yep.
• 51:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: And he also got billed out $8 billion by the state of New York to fund his bullshit, which is going to be hawkful.
• 51:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now, if I'm a citizen outside of New York City,
• 51:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'd be fucking pissed that all my taxpayer dollars are going to New York City to fund this stupid shit.
• 51:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's been going around spiking the football and all kinds of crazy shit.
• 51:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: Have you seen him over the weekend doing this?
• 51:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Who am I?
• 51:49
  [SPEAKER_17]: Oh yeah.
• 51:50
  [SPEAKER_17]: He's really excited about that free money, dude.
• 51:52
  [SPEAKER_17]: You can't look.
• 51:53
  [SPEAKER_17]: There's nothing like that gets a socialist dick hard like free money because typically they can't get a rations.
• 52:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: No.
• 52:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: But the other clip that went viral
• 52:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: was like, what the fuck dude, I couldn't believe it.
• 52:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Let's see if I can find it here.
• 52:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: He was discussing, so I don't know if you saw this.
• 52:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's doing the FDR fire side.
• 52:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe he does listen to the show.
• 52:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's doing the FDR fire side chat thing that we always said the Trump should do.
• 52:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 52:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now he's gonna do this as a streamer.
• 52:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know that, who's this?
• 52:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm done.
• 52:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's going to do what?
• 52:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's going to do the fireside chats once a week, but on stream.
• 52:38
  [SPEAKER_17]: You think he's going to do it like Mr. Rogers where he walks in and then changes into a fucking softer sweater and some house shoes before he goes into it.
• 52:48
  [SPEAKER_17]: And then he goes into the land to make believe or any fucking thing he says is going to come true.
• 52:53
  [SPEAKER_17]: Maybe.
• 52:54
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's just like, you don't even have to change the set.
• 53:01
  [SPEAKER_17]: Right.
• 53:02
  [SPEAKER_17]: This keep him there from fucking big bird.
• 53:04
  [SPEAKER_17]: Oscar, the Grouch, what's your name?
• 53:05
  [SPEAKER_17]: I'm Oscar.
• 53:07
  [SPEAKER_17]: Is that fentanyl?
• 53:09
  [SPEAKER_17]: Sure is, but I'm going to go stab some white lady on the train.
• 53:14
  [SPEAKER_17]: Here's some free money.
• 53:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
• 53:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Go to your Instagram, Luke.
• 53:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry, not an Instagram Twitter.
• 53:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Drink a bro's podcast Twitter and play this clip.
• 53:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: This.
• 53:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: was him talking on his first fire side chat stream over the weekend about stealing YouTube TV.
• 53:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: Who's this gaylord sitting next to him?
• 53:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is his, so he's going to show up on people's streams and do this shit.
• 53:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know who this is.
• 53:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: Um, I can give that some volume and press feeling incredible about the next game to game two tonight.
• 53:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, I do watch game one.
• 53:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: I also have to give a shout out to my friend Nick this drama because the only reason I could watch game one was
• 53:54
  [SPEAKER_17]: I have someone as YouTube TV, too.
• 53:56
  [SPEAKER_17]: That's cool.
• 53:58
  [SPEAKER_17]: So what?
• 53:59
  [SPEAKER_17]: What's that?
• 53:59
  [SPEAKER_17]: Come back, wasn't it?
• 54:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: A lot of people ask, what's Democratic Socialism?
• 54:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sharing YouTube TV with your boys.
• 54:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's right.
• 54:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's also a little bit of example of that.
• 54:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: We're all living the same life.
• 54:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Come on.
• 54:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Just log in.
• 54:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, I got to say...
• 54:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: The press pause now, you're good for the rest of this.
• 54:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: So, going on your first stream and saying, hey, you know what Democratic Socialism is?
• 54:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Still in YouTube TV from your buddy and just getting your password and fucking username.
• 54:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's what it's, and both of them high five because dude, I did the same thing man.
• 54:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: I stole it too.
• 54:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, oh, cool.
• 54:30
  [SPEAKER_17]: So when the prices get driven up, you'll know why.
• 54:33
  [SPEAKER_17]: You're a NEPO kid, um, who makes 260 grand a year and has free housing and you're stealing somebody's fucking TV.
• 54:42
  [SPEAKER_17]: The what, what is like, just say you're a fucking loser.
• 54:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: I couldn't believe it's life on here.
• 54:49
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's like, who would have missed something like that?
• 54:51
  [SPEAKER_17]: I don't know.
• 54:52
  [SPEAKER_17]: Man, I can't afford $19 a month.
• 54:55
  [SPEAKER_17]: How old is he?
• 54:56
  [SPEAKER_17]: 36, I think.
• 54:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, he's stealing YouTube TV because he can't afford to watch the next and like, hey, bro, the simplest packages to watch the next games are like 50 bucks.
• 55:06
  [SPEAKER_17]: You can watch it on ESPN.
• 55:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I think it's on...
• 55:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Actually, I think it's a free TV now.
• 55:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's the finals.
• 55:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's the conference finals going in the thing.
• 55:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah There's no reason to steal anything for Christ's sex.
• 55:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can get fucking rabid years I noticed something that they left out of that clip was the live chat from the stream It was just nothing but that looks just sick after do.
• 55:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's really funny.
• 55:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Is it really it's really bad We can play on patreon.
• 55:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: What was oh, they left it out of us.
• 55:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: You can find it funny Fucking hell dude.
• 55:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's crazy
• 55:40
  [SPEAKER_17]: Oh, Ice Pepper Spray the US Center yesterday, Sweet.
• 55:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Good.
• 55:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Good.
• 55:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, with all this shit, again, I'm going to go back to that autopsy report that we talked about last week for the DNC.
