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FULL SHOW: Magst Du Es Scharf? · KIIS Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: The chemist's warehouse half price cosmetic sale.
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  Speaker 2: Is on now stock up and save on your favorite
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  Speaker 2: beauty brands half price now at chemist's warehouse good morning
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  Speaker 2: mikey amy gerard for chemist's warehouse it's monday how you
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  Speaker 2: feeling i know you were getting sick last week and
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  Speaker 2: you were taking.
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  Speaker 1: Your echinacea no i was taking my armor force which
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  Speaker 1: has echinacea in it oh yeah it's got all of
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  Speaker 1: the vitamins in it all the bullshit ones yeah i'm
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  Speaker 1: definitely not better, but I'm not worse.
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  Speaker 3: Holding in there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm somewhere. I'm a bit phlegmy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, well, we're here.
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  Speaker 1: I've got my tissues here.
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  Speaker 5: I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: That's all that matters, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, as long as we power through. I turned up
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  Speaker 3: for work.
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  Speaker 1: I did not call in sick.
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  Speaker 4: Nah.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Sean's here. Morning, man. Good morning.
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  Speaker 5: How are we?
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  Speaker 3: We are good. I filled up fuel yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so did I.
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  Speaker 3: Did you? It's a Sunday ritual, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Only three quarters of a tank as well.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I was... shocked at how much I had to pay.
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  Speaker 2: Well, like, there's more trouble over in the Middle East.
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  Speaker 2: They've closed another waterway, so it's going up again. Well,
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  Speaker 2: what's the latest there, man?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, so now the pressure's on the PM, and they're asking,
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  Speaker 7: you know, whether there's going to be more cuts to
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  Speaker 7: the fuel excise. Obviously, it brings the petrol down. And apparently,
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  Speaker 7: he is considering and keeping an open mind about it.
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  Speaker 3: About taking it down.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, this week could be because, like you said, I
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  Speaker 7: filled up yesterday as well.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, look at us go.
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  Speaker 2: Does everyone do it on a Sunday? It lasts all
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  Speaker 2: week or something like that.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's just crazy. The prices are just astronomical
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  Speaker 7: at the moment. So hopefully there's some good news.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You had that electric car going for a while.
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  Speaker 1: I've never missed any car more than I do that
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  Speaker 1: electric car.
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  Speaker 3: How were you charging that? At home?
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  Speaker 1: Just at home, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Just plugging it into the wall?
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  Speaker 1: You literally just plug it in. So I think if
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  Speaker 1: you have an electric car, you can buy like a
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  Speaker 1: faster charging unit. So if I had bought it, I
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  Speaker 1: would have bought the faster charging unit for home because
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  Speaker 1: I was just babysitting it. I just plugged it into
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  Speaker 1: the wall like I was charging my phone.
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  Speaker 3: But did it take all night?
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  Speaker 1: It was only like a 2.4 watts charge. So I
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  Speaker 1: would never, like, I would just charge it. If you
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  Speaker 1: plug it in every single night, it just charges.
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  Speaker 3: Like your phone.
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  Speaker 1: Like my phone. It would only get, like, 10%. But
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  Speaker 1: I would never really let it get down to past 80. Right.
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  Speaker 1: The only time I ever had to go to a
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  Speaker 1: proper charging station was if I did big trips, like,
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  Speaker 1: to see my parents, you know, three hours down the
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  Speaker 1: coast or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: But they're around.
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  Speaker 1: They're around, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They're everywhere. Don't you have an electric, Sean? I do
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  Speaker 3: have an electric. Why did you fill up fuel yesterday, though,
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  Speaker 3: just for fun?
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  Speaker 5: I was in my wife's car.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, he was being a good husband.
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  Speaker 5: So I filled it up for her.
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  Speaker 2: I like that you have an electric but not your wife.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, no, you can have an old leaded petrol car.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe Sean needed a new car and he bought himself
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  Speaker 1: an electric.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, and my one was like one of the cheap
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  Speaker 9: electrics back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty crap, my electric, but it still does the job.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just say, Sean, though, as somebody whose husband
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  Speaker 1: never very often fills up my car, that is going
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  Speaker 1: to get you so many brownie points. Like one time
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  Speaker 1: before we went to Italy, I came home and Ryan
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  Speaker 1: had filled my entire tank up and he never does
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  Speaker 1: that because I hate putting in petrol.
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  Speaker 3: It turns you on when he fills your tank up,
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  Speaker 3: doesn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it does. I was very turned on. I was like, you,
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  Speaker 1: upstairs now.
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  Speaker 3: I knew that. I knew someone who's like in their relationship.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That was his job. You know, you have the mowing
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  Speaker 2: the lawn, the put the bins out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: His job was to always go and fill the cars up,
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  Speaker 2: both cars.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's definitely not one of Ryan's jobs, which
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  Speaker 1: is why I appreciate it when he does do it.
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  Speaker 2: Now, if you borrow someone's car, like I had to
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  Speaker 2: borrow my mum's car for a while there because mine
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  Speaker 2: was getting fixed.
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  Speaker 1: You absolutely return it with a full tank.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I looked at it and it was almost on
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  Speaker 2: zero and I'm like, oh, I've got it, right?
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  Speaker 3: I can't just give it back to them on zero.
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  Speaker 1: No, you can't, Mikey. The fact you haven't thought about it.
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  Speaker 8: You pleb.
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  Speaker 3: Talking of, you run on a story about cabbies. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: what's going on with them?
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  Speaker 7: Cabbies that have been caught overcharging. They've been kicked off
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  Speaker 7: the taxi network. More than 100 drivers have been blacklisted
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  Speaker 7: by 1-3 cabs, silver service.
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  Speaker 5: In the last three months.
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  Speaker 7: So the crackdown is happening, but it's pretty disastrous to
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  Speaker 7: see that, like, you know, it's just happened. Like 100
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  Speaker 7: drivers in the last few months.
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  Speaker 9: So, like, there are a lot of drivers that are
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  Speaker 9: still doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like they're meant to follow the meter, right?
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  Speaker 3: They don't. Yeah, they'll always try and get more.
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  Speaker 1: I used to, because where I am from the city,
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  Speaker 1: it's about, what, 50?
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  Speaker 5: 40?
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  Speaker 1: 45, 50 minutes. At the time that I was going home,
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  Speaker 1: you could get there quicker. But they would drive up
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  Speaker 1: to me and I'd say, hey, I need to go
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  Speaker 1: to this suburb. And they'd just speed off. And I
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  Speaker 1: was like, you can't pick and choose.
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  Speaker 3: You're a transport.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, they could back then.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, it was illegal. They still do.
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  Speaker 2: I grew up a suburb away from you, Amy. I
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  Speaker 2: copped it as well. I remember you're in this city.
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  Speaker 2: You've had a big night out. They never wanted to
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  Speaker 2: take boys, by the way.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like five boys, four boys. But yeah, they'd literally put
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  Speaker 2: the window down and they'd go, where are you going?
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  Speaker 2: You tell them and they'd just go and drive off.
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  Speaker 1: So rude. I had one the other day where I
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  Speaker 1: was standing on the side of the street in the
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  Speaker 1: city where he wound down the window and I said, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: can I go here? And he said, yep. And I said, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: and he goes, Oh, a hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, no, but he screwed himself because
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  Speaker 1: I was like, Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Because it was in the middle of the day.
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  Speaker 1: And then he put the meter on and it was
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  Speaker 1: like $ 140. And I was like, nah, you said $ 100.
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  Speaker 1: And he was trying to get me to pay $ 140.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, buddy, you told me $ 100.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good thing about Uber, right? It tells you
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  Speaker 2: what it's going to be. I tried DD the other day.
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  Speaker 2: You ever tried that one?
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  Speaker 8: DD?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Uber, but... If you sign on, you
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  Speaker 2: get like a whole bunch of discounts. I paid like
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  Speaker 2: half price for what you typically pay.
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  Speaker 1: D-I-D-I.
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  Speaker 3: D-I-D-I. Okay. They're all on it. Every Uber driver's on like.
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  Speaker 5: Okay. All of them.
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  Speaker 3: All of them, yeah. Yeah, you're going to get a
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  Speaker 3: double pass to Bruno Mars. These tickets are red hot.
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  Speaker 3: So let's play Tradie versus Lady.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Suzanne. Good morning.
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  Speaker 12: Good morning.
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  Speaker 13: How are you going?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good, thanks. Are you on your way to work?
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  Speaker 1: Are you finishing your shift?
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  Speaker 12: No, I'm just getting ready to go. Yep, starting at seven.
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  Speaker 1: You work as a nurse?
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  Speaker 13: I am, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Are you in the ER department?
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  Speaker 13: No, I'm in the operating theatre.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, gosh.
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  Speaker 3: I was in hospital yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I was going to visit my mum. She had
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  Speaker 3: a knee done.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I was walking in with my sister because my
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  Speaker 2: sister works in a hospital. I was like, is it
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  Speaker 2: depressing going to a hospital every day?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds awful, but I hate going in to a hospital.
