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The Last Worker - First 20 Minutes (No Commentary Gameplay) · No Commentary Gaming

• 1:02
  Fired. Mr. Youngo, Please.
• 1:05
  No. I I I didn't mean to.
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  I'm your best employee. Oh, say fuck.
• 1:13
  It was just it was just a bad dream.
• 1:27
  You're OK, Cory. The world feels strange when you
• 4:42
  haven't slept. Good morning.
• 4:45
  You start seeing things. I'm skew.
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  Odd things. I'll be your cobot today.
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  Hang on, Zach, where am I? This is not I'm not supposed to
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  be here. Hello young explorer.
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  I'm skew short for stock keeping unit SKU.
• 5:02
  Get it? Yeah, I get it now.
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  Can I have my controls back please?
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  Since this is your first day at Young Old, I'm here to teach you
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  all the basics. OK, Skew, I've been here for 25
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  years, but it's. Never easy training for a new
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  job, but that's what I'm here for.
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  Looks like someone needs a reset.
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  Sorry, can. You break something you might
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  not fought one in time. Glitching against you?
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  I don't. I don't need a lesson.
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  I know what I'm doing. The day one tutorial is
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  mandatory I'm afraid. Come closer.
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  I think you need a reset. Threatening a younger employee
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  is strictly forbidden. Come on, you know you need a
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  punch. Security.
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  Hey, whoa, whoa. I'm just trying to help you.
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  OK? You know what?
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  Screw it. Carry on, I could use a break.
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  On the left button on your hats. Great.
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  But first, let's learn how we get around, shall we?
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  OK. All right.
• 6:00
  Place your hand on the big stick on your left, just right there
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  on your left, and hit the gas. So how does it feel holding a
• 6:08
  big long stick in your hand? Pretty good, huh?
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  Hey, can we just cool it with a creepy sexual innuendo?
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  OK, good. Now jerk it around a bit.
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  Give it a good old jerk. Skew stop you.
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  Got it. So that leads me to the big
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  question. What is it that we do at Yungle?
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  Oh yeah, we deliver. We deliver dreams repeat after
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  me we. We.
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  Deliver. Deliver.
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  Dreams. We deliver dreams.
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  So let's make someone's dream come true.
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  Let's go get our first product, shall we?
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  Sure, yeah. Full steam ahead, Captain.
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  I've forgotten how painful this tutorial is.
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  Did you know JFC One is the largest fulfillment center in
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  the world? We're almost as big as
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  Manhattan. Manhattan went underwater years
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  ago, buddy. Great, that means we're bigger
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  now. Oh yeah, great.
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  So much to celebrate. In a place this big, how do we
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  find a product, you ask? Am I supposed to say something
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  here? Good question.
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  You need GPSG. PS: Is your friend because I
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  want to always be here to hold your hand.
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  You won't. Oh my God, whatever will I do?
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  No. You know, I'd love to, but there
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  are thousands of new explorers for me to teach.
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  I'm sorry to bring it to you, but I'm the last one.
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  You're. Welcome.
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  OK there. You sure you don't need a reset?
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  I promise you. I do.
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  I do. See that arrow on the map?
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  That's you and the shiny dot. That's your next product.
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  See it? But don't worry about the map.
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  The GPS will save you all the thinking.
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  Yeah, who'd want to think on the job?
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  JFC 1 is so huge. Our first product is way above
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  you, so grab the horizontal handle on the right and lift it
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  up to soar up. Can you sound anywhere
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  condescending? But we're not descending, we're
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  going up. Look, isn't it just beautiful?
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  Millions of miles of boxes, each one containing a dream come
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  true. That's what we.
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  Live for delivering dreams. Yeah, we've established that.
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  It's easy to marvel at the wonders of Yungle, but remember,
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  here at Yungle, time waits for no man you.
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  Can say that again. It's easy to marvel at the
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  wonders of young There it is, your first product.
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  No one forgets their first product.
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  We've marked it with a green light for you.
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  See up here? Now this is where it gets fun,
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  because who doesn't like to go and pick up your product point
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  and squeeze the trigger? Now reel it in.
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  It's just like fishing. All the fish in the sea must be
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  dead by now. Now gently place it on your pod.
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  Easy does it and release. What a happy ending.
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  Great job. Now let's take it to the nearest
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  dispatch point. It's closing shed.
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  It's closing shed. Look, look at, look at all that
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  dust. I'm not sure if we're supposed
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  to be here. Skew.
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  That's right, go and find the dispatch point.
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  No, what I meant is this area should be off limits.
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  At Yingle, there are no limits, not even the sky.
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  OK, Explorer. Go Explorer.
• 10:15
  Sweet, sweet silence. Not you again.
