Latest / The ExtraCooler Show / 193 | Smackdown Halloween 2002
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- 0:01Welcome to the Western show. You continue to talk like you're
- 0:06talking right now. You'll be history on this
- 0:07program. Cooler show.
- 0:12Nobody eats beef and Roni on a boat, man.
- 0:14That's a problem, Yokozuna Blew my mind.
- 0:20What do you did, Jack? Tony.
- 0:38Let's go. I've got Under your skin.
- 0:39I'm ready for this episode. Now, yeah, ladies and gentlemen,
- 0:50welcome to our annual spooky episode.
- 0:53Except this week's isn't that spooky?
- 0:55We've got another one stored for for before Halloween, so don't
- 0:59worry. But we're staying with the theme
- 1:01of spooky season in October. And we got a Halloween episode,
- 1:06our first of two. Welcome back to the Extra Cooler
- 1:09show. My name is Nick, otherwise known
- 1:11as Extra Cooler, and the Survivor Series team is here.
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- 1:32Not not not at the extra cooler show.
- 1:34Just come hang out. Come tell us what your favorite
- 1:36Halloween candy is. We got our candy bags here.
- 1:39We got the We'll put some shaving cream on your face if
- 1:43you pick like something disgusting like a Necco wafer or
- 1:45whatever those terrible candies are.
- 1:47Or a mounds. I like mounds.
- 1:49What's your problem get out like?
- 1:52Necco Wafers. That's my dad loves the Necco
- 1:56wafers. Yes.
- 1:58Sugar. Chalk.
- 1:59Time Traveler. Yeah, Tums, yeah, that's.
- 2:04What they are? Yeah, you're eating that Great
- 2:06Depression candy over there. Still wrapped in like wax paper,
- 2:11Yeah. I feel like we've definitely
- 2:13done AF marry kill for Halloween candy in the past and I got
- 2:17obliterated for my answers I'm pretty certain.
- 2:20Well, was anything like NECCO waivers?
- 2:23I'm gonna handicap here. There's no peanuts in this
- 2:25house, so there's that. I'll give you smarties at least.
- 2:29Like. Smart, another thing my dad
- 2:31loves. Smarties is my dad's favorite
- 2:34candy. Yeah, my dad too.
- 2:36Wow. And.
- 2:36The Smarties and anyway, but he's got to put them in the
- 2:38freezer. That's the that's the pro tip.
- 2:40Which one is going in the freezer?
- 2:41Milky Way. Oh yeah, any any chocolate
- 2:44cheese. But.
- 2:44Smarties in the freezer and. Any chocolate candy in the
- 2:47fridge rocks. Superb.
- 2:50Yeah, no. Doubt.
- 2:51Speaking of Halloween, it's on a Friday this year.
- 2:53Oh man, that's like the ideal setup, right?
- 2:56I'm, I'm so excited. Maybe it's because like my kids
- 2:59are peak age for Halloween right now, but I'm I am pumped.
- 3:04You guys are interested enough? Oh boy.
- 3:07Sorry. No, it's I was just going to, I
- 3:09was going to say real quick, I like the Friday Halloween better
- 3:12than the Saturday Halloween. That's maybe a Halloween.
- 3:14Oh yeah, I like that. Kids got to go to school, you
- 3:17know, get primed up. Yeah, you're not sitting around
- 3:19all day waiting like the the kids are already annoying enough
- 3:23on Halloween. I don't know about.
- 3:24Yours. Mine they're already driving me
- 3:26nuts to. Get out the door.
- 3:27It's like waiting for a kick off in NFL Sunday.
- 3:29But costumes. I am like the worst with
- 3:32costumes. I I don't even have a plan yet.
- 3:34I'm starting to get nervous because I got a couple of
- 3:35Halloween parties to go to. I'm sweating.
- 3:38I'm going to stupid spirit and buying some dumb thing out of a
- 3:41bag. All right, so let's get I, I I
- 3:44on the fly. I've got an idea for us.
- 3:46Let's play our game. Matt gave me an idea before when
- 3:49he said our FMK version. We played a game called Man Main
- 3:58Mid mantar, right? It's our version of F Marry
- 4:02kill. So for this I'm gonna we're
- 4:05gonna give each other three wrestling related costume ideas
- 4:09and you have to rank them in those tiers of Maine, Mid and
- 4:14Mantar. Oh, man, you have to dress as
- 4:17the wrestler for Halloween. Yes, that are suggested.
- 4:20What are you doing there, man? We're dusting this thing off.
- 4:22We haven't done this in a while. I love this.
- 4:24This is, oh, forgotten. You have to get off too.
- 4:27There's a drop. There's a drop.
- 4:30So the all right, so we'll each give give, we'll pick one person
- 4:36and you give them their costume ideas.
- 4:39So anybody want to go first? I'll go first, Kai.
- 4:42I could pick one of you guys. You could pick anybody that
- 4:44hasn't been picked. Maggle, Mikey work great.
- 4:47Let's go with Mikey because you did dress as a lot of wrestlers.
- 4:51I got to remember not pick one of those.
- 4:53I'm going to talk a little while I'm thinking in my head here.
- 4:57You did dress as Cane once. I remember right.
- 4:59Owen Hart. Oh my God, this guy was like a
- 5:01different wrestler every week. All right, I got I got 1.
- 5:04Here we go. Right, three.
- 5:06We're picking 3. Right.
- 5:07All right, all right, here we go.
- 5:08Because I think you do a good impersonation of this guy, so.
- 5:10Then I got to rank them. Yeah, you, well you do main card
- 5:14Mantor. Yeah, so the main is the one you
- 5:17want the most. Yeah, exactly.
- 5:18The main is the one you absolutely have no desire to
- 5:21dress up as. Oh.
- 5:23Boy. Yeah.
- 5:24All right, here we go. Ready.
- 5:25It's my first one. All right, Model.
- 5:27Rick Martel, the model version. Nice.
- 5:30Tie with the atomizer. I could pull the hair off.
- 5:34Yeah, can't. You could do the voice.
- 5:35Correct me if I'm wrong. Go for it.
- 5:38I am a model, yeah. I knew Mikey can do French
- 5:43Canadian all right, so that's one.
- 5:44All right #2 How about fan of the show Fred Ottman?
- 5:48But we're going with tugboat version was you got a little
- 5:52sailor hat, right? I could little striped shirt.
- 5:55OK, I'm picturing him in these. Costumes.
- 5:58Yeah, he's got to go. Like which I would probably have
- 6:00had to make for him. Because the sailor's striped
- 6:03shirt, is it too short? Is like my belly hanging out.
- 6:05I don't know, you got to pull like that Always Sunny Fat Max
- 6:09Season, you know, you got to put a little weight to cultivate.
- 6:11Some mass. Full, full tugboat for us and
- 6:15all right, one more. How about, how about, all right,
- 6:21this is random. How about Beaver cleavage?
- 6:23All right, those are your options.
- 6:24Man, he's. Got the little propeller right.
- 6:27He's got a little propeller on the side, Beanie.
- 6:31Wow, what do? You got who you mentoring?
- 6:35Yeah, who's? Thrown at mentoring.
- 6:37I think I'm tugboats mentor. Oh man, wow all.
- 6:43Right, I think that's a mistake, but I'll but go on agree.
- 6:48Mid is Beaver cleavage. All right.
- 6:52Oh, it's. Your and I'm I'm I'm manning the
- 6:54model. I like it.
- 6:55I like it, yes. I have a model in everything.
- 6:58The big I got the big button, I got the arrogance.
- 7:01And he's got the French Canadian accent.
- 7:02He could do it. I got the French Canadian
- 7:04accent. It's like Pepe Le Pew almost.
- 7:08I love, I love the. Concept of going as the model
- 7:10Rick Martel for Halloween because you know, like maybe two
- 7:14people will get it, but those people.
- 7:15Who are going to be? Upset.
- 7:16They're going to think you're a genius, yeah.
- 7:19Be like, eat your heart out, Andre.
- 7:21I can see. All right, I we're going to
- 7:26continue with this throughout the episode and and we're going
- 7:29to save the other 3. So Mike, that's.
- 7:31Bullshit man, you guys get to think about it.
- 7:34Mike, you, you can start. You can start thinking of your
- 7:38idea for who you're going to paint.
- 7:39Already rolling. He's gonna be 16, you know that.
- 7:44That I think that was pretty, pretty successful.
- 7:47I like you you threw out there. So to for this week's episode
- 7:51we're covering A Smackdown from October 31st, 2002 from the Van
- 7:55Andel Arena in Grand Rapids, MI. Oh boy.
- 8:00Smackdown starts off, kicks off with a bang, but before it
- 8:04starts off with his first vignette I do not remember.
- 8:08Me neither. I do.
- 8:09Do you think it's filler? So anyway, so it starts off with
- 8:11beautiful people. Marilyn Manson.
- 8:13I don't remember them using that.
- 8:15Theme. But I think we've done an
- 8:17episode where it's where it's on there, to be honest.
- 8:20There's another Smackdown from this era.
- 8:23There's like an. Intro I kind of dig it, yeah.
- 8:25Before anything hits, there's an intro video like the the then
- 8:30now forever but just from 2002. I had 00 recollection of that
- 8:36one. That's the one I thought you
- 8:38were talking about because people and hearing Marilyn
- 8:41Manson was like injecting wrestling nostalgia into my
- 8:46veins. It was like pumped me up
- 8:48instantly. I was like all for it as soon as
- 8:50that theme came on. I like that song, so I remember
- 8:52that theme. I just don't remember it being
- 8:54used in 2002. It also definitely late, don't
- 8:58you think? Like that song came out in like.
- 9:00High school, yeah. 90s late 90s, definitely.
- 9:03Absolutely it. Was.
- 9:05On RAW, it was on RAW for forever, it felt like, or at
- 9:09least in my mind's eye. It was the theme for RAW.
- 9:12It really works as a wrestling. Show, I think all 100% so.
- 9:17So the episode starts off, mind you, this is airing on
- 9:22Halloween. It's got a Halloween party
- 9:24happening backstage. Farouk is there.
- 9:28He's dressed as a pimp. Eddie Guerrero is dressed as
- 9:30Zorro. He's with Chavo.
- 9:33Chavo is carrying like an empty bottle of tequila with him.
- 9:37Tejiri's there dressed up as a 70s guy.
- 9:41You've got all classic like random backstage jabronis.
