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Baked Clams | Son of a Boy Dad #232 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: No, I came up with that idea months ago.
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  Speaker 3: No, you you're saying that now because I had Now
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  Speaker 1: You'll have dated probably, Yeah, you're the dates at the top.
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  Speaker 5: Because I was watching a National geographic in a documentary
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  Speaker 5: about meth.
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  Speaker 1: They did yeah, and there are they in the forest?
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  Speaker 5: I think because Vice when I went.
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  Speaker 3: On, that's the cocaine one, and I've seen that. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Obviously messed up the synthesis process for cocaine. It's natural,
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  Speaker 3: it seems. But I remember the part that scared me
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  Speaker 3: was the amount of gasoline.
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  Speaker 5: They used a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I don't love that. I like
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  Speaker 3: the smell of gasoline.
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  Speaker 1: But smell cocaine diagram stuff.
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  Speaker 3: There so much gasoline, there's very natural, and then they.
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  Speaker 5: Just started dousing it with paint thinner.
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  Speaker 1: They're like on a tiki hut, Like they're like on
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  Speaker 1: a second level of a tiki hut pouring gasoline. It
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  Speaker 1: seems so dangerous, like smoking cigarettes, Like if they ash
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  Speaker 1: a cigarette, there flames, the whole Amazon forest is burning
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  Speaker 1: to the ground.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, from a drug production standpoint, what is the drug
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  Speaker 3: that you two if you if you had to, you
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  Speaker 3: think you could actually learn the process of making And
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  Speaker 3: I'm not talking about weed.
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  Speaker 1: The weed is pretty hard too. You need like black
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  Speaker 1: strap molasses. But that would be the easiest one to do, yes,
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  Speaker 1: but to do well.
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  Speaker 3: No, you don't have to do it well make it.
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  Speaker 3: Make a drug that could actually make someone get high.
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  Speaker 9: From pure synthesis starting at zero, I would do like
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  Speaker 9: a oxy cotton or something.
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  Speaker 3: You could make a painkiller.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's just you just got to get whatever
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  Speaker 5: the ingredients are and then you just press it done.
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  Speaker 1: Which probably like a head of lettuce, some turmeric, a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of rhubarb or something like that. What could
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  Speaker 1: the ingredients be that you have access to?
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  Speaker 5: Well, okay, if now we're talking access to the things,
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  Speaker 5: then I guess I couldn't make any.
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  Speaker 1: Drug exactly busted.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have access to.
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  Speaker 3: Make a cocaine meth. It would be the meth the
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  Speaker 3: way that people with with you know, suit fed, you
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  Speaker 3: would do it that way.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I don't want to make a cheap product.
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  Speaker 1: Brother, he wanted something high end, some shatter maybe some
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  Speaker 1: like I don't know. It's always like in like a
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  Speaker 1: tray or something.
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  Speaker 5: Have you ever seen the people that make dabs by?
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  Speaker 5: They just take weed and they put it in like
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  Speaker 5: a wax paper and then they just drive over it
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  Speaker 5: with their car like ten times.
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  Speaker 1: Really what.
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  Speaker 3: That? Or they take actual weed and put it on
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  Speaker 3: peanut butter on a cracker and microwave it a bunch
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  Speaker 3: and all of a sudden they're like, we have an edible.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're eating dry buds.
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  Speaker 5: I remember when I was in high school, one of
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  Speaker 5: my friends tried to make edibles with brownies and he
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  Speaker 5: just used regular like weed and put them into the brownies.
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  Speaker 5: And then we didn't want to cook them inside because
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  Speaker 5: he was like, it's gonna smell up the house. So
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  Speaker 5: he cooked them on a grill outside and they just
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  Speaker 5: didn't They were just awful.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it does think up the house.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: In our college house, we were making like we were
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  Speaker 1: using bush weed to make brownies and it's stunk through it,
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  Speaker 1: like the block smell. Yeah, it was disgusting. It's so nasty.
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  Speaker 1: But I guess you could use the stems or some shit.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Is there a cant you make like a weed tea
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  Speaker 5: with the stems? That was always the thing that I heard.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone knows, like save the stems, you can make a
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  Speaker 5: good tea with them.
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  Speaker 3: I bought the weed honey, but then I did not
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  Speaker 3: use a proper measuring tool to put it into my tea.
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  Speaker 3: So some cups would be nice, and then other cups
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  Speaker 3: I would be high the next day. And those were
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  Speaker 3: the days when I was doing barstol breakfast. And one
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  Speaker 3: time I did that and I woke up at you know,
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  Speaker 3: six am for the show and thought, oh no, And
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  Speaker 3: I mean I was so groggy and delirious and disoriented
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  Speaker 3: for the behind the morning is garbage?
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  Speaker 5: Say if you wake up high from edibles that if
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  Speaker 5: you take a shit, it like immediately goes away.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know about that. What, Yeah, that's not right.
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  Speaker 1: I think you need to put shit in your butt
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  Speaker 1: for it to go away. I think that's the I
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  Speaker 1: think you need to get someone else's turn.
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  Speaker 3: Transplant.
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  Speaker 5: I remember I read something about a dude who was
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  Speaker 5: like high for like three days, then he shipped in
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  Speaker 5: an immediately went a way.
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  Speaker 1: He read it. I was just picturing a good ass
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  Speaker 1: book about that.
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  Speaker 5: It was on Twitter, and I go someone that I
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  Speaker 5: followed on Twitter.
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  Speaker 1: And why would they lie exactly, There's no purpose for
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  Speaker 1: someone to lie on Elon's app.
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  Speaker 3: I just got the guy who does the what do
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  Speaker 3: you do for a living? Thing just found me on
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  Speaker 3: the street.
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  Speaker 5: How was it?
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  Speaker 3: It was? It was a pretty confrontational, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because you know, he like, you think that it's playing beforehand,
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  Speaker 1: but he really just bombs on people. I've seen him
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  Speaker 1: in the act. We did a video with Tommy filming
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  Speaker 1: him doing it.
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  Speaker 3: He did do it. He said he had done it
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  Speaker 3: with Tommy. Yeah, and uh, he just picked me up
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  Speaker 3: and then we did it. And I had no idea
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  Speaker 3: that that, and and then the questions were, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: he's like, what do you do for a living? I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I'm a comedian. And then he asked me
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  Speaker 3: one or two more questions. Then he was like, tell
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  Speaker 3: me a joke, which is the question I hate the
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  Speaker 3: most in my entire line of work. And I did
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  Speaker 3: try to tell a joke.
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  Speaker 1: You should have just told him to off.
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  Speaker 3: What was I supposed to do?
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  Speaker 1: Tell him to fuck off?
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  Speaker 5: I think I love Republican men, know I.
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  Speaker 3: Did the joke. I don't know if I did. I
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  Speaker 3: tell you the joke about Morocco and my sister. I
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  Speaker 3: think I've told you. Yeah, I just did that one.
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  Speaker 3: It's like out, I think I've done that on the
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  Speaker 3: pot right, Yeah, I was like, yeah, he laughed. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's a good joke.
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  Speaker 1: That's actually a good joke because.
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  Speaker 3: It's not one that I care about, so like, I
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  Speaker 3: don't care to burn it.
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  Speaker 1: Theoretically, you should have done What city has the best
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  Speaker 1: back doctors? That one was fucking crushes Cairo, Cairo that
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  Speaker 1: always gets howling laughter on the street. What what so?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean he picked you up? And where
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  Speaker 1: were you were you at?
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  Speaker 3: I walked out of the office. It was right out
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  Speaker 3: of front.
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  Speaker 1: He did it here. I thought he only did it
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  Speaker 1: in like so, yeah, the one cross section where that
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  Speaker 1: Sandro story is, well, he's.
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  Speaker 3: A nice Guy's name is Teddy.
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  Speaker 1: Teddy.
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  Speaker 3: But I wasn't ready for it.
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  Speaker 1: You weren't ready for Teddy.
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  Speaker 3: And then I was like, by the way, you might
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  Speaker 3: want to cut some of those things. And then he
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  Speaker 3: was like basically it was like, don't don't tell me
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  Speaker 3: what to do. Really, he didn't say that, but it
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  Speaker 3: was like no.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I don't tell you how to do your jokes.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, do you have anything to say to whatever?
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  Speaker 3: And I was like yeah. I said something like thank
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  Speaker 3: you to everyone for relaxing a little bit on sensitivity
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  Speaker 3: and like giving us a little more bandwidth to work with.
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  Speaker 5: But you're gonna be on like Fox News on fucking
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  Speaker 5: Tuesday morning anymore. Well, Tucker's not there anymore.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't to him.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it's the whole.
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  Speaker 1: It was the It was the establishment to take down
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  Speaker 1: the entire.
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  Speaker 3: Established, the entire board, my faces and the toilets above
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  Speaker 3: the urinals. Have you seen this man? If you've seen
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  Speaker 3: this man, shoot him on sto.
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  Speaker 1: You ship message Tucker back and be like I did
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  Speaker 1: get a divorce.
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  Speaker 3: I did. I'm not gonna say that. I said to
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  Speaker 3: Dave to say that to him, but I did, and
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  Speaker 3: Dave didn't reply, even though I thought it was the
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  Speaker 3: funniest thing I'd ever said to Dave. It is that
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  Speaker 3: is funny, I said, tell Tucker. I took his advice
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  Speaker 3: and stopped letting my wife dictate my life and now
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  Speaker 3: we're divorced. It's so funny. I thought Dave would at
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  Speaker 3: least be like ha.
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  Speaker 1: Ha, yeah nothing, tell Jesse Waters.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even have their I mean I have his
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  Speaker 3: producer's email.
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  Speaker 5: I want to know more about this guy Teddy Teddy.
