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We Almost Run Out of Gas Chasing Gloria to ESPN! · Opie & Carl

• 0:12
  Speaker 1: Hope.
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  Speaker 2: He's making me hold the podcast thing you have. You're
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  Speaker 2: too close ideas. What are you talking?
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  Speaker 3: This gave you a lesson on I wasn't paying attention
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  Speaker 3: my technique.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna drive Joey nuts.
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  Speaker 2: Joe Joey.
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  Speaker 1: Nuts.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Carl, he comes in with the guitar. All right,
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  Speaker 4: Carl comes in with the guitar. Carl, you're fucking up here.
• 0:39
  Speaker 4: You're sucking up sexual chocolate.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody bomb.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, we're uh, we're road tripping to Bristol, Connecticut because
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  Speaker 5: Carl needed to ride to ESPN today.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to ESPN.
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  Speaker 3: I just got off You just got off the phone
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  Speaker 3: with a with a girl with a southern accent of
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  Speaker 3: something to a lot of voice.
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  Speaker 2: Huh yeah, I got to listen in as you talk
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  Speaker 2: to you. Don't want to say no, no, I can't
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  Speaker 2: do it.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, all right, talking you were talking a little food,
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  Speaker 5: big food.
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  Speaker 2: Talk food with the foodie.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, by the way, we were laughing and joking that
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  Speaker 5: we lost Gloria.
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  Speaker 2: We're following Gloria to Bristol, Connecticut for Carl's gig. Tags
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  Speaker 2: up there is that her she's in the greandy lego.
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck she Yella, let's pass Gloria. No, don't
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  Speaker 2: pass Gloria.
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  Speaker 1: She's gonna freak out some nine emails out.
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  Speaker 2: Gloria is Carl's assistant. For the people that haven't picked
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  Speaker 2: up on that's not her. Oh we did lose Gloria
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  Speaker 2: for real. Alright, just struck the Connecticut.
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  Speaker 3: Just look where right there in front is she swerving
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  Speaker 3: And she's swerving.
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  Speaker 2: From left to right Like what the book? Guys, this
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  Speaker 2: is me. There's a quarry between us. I guess all right,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna pass Gloria. Let's go a wave at Gloria. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so what's your gig at ESPN, Coral?
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of cool.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, we're doing fantasy football on the chef for
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  Speaker 3: Fantasy football. So I'm going live today starting at seven pm.
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  Speaker 2: It's all the way to one p thirty. Really. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's a big haul. That's a long day for you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's worth it.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 3: Being Bristol, I mean, you know, being a kid that
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  Speaker 3: started with zero, you know, being able to be a
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  Speaker 3: chef on ESPN is pretty damn cool.
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  Speaker 2: How is the ESPN headquarters Bristol. It's it's like nothing
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  Speaker 2: you've ever seen. It's so I hear. It's like a campus.
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  Speaker 2: It's a giant campus.
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  Speaker 3: Really, and everything it's like David Koreshi, like everything is
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  Speaker 3: ESPN there. Everyone is like the same, like athletic pants
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  Speaker 3: with like the best sneakers in the world, with the
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  Speaker 3: little lanyard, you know, and they have like a little
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  Speaker 3: pin with their favorite team.
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  Speaker 2: And all people do is like.
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  Speaker 3: Showing handy a football from one side of the office
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  Speaker 3: to the other, like yeah, what's up.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's got like a name, like what's up, Scooter, what's up?
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  Speaker 2: Double pump? What's up? Touchdown? And like they all throw
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  Speaker 2: like there's.
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  Speaker 3: Always five white guys playing with football somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: We got a gas oops.
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  Speaker 2: Oops oops see looks like an in plant for the
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  Speaker 2: old road traslation. So oops oops, you got this giant truck.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta have gas. I know. I told I warned
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  Speaker 2: you that I had a good gas though. Man and Gloria.
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  Speaker 5: I was trying to pass Gloria and she she's not
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  Speaker 5: having it. She just sped up to like ninety miles
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  Speaker 5: an hour.
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't play around that. You might want to text
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  Speaker 2: her and say, we got to get some gas. Oh
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  Speaker 2: that's good. Wow, that's a lot of rain I saw
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  Speaker 2: here and her walking in the ring. That's called Gloria.
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  Speaker 5: My my favorite rain song is Rain in the Summertime
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  Speaker 5: by a band called The Alarm.
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  Speaker 3: I know you've been spectrum singing it all day, like
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  Speaker 3: humming it and whistling it.
