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Dilly Dunker’s Ice Cream Satisfactory - Episode 3 · Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

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We return now to SCN for some breaking
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news. I'm your host and lead anchor,
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Jerry Garcia. only a couple hours have gone
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by since the child recipients of the Dilly Dunkers
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coins went into the ice cream Satisfactory,
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and already one one has returned.
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Joe Pistachio is on site outside of the
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factory with this breaking story.
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Joe that's ah, right, Jerry. Only
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moments ago, a giant batch of rolled ice cream
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was brought out by a few factory staff members and
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unrolled right in front of us to reveal little
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Philip Dipples nearly frozen inside.
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We tried to talk to the boy, but he was far too
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cold and sticky to respond. The ambulances
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have taken him to Sorbet.
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City Hospital, but we're here with his.
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Grandmother, Delilah Dipples, to get a
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statement from her. Delilah, what do you have to
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say about Philip Dipples'obvious dismissal from the
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competition? Well, all I can say
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is that the second that ice cream man comes
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out of that facility, I'm gonna be
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slamming him with a big, fat
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lawsuit. I'll sue him for
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everything he's worth for whatever happened to
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my little Philip, so long as my lawyers are all
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done with the conservative ship papers they're working
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on. I'm sorry, what was that last,
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uh, meant? Um,
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nothing. I better get
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down to the hospital and make sure Little Philip is okay,
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or if I'm going to be claiming on that life insurance
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I filed for him. Well, I can only hope
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that things happening inside the facility are less weird
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than those happening outside of it. Back to you,
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Jerry.
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All right, welcome back to another episode of our
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Kids on Bikes one shot campaign
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titled Dilly Dunkers Ice Cream
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Satisfactory. This is episode three. Um,
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on my right we've got Cameron here he is playing
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Julian Pardner.
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Pardner.
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There we go.
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Directly ahead of me we got Ben.
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Scaturo, and he is playing Kieran
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O'mulligan. And on my left we've got Bart
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Miller. Who's playing? Philip Dipple.
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Oh, not anymore.
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Formerly the player. Formerly philip Dipple now
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taking over.
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Hogan dos.
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Unless you did you change it?
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No, I just, umlaudetted um it up.
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You, umlauded, it up very fancy and.
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Wrote down that he has extra leader hose in an inspectment.
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That's right where last, um, we left.
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Off, you guys had just taken on the track.
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It, uh, was sort of like Rainbow Road and Mario Kart,
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and, uh, you guys had a lot of fun with that. But nobody was,
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uh, knocked off the track entirely. Although Donna
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or one remaining NPC was, uh, able to
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shoot ahead of all of you and place in
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first. What that means in the future, we'll.
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Find out, or if it means anything, who knows?
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Whatever the case, ah, you guys are being led into the
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next room, uh, by Dilly
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Dunker himself. And you walk in, it seems like a very
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boring room, almost like a.
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Waiting room in a sense.
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And there's a large TV screen that sits in this room,
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and on it appears a various series
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of silhouettes.
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And Dilly says, uh, next up, we've got a
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little bit of a situation that I've been trying to figure out how the heck
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to deal with that's in the sort of next room here.
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And it'd just be great if I could get your creative help and
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ideas on how to deal with this. See,
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um, we,
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uh, saw the popularity of the
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bokemon thing that everybody was really all
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hyped at about internationally and, uh, the whole
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monster battling and game and everything like that. And we
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decided that we would try to make a special ice cream treat
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that sort of mimicked the idea where you could play with
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actual living ice cream creatures,
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and then whenever that ice cream creature lost a
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battle, it would just turn into normal ice cream, and you could eat
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it. So it's not, like, freaky or disturbing or anything like
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that. Well, uh, we created them, and
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it worked, but the problem is that they came in a
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bit more aggressive than expected, and
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we're still reworking that formula. Uh, but whatever the case,
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we've been kind of left with the monsters that we've made so far, and like
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I said, I need some help dealing with them. So
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on the screen, you're going to see some silhouettes of some of
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these creatures, and I'm going to send you in to go deal with them.
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And, uh, you guys pick which one you want to deal with.
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And on the screen, you see
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1234
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different characters. I, uh, want you guys, one of
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them, uh, come up with a fictional
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cartoon character that's based off of
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one in real life. I don't know,
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like, a parody of one in real life. Doesn't
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matter what it comes from.
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Could be anything.
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Sonic.
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It's just a parody of Sonic.
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Sonic.
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It's Sanic.
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Okay, I like that's.
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That's quick and easy.
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What differs Sanic from Sonic?
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What is he?
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He's not a hedgehog.
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He's a, uh, purple hamster.
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Purple hamster.
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Okay. I like it.
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All right, we'll roll with that.
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Okay.
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And his name is Domino.
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Okay.
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Domino's.
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Not Sanic?
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No, it's domino's.
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Domino's.
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Okay. Sounds good.
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And Domino's Pizza doesn't exist in this world. Just
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Domino's.
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Yeah.
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Bernard doesn't exist in this world.
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All right, so you guys got Domino's.
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You got a really fast hamster.
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So you see a series of
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silhouettes. One of them is a
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sort, uh, of a taco shaped body, and then you
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see some ligaments that are coming out of it's very low to
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the ground, whatever this creature is.
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Right.
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Um, the second one, it kind of looks like a cow, but it has these
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giant, sort, uh, of rabbit like ears.
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Uh, the third one, the silhouette seems to
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suggest it's sort of like some, ah, sort of flying
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creature that's in sort of an oblong, rounded,
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square shape with a long what looks like almost like a
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tail or maybe an antenna.
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That'S coming off of it.
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And then lastly, you see what you could
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swear is a silhouette of
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Domino, the purple hamster
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from the cartoon series.
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And he says, well, there's your four.
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Feel free to pick whichever one you want.
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Deal, uh, with it in the next room. And I don't
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know, maybe I'll use whatever techniques you use to deal with it, to
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deal with the rest of them.
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Is it one on one, and are they edible?
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Uh, I'll just throw all of you guys in there. It'd probably be a little bit
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easier, but if you defeat it, it'll become regular
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inedible. So yeah, absolutely.
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Uh, is there any ice cream in this room?
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No. Uh, but there's ice
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cream in the next room if you can defeat the monster
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because it becomes ice cream.
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Sure.
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Can you describe the what was it? The cube
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one.
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So it's actually a flat, just
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square shape, but otherwise, it's got a very flat body.
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And like I said, it has some sort of either long tail
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or possibly an
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antenna of some kind. You're not sure because it's just a
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silhouette.
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Could be a whip like flagella.
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I guess. Is there a door?
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Well, there is, but you guys got to pick one of these first.
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There's no way to arm or armor ourselves.
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Nothing in this room?
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Not in this room. But I, uh, did leave some stuff in the other room for
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you.
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The room they're in?
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Yeah, you'll go in there, and then.
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You'Ll armor up, and then we'll release.
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The beast in there, and then you guys take care of it.
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That pizza box with the tail doesn't sound that scary.
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Sure.
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Anything's easier than
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domino.
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He's fast.
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So one was like that, uh,
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taco shell one?
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Yeah.
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Uh, sorry. I forgot.
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No, you're good. You're good.
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So you got the taco shell one.
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Uh.
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The one with the bunny ears, and then you've
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got the square one.
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I'll take the bunny ears one.
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You guys are all together.
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Oh, I didn't realize that. Yeah,
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you're right. Domino is way too fast. I
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mean, uh, I've seen the TV show
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and watching it with my sister way too fast.
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If we could do the bunny eared one, we each grab a bunny ear. We could
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wrangle it.
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One person just, like, handles.
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Really?
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Yeah, they're just long handles. Um,
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I'm pretty sure that taco one might be croco
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choco. So that's a
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crocodile. We are not.
