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PERRITOS | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:67 · Chisme With DoKnow

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  Speaker 1: What's the deal? It's your boy, Duno. In Jakarta.
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  Speaker 2: Cheese Moe Duno Podcast, you guys. We are going on tour.
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  Speaker 2: November 12th, we'll be in Modesto, California. November 15th, we'll
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  Speaker 2: be in San Francisco.
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  Speaker 1: And December 30th, we're going to be in Phoenix, Arizona, man.
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  Speaker 1: Come fuck with us. Pull up on us. Come fuck
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  Speaker 1: with us.
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  Speaker 2: Before this pod starts, pause it, go to the link
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  Speaker 2: down below, and buy yourself a ticket if you're near
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  Speaker 2: the cities or in the cities.
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  Speaker 1: We love you guys. Welcome back to another episode of
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: Cheesemore doing it in Chicago. We got my dog, my perrito.
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  Speaker 1: Say hi, Chicago season. Perritos. There you go. You rolled
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  Speaker 1: the R. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was listening to you
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  Speaker 1: right here. Shout out to Perritos Podcast. We're back. My
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  Speaker 1: name is Jerry. He got tall. His wish came true, dog.
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  Speaker 1: The glasses. It's the glasses. What? That's what makes you
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  Speaker 1: Jerry right now. No, we're both dark. Are those the
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  Speaker 1: new ones? Are those the gifted ones? No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Those are at the crib. Actually, I have the appointment
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  Speaker 1: to change the prescriptions. Oh, you gotta switch it? Costco full,
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: Costco optical, easy. So, yeah, so we were talking about that.
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  Speaker 1: Seven days in and out. Because Andres just got so many.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean seven days? I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if it takes seven days. I think it's
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  Speaker 1: like a few days, right? Just a few days. For
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  Speaker 1: them to make a prescription? Uh-huh. That's crazy as fuck.
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  Speaker 1: I want to, by the way, I went to Costco
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  Speaker 1: the other day. Not as cheap as they make it seem.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? Well, no.
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  Speaker 2: The hype about it being cheap so you buy in bulk.
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  Speaker 2: It's not the hype. Those M & M' s on a
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  Speaker 2: bottle stirrer, guess how much they were?
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  Speaker 1: $ 16.
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  Speaker 3: Well, maybe in the long run, fool. But if you're
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  Speaker 3: eating the bag in one sit down. No, no, this
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  Speaker 3: is a jar. It's a jar. It's a big-ass jar.
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  Speaker 1: It is. For $ 16, you're tripping. That's at least $ 10. Well,
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  Speaker 1: how many M & M' s does it come with?
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  Speaker 2: I can't confirm, though, how much the jar, but it
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  Speaker 2: was $ 16, and then I bought a pack of.
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  Speaker 1: Because a regular Snickers bar is like $ 3 right now.
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  Speaker 1: And a regular pack of M & M' s is like $ 3.
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  Speaker 1: They are. It's a fashion. So you would have to buy, what,
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  Speaker 1: eight of those? No, eight, no. 1,750,000 pieces. How many? 62. Oh, KC,
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  Speaker 1: 1,750 pieces. You do not have a 62-ounce bulk jar,
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  Speaker 1: do you? Yeah, I probably do. 62 ounces sounds crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Which one is it? That one. That one. For $ 16? No,
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  Speaker 1: that sounds about right. Is it? Yeah. Yeah, do the math, fool. Okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 3: You probably get about 16 M & Ms per bag.
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  Speaker 1: You were kids, didn't know where to buy this? How
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  Speaker 1: much would it last you? With all four kids? By
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  Speaker 1: the time I bring all the groceries inside?
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  Speaker 3: By the time I bring all the groceries inside, fool,
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  Speaker 3: that shit is done, fool.
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  Speaker 1: Your children have more of a sweet tooth or they
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  Speaker 1: like chips more? They have an everything tooth, fool. Those
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  Speaker 1: fools eat everything, bro. Facts, facts.
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  Speaker 2: Because four of them, yeah. So I went to Costco,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, this shit is hype. And the lady
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  Speaker 2: was really strict, like, oh, this was the issue, fool.
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  Speaker 2: I said the tire shit, but they tried to get
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  Speaker 2: me to spend almost $ 600 on two tires, when all
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  Speaker 2: I had was a flat.
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  Speaker 1: All I needed to do was put air. 300 a tire.
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  Speaker 1: Those usually go for 400 a tire. Depends on what
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  Speaker 1: you have. Run flats. Yeah. You got the Benz, right? No,
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  Speaker 1: it was on the Honda. Oh, no, the Honda deserves
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  Speaker 1: used tires, fool. For sure. For sure.
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  Speaker 3: Honda's are used tires, $ 35, $ 40 at the homie Tony's Tires.
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  Speaker 1: Fool, that's exactly what I was thinking. $ 40.
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  Speaker 2: And then the guy was like, I feel like I
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  Speaker 2: recommend you get the other side, too, so it's not uneven.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, they got you. No, they didn't get me. I left. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you left. Good.
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  Speaker 2: I left, but when I was leaving, and then I
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  Speaker 2: tried to put my tire back.
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  Speaker 1: They put air on it. They're like, for liability, we
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  Speaker 1: can't do that. You have to go on the spare. What?
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  Speaker 2: So if you take a tire in there and it's
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  Speaker 2: flat and they put air, they won't let you put
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  Speaker 2: it back on.
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  Speaker 1: You just have to run and then you do it
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  Speaker 1: on your own because they don't want to be the
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  Speaker 1: reason you die. That makes sense. Liability issues. I actually
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  Speaker 1: went to Costco recently. Not a lot of samples. A
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  Speaker 1: super Walmart would get it done too, no? I think
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  Speaker 1: they have it at Walmart too. They have tires? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: At Walmart? At Wal-Mart? At Wal-Mart, yeah. They got batteries,
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  Speaker 1: they got tires. For the winter, Burbank got... That one
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  Speaker 1: don't got tire, a tire section? The one in Santa
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  Speaker 1: Clarita for sure has tires. Ah, fool. Oh, shit. See, watch,
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  Speaker 1: go down. You got the Honda, right? Okay, the Honda,
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  Speaker 1: a couple, you need a donut. For $ 61, look, Douglas
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  Speaker 1: all-season terrain. That shit gonna last me how many months?
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  Speaker 1: All fucking terrain. Barrio, nice neighborhoods, everything, fool. Eight to
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  Speaker 1: 12 months. Maybe longer. It's a brand new tire. See, fool,
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  Speaker 1: and that's 18 miles away from here. That's probably Santa Clarita, no?
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  Speaker 1: Sounds about right. Yeah, I'm feeling 18 miles. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: were trying to tax me. I was like, fool, fuck
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  Speaker 1: this shit. Look at that one.
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  Speaker 3: That one, the NX, the N5000s plus tire, $ 52 a tire, fool.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds great. Rim not included. Jakarta's so confused on
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck we're talking about right now. Super, bro.
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  Speaker 1: I don't ever buy tires, bro. Well, you need a car, fool,
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  Speaker 1: to buy one. I have one now, but... Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They got him a Whippers.
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  Speaker 2: We got a company one, and he just sits there.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't know what insurance we have. He doesn't know
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  Speaker 2: what we do.
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  Speaker 1: He just... What kind of company car? Pick the color.
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  Speaker 2: We got a ban for the company car. We got
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  Speaker 2: a good deal on it. The problem is that he has,
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  Speaker 2: he doesn't do anything. You drive it at all?
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  Speaker 1: Nothing. I do absolutely zero to do with the car. If, if, actually,
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  Speaker 1: if I, if I, God forbid I die tomorrow, people
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  Speaker 1: won't even know it's my car if I didn't post
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  Speaker 1: that picture. Yeah. So, yeah, I'm not even going to
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  Speaker 1: bury you in the car. Literally, literally. Por favor. Por favor, homie.
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  Speaker 1: Then do not keep the tires on. For my other venue. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: those aren't transferable?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, take the tires off, por favor. I don't think
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  Speaker 2: those tires fit in my car, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't need them in heaven, fool. You'll be
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  Speaker 1: all right. Or hell. Nah, you're going to heaven. Nah,
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  Speaker 1: I hope I go to heaven. Don't hope, fool. Just
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  Speaker 1: repent right now. Man, you can't really, you can't really like.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very nice to people. That's all it is. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I think it is. I think that's a
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  Speaker 1: huge part. You know, you can't be mean. Like, Duno's
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  Speaker 1: going to hell. But like the cool section. Not like
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: where the PDFs... Oh, like where they have AC and shit? Yeah, yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: They have that AC. They're going to have AC in hell.
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  Speaker 1: Clyde McCool. For who am I chilling with in hell?
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  Speaker 1: If I do go. I don't want to go, by
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  Speaker 1: the way. Jesus, if you're listening, I don't want to go. Like...
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  Speaker 1: He said cool, right? He said, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be with like... Well, you're from like... Rob Markman So
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  Speaker 1: you'd probably be like with Richard Ramirez. The food they
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  Speaker 1: cut at Easter Lake. Rob Markman Bunch of Easter Lake
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  Speaker 1: cholo's food in there, fool. What's up, perro? Hey, what's up?
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  Speaker 1: Rob Markman The night stock? The night stock. No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: That's what's going with the PDF. Rob Markman Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: what's going down.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to be with the fools that put
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  Speaker 2: it down for the hood and have to do what they.
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  Speaker 1: Have to do. Rob Markman Ah, got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Rob Markman How many people did Richard Ramirez kill? Is
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  Speaker 1: that crazy to ask? Oh, dude, maybe in the... 10, 15, 20,
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  Speaker 1: about let's say. What makes you a serial killer? Is
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  Speaker 1: it like after a certain number? Yeah, let's say after one. No, because... Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There are people in war that kill.
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  Speaker 2: There are different levels of serial killers. They're not intentional
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  Speaker 2: serial killers. They're survival serial killers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so.
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  Speaker 2: If you wake up one day and was like, let
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  Speaker 2: me go into every other three floors and kill one
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  Speaker 2: person in every three.
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  Speaker 1: Floors, or like you dictate. Every three blocks or something?
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  Speaker 1: Then you're something wrong. I forget if you enjoy it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's what makes you a serial killer, if you enjoy it.
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  Speaker 1: What I mean is you find a rush. Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: then this is the question. We live in Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of gangs here. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: If a gang member is a very nice person, loves
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  Speaker 2: his grandma to death, takes you to church on Sundays.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: But on Friday nights, he likes doing missions, and there's
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  Speaker 2: more than one person. Is he a serial killer?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. I think it's the killing. Yeah, phone. It's
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  Speaker 1: the killing part. Yeah, if you enjoy it. Yeah. Like,
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  Speaker 1: you're like, this fucking ghost, what's the mission? Yeah. But
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  Speaker 1: if he doesn't kill them first, they're going to kill him, too.
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  Speaker 1: So is it survival, or he enjoys it? Oh, and
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  Speaker 1: you're fighting. Dude, that is voodoo. Survival. You're fighting yourselves.
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  Speaker 1: You can't scream survival when you put yourself in the situation. Oh. Right?
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  Speaker 1: But what if you had no choice? You were waking
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  Speaker 1: up from school and they checked you in. We live
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  Speaker 1: in a concrete jungle, homie. I was just saying. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but you got to be. So as if you enjoy it.
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  Speaker 1: I would assume so, bro. If you enjoy it. Like
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  Speaker 1: if you fucking like. Get a horny. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to stab somebody on the neck. Have you guys seen
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: these serial killer documentaries? They're not on documentaries. All the time.
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  Speaker 1: The remaking of them. Like Monsters on Netflix. I love it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that shit is something I can't get jiggy with, brother.
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  Speaker 1: It's very gory and stuff, and I don't like it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like watching... I don't watch shit like that either.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I saw Fear at night.
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  Speaker 2: That was the first time I saw Mark Wahlberg be
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  Speaker 2: a bad person, and it rubbed me the wrong way.
