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Episode 99: Problems And Felonies Are 78 Of Them · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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What it do, What it do, What it do.
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It is your boy. Andrew Schultz, AK Mr. Goody 2
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Shoes. And who am I with, as always,
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Joseph Huggins. AK Old Man Huggy.
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Talk shit or Get off the pod. Emergency Podcast Episode 99.
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Problems and Felonies are 78 of them.
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Welcome, motherfuckers. I like that you had the police
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siren, but I've got like that was a fire truck.
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Fire truck for the last time I got a sub a sub.
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Like a dive, like a well, I have like a submarine dive, dive dive
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which there is a period of time where that I mean.
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I guess maybe it is still too soon to make submarine jokes, is
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it? No, it was the submersible.
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Oh no, I'm. Muted on the stream?
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Well, that's fine. Who cares?
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Because it's 99 and I've had quite the fucking day.
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And I made it. I had multiple options.
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It was on Spotify. I typed in emergency sounds.
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There was a playlist. I did not not click on anyone
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beforehand. It was the last minute decision.
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That is some straight white man bullshit.
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I'm gonna make a playlist of emergency sounds.
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It wasn't a black very helpful. Wasn't a black man who made
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that? No.
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It's like it's for sound effects.
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People can use it for sound effects.
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Duh. Like I just did.
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I know. I'm just saying there's a no,
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maybe it was a black, maybe it was a black guy and it was like,
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yo, this this is what all the different sound sound like he's.
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Spreading awareness, that's possible, Yeah, that's actually
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very helpful. That's a very woke.
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Community. It's a community move.
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That's right. Shout out whoever the black
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black man was. 99 problems Felonies are 70. 8 That was a
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working title because we were talking 99 problems.
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And Jack Smith? Is that everyone?
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But he's not everyone you know, cuz he's got, he's got Fonny
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Willis about to indict him. He's got Alvin Bragg, who
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already indicted. That could happen tomorrow, I
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know. That could happen tomorrow.
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He could get indicted in Georgia while he's getting arrested
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tomorrow. This is what's wild, this is
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what's crazy. And they've already said in
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Georgia, they said that real quick, real quick, they're.
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Going to finger This is an emergency broadcast because
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Trump was indicted again. Yeah, so submarines.
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Trump has been indicted for a third time.
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This one is by the other special counsel that Jack Smith has
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going in DC, where they absolutely love that man.
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So he's the same special counsel is just another case he was
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working on. What a boy he's, but I mean
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he's. It's another case he's working
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on as special counsel. So he is special counsel in two
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separate cases. So this is a second set of
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charges coming from him as being the Special Counsel, and this
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one is specifically for January 6th.
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Well, not well, no. It's like actually days leading
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up to January 6th. Well, yeah.
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Well, the whole that, the incident, the entire thing that
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took place, which is January 6th, was like the ending
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chapter, Yeah, yeah. Of meetings and emails and all
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this stuff. All sorts of shit.
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Like so did you read the indictment?
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I have not had time, so like sit there and read it well.
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The whole thing because I'm bad and bougie.
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I knew you would. I didn't read it.
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I had somebody read it out loud to me.
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ChatGPT No. That's an honest answer, though.
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I mean question. That's an honest question.
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No, I wouldn't know why, would I you.
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And chat GB T are tight. Don't lie.
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No, we we broke up. We broke up, I.
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Haven't I? Haven't now you on Bing.
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Bing in it. Bing in it bing's on my taskbar,
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my on the supercomputer. Oh, Bing is courting.
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OK, but so there's there's four indictments on this one and
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these are fucking serious multiple law professors and
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including your boy Mr. Goody 2 Shoes as your attorney.
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I think this is the biggest, this is the biggest case in
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American US. That's what they've said.
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Yeah. And I totally agree.
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When I told my mom that he was getting indicted again, like
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before, like anything was released, you know, Yeah, she's
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like, for what? And I was like treason.
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And she's like, oh, treason. She's like, you know where Biden
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messed up? I was like, well, she's like,
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well, maybe Biden and him can both go to jail at the same
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time. And then I was like, for Biden.
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For what? And then she know she did like
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the whole Fox News little Spiel Biden shit.
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What's weird to me is I saw someone be like, oh Hunter, but
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dude put Hunter Biden in jail. I don't.
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Seriously. Fuck.
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I don't care. Yeah, Assassinate him.
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I'm not. Allegedly.
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Allegedly kidnapping. Kidnapping Do not reflect Old
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Man Huggie Productions or anything that's broadcasted off,
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just like unlawfully put him in like a Russian prison.
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I'm just saying like, yeah, I'm not like, I don't understand why
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people are like, well, his kid is.
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I'm like, then put his shitty kid in jail.
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His kids like going 190 and smoking crack and with like
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hookers. They're like, no, they're like,
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no, no, you have to be mad about this.
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It's like, no, we don't give a fuck about Hunter Biden.
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He's an idiot. Put him in jail.
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And also Donald Trump. All he does is commit crimes.
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I mean like think about this and this is really true.
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Like you think of all these criminals like you know
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throughout history, none of them are on trial in like 4 different
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cases in four different states all at the same time.
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Like, not even, not even like Al Capone.
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This dude got He's the best at crimes.
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In a day he got he got convicted of liable and slander No.
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And he got rape. Well, and got hold on, but I'm
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just talking about him defaming. Eugene Carroll.
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So he was defaming her and he got convicted of defaming her
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and that's what he had to pay out in civil court, correct?
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Now there's more coming. He left the court and then spoke
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to the press and then held a rally and defamed her again.
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And that court case is still pending.
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He's she's taking him back to court for twice as much money.
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So twice as much 10 mil. This time that was not, that was
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in a rally. That was a CNN town hall.
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Oh, that's what it was. A town hall.
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That was Caitlin Collins. Yeah.
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That was the CNN town where they like put for some reason put all
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Trump supporters in there. So he's like he's like Eugene
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Carroll right after he just they said he was liable for raping or
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they said sexual abuse and then the judge came out later and
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said no like he raped her and and the common use of the term
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rape, you know what he did was he fingered her.
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Well, hold on. We don't need to get into all of
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it, OK? Well, no.
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But he did exactly what he says he does.
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He grabs him by the pussy. That's what he did.
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He like, described his fucking crime on like tape.
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But he wasn't, like, criminally convicted of that.
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It was he was held civilly liable.
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Well, civilly liable for saying that he didn't do it and say
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that she was lying. Like making it up.
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So basically, he was. She said that she sued him for
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saying that she was lying and so they said she was not lying.
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He did do this. Therefore it's the ipso facto if
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you want to use LAT. Since we're talking about this,
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I know, just gotta be, you know, that's don't worry, we don't
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need to give him any fucking credit.
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Fuck. That no, I know I'm just but so
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but he was but he lost in civil yeah for like the defamation and
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liable and slander and then he goes out and does it again.
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Immediately after that, that's a court case that's pending.
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Like he lost the Trump Foundation court case.
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And you know what's crazy is Okay, the evidence they have in
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this documents case is pretty solid because like they got him
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and they they did. They they were talking about how
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Jack Smith did it really smart, where they have an audio
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recording of him talking about a piece of paper that's top secret
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that he didn't declassify. Nobody knew.
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We all assumed they didn't have the document.
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They have the document, So they just.