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  Speaker 2: Then, by the way, Joey, that's the rain and not static.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Gloria, we gotta stop for gas because Opie didn't
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  Speaker 3: get gas.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, she's gonna find the gas forum. Yeah, we're just
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  Speaker 2: gonna follow. This is beautiful. No anything, You don't have
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  Speaker 2: to do anything.
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  Speaker 1: I just gotta follow g l O R.
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  Speaker 2: I A get any other lane, cuz why but I
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  Speaker 2: can't see it's well, you gotta put the wipers on.
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  Speaker 2: I'm savings put on your readers.
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  Speaker 1: Know but it makes you mad.
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  Speaker 2: It makes me laugh. No, it's sucking. I gotta get
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: a video element for this podcast. You call me out
• 4:36
  Speaker 2: too much shit.
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: That's not true, I know, but it's really funny.
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  Speaker 3: Like if I just say, if I say readers three
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  Speaker 3: more times in this podcast, they'll be ninety means with
• 4:44
  Speaker 3: you wearing these old man glasses, which.
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: Makes me laugh.
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  Speaker 3: It makes my Twitter exciting because there's some trolls that
• 4:51
  Speaker 3: are funny, and then there's some that are just like.
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  Speaker 1: My favorite is uh Coral.
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  Speaker 2: Get Away from Opie. He's gonna ruin your career.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like my career in podcasting, Like, what are you
• 5:05
  Speaker 4: talking about?
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  Speaker 5: That's one of the dumbest things that I see, because
• 5:10
  Speaker 5: I think being with one other guy for twenty years
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  Speaker 5: on the radio proves that I don't blow things up.
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  Speaker 2: Everything runs its course. I think twenty years is a
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  Speaker 2: damn good run.
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  Speaker 6: I'd safe to say I've known you long enough that
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  Speaker 6: the only person you hurt.
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  Speaker 2: Is yourself, and you're damn good at it. You're damn
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  Speaker 2: good at self assassination. Oh it makes life fun. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you jump on grenades for a living. Thank you, sir.
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  Speaker 2: That's a compliment. I'll take that as a compliment. Oh
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  Speaker 2: my gosh. So you think Gloria is figuring out the
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  Speaker 2: gas thing, because first.
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  Speaker 3: Of all, Gloria is fuming, yeah that I'm in the
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  Speaker 3: car with you, And then she's just by herself, and
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  Speaker 3: she she had some alone time a little long time,
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  Speaker 3: so she could tell me all stuff that I haven't
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  Speaker 3: done yet.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what is her deal?
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  Speaker 1: She's an assistant for you and she.
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  Speaker 2: Sets everything up.
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  Speaker 3: She sets everything up, and I and she's a big foodie,
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  Speaker 3: so she really she really enjoys, you know, doing stuff.
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  Speaker 3: But she's also a chef, right, so you know, I
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  Speaker 3: think it's fun for it helps me.
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  Speaker 1: Because she's very organized and you could tell I'm not right.
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  Speaker 3: I'm completely it's I'm literally animal from the Muppets, you
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  Speaker 3: know what i mean.
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  Speaker 2: And and she.
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  Speaker 3: Gets access to really cool stuff, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 3: Like we go to Savannah food events and and you know,
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  Speaker 3: ESPN and all this stuff, and she gets to run
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  Speaker 3: the culinary side of it where I don't have to,
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  Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Because if they call me like can I get a recipe,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, nope, I'll do it when I get there,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Right, So she takes a lot of the deepnness away
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  Speaker 3: from me, and it makes me approachable and uh and
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  Speaker 3: she really.
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  Speaker 1: Sticks by me, and it gets a lot of stuff coming.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I lost them.
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  Speaker 1: I lost the I can't hold it any.
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  Speaker 5: Which is I'm gonna drive Joey nuts and now I
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  Speaker 5: gotta like drive in this crazy ring with my left
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  Speaker 5: hand on the wheel.
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  Speaker 2: What was too close to the mic I'm trying to
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  Speaker 2: tell you, and by the.
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  Speaker 5: Way, speaking of a little too close to Gloria to
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  Speaker 5: fucking drive fast because this Mac truck is right on
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  Speaker 5: our rear.
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  Speaker 2: Let the thing hit us.
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  Speaker 1: Bro can hold us so much.
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  Speaker 2: I was actually enjoying what you were saying.
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  Speaker 5: And then I'm looking, uh in my rear view mirror,
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  Speaker 5: and I just see a giant letters K C, A M.
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  Speaker 2: Like that. That Mac is a little too close to us, right.
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  Speaker 2: Are you sure it just doesn't look big in your readers?