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  Speaker 5: So Teddy comes up to you, you're just wack picking up.
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  Speaker 3: And he was like, hey, I do the what do
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  Speaker 3: you Do for a Living? Videos?
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  Speaker 5: And so he gives you a little heads up like
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  Speaker 5: and I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 3: But then I made a mistake, which was like I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I thought that was the same guy that
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  Speaker 3: does the how much I see your apartment videos? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I was like, your videos are fucking huge. That's awesome. Dude.
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  Speaker 3: Like he's like, yeah, i'd love to you want to
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  Speaker 3: do it right now? And I was like, oh wait,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if I can go back to my
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  Speaker 3: apartment right now. Something like that. And then New York
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  Speaker 3: I was I was like, are you you're that guy
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  Speaker 3: or no? And he's like no, no, no, we do right here,
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  Speaker 3: just just to the what do you do for a living?
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, okay, cool, and then he walked
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  Speaker 3: He's like all right, I'll see you on the next block,
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  Speaker 3: or he looked he went at one block ahead, and
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  Speaker 3: I like walked up and then he was like, well,
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  Speaker 3: what do you do for a living?
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  Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh, that would be tough
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  Speaker 1: to act like you didn't see him as you're crossing
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  Speaker 1: the street or something like that.
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  Speaker 5: Well, the weird part was it was and I would
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  Speaker 5: just make eye contact with the camera the entire way.
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  Speaker 3: It's a little stage for sure.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's what did You're the one that KB
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  Speaker 5: did no where like he was. Yeah, he was in
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  Speaker 5: a grocery store and he was like reaching for a
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  Speaker 5: drink and then the dude just took a drink out
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  Speaker 5: of his hand, and KB had to pretend and be like, dude,
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  Speaker 5: what the fuck? And then we all thought it was real.
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  Speaker 5: And then he was like, no, the entire thing was staged,
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  Speaker 5: and came up to him in the grocery store and
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  Speaker 5: asked if he could do it.
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  Speaker 1: It's so weird. It's so weird that it's staged because
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  Speaker 1: when he was doing it, and so he was just
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  Speaker 1: going up to people without it being staged.
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  Speaker 3: You can't, well that not only can you not do that,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm walking apart.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do that.
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  Speaker 3: You can't just you would need consent for him.
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  Speaker 5: But they do it well.
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  Speaker 1: Brother, I think that you're wrong about that.
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  Speaker 5: Have we moved away from It depends on the city
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  Speaker 5: that you're in, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 1: If you're filming in public, it's the freedom of the press,
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  Speaker 1: it's a First Amendment or it's the First Amendment protected activity.
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  Speaker 5: You're allowed to go up to people and ask how
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  Speaker 5: much they literally get in their house.
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  Speaker 3: It's for profit of you. I don't think you can.
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  Speaker 1: I spend eight hours a day watching First Amendment audits
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  Speaker 1: on TikTok eight hours a day and they just and
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a fucking expert on it. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Just stand outside of bars like filming people and they're like,
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  Speaker 1: why what are you filming? It's just like you're working
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  Speaker 1: on a story. You can just film. I think you
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  Speaker 1: just film anything your eyes can see from public. You
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  Speaker 1: can't go into private business. But I'm sorry, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: That's fine. I don't mind when you interrupt.
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  Speaker 5: But wait, no, we can just wait. I guess Francis
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  Speaker 5: you want to restart. Sorry about that.
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  Speaker 3: I'd rather we start the whole episode with you bringing
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: us in I have felt uncomfortable since the moment started
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: because he fucking did it. And I'll be honest with you,
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: I didn't expect it to be that way, but it is.
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: I'm taking a much more relaxed position on this podcast,
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: taking a back seat.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: How about this, I'm gonna do that too. And I
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: thought of that first, and.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: That's not you know, he wrote the date.
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: You're just stealing it all with my ideas. I'm not
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: even ponding them off as your own.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Who I like.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: It in here, But go back to what you were saying.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: You were saying that first off, you can't you can't
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: just do it in public.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: And also, U, I'm walking, did you spas on him
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: at all?
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: That's how far you made.
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: That's kind of just what I want to get to.
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: That's how long you could be if you guys got
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: into it. First question, because Roan's question was bad, so
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: I had to ask a good one.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: What was your bad question?
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: I don't examber what it was.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Let me finish that thought. I'm walking next to two
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: strangers and they're in the shot. That's my question. Yeah,
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: how is that allowed?
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: I think that's on you. I think you're supposed to
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: tip them off.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: The sidewalk was packed.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: Maybe like there's cameras everywhere.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: What was your question? Did I spas?
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: Did you like get into it with him?
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: No? Is that how that works? You're supposed to be
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: angry with each other.
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: I think if I I I always envisioned that if
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: it was me, I would get angry with the guy
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: and then I but.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: I had to agreed to do it. He said, all right,
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: I'll meet you on the next block.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: Cool, and I was like, okay, yeah, sure, but like
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: every time, like Adam Sandler is always in those and
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: it's always him just going fuck off, get the hell
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: out of wells him for permission. Yeah, first, but I
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: want to be I want to do that. I want
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: to be like Adam Sandler. I want you to pay
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: for rent, go fuck yourself. That's what I'm looking at.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: That would make my year.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: The video of him and Chris Rock, Yeah, when someone
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: just rides up on a bike, He's like, what inspires you?
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Get?
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: All right, buddy, come on, buddy, have a good get
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: go have fun, buddy.
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: I love the you ever see the ones that people
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: do the parodies where they're like the guy comes over
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: and he's like he's like, what do you do for
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: a living, and then they take their headphones down. They're
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: like visions of Johannah by Bob Dylan.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: That's good, that would be funny. That's funnier than the
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: sketch you were thinking of earlier.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: The drug dealing one.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a much different funnier though it's funnier.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: You haven't even seen my sketch yet. It's not out
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: because we haven't even filmed it exactly, and we will.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: It will be revolutionary and it will have a big
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: credit for Francis. It will not I think I just
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: Francis could feature for me after it changes my life.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: If you're if you're thinking of going in two directions,
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: you've got two directions to go in the one of
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: the headphones.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: That's already been done. I'm not really like a steal
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: jokes kind of guy.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: But you just told Francis I watched you do it,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I that we've all seen this.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: I always like think like, oh, it'd be funny to
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: have like a funny answer for what you do for
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: a living. But then every time I watch one of
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: those videos and people have like a vague answer of
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: what they do. I get so fucking angry, just like,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: say what you do? Yeah, like I make moves and
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: fucking move people. It's like, just say what your fucking
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: job is? Say how you got your money?
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: I work with money.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: I was not funny on this thing at all. I
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: was not funny at all.
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: It's probably pretty hard to be funny.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I wasn't funny. It was I would
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: have been funny, but it was felt like it felt
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: like what I would think it would feel like to
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: talk to a paparazzi. Oh yeah, not that I would ever,
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: but just that's what it was like.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Paparazzi filmed people in public without their content, true.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Do they Yeah? Oh yeah, you're right.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: You basically it's not even in public. They take like
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: zoomed in photos of people in their house and then
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: it's like on the cover of New York Times.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: In their backyard. Yeah, Chris Cuomo during Uh didn't they
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: do Chris Cuomo during COVID in his backyard in the
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Hamptons or some shit?
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: I think yeah, because he was supposed to be uh quarantined,
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: quarantined and he was having a fuck fest party. Did
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: you listen to the Dave Smith thing where he tries
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: to explain it right.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I put you onto that Dave Smith.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: You did that is true?
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: No fucking big deal. That is funny though. Onces it
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: gonna come out? Do you have any idea?
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: No, I think the post production on that takes a
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: long time. Oh yeah, they gotta like sen Yeah, they gotta,
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: They gotta. Network has audio adjustments, everything.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Captions, closed captions. It's a month process.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: I'm not going back through everything I've just said and
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: making sure that I've told the truth.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: It's better if you didn't.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: I think I did. I think it happened just like that.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: I think I walked out of the office and then
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: he said who he was and asked if I wanted
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: to do his thing, and I said, yeah, Francis you
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: know me? He said we'd met before on the rooftop
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: of the James Hotel, the Jimmy.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Jim you're a Jim.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: I don't remember what what is the hotel? Do you
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: know where that is?
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Am I lying?
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: The James Hotel in Poughkeepsie, Am I making?
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Is the Jimmy the one that's in the Lower east Side.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: I think we must know that's mister purple I don't
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: know where the Jimmy. I think that's that's where we
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: had our tool.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: That's where the barstool party was, and that's where you
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: couldn't get into or something I couldn't get in after
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: the barstool party.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: It's jim Bow has got to be from Poughkeepsie.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: I would have a hard time believing that you and
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: Teddy from TikTok.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: You guys, were you go out?
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: You guys you were vacationing in Poughkeepsie. You can't be
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: Did he have cool pants on clubbing and a cool guy?
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cool guy, cool dressed, cool guy.
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: Let's go out tonight. Let's go up to Poughkeepsie. We
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: got to get out to Poughkeepsie this weekend.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: We let's just go now.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: You know it's from there? Is that is movie?
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: That's not a good area. I did shows out in Poughkeepsie.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: It was I've done it. I've done that.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: Ll OL club sitting in a the green room was
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: a metal chair in the hallways. It was brick with
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: brick walls.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: And they're like, do you want any food from the
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: restaurant and you're like, absolutely not.