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Do crocodiles like bananas?
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Are you asking?
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Yeah.
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Dilly.
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Sure.
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I don't care who I'm askingly.
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Uh, I think they like I never.
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Thought about it before because I got bananas.
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Oh, I suppose
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he still has the banana split item
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from the last thing. He's still wearing his captain's hat.
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Yes.
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Let's try the bunny first.
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Yeah, we only had to do one.
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Ah, just one overall.
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Yeah, let's, um, do
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the bunny one, I guess.
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Sure.
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Bunnies are also pretty fast, but bunnies are
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nice.
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But he said they're aggressive.
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Well, maybe not if they have bananas.
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All right, let's Indian to deal with the bunny then.
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And he opens up the door and inside you see sort of like a
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little stadium space. And you look up and in the stands you see a
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bunch of the scoop troop that are all just in there. Like
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they're all like, cheering. Like this is some kind of gladiator thing or
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something. Um, against the wall you can see there's
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a variety of different ice cream armory, uh,
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type items. You see popsicles,
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pop scythes, pop swords, pop
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shields, et cetera. Pop
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spears. It's all just a playoff of the
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concept of popsicles. So if there's anything in
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particular that you want to gear up with,
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please tell me what it is.
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Shield.
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Definitely Shield. All right.
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Are we trying to kill it or subdue it?
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I mean, the best defense, uh,
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is a good defense.
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Sorry. Any carrots? No, no
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pop carrots?
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No pop carrots.
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Sorry.
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It's all just weapons.
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So they're all popsicles, right?
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Yeah.
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So I'm going to grab the pops. Is, uh, there like a
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pop staff or a pop spear?
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Sure.
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Is there a popsicle?
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Yeah, uh, there's just like a regular there's a handful of what
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color?
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What color are popsicles?
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They all have kind of like that light, um, blue.
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Almost like a blue raspberry.
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Okay.
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Um, are there any orange popsicles?
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They're all light blue. Everything in here is just the
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light blue color.
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I'll go with the popsicle scythe because that sounds epic.
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That does the pop scythe. Yeah, that, uh, sounds epic.
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You pick it up. Uh, so it's the
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wooden popsicle stick, but then at the end of it, it's like a
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sharpened that's sick.
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Yeah.
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Popsicle. Frozen pop.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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And then you guys are both grabbing shields?
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Yeah. Okay.
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And then I'm not going to pull like the old, like, oh,
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it's a two handed, one handed, but at the.
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Same time box of popsicles.
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Okay.
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Just like regular regular popsicle. Regular case
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weapon has the most popsicle on it.
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Um, probably the pop sword. Pop sword, the majority of
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that. I mean, it's really just the hilt. That's like the wooden popsicle
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stick. And then the rest of it's just
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the popsicle.
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I'm going to grab a regular popsicle and then the
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pop sword.
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Okay.
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I mean, the regular popsicles. Just like just to emphasize, they're
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literally like a regular like, I just reached my
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okay.
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All right, just to clarify.
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All right, sounds good. As you guys take oh, uh, let's
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see. Donna, uh,
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she picks up a couple of pop
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daggers.
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Nice.
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She's got one in each hand and.
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She'S like, what are we even doing with these? This doesn't even make any sense.
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We're going to have to kill something with that. I don't do that. That's not
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my area. I don't fight.
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And then as she's like, just sitting there whining and complaining.
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All of a sudden, the door lifts. It's like a big garage door, kind
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of. And it just lifts up. And all of a sudden, out
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hops this giant black and white
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rabbit.
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It is laden with milk.
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Mhm.
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You actually recognize this giant
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rabbit. Its, uh, whole head or
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sometimes even its body or whatever is featured
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on containers of the milk or the ice cream known
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as rabbit trail flavored ice cream. That comes from Dilly Dunker's
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Company. Of course, um, whatever the case, it
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looks as angry as a rabbit possibly can
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look. And it comes hopping in, and as it hits the ground,
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it's so heavy that you feel everything shake around you.
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And that is what you are presented with to fight.
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What are you all doing?
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Okay, how about
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three people go and try to,
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uh, get around it? Try to, I don't know, maybe
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divert its attention a few different ways. And
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I'm going to sit back here and start
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whittling one of the popsicles with my multi tool
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into the shape of a carrot.
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Okay. Interesting.
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All right, how big are we talking?
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Like oh, yeah, that's a great county chair.
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Prize pig.
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Volkswagen. How big is, uh, elephant?
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Oh, that's a big rabbit.
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Never mind.
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Uh, I don't think there's more than.
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Enough popsicle to do that.
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I'm going to move to flank.
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Flank. All right.
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Get behind it.
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All right.
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I'm going to hold up my bananas
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as I walk towards A-N-A-N-A
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uh, S. Mr. Rabbit, you like
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bananas?
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Do a charm.
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You like bananas? I'm just going to be holding up bananas
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to him.
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Right?
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That is a six.
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All right.
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You have all those adversity to another.
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Oh, yeah, that's right. Um, so as you walk
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towards it, holding up this banana into the
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air, it sort of takes a little bit of a
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cautionary step back and then it lurches forward and just
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slams into you with its head and sends you
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flying backwards. That's shield
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for yeah, that's true. Um, it's definitely
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damaging. There's not really damage in the system. It's more of like, how
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badly do you feel or how often do you fail? As
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we saw from Philip, I just.
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Fell to the side.
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Okay.
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I don't think he likes bananas.
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All right, sounds good. And then what were you kieran
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what were you doing?
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Because that thing is so big, the popsicle idea
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won't work.
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Oh, okay.
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Um, you're like, whittling away, and then.
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You just see this
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RA.
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I'm going to just try to approach it from the
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side.
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Okay.
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As it's hitting him, just be like, okay.
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Are you attacking?
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No.
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What I'm going to do, I just have the shield out right now.
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The sword is either over the back or on the
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hip.
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Okay.
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I'm just going to just try to get as close as I can.
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I'm going to try to touch it
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okay. Um, and just start
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scratching its back leg.
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Okay.
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All right, sounds good. Uh, to
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some extent, that would also, in my mind, be a charm. Probably because
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you're trying to assume you're trying to get, like, it's I'm trying.
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To see what will happen.
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Sure.
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But yeah.
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Okay. Wow.
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I love my D four and Charm.
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One uno.
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All right, it feels you touch it. Uh, one of its
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legs kind of comes out and just starts to kick at
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you. Um, at first, you think, oh, it's enjoying it, and
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then all of a sudden, the kick starts to move towards you, and you have to dodge
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out of the way, um, as it goes to kick towards
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you. Um hogan, you're flanking
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it. You're heading towards the back. What are you going to do from there?
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Uh, the opening appears.
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Attack.
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All right, go for it.
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Do me a fight.
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So, you have 20. Exploded your dice.
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Now you get to roll again.
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Oh, boy.
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20.
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All right, you exploded again. Keep going, keep
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going. I'll reroll that, uh, cock
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dice.
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Eleven.
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Total is 50 plus 152.
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52. Attack
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with a Popsicle sack from the back.
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Wow.
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That rabbit, uh, dead.
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All right, double nat 20.
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You just do.
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Holy cow.
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All right. Attacker's role is greater than ten or more,
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says Narrative Control. The attacker has full control
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over the narrative. They explain what the defender
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does in response to the attack and how ineffective this
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response is.
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Describe this scene as you attack it.
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From I'm ready to hear this,
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man.
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That's a much shorter than I was
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expecting.
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All right, so, with an epic swipe across its hind
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quarter, I opened up.
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A large wound that immediately
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begins.
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Seeping a bunch of sweetened condensed milk
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everywhere.
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Okay.
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But it is not quite dead yet.
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And it's going to make a heroic.
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Last attack of some kind.
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All right, the rabbit, uh,
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hits Donna. I only know of, like, virgin.