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  Speaker 2: But when you work there, do you just get used
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  Speaker 2: to it or what?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, it's very different, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And also you've got your work colleagues and so you've
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  Speaker 1: got friends and whatnot there. So it's just be like
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  Speaker 1: any other workplace.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I was there about 15 minutes. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: that's enough of mum. I got saved. The physio came in.
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  Speaker 3: He goes, all right, time for your exercises. And I
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh, sick. See you, mum.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, I've done the right thing.
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  Speaker 3: I've visited her.
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  Speaker 1: I can leave now.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, pretty much.
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  Speaker 1: You are a top, top bloke. Susan, you're, Suzanne, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: you're single with a son. How old's your little boy?
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  Speaker 13: His chin.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, sweet.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You drive a Nissan X-Trail. And what happened to you
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  Speaker 1: when a patient came out of anesthesia? What did he
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  Speaker 1: ask you?
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  Speaker 10: He proposed to me.
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  Speaker 13: I asked him to marry him.
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  Speaker 3: That stuff could mess you up. Not saying he didn't
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  Speaker 3: want to propose to you.
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  Speaker 1: And had you met him before he actually went in?
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  Speaker 13: No, never.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: It must have been love at first sight, you know?
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  Speaker 10: Oh, it must have been.
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  Speaker 13: But I did say to him, I don't think your
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  Speaker 13: wife will be too happy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you must see a lot, eh? Because that stuff, like,
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  Speaker 2: you're way under it. And when you come out, people
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  Speaker 2: are loopy, yeah?
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  Speaker 12: Oh, they're out of it, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I think... thoroughly enjoy a general anaesthetic.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you want one for no reason?
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  Speaker 1: I would enjoy a hospital visit just for a GA.
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  Speaker 1: Just to have a deep, deep sleep.
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  Speaker 3: That's what Michael Jackson's doctor was doing.
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  Speaker 1: Bring him under.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they ended up charging him. He was paying him
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  Speaker 2: a heap of money just to drug him and it
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  Speaker 2: was like anaesthetic grade drugs that he was getting just
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  Speaker 2: to go to sleep every night.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Would you do that if you were that loaded?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, can relate.
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  Speaker 3: Well, he died from it, so be careful.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right, weighing in at 80 kilos, it's sedated Suda Cezanne.
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  Speaker 3: Good on you.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's meet our tradie, which is Mitchell.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Mitchell. How you doing, mate?
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  Speaker 5: Hey, Mitch.
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  Speaker 10: Morning, guys. How are we?
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  Speaker 6: Good.
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  Speaker 2: You're a landscaper up nice and early to go and
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  Speaker 2: scape some land.
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  Speaker 3: Is that what's happening today?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, pretty much. I'm just sitting in the car, just waiting.
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  Speaker 3: Is it going off? Like, I've got a landscaper, mate.
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  Speaker 3: He does really well.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Can I talk quickly about that? I've
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  Speaker 1: got a quote. for some landscaping in my house. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I originally got quoted a couple of hundred K
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  Speaker 1: and the quote has come back.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, couple of hundred?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What are you having done?
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  Speaker 1: Well, we're doing the whole front and the whole backyard.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then the quotes come back and it's like almost double.
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  Speaker 3: And you're like, nah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I sent it to a few builder mates and
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: they're like, oh, you're getting taken for a ride. Is
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  Speaker 1: it that expensive, Mitch, or am I getting punked?
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  Speaker 10: Some of it can be expensive. Material-wise, everything's gone up
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  Speaker 10: so much now. And plus, we like getting paid.
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  Speaker 1: Can I send you my quote, Mitchell, and you can
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  Speaker 1: tell me where I'm getting ripped off?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I can have a look.
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  Speaker 8: You're done.
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  Speaker 3: Why doesn't your lazy husband do it? My dad did
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  Speaker 3: all the landscaping at our house. Just get out the
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  Speaker 3: back and do it.
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  Speaker 1: My husband is not lazy, but he is not handy.
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  Speaker 13: Right.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to play to your strengths, and he's not
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  Speaker 1: like the fixer dude.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm the same. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so you're lazy too then?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I got, you're right, I got ripped. I
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  Speaker 2: needed my bushes trimmed. I think it was like a
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  Speaker 2: thousand bucks.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no, Ryan does that. He can trim the bushes.
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  Speaker 1: He just can't, like, lay tiles and concrete and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, you're married with two boys. You've got a Triton yurt.
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: Now, you're a serial radio competition enterer.
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  Speaker 3: Tell us the story. What did you win?
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  Speaker 10: I've probably won a few grand in cash. I've won
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  Speaker 10: an AFL grand final ticket. I've won a couple of trips.
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  Speaker 8: Yep.
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  Speaker 10: I just won a couple of pizza ovens.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: You're all right.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to be in it to win it, right?
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  Speaker 10: That's exactly right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we regularly give away pizza ovens, so he must
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  Speaker 2: have won on that day where we did one of them.
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  Speaker 3: I was out with.
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  Speaker 2: My girlfriend and her friends that I hadn't met before
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  Speaker 2: on Saturday night.
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  Speaker 3: And a number of them try and get through here
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: to Kiers to win. They wanted the.
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: Bruno Mars tickets, and they're like, why do you hate me?
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: Why don't you pick up? First of all, I don't
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: pick up the phone. Second of all, it just gets
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: really busy. The guys out there will tell you it's
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: hard to get through, but Mitchell, you just keep doing it, right?
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: You're always calling.
• 10:47
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's right. That's people like me that get their
• 10:49
  Speaker 10: lines busy.
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is, right?
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: It's always Mitchell on the phone.
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: You just got to try. Yeah, you do.
• 10:55
  Speaker 5: And you just got to be consistent.
• 10:56
  Speaker 10: Spam call. Just spam.
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  Speaker 3: Over and over. All right, weighing in at 102 kilos,
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  Speaker 3: it's the prize pig, Mitchell.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: Prize pig.
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  Speaker 5: All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get his question. See if he can win once again.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, once again.
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  Speaker 3: There we go.
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: All right, Mitchell. On Instagram, what's the maximum number of
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: pictures or videos that you can upload in a carousel post? Oh, jeez.
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  Speaker 10: Let's just say six.
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  Speaker 3: No. I think it needs to be less, yeah?
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  Speaker 1: No, I love it. I love a big Instagram dump.
• 11:29
  Speaker 3: A big dump. So 20, 20, mate. Yep.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: In a woman's labor, what is the afterbirth?
• 11:39
  Speaker 10: That's the placenta.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much. Did you eat yours, Amy?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't eat mine, no. Did your wife eat hers, Mitchell?
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  Speaker 10: No, no. I've seen that all come out and I
• 11:51
  Speaker 10: nearly passed out, so that wasn't fun for me.
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  Speaker 7: They do ask you what you want to do with.
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  Speaker 3: It straight away.
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: Well, because if you want to get it capsulated or
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: made into bloody smoothies, they come in with a bucket.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: And then the person who does all that, she, like,
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: comes and picks it up from the hospital.
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  Speaker 2: I had a hippie friend do it. Surely it can't
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  Speaker 2: be that good for you that it's worth that effort.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Well, they say that the reason you give birth to
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: it afterwards is for a reason. It's crap. You're not
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: then meant to ingest it. But, hey, I'm no medical expert.
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: Nat, what are you going to do with yours?
• 12:20
  Speaker 8: I'm going to sell mine.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 12:22
  Speaker 8: I don't know. I need a fact check. But on
• 12:24
  Speaker 8: my socials that you can sell your placenta for like 50K.
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, bullshit.
• 12:28
  Speaker 8: He's like, let's make some money. I'm like, hell yeah.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 12:31
  Speaker 8: Because some people want the nutrients.
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: They want it that badly.
• 12:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: Sell it.
• 12:37
  Speaker 8: If you can, I will.
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: I don't care. It's not an OnlyFans thing.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: It's not that kind of stuff.
• 12:42
  Speaker 5: Facebook marketplace.
• 12:43
  Speaker 8: Where on OnlyFans have you seen human organs? Oh, hang on.
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: I haven't been on OnlyFans.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good answer. All right, Mitch, question number three.
• 12:52
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: Which everyday beauty product can you spray on dried flowers
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: to prevent shedding?
• 13:00
  Speaker 10: Hairspray.
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: Does that work?
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: I have never heard that, but it makes sense.
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: It was a good guess, was it, mate?
• 13:08
  Speaker 5: Good guess.
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: You're not walking around with hairspray?
• 13:12
  Speaker 10: No, I do that at work.
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: Good on you, mate. You got two.
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: All right, so we're going over to Suzanne. Let's see
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: how you go.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's give it a go.
• 13:23
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: In tradie slang, what is a chicken in pyjamas?
• 13:29
  Speaker 14: Oh, my gosh.