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: I don't have You're not wearing any glasses whatsoever.
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  Speaker 7: But I'm just keep shooting readers out. I'll I'll now
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  Speaker 7: I'm stammering. I'll have you know, is what I was
• 7:54
  Speaker 7: trying to say. That I got the LASI back in
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  Speaker 7: two thousand.
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  Speaker 5: That she was expected a mental back then thanks to
• 8:01
  Speaker 5: doctor Philipoff from Diamond Vision.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's no longer with us. What a
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: great guy he was talking about it.
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  Speaker 5: You know he can talk about other thanks obituary opat.
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  Speaker 2: He was a friend of mine.
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  Speaker 5: It was pretty sad, but anyway, he gave me the
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  Speaker 5: twenty fifteen vision.
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  Speaker 1: So you look like an you watch Luke, She shipped
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  Speaker 1: like an eagle.
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  Speaker 5: I mean when I first fucking started walking around without
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  Speaker 5: contacts and glasses for the first time after getting that Lasik,
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  Speaker 5: I was like, this is.
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  Speaker 2: How people see.
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  Speaker 1: Holy shit, I'm blind as a bat.
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  Speaker 2: Blind? Is it bat? But I like it? And it
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  Speaker 2: also glasses off. If I'm with somebody that's not bro
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  Speaker 2: I can move.
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  Speaker 1: You up from a five to an eight. I just
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  Speaker 1: want my glasses.
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  Speaker 3: My Pott had no Shealtelry almost took this car out out.
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  Speaker 2: He's now Theoria Gloria.
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  Speaker 5: And now the back trucks is on our Ask Laurie,
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  Speaker 5: you gotta wait the fuck up, Gloria.
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  Speaker 2: What she's gonna having tea and crumples ship.
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  Speaker 5: See you might have heard that on the podcast. That's
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  Speaker 5: the mac truck flying biased because.
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  Speaker 2: He's pissed's passed. He's not happy everyone's passless.
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  Speaker 3: Might as well we should have got in the fox
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  Speaker 3: that interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Get her up to speed. We're going back up to speed,
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  Speaker 2: a little speed for the key. You got to use
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  Speaker 2: this thing in.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, if we don't find a gas station,
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  Speaker 5: I'm guessing we have less than seven miles left.
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  Speaker 2: Because uh, we got the A C of cranking all right?
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  Speaker 2: That it's the little strips on the thing. Oh, you
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  Speaker 2: gotta pay ten.
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  Speaker 1: You don't drive it up.
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  Speaker 2: I'll drive a lot. I'm believable. I'm a driver, you're
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  Speaker 2: a driver. I'm gonna drive for enforcements. Get it.
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  Speaker 7: Belay Jesus's flying by us.
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: That wasn't me, man, she she's total all right, she's
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: stuck under her trailer. See Atlanta, Gloria lute. Maybe snored.
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: I don't snore it often. I were crossing the bridge,
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  Speaker 2: all right, So there for you. Yeah, so there's no
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  Speaker 2: reason to dramatically cut over to this lane. Word right, Gloria. Man,
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  Speaker 2: she's doing what she's doing. She's feeling useful right now. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: she's banging it out. She's like, I gotta find the
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  Speaker 2: oaks or some gas. She's on the ways looking for
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: gas for the kid. I'm not joking, man. We don't
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  Speaker 2: have much left.
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  Speaker 3: I drove with Gloria, yeah, to all the way to
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  Speaker 3: North Carolina once and to Georgia Ones.
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  Speaker 1: We drove to do events, and at the minute she
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  Speaker 1: would she would go to sleep in the car.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was driving straight up.
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: Cannonball, cannonball, cannon.
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  Speaker 2: Ball, I got it.
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  Speaker 1: She had a little she has a Hyundai Santa Fe.
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  Speaker 3: It felt like I was putting a cigarette out on
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  Speaker 3: the carpet with the gas pedal.
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  Speaker 2: I am all the way in it. That thing is
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: rod just humming shut. She'd wake up, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing.
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  Speaker 3: A Bucco five by bouncing off the limitar, eating a
• 11:26
  Speaker 3: slim chin and a chocolate milk.
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: I get a cigarette, a slushoot. We're talking about going.
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: To Bucco five at three in the mornings.
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: Freaking hear the fuck out. She would wake up.
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  Speaker 1: She thought it was the end of the world.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: That's the best. Oh my god. What she was driving
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  Speaker 2: was like a parade route.
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  Speaker 1: I could literally get out and have a cigarette, get
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  Speaker 1: back in the.
