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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ridiculous Histories, a production of iHeartRadio. Welcome back to the
- 0:27Speaker 1: show Ridiculous Historians. Thank you, as always so much for
- 0:30Speaker 1: tuning in. It's us back from Las Vegas with stories
- 0:36Speaker 1: to tell. Shout out to our main man, super producer,
- 0:40Speaker 1: mister Max Williams. Max, what I think it's the right
- 0:45Speaker 1: and ethical thing for Nola and I to assure you
- 0:48Speaker 1: that you missed absolutely nothing in Vegas.
- 0:50Speaker 2: I'm ben you were damn But you guys know what,
- 0:54Speaker 2: while y'all were in Vegas, I was learning about math.
- 0:57Speaker 3: It was probably some math that we could have put
- 0:59Speaker 3: to use to game those poker machines, which is definitely
- 1:04Speaker 3: a thing that you can do.
- 1:05Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to figure out of them, that's right.
- 1:08Speaker 2: No true story.
- 1:10Speaker 3: I went to this local bar in the Arts district
- 1:13Speaker 3: and was standing in line for the bathroom and there
- 1:15Speaker 3: are these two older gentlemen who were talking about gambling machines,
- 1:18Speaker 3: and one of them said that a friend of his
- 1:20Speaker 3: actually designs the machines, and that even he has no
- 1:24Speaker 3: way of gaming the system because the system is designed
- 1:28Speaker 3: to game you.
- 1:30Speaker 1: That's true. We have an episode on stuff they don't
- 1:32Speaker 1: want you to know coming out called stuff casinos don't
- 1:35Speaker 1: want you to know. Pay attention to that. It's a
- 1:38Speaker 1: live show, and you'll also hear a show we did
- 1:42Speaker 1: about Labor Day, also live in Vegas, with some help
- 1:45Speaker 1: from our friends at Bow's. It was a weird time.
- 1:49Speaker 1: Max I won. I didn't win a lot of money,
- 1:54Speaker 1: but a guy named Greg won a lot of money.
- 1:56Speaker 1: And that's a story for off air. It's it's the
- 2:00Speaker 1: true story. It's a weird one. But to your point,
- 2:01Speaker 1: Nol one of my very good friends in my old
- 2:06Speaker 1: sketch comedy group, or No. One of my old improv teams,
- 2:10Speaker 1: his day job is designing slot machines, video slot machines,
- 2:16Speaker 1: and he's in just the same situation as that stranger's friend.
- 2:19Speaker 2: At the bar.
- 2:20Speaker 1: It's it's very much a black box when you get
- 2:22Speaker 1: to that random number generation on the slots.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Correct.
- 2:26Speaker 3: I actually won big on one hit first twenty bucks
- 2:30Speaker 3: I put into a machine. I won one thousand dollars
- 2:33Speaker 3: and I still ended up two hundred dollars down overall Vegas. Baby,
- 2:38Speaker 3: it's the price of doing business.
- 2:40Speaker 1: Greg M. And oh I did find out Greg M
- 2:44Speaker 1: is a real person, Greg M. That's what we're just saying, M.
- 2:49Speaker 1: Greg m who I became for the entirety of our
- 2:53Speaker 1: trip there, received one hundred dollars credit from a casino
- 2:57Speaker 1: and then walked away with about seven hundred dollars minus
- 3:03Speaker 1: those egregious ATM fees.
- 3:05Speaker 3: So thanks Greg, you win, Greg wins. Greg will loses,
- 3:08Speaker 3: but Noel had a good time. Man learned a lot
- 3:11Speaker 3: about the nature of the human spirit, most of which
- 3:16Speaker 3: I learned from the Hoover Dam video, yes, which is.
- 3:18Speaker 1: Very much propaganda that reminds me of going to the
- 3:20Speaker 1: border of North Korea. That has nothing to do with
- 3:23Speaker 1: anything but today's story, courtesy of our research associate, mister
- 3:27Speaker 1: Max Williams, is about creative problem solving, or an attempt
- 3:33Speaker 1: to do so, thinking out of the box, saying, hey,
- 3:37Speaker 1: if there's some math I can't quite math, why don't
- 3:40Speaker 1: I change the rules of the game. And that is
- 3:45Speaker 1: where our story kind of begins. Let's get into pie day.
- 3:49Speaker 1: You guys know where nerds, fellow ridiculous historians. One of
- 3:53Speaker 1: our good friends, Tyler Klang, who keeps things running backstage,
- 3:58Speaker 1: has memorized pie I kid you not to an egregious
- 4:02Speaker 1: number of digits.
- 4:04Speaker 3: That's a fun flex. I know it up to three
- 4:07Speaker 3: point one four, one five nine.
- 4:09Speaker 2: I know up to three point one four.
- 4:11Speaker 3: I only know the one five nine because it's on
- 4:14Speaker 3: the research doct that I'm looking at right now.
- 4:16Speaker 1: And every year on March fourteenth, this might come up
- 4:20Speaker 1: because you may run into one of the people who
- 4:23Speaker 1: wants to have a pie flex. And I've seen people
- 4:27Speaker 1: go back and it's like a weird battle rap, which
- 4:30Speaker 1: I love, where they go back and forth naming the
- 4:33Speaker 1: digits of pie. It's also a road trip game. If
- 4:37Speaker 1: you are not fun an.
- 4:39Speaker 3: So every I mean, it depends on your definition of fun,
- 4:42Speaker 3: you'd be incredibly fixed all kinds. In math circles. You're
- 4:46Speaker 3: probably the bell of the ball. Pie has in fact
- 4:49Speaker 3: been calculated way beyond even what Tyler has memorized, up
- 4:54Speaker 3: to fifty trillion digits, a number that is incalculable to
- 4:59Speaker 3: the of this particular podcaster, and that's of course beyond
- 5:04Speaker 3: its decimal point.
- 5:05Speaker 2: It is a.
- 5:07Speaker 3: Transcendental number, which I had not heard that term used before.