• 13:30
  Speaker 13: A chicken in pyjamas.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: Chicken in pyjamas.
• 13:34
  Speaker 12: I don't know.
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: Give it a go.
• 13:37
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 13:38
  Speaker 13: A chicken parmigiana.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: Yay! I've got to say I've never heard that.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: I've never heard that either. Maybe Mitchell has. He's a tradie.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Mitchell?
• 13:49
  Speaker 10: Nope.
• 13:50
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: What is the purpose of chlorine in a swimming pool?
• 13:57
  Speaker 12: To kill the germs.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got two as well. I love these new
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: pools where they're like mineral. Have you heard about these?
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're so nice to swim in.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yours is chlorine, I imagine.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: Mine's saltwater. Yeah, it's got a little bit of chlorine.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: Chlorine, yeah. I love that idea.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: Like you'd go in there, you'd have no smelly chlorine
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: on you or anything.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: They're the new thing.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go. This could determine it. What
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: does a cut man do?
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: A cut man.
• 14:26
  Speaker 9: C-U-P?
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, T.
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: C-U-T. Oh, cut man.
• 14:29
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 14:29
  Speaker 11: Um.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 14:39
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: No, you don't.
• 14:41
  Speaker 13: Cuts concrete?
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: No, they're like a cornerman in combat sports. They'll treat
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: the cut, swelling, nosebleeds in between rounds. So it's kind
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: of like you'd get in the footy with a trainer.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: Helping you out, yeah.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you've got like a.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yep.
• 14:58
  Speaker 13: Yep, yep.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: All right, tiebreaker.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: It is tiebreaker. So you're still there, Mitchell? You ready
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: to go? All right, Amy's going to read out the
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: question and then you just have to yell out the answer.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: Good luck, guys.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, good luck. What animal is in the Qantas logo?
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Kangaroo.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Kangaroo.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: He's done it again.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God, he's done it again.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: You really are a prize pick.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: A high-powered Melbourne-based commercial lawyer, and we're not going to
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: name his name, he's dealing with the ultimate shame.
• 15:28
  Speaker 11: And.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: I actually don't know how you turn up to work
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: after this.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: He's accidentally left his camera on during a work meeting.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: So he was on a Teams call with about seven
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: of his colleagues. One of them had a little baby
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: in the video with him. All men, thankfully. I feel
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: like this is a blessing in disguise here. And he's
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: decided to switch up his scenery, and you can kind
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: of see him. He's obviously carrying his laptop.
• 15:55
  Speaker 11: And.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: You see him put it down and it's like at
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: a lower level to where he had had it on
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: his desk.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: So like on the floor?
• 16:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Yep. And then you see him rise. And as I
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: was watching it, I was like, oh no, he's not. No.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: And then he does exactly what you think he's going
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: to do. And he pulls his pants down and the
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: whole twig and berries are there. And then he just
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: sits on the toilet. And everything is on display. All
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: of his colleagues are watching. The guy with the baby
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: gets up and leaves because he's like shield his eyes.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: So he's going to do a dump?
• 16:32
  Speaker 8: I mean, I'm assuming.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Unless he's a sit-down weir.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: He's a sit-down weir, maybe.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: No, that's wrong.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: And everyone is, like, trying to stifle a laugh, and
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: then one of his mates goes, hey, whatever your name is,
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: you've left your camera on. And he goes, oh, have
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: a listen.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: Just have a listen.
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: We're trying to get surplus put away to reduce the
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: budget and be counterproductive.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Fuck.
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: I like how.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: They just keep talking for a while there.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Someone was like, yeah, we'll just go around the room
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: and then they were like, is anyone going to tell him?
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Anytime you do those teams meetings, turning your camera off
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: when you go and do something like that, you have to.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: You have to turn your camera off. He's obviously just
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: forgotten to turn the camera off and he's been caught.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Have you ever walked in on someone going to the toilet,
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: but like someone embarrassing?
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think so.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: I remember when I was like a kid, I walked
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: in on. My auntie, she was on the toilet probably
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: doing a dump.
• 17:47
  Speaker 10: Ew.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: I just opened the door. Can everyone have locks on
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: their bathroom, by the way? I remember opening it.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Do you not knock if the door's locked? Closed?
• 17:54
  Speaker 8: No.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Whose house are you in? Her house.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: And the bathroom door was closed and you just barged in.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: No, I was a kid. And I remember she's sitting
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: there and I went, because I was a kid, right?
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: And I go, what's all that hair down there? Oh,
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: my God. She goes, oh, everyone gets that when you're older.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Close the door. Turns out I never saw anyone else
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: have that hair down there.
• 18:14
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: She was wrong. She was wrong.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, maybe in her generation they did.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think their generation are into the waxing.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Well, she clearly wasn't, but that was my, yeah, it
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: was a shock.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: And then I knew someone who said, and I don't
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: know if this is true, but they said they walked
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: in on John Howard, the old PM.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: They were at some, like, Liberal Party fundraiser or some
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: crap in some eastern suburbs rich house, and they walked
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: in on him doing a, I think it was a wee.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so he was standing.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Well, dude, that's why this guy, this lawyer, I'm telling you,
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: was doing a poo. There's no guy that.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Sits down to wait. Imagine if no one had given
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: him the heads up. So, like, you never want to
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: be that person who goes.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: Well, they just let it go.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you just see him wiping and everything. You
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: would want to die. Would you be able to turn
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: up to work the next day?
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Well, it was blokes. You are right.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Because it was the dudes. 131065, by the way, if
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: you walked in on someone or caught someone on Zoom.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: But if there were women on that, oh, nah, it'd
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: be all over.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nah.
• 19:17
  Speaker 14: A little bit different, but a radio host I know
• 19:19
  Speaker 14: from in the industry.
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: Went to the US to interview Alicia Keys. Yeah. It
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: was like a hotel style junket. So that means.
• 19:29
  Speaker 14: For anyone who doesn't work in the industry that you
• 19:30
  Speaker 14: go to a hotel and they kind of bounce around
• 19:32
  Speaker 14: different hotel rooms.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And do a bunch of different interviews.
• 19:35
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 19:36
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 19:36
  Speaker 14: He claims that she, just before his interview, said, hang
• 19:40
  Speaker 14: on a second and went into the bathroom and did
• 19:43
  Speaker 14: a giant dump.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: No!
• 19:45
  Speaker 8: Alicia Keys.
• 19:46
  Speaker 14: And then came out and he just had to sit
• 19:48
  Speaker 14: there and pretend.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Microphones rolling. Might have picked it up.
• 19:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so Alicia Keys did a dump. We all do dumps.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's when you walk in on someone or catch
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: them on the camera.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: And first calls on 131065. Here's Nicole. Hello.
• 20:05
  Speaker 13: Hello, how are you?
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Good, what's on your mind?
• 20:09
  Speaker 12: Well, I saw the video in question.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is the video of the lawyer on a
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Zoom call.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: On a Melbourne lawyer and thought his camera was off
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: and he's taken himself to the toilet to drop a deuce.
• 20:22
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 20:22
  Speaker 12: My daughter showed it to me, my 23-year-old.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, man, this lawyer, this is going everywhere, right? He's
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: not going to be able to live it down.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I wonder who put it online.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: You're right. It would have been a colleague.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: It would have been one of those colleagues.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: You can see they were recording it with their phone. Yeah.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: They could lose their job over that.
• 20:41
  Speaker 13: I know.
• 20:41
  Speaker 12: I think I'm more horrified that everything was hanging.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Nicole, I said the same thing. And the fact that he, like,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: tucked his balls into the bowl.
• 20:50
  Speaker 13: Oh, no, I couldn't.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: I was like, what?
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: He's teabagging the water.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Well, what is he meant to do?
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Sorry, you're horrified that everything's hanging.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Well, I thought the balls would have stayed above the seat.
• 21:01
  Speaker 11: No.
• 21:02
  Speaker 12: When he took his pants down, everything was just hanging.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Hang on, hang on. You've... You're how old and you
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: don't know how a man goes to the toilet? You
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: think our balls sit on the seat?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Well, I thought.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Because then you'd wee everywhere.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: No.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Remember when you do a poo, you have to do a.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: Wee.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: You can't do it without doing that.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: What? Yeah.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: It's a thing. Men can't poo without weeing at the
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: same time.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: No.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Can women?
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: No.
• 21:31
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: Really? Yes.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Another difference between men and women. But yeah, you sit
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: down there and it just all goes.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: In, but it's not going in the water. It's like
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: a mixture of the two of them. And then your
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: balls are just touching the water.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: How sloppy do you think they are?
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: How low do they hang?
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Maybe American toilets.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Do your balls hang low?
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: American toilets are full of water, so maybe in America.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Did you just.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Hear what I said? I didn't even say, do your
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: balls hang low. I said something in, like, German.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Sing it again.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Can you tie them in a knot?
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: It's a good song.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Can you tie them in a bow?