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  Speaker 2: Car, right five miles an hour. By the way, this
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  Speaker 2: is the new bridge. This is the new Uh what
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: bridge is this?
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: Just the one with the worst name in with Blomo Bridge.
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, in a shame they called it down.
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: Uh this wow, this is the new Are we on
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: the new side? It's the new one. Yeah, I didn't
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: know they completed this thing. I like how they put
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: the potho They built the potholes in alrighty yeah.
• 12:05
  Speaker 5: No kid, and going a long do what I love
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  Speaker 5: about Gloria. Hey, Gloria, I need gas. So so now
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  Speaker 5: she decides it's the perfect time to go over this
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  Speaker 5: long bridge. What happened to that exit? We should have
• 12:17
  Speaker 5: got off that exit before the bridge or.
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  Speaker 2: Was making the decisions. She's the captain. Now I'm the cupton.
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: Now I'm the cofton. Now, oh this is pretty is ugly?
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  Speaker 5: Oh we're heading into Terrytown, Sleepy Hollow.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: I have a little house in terry.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: It's stup in Sleepy Hollow, Terrytown.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: That's where Chito plent That used to live.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: To go on to his house. Why would you do that?
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: Because he was one of the best fucking percussionists in
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: the history of the world. He invented salsa, Celia Kruz
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  Speaker 3: and the Bronx.
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: Wait did he actually invent the salsae? Saucas from America?
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: Salsa was never in our countries.
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: Fucking love that shit with chips? Oh, fuck, take your
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: white hood off.
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  Speaker 5: Can we just got the podcast for a second to
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  Speaker 5: acknowledge that was a very hack thing. That's said break,
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna beat the people to it.
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  Speaker 2: Late, We're gonna crash, no ship, we're told me crashing. Well,
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  Speaker 2: this whole feeling. This all feels very crashing to me.
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  Speaker 2: We're following Gloria. Gloria was a little heavy on the break.
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  Speaker 2: Look at her, she just swerved. Know why she's swerve it?
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  Speaker 2: She's t gas. What would you do?
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: Hands out of the window and siphons the gas out
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  Speaker 1: of another movie car.
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  Speaker 2: Gloria is such a good egg. She would she would
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: just suck some gas out of someone's car.
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  Speaker 1: Your fate to band it one right? You passed this
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  Speaker 1: truck crying, but the Gloria slow it.
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  Speaker 2: Look she's slowed down in front of us. She's got
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: a lead foot on the break.
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  Speaker 1: She's got a lead foot on the brake.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: Fuck worry, Oh okay, she's got it all right, we'll
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  Speaker 2: set all right, we got the blinker on. She's gonna
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: be upset. She's very upset that you have got it's ready? Really?
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: Oh she's one of those. Yeah, well she's plans ahead.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: That's why she's she runs the show.
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  Speaker 4: Bro.
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  Speaker 2: I had no schedule in my life, which means no stress.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: OPI from San Diego, just relaxed, do what I.
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  Speaker 2: Swear to God? Wait, I was just gonna say, I
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: swear to God. I swear to God. I don't know
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: what day. I think today's it's Monday. It is Monday. Okay,
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: there you go. I wasn't sure all day for the kid.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: I love that. I don't know the day of the
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: week anymore.
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  Speaker 5: I love it.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen her in once in a while.
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  Speaker 1: You're such a piece of ship.
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  Speaker 2: Your like you see your buckle the car like.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Like, oh ship, they need something else.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Ah, she's she's gonna get me here in Oh Jesus,
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: she's a reppel man. We really needed a video camera
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: for this. We gotta put a gold pro helmet on Gloria.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: She's really extreme. Will she pumped my gas? No, she's
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: not gonna. I'm not gonna let her pump. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how to pump gas. I'll pump the gas,
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: all right. What side is your gas? Think? I'm kidding
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  Speaker 2: I know how to pump gas, because that's gonna drive
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: people nuts. Who knows you fucking pump his own gusten
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: fucking hearshole. I shut that off. Oh whoah, the worst?
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, what she telling you that?
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  Speaker 1: I can't explain it.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to everyone listening.
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  Speaker 1: Gloria is going for broke.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think we got her off her schedule
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  Speaker 2: and she's just literally.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Could fucking trickle. She's coming towards I'm out of here.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: You wait, wait, wait, wait wait, I'm no come on,
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: we gotta say hi to Gloria.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Gloria, How good are you? Gloria? Wait? Get over here?