- 5:10Speaker 3: I always associate that with more metaphysical pursuits and meditation
- 5:15Speaker 3: and all of that, but apparently numbers can transcend reality
- 5:19Speaker 3: as well, and it is also an irrational number. You
- 5:23Speaker 3: just can't talk to it. You know, it just insists
- 5:25Speaker 3: upon itself. It's so irrational.
- 5:27Speaker 1: It's one of the most fascinating mathematical phenomenon right because PI,
- 5:33Speaker 1: at its basis, is the ratio of the circumference of
- 5:37Speaker 1: a circle to its diameter. Now, most people will tell
- 5:41Speaker 1: you three point one, four, one, five nine is close
- 5:43Speaker 1: enough for government work. But this strange, distinct nature of
- 5:50Speaker 1: PI has captured the human mind for time immemorial. That's
- 5:55Speaker 1: why every day on March fourteenth, people celebrate Pie Day.
- 5:59Speaker 1: That's why, you know, like you said, there are a
- 6:01Speaker 1: lot of people who want to memorize or count out
- 6:04Speaker 1: every everything. That's why there's an excellent film called Pie.
- 6:08Speaker 1: It's a great date movie. Just trust us, don't read
- 6:12Speaker 1: these spoilers.
- 6:14Speaker 2: Tie again. Early first one drilled in their head like
- 6:20Speaker 2: a little.
- 6:22Speaker 3: All Stars that It probably came out in the nineties,
- 6:27Speaker 3: like maybe ninety eight, ninety nine, something like that. But yeah,
- 6:31Speaker 3: it's also in really really gritty filmy black and white.
- 6:34Speaker 3: So in that scene that you're describing the splatter, it
- 6:37Speaker 3: just looks like black ink. It's pretty intense. It's a
- 6:40Speaker 3: really cool movie. It's Kabbala as well. It's there's like
- 6:43Speaker 3: a crossover of the math side. The main character as
- 6:46Speaker 3: a mathematician and he encounters this sect of almost like
- 6:51Speaker 3: a cult of Kabbala followers who are essentially searching for
- 6:57Speaker 3: like a sacred geometry something.
- 6:59Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's almost a callback to Arthur C.
- 7:03Speaker 1: Clark's Nine Billion Names of God because they induct them.
- 7:06Speaker 1: They've got the teflin and all that stuff. And then
- 7:08Speaker 1: there's of course an evil corporate conspiracy.
- 7:11Speaker 2: It's just great.
- 7:12Speaker 1: Ye. And here's the thing. Wild Pie is chaotic. While
- 7:19Speaker 1: it seems that there is no predictable repetition, let alone
- 7:25Speaker 1: an end to the digit, it is still very very
- 7:29Speaker 1: important because we need to understand circumferences of circles. This
- 7:34Speaker 1: is huge for space exploration. Like NASA pointed out, engineers
- 7:39Speaker 1: at their organization build spacecraft that make these elliptical orbits
- 7:44Speaker 1: and guzzle fuel from cylindrical fuel tanks and measure distance
- 7:49Speaker 1: on circular wheels.
- 7:51Speaker 2: All of those are round things. Yeah.
- 7:53Speaker 3: Another thing that comes up in the film Pie is
- 7:55Speaker 3: the idea of the golden ratio and a lot of
- 7:58Speaker 3: these things that sort of appear in Native Sure, it
- 8:00Speaker 3: would appear that Pie is in some way a secret
- 8:05Speaker 3: of the universe.
- 8:06Speaker 1: Yeah, it might be, if you believe in reality as
- 8:09Speaker 1: a simulation, it might be some of the code used
- 8:12Speaker 1: to program resources.
- 8:14Speaker 3: Right.
- 8:15Speaker 1: So we're giving you that really quick background on pie
- 8:20Speaker 1: as a cultural phenomenon, as a as a mathematic fascination,
- 8:25Speaker 1: because it turns out, fellow ridiculous historians, that we are
- 8:30Speaker 1: not alone in our fascination and with with a little
- 8:36Speaker 1: bit of gumption and a lot of hutspa. Over in
- 8:39Speaker 1: Indiana back in the day, there was a guy who
- 8:43Speaker 1: thought he figured out pie.
- 8:53Speaker 3: Yeah, figured it out better than all the other science
- 8:57Speaker 3: types that have been doing it since antiquity, including folks
- 9:01Speaker 3: like Pythagoras, Archimedes of Syracuse, all the hits, you know.
- 9:07Speaker 3: And this fellow in Indiana was like, no, no, no,
- 9:10Speaker 3: I got this.
- 9:12Speaker 2: I think we think.
- 9:13Speaker 3: I think a change will do us good here in
- 9:14Speaker 3: the fine state of India.
- 9:16Speaker 2: He had help, He had some divine intervention.
- 9:19Speaker 1: You could say, hey, wait, do you know the upcoming
- 9:23Speaker 1: stuff they don't want you to know? Episode?
- 9:25Speaker 2: Max, I don't, but I know this episode because I
- 9:28Speaker 2: wrote it.
- 9:29Speaker 1: Yeah, Max, you wrote our research brief here and I
- 9:34Speaker 1: really enjoy some of the stuff you found about the
- 9:37Speaker 1: history of pie. We said time immemorial. For humans, that
- 9:41Speaker 1: means they knew about pie for about four thousand years.
- 9:46Speaker 1: And it keeps reminding me of some of my favorite
- 9:49Speaker 1: science fiction. Even if human civilization calculated the number of
- 9:55Speaker 1: seconds in four thousand years and calculated pie to the
- 10:00Speaker 1: number of seconds in four thousand years, we would still
- 10:04Speaker 1: not have the whole number. It would there would still
- 10:07Speaker 1: be another digit after that, and another after that, and
- 10:12Speaker 1: after that, and so for much of human history. Like
- 10:16Speaker 1: you mentioned, no Archimedes, Pythagoras, They're trying to calculate to
- 10:21Speaker 1: the best of their ability, and every single person ended
- 10:25Speaker 1: up eventually rounding up or rounding down and saying close enough.
- 10:30Speaker 2: Close to three.