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  Speaker 1: No, I like watching those, because you can pick up traits,
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  Speaker 1: and then you can be like... And then when you
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  Speaker 1: meet somebody, you'll be like, hmm, you have serial killer tendencies. Oh,
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: like looking at other people. Oh, I thought you picked
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: the change for yourself. No, no, no, not me. Like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: which killer would I want to be like?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You're like a Ted Bundy type of guy. Me? I
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: don't know, man. I don't know. He was really handsome.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be a... I don't know, this is crazy. It's
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  Speaker 1: been me committing myself. I don't know. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what kind of serial killer I would be. Yeah, hopefully none.
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  Speaker 1: I'm mistaken, like, oh, my bad. It's You're wild. Ted Bundy,
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  Speaker 1: I think... He would lure women into his car. He
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: would lure women in. Yeah, by spinning game. And then
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: he would just murk them. But the other fool, too.
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah, he was like... That fool was like
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: drugging men. He was a gay serial killer, fool. That's crazy, fool.
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  Speaker 1: That's even scarier, fool. Yeah, yeah, that's scary. Like, kill me, fool,
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: but you're going to * * * * me too?
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  Speaker 4: I'm already dead. Yeah, and not even the ass. I mean,
• 10:00
  Speaker 4: I hope he would * * * * me after
• 10:01
  Speaker 4: the killing, not like before. That would suck.
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  Speaker 2: And then the problem with that, fool, is that the
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: black community was already going through a lot, and then
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: they have to watch out for Jeffrey Dahmer?
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine you're gay. You're gay and black and there's a
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey Dahmer?
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  Speaker 1: No. You're gay, you're white, and you like chocolate chip.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy. You know what's crazy? That's whose neighbor in
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  Speaker 1: the building kept calling police on him saying there was
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  Speaker 1: a foul smell in his house. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: And the cops came a few times. And when they
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  Speaker 1: came the last time and they found the pictures of
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: this killing people, the lady's like, I told you guys.
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: I kept calling you guys constantly. This motherfucker's a weirdo.
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  Speaker 1: He brings people. I don't see them leave his house, though.
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  Speaker 1: But you probably watch a lot of documentaries, fool. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think they had TVs like that back then. What?
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: They did, right? Yeah. The problem with that, that fool
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: kept letting B-Lan out freeze. That was in the 80s. No,
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: the problem is they didn't believe what this fool was doing.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? They didn't believe that black woman.
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  Speaker 1: The black woman said, hey, this fool's fucking murdering people
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  Speaker 1: for sure. And this was fucking weird. No, man. That's
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: the one time being a woman.
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  Speaker 2: Had his purse because she was a black man.
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  Speaker 1: That's where the guy got to. He wanted no parts
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  Speaker 1: of nowhere. Yeah. Hey, yucky. Get out of here. Get
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  Speaker 1: out of here, dog. Ew, ew, ew. That fool was maniac.
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  Speaker 1: He was sick. Who's the other fool? The real one? No, no, no.
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: You know how that fool died, though? A prisoner in
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: the prison that he was in, like a psycho fool
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, God told me I need to fucking
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: kill you, bitch. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that just
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  Speaker 1: killed the fuck out of Jeffrey Dahmer. I believe that. Yeah,
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: black guy. Killed the fuck out that foot. Hey, Jeffrey Dahmer,
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: he's a bitch. He did that out of fear. Yeah,
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: he did that exact survival. He did his survival. Killed
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  Speaker 1: the fuck out of him. He's like, I'm the finest
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  Speaker 1: one here. I got to kill this fool before he
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: gets to me.
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  Speaker 2: That when I saw, when I saw, I haven't been
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: able to see.
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  Speaker 1: Mark Wahlberg the same. What? Which one did he do? Fear.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: It was back in the 90s. That was when he
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: was very young. Mark Wap. You talking about the fuck
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: where he's like the boyfriend and shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: He's a crazy boyfriend. Yeah, he's a crazy boyfriend and
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: he's doing crazy shit like on the roller coaster with
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: the girl. Open the door, bitch. Yeah. And that was
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: more like Obsession, no? A little bit like Obsession. No,
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: that was like a... Yes, no, yes. That was literally... Oh, yeah,
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: he was obsessed. A lot of... Okay, I've seen the
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: movie Obsessed with the black couple. No, you're talking about
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: that's the Beyonce one.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about Obsession, the new one with the Mexican girl.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: That's totally different. It's totally different? Yeah, because that one
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: was kind of fictional because of the smell. It's mystical.
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. Oh, my God. I haven't seen it.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: Can you believe that movie was $ 750, 000? I don't believe it,
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: but it's cool. That's what they said. The budget was $ 750, 000.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: I think it was inflated, but okay. Yeah. It was great.
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: I spent 10 Gs on Mads Included. I've been telling
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: people I spent 50. No, I'm just kidding. We shot
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: it on iPhones. They said it was 150, and it
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: was shot in 28 days. I believe that.
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: I believe the 28-day suit. I don't think they spent
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: 750 grand.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: More? I think they spent at least a mil. I
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: think they just... Well, after marketing, yeah. They usually don't
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: put marketing until later. You know, they said that they didn't...
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: They wasn't really... They took it to one of those...
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: Just like film festivals? Film festivals and... Right on this? And... No, no.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: What was that company you guys like? Because they like
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: scary movies. I'm not a fan. Oh, A24? No. Blumhouse? Sundance? Oh, Blumhouse.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: They bought things. Blumhouse bought Obsession?
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: They saw Obsession, and then they were like, oh, we
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: want to buy it, and I think they bought it.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: And now the girl's finna be an X-Man. She's one
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: of the girls from X-Men. One of the girls. The
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: bitch is Rogue, bro. That's huge, bro. Do you know
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: who Rogue is? That's pretty big. That's huge. I'm not
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: a Marvel person. So what are you, then? What are you?
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: What are you, Mr. What are you, huh? What are you, bro?
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Carter's in Marvel, either, right? You're in DC? No, I
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: like both of them. I like both. I'm a DC guy, too. No, no, no.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: What is that jacket you used to wear? That's Marvel.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: That was Marvel? That was Marvel. That's like Wolverine and
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: all them. Okay, that's Marvel. Yeah, Marvel's like Spider-Man and shit.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: You don't like superheroes, big guy? You think you're too
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: cool or something? What big guy are you talking about?
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: Cut the episode. You lost it. You gained it, my dude.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: You fucking found it. You were like, oh, you don't
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: need that no more. Oh, you ain't going to need
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: that no more. That's the point.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: I feel like when people get mad at me for
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: making fat jokes, that's the point.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Of me losing weight. I'm sorry, man. Today I posted
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: a flyer and it was before your transformation. And I
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: didn't know. I barely noticed you on the side. When
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: we were playing, when we were playing. Yeah. When we
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: were camping at the Wonder Race party. And I look crazy.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: And you look insane. I didn't notice it.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: And then, you know what happened, fool? I was feeling myself,
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: so I wore the little turtleneck without a neck.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: That was crazy. The turtleneck was this big, fool. It
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: wasn't turtleneck-y, fool. It was not. That shit was an accordion, fool.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Accordion neck. I've seen it. Why? Were people swiping up
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: to that?
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: People were screenshotting it and they were like, what the
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: fuck is going on here?
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: And I'm sorry because I did not mean to do that.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: I just... You know, you were on the side. And
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't even think of it. Can you promote in Vegas?
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Can you promote in Vegas? And I was actually like
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: worried about the other fools because I was like, I
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: don't want these fools to think that I'm using them.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: And so I completely kind of ignored. Yeah, and you're
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: like this. And I was like, wow. Yeah, fool, my bad.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: But nonetheless, that's a good sign. Because if you're able
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: to look at it. Well, you looked it up, Andrea?
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Fuck you. You saw it? Can you put it on
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: the TV? Can you put it on the TV? It's incredible.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: And I feel really bad up until like the jokes
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: and the comments. I was like, oh yeah, let the
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: comments go, please. Please, engagement. He was like, oh, fuck. Nah,
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: there's a photo. Do you know the photo where I
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: see it, Wade? Oh yeah, let me see right here.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, I look fucking, there's literally no neck. That
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: looks crazy. Oh my God. Yeah. You don't even look
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: like the same person. I mean, I don't look much,
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: you know. It's the hair. The hair makes a huge difference.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: That shit is real? The hair is real? Yeah. Yeah.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: You know that. No, I don't know. Sometimes. You know
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: the hair is real. You've pulled it. Yeah, that's a
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: crazy picture. My bad, fool. But that's the only picture
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: I had of me on tape, fool. That makes my
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: chain look a lot smaller. Yeah. Oh, you're not wearing that.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: That makes everything look smaller. Bro. Everyone in that picture
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: looks smaller.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: No, fool, you know what we look crazy for when
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: we do this? The Telemundo before promo started.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Eric, you remember that? Is that fucking Ashton Matthews? Yeah,
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: we were right there. It was a good time. What
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: the fuck? Before you were popping. This year you'll get invited. Dude,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: that was like my first time. He was there. He
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: was outside. He was, hey guys. Hey, those are my
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: friends in there. I'm actually busy this year. Actually, from
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: now until the end of this year, I'm busy. Did
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: it already happen this year? I'll just go park the car,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I guess. How did it happen? Do you want to
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: get invited? Well, technically, I didn't get invited either, motherfucker.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I just tagged along. Kong got invited. He's fucking lying
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: to you. I remember. You know, I know you got invited.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: You were already like, hey, dude, meet me at the
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: gambling stop. They got it right here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: It was a good time. But you were winning that day.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Remember that? That's crazy right there. By the way, I
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: still don't understand this game we're playing. The three numbers shit, remember?
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Because it's different. They're playing it like, you know, California laws,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: I guess. I don't know. I think it's California laws, huh? Yeah. Yeah.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Ain't it? Ain't it? That's what it was. That's what
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: it was. Native American, guys. Ain't that crazy? Flyer, not AI,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: because everything's fucking AI nowadays, huh? Yeah. I've been telling
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: people with my flyers, not AI. Oh, look at that.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Go to that one. Go to the top one. No,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: the one in the middle. The one in the middle.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: The one in the middle. Oh, my God. Zoom in
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: on that. Can we KTLA 5, by the way? Fool.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I'll literally beat the shit out your fat ass over there.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: You're so big. What the fuck is Jerry wearing? You
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: look so happy. Jerry? Jerry? He's wearing this Kohl's outfit.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: This fucking Kohl's outfit. That is a cool outfit.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: By the way, Khan's biggest pet peeve is Jerry that
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: he shops at. Where did you shop, Jerry?
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: H & M. Oh, my God, dog. H & M' s nice. Bitch,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: you've never shopped at H & M in your life.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: When I was much skinnier, I swear to God I did.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: When I was much, much skinnier. Much. Back in the day.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Way back, man. How long ago? Because H & M' s
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: only been around for a few years, man. No, it hasn't.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: It's been around for a long time. Fuckface. That's crazy.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Fucking Jerry. Always at H & M. The same jacket.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: And he gets the same burgundy or navy blue jacket.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: And just one has a pocket here or the other
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: one has a pocket here. Somewhere else on the body. Yeah.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: That was Con's biggest pet peeve. We'll be on the
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: road and Con will be like.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: And then he gets free haircuts. So he's like, yo guys,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: I'm getting a free haircut. I just got to give
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: him 10 tickets, backstage passes.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck me, dog.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Le cuesta mas el pinche haircut, fool.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: And then right after, we have to go to his
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: house and say hi to his mom.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Jerry has put us in situations where we're doing free
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: promo for a video spot that's in the back.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: How old is Jerry? Old. Well, on TV years? Yeah,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: I guess so. He's 40. He's been 40 for the
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: last 10 years. Okay. How old are you, Con? I just,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I'm 30. Okay. TV years? TV years. I'm 30 in
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: TV years. YouTube, YouTube, YouTube. Yeah, IG years. So how's
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: real life looking? How old are you then? I'm 40, dog.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: You're 40? I'm 40 flat. Yeah, man, I'm glad I
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: made it this far. I didn't think I'd make it
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: this far, so I'm cool with it, bro.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, hell yeah. You're 13 years older than us, right?