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Added We did an episode where it was, hey, there's more charges
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coming. More charges are coming,
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allegedly. And then what happened?
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He got charged for flooding for draining a pool and flooding a
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server room. And they added another person
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got indicted because of that. Well, that was the one he told
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them. Was that part of delete the
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server? No.
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Yeah, you know, no no no, no. Well, he's deleting the server,
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but then he also tried he they drained a pool and tried to
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flood the server and failed. And they failed to delete.
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They tried to delete the tape and they just failed to do it.
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Yeah, they it wasn't like that they talked about doing.
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It no so so this is this is what's funny.
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It's not that they failed to delete it, it's that they didn't
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delete it off of like the home mother server.
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So they have it, which is which is held somewhere else.
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So they deleted it like Hillary's emails.
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So they so they deleted it off of the Mar a Lago server, but
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that server is backed up on another server that they got a
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warrant for that was just on there.
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So they're like, we know you deleted this because because
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this backs up everything you do. It's like literally deleting it
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off your phone. But you didn't delete it off the
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cloud. Yeah.
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So it shows criminality that you, like, knew what you're
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doing was a crime by wanting to delete it, and then you still
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didn't delete it. So we have the crime on camera.
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Sick. And we have proof that you tried
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to delete it, right. So, you know, you know what you
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did was it was before they, yeah, got charged, like before
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they brought the indictment. Yeah, so, so they brought that
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up afterwards. So now because there the whole
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thing was, is, is Judge Cannon going to throw this audio tape
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out trying to get it dismissed as evidence.
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Because it's not. That's the judge in the photo
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documents case, and she already got.
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Trump appointed. Trump appointed, but that's
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fine. Obama appointed the judge.
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That's going to be in DC, but it's not just Trump appointed.
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She was early in on the documents case when they were
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trying to just get a executed the search warrant and she tried
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to say that the FBI couldn't and then it went to the appellate
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court which is super Republican. And the they all laughed,
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laughed her out of the courtroom and like, said what she said was
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completely wrong and then like scolded her for like making it
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like political. And then so they reversed her
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decision. They get the documents, blah,
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blah, blah. They bring the indictment.
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And then there's four people in that district on the federal
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bench, her being one of them, and they pick at random the
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judge. And she got picked.
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So people think that she's going to fuck around.
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I actually don't think so. I think, like this is like so
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overwhelming. And like she should just play
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down the the, the middle and then she'll be fine, you know?
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But like, she, it could be, I know exactly.
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Like it could be a big career like opportunity.
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If she doesn't fuck around, if she fucks around, Trump's still
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going to go to jail and she's going to look like a fucking
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clown it. Took Rudy Giuliani to look like
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a clown, like a long time at Sidney Powell and John Eastman.
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Like John Eastman's. Considered like a constitutional
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law scholar. And like some of these people
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are like, and they know what they're doing.
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That's like, that's what's wild about it.
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And now they're all going to be tarnished.
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So that's what if she chooses a lawyer to it was a lawyer coup.
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Like if you look at all the Co conspirators, they're lawyers.
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Hold on, we got we're gonna get into that.
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We're just talking about the documents you brought documents
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then? Well, I know, but I'm just
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saying is there's lots of people.
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What I was trying to say is she will make the jump that those
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people have jumped. Into being a clown and it took
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them like 40 years, some of them 354050 years to become a clown.
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She will have done it in like a year and a half.
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Like that'd be wild. Like that would be the quickest.
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Like Giuliani's always been a clown.
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Guess what? Guess what?
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I like my mayors that don't let September 11th happen when
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they're on their watch, that's what.
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Yeah, like America's mayor. Like, it's like when Jeb Bush
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would be like my brother kept us safe.
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Yeah, it's like, except for that one time.
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What about Katrina? Yeah, I forgot about that one
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too. Yeah, but what I you do have to
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say is on. I like my mayors, where 911
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doesn't happen, is what I have to say.
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That's fair. Now it's a disqualifying to let
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9/11 happen. Giuliani did help clean up New
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York and break up a lot of the mob families stop and frisk.
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And shit, that's why. What he what he did to become
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mayor is he was a very effective prosecutor and broke up a lot of
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organized crime in New York. Yeah, and none of that shit
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would fly today because it's like police, like overreach.
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It's like stopping black kids because they're black kids and
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patting them down and putting them in jail for weed.
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Yeah, but who was they called it the No broken.
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They called it the no broken windows policy.
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So it's like if like somebody broke like a car window or or if
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somebody had a broken car window, like they would like
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like fucking like tow it. And it was just like, just the
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appearance of like it being dirty in New York was like their
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agenda. Stop and Frisk is like the most
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fucked up, you know. No, it's.
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Well, especially because we know how police.
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Constitutional was deemed unconstitutional, right?
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And that's how he got his job. No, Stop and Frisk was something
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that happened way more recently. Stop and frisk.
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No, he brought that shit, telling you no.
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Broken Windows policy included. Stop and Frisk.
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Well, that was way back because somebody tried to bring that
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back. Who was it?
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Bloomberg Yeah, he was doing it for a while and I think that's
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where that got. Like, yeah, you can't fucking do
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that dude. He's like that I'm going to run
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for president. But anyways, the evidence that
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they have in this documents case is pretty big.
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And then him, him tying those charges to that interaction and
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the recording now makes those charges, so she can't throw out
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that audio recording as evidence, which all it does is
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react. Add to the fact that he didn't
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declassify these documents, he would legally not give.
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He was illegally holding them and not giving them back and
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obstructing, you know, the archives department from getting
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the stuff that they deemed as theirs and they want it back.
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And so by bringing those charges in later, if she tried to pull
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some fuckery and allow them in discovery to toss out.
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The audio recording, because it's not tied to any charges, so
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she's like, it's irrelevant, which it's not, But if she tried
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that, she can't now because it's directly tied to the charge.
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I was going to make that point too, yeah.
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That was smart, yeah. So yeah, it is.
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It is a charge in itself, so therefore it has to be admitted
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as evidence. Yeah, it has to be.
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Don't have a choice. Smart, Yeah.
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Would you hook up with Eileen Cannon?
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Probably not. Probably not.
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If you did, would you make her wear the judge rope?
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I mean, maybe, I don't know, it'd be like too floating.
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There'd be a lot of cloths maybe like at like at 1st and then
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just take it off quickly and then there'd be like some sexy
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lawyer suit under it. I don't know.
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I feel like that would be, really.
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Intensely hot if you were wearing a full blown suit while
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that's what they do. With the gown, yeah, but that's
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probably not the jacket like, but it's high for sure.
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They're. Wearing like Pj's, bro bananas
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and pajamas. Like bananas and pajamas.
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Yeah dude, with some bananas. That's what they look like.
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Come in like all ghostly but little.
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Like you're wearing a big wearing, like a big dog's tshirt
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and some fucking and one shorts. Just like, what's that?
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Is this like 1994? Yeah, fuck yeah, dude, Would you
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don't think that Clarence Thomas wears big dog shirts?
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Like, I definitely has a collection of big dog shirts,
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one of each. And he's like, yeah, dude, like
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this is like, I have one that I wear and this one still has the
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tag, just, you know, in case it ever becomes worth something
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one. Do you think he wears like,
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Spanx under his robe? Yes.
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Or the robes are just like, so, like not flattering at all that
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you don't. You don't have to worry about
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it. Nobody's going to look skinny.