- 9:46Then you got again, Tejiri's got like this Afro and disco
- 9:50Alfredon. And in comes Shannon Moore into
- 9:53the picture. Yes, I had to look up who that
- 9:56was because I don't give a rat's ass who that guy.
- 9:58Shannon Moore, Yeah, he ends up being Matt Hardy's little
- 10:01assistant doing the Matitude stuff, which we'll see later in
- 10:04this episode. Again, I know someone's going to
- 10:07be like Shannon Moore was pretty good.
- 10:09I, I do not recall and I should preface this by reminding the
- 10:13listeners that we were in college during this era.
- 10:16This was definitely, we were on the outs at this point.
- 10:18We were just maybe watching the big pay per views.
- 10:21Well, Smackdown's Friday night as well, yes.
- 10:23Oh. Yeah, there's zero chance I was
- 10:24watching Smackdown on Halloween Thursday.
- 10:27Either way. Thursday.
- 10:29OK, what's off? There was not a single night of
- 10:31the week that I was watching wrestling in in college.
- 10:34There is such a weird time suck with 2002 right now.
- 10:38Like I I went to Raw at the Garden in 2002.
- 10:43When Triple H comes back, that's January.
- 10:45And I went to Survivor Series 2002, which is the.
- 10:49First of the Nation. Chamber it's.
- 10:52On the road to that, yeah. Yeah, this is like one of the go
- 10:55homes and a couple weeks before that.
- 10:57But anyway, I have 0 recollection this time period
- 11:01though, like it's such a a mind F Like I just can't figure out
- 11:05where my brain was whether I was in or out and obviously not not
- 11:10in in 2000. 10 right before Ruthless Aggression era.
- 11:13This is post WrestleMania 19, right?
- 11:16No 1818. That's the crazy part.
- 11:19It's after 18 and it's also. Oh yeah, you're right.
- 11:23My bad. It's also a few months after the
- 11:26first draft, I believe. So I think that's one of the
- 11:30things that was throwing me off watching this episode and like
- 11:34feeling like there's a significant amount of talent
- 11:36missing from it. The the IT almost feels empty.
- 11:41The matches though are loaded, but the back 100% yeah, the
- 11:45match is loaded with like, I mean, Paul Famers, right?
- 11:47I mean, Oh yeah, exclusively. Maybe not exclusively.
- 11:51Yeah, on papers. Great matches, great talents.
- 11:53Oh yeah, paper there. The stacks WrestleMania matches
- 11:56on paper, yeah. I want to give you guys inkling
- 11:59on to what was happening on raw in case you were wondering.
- 12:02Yeah, please. If you remember the Katy Vick
- 12:06segment, oh wow, that that had just happened.
- 12:09OK. Really happy Halloween.
- 12:11That's that's. That's scary.
- 12:13I don't know how we haven't covered that yet.
- 12:15But I know that's all time. That's all Time Wrestle crap
- 12:19right there. Instead we're yeah, instead
- 12:20we're covering this broke ass Halloween party.
- 12:22Yeah. No, this is.
- 12:23Like. This is like an infamous episode
- 12:26of Smackdown. Like, I mean, we'll get into the
- 12:28reasons. Why?
- 12:28But like, so this is something that people.
- 12:30Celebrate. There is there are two very big
- 12:33reasons why this episode is is famous, I think.
- 12:38Is it the the. Giant Bear and the crash test
- 12:40dummy. Or is.
- 12:42It, but they're in the same. Room Stephanie's Cauldrons.
- 12:49Stephanie comes in in a very iconic which outfit which is
- 12:54like. Low hanging low.
- 12:58Hanging. I love how Nick is so
- 13:00uncomfortable even trying to describe this.
- 13:03Her. Her dress is not leaving
- 13:06anything to the imagination but you.
- 13:08Don't even. What I'm getting at is you don't
- 13:09even have to describe the dress because everybody knows.
- 13:13This. Version of you know, like you've
- 13:16definitely seen it and she comes back to this raucous party,
- 13:20which is looks like the most pathetic thing like I do not
- 13:25want my Halloween. Some like VFW or something.
- 13:28Yeah, Stephanie announces that the main event, it will be Brock
- 13:33Lesnar facing off against who? A man who doesn't need a costume
- 13:36because he wears a mask all year round in like her.
- 13:40Like cringy Stephanie McMahon voice that my wife hates so
- 13:44much. Good luck that you bring that up
- 13:47because I feel the same exact way.
- 13:49It's so much so that I like had to pull some audio of Stephanie
- 13:53because it always feels Stephanie in all right, 2002 era
- 13:57here. Like whenever she's on the
- 13:58microphone, it always feels so forced and I had to pull the
- 14:01example. So here she is introducing the
- 14:03party ladies. And gentlemen.
- 14:07If I could have your please welcome to the Smack Down
- 14:11Halloween party. Yeah, the voice isn't ready for
- 14:16TV, you know. Mikey work great.
- 14:18I know if anyone would do it it would have been you.
- 14:22Did you Shazam the music in the background?
- 14:24Because. No, I was.
- 14:25It just clicked on my head though.
- 14:27Like there's like some I didn't realize corny pop music in the.
- 14:30Back. It's weird, yeah.
- 14:33It almost sounds like like like together like the MTV movie of
- 14:38like the the the boy band wannabes that was peak late 90s.
- 14:43Is it potentially dubbed since maybe there was something that
- 14:45is more popular than? They probably wouldn't do that
- 14:47then though, like just. Play it.
- 14:49I don't think so. It it's store brand, Buy, buy,
- 14:52buy. That's what it is.
- 14:53Store brand, buy, buy, buy yeah, yeah, it's.
- 14:56Like One Direction or some crap. It's in the $5 DVD bin like RIP
- 15:01off of like some other movie. Five non sale for 299 yeah.
- 15:04Yeah. So we we we leave the backstage
- 15:08area and we get our first match and it is.
- 15:11You know what though, while watching that, I really got in
- 15:14the Halloween spirit. I was like, OK, I'm ready for
- 15:16this. Like something, you know, the
- 15:18party. I I love these kind of episodes
- 15:20from this era, let's say maybe a four year era going back where
- 15:24they do like the bachelor parties or the Halloween things
- 15:27in between the matches. Love it.
- 15:29I'm always here for it. This one we'll get to how good
- 15:33it is. But but I like well, at the
- 15:35beginning I'm like, OK, I'm ready for this.
- 15:37This is great. It looks like they just,
- 15:43Stephanie probably was just like, oh, there's a, you know,
- 15:48the the spirit Halloween right next door.
- 15:50Everybody just go in there. Pick something out.
- 15:53What's credit? Card put it on our tab.
- 15:55Who's this giant bear that looks like the bear from The Shining?
- 15:58And then there's, you know. The crash.
- 16:00Test dummy, there's so many unidentified with a.
- 16:03Viking helmet on and like a tie dye shirt.
- 16:05What? What is going on?
- 16:07I know. I love that Rey Mysterio was not
- 16:10in costume. Everybody else's.
- 16:12Something probably just water or Gatorade.
- 16:16But anyway, our first match is a it's the Smack Down tag team
- 16:20champion Chris Benoit. Kurt Angle is his partner and
- 16:23they hold the the belts and they're face.
- 16:25He's facing off against Edge on paper, you're like, whoa, this
- 16:31is going to be fantastic, right? It's just like, but it's I guess
- 16:37it's not what I expected. Again, wasn't really I, I, it's
- 16:42this isn't memorable era for me. Smash goes 12 1/2 minutes.
- 16:47It felt really long at times, but I'm going to just jump right
- 16:51to the ending. It's it's your typical lot of
- 16:55back and forth, but Edge waits in the corner for the spear.
- 16:59Benoit sidesteps the spear and locks in the cross faced
- 17:02Crippler. He doesn't get him to submit.
- 17:04Edge holds the referee in like a really weird spot to kind of
- 17:10distract him as Kurt Angle pulls Benoit off of the hold.
- 17:14Edge baseball slides Benoit into Angle on the floor and Edge goes
- 17:18to the top rope, hits clothesline on Angle.
- 17:21Then you know he's battling the two of them.
- 17:23Benoit rolls Edge into the ring, Edge hits the spear, pins Benoit
- 17:26to win the match, and afterwards Angle is seen smirking, like
- 17:30walking off, taunting Benoit. It's just I'll get there.
- 17:35I'm sure after we get to our our next match involving these two
- 17:39guys, Angle and Benoit. But it's a really weird Angle
- 17:43and it's not one that I'm a fan of in wrestling.
- 17:45They're tick champs and feuding I guess.
- 17:47Yes. Yeah, I don't even like them.
- 17:50I hate, you know, non tag team, specialist tag team errors like
- 17:54this where like they're like here, there's two good guys,
- 17:57pair them up. It's fine.
- 17:58It works for a little bit. But this match just also feels
- 18:01like it's just, you know, treading water until the bigger
- 18:04payoff, you know, which is fine, Like that's what these shows
- 18:08are. But on paper, you get like,
- 18:10whoa, you're like, here we go. And it's just, it's fine.
- 18:14Yeah, yeah, it doesn't. It just I don't know it is what
- 18:17it is. That's fine.
- 18:19Matt loved it. Buckle up, boys, buckle up.
- 18:22Loved it. 2002 WWE, specifically on the Smackdown side, is
- 18:30something that people talk about being so vastly underrated.
- 18:34The Blue brand. This is the reason this is the
- 18:38epitome of a Smackdown 6 match, right?
- 18:41Like that's what you mean. That's the lore of Smackdown at
- 18:44this time. And maybe it has to do with, you
- 18:47know, the names that were involved in 2002 before they
- 18:50really, like skyrocketed to the tippy top of the industry.
- 18:53But like all these guys are putting on this, this made me
- 18:58feel like it was a WCW Cruiserweight match.
- 19:00Like that's the vibes that it had coming out the gates.
- 19:03It was a work rate match. It was something that was hard
- 19:06hitting. It would be exactly what you're
- 19:07expecting out of an Edge versus Benoit match.
- 19:10And here you are and you're getting it on a smack down for
- 19:14free. And I just loved every second of
- 19:17it. And yes, there were some quirky
- 19:18pieces, the finish and Edge holding the ref in an awkward
- 19:21way. And sure, the the tag team
- 19:24champs feuding with one another is an interesting angle.
- 19:27When I say interesting, I don't mean it that way.
