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"Buying Beverly Valley" and "Below Jill" Recaps · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling, Drama, Darling, drama, Darling. Hey, everybody,
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welcome back. It's drama, Darling. It's Tuesday. It's a doubleheader.
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I'm with Emily Desis, who is still just fresh off the heels of
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her Bruce Springsteen concert going experience this weekend. How are you feeling today,
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Emily. Great to show banger in La. Got some world premiere, some
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tour premieres. Very excited. I mean, Patty came out and did fire
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open Show one with boom boom, I mean, wow, open All Night,
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Show two, opener. Any New Jersey Housewives teasers scenes in it anything
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like that? No, I mean maybe there was something subtle and unspoken there.
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Drama. There was a little drama among the East Street Wives at the
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beginning of the tour of this tour, and like the Street Real House,
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Yeah yeah, there Wives of East Street. What happened? Well, the
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tour opened in gosh twenty twenty three, but there were still some leftover residuals
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of COVID. You know, obviously big events and all that, but you
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know, some of the wives were more protective in terms of their ideas of
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what their husbands should be doing and not socializing and others weren't, and some
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of them said these things on Twitter at each other. It was pretty hilarious.
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Oh my god, Patty was not one of them. Patty's part of
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the band, but she was not touring at that point. But yeah,
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it was pretty great. Maureen van stant and Amy Lofgren, I know,
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it at each other a little nice. Can we get them over on some
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I don't know, Jersey Housewives, I mean the Real Housewives of Ea Street.
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I would love to see, love to see it, love to see
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it was just a little sneak peek into a serving dish. But I just
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have to remind you what we're doing today before I talk about the news.
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So today we're going to be talking about below Deck, and then we're going
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to get into episode six and seven of Buying Beverly Hills. We're doing these
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like two at a time. I mean, I think that's the way to
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peel this banana, you know, for Buying Beverly Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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I mean we don't want to just binge the whole thing like we did
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Traders UK and then do like a full on recap. You know, that
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was good for Traders, but with this, we really need to, like
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get through these episodes and point out the details. So I'm excited to do
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that till the two day. Emily, Yes, Yes, me too.
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So we got a lot of work to do. We got to jump in
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in news. You know, we were talking about the Real Housewives of EA
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Street. But you know who might be joining the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,
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which is a rumor that's swirling about, and that is Ilaria Baldwin.
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Ilaria. Okay, so I heard that Kyle had said that would be like
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her one of her dream Yeah, but I haven't made but hear anything after
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that. Oh well, things are popping off the last twenty four hours.
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I've seen it a couple places. I'm looking at Bravo Housewives account and it
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says that she you know, she lives in New York, but she was
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spotted in Los Angeles with her kids, you know, all twenty of them.
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And sources are saying that she met with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills execs
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about joining And these are just rumors, but these are like flying around.
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Obviously, she lives in New York, but you know, I mean,
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I mean, she is she has that syndrome and the spoken word I mean
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to have if they bring on Ilaria, they cannot let Duret go because that
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will be one of the most hilarious Hilaria Is conversations that we've seen yet on
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Housewives. Now, this is so shady because in this article it says that
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they were floating the idea of doing a reality series based on their family last
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year, Hilaria and Alec And but that was before he got word he's going
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to be retired for involuntary manslaughter of rust cinematographer Hutchins. But retired. Yeah,
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that he's going to be retired because he's got he you know, he
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may be charged, yeah, voluntary manslaughter. I mean, and if he
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goes away, you know, away, then Ilaria has gotta like do something.
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So hmmm what oh, I I guess I'm a little behind on the
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Russ charges stuff. Mhm. And and his involved I mean, I mean,
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there's like a lot of layers and I used to more. He's pending
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the person who the armor being sentenced, I believe, and they're waiting for
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Alex uh Alex Alex apostrophe, yes hearing That's what I'm trying to say.
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It's impossible. It's like literally at least that's how I imagine it to be,
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so we'll see. I mean, that would be pretty epic. From
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an absurd point of view, I think that she's going to be one of
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those people that, like you love to hate. She threw her hat.
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That's right, she did, bet Midler. I would love that. It
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would just be her waxing poetic to the ladies all the time. God,
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it'd be so good. I mean, that would be next level that you
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couldn't get any better than that, you know. Yeah. In other news,
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Lala Kent did a reveal of what she's having and she's having a girl.
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gonna start with below Deck first because there's you know, there's a lot of
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drama going on there. Oh but duh, goodness, gracious we are We're
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still on Saint David. Okay, we still have Captain Carrey. We have
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a very tired and exhausted phraser. He is not happy with Barbie right now,
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and it's really taking a toll. I'm curious, Emily, is Barbie
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giving him the this like clap back that he is like building it up to
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be, because okay, yeah, it seems a little exaggerated on his I
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think he's tired. I think he's so incorrect. I think there's something about
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him, and I've said it before, he gravitates towards these wounded doves and
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tries to like nurse them back to health. Sump. Yeah, Barbie was
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never looking for that. She was doing her job and rather than like Barbie
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wasn't willing to take on the project of cat earlier in the season, and
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that pissed Fraser off. And then like, you know, I was so
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on Barbie's side about like the you know, we're a student. Why is
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Zandy off on this you know, beach excursion? And and I get that
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maybe Barbie runs up the stairs two times more than she has to on a
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task to look she's I think that's part of her feeling busy. But she
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seems to do a great job. Are you saying that she like she's not
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utilizing her time wisely where it's like she brings one thing up and then she
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goes back down to get the other thing, when if she could have just
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gone to two places and gotten those two things, she would have run up
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one time. Perhaps, I mean Sandy has said something about that. And
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I noticed that Barbie is always running, and so I'm wondering if she has
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to be in that motion to feel busy, right, she's all just completely
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just here she here comes Barbie, Yeah, running around that vessel. I
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need a tampon. Look, you gotta get your tampon when you need your
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tampon. I'm sorry, you gotta you know what, I'm sorry. I
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don't care what's going on behind doors you know, I agree, and she
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was polite about it. Yeah, but I would think that Fraser's gonna watch
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this season back and be like, Okay, I think I think there's a
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reason why I'm always in this position where I'm always wanting to fire somebody,
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like maybe it's about me. Mommy's a hard girl. It does seem like
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he's just hitting the wall. I think he's just tired and he's lashing out
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at her. I will say this, she does need to just shut the
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fuck up and work. I mean, she is giving a lot of tude
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where tude doesn't need to be do you know what I'm saying. He'll be
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like, I think, oh my, Bobby, Like they're not even having
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a real conversation, and she's like, uh huh, so she's putting off
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these vibes when she'd hit it that yeah, right, But I mean after
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the fact, after an entire charter of her doing that, that is annoying.