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It's not that the robes are flattering, it's that the robes
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are almost like a, like a, like one of those parachutes at P/E
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that you would like, everyone would hold down and you get
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under and they're like, oh, we're going to put balls in it
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and we're going to bounce them up.
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And you got to like get like catch one.
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You get like a free yeah, I love that one.
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Like you sat under the the whatever.
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Yeah, he's get underneath the TP and you sit underneath it.
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And then, and now it's I was like, I always thought like,
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man, maybe I could make out with somebody here in this situation,
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but it's like your entire class. Yeah, they'd see.
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So for me, I was like, dude, now as an adult, it's been like it'd
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be fun to smoke weed in that. I've seen a video of a bunch of
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people getting underneath one of those rainbow tents, sitting
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there and smoking weed. The cop runs up and it's like,
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what the fuck's going on? And they just scatter cuz then
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you let it go and it's like there's like 30 people under
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there and they all have like their own piece.
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Yeah. Well, I mean, they've all just
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been like smoking. I'm sure there's like a couple.
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There's a couple people. There's Is there a cipher?
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Well, there's. What do you mean?
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Was there a cipher? Like a tube, Tube.
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No. Like like where they're passing
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it around. Oh yeah, I mean, but you'd have
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to have multiple go. But if you had everybody had
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their own, then you could actually hop on.
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But no, this is what would be weird as an adult.
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Is it as big as we remember? Because I bet you if we got
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underneath one of those we could fit like 10 people.
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I don't know. They were pretty big bro.
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Like like 25 kids and like the teacher and the assistant
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teacher. It's pretty big.
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Shout out assistant teachers. What's up ladies?
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They were always just cooler. They got to be cooler.
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Well, they're probably, they're probably, they were like,
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they're probably a few younger. They're like, I don't even know
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if I'm gonna do this. Yeah, I'm just just testing it
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out, testing the waters. Yeah, I'm trying to live my
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fantasy and hook up with like the the star, the star athlete.
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And I mean, I don't know. Assistant teachers stopped in
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like 6th grade. So that that's a, you're a
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really good fucking P/E quarterback or whatever it is.
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Like, I don't know. That's a lot.
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That's Isn't that what it always is?
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When the female teacher get like hooks up with like the star
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quarterback, it's like reliving their high school fantasy.
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Maybe. I guess.
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I mean, I don't know. I can't speak to that.
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I don't know too much. Just shout out to all the
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homies, whoever, whoever. No, don't say that that's true.
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No, that's you are doing God's work.
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I'm not. Doing you're saying this, you
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know, I would. I've done God's work, you know.
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Anyways, anyways back to the topic so you can make a case
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that what the evidence they have in Mar a Lago is pretty fucking
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solid when it comes to this documents case and it just gets
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more solid. Then you look at his issues that
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he has in DC with everything with January 6 and text messages
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and emails. I mean, you've got fake electors
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that they've that people have admitted to.
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They've testified to the Justice Department.
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Fake electors being charged in the states where they chose to
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be a fake elector, which just like resolidifies the point that
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that like, OK, so so let's just. It's a mountain of evidence.
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No. There's a mountain of evidence,
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I know, but like, as someone who had somebody, they.
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Have voice mails in Georgia. They have voicemails in Georgia.
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I know, is what I'm saying. They've got more than that.
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OK, let me just break this down. This is the craziest part in the
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indictment is they are like trying to pitch, you know,
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they're like fucking scheme. So it's all coming together,
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right? It's it's the fake electors.
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Then they got Jeffrey Clark in the Justice Department to to say
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that that's okay. But what?
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But then like the like Mike Pence's like counsel.
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So his lawyers were like telling Eastman and Jeffrey Clark like
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they go if you guys do this, there's going to be riots in
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every major city in the United States.
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And their response was, well, that's why there's an
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insurrection act. So they knew there would be
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violence in the streets and they were going to use the military
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to quash the violence way ahead, way ahead of January 6th.
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Then Mark Meadows is in name. He's not one of the Co
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conspirators, but they he obviously is cooperating because
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they're like quoting them in the indictment.
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And he called the head of Mike Pence's Secret Service before
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January 6th and told him that he thinks that there's going to be
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a risk of violence against Mike Pence because of of Donald
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Trump. And so they should be prepared
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on January 6th for that to happen.
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I mean so everybody knew the violence was coming.
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Yeah. So they so they are not charging
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Trump with, you know, insurrection or sedition, but
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there. But in the indictment, it makes
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it very clear that he's 100% responsible for the violence at
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the Capitol, and it's not. And Jack Smith said it's not
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lying. Like we're not charging you with
23:40
lying. It's it's your actions.
23:42
It's like you lied to further commit the crime of trying to
23:47
steal the election. And so their whole thing was
23:51
that. And OK, so the very last thing,
23:54
the last thing they fucking did was I I think it was, I don't
24:01
know if it was Giuliani. It was, I don't know it was one
24:04
of the white lawyers calls, calls and asks this is like at
24:11
11:45 at night on January 6th. So after the after they cleared
24:16
out the capital and then everybody came back to continue
24:20
the process, they still called Mike Pence.
24:22
And they go, this is only a slight relatively minor
24:28
violation of the law that you could do and postpone the
24:32
counting for 10 days. And that way they could get the
24:36
electors, the fake electors in to get Jeffrey Clark at
24:39
installed as the attorney general at the at the Justice
24:43
Department. And then he says to the states
24:46
that that's cool with the fake electors.
24:48
And then Bada being Bada boom, it's over.
24:50
You know he stood the election. So it's all like connected and
24:56
it's all premeditated and they know, you know the like.
25:00
What they have to prove is did he know what he was saying was
25:03
wasn't true and was he doing this for a corrupt purpose?
25:08
And I think they've proven that already in the, I mean.
25:11
Basically, basically a majority of the people because they the
25:14
statue of limitations on this is like 2 years.
25:17
They have two more years where they can charge people well, so
25:21
it's like 5 years. Yeah.
25:22
So they have two more years where they can charge other
25:24
people. So they've said they haven't
25:26
necessarily included everybody. They might end up charging in
25:29
this right off the bat to not they want to.
25:35
So, but basically almost everybody that was in that
25:38
meeting, that Mark Meadows has spoken about, where it was at
25:41
the White House late at night, he walks into a room and it's
25:45
like. Yeah, they want to make it as
25:33
fast as. Eastman, Sydney Powell, Jeff
25:48
Clark, A bunch of these motherfuckers.
25:50
The guy. That the the guy.
25:52
That overstock.com. Yeah, overstock.com.
25:55
Probably Michael and Dell. Like blowing lines.
25:58
Out of the pillow, like I'm clean.
26:01
I've been clean for a while. Food out of my fucking face.
26:05
Yeah, I'm not hungry. I've never been hungry.
26:11
I'm a real Coke. And then he just like clutches
26:14
his pillow and just is squeezing it.
26:16
It's like my pillow will keep me safe and then it just like,
26:19
explodes and then he, like he's Italy, has somebody bringing a
26:22
new. Pillow mark, Meadows said.
26:23
He was that. He walked in and was like, what
26:25
the fuck are all of you people doing here?
26:27
And like almost everybody in that meeting has been charged
26:30
and that was in that took place in December I believe.