- 10:31Speaker 3: The ancient Babylonians calculated the area of a circle using
- 10:35Speaker 3: the formula of three times the square of its radius,
- 10:38Speaker 3: which gave that value of Pie equals three. On an
- 10:43Speaker 3: ancient Babylonian tablet circa nineteen hundred to sixteen eighty BCE,
- 10:49Speaker 3: it shows the value of three point one two five
- 10:52Speaker 3: for Pi, which is a bit closer to the modern
- 10:56Speaker 3: day approximation. Another ancient text, the Wrinned Papyrus circus sixteen
- 11:02Speaker 3: fifty BCE, shows a little bit more of a look
- 11:06Speaker 3: into the math of ancient Egypt, which was shockingly advanced.
- 11:13Speaker 3: The emptions were no slouches when it came to figure in.
- 11:18Speaker 1: The pyramids might not look that impressive until you realize
- 11:24Speaker 1: how much math went into building them.
- 11:25Speaker 3: Oh, Ben, I watched a little bit when we got
- 11:28Speaker 3: back from our trip last night, just to kind of
- 11:31Speaker 3: mellow out Kunk on Earth, and oh and suggested it.
- 11:35Speaker 3: And there's a great line sort of in the beginning
- 11:37Speaker 3: when it's just doing like a clip show, kind of
- 11:39Speaker 3: showing what the show is going to be, where she's
- 11:41Speaker 3: talking to some expert on math or I believe history,
- 11:44Speaker 3: and say, so, why are people so confused about how
- 11:47Speaker 3: the pyramids were built? It's obviously just big bricks shaped
- 11:50Speaker 3: like a triangle.
- 11:51Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, did you enjoy it?
- 11:53Speaker 2: I enjoyed what I saw. I did pass out, but
- 11:55Speaker 2: I look for to revisiting it. It's a delight.
- 11:57Speaker 1: I will revisit it to a Fortunately, I had to
- 12:00Speaker 1: stay up all night, so I'm a little sleep deprived.
- 12:03Speaker 1: But hey, pie never ends, so why should we? And
- 12:08Speaker 1: then let's go to Archimedes just to flesh out the
- 12:12Speaker 1: background here, folks. So Archimedes of Syracuse, not the one
- 12:16Speaker 1: you're thinking of. He is one of the greatest mathematicians
- 12:21Speaker 1: of the ancient world. And so he tackled this the
- 12:24Speaker 1: way smart people always do. He looked around at precedents,
- 12:28Speaker 1: he asked questions, and eventually he said, look, I can
- 12:34Speaker 1: approximate the area of a circle if I use the
- 12:38Speaker 1: existing Pythagorean theorem to find the area of two regular polygons.
- 12:44Speaker 1: And it's like old Matroshkadal, right, there's a polygon inscribed
- 12:48Speaker 1: within the circle, and then there's a polygon outside of
- 12:53Speaker 1: the circle, And so he said, the actual area of
- 12:56Speaker 1: the circle is somewhere in there. So now if I
- 13:01Speaker 1: know how big the outside shape is and how big
- 13:04Speaker 1: the inside shape is, I know that the circumference of
- 13:08Speaker 1: the like the circle itself, the area of it is
- 13:12Speaker 1: somewhere in between there.
- 13:13Speaker 3: And shout out to Exploratorium dot edu, which is a
- 13:19Speaker 3: learning laboratory that you can visit in San Francisco.
- 13:22Speaker 2: You can actually buy tickets.
- 13:24Speaker 3: Seems like a really cool place, a science museum and
- 13:26Speaker 3: has some really good information on their website, including a
- 13:30Speaker 3: brief history of PI. So as you can tell, this
- 13:33Speaker 3: stuff goes way way way back, involving some historical figures
- 13:38Speaker 3: who are way smarter than us, including back in ancient
- 13:42Speaker 3: China around four twenty nine to five oh one CE
- 13:46Speaker 3: the mathematician Zoo Chong Shei.
- 13:49Speaker 1: Yeah, Hutong she was brilliant. Is kind of the the
- 13:56Speaker 1: Chinese Archimedes. If you ignore the timeline, he would not
- 14:00Speaker 1: have known of Archimedes' clever method. Oh, by the way,
- 14:03Speaker 1: don't want to miss this, folks. Archimedes his process found
- 14:08Speaker 1: that pies between three and one seventh and three and
- 14:11Speaker 1: ten seventy one, so he got pretty close. Not bad dude,
- 14:15Speaker 1: and I had not been says to Archimedes. You know
- 14:19Speaker 1: a good hustle bro anyway, so our buddy shoe. He
- 14:23Speaker 1: calculates the value of the ratio of the circumference of
- 14:25Speaker 1: a circle to its diameter to be three fifty five
- 14:29Speaker 1: over one thirteen. And to compute this, he started with
- 14:34Speaker 1: the closest kind of polygon that could approximate a circle
- 14:38Speaker 1: and still had discernible sides. And then he did hundreds
- 14:41Speaker 1: and hundreds of weird calculations. Weird to me at least
- 14:45Speaker 1: of square roots carried out to nine decimal places. So
- 14:48Speaker 1: also good hustle shoe and then the letter. The letter
- 14:52Speaker 1: actually doesn't come around until the seventeen hundreds to represent
- 14:57Speaker 1: this concept.
- 14:58Speaker 3: Yeah, and from the section that brief history of HIE article,
- 15:01Speaker 3: I learned that you can have a polygon is just
- 15:04Speaker 3: a kind of catch all for a shape that has sides.
- 15:08Speaker 3: And it refers to in this computation done by Shangxi
- 15:13Speaker 3: A two five hundred and seventy six gone, which is
- 15:17Speaker 3: a thing.
- 15:18Speaker 1: Yeah, it's from far enough away, it looks kind of
- 15:21Speaker 1: like a circle, almost like pixels, like you have to
- 15:23Speaker 1: like zoom in to kind of see the building blocks.