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That's annoying. It's annoying, but it's if you notice, the only
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time Fraser actually gave her a solid compliment during her working was in the middle
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of that, when she was becoming a wounded bird herself and he's like,
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you're doing an excellent job, like he said it, and I think the
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Captain and somebody was there and it was just like, how is she supposed
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to receive that you have criticized her at every point when she was doing ten
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times more than Kat was. Yeah. Yeah, And so I don't think
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that Fraser is bad at his job. I just don't think he's taking in
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like how I don't know if she's doing yeah, yeah, And I don't
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know if he knows how to have two people that are really good at their
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job working for him. It feels like he had He's just going for Barbie
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for no reason. Yeah, And it's almost like he's assuming that she should
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be doing all this with like I mean, I mean, really, at
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the end of the day, you should be doing all that with a smile
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on your face, ideally if you want to be the perfect stew And she
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was doing all that but without this smile on her face or it seemed totally
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inorganic. But she wasn't doing a good job at faking it until she makes
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it, you know what I mean. And I think that's Frasier's point,
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Like you know you're doing a great job, why are you kind of bringing
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in this vibe when it doesn't need to be there. I don't know if
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the editing was off on this or whatever, but obviously she was doing something
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pretty bad to irritate him. But again, I really felt like him as
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a leader, he shouldn't be spouting back at her the way that he does.
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He's like, no, you fucking don't. If you did, you'd
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be doing this. It's like, whoa, You're making it personal now,
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you know. It just got weird. Like on their day off he was
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talking to her in a very strange way. You know, Oh that was
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all weird. I mean, the thing is like after that charter before it
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ended, and Chef was like, I am going to get really drunk tomorrow,
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and I was just like, man, the last thing anybody on this
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boat needs is like alcohol, because they are all so at their brink.
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And I was like, this day off is going to be so messy.
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I know it was. I mean, we're still in it, but like,
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yeah, well yeah, Barbie's crying and calling her mom mine to quit.
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And then we have this new gal Paris that comes in and she's just
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Fraser is unloading on her and she's just like, WHOA I just got here.
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I only know you from the phone, can we not? So that
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was a little unprofessional, I'd say, yeah. I was a little nervous
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at first about her in terms of like how she presented herself in the interview,
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and uh, yeah, that was weird. Yeah, because then she
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kind of seemed to be the opposite when she was interacting with people. When
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I saw her interacting, I was like, oh, I really like her.
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Yeah, she seemed totally n He's fine. And then she got into
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the interview when she's like, I'll burn this place down because I'm bored,
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and I'm like, what, I'm just kidding, all right, what do
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we warn you with here? What are you doing? I'm scared. I'm
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really scared. And then Ben, he's such a little hoe like Honestly,
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the second that this new gal arrived, he's touching her on the arm.
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Yeah, gros, he is a piece of work, and and that that
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like seeing how far he can get with the touching is not cool and some
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grooming, seeing seeing what he can get away with. And what's so fucked
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up about it is we're seeing in real time that he's evaluating Sonny or fucking
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Balki. The new guy Dylan from Perfect Strangers, Like, can't stop seeing
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that when I see him for the lead position. And because only because Sonny
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and Ben are together, is he not going to put her maybe in charge
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because she seems like the obvious choice? Oh he better? Oh yeah,
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but I mean like he's like, I can he do that though, because
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he was already stepping in from some for somebody else? Can he do that?
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Who? Ben? Ben? No? He remember he was talking to
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Fraser and he's trying to weigh his options because Dylan's really qualified. Oh and
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Sonny is also qualified and been there longer, but they have a fling.
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I mean it was just like, this is why, Yeah, you can't
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do it. That's why you can't do it. By the way, that
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Dylan guy, he was sitting next to Katie Maloney. Yeah, yeah,
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I've seen that a bunch of places when Brock was was calling her out for
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sleeping with Max and you know, but I never Eva, Eva would have
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noticed that had people sent that to me. So thank you darlings. And
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I don't know how that happened, but I guess it's just one big,
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happy Bravo family. Yeah, and he seems like the kind of guy Katie
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would have rebounded or like he seems like in that category of yeah you're Satchel's
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Dylan's your BALKI these these nameless, faceless people's like people you know, these
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people that you know, these peoples on talking about, Like I can't quite
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remember what Dylan looks like or what Satchel looks like, but I know they
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look like something. But it's but it's more their personalities. It's more they're
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weird quirks. Right, It's like, is that Joe, No, it's
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not. It's Dylan. It's Dylan. It's more like they're weird things that
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they think are cool. It's like a like a uh weird like not completed
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Schwartz's personality wise, Yes, yes, because they were talking about Steve Irwin
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and how you know. He was like, do you like Steve Irwin's of
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course, like that is just a stupid question to begin with, like you
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know everybody loves Steve Irwin. I mean well, I mean especially if you're
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I guess right. Yes, Also, like the push ups into the licking
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your fingers to pull your calm your eyebrows move is your opener, Yeah,
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it's not. It's not going to get anywhere. He's not going to get
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there. Also, I think I said Balkie barishna cough instead of Balki Bartakamos.
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And also fans of ballet from the eighties. I mean, now that
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would be perfect. Can you imagine I need andy and a camera stat Yeah.
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But getting back to Fraser, towards the end there on the speech,
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He's like, guess what, I'm chief Stew. I'm like, you are
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getting so sassy for your bridges, sir, yeah, and you could have
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a great running crew if you would just chill out on Barbie. Are they
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going to get another Stew? I mean, what's going on? That's Paris?