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: We're 26? 26. know. 14 years older. I don't know. How
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: old are you? Yeah, we're 26. You guys know how
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: old you are? Yeah, I know how old I am. 26.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I'm 27, actually. No, I'm 26. 27 in a month.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: 27 in a month. Two months. Two months. Oh, shit.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: You're about to turn up on your 27. That's cool, man.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Be careful, man. You don't want to be part of
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: the 27 club, man. Take care of yourself.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: What? I'm just saying, you're famous now, motherfucker. A lot
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: of famous motherfuckers died at 27. I'm just saying, be careful.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Thanks for putting that in my fucking head, bro. You
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: have 12 months of walking on eggshells, man. So just
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: turn them down. If you weren't famous, I wouldn't be
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: saying this. But since you are famous, now look, I
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: don't want you to be in this beautiful group of people, man. Oh, wow.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: It's a real thing. You didn't know about this? It's
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: a real thing, the 27 Club, brother. Put up all
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: the names, fool. Fucking, you got, yeah, Robert Johnson, Brian Jones,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: nice guys. Jimi Hendrix. Oh, my God. Janis Joplin. Jim Morrison.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Chris Bell. Yeah. I said that name like I knew
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: who that was. Kurt Cobain. Kurt. Amy Winehouse. Jakartron. Jakartron?
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: No way. Dude, they already predicted the future. Nah, dude.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Just be careful, dog. You guys don't want to be-
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Amy Winehouse died of alcohol poisoning? That's so bullshit. Yeah,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: that's a 27 club, dog. I'll be careful, man. Hey,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: go up. Go up. Go up. Go up, go up.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Why did they make that go up, go up? Why
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: did they make that list in the middle of cool?
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy. That's AI. Oh, snazzy AI. Look at that.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I fucking hate it. Have you guys heard about the
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: white lighter thing? No, what's that? You search up white
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: lighter thing? It's like a white lighter's bad luck. You
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: guys ever heard of that? I heard of that.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: I remember one time we got arrested, and one of
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: the homies had a white lighter, and they blamed that
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: fool for us getting arrested.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: But the fact that we're tagging up the city with
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: the fact that he had a white lighter. Also, it
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: has something to do with the 27-year-old. Wow.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: That is true, though, because fools usually don't have white lighters.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: That makes you kind of a weirdo. That's like watching * * * *
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: on TV.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: What's the deal, your boy Duno and Jakarta? And Jakarta Polymarket!
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I need to tell you about this new sports trading
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: app called Polymarket. It's the best new way to trade sports.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: In the past, you wanted action in the game, you
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: put some money in, and your team was doing well,
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: and you wanted to cash out. They locked the trade
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: and take a huge fee. But Polymarket is a prediction market.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: It's a stock exchange for sports. Buying in and selling
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: out on your terms.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: It's your terms. No one else's terms is your terms.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: And nothing like having your own terms, fool. No, that's
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: the best. I'm just kidding.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: When your team goes down 20%, you can buy in
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: or sell it off for 40% when they come back
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: and double your money.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Double down, boy. I ain't never heard of that. I
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: ain't never heard of that. I ain't never heard of that.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Because you ain't never been into trading like Polly Marcus. P-O-L-L-Y-M-A-R-K-E-T.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I was scared I was going to misspell it. Because
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: you're a little retarded. Retarded. You feel me?
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I've tried them all. Polymarket is simply the best prediction market.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: We've tried FanDuel. We've tried the whatever the fuck. Honestly,
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I don't really care about all this shit.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: But Polymarket. We've tried all those. But Polymarket just makes
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: it super easy. Just choose the best thing you like.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: You can trade off those things. And if you use
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: our code. If you use our code. Cheese, man. Cheese, man.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: If you put $ 10, win or lose, you're going to
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: get $ 50. Come on. For his free money, dick. And like,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: people like Chicago. Wait, wait, wait. Are you serious? Say
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: it again. It's free money. Are you for real? Polymarket's
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: offering free money? F-R-E-E space M-O-N-E-Y. What are we doing?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Let's go. But we're there. We are there. We are there.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I be forgetting sometimes. Use the code in our description, please. Jeez, man.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I don't. Whoever watches porn on TV needs to be arrested.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: That's what I think. One, but if you're watching porn
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: on the TV in someone else's house, you need to
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: go to prison. Huh? You don't have no TV then? No,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I'm off the phone at this point. Bro, we're in
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: the new day and age. Watch porn off your phone,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: you know? I thought you guys would be like on
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: fucking VR. Well, Jakarta actually, Khan, this is- I've tried
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: it before. Guys, guys.
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: Sick.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: By the way, by the way. No way. No, no, no, no.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: It's crazy because you're like, oh, bitch here. Oh, bitch there.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: A bitch here. You can look up. There's going to
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: be a bitch there. The problem is, though, Khan, where
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: is he talking? I've never done that. But Khan, the
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: problem is that he wasn't in the room alone. His
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: homie was there. Yeah, but it wasn't... Con, that's like
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: me going to your... Con, that's like you putting up
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: to my crib foot and being like, hey, if we
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: put this VR in, watch porn while I sit next
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: to you and just look at you. Not even like that.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Go shave. Bro, we were doing hella coke. Or we
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: were doing hella drugs. Hella drugs are in play. It
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: makes it more gay. No, when drugs are in play,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: anything could crack and nothing's going to be gay. Oh,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: that's great. So the homie's like, yo, bro, you want
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: to see something cool? And I was like, what? He
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: was like, bro, it's VR porn. And I was like,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: no way. And he put it on. I put it on. Ah,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: he put it on. That's great. Do this line. Do
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: this line right here. No, no, no. I put it on.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I put it on. That's crazy. You put it on?
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I put it on. I put it on. It was
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: crazy as fuck.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: I'll call Alexis right now because I know you thought
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: you ought to put it on so you have to
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: help you a little bit.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I put it on VR before. I've played VR before.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I've just never played with titties on VR. It was crazy.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I would recommend you guys do it, bro. It's sick.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I was actually thinking about getting an Oculus Rift just to,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: not for porn, for like all around fun. Did you
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: get hard while watching it? No, I was on yay, bro.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: You can't get hard. Especially if there's a guy in
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: the room. It's crazy. That's crazy. It's crazy as fuck.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: And yeah, your dick doesn't work off that shit. So regardless,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: see you later, buddy. You know? That's what's going to
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: work regardless, you know? See you later. Yeah. That's gay, fool.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: It's gay. It's gay as fuck. Gay as fuck. I
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: was watching Girls, though. So hey, pretty cool. So in
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: two months, 27 years old. Yeah. What are you going
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: to do? I want to go to Big Bear. That
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: is what I want to do for my birthday. That's it?
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Do you really want to do that? Yeah, I think so.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Or why? Do you have something cooler? It's your birthday.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I think it's not mine. Yeah, I know. Is it
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: going to be snowing or are you going to ski? Oh,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: it's going to be snowing regardless. Do you feel me?
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: The problem is that I can't plan anything for you
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: no more because I guess people were mad that I
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: didn't invite them to the dinner.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: People were mad at me that we had a surprise
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: dinner for me. It wasn't a surprise dinner. It was
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: a surprise dinner because I didn't know who was coming.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I had no idea about who was coming, so shut
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: the fuck up. It was a surprise. That was last year? Yeah. No,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: this is just a few weeks ago because I just
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: hit 100,000 on Instagram. Let's go. Yes, let's go. What?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Thank you. I really appreciate it. How much did that cost?
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Cost your life, actually. Had to pop my way to
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: the top right there, you know?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: So I got ridiculed for not inviting some of the homies.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: But Jakarta was weird.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Because Jakarta, Kyle, I don't know if you keep up
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: with us a lot, but Jakarta has a girl that
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: doesn't really want nobody to meet, but he wants everybody
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: to know about.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: So we're all kind of on eggshells. Do we know
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: the girl? We don't know her. No one was on eggshells.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: And then he has his friend group, and then he
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: has us. And he doesn't really like mixing the two.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I mix them all the time. You mix them all
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: the time. Oh, you have different groups of friends. For sure.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I get it. And then he has.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: So he has Raymundo, Andy, I guess some dude named Tavito.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Not sure if he's real or not.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: He might be made up. You feel some kind of
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: way about him. He does. He feels some kind of
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: way about him. You felt that? Did you feel that?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: He's like some fool named Taito. That's because they say
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: his name but never seen his face. Oh. Yeah. And then... Yeah,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: so I'm not too sure. And then his... His girl,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: the girl he's talking to, I've never met her. I
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: don't know. I wasn't so sure if she was real.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I think I met her on FaceTime a couple times. Okay.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: She's real, though, right? Yeah, she's real. I met her. Yeah, yeah,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: she's real. And then he doesn't really get along with
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: the homie's soon-to-be baby mama.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Doesn't really like her as much. And then obviously if
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: we were to invite her.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: She's pregnant, dude. Probably. Still, right here.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: And then, so I wasn't sure who to invite. And
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: then he's like- He should have invited him. And then-
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: So fuck you and that fucker. And then he overthinks
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: a lot.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Okay. A lot, not a lot. You know what I mean? No,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: a lot, a lot, a lot. Yeah, I'm an overthinker too.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: A lot.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: So then he was like, hey fool, I just want
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: something with the company. And I was like, but company,
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: who do you mean? He's like, just you and Jaren Andres.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Umberto. Um- And then I was like... He just
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: got hired, no? He's a person. So he don't deserve
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: for the dinner yet. You haven't been here in any
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: days for the benefits. Oh, you're still on... What's it called? Probation.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: You're still on probation. So then I was like... Don't
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: fuck up. And then so I was like that. He's like...
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I said, you know what? Let's not do nothing. And
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, let's celebrate.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: So I just invited who I think would make the
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: most sense. And then the homies got on him. And
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: then I got shit talked. And then I got shit
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: talked to me.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's the shit I don't give a fuck about.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Because they should have seen us churning up. They should
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: have been like, damn, let me just pull up on him. Congrats.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: A lot of the homies did that. No, that's weird.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Not a hobbyist. Showing up to somewhere where you're not
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: generally invited, fool. So lame, dog. Literally, that's why. Hey,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? You guys, what? You guys do it here. Wow. No,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: obviously not the dinner. Yeah, right. No, not the dinner.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I meant the... Went to the club after. Went to
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: the club after. It's still, fool. That's still a part
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: of the event. But I think that's that old mentality. Like,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: you're much older than everybody in this room. Like, much,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: much older by far.
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: Well.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: You still don't show up. Just unwarranted, bro. That's weird. No, no, no.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: At the club, I feel like we're all good enough
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: friends to be. I feel, being genuine, if I see
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Duno at a club, and I was nearby, or not
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: even nearby, if I just wanted to go, I'm pulling up. Yeah,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: but that's no sinvergüenza. What's a sinvergüenza? Yeah, that's what
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. What is that? That's no sinvergüenza. What is that?
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Stop calling me that. You have no shame. You just
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: pull up. Bitch, I have a lot of shame. I
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: don't think you do, bitch. Me, no shame?
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: It depends on how you pull up too, I guess, right?
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: If you pull up like, oh, for real? Yeah, that's
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: how I pull up. Oh, you're having a good time. Actually,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I don't pull up. I pull up like this. Yo,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: why didn't you invite me? You know? That's even worse, dude.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, though. Is that weird? You pull up
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: like this. Did I miss a call from you guys?
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: My phone's tripping, right, guys? My phone's tripping, right? In
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: my head, in my head, they didn't invite me because
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: they probably, like, forgot to. It's because there's a thing.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: The homie also has a pregnant girl. Yeah. So, technically,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: he can go to the club, right? You can go
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: to the club. You can. That's just fucked up. So,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: if anything, you're welcome, guys. You're welcome to the... You
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: want to say the name? Dan and Brittany. Dan and Brittany,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: you're welcome, guys. The only reason Duno didn't invite you
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: is because he was thinking about your well-being. Yes. The
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: only person I didn't invite on purpose is Beto. I'm
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: still anti-Beto. Beto, fuck you, dude. I'm standing on that too.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: How long has it been? Three months. Three months? We
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: just seen each other two weeks ago. I didn't see him.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I'm standing on the fuck back though. Three weeks? Really?