• 55:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: All of this should be in there.
• 55:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, dude, we got to give up on the drag story, our bullshits.
• 55:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: We got to give up on the trans bullshits.
• 55:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: We got to give up on this socialism.
• 56:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Should never ever come out of one Democrats' mouth.
• 56:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Ever.
• 56:06
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
• 56:07
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, it's really funny.
• 56:10
  [SPEAKER_17]: Goldman is a total fucking limp dick turret.
• 56:13
  [SPEAKER_17]: He's a veteran, by the way.
• 56:14
  [SPEAKER_17]: I think it's a Ranger actually.
• 56:16
  [SPEAKER_17]: Really not, but he's a total fucking faggot and he's the incumbent there.
• 56:22
  [SPEAKER_17]: He's been there for a while and he, I swear to God, he's getting the shit kicked out of him in every poll and his response to it.
• 56:29
  [SPEAKER_17]: is to like you know what we should do is more more of the stuff that's getting us uh... fucking big else nationwide uh... let's go groom some children and that ladies and gentlemen is your democratic party now obviously people had some feeling about this you can play that one because it's just nothing but fucking
• 56:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, do you know what asky code is?
• 56:50
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, and it's not asky code.
• 56:51
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's just like fucking letters, I guess, technically that are making images and shit that are scrolling through the chat.
• 56:56
  [SPEAKER_17]: And it's there's one of a dude getting lucky.
• 56:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Look, if that, you put that on screen.
• 57:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're good.
• 57:00
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, I don't know if you can tell, but that's two sets and not two cocks and one butthole.
• 57:05
  [SPEAKER_17]: And that is, is that Ricky from trailer room?
• 57:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now, Luke, I'm going to need your help on this one here.
• 57:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: She's a weird one.
• 57:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're 129.
• 57:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: How difficult is that to do in a live chat?
• 57:15
  [SPEAKER_17]: No, you just copied it.
• 57:16
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, you just googled it.
• 57:17
  [SPEAKER_17]: That's it?
• 57:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you just copied it.
• 57:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, shit.
• 57:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Nobody actually learned something every day.
• 57:21
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, nobody would think something.
• 57:22
  [SPEAKER_17]: What do you think this is?
• 57:23
  [SPEAKER_17]: They're hacking the Gibson or something.
• 57:25
  [SPEAKER_17]: Which is, I don't even know where that phrase came from.
• 57:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was trying to give credits to America's youth.
• 57:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe they're actually really good artists.
• 57:31
  [SPEAKER_17]: That was a 35 or 45 year old guy that did that.
• 57:34
  [SPEAKER_17]: That was not a young person.
• 57:36
  [SPEAKER_17]: Young people are playing fucking Minecraft and shit.
• 57:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't even know what channel this is on.
• 57:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: do you know was this switch or.
• 57:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's right.
• 57:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 57:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, this is what he's going to do.
• 57:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, they're double and down on it.
• 57:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: My question is.
• 57:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Because so many people are doubling down on this rhetoric and all this other shit.
• 57:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: Will that even matter will gas prices even matter when you get to the midterms like that's.
• 58:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's kind of what I'm waiting to see.
• 58:01
  [SPEAKER_17]: I mean, I guess it depends, you know, people aren't psyched about the state of the country with regard to affordability right now.
• 58:12
  [SPEAKER_17]: But, and then if you're a Democrat, all you gotta do shut the fuck up, right?
• 58:16
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, all you gotta do is be like, hey, at least we're not them.
• 58:19
  [SPEAKER_17]: But instead they're like, hey, remember all that dumb shit we're doing?
• 58:23
  [SPEAKER_17]: Do it again, fuck you, man.
• 58:26
  [SPEAKER_17]: Jesus Christ.
• 58:27
  [SPEAKER_17]: And that socialist stuff is so funny here.
• 58:29
  [SPEAKER_17]: I'm sending you a link on Twitter here and play this.
• 58:35
  [SPEAKER_17]: This is Bernie Sanders over the years.
• 58:38
  [SPEAKER_17]: This is how this is the progression of a socialist.
• 58:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: in the direction of Alagaki.
• 58:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: The United States of America today is increasingly becoming an Alagaki.
• 58:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: War and more moving toward an Alagaki.
• 58:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: We are moving in the direction of Alagaki.
• 58:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: We will move even more rapidly in the direction of an Alagaki.
• 59:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's great country.
• 59:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's evolving into an Alagaki society.
• 59:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: it is called oligarchy.
• 59:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: And that is the system we are rapidly moving toward.
• 59:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is a budget that moves our country rapidly into the direction of oligarchy.
• 59:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: They handful of billionaires on moving this entire planet.
• 59:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: toward an oligarch.
• 59:29
  [SPEAKER_17]: So now it's not just the US, it's a whole goddamn planet, dude.
• 59:32
  [SPEAKER_17]: Right.
• 59:33
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, so apparently we've been moving towards an oligarchy for 40 fucking years.
• 59:37
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
• 59:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: And it hasn't happened, huh?
• 59:39
  [SPEAKER_17]: I don't know.
• 59:39
  [SPEAKER_17]: Things move slowly, I guess.
• 59:41
  [SPEAKER_17]: I guess so, man.
• 59:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: But at least these consistent, Jesus Christ, man.
• 59:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck.
• 59:46
  [SPEAKER_18]: Crazy messaging discipline.
• 59:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, for 40 years of an oligarchy.
• 59:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't look full disclosure because I'm a normal fucking
• 59:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, U.S. citizen here, all of Garkey, the only time I've ever really heard that term is in regards to Russia.
• 1:00:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: Am I missing something else that's bigger?
• 1:00:04
  [SPEAKER_17]: There have been many oligarchies through human history, and we are definitely not one.