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Oh, that's oh I'm sorry, yeah, Oh my god, I
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don't know what's going on. The eclipse I think did something to me and
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to my Like yesterday I couldn't upload the video because the video was it's too
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much to explain. Nobody needs to know that. But just like all these
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little weird things are happening and I'm like, what and including my mind anyway,
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Yes, Fraser, he I mean to say to Barbie, you're such
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a horrible person and you don't want to speak to somebody. I mean,
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yes, it's probably true, but as a leader, you know, that's
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what you say to like your best friend, Yeah, maybe even like your
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co stew. But if you are the chief STU and the leader, you
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don't want to call the person working for you a horrible person. Yeah,
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especially after that charter. I mean, it just was like, I don't
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know, he cannot let Barbie in as he has let Zandy in, And
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I don't know what that is I think, but anytime Barbie is kind to
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him, he's like takes that as an opening to give her, like a
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note she didn't need, So I get why she's got the walls up with
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him, right, all right, Well, I'm glad that Paris is there
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and she loves laundry, so that's great. It's gonna be agay. Yeah,
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they all say that, but they want to get up there and work
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service. Yeah, but trust me, I've heard it before because I've been
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like, oh, that's an option. I can just full close all day
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in and then you got to deal with You want to deal with people,
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so you want to You wouldn't want to, you'd want to stay down there
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though. I That's what I'm saying. I thought I had a kindred spirit
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in Zandy who was all about laundry and never wanting to talk to the guests.
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And then and now it's all over, it's like I need to get
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up there and talk to people. Yeah, because you start to go lose
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your mind. You know, you're on this charter. You be fine,
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fine, I'd be fine in the open on the in the open seas with
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no windows in the basement. Be let me add it. Oh my god,
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that would be intense. Just cut to Emily staring at the wall singing
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Bruce Songs lyrics over and over again. Yeah, okay, So Anthony,
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chef Anthony, he had a rough go of it this time. Yeah,
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I mean he's but compared to other chefs, I still say he's in the
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top. I mean he's had a great one. Bad. I don't even
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think it was a bad charter. It was like a bad lunch that Barbie
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did take responsibility for batching it because she didn't write down any orders and it
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was so specific, right those burgers. Oh yeah, and then the dinner
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coming after that was bad. So he had I'll even say two bad ones,
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but for the most part, so then this would be three. Was
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what was the third? Are you saying the dinner being this one. Yeah,
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okay, so the dinner, the lunch, gotcha, the burgers and
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then the bad tie and the curry. Yeah okay. Yeah, I mean
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I agree, And honestly, I think that it was a representation of what
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was going on on the ship with how difficult Jill was being. I mean
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I think that that completely was a domino effect on everybody. Yeah, it
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threw everyone for a loop. I mean, like you're coming and she's like,
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you know, we want to sit at this table, at the table
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at eight thirty. You know, we'll get we decided we want to do
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that now, all right. And it's like, oh my god, Like
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she was just coming out of every corner just and every single time they would
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isolate talking to the primary, she would still stop there. I know,
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I know, let's start with the primary. I'm sorry, I think that
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the primary wants this. I'm just saying, you know, it's like,
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oh my god, we're setting. She literally just said we want to talk
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to the primary. Yeah. I felt like again, I'll say I said
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it last time. I think that she's not I mean, she comes off
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terribly. I would never want to be on this vacation with her ever,
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and I would never want to work for her. Ever. I don't think
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that she is as like. I think her bark is worse than her bite.
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I know, I said that. I stand by that she's not a
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mean person. Yeah, she's very demanding, but and I think that comes
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off and it rubs people, most people the wrong way. But you know,
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I had done that video recently and if you haven't seen it, please
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watch my impression of Baby Daughter, Baby Daughter's debut Bravo video on meeting Me
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Phillips Instagram. And I was Jill on the yacht and Baby Daughter is playing
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the role of Barbie. But you know, Jill commented, and she's like,
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look, they gave me it. They gave me an option for the
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ice. But you didn't see that in the in the edit they took it
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out. I'm sorry, what can I say? So it's just funny how
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she's like tried, you know, to try to explain. Obviously you didn't
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see that she wasn't being as demanding as we thought because they gave her an
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option about the nugget ies, you know. So that being said, the
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chef really biffed it. I mean, everything was cold and Jill's like,
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you know, the dishes didn't come out right. I don't know, something
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happened. Yeah, but they had a lot of dietary restrictions and that's always
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tough. You know that that's a challenge. But man, Captain Carrie was
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passed. I mean, he was so passed. The dessert. The desserts
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were a huge hit, and that was great. I did think. I
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did smile and laugh when Fraser at the end was like, I mean if
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I have to take my tit out and breastfeed Captain, I will like what
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too far? Like what are you talking about? He just sometimes just shock
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value just throws everything at the wall. And then he was like I hate
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everyone on this charter. No, just I hate Jill. Oh my god.
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It was so funny. Oh and then he goes back down there and
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he's like, do you can you make a veggie sushi? And he's like,
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hell can that? Because well, let's cut to the chase since you
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have no more rice, I guess it's not happening. That was rough.
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Their tip was not good. Their tip was not good. Well, you
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know, but I did appreciate Kyle being grateful for it because it was like,
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you know, maybe that was good for that charter guest. We at
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home had our thoughts because we're seeing how hard this crew is working. But
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I did appreciate that. Kyle was like, hey, man, I'll take
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it. You know Kyle, the one who's going to Montana. Yeah,
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Scottish Kyle. So I thought I was sometimes when those tips aren't great and
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they should be better to them because we see their faces. I'm always I
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kind of always been thinking like what if that was like the most that charter
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guests could do and now they've got to get this like weird shame on the
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show about it about money, but it was it's still like a decent tip,
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right, Yeah, I'm going to disagree. I mean, I think
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they didn't screw up. They were working so hard, and if you are
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going to go on that extravagant of a charter, then yeah, then you'd
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better be giving the top dollar as far as a tip, because it sounded
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like is I don't know what the percentage of this tip is, but to
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me, it sounds like it might be like fifteen percent, where I would
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like, you need to go the full amount or what are you doing there?
