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OUTRO: Windows? In A House?! · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your Men Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 2: On Radio Recare. Yeah yeah, baby, Cauzy Cauzy Case.
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  Speaker 3: I want to say, what a sorry ass bunch of
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  Speaker 3: bastards I'm looking at today?
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  Speaker 2: I disagree? Brand new man. That's what they call me.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe Tuesday Wednesday they call me that.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, if hat us?
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  Speaker 2: How we going spirits man? Good spirits?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Good? Say are you going keys here? But quiet there?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: No, not very good? That's all gee though?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, not because I was caning it either. I had
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  Speaker 5: a very small weekend, actually had a very just stay
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  Speaker 5: at home doing nothing weekend.
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  Speaker 2: You couldn't handle well into men. It broke you. It
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  Speaker 2: broke me, absolutely snapped you into you.
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  Speaker 5: This is the second time I've done a live show
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  Speaker 5: and then someone's got me six straight away right.
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  Speaker 4: The last time is when I was going to bar
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  Speaker 4: and someone that.
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  Speaker 5: Show and then I got it for the first like
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  Speaker 5: five days, and then you got swimmers here, and then
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  Speaker 5: I got swimmers here. But this time I got to
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  Speaker 5: I got I woke up this morning.
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  Speaker 4: With an earache.
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  Speaker 5: Ship but I sprayed some swimmersyre stuff in there anyway,
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  Speaker 5: just in case.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Do you think it was the hot chili shot?
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  Speaker 3: You seem to go downhill from there?
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  Speaker 2: Really? No, Actually I think they would have the chili dog.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, chili chili dog on the live show.
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  Speaker 2: There. We've got a bit to work for, don't we
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  Speaker 2: in the show. We can we can make this ship out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know it's interesting because I said to my wife,
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  Speaker 3: I said, because we were playing golf today, Keysy. And
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  Speaker 3: I said to my wife, you say, afternoon a feeling,
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  Speaker 3: Keysy is not going to play golf tomorrow. You usually
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  Speaker 3: say that I did. Yeah, And then I woke up
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  Speaker 3: this morning and there was a message from Keysy he's
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  Speaker 3: a bit underwear, that he can't do it.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, buggery for it.
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  Speaker 5: It was a beautiful tay. To be honest, it wasn't
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  Speaker 5: too bad. Did you order a cart by the way, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I was still going to play, And I was like,
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  Speaker 5: ill order a cart because I know that Jase really
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  Speaker 5: wants to play with old Kez. I'll book a cart
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  Speaker 5: because I would I wouldn't be able to get around walking.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be gassed.
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  Speaker 5: And then yeah, I didn't sleep at all last night
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  Speaker 5: until about five am, right, and one of the things
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  Speaker 5: that helped me sleep like a baby was texting Jason,
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  Speaker 5: I'm not playing golf and booking a restaurant that my
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  Speaker 5: wife and I had been discussing whether or not we
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  Speaker 5: should book it, and for some reason, I was just
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  Speaker 5: awake thinking about this restaurant whether I should book it right,
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  Speaker 5: and you just do those two things out like a light.
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 3: Interesting, though, I think we should have some sleep chat
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  Speaker 3: because I seem to have are not now, but at
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  Speaker 3: some stage I seem to have gone into a new
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  Speaker 3: weird zone in my sleeping, which I'm not happy.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen it through the chat man through the period
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  Speaker 2: as well with my sleep. But I get to blame
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  Speaker 2: my landlord for that.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, what's wrong with the land are the kittens curtains?
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  Speaker 2: No curtains over the fucking windows.
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  Speaker 4: You've got to wear an eyemass.
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  Speaker 2: Make no, I've got an IMSS there, but that's not
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  Speaker 2: how it works. You Your bedroom should be dark, totally
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  Speaker 2: dark ish, and I do wear an eye mask, but
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting in touch with them to saw it out
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  Speaker 2: because it's fucking ridiculous. You've got curtains over most of
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  Speaker 2: the windows.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, that's an interesting point, magie. You've just reminded me of,
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  Speaker 3: you know, renting my place out. Curtains are a big thing.
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  Speaker 2: You're probably gonna want to have windows that you're.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently that's what fucking took me back. It's like windows,
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  Speaker 3: you have to have windows in your house. What the
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  Speaker 3: fuck's that about?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the Whodiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
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  Speaker 4: The Hodiarchy Big.