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Yeah.
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I know of only one sound that
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rabbits make. It's a horrible, shrill, shrieking
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sound that it lets out as its back, uh,
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hindquarters have been sliced open, and it rushes
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forward, starts hopping forward, um, kind of
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just, uh, blindly, and slams into
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Donna, who's just kind of standing there, trying to stay away
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from it.
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The second it came out, she was.
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Like, EW, that thing's gross. And then, of course, it comes leaping
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towards her after Hogan slashes it in the back and
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slams into Donna. Uh, Donna goes down.
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Hogan, you come running up from behind,
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uh, following after it, having slashed it in the back. What are you doing
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to finish it off?
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It feels appropriate since I have a size of its
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decapitation.
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All right, sounds good.
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You go leaping onto its back. It
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trying to get at you, but it doesn't really have ligaments that can
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reach around or whatever the case. You leap into the air and
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come down, slicing the head off of this rabbit.
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As you separate its head from its body,
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it all starts to sort of melt into a sort of
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sweet cream ice cream treat. Um,
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and it's just a big pile.
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Of ice cream now.
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And you hear ah over, kind of like a little microphone.
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You hear Dilly Dunkers on the other.
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End say, well, that was a lot
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faster than I was expecting, but kudos to you
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guys. You really knocked that bugger down.
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And as he says this, a door opens up, allowing you guys
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to go.
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Into the next room.
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I was not expecting somebody to roll a 52.
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Yeah.
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Uh uh, you can never expect anything with exploding
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dice.
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That's right, you can't. Goodness.
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You know what? Well worth it, though.
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Holy cow.
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That was somebody running calculations of, like, how
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unlikely that is. Bart, you do math.
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One in 400.
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Holy cow.
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Wow.
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Look at what we just did. All right, fantastic. So you guys make it
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into the next room. Uh, Donna picking herself
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up off the ground in a fairly
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beat, uh, up state, but, uh, manages to
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hobble her way into the next room with you
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guys. Um, dilly dunker just leads you. It kind of just
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empties back into that waiting room. He congratulates all of you.
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Wow, that was, again, really well done.
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Uh, a lot faster than myself or the Scoop troops
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has been able to handle any of these kind of creatures.
19:33
Got, uh, to say, uh, I'd be.
19:34
Putting the company in pretty good hands with Hogan here. That was pretty
19:37
impressive. Uh, but that's not how decisions are made
19:40
here. Um again. Well done, Hogan.
19:43
I saw how well you did. Uh, the rest of you guys, good job as
19:46
well. All right, onto the next and final, uh,
19:48
room. Actually, before we, uh, kind of go into our final
19:51
little section here, and you guys present
19:54
me with the amazing ice cream treats you've been
19:57
coming up with this whole time. Yes. All right.
20:00
Fantastic. All right, next room.
20:02
You guys go into the next room. Once again, you're greeted by the
20:05
sight of a lot of different the conveyor belts
20:08
and machines. But this time, instead of,
20:11
um, big machines that are kind of like doing
20:13
the action to process whatever the ice cream treat is
20:16
or whatever the case, uh, you see a whole bunch of
20:19
robots that are in this room. Specifically,
20:21
123-4567
20:24
robots scattered about this room. You see them
20:27
doing a whole variety of different tasks as things come down
20:29
the conveyor belt. They're picking up ice cream cones and dipping them
20:32
into chocolate, or they're pulling a lever that
20:35
fills up like a container of ice cream and slapping a lid on it and putting
20:38
it back on the conveyor belt. Very just like, basic, boring,
20:41
tedious kind of tasks. And Dilly Dunkers, as
20:44
he's walking through there's, sort of like a safety area, like you
20:47
see in a lot of, um, warehouses or
20:50
industrial areas, where they kind of have that line that once
20:53
you pass that line, you're in the danger zone or whatever, right. Or
20:56
you shouldn't be here without a hard hat. He's keeping you within the safety
20:59
line.
20:59
And he says, uh, so over here, we've
21:02
sort of created what we call the dipping bots. The, uh,
21:05
dipping bots are here to do basically all of the more
21:08
tedious tasks that, uh, the Scoop troop could
21:11
be better sit, uh, doing other things that are a little bit smarter,
21:14
obviously, and things like that. So they do a lot of the harvesting and
21:17
some of the other more complex tasks, but we needed somebody
21:20
to do the very basic, simple, tedious
21:23
tasks, and that's what they do here.
21:25
Um, it's actually a pretty recent development.
21:26
Believe it or not. Only recently came up with the AI system that
21:29
could help program these creatures. But the
21:32
problem is, it's a little bit on the fritz
21:35
lately. And just as he says that, you.
21:37
See, uh, a couple of the bots start, like, taking out huge
21:40
cones and they're just dipping them and dipping them and dipping them just the
21:43
same ones. And then all of a sudden, they.
21:44
Take them out and they just start.
21:45
Throwing them around the room and, um,
21:48
swinging chocolate sauce in every direction, he.
21:50
Says, yeah, so that's pretty much what I'm talking
21:53
about. Uh, if you guys could, uh, figure out what's wrong
21:56
with them and hopefully reprogram them, you'll have to step
21:59
into the danger zone, the non safe place. So grab yourselves a hot
22:02
hat before you do that. Um, apparently,
22:05
uh, when I have people here, they have to follow the OSHA
22:07
regulations. They should,
22:10
uh, yeah. Uh, but whatever the case, just be careful
22:13
because these things can get quite violent as
22:16
they've shown before. So, yeah, have
22:18
edit, and you are.
22:20
Presented with a situation where you've got a variety of
22:23
seven glitchy robots scattered throughout the room that
22:26
are starting to.
22:28
Cause some mayhem, and you got to figure out how to fix them.
22:30
Um, is there a, uh, control panel
22:33
anywhere?
22:34
Uh, actually, you do see that there is a little room. There's
22:37
some stairs at the far end of the room. Stairs lead up, and there's, like, kind of
22:40
a control room, uh, up in that area.
22:43
Okay, I'm going to put a hard hat on and head that
22:45
way.
22:46
All right.
22:46
Um, are you going to turn them off and
22:49
count to five and turn them back on again?
22:51
No, not five. We're doing the router setting, so it's
22:54
15.
22:55
Okay. All ah.
22:56
Right, as you are making your way across, there one of
22:59
the robots. So the robots,
23:02
similarly to Pokemon, they only say their name
23:04
right? So, uh, one of them, he says.
23:07
Yo, I'm Mr. Fruit Jazz.
23:09
And he starts to just he has, like, a machine gun kind of
23:12
built into his arm almost, and he just starts to fire
23:15
frozen, um, berries around the room,
23:18
like little bullets. Uh, how
23:21
would you like to respond to this. As he starts to fire in your
23:23
direction, I'm going to duck behind the nearest bit of
23:26
machinery. All right, sounds good. Roll me a flight.
23:29
Uh, okay.
23:34
Seven.
23:35
All right, sounds good. You duck behind the machinery.
23:38
A, um, couple of these pieces, uh, of fruit
23:41
scattering around you, but none of them hitting you. Uh, but currently,
23:44
you're kind of, like, pinned down a little bit. Does anybody else want to do
23:47
anything?
23:48
You know, it is nice with all these Haywire
23:50
robots that they still respect the safety line.
23:55
That's true.
23:57
That is wild. They at least have that bit of
23:59
programming AI. To work.
24:02
Well done, Mr. Dunca.
24:04
Well, like, uh, I said, we do our best here.
24:07
Have you tried hitting one on the head?
24:09
I have not tried that.
24:10
Okay.
24:11
Uh, I haven't come into this room.
24:12
Very much at all, to be honest with you.
