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Ally Payne: Armpit Sniffer and Toenail Clipper · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: I have one more relationship thing too.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_02: You know, when you first started dating Tiffany and you have like your scotisms, your things that are kind of weird.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And it's how do I introduce this to her and her still like me?
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_02: This one is mine, and this is something that I hate admitting when you're first starting a relationship.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_02: You got we have to like get to a point where I say, I do this too.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_02: Are you ready?
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_00: If loves the smell of my armpits.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I'm curious if she's the only one.
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  SPEAKER_00: She indulges in it random times, around the house.
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  SPEAKER_00: Doesn't matter what we're doing.
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  SPEAKER_00: We could be outside of the house as well.
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  SPEAKER_00: She'll come up to me and she takes a big smell and has a sigh of relief as though it uh settles her nervous system.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_02: This is me! Wow! I love smelling an armpit.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_02: I love smelling an armpit.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's gross.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's one of those uh well, that and clipping toenails.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_02: I love clipping toenails.
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  SPEAKER_01: I love when when when she does my toenails.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna lie.
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  SPEAKER_02: I never, I have to this day have not done that for him yet.
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  SPEAKER_02: I would love to.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if he would let me, but I would I just let me on.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think I have this figured out.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you really want to do it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Toenails or armpits?
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_01: Toenails, the armpits.
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  SPEAKER_02: The armpits I get a little sneak in there.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's just disgusting.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_01: I I don't want to talk about that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean, I'm not gonna stop you, but I just can we avoid that.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I like how you're so grossed out, you're like, I don't want to talk about that.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_01: But let's go to the other gross thing, the toenails.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_01: I totally know how you can accomplish this.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: If this is your fantasy, how far is the TV off the ground?
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_01: Just follow my train of logic as I'm explaining this.
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  SPEAKER_01: How far is the TV off the ground at your house where you guys are watching the Bills game?
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  SPEAKER_02: I uh it's like eye level.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Perfect.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, so here's what you do.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_01: You uh you get them sat down here.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_01: In fact, I'll try to set the tone for you.
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  SPEAKER_01: You you get them sat down on uh Thursday night.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay?
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thursday night, you sit up.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's right, Thursday night game.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yep, we got an 8.15 start, okay?
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, yeah, yeah.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_01: You uh line up two cans of I guess pumpkin beer is the thing now, right, for this time of year.
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  SPEAKER_01: And he drank a pumpkin cider last night.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, whatever.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: Whatever it is, you you you put those two right there next to the couch next to him.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_01: You get him Oh, I'm really setting it up, aren't I?
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_01: This is gonna how you get this is how you're getting to the toenails.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: And um, so there he is.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_01: And you get him reclined.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so now the feet are up a little bit.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you let him sit for a few seconds, expecting this is gonna be a comfortable watch of the football game.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you know, he's probably in his mind thinking, she might sit next to me or she might make snacks, whatever.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_01: But you, my dear, are not making snacks.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_01: What am I making?
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  SPEAKER_01: You're getting the clippers out.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then as his feet are up and he's one of those pumpkin or ciders in, because you know, it's slightly numb now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah, slightly.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then I come up and I come up spade.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you get down on your knees right in front of his feet, take those socks right off, and start a clipping while he's watching the game.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_01: And you think he's just gonna let me do this?
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_01: I think he's gonna find an orgasmic.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, because Scott loves it apparently.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_01: I have never had this exact setup, but I'm thinking if you're looking, this is how you tackle it with him.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I think what's great for you guys, too, it seems like more men struggle bending over to reach their toenails anyway.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it is a toilet.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_01: Right?
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_02: Like you get like it gotta put your foot up.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_01: I have a pedestal sink in the bathroom.
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  SPEAKER_02: You get your leg all up on that sink?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh it my foot's numb by the time I put it back on the floor.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_01: Why don't you just do it on the toilet?
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you gotta bend over.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_01: So it proves that point.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_02: You would rather get your leg like all the way up in the back.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_02: Ah, yeah.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_01: Sometimes the bending over gives me heartburn.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is crazy.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_01: So think about this.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_01: This guy's getting a full pedicure while he's got some beers next to him and he's watching the film.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_01: Does life get any better than that?
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_01: No, not at all.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_01: I agree with you.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_01: God, what a fantasy.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_01: Jeez.