- 15:26Speaker 1: And now knowing all that, we are going to fast
- 15:32Speaker 1: forward Max, we get fast forward Q to a bit
- 15:40Speaker 1: more modern history. We're fast forwarding and we are making
- 15:47Speaker 1: this our Indiana state. Thank you, Max. Indiana calls itself
- 16:01Speaker 1: the Crossroads of America if you've ever been. It's a
- 16:05Speaker 1: nice place outside of Erie. It borders Lake Michigan, and
- 16:09Speaker 1: you know, and Max's home state of Michigan to the north,
- 16:12Speaker 1: Ohio's on the east, Kentucky's in the south, Illinois over
- 16:15Speaker 1: in the west. So this place is peak Midwest. Its story,
- 16:19Speaker 1: its modern story dates back to sixteen seventy nine when
- 16:23Speaker 1: according to our pals of Britannica, a guy named Renee
- 16:28Speaker 1: Ruleboat Cavilla has traveled from Boat down the Saint Joseph
- 16:32Speaker 1: River and arrived at northern Indiana and colonialism happened. It
- 16:39Speaker 1: was French for a little bit. In seventeen sixty three,
- 16:43Speaker 1: they gave it to England. I think his title even
- 16:45Speaker 1: goes a little further with us Sieur, which means lord
- 16:48Speaker 1: de la Salle, and that Crossroads of America, you know,
- 16:52Speaker 1: I guess is a sort of a nod to this
- 16:55Speaker 1: sort of exploration kind of history.
- 16:58Speaker 2: So can I jump in here? This is something I
- 16:59Speaker 2: did not realize that other than Hawaii, it is the
- 17:04Speaker 2: smallest land massed state west of the Appalachians. That's weird.
- 17:09Speaker 2: I did not realize that.
- 17:10Speaker 1: It doesn't. It doesn't look like it, right.
- 17:12Speaker 2: It's not because it's not a small state.
- 17:15Speaker 1: It's not.
- 17:15Speaker 2: But that's aboutares and the caveat is the location of
- 17:21Speaker 2: the Appalachians, right or Appalachians. So yeah, the United States
- 17:24Speaker 2: found out they're going they were going to have a
- 17:26Speaker 2: lot more land once they got past the Appellations, and
- 17:28Speaker 2: then did a bunch of horrible things which we're about
- 17:30Speaker 2: to talk about.
- 17:31Speaker 1: They manifested a destiny that is ethically fraught. So the
- 17:36Speaker 1: interesting thing happens on the way to England. When the
- 17:41Speaker 1: English forces take possession of what becomes Indiana, they prohibit
- 17:48Speaker 1: further European settlement. However, let's remember communication lines were not
- 17:54Speaker 1: super strong. It was very difficult to project force across
- 17:57Speaker 1: an ocean at that point, so every ignored this decree.
- 18:03Speaker 1: In seventeen seventy four, the English Parliament said, okay, we
- 18:08Speaker 1: are gonna annex the lands to Quebec. And then there's
- 18:12Speaker 1: this whole revolution, the peasant unpleasantness they call it in England,
- 18:18Speaker 1: and we call it the American Revolution. And during that time,
- 18:23Speaker 1: you know, everybody is scrambling to possess the land that
- 18:26Speaker 1: becomes called Indiana, Virginia, Connecticut, Massachusetts, they're all in this.
- 18:33Speaker 1: And I don't know how deep we want to go
- 18:36Speaker 1: into the history, but what you need to know is
- 18:38Speaker 1: while all these European and colonial forces were batting the
- 18:42Speaker 1: ball back and forth, the European settlers were moving into
- 18:47Speaker 1: an area with a large, thriving indigenous population, and they
- 18:53Speaker 1: were doing terrible stuff. People don't always want to hear
- 18:56Speaker 1: that but it is the truth, and you can it's
- 19:00Speaker 1: so objectively true that you can find it in any
- 19:04Speaker 1: reputable history of Indiana, even just the general intrigue from
- 19:08Speaker 1: our friends at history dot.
- 19:09Speaker 2: Com m HM.
- 19:10Speaker 3: And that all resulted in the well, not resulted in,
- 19:13Speaker 3: but a big one, and we've mentioned this recently, was
- 19:16Speaker 3: the eighteen to eleven Battle of Tippecanoe and Tyler Too,
- 19:20Speaker 3: which was won by William Henry Harrison, who was a
- 19:23Speaker 3: general at the time and of course would go on
- 19:26Speaker 3: to become the President of the United States. And the
- 19:31Speaker 3: name Indiana, which it's pretty easy to make this connection
- 19:35Speaker 3: loosely translates to land of the Indians, but as we
- 19:39Speaker 3: also know, Indians is not a thing, right like they
- 19:45Speaker 3: Columbus was looking for the Indies and he did not
- 19:48Speaker 3: find them.
- 19:49Speaker 2: Sign not. Have you guys heard about the Native tribe
- 19:53Speaker 2: suing the Washington commanders telling them they need to change
- 19:58Speaker 2: their name back to not not Washington football team, whichever
- 20:01Speaker 2: agreads was the best one of the three, but to
- 20:04Speaker 2: the one before that.
- 20:06Speaker 1: So yeah, I heard, I heard there was a lawsuit. Interesting,
- 20:11Speaker 1: We'll have to see how that shakes out. Maybe once
- 20:15Speaker 1: it becomes history, we can we can tell that ridiculous story.
- 20:19Speaker 1: I mean, it does sound like we're you know, we're
- 20:23Speaker 1: going in a couple of different directions here, folks, But
- 20:26Speaker 1: hopefully they are helpful directions, because get this, the entire
- 20:30Speaker 1: time all that other stuff is happening, folks have no
- 20:33Speaker 1: idea about HI. I mean, they have no idea. They
- 20:38Speaker 1: haven't solved it. They don't know how it ends, they
- 20:40Speaker 1: don't know if it repeats. And that continues today. Now
- 20:45Speaker 1: and we fast forward, we meet They're in Indiana. A
- 20:56Speaker 1: mathematics professor Purdue University, his name Clarence Waldo, and Clarence
- 21:02Speaker 1: Waldo in February of eighteen ninety seven, shows up at
- 21:06Speaker 1: the Indiana State House and he's trying to lobby for
- 21:10Speaker 1: his school, for Purdue University. For everybody outside of the US,
- 21:14Speaker 1: lobbying is lobbying is the word we use for bribery.