- 19:29I mean it like, it's it's not something that I would have
- 19:32thought. Yeah, yeah, thank you.
- 19:33I was trying to beat around the Bush, but I I thoroughly enjoyed
- 19:38this. And then there's also the lore
- 19:40of like Heyman being the one to talk about how important the
- 19:44Smackdown 6 was and how this was like Nick said, it was right
- 19:48after the the, the draft. And apparently Vince wanted
- 19:53Jericho to move from Smackdown to Raw.
- 19:56And Heyman was like, well, you got to give me something in
- 19:58return. You got to make this a trade.
- 20:00And he moved Eddie and Chris Benoit from Raw to Smackdown.
- 20:04And everybody laughed at Heyman when he asked, when he asked for
- 20:07those two. And then he just brought them up
- 20:09to the top. It was, it was a really cool.
- 20:12Rewatch for me, I loved it. Run down the the smack down 6
- 20:15from me. Who are the?
- 20:17So it is Angle, Eddie, Benoit, Edge, Ray and then Chavo is the
- 20:246th and those are the 6th like work, work rate dudes that come
- 20:28in and because of Paul Heyman put them in charge of creative
- 20:33and then he was out there and he built, you know, 5 1/2.
- 20:37True juggernauts in the in the industry and may not have been
- 20:41that juggernaut, but he still is working in the business.
- 20:45He still is now. With ACW triumph.
- 20:48Sure. All right.
- 20:50It's I just made artwork for the guy.
- 20:51So I mean, he's, we put the rocket on his back and.
- 20:55But he's. Also, yeah, legendary wrestling
- 20:57families from. I mean like.
- 20:59Absolute 100%. Yeah.
- 21:03He's working in Hollywood for these, these whenever there's a
- 21:06wrestling movie. Shows and movies, yeah.
- 21:08Chavo Guerrero. He worked in Glow and.
- 21:10Well, like a consultant, you mean.
- 21:12Like a a trainer essentially. A trainer for the actors and
- 21:15actresses. Oh wow, that's awesome.
- 21:17So he's another one that you're you're.
- 21:20Selling me and changing my opinion a little bit, I guess I
- 21:24just. We get another one of these
- 21:25matches later. Yeah, yeah, they're, I think, I
- 21:28think. Yeah, I feel like I should.
- 21:31I'll I'll hold my opinion for the end and and my reasoning.
- 21:36One thing that I will spin your car right around after I've
- 21:39tried to sell you to come down my Rd. is I guarantee you Tony
- 21:43Kahn loved 2002 Smackdown. That's the kind of feeling it
- 21:48has of these great matches that may not have full consequence in
- 21:51a storyline to the fullest extent, but it was awesome to
- 21:55watch these two go at it. It reminds me a lot of like Curt
- 21:58Day AEW that's. Fair see, I was going to say,
- 22:01OK, so I'll get I'll go there right now.
- 22:03It reminds me, I think watching this, it reminds me and makes me
- 22:07feel a lot like current day wrestling where there's a lot of
- 22:13lot of great wrestling that's happening, but the storylines
- 22:18don't do anything for me. You know, like, and and I've
- 22:21said this on our Discord channel recently, how the current state
- 22:24of wrestling, you know, to each its own, but neither side is is
- 22:30gripping me and neither side is pulling me in.
- 22:32And that's how I kind of felt while I was watching this
- 22:34episode of smack down. But I'll save my full review for
- 22:38the end there. So all right, let's move
- 22:41forward. We could have stayed in there
- 22:43forever to talk. Yeah, we I really could have and
- 22:45and we're we can go back there at the.
- 22:48End. We'll get there.
- 22:49I mean, there's too many more. Like you said, there's more of
- 22:51these matches. Yeah, so after this match, we go
- 22:54backstage once again and we get, for the first time ever, John
- 22:59Cena rapping on WWETVI. May or may not be 100% correct
- 23:04about this book. The research that I looked into
- 23:07this basically like jumpstarts, the doctor of Thumb, thug
- 23:10anomics. Cena's backstage dressed as
- 23:13Vanilla Ice. He's rapping.
- 23:15And it sounds pretty good. Like, especially for this guy
- 23:20who's really raw at the time, you know?
- 23:23Yeah, it's not the kind of thing that I I'm into.
- 23:26But for a wrestler like back then too, like, I don't know.
- 23:31He sounds like he knows what he's doing.
- 23:33Again, not what I'm into, but. It it may be 30 seconds, but
- 23:37I'll let the audience decide for themselves all.
- 23:40Right. Stop.
- 23:41Collaborate and listen. Ice is back with a new
- 23:44proposition. Your position is that of a
- 23:46failure. I'm a nailer to Jamie Noble's
- 23:49trailer. And then I dare you to run
- 23:50around and cause a scare. Give people the shakes to make
- 23:53them change their underwear. I'm on top.
- 23:55It's my fault that you're under there.
- 23:56You want a bear? Have balls.
- 23:58No Shameless back here fast. I got to go.
- 24:00It's been a blast. Came out the locker room.
- 24:02Stole Rey Mysterio's mask. Tried to get takers.
- 24:04Cast. But it was plastered.
- 24:05Aren't too tight beast. I got to go about the hot wires
- 24:08body. Can we just talk about how
- 24:13there's conveniently this like beat playing in the background?
- 24:17Yeah, it. Was interesting.
- 24:20But also like it's again, it sounds I, I don't know if Mike
- 24:23said it on the episode or before we hit record.
- 24:25He he definitely John Cena in 2002 and before must have
- 24:30listened to quite a bit of Eminem 'cause it sounds.
- 24:32Like he's doing his. Best impression of him?
- 24:35I don't, I don't think it's like great.
- 24:37I don't think it's bad though, for wrestling.
- 24:40In terms of wrestling, especially, anything that we've
- 24:43seen before 2002. I mean, he hasn't found his
- 24:46voice yet, right? Like, that's what it is, right?
- 24:49Like, it's not as like, aggressive.
- 24:52No. There's a little bit Jamie Noble
- 24:54trailer, you know, like. Save saving somebody's back
- 24:59here, yeah. Tajiri talks to Tori Wilson and
- 25:03says he's got a New Girl. Tajiri walks up to a girl at the
- 25:07bar and it's none other than Mei Young and Moolah you.
- 25:11Know where it's like. Going looks like Marilyn Monroe.
- 25:13Yeah, just yes, yes and. I'm sure you knew where it's
- 25:16going. Well, yeah, we could tell.
- 25:20I know I'm happy to have bought the ticket to to, you know, I'll
- 25:24take this ride, though. This is like, you know, it's
- 25:26always good. Tajiri is.
- 25:28Such a very funny. He's very funny.
- 25:30Any situation, he does it. And what's May Young?
- 25:34The Flintstones. He's Wilma.
- 25:35Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry.
- 25:37Moolah. Moolah.
- 25:38Moolah. I apologize.
- 25:39Moolah. Moolah is yeah, yeah.
- 25:42Flintstones, which, God, there's a lot of weird stuff going on.
- 25:47You got Dawn Marie and Al Wilson arrive at the party and I'm
- 25:51like. Again, I'm so out of that
- 25:52wasn't. I I'm so out of touch with
- 25:57wrestling in 2022, I'm like, who is Al Wilson?
- 26:02Because they haven't shown Tori and so it's not registering in
- 26:05my head. Who the hell is this old man
- 26:07that Dawn Marie, who also looks like an old woman in my face,
- 26:12like she's never done anything for me, which is a whole nother
- 26:16story. It's a creature of Long Island,
- 26:18I think, or. Isn't that her dad?
- 26:21Dawn Marie is There's never been a better name for someone than
- 26:24Dawn Marie. Like really, That's her perfect.
- 26:30Dawn. Yeah, it's.
- 26:31From ACW. Right.
- 26:33I hope I get Jack Tony as a mentor question later.
- 26:38So she she is. Yes, she is ECW, First off,
- 26:43Mike, but second of all, she is from Broadway, New Jersey.
- 26:46So Ding Ding, well done, well done.
- 26:51Backstage, Benoit storms into a Halloween party looking for Kurt
- 26:54Angle. Benoit storms out.
- 26:56Not that's. Scary actually.
- 26:58There's like a even like the crowd there is like, oh God,
- 27:01this psycho's here. Like, yeah, especially knowing
- 27:03what we know now. Yeah, I know.
- 27:05My God, that's scary. Imagine Benoit shows up to your
- 27:07party, like, angry. Like, oh boy.
- 27:10He also shows. Yeah, he's a blithering idiot.
- 27:14Like you got like five guys wearing masks right now.
- 27:17You're not going to tell them to take off their masks?
- 27:19I guess you really don't want to find.
- 27:23Ghost face right in the face. Oh my God, it's awful.
- 27:27It's ghost face, is that right? Yeah, scream when kids dress up
- 27:32like that now. Like, what do you know?
- 27:34What do you know about that? Yeah, what do?
- 27:35You know about what? Do you know about Scream?
- 27:38I think there's like 12 of them now, right?
- 27:417th is coming out I believe 7th. Is coming out.
- 27:44More on the way. All right, so we've got another
- 27:49backstage segment which features the Smackdown World Champion
- 27:53Brock Lesnar, and he dismisses some guy in a Flintstone
- 27:57costume, conveniently. Do you think him and Moolah
- 27:59planned that together? That is such a bad back and
- 28:03forth, it's so bad. Yeah, it's, it's awful.
- 28:06So I don't even know who that guy is.
- 28:07I think he's someone though. Yeah.
- 28:09Oh yeah. Yeah, I don't think it's just
- 28:11some hand. Brock is still workshopping his
- 28:14microphone skills and it's not good.
- 28:17This is his first year in the business.
- 28:19Yeah. Yeah, he did.
- 28:20You'd in 2002 and obviously, you know, go straight to the top,
- 28:23but. Yeah, we said, we said in March
- 28:26of 2002 when we were at WrestleMania 18, he wasn't even
- 28:31present. Him and Randy Orton are in the
- 28:33program that I have in like the very last page, which I always
- 28:36think is pretty cool. But yeah.
- 28:39And that was champion. Yeah, now here he is, like how
- 28:42many months later and he's already champion.
- 28:44It's it's wild. All time hot shot, right?
