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#416: Season 8 Finale! · Pod Therapy

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  Speaker 1: So he's gonna play the music. Do you want to Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you want to play the music. I'm just about to
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  Speaker 1: play the music. Okay, do it here. I dare you.
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  Speaker 1: It's just it's just Christmas time. We don't care. You
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  Speaker 1: don't think I'm gonna do this. I'm what you do
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  Speaker 1: fashion And this is.
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  Speaker 2: Pod therapy, real people, real problems, and real therapists. You
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  Speaker 2: make your question read enough anonymously a pod Therapy emails.
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  Speaker 2: Pod Therapy is at gmail dot com. Man now broadcasting
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  Speaker 2: from Ho Ho Host Studios. That's Jim.
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  Speaker 1: That's why it's nick time for a Christmas podchair.
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  Speaker 3: So we you are actually joining us now for the
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  Speaker 3: entire Patreon segment. Usually we do about a half hour,
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  Speaker 3: sometimes up to an hour. Look at pre show funsies.
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  Speaker 3: But it's the Christmas party, y'all. This is our season
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  Speaker 3: eight finale, and this is the end of the year.
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  Speaker 3: And when you are hearing this in the main thing, hope.
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  Speaker 1: Bear back over here.
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  Speaker 3: It's Christmas for all of you in the public feed
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  Speaker 3: and for our patrons.
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  Speaker 2: Christmas snow, Yeah, Bogart and all the Christmas snow.
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  Speaker 3: We are celebrating up our bit. Welcome to the pod
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  Speaker 3: therapy company party.
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  Speaker 1: Right off. Yeah, we're not doing our Yeah, this is it.
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  Speaker 2: This is the cheapest. Thank you, This is all we
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  Speaker 2: can afford you.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for coming over to Jacob's house tonight.
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  Speaker 2: This is the only venue we could afford. Is the
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  Speaker 2: place we already are at and drinking our friends.
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  Speaker 1: Linuc.
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  Speaker 3: We tripped him into the hosting the Christmas party. He
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  Speaker 3: didn't even know this was happening. We are not doing
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  Speaker 3: our questions today. So if you are one of those
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  Speaker 3: listeners who's like, man, I hate it whenever you guys
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  Speaker 3: are humans and just I like it when you answer questions. Sorry,
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  Speaker 3: tune in for the first episode of season nine. This
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  Speaker 3: is not your jam.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm sorry to you for everything that I've said.
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  Speaker 1: I'm if you come into the place for advice describes you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just very sorry you been waiting a lot of
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  Speaker 1: your way. I just apologize.
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  Speaker 3: So this this episode, we are gonna be doing a
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  Speaker 3: little bit of reflecting on season eight in the history
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  Speaker 3: of the show.
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  Speaker 1: We've got our annual.
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  Speaker 3: Christmas season gift exchange, and then we've got our PhD duel.
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  Speaker 3: We're finding out who is the doctor up in this bitch.
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  Speaker 1: So I was.
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  Speaker 3: Explaining to somebody this whole doctor a bit and they
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  Speaker 3: were like, yeah, okay, so like he gets to say
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  Speaker 3: he's the doctor on the Show's like no, our website reflects.
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  Speaker 1: It, like this is where knowledge, this is presented with
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  Speaker 1: all accuracy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he has held it now for what two years?
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  Speaker 3: I think you've helped yes, god damn, oh yes, I
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  Speaker 3: want it and then defended it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: You defended the title, and I think you had it
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  Speaker 3: for most of twenty twenty three.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think I've been a doctor for a while.
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  Speaker 1: I've been a doctor longer.
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  Speaker 2: Now than I remember not being a doctor's probably been
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  Speaker 2: a doctor longer than Jim. If he holds on it'd
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  Speaker 2: be really funny if he held it that long.
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  Speaker 1: How long how long were you a doctor? You know
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  Speaker 1: before you took it.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I think I got it in like twenty eighteen,
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  Speaker 3: twenty seventeen, oh, twenty seventeen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're far, We're not far, We're not.
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  Speaker 3: It's not an impossibility that you could pull this off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and before you took it three here, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you need to be a little worried about it.
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  Speaker 3: Over here, buddy, I don't tell you at some point
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  Speaker 3: there's common law doctordom. Yeah, he's cohabitated with it long
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  Speaker 3: enough that it's his.
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  Speaker 2: How long does he get to have it before he
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  Speaker 2: inherits the student loan debt? Oh man, take that now,
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  Speaker 2: God Jesus Christ, Trump's fucking me real good on that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want that. You don't want that. Hell, So,
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  Speaker 3: welcome to our Christmas party. Welcome to the fun. It's
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  Speaker 3: going to be a laid back episode, just enjoying ourselves
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  Speaker 3: and reflecting on this project and all the wonderful people
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  Speaker 3: who make it possible. So I put it out into
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  Speaker 3: the discord and I said, hey, you know, everybody, give
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  Speaker 3: us some of your favorite season eight memories. Our season's
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  Speaker 3: uh perfectly aligned with the twelve month calendar.
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  Speaker 4: It's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: It's weird.
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  Speaker 4: It's weird how that we started January sixth or some January.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, January sixth, you think we started on an insurrection day?
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  Speaker 1: We did. We did it first, We did it before
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  Speaker 1: it was cool.
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  Speaker 2: We stormed the capitol on episode one. That's what we'll
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  Speaker 2: call the early episodes. J six PT.
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  Speaker 1: We always have, we always will.
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  Speaker 2: We won't change it just because people call Jay six
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  Speaker 2: something else.
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  Speaker 3: Now if they ever open a pod therapy wiki, I
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  Speaker 3: hope somebody edits that ship. And the show was started
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  Speaker 3: on January sixth as an early insurrectionist against then President Obama,
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  Speaker 3: all these posers, these Johnny come Lately insurrectionists. You know,
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  Speaker 3: we were there before it was cool. There's a two
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  Speaker 3: man bands storm in the capitol.
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  Speaker 4: This is a normal day.
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  Speaker 3: We started January second, twenty eighteen, and we had done
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  Speaker 3: some early promos of the show in twenty seventeen. Is
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  Speaker 3: like some warm up recordings, Yeah, which we destroyed, right, those.
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  Speaker 1: Are gone, I believe so.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I thought you tried to sell one. Somebody buy
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  Speaker 3: one episode?
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  Speaker 1: Ben bought episode thirteen.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, the one that we got rid of. We've gotten
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  Speaker 3: rid of several. No, that's the only one we've gotten
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  Speaker 3: rid of the only one that we had a pilot.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, the pilot, the pilot in the crash. No,
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  Speaker 2: that's why I doesn't want to go anywhere anymore.
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  Speaker 3: The pilot is is dead. Only Laura ever heard the pilot,
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  Speaker 3: and she gave us some notes.
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  Speaker 1: She gave us early. It was one show. It was
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  Speaker 1: don't do the podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like done.
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  Speaker 1: She said, don't let anybody hear this. That's right, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: I did say that.
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  Speaker 4: What do you think was the worst part about that? Like?
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  Speaker 3: What if I remember correctly, I think we shamed mothers.
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  Speaker 3: I remember there was something other population.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember.
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  Speaker 3: There was like mothers who had used marijuana, and we
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  Speaker 3: both got very like brow.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: It was probably you. I believe women fingers that. Jim
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  Speaker 5: is sure it was women. Jim believes women should be
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  Speaker 5: allowed to raise children.
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  Speaker 1: Our vote.
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  Speaker 3: So we got some feedback on favorite moments from twenty
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  Speaker 3: twenty five. There it is the feedback some of the
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  Speaker 3: favorite memories Nick's New House Love.
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  Speaker 1: When Jim explains what I do right after I do it, because.
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  Speaker 3: There's somebody that doesn't get it. I'm giving the subtitle
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  Speaker 3: or what is the subtext, subtitles, I'm giving it to.
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  Speaker 2: People, subtitles audio show. He can't help, but man's plain,
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  Speaker 2: tell me what it is.
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  Speaker 1: People understand. You never did this before Whitney came on
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  Speaker 1: the shop.
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  Speaker 4: That's what makes sense. This makes lot because.
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  Speaker 1: I never had to you guys, got it?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I never had to.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus man.
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  Speaker 2: When she got in here, everything slowed down. What's that
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  Speaker 2: what does that work. It's a microphone, Whitney, just Jesus
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  Speaker 2: speak into it.
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  Speaker 1: It's fine. It's like a robot.
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  Speaker 3: Penis Nick's new house one of people's favorite memories from
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  Speaker 3: last week.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, one of their favorite and current memories.
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  Speaker 3: Nate Nate Walk wrote in he said Nick's new house
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  Speaker 3: and specifically Nick paying somebody not to paint his new house.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I stand by that.
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  Speaker 4: I sat with that one for a while.
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  Speaker 1: It's just the second payment, just the payment of the
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  Speaker 1: post deposit payment. I want your wrestle Bundy back from people.
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  Speaker 1: It's just your second payment that I'm like, why, why
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  Speaker 1: give them the extra money.
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  Speaker 2: So after we had recorded that follow up, Yeah, Laura
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  Speaker 2: agrees with you that I should not have I am shot.
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  Speaker 2: Am you didn't pay them? It's for the second day.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, well, yeah, I would have lied.
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you something, budd, you're about to get married.
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  Speaker 3: Let me get a little tip.
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  Speaker 1: Live fucking all the time.
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  Speaker 3: If my wife was like, oh did you pay those guys?
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  Speaker 2: Like, oh no, no, no, I'll never know unless you
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  Speaker 2: think I should.
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  Speaker 3: But I paid from my secret horror PayPal account that
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  Speaker 3: I used specifically for brothels. So I did push the
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  Speaker 3: envelope that I put. I know, and I need to
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  Speaker 3: stop using emojis when I pay people. Then the sign.
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  Speaker 1: The little squirt right before you pay extra for that.
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  Speaker 2: I like to indicate the menu items that I've purchased. No,
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  Speaker 2: I really pushed the I pushed the boundary this past
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  Speaker 2: week with.
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  Speaker 1: Laura Little story.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's heart, Yeah, pitch wax, Yeah, a car battery.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say Laura is.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't describe her really as a feminist, but she's
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  Speaker 2: definitely like women can do this too, and men's sock.
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  Speaker 1: And blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 2: Her to climb the ladder and say, so, okay, So
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  Speaker 2: anyway we're talking about there's some uh, some drains at
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  Speaker 2: the new place. We're going to have to clean out
• 9:10
  Speaker 2: a little bit. They don't run very well. But then
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  Speaker 2: she clean yes, yes, thank you withney you know what
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  Speaker 2: you clean the pipes, Laura, that's a problem. So she was,
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  Speaker 2: that's why they get paid. So that's a house painting.
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  Speaker 2: And she's calling me because she's at the house that
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  Speaker 2: we live in and she's trying to snake the drain. Yes,
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: and so she's like she's telling explaining to me, is like,
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: so what are you doing?
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: What are you trying to do?
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: And she's telling me and she's like, well, going this way?
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: Is like, well, why are you doing that? She's like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I watched this video this woman and this is what
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: she said. You have to go in this way and
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: send this snake down that way. Blah blah blah. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, oh, I said, well you need to watch
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  Speaker 2: a video of a man doing it.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 6: Nick?
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  Speaker 1: This is over the phone, give your arms reach. I
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  Speaker 1: was safe distance away, which I mean as a joke.
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not being seriously.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not even your real name, and I.
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  Speaker 1: Made it that. I love it. Nicholas Weather is my
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  Speaker 1: middle name. Actually.
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  Speaker 3: So now I've got two pieces of advice for you.
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  Speaker 3: Lie about the money thing, don't say that.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ever do that other thing again.
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  Speaker 2: It should be funny until she signs the paper. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I know, come on. She did laugh later about it.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. She worked today and you.
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: Told her you're gonna recount that story of the show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we can edit that out.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. She doesn't listen.
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's also another good advice. Just spells ship never.
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  Speaker 1: This is the very beginning of this show. Nothing going on.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing suspicious happening at all, Laura, welcome, you're listening all right.
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  Speaker 3: One of the memories Winter Scoop favorited the hot supple
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  Speaker 3: nineteen year old who could have belonged to any of us?
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  Speaker 1: Who knows whose.
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  Speaker 3: Hot supple nineteen year old? That was I want somebody
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  Speaker 3: to she is a hot supple nineteen year old.
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  Speaker 1: How did this happen? I don't remember the question that
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  Speaker 1: led I'll tell you I don't. I don't either.
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  Speaker 4: It's because I was out, I know. That's why I
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  Speaker 4: don't remember this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember what led to this.
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  Speaker 2: I remember that Jim took a turn with his description
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  Speaker 2: of it and started talking about a hot supple nineteen
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  Speaker 2: year old, and Nick and I were both very surprised
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  Speaker 2: that Joe was talking about this at all.
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  Speaker 4: Jacob made eye contact and got very quiet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we were all like, what the fuck is he doing?
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  Speaker 3: I've noticed you guys do this now Like I'll be
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  Speaker 3: a mid answer, and then suddenly I'll notice the two
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  Speaker 3: of you will like lock eyes and like pull your
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  Speaker 3: microphones away away from your hand, like and then I'll
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  Speaker 3: see Jacob like lean over at the computer like he's
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  Speaker 3: tapping like a.
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  Speaker 1: Like wait a minute, in my mouth? Damn it?
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  Speaker 2: There are so many gim drops. Well, what the crazy
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  Speaker 2: thing is that you don't learn from any of them?
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  Speaker 2: Like I would think after the ten inches in my
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  Speaker 2: mouth thing, I probably stop.
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  Speaker 1: Can we get a drop of that? Can we get
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  Speaker 1: because I'm a bad boy? Damn it?
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  Speaker 4: Where's the other one?
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  Speaker 3: I remember at scoop Fest though, like ten people had
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  Speaker 3: clipped the hot supple nineteen year old thing.
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  Speaker 1: We're like running to.
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  Speaker 3: Jacob like, hey, I've got this for you. Yeah, Jacob's like,
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  Speaker 3: I am a professional.
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  Speaker 4: I am here.
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  Speaker 1: You have that? Because I have that? What are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? Winter?
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  Speaker 2: Scoop also not often tell people when they when they
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  Speaker 2: send me like, hey, what what's you know?
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  Speaker 1: Can we get a drop of that? I'll be like
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  Speaker 1: you can? Could you please send me the time that
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  Speaker 1: was said? I will make it get so much quicker
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  Speaker 1: for me to find it if you just said time
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  Speaker 1: as well?
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  Speaker 3: Is there there's no other way to do that, right?
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  Speaker 3: I mean you'd have to listen to the whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: You could pump it into like a train inscription thing.
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  Speaker 3: I guess sure that I could ask there's a eyes
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  Speaker 3: that can do it.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I asked.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you mean our Yeah, we have a website that
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: the patron's built. God who did it. I think it
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: was sunny Boy. Sunny Boy built an entire website. I
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: think it's called Jim's House of Cards. And it might
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: be dot com or dot net, who knows. And apparently
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: it has every episode of our show pumped through it
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  Speaker 3: with a transcript so that you can search every episode
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: of the show. And then you have to know the
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  Speaker 3: special Patreon password to get into the Patreon section to
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: search all the Patreon episodes.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: It's the password, sup it should it is?
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: It is definitely a gym saying and now you can
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: just keep typing in sayings until you get it right.
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: But it's more old school gym. It's like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: seasons one through four, probably not.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, before I.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: Really changed my tune after that, I used to say,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of ship really cleaned up for us, all
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  Speaker 2: those guys get arrested.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I cooled it. Yours has been in me.
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  Speaker 1: Damn it. I forgot about that one.
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  Speaker 4: How do about that one?
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  Speaker 3: I do remember somebody had written in a question about
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: like getting the step child to listen to her or
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: something like that, and I was speaking as the writer
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: and said something about you don't have to listen to
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  Speaker 3: me because of that phrase. See, now I'm scared to
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: say things because if yes, that one, you guys have
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  Speaker 3: made me so. I noticed that I like tiptoe over
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  Speaker 3: certain words when I'm teaching now because you guys have
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  Speaker 3: shamed me.
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  Speaker 4: This is a lesson.
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  Speaker 2: If this podcast has kept you from saying that exact thing,
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  Speaker 2: then we're doing.