• 1:00:10
  [SPEAKER_17]: It doesn't feel like it.
• 1:00:12
  [SPEAKER_17]: No.
• 1:00:12
  [SPEAKER_17]: So don't really understand that.
• 1:00:13
  [SPEAKER_17]: Now, it's where most control rests.
• 1:00:17
  [SPEAKER_17]: most political control rest with a small like elite rich billionaire class or whatever stupid shit.
• 1:00:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's just like I looked it up over the weekend, by the way, you know, there's only nine hundred and eighty nine billionaires in the United States of America.
• 1:00:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:00:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: So this whole thing of like protect the billionaires.
• 1:00:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: What is that point zero zero zero two of the population like I don't.
• 1:00:43
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of
• 1:00:49
  [SPEAKER_17]: Let's tat like, uh, who is it, uh, mark something that actor the Hulk, what's his name?
• 1:00:56
  [SPEAKER_17]: Uh, Ruffalo.
• 1:00:56
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, I was like, we got a, we could solve all the world's problems.
• 1:01:00
  [SPEAKER_17]: If we just fucking taxed all the billionaires globally, okay, right, write me a budget then.
• 1:01:05
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, write me a budget then.
• 1:01:06
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
• 1:01:07
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, and you know what's funny, Elon has called these fucking retards out on this a number of times.
• 1:01:12
  [SPEAKER_17]: They're like a number of times, who was said, for fucking $16 billion, we could end hunger in fucking Elon's, I write a plan, and if it's true, I'll fucking do it right now, but it's not.
• 1:01:24
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's not, you're fucking stupid.
• 1:01:25
  [SPEAKER_17]: The only way to end hunger is to end people, right?
• 1:01:30
  [SPEAKER_17]: Because there are winners and losers in life.
• 1:01:32
  [SPEAKER_17]: And if you're out there bitching about life, you're a fucking loser.
• 1:01:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: How about that?
• 1:01:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry about it.
• 1:01:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, next up, Trump back, Ken Paxton.
• 1:01:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: Running tonight against John Conan in the battle of a Senate seat in Texas there on the repube side.
• 1:01:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Huh, is the day that I'm waiting for for a long time.
• 1:01:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: I've always hated fucking John Conan.
• 1:01:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now, on the flip side of this, Ken Paxton is no fucking angel for Christ's.
• 1:02:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Rific human being.
• 1:02:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: And, uh, just cheat some as wife all the time.
• 1:02:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, for Mother's Day, it was, uh, I want to think all the women in my life and not just woman.
• 1:02:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, but for him, tonight's the night's, we get in some shit.
• 1:02:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, this would be essentially the, uh, 11th candidates that's Trump backs, that wins in a primary down there.
• 1:02:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: I fully expect Ken Paxons and wins tonight's polls close at seven.
• 1:02:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Um, are you in the same camp here?
• 1:02:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:02:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:02:29
  [SPEAKER_17]: And the funniest thing that people are saying right now, we'll talk more about this with a Karen Bass situation that's going on right now, but...
• 1:02:38
  [SPEAKER_17]: is that, oh, you guys are basically fucking anointing, Talereco to win, like what are you talking about?
• 1:02:44
  [SPEAKER_17]: You think the guy that thinks Jesus is trans is gonna win and fucking Texas, sorry man, that's just not a thing.
• 1:02:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: It isn't, and what's weird to me, even strangers, like, you know, Democratic friends of mine in Texas are having these Talereco signs in your argument, I'm like man, you guys are anywhere religious.
• 1:03:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, he's a, a Protestant priest.
• 1:03:05
  [SPEAKER_17]: He's a, he's a groomer.
• 1:03:06
  [SPEAKER_17]: I think they're called.
• 1:03:07
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, I don't know what fucking religion that is.
• 1:03:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't either, but he's one of the strangest candidates I've seen in a long time.
• 1:03:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: I would say Santos is probably the only one that I can kind of go back to with this on the Republican side with his shit.
• 1:03:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, the Talereco thing is so fucking weird to me and I personally know.
• 1:03:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's been some of these fucking meetings down there
• 1:03:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: When they were trying to get me to run for this one fucking thing that Give me six months and I'll talk about it on air, but it was local and then you go and meet everybody else and blah, blah, blah It's a big fucking circle jerk They're sitting on a treasure trove of fucking endless video of him saying the most fucked up shit on the planet That is gonna be used over and over and over again in November
• 1:03:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: Let's say, I don't think this is going to show.
• 1:03:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm betting on my money tonight.
• 1:03:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm passing on my book.
• 1:03:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: If it's available, I'll look it up after the show.
• 1:04:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: But let's say that's corne and somehow wins tonight's race.
• 1:04:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: I would still pick corne and overtelloreco.
• 1:04:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm not kidding.
• 1:04:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there's not even a question.
• 1:04:13
  [SPEAKER_17]: No, and that's the thing, right?
• 1:04:15
  [SPEAKER_17]: Like if, uh,
• 1:04:18
  [SPEAKER_17]: After Massey lost his primary, all the so-called Republicans and libertarians supported him said that they're going to vote for Democrats in the, in the, in the, in the, in November, right.
• 1:04:30
  [SPEAKER_17]: And they're going to vote against, at Gal Reyn as well.
• 1:04:32
  [SPEAKER_17]: Zero people, not one person.
• 1:04:36
  [SPEAKER_17]: Who voted for Ed Gaulrain is gonna vote for Democrats in November as a result.
• 1:04:41
  [SPEAKER_17]: Even if he had lost Thomas Massey, all of Gaulrain supporters was still voted for Republicans and that's a difference, right?
• 1:04:47
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
• 1:04:48
  [SPEAKER_17]: That's a difference.