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You know what I mean? Like, but what is the full That's
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the other thing I always wonder, like what are they told is the full
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amount? Like are they because they're probably working with like some kind of like
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a booking agent or a travel agent of some kind. There's some kind of
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negotiation for this, so somebody's telling them. So if they if they go
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in thinking it's fifteen percent and they did fifteen percent, but we know,
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obviously Jill has seen the show. Everyone who's been on that show, Yeah
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has seen that show. Yeah, so they're going to walk away with not
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giving a good tip. It's really there's no excuse, you know, yeah,
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yeah, yeah, So I mean that being said, uh, you
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know, blame Maderna because they were the primary. And this is where Jill
28:19
like maybe maybe Jill should have stepped up and been like, you know,
28:22
how much he giving for a tip? That's not enough. I'll give him
28:25
more, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, yeah, but
28:26
that's not if she's at the primary, she's not involved with the money aspect
28:30
of it. But she could have given a tip on her own since she
28:33
was getting weighted on. I mean, I don't know, or maybe they
28:36
all put together money. Who knows, Yeah, who knows. But that's
28:42
always a bummer because you don't like to see that. But uh, what
28:48
am I talking about? Like here I am feeling bad for the charter guest
28:52
when they've gotten the Durnam money, they've got Madernam money, like that's pharmaceutical
28:56
money. Yeah. Yeah. You don't go on a charter and not give
29:00
a good tip. You know, you have no business going on an exclusive
29:06
like high end experience if you can't back it up on the on the back
29:10
end. You know. I would love follow ups with the various charter guests
29:15
to know why they tipped what they tipped. Mm hmm. That would be
29:18
interesting to me. That would be if you could just pull them aside right
29:22
before they actually leave wherever they are the island and pull them into one of
29:27
those rooms, put them in a confessional and be like, explain what your
29:32
tip is and why you gave this. Yeah, I agree? So all
29:40
right, well, uh yeah, is there anything else we need to talk
29:44
about? Like? Is that pretty much it? I think? Yeah,
29:48
because we were just gonna wait and see how this thing falls out with Paris.
29:52
Yeah yeah, all right, great, So now we need to talk
29:56
about oh my god, Buying Beverly Hill episodes six and seven. Yeah,
30:06
well, I mean I'm glad Adam's got some common sense. I mean,
30:10
not that the ladies don't, but I mean like for him to be like,
30:12
I'm not gonna continue to hook up with Sophia, yeah, and or
30:21
Melissa, but specifically Sophia, right, And he was just like call me
30:26
in twenty years and all the girls sitting there like, what when are you
30:30
mane twenty years? And I know they took it all serious. I mean
30:33
I did like that they were able to wrap up that storyline if you will.
30:38
I mean I did feel pretty bad for Melissa later on, you know,
30:45
with the Fiah stuff. Oh right, but she delivered the greatest Melissa
30:51
delivered the greatest apology in reality show television history. Yes, I couldn't believe
30:57
how genuine it was. And it was not only admitting that you're wrong.
31:03
You know, beating yourself up in front of the other person's always a good
31:07
move because you if it really works, if you genuinely feel bad. She
31:11
genuinely feel bad. Yeah, yeah, and you're immediately it's so disarming.
31:18
You're like, oh God, you screwed up. Like it's fine, it's
31:22
you know. Even Farah was like I'm starting to feel bad, but she
31:26
totally articulated why how she kind of lost her thoughts and then she kind of
31:32
got lost in the sauce with being on a reality show, which is what
31:37
she didn't say, but she was like, shit, shit, I realized,
31:40
like I kind of got caught in this web and I was just expressing
31:41
and I want what's best for you. So everything about it I thought was
31:45
great. Yeah, and I was glad they got there. But Farah,
31:49
she was very you know, getting to know her, you know now being
31:52
up on episode six and seven, she's extremely assertive. She very much speaks
31:56
her mind. And when she said that she a boss bitch. You don't
32:00
have to be this loud boss bitch and put everyone in their place to be,
32:07
you know, a commanding person, yeah, or take command. Yeah,
32:12
calculated right, And I think she's got a lot of strength, and
32:15
it's really nice to see, I mean, this whole business with Michelle from
32:21
the Valley oh so much, so much Valley. She just comes in really,
32:29
really strongly, and nobody was looking for muscle at any point. No,
32:35
no, certainly not. And you can tell like her staff there,
32:39
anytime we see them, they are just like they've been pushing so hard.
32:45
Yeah, they just have this. They all have this edge to them that
32:49
I'm like, I don't even want to like be on a charter with them
32:54
in the middle of Granada. I'd let alone in this right or wherever.
33:00
Yeah. Yeah, I just think it just doesn't seem like a fun place
33:06
to work. She seems so toxic. I just I don't get it.
33:09
I am just wondering, you know, in the day and age of reality
33:13
and stuff like that, she is really putting on a show for us,
33:16
She's but it doesn't seem like she's doing it. I think that's her I
33:22
do too, which is shocking, and she's not really proud of it.
33:28
I think she's really proud of where she has, where she is in terms
33:31
of the real estate market, in terms of what she has accomplished, and
33:37
I think that she thinks that she got there by being just full of rage
33:44
and piss And it's like, I don't want this in my life. I
33:49
mean, I'm all here for female empowerment and taking, you know, in
33:53
her point being like I deserve a seat at the table, I'm all for
33:58
that. But what she's doing is she's shitting on other women at breaking all
34:04
the other chairs on everybody else's back, so she has the only chair at
34:08
the table. It doesn't make sense. I mean when she comes into the
34:12
agency, I mean, obviously she's going to come in and be like,
34:15
it's me, Michelle, the valley is thriving. Oh god, he's Michelle.
34:22
I'd go back to the valley. And she just sits down and she's
34:27
like, with age comes wisdom. From the beginning, you know, Mauricio
34:30
wanted to step back and be the face of the agency and get all the
34:35
sales would go to us. And then she's like, but that is not
34:37
the case. That did not trickle down to the valley Valley, and so
34:45
I just and then she pivots into this whole takedown of the girls of being
34:50
yeah and not for nothing. I mean, these girls, I love them,
34:54
but I just do not see them having what it takes to lead this
35:00
company. I mean, they are not dying to take it over like me.
35:06
I am dying to take this sover I they have. They have silver
35:14
platter, and they don't know what it's like to work as hard as me.
35:20
And I'm like, are you my grandfather? Where You're like I walk
35:22
to school uphill both ways in the snow and then then talking about like they
35:29
don't know what it's like to walk into our room off suits, you know.