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  Speaker 1: The Lord's work. The words out your mouth?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well there's just out your mouth, Joe. So uh
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  Speaker 3: frequent freak frequent. You guys have shamed me on that one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, two different ways, which on which one was when
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  Speaker 2: I never remember I say frequent and then but then
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  Speaker 2: the kids stare at me, and then I get weird
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  Speaker 2: about it because I remember, you guys have gotten me
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  Speaker 2: to change that one frequent is that is that it frequent?
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  Speaker 3: The other one is the accent on a q Q
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  Speaker 3: attribute is the other one or something or attribute?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? Because you were a kid? Are you flipping them around? See?
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  Speaker 1: If that's the problem.
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  Speaker 3: I know that there are words I say wrong, but
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember what the right way to say them is.
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  Speaker 1: You just said both of you just said our words.
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  Speaker 1: One is a now and one is a verb. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so an attribute is something you have. Yeah, but you
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: can attribute something to a person which is a verb. Yes, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: which is what I said.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because saying something is a verb.
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  Speaker 1: I said it. Yeah. Also, schoolhalls rock taught me most
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  Speaker 1: of what I know.
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  Speaker 6: This.
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  Speaker 4: We got some good teachers. Educator.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Not let me tell you.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: Jim's failed forty by forty list featured prominently. Many people
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  Speaker 3: know did it? This was a year of the failed forty.
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  Speaker 1: Someone to do a pole? It was a lot of pole.
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  Speaker 1: I want more of a tick sheet.
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  Speaker 2: I just want a count of people who expected you
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  Speaker 2: to do more than say five?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, how many? Well we should have gotten Mitzi
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  Speaker 3: to do odds on this thing. Is what we should
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  Speaker 3: have done?
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  Speaker 1: Is then?
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: God? People lost?
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: I thought you would have done.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: I thought you who would put money on the other side,
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: It's got to be a million to one, all right,
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: I will say.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: In the beginning of the forty by forty I felt
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: very supported, un ironically by Whitney. She made a calendar.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: She brought it to scoop fest she believed her little heart.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Did he complete? That's not true? God damn it. There's
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: more than two.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: How many, it's at least three.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: No, let's say three. What are they?
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: I can tell I can take on.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: An apprentice therapist, swim with dolphins. Fucking damn it. The
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: proximity is very subjective. No, that's a thing.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: You made the list, Jim. You don't get the cheat
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: on it.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Jim was the third one because I know.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Help me, you know, I know it. I had a strawberry,
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: that I a plant. We figured out that my plant
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: has rosemary, and that I've inhaled that.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: No, that's not a fruit.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: And there was other things.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: There's one other one. I have it in my head.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: I know it right now, and you don't know it.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Skydiving.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't do that.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Memorize the ship, dude.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: There were several things. Second, did something recently? Didn't? Yes,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: you did? You did? Didn't?
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: I traveled, I traveled traveled at So there's a third one.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: There's so I just want to I want someone I
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: don't need I don't need an accounting of this.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I don't need anything. I need someone to just run
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: a poll and tell me a number. And I want
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: to know a number of people that thought when Jim
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: announced this list he was going to get five or
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: more completed.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: I would have been on that list.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: I'm just going we have about twenty five listeners because
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: I guess you're out.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: Could have been like, shave his face and eat Indian food.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: I was, I don't want to shave my face until
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: I'm like one hundred and seventy because all the weight.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: By then, I thought I had a whole fucking year.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: One of my goals was the hit, the one, the
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: one eighty bm I or whatever, and I was like,
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: oh I do that.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: I'm and save my face.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: This is a woman's perspective right now. Okay, I don't
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: understand what the fucking problem is why men can't either
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: shave their hat or shave their face. It goes back
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: in like three days.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: That's not true.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: Why is this hard? Women get fucking haircuts where they
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: cut six inches off and we're like, oh, that was
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: too short, We'll just have to go out, you know,
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: Like I don't want to. I don't want to shave
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: my face because it'll take me three whole days to
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: grow back my face hair.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: My god, I tried to grow on my stat for
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: thirty five fucking years.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Well you should gym the mustach I'm working on lost
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: to cut tattoo concealed by theth that beer.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I've seen that TikTok.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Less than a perfect scenario of him being in a five.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody, so hold on, Nick can grow a beard
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: in three days.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: I'll grow one right now. Yeah.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: That most of us, I think have to go through
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: like a bad beard stage. You don't have a bad
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: beard stage because yours grows in with the stubble. It's
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: so nice, Like as soon as you do that, I
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: love my favorite. By the way, I want to bring
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: my attention to your facial here for a second. I
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: love all of it. I love it when you're shaved.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I love it when you have the full beard. I
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: love it when you have the full beard. I like
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: it when you have the full beard and then you
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: trim it in a shape like that looks really good.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: But you rock the stubble very well. Stubble is my game,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: that dude.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: When you do stubble, but stubble's hard to maintain, it
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: is because that's really just an in between stage.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: You don't get to just live it the.
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: God.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: You're welcome, ladies.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: It's the Christmas party and Jim has whiskey. We're talking
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: about how much I sexually think about.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: You're welcome.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: This stubble is the thing like if it gets too long,
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: then it starts getting patchy in spots, okay, and then
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: it's got.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: To get right. When he doesn't understand the ship. She's
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: never grown a beard.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: It takes three days to fix it. Your for one second,
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: to shave it.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Your privilege. It's absolutely why.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Shaving it?
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: I'm on team shaven. Okay, you are severely on You're
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: on team shaved the mustache. She've never been on team
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: shaved my beard. Your kids have never seen you clean shaved.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Here's the next thing.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: I haven't had a clean shaven face since two thousand
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: and three. Doesn't win back, he loses his facial head.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine we're gonna shave it the Patreon level.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: We're gonna shave it to get me to do it
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: patre we'd have to cure one who thinks that this
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: isn't happening. We'd have to like sponsor at my house. Yes,
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: there's no exit. I could actually get to that. She
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: is literally the only one in this roe who doesn't
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: think this is actually gonna happen.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: By the time.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: It's weird that you just lock the door. You'll be
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: able to swim so fast.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, with so many activities, it's weird how you locked
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: the door with that button under your desk.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: That's really don't worry about my fan, huh I like that?
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Uh oh so not Curan Nightly on our on our discord,
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Who's been lovely. She's become a therape producer.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: She is so much fun.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: My favorite thing about her is that she is going
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: through systematically and listening to the Patreon version of every episode.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: So she had already gone through and listened to every
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: episode of the show, then became a patron, and then
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: went back and started listening to the Patreon version of
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: every single episode and is commenting on it. You know
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: how we have like a thread for every single episode
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: in our episode spin inside the discord. All of a sudden,
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: I'll get a comment on like episode three point fifty
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: or some bullshit, and she'll be like, She'll just chime
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: in with her two cents and Jill tag us and
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: we'll be like, hey, thanks for digging this back up.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Thanks for reminding me.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Not.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Kia Knightley says, my favorite moment was Jim finding out
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: about Nick's engagement after Whitney.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: And being totally okay with it.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: I'm still very happy about that. Oh my god, I'm
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: still fucking pissed about that.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: Fucking upset.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I'm still genuinely fucking said Jim picked up a drake
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: and had to take a zip and had.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: To take a sip with wy God, I'm still upsetic
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: about that. I'm still do you guys haven't set.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: A wedding yet, did you? I don't know what Jesus
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: dud Wait wait, you guys are getting married again? If
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: you do this? Oh fuck you? Fuck you what?
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: This isn't a visual show. They have no idea what
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: you're for people who can't see it. There was a
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: penis that.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Very clear.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: They're just sitting around this.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: But they didn't.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: They didn't have to know narration. Oh that's right. I
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: like to give people the subcontext. Your parents.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: You did it at Green Valley Ranch, right, yes, okay,
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: some reason I thought you did it in Paris. I
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: suddenly remembered You've been to Paris a bunch of times,
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: but none of those were to propose correct, Yeah, cheaper
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: to do it at the Green Valley Ranch.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: I really thought you were going to propose in Paris.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Was shot.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: I know, yeah, that's just what people were expecting me
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: to do.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: I thought, okay, when you didn't do it in Paris,
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: I kind of assumed, okay, so then it's never that's
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: just a decision, like they've decided that will just never happen.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: That's the choice, because yeah, if you didn't do it,
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: life is beautiful or Paris.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's gotta be what Laura thought.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Okay, but what about this?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I was really threw her off the see. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I was in the long game.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: I was in Arkansas last weekend. I was visiting my
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: best friend since we were ten years old.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: There is nobody in my life I like enough that
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: I would go to Arkansas.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: It's hard to get to but they.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Will go there to visit a ten year old You
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: mean the island.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: She goes to the island of Okayden.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: She got engaged in November, and her fiance had also
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: messaged me first before he told her, what about you?
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: That people just screams about your engagement, about your engagement
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: and they tell me, yeah, So he calls me.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: He's like planning they wanted to swing.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: It could be that too.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: He didn't ask me about that. You call me about that.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: The way to get Whitney to swing with you is
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: to let her know I'm going to engage somebody soon.
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: And then I say, can you watch my dogs.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Long enough to cut me off? If they don't, I'm sorry.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: I could send you the registry, or I could send
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: me to the hotel room.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: So this is hilarious because they were on their way.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: They were going on a trip to Mexico and all inclusive.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: They hadn't really traveled all the country together till now.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: So I'm like, all right, I know he has the ring.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: He's told me he's picked it out. I helped him
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: pick it out. Great. Then my vestie sends me a
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: little video. She's like, oh my god, guys, look she's engaged.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: I'm like watching, all excited. She's like, I was in
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: the hotel room in Dallas. He works out of state,
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: so he flew into Dallas. She flew from Arkansas to Dallas.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: Then they flew together to Mexico, and I thought he
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: was gonna like, do you know a beachside dinner like
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: sunset and proposed there. I'm like, fuck, yeah, this is
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: gonna be awesome. I get a message from her. I'm like,
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: this is too early for her to be telling me
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: she's engaged, but I'm listening. She sends me this video.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: She's like, I was in the bathroom at the hotel,
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: like washing my face, and then I turned around and
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: he's in the doorway.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: So I was like, what, you dumb ass?
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: No, what the fuck he missed it? You do is
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: here's what you do. You wait until she's got to
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: go number two toilet paper. Yeah, and then when she's like,
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: oh my god, I need toilet paper, then you put
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: the ring inside the.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: I've seen that Hallmark movie, dude, I've seen it.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Oh it's so good.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Thought about this good the one time a solitaire is
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: worth a deuce.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: So his response was why didn't want to be cliche
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: and propos of Mexican.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Like, dumb idiot, you dumb idiot.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: A mile away.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: It's not like it's not going to Mexico, moron.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: You can see the mile away. You're proposing Mexico and.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: The stupid moron, Alright, do that let's do a p
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: s A for the idiot men out there.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Men.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Cliches exist because women like them. That's why they're still around.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Turn on the Hallmark channel anytime.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Thank you. This is gentlemen.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: I'm here for it.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: It's time to fix this.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: If you're about to propose to your girl and you're like,
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: I don't want to do something, or you know what,
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: thank you Whitney.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty five.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Whoever you're about to propose to, if you're like, you
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: know what, I don't want this to be typical. I
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: don't want this to be a stereotype. I don't want
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: this to be cliche. First off, stop stop right there,
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: stop right there. If you're taking your girl to Mexico
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: to be.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Cliche, be cliche, that's the same cliche.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Propose do it the way women want you to propose.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Romantic add in olive garden.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: I'll take it after the.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Third basket of breadsticks, not before nice glass.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: Wait, three bread of mascotta.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's how you want your woman. You bloated to
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: run away.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: One other message for you, okay, another thing to consider it, okay.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Toilet proposal, toilet proposal.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Toilet post pay me the picture, whatever picture you have,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: that's it. No notes.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: Around her.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: She can't. She's trap the crapper, the only exit.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: At least didn't do that.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so wow, So she said yes. Thought she said
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: yes with this bathroom proposal.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: And now she says, every time I wash my face,
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: I think about that proposal.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: God bless God, blessed this morning, happy, God bless them,
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: God bless her. That's a sweet girl. He doesn't deserve her.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you that, right. She is way out
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: of his way. We're all gonna sucking current. I'll bet
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: I can steal that girl tonight. Yeah yeah, I'll bet
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: I don't even have to do the Mexico trip. I'll
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: just bring you some tacos just honestly.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I bet I just have to give a little bit
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: of it, just a little bit of daddy style love.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's that's a whole lane. You could take
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: that lane, buddy, that's a.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Great the sofa.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: I wish this was a video show. I don't want
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: any of us on the camera except Whitney. I want
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: I just want people to watch Whitney react to all
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: the ship that goes on on this podcast. That's the
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: whole Instagram feed like that's it.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, congratulations on your engagement. Everybody was very
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: excited for you.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: And I'm still.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: I have something to recount, Okay, I would like to recount.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: It's just a recount recounting. Yeah, I have a therapy
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: memory that doesn't that you guys aren't in it yet.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you about it now that we'll be
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: a part of it. I like how this was. I was.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: I went down south this last week. We took a
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: little vacation down and saw family, okay, and I was
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: chatting with.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: We didn't make it the ar go to Arkansas. We
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: did not go to Arkansas. We went to Texas, Louisiana,
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: and Mississippi.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: There we go days. You might as well.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we crossed three states and four days, four nights,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: four nights, wow, five days okay.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: But yeah, So I we were down there, I saw
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: my parents and h I'm chatting with my dad and
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: he says, well, what do you have to do to
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: get ready to come down, because you know, we always
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: have to kind of like preload stuff and preload shows
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: and everything.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: I said, oh, you know, for this, because it's so quick,
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: we just had to do. We had to pre record
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: two ice cream socials and we had to record just
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: a single pod therapy.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I'll be back before we do another pod therapy. What's
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: that second one? Oh? Yeah, so pod therapy. It's a
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: therapy show, mental mental health care therapy show. Three therapists
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: and me, we do it.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: I love hearing him describe the show and me, but
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I was like, the people he knows that are like, what,
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: so what is your role?
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: But you have to remember at this point, I think
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I'm just reminding my dad what the show is. Yeah,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: so he'll go, oh that one, yes, And then I
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: realized that I've never mentioned pods. Well that's that's when
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: I realized it.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: He goes, how are you even doing that one?
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I laughed.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, several years, it's the one I
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: don't talk about.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Well, you know what, there's hippa hippo.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: He's in total fairness, My dad doesn't listen to any
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: other show that I'm on, so it's not as though
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: he's like just not listening to this one and listening
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: to all of my other contexts. So no, no, my
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: mom is probably listening to this show right now. Hi mom, Mom,
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: listens to therapy. I think Mom listens to everything that
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: I do. That's a good that's a that I'm on.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: If I guessed on a show she finds out about it,
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: I bet she'll listen to that show.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's sweet. Yeah, it's very sweet.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: That's how I would be too, like if my kids
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: are on the ship. My mom was our biggest fan
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: for a very long so she met us.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Mom used to come on the show like annually show. Yeah,
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: and Jacob and Nick took hern sleeping with her, which
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: started to fracture the friendship. So that's why she kept
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: showing And she just kept showing up because of that.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well proximity wise, because you guys are doing the
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: weird Eiffel Tower ship to my mom.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: But I didn't appreciate.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's weird about it. I thought we
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: weren't get to I thought we were doing a perfectly
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: normal life. Will say you know what they say when
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: and row.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Jim's mom, this show is off.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: The the show is raw two Dixon one.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: Christ My mom was the biggest fan of our show
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: for the longest time. Yeah, you know, she got a
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: she got she got promoted at work. Or something, and
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: she was like traveling and then like she stopped listening
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: to it. She was like always on the phone or whatever. So, yeah, I'm.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Gonna see her soon.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: She's gonna come in for Christmas, so I'll get to see.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Momo come Tracy, Jesus Christ.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: She'll be in town when we next record too.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: Is she coming?
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: She asked if she could be in the last twice
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: the show. Well, I know, that's why I tell her
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: she can't come over. I'm like, we're not it's a
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Jacob's house because I know where it is.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, yeah, how should I leave before you
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: get this?
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Mom?
