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- 0:57Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop.
- 1:01Speaker 4: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Happy first Juicy Scoop
- 1:05Speaker 4: episode of 2023. And to kick off the first episode,
- 1:11Speaker 4: I have my first ever guest.
- 1:13Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:13Speaker 2: Chris Franjola.
- 1:14Speaker 5: Starting another year.
- 1:15Speaker 2: Starting another year, another delight.
- 1:18Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 1:18Speaker 4: Got himself a big cup of coffee before coming here
- 1:21Speaker 4: because it's a rainy day.
- 1:22Speaker 2: Jelly day.
- 1:23Speaker 5: As you can tell, I was all cute when I
- 1:25Speaker 5: left the house. Then I got poured on.
- 1:27Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
- 1:28Speaker 5: It's cold out. It has been for quite a while now.
- 1:31Speaker 5: We've been getting a lot of rain. I know. It's
- 1:34Speaker 5: going to be quite a spring here in Los Angeles.
- 1:35Speaker 5: Everything's going to be popping.
- 1:37Speaker 3: I know.
- 1:37Speaker 4: I said, now with all this rain, will there ever
- 1:42Speaker 4: be a news report that's like, hey, because of all
- 1:45Speaker 4: this rain, good news.
- 1:47Speaker 5: No.
- 1:47Speaker 2: No, they'll never say good news. They'll be like, get
- 1:50Speaker 2: ready for the floods. No. Get ready for your house
- 1:52Speaker 2: to slide down a mountain.
- 1:53Speaker 5: There's never any. No, there's no good news.
- 1:54Speaker 2: There's never any.
- 1:57Speaker 5: No. Like you used to do all the time.
- 1:59Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:59Speaker 5: You used to do. Like there's one good news story
- 2:02Speaker 5: at the end of every news show, like the cat
- 2:04Speaker 5: in the tree or something. That's the one you always
- 2:06Speaker 5: used to do.
- 2:06Speaker 2: And now we have a good story about, this is Mittens.
- 2:10Speaker 2: And Mittens climbed up the tree. And we see that, yeah,
- 2:15Speaker 2: got her down. Got her down with some of that
- 2:16Speaker 2: delicious food. Yeah.
- 2:18Speaker 5: And that's about it.
- 2:19Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
- 2:19Speaker 5: About 10 seconds of cute, and then everything else is
- 2:22Speaker 5: murder and mayhem. It is awful.
- 2:26Speaker 2: But I had a great trip.
- 2:28Speaker 5: Yes, you sure did.
- 2:30Speaker 2: Here's Peter and I in love after we got rid
- 2:33Speaker 2: of the boat.
- 2:33Speaker 5: Can I ask you, oh, the boat was an issue?
- 2:38Speaker 2: I did a long Patreon on it. You know how
- 2:42Speaker 2: to get there, patreon.com.
- 2:43Speaker 5: That's a great picture of both of you.
- 2:46Speaker 2: This was so much more fun.
- 2:48Speaker 5: We, okay.
- 2:49Speaker 2: The boat was, we had a moment on the boat. Yeah.
- 2:53Speaker 4: Perfectly in a shortened way. Cause I got into great
- 2:56Speaker 4: detail in the picture. Um, I, everybody said this is
- 3:00Speaker 4: the greatest trip they ever took.
- 3:02Speaker 5: Okay.
- 3:03Speaker 2: I have four friends that have done it. Oh my God.
- 3:06Speaker 2: You're going to love it. We did it.
- 3:08Speaker 4: You get the catamaran, you go from all these different
- 3:11Speaker 4: islands and each place is cuter and more green water.
- 3:14Speaker 2: And what have you loved?
- 3:15Speaker 5: So great.
- 3:17Speaker 4: What I didn't realize is that all those people that
- 3:20Speaker 4: had the greatest trip ever went on a catamaran with
- 3:24Speaker 4: a captain.
- 3:25Speaker 2: And a stew slash chef.
- 3:30Speaker 4: And we, because Peter's a captain and on our catamaran,
- 3:35Speaker 4: we didn't want some stranger with us. We wanted to
- 3:37Speaker 4: each have our own room, including Peter and I. We
- 3:40Speaker 4: had our own room because I was like, I don't
- 3:41Speaker 4: want to hear complaining about my makeup and... I don't
- 3:44Speaker 4: want the boys to fight. Everyone had their own room
- 3:46Speaker 4: and own bathroom. So it's just the four of us
- 3:48Speaker 4: on this boat. And Peter's the captain and he can
- 3:51Speaker 4: tell the boys what to do and whatever.
- 3:53Speaker 5: Right.
- 3:54Speaker 4: So I underestimated how much work it was as far
- 3:59Speaker 4: as figuring out how to get to the place, booing
- 4:02Speaker 4: it up.
- 4:03Speaker 2: Securing the buoy at 659 the morning of. Not, oh,
- 4:07Speaker 2: this isn't our bully.
- 4:08Speaker 5: And are you working? Are you a boat hand?
- 4:10Speaker 2: No, I am no help at all.
- 4:12Speaker 4: But I did have to, unfortunately, I didn't realize that
- 4:15Speaker 4: I was also expected to cook bacon and eggs, sometimes
- 4:19Speaker 4: on high seas.
- 4:20Speaker 2: Sometimes it was rough. With, like, bacon grease, like, splashing me. And, um, yeah.
- 4:27Speaker 5: You don't see that on Below Deck. Do they have
- 4:29Speaker 5: the bacon episode where they're getting splashed by hot grease? No,
- 4:34Speaker 5: and then, and, um.
- 4:36Speaker 2: And so it was, it was a lot. Okay.
- 4:39Speaker 4: And then, you know, and, and Peter's, you know, and
- 4:42Speaker 4: Drake and Brandon weren't even into this, but I was like, well,
- 4:45Speaker 4: you have to come because there's no other couple that
- 4:47Speaker 4: we could invite that want to come.
- 4:49Speaker 2: We put out the feelers. I think we might've mentioned
- 4:51Speaker 2: it to you. We mentioned it to my sister and
- 4:53Speaker 2: her husband. We met it to John and Sarah.
- 4:55Speaker 4: Nobody was biting to be on a loan on a
- 4:57Speaker 4: boat with us.
- 4:58Speaker 2: Okay. So I'm like, the only people that can come
- 5:00Speaker 2: are the stew hands that I birthed. Okay. This is
- 5:02Speaker 2: Peter's dream. Let's do it.
- 5:04Speaker 5: But is there ever a time where you say, hey, listen,
- 5:06Speaker 5: we're going on a very– we're going to do no
- 5:09Speaker 5: bacon this week. I feel like the Tobias McDonald House,
- 5:12Speaker 5: they're putting down a lot of bacon.
- 5:13Speaker 2: Well, what is great is– Which we didn't get the
- 5:15Speaker 2: bacon in that area.
- 5:16Speaker 4: I'll tell you because this is a juicy scooper.
- 5:19Speaker 2: She has a company called Logan– sorry, Local Legend.
- 5:22Speaker 5: Okay.
- 5:22Speaker 2: She and her cute husband and four-year-old son, they live there.
- 5:25Speaker 2: She's a juicy scooper. She reached out.
- 5:27Speaker 4: She's like, I'll help you with the provision. So they
- 5:30Speaker 4: got all this food for us. And, you know, we
- 5:32Speaker 4: paid them, but they did all the shopping.
- 5:33Speaker 5: Right.
- 5:34Speaker 2: And so Peter did the order.
- 5:36Speaker 4: So Peter did, you know, like I, I, cause I thought,
- 5:39Speaker 4: aren't we going to stop at these like beautiful places
- 5:42Speaker 4: and have breakfast and stuff?
- 5:43Speaker 2: No, I drink breakfast. And then, and then it's like, oh,
- 5:47Speaker 2: you can't put anything down the sink. So at one
- 5:50Speaker 2: point I'm like, can I just go in the ocean
- 5:51Speaker 2: and wash these dishes? Why are we on this?
- 5:53Speaker 4: Like, expensive boat so anyway he would tell Drake what
- 5:57Speaker 4: to do and then Drake and then Brandon had a
- 5:59Speaker 4: job and you know and one time he screwed up
- 6:02Speaker 4: the job and it's just like and at okay so
- 6:06Speaker 4: we had it for a week because first when it
- 6:08Speaker 4: first came up I said could we do like three
- 6:10Speaker 4: days at a beautiful resort and then maybe three nights
- 6:13Speaker 4: on the boat and then like three nights at a
- 6:15Speaker 4: beautiful hotel well at this high at the time you
- 6:20Speaker 4: have to pay for seven days okay right I'm like,
- 6:23Speaker 4: that's a long time on the boat. And he goes, well,
- 6:25Speaker 4: I got us at the Ritz-Carlton after, and we can
- 6:29Speaker 4: give up the boat one day early and go to
- 6:30Speaker 4: the Ritz-Carlton if we want. And I'm like, okay, well,
- 6:34Speaker 4: maybe we'll do that. Maybe we'll have the greatest time.
- 6:36Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, two days before the end of the boat,
- 6:40Speaker 2: I had the moment from vacation where Beverly D'Angelo just says, Clark,
- 6:49Speaker 2: can we just give back the boat? The kids aren't
- 6:52Speaker 2: having fun. So he was screaming at Drake one more
- 6:55Speaker 2: time to do the buoy, okay? Yeah. Tie the buoy.
- 6:58Speaker 2: And Drake finally just goes, I'm done. I don't want
- 7:02Speaker 2: to do it anymore. I don't care if we.
- 7:05Speaker 4: Never tie up till we leave. Now, we still had
- 7:08Speaker 4: that night for sure to spend.
- 7:10Speaker 5: Right.
- 7:11Speaker 2: And that's when I did the Clark and, you know,
- 7:15Speaker 2: we don't want to even go to Magic Mountain anymore,
- 7:17Speaker 2: whatever that scene was for vacation.
- 7:18Speaker 5: And Peter would probably be becoming Robert Wagner at that point,
- 7:21Speaker 5: like thinking about it. giving you a push.
- 7:23Speaker 2: Oh, no, there was. I mean, and then I go,
- 7:26Speaker 2: and he goes, I mean, cause then every other time.
- 7:28Speaker 2: So when you buoy a couple of times, do we
- 7:31Speaker 2: have a buoy? Is it first come first service? It's
- 7:33Speaker 2: not okay. Can we anchor? Will we drift? Oh, now
- 7:35Speaker 2: we're anchoring. So I mean, if you wake up in
- 7:38Speaker 2: the middle of night, can you just flash a light
- 7:39Speaker 2: and make sure we're not drifting?
- 7:41Speaker 5: No, I'm done. All of this is giving me, oh
- 7:44Speaker 5: my God, this is the worst.
- 7:46Speaker 4: So then I, so then, you know, and so then
- 7:50Speaker 4: I say, Peter, can you just call the Ritz-Carlton and
- 7:54Speaker 4: see if they can take us tonight?
- 7:55Speaker 2: Like, we are done. The kids are spent. You know,
- 7:58Speaker 2: they've been screamed at. And then all of a sudden,
- 8:01Speaker 2: he's like, Peter's like, finally, the final time we do it,
- 8:04Speaker 2: he has Drake steer.
- 8:06Speaker 4: And then he does the buoy. And he's like, I
- 8:08Speaker 4: guess that's the way we should have done it the
- 8:09Speaker 4: whole time.
- 8:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 8:11Speaker 4: Yeah, because, you know, the kids didn't take the fucking
- 8:14Speaker 4: sailing class.
- 8:15Speaker 2: And so anyway.
- 8:18Speaker 4: To put it nicely, I underestimated the work and I
- 8:21Speaker 4: overestimated us as a functional family who respects each other.
- 8:28Speaker 5: Yeah. Is there really? I don't think there is, especially
- 8:31Speaker 5: on a boat. I believe the dysfunction gets heightened when
- 8:34Speaker 5: you're in situations like that. All vacations.
- 8:37Speaker 2: Now, the good news is the weather was fabulous.
- 8:39Speaker 4: I love the Virgin Islands BVIs as a tropical vacation.
- 8:42Speaker 2: I love the water. I love the weather. Yeah.
- 8:45Speaker 4: We would go to these beautiful places and... could always
- 8:48Speaker 4: get a table at the beautiful restaurant. A lot of
- 8:50Speaker 4: them have been redone since the hurricane.
- 8:51Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 8:52Speaker 4: You could just get on a lounge chair, which is
- 8:54Speaker 4: like unheard of, you know, in California.
- 8:56Speaker 2: Right. So I was like, this is stunning. This is great. Um,
- 9:00Speaker 2: all of our travel cooperated. Like we're so lucky with
- 9:02Speaker 2: all that.
- 9:03Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 9:03Speaker 4: So everything that was out of our control behaved, everything
- 9:06Speaker 4: that was in our control, like our behavior towards one
- 9:09Speaker 4: another was not great.
- 9:11Speaker 2: Yeah. So anyway, all of a sudden, Peter, I hear
- 9:14Speaker 2: Peter on the phone.
- 9:15Speaker 1: Oh, hi Kelly.
- 9:16Speaker 2: In a nice voice. It's Peter. I was just wondering,
- 9:18Speaker 2: is that room available? Is our room available?
- 9:21Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 9:22Speaker 2: And the rest of the day was the greatest day
- 9:24Speaker 2: I had.
- 9:25Speaker 5: So you got to the Ritz-Carlton.
- 9:26Speaker 2: We finished with a tour around Epstein Island on our
- 9:28Speaker 2: own and looked at it.
- 9:30Speaker 5: Wait, is it actual Epstein Island?