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: We're podcasting. What's wrong if I come to you? You
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: need coffee, you need donuts, you need gas? Well, this
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: is all the stuff you do on a road trip.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, usually before you start.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: I guess are you mad? No? All right? What do
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: you think? Should I go regular or like I had
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: a little extra? I don't boost. I've never boosted my gas.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Hold the podcast? Quim, come close? Goodnight technique.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Oh Gloria, hurry it out.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: How are you? Gloria? Live in the dream? How's the
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: road trip going for you? So far? Me and Carlo
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: are laughing our bulls off.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: It's kind of boring.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: But okay, were mad that you're not in the car
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: with us?
• 16:52
  Speaker 8: Nah, live in the dream by myself?
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: All good?
• 16:56
  Speaker 8: The weather's kind of crazy?
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Thelright? Oh shoot, waity, didn't I didn't pick my fuel removed? Uh?
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Did you get that to work? Gloria? Okay, now, we're good. Now,
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: we're good to go.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: It's not really working though, Gloria. If you have to pump, oh,
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: right on here, push get that yeah.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Hold my hold.
• 17:21
  Speaker 8: You gotta upgrade it here. It looks like it's got
• 17:23
  Speaker 8: a big.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: You like the big black dick. Yeah. Nick Hilaris noticed
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: it looked a little phallic.
• 17:31
  Speaker 8: It's definitely well.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: I looked. There's some food on there too, barbecue session.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that's from, but that don't look good.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Thank you for finding the gas. We needed it. But
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: called in.
• 17:44
  Speaker 8: Tell me, like how far we had to go with gas?
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: He's like, just find it.
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: No, we were.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: We were pushing it and then you had to hit
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: that bridge.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, what bridge?
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Is that? Again? That's what happens. But now they call
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: it the cuomo or something like that. Yeah. Are you
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: still liking the podcast?
• 18:00
  Speaker 8: Love in the podcast? Listen to it is listen to
• 18:02
  Speaker 8: it on the way up.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, had your comedian what death? Oh death? It was good.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: This bishop is a very fun It's funny. Isn't it
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: amazing that he learned Chinese?
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: You know, my sister my parents lived in Taiwan and
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: my sister couldn't learn a word of Spanish and Jersey
• 18:17
  Speaker 8: high schools. She went to high school there and she
• 18:20
  Speaker 8: was fluent in Chinese and Japanese when she finished.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: Really yeah, but Chinese, I think it's a really hard
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: language learn, really hard because I think you got to
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: learn tone and all that crap.
• 18:29
  Speaker 8: And there's also different dialects, so every area has got
• 18:32
  Speaker 8: so they can understand the written language, but every dialect
• 18:36
  Speaker 8: in the area is different. But if they write it down,
• 18:38
  Speaker 8: they all know what they're saying.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but even their written language is weird. It's all
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: rou just a bunch of Yeah.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: It's mite surprise your glory because I know, you know,
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: I'm smart, but I took Spanish six years and by
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: the time I was done, I couldn't speak it.
• 18:57
  Speaker 8: If you're not sharing it, not using it.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: You know, you know, I guess.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: But I mean he learned Chinese just so he could
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: perform comedy in Chinese and he got the crowd laughing.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: And the fact that he was telling about those comedians
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: that got dumped, you know, like disappeared because they were
• 19:14
  Speaker 8: no longer relevant or no not relevant.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: They pissed off the government right and in China. Obviously,
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: the government, you know, runs everything. So you piss off
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: the government, you have nowhere else to go. At least
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: in America, when you get you piss off a company,
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: they fire you. Then you have to sit out a while.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: There's always somebody that's gonna take a chance.
• 19:31
  Speaker 8: It's a recovery. Every American is like a comeback, yes,
• 19:34
  Speaker 8: if you will.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Not China. Yeah, So we're running out of things to
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: talk about.
• 19:44
  Speaker 8: We got a fun day ahead of us, that's for sure.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Yes, at ESPN, I've never been. Oh, it's it's huge,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: really it is.
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: It's almost like Apple does or what huge wide compounds.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: All right, so it's the campus is very large. Ye,
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: I'll do that, Gloria, Jesus, I'll do that. Should I received, well,
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: you're gonna receive it too yourself. You like receipt. I
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: don't do receipt. So let's put no one that the earth.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Seventy three dollars.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Holy that's not too bad, though, Gloria, three dollars or
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: fifteen cents a gallon. That's that's okay, that's serious, bucks.
• 20:22
  Speaker 8: I like my twenty five dollars.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Sure, all right, we're good.
• 20:26
  Speaker 8: Let's start off again.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: All right, it's the time. Oh wait, we're gonna we're
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: going to Pepe are wet.