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? No, We're gonna Jacob's home
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: in his home. Yeah, it's it's not a big deal.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Actual need to pick up some things.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: You got to the front door, you walk through the hallway,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: you make it. You make an immediate right into the bedroom.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: There you are, right. Yeah, the dogs don't even bargain
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: me anymore. I have a key. Myra said.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: One of her favorite moments from season eight, the intern
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: in the closet, that is the best.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: That's my favorite. Myra. I agree, because every times up
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: I crack up and like go yeah.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: To my knowledge.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: The intern has never listened to the show, is very
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: aware of the show. That was one of the things
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: I actually felt I needed to disclose. Like as we
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: were doing the pre get.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Your ass back in this closet, I just said, you
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: don't come out.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: So as as I was doing this, great, she's lovely. Yeah, no,
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: she's really a very talented thing.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Closet mister, this microphone into the closet.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: You can clean while you're in there. Please, It's just
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: a mess.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: It's just a.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Myra also said Jacob being offered cocaine in Portugal, but
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: not Whitney and Peter.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: I just watched somebody.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: No, I was not offered Whitney or Peter. There it is.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you, if you, if he hasn't.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: Cocaine Jacob and cocaine Jacob.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can make all this work.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: At the same time, Peter's Peter had been down, Peter's
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: had been injured literally minutes earlier.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: When he's like, wow, no, gotta get out of here.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: It was wild.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I'm literally drowning right now. No, no, honey, honey, we're
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: gonna see other people. Holysia is on the way.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: I don't know how we're going to get through this.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be rude. I've never just.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: Had someone and just blatantly like, buy cocaine and use
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: it on a little alleyway, very adorable, like Pinterest Instagram
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: esque alleyway. I'm like, this is adorable. And then the
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: guy just gives gives the money, and then I was like,
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: oh my god, seventy five year old dad. I was like,
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: this is fun.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Talk about this on the show.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm hearing this for the first time.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Maybe you weren't here. He missed one around this time.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Maybe I do.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: I don't think I described it in as much detail,
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: but yes, somebody there was.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Like somebody else had cocaine. That's all we got into it.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, someone had cocaine. But yeah, we're talking like, oh,
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: this is great. I look behind me. I'm like, there's
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: a guy just like going for it right in the alley.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: I was like, well, and I was like going around.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: So he's smart, but good for him. And I was like,
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: let's just keep walking. Guys, don't look back. I don't
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: want to end up in port.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Have you ever been offered drugs besides shake up? Besides
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: when we come here, every I have a.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Really good drug story.
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: There we go.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: This was in Cusco.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Jim drugs for the rest of this show. Dude, there
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: is a Patreon level?
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Is it in his dream?
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Pieces of Jim?
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Look in your drink real quick.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Probably the only way we're going to get him to
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: shave no ship we can track. We want to shave
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: him drug Jim hypnal. You're roofing me just to shave me.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: Wow, might be worth it.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Go on with your drug store.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, so uh same actually the same person who was
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: visiting in Arkansas. We have a lot of memories together.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: But her now ex husband at the time all sinking up.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I know whatever's about to happen.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: And makes You're in Cusco, prue, so you have to
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: We went and hiked to to machu Peach you. But
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: to do that you have to these are in Arkansas. Yeah, okay,
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna keep going.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're doing great.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: So we're in Peru.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Do you know nobody's given him drugs? Yeah? Real, not real?
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Maybe that would help, I mean, sneak me adderall. At
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: some point, I do want to know what that would help.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: If all of a sudden, I'll just be like, give
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: me that before we play Jeopardy.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Actually it's a good shot.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd focus, really, that would help. So, uh, we're
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: in Cusco and uh, my my friend's now ex husband
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: he smokes weed like every damn day. The poor guy.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Actually feel bad for him every day. He was introduced
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: to drugs at a young age and had a rough
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: time singing about it. But he quit the other hard drugs.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: He was smoking weed still, so I was very curious
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: how he was going to do on this trip, knowing
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: like you cannot bring weed on a I mean not
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: legally bring weed on a plane, like you don't want
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: to risk that, and you're just not going to smoke
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: for like a week, which he barely could go a day,
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: you know. Yeah, and this was this was twenty.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Six twitching on the plane.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: And so or maybe twenty eighteen. Anyway, So we get
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: there and we're like walking around Cusco, super cute fucking town.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: But this guy comes up and they call a weed moto. Okay,
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: so like moto moto. They're like trying to talk to you,
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: like we're like, oh, I think that's the word for weed.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: So he's like, I'm gonna buy this. So he's like
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: trying to buy this weet all secretive because you don't
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: want to get cocks. You don't want to end up
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: in Peruvian jail.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: That's not worth it. Wait, this is this is you're
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: out of the airport though, Yeah.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're we're in yeah the mountains and Cusco. Yeah
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: yeah so aport no no, non, the airport.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: We you.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: We flew into Lima and then took a little like
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: I think tuttle jumper into Cusco. So like, uh, we
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: meet up there. We meet for dinner or like lunch whatever.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: We're finding a meal, and so while we're walking around
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: the main square, some guy comes up. He's like moto moto,
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: so he tries to sell them. It's like all secretive
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: in this bathroom. So you can't like leave it out
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: and look at him vesty like drugs or how legit
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: is this. So he just takes it, gives them the money.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: You know where this is going. Gives them money, takes it.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: We get to our restaurant, they're like, I'm gonna go
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: in the bathroom and see it. So my friend goes
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: in the bathroom. She's like, y'all, this guy gave us
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: fucking grass i was like.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: What, it's actual grass.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: So then he takes the back looks, he goes, oh
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: my god, it's no. Let me see y'all. It's alfalfa,
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: alfalfa fucking grass, like so literal fucking grass. They paid
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: like eighty dollars for this. I was die, I die,
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: You're never going to find that guy again. He's like, fuck, yes,
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: I went in like and like, you know, they're scared, shipless.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Oh what did it feel like when you smoked it? Yeah? Did?
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: What was the alfalfa?
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: I don't smoke grass?
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: She graduated there, sir?
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I knew better. I will say later on.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: A couple of dere guys on the street the other day.
• 40:43
  Speaker 7: You did, Yes, recently, like two days ago.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: There's the guys. They were like, hey, we're here, we're
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: like representatives of the dare prog shut and they had
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: like like ship out where was this and they.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Were collecting money for something or another. Yeah, this happened
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: to me several years back, going into a Walmart. Yeah,
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: they were set up outside of Walmart.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, I know, I'm thinking of it might be
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: a scam. I don't know, are they selling cookies?
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: At least?
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I mean I would do cookies.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: I learned this on a little scam channel I watch
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: on YouTube that Dare was kind of like an MLM.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was. Did you share this with me?
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: I feel like you did something that like taught me
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: that it's an MLM or you were talking about it.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Somebody gave me this information and was like, yeah, these
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: are off two.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Cops years ago.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: Recently.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: So I was a kid.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: I told this story years ago on ice cream Social.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: But when I was a kid that like the you know,
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: they brought the Dare.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: Cop in elementary school.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I remember him. I was in like third grade.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I still remember this.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: I think it was fourth or fifth.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he comes in and he's going to your class
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: to class and he and he's doing the same spiel
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: per class. And then later on all the classes are
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: going to be together at the lunch room. We all
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: have like a big, big joint lunch room, and then
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: we all go by to our classes whatever. That's like
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: just how the school is set up. So he does
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: this whole thing, and the only part that I can
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: tell you about right now, and I'm sure it's not
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: really true, but the only part that I can tell
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: you about, for sure in my head is that he
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: told us about these hand signals that you should give
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: the cops, and signals were thumbs up. Yes, I like,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: it's all good over here, no problems over here, everything's
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: going great, and like the cop will give you that
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: thumbs up back now. And he was like, you know,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: he's trying to like set up the whole like, oh, yeah,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: it's cool cops, and yeah, like cops. You hang out
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: with the cops and.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Like putting part of the community and everything, which is
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: great and is how things should work.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Sure, I'm still gonna make fun of this.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because the other hand signal that he gave the
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: middle finger yes, and that was the signal that you
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: were never supposed to give the cops. He's giving this
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: as like the and make sure you don't do this.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: If you were thinking of flipping off a cop, kids,
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: don't do that.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: That's a big you give them the thumbs up.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: What you don't know is that they will interpret that incorrectly,
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: not the way you intend it.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: And he said, if you do that, that's you saying, hey,
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: I'm a criminal and you need to come and arrest me,
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: and they'll come and arrest you and that's and and
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: that's how people get arrested.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, Wow, So all those people that get beaten up
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: by cops, it's because they were flipping the correct and
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: that's just a misunderstanding.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: They were never they were never told this by officer
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: in nineteen eighty in Louisiana. So so fast forward to.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: The lunch room. Okay, after he has done this in
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: all of the classes throughout that morning, and now we
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: are all in the lunch room, and guess who comes
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: in to enjoy a free life on the taxpayers in
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: the school cafeteria law.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: After he's given all these after he's giving all these
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: little classes.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: The gruff the crime doll.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: And so here comes all McGruff walking in and all
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: the kids, like you know, it's third graders, and all
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: the kids cheer and everything, and everybody's doing cheers up,
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: and hey, there's macgruff over there.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I don't really, it's.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: Little Jacob did oh yeah, thumbs up.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Then a couple of people started doing the other one course,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: and then when they didn't get arrested and everybody and
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: those children were shut on sight.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: And then it was a room filled with a hundred
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: and third graders flipping off a cop.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, real story.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: This is no fucking way.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I'm so proud of I fucking.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: At the time, it was hilarious. Oh it's still hilarious.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna piss myself. Like I don't know the teachers
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: and everybody. I suppose they have like responsibilities that they're
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: supposed to keep decorum and whatever. But like the motherfuckers
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: that were their servant cafeteria.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Food, like living it up.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: They had to have just been cried like that. A
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: hundred kids just flipped off that cop.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love it. Cop. Not think this
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: is going to go back.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, Louisiana.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Teaching children, this person had clearly never interacted with a child,
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: because if you tell children don't flip off a cop
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: that is one hundred.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: You're going to get a kid killed.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: It's what you're doing, Like, that's just dumb of all
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: they that.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: You came to give.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: That was what you thought was a priority circumstance children.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: You see a police officer, go.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: I smell bacon, dumb dumb, dumb, dumb biler tea rights.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: This is loosely related to the question, but I just
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: listened to episode eighty four from August twenty nineteen, and
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Nick went on a huge rant about how people don't
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: know how to act in airports slash don't give a
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: shit about other people, Nick, and I just appreciate Nick's consistency.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Every time, every time I put my grocery card away,
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: I think Nick will be proud.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: That's what Byler said.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Byler said, I just want to say I appreciate Nick's
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: consistency over the last six years.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: I always about this. I'm not joking. I think about
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: this every day.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: So I hadn't I had to record a training that
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: goes out to uh. I'm not going to go into
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: the details because I don't want people to look it up.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: But I actually used TSA as an example.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: T is like, yeah, just with a tsagent.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Go on, all right.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: I was just no, like the like, Hey, if you're
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: going to do this, and you're going to go through
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: this process, you need to be prepared when you do it,
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: because when you're not, it's like going through TSA at
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: the airport. And when people aren't prepared to go through TSA,
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: it not only fucks them up, but fox up everybody.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Else in line. This is at the service ladies and gentlemen.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: Like as a millennial, and I have all my ships
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: together in the TSA just like good job. I'm like
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: living on a high for a week.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: That's when I go through TSA. I go to the
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: airport as I'm going, as I'm as I'm walking from
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: me my car to TSA pre check, I take off
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: my watch every way in my bag. So when I
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: walk through, the last thing I have to do is
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: show I show my I d as soon.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: As I'm done.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: You a ticket?
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: You he goes right in the bag. I walk up there,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: throw the bag and then walk right through.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: Do you also so that past do you put the
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: butt plug into the bag or.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: A Christmas tree?
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: It does not show up on the because it's not metallic,
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: because you got that.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: Okay, my bag got swiped like cold for having a candle.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: What we've been through this.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Remember that year that you guys gave candles for scoop
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Fest and thought it was dynamite. I was like, Oh,
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Nick's consistent hatred of humanity ranked pretty high. Builer T
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: also nominated naming Emma's horse was a really great memory
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: from this year, and then agreeing that Manu had to
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: take the runner up name to name her baby, which
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: is why her baby is named George Bush hates black horses.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, Yes, legally Christian name, don't it given.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: That's what we said that the listening which we were
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: all it was very nice and Mondho's baby a very
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: fun part of this year too. Jim's Jim's prediction and
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: advice not to panic over Trump winning. Did we go
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: on NPR this time that Trump won?
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Or was that last?
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: So?
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: I have a calendar up in our kitchen and I
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: almost posted it to Discord because you're on it now,
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: because that was like an n PR thing. We went
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: on Gym's on our on our family calendar PR.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, was that a year ago?
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: Last year? Last December?
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I think Jacob and I were busy. Yeah, Jacob on
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: n p R when NPR called me, I'm sorry. How
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: many times has Jacob talked about supple nineteen year olds?
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I think one extensive media trading. Yeah, as I'm trying
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: to calm the population.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was that was last year?
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that was a good, good bit. Currentipillar
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: remembers in episode through sixty nine, which I don't remember.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Jim saying the word tor tussy to describe a female turn.
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: I do not remember this either, that you could have
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: made that up, and I still believe you.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Jim, Oh yeah, I mean I do not remember this.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now. If he didn't say it,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: he wishes he does. I do.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: We also got a couple of love notes, and then
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: we'll end this segment. Milk Boy wrote in I just
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: found the podcast in the later half of this year,
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: and I just wanted you or I wanted to say
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: that you guys helped me through so much and and
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: help me through the process of getting therapy. Thanks for
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: the laughs from someone who actively struggles to build connections,
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: and thank you for having this community which I've really
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: connected to.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: That's awesome, man. That was the whole.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Purpose of the show, honestly, to teach people that if hey,
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: if these assholes can help me, anybody can you know.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: I think that means we don't have to do this anymore.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: I think that what we were going for mission accomplished.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Ye put up the billboard. We did it, baby.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: Matthew Cubick also wrote a nice little love note, said,
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: just a note for the four of you, what you
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: do has meant and continues to mean a lot. You've
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: provided a lot of comfort and laughs during a tough year.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Thank you. I love having What does you think we do? Yeah?
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: You know, a very odd PROTI Which are the things?
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Is it that I'm doing? It makes you feel so
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: much better?
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Which thing?
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Other things that were honorable mentions on the memories list, Uh,
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: there was scoop Fest of course, Naming the Pony came
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: a bunch of times. Save Peter campaign very very memorable.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Save Peter was an important one. We haven't made a
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: whole lot of progress.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, but we're getting the message out, but we're.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Actively we're not doing that.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: From there should be a.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Patreon number that if we hit that, we will get
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Peter the fuck out of this thing, or we take
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: him out for a good night.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: How about that, We'll say Peter for a night. It'll
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: be a lot of fun.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Like there's a Patriot by the week hit We're like,
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: we just give a hundred dollars bill to Peter.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah you.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: The closing of Show Creators was another memory gone good
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: run that we had there and the opening of s
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: J and the Ruckus Scenic Coy Pon Studios. Another really
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: fun memory. Nick's Get to Know a therap Producer.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Series The Patreons I Love.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: It Yeah, which ran last year and this year, but yeah,
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: a solid good run for about half of the year.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Patreon dot com slash therapy we posted a lot.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: It was awesome getting to meet all of the names
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: because some of them knew. A lot of them are
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: new through scoop Fast, but yeah, yeah, just meeting the
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: rest of them was kind of cool.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: That was really cool.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Jim's AI Therapy, Uh, was a good one. I've had
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: eight installments up there. This has been fun. Emma the
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: Interns Inside Out series another.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Really fun one. It has really been great.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: We've had a bunch of installments up there, so we
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: have had a hell of a year, a.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Lot of fun. And you know, it's it's so interesting.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: I was talking to somebody the other day and I
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: rarely talk about the show, but you know, here's a
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: person that you know. We're just chatting about different things,
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: talking about mental health, talking about podcasting, and Jim was
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: drunk and I was very drunk, and so I tried
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: to explain the show. And it's always the way that
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: I always explain the show is, I'll tell them, like,
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: you know, my buddy and I we used to work
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: at a rehab together and we're a couple of therapists,
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: male therapists, pretty rare in the world. And after work
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: sometimes we'd go to a bar. We'd get some drinks,
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: we'd watch football, and we're just regular dudes. Would give
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: each other a hard time or whatever. And you talk
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: to other people at the bar and they'd ask you,
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: what do you do for a living? Because we'd be
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: talking about life and our work. We tell them me
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: how you know, we're therapists, and that always opened up conversations.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: You know, people would get to know us and they'd
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: ask us questions like, you know, hey, man, really though,
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: can I ask you a question about this? Like my
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: teenager's doing this? Or this was going to my marriage?