24:14
I'm just going to grab a hard hat, okay. Because that's, like, the only
24:17
hard object I see near me, and I'm just going to chuck it at the
24:20
nearest one and see if I can just hit it on the head.
24:22
Okay.
24:22
Um, do you want to throw it at that one
24:25
that is shooting at no closest one.
24:28
I'm assuming that one's closer to him running.
24:30
Sure.
24:30
No, that's fair. Um, yeah, there's one of them,
24:33
uh, that is looks like a clown.
24:36
Yeah, I threw it at that one.
24:37
Oh, okay.
24:37
All right, sounds good. Um, yeah, there's one of them that's
24:40
literally, uh, he's just got a box
24:43
of sprinkles, and he's just going and he's just
24:45
throwing sprinkles in every direction. So you throw your hard hat at him.
24:48
Roll me a fight five.
24:52
Okay. Yeah. Boom.
24:53
It hits him on the head, and he starts to kind of spin around,
24:56
and now sprinkles are flying in every direction.
24:59
Cool.
24:59
Um, it's sort of like where he's separated at his torso.
25:03
So his torso is just spinning around while his legs are just still
25:05
planted in place. Your, uh, friend is still being
25:08
shot.
25:09
At by well, I tried all I could.
25:12
Yeah.
25:13
Any ideas, Hogan?
25:14
I'll get a hard hat and make a break for the control
25:17
room.
25:18
Okay, sounds good.
25:19
The sprinklebot, uh, the same one that just got hit by the hard
25:22
hat, sees you making your way for the control room and
25:24
starts to, um he turns the box
25:28
up onto himself, and his mouth opens up and sprinkles
25:30
start going in. And then he just turns to you and goes
25:33
and a vomit line of, uh, sprinkles comes
25:36
flying your way.
25:37
What are you doing?
25:39
Um initiate laser dodging.
25:41
Laser dodging. All right, sounds good. Sounds like something from
25:44
video games. It does. Roll me a
25:46
flight.
25:49
Seven of ten.
25:50
All right, sounds good.
25:51
Yeah, I was going to say, uh, you dodge and sort
25:54
of slide out of the way. And as you slide, you realize that you are
25:57
sliding. Currently on, um, a layer of
25:59
sherbert. And as you look ahead of you, you see that,
26:03
um, one of the robots is, like,
26:06
kind of layering the floor in sherbert. And then he starts
26:09
to kind of like he has another one of those
26:11
spades from the, uh, cold stone, and
26:14
he's, like, using it like a brick. Um, what do you
26:17
call that?
26:17
Uh, trowel.
26:19
Trowel.
26:19
Yes.
26:20
Um, he's using it like a trowel, and he's, like, building
26:23
almost like a big wall of, um,
26:26
sherbert that you're kind of careening towards, like
26:29
a slip and slide.
26:30
I'll go hard hat first into it.
26:32
Okay.
26:32
Yeah, you just plow through. Uh, do me a grit
26:36
six. All right, sounds good. You
26:39
slam into it. It, uh, kind of hurts your head a little bit just from the
26:42
impact, but, I mean, you're okay. Um, it doesn't
26:45
break through, though. But you are actually a little bit quite a
26:48
bit closer to the control, um,
26:51
room.
26:52
I'm going to make a dart.
26:53
Okay, sounds good.
26:54
Um, do probably, uh, a flight again
26:57
as he's continuing to fire at you
27:00
two.
27:01
All right.
27:02
So you stand up and immediately get pelted by these
27:05
hard ice, uh, cream chunks
27:08
or frozen fruit chunks.
27:10
I'm going to keep pushing through it.
27:11
All right.
27:11
You pushing through it.
27:12
All right.
27:13
Sounds good. Um, it's slow progress,
27:16
and you're taking a lot of damage as you do do a grit to
27:19
trail. Like, just push through
27:22
three. Uh, again, it's
27:25
slow progress, and you are feeling I mean, you're getting welts all
27:28
over your body as you're just taking damage. What, uh, are
27:30
you doing, Julian?
27:31
Oh, Mr. Duncan, do you have any
27:34
gizmos or gadgets on you? Like ice
27:37
cream stuff? You got to have something.
27:40
I mean, I do, but this is more of like a you guys
27:43
challenge. I was going to have you guys kind of solve it for
27:46
is.
27:46
Well, if you give the gizmos to.
27:49
Me, I'll solve it.
27:50
Well, I give you guys, uh, an opportunity to get a
27:53
nice little gizmo back at the gift shop. Do you have anything on you that
27:56
you could use?
27:57
I got a checkerboard.
28:00
I don't think they're in the mood to play a game of
28:03
checkers with me.
28:04
Oh, you never know.
28:07
Okay.
28:07
I guess you never know. Hi, Mr. Robot.
28:10
Which one are you approaching? Uh, I'm just walking
28:13
out to the.
28:14
End of the line. I'm just shouting at the closest one. Okay.
28:17
And I pull up the checkerboard and I say, blow me
28:20
in. Checkers. Loser.
28:22
Turns themselves off.
28:24
Are you talking to, I guess sprinklebot, since that
28:26
was the one that I said was closest earlier, I suppose.
28:29
I guess so.
28:30
Do, uh, you want to do charm? Sure.
28:32
Okay.
28:34
1414.
28:35
Okay.
28:35
It turns and it just walks towards you and it just says
28:38
sprinkle bot. Sprinkle
28:40
bot. And it sits down across from you. It seems
28:43
open.
28:46
And I get the plane some checkers.
28:48
All right, so. I'm just going to have you do a brain.
28:50
Do you want black or red?
28:52
Sprinklebot. Sprinklebot.
28:54
Red it is.
28:56
I'm going to roll some brains. That's a four.
28:59
Oh, that's a three. Seven. Seven.
29:01
All right.
29:02
Um, uh,
29:05
you actually managed to best the robot in a game of
29:08
checkers.
29:09
I guess I should have been playing.
29:11
Robots this whole thankfully, they're
29:13
glitchy, so.
29:14
Obviously, the AI is not really thinking carefully, thinking more about
29:17
sprinkle.
29:17
Oh, yeah.
29:18
You watched, like, plenty of moves where it just did something really stupid.
29:21
It just ate one of the checkers.
29:23
Yeah.
29:26
Its own checkers. Well, I guess that benefits
29:29
me.
29:30
That's right.
29:31
Um oh, I beat King May.
29:33
Sprinklebot.
29:34
Sprinkle. Sprinkle. Sprinkle.
29:38
And it powers down, and as it powers down, you can
29:41
see, uh, there's a little panel on its back, and it has
29:43
a series of symbols on it.
29:45
I turn it around because I'm at the line. I turn around to look
29:48
at the back.
29:49
Okay.
29:49
All right, sounds good. It shows the following
29:52
symbols. Uh, they all look like emojis.
29:55
And it shows donut
29:58
ice cream dish,
30:00
cupcake, ice cream cone.
30:04
Uh, I'm going to turn it and aim
30:07
it at another robot, and I'm going to push ice cream cone.
30:10
It's not buttons. It's just like a
30:13
oh, it just shows pictures.
30:14
Yeah.
30:16
Um, is there a way I could clear it?
30:19
What do you mean by clear it? Well, is it just, like,
30:22
part of.
30:22
Its logo, or is it, like a computer screen or something?
30:25
It's more like a logo kind of thing. Oh,
30:28
yeah.
30:28
It just shows those four emojis. I have
30:31
no idea what that means.
30:32
Fair enough.
30:33
But is there a way I
30:36
can oh, no, I can't do that. I'm just going to call for
30:39
the.
30:39
Next robot, and I'm going to look.
30:41
Over at a green one. That's like, shooting off, like,
30:44
some gelato. I'm going to say gelato
30:46
bot. I choose you.
30:49
I challenge you. Get over here.
30:53
Nobody responds. There is no gelato
30:56
bot.