• 20:33
  Speaker 8: We're about forty minutes away, and then from there it's
• 20:35
  Speaker 8: another thirty minutes.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Are you serious, dude? All right, get back in the car.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Walking started in Marylange.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Screaming, shut the fuck up, and she walked back to
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: her car.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: All right, sorry about that. You're the worst, say the worst,
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: yelling at fucking Gloria. I don't know. We had a
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: nice conversation as I was getting gas for the road trip,
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Very nice conversation. What did you guys talk about?
• 21:08
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: No, I like Gloria.
• 21:12
  Speaker 10: I went to have a Siggi poop. I saw that
• 21:14
  Speaker 10: you went and got a singapoop a Siggie pool. I
• 21:18
  Speaker 10: should say, we got full tank. We're in a roll,
• 21:22
  Speaker 10: but we already lost Gloria. She's she gunned it right
• 21:25
  Speaker 10: through the gas.
• 21:26
  Speaker 9: Jesus, Jesus, Gloria, Jesus, she's had it with us already.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: How did you see her without your readers on? I
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: get my god, she's a revel. She just took a
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: rocket left her. It's like lanes. It's like a pit
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: bull is driving that car. How do you How do
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: you even get to.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: That side of the road.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: How do you have three near? Missus? Though there were
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: three cars that near Mister Gloria is bandit one? Careful
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: with this jack, no kidding. I don't know how she
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: made this left. She just oh, go go go, I
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: see that got it, gun it, gun it all right.
• 22:07
  Speaker 9: As we gun my red line, red line, we're gunning it,
• 22:10
  Speaker 9: and we're looking for Gloria.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Glory's in the wrong lane with the blinker on Jesus,
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: is that her? Yeah? That's her? Yeah? Get here, kid here, Yeah, yeah,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: she wants to be here, right, Yeah, she'll get there.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: She don't give she gives it zero fs. When she
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: wants to go, she shows. It's like a little kid
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: and he need to take a ship, and it's right
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: in the pants. She's making her own lanes. She's straight
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: up gate stuff. I get. If I ever get money, can,
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna buy a rubber car.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: A hurry man, no shield, no yield for Gloria.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Let's do it in a hurry, are you? This is
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: just fun. As long as we get up there in
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: the next few hours, we're good. Yeah. I'm the only
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: one that's gonna be off TV everybody. But she's on
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: a schedule. She's just doing it for me. She knows
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I want to get to peppi'es. She's very upset that
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: you were late today. She was, huh, yeah, you saw
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: that right?
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean I I this started with a flat tire.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: Though this started with a flat tire. I just put
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: the spare on. I don't I don't know if this
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: car has a spare.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Ye, it's right nice to the other tire. No, they
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: gave up on spare tires the most cars. In the
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: picture you took on Instagram, you could see the spare tire.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: It's just right there.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Oh really that would have problem, you think. So as
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: you tell me on the.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Phone, I'm just rolling my eyes.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh no, oh shit, that's all I had
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: to do. That's it, cause two minutes. Do you understand?
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: I rimmed it home for at least an hour, got
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: the flat tire and said I can't stop in the Bronx,
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: so I'm gonna rim this thing all the way home.
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: So honestly, I probably need a new rim. I got
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: a new tire, but I got to get everything checked
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: out after the big ESPN trip.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: After two hours.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Two hours were four stops and dunk it downuts and pizza,
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: the big trip.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I snorted again after there. Oh my god, you know,
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: did I ever tell you she's getting off? No where?
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: What she did? I don't know. I don't know what
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: she's doing.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: She might be just giving a signal.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: She might be throwing. She randomly just puts blinkers on.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: I noticed that it's a hot day.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Might be an electrical.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Problem that thing, That thing feels like it's out of warranty.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: She might be just sitting out running with the problems
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: at this point, because she's lit up like a fucking
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Christmas tree every two seconds.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: No kidding, man, where's she going now? She's probably gonna
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: go sawmbill. You think she's gonna do the saw Milly poo?
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: She better go sawmill. Yeah, she's doing a little saw
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: mill north. That's how you get the Bristol, Connecticut is
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: up here. Now, he got really he's in town. He's
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: in town. Damn, we should have podcast it though. He's
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: getting married.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: You want to sit with the open star fuck yeah,
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: clams all over his yacht leather, that's what That's.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: What Matt wants to do. Just so you know, I don't.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't purposely try to piss people off.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: It just happens. I mean, the fucking bait went flying
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: straight up in the air. What are the oddsicles? It
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: falls right down on his brand new really literally square
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: on the level of the car on the boat. He's
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: not embarrassing. I'll get a text from Oh that's what
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: she has to say.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, listening to your podcast at the gym right now,
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: by the way, episode when you and Hope you're driving
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: back from Philly.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Oh really that was a good episode.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: That's the Well do you think it's gonna happen when
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: she hears the ones that I have a crush on?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: That's gonna mess everything because I'm trying to be like
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: a cool guy. Yeah, so how much time until this
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: comes out?