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: Or do you know where I could find this or that?
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: And we would give them.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: By break, I'm not working, motherfucker, put some money in
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: the can.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: But you know, we'd give people feedback or whatever, keep
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: it light spirited. And then we'd go back to Josh
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: and around and goofing off and people really seem to
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: like that, and we'd get this feedback where people were like, Wow,
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: I thought therapists were like these pretentious, scholarly, you know people,
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: And that's what planted the idea.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: That's all I have another cocktail.
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll tell you I'm a job fourth martini.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: I real fucking pretentious, but that's what That's what started
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: the whole show. And I remember you and I just
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: kind of thinking, man, you know, we liked podcasts. You
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: and I would always talk about our favorite podcast together
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: over lunch, and we just thought, you know, all the
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: podcasts that we listened to, it's hard for us to
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: listen to mental health ones because if they were reputable
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: and credible, they were boring, and if they were entertaining,
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: they lacked, you know, the true information. They were just
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: something that you were listening to people be pro mental health,
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: but they were. They were also funny, and that was
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: what started the show. Is the idea that we could,
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: you know, let's start a conversation, bring our friendship into it,
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: kind of be off duty, answer real questions, be relatable.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Recruited Jacob, you know, through ICs after we got involved
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: with them, brought in a very strong comedy element, still
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: pro mental health, and also helped us be tethered to
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: you know, the normal, real day to day life conversation,
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: because so you know, sometimes we'd get in our in
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: our asses about our profession and we kind of drift
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: off to the right. Jacob he'd be up in their asses,
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: throwing that rope around us to say, hey, you just
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: said ten words that the average man doesn't know. Come
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: back over here and and you know, rejoin this normal
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: person conversation. And that brought us together. And Whitney, having
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: you on the show last couple of years be funny
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: if I literally threw a rope around I think they do.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: I think you metaphorically do. But bringing Whitney on I
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: think has been tremendous. I mean just it's been all perful.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Welcome.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the lunch next, Hey do you want to go
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: to lunch? As like, Nick never asked for lunch, So what.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: The Either he's trying to fuck me or this podcast
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: thing is happening has yet another reason why we really
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: very professional. And she felt very awkward in her neglige
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: in the middle of Applebee's with Peter just sitting there
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: in his chair.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Sitting at the bar watching them in the booth. So
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: what's going on with the hotel? The armed chair from
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: the hotel.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: Yes he wants to be comfortable. Yes, with the burn
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: marks from the cigarettes, the whole bit. But bringing Whitney
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: on the show has just been fabulous. People have loved
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: having Whitney. I think it's it's helped us. I think
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: even us out a little bit because our years and
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: years of the bro fest. Uh, you know, we needed
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: that feminine touch and Whitney You've been one in a
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: million to be a person who can deal with us.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Write down. It's so good.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: Anyone can do that with.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Oh man, what a unique project. But yeah, here, honestly,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: I honestly did not think she was gonna last.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, every week that she shows up again, I'm like, wow, Like.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: I'm so welcome, guys.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: I'm honestly a little surprised every time I'll see she's
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: still on the group chat. I'm always surprised when she
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: like enthusiastically replies the text like okay, I'll be there,
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh shit, okay, great, we haven't scared
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: her off yet.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: But here I am trying to explain to this person
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: what this podcast is, and it's it's always a mouthful.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: It's always hard to like get the idea crossed there.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: It is the Wookie garbles. But you know, I'm really
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: proud of this. You know, it's been such a fun journey,
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: and you know it A little personal note the so,
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: leading up to my fortieth birthday, my wife secretly sent
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: out a text thread that was like record a video
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: for Jim, and she got it to Nick through Eddie,
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: who apparently had your number. Because she didn't have your number.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: I was like, you don't have Nick's number, Like that's
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: I feel like you should have that, like that's an
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: important number.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Well, honestly, he's on.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: The So I printed out this whole thing, and I
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: printed out this whole instruction guide.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah he's changed my phone. Yeah, yeah, that's right. He's
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: not nicking my phone. I don't want to get caught.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: It just says, mom, why are you sending dick pics
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: to your mom again? Well, because she, you know, gives
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: me advice.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: She's seen it before. You're weird for asking.
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: It's not weird.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: I'm sick of you being so goddamn controlling in this relationship.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: I can't have a relationship with my mother.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: But uh no, my my wife sent the text through
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: Eddie and then Eddie kicked it over to Nick and
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: then Nick recorded a very nice video. But one of
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: the things you had said in the video was like,
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: you know, uh, yeah, we've been business partners now, you know,
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: for coming up on a decade, and it's just it's
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: a crazy project we've been a part of. And you know,
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: you said some very nice things, but just all of
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: the as we wrap up this eighth year.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: It was impressive. It was very nice.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: He literally recorded it outside of Jacob's house after we recorded.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I forgot his birthday was the next day.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: I'm like, looking at the video, I'm like, wait a minute,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: I just saw him light He's in his car. I
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: just saw him, Like what the fuck we came in.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: I heard we came into record, and I was like, oh,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: ship's right, it's his birthday.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: I gotta remember it, Like I gotta do this. I
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: got I got like six hours left. Yeah he's done.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But it was very very nice.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: But it reminded me, man, we've been doing this project
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: for a really long time, you know, and I always forget.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: I forget when whenever you use the phrase like business partners,
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: I always forget that this is a like it's not
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: a profitable business, technically a business hobby partners. Yeah, that's right,
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: and we've really violated I record lines a couple of times,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: according to the I r S.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Love the game.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: But no, it has been a really fun project. And
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: you know, I love working with you guys. I love
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: seeing all of you every single week. I appreciate that
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: you guys put up with me every single week. Thank
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: you for doing this project with us. It's been a
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: lot of fun. So Jacob, thank you for continuing to
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: put up with us. You're another one that.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: I kind of just keep waiting, and I keep waiting
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: for you to feel like, hey, I think I'm done.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: Get us the boy right.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, I love that you guys do this
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: and I think, you know, doing these little season finales
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: gives us a chance to, you know, just take a
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: beat to reflect on, Hey, here's why I do this project.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: And you know, for me personally, you know, this project
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: it'll never get us rich. It's so funny because so
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: many people who love this show have tried to approach
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: us and try to explain to us, like we're five,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: here's how you get more people to listen to the show.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: You should do Yeah, you've tried to explain this. Here's
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: I put this on YouTube.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Herece I do it.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: And it's so funny because Nick's less like this. But
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: I'm always really nervous because I'm like.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know, like, you know, I don't think I
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: want the thing to actually go viral, Like I don't
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: want people to actually see it.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Like I'm pretty comfortable with the community we think about it.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Was like, I don't ever want.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: It to get bigger. But you know, I love this show.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: I love this project for me personally, the reason I
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: keep doing it is, you know, honestly, at this point,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: it's the people on the discord, Like, it's the people.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: That we get to see it scoop fest.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: It's it's just because when you do a project like this,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: you don't get to see the faces of anybody who's
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: out there. But when they take that extra step, they
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: go to Patreon, they put a buck in the hat,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: they join the discord, they comment on the episodes, they
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: start a conversation with you, and then you know, they'll
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: they'll message you and be like, hey, but for real,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: this this project really means a lot to me. It's
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: very special to me, and I look forward to hearing
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: your voice every single week, and I look forward to
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: your friendships and like people that just join us and
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: seeing them in person in scoop Fest, and like the
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: way that ICs has allowed us to be a part
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: of that has just added such a dimension to this.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: It's hard to remember that this show that we record
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: in our Buddies Off actually reaches tens of thousands of
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: people around the world and it's part of those recording.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: So that's that's my why behind this. But you know,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: I thought we'd take a beat on on kind of
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: what is your why for doing pod.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Therapy and then we'll move on to gifts.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: Little movie video images aside from the aside from the fame,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: yeah of course, and all that place I was in,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: I mean I was I was walking through Low's today
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: because it's a Sunday, Yeah, of course.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: And that's what I do know.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: And I mean just the looks from everybody recorded and
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: all that.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: You have to laugh into the mic or otherwise people
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: don't know you're doing it when when they feel permission
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: when you laugh, it validates me because I'm like, maybe
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: he's not creepy. There's a woman one foot away from him.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: Who's who's like fine with us.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Also sit further away from I need you.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: It's a very long couch. I don't like to be
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: far from her. It was mine. Spoiler alert.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know this is it's for me. It's
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: just fun. Yeah, I enjoy it. Yeah, that's that's my
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: my big thing. I mean, it started off with a
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: really important message and that's gone now.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: So that.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: Still tell people to make sure they know where their
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: water shut off.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: Valve is honestly some of the best advice you've ever given.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably make sure you know where your water shine
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: is in your home.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: Our biggest uh yeah contribution I think to the world
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: is the water shut off.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: My brother just discovered that his home has a separate
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: water shut off valve, an additional one from the one
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: that he already knew about, and so we of course
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: celebrated the finding of an additional water shut off valve
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: as you should.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: I had a client every time a bell rings, I know,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: finds his wahut off.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: Who said their their hot water heater was like leaking
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: and they went to turn off their water like shut off,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: but it was it was piped wrong, like I don't know,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: trying to explain it's pipe rong, like to where the
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: input was out or something, and I was like, it's.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: One of the worst things you can do. Oh no,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: well that's.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: What I hear and if only I was thinking. But
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: I can't tell them.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: We're not good for mental health advice, but indoor plumbing.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: I feel like that's our strength.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: No, we've gotten some messages like the ones that we
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: had earlier about just people uh getting into therapy for
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: the first time.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: I'm always surprised. I'll never I mean, we're doing this
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: for eight years. We have had literally hundreds of people
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: who have written to us, either publicly on the reviews
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: or privately, to say this show actually mattered in my life.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: And if we get another one tomorrow.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: I will be shocked. Like I am always like wow.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: Really this episode specifically, I don't think so.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the season finales.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: They always yeah, this is always considered peaks the seasons.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Only Jacob cares.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: Everybody else is fine with it.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Only it's so dumb.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: I love that we influenced ICs to actually have seasons though,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: and it's like, what every thousand, Yeah, we did a
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: thousand episode seasons, each episode.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: Being three hours long.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, you're welcome three hours.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: Jacob, what is your why you've been putting up with
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: us for eight years now?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: The money, it's.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: It's the gold bars that we paid.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is purely the money.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: Whitney, same question.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'll send them.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: All right, So we're just buying our friends. I guess
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: that's this works.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: You know when people will come up at uh, I
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: mean at Scoop Best it happens and at other events
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: and and and what have you, and people say they
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: like the show and that it it means something to them.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: That's that's always uh so nice to hear.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: It's it's weird as as just a dumb comedian to
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: have people tell you that you're doing something that's nice
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: their life.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: And uh, and I'm happy to be able to do that.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: I'm happy to be able to help and bring this thing,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: uh to viewers and listeners and and all that kind
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: of stuff. So I mean, yeah, it's it's a nice thing.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: It's a nice thing for me to do. On another topic, Uh,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: a woman.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: Very recently who was arguing with me about something or other.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: It was not my wife.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: No no no no no no no no she knows
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: better than to argue that's simply not true.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, this is this is not this is
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: not anything that is important at all. This was this
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: was not an important interaction with anyone. This is just
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: a silly thing. But she was telling me how uh
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: she apparently I don't know, but she apparently works.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: In the in the midtal health profession. Okay, and so
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: she knows about the thing that we were talking about, which,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: by the way, we had nothing to do with mental health.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Okay. She had kind of steered the conversation to this.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: It was a perfectly nice conversation. It didn't matter, Okay,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: but I got I got to pull back and be like, well, actually,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: I know, a couple hours a week, I just talk
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: about mental health. Yeah, for eight years, bitch, I picked
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: up a couple of things.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: PhD among them, doctor doctor.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: I mean, ship you can get one in seven years.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: He's done this for eight So, I mean, that's honestly,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: what was that?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: What was the test that we did a few months ago?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: It was like it was one of your guys tests
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: that I just he was crushing it.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: That disgusted me. I'm still fucking furious about that.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: We almost up again. We almost found another studio to
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: go to. We should just leave, right. We can't do this.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: We need we need to know.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: This, re examine our lives.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: He's become too powerful. He shouldn't be able to do that.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: Oh bad, Well we love having you man. So Whitney,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: what is what is your Why? Why did you fucking
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: agree to this dumb ass project? And why do you
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: stick around?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: I know, refill mine. I'm just kidding.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: I'll take one if you're filling them up.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: No, I feel like Nick reaching out the first time
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: is because Jim was having like a mental.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: One of my menty bees, little menty.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: Bee, yeah, And I was like, oh, okay, Jim, Jim's
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: having a hard time. Okay, But he was like, do
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: you want to just come on for like, you know,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: see how it goes. I was like, can we just
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: have a few a few episodes?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: Remember the first one? She was too scared to talk,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: I was like, this is hard to interject because you
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: guys have a flow. You had like moved the whole
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: whole thing, and I'm trying to like time it and
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: judge it and not feel like, oh, I'm just interjecting
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: like an asshole or is it time? Like I don't know.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: The timing was a little tough. I felt like, y'all
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: are my people. I do love the dark, sarcastic humor,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: and I do feel like a lot of people mental
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: health and maybe that's just from working with juvenile sex offenders.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: We always say like, if you can't laugh at some
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: of this dark shit, like you're not gonna get through it.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: And so I don't mean that you always have to
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: laugh at that, Like there are some heavy things that
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: are that are discussed in mental health, but I think
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: you have to be able to take some things with
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: a grain of salt. Because even our clients come to
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: us sometimes and they're like, they're sharing with us really
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: dark thoughts. It doesn't mean they always mean it right,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: and you have to be able to judge that. And
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: so I think a podcast like this is really unique, honestly,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: and that's why I'm always pushing Jim to like expand,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: but it is it's hard to take that, and I
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: get it. I get a gym because you don't know,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: it could be it could be really greater, it could
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: be really scary.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: We're such an acquired taste, we're such an acquired taste and.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: To touch on something you said, because this is something
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: that I think is really important, which is like, as
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: a therapist, we hear some terrible shit.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: Last week, there's some dark shit.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and so and the thing, you know, for for
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: any listeners who don't know what this is, like, it's
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: we don't We're not making fun of or laughing at
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: the people or the situation.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: But what it is is.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: You have to find a way to find something humorous
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: in a dark situation in order, yeah, in order to yeah, exactly.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: It's a grounding thing to kind of come back to
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: reality and be like, Okay, there's a path through this.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: You find a way through this, but you have to
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: have something that shakes you.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: It's like validating, like I'm gonna validate you acknowledge this,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: and then like let's dig into the humor.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: Thing I think for me is almost kind of like
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: it's a it's the slap across the face that's just
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: kind of like okay, wake up, yeah, wake up, yeah,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: put this back in perspective. Yeah, let's wake up now,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: let's focus. All right, let's get back in.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: It's a reminder, this is a part of life. This
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: isn't life right, This isn't everything right. This is just
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: a part of what we're already doing. Yeah, it's a
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: shitty part today.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: Well after breaks that up, it makes it. It brings
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: you back to reality. That's like, this doesn't have to
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: be all all encompassing.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: But it is such a hard thing to pull off.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, the fact that this show jumps in and
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: out of humor and gives real practical advice relates a lot,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: normalizes things a lot, turns it around and gives people
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: like navigational advice about mental health and then ventures. To
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: be so bold is to give actual feedback that is real,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: in clinical and useful and like actually, you know, applicable
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: to people's situation.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, not tonight, but tonight.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: But you know, most of the time, I agree Jim,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: we're great, We're awesome. I just I will toot our
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: own horn, but I will say that we are.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: A very taste.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: Which is the thing that has always scared me to
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: like do more is I don't think that I've always
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: feared that we don't have mass appeal in that sense
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: that if you just put us on the street and
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: you let people bump into the show, they won't understand
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: the concept quickly, whereas people have taken the time to
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: listen to a couple of episodes gotten our vibe, then
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: they get to know us, and that's essential. You have
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: to know Jacob and then whenever he'll crack it an
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: appropriate joke, then you're like, Okay, I know that guy.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: That's his bit.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: It's funny because he's actually sincerely a good man and like,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: but he's playing on this concept or he's adding voice
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: to this part of the joke. Humor is so difficult
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: for people to get like. It's such a multi layered
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: complex thing. So we're finding out today that the only
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: reason Jim doesn't want the show to go bigger is
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: because he is scared that his people will see me.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, Jim is ashamed of me.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: And all your drops of me and nineteen year olds
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: and Dixon people.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not gonna be good for me. At
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: least twenty percent of that.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: I think the other fifty percent is, you know, Machu
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: Picchu being in Arkansas.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: There's a little worried about that.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: There's things that can come back to Biden being honest,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: These these are bad things.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: But for all of you that support the show. You
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: are the reason that we do it. We are not
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: a huge show. I doubt we ever will be. Maybe
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: one day I'll have the bravery to take the steps
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: that allow people to find us. But those of you
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: who listen to our show, that have gone to patreon
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: dot com slash therapy and you've made your presence known,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: that is so powerful for us. Like we're we're on
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: this stage and we're broadcasting this message to this dark room,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: and when people like turn on their little light so
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: we can see them out in the distance, it suddenly
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: makes us feel not alone, and it gives us this
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: perspective that, oh what I do matters these there are
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: people listening to this. This is not pointless. I'm not
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: just you know, sitting here indulging myself that it makes
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: a difference. Yeah, that's my perception. But those of you
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: who have who have joined us, who have made this
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: you know, a project worth doing. That is why it
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: has been here for eight years. It's because so many
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: of you have joined us, and especially in this last year.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: One of the big things that change in twenty twenty
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: five was we finally figured out how to allow people
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: to just activate an annual membership with the show at Patreon,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: and that's been really cool because as soon as we
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: figured that out, so many people it was me, Dick,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: you don't even know how to log into the Patreon
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: or actually you do, but only to get membership.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm still trying to close the store. I
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: don't even I don't know who the fucking off button. Everyone,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: you haven't figured it out. Jacob is losing right here.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: I've never seen employ from my Oh I've done.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: He left us. We don't know how to push the
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: button anyway.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: Before we take our break, I just want to thank
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: you all of you who have just made yourselves part
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: of our community at any giving level. It honestly is
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: what not just makes this show possible, but but also
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: gives us a why, gives us a reason to do it.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: Nobody wants to show up every week and you know,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: apply their craft if you don't think anybody gets anything
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: from it. There's a lot of podcasts that suffer for
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: years with no audience, and we're so blessed to have one.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: O Jim, I see and hear a lot of podcasts
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: out there that don't seem to be concerned with their audience.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: Enjoining them at all. That's probably true.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I agree with you that so many.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: I think it's a very common thing.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: So if you are out there and you listen to us,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: people are hear this. If you listen to us on
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: the Thursday feed and you've been with us for a while,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: and you know you look forward to your Thursdays, you
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: look forward to this hour and a half two hour
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: conversation and you appreciate it, you get it, you dial
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: into this vibe, you understand it. We would love for
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: you to be a bigger part of us. And if
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: you know, as we step into season nine, if you
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: would go to patreon dot com slash therapy, if you'd
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: sign up, do the annual membership. It's twelve bucks for
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: the year, set up at the dollar if you really
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: want to give it a whirl. There's a lot of
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: you there. It is the PSA. There's a lot of
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: you who are on the free membership at patreon dot
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: com slash therapy. It'd be great to see you kick
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: over to the real side, join the Patreon, join the discord.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: That means the world to us. So at the end
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: of the day, it's the people that have actually shown themselves,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: the part of the community. That's what makes it real
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: for us.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: There it is I hate because I don't want to
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: encourage it. But he's really good at it. Why is
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: it always that, what about like ave Maria or something.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: Well, No, that's his bit is that we're drumming up
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: the war effort, right, that's the bit. The bit is
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: that we're going around wah.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: A.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: Maria doesn't quite inspire. That's how the French army always
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: went to war. That's right. Yeah, And.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: Anyway, for those of you who do sponsor the show
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: at that their producer level and higher, our victories are
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: your victories. Every letter we get where people think us
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: and say, hey man, this project a lot. They are
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: thinking you because fundamentally you are the ones that put
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: gas in the tank, that make this show continue to
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: go forward and get the mileage.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: So thank you.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: We are going to take a quick break and when
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: we come back, we are doing our Christmas gift exchange,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: which I'm pretty excited.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think you guys are gonna like the ones
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  Speaker 3: on the main feed, it's already plugged in.