30:56
Oh, well, okay. Maybe I
30:59
was wrong or whatever the green bot is.
31:01
Uh, let's see. Green is proud.
31:03
Okay.
31:04
You see one, uh, and he's
31:07
green. He's got these big, giant fists. And you see
31:10
him standing over what looks like some sort
31:12
of, um, hard candied material.
31:15
And he's just punching it to flatten it down. And then he looks
31:18
up, and as he looks up, his arms come up with him. And now he's just punching the
31:21
air. Like, he just does not stop punching. Um, he's
31:24
making basically, like, those little ribbons, the thin ribbons that they put in
31:27
ice cream sometimes. Something like caramel or butter or whatever the case.
31:30
That's his job.
31:30
Right.
31:31
And he starts to approach, and he says, ribbon box. Uh,
31:34
ribbon.
31:34
Uh, I sit down across my checkerboard.
31:37
Do it.
31:37
Do another charisma check.
31:38
See if we can convince him to do checker 17.
31:40
All right, fair enough. You got me there.
31:42
All right.
31:43
Uh, yes. He sits down and he's just punching,
31:45
punching, punching. And you set out the chessboard very
31:48
carefully. You said chess, right?
31:50
Checkers.
31:51
Oh, check.
31:51
Okay. Yes.
31:52
And, uh, you're a red ribbon butt
31:54
ribbon. Red is short a piece.
31:57
That's true.
31:59
Uh, and then go, uh, to play him
32:01
in checkers. I don't know how good he's going to be.
32:04
No, that's fair. All right, so as you're doing this, I'm going to jump over to the
32:07
other course.
32:07
All right.
32:08
So you're being pelted.
32:09
I'm trying to duck behind another machine.
32:11
All right, sounds good. And then you are coming down a
32:14
slip and well, you came down a slip and slide and kind of came to the end of
32:17
that. And you've got the sherbert bot who's building a wall
32:20
right in front of you.
32:21
Is this trowel attached or could I disarm it?
32:24
I'd, uh, say let's say it's disarmable.
32:27
I'm going to fight him for it.
32:28
All right. Fight him for that trowel. One.
32:32
As I make up the 20s, you.
32:34
Go to reach up and you immediately slip and fall backwards on
32:37
the sherbert. You're picking yourself up from the
32:40
sherbert. Uh, is there anything else that you would like to do? You look around the
32:43
room, you see, um, Donna is nowhere to
32:45
be seen. You're not sure where she went to. Um, but
32:48
you do see Kieran, who's ducked behind some
32:51
machines, and he's getting constantly pelted by frozen
32:54
fruits.
32:55
You see Julian playing and Julian are.
32:57
Playing checkers against one of the robots.
33:00
Well.
33:02
With an island turn, try to.
33:05
Proceed to the control room.
33:06
Okay, sounds good. You start making your way to the control room.
33:09
I'm, um, going to say that you divert Mr. Fruit
33:11
Tastic's, uh, attention. He sees you kind of
33:14
rush by since, um, Kieran was making his way in that
33:17
same direction. So I'm going to have you do a flight, uh,
33:20
to dodge out of his attack eight.
33:23
All right, sounds good. So you, uh, manage to duck
33:26
and dive and dodge your way out of the way, which also
33:29
opens up an opportunity for Kieran now that it's
33:32
not shooting at him anymore.
33:33
How cracked is that sugar ball?
33:35
Not very cracked.
33:36
Okay.
33:36
It's still pretty fresh.
33:37
Is it in between the control room and
33:40
yes. All right. Then, uh, I'll
33:43
also try to duck and dive around.
33:44
Okay.
33:45
Sound good?
33:47
Six. Six. Okay.
33:48
And it's going to be a much easier situation now that there's a
33:51
distraction going on. So both of you are able to dive
33:54
just ever so slightly, just as the bullets of frozen fruit are
33:57
kind of approaching you. You both dive into the control room and
34:00
you find yourselves inside of just a little space. There's
34:03
walls, um, behind you. And then, of course, there's
34:05
the wall in front of you, which has a giant TV screen. But there's two
34:08
openings on either side that someone could enter from,
34:11
um, giant TV screen. And it seems to have a series.
34:14
Of codes on it.
34:15
And what it says is it has all the robots listed.
34:17
Sprinklebot, choco, Churner, Rocky
34:20
Roadblocker, Bubblegum Blaster, Sherbert,
34:23
Shuffler, Ribbon Bot and Mr. Fruit
34:25
Tastic. Currently, um,
34:28
Sprinklebot is in red text,
34:31
um, to assume that it's powered down. The other ones
34:34
are all in green text. They're active, and it shows
34:36
next to them. Each one of them has four, um,
34:39
emojis next to it. And all of a sudden, Dilly
34:42
Dunkers is standing right next to you guys.
34:43
And he says, oh, you guys have made it to the control room.
34:46
What the I'm so glad you got
34:49
here. See, uh, just so you guys know and are
34:52
aware, uh, we developed our own special, uh,
34:55
coding language. I call it IC plus.
34:59
And, uh, basically, I thought
35:02
nobody likes letters and numbers and all of that confusion
35:05
and whatnot. It'd be so much easier if we just used
35:08
little pictures. So I programmed an entire
35:10
language that works off of emojis. So,
35:13
anyways, each one of the robots has a set of four
35:16
emojis next to or on them that should kind of
35:19
correspond with what their coding should be. I think
35:22
the coding might have got a bit glitched and mixed up, though.
35:24
So, as you can see, the coding that's on the
35:27
screen is not the coding that should be on the robot. So if you
35:30
can fix that, then it should power down the robots and.
35:33
Put them back to work.
35:34
Like, uh, they should be sort of reset them anyways.
35:39
Is there on and off switch back here?
35:41
Like a full no. Unfortunately, it all runs off the AI.
35:44
So, um, no, on and off. It's got to be
35:47
manual. Got to get in there manually,
35:51
all that good stuff.
35:54
Great.
35:55
He's like, I got to go watch this thrilling checkers
35:58
game that's taking place.
35:59
Yeah, it's pretty crazy eating pieces.
36:01
What is up doing?
36:03
Uh, I think he's taking on a robot and chickas.
36:06
Why? I don't know, but he powered Sprinklebot, uh,
36:09
down.
36:09
He what?
36:10
He parried him down. Although that doesn't mean he's been
36:13
reprogrammed. But at least he's not hurting anybody.
36:16
Can you give him a message for me?
36:19
I suppose I could do that.
36:20
Just tell him to challenge each one.
36:22
All of them?
36:23
Yeah, all, uh,
36:26
of a sudden, Dilly Dunkers, uh, he sort
36:29
of just comes walking up to you, and he's like.
36:32
Hey, question for you. How do
36:35
you feel about challenging a whole bunch of robots in
36:37
chickas?
36:40
That's my lifelong dream.
36:43
Well, your friends over in the control.
36:45
Room all said to just get a bunch of
36:48
these, uh, robots powered down by playing checkers against
36:51
them.
36:52
All right? And, uh, Julian cracks his
36:54
knuckles and gets the plane
36:57
Punchbot.
36:58
All right, sounds good.
36:59
Uh, Romy.
37:00
Romy a brain two
37:03
two.
37:03
You have all of those tokens, though?
37:06
Those are saved for my lucky rabbits.
37:12
Punchbot.
37:14
You make a few wrong moves, whatever the case.
37:16
Punch.
37:16
Bob takes the advantage or not Punchbot
37:19
it's. Ribbon Bot takes the advantage,
37:22
and immediately, just like, the second that he has more
37:24
pieces than you do, he stands up and just punches
37:27
the whole thing and then goes to punch at you.
37:30
I'm behind the line.
37:31
Yeah.
37:32
And as he punches at you, his fist just freezes
37:35
as it reaches.
37:40
Um.