35:31
And I'm like, are you Joan Crawford? Now you're like grew up
35:36
in a room of suits, I mean and farah, farah. Like she
35:40
wanted to have a family, like Mauricio has a family. You have a
35:45
family. What is the problem here? So I yeah, everything she said
35:51
had and I know nothing about her. I only know what I've seen in
35:53
this show. And I'm like, well, now you've contradicted yourself in every
35:58
sentence. Have you been to the Ally? I have? Then, you
36:01
know Michelle ever heard of it? Well I have now she really put it
36:12
on the map. Put it on the map. No, no one knew,
36:16
but yeah, it was kind of it reminded me of almost like she
36:21
was trying to do what Joan Crawford did in that boardroom. Uh like with
36:27
PEPSI. I'm sorry, PEPSI, yeah, PEPSI to hear you. I
36:30
know. Sorry, Well I'm a cooke person, but you know what I
36:32
mean. She was don't fuck with me boys, I'm from the valley,
36:42
you know, Like that was the best the vibe I'm getting from And I
36:45
kind of am here for it, quite frankly, because's you know, every
36:49
show kind of needs a ridiculous villain, and oh she's great on the show.
36:53
But yeah, she's like, Jill's Aaron, I don't want I just
36:55
want to watch it from afar. But yeah, she was like, if
37:01
they take over, it's gonna be business suicide. And then of course when
37:06
she's confronted there and Farah's like, I mean you literally said business suicide and
37:09
she's like, I said, no, such thing. I would never say.
37:15
Was the word valley suicide in there? And Farah's like no, She's
37:21
like, then I didn't say it. If the valley wasn't in it,
37:23
I didn't say it. I end everything with the valley. So clearly they
37:30
heard incorrectly. Yeah, I mean you're dead wrong, so and you know,
37:36
and then the funniest part was at the end of her speech where she's
37:40
like, yeah, you don't get to take over a company just because you
37:44
have the same last name. You have to earn it. Like me,
37:49
if anyone has shown hustle and grit like Streak Gangsters, it's me. I'm
37:58
like, okay, a little bit of a turn in the Gangster, but
38:04
gosh, I don't even understand how Mauricio's friends with this person, and like,
38:09
I guess they don't. I guess he just doesn't really know her.
38:13
I don't understand she's a well, I mean, if you look at it,
38:16
she's a pit bowl in sales obviously. Yeah, so they had a
38:21
connection when they were at Hilton and Highland. Look, she was willing,
38:24
She's willing to do what it takes to get where she wants to go.
38:28
She was willing to leave with Mauricio, and that's pretty controversial at that time,
38:32
right, right, they have this connection. She's she's also Mexican Jewish,
38:37
and they have this you know. I mean, they probably built up
38:40
a very strong report. They probably worked together very well back at Hilton Highland.
38:45
So now she's been in the valley, he has no He's like,
38:52
let's just let's tuck her over the yeah, you know, like see her
38:54
in day. She doesn't need to deal with it, you know. And
38:58
now he's like, come on this show, I want everyone to come into
39:04
the office of the agency and tell me why they should be in charge of
39:07
the agency. Honestly, I feel like they are kind of there's no reason
39:12
for anybody to be talking about Mauricio leaving the agency, but when they were
39:16
filming this, succession was top of mind for all these Like succession was such
39:23
a huge It was the final season, and I feel like when Netflix was
39:28
filming this, I wonder if the producers were kind of leaning into that idea,
39:31
like who's gonna take over? And because there's so much talk, it's
39:36
like Mauricio is not going anywhere. They are creating this narrative like that he's
39:42
thinking about one day and like what does that mean to everybody? But so
39:46
yeah, they're just building a succession dynamic, right, Yeah, you know
39:52
it made me really wonder what the conversation was before she stormed in there.
39:58
Yeah, and then did this whole spiel to Ben and Joey with no like
40:06
nothing, there was no catalyst for her to talk about that. And Ben
40:09
was like, oh, shut this door. You know. It was weird.
40:14
It was weird. Yeah, And the best was Mauricia walking by and
40:17
like waving like he was gone fishing. Everybody like had no idea what was
40:22
going on in there. But you know what I thought was interesting. One
40:25
thing that Michelle said, which was that at the beginning, it was supposed
40:30
to be that Mauricia was just the face and he was gonna step back and
40:34
like let the agency kind of run itself, which doesn't obviously make sense from
40:37
a business standpoint, So to me, that doesn't align. However, if
40:44
that is true, isn't it interesting that it went the complete opposite direction.
40:49
He's opening up an agency in every corner. I mean, move over Starbucks,
40:52
because there's going to be a Starbucks agency collab on every street corner right
40:59
right? And how long has agency been open? Do I forget? Because
41:06
what does that even mean? Like at the beginning, maybe probably like yeah,
41:12
but I'm saying like we're still early on, like in terms of like
41:16
I could see him in twenty years, you know what I mean. But
41:21
like I don't know, I don't know what that means. Like then he
41:25
was just going to step back, like yeah, one day. I just
41:29
don't know what that even meant when she said that, but it was pretty
41:32
funny. And then of course Parah everybody finds out that she's talking all this
41:38
smack because Ben is like, oh, by the way, you know,
41:42
louse lifts Lucy over there. Oh I know, because he's like the number
41:46
one thing is, don't be assholes, and I'm like, bitch, you
41:50
are at an open house. The number one thing is to sell houses,
41:53
so don't do this at the open house. And Ben and Joe are like,
41:58
we need to tell him right now. At this open house, round
42:01
up the girls because number one, don't be assholes. Now sell the house.
42:12
Well that was clear with Oh that was a different house though, wasn't
42:15
it. No, that was the mid century modern house the that was at
42:19
the open mille. Alexei gave the tour and Michelle was following her. Yeah,
42:23
well that was interesting because when they first started and they had that like
42:28
opening hellos to all the brokers there and Alexi is like, yeah, we
42:32
just love bling a party and it's like riding game, like brokers party and
42:37
everyone's like yeah, Alexia, take over, promote, You're the one who's
42:42
got it. And then Michelle's like, this is not a party. We
42:49
are here to sell houses. And then she's like can we get the burlesque
42:53
dancers in? You know, and it was just like you're such a buzzkill.
42:58
But also, why are you bringing dancers in if it's not a party.