• 1:04:49
  [SPEAKER_17]: So not but hurt fucking children.
• 1:04:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:04:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: And tonight's, I get... Zayama Game Wingman.
• 1:04:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Kimmy, Kimmy, Pakistan by...
• 1:05:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go double digits.
• 1:05:04
  [SPEAKER_17]: I'm gonna go eight to 10 times.
• 1:05:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think 12% with 10 being the highest there.
• 1:05:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: I can see eight to 10 tonight.
• 1:05:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think this is gonna be particularly close.
• 1:05:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: I really don't.
• 1:05:15
  [SPEAKER_17]: No, I don't think a lot of these races are gonna be close.
• 1:05:18
  [SPEAKER_17]: I mean, this is still primary, but I think you're gonna see some surprising stuff in November too.
• 1:05:24
  [SPEAKER_17]: I know everybody thinks that Democrats are gonna make some moves and shit like that
• 1:05:30
  [SPEAKER_17]: the redistricting and the fact did.
• 1:05:31
  [SPEAKER_17]: So the RNC right now has $125 million cash on hand.
• 1:05:35
  [SPEAKER_17]: You know, much of Democrats have on hand.
• 1:05:37
  [SPEAKER_17]: Negative 3.1 million.
• 1:05:39
  [SPEAKER_17]: Why?
• 1:05:40
  [SPEAKER_17]: From Combo's campaign.
• 1:05:41
  [SPEAKER_17]: They still owe money.
• 1:05:42
  [SPEAKER_17]: Stop it.
• 1:05:43
  [SPEAKER_17]: Interesting.
• 1:05:44
  [SPEAKER_17]: They're still in debt.
• 1:05:45
  [SPEAKER_17]: Which means you have to go out and get funding or credit to do what exactly?
• 1:05:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: The lose?
• 1:05:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, now hey, now that you say that, maybe that's why they turn in the autopsy reporting complete.
• 1:05:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Those numbers were missing.
• 1:06:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't hear that.
• 1:06:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't hear that statistic and those are read it and those numbers.
• 1:06:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah.
• 1:06:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: And then the way that the media has tried to spend this of like, oh, they're gonna brace from the fallout of a brutal Texas runoff.
• 1:06:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, it happens all the time actually.
• 1:06:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: And then whoever comes out of this, usually wins it for the state of Texas.
• 1:06:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, it would take somebody extraordinary, not tele Rico.
• 1:06:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: No.
• 1:06:24
  [SPEAKER_17]: It would take Matthew McConaughey running as a Democrat.
• 1:06:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Correct.
• 1:06:28
  [SPEAKER_17]: Right.
• 1:06:28
  [SPEAKER_17]: And he's a fucking old school hippie.
• 1:06:31
  [SPEAKER_17]: Right.
• 1:06:31
  [SPEAKER_17]: He's a Democrat like Texas used to make Democrats, which are basically fucking Republicans like Charlie Wilson.
• 1:06:39
  [SPEAKER_17]: Right.
• 1:06:40
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
• 1:06:41
  [SPEAKER_17]: The guy that fucking Tom Hanks played in that movie about, uh, funding the, uh, uh, Mujahideen against Russia.
• 1:06:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Is McConaughey at the trouble?
• 1:06:49
  [SPEAKER_17]: What's his war?
• 1:06:49
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
• 1:06:50
  [SPEAKER_17]: No, I'm just saying what takes somebody who's like, McConaughey is an old-school Texas hippie, right?
• 1:06:54
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
• 1:06:54
  [SPEAKER_17]: They like drugs and they like guns.
• 1:06:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:06:57
  [SPEAKER_17]: Right.
• 1:06:57
  [SPEAKER_17]: So you can't really, I mean, they're sort of libertarian, I guess, but I don't think politically they're super deep in the, in the theology of politics or anything like that.
• 1:07:06
  [SPEAKER_17]: But that's what they believe, and you're just not going to get a guy like that to support fucking gender reassignment surgery for children.
• 1:07:14
  [SPEAKER_17]: Okay.
• 1:07:15
  [SPEAKER_17]: That if that's still part of your fucking platform, you're not getting them, man.
• 1:07:19
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
• 1:07:19
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's just not happening.
• 1:07:20
  [SPEAKER_17]: So, yeah.
• 1:07:23
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's a situation so out of pocket that there's no fucking reasoning to think about it, frankly.
• 1:07:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now, I agree, and I refuse to give that race any credit, but you know, the only thing on the side about is we're going to miss those commercials as well.
• 1:07:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: I really wanted to see this teller you could commercial sound there, but I'm sure look if I roll.
• 1:07:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, they well.
• 1:07:41
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, I mean, he they got plenty and the orange he's going to fund quite a better one soon.
• 1:07:44
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yes, yes, they are.
• 1:07:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Next up, Karen Bass has to go.
• 1:07:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: Now this one is a week from today.
• 1:07:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: So if you're in Los Angeles, please, I, hey, you want to talk about really voting for something like tonight.
• 1:07:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think it's going to be close.
• 1:07:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't really give a shit about it, right?
• 1:08:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking California.
• 1:08:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: is next week, and this is Primaries for Mayor, Governor.
• 1:08:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is the big one that's going to shock the world if any of this comes to fruition.
• 1:08:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Start with Karen Bass first.
• 1:08:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: The Los Angeles firefighters have broken ranks to tear into Karen Bass over the disastrous states of the departments across the city.
• 1:08:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Officers revealed to the California Post.
• 1:08:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: They are trapped in marathon shifts, missing paychecks, and going through hell, while it's budget flatlines, despite rising risk
• 1:08:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: They warned response times are climbing and emergency callouts are exploding, but City Hall was refusing to pump in desperately needed cash.