37:41
Julian shakes his fingers.
37:42
Can we see his back then, if he's turned towards the line?
37:45
Sure. Yeah.
37:46
And see the icon? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I
37:49
like that. Um, yeah.
37:50
You see the following icons
37:53
strawberry, cherry.
37:55
Oh, you took my pencil.
37:56
Peanut gotcha. And
38:00
ice, uh, cream dish.
38:01
So the four were strawberry, strawberry
38:04
cherry.
38:05
Peanut ice cream dish.
38:08
I'm going to let Karen handle that. He's got all the brains.
38:11
Yeah.
38:13
Um, I'm going to look back at the
38:15
code. Yes, that's on there.
38:17
So, under Ribbon Bot, um, what's
38:20
currently in there is, uh, milk, cookie
38:24
cake and
38:26
sherbert m. All right.
38:28
Uh, what bot has that
38:31
combination?
38:32
Which combination?
38:33
That one I just said.
38:35
Do any of the bots have that combination on it
38:38
already?
38:39
Strawberry cherry one.
38:40
The strawberry cherry peanut ice cream. I'm going to see if maybe they're
38:43
just flipped around on no.
38:46
Okay.
38:47
You wonder if you could theoretically just, like,
38:50
backspace on one of them and then retype it. You see a
38:52
keyboard, but instead of letters on it and stuff, it's all
38:55
GMO. All
38:57
right. You go to Ribbon Bot, you
39:00
type in the strawberry cherry, peanut, and ice cream
39:03
dish, and you peek back out, and it's
39:06
like trying to do a punch,
39:08
um, towards Julian, and it's frozen at the
39:11
safety line. And then all of a sudden, it just goes
39:14
and it kind of walks its way back over to the Ribbon
39:17
section. And then it just, like, powers down. And then you see it power
39:20
back up, and it just punches the ribbon.
39:22
Green on the machine then.
39:24
Yes. Okay.
39:26
Oh, well, that worked. Uh, do you see the one on that
39:28
other power down one by chance?
39:31
Uh, it's facing me, actually.
39:33
Right.
39:34
I turned it around.
39:35
Well, yeah, kieran doesn't know.
39:36
Yeah.
39:37
So it's facing you guys, actually.
39:39
Uh, okay, so what's the code on that one?
39:41
So that one is for
39:44
Sprinklebot, and the code on it is
39:46
Donut ice cream dish,
39:49
cupcake and ice cream cone. But
39:52
on the computer, it's listed as milk
39:54
lollipop, sherbert strawberry.
39:57
I mean, we were darting the entire time.
40:00
He's really the only one who knows that.
40:01
Well, he looked over and saw it.
40:03
Oh, he did? Yeah. Okay.
40:05
Uh, you guys know what it is?
40:06
Yeah.
40:07
Okay, then we'll just correct and type it in.
40:09
All right.
40:09
As you type it in, um, you're sitting there, uh,
40:12
sprinklebot's, not that far away. All of a sudden,
40:15
you see a blinking light, and then all of a sudden, it powers back up again.
40:18
It walks back over to the machines and it starts, um,
40:20
fixing the, uh, or applying sprinkles
40:23
to the various ice creams and such that are coming out of the machine like
40:26
it's supposed to.
40:28
Hey, ribbon bot, uh, come
40:31
here. I got a task for you.
40:34
It kind of looks at you confused, and then it goes back to punching the
40:37
ribbon dilly.
40:38
M get him to listen.
40:41
What do you want from him? He's already been reprogrammed.
40:43
Well, if we can use his punching ability
40:46
to knock off, stop the other robots, or give me
40:49
time to get the other symbols, I can help.
40:51
Well, that's a great idea, but, uh, they're very
40:54
singularly programmed.
40:57
I'm surprised they could even play checkers. By the way, I'm
41:00
surprised you could.
41:01
Beat me in checkers kieran and be.
41:04
Randomly deleting all the code, trying to
41:06
retype it randomly.
41:09
And as you're doing this, it's making the, uh, robots
41:12
on the floor that haven't been reprogrammed yet go even like crazy.
41:15
They're just, like, doing what would happen if he deletes I'm doing one
41:17
at.
41:18
A time and then enters it.
41:20
Oh, would that delete the code?
41:21
Would that just stop it? Because it's empty?
41:23
Uh, you try that, and it does not stop them.
41:25
Okay.
41:29
Robots, just to the next one.
41:32
Yeah, come play me and check us.
41:34
Your checkers board has been destroyed.
41:36
Is Donna still missing?
41:37
Yeah, Donna just disappeared.
41:39
Uh, I mean, if you want to.
41:40
Keep an eye out for if you're.
41:42
Like, trying to see her.
41:44
I was just curious. She's not helping.
41:47
Robot, come here. I've got something for you.
41:50
Do a charisma or do a Charm
41:53
15. All right. Uh, all of a sudden, one of them comes
41:56
up, and he says, oh, that's
41:59
perfect.
41:59
I have mint gum. And I hold up the gum to
42:02
him. Okay, you want some gum?
42:04
It, like, reaches out.
42:05
It takes I know, I stopped.
42:07
I hold it.
42:08
I say first turn around. Do a turn around for me, and
42:11
then I'll give you the gum. All right, it does that, and
42:13
then I look at the symbol, and I shout it out to them.
42:16
All right, sounds good. So Bubblegum Blaster has,
42:19
uh, candy lollipop, sherbert,
42:22
and ice cream.
42:27
All right, it walks over and it
42:29
starts.
42:30
Does it turn around for the gum, or does it just walk away?
42:32
It just walks away.
42:35
I feel sad.
42:36
No, you are tricking them. That's great.
42:39
I'm so sad. I didn't take my gum.
42:41
Just as kind of a funny REM as it walks over. You see what it
42:44
was working on and that is it puts all its job is
42:47
to put those bubble gum eyeballs onto
42:50
the character ice cream cones that you get from
42:52
the ice cream in. And you can see the ones that
42:55
were coming out as it was all glitchy and they're all
42:58
messed up all over. And then, of course, the ones that it's doing
43:01
now are fixed, and you suddenly realize
43:04
how those get so messed up when you buy
43:07
them at the ice cream.
43:08
Yep.
43:09
Um, I guess I yell to the next one and say,
43:12
hey, roll by Choco Churner.
43:15
Oh, perfect.
43:16
Come here, Choco Churner.
43:18
Do we hear the names being across.
43:20
The, uh, roll
43:23
another.
43:24
I've got a voucher
43:27
with your name.
43:31
The Cracker Barrel has come.
43:34
I'm holding a voucher and waving it up in the
43:36
air.
43:37
Choco Cherner, uh, just
43:40
looks at you, and he just starts aggressively.
43:43
Uh, he's got kind of like a whirlwind of
43:45
chocolate, um, kind of like when you go to mix
43:48
something in a mixer, and then you lift the thing if it
43:51
were still mixing, and it just starts shooting chocolate in every direction. He's
43:54
just doing that. And as he does this, you can see
43:57
Donna, who's ducking in amongst the various
43:59
machines.
44:01
If you come to get this Cracker
44:03
Barrel voucher, you could use it to have
44:06
a half off on the double chocolate fudge
44:09
Coca Cola cake he deserves.
44:12
That's a great reference.
44:15
We'll try to talk Donna into yelling, giving us the codes if
44:18
she's behind.
44:18
Them, go for it. Do a charm.
44:21
Oh, it's not my best quality.
44:24
You yell that from control room.
44:26
Exploding dice.
44:27
Exploding dice.
44:30
Okay, so what are you saying? What are you saying exactly?
44:33
Uh, Donna, we need the codes off their
44:35
backs.
44:36
She's like, I've got two of them.