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Can you dump them in the toilet water when you
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: do a poo-wee?
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Come on, are you again? Sorry. I'm glad we cleared
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: that up anyway.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Yes, our package goes inside the bowl.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: All right, Kaz. Hello.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Hey, Kaz.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Hello. Hello. Good morning.
• 22:31
  Speaker 8: How are you?
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: Good.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: What do you want to say?
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: I just want to say it's not someone getting caught
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: in Zoom, but I caught my brother in the nude
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: on the toilet. So it happened a couple of months ago.
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: And our main toilet was blocked. And so I went
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: over to my mum and dad's one. And oh, my gosh,
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: I walked in on him and he's in the nude
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: taking a dump.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, wait.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I've heard about this. I've got a friend of mine
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: and her husband, every time he does a poo, he
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: has to take all his clothes off.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: That's weird.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Is your brother the same?
• 23:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: For me, it wasn't the first time. It happens a
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: couple of times. I think he does it all the time.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: So he must be like my friend's husband, like has
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: to remove all pieces of clothing.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: I don't understand that.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: That's wild. Imagine doing that in winter.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it'd be freezing, right? And maybe he's like
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: afraid that poo particles are going to get on the... Yeah.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Was that awkward for you walking in on your brother, Kaz?
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've walked in on him a couple of times,
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: and it always seems to be at my mum and
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: dad's bathroom. Like, he never does it in our one.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Why is he just destroying your mum and dad's bowl?
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: That's what my boys do, and I hate it.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Good on you, Kaz. Have a good day, okay? Don't
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: walk in on your brother again.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I'm not doing that anymore.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, Bondi Rescue.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Well, actually, before we get into that, Hoppo's here from
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Bondi Rescue, but you are just munching away on a Porto's.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: In front of him.
• 23:54
  Speaker 13: I know.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: This is my favourite morning so far on radio.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: A Porto's for breakfast.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: I'm good, man. You're doing something with the Porto's, right?
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: They're bringing the burger back to 1986. Is that when
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: it came out?
• 24:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's when it first came out. It was something
• 24:08
  Speaker 9: back in Bondi and the lifeguards sort of got on
• 24:10
  Speaker 9: board when it started and went up there and we
• 24:13
  Speaker 9: pretty much... Yeah, started eating it and then it went
• 24:16
  Speaker 9: from there.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: So $ 2.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: 86 it's going to be. That's my birth year.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Porto takes a Bondi burger back to 1986
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: with $ 2. 86 burgers for one day only exclusively via the
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Porto app and your munch.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Is it your favourite, Porto's?
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Porto's is by far my favourite, yeah. It's my.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Fast food of choice. In my head, it's the healthier
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: version of most fast food places.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: It's healthier, right, Hopper?
• 24:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it is healthy. I've had about 40 in the
• 24:45
  Speaker 9: last week.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: And you're still looking slim.
• 24:48
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Hey, how is the beach going?
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: You guys are going to get very busy in about
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: a month, yeah, as it starts heating up.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I reckon it's already started, right?
• 24:56
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: We had a... beautiful weekend.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: In Sydney over the weekend yeah is it already busy
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: or is Bondi just busy year round.
• 25:03
  Speaker 9: Bondi's busy all year round but I pretty much I
• 25:05
  Speaker 9: worked the weekend it was pretty busy down there the
• 25:08
  Speaker 9: kite festival was on so there's thousands of people there
• 25:11
  Speaker 9: but Yeah, it's starting to pick up now. Now the
• 25:13
  Speaker 9: weather's getting good.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: How are we feeling about the sharks?
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, obviously there were a number of attacks over
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: summer and then that poor lady at Coogee Beach. That
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: was only, that was during winter. And now you guys
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: have gone and done these drones. And for our Melbourne listeners,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: the drones are on every Sydney beach, like not 24
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: hours a day, but every day, right?
• 25:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they're on the beaches every day, going out and
• 25:36
  Speaker 9: having a look for the sharks to make sure there's,
• 25:38
  Speaker 9: you know, we can monitor them. But pretty much... Sharks
• 25:41
  Speaker 9: have been around there ever since I've been growing up
• 25:44
  Speaker 9: as a kid.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Have you seen many?
• 25:46
  Speaker 9: You see a few here and there, but they all
• 25:47
  Speaker 9: go under you. It's very hard to see most of
• 25:49
  Speaker 9: the time. So now they go in looking for them,
• 25:52
  Speaker 9: it seems like there's more sharks.
• 25:53
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Do you think that there should be shark nets, and
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: do you think they should be in place all year round?
• 26:00
  Speaker 9: They've got all different systems in place. There's the shark nets,
• 26:03
  Speaker 9: there's the drum lines, there's the drones.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:06
  Speaker 9: We're just trying to do our best to keep everyone
• 26:08
  Speaker 9: safe when they go under the water.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: What do you think has changed, though? Because obviously there's
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: been quite a few shark attacks lately. And up until,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: you know, the last couple of, let's say last year,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: you didn't really hear about so many, especially not consecutively
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: as well. Do you think something's changed, like the water conditions,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: climate change? Do you think there's anything in particular that's happened?
• 26:32
  Speaker 11: No.
• 26:32
  Speaker 9: No one's really put their finger on it, but, you know,
• 26:35
  Speaker 9: back in the 1920s, there was a fair few shark attacks,
• 26:39
  Speaker 9: so that's 100 years now. So is there a cycle there?
• 26:42
  Speaker 9: We don't really know, but it could be something. Most
• 26:45
  Speaker 9: of the time, there's chasing seals and a lot of
• 26:47
  Speaker 9: bait bull fish comes in and that drags the sharks
• 26:51
  Speaker 9: in feeding.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: So are these drones helping you guys, like you're a
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: fan of them? It's given you a warning before?
• 26:57
  Speaker 9: Well, it's just identifying if a shark is in the
• 27:00
  Speaker 9: bay at the time and then We can either identify
• 27:02
  Speaker 9: what the shark is and whether we need to remove
• 27:05
  Speaker 9: everyone from the water or whether we.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Is it common knowledge to not swim like dawn and dusk?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Is that right? Is that when they're the most active?
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah, dawn and dusk. I mean, that's when they're feeding
• 27:15
  Speaker 9: most of the time. And it's more, though, if we've
• 27:18
  Speaker 9: had a lot of rain and the water's real murky
• 27:20
  Speaker 9: because the stormwater drains stay away from the water then.
• 27:23
  Speaker 9: And also when you see a lot of bait balls
• 27:26
  Speaker 9: and that in the water, that's probably the best times
• 27:28
  Speaker 9: not to go into the water.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Is the main problem, though, that people don't know how
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: to swim and they get caught in rips? I mean,
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: we're all going on and on about sharks. What is
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: your number one thing you want people to do, especially
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: if they're a tourist, if they go onto Bondi Beach?
• 27:42
  Speaker 11: Well.
• 27:42
  Speaker 9: With that, we know a lot of stuff with Float
• 27:44
  Speaker 9: to Survive, and we've realised where people enter the water
• 27:47
  Speaker 9: is where they want to exit the water. So if
• 27:50
  Speaker 9: you do that, you're going with the rip, but then
• 27:53
  Speaker 9: you try and fight the rip to get back to
• 27:55
  Speaker 9: where you entered.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Isn't that funny? Psychologically, we just want to come out
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: where we went in.
• 27:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because you think that's safe. You can stand and think, oh, no,
• 28:01
  Speaker 9: I can get there. I can stand.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Gotcha, gotcha.
• 28:03
  Speaker 9: So you're better off floating and going with the flow
• 28:05
  Speaker 9: of the water because it'll take you to where the
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: sandbank is to stand up or where the waves are
• 28:09
  Speaker 9: breaking naturally. So use the ocean's energy, not your energy.
• 28:13
  Speaker 9: And then it gives you time for lifeguards to come
• 28:17
  Speaker 9: out and rescue you.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: And put your hand up.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Now, I'm sure there's like blokes I can think of
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: that are like, oh, I could do this. But just
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: put your hand up if you're in.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Trouble, right?
• 28:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, just put your hand up or yell out.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Would you say that a majority of people that you
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: do have to rescue from the ocean are tourists? I
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: just think to myself, Australians, we're pretty proactive about getting
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: our kids swimming lessons.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Nippers.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did nippers.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Would you say a majority of people that you have
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: to save?
• 28:43
  Speaker 9: You'd be surprised.
• 28:44
  Speaker 10: Really?
• 28:44
  Speaker 9: A lot of people that we rescue, I reckon 60%, 65%
• 28:47
  Speaker 9: are living in Australia.
• 28:50
  Speaker 13: Oh, okay.