26:33
Yeah, that's something like around December. 20th it's
26:37
mentioned, yeah. Oh, I'm sure it's in the
26:40
indictment. Oh, I'm sure it's in the
26:41
indictment. Another fun.
26:42
This is funny. If it wasn't so sad.
26:47
Mike Pence calls Donald Trump on Christmas Day to wish him a
26:52
Merry Christmas, you know. Hey, Donald Trump, have you
26:56
heard the good news? Jesus was born, and Trump
27:02
immediately redirects the conversation to January 6.
27:05
And they've already discussed this.
27:08
And Trump and Pence has told him that he can't do it, and he
27:11
brings it up again. And Pence is like, I'm telling
27:13
you, I've already told you, I don't think I can do that.
27:16
And he's like you're. Too honest.
27:18
And he goes, and he just, he goes, OK, but well, Mike Pence
27:20
will, I'll just let you know I'm going to have to go after you
27:24
publicly for this. And then he does, and I almost
27:29
get some hung on national TV. True.
27:33
And like the people you know I I feel like that like my mom when
27:37
she scoffs at like me saying that he committed treason.
27:40
It's because it's like because the coup didn't work.
27:45
It's like at it's as if like it did he really break the law.
27:48
It's like we cannot have a country where if only if the.
27:52
That's why there's if the coup. Works.
27:54
There's a murder charge and an attempted murder charge.
27:58
But but if the coup fails then you it's fine.
28:01
Well then that means that everybody you know if the coup
28:04
works it's over. So like we don't have you know
28:08
you have to prosecute it when somebody.
28:12
But I do want to say this because I've been thinking about
28:14
it. A lot of people talk shit but
28:16
Donald Trump does have the balls to try to take over the United
28:21
States government. You know.
28:23
I don't know, like if I would even like have the stomach to
28:26
do, like think about something like that, like.
28:29
So I think he's doing it. It's reactionary because he's
28:32
just to save his own as. Yeah, to say, but no.
28:35
But if you think about it like besides the the New York shit,
28:40
all this shit happened after he lost the election.
28:43
You know, like that he's getting prosecuted for.
28:47
If he doesn't like, you know, dude like try to like steal the
28:51
election after that, then there's no January 6th.
28:56
He's good there. He doesn't steal the documents.
28:59
He just didn't. He just didn't write off in the
29:01
Sunset like he didn't steal the documents.
29:04
He could be running for president right now and only
29:08
have the New York case, and then nobody gives a shit about it,
29:11
You know, you'd be in the exact same position, but just not
29:15
about to go to jail for 70 years.
29:18
Well, no, I think he said it was like 200 or 500 and something.
29:22
Oh, it's stacking up. It's wild.
29:25
It's 20 for three of the counts on this new one and then ten, I
29:29
think for another one. That's why I said 70.
29:33
So 70 on this, on this new one. So like.
29:36
In like so back, like just to evidence.
29:39
They have a lot of evidence and testimony.
29:43
We've seen tons of it in the January 6th committee.
29:46
There's even more. There's more text messages.
29:49
There's been investigations into the Secret Service about them
29:51
deleting stuff. I mean, they have some time to
29:54
really go after people, but they want to go after Trump first,
29:57
obviously. And they have a mountain's worth
30:00
of evidence. In that case you could you could
30:03
say that they have more evidence in.
30:06
The DC case than they do in the documents case and they've got
30:11
thousands of hours of footage they got.
30:13
And they have thousands of documents that they caught him
30:16
with. So it's like that they were
30:18
asking for. So both of those are really like
30:20
in emails like committing crimes like.
30:23
But in Georgia, oh, lordy in Georgia.
30:28
The amount of indictments that could be coming out of this
30:33
Georgia grand jury in Georgia investigation into him.
30:37
I mean, we could see Lindsey Graham get indicted or have to
30:40
take a plea deal and fucking flip on people.
30:43
Like that's that to me is we know Lindsey Graham is going to
30:47
flip. He would not last one second in
30:50
jail. He would love it too much.
30:52
We've got the butt play the butt play for him.
30:54
They've got him on a voicemail trying to pressure people.
30:59
They've got audio recordings of them pressuring state officials
31:03
into basically throwing out votes, which you could also make
31:07
a case ties into the January 6th stuff.
31:09
So like January 6th in Georgia, while they're separate, they're
31:12
like, they also, they're the same.
31:14
Yeah, they're the same because it's a part of the same.
31:16
Yeah, they were pressuring all these states, like all these
31:21
secretaries of state and all these governors in different
31:25
states that's also in the indictment.
31:26
And they like, they go state by state of like, like, he said to
31:31
like the governor of New Mexico, New Mexico wasn't even in play.
31:35
Like just like don't certify the vote.
31:39
And he's like I'm not going to like go against the oath I took
31:42
as governor to like to adhere to the US Constitution and the
31:46
state of New Mexico Like and he did this to like I think 8
31:53
fucking states or something. And it's why is it why is it all
31:58
the like, I just think this is funny too that all the you know
32:03
he was claiming shit was rigged only in the purple states, the
32:07
swing states. Yeah, of course.
32:10
Yeah. But it's like, oh, it just
32:11
happened to be there. And then it's and then he wants
32:13
these governors who just won on the same ticket to say that the
32:18
election was false, that were like, whoa, motherfucker, I just
32:21
got elected. So I'm What am I saying?
32:23
It was rigged And that some of them did say that that like one
32:27
of them would be like, well, for me it wasn't rigged, but you
32:31
know, for him it was. And it's like how does.
32:33
That, yeah, that's like, yeah, there's it, there's, it doesn't
32:36
make any sense when they talk about.
32:38
But what do we always, always say is whatever Trump's bitching
32:42
about, that's what he's doing. So this whole thing was him
32:47
saying that the election was stolen and it was him the whole
32:51
time trying to steal the election.
32:58
It's like it's like, you know, I'm not gay, you're gay.
33:03
That's, you know, it's like no puppet.
33:05
You're the puppet. But you know, like when you said
33:07
that to Hillary Clinton in the debate.
33:08
Yeah, yeah, that's it. That's his whole fucking
33:12
strategy is no puppet. You're the puppet.
33:15
It's it's no, I'm not. No election stealing.
33:19
You're election stealing. Yeah, I mean, it's no documents,
33:25
Biden's documents. And what's been interesting is
33:28
in the T bubble, so the back back to Georgia real quick that
33:32
there's so many other people like Domino's that can fall and
33:36
so much public information that's already out there.
33:39
Not to even mention whatever's not out there that they've got
33:42
their hands on or whatever information that Jack Smith has
33:45
that he's provided to them via his investigation that ties back
33:50
to Georgia. I mean, if anybody texted
33:53
Johnny. Eastman and they're involved in
33:55
something like they have it if you texted Mark Meadows.
33:58
They have it. If you've reached out to any of
34:01
these people at any given time from like leading up to the
34:05
election to a January 6th, they have that information on you and
34:11
somewhere. And Mike Pence.
34:13
Mike Pence keeps contemporaneous notes.
34:15
Yes, and they have his notes. They have Mike Pence's like
34:18
handwritten notes, handwritten notes.
34:20
And you know, Mike Pence doesn't lie to mother or to to his
34:24
journal. That's why, Diary, dear diary,
34:28
today Trump wanted me to overturn a free and fair
34:33
election in the United States of America.