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know, we could like stall no, you know
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: what I mean, Like I'll start like, yeah, I'll send
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: you like a flowery motions.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do. I know, I know
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: I don't like kid love Carl.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Well, you gotta understand.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: I know I'm not in love, but I have heard this.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I haven't liked a girl.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: I don't like crushy poo Carl. Remember I was I
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: was married to uh Jack Nicholson, A few good men.
• 26:35
  Speaker 9: You can't handle the truth though, my gosh, she ordered
• 26:38
  Speaker 9: the Code red.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Fuck. So now it's just like, you know what's so
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: funny about being single? The other day I got this anxiety.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: My friend's like, oh, you want to go get me?
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: And I felt this anxiety like I had to check
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: in with somebody.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: And then I just realized, like I don't have to. Oh,
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: I was in this city, right, So I go in
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: to meet my buddy Billy. He just calls me, He goes,
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: you want to go have cheeseburgers at Peter Luger's, which
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: is one of the.
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: Best talking about Bill Dirney from Bill Town Barso Bill Dirty,
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: how about.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: We give them a little pluck? Yeah, so I'm a
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Bill Dirty. Your readers fell off. I rap out of hands.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: I'm sacrificing because I don't want to put the zoom
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: down on it.
• 27:28
  Speaker 9: I gotta kick my hand off the wheel. And you
• 27:30
  Speaker 9: had to fix my glasses. You don't want to get
• 27:37
  Speaker 9: you that thing that goes around the neck.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Like we're in the lunch room at an old age Hope,
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: can you get fixed my.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Glasses readers got a little squirrely on it.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Anyway, go ahead, you're in the city with Bill Dirty
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: from Bulltown. Barber calls me up right, he goes, one o'clock.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I'm coming home from Ryeback.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: He's got a beautiful house up there, and he says,
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: I'll come back into the city meet me for pamburgers.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: For cheeseburgers at Peter Luker's. One of the best, literally
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: one of the best cheeseburgers in the world. Right, they
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: use the trimmings from their porterhouse steak twenty eight day
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: dry aged, I mean just lights out here.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: They cook the French fries and be fat. I mean
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: it's just and they only serve this cheeseburger for like
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: three hours a day. Why do they do that? Sorry
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: to interrupt the story, because they give a zero fox
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: about you.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: They do it their way.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: That's how much meat they have. You know, they can
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: only serve so many because that's the only have so
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: many trimmings, gotcha. So we get there, it's one point thirty.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: There's a line all the way outside. Billy comes in
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: double parks the car. The driver takes this vent truck
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: somewhere right he's gone. We walk in the owners waiting
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: for us, the owner of Peter Lucas, not a manager,
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: not anybody, the owner. Hey, Billy, go take diamond number three.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Like we know the table already. We go, sit down,
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: not a word. Two cheeseburgers, land. We're eating within fifteen minutes,
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: and there's people given hundreds, trying to be cool.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Taking selfis there like the fucking lake there, Disney World.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: We're banging it out. All of a sudden, he looks
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: at me. He goes, what do you gotta do now?
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Now it's like three thirty, and I was like, I
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: gotta get home. It's gonna be a lot of traffic.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: He goes, go home for what?
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: You ain't got no home? Cuz, well, who's waiting for you?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I go, holy shit, nobody, I said, start the bus, Billy.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: So we then we go to this other place to
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: try this new pork sandwich, which was delicious.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Lauria is making good time on us.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: She's way ahead of us. You almost say she's gonna
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: be on ESPN. She says, mumbling to herself too, motherfucker.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: You know she's driving like she's just doing the ESPN
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: song and her.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: So I'm sitting there. She's looking at her rear view
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: mirror the entire time, like, what is wrong with these fucks?
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: We're trying to I dance Gloria. So I go with Billy.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: We go to another restaurant. No, no, wait, so I'm
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: in front of Lugers. Mikey texts me.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: He's like, Yo, you're a Lugers and you're not gonna
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: say what's up.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: So so Billy goes, well, who the fuck is that?
