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Paco's Christmas Story · Adventures: Bible Truths in Action

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  Welcome to the Christmas story. You're going to learn the real
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  meaning of Christmas. I'm going to sing a special song
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  at the end of the story called Dallas, never dad, cut, cut,
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  mrs. Snub, this is not what we talked
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  about. What's the matter, mr.
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  Spill bugga. Well, first of all, it's
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  pronounced Feliz, Navidad, not fellas, novel, A dad.
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  Sorry, look. I know you've always told a
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  Christmas story, but we want to reach more kids and so I asked
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  Paco to help since the kids like him so much.
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  Exactly. So why don't we let him tell the
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  Christmas story. Like we talked about, but he's
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  young and inexperienced. So were you once a long time
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  ago, fine, you're the director. I quit.
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  Wait, mrs. Snub.
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  You can't quit in the middle of the show.
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  Maybe she can. Please everyone remain calm.
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  We are going to continue with the Christmas story.
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  The Show Must Go On. We always say Paco, boy, am I
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  glad to see you? I'm glad to see me do, man, I
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  need you to do me a favor. Do you know the Christmas story?
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  What do I look like? Everybody knows that Christmas
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  Story. Twas the night before Christmas
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  and all through the Mario, not a creature was stealing.
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  Not even my friend, Mario man, that's not the Christmas story.
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  Well, it's my Christmas Story. Okay, look, I need you to tell
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  the real story of Christmas, you know, from the Bible.
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  Oh, why don't you say? So, man, you want me to talk
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  about the baby Jesus? Yeah, that's the one.
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  All right, man. No problem.
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  Say no more. I can handle.
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  Okay, here's the script. Hey can I get my band to play?
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  Sure, whatever you want. Whatever, I want whatever you
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  want, I'll give you a couple of minutes to get prepared.
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  We'll start on my cue. What's a cute?
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  It's what we call the signal for starting.
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  Oh, whatever I want. Hey Rico a buckle.
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  What are you doing, man? It's time for the Christmas
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  story. You're messing up to show.
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  I am the show Rico your local park or not mr.
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  Spielberg They're asked me to do it, man.
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  Where's me Snopes? I don't know.
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  I guess she quit. You mean.
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  She's nubbed us. Yeah I guess so.
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  And I listen up man. I'm in a hurry mr.
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  Spielberger is going to give me the cue in a minute man.
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  What's a cube? The signal?
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  Don't you know anything? Hey get the band together.
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  I'm making a few changes. I say, you can't do that mr.
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  Spielberger said I can do anything I want.
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  Can I take off the silly costume?
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  Sure. Get rid of them all.
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  All right. Hey, listen up, everybody, our
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  homeboy, Paco is in charge gay. We're changing the program to
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  Baku. Squeeze Miss story, Eric.
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  Oh hey, give all the props, your personal touch and but no
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  graffiti man. You calling me a tiger.
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  That's Long's, low and slow, bro.
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  And mr. Spielberger don't be throwing
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  those signs and me, huh? All the queue.
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  Yeah, the signal here for a minute.
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  I thought you were in a gang. Inge see.
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  Welcome to the Chris. I mean Paco's, Christmas Story,
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  at that time, the Roman Emperor, Augustus decree that a census
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  should be taken throughout the Mughal Empire, who wrote the
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  script Man? Okay, so this Roman dude, his
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  name was Augustus, right? Poor kid.
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  But anyway, he cried because he wanted everyone to be counted.
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  So he would know how many people were in his family, so he told
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  everyone to be still and stand where you're supposed to stand
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  while he counted. So, Joseph We'll call Jose.
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  I got up off of his Galilee and went to stand at Bethlehem so he
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  could sign up himself and Mary or better muddy out his fiance
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  who was wait, what gonna have a baby and mr.
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  Spielberger, I think the script is wrong, man.
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  What's the problem? Paco, it is, says Mary was going
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  to have a baby? Yes, she was.