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: So him and his best friend, they haven't talked in
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: a long time, one of his friends. Two weeks. Yeah,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: because they had a spat. But he's not my number
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: one best friend. He's just one of my best friends.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I hate the fact that you're number one. How many
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: best friends can one have? Well, me, I'm a best
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: friend whore. So I have like a few. I have
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: like six, six, seven. But like, we're all really close.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm okay. He really liked that one. He
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: really did. I liked that one. Do it again. I
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: liked that one. Come on, you know, show your little dance.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Show our company your little dance. Show our company your
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: little dance. Do your little thing. Do your little thing.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm not talking to my best friend. Because
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: he told me that, he's like.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Bitch, you're ungrateful that I buy tickets to your show.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: And after that, I don't want him at any of
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: my shows. Hey, but don't say that. That's a fact. Hey,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: come on. That's very valid. Actually, he printed a photo.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: All my big shows coming up in the California region area.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Don't let this person in. His photo right there. 86th. 86th.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: From every joint. Actually, you know what? From every comedy
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: club I work at, if he comes here, I will
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: not be here next year.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: I will get a fucking job at one of them.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: And I'll be like, hey, you said I couldn't be here, right? Well,
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: guess what, motherfucker?
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, he's 86th from all my shows. Until I get
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: over it. When do you think you'll get over it?
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: He stopped being your friend for now because you were
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: mad that he bought tickets?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: That you weren't grateful for him buying tickets? Yeah, I
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: don't know the conversation. It didn't happen to be about
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Jakarta's dinner. Oh, it all stepped out back to Jakarta.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Then it transitioned to their home. You're ruining relationships, Jakarta.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: You're crazy blaming it on me, huh? What race are you?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: The Middle Eastern. You're Mexican? Yeah. Fully? Yeah. I think
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I hope I don't know fucking Mexicans. You don't even
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: know who you are. We just find out you were happy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, fucks. Oh,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: you look Mexican. Viva. Viva la raza. Someone's calling me.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Someone's calling me. Con, can you tap us in with Popeye? Yeah.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Popeye's is fucking legit, dude. Yo. You. Popeye's the restaurant? No.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: I can take you there as well. You have like
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: a sponsorship with them or something? No, no, no. Sorry,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Popeye from Blood In Blood Out.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: No fucking way. Mister, give me some chon-chon. Yes. Give
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: me some chon-chon. By the way, I just watched it
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: two days ago. Andrea, can you tell us about it?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: For the first time? No, no, no. For like my
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: fourth or fifth time. Okay. That's a really long fucking movie.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Three hours. Three hours. And by the way, that guy Popeye,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: very disgusting man. In the movie. In the movie. In
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: the movie. He's just showing him. Come on. Let's just
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: say this real quick. He's just showing him. He's like, yeah, man. Hey,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: these are the ins and outs. These are the ins
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: and outs. Give me that fucking butt. Like, dude. What?
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Come on. Huh? Well, they never actually said what chonchon is, bro.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: Huh?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I think that's the part that scared me the most.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: That you don't know what he wants.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: No, that he went, when he had part of the night,
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: he said, huh? When he was doing the sound right
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: before he was trying to stab him.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: And he's like, huh? You want me to grape you? Nah,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: that's where it got crazy. Oh, you want it like that?
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I was six years old. Like, what the fuck is
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: going on, dude? Dad, what the fuck? You watched it
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: when you were six? Fool, yeah.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: It was like the, you know, it was back in
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: the day when shit was, if it was PG-13, then
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: it was okay.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Where'd you watch it? You didn't watch it on YouTube, obviously.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Where'd you watch it? No, fool. On VHS. It was
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: a rental. It was a rental from Rose Video next
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: to Pizza Loca in San Fernando. Do you know what's
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: so crazy? Just re-watching that movie, they had a huge
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: actor in there. Billy Bob Thornton was in there. A
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: bunch of huge actors. Yes, I know who that is.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Billy Bob Thornton. Oh, yeah, my fault. You're old. Billy
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Bob Thornton's in there. Benjamin Bratt. Benjamin Bratt. Oh, handsome ass.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Which is Billy Bob. Billy Bob Thornton. He's wearing the
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: hat that's kind of like... Literally that. And he's the
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: white guy. He's the one that was with the... Oh,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: with the white boy. Yeah, with the white boy. He
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: was with Angelina Jolie, bro, for a long time. There's
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: a gang of big actors in there that made it
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: afterwards that were like huge, you know, big, big. Not,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I think Miklo still does the Miklo stuff. Well, Miklo did,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: he was. He did the space movie. He was Ken
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: in Street Fighter on the first one. That is fucking crazy.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Miklo was. Yes, I barely remember that. Yeah. That is
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: insane as fuck. Did he do Ken before he did
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Blood and Blood Out? No, it was afterwards. Oh, wow.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: That's probably the biggest movie he's done. Yeah, pull up
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: what he's done. He's been in some other movies. Street
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Fighter's a huge fucking movie. They had the biggest lineup, bro.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: And then, maybe that was....
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: No, he was in another one. Okay, Street Fighter, Money Talks.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: That was a big film.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, Money Talks is huge. I didn't know he was
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: in that. And then I... Okay. Well, I think that
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: may be it. Oh, what about... Oh, dude, Under Siege?
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Then he has some old movies coming out after we
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: watch these. Under Siege is crazy. Yeah, I mean, that's
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: a big movie. Go down, go down, go down. For
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: the time, yeah. For the time, it was a big movie.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it holds up now, but I
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: think it's still a big movie. Benjamin Pratt is Paco, right? Yeah. Yeah,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Benjamin Pratt. Obviously, he's a big actor. Bro, top five
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: handsome motherfuckers in the world. That was in Shot Caller.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: He played the sheriff in Shot Caller. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Okay,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: so maybe he didn't have a lot of crazy success afterwards,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: but I mean, you know, he isn't one of the most.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Street Fighter's huge, bro. Street Fighter's huge. Yeah, I remember
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: seeing that shit as a kid. That's a legendary fucking...
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Who made Bloody Blood Art? Was that an independent film?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: That was Disney. Get the fuck out. Disney.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: And then De Palma was the writer. And I forget
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: the director. I think he was some white dude. He
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: directed it. But it's a Disney film. Yeah, Hollywood Pictures production,
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: but it was produced by Disney.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. It's just that Disney never actually put their
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: logo on it, but it's a Disney film. Because why
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: the fuck would they do that? Oh, what the fuck?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I did not know that. Yeah, I think you can
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: even look that up, right? You can look it up.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Is that why, if Disney wasn't behind it, you think
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: it would have been as big? So Disney wanted to,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: from what I know, I mean, you know, because we
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: had them on the pod, and I think at one
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: point Disney didn't want to see like Disney, see company
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: designed to handle more mature R-rated material.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Off the main Disney banner. So they produced it through
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: Hollywood Pictures, but it's technically... Disney. It's technically Walt Disney.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: It's a company that buys Walt Disney. So they didn't
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: want to put Disney, the brand. It's like a subsidiary.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Exactly. So they own it regardless. Yeah. So then, was
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: La Familia part of the Disney Wives 2? I don't
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: think so.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: No.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: La Familia, the movie with the mom from George Lopez.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: J-Lo and shit. The mom from George Lopez. La Familia's in... Yeah,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: she's in that. What's her name? Constance something. Marie? Constance Marie? Yeah.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't, I didn't. That's some flago right there. How
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: did they promote this? Do you remember, do you remember?
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Do you remember how you saw it? Blood in, blood out.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: There wasn't any promo for this movie like that. Remember,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: he had said that because at this point, there was, okay,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: so the reason they didn't promote this movie, this is
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: coming from, and I'm sure you guys can have him
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: on the pod, but I'll just give you a small,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I think they didn't promote the movie because this is
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: when the 92 riots were happening. And they felt that
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: the movie was going to create too much animosity between
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: what was already a hot fucking topic at the time.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: So we know with the cops. Especially everything's going crazy
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: right there at that time. And then this is around
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: the same time when American Me came out. And there
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: was a lot of shit going on with that film.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: So Disney didn't want to touch it. And because it
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: was already done and the movie was... Well, the movie
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: was technically a flop when it came out. Like, it
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: was a flop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just turned into
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: a cult classic probably later on in the years. It
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: just became a cult classic. A three-hour flop. And it
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: was supposed to be a five-hour movie. American Me came
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: out first? I think around the same time. I think
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: it came out first. But American Me and Jake Domo
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: got a lot of backlash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Blood In, Blood Out is way more fictional, obviously. Yeah.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: The way they played it, I was like, damn, that's crazy.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Literally more Disney. Literally, yeah. The fact that it was
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: on Hulu 20-plus years later is crazy. Yeah, I think
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: that's insane. That's beautiful, bro. To be honest, that storyline
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: is so crazy how the fact like- Yes, yes. Disney, Maybelline,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: that's crazy. The main guy, Paco, he goes to boot camp. Military.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Military school. And then he becomes a detective. What's your favorite?
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: My favorite in that whole thing? Probably fucking... That food magic. Magic.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Favorite actor? Yeah, he did a great fucking job. Oh,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: favorite actor between the three main characters? No, no, no.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: The whole movie. Who caught your eye? Magic. I can't
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: believe he's the reason why Bro died. The main guy.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Because he's the one that made the mold of the
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: The comb. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know. I literally didn't
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: catch that the first time I watched it. Yeah, from
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: the soap. Yeah, so I had to watch it again.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: So I was like, whoa, this is fucked up, bro.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: And did you know that this guy was an NFL player? No, fuck.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck out. He was an NFL player. I
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: think he played for the Kansas City Chiefs, if I'm
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: not mistaken. I mean, he's huge, though. Look it up.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: He's a big Christian now, right? I don't know if
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: he is. Yeah, Victor Rivas was a football player. Cuban-American.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Just NFL. There you go. Get the fuck out of here.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: He had a one-year career. For the Miami Dolphins. Hold on,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: it's crazy. And he played for FSU, dog. Look at him.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: There he is. He's a football player. Get the fuck out.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Acting can really change the whole thing. This is going
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: to sound crazy.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: I think that one of the best actors in the
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: world is not going to sound crazy.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Big out. His character was very believable. He died. Yeah,
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: he died already, too. He's gone. He's gone. Hey, did
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: you guys ask him how much you have to get
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: paid for that scene? Yeah. For what scene? For the
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: licking the finger. I didn't know. We didn't interview him. Oh,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: I thought you guys, wait, who'd you guys interview? Popeye. Popeye, oh.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: And Popeye, which is crazy, fool, like, because when we
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: did the pod, like, and I kind of had more
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: or less known that he was, like, a theatrical, but
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: this fool was, like, Shakespearean actor. Really? Yeah. Yeah, like Shakespearean.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: That's something I would not. Theater, like fucking, you know,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: he or the, he or the type of motherfucker. You
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? He was like a fucking crazy actor.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: He didn't want to do the fucking role.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: When they offer him, again, you guys can ask him
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: all the questions, but he said that when they offered
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: him the role, he was like, threw away the script
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: because I don't want to do it. And then months later,
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: they were like, please, man, do the script. And then
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: when he went in for the audition, he didn't even study.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: He didn't do shit.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: He was just like, I'm just going to go in
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: here and hope I'm not even trying to get the role. Essentially,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: if he fucks up, he's fine. He did really well.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: When he grabbed the handle, he was like, Cinderella, go
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: get yourself another fella. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: just cool. He killed it. But that's why he, I mean, again,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: and I asked him, I was like, dude, how did
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: you come up with this, like, you know, the voice?