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  Oh. But it is me.
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  No skew, I was just. Look at the dispatch point, big
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  and blue and hungry for products.
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  Go Chuck it in, buddy. The like that boom.
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  Swiss. Oh, look.
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  Baby VR glasses. Girly Pink Edition.
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  That's a bit sexist, isn't it? I don't think it's sexy, I think
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  it's lovely. I said sexist.
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  You've just made someone's dream come true.
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  How does that make you feel off? It makes you feel off.
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  No, no, I'd like to. I'm sorry.
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  I'd like to turn you off. Oh look, our next product race
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  you. There
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  buddy, you're not looking too good.
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  I don't need to open my pants. Don't worry, I'll take it from
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  here. It's vibrating and displaying
• 12:00
  the target weight and size. Is that right?
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  Skew? That's right.
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  And I got to make sure it matches the info on our
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  dashboard. And sure enough, it does.
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  So we're good, right? We're not.
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  The product's damaged, just like you.
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  You want me to tag it? Gotcha.
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  Now point it at the box and shoot under.
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  My cream pop recycling. Recycling red dot on the map.
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  Got it. Hey, I think you went the wrong
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  way. Oh boy.
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  Hey Skew, I'm here ready to recycle edible.
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  And off to recycling we go. That's the red dot.
• 13:29
  He just did that bed skew. What?
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  Yeah. Sorry, hold.
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  On my mind with my mother. Poor bastard, I remember this
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  bed. We are nearly there, young
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  explorer. Young.
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  That's me. Congratulations on getting this
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  far. You're almost ready to join
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  Yungle, the greatest company on earth.
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  First, you have to pass one final Test.
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  There's one more product waiting for you.
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  Right here. Don't let me down.
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  I would hate not to hire. You have hired one.
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  The products moving. This is you.
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  It's my product. Stop.
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  At Younger, we are all family. A family with one common goal,
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  customer satisfaction. But we've all had that slow
• 15:05
  cousin poisoning bailing out. Don't be that cousin.
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  As the old saying goes, you can't choose your family, except
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  here at Jungle. We choose.
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  We are a big family, but there are no snow cousins here.
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  Be the horse that wins the race. OK, but where's my product?
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  Be the kitten that gets the bull.
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  Come on. Be the sperm that gets the egg.
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  What? Where's my product?
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  Where is it? Fetch the product if you want
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  the job. This is just a simulation,
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  right? Right.
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  Skew. Give me.
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  Stop this. You're not getting away from me.
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  Where did it go? No, that product's mine.
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  Stop What the Don't go in there. No, you didn't have what it
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  takes to join the younger family.
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  I'm sorry because the cobot will show you to the door.
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  Skew. What's going on here?
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  You will receive a younger gift voucher for your time.
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  Skew what are? You No, don't worry young
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  explorer, this was just a test to see how you work under
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  pressure. This was so unnecessary.
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  And you made it. Welcome to the Yungle family.
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  The cobot will now take you through the gates to JFC One.
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  Remember, once you go through those doors, you could only be
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  the best. A pioneer, a hero, a Yungle
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  explorer. Get ready.
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  Get ready to deliver the future. Skew.
• 17:11
  Oh fuck. Fuck, for that I was having a
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  moment. What are we?
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  What are we doing? You were doing that tutorial and
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  you wouldn't let me fix you? Oh.
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  That's so. Fucked.
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  Sorry man. I found it kind of relaxing.
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  Did you? Glad you enjoyed your nostalgia
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  trip. I've got a fucking head, like a
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  foot. It's good to have you back skew.
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  Yeah, yeah, whatever. Look for the old sappy shit.
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  We've got a job to do. Got to hit that daily quota.
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  Come on. Full steam ahead Captain.
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  You are what? What the fuck was that, Steam
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  Captain? What's that about?
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  What's the kind of stuff you were saying?
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  Next time we do that, send me straight to recycling.
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  Promise. Yeah.
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  But you'd miss me admit it. Yeah, OK.
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  Yes, I'd miss you. No, she would.
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  Just you and me, mate, yeah. It's just you and me.
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  Howdy. Come on, sign in.
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  You're the J wave mate. Oh.
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  Yeah, howdy. Mellow Explorer.
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  Get ready to deliver the future at Younger, the greatest company
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  on earth, and remember, quality starts with you.
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  We're on the clock again. It's.
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  Better than pulling fluff out of your belly.
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  But let's go fatty. Fatty, Hey, can you come closer
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  for a second? What?
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  The fuck like man. I know what you're up.
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  To Oh, what was that? Fuck.
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  I need to charge catch you later.
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  Later. All right, Kurt, let's do this.
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  Wind up guitar. Who buys the ship?