- 9:31Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Jeff Reppin's island.
- 9:33Speaker 5: That's the one?
- 9:33Speaker 2: That's on our way back to St.
- 9:35Speaker 5: Thomas.
- 9:36Speaker 2: And then had a great time at the Ritz Carlton.
- 9:39Speaker 2: And then the Juicy Scooper from Local Legend, she's like,
- 9:43Speaker 2: we'll pick you up. And they have like a speedboat. Yeah.
- 9:45Speaker 4: And they picked us up and we went all around
- 9:48Speaker 4: and we saw the scary, I didn't tell you, we
- 9:50Speaker 4: went to Scary Island where Ramona and all them, there's
- 9:53Speaker 4: a famous Housewives episode. And what I also realized as
- 9:57Speaker 4: I was laying at the lounge chair, I was an
- 10:00Speaker 4: impression that the only way we could go to these
- 10:01Speaker 4: places that everyone said was the greatest trip ever, the
- 10:04Speaker 4: Soggy Dollar and the.
- 10:06Speaker 2: Willie T's and all that, is if you went by boat.
- 10:09Speaker 2: I didn't know that you could actually be at the
- 10:11Speaker 2: Ritz Carlton.
- 10:12Speaker 5: Just walk to it.
- 10:13Speaker 2: No, go on a boat for the day.
- 10:15Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, of course.
- 10:16Speaker 2: Come back to your hotel room and take a shower.
- 10:19Speaker 2: Sleep in your bed. Yeah. Because everything's pretty close.
- 10:23Speaker 6: Uh-huh.
- 10:24Speaker 2: So now I know.
- 10:27Speaker 5: That's the way of doing it.
- 10:27Speaker 2: The next place I want to go to is St. Bart's.
- 10:30Speaker 5: Okay.
- 10:31Speaker 2: I heard it's real bougie, real fun. Yeah.
- 10:33Speaker 4: And that's where I'd like to go. And then I said,
- 10:36Speaker 4: going forward, only nice hotels. And if we ever have
- 10:39Speaker 4: a kitchen situation... In an Airbnb or whatever, we will
- 10:43Speaker 4: have to hire daily maid service on a vacation.
- 10:46Speaker 2: I'm done with the cooking and the cleaning and being
- 10:49Speaker 2: told to cook and clean. Yeah, that's not a vacation. No.
- 10:54Speaker 4: And also with the kids, Moon Palace in Cancun is
- 10:59Speaker 4: our favorite vacation.
- 10:59Speaker 2: We've gone there twice. It's huge. There's golf. There's water slides.
- 11:04Speaker 2: There's mini golf. There's bikes. It's all inclusive.
- 11:07Speaker 4: Now that my kids are that age, that's what we need.
- 11:09Speaker 4: Everyone can go have their fun. At 3 o'clock, they
- 11:11Speaker 4: want to go back to the room and be by themselves.
- 11:13Speaker 5: Fine.
- 11:15Speaker 2: In the end, we had fun. The last six days,
- 11:17Speaker 2: we had fun.
- 11:18Speaker 5: It looked like fun.
- 11:19Speaker 2: Nobody was mean to each other at the Ritz-Carlton. Nobody
- 11:22Speaker 2: was mean.
- 11:22Speaker 5: Yeah, how could you be?
- 11:24Speaker 2: Nobody was mean. It was very fun and nice.
- 11:26Speaker 5: And you just eat dinners at restaurants.
- 11:28Speaker 2: Ate dinners at restaurants.
- 11:30Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 11:30Speaker 6: And....
- 11:32Speaker 5: That was my vacation.
- 11:33Speaker 7: Now, you.
- 11:34Speaker 2: Oh, here are the boys. I thought this looked like
- 11:37Speaker 2: a paparazzi photo.
- 11:38Speaker 5: It does look like a paparazzi.
- 11:38Speaker 4: Oh, and then at the end of the trip, Brandon
- 11:40Speaker 4: let me take him to this salon and we got
- 11:42Speaker 4: him a haircut.
- 11:43Speaker 2: And that was a big treat for me.
- 11:44Speaker 5: How does it look? Fabulous. Really? Oh, that's nice.
- 11:48Speaker 4: I let him have his long hair because I was like,
- 11:49Speaker 4: I don't want to be that mom that says a
- 11:51Speaker 4: kid can't have long hair.
- 11:52Speaker 5: Like Celine Dion when her kid had the long hair.
- 11:55Speaker 2: But then Drake convinced him and I'm like, it's so
- 11:57Speaker 2: much better. And he's like, yeah, I like it better, Mom.
- 11:59Speaker 5: Oh, good.
- 12:00Speaker 2: Now, tell me... About your.
- 12:04Speaker 5: My vacation was much different because I have a three-year-old
- 12:06Speaker 5: and it's a big difference. We were in Hawaii.
- 12:09Speaker 2: Yes.
- 12:10Speaker 5: It was lovely. You know, Maui.
- 12:11Speaker 4: I loved watching your stories about saving the chairs, which
- 12:17Speaker 4: I kind of sometimes felt guilty because I would save four.
- 12:20Speaker 4: And I knew never was all four of us going
- 12:22Speaker 4: to lay down there. So by the second day, I go,
- 12:24Speaker 4: I only need two.
- 12:26Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't feel guilty.
- 12:27Speaker 2: Okay.
- 12:28Speaker 7: I didn't.
- 12:30Speaker 5: I was in three chairs. Okay. And at 6 a.m.,
- 12:33Speaker 5: you know, walked down. Okay. And it was incorporated with
- 12:37Speaker 5: a Starbucks walk, so I wasn't going down there for
- 12:39Speaker 5: the check. Yeah. You know, it was more just to
- 12:40Speaker 5: get out of the room.
- 12:41Speaker 2: Yeah, early riser.
- 12:42Speaker 5: Yeah, early riser. And then I saw other crazy people
- 12:45Speaker 5: doing it.
- 12:46Speaker 2: Right.
- 12:46Speaker 5: And they, you know, people really, they're all gone by
- 12:49Speaker 5: 7 a.m. just with books and you know who put
- 12:53Speaker 5: anything on there yeah just one sandal and that's your
- 12:56Speaker 5: chair for the day i guess but anyway so that's
- 12:59Speaker 5: what we are you know it's just a lot of
- 13:00Speaker 5: wet we were wet you're wet the whole you know
- 13:04Speaker 5: i got a three-year-old so it's a lot.
- 13:05Speaker 4: Of slides did you do any snorkeling or anything yeah
- 13:08Speaker 4: so you weren't afraid of the sharks because you.
- 13:10Speaker 5: Know we went out on like uh like tubes like
- 13:13Speaker 5: out far into the water on like tubes you know
- 13:16Speaker 5: just out far you can go out that's where the
- 13:17Speaker 5: sharks are i know I thought about that shark lady
- 13:20Speaker 5: quite a bit, actually.
- 13:21Speaker 4: I asked the people, I said, what's the shark situation?
- 13:25Speaker 4: And they said, we really don't have sharks in Virgin Islands.
- 13:27Speaker 4: So that, and we did see some turtles and some
- 13:29Speaker 4: fish and stuff like that.
- 13:30Speaker 5: We saw a lot of turtles. A lot of turtles.
- 13:33Speaker 5: A lot of wet chicken fingers. You know, just a
- 13:35Speaker 5: lot of sitting on a pool chair with wet chicken fingers.
- 13:38Speaker 2: Because that's what you would want.
- 13:39Speaker 5: Because your hands are wet.
- 13:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 13:40Speaker 5: Chicken fingers. People are like, how's the food? I'm like,
- 13:43Speaker 5: the wet chicken fingers are great.
- 13:44Speaker 2: But it was the weather perfect?
- 13:46Speaker 5: Absolutely perfect.
- 13:47Speaker 2: Great.
- 13:47Speaker 5: I mean, it is paradise.
- 13:49Speaker 4: I mean, I feel, and it was your travel, because
- 13:52Speaker 4: all of our flights was on, yeah, I feel very lucky.
- 13:55Speaker 5: I know. But we were going from L.A. to Hawaii,
- 13:58Speaker 5: so I mean, weather-wise, what could possibly happen?
- 14:00Speaker 2: Right, but I'm just saying, like, when you see all
- 14:01Speaker 2: the things that are there.
- 14:02Speaker 5: We were lucky, thank God. Very lucky. So yeah, we
- 14:05Speaker 5: didn't have any issues. Well, let's talk about all the juices.
- 14:07Speaker 2: That happened in the world.
- 14:09Speaker 5: But I noticed Peter goes, swim shirt. Eventually you have
- 14:13Speaker 5: to go swim shirt.
- 14:14Speaker 2: No, this was just a shirt at night. Okay.
- 14:17Speaker 5: I mean, I went swim shirt too a little in
- 14:19Speaker 5: Hawaii and I felt like you got to make a decision.
- 14:20Speaker 2: Not actually swimming in it. Oh, one time he did
- 14:22Speaker 2: because he did get sunburned.
- 14:24Speaker 5: In life that you got to eventually become swim shirt.
- 14:27Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah.
- 14:28Speaker 5: Okay.
- 14:29Speaker 2: So moving on.
- 14:32Speaker 4: Have you heard about this Boston mom who's missing? So
- 14:35Speaker 4: very sad story. There is a Boston mom.
- 14:37Speaker 2: She's only 5'2.
- 14:38Speaker 4: She has three kids, live in a very nice house.
- 14:41Speaker 4: She manages some properties. And she had a flight.
- 14:45Speaker 5: What does the 5-2 have to do with anything? Oh,
- 14:47Speaker 5: because she's easy to.
- 14:48Speaker 2: I think just because she's... Yeah, 115, 5-2.
- 14:51Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:51Speaker 2: Don't laugh.
- 14:52Speaker 5: I'm not laughing.
- 14:53Speaker 2: I'm saying.
- 14:54Speaker 5: Because they... In the article, it says 5-2, too.
- 14:56Speaker 2: Well, I think that is kind of an.
- 14:57Speaker 5: What does that have to do with anything?
- 14:58Speaker 2: I do think that is sort of an interesting thing. So,
- 15:01Speaker 2: the story is that.
- 15:02Speaker 5: I mean, they got Brittany Griner. She was like 6'8,
- 15:05Speaker 5: you know? So, you could still abduct people.
- 15:07Speaker 2: Well, she wasn't abducted. I know.
- 15:09Speaker 5: You know what I mean. All right.
- 15:10Speaker 2: So, anyway, this... Is a classic missing mother of three, okay?
- 15:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 15:16Speaker 4: She had a flight a couple days later that was set,
- 15:21Speaker 4: but then, according to her husband, went that, you know,
- 15:26Speaker 4: two days early in a Lyft or a Uber to
- 15:29Speaker 4: the airport, and then two days later, he's like, she
- 15:32Speaker 4: went to D.C. or something to check on this property.
- 15:35Speaker 4: It was an office emergency, and her office can't get
- 15:39Speaker 4: a hold of her, and.
- 15:39Speaker 2: Neither can I.
- 15:41Speaker 5: Okay.
- 15:41Speaker 2: Then, so they don't know where she is. There's no
- 15:45Speaker 2: record of her getting on a flight.
- 15:47Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 15:48Speaker 4: Because her ticket was for two days later. And there's
- 15:50Speaker 4: no record of her getting in a Lyft or an Uber.
- 15:56Speaker 4: And then there's a fire at her house.
- 15:59Speaker 5: Yeah, I heard that.
- 16:01Speaker 4: And then the husband, in an unrelated case, was facing
- 16:08Speaker 4: charges or trial for selling fake Andy Warhol paintings.
- 16:11Speaker 2: Oh. And anyway, today he was arrested.
- 16:16Speaker 5: Always. Why do they wait so long?
- 16:19Speaker 2: Well, they don't wait so long.
- 16:20Speaker 5: I know.
- 16:20Speaker 2: They kind of have to do a little investigation.
- 16:22Speaker 4: They have to get enough evidence to arrest him. And
- 16:25Speaker 4: then they hope that they get them to a place
- 16:28Speaker 4: where then once they do get them, that they'll maybe be.
- 16:31Speaker 5: More of a spell. But do you think they do
- 16:34Speaker 5: full-on investigations of other people and they know full well
- 16:37Speaker 5: who it is? You know, like the detectives, they're like,
- 16:40Speaker 5: we'll pretend we're investigating other people. Yes. But in a
- 16:42Speaker 5: few days, we're going to arrest this guy because it's him.
- 16:45Speaker 2: Yeah. And then, like, you don't even report your wife
- 16:47Speaker 2: missing for two days.
- 16:48Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 16:48Speaker 2: And, like, yeah. And the whole, oh, she took a flight.
- 16:50Speaker 2: I mean, yeah.
- 16:51Speaker 5: And the house fire. I mean, that's burning evidence or something, right?
- 16:55Speaker 4: I just think if you said she got in a lift,
- 16:56Speaker 4: I mean, what is your story? Like, oh, she walked
- 16:59Speaker 4: out and it wasn't really a lift? Or what's he
- 17:02Speaker 4: going to say? Oh, I guess she got in a
- 17:04Speaker 4: car accident. That she thought was the lift, but she
- 17:06Speaker 4: didn't check the license plate and just happened to be
- 17:08Speaker 4: a guy looking to kidnap somebody.
- 17:09Speaker 2: Right.
- 17:10Speaker 4: And she just happened to be there with her suitcase
- 17:12Speaker 4: and then he never took her to the airport. And
- 17:13Speaker 4: where's the exchange ticket? Where was the ticket that she
- 17:16Speaker 4: was supposed to go? I mean, the things, it was
- 17:19Speaker 4: like not a.