- 28:48But yo, has to be this. This whole segment is really
- 28:51weird. Like how Heyman's you can tell
- 28:53Heyman's trying to do work and build things up, but helmet
- 28:57Heyman's telling Lesnar about a boxing match between Ali and
- 29:00Frazier and how you know neither man was the same and Heyman says
- 29:04the same happened inside Hell of a cell.
- 29:06No mercy. He doesn't think Lesnar's the
- 29:09same man. He insists that Lesnar can't
- 29:12manhandle Big Show like he's used to doing to the other
- 29:15competitors, and he doesn't think that he could beat the Big
- 29:19Show. And Heyman says he makes the
- 29:22decisions for people like Lesnar.
- 29:24And the segment ends. And that's that.
- 29:27This is why people like me make decisions for people like you.
- 29:31I was like, oh shit, all right. And it's really like soft spoken
- 29:35Paul Heyman too. Yeah, whole thing.
- 29:37Yeah. They're sitting down in that,
- 29:40the gym, I mean the locker room. Bench, right, Yeah, it's
- 29:46something, it's something. So it's a.
- 29:50Lot of foreshadowing, but we'll, we'll get there.
- 29:51Yeah, before we dive into what's in the cooler or actually let's
- 29:57do what's in the cooler because and then I want to hear some
- 29:59Halloween costumes. So Mike, get ready.
- 30:05Extra cooler show Sloop. I don't have my usual segment
- 30:08here written down, not going to lie, because I'm way too excited
- 30:11about Maine Midden Mantar. So let's talk about what
- 30:15everybody's got in the cooler this week.
- 30:17I've got tequila. It's a rete tequila.
- 30:19It's a Blanco. We're back.
- 30:22We're back. I'm back too.
- 30:24I Yeah, Nick never left, but I've got a West Coast.
- 30:28Oh, look at this guy, I've got a.
- 30:30West Coast IPA, that's. Almost what I brought tonight.
- 30:33One of I don't know, man, I feel like it's the I mean, obviously
- 30:39you've you, anybody that's listened long enough has known
- 30:41that I've lived in the hazy IPA land forever and ever and ever.
- 30:45And then I think the Austin Broken Skull IPA came in and I
- 30:49really grew to enjoy that West Coast crisp style of IPA.
- 30:53And when Sloop put one out, sign me up.
- 30:56Anytime I can find that little 6 pack box I'm I'm picking it up
- 30:59and that's what. Happened Yo, that's the they
- 31:01that's their new bomb box at my grocery store.
- 31:04It's 1899 every week. It's it's a 12 pack.
- 31:08It's got juice bomb. It's got that and then it's got
- 31:11the pilsner and another one that's like AI don't know what
- 31:16it is Lime. It's got a twist of lime in it
- 31:18or something, but it's good. It's a nice little change of
- 31:21pace. I love the fight of the West
- 31:23Coast IPA. It's got a lot of fight, you
- 31:25know. Exactly, and that's why I've
- 31:27been picking up that 6 pack. Just cardboard box bang done.
- 31:32And the can art's beautiful too, so cheers boys.
- 31:34Cheers. I've got a Speaking of hazy, IPI
- 31:38have a other half. Of course, Nick has the tequila.
- 31:40I have this. It's a it's called Donuts.
- 31:43It's got Donuts on the cab 8%, you know, double dry hop.
- 31:47It's standard delicious other half.
- 31:52Michael Maggle. Yes, that's me.
- 31:55Actually. I'm drinking another
- 31:58Oktoberfest, Sierra Nevada style.
- 32:01It's probably it's probably my first beer I've drank in like 3
- 32:05weeks so. Wow.
- 32:07Welcome back. Yeah, yeah.
- 32:09Yeah, so. Sick boy like the Raven flock.
- 32:12Yeah, he's in the flock. He's in the flock.
- 32:14Wait. Sierra Nevada, Oktoberfest.
- 32:16Yeah, I need to like I, I like. Blue Blue label.
- 32:22It's like black and yellow, like Steelers, kind of.
- 32:25I need to. Get 1 logo, the Oktoberfest that
- 32:28isn't like super sticky, yeah, super heavy in the malt like,
- 32:34and it leaves that like after you have like 2 of them like
- 32:37and, and I like the taste of them, but I feel like I can only
- 32:40drink one at a time and like like one a day yeah when I'm
- 32:45drinking Stalin's a good one, yeah.
- 32:47Yeah, definitely. Maybe I'll grab some of that
- 32:49this weekend. All right, let's play our game
- 32:52main mid man tar again. Again our our version of F marry
- 32:57kill and we're going to give each other three racing Mikey
- 33:02were great. Why don't you do Matt to
- 33:04costumes? Oh, Mikey, to Matt, here we go.
- 33:06I like this. Sorry.
- 33:07I'm not letting pick. I I think I'm going to stick in
- 33:12the year 1992 for Matt. OK, I'd like to work right.
- 33:18First off, we're going to get Uganda.
- 33:26We're talking the Ugandan giant Kamala.
- 33:29We're going to have some moon breasts all.
- 33:32Right. Stars on your nips.
- 33:36On your nips, your moon, on your belly.
- 33:39Matt would get put up against a police car on Halloween night if
- 33:42he's dressed like that. Actually this this next guy was
- 33:49actually early in 1993, so not quite nice too.
- 33:53Slim range. Go ahead, hit me.
- 33:55He is 8 foot tall. He's the giant Gonzalez.
- 33:59Oh boy, I. Feel like this deserves some
- 34:02like superstars themes behind it.
- 34:06Matt's wearing giant Gonzalez. Which which giant is that A.
- 34:12Specific. Airbrushed.
- 34:14Airbrushed. Airbrushed one and fur and fur
- 34:18OK give. You a little warm on the that
- 34:20chilly Halloween night Halloween can.
- 34:21Be cold. Yeah.
- 34:23So it's not just that, not this just airbrushed one that looks,
- 34:28you know, a little too. Puke just airbrushed, yeah.
- 34:30OK, that, that one's, you know, that's arrestable, an arrestable
- 34:35offense, wearing that in public. Oh, maybe I should have went
- 34:38with that one. Not too late, too late, all
- 34:41right. Last but not least, let's go
- 34:43Repo man. All right, so.
- 34:49You got to make the faces the whole time.
- 34:58I'm I'm going straight to Mantar here and we are putting giant
- 35:02Gonzalez there. I would feel completely.
- 35:08I would feel so awkward. I'm feeling awkward just talking
- 35:11about it. I would get so awkward with the,
- 35:14with the fur and the spray, the the the what is it?
- 35:18Spray paint? What?
- 35:20The. Airbrush ABS on a On a would I
- 35:24have to wear stilts? I don't know that's that's going
- 35:27on in man's hair. I love this.
- 35:30I love that. You're like, that's your bashful
- 35:32about going out in that, but Kamala's still on the table.
- 35:34No, probably. Kamal would a main event.
- 35:37Kamal is the main event and the reason that he is.
- 35:41I feel like he's got that mask, he can hide his face.
- 35:43True. I feel like I feel like this is
- 35:45the shtick. Like him and Repo both have a
- 35:47gimmick, right? So the gimmick is pretty on par
- 35:51with like when Matt's had a couple of beers and you know
- 35:55it's the end of the night, you see me running around like a
- 35:57psycho, like. Slapping your belly.
- 35:59I feel like it fits right into Kamala with me slapping my
- 36:02belly. So that's that's me, my main
- 36:05event and Repo Man still has that gimmick and that's why he's
- 36:08going to be the mid card because.
- 36:09I still feel. Like it would be a fun time of
- 36:12like running around like Gold Smash would be doing.
- 36:16Dude, that could be really fun if and two of us get to be your
- 36:18handlers, Like who is it? Kimchi and yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 36:22We're like fun ones to dress up as.
- 36:26I feel like. Nobody would know.
- 36:28Who the hell? You are take some bowling like
- 36:30when he turns good. Oh yeah, that's right.
- 36:32And we can get there we go. Who's?
- 36:33Got it. All that was pretty good.
- 36:35Good ones, Michael. That was good.
- 36:37Thanks. Too up the bar, yeah jeez man,
- 36:41that's. Tough.
- 36:42I'm gonna throw you Nick. You're.
- 36:44The last. One, Yeah, all right, Big show
- 36:48versus Rikishi, you guys are. Ready, got to do gym too.
- 36:52That's. Right.
- 36:52Yeah, two more good ones. Big Show versus Rikishi.
- 36:55Big Show defeats Rikishi, shockingly, in 2 minutes and 28
- 37:00seconds. Freaking squash.
- 37:02What is the deal with Big Show during this era?
- 37:06Why? Is he wearing a bouncer?
- 37:09Yeah, why does he look like a bouncer he's wearing?
- 37:11Black. Jeans.
- 37:13Black T-shirt. Where's his gear?
- 37:15I mean, not that I'm complaining, but he.
- 37:18Looks, I don't know if you guys are Trailer Park Boys.
- 37:20He looks like the guy always drinks rum.
- 37:21But yeah, he looks like a college bouncer.
- 37:24I think I would hire him though. Imagine that shit.
- 37:27Like, what are the rap? Well, who else?
- 37:30Who else would you be your first pick as a bouncer?
- 37:32Him Maybe Mang is right, like the tough guy they always talk
- 37:35about. Yeah, yeah, Dino Bravo be
- 37:38bumming cigarettes. But this is, this is or you can.
- 37:42Get or you can get Stu Hart probably right.
- 37:44Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 37:46Let me see. Let me see your ID 9.
- 37:49That's good enough. Yeah.
- 37:51You know Bryce was drinking in the womb, You know, had a
- 37:55problem with the schedule on business.
- 38:00I I only say it because if you're wondering why the way he
- 38:04is is the way he is, it's just probably it.
- 38:10I love Stu's inflection of his voice.
- 38:13Yeah, that's probably it. After the match, Show hits a
- 38:17running power slam with ease and when Chokeslam wins the match in
- 38:222 minutes, Big Show grabs the mic, so buckle up.
- 38:26Taz is selling Big Show as the Bad Giant here, and he's
- 38:30supposed to be the one. They're setting up this feud
- 38:32with him and Brock Lesnar. And that's ultimately where I
- 38:35feel like this, you know, shift this change.
- 38:37Obviously I haven't done any background of like how he got
- 38:40from Singlet to the Bad Giant, but still.
- 38:43Like this is me to me and. Feel like this is one of those
- 38:48like, times when he, you know, had to go to like, OVW or
- 38:51something. Yeah, yeah.