• 28:50
  Speaker 9: So they've come from overseas to live here now because
• 28:53
  Speaker 9: we've had such an influx of multicultural communities.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:56
  Speaker 9: So that's the issue there. But yes, we get a
• 29:00
  Speaker 9: lot of tourists as well.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's why Pauline Hanson's against them. She's just like
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: all about water safety.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's definitely what it is.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: On a serious note, mate, it'll be almost a year.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: You were there on the day of the Bondi attack.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Were you working that day?
• 29:14
  Speaker 9: No, I was on a day off that day. But
• 29:15
  Speaker 9: the guys were calling me when it was sort of happening.
• 29:18
  Speaker 9: And they did a magnificent job to run in and
• 29:21
  Speaker 9: not know what was going on at the time when
• 29:23
  Speaker 9: they ran in there and just saw a whole lot
• 29:25
  Speaker 9: of people you know, injured and shot.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:28
  Speaker 9: And the bullets were still going when they were trying
• 29:30
  Speaker 9: to do some resuscitation. So it was a great effort
• 29:33
  Speaker 9: and something that, you know, how do you prepare for
• 29:36
  Speaker 9: something like that?
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: No, a day that people will never forget.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: I'm, I'm guessing on the one-year anniversary, everyone at Bondi
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: will be part of something special.
• 29:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're going to do something on
• 29:46
  Speaker 9: the anniversary and everyone will be down there.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: How is it down there?
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Like, was it quiet over summer after what happened and
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: was the vibe quite different?
• 29:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 29:55
  Speaker 9: I mean, when it first happened, yeah, into Christmas was
• 29:57
  Speaker 9: a bit eerie. It was a different sort of Christmas
• 29:59
  Speaker 9: than normal at Bondi and, you know, everyone was, but
• 30:01
  Speaker 9: then it got back to everyone getting back down to
• 30:03
  Speaker 9: normal and I think that's what the community in the
• 30:05
  Speaker 9: eastern suburbs wanted to do. They wanted to get back
• 30:07
  Speaker 9: to normal as quick as possible and, And get on
• 30:10
  Speaker 9: with it. So that's, you know, helped a lot. And
• 30:13
  Speaker 9: then we went into the Sharks. So it's one of
• 30:16
  Speaker 9: those times. So hopefully, you know, we usually follow the
• 30:20
  Speaker 9: European summer. So it looks like we could be having
• 30:22
  Speaker 9: a hot one.
• 30:23
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Let's hope for a better summer at Bondi. And, mate,
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: good on you.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: You're getting stuck into a Porto's now because I know
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Amy's just like, can we finish this interview so I
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: can eat the burger?
• 30:32
  Speaker 9: I just stole Amy's one. I'm chomping into it now.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: And don't forget, yeah, so $ 2. 86 is what you can
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: get your burger for at a Porto, only via the
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Porto app. Hoppo from Bondi Rescue, good on you, mate.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Thanks for coming in.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: Thank you so much.
• 30:46
  Speaker 9: Thanks for having.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Me.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, beautiful morning, but a lot of people are upset
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: about the amount of sex they're having.
• 30:54
  Speaker 14: Oh.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: You said you're fine.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm, like, I would say... Mine is pretty healthy.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Well, they've gone through each generation and worked out why
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: people aren't doing it as much.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Let's kick it off with Gen Z's.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: They're saying it's the cost of living that's getting in
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: the way.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Gen Z love a complaint.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: It doesn't cost anything to do it, by the way.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why is that?
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: I think a lot of videos, they're still living at home.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: So what?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: That makes it more fun.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I know, right?
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Right? Doing it like secretly.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: Shuttle here.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Don't make noise.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, according to them, that's why they're not doing it.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Let's move up to millennials. Which is us.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: That's us, okay.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Apparently we're too burnt out.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: So we're blaming work, low energy, another 22% are blaming kids.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: I don't have kids, but if I'm tired, if I've
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: done a really long day.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: You're pathetic.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: I would like to go to sleep.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: You're actually pathetic. You're not, you don't even have one kid.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: You're not even married. Your partner doesn't even live with you.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just saying sometimes you're too tired. Are you not?
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I've got excuses. I've got three children and
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: so many extracurricular activities that I have to run them to.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I've got dinner to cook for five people.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, fair.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: So, yeah.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: You have excuses.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I probably still have sex more than you as well.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: That is not true. You don't know. Hey, Gen X.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: So that's the next generation up. Their bodies are starting
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: to fail.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Well, they can't get it up.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because 39% say they have a low sex drive.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, doesn't it start to decline?
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: After 30, I think.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: After 40, I think.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Well, Gen X are 46 to 61 years old.
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: It gets sadder.
• 32:38
  Speaker 8: Oh, no.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Boomers. Are you reading your burger while I'm talking? Really
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: interested in this discussion.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I am interested, but you're talking, so I took a bite.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: What are we talking about? Oh, boomers. 66% say aging
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: itself is why they no longer do it. Now, I
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: want to talk about that.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: When you're like 84.
• 32:59
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Would you still be doing it?
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: So when my grandpa died over in the UK, my posi.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Sorry to hear that. Yeah.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: It was years ago. But my posse, so the equivalent
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: to my grandma, it was her nickname.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Does she like different positions?
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: No. She ended up getting herself a boyfriend. Oh, what?
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: At what age?
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: 82.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Oh. And my mum would go over and visit them
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: and could hear them going at it. So they'd both
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: be popping the Viagras and going to town.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: I was like, yuck.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Good for them.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good on them, but also yuck.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: With all that, it makes sense. You have your most
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: money if you've got good super. You're not working anymore.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: You've got no kids. Old people should just be fornicating
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: like rabbits.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Well, you hear about people who work in nursing homes
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: and they're constantly catching other elderly people. Is that hot,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: is it? Does that turn you on?
• 33:59
  Speaker 9: No.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: You just said that's hot. You're sick.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: It's hot that they're still doing it.
• 34:04
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Good on you oldies.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: If you're in a nursing home and you're still doing it,
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: call in 131065.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Let's hear from you. Let's hear you do it. Hey,
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Nat's got a hit of celebrity news coming up. Let's
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: hear you do it.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Let's not.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: You can just get back to your burger there, man.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: That's all right. You're a Porto burger.
• 34:19
  Speaker 14: $ 2.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: 86 today. Nat, what do you got?
• 34:22
  Speaker 14: Lady Gaga has, we've just found out that she welcomed
• 34:25
  Speaker 14: a surprise baby. No one even knew she was pregnant.
• 34:27
  Speaker 14: So all the details coming up next.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: She had sex.
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Lady Gaga.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, sorry.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: She's a millennial, yeah?
• 34:36
  Speaker 8: She's 40, so you know I'm young.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's us.
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: Why were you so shocked that Lady Gaga's got headsets?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you said Lady Gaga found out that
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: she's just had a baby, as in like someone had it.
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: Like she sat on the toilet and it came out.
• 34:48
  Speaker 8: You know those? I'd never believe them, by the way.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Well, there was a lady at my work who she
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: reckons she just gave birth to a toilet.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Not this work. Bigger lady?
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: She was a bigger lady, yeah.
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: It's always the bigger ladies, isn't it? I don't know why.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Well, I want you to put your money where your
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: mouth is, Amy Gerard.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: Okay, why?
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: We've been going through your book here. What's your book
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: called again?
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Strap Yourself In.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, available at Booktopia. Booktopia. Oh, yeah. Where else?
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Just online. It was in Big W, Amazon.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, now I want to go through this with you.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: There's like a rogue statement in there that has caught
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: our interest, and we are going to put you to
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: the test.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: So you used to date a German guy.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: No, I never dated a German guy. I had a
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: very brief holiday romance with a German guy in the
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Maldives for seven days. No, ten.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: So for ten days you dated a German guy.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: I wasn't dating him.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: I was seeing him.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: We barely interacted with our voices.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Well, on that, despite the language difference, according to you
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: in the book, you reckon you could understand what he
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: was saying?
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: How?
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Well, we got along really well and I could understand.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: How could you even spend 10 days with someone when
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: you can't speak their language?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It was like a holiday romance, you know,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: like you read in novels.
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: It was like our body language. There was lots of
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: hand signals.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: But when he was talking, did you think you understood him?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I think I understood enough, yeah.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Well, when he said nine, you're like, oh, that means no.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Pretty much, yeah. Well, what we've got here is some
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: German statements.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Okay. We need our German music.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Are there any beers? German beers we can have while
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: we do this?
• 36:46
  Speaker 8: No, that's illegal. You can't drink on radio.
• 36:48
  Speaker 13: That's all right.
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: You're still learning.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: Hang on.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Didn't we have a Bloody Mary on radio?
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: You can drink. You're not allowed to be drunk.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: So, like, how many beers would it take you to
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: be drunk?
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: I would have just sipped the beer.
• 36:59
  Speaker 8: Well, we don't have beer, so let's push on.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Moving on.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Let's go with our German statements. I'm going to play
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: them for you.
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: And I want you to tell me what they're saying. Okay. Okay,
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: so translate them to English. You ready for number one?
• 37:10
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Du siehst sexy aus.