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: That green room it's literally it's just you you buy yourself,
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: just sitting in a metal folding chair, just in like
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: a clearly just a storage hallway. And then like occasionally
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: a waiter will come back and it'll be like you
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: need anything, and you're just sitting there by yourself. No,
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: I'm all good. There's ten people in the show.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: It's like an interrogation room. So comes in offering you
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: a cheeseburger. The only yeah, they definitely have. The only
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: food they have there is like a deep fried latex
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: glove with cheese stuffed inside.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: They have a damn good guinness there thoughness, yeah it
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: is a good guinness.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: It's an Irish pub connected to the bar to the
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: comedy col.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: So you know the food's trash. Yeah, but the food
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: in Ireland's not bad though.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm sure the food and islands a lot different
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: than the Irish pubs and Poughkeepsie, New York.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: The food in Ireland is the worst food I've ever
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: had in my life. What are you talking about?
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: I had a conversation this past weekend about how the
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: food in Ireland wasn't as bad as as expected.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: It's as bad as any I've ever had.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Really, the best fish and chips in my life.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: In Ireland, that's the one thing you have. They do
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: that well. If you have it five times nights in
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: a row, you don't want it.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: I have a hard time believing that all of Ireland
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: has bad food, not all of it, But just can't
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: you just get like a sandwich or like nachos.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: They probably do do a bunch of nachos, but I imagine.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: It's pretty similar to the American food.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: It's not. You can't get a salad perfect.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: I wasn't going to order it.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: It actually might be perfect for you. You wouldn't.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: You wouldn't really like that over there. You wouldn't like
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: the burgers they have, and by the third day you
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: would never want one again.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: Why what's with the burgers?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: It's probably like onion sticking out of it.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: I love that.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: No, it's not. It's fresh.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: They have grill fresh weed brownies over there. Oh remind
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: you of Home of Home, man, it takes you right back.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: I had my credit card. I couldn't find it after
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Labor Day weekend, and so I thought I had lost it,
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: and I called and had them cancel it and send
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: me a new one, and then I found it in
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: my wallet. That's bad, and now I have to put
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: all go through all my fucking like.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: You'll probably be laid on a bill that you didn't
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: even know. Yeah, you'll probably like lose your Equinox membership
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: because you sometimes that's the best way to get out
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: of paying for something you haven't wanted to pay for, though,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Just change the card.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: I think it's the only way to cancel your membership
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: is changed the card. Yeah, but then they like have
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: another card somehow.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Rocket money, Yeah, it is good.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is that any of this week? Let's good, let's
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: just do it live?
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Is it actually? Wow?
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Rocket money is an incredible getting.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Out of subscriptions and things that you don't want to
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• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Honestly, during football season, I find myself subscribed to so
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  Speaker 1: many different services.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: It's the NFL Premium. I think eight times.
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  Speaker 1: I have YouTube TV on five different servers, and it's
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  Speaker 1: just it's so dumb and all you really need is
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  Speaker 1: able to do. Francis, Yeah, I.
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• 26:21
  Speaker 1: There's a good promo code.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: All right, Let's take a tech.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Let's take a tet, and let's talk about game time.
• 26:27
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  Speaker 5: Just got an email. I just got an email. They
• 26:53
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  Speaker 5: that's not Sebastian.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Who's that?
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: What's the deal with airplane Sebastian? Seeing him talk about.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: Ten cases lit?
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Who's that? I know that guy. That's Sebastian.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: That's Chris Farley's brother, Yeah, Bobby.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Real dry cleaning is when you get something on your
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• 27:29
  Speaker 5: Me and my friends are wearing swore, wearing tuxes to Sebastian.
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  Speaker 1: You're not going to do. They are where you're getting
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  Speaker 5: I don't know exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It's always game time with us, brothers. Now, let's get
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: back into the show.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: Brought us right in. That was pretty a good We
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: we led the pigs to the trough.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, the pigs are eating eating slop out of
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: the troughs.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: What does it lead a horse to water? We led
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: the horses to water.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: But I think the and but we're going to make
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: them drink forcefully.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: We're going to stand over them with a switch.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: And say, like, boy, that's a promo code.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like Adrian Peterson, Yes, standing over with the switch.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: His young son, his young boy, his young my boy,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: drink that water is hit women in his son's thighs
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know. But everyone was such a divisive thing.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: You guys, you guys spank, Do you guys spank your children?
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: I will because kids are getting worse. Yeah, by the
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: time I have some, they're gonna be as bad as
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: they've ever been.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: You think, yeah, you just got to beat the ship
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: out of them.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: I think that's what I'm saying.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: All you gotta do is rough.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Them up like once or twice, but also have them
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: on an iPad for twelve hours a day, so when
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: you're roughing them up, they're like completely taken off guard.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: I saw. I grew up thinking, well, I don't know
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: how any parent could ever hit a kid. That's abuse.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: And then I saw someone hit a kid and the
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: kid immediately started behaving better. Oh yeah, and I was like,
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: that was the most effective thing in my life. Yeah,
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: that kid was acting super shitty and then the parent
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: whacked them.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: There's a lot things that people don't know, which flavor
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: of whack, spank, spank on the button behind, But and
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: then the kid fucking stopped.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: Really Yeah, I got brass knuckles, just one quick jab
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: to the face outside them straight. Yeah.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is like people I didn't even know.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and uh.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: The fact that they felt comfortable enough like hitting their
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: kid in front of me made me feel.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Good and it probably makes you behave better.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Normalize beating your children.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: No about how black people will hit their kids in
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: front of you, or they'll hit they'll hit other people's kids.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: It takes a village.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: It takes a village, it really does.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: That's like one of the fun I think that's one
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: of the funniest bits ever.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: That's funny.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: That was like one of the first uh stand up
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: clips I ever watched. Was one of my friends showed
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: it to me and he's talking about like him being
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: at his uh him not realizing that white kids talk
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: back to their parents. He's over at his friend's house
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: and then his he's at his house and his mom
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: comes in and screams at them, and then his mom
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: leaves and his friends like she can't just come in
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: here like that. Dude.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: O man, what a true gem. The fact that they
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: never put him on sn L that's just slap in
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: the face.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: I think he did pretty well, that he was still
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: doing pretty.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Well, but still, but when impressions were at a premium.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Impressions that rap song yeah, where he went from all
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: yeah one and then that's in the the def Jam
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: All Star. It's an amazing episode.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I feel like he used to be able to get
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: on s n L, which is having a couple of impressions,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: like you just had to have a good ass, like
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Jay Farrow came up, just had some fund jar do
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: s n L.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he did, like his impresseds are crazy good. We
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: saw him at MSG and he did his Obama was.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: His Obama's amazing?
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I gotta get impressions. I don't have a
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: single impression.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah you do?
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Who you do that Kyle Kanaane impression used to me,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: you do Kyle Kanane doing Obama?
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: SaaS your pants and your hat are the exact same
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: color as the wall?
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: Are they? Really?
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: And if I squint I lend it feels a little
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: bit like I'm just seeing you just your torso your head.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: A lot of Patriots geared today. I mean, we're gonna
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: win the Super Bowl, so you gotta cross He's next
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: seventeen weeks for the Pats. Yeah, she talk some ball. Look,
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: we can talk plenty of ball. I mean I've got
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: all I did yesterday was watched ball.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Sas actually had an insane parlay hit.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: I so I had a A week ago, or like
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: maybe even two weeks ago, I placed a parlay. I
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: was just I was just itching for ball and I
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: placed a ten dollars parlay on DraftKings and I did.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: I can read it to you. It was it was
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: one that I was like, there's no way this is
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: actually going to hit. I think I just had ten
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: bucks in my account, and I was like, I'll do it.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: I cashed out early, which probably was a mistake, but
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: also it was week one and I was like, let's
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: not get greedy. You know, I had uh Sam fans
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: account balance.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Oh he's a changed man. You can't say shit to
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: say new money sasas Let's see, I saw you buying
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: a pink fur coat today. I didn't know what that
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: was about.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: I think it was like plus one hundred thousand the parlay. No,
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: I'm serious. I think it was. Oh, I guess I'd
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: just screenshot.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: There's no way because if that were true, then you
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: would have won ten thousand dollars.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: But I cashed out and one of the bets got
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: voided too. It was ten dollars to pay three thousand dollars. Yeah,
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: that's not that's but then I had the I had
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: the Dolphins minus three, hold on weird was plus fifteen thousand.
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: There we go.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: You basically hit nine in a row. And then it
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: came to the Sunday night game. You're like, should I
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: cash this out? And then nobody answered to you just
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: said I'm cashing it out.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: I had Eagles money line, Bill's money line, Saints money line,
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: Texans money line, Miami Dolphins minus three, Stealers money line,
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: Bears money line, Cowboys money line, Bucks money line, Lions
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: money line, forty nine ers money line.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, holy shit, how many of these hit?
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: Every one of them?
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: He was And if you hadn't cashed out, you also
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: had the lost.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: The Lions to win, which I'm happy I cashed out
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: because I was getting it was a sweat. It was
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: late in the game. It was late. It was I
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: cashed you out a halftime when they were up and
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: I was like, I don't really feel I was tired,
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: and I was like, I don't really feel like watching
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: the rest of this game with my entire focus and
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: like sweating through this last half. And then I went
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: to ot, which a micro better.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: You just bought yourself like three years of micro.
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: Now I'm not gonna have to put money back in
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: my account for the rest of the.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: US, So hold on a second.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: So, and also I kind of wanted to. I didn't
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: want to have to sleep through it and then wait
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: for tonight because I have forty nine ers winning.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, if you had, if you had not, if
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: it had won fully and you had not cashed out,
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: you would have won fifteen hundred bucks.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: I would have won fifteen hundred because I got I
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: got avoided with the Dolphins minus three because they it
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: was exactly minus three.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually nice that they don't count that as
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: a loser.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: I think that's if you get it head, if you
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: get it exactly, it's always a push.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: I think that's a pretty good, uh cash out from you.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: I guess. I don't know if you only bet ten
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: bucks at that point, like.