44:40
She said Rocky Roadblocker
44:43
ice cream cone or sorry, dish
44:46
cone, peanut, cookie. You type
44:49
that one in, and Rocky Roadblocker resets. And then
44:52
she says, Mr. Fruit tastic,
44:54
strawberry, cherry, mango,
44:57
banana. You type that one in, and he resets.
45:00
And he goes back, he stops firing fruit, uh, bullets at
45:03
you. I think all you have left is Choco
45:06
Churner. And sherbert shuffler.
45:08
Well, I'm going to don my hard hat.
45:12
I'm going to run in holding my voucher
45:15
up, and I'm going to go, you're going to take this
45:17
voucher chocolate robot.
45:21
Are you just trying to coax him, or are you doing anything?
45:23
I'm just running to him, and I'm going to
45:26
wave it in front of his face to get his attention.
45:29
I got think of the double chocolate cake,
45:32
and I'm going to try and get his attention. And then when I get it, I'm going to
45:35
throw it to the side and run to the like a dog.
45:38
Like, go fetch, boy. All right, do another
45:40
charm.
45:41
I guess a nine.
45:43
A nine?
45:44
I could spend one. Might make it a ten.
45:46
Yeah, okay. All right, I'll take that. All right. You manage
45:49
to get his attention. You throw the voucher. Off he goes.
45:53
And then, uh, as he's kind of stomping towards
45:56
it, you can see on the back of his, uh,
45:58
shoulder, you see cookie
46:01
milk cake cone.
46:04
Yeah, I called that out.
46:04
Uh, all right, sounds good. And finally, he
46:07
resets, leaving you just with Sherbert
46:09
Shuffler, who has now made an entire
46:12
little cube of hardened
46:15
sherbert around himself.
46:17
He's fortified himself?
46:18
Yes.
46:19
Oh, well, he's not that dangerous now.
46:21
That's true.
46:22
He's going to walk over to and I guess,
46:24
uh, he's in a box. Yeah,
46:27
I'm going to walk over. He's stuck in a box.
46:30
It's not really doing anything like beep, beep, beep, beep.
46:32
Uh, hey, Mr. Dunker, you got anything
46:35
to cut through this box so we.
46:37
Could get at least see his,
46:40
uh.
46:41
Mean, I don't again, this is kind of a you guys
46:44
thing, but, I mean, use the hot hat, maybe.
46:46
Hogan, take the take the
46:49
computer damned up. Just roll up
46:52
his sleeves and just walk out there
46:55
taking off his hard hat.
46:56
Oh, snap.
46:57
And he's just going to start wham, slamming
46:59
it.
47:00
Do, uh, what is it? The b one?
47:02
Braun.
47:03
Braun, yeah.
47:03
Do braun five.
47:04
And waiting to use that. All right.
47:07
1111.
47:09
All right.
47:09
Twelve.
47:10
Bam, bam, bam.
47:12
It starts to crack. And as it does, the crack grows bigger
47:14
and bigger until whole wall section of it
47:17
shatters and awkwardly, as if like sitting and going to the
47:20
bathroom. The robot is
47:23
currently putting another layer on the opposite
47:26
side, like that shining reference.
47:28
Oh, yeah. Kieran.
47:32
Um, he's fortifying the wall opposite you, and
47:35
his whole head just kind of turns around to look at you like.
47:37
Oh, so I'm facing his back.
47:40
You're already facing his back.
47:41
All right, I'm going to read the symbols and then call it out
47:44
immediately.
47:44
Awesome.
47:45
So his symbols are
47:47
sherbert, strawberry, cherry, and mango.
47:50
I would have laughed.
47:51
Sherbert. Sherbert. Sherbert. Sherbert.
47:55
Hogan, are you typing that in?
47:57
Yep. Awesome.
47:58
All right, you type that in, and sure enough, sherbert
48:01
powers down and resets. As he lifts up,
48:03
uh, he looks at the sherbert that's around him, and he just
48:06
starts to kind of, like, break it so that it falls down. And then once
48:09
it's broken, he goes back to his section and starts filling the
48:12
little pints of sherbert. And you guys have
48:15
finally finished fixing
48:18
all the AI robots.
48:19
And Dillydunker says, all right, well done,
48:22
everybody. Great teamwork all around. Uh,
48:24
fantastic whack all around. Very well done. You
48:27
fixed my robots. I'm glad that you technologically
48:30
savvy kids could help me out with that.
48:33
Uh, let's get out of here. And he
48:35
leads you guys to the next room.
48:37
As he opens up the door to the next room, you guys step inside.
48:40
You're a little bit surprised because you step into what seems
48:43
like a plain and simple board or meeting room.
48:46
Uh, he asks you all to take a seat. Kind
48:49
of motions to take seats around the area. It's almost
48:52
like a classroom, kind of like a classroom where you got, like, the rows of seats.
48:55
And then he's got a big area here.
48:56
And he says, well,
48:59
you guys did it.
49:00
You made it through all the trials.
49:02
And hazards of my ice cream. Satisfactory. And
49:05
for the most part, you did it all with flying colors, and you
49:08
worked together and I think that's really the important thing. So
49:11
let me ask you this.
49:13
He looks at each one of you, and then he turns to Julian, and.
49:15
He says, julian, what
49:18
would you do for a butterscotch
49:21
blast off?
49:24
Um, uh, typically, I go to my
49:27
Cracker Barrel parents freezer, and I open it
49:30
up, and I would just take one out and eat it.
49:33
But let me ask you this. What would you be willing to do
49:36
to get your hands on a butterscotch
49:38
blaster?
49:39
Well, typically, my quota is handing out
49:42
at least 20 vouchers a day, so at least 20
49:45
voucher handouts a day.
49:47
All right.
49:48
Okay.
49:48
I can spike those numbers up if need be, if my parents
49:51
are a bit of a challenge or it's the off season, but for the
49:54
most part, 20 is my quota.
49:56
All right, fair enough. Fantastic.
49:59
Um, solid answer. We'll get back to that.
50:02
He turns to Kieran, and he
50:05
says.
50:06
Kieran, what would you be willing to do for a
50:09
pint of Kit Kat cookie dough?
50:11
I mean, I can do anything,
50:14
really. I mean, if I'm hungry for it.
50:17
I don't know, do the dishes, make
50:20
a meal for the family. Uh, anything that
50:23
really makes my I mean, it's my sister's favorite flavor, so
50:26
anything that makes her happy to get it, I'll do it.
50:28
Good answer.
50:29
And then he turns to, uh, Hogan.
50:32
And he says, hogan, let me ask
50:34
you, what would you be willing to
50:37
do for a duck fudgers?
50:39
I would do literally anything. I'm afraid I would die without
50:42
them. I am so scared of
50:45
going a day without a duck fudger.
50:48
Oh, man, I will kill.
50:53
I'm getting.
50:53
The sense that you'd be willing to.
50:55
Get quite violent duck faja.
50:57
I would hope it doesn't come to that.
51:00
Interesting answer. Interesting answer.
51:02
And then he finally turns to Donna.
51:04
And he says, donna,
51:06
Donna, Donna, what would you be willing
51:09
to do for a sugar free
51:12
citrus pop? And she goes, I
51:15
don't, uh, probably I guess I'd be willing
51:18
to maybe put a Tweet out about it or an
51:20
Instagram post, but I'd probably only.
51:22
Do, like, share it by my story. I probably wouldn't do a
51:25
full permanent post.
51:27
Something along those lines. Maybe my snapchat. But,
51:29
um, maybe he goes, all right.
51:32
Well, you just see the visible confusion.
51:35
On skunk, whatever the hell that means.
51:40
He says, all right. Um, that was a great
51:43
question. I know I said that was the.
51:44
Last question, but I guess I also.
51:45
Had to ask, what was the ice cream treat you guys each came up
51:48
with?
51:49
I, uh, know mine.
51:50
Yeah, absolutely. Hogan have eddie.
