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#266 Merry Christmas, Internet Stranger, If You Are Listening To This, I Feel Your Pain.

Wherein I implore anyone listening to my little rants reverberating from my little crack in the universe to set their expectations extremely low. I also impart the cheapest of all gifts, which is permission to completely ignore me.As if you need that permission.You don’t.Anyway, I also jump around some childhood Christmas memories in a family with 18 kids and way too many step dads & moms.Don’t chop off your dick.Merry Christmas.No refunds.

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