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Full Show 4-27-26: Producer Blake's Pizza Rolls · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: I just want you to know that you're an uncle.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations, Hold on, hold on, congratulation.
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  Speaker 4: When did you have a child?
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  Speaker 2: I had fifteen baby chicks this weekend.
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  Speaker 4: That I don't care. It's better than.
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  Speaker 2: Being a dad. Surprise. You are right.
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  Speaker 4: If I got told that right now on the radio
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  Speaker 4: that I was a dad, I would.
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  Speaker 2: Be so upset. Well, you are the father.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to play this game.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I know you don't care, but I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: There's people listening who are chicken ladies that will appreciate
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  Speaker 2: this because I started hatching chickens and an incubator for
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  Speaker 2: the very first time last year, and like half of
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  Speaker 2: them hatched. This time, I put six sixteen eggs and
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  Speaker 2: an incubator out of the sixteen fifteen hatched. That's an
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  Speaker 2: amazing hatch rate that never happens. I'm proud.
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  Speaker 4: You're becoming a better chicken lady by the day. I know.
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  Speaker 2: I gave them all to my neighbors, so I'm like
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  Speaker 2: the neighbor. I'm the chick supplier. Now, how can.
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  Speaker 4: I be the uncle? If you gave them away.
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  Speaker 2: I cap a feel. We just don't worry about it anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, call the show. How was your weekend? Eight
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  Speaker 2: three three five x one? Bama is the number that's
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  Speaker 2: eight three three five x one two two sixty two.
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  Speaker 2: It's what the hell? Headlines? What the hell are you
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  Speaker 2: talking about?
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  Speaker 1: On the Alabama Show?
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  Speaker 2: Now you can get cucumber deal, Chapstick.
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  Speaker 4: Why why would anyone buy that?
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  Speaker 2: I would? Birds Bees and Grillo's just collabed to make
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  Speaker 2: this an exclusive thing and it just launched this past
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  Speaker 2: Saturday only at Walmart.
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  Speaker 4: It has cucumber in it.
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  Speaker 2: That's what cucumber is the deal. Pickles are cucumber.
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  Speaker 4: I'm fine with the pickle part.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like the precursor cucumber. It's literally just whatever.
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  Speaker 5: What the.
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  Speaker 1: Super Easy Trivia with the Yella Mamma Show?
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  Speaker 2: Taylor? Good morning? What are you doing today? I am
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  Speaker 2: at work? Where do you work? What do you do?
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  Speaker 2: I am a person for press on Bagel? Okay, awesome?
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  Speaker 2: Are you calling a play super Easy Trivia? I am
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  Speaker 2: all right, Taylor. I'll ask the questions and you give
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  Speaker 2: the answers. Producer Blake is your lifeline if you need him.
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  Speaker 2: Question emby one Taylor, what do you hit with a hammer? Anil?
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  Speaker 2: Good job? Next one, who is the fairy in Peter Pan?
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  Speaker 3: Thinker Bill?
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  Speaker 2: And last one for the wind Taylor, what do you
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  Speaker 2: use to write on a blackboard? On a blackboard? That's it?
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations Taylor, you just won super easy trivia.
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  Speaker 4: Yay.
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  Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know you with the
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  Speaker 1: Elemma Show.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to trade trinkets, there's any box in
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  Speaker 2: Birmingham that you can. It's the Birmingham Trinket Trade. It's
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  Speaker 2: like those little free libraries where you take a trinket,
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  Speaker 2: leave a trinket. It's got bracelets, keychain, stickers and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: It's brand new. It's at the sandwich Shop the Electric
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  Speaker 2: in East Avondale. The Michael Jackson biopic is officially out.
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  Speaker 2: It has shattered records. It debuted at ninety seven million
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  Speaker 2: dollars in US ticket sales two hundred and seventeen million
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  Speaker 2: dollars worldwide, so this makes this the highest grossing opening
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  Speaker 2: for any biopic in cinema history. Michael's nephew is who's
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  Speaker 2: playing him in the movie. He's never acted before this
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  Speaker 2: movie either, so that's pretty cool. Kellogg is putting toys
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  Speaker 2: back in some of its cereal boxes. It is time
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  Speaker 2: to be a kid again. I'm so excited for the
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  Speaker 2: first time in a decade. This is timed with the
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  Speaker 2: release of Toy Story five. Starting Sunday, special edition boxes
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  Speaker 2: at Frosted Flakes, Free Loops, Applejacks, and corn Pops are
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  Speaker 2: going to have small figures of the characters from Toy Story.
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  Speaker 2: They cut toys out of boxes like well over a
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  Speaker 2: decade ago. Did you have toys in your cereal boxes
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  Speaker 2: when you were a kid. Yes, So they did it
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  Speaker 2: to cut costs and concerns over choking hazards. But Kellogg
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  Speaker 2: says this just made it a natural fit with Toy
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  Speaker 2: Story five. So keep a look out. Those boxes will
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  Speaker 2: be out real soon. And that's three things you need
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  Speaker 2: to know more at the Alabama Show dot com, you.
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  Speaker 1: Were listening to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 5: On to man.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Alex. What's your issue for Ask Alabama?