• 1:08:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Fire crews are now pulling together more than $1 million of their own cash to push for a sales tax measure, excuse me, sales tax measure.
• 1:08:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: They claim would cover just the basics to keep the department running.
• 1:08:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is a fucking insane story, you know.
• 1:08:59
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, I mean, it's one thing to have teachers raise and money for themselves and shit like that.
• 1:09:04
  [SPEAKER_17]: I mean, the government shouldn't be involved in education in the first place, so I don't really fucking care about that, frankly.
• 1:09:09
  [SPEAKER_17]: But when firefighter unions are getting together and doing fucking bake sales and car washes and shit like that to raise money, so they could pay for basic necessities.
• 1:09:20
  [SPEAKER_17]: After you let the city burn to the fucking ground.
• 1:09:25
  [SPEAKER_17]: then something's got to change.
• 1:09:26
  [SPEAKER_17]: I mean, they've spent, this is a democratic party folks.
• 1:09:29
  [SPEAKER_17]: Once again, this is a perfect example.
• 1:09:32
  [SPEAKER_17]: They're fucking retarded.
• 1:09:33
  [SPEAKER_17]: They're often left field talking about training bullshit while trunes are shooting up fucking schools and shit all the time.
• 1:09:39
  [SPEAKER_17]: Pretended like this is not some kind of mental illness.
• 1:09:42
  [SPEAKER_17]: And they still have it as part of their, like they're still trying to indoactory children.
• 1:09:46
  [SPEAKER_17]: They're still trying to fucking suggest.
• 1:09:49
  [SPEAKER_17]: that it's okay to even talk to kids about this stuff.
• 1:09:53
  [SPEAKER_17]: They're still doing all this stupid shit.
• 1:09:55
  [SPEAKER_17]: And they're spending an L.A. County $2 billion a year with a B on homelessness.
• 1:10:00
  [SPEAKER_17]: And it's gotten fucking 10 times worse since they started a year.
• 1:10:03
  [SPEAKER_17]: They spent like $26 billion over the last decade or so on homelessness.
• 1:10:09
  [SPEAKER_17]: And it's 10Xed.
• 1:10:10
  [SPEAKER_17]: I was 10Xed and as well point out once again.
• 1:10:13
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
• 1:10:16
  [SPEAKER_17]: Now they're now they're refusing to pay fire fighters for basing the sessies and shit like that after they've let the city burn to the fucking ground man So again, if you're upset about gas prices, I get it for upset about housing costs.
• 1:10:29
  [SPEAKER_17]: I get it These are all fucking problems that you should continue to complain about because if you don't the squeaky wheel gets a grease keep complaining It'll keep putting pressure on people and they'll keep making noise
• 1:10:39
  [SPEAKER_17]: And that'll have some kind of impact, right?
• 1:10:44
  [SPEAKER_17]: But if you are upset with the pace or the strategy of the current administration and you're fucking thinking about voting Democrat as an option, you're a fucking idiot.
• 1:10:53
  [SPEAKER_17]: You are a moron and you do not care about this country.
• 1:10:56
  [SPEAKER_17]: After looking at what they did during the Biden administration, allowing fucking 10 million to 12 million illegal Emirates coming to this country, trying to shut down the country,
• 1:11:09
  [SPEAKER_17]: and trying to stand up with what they call it a governance, a disinformation governance board, a fucking big brother, an agency inside of DHS to spy on you and put you in prison because you said words on the internet.
• 1:11:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: And you think that's a fucking option and you're a fucking moron.
• 1:11:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm looking at Rich Rodriguez, a rich Ramirez, vice president of U of LAC, local 112 out there, shout out to you guys and fire fire paramedic, he told the post, we don't have relief, we can't just shut something down and tell residents that no one is coming.
• 1:11:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: So you stay, all right, says you can go from doing CPR on a child in a traffic crash cutting somebody out of a vehicle and then straight to a drowning that happens in a single 24 hour shifts a firefighter described the 48 hour tours that spiral longer.
• 1:12:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: with mandated overtime keeping some on duty for up to 120 hours and high intensity conditions.
• 1:12:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: That happened when the city burned down last year, obviously, but the interesting part to me and you know, I'll try to read everything across the internet to at least be in touch with this.
• 1:12:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was one guy that wrote an article that just said Spencer Pratt, you don't want this job.
• 1:12:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: And he said, uh, not because I don't believe in what you're saying and what you're doing, but he goes, they don't have the money to execute what you're trying to do.
• 1:12:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sure they do.
• 1:12:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: Where is that coming from?
• 1:12:34
  [SPEAKER_17]: From the $2 billion a year, they're spending on homelessness, buying housing for people, fuck them.
• 1:12:41
  [SPEAKER_17]: So that like, sit drug, uh, uh, uh, harm reduction drug policies where they're buying
• 1:12:53
  [SPEAKER_17]: all the spending get the fuck out of here.
• 1:12:56
  [SPEAKER_17]: Well, it's a different thing.
• 1:12:58
  [SPEAKER_17]: So when you go to even as a public jurisdiction, whether it's a city, state, gut federal government, whatever it is, and you're like, hey, we need to go into debt a little bit to fix a problem, right?
• 1:13:10
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's one thing to say we got to go into debt and fix a problem that's gonna have no measurable impact on our economy moving forward, right?
• 1:13:16
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's only an expense.
• 1:13:18
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's another thing entirely,
• 1:13:20
  [SPEAKER_17]: to rebuild a bunch of houses upon which those people will pay property taxes for the next 25 to 50 fucking years.
• 1:13:27
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's not the same equation, okay?
• 1:13:29
  [SPEAKER_17]: So people that are saying he's going to have a trouble with this don't know math.
• 1:13:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: My opinion.