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  Speaker 5: Show was Jason, Mike and keysy tune in week days
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  Speaker 5: and four on radio.
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  Speaker 4: But don't you have a sun lounge that's.
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  Speaker 2: All the window Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Pretty much.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, so that's the window room, right, So you want windows,
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  Speaker 5: you go one to the sun lounge there and they
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  Speaker 5: get all the windows. You know, fill your boots, yes,
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  Speaker 5: with windows, with windows.
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  Speaker 3: The thing we the problem we have with curtains is
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  Speaker 3: that my wife likes to make or she doesn't like
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  Speaker 3: to make curtains, but he's very good at making curtains.
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  Speaker 3: But you can't be fucked making curtains fifty dollars and
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  Speaker 3: buy some because it annoys her. But then there's all
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  Speaker 3: the weird measurements that you can't quite get the right
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  Speaker 3: curtain for.
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  Speaker 4: The right What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 3: There's so many complicated things, but I'm going to have
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  Speaker 3: a word with your landlord and fucking just give them
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  Speaker 3: a piece in my mind.
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  Speaker 2: I'll just be able to google and find out whether
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  Speaker 2: they're meant to have curtains or not. I'll be surprised
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  Speaker 2: if the answers no.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you are, having gone through all the requirements of
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  Speaker 3: the rental property, you do require curtains and good quality ones.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks. Man.
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  Speaker 5: That's weird because my last rental before we moved into
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  Speaker 5: the place that we bought was it had kids curtains everywhere,
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  Speaker 5: pink ones would like, even in the kitchen. So what
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  Speaker 5: they've done has gone, fuck, we need curtains. What is
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  Speaker 5: the cheapest curtain we can get? And they just put
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  Speaker 5: that in every single room and it was kids, bright
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  Speaker 5: pink and purple like pokat ks.
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  Speaker 4: It did nothing well.
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  Speaker 3: It says nothing about them being esthetically pleasing. They just
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  Speaker 3: had to be. They just.
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  Speaker 2: Whether you're rent the joint or not, isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: And as you guys know, when I'm making love like
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  Speaker 3: an audience, So we don't have any curtains in our
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  Speaker 3: bedroom at all.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't done a performance for longer than Oasis. People
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  Speaker 2: your names are going to be dying for a comebag.
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  Speaker 5: They are, man, they're they're hanging tough, I thought. But
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  Speaker 5: they were like stage curtains. Red ones that opened.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, mastards. Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 4: How was your weekend though, Jasement?
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  Speaker 3: It was beautiful, Thank you, I'll talk about it. We
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  Speaker 3: made one major blooper on the food front, we had none,
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  Speaker 3: but apart from that, it was great. It was really nice.
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  Speaker 4: That's good man, because it was meant.
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  Speaker 3: To be rain, a bit of rain over the weekend,
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  Speaker 3: and we went, oh, let's just.
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  Speaker 4: Do it anyway, and then it didn't eventuate.
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  Speaker 3: It didn't eventuate at all.
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  Speaker 4: Classicals glorious weather Auckland shirt like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, Yeah, I've just asked chet GBT. I've got it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm standing at corner and tiking a relationship with chet
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  Speaker 2: GPT because it's getting fucking dumber. They've changed, they've changed
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  Speaker 2: the model, they've upgraded, you know, they've delivered the latest one.
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  Speaker 2: I've gone back to the old one. But I just
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  Speaker 2: asked it. Our landlord's required to supply curtains in your
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  Speaker 2: house and it said depends where you live in New
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  Speaker 2: Zealand a B C D in Australia. It's like I've
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  Speaker 2: been talking you for over a year. You know where
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  Speaker 2: I live, you know where I live at and there
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  Speaker 2: you waste my time with that ship. So but I've
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  Speaker 2: got to be careful because I started getting abusive towards
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  Speaker 2: it years time when I just called it a fucking idiot,
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  Speaker 2: and I don't know how helpful that is. It starts coming,
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  Speaker 2: he goes, God it New Zealand only. But it is
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  Speaker 2: annoying because it's got it never used to be like
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  Speaker 2: that and now it's getting dumb. And so if anybody
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  Speaker 2: out there knows why that's happening, well it's probably learning
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  Speaker 2: from me. That's probably the problem. Yes, am I right,
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  Speaker 2: that's the problem.
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  Speaker 3: Did you do your the kids thing of the baby shower?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: Sick? How good I was talking to somebody else.
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  Speaker 4: It was a silver line I was looking forward to.