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: Six hundred, Yeah, but I don't want to get greedy.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: I had seven I cashed out for seven hundred dollars
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: on a ten dollars bed.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: How many of your legs had hit at that point.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: Nine, nine out of ten out of eleven, and one
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: was voided, one was void.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: So you had to wait for tonight. If the dollars,
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: you should have on the game tonight.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: But I didn't know. It looks like the Lions were
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: gonna lose, so.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: He would have. He would have had to have to.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: It looked until the very end of the game like
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: the lines were gonna to o T Yeah, and the
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Lions were winning or the Rams were winning with like
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: ten minutes left in the fourth. Yeah, it was very close.
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I could have I have a feeling
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: it's gonna hit. I have a filming the forty nine
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: ers will win tonight, so realisticly, it probably would have hit,
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: and I could have made fifteen hundred, but whatever, who cares?
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Six hundreds amazing, seven hundred, seven hundred, eight hundred dollars,
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars amazing.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's a good that's a good week. One
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: lost eight hundred dollars. Selfish, you're greedy, greedy, greedy.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: The boys are sharp Francis and Sas both when they're
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: fantasy football.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: That's yeah, And look, I want to get I want
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: to address it. I was getting a lot of ship
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: for saying that Travis Kelcey's washed, and he's washed. I'm not.
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: I'm not saying he's bad at football, be prepared for
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: the Swifties. But he's not going to be He's not
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: going to be a good fantasy player. He's not going
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: to be playing every single game.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Why are you so sure that dude he played?
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: He didn't he he had? He caught the ball twice
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: last game in like a competitive game when they needed him.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Still, I just wouldn't say it. I think that's the
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: kind of thing that you sweep under the rug. You
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: want the wrath of Kelly Keeks and.
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: Dude, I mean my backup tight ends all did better
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: than Travis kelce That's well. Was my point was that,
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: I that's why I didn't want to draft Travis kelce
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: Trade me Travis kelce I will gladly trade you Travis Kelcey.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Pick someone on my roster, a non starter that you want.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: I'll give you Travis, give me Travis Kelcey. I'll give
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: you Drake May.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: You cut Drake May.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll draft him again. I'll bring him back.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: Jake Ferguson had one le or two less points than
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: Travis Kelcey, and he got hurt.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Who picks someone from my bench? No, you just said
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: you trade me.
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: That no one wants to hear us talk about our
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: fantasy league.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: You brought this up, you.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: Brought up fantasy.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: I said, let's talk ball.
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: You said let's talk ball, and then you brought up
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: fantasy and bets.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I had such a good time doing nothing. Eat the
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: chop fuck put update the chop counter. And that's one
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: chop for me. I'm fucking sucking bro. It's actually such
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: a burden to host because you have to like, there's
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: so many places there. It's like you don't know, and
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: then you start saying stuff that's factually incorrect. Now I
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: know is All was talking out of his ass because
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: he post.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Exactly just trying to keep the conversation going. But I
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: will say, no one wants to hear people talk about
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: a their bets and even worse, their fantasy team.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: I was only doing that for you.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: No, gladly talk ball. There's a big difference between talking
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: ball and talking to your bets and your fantasy league.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Is there?
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: There's absolutely is.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: We just start doing gambling caves just as guys. No
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: talking ball, not fantasy.
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: Where'd you watch the games my apartment? So so? Yes?
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: So how did you sit?
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Where did you where like, what was your body position
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: when you were watching?
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: Well, so I had five spots on Saturday, and then
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: I had to wake up really early to go play
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: softball in Central Park and we lost, and then I
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: biked home and I got back right at one.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: I talked to Derek about it.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: Dude, he's so crazy.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: I confronted him, well, I was like I heard about it,
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: and he was so funny where he was like, I mean, dude,
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: they're listening to music during the game, Dude.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: Yesterday he tried to come in with like a more
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: positive vibe and then when we left, everyone was like
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: all right, see it and he's like he's like, She's like, genuinely,
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: I don't want to talk to any of you guys ever.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Again.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: I was so mad, dude. And then someone, uh someone
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: was leaving and they took a photo of two of
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: the dudes that we played against, and he sent it
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: in the group chat and he's like, I'm gonna fucking
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: kill these guys. And then Derek plied his head, no
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: kill yourself.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: He was he was in the green room of the
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: stand and we were he was waiting to host, and
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: he was like, I don't feel well, man, My blood
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Sugars crashed and goes riding a bike home earlier, and
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I just felt it and I just threw up on
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: the side of the bike. Yeah, He's like, I hit
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: this old Chinese guy going through Chinatown. Yeah. I look
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: back and just yelled sorry and kept biking. Yeah, he
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: hit a guy on his bike down the streets, and
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: someone on a bike throws up on you.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: And then I think it was worse than that. He
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: said that he was biking and he pulled over and
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: threw up on ten people and then just he said
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: he projectile vomited right onto the sidewalk and then just
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: kept going.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Chinatown is there's some parts of it that are nasty, though,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, I think you're allowed to do that.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: They might have been thankful. Yeah, like clean, no Chinese accent.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I didn't do it. Chinese accent, you did?
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: You definitely did.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: No.
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: I did not. Yeah, that's just how you usually talk.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: No, if I had, you would have had no.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's pretty good.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: You don't think I know.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: That's like al Pacino's Chinese accent. Pretty good.
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: Last Samurai Derek posted a story last night of that
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: scene in Money. He was like, when I get home,
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: my girlfriend asked me how softball was, and it's the
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: scene in Moneyball where they lose the first game and
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: Jonah Hill is like, it's only the first game, and
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: and Brad Pitt's like I care about this. He's like,
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: I'm never going to get over this. But yeah, we
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: got smoked. I was talking to him because there's a
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: mercy rule. I think it's if they if you're if
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: they're winning by ten, it's over. And I was like,
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: have you guys ever showed up and and lost by
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: ten in the first inning and then just had to
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: go home after like ten minutes when they were like
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: the last game of last year. They went all the
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: way to Central Park. It's like thirty minutes for everybody,
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: and then then they lost in ten minutes and then
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: just had to go home right away.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I would just be like, you guys want to keep Yeah,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: you guys want to keep going?
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Just for fun?
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Are you enjoying it? Is it fun?
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: It's a blast. It was good too, because I got
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: like ten thousand steps before noon yesterday. He walked all
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: the way there, well, I biked both ways, and then
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: you're there for an hour running around good, so I
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: didn't feel bad about just sitting on the couch the
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: rest of the day. But I was fucking exhausted yesterday.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: So it was a battle to stay awake through.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: All the ball from the ten thousand steps no, from
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: waking it, from going to bed at like three in
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: the morning and waking up at eight. Damn.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: I went on a hike with my dog and there
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: was a pond, I had a rope swing, and I
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: was about to go think about going off the rope swing,
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: when two people, probably a little younger than I am,
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: I think they were brother and sister, came up towards me.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: And it was a man and a woman, but I
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: think they were siblings because they looked very similar and
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: the girl was topless. Whoa, They're like, Hi, how are you?
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: She was just walking around with their tits had yeah,
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: and you look.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Well, I couldn't not you what there was no she
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: was coming from.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: Far and I would have been the eyes glued.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: How could you even tell? They looked like.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, I'm telling you they were brother and sister.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: I pray that they were so similar looking. That's like
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: everyone though, huh everyone.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: They were the same height and they were both ethnic something,
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: but of the exact same race. Well, guess which race
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: might have been Filipino?
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: What you should have asked.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: We were in the middle of the woods and there
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: it was like a small body of water.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: It's probably the safe space to be.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: And this girl was was topless.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: How she like attempts to cover up?
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: No, no, she's very happy to see me, very kind.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: Was this upstate?
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: What the hell?
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: And I had I didn't know. I didn't know what
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: to make of it. I guess my question is this,
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: where where is it? Where does the world stand on
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: on topless?
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: There's a big movement about it, like or like probably
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: like twelve ten years ago, where I.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: Mean, I wouldn't be complaining, but not complaining, I'm just
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: I was curious set. Was it a good set of tips?
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Answer him?
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: I was filter was fine, They were fine. I was
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: troubled by the what I was like to be the
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: brothers sister dynamic?
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was troubled by that was his dick out. No,
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: he was fully covered. He was wearing shorts, short shorts, Yeah,
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: kind of easy access.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know what the fuck.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: That's so weird.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: There was the same height, maybe they're.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: Doing like an OnlyFans shoot or something.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: There were also other people swimming in the pond, but
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: they were on the other side. It was a pretty
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: big pond. No, not at all.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: There used to be a woman that walked around Philly
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: with her titties out, exercising her First Amendment right to
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: show her titties.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: We were me and oh and We're walking home one
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: time in Hell's Kitchen and there was a an OnlyFans
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: girl with her tits out, just walking down the street
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: with like a big ass security guard and a camera
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: filming herself.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, as she walked we.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: Were probably if there's probably an only fans video somewhere
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: of a girl walking down the street and then me
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: and Owen just staring at her tits as she walks by, and.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Then the dude teddy just comes up to her and yeah,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: what do you do for? Yeah.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: I once walked in a Free the Nipple parade and
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: oh ye shot that for barstool. And I'll tell you that,
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: while it felt empowering because it was marched through Times
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Square and down, you saw that on the side of
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: this parade that there were guys with telephoto lenses who
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: would take one hundred and fifty photos as the parade
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: passed and then pull out sprint ahead to catch it
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: again and take more photos. And you were like, dude,
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: how is this the thing that you feel the need
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: to create a spank bank from?