- 17:20Speaker 2: Good cover up.
- 17:20Speaker 5: So they did arrest the husband? Yes. Suspicion of murder?
- 17:25Speaker 5: So now he'll tell where she is?
- 17:28Speaker 2: Well, we don't know. I mean, if he probably, I'm
- 17:30Speaker 2: sure we'll have an attorney and not say anything. Yeah. Right, right, right.
- 17:33Speaker 5: Is that him?
- 17:34Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 17:34Speaker 5: Okay.
- 17:36Speaker 2: Very sad. I don't think she's... Okay. So then, of course,
- 17:39Speaker 2: the Idaho murder. That happened. Yeah. We got this guy.
- 17:43Speaker 5: I got it. Brian. Yeah.
- 17:45Speaker 2: I know everything.
- 17:47Speaker 5: So do I, kind of.
- 17:48Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 17:48Speaker 5: I'm up on this one. So, wow.
- 17:50Speaker 2: Yeah. This is just.
- 17:53Speaker 4: So, I did a Juicy Crime on it, which is
- 17:56Speaker 4: on my Patreon, and we talked about it.
- 17:58Speaker 2: And one thing I did say was, I wonder... I
- 18:02Speaker 2: had two schools of thought back a month ago when
- 18:05Speaker 2: we did it.
- 18:06Speaker 4: Could it be these boyfriends or a guy that felt
- 18:10Speaker 4: slighted either by the frat boyfriend that was there or
- 18:13Speaker 4: is it a student? But then it didn't really seem
- 18:16Speaker 4: like it was. It seemed like it was an inexperienced
- 18:19Speaker 4: killer but somebody that had some– Something to do with
- 18:23Speaker 4: like crime, you know, whatever, like military or whatever. And
- 18:26Speaker 4: so I'm like, well, if it is just like a
- 18:28Speaker 4: random person that like.
- 18:30Speaker 5: Which it is, right?
- 18:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 18:31Speaker 4: That wanted to see if he could kill and get
- 18:33Speaker 4: away with it, which now we're realizing it is. I'm like,
- 18:37Speaker 4: I would love to see what he watched on Netflix
- 18:40Speaker 4: this year. Like, I just feel like the Dahmer and
- 18:45Speaker 4: it turns out.
- 18:46Speaker 5: But he was also a criminology major. Right.
- 18:49Speaker 4: And now it turns out there really are a lot
- 18:51Speaker 4: of similarities between him and.
- 18:56Speaker 2: Ted Bundy.
- 18:57Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 18:57Speaker 2: Who also killed the sorority girls. Yes.
- 19:00Speaker 5: Right.
- 19:01Speaker 2: So, yes.
- 19:02Speaker 4: I mean, you know, obviously they have DNA. He left,
- 19:07Speaker 4: which I didn't realize, you know, the knife that.
- 19:09Speaker 2: He killed with.
- 19:09Speaker 5: He left the sheath.
- 19:10Speaker 2: He left the leather sheath that covers it.
- 19:13Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
- 19:13Speaker 2: That had his DNA on it.
- 19:15Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 19:16Speaker 4: He did like a lot of mistakes for being such like,
- 19:19Speaker 4: you know, getting his PhD in criminology.
- 19:21Speaker 5: I guess they were tracking him for a while. So
- 19:23Speaker 5: they were, I mean, the FBI did a pretty good
- 19:25Speaker 5: job of not, because people were like, there's no leads.
- 19:27Speaker 5: I think they had plenty of leads and they were
- 19:29Speaker 5: tracking him for a while and wanted to make sure
- 19:31Speaker 5: that they got everything. So there were no mistakes in
- 19:35Speaker 5: arresting him.
- 19:36Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 19:36Speaker 5: Because I heard they had the police pull him over.
- 19:38Speaker 5: I think it was in Indiana while he was traveling
- 19:40Speaker 5: with his father. two different times just to get fingerprints
- 19:45Speaker 5: from him.
- 19:46Speaker 4: No, and also to film the hands because they thought,
- 19:50Speaker 4: based on the knife that he used, that there might
- 19:53Speaker 4: be some injuries to his hand.
- 19:56Speaker 5: Okay.
- 19:57Speaker 4: And apparently people saw him wearing gloves and whatnot after
- 20:02Speaker 4: the murders, taking out his garbage, shopping at a grocery store.
- 20:05Speaker 4: I thought it was because of the fingerprints things, but
- 20:07Speaker 4: it might have been to cover any.
- 20:09Speaker 2: That's interesting. The car is beautiful. Where did you end
- 20:13Speaker 2: up going for it? This exclusive place that Dad has
- 20:16Speaker 2: connections with. They have more cars for more dealerships than
- 20:19Speaker 2: like anywhere else.
- 20:20Speaker 6: You have to put me in touch.
- 20:21Speaker 2: What's it called? It's Dunaidial.
- 20:24Speaker 7: Where?
- 20:26Speaker 2: Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
- 20:31Speaker 2: I got it on Dundiel Cars.
- 20:32Speaker 7: Lift?
- 20:33Speaker 2: Please. Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
- 20:36Speaker 6: No.
- 20:37Speaker 2: Done deal, cars.
- 20:38Speaker 1: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
- 20:41Speaker 7: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
- 20:44Speaker 7: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
- 20:47Speaker 7: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
- 20:52Speaker 7: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 20:54Speaker 6: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
- 20:58Speaker 6: the Emmys and I have police complaints filed against me.
- 21:01Speaker 5: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
- 21:03Speaker 5: what would you do if it was given back?
- 21:06Speaker 7: Where did that need come from where you thought that
- 21:09Speaker 7: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
- 21:11Speaker 5: He said, I have a work dad.
- 21:12Speaker 2: I need a home dad. What happens next?
- 21:14Speaker 5: When I came in, he started crying. Everybody in life
- 21:17Speaker 5: encounters hardships.
- 21:18Speaker 7: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
- 21:21Speaker 7: go through.
- 21:22Speaker 5: It's about what happens next.
- 21:24Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
- 21:27Speaker 2: every day was. You're worth the work.
- 21:28Speaker 5: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
- 21:31Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
- 21:33Speaker 7: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 21:36Speaker 7: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 21:47Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 21:48Speaker 4: He, um, you know, and I, I think it's interesting,
- 21:52Speaker 4: you know, he has a public defender. It's not like
- 21:54Speaker 4: the parents are stepping in to pay for private defender.
- 21:57Speaker 5: Right.
- 21:58Speaker 4: And will he be the person like a Ted buddy
- 22:01Speaker 4: that wants to defend himself?
- 22:02Speaker 2: Cause he thinks he's so smart.
- 22:03Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 22:03Speaker 4: It does seem like he knew the, at least one
- 22:07Speaker 4: of the girls because, or definitely knew the people because
- 22:11Speaker 4: they show that the.
- 22:12Speaker 2: Car was there, um, for weeks prior. So he was
- 22:17Speaker 2: stalking it.
- 22:18Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 22:18Speaker 2: Whether he knew any of them personally or he.
- 22:21Speaker 4: Just sought out this place because he was obsessed with
- 22:24Speaker 4: like whatever the fun life they had.
- 22:26Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 22:27Speaker 4: And then the biggest question is if he knew all
- 22:29Speaker 4: about this place because he'd been stalking it, was his
- 22:33Speaker 4: plan to kill.
- 22:35Speaker 2: The one target and the other people interrupted it?
- 22:38Speaker 4: Or was his plan to kill everybody, including the two
- 22:41Speaker 4: girls at the bottom, But the dog barking and stuff
- 22:45Speaker 4: made him feel like, I better leave.
- 22:46Speaker 5: And what about the other story that I had heard
- 22:49Speaker 5: where the girl, the one girl, the two girls who survived.
- 22:52Speaker 2: Yes.
- 22:53Speaker 5: Said she saw him in the house, like on the
- 22:56Speaker 5: way out from the murders.
- 22:58Speaker 7: Yes.
- 22:58Speaker 5: Am I right in saying? Yes.
- 23:00Speaker 2: So during Thanksgiving.
- 23:03Speaker 5: Okay.
- 23:04Speaker 4: Right after Thanksgiving, the Friday after Thanksgiving, I went to
- 23:06Speaker 4: a party at my friend's house out in Westlake. And
- 23:09Speaker 4: of course we were talking about this crime.
- 23:11Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 23:12Speaker 2: And this woman there goes, her daughter, who went.
- 23:17Speaker 4: To Calabasas or whatever, her really good friend who's home
- 23:20Speaker 4: for the weekend is an Idaho student.
- 23:24Speaker 2: And she knows one of the survivors.
- 23:26Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 23:27Speaker 4: And the mom says, the girl saw him.
- 23:30Speaker 5: Right.
- 23:31Speaker 4: And she says to me, Heather, you cannot say this
- 23:33Speaker 4: on your show. It is an open investigation. And this
- 23:37Speaker 4: was the first I heard of it. And I was like, okay, wait,
- 23:41Speaker 4: tell me what you. And she said she said that
- 23:44Speaker 4: she saw his eyes.
- 23:46Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 23:46Speaker 2: And I'm like, how? Because he had a mask on.
- 23:48Speaker 5: How?
- 23:48Speaker 2: Yeah. How?
- 23:49Speaker 4: And what then would happen? Then she hid under the bed.
- 23:54Speaker 4: And I'm like, well, then why didn't she call, you know,
- 23:56Speaker 4: in the morning? What has happened? And the thing I
- 23:59Speaker 4: said back then was, you know, so she's like, I
- 24:02Speaker 4: think it's weird. Like some people were like, is there
- 24:04Speaker 4: something that– now we know this girl is, you know,
- 24:07Speaker 4: was not involved at all or anything.
- 24:09Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 24:10Speaker 2: But she's like, what is that?
- 24:12Speaker 4: And the first thing I said was all I can
- 24:14Speaker 4: think about is that these kids are trained from five
- 24:17Speaker 4: years old on about active shooters. And you're supposed to
- 24:21Speaker 4: stay quiet, play dead. So if she did see something.
- 24:25Speaker 5: Right. So she was under the impression when she sees
- 24:28Speaker 5: this guy walk through the house.
- 24:29Speaker 2: Her name's Dylan.
- 24:30Speaker 5: Dylan. Okay.
- 24:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 24:31Speaker 5: When she sees this guy walk through the house at
- 24:33Speaker 5: the time. She thought, oh, this guy's a murderer? Here's
- 24:37Speaker 5: what I thought. I thought this college house, whatever, could
- 24:40Speaker 5: be some, I don't know. There's six of us here.
- 24:44Speaker 5: Maybe somebody's hooking up with this guy and he's leaving
- 24:46Speaker 5: at 5 o'clock, 4 o'clock in the morning, whatever. That's
- 24:48Speaker 5: what I was under the impression what it was. But
- 24:51Speaker 5: you're saying she hid under the bed because she was
- 24:53Speaker 5: scared that he was.
- 24:54Speaker 2: Now, I don't know if the hide under the bed
- 24:56Speaker 2: is a thing. Because I'm like, now listen, I'm hearing it.
- 25:00Speaker 2: The girl came and told this mom and her friend this.
- 25:04Speaker 2: This mom told me. So it is a couple times removed. Yeah.
- 25:09Speaker 2: But in talking about it, I did not share with
- 25:13Speaker 2: my listeners this part because I was like, I had
- 25:16Speaker 2: not seen it on TikTok. I had not seen it anywhere.
- 25:18Speaker 5: Right.
- 25:19Speaker 4: So I'm like, this is, you know, and I felt
- 25:22Speaker 4: really badly for these two survivors, whatever the case might be.
- 25:25Speaker 4: And I always think people are always so critical of
- 25:27Speaker 4: how you're supposed to react in this situation.
- 25:29Speaker 2: Right.
- 25:29Speaker 4: And I thought, did she think something was weird? Could
- 25:34Speaker 4: she have been still really drunk? Did they do some
- 25:36Speaker 4: drugs and she was scared? And, again, being quiet and silent.
- 25:41Speaker 4: And in being quiet and silent and being freaked out,
- 25:44Speaker 4: did she, in fact, fall asleep?
- 25:46Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 25:46Speaker 2: Fall back to sleep.
- 25:47Speaker 5: Right.
- 25:48Speaker 2: Then wake up and be like, okay.
- 25:51Speaker 4: Because one of the things she said in her affidavit
- 25:54Speaker 4: and stuff, which is now public record, is like that
- 25:56Speaker 4: she said, I heard– I heard something upstairs or whatever.
- 26:02Speaker 4: I heard something from the roommates. And then someone was like, no,
- 26:05Speaker 4: I'm going to help you or something.
- 26:07Speaker 2: And then.
- 26:09Speaker 4: Saw him come down. But I don't... I'm under the
- 26:13Speaker 4: understanding that maybe he didn't see her. Or if he
- 26:17Speaker 4: did see her, he realized that at that point, the
- 26:20Speaker 4: dog was barking according to witnesses.
- 26:22Speaker 5: The dog was barking.
- 26:22Speaker 4: And the timeline of everything seems like they were killed
- 26:25Speaker 4: around 4 something a.m.
- 26:26Speaker 5: Right.
- 26:26Speaker 2: That.
- 26:28Speaker 2: He would have killed her, which is a really weird,
- 26:31Speaker 2: scary thing.
- 26:32Speaker 4: Or, you know, his plan was only to kill the
- 26:35Speaker 4: one girl and the other one was, you know, was
- 26:38Speaker 4: in the room.
- 26:39Speaker 2: And then the other two.