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  Speaker 5: Am I wrong for not leaving work to help my
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  Speaker 5: wife mish' around out of gas?
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  Speaker 3: I know?
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  Speaker 2: Call the show if you ever have an issue for
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  Speaker 2: five O one. Mbama is the number. Why did you
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  Speaker 2: not help your wife when she ran out of gas?
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  Speaker 5: Well, my wife and I have been married for eleven years. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: I worked full time, She'll laugh. Week, my wife didn't
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  Speaker 5: have to work and decided to go visit her sister,
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  Speaker 5: who lives an hour away. She didn't tell me she
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  Speaker 5: was going, and she called me hysterical to tell me
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  Speaker 5: that she ran out of gas on her way there
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  Speaker 5: in the middle of nowhere.
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  Speaker 2: So what did you do when she called to you?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I told her I couldn't help her because I
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  Speaker 5: was at work. I had a lot of important meetings
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  Speaker 5: that day I couldn't miss, and I told her to
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  Speaker 5: call sister or took plea.
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  Speaker 2: How did she feel about that?
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  Speaker 5: She got mad at me, and she hung up on
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  Speaker 5: me and hasn't spoken to me for days. Rightfully, So,
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  Speaker 5: I've apologized multiple times for not being able to leave
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  Speaker 5: and help her, and she just keeps saying that she can't.
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  Speaker 2: Count on me anymore.
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  Speaker 5: Am I a jerk for not leaving work to help her?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, she will, I don't think so. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: he was at work.
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  Speaker 4: What does she expect him to like automatically drop literally?
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  Speaker 4: What could pay their bills? This is on her. She
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  Speaker 4: can see the gas gauge. I don't know why we
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  Speaker 4: have to make an excuse for her.
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  Speaker 2: My guy, if you leave, If I'm married to you
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  Speaker 2: and can you leave me stranded on the side of
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  Speaker 2: the road, We're not gonna be married anymore. Call the show.
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  Speaker 2: Eight three three five, Oy and Bama is the number.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever run out of gas and had to
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  Speaker 2: call your spouse? And if you're the spouse, would you
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  Speaker 2: go help them? Eight three three five oh one two
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  Speaker 2: two sixty You were listening.
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  Speaker 1: To the Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe you wouldn't go help if you were
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  Speaker 2: married and your wife ran out of gas.
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  Speaker 4: If I'm at work, if I'm in the middle of
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  Speaker 4: a job, that is what I have to be working
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  Speaker 4: on at that moment.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever ran out of gas?
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  Speaker 4: No, because I probably ze getting guests before I run out.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna run out of gas, and you're gonna call
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  Speaker 2: me asking you to help, asking me to help you,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm gonna say no, But I can't stop what
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing. I'm doing farm chores.
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  Speaker 4: Good. That's the consequences of my own actions.
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  Speaker 2: Call the show. Have you ever ran out of gas
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  Speaker 2: and what happened? Who'd you call to help you? Eight
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  Speaker 2: listening to.
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  Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on demand?
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  Speaker 2: Eight three three five iym Bama is the number to
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  Speaker 2: call the show. Have you ever been stranded on the
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  Speaker 2: side of the road, run out of gas and your
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  Speaker 2: spouse refused to come help you? Good morning? Who's this?
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  Speaker 3: This is Shila, and it's not just gas. I was
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  Speaker 3: stuck in a snow drift off the road with a
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  Speaker 3: broken ankle and he would have come what what? And
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  Speaker 3: he was operating the tow truck.
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? So? Are you still married?
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  Speaker 3: I am not? Oh hell no.
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  Speaker 6: Did you do for that?
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  Speaker 5: No? But many other things?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I mean that was just one of the many girl.
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  Speaker 3: Oh for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Well, good for you, and I'm glad you made it
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  Speaker 2: out of that snow drift. How's your ankle?
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  Speaker 3: Oh that was many many years ago.
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  Speaker 2: You got any man now that'll help you out when
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  Speaker 2: you're stranded?
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  Speaker 3: Oh heck yeah, almost seventeen years with Prince Charming.
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  Speaker 2: That's awesome. You get an airhorn for that, Sheila, Thank
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  Speaker 2: you for carling?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, very good, Thanks, bye bye bye.
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  Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know with the Elemma Show.
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  Speaker 6: I don't really know what I want to do yet,
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  Speaker 6: just kind of thinking about it right now.
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  Speaker 2: That's what's awesome, because being a mom is already a
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  Speaker 2: a full time job, and you've been going to college.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you are so ready to sleep.
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  Speaker 6: You have no idea I have. I have kids from
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  Speaker 6: fifteen all the way down to two.
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  Speaker 2: Girl. Congratulations, that is awesome. I am super happy for you.
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  Speaker 1: If you were listening to the Alabama Show on dement,
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  Speaker 1: one of us almost didn't survive the weekend.
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  Speaker 4: It was a close one. It was very close.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Alabama with producer Blake. What'd you do?
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  Speaker 4: I almost started a fire in my kitchen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, not your kitchen, somebody else's kitchen of the house
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  Speaker 2: you're renting.