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: It's insane? But also I do remember being like a
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: like in like a preteen and going on the Philadelphia
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Inquire website whenever there was like the naked bike ride
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: through the city and like going through.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: The slides that what the naked bike affid Guardino Guardinia
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: has a funny Yeah, he has a really funny.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Joke about it, just scrolling through the slide show of
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: pictures and it's just like really just a wayward dick
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: and like the worst the worst hits you've ever seen
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: in your life. Yeah, there's nothing sexy about it, is
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: my point.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Interesting? Are they Are they riding bicycles with their clam
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: flapping around.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: On it and penises ah, which has to be like
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: the bike seats not really built for that.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: It's going to be comfortable?
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Are they using their clam to rip?
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: I don't like how you keep on calling it clam?
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Well, what's your use a word? That's gross?
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Dude?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: What hunting teacher, your technician cunt is nice.
• 47:18
  Speaker 9: Anything is better than if I said, are they using
• 47:21
  Speaker 9: their hunt to grab the bike seat? I would rather
• 47:25
  Speaker 9: chop myself. I would rather you say that than that is.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Grotesque, no saying when you're actually referring to a vagina.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: You said about people are Australian.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: People are cunts.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Vaginas are not Australian bros are funny cunts. Like that's
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: the nicest way to say. That's the second nastiest. And
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: then if you actually talk about a vagina, clam is gross.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: I'm from Maine. We have a lot of seafood and
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: it's fresh. I had mudflats that abutted my house.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: Mud flats.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the water people got out and the clamors would
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: go out there. They'd get a bunch of clams.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: I'd rather you call it mud flat. I like could
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: refer to a vagina as mud flats.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: Now, that's the in between the butthole and the mud flat,
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: the mud flat.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Mud flat leads to the mud flat.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: The the gooch is the mud flats.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: That is inventive. That is an inventive bit of slang.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I grow weary of the the same old slang. So
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: something fresh and new, like a mud flat.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Mudflat is good, mud flat could be something.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Dude, I have this fucking scratch on my nose from
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: tussling with my my puppy, but I can't stop thinking
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: about the fucking wonders of the human body that it's
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: just literally gonna miraculously heal. And I find myself yearning
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: to to, like you, no, to to do something, to
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: do something with my body that's like befitting of the
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: miracle that is my body every day. Like I feel
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: like they're like, we don't deserve these fucking awesome ass
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: bodies that we have, Like that your fucking your skin
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: will actually just heal up when you're fucking ripped up
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: like that, or people just like like people in trailer
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: parks just dumping fucking like two liters of soda a
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: day into their fucking gullet and their fucking liver just
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: deals with it or whatever, Like we just do nothing
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: to deserve these fucking miracle sacks that we live in.
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: No fucking exactly.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: I try to treat mine pretty well. I try to
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: keep the engine running pretty clean. Yeah, yeah, although you know,
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: I was in a little bit of a downward spiral
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: there for a while. And I will say that this
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: past week I was very conscious about my drinking.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Very nice, you touched nature only had sixteen drinks a
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: night I had.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: I think I had ten over the course of the week,
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: which still sounds like a ton.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: It's not a ton if you drink like beers. But
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: I know what you drink, and.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: It's I had. But I drank.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: I drank ten Manhattans.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: No, I only had one Manhattan this past week.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: And then how many negronies? I had, like four negronies?
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: And then what was the other cocktail?
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, well it was it was a couple of shots.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: There's a couple of shots and then margarita and then
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: like two beers something like that.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: And they weren't light beers.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: No, it was over the course, like yeah, that's true,
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: tall boys sixteen double hazy IPAs in a frosted glass,
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: so it cuts it. But uh, it was over the
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: course of like four maybe four days of drinking, because
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: I think I took three days off. I don't know, dude,
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: It still feels like a lot. Like if I thought
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: that was less drinking for me, that's troubling. Now I'm
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: going to try to get under ten this week.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: I don't really think you need to be doing much.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: Just keep drinking.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Brow You are the one who inspired me.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: But I don't want to inspire anybody too bad. I
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: shouldn't be inspiration. You don't have a drinking if you
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: don't have a drinking problem. If you don't have a
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: drinking problem, then just keep drinking.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Who are you to tell me I don't have a
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: drinking problem.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: Because I've seen you drink and you don't tell me.
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: I'm joking. You drink like cocktails and you're like, you're like, WHOA,
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: I should probably go home.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: No, I don't say that. I don't say that.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to be.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: To three am drinking fucking beers.
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: Exactly, So then keep drinking.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: He doesn't. He wants sobriety to be his thing.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but by the way, no, I don't drinking liquor.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Drinks and cocktails to me is more troubling than having beer.
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: But you're drinking two cocktails. I would drink like fifteen beers.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Bro way In, what do you think?
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I think beers are a nasty poison. I went back
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: to beers this weekend after I avoid beers pretty much
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: all the time. Beers make me feel so shitty, make
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: whatever's coming out of my body a fucking disaster. Yeah,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: it makes my next day feels so much worse than
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: having a cocktail. I mean, people say clear liquor, Clear
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: liquor is probably the best thing to drink tequila specifically, right, Yeah, yeah.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Upper not a down?
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Is the truth to that? I mean, I think it's
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: all downers. It's still an alcohol, it's still a down.
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: All alcohols are depressant. Yeah.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: But if it makes you fight, though, if it makes
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: you get into fisticuffs.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: Well that's like whiskey. Yeah, whiskey.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Tequila doesn't tequila makes your clothes fall off?
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: Exactly what exactly?
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: I knew it was some nasty ship like that.
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: One shot at tequila. I'm with my older sister and
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: we're just fucking walking through the woods naked.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: We're just let's fill up one of the tiny airplane
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: bottles full of Casa azul. Let's hit a hike. That's preposterous,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: family hike and upstate shirtless. I'm fully closed, she's fucking topless, sunning.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: I'm wearing a down jacket. Everyone else's ass naked.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Was it? What do you, what's your best guess.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: Was it a My best guess is that they're not siblings.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: But her motivation was she trying to be an exhibitionist?
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Was she trying to sun her titties and get a
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: even ten? Was it for the health benefits of getting
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: more sun?
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: I think these two people were children of the corn.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: They are progressive, hippie alternative people who don't believe in the.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: Hiking culture as well. The hiking culture they weren't.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Even I didn't think that they were hiking. They weren't.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: They were there to just be in the pond.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: I remember doing a hike in Wyoming and we got
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: to the top and we saw one of my We
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: saw Bo had two friends, two girls that were coming
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: down when we were going up, and they were like,
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: we were just skinny dipping up there. And then we
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: got up there and there was like one hundred people
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: and we were like, you guys were skinny dipping up here.
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: It's like a pretty populated area. I think those people
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: don't care.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: It's the same dude with the telephoto lens.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: Just yeah, the hiking culture. I agree with you, sass
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: is is kind of an annoying bunch. Oh Yeah. The
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: way that they thrust their granola is dirt bags. They're
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: called in front of you. Yeah, it's like, just because
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: you bought some fucking Hoka boots doesn't mean you have
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: to stop shaving your arm.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Pets, be careful because you're about to start describing sas
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: as fishing experience. Oh how you just buy a bunch
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: of like fishing gear and then make it your entire personality.
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: That's because I go fishing all the time and these
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: people go hiking all the time. But I'm not fishing
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: with my fucking dicks swinging from my waiters. I don't
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: have a hole cut in my waiters for my dick
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: to hang out of them.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: You're saying just because these people are exhibitionists, that makes
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: them less than Yeah.
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: I mean, you can enjoy the outdoors and not be
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: a fucking weirdo.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I agree with that. I also didn't know the Filipino
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: people had progressive cultures.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: I don't. Yeah, I don't know.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: They just did like karaoke.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: They were short, That's why I say Filipino. That's pretty
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: much all I've got on that hunt. They were not white,
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: They weren't. They were not white, but they could have
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: been Guatemalan or Venezuelan. I'm not great at telling apart
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: my you didn't know from the tits. Those tits are Guatemalan.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Who in this office would be best suited to like Glennie. Absolutely,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Glenny like of tits around the world. So Glenny off.
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: The off the nipples alone, Glenny would be like Colombian.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: You could triangulate them like the area of Colombia.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: Geo guesser of nipples. Let's see here.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: He would crush that. Glenny's built for it. He's built
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: for the titties, and I respect it. I fucking love
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Glenny with my whole fucking heart, even though he hates everyone.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: That's a fact.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: I wonder why that's odd, because he's.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: Better than everyone.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Oh damn, that's why.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Pretty simple, we all fucking know that.
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: That's known. Let's get back to ball real quick. Caleb
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: Williams bust.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Really they won?
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: They don't ask how they ask how many Caleb Williams
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: have anything to do with the win?
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: They don't ask how they ask how many.
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: Caleb Williams is a bus? Uh? Jacoby Brissett is God.
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: Drake May is God even though he didn't even play I.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Thought he was going to when Brissette got hurt. Were
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: you watching Red Zoner? Were you watching the now?
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: I watched Red Zone on my laptop and then I
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: have the actual game on my TV.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: You got to get five TVs or you're gonna dude.
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: I gotta get the other TV working. Though. Bow Knicks
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: potential Jaden Daniels really good, probably the best rookie quarterback.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: But what do you say about what do you see
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: about bow Knicks? It makes you think he's got potential.
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: He's white. Now, bow Knicks just looked good. He was
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: completing passes. I mean, dude, Caleb Williams was playing like
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: it was college. Brother, We're in the NFL.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: He was just bombing.
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was socked. He was going along and you
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: go like nine for eighteen or some shit.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: They don't ask how, they ask how many?
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: And he had like less than one hundred yards something
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: like that first off.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Fewer than one hundred yards.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: This has been bothering me the whole podcast, and I'm
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: glad you finally said some.