- 26:40Speaker 4: Woke up, but I don't know, like we'll soon, who
- 26:43Speaker 4: knows what, cause I don't, you know, but he, um,
- 26:46Speaker 4: I think, so then I think what happened is then
- 26:48Speaker 4: the girl, cause there's such a weird thing about the
- 26:50Speaker 4: 911 call. So the 911 call was, um, initially someone's
- 26:55Speaker 4: collapsed and they're like.
- 26:57Speaker 2: Well, that was glad four people are bloody murder. What
- 26:59Speaker 2: is this call? What I think happened is she wakes.
- 27:02Speaker 5: Up and it was eight hours later, right?
- 27:04Speaker 4: She wakes up at 11 or whatever. And now calls
- 27:07Speaker 4: a male friend and was like, can you come over here?
- 27:10Speaker 4: Cause something really weird happened last night.
- 27:12Speaker 2: Can you come here?
- 27:14Speaker 4: And I think in between him getting there is when
- 27:17Speaker 4: she did go upstairs.
- 27:19Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 27:19Speaker 4: May have seen something. ran out to the front and had, like, collapsed.
- 27:24Speaker 4: And then he calls 911 when he finds her.
- 27:27Speaker 5: Is that what happened?
- 27:29Speaker 2: That's what I... Everything I put together, and this is
- 27:31Speaker 2: just my opinion, I think.
- 27:32Speaker 4: May explain the person collapsing original 911 call and maybe
- 27:37Speaker 4: what happened in that she never did go up there
- 27:39Speaker 4: and investigate for exactly the reason.
- 27:41Speaker 2: But wouldn't they.
- 27:42Speaker 5: Know who made the 911 call? Again, I think... Isn't
- 27:45Speaker 5: that easy to track?
- 27:45Speaker 2: No, I think they.
- 27:47Speaker 4: I think it might have been her phone, but it
- 27:48Speaker 4: might have been with him. No, that part I'm not
- 27:50Speaker 4: sure on, and I'm not... But I think, you know, and... So,
- 27:56Speaker 4: you know, the survivor guilt and everything, not that she
- 27:59Speaker 4: could have saved them. I mean, the fact that she
- 28:01Speaker 4: was silent is probably the only thing that kept her alive.
- 28:05Speaker 4: Because if this guy killed four people, what's from him
- 28:07Speaker 4: killing two more? You know, it's just like... It's just so...
- 28:14Speaker 4: But I think you're right. Like, I think a lot
- 28:16Speaker 4: of it was a party house. Was this somebody hooked up?
- 28:18Speaker 4: Was this someone that I know?
- 28:19Speaker 2: He's wearing a mask like we've seen everywhere and wear
- 28:21Speaker 2: a mask for three years. It wasn't a ski mask.
- 28:24Speaker 5: It was a mask, like a mask.
- 28:25Speaker 2: It was like a COVID mask.
- 28:26Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, right.
- 28:27Speaker 2: But she did say the bushy eyebrows.
- 28:30Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 28:30Speaker 2: And he has bushy eyebrows.
- 28:32Speaker 5: Right.
- 28:32Speaker 2: And that's what she saw.
- 28:33Speaker 5: Wow.
- 28:35Speaker 4: And if he had known that she identified him, which
- 28:38Speaker 4: is why I didn't share it on my show and
- 28:41Speaker 4: why they really wanted to be quiet.
- 28:43Speaker 7: Right.
- 28:44Speaker 4: She could have very much been a target while he's
- 28:47Speaker 4: going around in his white car and wearing gloves at
- 28:49Speaker 4: grocery stores. So they had to keep a lot of
- 28:52Speaker 4: stuff quiet. And I think they did, you know, try
- 28:55Speaker 4: to keep as much. And then the one bad, one
- 28:57Speaker 4: awful thing is there was some psychic on there. There
- 29:00Speaker 4: was one psychic that predicted a lot of stuff about
- 29:02Speaker 4: the actual killer, which was amazing. There was this other
- 29:04Speaker 4: psychic that was saying it's this female professor. And that
- 29:08Speaker 4: female professor has since sued this woman.
- 29:11Speaker 5: Oh, really?
- 29:12Speaker 2: She had nothing to do with it. Yeah, yeah.
- 29:14Speaker 4: But somehow she built a TikTok case that it's this
- 29:16Speaker 4: female professor.
- 29:17Speaker 2: That did it.
- 29:18Speaker 5: She's suing the psychic. Yes.
- 29:21Speaker 2: On TikTok, like for ruining her life.
- 29:23Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I guess you can't just say that.
- 29:26Speaker 4: But this is the, I mean, I don't think in
- 29:28Speaker 4: our lifetime we've ever like lived through hearing about it,
- 29:33Speaker 4: discovering it, covering it, finding the person. Like all those
- 29:38Speaker 4: other murders I was either too young to know, like
- 29:41Speaker 4: the serial killers of, you know, from the Manson to
- 29:44Speaker 4: the Hillside Strangler to all that was like before our time.
- 29:48Speaker 5: This is a, it's an interesting one. It's very dexter-y. It's, yeah.
- 29:53Speaker 2: Yeah. It is horrible. But I really wonder if there's
- 29:56Speaker 2: any connection.
- 29:57Speaker 5: Do you feel that crime?
- 29:59Speaker 2: Like if he knew the girl or not.
- 30:00Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 30:00Speaker 2: If he knew the one girl or not and got
- 30:02Speaker 2: obsessed with her. Yeah. I know. I think we're going
- 30:05Speaker 2: to find out something.
- 30:06Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 30:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 30:07Speaker 5: Do you feel that crime and murder and things like
- 30:10Speaker 5: that have ruined the color orange for everybody? I feel
- 30:16Speaker 5: like you can't. Nobody can wear an orange T-shirt anymore
- 30:18Speaker 5: without looking like you've committed a murder. I know. I know.
- 30:22Speaker 2: And you brought up Jen Shah, which I'm going to
- 30:25Speaker 2: get more into on Thursday's show.
- 30:26Speaker 4: But obviously she got six and a half years. And
- 30:29Speaker 4: in one of the episodes that before she even admitted
- 30:35Speaker 4: to being guilty and did her plea deal or whatever,
- 30:38Speaker 4: they the girls had a slumber party and they went
- 30:41Speaker 4: away to celebrate Jen before her big trial. And they
- 30:44Speaker 4: all wore matching pajamas and they were orange.
- 30:47Speaker 5: Oh, really?
- 30:48Speaker 2: And I was like, I don't know if no one
- 30:49Speaker 2: thought about that or if like the producers got them
- 30:52Speaker 2: the orange one, like a wink, wink. This will be
- 30:54Speaker 2: funny because those editors and producers are very into like
- 30:57Speaker 2: popping things.
- 30:58Speaker 5: And yeah.
- 30:59Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 31:00Speaker 5: They need to go back to the cartoon stripes, the
- 31:03Speaker 5: black and white stripes.
- 31:04Speaker 4: But you're in orange when you're awaiting trial.
- 31:07Speaker 5: I think so.
- 31:08Speaker 2: Once you're currently in prison, then they have their own look.
- 31:10Speaker 5: It's still an orange.
- 31:12Speaker 2: No, I think there's different looks.
- 31:14Speaker 5: Yeah, well, it depends on the prison, I think. But
- 31:15Speaker 5: it's mostly kind of that orange.
- 31:18Speaker 4: Because Teresa, when Teresa Giudice did her year, she wore
- 31:21Speaker 4: like a gray thing.
- 31:22Speaker 5: Oh, she might have been too. Yeah.
- 31:25Speaker 4: It's very similar to the jumpsuits that a lot of
- 31:27Speaker 4: female stand-up comics are wearing.
- 31:29Speaker 5: That's true. That is a hot look on the female
- 31:31Speaker 5: stand-up comedy world.
- 31:32Speaker 2: Just a onesie, Mike Myers garage.
- 31:35Speaker 5: I work at a garage. They can run right off
- 31:37Speaker 5: stage and fix a car.
- 31:38Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm like, God, it's one hour, girls.
- 31:42Speaker 5: I know. You can't put on two separates, pants and
- 31:47Speaker 5: a shirt.
- 31:47Speaker 2: Some uniforms for prisoners may be worn with a hat.
- 31:51Speaker 5: A hat?
- 31:51Speaker 2: Some uniforms can be worn with a hat. Ooh, how fun.
- 31:54Speaker 5: A little freedom.
- 31:55Speaker 2: Yeah, that is nice.
- 31:56Speaker 5: You can jazz it up with a hat.
- 31:58Speaker 4: I just saw a prison video where this guy was doing,
- 32:01Speaker 4: you know how after you come out of a game
- 32:04Speaker 4: at the crypto center, they always do those hot dogs
- 32:08Speaker 4: with bacon and peppers and stuff?
- 32:10Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
- 32:10Speaker 2: Yeah, that guy was making it in his room.
- 32:13Speaker 6: Really?
- 32:13Speaker 2: They let him have a stove, and then he brings
- 32:15Speaker 2: the wires up to the air conditioning unit.
- 32:17Speaker 5: And he was bringing hot dogs?
- 32:18Speaker 2: He was doing a whole festive.
- 32:21Speaker 5: Same thing you did on the boat. Yeah.
- 32:26Speaker 2: A lot of cooking. Oh, my God.
- 32:27Speaker 3: Oh, man.
- 32:28Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Done with the boat for a minute.
- 32:30Speaker 5: Okay. So that's fun. Okay.
- 32:35Speaker 4: Oh, I also want to just really quickly say about
- 32:37Speaker 4: Jen Shaw. She was trying to gain sympathy, obviously, before
- 32:42Speaker 4: getting her six and a half years. And she wanted
- 32:45Speaker 4: to make sure that her attorney let the judge know
- 32:47Speaker 4: that she immigrated from Hawaii to Utah.
- 32:51Speaker 7: Oh.
- 32:51Speaker 2: And being an immigrant from Hawaii... Is, you know, a challenge.
- 32:56Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 32:56Speaker 4: And therefore, she should have a lighter sentence.
- 32:58Speaker 5: Okay.
- 32:59Speaker 2: But, you know, Hawaii is not... is America.
- 33:03Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 33:03Speaker 2: So she's not, in fact, an immigrant. But, you know, whatever. Oh,
- 33:07Speaker 2: I know.
- 33:07Speaker 5: I feel sorry for you. I went to a luau
- 33:09Speaker 5: and I got the entire history of Hawaii. I don't
- 33:12Speaker 5: know if you've ever gone to a luau.
- 33:13Speaker 2: I have gone to a luau and I.
- 33:15Speaker 5: It's cute for an hour. I thought.
- 33:17Speaker 2: I saw your clip about it where you're like, I.
- 33:21Speaker 4: I always would see these families go on their trips
- 33:24Speaker 4: to Christmas, and they always had the luau photo. And,
- 33:27Speaker 4: I mean, I definitely had, like, a crying fight one
- 33:30Speaker 4: time with Peter, like, why have we not taken the
- 33:32Speaker 4: kids to Hawaii and done a luau photo? So one
- 33:35Speaker 4: year I took Brandon and my sister and her daughter
- 33:39Speaker 4: to Hawaii because we had different spring breaks than our
- 33:41Speaker 4: high school-aged kids.
- 33:42Speaker 5: Right.
- 33:43Speaker 2: So I'm like, let's just the four of us go.
- 33:44Speaker 4: And we did go to the luau in Maui at
- 33:47Speaker 4: the– YLA.
- 33:49Speaker 5: The YLA. The Grand YLA.
- 33:51Speaker 1: And.
- 33:52Speaker 5: That's like the big one.
- 33:53Speaker 2: Yeah. And it was, yeah. Cause I'm like, I'm going
- 33:54Speaker 2: to do it. I'm going to do the best. And yeah,
- 33:57Speaker 2: the history is so fucking boring.
- 33:59Speaker 5: Well, I know. That's the thing. Like the history of
- 34:03Speaker 5: anywhere is boring. So, but the other thing is like,
- 34:07Speaker 5: know your audience, you know, it's kind of like there's
- 34:09Speaker 5: kids and there's old people. And nobody's having a good time.
- 34:14Speaker 5: Everyone is saying, and then the Hawaiian people, we got.
- 34:19Speaker 7: It.
- 34:20Speaker 5: Where's the guys who spin the fire? Bring them out.
- 34:25Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 34:25Speaker 5: And then.
- 34:25Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
- 34:26Speaker 5: My kid's falling asleep here. He's full of pork or
- 34:28Speaker 5: whatever you served him. And we need fire now.
- 34:32Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. But it's one of those things. You know,
- 34:36Speaker 2: you did it once.
- 34:37Speaker 4: What's great about my age now is now I have
- 34:40Speaker 4: this complete relief that next time I go to a
- 34:43Speaker 4: beautiful resort, which is all I want to do on
- 34:44Speaker 4: vacations now.
- 34:45Speaker 2: Beautiful resorts hook me up. I'm ready to sell your place.
- 34:48Speaker 5: Can I ask you this question now? What is your length?
- 34:51Speaker 5: What becomes too long? Is it five days, seven days?
- 34:55Speaker 5: What's your length?
- 34:55Speaker 4: This was the longest vacation I've ever been on, and
- 34:57Speaker 4: it wasn't too long because I loved the Ritz-Carlton situation.
- 35:01Speaker 2: We had two bedrooms.
- 35:03Speaker 5: Okay.
- 35:03Speaker 4: We had two baths. We had a kitchen with maid service.
- 35:06Speaker 4: We had a huge balcony.
- 35:08Speaker 5: So it was never a time where you were like,
- 35:10Speaker 5: I got to get back home.