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: I go, he's a cop in this precinct and he
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: helps us with he's a producer of the podcast.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: So he goes, you're gonna bring a cop.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Now I got doing cop, I said, Now he's a
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: normal cop. Mikey shows up with his gun and his
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: fucking waist looking like Surproico.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: He fucking shows up and then he drives with us,
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: double parks this cop car. Then he follows us and
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: we go to Oh Purple net Donut, and then follows
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: us uh to this other place to get a pork
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: sandwich that was delicious.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: And now we just start hanging out with me Billy
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: started hanging out with and then we should start hitting
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: the bars, bar crawling. Four point thirty in the afternoon
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: of Friday, Jesus, nothing to do, God bless you.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Then I get Nick Salaris on the horn and then
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: voltme starts to assemble.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Next thing, you know, five thirty in the morning, straight
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: partying at the Maritime Hotel.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: And I wake up and I still don't have anything
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: to do. I mean, like not a habit. You're thinking,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: oh shit, I gotta get home. Yeah. I keep thinking
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: I gotta get home, but there is no home, right
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: fucking that felt great. There's times I would get in trouble,
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: did you, Oh my god? But it's just trying to
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: for me. It wasn't like nobody cared where I was.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: I was just just trying to pit me on something,
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. She's like, where are you.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: I'm like, uh, Ruba, Oh you didn't come home last day?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Where are you still a Ruba? Nice here windy, you
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: know what I mean.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: But yeah, man, it was crazy and it felt so good,
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: and uh that's that. And that's that. Now it's you know, September,
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: it's all gonna change.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: I mean, I might have a lot of stuff to
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: My listening went way down because of the cold brew
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: coffee from D and D is taking effect.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Now we need a little uh, a little stop. I
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: gotta take a leak.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: Get Glory, we just stopped, I know, Get Gloria back
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: on the horn just yet, quite what he says.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Let's just frank call put her speak. She's gonna go nuts.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Come on, man, you got a leak by now? Yeah,
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: I probably every dump so I'm like a dog.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Oh you were paying by that, dumb Yeah, I smoking
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: pie sent there this one shot?
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Smart? Oh boy, why wouldn't she answer the phone? It's
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: the only job today. She's on the phone right now.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: I hope he needs to stop and take a peep. Oh,
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: get a kid, she's not stopping. What the fuck? Get me,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: I'll I'll get me a gatorade bottle. I need a
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: little extra room there, Glory, if you know what I mean. Sorry, Sorry,
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I probably should have figured out the pee thing while
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: we were getting gas. But I'm having so much fun
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: with Carl. I'm not really concentrating today.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: We're having a blast back here, all right, holy.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Shit out, but you really turned out to be a
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: piece of ship on this trip. Sorry, Gloria. Alright, Gloria
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: stopping again? All right, call Bristol, cancel. I wasn't thinking. Man,
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Come on, bro, you know I haven't road tripped in
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: a while. Hope, this is just a drive. This isn't
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: a road trow. Where are we going? Right here? They
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: got a little pieci pop?
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: You think they got a little so you probably want another?
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: Sick h No parking for the kid. Well, there is
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: a handicap park alright. Let me, I think I got
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: a gun.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like it. Alright, let me. I'm just
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: gonna kind of do this. This looks like a pretty
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: good spot. Doesn't know that's just go take a pee, all.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: Right, I'm gonna I'm gonna take a pee, all.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Right, Joey, take it away. I gotta I gotta pay
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: the Joey. This dude's the worst. Why are you calling
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: me on my phone?
• 34:08
  Speaker 11: Look, that's weird you have me in this, Carl New,
• 34:12
  Speaker 11: think fast, opie.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Your new phone number?
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Carl New, you're gonna just delete the old number?
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: We think? Do you think my ghost is gonna call you?
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: What happens if I get another numbers that called new New,
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: I'll call super New. Come on, you're such a good
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: New all right, Joey take it away. The road trip
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: will continue at the d's message.
• 34:39
  Speaker 11: Thanks New, Joey, you got it, Carl New Az. I
• 34:43
  Speaker 11: sense a little hurt in your voice. Though it doesn't
• 34:45
  Speaker 11: feel good to be classified in your palace phone like
• 34:48
  Speaker 11: this week's booty call Carl New makes you wonder whatever
• 34:52
  Speaker 11: happened to Carl Old?
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: And may I say that we all.
• 34:55
  Speaker 11: Need a Gloria in our lives, but let's keep her
• 34:58
  Speaker 11: in a separate vehicle because it's more fun that way.
• 35:02
  Speaker 11: The bumpy road to Bristol continues, and the Cuban has
• 35:05
  Speaker 11: a crushy Pooh