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: And he was like, bro, I'm just, you know, a
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: trained actor. You know? Yeah. He's very... He's super trained.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: He's like... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very animated, which worked
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: well for that particular character. Yeah, that's why Fu's like... No,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: I mean like the Fu from fucking Snowfall. What's his name?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Damson Idris. That Fu's fucking British. He did great. The
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Black Fu. No, Damson Idris, the guy that plays Snowfall. Oh, okay, dude.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Frank Saint? Yeah. He's literally from the UK. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Full accent. He did incredible as Frank Saint. Yeah. You
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: get what I'm saying? Yeah, out of all those characters,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I really like Big Al. Big Al. Yeah. He fucking
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: killed it in this room. He's definitely somebody, bro.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: That's why I like that. Man, no ray of sunshine
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: down there. Why don't you go here? Yeah, that was nuts.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: That was... That's tight, though. I like the skin you've
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: been doing with Popeye. Yeah. You guys look really related,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: by the way. Yeah, I know, right? Yeah, it's creepy
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: as shit. Pretty weird. Yeah, no, he's cool, man. He's cool.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Darker pigment, you know? Yeah, well, he's Panamanian. Whoa. Oh,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: he's a Panama. He's Panamanian, yeah. Wow, I had no clue.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: So none of them were Mexican, eh? Yeah, no, he
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: has some cool stories, man.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: When you guys have him on here, man, I'll hook
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: you guys up. He has some pretty cool fucking stories, man. Nah, man,
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: I'd be so excited. He'll break you off with some
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: cool shit, man.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: How's the radio today? Radioing? It's radioing, my boy. Oh,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: you just came back from there? Yeah. Nice. How was that?
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: That's the same question, you dumb bitch. Do you ever
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: do any of your voices on there? All the time.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Can you do some Mickey real quick? What? Mickey Mouse.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Mickey Mouse? Yeah. Have I done that? I think I have.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: You've done Mickey Mouse? Oh, motherfucker. I don't know. I
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: love your skits, man. Thank you, man. Very nice. It
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: looks like you put a lot of thought and effort
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: into them. I used to. But then he started radio.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I get tired, fool. By the time I get out,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: I'm tired. I mean, how did you and Jay Valentino, like,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: did you guys get a paint job? Someone painted you guys?
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: For what? When you guys turned into avatars?
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Who painted you guys? Avatars. We had a makeup artist
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: come through, and then we had another makeup artist come through,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: and then I think the last time we just kind
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: of did it versus. No. Tortarbi did it, huh? Tortarbi,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: the homegirl Stephanie, she did it. But yeah, you just
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: come and paint her face and then up to the
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: neck and then we just throw on the suit and
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: that was it. Fire, fire, fire.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: We got you the costume and you never.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: No, no, I couldn't that day. You wanted me to...
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: What the fuck, you wanted me to paint the Tortar Barbie? No,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: we just want you to paint a fat avatar. But
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: that's even out of the question now. Now we can't
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: even do that. There's still a belly. Yeah, no, I
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: think it'll look great, dude. I think it'll look funny.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: How was the radio? It was good? Yeah, it was fun.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: It was fun. I mean, it's fun every day, dog.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: What are you... Dude, do you have a separate radio voice?
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: It's more... No, it's no... Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Come on. Everybody has a separate radio voice. Hey, man,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Hey, Los Angeles. Yeah, you do.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: Hey, come on.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Give us a little bit of something. Give us a
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: little bit. I still have video when you do your weather. Koreatown,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: upside down frown. I talk the same, bro. No, okay.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? Like, I'm like, hey, what's up, guys? Yeah, literally, literally.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: That's what it is. You do the weather? No, no, no.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I do the weather, fool. Hey, you know what?
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: I feel fucked up because I know a lot of
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: people went to meteorology school, fool, and then here I come, fool,
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: not even graduated from high school doing the weather.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: What the fuck do I know about? Hey, hey, hey, hey.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: It's time to say the Brombeck shit in the morning
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: when we turn on the radio. Brombeck! Brombeck! When all
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: you guys say it all at once, right? No. Brown bag,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: brown bag, brown. No? Is that not how it goes? Oh, yeah.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: It's the one where different foods are saying brown bag? Yeah.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know if we do that anymore. I don't
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: know if they do that sweep no more. Oh, that's
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: what it's called. It's a sweep. It's a sweep, yeah.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: So it's like they just kind of, you know, it's
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: on the board and they play it and then it's
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: like brown bag, brown bag, brown bag. Yeah, it's like that.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: It's like that. You're definitely not a radio voice. I
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: don't do it. No, I don't think purposely. I'm not
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: saying you. Yeah, I don't do radio voice. It's just
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: like you get in a work mode. Because I'm not
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: going to lie.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Some people do have like sportscasters.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: Like, oh my God, going down the five yard line.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: I don't fucking do that. It has to be me, bro.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Some people do go to broadcasting school and they have
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: to learn. But I think that when you do that,
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: you become generic, right?
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then you just sound like everybody else. There's
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: a reason why guys like Ryan Seacrest and Big Boi,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: they are who they are because they are original to
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: who they want to sound like. And so when you
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: become very generic, like, hey, what's up? 105.9. It's going down.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Call in right now. You know what I'm saying? Then
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: you become a part of just the stratosphere of radio
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: and yeah, it's like like everybody else like everyone else,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: you know Carter.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: If you have to do a let's say you got
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: a Toyota deal you have to promote it, but you're
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: I may have something for.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: You Let me see let me see what I have
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: you know what I like Let me see what I
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: have here for you right now. Okay.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: All right, the biggest issue would be you know, so
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: this might go ahead and read the Go ahead and.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Predict I'll read the uh, it's not gambling guys.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: It's predictions Hey, shut the fuck up Okay, all right
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: yeah Radio voice.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Keep in mind, it's 7 a.m. People are taking their
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: kids to school. You have to wake them up. You're
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: keeping them entertained. Yeah. Three, two, one. Yo, it's Concrete
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: for the Brought Back This Morning. No, no. It's Jakarta.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: You're Jakarta, fool. It's Jakarta. Hey, what's up? It's JK.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Or whatever you want to throw in there. Okay. Can
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I just say concrete now? No, it wasn't you. Good morning.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Am I still from Brown Bag Mornings? Yes. Yeah, whatever.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: You can do fucking Jakarta mornings. It's cool? Yeah, raising
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: up with Allah. Let's go. Wake up with Allah. You
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: wake up and broom that fucking carpet. Let's go, everybody.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Let's go roll up that carpet. Let's get the hell
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: out of here. All right, you guys shut the fuck up. Okay,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: let's go. It's Friday, 12 p.m. It's your Friday prayer.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: That's it. That's true, though. That is. That's real. Yo,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: it's Jakarta from Jakarta. Mornings on Power 106. What's going on, guys?
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Am I waiting for people to talk back or no?
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Because I can't hear you. No, you, baby. You, you, you, you, baby. Yo,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: but Jakarta's got some fun at Camry and President. He's
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: going to be like, hey, what's up, Jakarta? No, you
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: stupid bitch. Hey, what's up? Or maybe can I press
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: a button where it's like, woo, like applause? Yeah, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: All right, go ahead, go ahead. Yo, it's Jakarta. Just
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: slow down. Slow down. No, because I think it has
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: to be fast-paced. It doesn't have to be fast-paced.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: No.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Yo, it's Jakarta from Jakarta Mornings on Power 106. What's
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: going on, man? No. Hey, what's up? The NBA's... Oh, yeah. No,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: that was about everything I had. You fucking suck, dog. Yeah, well,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: that's why I'm not on the radio. So, go ahead, you.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: You want to read it? I also didn't read those either. Just...
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I think Letty and Vic knew that I couldn't read.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Switch PP for... Switch PP for... I don't know where
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I went. Oh, fuck. I think Letty and Vic knew
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I couldn't read. So, they're just like, hey, dude, just
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: say hi. Yeah. All right. Hey, guys. Yo, good morning,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Your boy Duno from Brown Bag Morning. And today, Vic's
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: girl finally posted him. Let's talk about it. That's all
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: It is definitely harder, though.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: At least for me, it was hard to go from
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: podcasting to being like three to one.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: One time, my phone went off. Not me today.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: That sounds like a huge deal, though, Keith. Yeah, because
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: think about it. Let's say there's an old... The frequencies. No,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: it's not... No, it's just that people hear their... Like,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: the mics are very sensitive, just like these are. So
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: if the phone dings, right? Ding! People are going to
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: look at their phones while they're driving. They're going to
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: think it's their phone. Yeah.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: And then the car crash might happen. Or also, let's
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: say your alarm goes off and people are listening to radio.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: They don't expect us. They might think the world is
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: fucking ending. And it's just you forgot to turn on
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: your sleeping alarm.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That sounds dumb as fuck. I'm pretty sure if
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: someone's alarm went off while I was listening to the radio,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't think the apocalypse was about to happen. Are
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: you stupid? When you get an iPhone, do you look
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: at your phone, you dumb bitch? Hell not, because I... Ooh.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I can't. Hell not, because you're the one doing it. No,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: but right now, that's one of the reasons, right, too, right? Yeah,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: you don't want people, yeah, they don't want people to panic. Yeah, panic.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Yesterday during the Dodgers game, the Amberler went off and
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: all the TVs in the bar, in the brewery. Yeah,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: you had the press. Yeah. The dude ran over and
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: was like, change this shit, change this shit. He was like,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: fuck the abduction, dude. Fuck the abduction. The Dodgers are playing.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: It happened down the street. Fuck the abduction. It did.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: It happened in Torrance, right? It was like in Torrance.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Did they find the child? It was a baby dog.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: It was fucked, man. Some of the people kidnap the babies, bro.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: That's too dark. We went really dark. That's too dark.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: That's too dark. No. Okay. Well, we're back. I'm at Marnie.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: But yeah, that happens. You have to turn on your room.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: But that was my biggest thing. Do you guys have a,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: what is it? Prediction? What is it? Cali. No. Jesus Christ. Polymarket. Polymarket. Oh, Polymarket. Okay.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Do you guys have a read for that? No, no,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: but above but for now we could curse. Yeah. Oh
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: you guys can well.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: Because it's for you too Hey guys fucking predict and
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: that's a touchdown.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: That was my hardest thing. I used to cuz a
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: lot and let me would just look at me in
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: prison dumb But it at the same time. Yeah, that's
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: the only thing. Yeah. Well, I mean right here. Thank
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: God like wow I don't like cussing. Well, I get
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: really really. Yeah, I'm trying to stop it What I
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: can't change for the better trying those I No, it's good. Yeah. Yeah,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I think if you could take it... You know what
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I've been doing for... I've been cussing a lot less
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: in my stand-up. That's nice. And I feel like it's
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: been hitting a little more than usual because I'm finding
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: other words. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you don't have a
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: dirty fucking mouth anymore. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Why'd you have
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: to say it like that? It's the truth. Dirty fucking mouth.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I've been... I've.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: Been cussing a little less and I don't drink no
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: more because the seltzer is making me burp during my.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I definitely don't... I definitely don't drink like
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: how I used to. Well, who's... Fucking black guy? That's
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: just a black guy. Don't panic. Fuck, you fucking scared me, man.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: I thought it was a fucking sticker. What's up, Six? No, no, no.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Six is an open-toed sandal black guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: you are. Yeah, you are. That's fine. Oh, jeans and
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: flip-flops kind of guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: You're one of the black guys like you can't park
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: over here.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Bro Do you live in this neighborhood I need to
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: know right.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Six year dog, what are they called? Your father was
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: an HBCU Oh shit, I joined that's crazy the family
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: brother join the club man.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would I When I look at black frats
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: and I look at Latino frats, they got it.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: You didn't see the Latinos doing the... Oh, the fuck, yeah. Wait,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: which one was that one? When they danced. When they
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: were doing the extra great. Yeah, like when they were
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: doing the... What is that called? Is it like peacocking
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: or what is it called? Peacocking, no. It's not like
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: a mating call. Search up Mexican frats, yeah. Oh, the first.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: The first. Yeah, that shit is... I was making fun of,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: shout out to homie Gerson. He was part of a frat.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: He invited me to a party one time.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: They're wild guys. No, but Gerson's not part of a Hispanic.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: He's part of a Hispanic. Well, he went to Cal
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: State LA. There's no black frats there.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Whoa, really? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just our location. And
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: then I think they do something where they say they're
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: the first. It kind of looks like Power Rangers. Really?
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Can we look up? You guys know what I'm talking about?