- 35:11Speaker 4: No, I mean, I was excited when the day came,
- 35:13Speaker 4: but I wasn't. I mean, because it was like horrible
- 35:15Speaker 4: weather here, and I still had a couple days to
- 35:17Speaker 4: recover before getting the show, you know, getting back to work. So,
- 35:22Speaker 4: but now that I've done everything, now when I do
- 35:24Speaker 4: go to a beautiful resort, like a LeBlanc in Cabo, whatever,
- 35:28Speaker 4: I have noticed I will not have to go to
- 35:31Speaker 4: the marina to go on a boat, a sunset cruise.
- 35:33Speaker 4: I will not have to get in a van and
- 35:37Speaker 4: see a three-legged dog to go to some other authentic restaurant.
- 35:40Speaker 5: I love a three-legged dog. You know you're in a
- 35:42Speaker 5: pretty good, you know the margarita's gonna be good when
- 35:45Speaker 5: you pass a couple three-legged dogs on the way to
- 35:47Speaker 5: the resort.
- 35:48Speaker 2: How are these three-legged dogs living? Like, I'm kind of like, God,
- 35:52Speaker 2: I mean, that's, I mean.
- 35:54Speaker 5: The best thing about a three-legged dog is they don't
- 35:56Speaker 5: seem to even know. They just continue on with their
- 35:58Speaker 5: life as if they got four legs. It doesn't put
- 36:02Speaker 5: a hiccup in their giddy-up at all. They are just
- 36:04Speaker 5: moving along.
- 36:05Speaker 2: But, I mean, like, what's the vets in Mexico? Like,
- 36:08Speaker 2: forget about getting a BBL in Mexico.
- 36:10Speaker 5: I think it's time.
- 36:11Speaker 2: To take your dog to Mexico. Because, like, we have
- 36:14Speaker 2: something wrong with their dog, and they're like, $ 6, 000 and,
- 36:15Speaker 2: you know, whatever. And I'm like, wait, there's dogs in
- 36:19Speaker 2: Mexico that don't even have all their legs that are
- 36:22Speaker 2: like killing it, like running around.
- 36:24Speaker 5: You ever see a two-legged one? It just walks upright
- 36:27Speaker 5: like a human. I've seen it. It's the craziest thing.
- 36:31Speaker 5: They walk like on their hind legs.
- 36:34Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, I don't need to go to
- 36:36Speaker 2: zip lining ever again. Done it.
- 36:38Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 36:38Speaker 2: Done it.
- 36:40Speaker 5: All right. So I've done everything.
- 36:41Speaker 2: Now I can just go to the resort. Yeah.
- 36:45Speaker 4: And pop between the spa and the lounge chairs and
- 36:48Speaker 4: the dinners.
- 36:49Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 36:49Speaker 2: That's it.
- 36:50Speaker 5: I'm done with all adventure.
- 36:52Speaker 6: All adventure.
- 36:53Speaker 5: Like I've done everything I need to do in life.
- 36:55Speaker 2: Me too.
- 36:55Speaker 5: I don't need new adventures. Like you hear people, when
- 36:58Speaker 5: I was 75, I skydived for the first time.
- 37:00Speaker 3: Nope.
- 37:00Speaker 5: Don't need it. I feel I've done it all I
- 37:03Speaker 5: need to do. I don't need to learn anything new.
- 37:06Speaker 4: No, my anxiety is not spending the money that I've
- 37:10Speaker 4: earned and leaving it to my children.
- 37:11Speaker 2: Now I need to fucking start spending it.
- 37:13Speaker 5: Oh, that's a good way to live.
- 37:15Speaker 2: Now I have more... I was like, hey, I want
- 37:16Speaker 2: to go.
- 37:17Speaker 4: I was talking to Robin, who's a juicy scooper. She
- 37:20Speaker 4: is a really good travel agent. And I said, listen,
- 37:24Speaker 4: I've never gone to Europe.
- 37:25Speaker 2: This is what I want. And I want.
- 37:27Speaker 4: These are the places I want to go. And I
- 37:28Speaker 4: want to go to nice, beautiful hotels and beautiful restaurants.
- 37:31Speaker 4: And I go, I want to tell you something right now.
- 37:33Speaker 2: I don't think I have to go to the Vatican.
- 37:35Speaker 5: And I go.
- 37:36Speaker 2: Thank God my parents, you know, are not alive to
- 37:38Speaker 2: hear this. Because as a Catholic, I would think I'd
- 37:41Speaker 2: be down to go to the Vatican. I go, but really,
- 37:43Speaker 2: I just want to go to the Amalfi Coast and see, like,
- 37:45Speaker 2: beautiful stuff.
- 37:45Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 37:46Speaker 4: But I'm also like, hey, this isn't the last time
- 37:48Speaker 4: I'm planning to go to Europe. But I have more
- 37:49Speaker 4: anxiety about letting another year go by where I still
- 37:52Speaker 4: look good in a bikini and I haven't broken a hip.
- 37:55Speaker 4: And I haven't gone on this trip yet. Then I
- 37:57Speaker 4: just need to go. I need to go to know
- 37:59Speaker 4: that I went. Because if I see another 25-year-old influencer
- 38:03Speaker 4: who makes nowhere near what I make going on the
- 38:07Speaker 4: trip that I should be going on. I can't take
- 38:10Speaker 4: another summer of it.
- 38:11Speaker 2: I have to go.
- 38:12Speaker 5: I wish you wouldn't because I use you and Peter
- 38:14Speaker 5: when my wife is– because my wife loves Europe. And
- 38:17Speaker 5: I always use you and Peter as my excuse to–
- 38:19Speaker 5: they don't go to Europe and they're doing fine. So
- 38:23Speaker 5: now if you guys go to Europe, I'm going to
- 38:24Speaker 5: have to go to Europe. We're going. Yeah. I noticed
- 38:28Speaker 5: that quite a– like John and Sarah don't go to Europe.
- 38:30Speaker 5: Josh does if he goes to Europe. I never see
- 38:32Speaker 5: them European traveling.
- 38:33Speaker 2: Josh went to Europe with his– husband but then they
- 38:36Speaker 2: got to now they're talking josh wolf oh josh yeah
- 38:39Speaker 2: yeah yeah yeah well because i think it is one
- 38:42Speaker 2: of those things with our business it is kind of
- 38:44Speaker 2: a little bit of longer commitment like so i said
- 38:47Speaker 2: i'd like to go between two and three week trip
- 38:50Speaker 2: that's yeah you know wow well we'll see what happens
- 38:53Speaker 2: again i'm putting it out there people you want me
- 38:55Speaker 2: to come to your place you want.
- 38:57Speaker 5: To meet me yeah make it.
- 38:59Speaker 2: Make it happen i like that um Oh, by the way,
- 39:02Speaker 2: then Jen Shaw, going back to Jen Shaw, then she
- 39:04Speaker 2: had a real fun dinner in New York after for
- 39:06Speaker 2: 20 people.
- 39:07Speaker 5: So I often wonder when they get these six and
- 39:09Speaker 5: a half year sentences and they start having fun dinners
- 39:12Speaker 5: and stuff, is there a lawyer telling them like, you're
- 39:14Speaker 5: not actually going to serve any of this time? Like
- 39:16Speaker 5: we're going to.
- 39:17Speaker 2: No, she is because it's federal.
- 39:19Speaker 5: Oh, it is. Okay. So she'll actually have to serve time.
- 39:21Speaker 2: She really will have to serve like at least like six.
- 39:24Speaker 5: Six years?
- 39:25Speaker 2: Yes, because you don't get as much shaved off when
- 39:27Speaker 2: it's federal.
- 39:28Speaker 3: Wow.
- 39:28Speaker 5: That's a long time.
- 39:29Speaker 2: It's really long. long. Yeah. It's really long. And you know,
- 39:33Speaker 2: at her age.
- 39:35Speaker 5: And who is she blaming? Is she blaming the husband?
- 39:38Speaker 4: No, but the husband definitely is in on it. The
- 39:40Speaker 4: husband was helping with all, the husband was a former
- 39:43Speaker 4: attorney who then became a coach and, And he knew.
- 39:48Speaker 4: And the thing is, is that this business that they did,
- 39:50Speaker 4: this scam business, it wasn't like they were doing it
- 39:53Speaker 4: for a while and then they seeped into scamming. It
- 39:57Speaker 4: started out as a scam 10 years ago.
- 39:59Speaker 2: It was only a scam.
- 40:01Speaker 4: And it was like they'd call old people and there's
- 40:03Speaker 4: conversations where they'd be like, hey, can we get, hi,
- 40:07Speaker 4: I'm trying, I got the 70-year-old to put $ 4, 500 on
- 40:11Speaker 4: one card and $ 1, 200 on the next card.
- 40:14Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 40:15Speaker 2: But I think that's it. And then and then she'd
- 40:16Speaker 2: be like, no, if you if you can charge her
- 40:21Speaker 2: one more round, but then put it through this company.
- 40:23Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 40:24Speaker 4: They'd like all these other companies to scam these people
- 40:27Speaker 4: numerous times.
- 40:29Speaker 2: It was horrible. It was horrible. She's an awful person.
- 40:31Speaker 4: And I'm so proud to say that from the moment
- 40:33Speaker 4: I saw her on the show three or four years ago,
- 40:35Speaker 4: I was like, this is the worst housewife.
- 40:37Speaker 2: She's full of shit. She's phony. I don't like her.
- 40:40Speaker 2: I think she's full of shit. And she was.
- 40:42Speaker 5: Now, do you feel these people would... Because I feel
- 40:44Speaker 5: like a lot of these housewives now have criminal records.
- 40:47Speaker 5: There's been quite a few of them.
- 40:47Speaker 2: Yes, yeah.
- 40:48Speaker 5: And do you think they would have been caught had
- 40:51Speaker 5: they not chosen to be a housewife? Like, I feel
- 40:54Speaker 5: like that puts a spotlight on them and people start
- 40:57Speaker 5: checking their background and stuff where if they just remained
- 41:01Speaker 5: regular people scamming old people, they probably could have continued
- 41:04Speaker 5: on doing that for quite some time without.
- 41:06Speaker 4: I mean, the thing is, DAs, they like a limelight story.
- 41:14Speaker 2: Right.
- 41:15Speaker 4: That's why sometimes when you can't get someone to prosecute
- 41:17Speaker 4: your story, your crime, when you try, they're like, sorry,
- 41:21Speaker 4: we're not going to pursue that.
- 41:22Speaker 5: So they get a jam shot.
- 41:23Speaker 2: It's not that as exciting.
- 41:24Speaker 5: Oh, it's more fun.
- 41:25Speaker 2: It's more fun. And also, I think, yes, that she
- 41:30Speaker 2: may have been caught, but maybe....
- 41:35Speaker 4: Because there was no sensationalism, maybe it would have been
- 41:38Speaker 4: an easier blow or I don't know.
- 41:41Speaker 2: This really did add to all of it.
- 41:43Speaker 4: And they're using her definitely as an example because there's
- 41:46Speaker 4: a lot of telemarketing scams. And they're hoping that like, hey,
- 41:52Speaker 4: if you're doing this, you better fucking get out now
- 41:54Speaker 4: because you will do some real hard time for calling
- 41:57Speaker 4: people and charging them for stuff that isn't real.
- 42:00Speaker 5: Have you ever been scammed or anyone in your family?
- 42:02Speaker 5: Were your parents scammed when they were older?
- 42:05Speaker 2: No, but they would get emails and stuff and, you know,
- 42:07Speaker 2: like I knew what it was.
- 42:09Speaker 5: I feel like everything's a scam.
- 42:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 42:10Speaker 5: So I immediately go into it like scam, scam, scam.
- 42:14Speaker 2: No, you should be very careful.
- 42:15Speaker 5: I paid for my mother and father to get into
- 42:17Speaker 5: New York City from Long Island.
- 42:19Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 42:19Speaker 5: I was in New York a few weeks ago for Christmas.
- 42:21Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 42:22Speaker 5: And I had my mom, I put my mom and
- 42:24Speaker 5: dad in Uber to come into New York City from
- 42:26Speaker 5: Long Island. I sent the Uber to their house.
- 42:29Speaker 2: Okay.
- 42:29Speaker 5: And they were, everything's a scam to my parents, everything.
- 42:33Speaker 5: They are not going to get caught by a Jen Shah.
- 42:35Speaker 2: Okay, good.
- 42:36Speaker 5: And they were like, they would not trust this Uber.
- 42:38Speaker 2: So they didn't get in the car?
- 42:39Speaker 5: They would not get in. I told my mom, he's
- 42:41Speaker 5: out front because he was calling me.
- 42:43Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 42:43Speaker 5: And I said, is there a car out front idling
- 42:46Speaker 5: with the headlights on? My mom goes, yes, but I
- 42:48Speaker 5: don't know if this is the one. I'm like, that's
- 42:50Speaker 5: the one. Get in the back. And they did.
- 42:53Speaker 2: They finally got in.
- 42:54Speaker 5: And they finally got in. And then I guess he
- 42:56Speaker 5: was asking questions, you know, just like an Uber driver does.
- 42:59Speaker 5: And my mom's texting me. He's asking a lot of questions.
- 43:01Speaker 5: I don't know if this is the guy. I'm like,
- 43:03Speaker 5: do you think a stranger picked up two 83-year-old people
- 43:07Speaker 5: to murder them? I mean, it was. And then they
- 43:12Speaker 5: wouldn't get back. They didn't want to get in there.
- 43:15Speaker 5: Don't want to go back. Can't we just take a
- 43:17Speaker 5: regular car? I don't like this Uber one bit.
- 43:20Speaker 2: Wow.