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  Joseph wasn't the father of the baby?
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  The baby inside. Mary was a miracle.
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  Child from God. Oh yeah.
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  That's right. Keep up the good work.
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  Puckle you're doing a great job to hear that recall.
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  Yeah I heard Buckle. I just hope he feels that way
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  when he sees what we've done to Bethlehem.
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  Hey I told you. No graffiti man.
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  Recall. Just kidding homie.
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  There's no graffiti. And what do this is my turf.
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  Oh mr. Spielberger.
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  It's you giving me the cue? Yeah.
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  Well, I'm not you. Still that and while they were
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  there, the time came for the baby to be born and the baby
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  decided he wanted out of there man.
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  Jose Maria have entered Bethlehem.
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  I Jose, this baby is about to come out, get me a room or I'll
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  give birth right here on the street.
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  I settle down. Maria, I will talk to The
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  Innkeeper. Hey, can't you read the sign
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  we're full? I don't want any more tamales
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  are not selling tamales. My wife is about to have Baby
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  and we need a room fast like real fast equally.
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  She looks like a pinata if I wasn't so pregnant.
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  I would jump off this donkey and smack.
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  You upside the head, Maria, he didn't mean anything by it.
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  My humblest, apologies Senora. I have no rooms left to give you
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  the best. I can offer is this table where
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  I keep the animals. It's not very clean, but I can
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  give you a good price. What you're going to charge us
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  for the stable, I have to make a living Oh Jose, help me off this
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  donkey right now. I think I will smack him.
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  It's a nice table. The animals don't complain.
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  What do you think? You are doing charging someone
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  to stay in this table? You should be ashamed of
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  yourself. She is going to have a baby stay
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  out of my business. I Am The Innkeeper, and I am the
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  innkeeper's wife. You can stay in the stable for
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  free as long as you like, I do not have any blankets, too.
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  But I will bring you what I can for you and the baby.
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  See she wears the chunk class. Hey, who do you think you are?
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  Oh, I know who you are. Hey, mr.
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  Spielberger, maybe we should change the queue for my hand
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  signal to. Some kind of noise, you know?
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  Like a frog croaking or something.
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  Yeah, you're getting me all confused and kind of triggered.
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  Man, this is show biz Paco. We give a queue because it's
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  quiet. No noise.
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  You're the boss. I'll have to get used to it man.
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  She gave birth to her firstborn son.
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  She wrapped him in strips of cloth.
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  Laid him in the manger because there was no lodging available
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  for them. All right, so in the baby came
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  out, she put a diaper on him and put him in the Hague because
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  there wasn't an empty crib. Anywhere that night, there were
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  some Shepherds stain in the fields, nearby guarding their
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  flocks of sheep. So this gang of Shepherds were
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  like hanging out in the middle of nowhere guarding their boat
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  arrivals, you know. This job stinks, it's not the
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  job, it's the Sheep. I heard that man Shepherd.
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  Hey Juanita. I didn't someone is stealing my
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  Chevy. Are you loco?
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  No, look. Isn't that my headlights on?
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  That's the stage lights. A say ah we're doing a play.
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  Remember the angels are supposed to, like play a song to us glory
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  to God in the highest and on Earth.
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  Peace. Goodwill to men.
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  Goodwill to man. I've been to the Goodwill.
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  Hello, we're doing a play, okay? Right now, we're supposed to go
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  to Bethlehem. Hurry, we have to get off the
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  stage now. Oh, I'm sorry, Paco, Carlos is a
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  little confused, it's the local. Hey, it's okay man.
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  What's mr. Spielberg are gonna do fire me
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  and I was just kidding mr. Spielberg Iran.
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  And what did I tell you about throwing signs?
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  All the queue. That's right.
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  Okay. Sorry my English.