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: And they all have like Kappa, Beta, Alpha.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: They're like Roman. Oh, there it is. Look.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Greetings, we're the brothers of left to beat the fight.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: Left to treat it in corporate.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here. Pause this stupid shit.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Hell no, bro. This is a black person thing. I
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: need the Mexicans to give it back to the black people.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. This is crazy. I know. Black people,
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: they be like... Can we look at a black frat stop?
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Can we look at a black frat?
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Mama, mama, Isaac, which is the one that likes it.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: The mama. They made a movie out of black people stepping. Yeah, literally.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: That's how good they are, bro. They're so soulful, man.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: These two need to get arrested. The first. The first.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: The first Latino where they're East and the West, man.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: That's fucking. All of them say you keep killing college
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck. They could have just said news.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Look at that. Look how soulful that is, man. Oh, hey, man. Nah, nah, nah. Six,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: that one's wrong. Six, that one's wrong. Nah, not six.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Go to the cool one. Why do you want to
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: go for the gay one, Six? Go to the cool one. No, no,
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: that one's going to be gay too, Six. No, no, no. Oh,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: this is a gay frat? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, you're
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: not making them look good at all. No, Six, these
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: are gang six. Yeah. Where's the cool ones? Where's the
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: cool ones? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, Six, is it
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: for the mating? Oh, look at that. That's cool. Yeah,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: depends on that one. Oh, that's play. Look at that.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: That's so dope. I just... Wait, Six, so is this
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: a mating call? No, it's not a mating call. They
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: didn't call. Oh, you know what they got their shirts on?
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: They're animals? You're calling them animals? You mean they're peacocking? Peacocking,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: mating call. No, I don't think so. In a way,
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: it's peacocking. No, no. Yeah, right? It is. It was
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: the one the old fools do at their wedding when
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: they do the... That's the same with the same person. Nah,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: when the old fools do it, like the lemon pepper stepper.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: When my stepdad and mom got married, they were doing that,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: like all the old fools. Did that make you want
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: to join? Nah. Nah? Nah. They're backing me going out
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: right after.
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: It's like, all right, bro, hang it up.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Nah, when I saw Step Up, I definitely, for a minute,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: I wanted to be black a little bit. You mean
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Stomp the Yard. Stomp the Yard. Oh, yeah, that one.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Step Up's the one with fucking moves. Step Up, is
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: that what the stepdad one was? No, no, Step Up.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: That's not a black movie. Step up the world with fucking...
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Stomp the yard, right? Stomp the yard. Stomp the yard
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: where Chris Brown dies at the beginning. That was awful.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: That was awful, man. They didn't have the budget for
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Chris Brown. They didn't have the budget for Chris Brown.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Kill that nigga right away. Every... Oh, whoa. Hey, yo. Man, Jakarta.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: You know what? Let's just take out that whole thing.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Kill that man right away. Timestamp that. We'll take that part.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say boy for a minute. No,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: we got to take that shit out. He felt comfortable.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: You make him feel comfortable, 6. I'm actually talking about
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: people being uncomfortable. If you guys haven't seen, a lot
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: of women are uncomfortable on the internet right now, bro.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Do you know why they're uncomfortable? Because my boy, Shane Gilley, bro.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Shane Gilley. The joke that Shane Gilley said was, I
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: went to the gym the other day. I guess girls
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: are just dressing like whores now.
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: There's a lot of context. I've watched the whole thing.
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: It's really good. The buildup is good. And then a
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: lot of people were, when it.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Comes to- I do think- They just drank that little pee. Yeah.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: I do think it didn't hit how you thought it
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: was going to hit. Really? Because that shit hit me
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: like a butt. Well, also, but you got to understand
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: that comedy is subjective. He did that on SNL. Obviously,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: right now, with everything going on, with everything going on, fool.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: America watching. Yeah, fool. I think. And at a comedy club,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: that would have hit. Yeah, for sure. That would have killed, fool.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: He's shankin' this, fool. You don't get to SNL by
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: just being a- a whack-ass comedian. Rob Markman, Jr.: Fuck no.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: He's funny, bro. He's funny. Rob Markman, Jr.: He's hilarious.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: I think he's hilarious. But it's comedy subjective. Rob Markman, Jr.:
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: I think he has a joke and it's hilarious because
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: it's reminiscent of the, not the Down syndrome. He has
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: a Down syndrome joke, but you had a- Oh, about-
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, Jr.: About his cousin that just has like-
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: He'd be bringing his own grilled cheese. That shit is
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: clever and it doesn't come off like you're a fucking asshole.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: It doesn't come off as insensitive. It's just a really
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: good way of how to make a joke that might
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable and then make people laugh at the situation.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Do you think people are reacting this way because he
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: said it very abrupt in a sense? No, we're just
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: in an era of sensitivity. Because obviously I knew he
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: was joking. I don't think he hates women. The fuck?
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: That was the last thing I thought of.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: I don't think Shane Gillis usually makes jokes like that even.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: I think Shane Gillis pushes the button with the Trump shit,
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: the Jew shit. He's more, I guess, political jokes.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: I could be wrong. I don't watch Shane. He does.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: He does.
• 58:17
  Speaker 6: The way it was built up was that he was
• 58:19
  Speaker 6: bettering himself. He got skinny. He was like, I started
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: losing weight. I went to hike. I can't hike because
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: I look like a weirdo.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: This and that.
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: Basically building it up. He was like, I started trying
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: to go to the gym. Who was going to tell
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: me that?
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: But he also has a scene from Tires, right, where
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: he's looking at the girl. Yeah, in the gym.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: So I think what he's trying to say, that man
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: can't even look anymore. Yeah.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: And with everything going on right now with the corner seven,
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: It was just an easy ridicule. Like, let's get this fool. Actually.
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: One of his final hits was, you can find me
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: in like 50 different TikToks now. The whole crowd fucking.
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: It was a good lead up to it, but. They
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: just clip that one part.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: And that's how usually social media works. They'll clip those
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: shit that's, you know.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: People were killing me in Jakarta for saying we hate
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: fat bitches that wear rompers.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: And I was like, fool. And then they reacted to me.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: And then they put a picture of me in a
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: white shirt They said I don't think fat bitches should
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: wear white shirts neither and that really hurt my feelings
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: That I agree. That's a great comeback. Oh, yeah. Oh,
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: they did him way worse than me Oh, yeah, I
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: saw yeah, the white girls went in Yeah. So good.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: The fat white girl? It was good, though. It worked out.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: It's fine. How much publicity? A fat poor bitch. Yeah.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: How much publicity did you guys get off of that?
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Not a lot. Priceless. It hurt my feelings a lot, though. Well,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: you know what it was, fool? I hate that. You
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: guys can predict on Polly Market whether I cry tonight
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: or tomorrow. Fat bitches weren't mad. It's not what you
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: guys think. The fat girls weren't mad. The fat girls
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: were mad. They were laughing. It was the wolf. The
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: wolf girls are protecting fat girls. Yeah, it's not. It's
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: the protector of all women. What do they call those, bro?
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: What do they call those? The wolf women. No, there's a.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: The she bitches. What is it? No, no, there's a
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: word for that girl that's like. She's not thirsty, okay?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Thank you. What do they call those girls? Oh, the fridge.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: The fridge. Yeah, the bitch that protects the snacks. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: You know? But women are also like the most lying.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: She doesn't want your number. She doesn't want your number. Bitch,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: no one wants your number. Fucking big bitch. A jerk
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: be lying to bitches. I've seen a jerk. How would
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: you fridge a bitch for Duno? Easily? How, how? Well,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: first I have to see what... He's not hungry. Well,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: he is, but not from you. Literally. I'd be like,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. That's what I would hit him.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: think so. You're not his type. I frisked some shit
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: when I knew I wasn't going to get no play.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: He frizzed some shit before conning. Just the other day,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: the homie Poet's downstairs with some girl, and they're playing pool.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: He's doing the thing where he's behind the girl. He's
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: trying to know how to hit it. He is? No, no, no.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: The homie Poet. I go downstairs, and I'm looking at
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: him and the girl, and I go, hey, Poet, that
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: rash is gone already or no? That's good. That's good.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Did you get medicine for that already? No, but he
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: came before me, and he's like, dude, no.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: Why does Poe have a bitch and I don't and
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: I'm talented? And I was like, I don't know what
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: to tell you. He's like, what should I do? And
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: at first he was going to be like, hey, Poe.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Poe, your girl know you're here? And I was like,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: and he's like, nah, that's too far. And he's like, okay,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say the rash one. He went down.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: I heard the commotion. He came back up. He went
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: to his room. Went to his room and went to sleep.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: I wasn't mad that I didn't have a bitch. I
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: was just mad that this was happy. Yeah. Like, my
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: homie Poe doesn't deserve happiness right now. Imagine the girl's like,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: you have a rash too? Like, it all backfires. Poe just...
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: You have herpes too? Can I see yours? Let's rash together.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: The girl said, the girl said, no, please tell me,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: someone tell me if he has a rash. He was like,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: fuck it, bitch. Whatever. I don't care. No, no, no.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: But Jakarta definitely frizzed some shit. For sure. I don't
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: give a fuck. I caught that for one time and
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: I was like, frizzing? Frizzing? No, he was like, he
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: went like this. That's a new thing. He went like this.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: We're sitting down and it was, and it was like,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: kind of like, maybe towards the beginning of the tour,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: and it was me, the.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Girl, her homegirl.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: She could have sent me to Jakarta. She wanted to
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: do it with Jakarta, so she's sitting in front of
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: her friend. I'm on the homegirl, Jakarta's like. She starts
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: blowing air towards the bitches.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: Hot air. I don't like these bitches. They're real bitches.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah. No, no, no. Not because they
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: didn't want to fuck. One of them's going to suck
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: my dick and you're hating. Not because the other bitch
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: didn't want nothing to do with me. Personally, I didn't
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: want anything to do with her. Really? Well, personally, I
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: don't even remember the situation. But I guarantee it's exactly
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: how you said it. You fridged yourself? Probably fridged myself.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: And you're like. Did you end up, you know? No. Okay,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: then why be mad, bro? You started arguing with the
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: other bitch. Maybe that bitch was talking shit. And I
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: shouldn't take her friend with her because she don't even
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: want to kick it. By the way, she should have
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: never arrived. I don't think so. Not you. Not you.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: I bet. Do you think gay foods fridge gay foods? Absolutely.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: For sure. Yeah? Yeah. Fridging is a new term that
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: we're talking about. It's when the less attractive friend... Wants
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: to stop the more attractive friend from getting any type
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: of boy. Lesbians are the worst fridgers. Really? The dyke
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: homers are haters. Like, bitch, I would fuck you, but
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: you don't want dick. That's not what I was thinking.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: I'm saying if the dyke dressed like a woman, I'd
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: probably want a boner. But I don't know how you
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: look because you decided to be one of us.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Do we have any dyke friends? Me and you? Oh,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: would I be the dyke friend? No, no. I mean,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: you do look like a... I mean, low key? A
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: little bit. Do you look like a dyke that finally
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: decided to cut her hair? You know how they go.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: Through that one awkward stage, fool, of just, like, hair
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: up top and they just.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: I got the dyke hair.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait. So I just did step one? I just
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: did step one? No, you went straight through. Like, you
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: already accepted your gayness. Did I change my name yet? Ah, yeah.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: What were your dyke names? Jessica. No. No, no, no.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Let's say my girl name was Jessica. So I'm Jesse... Nah,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: they don't. Nah, I'm Jerome. They don't keep it close.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: I'm Jerome. Nah, not Jerome. Yeah. What am I? What
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: are you? You know what haircut he has? You know,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: like those older Samadori ladies? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, he has
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: that one. Why are you guys making fun of my haircut?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: That looks good. Yeah, I like it. I'm actually getting
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: a haircut today, so why don't you fuck off, bitch?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: He got the Nia Long from Friday haircut. All right,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: why don't you take off your hat? I already called it.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Take off your hat. I already fooled. What? There's nothing fool.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: It is what it is. I'm a mess. Okay, all right.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: See, when you accept it, it feels a lot better.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just accept it. I'm a lesbian butch. You got the... Yeah,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: look it up. Knee-long haircut. See? You got the knee-long... Damn,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: she's been looking good since forever. How does she look now?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: You know, she looks better now. And look up Coop
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: from fucking.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: Shut up, bitch.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Coop from fucking All-American? You got me fucked up. Oh, yeah.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: You got me fucked up. Smash or pass? In the
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: second one, smash. Her with the hoodie, pass. What? You're
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: not smashing the second pick where she has lipstick on?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man. Is it because she's like a
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: guy or because she's black? It's risky, huh? Both. No,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm, you know. You're smashing? Huh? I'm married, man.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Smashing all pictures. I can't be seeing things like that. Oh,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: it doesn't even show no more of the HDMI. What
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: happened with the HDMI cable? We were having trouble.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: That's because E came in. He doesn't know how to act.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: Shit started malfunctioning.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: His head started hurting. Dude, they sell the good ones
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: at Best Buy. Oh, no, the thing is we have
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: the good ones. We have the new one. It's just
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: that they're going to plug it in. He didn't want
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: to show E his real muscles. Oh, there it is.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: There it is. It's like a weird thing going on.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: So what... What's new? I see you posted something new
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: today on the IG. Matt's Included. Is it finally coming out? Yeah, Thanksgiving. Oh,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: thank God, man. Thanksgiving. Shout out Matt's Included.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: I've been waiting for Matt's Included to come out.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: I've seen the clip before. I'm still very offended that
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not a part of it, but I forgive you. No,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: but we're going to do a second season. Oh, you're
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: going to do a second season? I can't say. Well,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: we can say. It's called Furry Bandits. Oh, Furry Bandits.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Come on, can you get it? You want to be
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: in it? You want to be in it? I'd love to. Okay, good.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: You're in. That's kind of what they call me, the
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Furry Bandit. Oh, yeah. I'm winking. I'm winking right now.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Can't wink.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: Your hard-ass glasses stop you from winking. Yeah, so it
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: comes out Thanksgiving Day.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Hell, yeah. So it's like a holiday vibe. Straight to consumer. Okay.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: Straight to consumer. So is that off the website? Amazon Prime.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Amazon Prime. That's it. Straight to consumer, brother.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: And then eventually, we're in talks to get it on the,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: what's that platform?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Bigger platforms? Yeah. Which one? YouTube? Yes, Tubi. Tubi. By
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: the way, I want you to know right now, Tobi's
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: giving deals. It is. It is. My homie just got
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: a $ 300, 000 bag. Really? Yeah, bro. Oh, yeah, $ 400, 000. What
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: the fuck? So you're excited for this?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm excited for it, man. I'm just excited to
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: put something out. People are like, hey, man, put something out, bro.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Like, do some shit.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: And, you know, the fact that I've even waited this
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: long after Glico and stuff like that, I'm like, I
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: just want to put something.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Out, bro, you know? That's nice. That's nice. I know
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: it's going to be hilarious, bro.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like, fuck, we're just sitting there on
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: the drive, you know? So, I mean, we finally got
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: the audio done. Everything's, the foleys, the music, you know,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: all that shit. Because you just can't use any music,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: you know?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, copyright.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: Copyright, all that shit. And I didn't want to do
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: none of that. So, we got, like, you know, the
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: homie Vic Damone. He went and did a brand new
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: score for it. And, you know, but I already just
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: put it out. So, it takes three weeks to, you know...