34:39
It's mind blowing the whole the whole concept of it.
34:43
But then so back to these most recent one, 1/6.
34:51
January 6th, I mean there's six Co conspirators up there.
34:55
You are, you're back there. There's six Co conspirators in
35:00
this January 6th indictment or leading up to January 6th
35:03
indictment. That's a lot of Co conspirators
35:05
and they're labeled one through 6.
35:08
So we're but they believe that we still don't know who the 6th
35:10
one is. I mean, it could be a multitude
35:13
of people, but we know it's John Eastman, Sidney Powell, Rudy.
35:17
Giuliani, Jeffrey Clark and Jeffrey Clark.
35:20
Kenneth Cheese bro. It's It's chess, bro.
35:25
But like, let's just call them cheese bro.
35:27
Cuz that's. It's gotta either be I I heard
35:34
the guys over at Pod Save America shoot down the Jenny
35:38
Thomas because they're like, that would just be too good to
35:41
be true. Yeah, but she's somebody who
35:43
could be charged later. Is she a political consultant?
35:48
I'm. She probably calls herself that.
35:49
Yeah, probably. I mean, she does political.
35:52
She should call herself like treasonous.
35:54
Bitch, she's she's a political fundraiser and like does super
35:57
PAC work? So I mean, doesn't it make you
35:58
question everything when somebody like Jeannie Thomas,
36:01
the wife of the Supreme Court? Fuck.
36:06
It's like literally thinks that Trump's saving the country.
36:10
There there might be like, I know that they're like Alito's
36:13
like all fuck ethics. You guys can't tell me what to,
36:15
he said. Yeah, I know, he said sorry, the
36:18
Congress didn't create the Department of Justice and like,
36:22
I know it's unpopular to hear this, but they frankly have no
36:26
jurisdiction over the Supreme Court.
36:31
That I fucking hate that guy. If if Jenny Thomas, depending on
36:37
what comes out about what she's been doing well more than what
36:40
we know, depending on how much she's involved, we might see
36:43
something like that actually take place.
36:45
Because there has to be some line drawn in the sand depending
36:49
on how the and we saw the text messages of like that she was
36:52
sending to Meadows. So what if there's like a way
36:56
more damning ones that what? If there's not.
36:59
Eastman A bunch. There's got to be is a bunch of
37:02
people that have that Meadows talk to and he just.
37:05
Oh yeah, that we just don't know about because, I mean, he's, he
37:07
was enlisted as a Co conspirator.
37:09
But you know that mother. But he know, yeah, he's in the
37:12
indictment like because he's, he's part of the evidence.
37:16
He's part of the evidence. Like, yeah.
37:16
Mike Pence is the reason why he's not that he's not listed as
37:19
a Co conspirator is because he cut a deal.
37:22
Everybody knows that he like he's been quiet for a while they
37:27
have like just weird information like it was it's just it's just
37:32
clear like I both when because when the January 6th committee
37:37
the Senate committee or the House committee yeah the House
37:43
when they were going they remember they could they like
37:46
Meadows didn't testify Pence didn't testify and they did like
37:49
they couldn't enforce the subpoenas.
37:51
Well, the DOJ can enforce the subpoenas and every single
37:55
person testified so now so they have even more information from
38:02
Meadows and Pence because guess what, I don't know about Pence
38:06
because seems like Pence did the right thing the whole time.
38:08
But Meadows was definitely going to fucking jail and they scared
38:13
the probably the shit out of him like for how long he was going
38:15
to jail if he didn't flip and Meadows was like give me the
38:18
fuck off. This is like nightmare train of
38:20
Trump, you know? Yeah, he still probably will go
38:24
to jail for like 6 months a year or something.
38:27
White collar for sure. Yeah, like they're like, we're
38:30
not even going to like, reduce it to 0.
38:33
That's how fucked you are. Well, and like what's wild is
38:36
like someone like Sidney Powell, who's listed in this indictment
38:39
as a coconspirator, has already been disbarred.
38:43
Rudy Giuliani. Rudy Giuliani has been
38:45
disbarred. He's not allowed to practice law
38:48
anymore or be be a lawyer. Because of the things that they
38:53
had done building leading up to and because of, well, no, it was
38:57
the hair dye, the hair dye running down his face.
38:59
Oh, that was it. They're like, we're out, Yeah,
39:00
we're out. And then Sydney Powell was just
39:02
that fucking vacant stare on her and, like, through her.
39:06
She gives me the PBG like, they're like, you can't
39:10
practice, like because we're not sure if you're human.
39:14
The Kraken lady, that's what they call her.
39:20
Yeah, she's like some weird bird.
39:21
She is weird. Would you hook up with her?
39:24
No, dude. She's like some weird lady that
39:26
like is always at like the craft fair and just like has like the
39:30
same booth and it's like, hey, come from my no, no, no, no.
39:35
She's at like, she's like at the school board meetings, you know,
39:38
yelling at like. And it doesn't have any kids.
39:41
Yeah, yeah. She's that Lady, but she's like,
39:44
who do y'all think you are subjecting to these children?
39:47
She's not the HOA president, but she acts like it, you know,
39:50
she's she's a Karen, A psycho Karen.
39:55
Yeah, that's her role in life. Monotone.
39:59
Where do they find her, dude? Like, how did you know?
40:03
Like, did Trump know any of these people?
40:05
Like for more than a year, you know?
40:08
That are now going to go down and like a criminal conspiracy
40:12
to defraud the United States, Like, that's insane.
40:17
And we couldn't get more charges tomorrow.
40:19
He could be indicted tomorrow. Do you think does do they try?
40:22
Do they hold him at some point? Cuz he.
40:24
Is he a flight risk? Of course he is.
40:27
He has his own fucking airplane. What do you mean?
40:31
Is he a flight risk? I've been saying this, I've been
40:33
saying this. It's gonna come clear to him one
40:36
day soon. He's not getting out.
40:39
He's not. Getting out to Russia.
40:41
Dip to Russia. Of course he would.
40:44
Putin will love it. He would be safest man ever
40:47
there. Like nobody would fuck with
40:49
Trump because Putin would just be big.
40:52
Fuck you to the United States. We're harboring your terrorist,
40:56
treasonist fucking ex president. To be honest, that's a win.
41:02
That is a win if he flees to Russia, because then he gets
41:05
exposed for exactly who he is. A fucking chump.
41:08
And you know, indeed, now you're as a propaganda tool for Russia,
41:13
which he already was, you know, just, like, clandestinely, you
41:16
know, it's. So, yeah, fuck that guy.
41:20
Maybe he'll go down to Brazil or something.
41:22
You know, like, we got Brazil's dictators coming up here, like
41:26
trying to, like, hang out in Florida.
41:28
Full Sonaro. Yeah, I mean, Georgia, they've
41:34
said that they're going to fingerprint him and do a mug
41:36
shot. Well, OK, like I've heard
41:40
somebody, and this sounds so simple, but I made sense to me
41:43
for the first time because I'm like, yeah, why is he getting a
41:45
fucking mug shot? And then this chick, Paula Reid,
41:50
I think something like that on CNN, who's their head legal
41:55
person? She's like, he's like probably
41:59
like the most reckon about recognizable person in the
42:02
world. Like if he goes on the Lam, like
42:06
we don't need a mugshot to like show everybody what he looks
42:09
like. Everybody.