- 38:53Lose some weight or like, you know, learn to wrestle more or
- 38:57whatever. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much
- 38:59do you respect the Big Show in comparison to, like, Andre the
- 39:04Giant? Just say.
- 39:05Oh. 'Cause that's who he's trying to
- 39:08point or. Or at the end of the day it.
- 39:11All the same, all the same to me.
- 39:13To be like now. The five, I mean.
- 39:18In comparison to, I don't. Even Yeah, but as is that like
- 39:21the that's the standard bearer and this is the guy that's
- 39:24trying you're trying to and but they always base.
- 39:26Then big shows a four at best, in my opinion.
- 39:29I think that's maybe maybe he could hit 5 compared to Andre,
- 39:33but it's too much of AI always thought as well.
- 39:35I don't think yeah and it was always too much of like a
- 39:38copycat to me. It just felt too.
- 39:41They're moving all this stuff. He's either punching someone now
- 39:44he's what bad big show would you call him?
- 39:46Think, yeah, think about it. Could you ever say, is there
- 39:49ever a period of Big Show's career that you could go back to
- 39:52and be like that is peak Big Show like?
- 39:55Day one when he busts through the ring.
- 39:57Right, right. That's it.
- 39:59Paul to me, never. He was just like a a good like
- 40:03he was one of the better big guys.
- 40:05Like, sure, I appreciate Big Show more than like a great
- 40:09Khali, you know? Yeah, I don't like disrespect
- 40:13him, but like, no. It's unfair to compare him to
- 40:17the ninth wonder of the world, right?
- 40:19Or OK, so you. Could compare him to compare him
- 40:22to Kane I think. I think that's the next guy that
- 40:27compare him to, but I've never been a Kane guy.
- 40:30The problem with the big show is the flip flopping.
- 40:32Everything was good, bad guy, good guy, bad guy.
- 40:35And it, it just diluted this guy that should have been booked
- 40:39like a monster. And sure, he's charismatic.
- 40:42He has more, especially early in his career, he had more charisma
- 40:45than Andre. You know, it, it didn't feel the
- 40:50same. I wish I was as good as Dan
- 40:52Soder. But Oh yeah, we just saw him
- 40:53doing his Picasso bed on the that NWO episode.
- 40:55We covered a few, right? He goes back right?
- 40:58There's just he's, he's a different giant and he's, and
- 41:02I'm not in a place where it is just territory, land where you
- 41:06can bring in this big giant for a short run and that's it and
- 41:09you leave. He did.
- 41:10He had the misfortune of coming up in the wrong era.
- 41:12Like if he came up in the Andre era, it's a totally different
- 41:15thing. 1000 or so just. Just to kind of re re crack.
- 41:20I mean, the writing is on the wall.
- 41:22What's happening with this story right at Survivor Series is when
- 41:28Haman turns on Lesnar, correct? That is correct and we covered
- 41:33it on. We covered we.
- 41:35Yes, we, we. Episode 91 in February of 2023
- 41:39we did. This first we just covered the
- 41:41chamber. We just did the Chamber, but we
- 41:43did speak about how we can remember the turn.
- 41:47Right, yes, right, right. As soon as I'm watching this and
- 41:50I'm watching the interaction with Heyman and Lesnar from
- 41:52earlier in the episode, I'm like, oh, Oh yes, this is
- 41:56building, building up to the turn, which is so crazy.
- 42:00Like they put the belt on him so early just to have Haman turn on
- 42:04him. And I don't know, that's that.
- 42:06That's the stuff in wrestling that drives me nuts.
- 42:08It's. It's short, doesn't make sense.
- 42:10It doesn't make sense. It just doesn't.
- 42:11Why would Haman turn on, right? You got this big bad ass like
- 42:15you're going to turn on because you can't beat the big show.
- 42:17Like no. Big show.
- 42:19Come on man, this guy awful mock turtleneck things.
- 42:22No, it's not a mock turtleneck, but it looks like yeah, bad big
- 42:26show. I think this.
- 42:27Is the most We're almost 2200 episodes and this is probably
- 42:31the most we've ever given to the big show.
- 42:34He's overdue. I'm a little over the point.
- 42:36You're right. Halloween episode and none of
- 42:38you came sporting a Fu Manchu like the Big Show had during
- 42:42this time. Well, it's like I feel like M
- 42:45could pull it off. Well, no more.
- 42:47No more it goes. Well, now's your chance, Matt,
- 42:49because it's your turn. It's your turn for Maiden,
- 42:52Maiden, Main, Mid and Mantar and have at it hoss.
- 42:59I should, I should just go straight to two options, Luke or
- 43:03Butch, but I'm not going to do that.
- 43:04You can go back to our last episode.
- 43:06Well. You know that would be mantar.
- 43:08You know that would be mantar instantly.
- 43:10So don't waste that one. I wasn't going to waste it, but
- 43:12I felt like it could have been fun for that to happen.
- 43:15And I think the third probably would have been Bash and Booger.
- 43:18But anyway, I digress. Let's go to the real one.
- 43:21Let's go Bull Nakano. Oh go.
- 43:26I like that. Just fill it with Sean, OH.
- 43:32I need a Luna. I need a Luna impersonation.
- 43:34From He's good at that, he can do it.
- 43:37Very specific on the 3rd sensational Queen Sherry with
- 43:40the cat face has to be the. You you did an excellent job.
- 43:46Because of left field. I like this.
- 43:47I am trying to think of who has the best face paint that I could
- 43:52have the most fun with. Right.
- 43:54And I feel like it's Sherry. Yeah, I want to.
- 43:57I want to tap into my inner feline and I'm going to give her
- 44:01the main event. Man.
- 44:03OK, OK. I don't know.
- 44:05I don't know, man. That's hard.
- 44:07Full Nakano is going to get the mantar.
- 44:09Unfortunately not. No disrespect to her, but.
- 44:13The hair that goes straight up. Though, right?
- 44:14Yeah, that's. The other two are just too much
- 44:17fun. That's not too much Malibu gel
- 44:19for now, yeah. I don't know how my sons would
- 44:21feel about me cross dressing on Halloween.
- 44:24Hey, I'm up for anything. So as Lunovic, yes.
- 44:29I wanna see why are you talking like get get the best Snickers.
- 44:38That's having an episode. Versus peanut butter.
- 44:42That's like you going full exorcist.
- 44:44You got the full Luna. Hey.
- 44:48I'm going to have a sore throat in the morning.
- 44:52I'm going to go. With that said, I got to go main
- 44:54Event Luna and shave the side of my head and and then Cherry.
- 44:59Sorry, Cherry. Cherry's, Yeah, something about
- 45:04Sherry that she's going to get the mid card.
- 45:06Sorry. Well done.
- 45:07Well done to both of you those, yeah.
- 45:09I was very happy that I got assigned Nick.
- 45:11I feel like if anybody can pull off Bull Nakano, it's Nick.
- 45:15Thank you. Backstage, Tori Wilson's getting
- 45:18ready for her match which is coming up next versus Dawn
- 45:20Marie, a pool of mud match. This is basically a food fight
- 45:25with Halloween themed food and they fight in a pool of
- 45:28chocolate milk. Was it you?
- 45:31What was it you? What are we dealing?
- 45:33With here, what is Halloween about that What is?
- 45:36Halloween like there's also like cakes and stuff like.
- 45:39Couldn't they have done like something with like bobbing for
- 45:41apples or something besides this?
- 45:43Pool. That's in the BMW part of the
- 45:46party. Yeah, this is like I, I don't
- 45:51know these, these kind of matches kind of weird me out,
- 45:54but. Do you know what?
- 45:57Do you notice what Dawn Marie comes down like?
- 45:59They cut to the crowd and there's a guy dressed in some
- 46:02sort of mask, but it looks like it looks like Doc Hendrix
- 46:05Zombie, like you left him. You left him in the slam jam for
- 46:09too long Dead. Now you guys do a better slam
- 46:15jam. This dude gets right up for Dawn
- 46:22Marie like he is. They're like, oh, the chocolate
- 46:25milk music. Program.
- 46:27Yeah, Oh. Yeah.
- 46:28Yes. Tori manages to pin Dawn Marie,
- 46:30in case you were wondering, after chopping Dawn out of the
- 46:33pool. Do you see the guy taking a
- 46:35photo with a digital camera like a old school little I?
- 46:38Love her, you know. You got a snap of this shit.
- 46:42The lights go out. By the way, literally I'm doing
- 46:44my homework and my wife walks in just as this match is starting.
- 46:48My God damn it. I was like all these years
- 46:52later. I was like, it's not what you
- 46:53think, all right? This is I'm doing my homework
- 46:56all right. Thirsty Michael Cole is out is.
- 47:00That chocolate milk? Yeah.
- 47:01In in the very beginning of this match, in the intros, Michael
- 47:05Cole is thirsty. Michael Cole, He is like the
- 47:08most perv thing I have heard in a long time.
- 47:10Is him just talking about these two competitors coming down to
- 47:14the ring or? Pool of Is that his only spot in
- 47:18the card? Like the only time we see
- 47:20Michael Cole. Maybe that we see him, he's on
- 47:23the he's on the call for the entire thing.
- 47:25Oh, yeah. Oh, yes, I'm sorry.
- 47:28You're right. It's him and Taz.
- 47:29We didn't, we did not discuss that.
- 47:30How? It's him and Taz on the call.
- 47:33Taz definitely dominates when you're listening.
- 47:35I don't know if it's the Brooklyn accent or not, but he
- 47:38definitely dominates throughout. But I'm, I do have to admit, I
- 47:41took all of my notes for this match and then I wrote down at
- 47:44the very end. I am truly embarrassed by the
- 47:46amount of notes that I have for this match.
- 47:48I, I, I don't know what possessed me to really not like
- 47:53step by step, blow by blow of what was happening in this
- 47:56match. And I wrote it all down and I'm
- 47:58not going to even read a single thing that's in front of me.
- 48:01What did you say about the ref getting like, you know, when he
- 48:04gets like, he like wraps him up and then they fall on him?
- 48:07It's very old, very odd. Earl and their son.
- 48:09It is. Is it really?
- 48:11That's Yeah. So Yep.
- 48:14He looks like he met. He's not good.
- 48:15I don't have anything about the ref.
- 48:17I'm trying to find it, but I did write down that after the match,
- 48:21Tori Wilson throws the ring announcer Tony Chimmel into the
- 48:24pool of chocolate. Yeah.