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  Speaker 1: There starts first week of January.
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  Speaker 3: I forgot to put it in the Patreon, but luckily
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: we have an entire discord of people who are used
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: to me not doing things. I saw that they immediately
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: posted it in the Hilarious. Specifically, Myra was like, and
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: here's the link. Jim said he was going to put
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: in and did not do.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Bra because then she also she's on it
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: is on it, it goes out on air, she immediately
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: like fact checks us and then she's like, yeah, one
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: should not.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: Every therap producer actually takes the producer part seriously.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: Myra, it takes it seriously. I was like, nope, I
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• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. Yeah, I love those producers. I'll want
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  Speaker 3: I know here, you want it fixed, you do it,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: so check that out for sure. It is going to
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: be a good year. Man, get helped, get started. So
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: it's Christmas time, friends, and I got you a little something.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: I got your little something. So I don't know, I
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: don't know how to wrap gifts. So this year I
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: bought these really cool Christmas wrapped bags that are just
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: basically Christmas wrapping and then there's like you just pull
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: this like like tie and then it's a bow and
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: then you got your little thing.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: So this is how I'm getting around it this year.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: So Nick, you can open yours first. Go, okay, Christmas
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: bag action. I'll just pass the best audio part of
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: the show throwing every well, well, Nick is opening his bag.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: What did you pour me, Jacob? This one is delicious?
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: What drink is this?
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: Okay? Poison? It tastes like that rap boice. Wait, hold on,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: you two shouldn't open yours yet.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: I got just wanted to be opening so I can
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: get into it quickly.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: This is a gentleman who knows no.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, I suppose anything is if you're braving? What
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: is this?
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: This is a Reef sport Reef friendly mineral sunscreen. It
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: feels empty, that's what it looks like. It's actually a
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: flask to take with you golfing. Oh yes, yes, so
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: this is a secret flask designed to look like sunscreene Oh,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: here she's brought fudge.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, budge? Oh my goodness, one of.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: Chocolate?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah? Oh I don't know. There's that one slice
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: in half. Grabbing half of that. Just use your fingers, girl,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: your hands are cleaner in ours.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: Grandmother.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, I got some Sea's candies. Thank you, sj Oh,
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: that's delicious. There you go.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: Fudge also notoriously great for podcasting, always good, always good
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: when people are munching down on fudge.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you. That's a flask that's really cool. So you
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: can just click this on my golf bag. Yeah.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: I think that that will when they go to the
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: pools in the summer too.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: What.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: Oh that's so smart. Oh that's so.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: Smart because the cocktails are my sunscreen.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is very thoughtful. Now I feel bad.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I don't know is mine that?
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 4: Because I want to?
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: Can't you just drink at the golf course?
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: Though?
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: Do you need a flask?
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: They want you to have alcohol, but it's expensive alcohol,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: so I'm saving you some money, right.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, that's that's the thing is people try to
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: smuggle in there.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 8: Ah, hold on, I have a good question on this
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 8: deal with the cart girls, because yeah, there's a girl
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 8: it's like a friend of a friend that I fall
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 8: on Instagram and she just poshing like a bunch of
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 8: twenties one hundreds whatever.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: They get paid. I meant, well, yeah, they do very well.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: Yes, Oh you got a bunch of middle aged drunk dudes,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: white dudes. Yeah, out there, drunk white dudes just trying
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: to make conversation.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: Oh there's a whole like Kurt girl callulture thing. Oh yeah,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: a lot of them.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they go on Instagram, you know them in a
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: lot of them very attractive, and then the guys are
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: all thinking like, oh, yes.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: I really like and then they're telling them how they're shooting.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: I just.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: Think that they are rich enough to pull the cart guard.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, is the funniest guys.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, yeah, because that guy six figures.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: So I used to be a caddy. I used to
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: be a caddie at a golf course. I've still never
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: played golf. I was not a very effective caddy. But
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: the the cart girls crushed it, right, They made more
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: than everybody else.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: It wasn't even close.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: And all they did is just drive up, serve a
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: couple of beers, like, just flirt a little bit, chat
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: them up.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: That's why they don't like. I get the sense that
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: they don't like working our tournaments because in the league
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: I play in, because you guys are serious, yeah, and
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: it's a pretty competitive lead and trying to drink. We're
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: trying to win money. Yeah, you're not drink, and so yeah,
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: there's not a whole lot of guys that drink.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: They show up like can it get your beer Red Bull? Please? Yeah?
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: Like I need coffee, yeah, coffee fifty here.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: There's a change. Always don't worry.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, always always tip the tax.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: All right, Merry Christmas, buddy. Let's move on to Jacob. Jacob,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: see what you got Christmas? Got a Sanda bag here,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: and it is it's a It is also a flask,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: Yes it is. But mine is not disguised as some sunscreen.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: Is Mine is disguised. This will be this will actually
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: be really good. I use these all the time. It's
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: an ankle monitor.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, solid. You know he'll wear it. You know, he'll
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: wear it. He'll wear it absent the next time he goes.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 4: Here's the thing of its plastic. You'll get through any
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 4: metal detect right looking at your ankle.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean a guy's already walking around with an
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: ankle break. He's got an ankle monitor. You know, like
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: clearly he's on probation. You're not asking questions if he,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: you know, seems a little off, You're.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Like, well, I'm not trying to make eye contact with
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: that guy. Anyway.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: He's got like a beeping fucking bracelet.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: That's a good question.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a it's a Jacob is opening the box
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: and he is getting this bitch out right now, and
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: uh oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, you got to funnel
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: it in because it's a tight squeeze. A dog just
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: walked dog walked in. Yeah, we got to narrate what
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: Whitney fucking.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: Does on me. Hello, buddy Jesus.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: It just looks like, oh, yeah, that is just an
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: ankle monitor.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: But yeah, let's ankle.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: That just goes right on the ankle and then you know,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: you just rip that bitch off. Yep, it slides off.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: You take those hits and then you slide it right
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: back on and nobody's the wiser.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: It all works out. Yeah, so that you could fit
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: a good amount in that one. I think that would
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: be good. Don't give chocolate to the dogs. So Whitney,
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: open your gift.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 4: I wonder what mine's going to be.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: That's not what you think. Damn, there is some good fun.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: Pink Santa? Why did I get pink?
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: She's about to use two hands open, So now we're
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: all going to narrave as Whitney is using two hands.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: She's untying the bow of the Pink Santa packaging that
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: I have given her, and she is slowly working up. Yeah,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: you should have opened it earlier. She's talking in the distance.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: Professional. There you go, Now pick up the mic. There
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: you go. Oh yeah, that thing is really tight. There
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: it is, it's a tight fit. Grab the mic.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 4: I'm going to take a picture before I hold on.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: Let me get my picture for the discord. Excellent, Han,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: Lily back there.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: So these are tampon flask. So this way for next.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: Time when I go to the concert and bring my
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: twelve pack of tampon. Right, you know, Jim, we used twelve.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: I assume you bring them all with you. I mean
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know how one night, yep.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: And so you've got them all with you there and
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: you can just fill each of them up.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, were legit good for cruises. I mean, honestly, nobody
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: is cruises.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: Don't they put your bag through that little scanner?
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 5: Though?
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: Oh they might, they might, but nobody is stopping you.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: You go to a club and a girl has tampons
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: in her purse, and she walks in with her purse,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: got some tampons, and.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: There you're like, I'm good, I don't need any I'm
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: sorry I even look.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: Oh guy, we have no idea what the ship does.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: I don't want to know. Okay, there you go.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: I also remember Jim doesn't know there it is little
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: vials like a tampon.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: Y is that what tampon's look like? Don't they look
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: like last files? There's there's things in there. There's like
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: paper products in the box. You're supposed to wrap them.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: It's a vial that you wrap in a tampon wrapper.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're there. You go. See, it's a whole thing.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: So there you go.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: I hope you all enjoy twenty twenty six getting drunk
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: secretly alcohol.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: Is and nobody, nobody will stop you.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: Lady.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: There you go, all right, let's see here.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, look at these wrappers.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: There you go, see and you get drunk on the rag. See,
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: put a bloody mary in there.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: I am going to put a bloody man.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: You should put a bloody, bloody Whitney in there.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 4: There's a pink whitney. Have you heard of those pink
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 4: whitney No, there's not. There's an alcoholic beverage called pink whitney.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's Disgusting's so my gifts sadly had
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: not come.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm sending you pictures. I'm just going to
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: put them in.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: The group chat. Okay, Yeah, they're themed. So this is
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: your penis.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: You're all going to get that's that's.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: Being shipped in from China.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: That's not the good chat es actually are shipped in
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: from China. Okay, this is an Instagram commercial. Oh no,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, but I don't think there's ever going to arrive.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: I think you got so here's he'll send.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: Here's the name.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: Here's the name. It's the name of the company. Is
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: make me surprise, making me surprised, not make me a
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: surprise surprise.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: Whatever this is, I mean, whatever this is. Jacobs is first, This.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: Is fantastic sending that over, make me surprise a picture
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: of Oh these are great pajama pants.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: Kimo Kim jong Un. Yes, it is dear leader.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: Kim Jong Un on these very clearly pink pajama pants.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: Confused with International superstar star Pi.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: Yes, which is who Whitney thought it was, because she's
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 3: a racist, just a race.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: Whitney's in yours right now.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: It's weird that China makes these. I feel like China
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: are they making them ironically?
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 4: I can't wait.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, these are fantastic. We're definitely getting.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: So.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: Whitney's got white top end bottom with big old red hearts.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 4: And Vladimir Peter's gonna love.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: This is finally when he's pajama tops and bottoms with hearts,
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: that's sexy. And you got to where the is I
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: can't wear these? Girl, that's an Instagram.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: We're all going to be wearing these.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: Yes, well these.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: Are Yeah, that's a whole nother.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: Pieces of Putin all over your clothes in heart.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: So we're doing dictators.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: So Jacob Kim jong UoN, we got Vladimir Putin.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, my god, anyone want to guess?
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Jacob, go ahead, black pajama pants with
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: red hearts, with with bright red hearts.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: In cursive writing. I believe signature. Actually, I believe it's
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: the signature.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: Actually, And I'm gonna tell you right now, everybody who
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: is thinking it's political, it's not Trump.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: It's not Trump. It's not Trump's not Trump. No, no, no,
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: it's just not. It's just somebody. It's somebody who touched
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: a great many people.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: Many God, how old are these people?
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: That doesn't matter?
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, I mean a supple nineteen year old for this individual.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: Would be too old.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: A lot of Jim gets the Jeffrey Epstein pajama bi God,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: where I do like the cursive Jeffrey yes, it might
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: actually be Jeffrey Epstein's signature on the pants. Dude, Oh
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: my god, it is that is that's from the Epstein files.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 4: Hearts that get me.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is this is the one that
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: I thought for sure the company was going to reach
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: out and we can't really.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 4: Nick ordered extra extra largenies and they're going to be
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 4: too small.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, because a China.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh Jacob, little little we got a
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: little little black bag here.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna need that bag back. I can use
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: that bag.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, we got ourselves a pink.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: I thought you could use.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: This during your during your therapy sessions with your clients.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: So it's a very nice insulated cup straw, very nice
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: insolated cup and it says blah blah blah, yes, yes,
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: very solid, very solid, sir.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: Thank you. I love it. I love it.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine if I just slowly pulled that up
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: and just took a sip of that?