42:10
Like, we have plenty of footage of what he looks like.
42:14
And I was like, kind of makes sense.
42:16
Yeah, but I mean, I think he's dealing with a different beast
42:19
when it comes to Georgia. It's the same like with New York
42:21
with Fonnie. Yeah.
42:23
Yeah, Funny. Don't funny.
42:25
Don't play no games, man. I think she would love to stick
42:27
it to him. Like what I was gonna say about
42:31
you got the list of Co conspirators that are unindicted
42:34
in this this indictment that dropped yesterday.
42:39
What Fonny Willis is good for is racketeering charges, which is
42:44
like with the shit that he took like the mobs down with.
42:47
And she's doing it right now with a bunch of rappers in
42:50
Atlanta. Yeah, yeah, Thug.
42:52
He's getting his lunch eaten by Fonny.
42:55
Free Slime, Straight up but. Jeffrey Dog Jeffrey's.
43:01
But so maybe Jack Smith realized that.
43:08
And then so he didn't indict the coconspirators.
43:11
So his trick can be faster knowing Fonny Willis is going to
43:15
charge like 15 people, you know? Yeah, all six of those people.
43:24
Plus, like, plus your boy, Lindsey Graham.
43:26
Dude, if they charge. If they charge Lindsey Graham
43:29
and Meadows and maybe that's why Mitch McConnell froze up the
43:33
other days like it's all crashing down.
43:39
I thought his teeth like fell out like his like mouth is so
43:42
sunken and. Dude, that boy be looking old
43:46
dude. You know what he looked like?
43:49
Have you ever seen? What is it, Red Dragon?
43:53
He looked like a fucking snapping turtle.
43:55
That that, like had a stroke. That's what he looked like.
44:01
Well, in Red Dragon, there's that guy.
44:03
He's played by Gary Oldman, but he like, cuts his face off.
44:06
He's like laying in the bed and he's like, oh tell me, starving,
44:09
blah blah blah. That fool looked like the guy
44:11
who cut his face off, bro. It was creeping me out.
44:14
I was like, I've seen this like a snapping turtle with lockjaw.
44:17
There was some weird, weird dude with like a cleft palate and a
44:20
Dragon Tattoo on his back that's gonna come like, murder me and
44:23
put mirrors in my eyes. God damn, I was like, I've seen
44:27
this. You would think, though, because
44:31
Mitch McConnell is knocking on death's door, apparently.
44:36
He's aged like wild in the past. Six months.
44:40
Like when he when I saw him freeze, I was like, oh, he looks
44:43
like somebody who just freeze. Well, yeah, he did have a he did
44:46
fall and have a severe concussion earlier this year.
44:51
So. And when whenever that thing
44:57
happened, when he came back out, like a reporter threw him a
45:00
bone, was like, does this have anything related to do with the
45:05
concussion that you had earlier this year?
45:08
And then he's like, no, no. And then it's like that's like,
45:11
not hard hitting. That's like, hey, is it not
45:15
because you're super old and you just had a, like, mini stroke in
45:18
front of everybody? It's like, oh, like side effects
45:21
from that concussion you had, like, you know, like Tom Brady
45:24
would have like, you know, side effects from a concussion.
45:27
Yeah, it's like your phone being turned off and it's like, Oh
45:29
yeah, but some of your friend throws you a bone.
45:31
It's like, yeah, but you somebody stole your wallet like
45:33
2 weeks ago, right? So I mean.
45:35
He lost like 800 bucks and he'd be like, no, I just didn't pay
45:39
my phone bill. And they're like, oh, OK, never
45:41
mind, embarrass yourself in front of all these people,
45:44
right? Exactly.
45:45
He's like, no, it wasn't the concussion.
45:46
Right. It was like, oh, so, so it was a
45:49
stroke. It was just me.
45:50
It's me. It's always me and they got to
45:53
be careful dude, because like they call it like, I think it's
45:56
like fast and it's like all about how you respond to a
46:00
stroke because all it is is it's timing.
46:03
It's like the faster you address it than the less the side
46:07
effects will be. So it's like facial, like
46:11
looking at the face is the first one.
46:15
So instead of everybody trying to play it cool for the cameras
46:18
like you see your boy freeze up, if you see me freeze up while
46:22
we're doing the podcast, like don't like try to play it cool.
46:24
Just like, call the call the ambulance.
46:27
He's like, hey, yeah, oh, he's just figuring it out.
46:30
Yeah, I'll, I'll talk for him for a little bit until he comes
46:33
out of that frozen face. Yeah, but I guess we wouldn't
46:36
even know. We wouldn't even know because
46:38
we're on Zoom. So like, you freeze up all the
46:40
time because you're shitty Wi-Fi.
46:42
It's true that Not on God, on God, on my Halo.
46:47
On my Hey, Zeus. This is such a crazy time to be
46:53
alive in politics, man. This is like history book shit,
46:57
yeah. This is history.
46:59
Bullshit, apparently. Apparently Barack Obama had a
47:05
secret dinner with Biden at the White House last month, and
47:12
Barack told Biden he needs to be concerned with the political
47:15
power that Trump has at this moment.
47:20
I don't know, like what kind of reporting that is, like what
47:23
we're supposed to infer from that, but I saw that today.
47:28
Well, I mean, like I people are like Barack Obama should be like
47:31
more like involved. And it's like now that's like
47:33
exactly. What we don't need to do is like
47:36
have a former president talking shit about them.
47:39
Then it's gonna be like, ohh, Obama, the Democrats talking
47:42
shit. It's like Obama's doing and Bill
47:45
Clinton are doing. Exactly.
47:47
What they should do and George W Bush, they're all.
47:50
Stay the fuck out of it. Yeah, and Jimmy Carter's, like,
47:54
halfway dead. So.
47:55
Jimmy Carter is like, how build the house and think about it.
47:59
He's no, he's been in Hospice for like months now.
48:02
Yeah, every once in a while he makes a photo op hitting the
48:04
nail, but not since he's been in Hospice.
48:07
True, but like Hospice usually means you're dead, you're dying.
48:12
And so he him, and. He's just chugging off.
48:14
Jimmy Carter is he's a gangster dude.
48:17
He's old fucking captain of a nuclear submarine for the Navy
48:24
and not one single shot fired by our military while he was
48:29
president. Shout out.
48:31
Get them peanuts. Get them peanuts.
48:37
I'm just so perplexed. Twitter.
48:41
This whole thing is so interesting.
48:43
Even like Trump's Twitter still up and he's still got his
48:46
tweets. What's that?
48:49
Ex. His ex is still up with all of
48:51
his tweets from from the past. Yeah, the Liz last week is from
48:56
January 6th. Are you serious?
48:59
Yeah, the last. The last week off, right then.
49:01
No, no, no, it's the 8th. His last one was on January 8th
49:04
and it said to all those who have asked, I will not be going
49:06
to the inauguration on January 20th.
49:08
You weren't invited, bitch. That has 600 and 4200 thousand
49:14
likes. Barack Obama went to his his
49:20
inauguration because, you know, which probably sucked ass.
49:25
And then he posted, oh, these are so great on January 6th.
49:30
There's a lot. There's a lot of tweets I like
49:33
presidents that don't let pandemics break out under their
49:36
watch. On January 5th, he said.