• 1:13:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: So it wasn't that one of his biggest issues at the end of the article is saying it's again going back to the $2 billion.
• 1:13:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, that is there.
• 1:13:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: However, they said the mayor of Los Angeles, and I didn't know this would have to ask from the governor or to shave off part of this budgeting to go to Los Angeles the same way that Mundani.
• 1:13:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: had to get it from Kathy Hawkel in New York.
• 1:13:57
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, now there's a decent chance that government is going to be Steve Hilton, which would be great, but you need both.
• 1:14:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:14:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: So you would absolutely need both.
• 1:14:04
  [SPEAKER_17]: I'm telling you, I'm telling you right now, Pete, you young fucking homosexuals out there will forget how quickly
• 1:14:12
  [SPEAKER_17]: the governor turned California around after Gray Davis but fucked that place into obscurity.
• 1:14:18
  [SPEAKER_17]: Cooper's around for that, you were young, but I was there too.
• 1:14:21
  [SPEAKER_17]: Oh, four.
• 1:14:22
  [SPEAKER_17]: Oh, four to oh wait in California despite the crime, the looming financial crisis that was coming in oh wait was a fucking boom.
• 1:14:29
  [SPEAKER_17]: And it was nice.
• 1:14:30
  [SPEAKER_17]: In California, it stayed nice even after that until about 2010, we're sort of the go downhill.
• 1:14:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: I know.
• 1:14:36
  [SPEAKER_17]: Nobody had more impositive impact on
• 1:14:40
  [SPEAKER_17]: California and recent memory that Arnold Schwarzenegger and people will say things like oh, Hilton's just a Hollywood Republican which means Democrat like yeah, who cares who cares so was Arnold Schwarzenegger motherfucker he gave ideas to all the fucking legal immigrants.
• 1:14:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't particularly care for that either I remember voting and I remember saying to myself it can't get any worse than what we have so why not vote for Arnold Schwarzenegger although I thought it was a fucking joke at the zoo
• 1:15:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I walked out of there, and I was like, out of the voting booth, and I was just like, oh, can't get any worse.
• 1:15:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: And that's the same way I feel about this race right now.
• 1:15:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: With Karen Bass and Spencer Prats, guess what?
• 1:15:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Karen Bass was in there.
• 1:15:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's bad as you can possibly get sure.
• 1:15:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Let's give it to the fucking reality star.
• 1:15:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:15:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Let's see, let's just see what it has.
• 1:15:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: It can't get any worse Los Angeles, so fucking it.
• 1:15:38
  [SPEAKER_17]: There's no experience that gets you ready to be the executive of something.
• 1:15:44
  [SPEAKER_17]: You either have that talent or you don't, right?
• 1:15:47
  [SPEAKER_17]: You either have a vision and an execution plan and a team around you that can get it done, or you don't.
• 1:15:52
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's that simple, right?
• 1:15:53
  [SPEAKER_17]: That's why people can walk in off the street, like Trump with no political experience and immediately have a team, right?
• 1:15:59
  [SPEAKER_17]: Whereas some people have been in politics for years, like Thomas Massey was in politics for fucking years.
• 1:16:04
  [SPEAKER_17]: He never did anything.
• 1:16:06
  [SPEAKER_17]: Ever.
• 1:16:06
  [SPEAKER_17]: had no nobody gave a fuck what he thought except for his like 12 fans right you know what I mean and he like it started out as a lot of fans and it just like eroded over time because he was in he was one of these purity test fucking libertarians like if i don't get everything i want for christmas and everybody's a pedophile to like all right cool man just see you later
• 1:16:27
  [SPEAKER_17]: Because now nobody fucking cares what you think at all asshole.
• 1:16:30
  [SPEAKER_17]: The only thing anybody will remember about Thomas Massey is that whenever Republicans during this time of movement for the Republican Party, for the first time in 40 years, every time they need a divorce from him, he said no.
• 1:16:41
  [SPEAKER_17]: So fuck him.
• 1:16:42
  [SPEAKER_17]: By the way, he voted for all the fucking Biden tax hikes.
• 1:16:46
  [SPEAKER_17]: Fuck you Thomas Massey, you piece of shit.
• 1:16:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Next up, dog shoots woman.
• 1:16:54
  [SPEAKER_17]: sounds like it here.
• 1:16:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was a reportedly triggered a shotgun inside of a truck.
• 1:16:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's good.
• 1:16:59
  [SPEAKER_17]: Like, Eddie Falco had a storyline on on 30 rock, where she got shot in the face by a dog.
• 1:17:07
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, holy, then there was a lifetime of it about it.
• 1:17:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's amazing, dude.
• 1:17:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this was during a stop in Nebraska gas station Saturday, sending a blast through the vehicle and injuring a woman in another vehicle, several yards away, according to local reports, citing Nebraska authorities.
• 1:17:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: The incident unfolded shortly after noon,
• 1:17:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: when the vehicle pulled into a short stop, a gas station and convenient store located at 2002 Avenue.
• 1:17:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: I, maybe, are L, the care is coming up.
• 1:17:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Who cares?
• 1:17:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: The brassman exactly.
• 1:17:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: During that time, the dog reportedly moved around in the rear seats and then came into contact for the shotguns stored in the vehicle and the firearm appear to have a hole I've found in the chamber.
• 1:17:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: was discharged after being triggered.
• 1:18:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: The blast reportedly passing through the vehicle's front passenger side door, traveled out of the parking lot, struck a woman who was stopped at a nearby traffic lights several yards away.
• 1:18:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Police said a shotgun pellet struck the upper portion of her right arm, which was resting out on the window at the time and her injuries were considered non-life threatening
• 1:18:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: to the fucking hospital.