43:01
I know, I think I think Michelle. Really it's weird too because
43:07
like the way she was treating Alexia was I mean, I don't know how
43:12
to sell house, but it seemed like she was telling her some real basic
43:15
shit and it seemed insulting to Alexia. So I just I think part of
43:22
me is like, was Michelle brought in because she is this personality and maybe
43:25
told something other than what was real, but she could see how much Alexia
43:30
is selling to tell her, like to put toilet seat lids down, I
43:35
mean that was a helpful hint or a helpful whatever, But I don't know.
43:39
I was like, does Michelle. Did they hide Michelle in a cave
43:45
from all the agency meetings and then just pull her out for the series kind
43:49
of? I think they wanted to get rid of her from the joke.
43:54
I don't know, because to me, it was like, you're you want
43:59
her to prove herself to you? Who are you for her to prove herself
44:02
too? Yeah, there's no reason for her to prove herself to you.
44:07
Yeah, it's strange. And also, I mean, it was nice for
44:10
her to see her at work because Alexi is amazing, like she already knows
44:15
what she's doing. That was very, very strange. I didn't like There's
44:23
one aspect of us that I don't like, which is it feels like it's
44:25
a little selling sunset with the how much of this is really obviously produced on
44:32
this level, which is a little bit annoying, but I'll take I'll still
44:36
take it. It's fine. The only time it feels produced is when Mauricio,
44:40
when it's Mauricio talking, because he always is just recapping the show for
44:47
whoever he's talking to, and we're like, we got it. Like when
44:51
Mauricio came and picked those guys up on the boat, he was like,
44:54
so last night we went out and had some drinks and we went to this
44:59
penhouse yesterday and then I was like, yeah, dude, we saw episode
45:04
five and these guys lived it. What are you doing? Yeah? Like
45:08
when he Sarah comes into the office and he's like, so, how's I
45:14
hear you're having some problems with your relationship and you know your mom and I
45:17
and I'm like, yeah, dude, you're just recapping. I don't know
45:22
what's like. Tell me is real? Yeah, I feel like you're produced?
45:25
Or yeah it's weird. Oh but Farah confronted Ben about calling Alex Aboso.
45:36
Oh yeah, yeah, it's always funny, but like you called my
45:40
fiance a boso to have that conversation, you know, and then Ben is
45:47
just like I would have married you years ago. It's like, whoa easy
45:51
buddy like you can. Ben and Zach are obsessed with Sarah and you cannot
45:55
argue otherwise and talk about like touchy, you know, very touchy. Zach
46:00
is very touchy. He's kind of touchy with Farah. And I did think
46:05
it was inappropriate for them to be saying. For Ben to say, like,
46:07
Zach and Farah have more chemistry than Alex and Farah, I mean,
46:10
I understand the point, but for that to get back to Farah and he's
46:15
married and she's engaged, that is totally weird and like she said, completely
46:21
inappropriate, you know, very in a workplace. Well, especially coming on
46:24
the heels of Zach making the joke about Ben in a fast rebound and Ben
46:30
being like, it's not about me, it's about Jade being upset about it,
46:35
right, Yes, that's right. So yeah, maybe it was like
46:38
getting him back. Yeah, but yeah, for him to just like side
46:44
check Zach's wife, I'm like, calm down then that, by the way,
46:52
that Green Meadow Drive property where they had the last party. The Broker's
46:59
party was not so bad, you know, I mean it wasn't It was
47:05
okay. It was an okay house, I will say that. And then
47:08
I wanted to mention a little too black, Yeah, iven like all the
47:13
black and the trim snake. Yeah, but I mean that's stuff you call
47:16
paper snake. That was so funny that Tyler was like, Wow, this
47:20
is like the second snake wallpaper I've seen today. Michelle's like, what were
47:24
you in the valley? If you were in the valley, I didn't see
47:27
it where in the valley. It was not in the valley. Oh okay,
47:30
all right, fine, we're fine. So but the other place,
47:35
Korea way, the twenty nine to five place that Sante Santiago showed to Joey
47:40
and Ben. Yes, that was pretty extraordinary. I have to say,
47:47
I'm not as we've talked about these boxy, you know, modern houses,
47:53
I am not a fan of. From beginning to end, you're talking about
47:59
the beije on beige. Yes, the limestone, the like the three kinds
48:04
of I want to say. They had all these different limestones and it looked
48:06
like almost it had a pink hue to it. But it was beige and
48:09
very white. The stairs were Roman clay. The fight. Yeah, there
48:15
was limestone on the fireplace. See. The thing is there was warmth to
48:20
that place that there usually isn't, And I think it was because the lighter
48:22
wood there were a lot of There was a lot of wood furniture, and
48:28
the limestone made it feel warm for some reason. So I actually really liked
48:31
that place. Not that not for me personally, but of all the places
48:36
that we've seen, I really like that. What you like? That better
48:40
than the ranches and stuff? No, not bread, No, not better
48:44
than any of them, of all the hotel lobby hood. Yes, yes,
48:50
that one was passable to me. That's about as close as I'll get
48:54
to liking one of those places. See. The most passable for me was
49:00
the one in Venice that oh yeah, I love that one. But see
49:05
yeah, because the other one smaller. Yeah, but it still had that
49:08
cold vibe to me. But I was like, I like the idea of
49:14
it, but that place was terrible. That you like good, it still
49:21
was terrible. Like I will agree with you one hundred percent on that.
49:23
It was better than the last maybe three or four we've seen in the past.
49:29
Episodes, I will put it in a different category, and it's not
49:32
the worst. I got the vibe that it was maybe nicer to be in
49:38
in terms of like the earthy tones, and I like the trees, like
49:44
the tops of the top of the kitchen was bordered with panel windows and it
49:49
was green and it gave it a cool pop of color. But I was
49:52
like, I don't want to live here, no, God, no.
49:54
Yeah, but that Venice one was really interesting. Those walkable st or whatever
50:00
or those just like the walking Yeah, that was interesting. It was cool
50:04
because I've we have not I feel like, we've not seen a house in
50:07
that area on any of these property shows. Yeah, it's usually you're getting
50:13
like like something on the Malibu or something right, right, So that was
50:19
really interesting and I loved seeing that side of things. I liked the client
50:23
that Tyler brought in and I was like, Oh, I really want this
50:29
home for her because it's like, it seems like a really cool young Hollywood
50:32
stars bachelorette pad and I just thought and that chakra shower was ridiculous and amazing
50:40
at the same time. I was like, this is so perfect for La,
50:45
you know, Like I mean, yeah, whoever designed it was like
50:49
we got to put hey, Bobby, go put in three different lights.