- 43:21Speaker 5: Because the guy was like, The guy was like, can
- 43:24Speaker 5: you stay? And New York City is weird. If you
- 43:27Speaker 5: Uber into New York City from Long Island, you can't
- 43:28Speaker 5: pick up in New York City. So my mother's like,
- 43:31Speaker 5: the guy wants to go off app and just take
- 43:34Speaker 5: cash for a ride back. I said, so do it.
- 43:37Speaker 5: We'll give him $ 100, I'll drive you back. My mother's like,
- 43:39Speaker 5: I want to stay on app. I was like, you
- 43:41Speaker 5: don't even know what the app was 10 minutes ago.
- 43:45Speaker 5: Oh my gosh. So yeah, they're not going to get
- 43:47Speaker 5: Jen shot.
- 43:48Speaker 4: I remember my dad would joke about his mother saying,
- 43:51Speaker 4: not understand being like, what is this thing?
- 43:53Speaker 2: A credit card. That's how long ago it was. But
- 43:55Speaker 2: she was like, no. And he's like, no, mom, like, no,
- 43:58Speaker 2: I can charge it on the credit.
- 43:59Speaker 1: You know?
- 44:00Speaker 4: And she was like, you know, glory be to God.
- 44:02Speaker 4: I'm not choosing a piece of plastic. Oh, that's not
- 44:05Speaker 4: a real, that's not real money. So it's like, yeah,
- 44:07Speaker 4: it's hard for people to adjust.
- 44:08Speaker 5: Master charge.
- 44:09Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 44:10Speaker 5: Master charge.
- 44:11Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
- 44:12Speaker 5: Okay.
- 44:13Speaker 2: So, um, Now, this was a sad story. This guy
- 44:16Speaker 2: had a heart attack. But did you hear about it? Yes.
- 44:18Speaker 5: It's such a strange story.
- 44:20Speaker 2: Well, so this couple, they have two little kids, a
- 44:22Speaker 2: two-year-old and a five-month-old.
- 44:24Speaker 5: And he works for one of the news. He was
- 44:26Speaker 5: a news reporter.
- 44:27Speaker 4: They went to a steak restaurant down the street from
- 44:30Speaker 4: kind of like whatever, like a Soho house that has
- 44:33Speaker 4: like a club.
- 44:34Speaker 2: I think it was called the Yale Club or something.
- 44:37Speaker 2: But you have a hotel room.
- 44:38Speaker 4: And then when the guy had a heart attack and
- 44:40Speaker 4: she was getting in the ambulance, she's like, can you
- 44:42Speaker 4: please check on my children?
- 44:43Speaker 2: Can you check on my children? And they're like, what
- 44:45Speaker 2: is she talking about? Anyway, they had left their two
- 44:49Speaker 2: kids alone in the hotel room while they went down
- 44:52Speaker 2: the street to have a fun steak dinner.
- 44:53Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so strange. I got to tell you, my
- 44:57Speaker 5: wife and I think about it all the time.
- 44:59Speaker 2: Leaving your kid unattended.
- 45:00Speaker 5: When the baby goes to sleep, we're like, oh, she's asleep.
- 45:05Speaker 5: You know, we're like, the bar's down the hallway in
- 45:07Speaker 5: a hotel. You know what I mean? But then that
- 45:10Speaker 5: one story gets us every time Madeline McCann.
- 45:13Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 45:13Speaker 5: We're like, yeah, but that's what they did with Madeline McCann.
- 45:16Speaker 5: You know, it's like we could just go to the
- 45:18Speaker 5: wine bar and we could see the window. So we
- 45:20Speaker 5: never do. But I understand.
- 45:23Speaker 4: Well, I have a friend and I've told this story before,
- 45:26Speaker 4: but her older child was doing something else. And the
- 45:31Speaker 4: second one was like one. And the husband was watching him.
- 45:34Speaker 4: And this is like an educated, smart, cute couple like
- 45:37Speaker 4: these people. And she came home from the day and
- 45:40Speaker 4: she saw like some burrito wrappers. And she was like, oh,
- 45:44Speaker 4: you took the baby to, you guys went to get burritos?
- 45:47Speaker 4: And he's like, no, she was sleeping. So I just
- 45:50Speaker 4: went down the street and got a burrito. And she
- 45:53Speaker 4: told us and we were like, you know, I'm like, look,
- 45:56Speaker 4: obviously you got to forgive him, you know, but like.
- 45:59Speaker 4: Sometimes people just need to be told, like, what.
- 46:01Speaker 2: If there was a fire? What if there was an earthquake?
- 46:03Speaker 4: What if you got in a car accident driving down
- 46:05Speaker 4: the street? Then your kids could take it away. And
- 46:10Speaker 4: I think what one person said is, I think people
- 46:14Speaker 4: are becoming so dependent on, but I've got a monitor
- 46:18Speaker 4: or I've got a ring camera that I can look
- 46:20Speaker 4: on my phone.
- 46:21Speaker 2: I can see the ring camera. Like, who knows? Maybe
- 46:24Speaker 2: they brought a remote camera and they could look on
- 46:26Speaker 2: their phone at the hotel room and that might have
- 46:28Speaker 2: made them feel like, But then again, what if you
- 46:30Speaker 2: look at your phone and you see a guy grabbing
- 46:32Speaker 2: the child? You still can't save the child.
- 46:34Speaker 5: How could you possibly sit and have a nice meal?
- 46:36Speaker 5: And they're young kids, right? I mean, is this a
- 46:39Speaker 5: recent picture?
- 46:40Speaker 2: Two years old and five months.
- 46:41Speaker 5: Oh, that's way too young to leave them alone. That's
- 46:43Speaker 5: very strange.
- 46:44Speaker 2: No, it's very bad.
- 46:45Speaker 4: And I'm like, look, I'm sorry 35-year-olds that are craving
- 46:49Speaker 4: for an uninterrupted wine steak dinner. I remember... savoring those
- 46:54Speaker 4: few and far moments in between.
- 46:56Speaker 2: Yeah. But too fucking bad. You can't do it. If
- 47:00Speaker 2: you don't have the help set up, you can't go.
- 47:03Speaker 5: I agree with Sussalicious76' s comment. Why is everyone dying? Somebody
- 47:11Speaker 5: figured they had to write that. Why? Why are people dying?
- 47:14Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 47:15Speaker 4: Did you know David Miscavige is nowhere to be found?
- 47:21Speaker 5: Oh, now him.
- 47:22Speaker 2: Well, they're just trying to serve.
- 47:24Speaker 4: Him all these abuse allegations of what people that they
- 47:28Speaker 4: believe they've suffered at the hands of Scientology abuse.
- 47:32Speaker 2: And they can't find it.
- 47:33Speaker 5: Have you seen the new commercials?
- 47:35Speaker 2: Yes.
- 47:35Speaker 5: Where it's him actually speaking.
- 47:36Speaker 3: Yes.
- 47:37Speaker 5: And they make it look like it's the greatest thing ever.
- 47:38Speaker 2: It does look pretty great.
- 47:39Speaker 5: I know. I've got to tell you. I watched the commercial.
- 47:41Speaker 5: I'm like, sign me up. They're on jet skis and
- 47:45Speaker 5: having a great time. And he makes it sound like,
- 47:47Speaker 5: I know you've heard a lot about us. Talk to me.
- 47:50Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 47:50Speaker 5: You know, you want to hear the real story?
- 47:52Speaker 7: I know.
- 47:53Speaker 2: And they're like on huge primetime shows.
- 47:55Speaker 5: They're on like during the NFL, like the biggest audience
- 47:58Speaker 5: in the world. They put this commercial on.
- 48:00Speaker 4: I would– yeah, let me know if there's a new
- 48:03Speaker 4: person or if they're ever going to change the.
- 48:06Speaker 2: MO of it to continue.
- 48:08Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 48:09Speaker 4: Like will it– if they have new people now, is
- 48:12Speaker 4: it not the same trajectory of keeping the people and
- 48:17Speaker 4: getting their money? Because that has now all been exposed.
- 48:20Speaker 4: You keep buying these books and you have to keep
- 48:22Speaker 4: retaking these courses.
- 48:24Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 48:24Speaker 2: And then you get to the top and it's, hi,
- 48:27Speaker 2: we were created by aliens. Like, are they killing that
- 48:29Speaker 2: story now? And, like, just making.
- 48:31Speaker 4: More about, like, self-realization and just, like, being the best
- 48:35Speaker 4: person you can be.
- 48:36Speaker 5: Yeah, they should kill the alien story.
- 48:38Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 48:38Speaker 5: They really should. And just so you might, there's an
- 48:41Speaker 5: outside chance you might get the Tom Cruise coconut cake
- 48:44Speaker 5: at Christmas. Yeah. If you get high up enough.
- 48:46Speaker 2: Is that a thing?
- 48:47Speaker 5: Oh, you didn't know about that?
- 48:48Speaker 2: Is that his favorite?
- 48:49Speaker 5: Tom Cruise sends everyone in his work.
- 48:51Speaker 2: From Doan's?
- 48:51Speaker 5: He sends.
- 48:52Speaker 2: There's a famous coconut cake that like Chris Jenner and
- 48:54Speaker 2: everyone loves. It's D-O-A-N-S-N-L-A.
- 48:57Speaker 5: Well, anyway, if you get the Tom Cruise coconut cake,
- 49:00Speaker 5: you're A-list. All right. So to get the Tom Cruise
- 49:03Speaker 5: coconut cake at Christmas is something you know you've made
- 49:05Speaker 5: in Hollywood.
- 49:06Speaker 2: All right.
- 49:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 49:07Speaker 5: You haven't gotten it, obviously.
- 49:07Speaker 2: He still has yet to see Surrey. Oh. They still
- 49:11Speaker 2: like never see each other.
- 49:12Speaker 5: Well, yeah.
- 49:13Speaker 2: And there's still always that rumor that it's not his
- 49:16Speaker 2: biological kid.
- 49:17Speaker 5: It's Chris Klein.
- 49:18Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 49:19Speaker 5: That actor.
- 49:19Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 49:20Speaker 5: But she does look like Tom Cruise.
- 49:22Speaker 2: She could be.
- 49:23Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 49:24Speaker 2: She could be. Brittany, crazy as ever. I don't know
- 49:28Speaker 2: if you've ever.
- 49:29Speaker 5: Crazier than ever. Sure. You know what popped up recently? Yesterday,
- 49:34Speaker 5: I think. Yeah. The wedding dress again. It keeps popping up.
- 49:38Speaker 5: Her and the wedding. This is the day I married myself.
- 49:41Speaker 2: No, this is, yeah, this is it. This is a
- 49:43Speaker 2: different photo, and I did it because it's, no, it's
- 49:45Speaker 2: the same photo practically.
- 49:46Speaker 5: It's the same photo.
- 49:48Speaker 4: People, conspiracy theories is that, now the latest one I
- 49:54Speaker 4: heard from this girl is the Madonna and Drew and Paris, they.
- 50:01Speaker 2: Drew and Paris? Yeah, that all went to the wedding.
- 50:05Speaker 4: They actually- are somehow, like, protecting her because she's not
- 50:12Speaker 4: really free.
- 50:13Speaker 5: This is what I've been saying. How come I'm not
- 50:16Speaker 5: included in this?
- 50:17Speaker 2: And Chris Franjola. Yeah. But you didn't go to the wedding.
- 50:19Speaker 5: I wasn't invited.
- 50:20Speaker 4: So, again, you know, and people are like, was she
- 50:24Speaker 4: ever at Nobu? Like, that one time they went to
- 50:27Speaker 4: Nobu and someone said that she picked up their baby. Like,
- 50:30Speaker 4: is she really going out? The Sam stuff is weird.
- 50:35Speaker 2: So, you know, Sam... He's just a kid that, from
- 50:41Speaker 2: my understanding, he grew up here. I mean, he came
- 50:43Speaker 2: from Iran. Yeah, he came from Iran as a child.
- 50:46Speaker 2: And I think he struggled in school as far as, like,
- 50:49Speaker 2: not fitting in, being an immigrant. He was not hot
- 50:52Speaker 2: like this. And so, like... Kind of not popular. And now,
- 50:57Speaker 2: you know, he gets with Britney.
- 50:59Speaker 5: Right.
- 51:00Speaker 2: And there's something obviously weird about that. And who knows?
- 51:03Speaker 2: They've already gone down the road of like, did they
- 51:05Speaker 2: even really get married? I don't know. I don't know.
- 51:07Speaker 5: And now she's having a beef with the sister again.
- 51:09Speaker 5: That was all public on Instagram.
- 51:12Speaker 4: She did that and then take it down. And that
- 51:14Speaker 4: was all about, I guess because the sister and Dr.
- 51:17Speaker 4: Drew are on this show called Special Forces.
- 51:20Speaker 6: Yes.
- 51:20Speaker 4: Where they take all these reality stars and you basically
- 51:24Speaker 4: are like a Navy SEAL.
- 51:25Speaker 2: Jamie Lynn Spears is on that show? Yes.
- 51:29Speaker 4: I've not seen the first episode, but I don't know
- 51:31Speaker 4: if maybe she made some reference of being, it's hard
- 51:34Speaker 4: to be Britney Spears' sister because then Britney writes her
- 51:37Speaker 4: whole long thing, oh, it's so hard being my sister,
- 51:39Speaker 4: and then she goes into her rant.
- 51:41Speaker 5: She was talking a lot about back pain or something.