• 1:18:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: The dog will not be facing any charges.
• 1:18:29
  [SPEAKER_17]: We've, okay, so Homer in the chat says, what race was the dog?
• 1:18:35
  [SPEAKER_17]: Well, and then the bangering band it probably a black lab that Jackie Jean says seems more like a cat moved than a dog.
• 1:18:45
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's fair.
• 1:18:47
  [SPEAKER_17]: Boom Raider says black lab pit mix.
• 1:18:49
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yes, like that one probably the most accurate response so far.
• 1:18:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, this exact same thing actually happened to somebody in my hometown when I was growing up.
• 1:18:58
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, I was going to say, I'm surprised it hasn't happened once or twice before.
• 1:19:05
  [SPEAKER_17]: I wish we could play that 30 rock clip at YouTube.
• 1:19:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: We'll do this on the NBC and be free to address this on here.
• 1:19:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, but instead, usually at the end of the show, we get to the drinking bro of the week.
• 1:19:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's been on drinking bros.com, but we'll, we'll go back to the memes here, Luke.
• 1:19:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: You want to pull up your Instagram for us?
• 1:19:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: We'll do these at the end of the show today.
• 1:19:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
• 1:19:25
  [SPEAKER_17]: What's this first one here, Dan?
• 1:19:27
  [SPEAKER_17]: This first one is a campaign ad called Hose for Pratt.
• 1:19:30
  [SPEAKER_17]: So some comedian went around town and interviewed a bunch of prostitutes in LA asking who they were voting for.
• 1:19:36
  [SPEAKER_17]: You're right.
• 1:19:37
  [SPEAKER_17]: Are you kidding?
• 1:19:37
  [SPEAKER_17]: No.
• 1:19:38
  [SPEAKER_17]: I'm not kidding.
• 1:19:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is awesome.
• 1:19:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
• 1:19:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: rewind this clip here real quick.
• 1:19:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
• 1:19:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're going to have to start it over Luke.
• 1:19:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
• 1:19:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Press play.
• 1:19:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: House for Spencer Pratt, House for Spencer Pratt.
• 1:19:55
  [SPEAKER_15]: I want Figure over Street, no one has the heart of a Los Angeles whole economy.
• 1:19:59
  [SPEAKER_15]: And the working women this district has something to say about the candidates that are running through the 2026 mayor of Los Angeles.
• 1:20:06
  [SPEAKER_15]: What's your name and who are you voting for?
• 1:20:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: My name is Mia.
• 1:20:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm voting for Spencer Pat because I'm going to write my entrepreneurial business without drug-addicted zombies running me off the block.
• 1:20:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: Give me 20 minutes, okay?
• 1:20:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: Uh, Ben Temunotos, I'll be back.
• 1:20:17
  [SPEAKER_10]: How's for Spencer Pat?
• 1:20:19
  [SPEAKER_15]: What's your name and who are you voting for?
• 1:20:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm Lisa and I'm voting for Spencer Pat.
• 1:20:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm voting for Spencer Pat because I'm tired of putting out fires that aren't mine.
• 1:20:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: Holy fire in the apartment.
• 1:20:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: I should be the only thing smoking on the street.
• 1:20:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: How's for Spencer Pat?
• 1:20:36
  [SPEAKER_15]: What's your name and who are you voting for?
• 1:20:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: My name is Wau and I'm your Spencer Pratt.
• 1:20:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Spencer said he's gonna come all the rules for small businesses.
• 1:20:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you know how many rules I do with on the blade?
• 1:20:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: How is what for Spencer Pratt?
• 1:20:46
  [SPEAKER_15]: So when it comes to figure out where you've got our vote, we get Spencer Pratt five stars.
• 1:20:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's great.
• 1:20:54
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, that's not bad at all.
• 1:20:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know what this is a great way to end the show, actually.
• 1:20:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:20:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm actually really fucking enjoying this.
• 1:21:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: What do we get up next?
• 1:21:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: Um, this one's called down, down or the food.
• 1:21:06
  [SPEAKER_17]: Okay.
• 1:21:07
  [SPEAKER_17]: That's how the screen is.
• 1:21:08
  [SPEAKER_16]: The higher the socks, the down or the foo homes.
• 1:21:12
  [SPEAKER_16]: You already know.
• 1:21:14
  [SPEAKER_16]: That's right.
• 1:21:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: I fucking knew it dude.
• 1:21:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: God.
• 1:21:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Damn it.
• 1:21:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's great.
• 1:21:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
• 1:21:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: Shit, you know what, due to after reading all the misery that is fake news that ends up being real news.
• 1:21:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is a great way to end the show.
• 1:21:30
  [SPEAKER_17]: What do we got up back here?
• 1:21:32
  [SPEAKER_17]: This one's called Judgment Day.
• 1:21:35
  [SPEAKER_14]: Ning is anyone else's concern about Skynet?
• 1:21:38
  [SPEAKER_14]: Is I am?
• 1:21:39
  [SPEAKER_14]: Skynet is an artificial super intelligence manifesting itself into the form of rivets.
• 1:21:43
  [SPEAKER_14]: It's rivets, it's rivets, it's rivets, it's rivets, it's rivets, it's rivets, it's rivets, it's rivets, it's rivets, it's rivets, it's rivets, it's rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets, rivets
• 1:21:54
  [SPEAKER_14]: I reached out to this DEI hire for an interview he of course declined actually.
• 1:21:59
  [SPEAKER_14]: Artificial intelligence has changed in the last few years.
• 1:22:01
  [SPEAKER_14]: They used to just want your data and credit card numbers as well as to see your wife naked through a laptop webcam.
• 1:22:07
  [SPEAKER_14]: Now it just seems like they want to take your life.
• 1:22:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, it's a great sucker Carlson.