51:52
Well, as a sister treat to the duck
51:54
fudgers, I want to create lemon loonies in
51:57
the shape of a loon with vanilla ice
52:00
cream and hints of lemon and lemon cookies.
52:03
I like it. I like it. Taking something you're familiar with
52:05
and changing it into your own spin on it. I like it very
52:08
smart. And also a lemon flavored treat. We don't have a lot of those,
52:11
but I feel like it's a good direction.
52:13
And there's a giant space in the market for a treat based on
52:16
loons.
52:17
That's a very good point. All right. Uh,
52:19
Kieran, what about you? Did you come up with a treat for?
52:23
Um, yeah,
52:25
it took me a while to get the recipe down, but it's something
52:28
I've made myself many a times. A, uh,
52:31
salted, uh, caramel brownie cookie
52:34
dough.
52:34
Oh, all right. Again, taking something that you
52:37
are a fan of and, uh, twisting it
52:40
into a new creation.
52:41
All right. Very interesting.
52:43
Going to pull out his little box that oh, yeah.
52:46
He's going to be like, I really do want to see what these things,
52:49
uh, add to the recipe. Though it's a much different flavor
52:52
from the brownie batter you get at, like,
52:54
Malwart.
52:55
All right.
52:56
I like the experimentation. Very nice. Very
52:58
nice.
52:59
What page is that recipe on?
53:05
Oh, no, I can't do anything to.
53:07
Hoggin because it was Philip I had the
53:09
rumor about. Well, yeah, that's.
53:14
Amazing.
53:14
His grandma's definitely getting in his,
53:24
um awesome. And then finally he turns to
53:27
Julian.
53:27
And he says, what about you, Julian? What did you come up
53:30
with?
53:30
For me, the rumor I thought of.
53:33
I'm not really the ice cream
53:35
expert. I, um, don't really know
53:38
how to make it. I just know what sounds good and what's
53:41
tasty. And while I was drinking that root beer
53:44
soda, I had some vanilla ice
53:47
cream with it, and I thought, what if you could put, like,
53:50
vanilla ice cream, but then put
53:52
root beer flavoring inside
53:55
of the in middle of it, so that when you took a bite of
53:58
it'd be a root beer ice cream blend?
54:01
Don't they already have that?
54:03
We don't hear at Dilly Dunkers?
54:06
But I see what you mean. Sort of a, uh, root beer
54:09
infused vanilla it's like a reverse ice
54:12
cream float. Yeah. Interesting. Like a
54:15
reverse Rook beer float where.
54:17
The ice cream is the float.
54:19
Right.
54:19
Interesting.
54:20
All right, well, those are fantastic ideas. What about you,
54:23
Donna? She's like, um I don't know. I was thinking, like, something
54:26
easily to walk with.
54:27
So think about the idea of, like.
54:29
An ice cream sandwich, except instead of the normal
54:32
ice cream sandwich, where it's.
54:33
Just like a chocolate wafer on top and bottom, and then there's ice cream in
54:35
the middle, what if it was, like, an actual sandwich? So
54:38
there's different flavored ice creams inside.
54:40
So you'd have not, like, gross stuff like
54:43
vegetables and meat and stuff, but just
54:46
different things on the inside. So it's like multiple layers.
54:48
All right. That's quite interesting, for sure. All
54:51
right, well, whatever the case, that was just kind of a
54:54
little bit of a test to see make sure.
54:57
That you all have the creative vision.
54:58
That I feel like needs to be running this place.
55:01
But I know that we're at the end,
55:04
and everybody wants to know who it is that I'm going to insert.
55:06
As the leaders of the Dearly Dunkers
55:09
ice cream.
55:10
Satisfactory? And my answer
55:13
is all of you.
55:16
Because I have been running this company.
55:19
Myself for far too long. And if there's one thing
55:22
I've learned in all that time, it's that I can't
55:25
do it myself. And I'm tired, and I've got other.
55:28
Things I want to do.
55:29
And believe it or not, I'm not.
55:30
All that interested in doing ice cream anymore.
55:32
I'm also really pretty much fresh out of my pants. So I'm
55:35
going to go do other things, and I want you guys
55:38
to.
55:39
Each run the factory for me.
55:40
But I'm going to put you all in very specific positions.
55:43
Kieran, you're going to be the chief
55:46
share advisor. You're going to oversee the
55:49
factory operations. You're going to be the leadership behind the
55:52
whole thing, making sure everything's moving.
55:54
Properly and being handled creatively, and
55:57
just.
55:57
Making sure that everything's operating as it should be.
55:59
Well, I already know. Promotion. Yeah,
56:02
I got it I got it handled.
56:04
Uh, you got me figured out. Look at this.
56:05
Two one special. Cracker barrel first,
56:08
and then you take.
56:09
A stop at the old Dunker ice
56:12
cream spot. We could do coupons. Franchising,
56:15
two for one special franchising, I see
56:17
opportunities here.
56:19
Uh, you know what?
56:20
I'm just going to be appreciative of.
56:21
The fact that you're kicking around all.
56:24
Sort of opportunities and things.
56:26
I'm going to make you the brand ambassador,
56:29
and you're going to be in charge of all that stuff. Basically
56:32
everything that you just said, all the public relations.
56:35
With that being said, Donna's going to take over as the head
56:37
marketing consultant.
56:40
It's really hard to say these words in an accent.
56:42
And she's going to do consultant,
56:45
and she's going to do all the marketing.
56:47
Strategy and all of that kind of stuff, since it's obvious that
56:49
she's kind.
56:50
Of handled that stuff already. And she's like, oh, yeah, that's actually what I'm
56:53
really good at.
56:53
That's perfect.
56:54
And then he turns to Hogan, and.
56:57
He says, hogan, you're a tricky one.
56:59
I'm not going to put you in.
57:00
Human free sauces, because that's a dangerous place
57:03
to put someone that's willing to.
57:05
Kill for an ice cream.
57:09
What I am going to put you in front of is I'm going
57:12
to.
57:12
Make you I'd, uh, make a great I'd make a great taste
57:15
tester.
57:15
Taste tester.
57:17
All right.
57:19
I wouldn't have to get hungry.
57:21
That's, uh, a very good point.
57:22
I'll make you quality control, and you'll
57:25
be the guy that's in charge of making sure that the ice cream that
57:27
leaves this factory is delicious,
57:30
because you.
57:31
Can have a brand ambassador, but if.
57:33
Your brand sucks because the product sucks,
57:36
then there's no point even having a brand. So you're the guy
57:39
that makes sure the brand doesn't
57:41
suck. And with that, I want to thank.
57:44
You guys all for checking out my factory,
57:47
and I hope that you'll all sign on to take over this
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factory as I retire and head out.
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Speaking of quality control, you
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made sure to get the Philip batch taken off the
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line, right?
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Oh, yeah. Uh, the Scoop troop just notified me. They got
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Philip out.
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He's just fine.
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What job is he going to have?
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Oh, no, he didn't make it through.
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So he's going to get sent back to his grandma.
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Okay, so at least his grandma won't take his inheritance.
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Well, I don't have any control over that, but okay.
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And with that, you, uh, guys all take
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over the, uh, massive ice cream and
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frozen treat company known as Dilly
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Dunker's Ice Cream Company. Uh,
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taking um over the satisfactory, maintaining, uh, it for
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years to come, and building the brand and growing the
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products, and all in all, being a successful
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group of ice, uh, cream entrepreneurs.
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Thank you guys for playing. This has been
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Dilly Dunkers Ice cream. Satisfactory. A One
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shot Kids on Bikes campaign.
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Uh, written by myself. I hope you guys all had fun. I hope
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you, as the listeners had.
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Fun listening, and we'll see you guys next time.
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cream satisfactory a Kids on Bike one shot
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