- 48:27And then right after that was. I'm truly embarrassed by the
- 48:29amount of notes I have. What do they call a trick or
- 48:31treat match? Yes, trick or treat match and
- 48:34it's essentially a bra and panties match even though
- 48:36Michael Cole says it's not a. Bra, but they stripped down.
- 48:41And it's pins got anywhere Tori it's a pin outside of it.
- 48:45Right stage, the lights go out at the Halloween party, we're
- 48:48back there, and here comes the biggest loser, Matt Hardy.
- 48:53I can't stand this version of Matt Hardy.
- 48:56I mean, not that I've ever been a big Matt Hardy guy, but he's
- 48:59doing the whole like version V1 thing.
- 49:02Version 1. He's like an AOL disc get in the
- 49:05mail. Is that the idea here?
- 49:06Like AOL 2 point O. Is it supposed to be like I, I,
- 49:12I I I can't figure it out if he's like trying to be.
- 49:16I think he's training corny. I don't know.
- 49:19I don't like it gets a little better, I think when like Matt
- 49:22version 2 point O comes out because do you remember it would
- 49:25have like there'd be a screen and would have like little
- 49:28factoids and it's like corny jokes, but like they're kind of
- 49:31funny. But his delivery is just like
- 49:34so. Stupid.
- 49:35Yeah, take a list. Yeah, I think.
- 49:38You are not giving him enough credit.
- 49:40And you, Sir? And I think what this party
- 49:42needs is to be injected with a dose of magnitude.
- 49:48Oh God, they're still lingering too.
- 49:51And people for them. It's a crazy sound.
- 49:54He sounds like the Hurricane almost, when he's like this game
- 49:57like kind of delivery. He's going after Tajiri hard.
- 50:01He's asking Tajiri if he knows that they have a match tonight.
- 50:05Suggests that he gets ready for this match.
- 50:07May Young kisses Tajiri instead and.
- 50:10I I found this to be my favorite part of the entire evening and I
- 50:14thought Tajiri has pulled the entire show so much so that I
- 50:17pulled the clip even though the backstage here, the VFW
- 50:21Halloween party as as Mike has talked about the audio here is
- 50:26his poor. It is awful.
- 50:28It's like so bad it's crackling. It's not the recording that I
- 50:31have. It is actually the the recording
- 50:34that is put out on Peacock. So let's take a listen anyway.
- 50:38To Jerry, I suggest you get ready because you're getting
- 50:40ready to have a matitude adjustment.
- 50:44Do that to my boyfriend. Boyfriend.
- 50:47Whoa, don't worry, Marilyn, I'll send him back after he suffers a
- 50:53very unfortunate. Twist of hate What was my
- 50:59favorite thing? Now, now it Matt played that
- 51:03before the show started. I was like, what was it?
- 51:05Nobody. Knew what it was before and I
- 51:09loved every second of it is. The best they're They're
- 51:15cramming so much in, like Mae Young kisses and makes out with
- 51:19Tajiri. And then we get Eddie Guerrero
- 51:22flirting with Stephanie McMahon. Rightfully so, Eddie says he
- 51:26want that. Him and Chavo want a shot at the
- 51:28tag titles. Then we get more John Cena
- 51:30rapping at Stephanie, basically leading up to telling her that
- 51:36her father is in her office waiting to see her.
- 51:39Oh boy. And then we dive right into
- 51:41Tajiri versus Matt Hardy, where Matt Hardy defeats Tajiri in 7
- 51:461/2 minutes. Tajiri misses a kick to the
- 51:48face, Hardy tries for the Twist of Fate, Hardy low blows Tajiri
- 51:52after he misses and hits the Twist of Fate the second time at
- 51:55the second try and wins the match.
- 51:58The match was fine. It was, you know.
- 52:00I am not a Matt Hardy fan in any way shape.
- 52:03And his purple pants. The baggy purple pants that look
- 52:06like they're a knock off of like the rocks shirt, all the
- 52:11patterns all over it. I'm just not a fan.
- 52:14But as Jim said, he did have matitude facts in the beginning
- 52:18of the the match here as he comes down to the ring.
- 52:22They were Matt always got more Halloween candy than his
- 52:26brother. And the other fact was Matt has
- 52:29seen all the Friday the 13th movies.
- 52:32There you go, Halloween Topical topical humor on the Halloween
- 52:35episode. Yeah, version 1 is not for me.
- 52:39I think, you know, people dogged him in his later years, that
- 52:41last run he had with WWE, right, Like he was so you know, his he
- 52:45had no knees left and all that stuff.
- 52:46And he looks like he's like, but he kind of always compared to
- 52:50his mother, like he always has that kind of like.
- 52:53He looks like he's clenching his ass when he moves 24/7.
- 52:57There he goes. It's great.
- 52:59He's always, he always has like a skid mark in his underwear
- 53:02that he didn't properly feel it. He.
- 53:07Needed a bidet? The man needed a bidet.
- 53:09Yeah, backstage, Stephanie goes looking for Vince, but it's
- 53:12someone wearing a Vince McMahon mask.
- 53:14Obviously, she doesn't fall for it.
- 53:17The man believes that Scott Steiner will be joining Raw.
- 53:20He's the big free agent coming about, and we talk about him
- 53:24debuting at that Survivor Series.
- 53:27Bishop kicks off the mask, ends up kissing Stephanie McMahon and
- 53:32Stephanie puts up a fight. But then it appears to enjoy the
- 53:35kiss and doesn't like it's like one of those you know, like
- 53:39doesn't fight him off and lets it happen and Stephanie is left
- 53:43confused. And I have 0 desire to find out
- 53:47where this storyline went. Yeah, I know.
- 53:49It's all. Confused watching it?
- 53:51Yeah. I thought this was sleazier than
- 53:53silk. Stalkings like this is lazy.
- 53:57I was like wow, this is like the the so like the whole show.
- 54:00Like, everything that's not wrestling is like sleazy at this
- 54:04point. Like.
- 54:05I'm going to tell you. Yeah, go ahead.
- 54:07I'm going to tell you where it went.
- 54:09Oh, where'd it go? Oh goodness.
- 54:10So on Raw they're in a backstage watching it on TV, him and
- 54:17Triple H, which is. Oh, Eric.
- 54:20Yeah, Eric. Eric and Triple H, they're
- 54:21watching. Yeah, they're watching like this
- 54:24happen, like the replay of it, like they're making out.
- 54:29He says something like, that's my ex-wife, like for you, like I
- 54:34still, you know, they're divorced, that storyline at this
- 54:37point, but whatever. Can you say, what did you say
- 54:41that Eric, when he got Bischoff, when he got the script, he was
- 54:46like? This is he goes to the red
- 54:48right. He had an interview with like,
- 54:51Bruce Pritchard or whoever, and he thought it was a rib at
- 54:55first. Oh my God.
- 54:57Because, you know, like, I'm going to make out with Vince's
- 55:01daughter. Like, what the hell?
- 55:02I'm sure I'm like, you know, she's married to Triple H too.
- 55:05Vince is right there watching it like when I yeah, he said.
- 55:09He said it's it was just a scene, but you know, you look
- 55:12over and Vince is like 4 feet away, like directing the whole
- 55:15thing. It's a.
- 55:16Little awkward, yeah. So unbelievable, like her verse
- 55:21is not even like the word for where this goes and just.
- 55:25Gotta, yeah, gotta take it, pal. You just gotta take it.
- 55:29It scares so much to like. That's what Bruce says.
- 55:32Like when when Eric's telling the story he he does like a
- 55:35Vince impersonation. Yeah.
- 55:39The whole thing's like, uncomfortable on top of like
- 55:42seeing the way that Stephanie is dressed like.
- 55:45And he's wearing a Vince mask. Yeah, yes.
- 55:48Oh my God. Complaint.
- 55:50So I don't even, yeah, yeah, like there's a lot to unpack
- 55:53there and I don't even want to touch that with like a yeah, 10
- 55:56foot pole. Let's let's not tag Team
- 56:01Champion on Smack Down. Kurt Angle is facing off against
- 56:05Eddie Guerrero because Eddie and Chavo want the title shot.
- 56:08This makes sense. Eddie ends up defeating Kurt
- 56:10angle in a 13 minute and 20 minute, 13 minute and 22nd
- 56:15match. This was fun.
- 56:18I I love both of these guys and I guess this goes back to, you
- 56:23know, what Matt was saying in defense of the edge Benoit
- 56:27opener and it but Eddie to me is a guy that I feel like I've said
- 56:32a lot that I, I feel like when we missed a lot out, a lot of,
- 56:37you know, like it was that low. We were in college, we weren't
- 56:41watching a lot. He was mostly on Smack Down,
- 56:44too, and that was, you know, if we were going to watch
- 56:46wrestling, it was Raw. Exactly. 100% right and.
- 56:52Did you know we are recording right now?
- 56:54October 9th? It is Eddie Guerrero's birthday.
- 56:58Halloween, not Halloween, Yeah. Could you?
- 57:01Did you have any idea how old Eddie Guerrero would have turned
- 57:04today in 2025? 60 Yeah, I would have said in
- 57:08the Sixties, 61. Michael. 50.
- 57:16Six. Yeah, maybe late 50s now, doing
- 57:18the math in my head. 58. It would have been.
- 57:22October 9th, 1967 Yeah, Eddie would have been 58.
- 57:26And to me that like struck me as him really, it like really hit
- 57:31me of him leaving too soon. Like, yeah, he died a long time
- 57:35ago, yeah. Thinking about him just turning
- 57:3858 right now is like a holy shit moment for me.
- 57:41It it like really put things into perspective of like how
- 57:44much got taken away from Eddie Guerrero and how.
- 57:49Much more of that you. Had in them.
- 57:51I've said often, like Eddie is the guy that I feel like if
- 57:57there were one guy for me to go back and watch stuff that I
- 58:00didn't watch, it would be Eddie. Yeah, yeah.
- 58:03I feel like you've you've and we've asked that question
- 58:06whether it was on our podcast to you or if it was you.
- 58:09Know it was hanging with Mr. Cooler episode I feel like.
- 58:12Yeah, Eddie's the guy for me. Or maybe it was on Fig guys.
- 58:16I'm not I'm not entirely sure, but you know, talking about
- 58:21hanging with Mr. Cooler, I wonder if Aaron McCall, who is a
- 58:24former hanging with Mr. Cooler guest from the Bad Idea Social
- 58:30Club podcast, highly recommend that going to listen and find
- 58:32those guys out. They do a phenomenal job.