- 21:19Speaker 3: So when Waldo was hanging out in the state House
- 21:21Speaker 3: to push for those increases in school budgets, he witnessed
- 21:25Speaker 3: something that resonated with him. House built two forty six,
- 21:29Speaker 3: a measure intended to legally change the value of the
- 21:34Speaker 3: number Pi to three point two, and it passed its
- 21:38Speaker 3: third and final reading in the General Assembly's lower house,
- 21:43Speaker 3: and he is quoted as saying the following in response
- 21:46Speaker 3: to that event, imagine my surprise, and I discovered that
- 21:49Speaker 3: I was in the midst of a debate upon a
- 21:51Speaker 3: piece of mathematical legislation. After the vote was concluded, a
- 21:56Speaker 3: legislator walked over to Walder, who at the time was
- 21:58Speaker 3: also the president of the Indiana Academy of Science, and
- 22:02Speaker 3: suggested that he meet the man behind the bill, to
- 22:06Speaker 3: which the professor politely declined.
- 22:09Speaker 1: Yeah, and said, I'm already acquainted with as many crazy
- 22:13Speaker 1: people as I care to know. Shout out to an
- 22:16Speaker 1: absolutely non crazy guy, a ripping writer Nathan Gosh writing
- 22:21Speaker 1: for the Indiana Capitol Chronicle, who's giving us the ins
- 22:25Speaker 1: and outs of this story. The question is what's going on?
- 22:28Speaker 1: Why did this bill pop up? This is interesting to
- 22:31Speaker 1: Waldo because doctor Waldo is a mathematics professor, and that's
- 22:36Speaker 1: when he learns about the crazy quote unquote crazy guy
- 22:40Speaker 1: the legislators referring to Edwin Goodwin. Edwin Goodwin is a
- 22:45Speaker 1: country doctor and sort of self taught man amateur mathematician
- 22:50Speaker 1: living in rural area about twenty miles outside of Evansville, Indiana.
- 22:56Speaker 1: He has been obsessed with what we just proved is
- 23:02Speaker 1: a nigh unsolvable problem. He always he stays up at
- 23:05Speaker 1: night and he's thinking, if I only use a standard
- 23:08Speaker 1: compass in a straightitch, can I construct a square with
- 23:12Speaker 1: the same area as a given circle. That's like, that's
- 23:17Speaker 1: his Kardashians, that's his Reality TV. That's what he thinks
- 23:21Speaker 1: about and watches and plays with.
- 23:23Speaker 3: Right, And he wasn't the first person to come up
- 23:24Speaker 3: with this idea, but he did think that he found
- 23:27Speaker 3: a better way to approach the problem. And this is
- 23:31Speaker 3: from reporting in Forbes by Keona and Smith.
- 23:35Speaker 2: Quote.
- 23:36Speaker 3: He started by trying to throw out Archimedes' formula for
- 23:39Speaker 3: the area of the circle and replace it with his
- 23:42Speaker 3: own formula, which was more complex and arguably more convoluted
- 23:49Speaker 3: in its writing style, which apparently was a bit problematic,
- 23:54Speaker 3: and he used some pretty imprecise versions of the original
- 23:58Speaker 3: measurements in his diagram, which included pie And as a
- 24:02Speaker 3: result of these calculations, he came to the conclusion that
- 24:06Speaker 3: the area of the circle was about twenty one percent
- 24:10Speaker 3: larger than its actual area. So basically he just you know,
- 24:15Speaker 3: to your point earlier been fueled by moxie and or hutzba.
- 24:20Speaker 3: He believed in what he was doing and aggressively pursued it.
- 24:25Speaker 3: But what he was doing was basically bad math. He
- 24:28Speaker 3: had the he had the strident confidence of the objectively incorrect.
- 24:34Speaker 1: So he had this. His idea was that he can
- 24:39Speaker 1: approximate pie as a ratio of quote five fourths to
- 24:43Speaker 1: four three point two. That is not the correct way
- 24:47Speaker 1: to round pie. Goodwin doesn't care, because he had a
- 24:53Speaker 1: message from on high telling him it was okay, that's right.
- 24:57Speaker 1: In addition to being a country doc or a mathematician,
- 25:01Speaker 1: he was also a bit of a prophet. He believed
- 25:05Speaker 1: that he had experienced divine intervention, that God had told
- 25:09Speaker 1: him in March of eighteen eighty eight the true value
- 25:14Speaker 1: of pie. So this voice from on high just said Edward,
- 25:19Speaker 1: it's three point two, And he's like, what, who are
- 25:22Speaker 1: you on God? What does three point two mean? It's pie?
- 25:28Speaker 2: All right on your way.
- 25:36Speaker 3: So it's almost like he he worked backwards kind of
- 25:40Speaker 3: like to reach that conclusion. Almost it would seem like
- 25:43Speaker 3: he allowed himself to be guided by imprecise math in
- 25:49Speaker 3: order to reach that calculation. And as we know, that's
- 25:52Speaker 3: a real bad way to do science, to seek a particular.
- 25:56Speaker 2: Result that is not what one tends to want to do.
- 25:59Speaker 1: Yeah, Another just off the top example would be like,
- 26:04Speaker 1: let's say you have an equation and you know that
- 26:07Speaker 1: equation needs to equal ten. You have two numbers, you
- 26:10Speaker 1: have seven, and you have four, and so instead of
- 26:15Speaker 1: accepting that those numbers are true, you say, well, I'm
- 26:18Speaker 1: going to change that seven to a six. I'm going
- 26:20Speaker 1: to change the problems so that it feels like I
- 26:23Speaker 1: got the answer. And in his defense, it does seem
- 26:27Speaker 1: he was sincere. It does not seem that he was
- 26:30Speaker 1: trying to run a grift. He really did believe a
- 26:33Speaker 1: divine force, probably the Christian God, had spoken to him
- 26:37Speaker 1: and revealed this information, and armed with this, he goes
- 26:42Speaker 1: and remember he's a doctor, so he has some juice
- 26:45Speaker 1: in his community. He goes to local state reps and
- 26:49Speaker 1: one of them is a weird name Taylor. I record
- 26:54Speaker 1: or record probably, but I like I record to me, Sally, I.