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Du siehst sexy aus.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you look sexy today.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give it to you. It's you look sexy.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Not today. What did it for you, though?
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: The sexy house.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: You have a sexy house.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: All right, let's go a little basic-er then.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Wie geht es dir? How are you?
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: How do you.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Oh! I told you. See, I can speak German.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: I want to hear that again.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: How did you get that?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Wie geht es dir?
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Wie geht es dir?
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: He would say that every time he dropped flowers on
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: my door.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: That's a weird thing to say when you're dropping flowers.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: You go, here are the flowers.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: How are you?
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: And then he'd go, you have a sexy house.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: All right. Oh, God, I hope I didn't say this
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: to you.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Du riechst komisch. Touch my bum.
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: No.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Did he want you to touch his bum?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: What does it say?
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: It says, you know, that is a no, by the way. Sorry.
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: You smell weird.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Hear it again?
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: Du riechst komisch.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: That's obviously why I don't know that one, because he's
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: never said that to me.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: No, he never said it.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: No, Carrie.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Let's see if you can get this one. It's one
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: of their, no, I'm not giving you a clue. Well-known foods.
• 38:31
  Speaker 11: Möchten Sie die Currywurst heiß oder kalt?
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Something about sausages and pork knuckle.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: No. What's curry worse? What is that?
• 38:47
  Speaker 8: That is a.
• 38:50
  Speaker 14: Strangely enough, a sausage made of pork. And she mentioned
• 38:53
  Speaker 14: pork and sausage. So she's still not completely wrong.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: We'll give her a half a point for that.
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: That's a half point.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: They were asking whether you want your curry worse hot
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: or do you want it cold?
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: I'd imagine you'd want it hot.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: You've got to understand, I will only remember sentences that
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: he used with me. And we didn't have curried sausages
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: in the Maldives.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Curry sausage.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Or whatever it was.
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: No, there's curry in it too.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 39:23
  Speaker 14: It's a famous German fast food dish made of sliced pork,
• 39:27
  Speaker 14: sausage covered in spiced tomato and curry sauce.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 39:30
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't have your curry and sausages. Where were
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: you again?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: The Maldives.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: Well, it'll be warm there, yeah? Yes, it was. Okay,
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: maybe you'll be able to get this one then.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Could you please turn down the temperature of the air conditioning?
• 39:44
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: That is, would you like to go snorkeling in your
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: new bikini that I've bought you?
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: Nah.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: It's asking, can you turn the air con temp down?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: No, see, again, we weren't living together. Right.
• 39:58
  Speaker 8: We didn't shack up.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I was there with my family.
• 40:01
  Speaker 16: Ah.
• 40:01
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: But did you get it on and then stay at his?
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: No.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: No?
• 40:04
  Speaker 11: No.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: All right. Cool.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: He was there with his mum. I was like 24.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: It was a little holiday romance.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely. One more.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Can I be with you? You want
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: to hear it again? Yeah. If we get married, I
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: don't believe in divorce.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: You're divorcing there, don't you? Oh, no.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Everything has an end? That might be the divorce word.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Might be translated to end.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Only the sausage has two.
• 40:45
  Speaker 9: What?
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Or they have two ends.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Everything has an end. Only the sausage has two.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: There is a lot about curry sausages in this for
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: some reason.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's quite funny.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, listen. I don't believe I needed to fully understand
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: the German language in order to fully commit to– His
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: name was Mark for the seven days that we were together.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: So do you think, and maybe 131065, you can call in,
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: you can have a full blown.
• 41:13
  Speaker 14: Do you think maybe it's different if, cause that was
• 41:16
  Speaker 14: like a German AI, right?
• 41:18
  Speaker 8: Like a Siri reading out the phrases. Do you think
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: it's different if you have an actual German?
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, we have a German.
• 41:24
  Speaker 14: Because we are bringing in Robert the German right now.
• 41:27
  Speaker 8: Oh, Robert the German is here. And he's got a
• 41:30
  Speaker 8: list of phrases for you.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, hello, Robert.
• 41:32
  Speaker 8: Is this the man you met in the Maldives?
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: No.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Just come up to the microphone here, Robert. Robert the
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: German's here.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Take a seat.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is a.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Robert, just talk into the microphone there, mate.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: A real German.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: Hallo.
• 41:46
  Speaker 8: Oh, hallo.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Nice and close to that. It's not a German microphone.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: How do you say microphone in German?
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: Mikrofon.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, see, it's kind of similar.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: It's very similar.
• 42:01
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: So not microphone, mikrofon.
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: Fast das gleiche.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: I think this is why I could... What?
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: I can't understand him.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 42:10
  Speaker 13: No.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Amy, what was that?
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Do I speak German fluently?
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: No.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Was that wrong?
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Vaguely? Yeah, a little bit.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Something about anaesthetics?
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Do I like general anaesthetic? Yes.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: That was not German.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: That was not German, no.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Hey, Robert, thanks for coming in.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Did you two just have a conversation? Let's see what
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Amy can do here.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: Magst du es scharf? Magst du es scharf?
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Magst du es scharf?
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: Markstuss Schaaf.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Markstuss Schaaf. What's that? How's that? What's that say?
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: So should I translate that?
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, please.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Do you like it hot or not?
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, I like it hot.
• 43:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, we did this. I should have picked up on it.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, with the currywurst.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: We are the curried sausages.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: I meant the food.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I know. I know you meant the food. Okay.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: That's one of the sentences I said basically to my...
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: To my wife.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: To your wife?
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: When she was first at my place.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, you said, do you like it hot?
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: I was cooking food.
• 43:30
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: And I was chopping up stuff.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: And I said to her, like, so do you like
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: it hot then?
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: How do you say it again?
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: Demarcus Scharf.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: That means, do you like it hot?
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: Do you like it hot?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: And she was like, yeah, baby.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: I meant the food. She was kind of confused.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: And do you guys eat a lot of curried sausages?
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: How do you pronounce it?
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: Currywurst. Currywurst.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Is that a traditional dish?
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: Currywurst, soll ich das auf Deutsch sagen oder auf Englisch?
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: I don't understand you.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: He's saying in German or English. I say it in English, okay? Yes. Okay, Currywurst,
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: how Currywurst originated was that a woman called, had a heuer,
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: had a little sausage cart, 1945 and bombed out Berlin, basically.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: And everything was bombed flat, nothing standing anymore. And she
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: was trading alcohol and cigarettes against German sausages. Oh, wow.
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: Because no more currency, yeah?
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: So currency, alcohol and cigarettes, German sausage.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: You wouldn't want to know what was in that sausage.
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: It was definitely not free-range pork. Yeah.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: What do you think it was?
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: Who knows? Dogs, horse. Horse at best if you're lucky,
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: you know.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't mind a German sausage.
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: So this one guy came along, most likely English guy
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: in the British Army.
• 45:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: Because they had curry powder in their rations. And he went,
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: I've got curry powder. And he said, that's really nice
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: for you, but the currency is alcohol or cigarettes. It's
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: not curry powder.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Is the currency still alcohol and cigarettes? No, you're part
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: of the Euro. Hey, Robert, thank you for coming in.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: I feel like I want Amy. We want to speak
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: a little German.
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: What was that?
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Something expression.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Deutsch? I heard Deutsch.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's Deutsch?
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: German, right?
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: It used to be the Deutsch mark, yeah?
• 45:44
  Speaker 13: Money.
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: Money? Is it money?
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 45:56
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: What was that one? That means, what is your favourite dish?
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, what is my favourite dish?
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: Currywurst.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Currywurst. This whole segment's been about currywurst. Robert the German,
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: thank you for coming in, mate. Appreciate your time. Thank
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: you so much. Say goodbye in German, Amy.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Goodbye.
• 46:15
  Speaker 14: Bye.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Tschüss. Cheers.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: Tschüss. Tschüss. Tschüss.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Tschüss.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: Tschüss.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Like juice with a C-H.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: Tschüss. G-C-H-U.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: How do you say I love you?
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: Ich lieb dich.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Ich lieb dich. Yeah, I got a lot of them
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: from Mark.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: After seven days.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: Good on you, Robert.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: Cheers, man.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Robert. So over the weekend, I got added
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: into an incredible WhatsApp group. Now, I am in so
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: many WhatsApp groups and I've got so many of them
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: on mute because I just can't keep up. But this
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: one came out of nowhere and it is going to
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: probably be my Bible for the future moving forward. It
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: is my suburb's name. Yeah. Boy Mums.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: So all the boy mums in your suburb?
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: So all of the boy mums in the suburb, somebody
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: has started this and they have started adding in all
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: the boy mums. So I think maybe like one mum
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: started it, added in four other mums and then One
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: of those four have added in their friends and so forth.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: And so it's kind of spiralled. It's so we can
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: keep tabs on our sons because we live in a
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: very small neighbourhood and it is a safe neighbourhood, but
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: we have this epidemic of boys at the moment where
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: they get on their bikes or their scooters or their
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: bloody e-bikes or their e-scooters and they just go off.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, causing havoc.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: And they are at all different parks. No, I don't
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: think they're causing havoc at all. But they go down
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: into the bush and they build bike jumps or they
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: go up to parks and, you know, who knows what
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: they're doing up there. Or they go to another park or...