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  Speaker 4: And that's the point I rented. So it's okay because
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  Speaker 4: I didn't burn anything.
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  Speaker 2: What happened.
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  Speaker 4: So I started cooking nothing even fancy. I kind of
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  Speaker 4: feel bad that it is what it was cooking. Pizza
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  Speaker 4: rolls am in the oven and I went to the
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  Speaker 4: back to go finish my laundry.
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  Speaker 2: And after you had put the pizza rolls in the
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  Speaker 2: oven and turn the oven.
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  Speaker 4: On correct and you only got to cook them for like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, ten minutes. Yeah, well, I fell asleep by accident.
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  Speaker 4: You didn't tell me you fell asleep. I wanted to
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  Speaker 4: let you know now. So I fell asleep and I
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  Speaker 4: woke up an hour later, and I smelled like something
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  Speaker 4: smells burning, and I went, oh, no, forgot it was
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  Speaker 4: in there.
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  Speaker 2: So was there smoke all in the house.
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  Speaker 4: It smelled like it. But no, And now the oven
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  Speaker 4: has like a I need to go clean it out.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta go clean out the oven. What's in the
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  Speaker 4: oven like Crispy's on the bottom. I don't know what
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  Speaker 4: you'd call that, but the I got the pizza rolls
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  Speaker 4: out and they were black. I figured out you don't
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  Speaker 4: cook pizza rolls more than ten minutes. I know why.
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  Speaker 2: Now you set a timer if you're cooking something, you
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  Speaker 2: don't go lay down and take a nap. Update.
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  Speaker 4: I did set a timer. I didn't hear it because
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  Speaker 4: I left my phone in the kitchen. Oh I didn't
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  Speaker 4: mean too. I was doing laundry and I fell asleep.
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  Speaker 2: Your story keeps changing, and the email you sent me
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  Speaker 2: you were playing video games.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't want to tell you that because I felt bad.
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  Speaker 2: So what you're saying is you're a liar and you've
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  Speaker 2: almost burned the house sound that you're renting on the show.
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  Speaker 2: I fell asleep I've done that. I have forgotten that
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  Speaker 2: I was cooking stuff but never fell asleep.
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  Speaker 4: But it's just forgotten.
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  Speaker 2: Then remember to pull it out when I smelled it.
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  Speaker 2: But if this has ever happened to you, or if
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  Speaker 2: you're a firefighter and you've shown up on calls to
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  Speaker 2: people who did this, but your lecture producer Blake, eight
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  Speaker 2: three three five I one and BAMA is the number.
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  Speaker 2: That's eight three three five x one two two six.
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  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand, eight
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  Speaker 1: three thirty five I and BAMA is the number to
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  Speaker 1: call the show, Susan, good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Did you ever forget something was in the oven?
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  Speaker 6: I didn't forget the oven. I forgot it was on
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  Speaker 6: the stove.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, what was it? It was harbled eggs?
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  Speaker 5: Girl?
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  Speaker 2: Did they explode?
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  Speaker 5: They were exploded eggs?
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  Speaker 2: Did they How big? How big is an egg explosion?
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  Speaker 2: Was it like on your ceiling?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: My god, it's horrible.
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  Speaker 3: So I had it on the front eye.
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  Speaker 5: Uh so it got some of the ceiling and then
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  Speaker 5: like the you know hood above the sevening.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure I cleaned.
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  Speaker 7: That for hours and it still smells like it today,
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  Speaker 7: doesn't it smell horrible. Thanks for calling, Susan.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 5: Love listening to you guys.
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  Speaker 2: You'll have a great day. The Alabama Show on Demand.
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  Speaker 1: It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 2: Savannah, do you ever leave something in the oven?
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  Speaker 3: No? But my my grandfather, he was a firefighter.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. At first, I have so many questions.
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  Speaker 3: How do you fall asleep through laundry?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? How do you fall a sleeping laundry?
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  Speaker 7: Part of what part of the laundry process requires.
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  Speaker 6: You to lay down and close your eyes?
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  Speaker 4: It was a long week, Savannah, It was a long week.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So are you saying your granddad showed up to
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  Speaker 2: house calls where people burnt their house down while cooking.
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  Speaker 6: All the time, all the time.
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  Speaker 2: There you go, Producer Blake, you are officially a hazard.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not a hazard.
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  Speaker 3: They should give you that.
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  Speaker 6: The firefighters should give you a warning label.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not that bad warning falls asleep while baking pizza rolls?
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  Speaker 3: How do you mess up pizza rolls?
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  Speaker 2: That's what I said, Savannah. A nine year old.
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  Speaker 7: Can successfully make pizza.
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  Speaker 5: Rolls himself unsupervised.
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  Speaker 2: Savannah, I lovey, Thank you for calling.
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  Speaker 3: No problem.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you ready to go?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got stuff to do.
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  Speaker 2: What are you going to do today?
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  Speaker 4: I got to do vocal lessons. I've got to probably
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  Speaker 4: clean up my oven.
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  Speaker 2: Come hang out with me and see your nieces and nephews.
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  Speaker 4: I've got to go. I've got to go to vocal listens.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we're doing. Hey, anything you missed on the show today,
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