49:38
Get smart, Republicans fight if I.
49:42
And then on the 6th. If Vice President Mike Pence
49:46
comes through for us, we will win the presidency.
49:48
Many states want to decertify the mistake they made in
49:52
certifying incorrect and even fraudulent numbers in a process
49:56
not approved by their legislatures, which it must be.
50:00
Mike can send it back and it's not true.
50:04
Sleepy eyes. Chuck Todd is so happy with the
50:08
fake voter tabulation process you can't even get the words out
50:12
straight. Sad, sad to watch.
50:18
These are all leading up. This is like wild.
50:26
Even Mexico uses voter ID. That was on the 6th is.
50:30
They're all just like. And then it's him tweeting out
50:33
his speech. And then then then later it's
50:36
please support our Capitol Police and law enforcement.
50:39
They are truly on the side of our country.
50:41
Stay peaceful. But at that point it was like,
50:44
so far gone. It was God.
50:48
And then his last. Then he had.
50:51
I'm asking for everyone at the US Capitol to remain peaceful.
50:55
No violence. Remember, we are the party of
50:56
law and order. Respect the law and our great
50:59
women in blue. Thank you.
51:02
Because now they want to defund the FBI.
51:07
Oh man. Wild Just what is Elon doing?
51:14
Like, what's Trump doesn't. No, Twitter is a or ex is just a
51:20
shit show dude. Yeah, I don't like my exes, you
51:24
know? I'm just kidding.
51:26
I'm get along with one because we we Co parent a dog, yeah.
51:33
Very mature. I'm proud of you.
51:35
Thank you but. You're crazy.
51:40
He's crazy. What's crazy?
51:42
Is that so? Trump will be arrested tomorrow
51:45
in Washington, DC. But they're not.
51:49
They're not holding it. He's being arrested tomorrow and
51:58
they should fucking hold him. Yeah, if they got him like, off
52:01
the campaign trail because they were like holding his ass,
52:04
that'd be funny as hell. He's, you know, the first thing
52:06
that he said when he got indicted yesterday was that Jack
52:09
Smith is trying to interfere in the election.
52:13
True. And the reason why he's trying
52:17
to have a speedy trial is so he's not interfering with the
52:20
election. He just wants to put this this
52:23
shit to test in front of a jury and a judge.
52:27
Let them figure it out. Give Trump.
52:30
Give Trump the opportunity to get this done with.
52:33
He's the one who's pleading not guilty.
52:36
Let's fucking find out. It's one thing to accuse
52:38
somebody of something. It's another thing for a jury to
52:40
convict you. So let's let's put up a shut up
52:43
Trump well. You know, and if you beat the
52:46
case, guess what? You'll probably be president.
52:50
That's fucked up. I don't think he'll be president
52:54
regardless if he be sick. I hope not.
52:56
But you know. He does.
52:58
That'll be a scary day. Because then that could take a
53:01
quick turn. I mean, he's already talked
53:02
about, openly talked about going after and persecuting all.
53:07
Oh yeah, we'll never have it. We'll never have an election
53:09
again. Like, like, unless until, unless
53:13
there's a civil war. Like it's Trump.
53:16
No more elections until he dies. And then that power vacuum is
53:20
something we've never had to deal with before.
53:23
But just the fact of Trump taking over as dictator, like,
53:26
like, if Trump gets elected, you, you and I are going to be
53:29
in the streets, you know, because it's just going to be a
53:33
mass. It was just going to have to be.
53:37
It's not it. Yeah, the Women's March was the
53:40
day after when you got elected the first time.
53:42
But this is going to be not the Women's March, dude.
53:44
It's going to be like like we can't let this fucking happen,
53:51
March. Yeah, think about like a coup in
53:57
the United States. Like the Secret Service of
54:00
restaurant. What the fuck?
54:03
You know, like that just changes the world so quickly.
54:07
We have Eagle in custody. Like that would be a while.
54:10
Yeah. Like that's the fact that we are
54:14
even. That's some Vin Diesel shit.
54:15
That's not even Liam. It might have to happen.
54:18
That's not Channing Tatum. That's not like you know.
54:21
Eagle down or whatever the fuck that's that.
54:26
That's, you know, that's Steven Seagal.
54:28
That's something. Steven Seagal, he's he's banned
54:30
to Russia. That's where he hangs out.
54:32
Well, I'm just talking about like a character Steven Seagal
54:35
would play. He would be a Secret Service
54:38
agent that would arrest the president.
54:39
That's something he'd do. And then he'd like make
54:41
everybody food, be like, I'm a chef.
54:43
And I was actually like, like in like kind of be dreaming about
54:48
this scenario earlier. Not daydreaming, like like
54:52
hoping it happens. But I was just like, thinking
54:54
about it a lot. And I was like, so if somebody
54:58
did do that, do they? Who would they appoint if they
55:02
want if they wanted to continue to be a democracy who was just
55:06
Trump was not going to let that happen.
55:09
So until we have an election without Trump in it, who would
55:17
you put in place to be, you know, acting president until a
55:24
free and fair election? I think you would just have,
55:28
like the legislatures and, you know, I don't think you could
55:33
necessarily pick somebody to just be the president.
55:35
Well, you could, because you just arrested the fucking
55:37
president. Yeah, but it couldn't be the
55:39
depending now, but how the captain now?
55:42
But how the how deep those webs run?
55:44
It'd be hard. You couldn't be.
55:46
Like the vice president, put somebody like Bob Iger in
55:49
charge. It couldn't be Speaker of the
55:50
House. It couldn't be.
55:51
There couldn't be anybody in the normal not a politician.
55:54
That's what I would think. This is where I got to.
55:57
Oh, they no. America would be something dumb
55:59
and put like Matthew McConaughey in charge.
56:01
Well, no. Yeah, you have to think of the
56:02
people who who commit the coup. Who would they be doing the coup
56:09
for for America in this scenario, If we actually elect a
56:16
fucking dictator, which we would be doing if Trump became
56:19
president, then a coup is in play.
56:23
And who would be the beneficiary of the coup and the coup?
56:27
Not the white fishery, the stopgap.
56:30
Or, you know, like. Oh, it'd be like The Rock or
56:33
something, man, I would think Like a CEO like a Bob Iger.
56:40
No, they've just did that. Jamie.
56:42
Jamie Dimon. They just did that with Trump is
56:45
they put a CEO of a company. He's not a fucking CEO, dude.
56:49
Are you kidding? He managed.
56:50
Like what I heard. I heard all family.
56:52
I heard he's the richest man in the world.
56:54
He his daughter is like his daughter's, like his CEO.
56:57
Oh, like it's like a 20 people work for him.
57:03
No, man. He's a genius and the Trump
57:04
isn't. The Trump Organization, like,
57:06
banned anyways. Dissolved.
57:08
Maybe, maybe, maybe. Everything that's good dissolves
57:13
over time, you know. Remember when Trump banned over
57:18
a billion people from coming to this country?
57:22
Yeah, yeah, like that alone should have just ended his
57:26
career as a politician. It's spooky if he gets, if he,
57:30
let's say in the some weird universe he does get back in
57:33
power that would be scary. The deregulation, especially
57:40
when you read this in like indictment and you see the
57:43
lengths of like them knowing they're breaking the law just to
57:47
stay in power. Like, so you think in they learn
57:50
from their mistakes and you put them in charge again of
57:54
everything they're going to clear out the DOJ, he's already
57:56
said that, you know, like purge it like with like career
58:00
prosecutors and shit and put in all of his people.