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: But basically, and I am probably, I'm probably behind the
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: times here, but I don't have any sort of tracking
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: devices on my kids. So a lot of the other
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: neighbours that I have in my street, they've got the smartwatches.
• 48:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: So they can kind of see at least where their kids'
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: location are. And I actually rely, I was relying on
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: my neighbour, Courtney, because my sons were always with her boys. Now,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: all of these other boys from all around the suburb,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: they've all started doing these meet-ups at different parks. They
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: play sport. They play table. It's all quite fun and wholesome.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Sounds good.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: It is good.
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: Good childhood.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: It is good, and it is a great childhood, and
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: it's exactly why I love the suburb that we're in.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: And sometimes I have no idea where they are, especially
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: in particular my youngest.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: And they don't have phones.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: He's just turned seven. He's the youngest in the street,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: the youngest in my family, but he thinks he's like
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: a little independent king. So he just puts his helmet
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: on and off he goes on his bike. And I'm like, um.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: So now that I'm in this WhatsApp group chat, I
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: will put up a thing. Hey, has anyone got eyes
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: on Kobe?
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: And like some mums will be like, yeah, last seen
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: at this address.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: And then another mum will be like, hey, I've got
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: my 360 on. They're at Steaming Mug. I'm assuming they're
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: buying milkshakes.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, so milkshake place.
• 49:19
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: How did the bloody bell get back in here? I
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: bought my own, but it is so helpful. And I
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: didn't realize it is everything that I've needed.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Without, without having to give them technology technology.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Why do these moms all around the suburb? Cause they
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: don't tend to leave it. Um, Someone has spotted them.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Some of the mums live next to the park. Some
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: of them live across the road. And at all times,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: I know where my kids are now.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: You know what we should do?
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: It's like Gossip Girl, but for mums. Yeah.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: 131065, how are you secretly tracking your kids?
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't even know if it's secretly, but like.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: How are you keeping an eye on them?
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: But could you, do you remember when we were kids?
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: I did whatever I wanted and I was just gone.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: They wouldn't have known where I was.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: My parents relied on me telling the truth and I
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: did that never.
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, at most they might call the other like
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: parents thinking you're there and you always get caught with
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: that one.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: I said I was a Kevin. Kevin said he was
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: a mine, but we were off.
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: My mum used to think I was going to youth group.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: At a church and then I would wait for a
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: car to drive away and then I'd go to like
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: an illegal bonfire rave in the bush. Yeah, you did.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, my mum actually had no idea where
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I was ever.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Well, you wouldn't get away with that now. You wouldn't, right? 131065,
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: let's hear from you.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: How are you? What do you want to say? Keeping
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: an eye on it?
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Well, just keeping tabs on where your kids are at.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, 131065, what are you doing to find out where
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: they are and what they're doing?
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Especially when they're seven, in my case.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Like, when they're teenagers, I'm... I mean, probably that's when
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: you need to keep tabs on them the most.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Well, you know where your boys are at all times now,
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: don't you, Amy?
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Well, I've got a rough idea. So I tend to
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: know which kind of cul-de-sac or park or bike jump
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: area or dirt track they've built. You know, they're in
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: the realm of those areas.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: And that's all because of this WhatsApp group.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: You've been added to.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Explain the group. Well, it's the suburb name.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: Boys.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: Boys.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: So it's basically all mums of boys in this suburb
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: and we're kind of just helping each other out, keeping
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: tabs on our kids, you know, by keeping a lookout.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: So we want to know, 131065, how are you keeping
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: an eye on your kids? Maybe you've got a hack. Yeah.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Larissa, go for it.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Hey, Larissa.
• 51:45
  Speaker 12: Hi, I attracted my kids up to a point, but
• 51:50
  Speaker 12: then I found out my oldest one was jigging school.
• 51:53
  Speaker 12: So after that, I did phone tracking on her. And
• 51:58
  Speaker 12: then I said to her, as a threat, I said,
• 52:02
  Speaker 12: if you're not careful when I find out you're jigging school,
• 52:04
  Speaker 12: I will turn up in a playboy bunny outfit to
• 52:07
  Speaker 12: pick you up.
• 52:09
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: So you're tracking her phone now? Is she going to school?
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Have you just got her on, like, find my friends?
• 52:15
  Speaker 12: No, it was one of those funky apps at the time.
• 52:18
  Speaker 12: It was only very new because my daughter's in her
• 52:21
  Speaker 12: 30s now.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
• 52:23
  Speaker 12: So it was pretty hard to find it. And I
• 52:26
  Speaker 12: actually had to pay for that. She doesn't know that
• 52:28
  Speaker 12: I've done that. And I actually called her up one
• 52:31
  Speaker 12: afternoon and it looked like a bit wonky. And I said,
• 52:39
  Speaker 12: where are you now? Do you really want me to
• 52:41
  Speaker 12: turn up with Playboy Bunny out?
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so funny.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Hey, with that Find My iPhone, if you turn your
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: phone off, it doesn't know where you are, right?
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: No, it'll just pin the last location before you turned
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: your phone off.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Because a lot of kids, well, most schools, you've got
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: to put your phone, like you've got to lock it away.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: Do they turn it off?
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: No, they don't turn it off. No, you just put
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: it on silent.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Gotcha. Emily's on. What about you, Emily?
• 53:05
  Speaker 10: Hey, Em.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 53:06
  Speaker 16: No, I'm absolutely the opposite. I've got two younger boys,
• 53:09
  Speaker 16: four altogether, but two younger boys. And when they go
• 53:12
  Speaker 16: out to play, they pop back in every hour or
• 53:15
  Speaker 16: 40 minutes. If the streetlights come on, starts to get dark,
• 53:19
  Speaker 16: it's time to come home.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: Old school.
• 53:20
  Speaker 16: I give them a certain distance, like you can't pass.
• 53:24
  Speaker 16: You know, the McDonald's, I don't want you going over
• 53:26
  Speaker 16: that main road. But I just think we've got too
• 53:29
  Speaker 16: much with the tracking. And I honestly couldn't think of
• 53:31
  Speaker 16: anything worse than having a WhatsApp group notifying me of
• 53:35
  Speaker 16: where hundreds of different children are that.
• 53:38
  Speaker 15: Aren't my own.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Well, it's only really for the mums who are wanting
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: to know where their children are. In my case, I
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: needed Kobe home. And you've got to remember, Kobe has
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: just turned seven. So he's basically, in my head, he's
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: still six. And I needed him home. I'd said, I normally,
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I try to give a lot of my kids freedom
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: and I try to encourage independence and all of those things.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: But I will say, hey, okay, you can go to
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: the park, but I need you back in an hour. Now,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: my kids don't have any of the smartwatches or anything.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: So the guy actually has no concept of time. So
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: in his case, when he wasn't back in two hours,
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: I was like, hey. Where is Kobe, guys? I need
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: eyes on Kobe.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Have you thought about maybe just giving them a really
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: dumb phone or something you can follow them on?
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: I would not give my kids a phone. I will
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: look into maybe potentially getting the watches. So my girlfriend
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: who lives in my street, her kids have the watches.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: They actually don't wear them every day. But when they
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: leave the street, she says, if you want to go
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: out or go up to the park or ride up
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: to your mates, you've got to wear the watch.
• 54:43
  Speaker 15: All right.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Alicia, you're on. Hi. Hey, Alicia.
• 54:46
  Speaker 13: Hello.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Good morning.
• 54:47
  Speaker 13: Hey.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: What are you doing?
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: So I have a– today he's 11.
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, nice.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to your son.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 54:55
  Speaker 10: Thank you.
• 54:56
  Speaker 13: Happy birthday, Jack.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: Basically, he has a Smartalk watch.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 55:01
  Speaker 16: But when he goes riding, he goes with a mate
• 55:04
  Speaker 16: that has a phone.
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 55:06
  Speaker 12: And so if we can't get either.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Of them– Yep.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: We then go in the car and we hunt them down.
• 55:13
  Speaker 12: About two weeks ago, we hunted them down because who
• 55:16
  Speaker 12: knows who's out there?
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I know. So you can, if they don't answer on
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: their watch or their phone, you can still see their location.
• 55:23
  Speaker 8: Is that right?
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's correct.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: What were they doing when you found them?
• 55:28
  Speaker 12: Oh, just riding around on a bike track.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: And ignoring you.
• 55:31
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 55:32
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Because you can have the watches and the phones, but
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: they can just ignore you, right?
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:36
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: And Beck's on. Hi, Beck.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Hey, Beck.
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: Hi.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: Hi, guys.