• 1:22:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god.
• 1:22:18
  [SPEAKER_14]: In other news, a Los Angeles night.
• 1:22:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's a great that's a great Tucker Carlson.
• 1:22:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there's a guy in essence I'll do it right now.
• 1:22:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Not that good.
• 1:22:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, that one's really fucking good.
• 1:22:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah What do we get up next?
• 1:22:31
  [SPEAKER_17]: This is called say it out loud.
• 1:22:33
  [SPEAKER_17]: Say what something you'll get a lot of hate for if you say it out loud Constecampion that's what this bro something you'll get a lot of hate for if you say it out loud Transwomen are really men that'll fuck a retox
• 1:22:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, man.
• 1:22:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: God, I feel better about my life with these at the end of the show.
• 1:22:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'd be something.
• 1:22:58
  [SPEAKER_17]: This is called, whoa, whoa.
• 1:22:59
  [SPEAKER_17]: This is called Marine Corps.
• 1:23:00
  [SPEAKER_17]: It says a POV of a mom dropping her son off at the Marine Corps recruiting office.
• 1:23:09
  [SPEAKER_12]: No, I'm asking what a specific condition is down syndrome cerebral palsy.
• 1:23:13
  [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, oh, I'm not sure.
• 1:23:16
  [SPEAKER_12]: Sweetie, what is your condition?
• 1:23:19
  [SPEAKER_12]: How should I know?
• 1:23:20
  [SPEAKER_12]: I'm retarded.
• 1:23:21
  [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
• 1:23:27
  [SPEAKER_17]: Oh, he's a great dude.
• 1:23:30
  [SPEAKER_17]: This was called a roping horse.
• 1:23:31
  [SPEAKER_17]: This was worth the wait.
• 1:23:33
  [SPEAKER_17]: This was called roping horse.
• 1:23:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, shit.
• 1:23:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is what I saw on the horse.
• 1:23:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 1:23:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, his horse really go down, dude.
• 1:23:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: This first horror gets yanks.
• 1:23:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Watch that, press play, what's up?
• 1:23:48
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
• 1:23:49
  [SPEAKER_17]: Just too confident that she was going to make it by- If a guy's out there swinging the rope and he's going to some brahron, he's going to get you.
• 1:23:54
  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
• 1:23:55
  [SPEAKER_17]: You're not made as well, just walk over gently because you're about to get fucked up.
• 1:23:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're not going to win that, though.
• 1:23:59
  [SPEAKER_17]: That was a big mistake.
• 1:24:01
  [SPEAKER_17]: This one's called Layup.
• 1:24:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: Layup.
• 1:24:03
  [SPEAKER_17]: And this is, we've done this same meme before.
• 1:24:05
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's this guy talking about Iran or Iraq, but this one's funnier than what we did.
• 1:24:09
  [SPEAKER_17]: So I'm doing it again.
• 1:24:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: OK. And you're up.
• 1:24:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: Not Iran and Iraq and these are the twin towers, not a fucking landing strip.
• 1:24:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Anyways, we're hoping today, watch me hit this fucking layoff.
• 1:24:24
  [SPEAKER_17]: It's it on.
• 1:24:28
  [SPEAKER_17]: That one's not even.
• 1:24:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Is it not?
• 1:24:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you guys, it reminds me of that first meeting.
• 1:24:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: I remember the first one, this one wins.
• 1:24:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: That was by a mile.
• 1:24:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: Fuckin' the mile.
• 1:24:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: What's the last one?
• 1:24:39
  [SPEAKER_17]: This last one's called robbery.
• 1:24:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right, robbery.
• 1:24:44
  [SPEAKER_08]: Sorry boys, I'd like to report a robbery.
• 1:24:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, where is this robbery taken place?
• 1:24:49
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm the corner of third and main.
• 1:24:50
  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, right.
• 1:24:51
  [SPEAKER_08]: Do you have a few of the suspects?
• 1:24:53
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yes, he is a he and a tall.
• 1:24:55
  [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, any other description.
• 1:25:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: Ha ha ha.
• 1:25:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: There's a description.
• 1:25:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: Changing consumer habits.
• 1:25:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's basically a changing consumer habits.
• 1:25:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry.
• 1:25:10
  [SPEAKER_06]: What's changing?
• 1:25:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the timing of that.
• 1:25:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: You got to get this and it's correct, dude.
• 1:25:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: That'll be the whole joke right there.
• 1:25:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: Wait a go.
• 1:25:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's the best one we've had a long time.
• 1:25:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Great.
• 1:25:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Jesus Christ, dude.
• 1:25:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right kids, appreciate you sooner than go to iTunes, right?
• 1:25:31
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• 1:25:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: Spotify will be working on getting an editor down here.
• 1:25:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: Start up loading the rest of the bat catalogs.
• 1:25:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Coop is joined us.
• 1:25:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Obviously Luke is joined us here in the booth.
• 1:25:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: We'll be hiring a new editor soon.
• 1:25:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: So.
• 1:25:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah dude, and just give us some time.
• 1:25:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think we'll be in the new studio.
• 1:25:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: What did Jamie say next week?
• 1:25:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we're we're gonna have it ready by next week.
• 1:25:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because this will be the crime corner sex.
• 1:25:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think you guys on the middle of building this and then he's building that and the other office and then that way we will never hear the leaf blowers ever again as well.
• 1:26:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Another way you, because you guys shoot at night.
• 1:26:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: So let's face it.
• 1:26:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: If they're doing fucking yard work at night, we got some goddamn problems.
• 1:26:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: you know what I'm saying.
• 1:26:14
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• 1:26:16
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• 1:26:18
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• 1:26:21
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• 1:26:24
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• 1:26:25
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