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Get it together on Amazon Prime.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you just upload it like if you were
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: to upload a YouTube video? It's just like anything else,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: like a podcast or anything. Oh, really? Yeah. But it
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: does have to get approved because of copyrights and all
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: that shit. But quality-wise? It takes like three weeks. But quality-wise,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: do you have to upload a certain way? There is
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: a certain... Bless you, goddamn motherfucker. Bless you, brother. Bless you.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: All right, season three, sorry. Go ahead, continue. Yeah, there
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: is a certain fucking upload code, but I mean, you know,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: once we get to that, like, you know, they're going
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: to send us like, they tell you what to do.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: I'm proud of you, big guy. Thank you, man. So
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: we'll see what happens, bro. We'll see what happens. Yeah,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: I'm excited for that.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: I want to shoot Furry Bandits. We have about fucking 45,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: 50 pages, so it's like I just kind of want
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: to shoot it and just start dropping shit, bro, and
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: just start showing people.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: That we can do narrative shit. If you do want
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: us to be in it, we would like a- I'm
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: already in it, bitch. Don't speak for me. If you
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: want us to be in it, we would do it. Bitch,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: I'm already in it. Don't speak for me. Okay, if
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: you want me to be in it, I just need
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: a trailer. One of the big ones, the bigger ones
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: they have. Just let me know. sure thank you yeah
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: how many carpets would you like in there just all
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: carpet actually all no no floor just all carpet all
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: carpet fucking full carpet.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: And and and i am happy to see it because
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: i i was there through your stressful process of i've
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: seen you on text messages and phone calls it's a
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: lot of work you didn't always look the happiest in
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: those yeah i mean yeah and people think it's like
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: a fucking like, oh, it's, you know, it is.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's not a full length feature, but it's
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: considered a feature. It's 40 minutes, but it just, it
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: wasn't meant to be a feature film. It's just, it
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: was like a pilot. Let's just see what happens. And
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: if people like it, cool. If not, then we just
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: keep pushing and do something else, you know?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. That's all it is, right? You have to
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: test waters out first and keep pushing. Yeah, and there's
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: nothing like testing waters with your own money. I don't
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: feel like if this shit doesn't do good, I'm going
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: to feel bad for an investor.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: Obviously, we do have one investor, but we all came
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: with the idea that we were just going to try
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: shit and see if it works.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: And if it works, then we keep pushing. But we're
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: not going to stop making films and creating shit. No, no, no.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Everything should always be good. The main thing is just
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: not waiting for the... Because you've been sitting on it
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: for a minute. It's almost a year and a half,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: two years almost, right? Two years, 2024. We shot it
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: during October, November of 2024. If you want to.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Know how I remember, because me and Marty were in
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: Portland and we got fucked on the way back.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: That's why he didn't make it to that one day. Okay.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: And on the way back. Oh, yeah, yeah, yes. That Monday.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: He got delayed, right?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: And Marty, and you know, like any other human, he
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: has to get from one job to another.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So he's not the happiest that it's lagging. And
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: he was. And we had to re-movie. You know, Marty. Yeah,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: we didn't do reshoots.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: We added to the story because it was like plot holes. Yeah,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: so we're like, fuck, you know, now we got to
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: go and shoot like another day. So we ended up
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: shooting like two more days just to kind of fill in.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: some more storyline and just kind of put it together.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: It's not easy making a film. A lot of people,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: you know, people talk shit on social media. Oh, a
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: fucking Tubi movie looking at shit or whatever. But it's like, bro,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: like just to do fucking 20, even if you just do.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: A 10 minute short film, it's a lot of fucking work, bro,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: you know? And because people are just so, you know,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: they're critical and they become ungrateful because they're so used
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: to seeing Marvel movies and all this shit that looks amazing.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: But when you got motherfuckers like us doing independent shit,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: like we get shitted on, but they don't know this. Like, dude,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: we did it with our own pennies. You know what
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? We're doing what we can.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: And as long as we do it and we able
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: to create, because I always say like, well, why don't
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: we make our own movies? Well, because you motherfuckers always
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: talk shit about it. And we're doing the best we
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: can with what we have, with the ability that we have,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: you know?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: I wish you brought Benny back. Oh, Benny was one
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: of my first YouTube shits that I did. That shit
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: was so tight. And you filmed that, huh? I did
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: it myself, bro. What was Benny? Benny was like, can
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: I explain that to you, Greg?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: Benny was a short story about a kid in the hood,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: but Khan made it like very, it was very dramatic,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: very emotional.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: You dropped two episodes? Two episodes, bro. And then, because
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: COVID hit. Oh, so that's why it stopped. That's why
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: we stopped doing it, because COVID hit. I think I
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: see DMs, like, hey, I want to be in one
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: of these episodes. But you never brought it back, right?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: No, and then just COVID hit, and then the homie
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: just got older, so he didn't look like a teenager
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: no more. So it was like, well, fuck, I think
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: Benny's done, you know? But Benny did really good on
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: social media.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: That shit hit. First time my boy, L2R.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so basically, like, him and his brother go to
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: a liquor store, and his brother gets shot. or his
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: brother gets shot, but in his mind, they're still running home.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: And when he walks through the door, he notices that
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: his brother's not with them. So he runs back and
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: his brother's laying on the ground at the liquor store.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like a little- How come you already
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: dropped those? I mean, obviously right now you're promoting Matt's Included,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: but what I'm saying is just to show what you- Bro,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: that shit was sick. I was like, oh, this is tight.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: It was still on YouTube? Yeah, dude.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: I was doing- Literally, bro, I was doing what they're
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: doing now, which is like verticals, bro. Only that we
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: were doing it 16 by 9.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: So we were doing like this, but it was- two
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: minute episodes, two or three minute episodes, something like that, right?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: I think it was like five minute episodes. I think
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: the most was five, I think the second one. Yeah,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: but I was just doing small episodes.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: But very emotional, intense. Like it was, well, cause you know,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: what makes it dope is that Khan is known for comedy.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: So when you do intense shit. So is it kind
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: of hard too when you try to transition and people
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: are like, oh, they're still expecting your old shit in
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: a sense? Do you get what I'm saying? Well, that's
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: what happened with Klikon. Yeah. People were like, hey, you're
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: not funny in that shit. I was like, well, I'm
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: not supposed to be. Yeah.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: They expected me to be funny and I get it
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: because they're so accustomed to seeing fucking funny, right? That
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: when they saw me in that shit, they were like, wait,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: what the fuck?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: What's going on? What's going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: maybe it's like, oh, he wasn't that funny. You're like, bro,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: It's kind of the same situation with me seeing Mark
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: Wahlberg in Fear.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean before I threw me off before
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: fear Mark Wahlberg was a beating up old Vietnamese people
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: So I mean, you know rappers. Yeah. No, he was
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: beating this shit out of Vietnamese people in the fuck.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: He's from where's Boston Boston Yeah, yeah, he went to
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: jail shit for that. So yeah, so I don't know I.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: Was the root fear Yeah, cuz even when even when
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: I woke I wasn't really there for a lot of
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: your click I seen but the ones I wasn't I
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: was like Oh, Con's not playing Con.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: Well, it's actually- Yeah, Con's not playing Con in a sense. Yeah.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: But as an actor, you don't want to just do
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: funny shit. You want to expand your repertory, you know? Well, yeah,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: because funny, comedy funny, it dies out, right? Yeah.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: You know, the shit that they did in the 90s
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: isn't necessarily what hit now with comedy, right?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course not, I know.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: Like Dumb and Dumber and shit like that, even though
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: those are classics, I don't know how they would resonate now.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: You know, that's why comedy changes and it's always evolving
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: and it's, you know, so, yeah, if we don't want
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: to be a comedic actor forever, no, I want to
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: do some serious shit too, you know, some regular action shit,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: you know?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: What is the other shit you did? I know it
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: was kind of like, it was like when you were
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: like a drug husband. Oh, that was... Real life? No,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: Sam's Cry. Sam's crack. So that's a true story. In
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: real life, right? That was a true story. That was
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: Sam's crack. It was about a kid that he gets
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: put in the system and then the system, they were
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: giving him medicine and they basically injected him with something
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: that killed him.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: And the dad was like a rolling stone. He's a
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: real dude. He played music and all that shit. But
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: he wasn't around.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: So he ends up dying and they end up suing
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: the county of LA and shit like that. Oh, it's real? Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: but Carl played like a serious role in that one. Remember?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: You were like, I didn't know how I felt about
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: that one. Yeah, because I had to be a fucking
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: DV guy. I'm not a fucking violent dude, so it
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: was kind of cool to play that, though. But when
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: I saw the scene, I was like, what a fucking jerk.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: You kind of see yourself and you're like, what the fuck?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: You would have been able to play that role? Shit
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: like nothing. Like nothing, homie, huh? Just tap in, give
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: me two seconds. You're not supposed to actually slap the bitch, dude.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: I thought we wanted it to be. Nah, I'm a method.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: How do you pretend? I've never done no shit like that.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: How do you pretend? They just put the camera on
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: the floor? And you just pretended to hit the camera?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that. I forgot how we did it,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: but it's the old fucking.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: There's a method called roll the glass across the bar.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: And you just kind of like.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: It's like this, and then the camera sits behind the
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: person that's getting slapped. So it's like the camera would
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: be here, and I would just snap my neck. And
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: then so... When you snap your neck, it kind of
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: seems like you're getting slapped from behind. It's basically optical
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: magic camera illusion. It's an optical illusion type thing? Yeah.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, in the movie, this is the end. Some
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: people do get slapped on. In the movie, this is
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: the end. Michael Cera was supposed to smack Rihanna's ass.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: And Rihanna's supposed to smack him in the face. And
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: he asked if he could smack her ass for real.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: And she said, yeah, but I have to smack your
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: face every time.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: And then he said, yeah. So we'll see when that first...