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: Fewer than one hundred yards? Have I been talking? I've
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: been saying, did I say the word less rather than fewer?
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: Multiple times you've made this mistake a few times. Oh,
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: that's my bad. I'll own that. That's two chops for you,
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: that's two chops for me.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Fewer you have less of anything that you can't count,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: but fewer you have less.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: Apple don't literally never cared a few peas. Literally, I
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: have never cared fewer. I've never cared fewer than this.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: The joy in your eyes as you made that grammar
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: joke is he here? I'm actually going to take a
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: chop back for how how joyful.
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: I was hanging out with rich Voss the entire weekend.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: I got I've been I've been coming quick. You've been
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: getting him some coses.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: I gotta be quick.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to fucking get him.
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: He's hilarious. He was showing me he's been playing the slots.
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: He won like h if, he won a three hundred
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: thousand dollars jackpot on a one dollar bet on slots,
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: And then he said that he just couldn't sleep and
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: he just laid in bed for like ten hours straight
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: with his heart just racing.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: That's a great hit.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: Where was it?
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: I don't know, Jersey.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: I think, what the fuck? What casinos are in Jersey?
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: No?
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: On the on his phone. What laying in bed he
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: hit that bet? What?
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just won three hundred thousand dollars. That's sweet,
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: except for when Uncle Sam comes for it.
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: When Uncle Sam takes half of that.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: My boy Mike was up this weekend and he said
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: that Uncle Sam hit him for three scratch offs of
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars in twenty twenty two. They just hit
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: him and they're like, yeah, we're gonna need our taxes
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: on this.
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: That's crazy. So what the fuck what if you already
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: spent it all?
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: That's what he definitely did. It's probably eight hundred bucks.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Dig back into your reserve so you can pay Uncle
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Sam for your little scratch off.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: That's so stupid, that's so nasty. Uncle Sam needs a
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: real he needs a talking to, dude.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: I got I got tax late assessment penalties for almost
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: every single city I performed in twenty twenty three, really,
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: and it was always like, you owe two hundred and
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: ten dollars more for Providence, you owe two hundred and
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: eight dollars more for California.
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just got a hit with New York the
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: other day up that I owe a lot more in
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: New York.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: They're trying to make their deficit back off of you.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: Problem is you don't. You don't get the fucking bill
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: until it's I don't know, way late, and then I
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: didn't even see it, and so then I got hit
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: with another interest payment.
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: You know in some other countries that they're taxes, they
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: just get a bill and they're like, this is how
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: much you owe? Pay it? Why do we have to
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: do all of the math ourselves.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: This is a fucking sick bit.
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: So not a bit.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Who I feel like?
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: There's so buddy, If I were willing to do all
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: math myself, I would have been an accountant.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: There you go, exactly, Yeah, that's not what I was
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: going for it.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: But instead of an account I became a comedian.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: That's right, I'm an actually account I hate I hate this.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: I hate what just happened. It's your bit to that
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: point that I'm like, this might be my last episode.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: On the podcast.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: It's just just infuriated.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Me speaking of accountants.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: That's your bits, bro. Now that's what it's like watching
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: you on stage.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: Not even close, not even close.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: When are you bringing back the Tuesday Show?
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: Never do you ever try to do your own taxes?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: Because I don't know. I don't like running shows sucks.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Just like call him do the work.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: He doesn't want to do the work either.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: It's too big.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: You know, we just it's just a pain in the ass.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: You guys did that for a long time. Yeah, I
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm surprised by how long it lasted.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: It was fun, it went well in the beginning. I
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: mean we were talking about the problem was that when
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: we started, we were both The biggest perk was that
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: we were drinking for free, and that all the comics
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: on the show were able to drink for free because
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: it was a free show.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: I came and I got free beers.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: Yes, so yeah, I used to go.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, tell me a joke and I was like, oh,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: I hit.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: You didn't hit him with the accountant joke?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: That was I didn't have it yet.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: But and then when I stopped drinking and then call
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: them caught back on drinking. So it was like, now
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: we were just doing this show, and then we realized
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: the show just started sucking. I don't know, it was
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: a whole thing. Who cares not me, that's for damn sure.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: You've always been listening to music, No, we're just podcasts.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: I've been listening to only podcasts.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: I feel like my mood is so much different when
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: I listened to podcasts versus listening to music, especially on
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: the commute. I feel so good when I listen to music.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: I've been listening to a lot of reggae, like a
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: lot of white boy reggae though figure specifically snow dry
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 5: dude biking when it's like nice, got that nice crisp
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: fall air.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Your biking.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: Thrown a little rosta on while you're biking home. Oh,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: it's so great.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: When did you get into the biking.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: Like a month ago?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: Nice?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I have. I've taken one Uber in the last month.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: I don't uber at all.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: It's so nice everywhere.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Doesn't it change your uh, just like view of how
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: you can get around the city, makes everything more accessible.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: You're on your own time.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: I did have my first close call almost hitting someone
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: the other day though, and then helmet. Oh no, I
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: almost hit this dude because it was like, so I
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: live where I live, it's a very big, like going
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: out area, and I was biking to the stand and
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: there's all these like drunk people waiting on the sidewalk
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: to get into some bar and then I'm flying through
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: and some dude just steps right into the bike lane
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: as I'm passing him, and I slam on the brakes
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: and my wheel is pretty much against his leg and
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: then he looks at me and for some reason I
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: said sorry. I was like so sorry about that. That's
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: my bad. And then he was like, oh, no worries.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: And then I took off and then I was biking
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: and the whole time I was like, I didn't do
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: anything wrong. I was like, you just backed into the
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: bike lane, not thinking you.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Gotta hit him with Yeah, I.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: Did do that, you did. I also flipped off a
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: taxi driver on the way home from the stand, and
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: then I had I didn't sleep for maybe eight hours
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: after that because my adrenaline was just through the room,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: like rich, yeah, dude, I well, I was I was going.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: I was merging onto seventh EV and I was waiting
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: because the light was red, and I guess there was
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: a dude that was the taxi driver behind me was
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: trying to take a right and he honked at me
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: and I'm directly in front of his car, so the
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: honk is through your spot, yeah yeah, and then I
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: and then so then I'm getting on my bike to move,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: and as I'm going to move, he honks again.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Hm. I was cat doog in that that.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: And then I flipped him off and I but then
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: I was replaying that in my head too, and I
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: was like, I wish I just stayed in front of
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: his car.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, tiger cab. Yeah, that's what it's called when you
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: just go super slow in front of the way.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: I wish I just mounted my bike directly in front
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: of him so that he could not move.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: But you never know if he's gonna actually not hit you.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: It's a cab driver. If he hits me, I am
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: a richionaire. Wait why because cabs are owned by the city, aren't.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: They No, But you have to but the medallions costs
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: a lot of money or something.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: I thought a cab was run through the city somehow. No,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: that's just anyone that wants no.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: But you have to buy private companies that have One
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: time I had to go out to the cab depot
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: in Queens because I had left a laptop and a
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: cab and I went out there and I collected it.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: Was got it back wild. It's a place I never
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: want to be.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: Like where you it's it kind of feels like where
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: you think that they bring all the horses from Central
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: Park to water them at night and give him fresh shoes.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Do you ever see the lines of cabs at the
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: airport report? Yeah, and it's two miles long, and and
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: they're just sitting there. Yeah, that's it always. It's shocking
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that cab. If I let that cab hit me,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't have made any money. You would have make some,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: but I don't know how. I don't think it's the
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: way that you think it is.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: I realisticly wouldn't have made any money because if the
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: cab hit me, if I was sitting in the front
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: of the cab and then he bumped into me, I
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: probably would not have gone home and been like, well,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: I'm pressing charges.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: No, you really want to get hit by like a
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: dump truck.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, or like a mail man USPS.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Amazon truck orzon Amazon Walmart.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: That's what happened to Tracy Morgan.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: Really.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: Rumors are he got paid out like ninety million for that,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: and then uh, and then the and then the other
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: guy who was in the car with them, the other
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: comic who's hosted the cellar all the time.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: How much did he get paid out? Twenty eight or
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: something million?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: Hold Walmart and it's Tracy Morgan. They settled there was
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: no amount. They weren't going to pay him. He's like
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: an outspoken famous person who would continue to talk about it.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: Does he still talk about it?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: He had a great joke like the like the Oscars,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: the or the Emmys or something where he was like,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: I woke up from a coma.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: Oh he got hit hard.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: Oh they were both in commas.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: Oh I didn't know that.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: It almost It was really bad. And the Walmart truck
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: driver was had broken rules, like he'd driven past the
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: legal amount of time, so he's exhausted. Yeah, and he.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: Like that's a big thing in the city. Uber drivers
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: will they'll drive the max amount and then they'll switch
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: to lyft and just keep going for like for like
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: twenty hours.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: I told you the story about how at the time
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: I had to grab the wheel for the Uber driver
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: I was with.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: No, I don't remember that.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: Because he was drifting. He was asleep and he was
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: drifting into the breakdown lane.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: And then I told him to pull over and I
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: drove the car the rest of the way, three bodies
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: in the back. I think I wrote a blog about it.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: That's crazy. We Alway had one where he was in the.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: Expressway, we were on the we were on the highway,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: were going sixty five. That's the driver completely asleep.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Maybe the anti breakdown lane guy. Maybe he's just trying
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: to do your bit.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we were drifting over and my buddy in the
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: back goes, hey, hey, hey, hey, at which point I