50:52
We'll call it a chakra shower. Cever Bob Boby. Yeah, that was
51:00
nuts. That was nuts. Too bad she didn't get it, you know,
51:06
she wasn't willing to go over the four point four point And if you
51:09
want a yard, you want a yard, I mean, I mean I
51:13
would. I would, Yeah, me too. M Let's see what else.
51:20
Tyler, Brandon, and Farah have a lunch and they're all talking about
51:25
Adam, and Brandon is like, oh, yeah, Adam's son into Melissa.
51:31
Melissa tried that last year, and I was like, oh, yeusier.
51:36
It goes back to my point. And maybe I didn't understand that she
51:38
had really forfeited it, forfeited Adam to Sophia in some way, but like
51:45
I just thought Michelle had her hooks into that, and Parah would know that,
51:50
and so it was just a weird, Like I maybe I missed how
51:54
how much the torch was passed. But I was also like, what,
52:00
no one should be hooking up with Adam and in terms of the dynamic is
52:06
too weird. But anyway, HI just me I agree. But and I
52:09
was confused because I was like, well, if everybody knew, because so
52:14
the way that Sophia was talking about it was like everyone was encouraging me to
52:17
go for Adam, and it kind of seemed like Melissa was co signing that
52:22
too. So then for her to be talking to him for such a long
52:25
time, and she did actually admit out loud, She's like, well,
52:30
when you were kissing him and you guys, when when you were like dancing
52:34
on him, is what she said. I thought, oh she won.
52:37
So I'm like, okay, so then you you were aware, so then
52:40
you did try to like, you know, corner. We go back to
52:45
the we are co workers, So my co worker is sitting down and talking
52:50
to me for a long time, and then it kind of changes that dynamic
52:55
like that's where it gets weird. I don't know, and it Adam really
53:02
all that because I can't. I'm not attracted to him at all. He's
53:07
not my thing. Does Melissa work for Umanski? Okay? I just wanted.
53:13
I couldn't remember which one she was with. Yeah, okay, I
53:21
know she's not with busy Bee. Busy Bee is like showing up being shown
53:27
houses but doing shit, nothing like I mean when he rolled in at first
53:31
with Santiago in a three piece. I didn't recognize him. Santiago all dressed
53:37
up. No Joey, Yeah, Joey coming in like hey, I'm here
53:42
to cut the grass. But I was like, Joey, if you're like,
53:45
what are you wearing right now? But then the other guy showed up
53:49
pretty casual too, but Joey was the most casual, and I was just
53:52
like, we get it, dude, You're the the vibe. That is
53:54
the vibe. I mean, truly have I loved it when they were the
54:00
agency and Ben was like, had all those numbers up on the dry erase
54:02
board and John Joey came in and was like, so this is what it
54:07
looks like to be doing fake business. Okay. I was like, oh
54:08
my god, slate slate it, cause it really did. I was like,
54:15
this is bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit all day, Like this
54:19
is really what you're doing, you know? And oh on else's team,
54:22
Appointments, conversations leading appointments and appointents lead to closing. You gotta be prospect.
54:25
You men always be closing. Always been making calls. You gotta make
54:29
calls. If they answer, you got to talk to them. If they
54:30
don't, then you call back. Wait they to profit prospect. It doesn't
54:36
really rhyme, dude, That's what I'm saying. And that's why you gotta
54:38
get out there this way. You need another dry erase board for some of
54:40
these things to work out. This is the numbers dry erase board. This
54:44
beirdy words on the other ones. What you need? All right, fair
54:47
enough. I did love that Santiago read Zach for filth. Was like,
54:52
yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
54:55
no no, you're making me sick. I'm looking at you. Sick
55:01
to my stomach. Okay, sick something. How long? How long is
55:07
that going to deliberate on this? I mean, this is just all sing.
55:12
Yeah, he's got to it's got to be the finale where it's like
55:14
he's like, I'm going to stay and then he does eight impressions of people
55:19
being like, you know, I'm going to build a wall, like he's
55:22
gonna do his whole gamut, or or it's gonna be the cliffhanger. Well
55:28
I don't know it's already out yet. People already know. Yeah yeah,
55:32
if we're just looking stupid right now, but anyway, or he'll be like
55:37
I'm going back to my roots, you know, I'm going back with Rick.
55:40
I'm gonna do it. I can't pass it up. Yeah, I
55:45
would be afraid. I would be way more afraid of Santiago than I would
55:47
be of Mauricio hundred Yeah, and that's of farah than I would of even
55:54
Santiago. Now, I Sarah doesn't scare me that way. Santiago looks like
55:59
he knows some shit. He knows people. Yeah, he knows Ben Affleck
56:06
and he knows how to get the dunkin Donuts deals. Yeah, that was
56:13
amazing. He's like, you disgusting me. I only wanted to look in
56:15
your face goodbye. And Zach's like oh and he just he just is like,
56:22
look, I'm this is what I'm doing. And but yeah, should
56:24
have get off the pot, buddy. Yeah, as they say m hm,
56:30
and France says that yes, so yeah, oh yeah. They were
56:37
in Miami. They ended up leaving there. But it was funny because they
56:39
were like on a boat and then they were there was like a lunch,
56:44
and then they got back on a boat and then it was like nightfall on
56:46
a boat and I was like, I can't with these boat scenes. We
56:51
need to get off this boat. I'm starting to get a little claustrophobic.
56:53
I can't, you know. Really, I was like, we're still on
56:59
a boat. And another time time of day, I was confused. I
57:02
don't get at sunset. I hear you. Thank you. I appreciate that,
57:07
you know, I mean, I know it's Miami, but we just
57:10
gotta like, where's Crockett and Sunny? Anyway? Yeah, I guess,
57:24
like what did we I know, I'm jumping around, But would you like
57:29
it? Did you like that that house that opened up episode seven with the
57:34
the Nemes street that would look like with Zach where Pharah met him, and
57:40
it kind of looked like that house in The Godfather in Italy, that Tuscan
57:45
house. Do you remember I liked that? That was like that, Yeah,
57:50
the one with the cool outdoor stove, and I mean it just looked
57:57
like the view was really cool. And it was like, oh, yes,
58:00
and I like that, Yes, I did, like yeah, actually,
58:04
and that's the one where he's like saying, Pharah, I want you
58:08
to sell this, like I know you can do it right right, But
58:15
and then he said something about it's across the street from Judy Garland's house,
58:20
a huge house is talking about, because I wondered if it was that house
58:23
that just sold for eleven to five. Oh oh, that's right, because
58:28
that was the house that was up for sale. Oh my god, you're
58:30
so right, it is it? Because I think but she did have a
58:36
well yeah, I mean I guess she probably had more than one home.