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: Are you taking that deal?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. I've gotten a smack for free before. With Jakarta,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: no means no. What the fuck? You ain't got to
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: tell me twice. Yes, they do. No, they don't. What
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: the fuck are you guys trying to insinuate, bro? That's
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: a weird fucking joke. Very weird fucking joke, you fucking immigrants. Really?
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: How's Torben without me? Quiet. Fuck you. Quiet. It's only
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: me and Jerry in the green room. And Jerry's barber
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: is full. And Jerry's barber is full. Now we miss you, man.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: And Jerry's barber? And Jerry's barber. They all hang out? Nah,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: they go to his room. He has every guy go
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: to his room. It's weird. Yeah, but now it's not
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: touring with fucking Duno, man, the little brother around, kicking
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: up dust. Now I got to deal with this guy.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: I kind of understand you guys now. Now you know
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: what we went through. Yeah, yeah. Okay. But now I'm
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: like super low. And I want to apologize publicly. You're
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: super low what? Like I'm not going crazy on tour anymore, neither.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: You want to know why? You want to know why?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: He burnt out already? No. No, I got reprimanded.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: He got on stage and he's like. So we, at first,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: it was like, I would do, we would do the
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: whole show. And then at the end, I would bring
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: Jakarta out for 10 minutes and we'll do a podcast.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: One time he got plastered and then he told the girl.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, what's up with blood? Oh, shit. And then
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: I said- And then he called her all types of like-
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: And then I told her, I called her all types
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: of bitch. Ugly. Ugly ass bitch. But she was talking
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: shit to me first. And then so I, in my head,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: I was like- But she wasn't like ugly bitch. She
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: was just kind of like being like- No, she told me,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: she told me, she was like, sit down little bitch.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: And she did it. Swear. And then I went, who
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: the bitch were you talking? And I totally forgot there
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: was a crowd behind me. A show happening. Yeah, a
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: show happening. And that was one of the most embarrassing
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: moments of my life. And that never happened again. Good.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: Do you have to go through those growing pains? Yeah.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: That's good. That's like bombing almost, you know? I know.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: It was a bomb. It was a bomb. I bombed it.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: I bombed a few times. And then what were you
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: doing at that time? You were like, oh, man. No way.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: It was one of those things to where I could do. No,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: he was sober. I was sober. I've been sober on
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: stage for a while. Oh, so you've been like, oh,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: this is- So I was looking at it like, in
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: that organic. I love how we always go back to
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: this when we talk about it. Thank you guys for
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: reminding me about this, too. Oh, you brought this up before? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: We bring this shit up every few episodes. No, but
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: we're talking to somebody that dealt with me doing stupid
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: shit like that. Yeah, but I don't think- Well, you
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: never did stupid shit like that. Well, no.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: I never said blood on stage, but I definitely don't
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: remember my.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: Last set on Vegas. Oh, yeah. This fool was slumped
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: over like he got shot. Are you serious?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: It happens, but I.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Learned I got ridiculed. That fool was slumped over. I
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: was slumped over in the green room. Oh, no, I
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: meant on stage. I know, I know. I did a
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: lot of... You ever seen a fool get shot in
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: a movie? His eyes were open. Yeah. I was like, yeah,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: you do know him. They almost called the ambulance in Vegas.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: But that's Vegas. It's very excusable. You did it in
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: San Francisco on a Sunday. Hey, but I'm gay. It's
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: very excusable. Oh, you did it in that? Oh, okay.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: He did it at Cobb's. At Cobb's Comedy? Oh, no
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: wonder I can't get a date there. They're like, oh,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: you're part of those guys? Oh, no.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 6: Fuck you guys.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: No, but it's funny because I always tell him that, like,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: I was like, because I would get on him in
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: the green room while doing shit.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, fool, I heard it too, dick. And
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: he's like, because he thinks I'm being mean, but I'm like, fool,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: I heard it too. Yeah. It just happens, fool. Dog,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: don't get me wrong. When I started doing stand-up, fool,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: I was turning the fuck up before the shows. He knows, fool.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: I'd be in between fucking shows. Even last year. In
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: between shows, we're just fucking all slime. Hey, fool, get
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: me up. Give me water. Give me water. Give me
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: some fucking Yale. I need to get back up there. And, fool,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: I'll go up there. I'll fucking hate it. They partied
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: with me to halfway. And they're like, don't know. You're
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: on your own, buddy. Go ahead. That's it, fool. Oh, yeah.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Now, I know how to be like, oh,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: I'm cool. Like, a few times, I didn't even drink
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: before getting on. It's because Jakarta thinks I'm like- You
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: don't have to call Turkey, though. No, I'm like, shit,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: but you, if we're doing two shows- It's a turn up.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: Jakarta thinks while I'm on stage for an hour, it's
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: his turn to black out, and.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Then come on stage. He doesn't know we have a
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: second show. So that was the biggest thing. Bring more wings. Wings. No.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Bring both of them. I'm not like that. I'm not
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: like that. God, and then he's like this. Shoes are off.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: Feet are up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I come back,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: I want to sit down. He's like. Yeah, yeah. All right,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: but think about it like this. It's your show. It's
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: your show. It's your show. What?
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 6: As a host, when he's supposed to be like on
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 6: the side.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah. So you bring him at the end?
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: So now. Oh, the old headliner vibes. Oh, fool. Fool. Hey,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: do I go on at the end? Then I'm the headliner. Wings!
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: Bring both of them. Hurry up. Fries! And then he's like,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: I kind of want to do the meet and greet.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: Such a fucking liar. Wallahi. Wallahi. I've done the ones
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: with almost, I've done the longest ones, 110 people.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 6: You hide in the corner.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: I don't hide shit. The only time I didn't go
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: was one that one day I was feeling a little sick.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: Don't really feel like it. You're a piece of work.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: But one day I was feeling a little sick, I
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: was going to come in and go. You're a piece
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: of work. I've done every single, I've done every single day.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: I'm only meeting the bitches. Pretty bitches. The ugly ones,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: you guys can stay in line. The rest come over here. Nah, boo.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I go on a meeting with... Sometimes Swiss come
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: up to me and they grab me, bro. Well, y'all
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: get grabbed. Homie, they paid for that. Well... They're not...
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: They're paying me to grab me? They're paying me to
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: grab me. Jakarta is part of the process. They're tickling
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: me and stuff. Some food grabbed my nipple and I
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: was going to trip. And then now he's... So on Ontario,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: I was like... Hold on. I am 10 million times
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: better than what I used to be. Preface it with that.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: Preface it with I'm doing much better.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: I talk about him a lot, but I also stood
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: quiet for a long time.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you stood quiet because you're a pussy. I'm not.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: You are a pussy. I'm not a pussy at all.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: So is he doing better or not? Okay, let me finish.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: Answer that. He's doing better. A lot better.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: And then in Covina, Andres set him up for failure.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: I ended up saying fool maybe like a couple of
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: times within one sentence. And then it was like, when
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: you go out there, tell Duna that he said fool
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: too much. So Jakarta, I'm killing it in Covina. Great shows,
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: four shows, I'm fucking smashing it.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: I'm slamming it.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: I got any punchline that I added, right? Jakarta comes
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: up and he goes like, ha, this guy said fool
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: too much. And I'm like, yeah, all right, bitch, stay
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: up here.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Go ahead. And I walked off stage. Dude, I think
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: the words that came out of my mouth were, what's
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: up with these Mexicans to a bunch of fucking Mexicans.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: And they all looked at me and went, no, what's
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: up with this fucking dumb ass dude up on stage,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: you know? It wasn't that.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: He definitely didn't have a joke after that. For like
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: 30 seconds, he sat up there and then you ran
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: back out? Well, because Jakarta thinks he's really funny here.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: He thinks offstage he'd be killing us. It's a whole
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: different ballgame, huh? Yeah, now I know it's a whole
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: different ballgame. It's crazy how you choose our time to
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: just peg me down sometimes. But then Ontario was like, look,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: this is perfect. We all love Ontario.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: Ontario's amazing. Yeah, so I was like, just host this one.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: And he did a lot better. So now he's hosting. Oh,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: look at you getting some reps. Oh, it's trying my thing, man.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: But look, Jakarta doesn't know that when he's hosting. He
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: still has to go on, so he'll be in the
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: middle of the story.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: They'll be like, Jakarta, Marty, Jakarta, you got to go up.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: Hold on, Marty. And then he was like, no, like now,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, fuck, for real? Then I
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: have to go back up. Marty! I'm eating the wings, man.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: They're going to get cold. You know the funny shit?
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: The last show on Sunday, we're burnt out, right? We
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: had a long day. This forgets here. He takes off
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: his shoe. Marty's like, Jakarta, you have to go on.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: This was struggling to find the shoes under the couch.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: Just go up there with socks next time. No, no, no.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: I learned, though. So, like, yeah, I guess I'm just
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: doing a horrible fucking job in general. Nah, you're killing it.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: I guess it. I can feel how I want to feel.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: You can eat a dick. So, yeah, I'm just trying
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: my hardest nowadays at this point. Because it feels like
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: I'm unappreciating it. Just trying my hardest, dude? That's so sad, bro.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: I'm just unappreciating it. Get to your boy. He's doing good.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: I was just telling him at the beginning of the
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: episode that he was doing good. You're killing it, bro.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck, actually, anyways. You're going to
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: be all right. Oh, I don't give a fuck anyways, guys.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: The funniest thing, he's like, that is the funniest thing,
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: he's like, meeting? I'm like, well, what's up to you
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: if you want to meet the people that paid to
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: see you? I had to go get him multiple times
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: because he'll do one picture and then go back. This happened,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: this happened, this happened. That's not how this works. This happened, okay,
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: I don't. In Ontario, in Ontario, Marty had to go
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: look for you like five times. I don't want you
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: guys to think, I don't want you guys to think
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: this happened at multiple locations. It happened at one location,
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: that was one day. It was Ontario, that was it,
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: for the one day. And that's when they had to
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: look for me. That's when they had to, all this
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: bullshit happened. It was every single other location. It wasn't
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: multiple locations, but it happened multiple times. I swear it wasn't. Where?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: Name one. I did every single other fucking meet and greet.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: 100 plus. I've done it. What the fuck are you
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: talking about? Stupid fat boy. I'm not talking about it. Idiot.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: You guys can fuck. I'm going to fuck out of here, guys.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: You got to go? I got to go, bro.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: Not because I want to, but because Jerry's waiting for
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: me for the Perritos Only podcast.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: No, it's because Jay Vontino's outside. He's about to go
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: kick it off. No, food. Jay Vontino. When are you
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: going to invite me on the Perritos podcast? I don't
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: want you to come. Oh, okay. And that's the clip.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you. Thank you, guys. That's so fucking rude.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: Next week, come on. Yeah, eat a dick. We do
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: it on Tuesday. Do you have time on Tuesday for us? No,
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: I'm actually busy, sorry. He's like, I'm doing a meet
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: and greet. All right, that was... Fuck Jerry! That's what
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: we're doing over in Jakarta. Shouts out to Homie Concrete.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: Don't fucking say that, dude. We're going to win today.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: That's included. We have to win today. Dodgers win. See
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: you guys later. We out here. We love y'all.