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. I also have to have the bag
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: back of this, because again I did awfully big bag.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: That's a big here.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: I also have a whole shelf in my garage of
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 3: just gift bags that just get recycled.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: I have two things for Nick here I found uh yeah, okay,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: you do that one first.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, So we got a water bottle Adidas, Thank you.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: It's a very nice Adidas for the.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: Right. It's a nice looking little insulated water bottle.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: The theme you know, Jim got take a picture of
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: you with your bottle, the coup de gras.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: And then but look at what I got for Nick here.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: The Boy Scout handbook. Oh there you go, nineteen.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: That's the Lord.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: Shop last week. I mean it was like six bucks.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, but it was. And it has like multiple kids.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: That sign over the years at all.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: So it's a legit from the fifties.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: So now, yeah, the Scout master of our troop is
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: like a lifelong Scout and he's like a huge collector
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: of Scout memorabilia.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: I might want to borrow that and let him look borrow.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: I'll give you ten release it.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: That is really cool, man, that's like a legit, old school.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: It's really really cool.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: I did go a little overboard on Whitney. O my god,
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: what the hell alight? Hold on, I'm gonna get a
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: figure of this. Oh my god. Treated differently than the
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: rest of us.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: Know, don't say I was joking.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I think she gets treated differently because
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: I'm an a cup.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: It's this top shelf and the Scout book. Okay, if
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: you look inside of your of your bottles, Oh what.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 3: Whoa, there's four there's a reveal. I am unscrewing my
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 3: blah blah blah finger, what severed hand?
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I've got a pink what we all
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: got dish rags towels?
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: Mine's got to cross and just as blessed love it?
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 4: Like it?
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: I love it. This is funny.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 2: The reason I gave Nick the one that just says
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: blessed that it has like a nice little edge you
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: got and everything. It has a simple cross on it
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: and says blessed on it. I gave that to Nick
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: because I know Nick, and I know that because someone gave.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: It to him. But it is a nice dish towel.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: Will use it, use it absolutely. It's a housewarming.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 3: So mine has got pink hearts all over it. It's
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 3: a it's a lovely and what is yours?
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: Witness Nick and Whitney got for some reason, they had
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: some Valentines they stuff out feel yours, yours soft soft,
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 2: rub that one on your face and oh yeah, let
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: me so, let me get it in there.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it's so soft. Oh yeah, picture interesting. Yeah,
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: I like that. I like that.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: Just oh man, that's the one. That's the one you
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: rubbed the chicken pox. Yeah, wait a minute, it smells
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: like smallpox.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: God damn it. Oh my godness. That is a picture
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: of Jacob uh using the top using.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: I was like, why does he We will be posting
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: all these pictures to our discord that one, except except
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: the one Jacob's actual dick all over this claw knew it,
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: knew it felt familiars one.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we will be posting photos of all this
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: at our discord patroon dot com slash therapy. Every time
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: there's a new episode, we always started a new thread or.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: One of the fans. That's usually justin because he's up early.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: It's gonna I'm gonna use this. I'm gonna have this
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 2: out when I do a Christian movie now.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: I did look for three just just uh non non
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 2: ironically Christian dish towels after finding that one, and I
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 2: could not find any others. That's what I make do
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 2: with the Valentines and display that is for some reason
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: up in December.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: This is the persecution that Christians endure. Okay, the fact
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: that you could only find one, you know, I thought
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: this was America.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Regardless of the fact that the money I
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: used to pay for that's right. Blah blah blah.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 2: God can that would be so funny?
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: Please make that noise again. This is great and also
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: it's a very nice. It's also so I know that
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: Jim will use.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: It when you're doing the motion of sucking out of this.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 2: If you could please cradle the balls. That just really
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 2: helps with the visual. Thank you, Jacob.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: This is very nice.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 4: Goodness, Wow, great guests.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: Wow, these are these are a lot of fun. I
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 2: always love our annual traditions.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: Whitney's turn.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 4: Here we go, I have a turn.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: God, this fudge is so good. Oh my god, so good.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: It's gone. One of my fantasy football buddies sent a
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: surprise package of fudge. Oh wow, having fudge. Oh here
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: we go, got the whole.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 3: Got a ho ho Christmas bag with the little.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, one gold bar christ Yes, Oh what is it? Yes?
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 4: I got heavy, it's done.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: We know him so well.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 4: We got what.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: Scotch Yes, and then we go, yeah, the painter brand.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 2: That's a good brand of painterstake because we're still painting electrical.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: Nice. Oh man, you're electrical tape.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 4: That's the only one there. I was like, where's the
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 4: tape guy?
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 4: You were like I was clos today.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 2: I was like me too, I'll tell you what painters tape.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 2: There's some cheap ship out there. The fe this is good. Yeah,
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: I was using some stuff the other day. I was like,
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 2: I was swearing paint very nice. He's still paying off
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: the last paint jobs right.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 3: On pat plan also a paint job very sexy. You
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 3: know it sounds it sounds good. Honestly, I try paint.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 3: You try a paint job. Why not paint job?
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: I like that. Okay.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 4: I have a very bear.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 3: I have a merry polar bear rocking two different candy canes.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: It's a green bag.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 2: I've got red wrapping paper inside, and there is some
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 2: kind of frame photo there. It is It is a certificate.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: This is the certify Jesus Christ.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: This is fuck you.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: It's an actual certificate with my photo in the center.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: It's my certificate with my photo in the center. And
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: it says this is to certify that James job And
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: has completed two out of forty forty tasks has participated
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: participation trophy.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: Bitch. Okay, okay, I'm gonna take a picture of the ship. Okay.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: Oh it's so good. Ship, so good. We're going to
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: the quiz here in a second.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: If if oh, Jim is in fourth place on the quiz,
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 2: if Jim loses a quiz dead last, he has to
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: hang that where he used to have his doctorate.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: Oh oh my god in the background of my zoomyah,
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: thank you with me. This is lovely.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 4: This is absolutely and it's not even ironic. It's for
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 4: just a door Dash gift card because I love you.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 4: There you go, because I love you so much so
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 4: you told me how much used door Dash. I still
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 4: like use them one time in my life. But I'm like,
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 4: you know what Jacob he does. He will use the
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 4: doors because they've opened up.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: Thank you, very nice, Thank you.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 4: We don't go to the bar after. That's part of it.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: There you go. That's how you pick up a tab.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 3: So on this this door dash thing, it reminded me
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 3: of Jacob's story about tipping, and I want to tell
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 3: you guys a story about Red Lobster because it brought
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 3: up Jacob because like, after this Red Lobster thing, I
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 3: told Jacob's story and I was like, Jacob has a
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 3: goddamn point. So we go to Red Lobster's a family
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: never happens. Well, okay, there's actually.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 1: Two different things that happened that are related to this.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 3: But so my in laws come into town and they're like, Hey,
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 3: we're gonna go to the Gallery and mall and I'm like, oh,
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 3: you know what, nobody ever goes the mall. It is
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 3: and so it's like, you know what, let's go to
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 3: the mall.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: There's a whole vibe.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 3: It's Christmas Eve, and we used to do this all
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 3: the time before Amazon, Like we used every Christmas whole family. Dude,
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 3: Like twenty five percent of that place is closed.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: It is all all are it is dead? Oh so bad?
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: Go ahead and drive out to to Prim.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 9: Oh all in Prim there's like nothing there, there's nothing left,
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 9: and like you can just go like it's it's a museum,
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 9: oh like things from the Passion.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 2: And you just walk through there.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 3: So the gallery in mall twenty percent of closed. We're
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 3: walking around, we're still in a good time or whatever,
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: and we're gonna go to the Red Robin. And my
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 3: mother in law she's like, oh, we should you know,
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 3: I want to go to Red Lobster. Oh, And she
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 3: and I are the only ones who like seafood. Everybody
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 3: else is like, fuck, I don't want to go to
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 3: Red Lobster. And so I'm like, I'll do whatever you
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 3: guys want to do. My mother in law is like, no,
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 3: we're fucking doing this. We're going to Red lobs. I'm
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 3: never near a Red Lobster.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: This is happening.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 3: So she rallies the troops. She brings us all the
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 3: Red Lobster. We get there and it's dude, this is
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 3: the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me at a restaurant.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: It was so strange.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: So we order our food.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 3: Everybody's chill. We get the Cheddar biscuits, always a solid
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 3: move at the Red Lobster. Love me some chatter biscuits.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 1: So we're chilling. We're getting Cheddar biscuits.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 3: It's about forty five minutes later after we've ordered, it's like, man,
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 3: it's starting to be a while here.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 4: You're like, we should look for a wager a waitress
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 4: and then you never see them and you're like, another fifty.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 1: What's going on?
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 3: So I'm like this is taken forever. So the waiter
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 3: we can kind of wave them down. How long did
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 3: you about forty five minutes after ordering? So we've gotten there,
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 3: We've gotten our cheddar biscuits. We're about forty five to
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 3: an hour. It's it's bumping up to an hour now
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: after ordering. It's like this is starting to get a
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 3: little long, like it's late at night, come on much
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 3: longer to The place is empty, by the way, Red
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 3: Lobster is empty. But they put us like we had
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 3: a big parties. They put us far away.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 1: Minutes I'm going, like, what's going on? We're doing?
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So they put us far away and it's an
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 3: empty building, but like we had a big parties. They
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 3: put us really far and like they barely check on us.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 3: So then the waiter comes out and he's like, how's
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: it going, guys? Can I get you some some drinks?
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, what's going on? And he goes, oh yeah,
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 3: let me go check on that. So then okay, he
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 3: comes out, he's got a couple of our plates, got
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 3: my meal and I think my son's meal and he
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 3: puts them down. He's like, hey, be careful with those
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 3: those bowls, those plates, they're really hot. No, you know
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 3: where this is going. And I'm like, I was a
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 3: waiter for a little while, explained to Whitney. So when
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 3: when they're like, why would the bowl be hot, it
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 3: came out of the oven, like you to.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: So Whitney's from Texas.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: Ye, if you go to a Mexican restaurant in Texas,
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: they bring you the plates out and they say, watch out,
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 2: it's a hot plates hot because they put it's a fata,
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 2: they put a sizzling fucking skill starting.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 3: And putting the plate in the oven. Nope, it's under
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 3: the heat lamp. So whenever, So mine was pasta. I
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: just had pasta with crab. My son had a steak
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 3: and lobster. And the plates should not be hot.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 2: The only reason the plates would be hot is if
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 2: they sat under heat lamp for a long time. So
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 2: we know that they've been sitting there for a while
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 2: because this thing is boiling, so like what the fuck?
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: And then my pasta is like congealed because it's like
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: it's like an alfredo.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 4: I was already gonna say, I you had, and.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 3: I'm looking at it. It's like clearly congealed, and I'm like, oh,
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 3: this is shady. So then the waiter goes back to
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 3: get the rest. The manager comes out and he says, already.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 1: Three I was.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 3: I was carrying out three of your meals just now
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 3: and I dropped them all and they're all destroyed silently.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm like, the fuck you did?
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 2: Like this place is empty and we're sitting relatively close
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 2: to the kitchen, and he says, I was carrying a tray,
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 2: like weird that the manager needed to bring this to us.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: There's nobody here. This waiter could have done it. He
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 3: brought us the first flight and then you can't what
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 3: the fuck? And he's like, yep, I'm responsible.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 1: I did this.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: I dropped three meals all at once. We're gonna have
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 3: to remake those, and I'm like, what the fuck. So
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 3: like then it like thirty minutes later the rest comes yeah,
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 3: so like half and half. So then the question comes
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 3: up of like should we so the meal's ruined, mine's
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 3: under the heat lamps. It's ridiculous. The other half of
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 3: our tables like getting their food, Like thirty minutes later.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 3: The whole event is taking two and a half hours.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 3: We've got some elders with us who are like about
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 3: to pass out there, like we're done with this. Then
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 3: it comes time to tip, and then I'm looking at
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 3: this thing and I'm like, fuck this guy, and others
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 3: in the table are like, yo, it's not his fault,
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 3: and I was like.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 1: No, it is his fault. It is I think it is.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 3: My theory of the case is he didn't type in
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 3: the right meals, it didn't get made, happened, something happened,
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 3: and he asked the manager to come in and bite
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 3: the bullet to save his tip.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 1: That's my theory. So I tipped this dude like.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 2: My angry nick's going to be you know, I'm not
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 2: going to make any of you happy, because Jacob's gonna
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 2: be like that's way too much. When He's probably also
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 2: gonna be like that's way too much, and it's gonna
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: be like, oh geez, but he's got a family.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think my angry tip is? Oh,
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like I think it was fifteen. Yeah,
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 1: it was sixteen. That was my angry tip. I'm my
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 1: daughters are you're not going to tip him at all.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, you know, it's the holidays. I mean,
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 3: I've seen some pretty scary movies about it, snubbing people
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 3: are on the holidays to.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 4: Ten and be like, just tell me the truth, ye
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 4: tell me the truth. I forgot to put your order in.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah I would. I don't know.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 1: I don't. I'd be pretty angry.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 2: Either.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 1: Come out and here's what I want you to tell me,
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 1: because I want you to come out and I want
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 1: to say, hey, I forgot to put the order in.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 1: I fucked that up.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 1: Two options. Do you want me to still put the
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 1: orderingcuse don't put it in right now and I will
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 1: put a rush on it and we'll get it out
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 1: as fast as we can. Or appetizer or do you
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 1: want to like do something else right?
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 4: I mean, I give them the option, like, do you
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 4: want to go somewhere else? You want to go to McDonald's.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 1: Do you want to go away? Do you want me
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 1: to just bring out a couple of appetizers and you
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 1: guys can share those appetizers and do it that way
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 1: instead of having If you want me to put it
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 1: in now, it'll be ready in fifteen minutes, and yeah,
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 1: that's it. But come out and give me the heads up.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 4: Somebody who forgot to put the order in is a
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 4: new person and you need to just own that ship
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 4: as someone who has weighted tables. You need to just
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 4: go out and do that.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 1: Yeeah.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my opinion.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 1: So sixteen was furious tip. I mean yeah, because the
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 1: thing that bothers me is the obvious lie. The lie. Yeah,
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 1: I drop a whole tray of meals, Like we didn't
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 1: hear a word. As I'm playing this.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 2: Through and I'm imagining myself in this situation. As the
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 2: manager walks away, I get it from the table, I
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 2: chase him down. Yeah, and just hey, just between us,
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 2: just tell me what happened to me and you, because
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 2: I'm not stupid.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 1: Come, this is dumb. This is really dumb.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no clatter, It didn't make any sense. So yeah,
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 3: but it definitely brought me back to Jacob's story about tipping,
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 3: because I was like, you know what, it's all very relevant.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, are you talking about just like getting like
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 1: deliveries and stuff.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 3: So the day before Friday, I ordered pizza. They forgot
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 3: half my order. The guy had to go back and
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 3: get it.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 1: And it was one of those moments where.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 4: I had already delivered.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 1: I go pick what do you go?
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 4: Pick it up?
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 1: Pick up? Very lady, what is wrong with you?
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 4: I had twice in the last five years.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 1: I l a place. Well, that's fucking yeah. The rest
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 1: of us don't live in a pizza place.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 4: You desert.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 1: So that's Whitney lives in a pizza hut, a pizza slash.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 4: Laundry nearby, and I will go pick that.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 1: Sh I.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I wouldn't deliver it if it's walking distance, but yeah, anyway,
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 2: So this was very very relevant to my life. But
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 2: Merry Christmas, and now it's time, I think for glorious
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 2: battle to the a fucks the airing of grievances. We
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 2: are going to take a quick break and when we
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 2: come back, it's time for the annual PhD Duel.
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  Speaker 1: I think we get I'll put you between the two
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 1: of us.
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 3: We can get most of them Macy obviously, Carolyn Albert,
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 3: and we can get a lot of these.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we can get so many. Three we go, we've
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 1: got a screen. So we got a Jeopardy style Do
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 1: you know what this is? Jump?
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so let me I'll explain it. And I'd also
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 3: like to explain the change of the rules. So we
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 3: have a Jeopardy style game. So Jacob, you want to
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 3: tell it to set four teams and you can just
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 3: type our names whenever you set the teams. So we've
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 3: got Jeopardy style. We've got five categories. You can pick
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 3: a category and you can pick between one and five hundred.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 1: But the rules have changed.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 3: You have to wipe out the lower numbers before you
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 3: can move to the higher numbers. Because yeah, that way
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 3: keeps it interesting, keeps it competitive. So we've got to
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 3: start at the low. We got to work our way up.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 3: And we've got five categories, which are our listeners at
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 3: Discord have made I'm moving up there, I'm where my
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 3: glasses do I know? So we've got five categories that
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 3: em of the Intern and her many Discord minions have
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 3: put together. So the five categories are NCEE Test Prep,
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 3: which is the National Counselor Examination, the one that Jacob
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 3: keeps acing. She put five questions of nce test prep perfect.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 3: She put five questions related to not getting reported for
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 3: losing a license.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 1: He says, don't get reported.