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  Speaker 2: They were going to a baby share, a couple of
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  Speaker 2: mates of the dude I was staying with down in Wellington. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: rang up free and they're off through a baby share.
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  Speaker 2: They couldn't quite believe it.
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  Speaker 5: Either, because Lucy was it was like the morning. It
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  Speaker 5: was Saturday morning and I was not in a good way.
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  Speaker 5: And I was just sitting on the couch watching a
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  Speaker 5: replay of Melbourne v. Kennedy bull Bulldogs Great game and
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  Speaker 5: Melbourne and my wife was like, are you sure you
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  Speaker 5: should go to this baby shoit.
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  Speaker 4: I hain't even thought about it.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, there's gonna be little kids there,
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  Speaker 5: like ladies, old people are going to be there. And
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  Speaker 5: I was just like, oh my god, no, I definitely
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  Speaker 5: shouldn't go to this baby show.
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  Speaker 4: You're right, I'm not going.
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  Speaker 5: And then she was just like, oh, I suppose if
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  Speaker 5: you like you know, your head, and I was just like, no,
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  Speaker 5: what you've done now is realize that you have to
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  Speaker 5: go on your own.
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  Speaker 2: And you're like you would rather the pregnant lady got
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  Speaker 2: sick as a dog than go to this thing by yourself.
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  Speaker 4: That's right?
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  Speaker 2: What a backbone?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: And then I was like no, you know, and I
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  Speaker 5: was like, if this was your baby shower and someone
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  Speaker 5: showed up, that sounded like I did because my this
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  Speaker 5: was fucked like a week. That made it sound even
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  Speaker 5: worse and didn't end up going, So it's a shame.
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  Speaker 5: Messed out on the baby shower. As soon as she
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  Speaker 5: got home. She's like, I would have been you would
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  Speaker 5: have hated it in your current state. There's just kids
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  Speaker 5: running around screaming and you know, chatting about babies and yeah,
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  Speaker 5: yeah fun, yeah, yeah, good stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yea energy.
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  Speaker 5: It took me to tell that I've got like five
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  Speaker 5: percent of my energy reserves and that's the best I've got.
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  Speaker 2: You got a big show in front of you as well.
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  Speaker 2: They've taken away my stop Watch, which is awesome.
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  Speaker 3: We should actually tell the audience. So they've done a
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  Speaker 3: massive clean up in the studio. I'm actually finding it
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  Speaker 3: slightly disconcerting. That's great, there's no fil for stuff in
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  Speaker 3: the studio at all. Yeah, well, I'll make sure I
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  Speaker 3: deposited a bit of filth around the play.
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  Speaker 5: Because I was talking to Mania and I was like,
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  Speaker 5: because he was talking about them clearing out the studio,
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  Speaker 5: and I was like, when you come in the morning,
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  Speaker 5: does Jason have ship left there? And he's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: one hundred percent, like half filled bod glasses of water
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  Speaker 5: and stuff that's ball screwed up things of our rundown, Jace,
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  Speaker 5: what do you donate that?
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  Speaker 3: But my water glass?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 3: And there's no other filth.
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  Speaker 5: Edmard Menia's like, so does he think that I come
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  Speaker 5: in and half full of glass of water and like
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  Speaker 5: leaving coffee cups and stuff around? He only uses the
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  Speaker 5: same coffee cup. It's a Star Wars. It's not Jase,
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  Speaker 5: because Jase doesn't drink coffee.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no no.
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  Speaker 3: But Jase accuses them of doing well, there's like four
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  Speaker 3: or five bloody caps on because I have seen that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I don't know whose those are, but yeah,
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  Speaker 5: when I was like, yeah, every day I come in
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  Speaker 5: and I play, where the fuck is Jase put my headphones?
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  Speaker 4: And what has he left on my DearS?
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  Speaker 3: I don't have his headphones.
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  Speaker 4: It's because you unplug them and plug your ones, and I.
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  Speaker 3: Always eave those there there? Yes, well, am I going
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  Speaker 3: to put them?
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna start monitoring it though we decide sure, okay, suggest.
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  Speaker 3: I need to be verified in my vehement opposition to
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  Speaker 3: his accusations.
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  Speaker 4: The this month, man just best behavior, right, good stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Can you agree about?
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  Speaker 3: Mate?
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  Speaker 2: Cheers?
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  Speaker 4: Brother, Hey, thanks for listening to The Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 4: The show hopefully will be better than this every weekday.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean, man,