- 58:34But he was he's from Grand Rapids.
- 58:37So maybe he was at this this event.
- 58:40Maybe I'll have to reach out. All right, so like we said,
- 58:44Eddie wins. It's another like just messy
- 58:47ending. You know, Chavo comes down, he
- 58:50gets involved, he gets knocked off the apron by angle.
- 58:53Benoit comes down out of nowhere when the ref's not paying
- 58:56attention. He hits angle with the tag team
- 58:57championship, which allows Eddie to to hit a top rope frog splash
- 59:02for the win. And then after the match, Benoit
- 59:06it's Eddie and Chavo with the title separately.
- 59:09And yeah, it was a fun match. I I enjoyed this more than I
- 59:12enjoyed the opener. See, and I'm the opposite.
- 59:15It was very, very close. I feel like the first match, the
- 59:18Benoit and Edge match, I would have been comfortable giving it
- 59:21four and a quarter cans and this is more like a 375 or a four.
- 59:25That's how much I enjoyed these two matches.
- 59:27Yeah, that's, that's awesome. That's awesome.
- 59:30But again, think about it from the perspective that I'm
- 59:33watching them too. Like there's no storyline.
- 59:36Oh, totally. Yeah.
- 59:37And if you're. Just watching it as a wrestling
- 59:39match. I'm just pulling a random
- 59:41wrestling match out of 2002 and turned it on and was like oh
- 59:44shit, these two are going and it happens.
- 59:46What the same? Card I always think about it
- 59:48like there's the movie. I think it's 12 Monkeys, where
- 59:51like Bruce Willis hears a song for the first time in a very
- 59:56long time. And like, it could be any song,
- 59:57right? But it happens to be a good
- 59:58song. It's like that sleepwalk song.
- 1:00:01But like this. If you happen to not get to see
- 1:00:05wrestling for 10 years, right, you're like living in some post
- 1:00:08apocalyptic wasteland and then like this is the one episode you
- 1:00:11get to watch, you'd be like, hell yeah.
- 1:00:13Kurt Angle and Eddie Guerrero, like just drop.
- 1:00:17Yeah, exactly. Dropped in from.
- 1:00:18Nowhere. It's not as good as the
- 1:00:21WrestleMania main event, like no, but I don't ask.
- 1:00:23But this is great. Probably the first time they
- 1:00:26face. Yeah, and their probabilities
- 1:00:28too, you know. Yeah.
- 1:00:31All right. So don't think we could go any
- 1:00:34further without me giving my main, mid and Mantar our version
- 1:00:39of F marry kill. I get to go with Jim.
- 1:00:42So you guys have given out some great suggestions, but what we
- 1:00:47haven't tapped into is tandem or family costumes.
- 1:00:52And all right, it's a lot of fun to dress up as a family, yeah,
- 1:00:56or as a tandem, you know? So here are.
- 1:00:59Yours Matt's family, or it's his actual family.
- 1:01:03No, it's for Jim. It's for Jim.
- 1:01:04Jim's family. It can be.
- 1:01:07Jim can pick anybody that he wants.
- 1:01:10He could pick his wife, his child, his dogs.
- 1:01:12But I might give a few suggestions.
- 1:01:13So the first one I'm going to kind of tee up for Jim.
- 1:01:16This one's easy. Jim can be any of these three
- 1:01:20members, but you 2 have to be the other two members and it
- 1:01:25would be none other than Jimmy Hart Earthquake and Dino Bravo.
- 1:01:29Oh boy. OK, my next suggestion would
- 1:01:34also probably pertain to the four of us.
- 1:01:39It would be the four doinks, but I'm not.
- 1:01:43I refuse to be a bushwhacker so that the four annoying.
- 1:01:47Do you have to be MO or? I'll take MO, I'll take Mabel,
- 1:01:51whatever you guys want, you know?
- 1:01:52These are tough. This is tough.
- 1:01:53This is Oscar too. The.
- 1:01:55Last one, you could choose anybody.
- 1:01:57You could choose Mike, you work great.
- 1:01:58You could choose your your son. You could choose your wife, You
- 1:02:02could choose your your dogs would be Mae Young and either
- 1:02:07sexual chocolate or the Hand. So those are your choices that
- 1:02:14I'm giving you. I, I, I wanted to go with a
- 1:02:16tandem group theme because you know.
- 1:02:19Very young sexual chocolate in the hand.
- 1:02:22Oh man, I like that idea. That's pretty good.
- 1:02:25You can see the dog is the hand. That that was where my head
- 1:02:28went. I saw one.
- 1:02:29Of your your dogs. Good size for the hand.
- 1:02:31That's pretty good. Oh boy, I'm going to have to
- 1:02:35start. This is tough.
- 1:02:37These are all fun options. You see, you're good at
- 1:02:39Halloween. Costumes like these all kind of
- 1:02:41work. Like I don't want to kill one of
- 1:02:43these. That's the artist in him I.
- 1:02:45Do not want to mentor any of these, but I think we would have
- 1:02:50the world's greatest time if we went as the four doinks, you
- 1:02:53know, as as imagine going to like next time we go to
- 1:03:00WrestleMania or like whatever the summer slam 4 doinks, the
- 1:03:04four doinks any like so how many?
- 1:03:07People would get the reference like it would be fantastic.
- 1:03:11You could get the fatigues, I mean right?
- 1:03:13Like how? I don't know how you do the
- 1:03:14math. Like the purple garbage bag?
- 1:03:18I don't maybe is it, I don't know, you just wear garbage bags
- 1:03:21when people get the idea. So that's my main.
- 1:03:24That's my main. I love the idea of going as
- 1:03:27Jimmy Hart with I think Mikey's got to be Dino Bravo running
- 1:03:31around. Dye the hair blonde.
- 1:03:34Yeah, dye the hair blonde. Smoking shavings, burning cigs
- 1:03:37left and right. That is earthquake.
- 1:03:42I'm gonna have to keep it as the mid I and I love, you know, the
- 1:03:45hand, the dog hand, but I will mentor.
- 1:03:47Yeah, it's kind of disgusting too.
- 1:03:49It is, yeah. Cuz it's gonna be like some, you
- 1:03:51know, it was like that. Remember, the hand was like
- 1:03:52slimy, slimy, Yeah. Like the old containers of like
- 1:03:55the fake ectoplasm that used to come in Ghostbusters toys.
- 1:03:59Yeah, that's good. Out of the $0.25 machine in the
- 1:04:01grocery store, that slime. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:04:04No, that's all right. So those are those are
- 1:04:06excellent, though I it. Sounds like we've we've got some
- 1:04:08Halloween costume ideas. All, I'm inspired.
- 1:04:11I'm inspired. Me too.
- 1:04:16Sorry. I was practicing my Luna.
- 1:04:18I was practicing my Earthquake shake.
- 1:04:20Back and forth. Backstage, Kurt Angle enters the
- 1:04:23Halloween party and he is not happy about Benoit and his
- 1:04:27interference in the match. That meant absolutely nothing,
- 1:04:31but Angle tosses Shannon Moore onto the table.
- 1:04:33Thank God Angle's determined to find Benoit.
- 1:04:36Thinks he found Benoit in the screen mask but it's brother
- 1:04:39love. Oh boy.
- 1:04:41These are the things in like wrestling that are so corny, but
- 1:04:44like you're like. Ah, yeah, all right.
- 1:04:47Does I? Love you and he's like.
- 1:04:51The fact that he thought Prichard was Benoit is
- 1:04:55absolutely ridiculous because Prichard is so fat and rotund.
- 1:05:01Rotund good words. Oh.
- 1:05:02God, he puts he Benoit attacks Angle from behind, puts his head
- 1:05:08in the water, Bob for apples. Benoit kicks free.
- 1:05:11Angle hits the Angle slam on on Benoit through a table, but as
- 1:05:15he's up in the air, Benoit hits a glass bottle over Angle's head
- 1:05:19and the two of them are left laying unconscious to end the
- 1:05:23segment. I would love to know how many
- 1:05:25times in professional wrestling this whole gimmick of like
- 1:05:29enemies being tag team partners has happened.
- 1:05:32Because the tale is oldest time, right?
- 1:05:36I'm not doing it. No, no, I don't expect that.
- 1:05:38Please. There's like there's like 800 of
- 1:05:41them. Yeah, you can get back to me at
- 1:05:42like episode 200 for that one that.
- 1:05:46Not a chance. No.
- 1:05:48Oh, ready for the main event? The main event is Brock Lesnar
- 1:05:51versus Rey Mysterio. It feels like it's taking us
- 1:05:53forever to get here. Wait, what is it?
- 1:05:55Bad Giant I I can't get that through my head.
- 1:05:58Bad giant. It's like bad Santa.
- 1:06:00Bad Santa. That's why I'm thinking of.
- 1:06:02Big nasty bastard. Yeah, big nasty bastard.
- 1:06:05I love that name. I think that's great.
- 1:06:07Bossman's a genius. Big big nasty gym is now it's
- 1:06:10official name I'm. Just a big nasty gym.
- 1:06:14Oh man, Halloween episode. That would have been a good one.
- 1:06:17The, you know, dragging the casket.
- 1:06:19That's got some cemetery vibes. Just like hanging version of Big
- 1:06:25Boss. Man, yeah, Boss Man's, Boss
- 1:06:26Man's dabbled a lot of Halloween type stuff.
- 1:06:29All right, continue. I I pause.
- 1:06:31This match is exactly what you expected this match to be like.
- 1:06:35It's like cookie cutter professional wrestling, little
- 1:06:39man versus big man. He's got his moments, but then
- 1:06:42you know who's about to come and get himself involved.
- 1:06:47Mysterio goes to deliver the 6192 legs, kicks Lesnar over the
- 1:06:51middle rope. He tries for the 619, but Big
- 1:06:54Show catches Rey Mysterio and slams him into the crowd.
- 1:06:59And then he goes after Lesnar and just obliterates him.
- 1:07:04Choke slams Lesnar through the announcer's table.
- 1:07:07Show declares that the belt will be his with a mouthful of
- 1:07:11marbles. As usual.
- 1:07:13It's the main event is what it is.
- 1:07:17I I don't know how else to paint this picture for you guys.