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: grabbed the wheel and pulled us gently back and I go,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: did you just fall asleep? And he goes yes. And
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: I was like, do you want me to drive the
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: rest of the way, And he's like, I think that's
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: a good idea. We pulled into the other shoulder, the
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: other side because there's a median. Yeah, and we were
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: heading it. We were heading left.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: Did he sleep when he said in the passenger seat,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: I don't remember. That would be hilarious if he just
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: crashed out the whole the rest of the drive, but.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Like woke up to take another ride real quick.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, here's that, here's the noise, and just automatically
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: take a wipe.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: The only thing Over did for that was they didn't
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: charge us for that ride.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: That's fucking insane.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: But they probably boarded the guy who did it.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I told you about the time where I
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: got I got in the thing where I got scammed
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: in the Uber when I first moved to New York.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: The Uber driver took my phone and canceled the ride
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: and then charged me like three hundred dollars. And I
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: was going through it with Uber for like a week,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: being like I got to get something out of this,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: and then they were like they eventually they were like,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: you're gonna have to file a police report. That's how
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: they just they win as soon as they say that,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: they win because they know no one's filing a police report.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: I've filed a police report, not on Uber. When that
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: guy stole my city bike. What did you do? Remember
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: that I posted that video.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: You're telling a lot of stories.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: I I walked into the UPS store and I had
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: my city bike right outside, and then I was in
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: for one minute. I came out and was gone, and
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: I got the bodega security camera from next door, and
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: they have on video the guy just walking up taking
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: the bike, walking off.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: But how long did he take? Like how much did
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: they charge you?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: The bikes are like fifteen hundred bucks. That's why I
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: cared so much.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: But when I've like gone to docking stations where it
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: doesn't work, I'll just leave it at the docking station.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Someone else will take it for a ride. It winds
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: up being like twenty bucks.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: You do that.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: I've done it twice.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: That is Ball's dude. I was coming home this weekend
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: and all it was it was two in the morning
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: and all of the docks by my apartment were filled,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: and I had to park like a mile away and walk.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: But I was thinking about it. I was like, why
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: don't I just let I just left this I did.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: I left it before in at the Navy yard in Brooklyn,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: and I got a notification being like, seems like your
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: bike's been enacted for a while, so we shut it down. Like,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: don't worry about it.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: I've never I'm just gonna start parking at my apartment
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: right at the door. You're so heavy having five people
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 5: help me carry it up the stairs.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Who left his bike here?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: Those things are in the silver ones are like insane.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: I've seen a homeless guy bring one on the subway before. Yeah,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: And I was like, there is so much wrong with
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: this picture right now.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: It's probably worth a billion dollars in scrap metal though.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Tank doud.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: When you when you're backing it out of the dock
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: and you have to like lift it up to forget it,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: it's like, yeah, I'm using all of the strength in
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: my bicep to lift it up.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet, I bet, we me and you probably
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: have done the medallion status on.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: I wonder is their status? Oh oh I got my
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: Diamond members of City Bike. Yeah you need to do that.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah I'm not I need to.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: Oh you're probably paying.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: I've already paid like like a hundred times over.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you doing? Get the yearly pass.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: It's a joke because I'm trying to I'm trying to
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: see if it's if I'm going to keep riding it
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: when it gets.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Cold, it's so worth it.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll do it.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: What are you doing? It doesn't get or something?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: It does get cold? Here? What are you talking about?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: Driving on a bike?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: Not anymore?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: If you need, if you need just the paragloves.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: We had some rides last year in the cold that
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: were the word. We had one ride that was colder
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: it's ever been.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Francis and my gloves. He was just screaming.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, gloves. My hands getting cold is one thing that
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: I can't do. That's like when I'm the biggest pussy.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: That's tough, my.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: Hands getting cold and my neck getting cold.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: I did my cold Plunge this weekend and it was
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: like early morning and cold out. Didn't it felt very different?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: Oh when it's actually I'm not so sure how how
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: much of a man I'm going to be trying to
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: get into my cold Plunge in December.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: Water break the ice.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's the manliest way of doing it. I
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: know it's actually outside.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, five minutes.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: Just swim half through it.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: Brother, I was breathing hard.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: What are you whim hoffing?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know how to do that.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: Whim hoff when you're in it. Dude, he swims in
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: the He swims in the Arctic. Yeah, I'm not trying
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: to get He goes to Antarctica and Cold Plunge is
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: there for like three hours straight, trying to have five minutes,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: and he's he's swimming around like like like backstroking, like
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: it's a fucking hot tub.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: Was trying to not write goodbye notes to my family.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: It's too much organization.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: Watch fucking penguins.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Swim your your goodbye note would be both beautiful but
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: also long winded.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: I would get halfway through and at the gist.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Goodbye, Yeah, I get it.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: Oh man, good bit good, classic riff there good. That's
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: gonna be making the clips that's gonna be on TikTok
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: oh big time. I had to redownload TikTok for my
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: Don't Tell and I was like, I was like, oh man,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: this is gonna become such a problem. I'm gonna use
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: this so much. I've opened it once and the first
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: thing I saw I just immediately swiped out of the app.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: I was like, this app is so bad.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: What was the thing you saw?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: I don't know, some girl just bitching about something.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: You got to get into the You gotta get to
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: the first Amendment audit.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: I opened it up and I commented and I just said,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: what is this bitch bit yapping about now? And then
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: I closed out of the app.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: You gotta get to again with the.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: Fries in the bag. Someone commented that on one of
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: my clips, and I was like, what is that mean?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: And then I saw it in another place and I
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: was like, oh, it pretty much means just like you suck.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: You should be serving fries.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I get it.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: You're gonna be serving fries on the way to my
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: ski trip with my family.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: Maybe, but at least I'll be original. But at least
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: I'll be original, I wrote. I wrote a blog about
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: that scene where the I was like, the fucking ponytail
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: guy won that argument. Oh yeah, I smoked by a
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: mile smoked him. Anytime that someone has to be like,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, then let's fight, let's go outside. You've beaten
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: that person, yeah.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: Big time.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I think.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Whenever I see a fucking Charlie Kirk video on TikTok.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: You gotta start watching Charlie Kirk. I not familiar college kids.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: But then some college it just might have destroyed him.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: Back bro, fucking he might have got destroyed.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: I'm not familiar you, Charlie.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: You gotta get back on the talk. Just watch people
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: get destroyed in arguments.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I'm not. I'm not big on that's too well.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say it's brain rot. But I've been
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: really into these This Instagram account John Pork, he gets
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: familiar with John Pork. He's the best to show you
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: right now, John Pork. We might have to clip this
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: in because of how good it is. I've been obsessed
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: with John Pork last day. There's Drake Pork, John Pork,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: He's so funny.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: Holy Ship, that's so much porks your face.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 9: That's the hockey way.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: There's so that's the definition of brand rot.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: I know. I was watching some like Grime, Harry Potter,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: characters like Dobby the Elvis do crime songs with like
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: full ai and they're fucking incredible, dude.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: I watched John Pork for.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: This is Drake Pork. You know. I wish I could
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: say anything to you, but I've gotten back into watching
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: the different cars crashing.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: At different speeds.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, and like how bad the damage is at
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 6: twenty miles an hour and thirty miles an hour and
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 6: forty and I'm like, surely they can't get any worse
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 6: than the fifty and then it goes to seventy.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: I was watching those. In one of them, the survival
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 5: rate was like negative five, and I for like twenty
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: minutes straight. I was like, what would a negative five
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: survival road be? I was like, what does it mean
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 5: when you're in the negatives and the entire time the
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: answer is just nothing. It doesn't mean anything. Yeah, it's
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: not possible to be negative dead.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: You know, what's the.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Guaranteed immortality negative five.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: One thing I saw that was really cool though, was
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: cars hitting a pothole at different speeds where the lower
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: speeds were bad, but then the faster and faster that
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: it went, the less it actually did damage. Well, you figure, yeah,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: the car is not it's not dipping down right, so
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: like the wheel is just sort of staying flushed to
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: the top of the hole.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: Like the Seaton and speed where they jumped the bus.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: You just gotta be going fast enough. Or when it's
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: the wrecking ball hitting like a truck or whatever.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: I like that on those ones are good?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: Why are they? Why is that satisfy?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty good? I was telling this. I was talking
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: about this with Francis. I think I'm pretty good about
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: opening Instagram and then the first dumb thing I see,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: I I just closed at all. Guy I got. I
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: fell deep into the grasp of John Pork I was
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: I was watching that for an hour.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: That's exactly.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: Did a party didy party GLIZZI on my waist And
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: I know you were telling the truth because you had
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: already liked the video.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was howling at John Port alone. Alone.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: Howling is then you know something? I think it's something alone.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: Joe, what a freak Glizzie on my waist.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have to follow the boy pork but.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: Play a lot of Black Ops six this weekend.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: How'd you do? How'd you shoot him? Straight?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: No, I'm pretty bad at that game. It's pretty frustrating
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 5: because I've always been good at Call of Duty and
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: this one I struggle with. I did have a twenty
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: six and five game though, that was pretty excited about.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: I'm super happy for you twenty six five US.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: Oh. You know what I love about I love the
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 5: yes the KD.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: I love was trying to be part of your life.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: I love when they when they when you get killing,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: the guy talks. There's one where I kill a guy
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: and then my guy he goes, he goes, send flowers.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: I love it. It gives me the chills. That's killed
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: like thirty more people.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, get too.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: Fired up, send flowers. It's just like being like a
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: step dad being like.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: What are you so?