- 51:43Speaker 4: Yeah, she has a back pain and her leg is dumb,
- 51:47Speaker 4: but then she's spinning around and dancing with her not
- 51:49Speaker 4: good dancing. And then she says, you know, it brings
- 51:54Speaker 4: up the day that she walked in and all of
- 51:57Speaker 4: her friends were getting pedicures and enjoying champagne. And that
- 52:00Speaker 4: day she had to perform at Planet Hollywood. And she
- 52:02Speaker 4: couldn't get the spa and she couldn't get her cup
- 52:04Speaker 4: of coffee. This is like an ongoing theme about the
- 52:08Speaker 4: coffee and the spa.
- 52:10Speaker 5: So I then.
- 52:12Speaker 2: Wrote, and I said... Do I have it here? Oh,
- 52:14Speaker 2: I don't have it up front.
- 52:15Speaker 5: Oh, that was pretty great.
- 52:15Speaker 2: But I wrote, and I said, Brittany, like, let's go
- 52:18Speaker 2: to the Four Seasons in Westlake. It's a beautiful spa.
- 52:21Speaker 4: There's a really cute coffee place that we're going to
- 52:22Speaker 4: get coffee. We're going to go to the spa. I'm
- 52:24Speaker 4: coming to get you. And then other people were like,
- 52:26Speaker 4: if you really knew her, wouldn't you have her number?
- 52:28Speaker 2: I'm like, who the fuck... Why are people so dumb?
- 52:31Speaker 5: I love having to explain jokes to people. Yeah, it is... But... Now,
- 52:37Speaker 5: that thing you wrote, that's very funny. But I believe
- 52:41Speaker 5: if she really was, there is somebody in her life
- 52:44Speaker 5: who should be able to do that. You know what
- 52:45Speaker 5: I mean? If she really was free. Right. Somebody should
- 52:49Speaker 5: be reading these Instagrams and going, listen, Brittany, let's go
- 52:54Speaker 5: out for the day. It seems like you're having a
- 52:56Speaker 5: moment or an episode or whatever.
- 52:57Speaker 2: She doesn't have any friends.
- 52:58Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. This is strange.
- 53:01Speaker 2: I'm like that no one has seen her like walking
- 53:03Speaker 2: around Target and Westlake. No one has seen her on
- 53:06Speaker 2: a walk. Yeah. Like, no, there's no way. Yeah.
- 53:10Speaker 5: Yeah. So any of that, like, there's got to be
- 53:14Speaker 5: an agent, a manager, somebody in her life who can go,
- 53:18Speaker 5: let's go get coffee and tell me what the issue is.
- 53:20Speaker 4: But I do think people are getting tired of it
- 53:21Speaker 4: as a subject. Because, I mean, she's still at 41
- 53:24Speaker 4: million people. But, like, it never really goes up.
- 53:27Speaker 5: Well, nobody.
- 53:27Speaker 2: It goes down. She's not gaining any new people. And
- 53:29Speaker 2: she's probably losing some.
- 53:30Speaker 4: But, okay, good luck to you. I'm ready to take you.
- 53:33Speaker 4: Chris D'Elia, after the YouTube thing. Um, the YouTube show
- 53:37Speaker 4: that I talked about.
- 53:37Speaker 5: They took away one show at the improv.
- 53:39Speaker 2: At the LA improv.
- 53:40Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 53:40Speaker 2: They said it was a scheduling thing. Yeah.
- 53:42Speaker 4: He did go to sex rehab. He was there between
- 53:44Speaker 4: November and December.
- 53:45Speaker 5: Right.
- 53:46Speaker 4: Knowing that this was coming out. I don't think it
- 53:49Speaker 4: made much of a splash at all.
- 53:51Speaker 5: No, because everything that the YouTube documentary talks about.
- 53:55Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 53:56Speaker 5: You watched it. Yeah, I watched it. Um, the guy says,
- 53:59Speaker 5: the comedian who made it says it's all after.
- 54:04Speaker 5: He supposedly came out of rehab, all of this stuff.
- 54:07Speaker 4: No, but then he just won again. Oh, it's a
- 54:09Speaker 4: new- He now just said he won again.
- 54:11Speaker 5: Oh. So did he reference, has he referenced this documentary yet?
- 54:16Speaker 2: No, he won't reference it.
- 54:17Speaker 5: Because a lot of people, yeah.
- 54:19Speaker 4: But it's clear based on this that even though they're consensual,
- 54:24Speaker 4: of course, you know, he's denying that he was trying
- 54:26Speaker 4: to have a cult or whatever. He's not denying, he's
- 54:29Speaker 4: just not addressing it. It's clear that he was cheating
- 54:32Speaker 4: on his wife and mother of his child after all
- 54:36Speaker 4: the stuff was exposed two years ago.
- 54:38Speaker 5: Right.
- 54:39Speaker 4: He continued to have relationships outside of his marriage. So
- 54:43Speaker 4: because of that, he went to sex rehab.
- 54:46Speaker 5: Again. Again.
- 54:47Speaker 2: Yeah. But he still gets to keep his shows, except
- 54:51Speaker 2: the L.A. Improv was like, we could lose one call.
- 54:53Speaker 5: Who cares about that?
- 54:54Speaker 2: That's a little show that everybody does. Like, we'll just
- 54:56Speaker 2: get rid of that one.
- 54:57Speaker 5: But then he has a tour, a big tour of
- 55:00Speaker 5: theaters and stuff. That's selling well and he's going to
- 55:03Speaker 5: be out on it.
- 55:03Speaker 2: And people will still go and people don't care that
- 55:05Speaker 2: like him.
- 55:05Speaker 5: I just don't understand why, though. Like, he's a fine comedian.
- 55:10Speaker 5: He's okay. But you could just say, all right, I'm
- 55:13Speaker 5: going to move on to another comedian. There's plenty of
- 55:15Speaker 5: good ones out there. I don't understand why he has
- 55:18Speaker 5: such a giant following. It's not like he was that
- 55:20Speaker 5: big a star. You know what I mean?
- 55:22Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 55:23Speaker 5: Yeah. It's just so weird to me that he has such.
- 55:25Speaker 2: A big following.
- 55:25Speaker 4: Maybe it's just like certain guys that are his fans.
- 55:29Speaker 4: don't want to lose another to being a perv.
- 55:33Speaker 2: I wish I could just.
- 55:34Speaker 5: Blame dumb guys, but there are a lot of dumb
- 55:36Speaker 5: girls out there too. You know what I mean? I mean,
- 55:38Speaker 5: you look at the comments underneath his Instagram, it's all women.
- 55:41Speaker 5: You are the greatest. I love you.
- 55:42Speaker 4: Or maybe girls that have dated cheating pervs want to
- 55:45Speaker 4: believe that it's worth it if they're funny and they
- 55:49Speaker 4: can go to rehab multiple times and make and redeem themselves.
- 55:53Speaker 4: And I don't want to give up on this type
- 55:55Speaker 4: of creep that might be in my life.
- 55:59Speaker 5: It's fascinating to me. Yeah. That documentary was very good.
- 56:03Speaker 2: It was very good.
- 56:04Speaker 5: Yeah. I spoke to the guy.
- 56:06Speaker 2: I spoke to him, too. And I was like, you know,
- 56:10Speaker 2: but he was like, I don't want to do any interviews.
- 56:11Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, that's fine. But, I mean, I'm sorry. Like,
- 56:13Speaker 2: I talked about it. People don't really care.
- 56:16Speaker 4: People don't really care about Chris D'Elia.
- 56:18Speaker 2: And they don't really care that he was a creep.
- 56:20Speaker 5: People don't care because I don't think he's that big
- 56:22Speaker 5: a star. In our world, he is because we're comedians.
- 56:25Speaker 4: But also his stuff, he can still be a star.
- 56:29Speaker 4: He could have his own podcast and he can have
- 56:31Speaker 4: his private theaters. He could, he literally could rent out
- 56:34Speaker 4: the theater and the theater doesn't like, you can rent
- 56:38Speaker 4: out your own thing. It's not even like he has
- 56:40Speaker 4: to be booked by improv.
- 56:41Speaker 5: Right.
- 56:41Speaker 2: So he can continue on, you know.
- 56:44Speaker 5: But some of the stuff that he's accused of is
- 56:47Speaker 5: criminal behavior.
- 56:48Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 56:49Speaker 5: Whether he's, but I mean, I never went to court
- 56:51Speaker 5: of law.
- 56:51Speaker 2: Right.
- 56:52Speaker 5: And was convicted. So, I mean, if you get to
- 56:54Speaker 5: the point where you're just going to start canceling all scumbags,
- 56:57Speaker 5: I mean, the comedy community is going to be gone.
- 57:00Speaker 5: You know what I mean? But if it's criminal behavior,
- 57:03Speaker 5: then fuck this guy.
- 57:05Speaker 2: I think expose it. If you want to still buy
- 57:08Speaker 2: a ticket, go. And if you don't, you don't. And
- 57:11Speaker 2: you are what you are. I didn't realize he has
- 57:13Speaker 2: a brother that he does a podcast with.
- 57:15Speaker 5: And they look kind of alike.
- 57:16Speaker 2: No, I was like, how did they, when I first thought,
- 57:18Speaker 2: I go, how did they find another, how did he
- 57:20Speaker 2: find another greasy looking dude? And then there's some person that, oh,
- 57:24Speaker 2: that's his brother. I go, oh, okay.
- 57:26Speaker 5: Well, they both have the same like hair.
- 57:28Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
- 57:28Speaker 2: I can't.
- 57:31Speaker 4: Okay, let's talk about everything that's come out. The Harry
- 57:33Speaker 4: book comes out today, Tuesday.
- 57:35Speaker 5: In 60 minutes.
- 57:35Speaker 4: But it came out, somehow people in Spain got it.
- 57:39Speaker 4: And I'm going to read to you every, there was
- 57:43Speaker 4: about 50 articles Page Six wrote.
- 57:45Speaker 2: And these are just the headlines.
- 57:48Speaker 5: And he did do the 60 minutes interview last night.
- 57:49Speaker 2: He did the 60 minutes.
- 57:52Speaker 4: So basically, okay, one of the things I'll say and
- 57:57Speaker 4: then I'm going to read them. is Harry said that
- 58:01Speaker 4: he was always competitive with William. He's really the meanest
- 58:04Speaker 4: to William in all of this. And he said when
- 58:06Speaker 4: they got to the same school, he's like, can we
- 58:08Speaker 4: hang out now?
- 58:09Speaker 2: And he said, no, act like you don't know me.
- 58:11Speaker 5: William said to him.
- 58:12Speaker 4: Yeah, act like you don't know me. I remember my
- 58:14Speaker 4: brother said that to his brother too.
- 58:16Speaker 5: Right.
- 58:17Speaker 4: And I guess a lot of people do that in
- 58:19Speaker 4: high school. Now they're two princes, so I think people
- 58:21Speaker 4: know they know each other. And Harry even said, you know,
- 58:25Speaker 4: now I see– Lily bet wants to hang out with
- 58:28Speaker 4: Archie and Archie's like, get away little pest.
- 58:31Speaker 2: And he goes, so I guess I understand it now. Oh,
- 58:34Speaker 2: you do.
- 58:34Speaker 4: Now that you wrote the book about what an awful
- 58:36Speaker 4: brother you had, you dumb idiot. He said, you know,
- 58:39Speaker 4: one time I looked at my brother and I, and
- 58:41Speaker 4: he goes, and his balding much worse than much more
- 58:44Speaker 4: advanced than mine.
- 58:45Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 58:46Speaker 4: Guess what, Harry, you are going to be completely bald
- 58:50Speaker 4: in about five years.
- 58:51Speaker 2: Yeah. And I think at that point, William might be
- 58:54Speaker 2: cuter than you.
- 58:56Speaker 5: Wow.
- 58:56Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 58:57Speaker 2: Wow. So I don't like it.
- 59:00Speaker 5: I disagree with that one completely. Okay.
- 59:02Speaker 2: Well, whatever.
- 59:03Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 59:04Speaker 2: Here are the things. He said, William and Kate used
- 59:07Speaker 2: to watch Suits. They were big fans. No, they did not.
- 59:10Speaker 2: They were very.
- 59:11Speaker 4: Jealous that he was marrying a woman that had such
- 59:14Speaker 4: a great career. However, in the Netflix doc, he said
- 59:18Speaker 4: when someone brought up her to him to possibly date,
- 59:22Speaker 4: he had no idea who she was.
- 59:25Speaker 2: Yeah. So she had this great career.
- 59:27Speaker 4: That his brother-in-law was jealous of, yet Harry had no
- 59:30Speaker 4: idea who Meghan was.
- 59:32Speaker 5: I don't believe it. They lie a lot.
- 59:34Speaker 2: They lie a lot. They're both liars.
- 59:36Speaker 5: Honey, turn on USA Network.
- 59:38Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 59:38Speaker 5: No, no way.
- 59:39Speaker 2: Let's watch Todd Chrisley, and then let's watch Suits.
- 59:41Speaker 5: No way.
- 59:42Speaker 2: Like, are you kidding me?
- 59:43Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 59:45Speaker 4: Meghan Markle was put in her place for making a
- 59:47Speaker 4: comment about Kate's baby brain. This is the story that
- 59:51Speaker 4: goes from... And apparently Kate said, Charlotte's dress is too long.
- 59:57Speaker 4: She's not comfortable in the flower girl dress.
- 1:00:00Speaker 5: It's too long.
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: And Megan said, okay, that's fine. You can shorten it.
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: Just go get a tailor.
- 1:00:05Speaker 4: There was some miscommunication. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then when
- 1:00:10Speaker 4: Kate questioned it.
- 1:00:10Speaker 5: This was at their wedding, right?