58:39
So Judy Garland, Elizabeth Taylor, Ronald Reagan all lived in that area.
58:44
Yeah. Yeah, And the house that just sold was the house that Judy
58:50
Garland bought when she was like when Liza Minnelli was young. Oh this house,
58:55
Okay, the house that just sold was the house that was her child
58:59
quote unquot childhood home in Hollywood. That was the eleven five one. Oh,
59:05
and I was wondering the same one then, Okay, yeah, this
59:07
is the one that she had later than that they're talking about. I know,
59:10
I think I know that house then, Okay, oh wow, that's
59:13
cool. I mean only because I just recently read that article about her how
59:17
her childhood home being for sale. When I say childhood home, I mean
59:22
like after her family had moved here and she was making, you know,
59:25
working for MGM kind of money, she was full on paying for that house.
59:29
I mean it was probably her first home. She was eight years fifty
59:34
years, yeah, she was thirteen, but she was like that was her
59:37
house right right in full, like she had a deed. It was no
59:40
doubt about that. Yeah, uh huh. Well is there anything else?
59:46
Oh Ben had to concede on that Sierra mar property. Yeah, it was.
59:52
It was good to see. Yeah. I was ready for the mister
59:58
act of like it's never going to happen. When it happened, well,
1:00:00
that's what would happen on selling Sunset and and you know, they would make
1:00:05
it so that it looks like it's sold, but it never did. There's
1:00:07
some bullshit story. Yeah. So I liked I liked the realness of that,
1:00:15
even though it probably sucked for him. I mean, the market shifted
1:00:17
and he was It also proved his point about knowing about what's going on because
1:00:22
he said to them, we should price this at twelve, yes, straight
1:00:29
out of the gate, and they were like no, they refused. They
1:00:30
wanted it at sixteen and it was just too late, you know, to
1:00:36
change it. So there you have it. And then there was a David
1:00:38
Yeerman party like at the jewelry store. Yeah yeah, yeah, it was
1:00:43
random, but yeah, that's nice to see. We have David Yerman back
1:00:45
on the map some pieces. Yeah, and Brandon's just about ready to get
1:00:53
messy. He's going to I'm loving hell. I like here for it.
1:01:00
Yeah, I mean, I do think Joey was absolutely joking, but it
1:01:05
has legs, so go ahead, go for it, go for it.
1:01:07
I mean, yeah, of course, like, yeah, that was that
1:01:12
was interesting that he was like, oh yeah, what did he say?
1:01:15
What was the phrase that he used to bag her again? Yeah? Or
1:01:20
kick it again, kick it or something? Yeah, yeah, forget Alexia.
1:01:27
I mean, all these gals they're great. I love watching them,
1:01:30
and it is just such a little mind teaser to watch them act so much
1:01:36
like Kyle. There's mannerisms and they're you know, the inflections and their voice.
1:01:42
It's like, fine, it's cute. I love it. Yeah,
1:01:45
And and also it's just interesting. I do feel like Kyle must really be
1:01:52
going through it because you realize how much time most bends with the girls,
1:01:58
and you know how much Kyle loves the girls. It must it must be
1:02:01
a little tough to watch them have this whole world together and Kyle's not part
1:02:08
of that. Oh wow, you know like the Netflix series. Also on
1:02:15
top of that, like that, it's just a very like I bet that's
1:02:19
kind of hard. But at the end of the day, I think it's
1:02:22
really great that Kyle's not in it because they do probably want a safe space
1:02:28
that's not part of work, you know, in terms of like real estate
1:02:31
and stuff. Cut to another episode and Kyle's in the whole thing. I
1:02:37
know, I know, right, but I'm saying, like, she's not
1:02:39
a mean. If the show goes away, they still have the stress of
1:02:44
the real estate market, and it might be nice to just have somebody in
1:02:46
the fan that's not part of the family business to go hang with, right,
1:02:51
Yeah, I agree. Great. Well. I love seeing the gals
1:02:55
stand up to Michelle at the end and Michelle's just like, well, you
1:03:00
know, you can run the Yumansky team. I mean, I can run
1:03:02
a business, which is what I do in my office in the valley every
1:03:08
day. They were so like sassy with each other because Sarah's like, why
1:03:19
would you why would you say something like that? She's like, I will
1:03:22
tell you. If I could just tell you, I will share with you.
1:03:25
And She's like, please go ahead, I will I will tell you
1:03:28
right now. Okay, we're waiting, I will I will begin. You
1:03:32
know. It was just like and then Alexi is like, well you don't
1:03:37
you don't basically lead by talking shit. And she's like, oh, well
1:03:40
I wasn't, Yes, you were just they were very like. It was
1:03:44
interesting because this is an older woman and they're obviously not, you know,
1:03:47
age wise. I liked that, you know, they were stepping up to
1:03:53
her immaturity because she was really Michelle was the one who's being immature and not
1:03:58
the younger girls, which you think it would be the opposite way around.
1:04:01
Yeah, and they they both were so chill about it because they know,
1:04:08
like, we we have we have the upper hand here. So yeah,
1:04:14
like we could actually you know, go to sleep right now and you can
1:04:17
just scream in our faces and we will still win. We'll still win.
1:04:21
She's like, I don't care. I'll always have a valley. Cut to
1:04:30
Michelle shows up on the valley tomorrow night and or tonight. Actually it's just
1:04:36
like selling and selling houses to all of them who have to sell their houses,
1:04:43
selling Kristen's house, selling Jack's and Britney's house. Then, but you
1:04:47
know, Laala's buying, so she's selling it to La La Sina anyway,
1:04:56
Okay, well that was super fun, looking forward to more of that.
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1:05:27
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