• 55:40
  Speaker 13: So mine's a little different. I actually track my son's
• 55:43
  Speaker 13: Google search. So not physically himself because he doesn't really
• 55:48
  Speaker 13: go anywhere. So our phones are connected. He's connected to
• 55:52
  Speaker 13: my Google account. So therefore, all of his search history
• 55:57
  Speaker 13: is my search history.
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: How old is he?
• 55:59
  Speaker 13: He's 10.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: So it's probably still harmless now.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: Well, what does a 10-year-old look up?
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what does a 10-year-old look up?
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Roblox?
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: YouTube.
• 56:09
  Speaker 13: So last night I did see what happens if I
• 56:12
  Speaker 13: eat 10 blocks of butter.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, literally.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: That sounds like a 10-year-old kind of thing.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: That's something a 10-year-old would type into Google.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: Good on you, Bec.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: We have something very exciting to announce right now. iHeart
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Country and Kiss is going to present iHeart Live with
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Shaboosie and someone is going to head over to San
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: Francisco to see Shaboosie live in concert. You'll be going
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: backstage to meet him to celebrate. We have Shaboosie on
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: the line.
• 56:43
  Speaker 9: Hello, mate.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: Congratulations. This is going to be amazing.
• 56:46
  Speaker 11: How are you doing, man?
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: Thanks for having me.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're excited for it. Do you love meeting your fans?
• 56:52
  Speaker 11: Love meeting my fans. I got the best fans in
• 56:54
  Speaker 11: the world.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: Have you had anyone come up to you and they're
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: a bit too much or like you know does it
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: get a bit.
• 56:59
  Speaker 11: Like no man if anything i'm a bit too much
• 57:01
  Speaker 11: when i meet my fans i'm jumping in the crowd
• 57:03
  Speaker 11: um i'm putting people on my shoulders i'm bringing people
• 57:07
  Speaker 11: on stage i'm screaming i'm yelling my fans.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: Can be hyped okay now what what can we expect
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: for your concert what is if someone gets to go
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: over to san francisco to see you live what happens
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: at a shibuzi concert.
• 57:20
  Speaker 11: Man, you got to come and find out, man. It's
• 57:22
  Speaker 11: a crazy experience.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: A lot of fun.
• 57:24
  Speaker 11: All family, everyone's invited. All ages, all family members, everyone.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: So it's a fun time.
• 57:32
  Speaker 11: I think anyone who's been to Shabuzy's show knows it's
• 57:35
  Speaker 11: not going to be your last time coming to one
• 57:37
  Speaker 11: of my shows.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Hey, a bar song. Do you do that last? Is
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: that the encore?
• 57:42
  Speaker 11: Oh, man, you got to come find out. You got
• 57:44
  Speaker 11: to come find out. Usually, up until this point, it's last.
• 57:47
  Speaker 11: But I think we have a really cool set list.
• 57:49
  Speaker 11: I'm really proud of what me and the band have
• 57:51
  Speaker 11: been able to put together. And I think people are
• 57:53
  Speaker 11: going to really enjoy it.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: Okay. One more question. How are you with phone etiquette?
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: We've been talking a lot on the show lately about
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: people holding up their phones, filming while the concert's on.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: Some artists don't want them doing it.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: What do you do?
• 58:07
  Speaker 11: And then, you know, just do what you want. You know,
• 58:10
  Speaker 11: it's your world. Be free.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: Have fun.
• 58:13
  Speaker 11: Just stay safe. And, you know, take care of the
• 58:15
  Speaker 11: people around you.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: He's all good with it.
• 58:17
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: Well, you can be going to see Shaboosie live in
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: San Francisco with our iHeart Country and Kiss Presents iHeart
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Live with Shaboosie.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: Thank you, mate.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Shaboosie's new single, Cowgirl, is out now. From his new album,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: The Outlaw, Cherry Lee and Oven Western Tales. Head to
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: the iHeart app now to enter.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: All right. I reckon we're going to play his biggest
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: hit ever. What do you reckon? Here we go.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: A bar song. Then Nat's got to hit a celeb news.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: Last call's coming up too. 131065 to get on air.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: I want to get tipsy now.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Let's just get drunk. Why not? And last call's now. 131065.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: You want to get on air? Let's go, Sam. Hello, Sam.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Hey, Sam.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: Hello, guys.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: How are you? Good, darling.
• 59:03
  Speaker 13: How are you?
• 59:03
  Speaker 11: You?
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: What's going on?
• 59:04
  Speaker 15: All right. I had the best weekend. I actually went
• 59:08
  Speaker 15: to Bingo Loco for the first time on the weekend.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: My girlfriends went to this on the weekend as well.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Can you tell? It looks so fun.
• 59:17
  Speaker 8: Oh, it is.
• 59:18
  Speaker 15: So please, please try and get down to Melbourne. If
• 59:21
  Speaker 15: they have it in Sydney, wherever you are, please get
• 59:23
  Speaker 15: there because it is an amazing night.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: What is that, Barb? What the hell is that?
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: So it's like bingo and disco, is that right?
• 59:31
  Speaker 15: And a rave party. It's a rave party, really.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: Nicole Kidman should go there. She's been going to raves.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Does it go all night?
• 59:38
  Speaker 15: Three intense rounds, yeah. It went for three hours.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, and so you can actually win prizes and stuff?
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 59:46
  Speaker 13: Oh, yeah.
• 59:47
  Speaker 15: I actually won a disco ball motorbike helmet.
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: And four beers.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: And four beers.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: Bingo.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Wait, a disco ball motorbike helmet. That would be so cool.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: And not really useful.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Do you even have a motorbike, Sam?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: You can just wear it out next time you go.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: To the... What's it called? Bingo Loco.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, you went to Bingo Loco, Chelsea.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: I did, and I won an air fryer. What is.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 10: What?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: Can you explain it properly?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: It's bingo.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Bingo with music.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's essentially like a big rave. So it's
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: like a massive dance floor, but tables are set up
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: and they do three rounds of bingo, but it's like
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: a long bingo.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Sounds fun.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: And it's just got.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Heaps of vibe, good atmosphere, all of those things, right?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: Unlike old people kind of normal bingo.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like normal bingo. You sit in a stale kind
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: of hall.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Did you meet men there, Chelsea? I know you're tragically single.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 16: There were a few cute men, but they were all
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 16: like drunk and rowdy.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: What's wrong with that?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 9: So much.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: So much.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: Belle's on.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 15: Hi, Belle.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: That actually looks fun. Hey, Belle.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: Morning, guys.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: How are you?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: Good.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: How are you?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 8: Good.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: I'm good.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 12: Actually, I'd like to say I'm glad that you guys
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 12: have taken last calls because at least I can vent
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 12: to you.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: Guys first, my husband.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Get it off your chest.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 16: Let's discuss the presents that family members give your kids. Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Or anybody, really.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 13: Yep.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 12: Is there a hidden sign behind it that they actually
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 12: hate you? Or what is it?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: Or do they think that the loud violin or the
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: musical box or just any annoying loud sound bloody toy
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: that comes home.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 12: It makes me question. I swear my sister-in-law hates me.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: My auntie turned up to my house the other day. Oh,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: this is about a month ago. And she had all
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: these little goodie bags for my kids because we don't
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: see her very often. And there was like some chalk
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: and water balloons. And then in each bag she had
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: brought them a recorder. And I– my kids– hang on.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: My kids do not know how to play the recorder.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: All they could get out of it is that it
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: made a loud sound. And I said, Aunty Megan, do
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: you hate me? Like, why have you done this to me?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: And the more irritated I got, the more my kids
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: played it. And then she was like, no, no, no,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: it's a really great musical instrument. And I was like–
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: You are the devil.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: It's not on.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: We were giving my mum crap the other day. We
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: remember as kids, our cousin was staying with us, you know,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: for a week over summer or whatever. Mum gave my
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: cousin a puppy to take home.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Like it was just fine. Can you believe it?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: No, she would have checked in with your.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: No, she didn't. You cannot do that.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: And I remember we dropped her back at.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: Home and Aunty Robyn was like, what the.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Poppy.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: And Mum was like, she wanted it.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 8: Heather wanted the puppy.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Can you believe my mum did that?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: That is outrageous.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: If one of my brothers bought one of my kids
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: a puppy, I would disown him as a family member.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: I still can't believe my mum did it.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: Hey, tomorrow on the show, Celebrity Psychic Georgina Walker, we
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: give you the chance to drive away in.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: A brand new car.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: Thousands to be won with our pop quiz and all that.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: And coming up more right here on Kiss. We're back tomorrow,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: 6am bright and early. We'll see you then.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see you in the morning.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: You finally got your coffee.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: I have finally woken up. That was an... Exceptional coffee.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Chelsea.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: Let's make sure we get her a coffee at the
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: start of the show. She'll be way more focused.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: I'll be way better tomorrow, guys. I promise.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: See you then.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: Bye-bye.