- 26:58Speaker 2: Record it's true.
- 27:00Speaker 3: And this is one thing that occurred to me when
- 27:03Speaker 3: reading up on this stuff, is like, we've seen this
- 27:06Speaker 3: kind of thing happen in politics about other things like
- 27:11Speaker 3: remember when the lawmakers. Some certain lawmakers were up in
- 27:14Speaker 3: arms about like furries and schools, like you know, kids
- 27:18Speaker 3: that like to dress up as animals.
- 27:21Speaker 2: And they're putting litterboxes in the schools.
- 27:23Speaker 3: And they literally were debating this, you know, in you know,
- 27:27Speaker 3: the House of Government, and it was just absolutely not true.
- 27:31Speaker 3: And it just goes to show it is a good
- 27:33Speaker 3: thing to write your congressman, to write your your lawmaker,
- 27:37Speaker 3: but make sure you do it with good information and
- 27:40Speaker 3: in good faith, because this is a perfect example. Well,
- 27:43Speaker 3: you know, this guy might not have been a bad
- 27:45Speaker 3: faith actor. He was acting on completely incorrect information and
- 27:50Speaker 3: it would have gone all the way likely due to
- 27:54Speaker 3: a lack of good information across the board. Thankfully, as
- 27:58Speaker 3: we talked about at the top of the episode a
- 28:00Speaker 3: little earlier, this true mathematician Waldo, where was he?
- 28:05Speaker 2: Well, he was there. He was there at the right time,
- 28:07Speaker 2: right place. Yes, can we get the name of this bill?
- 28:10Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's right, exactly. Yeah, So Taylor I record,
- 28:15Speaker 1: or hopefully Taylor I record. He is persuaded by Goodwin
- 28:20Speaker 1: to introduce this bill, because any state rep can introduce
- 28:24Speaker 1: a bill, and in eighteen ninety seven he goes to
- 28:28Speaker 1: the rest of his buddies in the halls of Indiana
- 28:32Speaker 1: power and introduces quote a bill for an act introducing
- 28:37Speaker 1: a new mathematical truth. And this legislation is a real thing. Yeah.
- 28:42Speaker 1: It promises that Goodwin will allow the state of Indiana
- 28:47Speaker 1: to publish his discovery in all its textbooks for free,
- 28:50Speaker 1: you guys, for foul thanks, and anyone else outside of
- 28:54Speaker 1: Indiana is going to have to regularly pay royalties to
- 28:59Speaker 1: Goodwin because that thing. God also said that. I imagine
- 29:03Speaker 1: God was also like, and every time you tell someone
- 29:07Speaker 1: they owe you three bocks.
- 29:08Speaker 3: I don't think you can own a mathematical truth. I
- 29:10Speaker 3: don't think that's how these types of discoveries work.
- 29:14Speaker 1: Not really, you're correct, I mean, how would you stop
- 29:17Speaker 1: people from thinking an idea? So, as you point out, Max,
- 29:22Speaker 1: that's not anywhere close to how publishing those discoveries works,
- 29:27Speaker 1: as you said, Noel, But that was not why lawmakers
- 29:31Speaker 1: were confused. Remember a lot of these guys are lawyers.
- 29:34Speaker 1: They know that's not how royalties, copyright residuals, or anything
- 29:37Speaker 1: like that works. They're mainly confused because they're like, why
- 29:42Speaker 1: are we doing this? Why are we here? Don't we
- 29:46Speaker 1: have other stuff to do? And they're trying to figure
- 29:49Speaker 1: out how to process this bill, right, what is the
- 29:53Speaker 1: parliamentary procedure for something this unusual? And one guy literally says,
- 30:02Speaker 1: make the Finance Committee do it.
- 30:04Speaker 3: They do numbers, They do numbers, they do maths. You
- 30:09Speaker 3: got a wonder too, at this time in history, in
- 30:12Speaker 3: a state like Indiana. Do you think the fact that
- 30:15Speaker 3: he said it came into his head from God had
- 30:17Speaker 3: something to do with the support. Yeah, I'm sure you
- 30:22Speaker 3: have to have moved the needle a little bit.
- 30:24Speaker 2: No, the year is twenty twenty three. There's parts in
- 30:28Speaker 2: this country where that would still probably work. Of course,
- 30:32Speaker 2: many parts of this country.
- 30:34Speaker 1: Actually, Yeah, and full disclosure, one of them is our
- 30:37Speaker 1: fair home state of Georgia. One hund So, another guy
- 30:43Speaker 1: who was who was in the mix, probably studied geometry
- 30:48Speaker 1: at some point in his life. He joked, we should
- 30:51Speaker 1: send this to the Committee on Swamp lends to quote
- 30:54Speaker 1: find a deserved grave.
- 30:56Speaker 2: Ah.
- 30:56Speaker 3: I love all the timey political speak, ay, and you
- 31:00Speaker 3: can all the snark is always so just drippingly delicious.
- 31:05Speaker 3: So eventually Build two forty six did find its way
- 31:08Speaker 3: to I guess what would seem like an appropriate committee,
- 31:11Speaker 3: The Committee on Education, which in its infinite wisdom approved
- 31:16Speaker 3: it and sent it to the General Assembly for a vote,
- 31:20Speaker 3: and as we mentioned, it did pass. On February sixth,
- 31:23Speaker 3: eighteen ninety seven. It was passed unanimously, sixty seven to zero.
- 31:30Speaker 3: Those guys just wanted to get to lunch. I think
- 31:33Speaker 3: that's true. It just seemed like such a to them,
- 31:35Speaker 3: like this is such a nothing, let's just move on.
- 31:38Speaker 3: But you know, to men of science, to people of science,
- 31:42Speaker 3: this is a big deal. This is like a blemish
- 31:45Speaker 3: on the reputation of the state. They know where this
- 31:48Speaker 3: is going to go and how it's gonna make their
- 31:50Speaker 3: state and their lawmakers, their legislative body a laughing stock.