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: What are you into? What are the kids talking about?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: You? Just try to be like, I mean, can we
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: talk about the Patriots beating the Bengals. Was that not
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: the most incredible thing you've ever seen?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: The Bengals didn't have a single skill position player.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they know the Bengals did and they just suck.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: No, they didn't have the t Higgins wasn't playing Chase.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: He was on a pitch count.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 5: Though Jamar Chase played. Joe Burrow played played like whole helps, dude,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: Jamar Chase was fully healthy. They were like he had
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: food poisoning.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: He played like holding out. He's doing his holding, dude.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 5: Those Okay, he got didn't he get paid?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: Oh no, Dak got paid.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: Dak got paid.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: He's the highest paid player in the NFL now, right, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: he deserves.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: It well for his zero playoff wins.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: Dude, he's there incredible, He's so good.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: He has zero playoff wins.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: If the Cowboys played the Eagles right now, they would win.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: So I'm going my score forty eight to twelve, forty
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: eight to thirteen. We'll see. Twelve wouldn't really make sense.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: All field goals.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: The last team the Packers played was the Cowboys, and
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: the Eagles just played the Packers and they smoked them
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: and the Packers smoked the Cowboys.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I would say the Eagles smoked
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: the Packers.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: I'm saying the Cowboys got smoked by the Packers in
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: the playoffs.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: Dude. That's the transit of the Eagles got smoked by
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: the Eagles, got smoked by the Bucks in the playoffs.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that was a different regime, no, dude, it
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: was a whole different regime. We're talking about, different regime.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: Saquan's good. I feel bad that he has to be
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: at that poverty franchise, But with that thug Sirianni, I mean,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: when are you guys gonna get rid of that that punk?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: Your anti Italian bias is showing through right now, and
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: I've never experienced someone being so racist towards Italians.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: I just can't believe Sirianni is still coaching.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: You say wop, there's a little extra stick on it
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: that makes me think that you say with a hard
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: p at the end, and it makes me know that
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: you're racist towards guineas.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 5: Sirianni Suckson's amazing, God bless. If no one's gonna say it,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: I'll say it myself.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: You didn't say I was.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: Worried I would be interrupting you somehow.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: No, that was kind of just I ended Siriani Sucksquon's great.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 5: Jalen's not bad. I like Jalen. I like Jalen. I
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 5: feel bad for him that he's that he's so bad.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: But I respect your you being in a jail control
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: though I'm not a Jayalen troll.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: You were.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: One second of the game you were texting me being like.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 5: Oh no, Jalen washed. He did look really bad for
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: the first quarter and then he turned it on.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he turned it on, turned it up.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: They could be great. They could be great.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: It does suck that they that they had to injure
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 5: Jordan Love with that nasty dirty play.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: Eagles Patriots super Bowl.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 5: Who says no, not me, I say yes, I say
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: bring I say bring it on, dude. It was just
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: like the Patriots are still gonna suck, but it was
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: so nice to see them like actually competing.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: It might be big for a part of my take
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: with Max and Hank being Eagles and Patriots fans, but
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: I think this would be the biggest Eagles Patriots robe
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: any fucking fans if that Super Bowl kicked off.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: I don't think so. I don't think the Patriots has
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: a ton of diehards right now. Really, I don't know, Tyler,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 5: are you in Tyler? Did you get a whole second
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: win when they won that game where you like, we're
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: gonna win the super Bowl? I was texting my family
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: being like, we're gonna win the super Bowl? Yeah, exactly.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: Remondre, Yeah, how good? Romondre Andre is great, He's incredible.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: Mayo's the best. Oh yeah, wasn't it so nice seeing
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: like seeing Mayo like like high five in players after
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 5: getting off the field, like that was awesome, Like like
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: not not they? Yeah, I got I almost cried a
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: little on myself. I had a yellow Gatorade zero and
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 5: I dumped at.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like your front, it just looks like you pissed yourself.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: That's funny. I was drinking body armor and I dumped
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: that on myself.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: Fuck, fuck, goddamn double chop for both of us.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: Damn it.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 5: I actually was slamming a body armor.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: They need to start doing body armor baths. The NFL
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: needs to bring the Well.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: The problem is that it could easily have been a
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 5: body armour bath.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you wouldn't have been able to tell because
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: of how few calories and how good it tastes.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: That's true, because I guess the problem is if they
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: poured body armor on him, he probably would have been passed.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: He would be like, why are you wasting all of
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: this body armor? You fucking idiots? Suicides? Now let's go,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: yeah running laps.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Boys are staying after like Team USA.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: Just wasted all this perfectly good body armour. Like Mike Ruzione,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 5: pour the gatorade on me. I don't need that fucking
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: sloth that swill, yeah, that shit poison, Yeah, say it does.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: That was genius, brilliant ship.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know for that hole.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: We'll see tomorrow we get the email, if we all
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: get emails.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: I'm literally drinking two body armors right now.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: I'm loyal to the brand. This one isn't even cracked,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: so I'm not done with my first. Well, I already
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: finished my first. Maybe you should just give it to
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: a real body armor drink instead of this fake body armor.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: I've had a whole one.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 5: Yep, you know what was the second? Honestly, that's just vodka. Yeah,
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 5: your liver is thanking you right now. It's going to
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 5: bring more. He's got one going, keep going. I got
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 5: one more in me.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got one more body armor in me.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: Did you guys slap it up yesterday? What you have
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 5: for food? What was your game day meal? Because I
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 5: slapped it up big time?
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: Not I slapped it up on Uh. I did a
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: heavy wingstop orter on Friday for the Eagles.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: I had a pie oh, like a shepherd's pie or
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: like a pie pie pie lemon custard with merangue, Graham, cracker,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: cruss fo. A big group of people.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 5: That sounds unbelievable that started in the middle, started in
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 5: the middle.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a spoon dude.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: That sounds so.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: And I ate holes.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 5: I went to I had two chili dogs.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: It was amazing, No wonder you had. And then I
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: ate an entire can of pringles, which is like eight
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 5: hundred calories.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: What flavor plane? Wow, those are so good.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: But the bodega next to my apartment has like the
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: like the smoke shop flavors, like fucking like they have
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: like talky flavor, like that same flavor that chili with.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: The plane is classic, though sometimes the planet is better.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to go pick up a pack of
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 5: chili lot and right after we finished recording.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: Another sleeve, want to sleep? Yeah, canisters your dumb Seriously.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 5: I was thinking about it last night. I really got
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 5: to stop doing that. My cholesterols probably out of the
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 5: fucking no.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: But you're walking ten thousand steps playing softball.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 5: Right, you're active with my genetics.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: My whole family has fucking high cholesterol. Same and no
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 5: one's even like that big. No, they don't even have
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 5: that many big boys in our house. We're all pretty thin.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: I heard the cholesterol level got it used to be.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: It got recalibrated what high cholesterol was some number of
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: years ago, and it used to be like three hundred
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: was high. And then they were like, no, it actually
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: two hundreds.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Look you I come from a family of incredible athletes.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they still have high it too.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: We have in my family. There are four high school
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: All Americans and one college All American? Which do you think?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: Who do you think the College All American is?
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 5: I've assuming you're of the College All America. No, your brother.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: I don't have a brother.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 5: I know, I was making a joke. I didn't know
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 5: you had a sister either, Yet you did I did.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: You've referenced Ida not Yes, you on the story where
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: he was driving, Yes, got dropped.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: Off and you're like you were like, I'm dripped saying
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: it my sisters. Yeah, and you've brought that up before.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: You just lie.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: I know now you have a sister. I forgot little eyes,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: little eye squash. Harry can't settle on the truth. My
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: mom was the American funny really, mm hmm, that's so sick.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 5: That's so sick.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: Guess how many times my mom has torn her a
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: c LS three seven.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 5: What doesn't sound like you should have been all American then?
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: Huh No, she she was. She kept tearing him and
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: back then the repair surgery was like they would fucking.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 5: Strap a couple of band aids.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they strip off a big speed piece of your
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: back skin and go in there with the garden shears
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: and just stretch it out and be like a three
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: year recovery Jesus, and you'd tear it again because it
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: was so barbaric.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: It's so fucked.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: She tore them both each whatever three times and then
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: one four times. Dude, I've told I think I've told
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: this story before about my my.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 5: Dad like exploded his knee and we were at we
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 5: had like a cookout when I was really young, and
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 5: my dad we had like one of those bounce back
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: things so you can throw a baseball at he was
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: he was throwing it at it, and then he like
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 5: really threw one because he used to be a pitcher
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 5: in high school. And he threw one at it hard
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 5: and his entire leg spun around. Yeah, and he had
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 5: to go to the My uncle had to drive him
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 5: to the hospital and he had to lay in the
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 5: back of the.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: Car screaming his legs spun around.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 5: Dude, like he's like, where how your foot is now?
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 5: It would have been facing the other direction.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm gonna piss myself. I'm gonna piss real quick.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: Why don't we just wrap rap? We're there.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: I had just a body armor. I drank my body arm.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: No, let's just end it.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: No, No, I drank my body armor.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: Sorry, guys, I guess we're gonna cut this one short.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that. I'm saying, keep going, We're gonna.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 5: Cut this one short. No, I'm fine wrapping all right.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'll be in austin September twentieth and twenty first,
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: and I will be the lead in Entertainment Too.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: The Nicest this weekend in New York September fourteenth.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: Not that's not what you want to say.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: No, it's the it's pop punk is playing.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: Pop punk is playing in Austin.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: Punk is playing in Austin.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 5: For some reason, it sounds like we're all going to
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 5: be in Austin at the same time, on different for
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 5: different different missions.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to Austin and then we'll go see pop punk.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I gotta Rogan out there.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: That's why I'm going tickets at Punch Up Dot Live
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: Slash Francisselas.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: I'm doing Optimus noc Day out there.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, yeah, I'm doing or I'm not doing anything
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 5: but go listen to my Don't Tell Go watch My
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: Don't Tell set.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 3: Please come to me in sass in Rochester.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 5: Close to two hundred thousand views, and I would like
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 5: it to get there in October.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah cool, thanks guys, He'll be right back.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 8: No was a ma