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  All right, so when the angels are returned to heaven, the
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  shepherd's said to each other, let's go to Bethlehem and see
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  this thing that has happened. In which the Lord has told us
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  about and they've heard to the village and found Mary and
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  Joseph, and there was a baby lying in a Manger.
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  Okay, so the shepherd said, something's going down in
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  Bethlehem you old. Let's go check it out homes.
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  Who is the baby? Hello is baby, Jesus.
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  Oh, Gloria has to Crystal alleluia alleluia lost.
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  What are you doing? I'm worshipping the baby.
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  Jesus. That's not the real baby, Jesus.
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  It looks like the real baby. Jesus.
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  Jesus was born 2,000 years ago. Two thousand years.
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  Then he's still a baby, cut cut. Paco, could I have a word with
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  you? And what's up, mr.
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  Spielberger and like, we're almost finished, man.
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  Paco, everything was great. I like Maria and Jose the
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  Mariachi Angels, but we gotta do something about Carlos.
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  Carlos is my friend, mr. Spielberger, I can't fire him.
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  No, I don't want you to fire him.
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  I don't think Carlos says Jesus living in his heart.
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  How can you tell? It's obvious.
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  That Carlos is never heard much about Jesus.
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  He probably has he thinks Jesus is still a baby, that's because
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  Carlos is just a man. So, but Carlos was worshipping,
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  Jesus. That's the smartest thing anyone
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  could ever do. You're right, mr.
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  Spielberger, I never thought about it like that.
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  You need to tell Carlos that Jesus died on a cross for our
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  sins. And that Jesus wants to live in
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  his heart. If he'll just ask him to, maybe
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  you could explain it to him, I do.
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  Speak Spanish, I'll translate are Carlos.
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  Come over here for a minute. I know Carlos, he tries to do
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  the smart thing, but sometimes he doesn't understand.
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  I did, OK? Paco, didn't they?
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  You're not going to fire me? Are you mr.
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  Cheeseburger. No, Carlos mr.
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  Spielberg are just wants to tell you why.
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  Jesus is in a baby, no more man. Carlos, Jesus was a gift from
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  God to the whole world. 2,000 years ago, huh?
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  He said, do you like to get presents?
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  Hence, I see, I, especially like the Woody, he says his reach for
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  the stars and his friend says to infinity and downtown.
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  And I like the GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip and and The Lion
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  King off. I like The Lion King, the Bible
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  says the word became flesh and dwelt Among Us come again.
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  Jesus, is the real lion king, man.
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  See he grew up and did many wonderful miracles.
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  Doing all men, how much God loved them, and then he died on
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  the cross for our sins. Jesus made our way for you to go
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  to heaven and be on, like, Buzz Lightyear.
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  See Jesus Took the punishment for our sins and defeated the
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  devil for us. Jesus Kung Fu grip.
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  The devil like a GI Joe, see Carlos Jesus wants you to be his
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  his favorite Deputy huh? Like Woody?
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  Yes. Like Woody, you're speaking his
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  language now mr. Spielberger God loves you.
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  Carlos he wants to live in you so that he can show others how
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  much God loves them through you like like a superhero for Jesus.
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  See. Would you like to invite Jesus
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  to live in your heart? Ah si si okay.
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  Then let's pray. Dear God.
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  You're supposed to repeat after me.
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  Oh, dear God. Thanks for sending Jesus.
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  Thanks for sending Jesus to die, for my sins, to die, for my
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  sins. Jesus, Come into my heart.
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  Jesus, Come into my heart, and be my boss, and the be my boss
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  in Jesus name. Amen.
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  In Jesus name, amen. OK.
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  Paco, you can finish your story. Sure thing, mr.
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  Spielberger. But no Q.
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  This Time. Rico, are you ready to sing the
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  closing song? Anthem is no singing.
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  The closing song she quit. Oh yeah, I knew that just do
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  your best recall. Okay, there it goes.
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  Feliz Navidad. That's all I know cut cut.