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 3: And since this is a PhD test, she felt there
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 3: should be PhD questions. So there's tats and methods statics,
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 3: which I'm honestly fucked on. Yeah, go ahead, that's gonna
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 3: get them before I do. There's a five questions in
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 3: the category of personal training, because she said in the discourse,
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 3: she said, look, I thought you guys were each putting
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 3: up something on this thing supposed to be some skin
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 3: in the game.
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 1: A wedding ring. Nixli'll put up his personal training for
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 1: some reason, I'm the only one putting anything up. I'm putting.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 3: And so there's a personal training category. And then lastly
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 3: there is five questions regarding wedding rings. And so we've
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 3: got all of our categories. But the rules are you
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 3: got to start the one hundred level, you gotta work
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 3: your way around. So how do we decide who goes first? Well,
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 3: I think they're defending champion.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 2: I typed I typed in the names already, and I
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 2: have Jimmy, Nikki Whitney and Jacoby.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and Jacoby Jacoby Okay? May I go Jimmy first?
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 3: All right, Well, let me go ahead and get wedding
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 3: rings for one hundred. I feel good about that. If
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 3: you would be our reader the.
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 1: Ring style that's basically one center stone. No ento, roge,
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. What he's gonna fuck us up? Guys? Do
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 1: you know what you have to buy? Goddamn ring? I
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 1: don't know what the fuck do we do?
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 1: I have to answer it. That's my question.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 3: And then if I lose it, I get minus one hundred,
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 3: and if I get it, I get one hundred.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 1: Do we okay?
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 3: Before we start? Can you pass on questions?
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 1: Pass? Yes?
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna pass. I just know I'm gonna take
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 3: minus one hundred goes to the next person in line.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 1: But do we wait a minute? Hold on? How's that
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 1: gonna work?
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 3: So when you get a question, if you get it wrong,
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 3: you'll click, you'll reveal the answer, and then you'll click
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 3: on our name. You can see plus minus You'll click
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 3: minus and it will drop us one hundred or drop us.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 3: Whatever the amount is if you get it right, is plus.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, So here's I think we should do that. I
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 1: think if we pass, you should drop the amount of point. Well,
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 1: then I'm gonna take a guess.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 2: Then take a guess.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 3: Well, then what's the strategic value of passing?
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 1: You can make other people lose points.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 2: But then now you don't get to answer the question. Oh,
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 2: I see what your point is. Okay, So who's next
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 2: on the list?
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 1: Nikki is next on the list. Now he'll get it,
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 1: all right? Fuck him. I'm gonna just take a negative.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you any of us will get it.
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 3: The ring style, that's basically one center stone, no entourage.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 3: The fuck is an entourage?
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 1: I thought that was a show. Uh sing uh, engagement ring, singularity.
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 1: See if it's engagement ring, what's the answer? Solitary? Damn it?
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 1: Give me so click on my name and minus it
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 1: and then continue. He hit escape. Yep, and there you
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 1: go back to the board, Nick, the board is yours.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 1: Let's do stats and methods. This validity type is about
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 1: weather results generalize beyond your sample. Jesus Christ. It's about
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 1: the results generalized beyond your sample. Jesus, do you know this.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know this. He doesn't know this.
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 3: Validity type very valid. I think that's a results generalize beyond.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 1: Yours is going to really upset me. I love.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 3: All the nerds that are listening to this are screaming it.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 3: I promise you is fucking screaming at his phone right now.
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 1: Ni has taken a minus. No, it's not Whitney. It
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 1: goes to you. Are you passing on it? Okay, you
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 1: passed to Whitney.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 4: My guess was outlayer, but Nick said, it's not.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 3: That about whether it will take the guess. Okay, she's
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 3: taking a shot.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 1: Extreme validity. Damn it. I couldn't find the.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 3: Words for I love Emma's confidence in us to know
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 3: ships and how.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 1: She's learning right now. Point question I'm avoiding that is
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 1: this from my doctorate? Dude? This is bad.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 4: Who's with the test prep? Let's hear what the that's wrong?
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 1: Honestly, the counseling skill where you reflect the client's meaning
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 1: and feelings back to the fuck you, is that reflecting?
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 2: It probably should be right, reflecting, reflective, listening, reflection give
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 2: her a negative, so just give her free reflection. She's
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 2: got to earn it.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 1: We gave her the points. Did you really take away point?
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we're doing never mind, it's me now, don't get reported.
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 7: The concept thinks anything. The concept people think means my
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 7: therapist can never be forced to talk.
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 1: Uh shut up. Jesus Christ fucking handed to him. You
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 1: didn't give you any favors. I would say doctor patient
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 1: confidentiality or hippa. All right, I'll give you either of those,
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 1: confident not doctor confident points.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 2: Round one is over, Jacob. What are the scores at
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 2: the end of round one? What are our scores? Negative
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 2: one hundred, negative one hundred for Nick neggive two hundred
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 2: for Nick. I waitually, that feels like we're just gonna
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 2: do negative one hundred for Whitney and then I have
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 2: I have positive one.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. All right, I guess I'll take personal training one.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 1: Damn it. The new tree category that includes amino acids
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 1: as building blocks proteins that read you back to zero.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 3: How can I was for Oh, yeah, it's one hundred points,
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 3: all right.
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 1: I thought it was a two hundred point question. I
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 1: was really excited. It's fine, isn't it. That's it's time
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 1: for Dicky. I'm gonna do personal training two hundred. All right,
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 1: gradually increasing training demand over time is called this.
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 2: Your time is tolerance. I'm sorry, your time is definitely
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 2: a tolerance progressive overload. What the fuck progressive overload?
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry word in the form of a question and
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 1: minus two hundred. I think it's fuck dude again to
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 1: lead any of these Whitney wedding rings bitch in the
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 1: four seas. This one is most associated with sparkle and brightness.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, chronic, or ulsive. Forget.
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say clarity because I can't remember the other ones.
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 4: You don't idiot cut, clarity misspelled cut, and I don't
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 4: remember the fourth.
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 4: Wow, I'm shock.
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 1: Cion there it is like that. Oh it's me. I'll
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 1: try Jesus well, so I'm terrified of everything else on
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 1: this board. Now I'll try wedding rings for three.
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 3: You got to clear the three. You gotta clear the
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 3: two hundreds. That's the agreement we made at the beginning
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 3: of the rule on the category. Okay, alright, I'll agree
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 3: get ahead on the number.
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 1: That's fine, that's fine. When white gold looks extra white,
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 1: it's often coated with this the skin of infants. Yeah,
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 1: it is the witness. Wow, it's a family show.
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 3: Wow extra, Let's see. I think old looks extra. Actually,
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say, you make white gold?
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 1: What ladio? Whoa? All right? Read it out? Read it out?
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 2: No, I don't get that. It's clearly a different thing.
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 2: She No, I said, palladium radium or roodium plating.
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 1: How you say that? You think? All right?
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 3: A little bit of minus there for Jacob bringing him
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 3: back down to earth. I like that, all right, Jimmy
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, give me that n C test. Feel like
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 3: that's my best category.
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 1: The term for therapists and clients co creating meaning rather
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 1: than therapist delivering truth delivering is in quotes, non directive therapy. Jesus, Oh,
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's collaborative meaning making.
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 2: Idiots.
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 3: You greatly overestimated our abilities, especially after an entire Christmas
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 3: party of drinking whiskey.
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 1: What the fun is mine? Do you keep thinking you're next?
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 2: This is what you'll get?
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 1: Will make this noreave? Is what you'll get?
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 2: Is so bad?
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 1: Personal training three hundred. No, he's got it. He's got
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 1: a lane, the primary muscle responsible for hip extension and
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 1: movements like dead lifts and bridges. Glutes. No, geez, I'm sorry,
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 1: it's maximus. No point no hold on points, hold on.
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 2: I said the glutes, which is a complex of muscles
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 2: which includes the gluteus maximus.
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, I could have said the body because I had
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 4: the same word.
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 1: You probably let me, Jacob.
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 2: We're just gonna We're gonna go to the judges. I'm
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 2: getting word from the judges.
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, no.
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 4: One's winning.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 1: Apparently no one's gonna win. Yeah, the game to the bottom.
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 1: Here's the golf.
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 4: Jacob's winning. And that's how it was going on.
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 1: I hate to say this. I'm on gym side now,
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 1: whoa Okay, I don't even know. Ethically ending or transferring
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 1: services requires avoiding this. Don't have sex, don't sex the car,
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 1: the patients genital You.
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 4: Should not have had that whiskey. Ethically ending or transferring
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 4: services requires avoiding.
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 3: Ethical ending or transferring services.
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 1: Bag pretending cocaine on the floor, the patient. I don't
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 1: even know that it was unethical.
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 4: It was hilarious avoiding them. If you can't take a
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 4: joke negative, Ethically, ending or transferring services requires avoiding.
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not helping you, uh r O I avoiding member,
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 1: you can pass. Oh, yeah, pass it, you coward. If
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 1: you pass, you lose points. That's right.
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 3: You're trying to hand a bomb to somebody else, that's right.
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 1: Like this is infinite answers. Yeah, like you're it's only
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 1: the ones you want to avoid.
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 3: Ethically, ending or transferring services requires avoiding confrontation.
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 2: Abandonment that does make more sense than confrontation.
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 1: We are so close. I feel like you're really close
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 1: to getting that Whitney. Is that the end of a round?
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 1: What are the scores? The scores are? Let's see, Jim,
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 1: Nick and Jacob are all tied at negative two hundred.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 1: Whitney is in the losing outside of this bracket a
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 1: negative five hundred. But there's plenty more game to go,
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 1: and maybe even two daily doubles. I don't know. I
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 1: didn't build this game. I am going to be I'm
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 1: going don't get reported for three hundred? Is it you?
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 1: I'm after Whitney? Oh okay. A sub poenic can demand records,
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 1: but this typically has stronger authority to compel disclosure and
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 1: may override refusal depending on jurisdiction. Demands typically has stronger
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 1: authority to compel disclosure and may override refusal yeah, uh,
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 1: something different that we are we saying that a court
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 1: order is different than a subpoena. A court order is
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 1: different than a subpoena.
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 2: You're helping Okay, he didn't do you any favors, but
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 2: you're right, why why are you helping him?
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 1: He's all of us right now?
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 4: You and I are currently tie, so you're helping him.
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll say a court order. I feel like that's right. Yeah,
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 1: you need the other one. All you need is one,
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 1: and you just jumped to the zero right now, and
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 1: he's just one hundred. Jimmy Jesus Christ, I'm not coming
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 1: back Christmas.
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 3: So all right, let me discuss my game period. I've
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 3: got I've got stats and method two hundred available. I'm
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 3: thinking about it because I think I should take the
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 3: because I'll lose less points if I take that one.
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get hurt no matter what. Let me go
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 3: with don't get reported for four. This could be a shock.
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 1: The principle that covers truthful, liss and accurate representation, including
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 1: credential scope and what treatment can realistically do. The princip
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 1: that covers Jesus principle mcgovert.
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 3: So you think about the ethical code. There's beneficence, I
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 3: mean accuracy ethics. You said there's like a code of
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 3: principles at the top of the ethical code. There's like
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 3: non moleficence, beneficence, autonomy, the principle that covers truthfulness.
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 1: Order, which is different. It's a different thing. Oh my god.
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 4: I mean I wanted to be the word scope of
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 4: practice should.
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 3: Probably right, But that doesn't sound like a principle.
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 4: It says including credential scope.
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 1: And what credential scope?
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 3: See the word scope or accasion. I want it to
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 3: be accuracy. But there's no fucking way that the word
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 3: accurate representation is in the question. There's no way the
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 3: principles truthfulness.
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 2: I was also thinking disclosure, maybe integrity.
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 3: No, it's not gonna accurate represent disclosure because you have to.
• 2:05:27
  Speaker 1: You have to know.
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 4: We're all against Jacob.
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 1: We're really all in this together. This guy's a monster.
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 1: Stop him, somebody Jacob.
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 4: Like click that one, Jacob, that one you can get
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 4: court order.
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 2: I feel like we need an answer, all right, I'm
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 2: going to pass. Oh, Jimmy taking the point loss is
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 2: that I.
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 1: Feel like if I send it around, I can make
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 1: all of you take the loss guess.
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 3: You get to take the loss, so you can pass
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 3: and take the loss, or you can guess and take
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 3: the law us. But if you take the loss, then
• 2:06:02
  Speaker 3: we can all share the pain. Share the pain. Make
• 2:06:05
  Speaker 3: him pass.
• 2:06:05
  Speaker 4: I'm already the losers, So go.
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pass, smart move, smart move. If we could pass
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 1: it around, what did we.
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 3: Say, girl, you're on your own.
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 1: I need you pass. I'm hoping you've got to pass
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 1: to No, don't give it. She passes as well. That
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 1: I guess I might as well. Guess it's like ethics.
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 1: There's no way forrass.
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 4: Good.
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 1: All right, So that worked for me. I'm really glad
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 1: I did that because you all took it with me. Good.
• 2:06:40
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, this game is so hard. Personal training
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 1: four hundred.
• 2:06:45
  Speaker 3: Fuck you Emma for not giving me a category. He
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 3: has personal training, what category do I have? Honestly, rings, you're.
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 1: Really good at court orders and a lot of court stuff.
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 1: This plane of motion includes movements like side lunges and
• 2:07:01
  Speaker 1: lateral raises. Frontal plane. It is the front o. My god,
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 1: apparently I'm the only one in here that knows their
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 1: own job. Any questions for me? There are things up
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 1: there for us. Whitneys two hundred, don't do it. The
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 1: value is the probability of results as extreme or more,
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 1: assuming this is true. Yeah, show us your P value.
• 2:07:30
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gon show you my value.
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 2: Do it.
• 2:07:33
  Speaker 3: Do it?
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 1: Girl, got to pay for that.
• 2:07:37
  Speaker 4: The P value is the probability of results as extreme
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 4: or more, assuming this is true.
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 1: Outline, that doesn't even work contextually. Isn't a P value
• 2:07:55
  Speaker 1: like a population?
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 3: I thought that was like the one or point one
• 2:07:58
  Speaker 3: probability of results.
• 2:08:00
  Speaker 1: It's the probability of results. It's in the questions. We
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 1: want to know what is true? Assuming what is true? Sample?
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 4: Assuming what? What's the question?
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 1: It's true?
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the P value will be the probability of results
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 3: if this other thing is true, probably like sample size.
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 2: I think it's I don't think it's sample size. So
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 2: it's your Your P value is basically your accuracy of.
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 3: That is you're assuming that's not true. As with the questions,
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 3: it can be extreme. It can be extreme P value.
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 3: I consider it modal. We need to know inches inches metric.
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 1: Hold on, but hold on. We need to know. We
• 2:08:49
  Speaker 1: need to know the base of your starting point. It's
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 1: my ankles. My base. Life is definitely.
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 4: Damn Okay, Emma, what have you done That's going.
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 1: To be bad going to Jesus?
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 2: Is it me?
• 2:09:09
  Speaker 1: I guess it's me. I don't know. I feel like
• 2:09:14
  Speaker 1: your wedding rings for four four hundred? Oh halo style?
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 1: What around the center stone?
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 4: Got it wrong?
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 1: All right? Read it again?
• 2:09:25
  Speaker 2: The halo style does what around a center Swinney is
• 2:09:29
  Speaker 2: raising her hand. Go ahead, Whitney's you got.
• 2:09:34
  Speaker 4: Unless you say pass?
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 2: Well, I would have to say pass four times. I
• 2:09:41
  Speaker 2: believe it is a ring of diamonds around a center stone,
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 2: making a halo of diamonds around that stone.
• 2:09:50
  Speaker 3: Small small, smaller halo style?
• 2:09:56
  Speaker 1: What is surrounds it with a circle of smaller stone?
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 1: I didn't hear, sir. Let's discuss. Let's discuss grand jury. Yeah,
• 2:10:04
  Speaker 1: I think you got it me.
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 4: I'm going to give it to you, but you should
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 4: give me the other one that.
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 1: I also think Nick should have gotten Max.
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 4: And I get the other one some negative five thousands?
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 1: Is it mean? Dude, I'm so fucked. Give me the
• 2:10:19
  Speaker 1: n C test for three hundred and CBT thoughts, feelings,
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 1: and behaviors are often described as this, God damn it.
• 2:10:27
  Speaker 3: It's either going to be the triangle or it's gonna
• 2:10:28
  Speaker 3: be cognitive distortions, and.