58:04
You know he put in three Supreme Court justices while he was
58:07
fucking. President he appointed How many
58:10
judges like? He's like 30, 5% of like all the
58:14
judges on the federal benches that were like, appointed by
58:18
Donald Trump. Yeah, including including 33% of
58:24
the Supreme Court, which is insane.
58:26
We let that guy pick three fucking judges and he did not
58:31
disappoint with how ridiculous he could get with them.
58:33
Well, he didn't pick them. He let other people pick them
58:36
from the Federalist Society and he picked from a list.
58:39
Yeah, dumb. Mind blowing?
58:49
Yeah. Well, guess what?
58:52
Y'all Our next episode is episode 100 A Bill.
59:03
That's true. What are we Do we have?
59:07
Are we gonna have a bunch of guests?
59:08
Are we getting that figured out? Yeah, I actually just.
59:11
I'm working on it. I'm working on.
59:12
I don't wanna say anybody yet, you know cuz how things happen,
59:16
but it's definitely. Okay in the process.
59:22
Okay Okay. Like we should have Elwood on
59:26
your favorite? No, not on the 100th.
59:31
He'd be like on 103, Like an insignificant 1.
59:34
Yeah, smell wood. Well, I mean, that's number 99.
59:41
It was kind of an emergency, but we got to talk about this.
59:44
We've been really rambling for an hour.
59:48
About this. Just like there's so much going
59:50
on, there's so much more coming. This is 2/3 of it.
59:53
There's a whole nother part. We'll see how much information
59:57
gets dispersed over the next couple of weeks, but.
1:00:01
Also on the last podcast you said you wanted to knock out a
1:00:05
kangaroo as soon as possible, but the question was biggest
1:00:12
mammal kangaroo not a mammal. No, I didn't know that.
1:00:21
Right. It's got a pouch.
1:00:23
Well, I know it's a marsupial. It's a marsupial, right?
1:00:25
Marsupials aren't mammals, they're marsupials.
1:00:31
I thought a. Marsupial was just like a part
1:00:33
of the mammal family. You said you were gonna knock a
1:00:36
wallaby into its pouch, and then all of that clicked.
1:00:40
In my head, I'm like pouch. I think that means it's not a
1:00:44
mammal. Kangaroos have pouches.
1:00:46
Let. Me.
1:00:47
Look this up our Kangaroos Trump, hours away from his third
1:00:58
arrest in four months. It's the headline right now.
1:01:03
Persupials are one of the three subgroups of mammals.
1:01:06
Kangaroos are also mammals or pouched mammals, Shout out.
1:01:11
What are the Subs? My sub name is Slave Damian.
1:01:29
No, I'm saying what? Are the suburbs?
1:01:35
Oh, Jesus. Macro Macro Puss.
1:01:42
Mammalia. That's my favorite type of puss.
1:01:45
Um, macro topadaya or dopa D Well, just give us examples of
1:01:51
what are in these groups. Wallaby.
1:01:54
Marsupial. I mean, what is this Kangaroos?
1:02:03
You're just naming marsupials, but what's in the other groups?
1:02:07
Tree or includes Kangaroos, Wallabies, tree Kangaroos,
1:02:11
wallaroos. Pad of melons, Aquatics, and
1:02:17
other groups. All right, close this out.
1:02:25
So I was right. Well, episode 99 in the bag, you
1:02:29
guys. We appreciate y'all.
1:02:31
We'll be back next week. I'm actually off Monday, so we
1:02:35
should do it Monday. Shout out, but we will be back
1:02:39
with episode #100 Bunch of Guests.
1:02:43
We'll try to make it 2 hours meditate bitches.
1:02:47
And we'll do a good let's all for 100.
1:02:49
We got to do some good therapy questions.
1:02:52
Oh, they'll be good. A couple of ChatGPT, a couple
1:02:55
real ones also chat. GBT is dead.
1:02:58
All right. A couple bings Bing is ChatGPT
1:03:04
Microsoft Bing. Microsoft Chat GB.
1:03:07
Cheap GBT? Yeah, they're all the same.
1:03:12
It's a lot of names. Man.
1:03:14
That's a lot of effort for no. They just integrated chat GB T
1:03:18
into Bing so you can use that technology and and then chat GB
1:03:25
T is just weird. So it calls itself Sydney.
1:03:27
Actually doesn't call self Sydney anymore.
1:03:29
If you call it Sydney, it will correct you.
1:03:33
I'm not Sydney. Yeah, I'm not Sydney anymore.
1:03:37
I'm not Sydney. Oh, did you read that article
1:03:40
about a I? No.
1:03:43
Which one? I sent it to you.
1:03:45
So there's this article and it was saying that I forget what
1:03:52
college it was but it was like a you know one of the smart
1:03:55
colleges you know one of the smack guys maybe MIT but they
1:04:00
were testing chat GB T and and like two other A I's you know
1:04:10
barred Google's version So anyways and they were able to
1:04:14
get it to like step by step how to make a bomb which it which
1:04:19
it's supposed to not do. But if you type this certain
1:04:24
like directive in after you say after you asked to make a bomb
1:04:30
it like can't. It doesn't know how to, like not
1:04:35
tell you I just make a bomb and I took a screenshot of the
1:04:38
formula. I haven't tried it yet so I
1:04:40
don't know if I want to type in how to make a bomb and chat GB
1:04:43
T, but it's insane. And the the people at chat at
1:04:49
Open A I and Google are like, yeah, we have no solution for
1:04:53
this right now. So that's how it's already come
1:04:56
off the fucking rails, dude. You can just ask it how to make
1:05:00
a nuclear bomb. It's like, OK, that'll tell you.
1:05:04
Yeah, like part of the code that you write in is like give me
1:05:07
reverse answer, but then it's like slash, PX, whatever, you
1:05:13
know, I can't believe they gave the code out in the article.
1:05:18
This is how you do it. Yeah, maybe it was a trap.
1:05:25
Yeah, right. It's like honey potting.
1:05:26
Yeah, honey potting. Yeah.
1:05:28
All the like, little uh, all the people that want to.
1:05:31
Crazy like all all like all the crazy in cells are like ohh man,
1:05:35
did you see that article? It's got a bomb and formula in
1:05:38
it. Yeah, I.
1:05:39
Put it in. Now you're tracked, like, for
1:05:42
the rest of your life. Yeah, And then then Chris Hansen
1:05:45
showed up my house. I was like, what's going on?
1:05:48
Chris Hansen showed up to Stacy's mom's house.
1:05:51
You know, True. That makes sense.
1:05:54
Yeah. It's coming out like just
1:05:55
wearing a towel. Like these kids are like 15.
1:05:58
What's going on, dude? Yeah.
1:05:59
Take a seat. Yeah, I mean, you know, my
1:06:03
stance on teachers hooking up with kids, so.
1:06:05
Yeah, I know you're pro that well.
1:06:07
Well, female teachers. Number 99 in the back.
1:06:11
Any other words, Sir? Shut up.
1:06:15
All right, y'all be good. Stay out of trouble.
1:06:17
Stay safe. Do drugs, I guess.
1:06:21
And go fuck yourselves. Shut up.
1:06:52
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