- 31:54Speaker 3: And thankfully, as we mentioned a couple of times, Clarence Waldo,
- 31:58Speaker 3: our hero scientist who actual understood the calculations, was there
- 32:03Speaker 3: observing and happened to be in the exact right place
- 32:06Speaker 3: at the exact right time to keep this atrocity from
- 32:10Speaker 3: going through.
- 32:11Speaker 2: Right at least, at the very least to help reverse it.
- 32:14Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, absolutely cut it off at the past as
- 32:19Speaker 1: best he could. And history hinges on such small things.
- 32:22Speaker 1: This guy was just in the room for something completely
- 32:25Speaker 1: different and was an ethical enough person to raise his
- 32:31Speaker 1: hand and pump the brakes.
- 32:32Speaker 2: He stopped the.
- 32:33Speaker 1: Bill in the Senate because he said, look, this is
- 32:37Speaker 1: going to be a national, international, historic embarrassment for all
- 32:42Speaker 1: of you, and so any senators that could listen to reason,
- 32:46Speaker 1: he would take them aside. He was privately coaching them,
- 32:50Speaker 1: like saying, look, I know you're not a mathematician. This
- 32:53Speaker 1: is why this matters. And here are you know, you're
- 32:56Speaker 1: talking points, here's what you say, and anybody who knows
- 33:00Speaker 1: anything about math, they will be nodding their heads in
- 33:04Speaker 1: fervent agreement. At the same time, he's working against the
- 33:08Speaker 1: media machine because newspapers outside of Indiana had picked up
- 33:12Speaker 1: the story. Look at these local yokels out in the Midwest,
- 33:16Speaker 1: you know, and should this be the crossroads of America?
- 33:20Speaker 1: And they are making fun of the legislators. They're saying
- 33:24Speaker 1: they're a bunch of suckers, They're a bunch of nincom
- 33:26Speaker 1: Poops Center or in Hubble of Elkhart County tried to
- 33:31Speaker 1: kill the bill. He ran point on the offense and
- 33:34Speaker 1: he said it was utter folly. We might as well
- 33:37Speaker 1: try to legislate water to run up hill.
- 33:40Speaker 3: Yeah, and all of this was as a result of
- 33:42Speaker 3: the coaching that these folks received. Again, a lot of
- 33:45Speaker 3: these lawmakers, they're not experts in every field. They that's
- 33:52Speaker 3: why they have, you know, advisors and folks that they
- 33:56Speaker 3: depend on to help them. And if they're getting bad information,
- 33:59Speaker 3: then they oftentimes act on bad information. So this is
- 34:03Speaker 3: a good example of the system of law working more
- 34:06Speaker 3: or less like it's supposed to, because now there's this
- 34:10Speaker 3: whole counter rhetoric against what has come to pass.
- 34:14Speaker 1: I'm so glad. I'm so glad professors and nerds are
- 34:19Speaker 1: in the world. I feel like most legislative bodies should
- 34:24Speaker 1: just have some on call just hanging out, you know,
- 34:28Speaker 1: if they're broke, they maybe broke grad students. Just promise
- 34:31Speaker 1: them lunch and then have them raise their hand if
- 34:35Speaker 1: something sounds off. That would save us a lot of time.
- 34:38Speaker 2: Sounds like we need to give, like, you know, our lawmakers.
- 34:40Speaker 2: Zack Williams, research associate, Zach Williams. Yeah, yes, exactly. I'd
- 34:46Speaker 2: be one hundred down for Zach proof reading these bills.
- 34:49Speaker 1: I'd be down for any of us hanging out with
- 34:51Speaker 1: that stuff.
- 34:51Speaker 2: I mean, even pay attention.
- 34:54Speaker 1: If politics wasn't so dirty, then I probably would have
- 34:57Speaker 1: been more involved, but everybody vote.
- 35:00Speaker 3: I guess we just say at the end, I mean,
- 35:02Speaker 3: but the thing is, though, to the point of this
- 35:04Speaker 3: whole story is a lot of times there's just too
- 35:06Speaker 3: many things going on to keep abreast of everything and
- 35:10Speaker 3: also be like, you know, doing your own research and
- 35:12Speaker 3: your own work. So absolutely thanks to these folks that
- 35:16Speaker 3: pay attention to everything that is running through institutions of
- 35:20Speaker 3: law in this country and raising the red flag when
- 35:25Speaker 3: stupid stuff is about to go down.
- 35:27Speaker 1: And to that point, you know, if we're being completely
- 35:31Speaker 1: objective and not romanticizing the story, the reason that bill
- 35:35Speaker 1: died was primarily due to Waldo's lobbying and the negative press.
- 35:41Speaker 1: It wasn't as though these senators themselves were mathematic luminaries.
- 35:46Speaker 1: There's something that was later reported by the Indianapolis Journal.
- 35:50Speaker 1: They say, quote all of the senators who spoke on
- 35:52Speaker 1: the bill admitted that they were ignorant of the merits
- 35:55Speaker 1: of the proposition. That's not a ding on them, because
- 36:00Speaker 1: if you are a senator, if you're a state rep
- 36:02Speaker 1: you are constantly inundated with things. You have entire teams,
- 36:06Speaker 1: small armies, cadres of people who are experts. Hopefully if
- 36:11Speaker 1: you're doing it right, they are experts on something and
- 36:14Speaker 1: not corporate shills.
- 36:16Speaker 3: Honestly, it's a positive that these folks would even admit
- 36:20Speaker 3: that they didn't know what they didn't know and that
- 36:23Speaker 3: they sought advice from the right people, because, as we know,
- 36:26Speaker 3: a lot of politicians just kind of bs their way
- 36:28Speaker 3: through stuff and act like they know exactly what they're
- 36:31Speaker 3: talking about and are.
- 36:34Speaker 2: Much the worse for it.
- 36:35Speaker 3: So this is a pretty rare thing for lawmakers to do,
- 36:39Speaker 3: to say, well, we didn't really know, and now we know,
- 36:42Speaker 3: and we're basically sorry.