• 2:10:32
  Speaker 2: Give me the trying the cognitive triangle.
• 2:10:36
  Speaker 4: Cognitive, I get that cognitive.
• 2:10:38
  Speaker 2: Give me a break, Nigi, let's keep it going. Personal
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 2: training five hundred.
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 1: Fuck you. Let's say I'm an emma. Why'd you give
• 2:10:46
  Speaker 1: him a category for a hard sixty to ninety second effort?
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 1: The dominant energy pathway is typically this dominants energy. The
• 2:10:55
  Speaker 1: T there it is, that is the pathway. It's the
• 2:10:59
  Speaker 1: a et Jesus.
• 2:11:01
  Speaker 3: You can go sixteen to ninety seconds, but only wow,
• 2:11:05
  Speaker 3: like difficult, like at heart level.
• 2:11:07
  Speaker 1: I mean I can hang from it.
• 2:11:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, let's just say your mom, the band showed.
• 2:11:14
  Speaker 4: Me how to that, mom, I know intensity interval.
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 1: Shut up and stop giving him things.
• 2:11:21
  Speaker 2: He's literally kicking. It's what's fueling your your energy. It's
• 2:11:25
  Speaker 2: the APT APT system. Remember the actual name of it.
• 2:11:29
  Speaker 2: But APT is in there?
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 1: Go for APT. Isn't it anaerobic? Like a P T,
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 1: which like if the letter P isn't there any where?
• 2:11:39
  Speaker 4: You got one of those letters, good job, because.
• 2:11:43
  Speaker 1: The letter A is in there and the letter T
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 1: is in there. But I'm sorry, Nick, there is no
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 1: P is This A is at the end of a round.
• 2:11:49
  Speaker 1: Can we get a points update because I can't see this.
• 2:11:52
  Speaker 2: Points are Jimmy has negative three hundred. Dick he has
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 2: negative seven hundred, Whitney has negative eleven hundred.
• 2:11:56
  Speaker 1: I have one hundred. I'm in the lead.
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 2: No, that's not how any of those secondary?
• 2:12:01
  Speaker 4: Can I do wedding rings? Five hundred?
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 1: If I know this could be?
• 2:12:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna go away.
• 2:12:05
  Speaker 1: Eighteen carrot gold? Is this percentage pure goal?
• 2:12:10
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 2:12:10
  Speaker 3: Dude, that's the work. I mean, what is pure gold?
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 3: This question is for Think of that O Mars song.
• 2:12:19
  Speaker 1: Forty two Carrot Magic in the.
• 2:12:24
  Speaker 4: Do So Player.
• 2:12:25
  Speaker 1: I'll watch out. Oh great, now we owe Bruno Mars money.
• 2:12:29
  Speaker 1: Thank you, bro.
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 2: I'm into Bruno Mars so much you don't even know.
• 2:12:34
  Speaker 2: Trust me, He's gonna put it on my tab. An't
• 2:12:36
  Speaker 2: worry about about it.
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 1: Nothing. That What jim just did is recognizeble.
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 4: I mean to go all out and I know I'm wrong,
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 4: but I don't have a better guess. So one hundred, one.
• 2:12:44
  Speaker 1: Hundred percent I'm sorry. Seventy five percent? Wow?
• 2:12:50
  Speaker 3: So does that mean twenty four carrot gold is one
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 3: hundred percent?
• 2:12:52
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 2:12:52
  Speaker 4: I didn't think.
• 2:12:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's me.
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 4: I'll try to show you what my wedding rings were.
• 2:12:59
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 2:13:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 2:13:05
  Speaker 1: This validity type is about whether results generalize generalized beyond
• 2:13:09
  Speaker 1: your sample. Goddamn. This validity type is about whether results
• 2:13:13
  Speaker 1: generalize beyond your sample. There was another validity type we
• 2:13:17
  Speaker 1: did a second ago. I'm going to pass. That's the
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 1: same question, repeated. Yeah, it seems right, So where's it going?
• 2:13:25
  Speaker 4: It's Jim and me?
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 1: What that's not? We haven't had that question. Who's Who's
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 1: it mean? We already give the question. Don't make it me, Ship.
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 3: This validity type is about weather resultsthesis general.
• 2:13:39
  Speaker 1: Now that's not it.
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 3: Solidity type is about weather results generalize beyond your sample.
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 3: So it's like application validity, external journal validity.
• 2:13:53
  Speaker 4: It's beyond that's externally beyond.
• 2:13:56
  Speaker 1: I'm going to pass. That passes the NIK external validity.
• 2:14:02
  Speaker 4: God, I am losing this game because I'm not picking.
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 1: The why do you give him answers?
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 4: I gave you the answer and you didn't say it.
• 2:14:10
  Speaker 1: I don't trust you because question.
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 2: That is not.
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 4: And you get to lose because Ship give me.
• 2:14:17
  Speaker 1: N C for four. That was my question.
• 2:14:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he passed to me, and I passed to you.
• 2:14:21
  Speaker 3: I'll take n c four.
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 2: This concept evolved from therapist issue contaminating treatment to potentially
• 2:14:29
  Speaker 2: meaningful interpretation signal if managed ethically through reflection, consultation, and boundaries.
• 2:14:34
  Speaker 3: Right, Uh, it's either going to be it's gonna be
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 3: transference or counter transference. So the concept evolved from therapist
• 2:14:40
  Speaker 3: issue contaminating treatment to potentially meaningful interpersonal signal if managed
• 2:14:45
  Speaker 3: ethically through reflect So, if it's the therapist, it's counter transfer.
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 3: Give me counter transference. Fuck, yes, it's counter transfer. Oh
• 2:14:56
  Speaker 3: give me them bad points, baby, Just stick me out
• 2:14:59
  Speaker 3: of this fucking hole. On then, Nikki, you're all out
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 3: of personal training? Bit reported or stats and methods? Have
• 2:15:06
  Speaker 3: you not been giving him any points for all the
• 2:15:08
  Speaker 3: personal trainings? How is he negative? Like a grand he's
• 2:15:11
  Speaker 3: negative four hundred? How much am I in the second place?
• 2:15:14
  Speaker 3: What am I at negative two hundred? What are you
• 2:15:16
  Speaker 3: at also negative two hundred?
• 2:15:18
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 2:15:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, fuck? Because I lost points on the one that
• 2:15:22
  Speaker 1: I had to pass second agoy.
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I can lose the least with that's honestly
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 2: the Yeah, that's why I took fives that are going
• 2:15:31
  Speaker 2: to kill you, Dudeyeah, you're gonna win by a Honda
• 2:15:35
  Speaker 2: a Type.
• 2:15:36
  Speaker 1: One error is concluding there's an effect when there isn't.
• 2:15:39
  Speaker 1: Also called this, Oh shit, Oh no, what should be
• 2:15:44
  Speaker 1: a type two error?
• 2:15:45
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 2:15:46
  Speaker 1: Man gold a false positive? Let's try? Oh what is
• 2:15:53
  Speaker 1: my god other fucking positive?
• 2:15:59
  Speaker 2: The damn dude, I think you just jump.
• 2:16:03
  Speaker 1: I don't owe any money.
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 3: You realized the American dream bro a net worth of zero.
• 2:16:12
  Speaker 1: It's incredible so far with three questions left, Nikki is
• 2:16:15
  Speaker 1: winning the doctorate? Or what are the scores? Give us?
• 2:16:18
  Speaker 1: With three questions left for five hundred in the lead
• 2:16:20
  Speaker 1: with zero points, Jacob and Jimmy are Jacob b and
• 2:16:24
  Speaker 1: Jimmy are both tied with two hundred points below zero. Okay,
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 1: And I'm afraid Whitney is in trouble with a negative
• 2:16:31
  Speaker 1: sixteen hundred points. Okay, So it's it's anybody's game except Whitney.
• 2:16:35
  Speaker 1: Got it? Okay, got it? Got it? This all comes
• 2:16:38
  Speaker 1: down to this. Yeah, she just here to railroad people.
• 2:16:42
  Speaker 1: Now one of us. Test prep don't get reported, or
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 1: stats and methods.
• 2:16:47
  Speaker 4: Don't get reported. I know I'm stealing it from you.
• 2:16:51
  Speaker 4: I'm going to answer it because I don't give a fuck.
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 1: The ethical landmine where a nice gesture quote unquote, can
• 2:16:57
  Speaker 1: become coercive, create expectation, shift the power.
• 2:17:01
  Speaker 3: Dynamic, ethical land mine, nice gesture becomes coercive. So wait,
• 2:17:09
  Speaker 3: I'm not allowed to sleep with patience. The nice gesture
• 2:17:13
  Speaker 3: of the nice gesture is the vigorous sex prostate.
• 2:17:17
  Speaker 4: Bill Katon gift gift giving.
• 2:17:20
  Speaker 3: Nice tasteful French kiss gift giving is Whitney's answer.
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 1: That is, oh, gift is in there?
• 2:17:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, what do you think boundary violation, ethical gift
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 2: or benefit?
• 2:17:34
  Speaker 1: You know what, it doesn't matter.
• 2:17:35
  Speaker 4: Give give her five hundred because I get the other
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 4: one hundred.
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 3: Whitney, we gave it to you. Jesus Christ, let it go.
• 2:17:43
  Speaker 3: You have You're now minus one hundred.
• 2:17:46
  Speaker 9: I just.
• 2:17:48
  Speaker 1: That method. This is it, and watch I know her
• 2:17:51
  Speaker 1: so far. Let's see here.
• 2:17:54
  Speaker 2: This is it.
• 2:17:54
  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go test prep. Dude, are you serious?
• 2:17:57
  Speaker 1: Fuck you for leaving? Was a ship?
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 2: This term means does the measure actually capture what it
• 2:18:08
  Speaker 2: claims to measure?
• 2:18:09
  Speaker 1: Nick? Do you know it?
• 2:18:11
  Speaker 2: Does the does the measure actually capture what it claims
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 2: to measure?
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 2:18:16
  Speaker 1: Ship? Yep? God damn it. I mean, oh man, I
• 2:18:23
  Speaker 1: don't know anything about this. I don't know why my
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 1: doctorate is getting put on the line on a test
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 1: that was clearly made with nothing that I should know.
• 2:18:31
  Speaker 1: But I'll say accuracy. Great, Yeah, I would have gotten
• 2:18:40
  Speaker 1: it to Ship. I was hoping he'd pass on that.
• 2:18:45
  Speaker 4: This is it.
• 2:18:46
  Speaker 1: It's five hundred control my own destiny. Controlling for a
• 2:18:55
  Speaker 1: baseline covariant while comparing group while comparing groups means welcome
• 2:19:00
  Speaker 1: to this analysis.
• 2:19:03
  Speaker 3: Controlling for a baseline co variate while comparing groups, it
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 3: just says group, but groups, welcome to this analysis.
• 2:19:16
  Speaker 4: You have a baseline covariate while comparing groups. You need
• 2:19:19
  Speaker 4: a baseline.
• 2:19:23
  Speaker 3: Ship, buddy, I so right now, Nickson the lead, right, correct,
• 2:19:29
  Speaker 3: and you and I are tied. An if I pass,
• 2:19:32
  Speaker 3: who does it go to?
• 2:19:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, well Jim loses those points.
• 2:19:37
  Speaker 3: Wait, no, nevermind, I have to take a sh I'm
• 2:19:39
  Speaker 3: gon take I'm just gonna take a show. Controlling for
• 2:19:42
  Speaker 3: a baseline co variate. Can I take a guess while
• 2:19:46
  Speaker 3: comparing groups? Baseline covariate while comparing groups means welcome to
• 2:19:52
  Speaker 3: this analysis.
• 2:19:57
  Speaker 2: Multi factorial analysis, I think a analysis of variance.
• 2:20:01
  Speaker 1: Oh god, you're both wrong. I'm sorry.
• 2:20:03
  Speaker 4: Well I think Nick might so Jacob.
• 2:20:06
  Speaker 1: Look up. What I think Nick might be is analysis
• 2:20:13
  Speaker 1: analysis of covariance. I think he's got it.
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 4: I was going to say. I was like, I think
• 2:20:19
  Speaker 4: that's right, and.
• 2:20:22
  Speaker 3: COVA and a n c O b als of covariance.
• 2:20:29
  Speaker 1: You guys have to talk. It's it's okay.
• 2:20:31
  Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, sorry, I think we're all running to our
• 2:20:34
  Speaker 3: chat GPTs.
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 4: I'm not. I'm gonna.
• 2:20:38
  Speaker 1: You guys talk. I'm doing the thing. We don't all
• 2:20:41
  Speaker 1: have to look at that, buddy.
• 2:20:42
  Speaker 3: We don't trust you for spence.
• 2:20:48
  Speaker 1: He said analysis of con said that before, and I'm sorry.
• 2:20:52
  Speaker 1: It is analysis of covariance.
• 2:20:56
  Speaker 4: You didn't say that. That's what I said, he said,
• 2:21:01
  Speaker 4: because I would have seen that first, and you did
• 2:21:03
  Speaker 4: not say that.
• 2:21:03
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Nick also lost points on this one because
• 2:21:07
  Speaker 1: he said the wrong thing twice, so he lost two
• 2:21:09
  Speaker 1: points insisting and he won. And I'm afraid that is
• 2:21:16
  Speaker 1: the game.
• 2:21:17
  Speaker 2: Jacob Williams got seven hundred points.
• 2:21:21
  Speaker 1: Nick is in the second place.
• 2:21:22
  Speaker 2: Congratulations Nick for the negative one thousand points this check Whitney,
• 2:21:28
  Speaker 2: congratulations negative eleven hundred points. Third place.
• 2:21:32
  Speaker 1: Welcome to Trump's America. Jimmy fourth place. It's hard.
• 2:21:37
  Speaker 2: He will be hanging his new diploma new certificate up
• 2:21:44
  Speaker 2: of two out of forty.
• 2:21:47
  Speaker 4: Are welcome and he.
• 2:21:48
  Speaker 1: Will be posting a picture of that on the discord.
• 2:21:50
  Speaker 1: If you want to see that, make sure you go
• 2:21:52
  Speaker 1: over to patreon dot com slash therapy to make sure
• 2:21:55
  Speaker 1: you see Jim's full office photo with his new participation
• 2:22:00
  Speaker 1: trophy proudly displayed on the wall.
• 2:22:02
  Speaker 3: And thank you for supporting mental health.
• 2:22:05
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, and what we what we can get fired
• 2:22:09
  Speaker 4: for category.
• 2:22:12
  Speaker 3: You're like a little styrofoam thing is like falling off
• 2:22:15
  Speaker 3: your mic.
• 2:22:17
  Speaker 1: There you go, You're better. I want in my mouth.
• 2:22:20
  Speaker 1: That's not the jingle.
• 2:22:22
  Speaker 4: Don't get reported.
• 2:22:24
  Speaker 1: That's all the time we got for today's session. I can't.
• 2:22:27
  Speaker 2: We'd like to thank all of you who support the
• 2:22:29
  Speaker 2: show and make it possible. And remember that pod therapy
• 2:22:33
  Speaker 2: isn't something.
• 2:22:34
  Speaker 3: To keep all to yourself. Share us with the world.
• 2:22:37
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• 2:22:40
  Speaker 3: appreciate you.
• 2:22:42
  Speaker 1: God Nick.
• 2:22:43
  Speaker 3: Something about sub many questions questions show you can summon
• 2:22:46
  Speaker 3: submit them anonymously at pot therapy.
• 2:22:47
  Speaker 2: I that email us a pot there because of gmail
• 2:22:50
  Speaker 2: dot com or click the link in the after description,
• 2:22:52
  Speaker 2: but taken to anonymous Google form.
• 2:22:54
  Speaker 1: I'm neck with me. I'm still do thanks, and we'll
• 2:22:57
  Speaker 1: see John Dirt Taco.
• 2:23:02
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh yeah, no rubbing that that towel,
• 2:23:06
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that I had all up in my mouth.
• 2:23:10
  Speaker 3: This towel is just grabbing his dick and you, oh
• 2:23:14
  Speaker 3: my god.
• 2:23:15
  Speaker 1: To keep the label there is for trying to take
• 2:23:19
  Speaker 1: a picture. There is no show like this.
• 2:23:22
  Speaker 4: I didn't we literally, Oh.
• 2:23:25
  Speaker 1: God, Okay, goodbye everybody. We'll see it for season nine.