- 1:07:20Exactly what you would expect. Magle calls it a preview of
- 1:07:24Survivor Series. That's what it is, right?
- 1:07:26Like yeah, it's just setting it up.
- 1:07:29It's yeah, God. Did anyone watch that?
- 1:07:33Oh, that's the Survivor Series with Big Papa Pump, you say?
- 1:07:35I definitely. I definitely was there That in
- 1:07:38college. Oh, you were there.
- 1:07:39I was there. Yep, I was.
- 1:07:41Yeah. I was at Madison Square Garden
- 1:07:43for it. It.
- 1:07:43Was a big deal. That was a big deal it.
- 1:07:45Was a really big deal and I remember the sirens going off.
- 1:07:48And Big Papa. Pump coming out and Chris
- 1:07:50Shawinsky. That was a such a let down Big
- 1:07:54Papa Pomp era. So this also leads to we kind of
- 1:07:58didn't talk about it. It's the one thing that is kind
- 1:08:01of cool about this card, right? You've got outside of this main
- 1:08:07event thing, you've got the tag team champions in Benoit and
- 1:08:12Angle and then the two guys on each side that want to be
- 1:08:17involved with them. You've got who's Edge and Rey
- 1:08:21Mysterio are teaming up at this point and then Eddie and Chavo.
- 1:08:26So those three teams end up facing each other as well as
- 1:08:30Survivor Series. So there's a lot of like, you
- 1:08:33know, layers to this that when you think about what it's
- 1:08:36building to, it's kind of cool so.
- 1:08:40Yeah, they're giving you your storylines that you, you know.
- 1:08:45They are they they are. And I guess maybe I will take
- 1:08:49the blame for not doing my homework thoroughly enough to
- 1:08:51like connect the dots between this and how close it is to
- 1:08:55Survivor Series. So when you think about that,
- 1:09:00it's it's definitely changes things a little bit.
- 1:09:03It's just it's very hard to watch wrestling when you don't
- 1:09:08remember being enthralled in the era at fair.
- 1:09:10Enough. Fair enough, fair enough.
- 1:09:12And I'm always and I'm always and, and this is not a knock, I
- 1:09:17have always been like, I love the action in the ring, but I
- 1:09:21also equally love the storyline of it.
- 1:09:24Like, I think the storyline in professional wrestling is
- 1:09:27extremely necessary. Like, yeah, you could tell a
- 1:09:31great story in the ring, but you also, to me to keep me
- 1:09:34entertained week to week and pay-per-view to pay-per-view.
- 1:09:38I need something to invest myself in.
- 1:09:40You know, I'm not just gonna watch it to enjoy a wrestling
- 1:09:43match, if you will. So I think that for me is is a
- 1:09:47hard time to go back and just watch a random Smackdown and
- 1:09:50thoroughly enjoy it. Yeah, and and it's one thing
- 1:09:53when you're on the pay per views and you're getting those back
- 1:09:56stories being regurgitated and forced down your throat again.
- 1:09:59But on a normal week to week program on a smackdown, not
- 1:10:02getting the full picture, so to speak.
- 1:10:04So it yeah, it's definitely a bit tougher to to make your way
- 1:10:08through, but. Yeah.
- 1:10:10So I'll, I'll give my cans in cooler first.
- 1:10:12I gave this three cans in the cooler.
- 1:10:14This this smack down, I thought it was fun.
- 1:10:18Like Matt has sold me on throughout it is that, you know,
- 1:10:23the the talent is through the roof, which I agree with 100%,
- 1:10:30but three 3 is where I land. And I think that's like, I don't
- 1:10:33think it's a bad score. I don't think it's a like
- 1:10:36through the roof. Like you got to go watch this if
- 1:10:38you want to watch something that puts you in the mood for
- 1:10:40Halloween, you know, and it's professional wrestling.
- 1:10:42It's a little goofy. I think it's interesting how
- 1:10:46like there's nothing. It's all all the Halloween stuff
- 1:10:49is backstage segments. It's nothing, which is fine.
- 1:10:52I don't want some like match where they're hitting each other
- 1:10:55with pumpkins and shit. But well, there's there's the
- 1:10:59trick or treat match. But yeah, yes, yes there is.
- 1:11:02That doesn't exactly feel Halloween.
- 1:11:03Feel like I blacked out during that.
- 1:11:05It was terrible gimmick but. I'm with you, I'm with you.
- 1:11:08It's a 3 for me. It's you know it's 1 of 52
- 1:11:12episodes of Smackdown in a year, right?
- 1:11:14Like it's but it's fun. It's fun to go back and watch
- 1:11:17the Smackdown 6. I love that stuff.
- 1:11:19But my problem is they don't tie up the hot the Halloween party.
- 1:11:23Like it's just two guys out, knocked out.
- 1:11:25And like what happened to Tajiri and Mae Young?
- 1:11:27I want to know like, come on man.
- 1:11:29Yeah, like that's. What is it?
- 1:11:33It is Slee. There's a lot of sleazy stuff
- 1:11:35too, like we talking super, some make out and it's very 2002.
- 1:11:40Early, like we didn't even, we stayed away from it, but we
- 1:11:43really could have dove into the whole Bischoff and Stephanie
- 1:11:46thing, even. Yeah.
- 1:11:47Like it is. Feel like all of us were
- 1:11:50extremely uncomfortable watching it and thinking about Vince
- 1:11:53being on the sidelines. Yeah, yeah, I think that was
- 1:11:57enough for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:12:01What do you 2 got Mikey? What do you got?
- 1:12:03What do you give it? I'll give it 3 and a quarter
- 1:12:05actually in a corner. It was a fun shot, that's why.
- 1:12:09I I would. There's there's nothing to worry
- 1:12:11about with a shot. Come on, you know how I'm.
- 1:12:13Matt's giving it like A5. Yeah, exactly.
- 1:12:16So, yeah, you know that Tokyo. Yeah, I had, I had fun watching
- 1:12:21it. Yes, you know, I thought it was
- 1:12:23solid. I yeah, I enjoyed it so.
- 1:12:27I will say the back I don't think like I think the hard part
- 1:12:33for me is I think the backstage segments felt extremely
- 1:12:37disjointed from the in ring action for sure.
- 1:12:40Like where they tried to tie them in the backstage stuff was
- 1:12:43a little bit too corny, in the ring was too serious, you know?
- 1:12:49It was also clearly filmed that wildly different art like is not
- 1:12:53yes the 100% close yeah, which is fine you.
- 1:12:57Don't see Eddie shed his Zorro costume at any point.
- 1:13:02Like strap up his boots. That would have made it so much
- 1:13:04better if he showed they show up.
- 1:13:06In costumes down the road, nobody, yeah, nobody shows up in
- 1:13:09costumes, not even to, not even Tajiri, like.
- 1:13:12Fans certainly showed up. The fans are all dressed in
- 1:13:15Halloween and it's that's one of the better parts.
- 1:13:17The fans went all out. It's like you're you go ahead
- 1:13:22guy or whatever. Go ahead 6.
- 1:13:24Parts quarter costume. Cans man, I got to take a
- 1:13:27quarter can off for the the wrestlers not coming down in
- 1:13:30their costumes I yeah that that really ruined my night I.
- 1:13:35Think that was, That was one of the things in my notes from
- 1:13:37earlier that I didn't talk about just like especially like a guy
- 1:13:40like Tajiri with his gimmick, like he at least should have
- 1:13:44come down in a costume. Like he's so funny.
- 1:13:46See him get like slammed and that's the wig calls off.
- 1:13:49You know like that's finished as.
- 1:13:51Eddie with the with the Zorro mask and Cape and sword.
- 1:13:55Again, Again, though, that's where it comes down to like the
- 1:13:57matches, the storyline that they were trying to tell in the card
- 1:14:02itself. I feel like could have waited a
- 1:14:03week, You know, you could have had a little bit more of a fun
- 1:14:06episode. They felt disjointed in terms of
- 1:14:11that. But I'm still.
- 1:14:12Going, I'm still going 375 I've I had a blast.
- 1:14:16I enjoyed watching this and sure, it's a lot of the lore
- 1:14:19associated with the Smackdown 6 and, you know, going back and
- 1:14:22learning a little bit more about what Heyman was saying about the
- 1:14:24time and, and, and all of that. So I'm taking that quarter can
- 1:14:29off of the four and moving it to the 375 because of the lack of
- 1:14:33continuation in the story from the VFW party down to the right.
- 1:14:40Yeah, all those rosebuds never showed up.
- 1:14:41Like it was the whole party that was a bunch of rosebuds.
- 1:14:44Yeah, yeah. Good point.
- 1:14:47Oh man, it was, it was fun and I always love to dabble in this.
- 1:14:51And it's pretty crazy throughout the years to to look back at all
- 1:14:54the different Halloween episodes that we've had of this show that
- 1:14:58we've covered like throughout wrestling, because it goes all
- 1:15:01over the place. For real, if you're a spooky
- 1:15:03season fanatic, go back. That's like some of our best
- 1:15:05stuff back there. The the warrior stuff, the
- 1:15:08what's the 1 Piper, the book butcher?
- 1:15:11What was the WCW national cover? Chamber of Heart, Yes.
- 1:15:14No, not we didn't watch Harry Potter 2.
- 1:15:20That's on the Patreon. Though But here's the beautiful
- 1:15:23thing is that we still have another Halloween esque episode
- 1:15:27that you're going to dive into, and I think this one is going to
- 1:15:31be a little bit. Better it's a banger all time
- 1:15:33banger. Anybody want to tease it?
- 1:15:35Would you refer to it as? Black wedding.
- 1:15:39Dark Wedding. Black wedding, Yeah.
- 1:15:43I think it's going to be a good one.
- 1:15:44Yeah. Stephanie on the cross.
- 1:15:47Oh boy. Can't wait.
- 1:15:48Oh. Alzheimer.
- 1:15:51All right, thank you guys for listening to us, taking time and
- 1:15:54joining us on our every other week schedule that we're on
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- 1:16:00the time and listening to us. Enjoy the rest of your week,
- 1:16:04enjoy your weekend and stay tuned for more of the extra
- 1:16:08cooler show and tell all your friends.
- 1:16:11Cheers. I my throat hurts.
- 1:16:14All right, get us home. See you 2 two that's.
- 1:16:23That's a full moment. It's Halloween night.
- 1:16:25Well, it's been a weird Halloween night.
- 1:16:27I smacked at it. Up next.