- 36:44Speaker 1: I think that's a great point, and so let's send
- 36:48Speaker 1: the main message there. Thank you to the conscientious people
- 36:54Speaker 1: who are able to stand up and say, hey, let's
- 36:59Speaker 1: take another look at this. No one in this story
- 37:02Speaker 1: is a bad guy. You know, Goodwin again, he was
- 37:06Speaker 1: a good faith actor.
- 37:07Speaker 2: He was sincere.
- 37:10Speaker 1: But sincerity because we believe something to be true does
- 37:14Speaker 1: not make it objectively true. Anyway. That's the crazy story
- 37:17Speaker 1: that leads us to Pie Day, which is so much fun.
- 37:21Speaker 1: There's so many different ways to celebrate Pie Day, and
- 37:24Speaker 1: there are so many other weird facts about Indiana.
- 37:27Speaker 3: Yeah, it's also funny, Like I mean, when I was
- 37:28Speaker 3: a kid. I first heard about Pie Day in like
- 37:31Speaker 3: middle school, and it involves also eating pie which are
- 37:36Speaker 3: circular confections and delicious.
- 37:39Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely. But I mean I think one of my
- 37:41Speaker 2: favorite things about this is, uh, as you guys mentioned,
- 37:44Speaker 2: we're trying to do all the states, I have this
- 37:46Speaker 2: neurotic thing set up to keep draving all.
- 37:48Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, thank you, and take that dud I'm getting. Actually,
- 37:52Speaker 1: souf John Stevens is recovering from something pretty serious right now.
- 37:55Speaker 3: So yeah, the immune condition. Yeah, he's got a new
- 37:58Speaker 3: record coming out that sounds amazing. When I say take
- 38:00Speaker 3: that suit, I mean, take the advice of your doctors.
- 38:04Speaker 3: You'll get through it. Man, You're awesome.
- 38:06Speaker 2: But yeah, so I've been going through so when finding
- 38:09Speaker 2: these stories, I just kind of google a lot of things.
- 38:11Speaker 2: I read a lot of like lists of stuff, and
- 38:12Speaker 2: I found some other weird things about Indiana. They have
- 38:15Speaker 2: a town called Santa Claus, Indiana. It's a themed town
- 38:18Speaker 2: and they get half a million letters to Santa every year.
- 38:22Speaker 1: Yeah, it is through the border of Kentucky. I think
- 38:25Speaker 1: it's because a lot of times kids will just put
- 38:27Speaker 1: Santa Claus on the envelope.
- 38:29Speaker 2: That sounds about right. They produced twenty percent of the
- 38:33Speaker 2: country's popcorn.
- 38:34Speaker 1: Check out our stuff They Don't want you to Know.
- 38:37Speaker 1: Episode on corn.
- 38:38Speaker 2: Wait is Oraville Reddenbacher from this part of the World's
- 38:43Speaker 2: from Miami.
- 38:44Speaker 1: He was big in the drug game.
- 38:46Speaker 2: What that's not true. They have had six vice presidents
- 38:51Speaker 2: in American history. We've also had two more three more
- 38:54Speaker 2: vice presidents than actual presidents. I don't know if you
- 38:56Speaker 2: guys knew that.
- 38:57Speaker 1: I did not, And I also did not know that
- 39:00Speaker 1: is illegal for a liquor store in Indiana to sell
- 39:04Speaker 1: milk or soft drinks. And I've got to be honest,
- 39:06Speaker 1: being kind of a square goody goodye for like into
- 39:11Speaker 1: my adult life, I thought package stores sold boxes.
- 39:15Speaker 2: Yeah. I think we all had that, had that moment
- 39:19Speaker 2: at some point. Yeah, but I was like in college,
- 39:22Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, I mean I'm gonna tell you that
- 39:24Speaker 2: that one really interests me. I'm thinking trying to see
- 39:26Speaker 2: if there's enough of a story there to do like
- 39:28Speaker 2: a Blue Loss Part two, because I would love to
- 39:30Speaker 2: do that kind of seems like because it's a weird one.
- 39:32Speaker 2: It's like I can't buy a soda and a bottle
- 39:34Speaker 2: of liquor.
- 39:34Speaker 1: At the same time, I've got a collection of some
- 39:36Speaker 1: of those as well that it's crazy how many are
- 39:39Speaker 1: still around, even if they're not strictly enforced. But yes,
- 39:43Speaker 1: Blue Laws Part two folks too did We've got some
- 39:46Speaker 1: more crazy stuff on the way. We're going to explore
- 39:49Speaker 1: the life and times of Aaron Burr. We're gonna have
- 39:52Speaker 1: a bit of a bit of a toilet or sanitation week.
- 39:58Speaker 1: Tune in for that. Check out our Vegas episode on
- 40:02Speaker 1: Labor Day if you haven't yet, And to go ahead
- 40:05Speaker 1: and advertise it, probably the most biased episode we ever
- 40:08Speaker 1: do is going to be about the Hoover Dam, because
- 40:14Speaker 1: I'm so taken with it.
- 40:16Speaker 2: I was as well.
- 40:17Speaker 3: It is a without sending to propagandistic, a modern marvel
- 40:22Speaker 3: of engineering, and probably some pie went into it, not
- 40:26Speaker 3: the confection, but the math.
- 40:28Speaker 1: Absolutely. So thank you to thank you to who I'm
- 40:32Speaker 1: calling Hoover Matt, our wonderful historian when we explored the
- 40:36Speaker 1: Hoover Dam. Thanks as always to our super producer and
- 40:38Speaker 1: research associate for this episode, mister Max Williams. Who else
- 40:42Speaker 1: and who else?
- 40:43Speaker 3: Oh, Christopher Osio. It is here in spirit Eve's Jeff
- 40:46Speaker 3: co All the hits. Alex Williams composed our theme, and
- 40:50Speaker 3: of course Ben you.
- 40:52Speaker 1: And also with you and thanks to Greg and oh yeah.
- 40:57Speaker 2: I like Greg, good guy, great gambler. We'll see you
- 41:00Speaker 2: next time, folks.
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