- 1:00:11Speaker 4: Yeah, then Megan said, it must have been Kate's baby brain,
- 1:00:15Speaker 4: meaning she just had a baby and sometimes, you know,
- 1:00:17Speaker 4: your hormones change. And Kate was like, we're not close
- 1:00:19Speaker 4: enough for you to talk about my baby brain.
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: That was one fight. Prince Harry says.
- 1:00:24Speaker 5: It is Kate's birthday today, by the way.
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: I know. Happy birthday.
- 1:00:27Speaker 4: Prince Harry says it was William and Kate who told
- 1:00:29Speaker 4: him to wear the Nazi costume for Halloween.
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: They thought it would be a fun idea.
- 1:00:33Speaker 5: Well, yes and no. They didn't tell him to wear it.
- 1:00:37Speaker 5: I had read this part, this excerpt. They said it
- 1:00:40Speaker 5: would be funnier than... He was comparing himself to another
- 1:00:43Speaker 5: person who was going to be at the party and
- 1:00:44Speaker 5: what he was wearing.
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:00:46Speaker 5: And they asked what would be... And they said, yeah,
- 1:00:49Speaker 5: it would be funnier. The Nazi costume would be funnier
- 1:00:52Speaker 5: than whatever he's wearing. So they didn't say, wear a
- 1:00:55Speaker 5: Nazi costume.
- 1:00:57Speaker 4: But I also just think the worst thing that you did,
- 1:00:59Speaker 4: you now can blame on your older brother. That your
- 1:01:02Speaker 4: brother bullied you into it or gave you the idea.
- 1:01:05Speaker 4: Then William and Harry got in a physical fight one
- 1:01:07Speaker 4: day when he said he was living in squalor.
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: He was living poor in a cold little cottage, William.
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: I mean Harry.
- 1:01:14Speaker 4: And William got mad at him and pushed him down
- 1:01:16Speaker 4: and he fell and broke a dog bowl on his back.
- 1:01:19Speaker 5: He cut his back.
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: And he said, you know, this is how abusers abuse
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: and I'm a victim. He also says that when he
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: was fighting the Afghan war, he killed 25 people that
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: were just chess pieces to him. Oh.
- 1:01:31Speaker 4: So your brother, you were a victim of physical abuse
- 1:01:35Speaker 4: by your.
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: Royal brother when you broke a dog bowl.
- 1:01:38Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: But you also were this, you know, killer.
- 1:01:41Speaker 5: So it sounds to me like at this point, you're
- 1:01:43Speaker 5: team William and Kate.
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just, okay.
- 1:01:48Speaker 4: So Harry's ex-girlfriend, Chelsea, would wear miniskirts and drink tequila
- 1:01:52Speaker 4: and make, and it made Harry happy, but the royals
- 1:01:55Speaker 4: didn't like that.
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: But he liked it.
- 1:01:58Speaker 5: Oh, I bet. That makes everybody happy. Miniskirts and tequila.
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:02:02Speaker 4: Oh, he also had lost his virginity with some woman,
- 1:02:06Speaker 4: older woman, when he was 21. And people think it
- 1:02:09Speaker 4: might be this Real Housewives of D.C., which was a
- 1:02:12Speaker 4: one-season wonder because she, in her book, said that she
- 1:02:15Speaker 4: had a romp with Harry.
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: Oh. Okay. Wow. He tried cocaine, and it made him
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: feel different. No shit.
- 1:02:23Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: Prince William was freaked that Meghan tried to hug him.
- 1:02:26Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:02:27Speaker 4: Prince Harry was given the chance to verbally commit to
- 1:02:30Speaker 4: King Charles' coronation in May, but he won't commit because
- 1:02:33Speaker 4: anything could happen. Camilla took his room and made it
- 1:02:37Speaker 4: her dressing room. I mean, that's a bitchy stepmom move,
- 1:02:40Speaker 4: but you need.
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: A big closet.
- 1:02:42Speaker 5: Apparently Camilla gets torn apart in this book quite a bit,
- 1:02:46Speaker 5: I've heard.
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:02:48Speaker 4: He believed his mom faked her death to escape the press.
- 1:02:50Speaker 4: He didn't believe she was really dead when he was 12.
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: Well, he was a young kid. Yeah, I said.
- 1:02:54Speaker 4: Meghan Markle is going to release her own bombshell book,
- 1:02:56Speaker 4: can't wait. King Charles said he didn't have enough money
- 1:02:59Speaker 4: to financially support them. Meghan Markle asked to borrow Kate's
- 1:03:03Speaker 4: tube of lips gloss once. It's a Clarins brand.
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: We found it. And I guess Kate didn't want her
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: to borrow it.
- 1:03:11Speaker 5: I'll lend a chapstick or something to my wife or
- 1:03:15Speaker 5: even anybody. I'm not a germphobe. I don't like when
- 1:03:18Speaker 5: they fuck with the, you know, don't leave it at
- 1:03:21Speaker 5: the level I gave it to you.
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
- 1:03:23Speaker 6: Okay.
- 1:03:23Speaker 5: Don't move it up or down.
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: This is a gloss where you squirt out.
- 1:03:25Speaker 5: I know that one. I'm familiar with that. But I'm
- 1:03:27Speaker 5: saying that just if there's ever a book written about me,
- 1:03:30Speaker 5: just know you can borrow my chapstick. But don't move
- 1:03:33Speaker 5: it any higher or lower.
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: Prince Harry claims that William felt guilt. I don't know
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: if this– I don't understand.
- 1:03:41Speaker 4: And didn't speak up about– oh, didn't speak up about
- 1:03:44Speaker 4: the affair to their dad about Camilla.
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: Like they didn't like that he was having the affair
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: with her.
- 1:03:48Speaker 4: Charles said his work was done after the birth of
- 1:03:51Speaker 4: a second child, meaning Harry.
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: So that was hurtful.
- 1:03:54Speaker 4: Prince Harry reveals that his penis was frostbitten at Kate
- 1:03:58Speaker 4: Middleton's 2011 wedding.
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: I don't know how that's her fault, but it was frostbitten.
- 1:04:02Speaker 5: How did that happen?
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: We don't know. I mean, if I clickbaited every single article.
- 1:04:07Speaker 5: Probably from fucking that ice queen Meghan Markle now.
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: Prince William's thinny hair is alarming and more advanced than
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: his own. Oh, I said that.
- 1:04:16Speaker 4: William was jealous of Harry's idea for the Invictus games.
- 1:04:20Speaker 4: It's very competitive their whole life. Also, Harry said, Africa's
- 1:04:24Speaker 4: my thing. Don't try to jump on that.
- 1:04:26Speaker 6: Oh.
- 1:04:27Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:04:28Speaker 4: So, like, fighting over what, like, charity is sexier. He
- 1:04:34Speaker 4: didn't receive a hug from his dad following the death
- 1:04:36Speaker 4: of his mom.
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: That's rude. But maybe that's because he had, like, formal
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: wear on and swords and stuff. I don't know. Regrets
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: watching Meghan's sex scenes in suits. Okay. Okay.
- 1:04:47Speaker 4: But how did your brother and Kate like it since
- 1:04:49Speaker 4: they are such big fans? Okay, let's see. Harry said
- 1:04:55Speaker 4: he grew up amid public speculation that his true father
- 1:04:58Speaker 4: was Diana's former lover, Major James Hewitt.
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: That's the cute guy. And even King Charles made jokes
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: about it. Here's the thing.
- 1:05:08Speaker 4: What would it take, people, to follow Harry around And
- 1:05:13Speaker 4: get a cup or something that he drinks out of
- 1:05:16Speaker 4: in Santa Barbara.
- 1:05:18Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:05:19Speaker 4: And then find someone who works in the royal family
- 1:05:23Speaker 4: gets something from King Charles.
- 1:05:26Speaker 5: Right. Oh, they've done it.
- 1:05:27Speaker 2: And put it together and find out and then be like,
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: you know what? You're not the son.
- 1:05:32Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: So goodbye, motherfucker.
- 1:05:34Speaker 5: I think somebody has done it and he's Prince Charles'
- 1:05:38Speaker 5: kid and the fun's over, you know? All right. The
- 1:05:41Speaker 5: rumor and the speculation is the fun part. Because, I mean,
- 1:05:45Speaker 5: obviously it's easy to get either one of them. You
- 1:05:47Speaker 5: just go doctor.
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: And people say, why don't you just denounce being the
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: prince anymore? And he's like, I didn't want to.
- 1:05:53Speaker 4: Prince William did not want Camilla to marry. Well, nobody
- 1:05:59Speaker 4: wants a stepmother.
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: Sorry. I want to.
- 1:06:01Speaker 4: Harry says that his beloved brother William is his arch nemesis.
- 1:06:06Speaker 4: The latest Netflix show was inspired by Nelson Mandela, but
- 1:06:10Speaker 4: he And that's what William thinks. But William thinks that
- 1:06:13Speaker 4: they obviously have ulterior motives to all of this.
- 1:06:17Speaker 5: I got to tell you, at this point, I'm not
- 1:06:18Speaker 5: hearing any bombshells. That's stuff I've.
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: Heard all of this stuff before. There's no bombshells.
- 1:06:24Speaker 5: Two brothers fight. Big deal. I mean, isn't that every
- 1:06:27Speaker 5: brother fights with their brothers?
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: I interviewed the spare in my home.
- 1:06:32Speaker 5: Who?
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: Is Brandon the spare? He's the spare.
- 1:06:34Speaker 7: Oh.
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: Brandon is the spare.
- 1:06:36Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: The similarities are uncanny. Yeah. Drake is William. He's Harry.
- 1:06:41Speaker 5: Oh, is that right?
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: They're three years apart.
- 1:06:42Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: Everything about it. Clearly, I'm Diana. And I interviewed him.
- 1:06:48Speaker 4: I'll do the video. And I said, you know, what
- 1:06:51Speaker 4: is it like? What is little brother syndrome? Like, let's
- 1:06:55Speaker 4: explore it. How bad is it? Because I have said
- 1:06:59Speaker 4: to Brandon, there was a time where he would get frustrated.
- 1:07:01Speaker 4: And I said, listen, you were born into... an abusive relationship,
- 1:07:07Speaker 4: but it's going to end soon.
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: He's going to go to college.
- 1:07:09Speaker 5: Right.
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: And I understand it's hard. He's always taller. He's always bigger.
- 1:07:12Speaker 5: It sucks.
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: He's always, he's going to be smarter, but it's eventually
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: going to even out. And I interviewed Brandon today and
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: he says, yes, he is bigger. He is stronger. He's
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: in college and he always, mostly always beats me at things.
- 1:07:26Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:07:26Speaker 4: But he said, but eventually it'll even out. And he
- 1:07:30Speaker 4: doesn't understand why these two boys are complaining about, he said,
- 1:07:33Speaker 4: because their lives are set for them.
- 1:07:35Speaker 2: I'm like, well, so is yours. But, but.
- 1:07:39Speaker 5: You're not going to be, yeah.
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: But that's, that's.
- 1:07:41Speaker 5: Is this before the haircut?
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: This is just after the haircut. This was this morning.
- 1:07:45Speaker 5: Oh, so he's got a new lease on life. Yeah.
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: And so I'm like, we're going to get you a
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: glow up.
- 1:07:49Speaker 4: We're going to like, but yeah, I mean, I think
- 1:07:54Speaker 4: it's hard to be, I think sisters have their own
- 1:07:57Speaker 4: dynamic and I think brothers have. And, and, Peter was
- 1:08:01Speaker 4: the younger of the two brothers, and one time at
- 1:08:04Speaker 4: a very big event, it was like they got in
- 1:08:09Speaker 4: a physical fight. And I think it was like finally...
- 1:08:12Speaker 4: I heard about this story after I married him. I
- 1:08:15Speaker 4: thought it was a pretty bad story, and I felt
- 1:08:16Speaker 4: bad for my other wife.
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: But it was like... I think it was like.
- 1:08:19Speaker 4: Peter was like, I'm finally big enough, and I fucking
- 1:08:23Speaker 4: hate you.
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: Because for my whole life... You know what I mean?
- 1:08:26Speaker 2: I just think guys have that moment where physically... This old,
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: and then do on top of it that he's going
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: to be king.
- 1:08:34Speaker 5: Yeah. Do you think that happens more with two boys?
- 1:08:37Speaker 5: Because I'm from four, there's four of us. Yes, I think.
- 1:08:40Speaker 5: And we don't have any of that.
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: I think it's, I think every family is different.
- 1:08:43Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: But I do think a two brother close in age. Yeah.
- 1:08:49Speaker 4: And both having similar interests and physicality. And it can be,
- 1:08:52Speaker 4: it can be, but it also can be great. And
- 1:08:54Speaker 4: then also it's like, this is my best friend and
- 1:08:56Speaker 4: you're going to be my best man and all that
- 1:08:57Speaker 4: kind of stuff.
- 1:08:59Speaker 5: But- the only thing mean that my brothers would do
- 1:09:01Speaker 5: to me is I used to like to watch the
- 1:09:03Speaker 5: Oscars and stuff when I was a kid and my
- 1:09:06Speaker 5: brothers thought that was a little, you know, they didn't
- 1:09:07Speaker 5: think that was great. And any, and when they saw
- 1:09:10Speaker 5: the most flamboyant dancer and one of the musical numbers
- 1:09:13Speaker 5: on the Oscars, they would go, there's Chris.
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: And look at you.
- 1:09:19Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah. They would say, look, there's you. And, you know, whatever.
- 1:09:22Speaker 5: Whoever was the most flamboyantly gay dancer in the background.
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: And you were like, if only I could dance at
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: the Oscars.
- 1:09:31Speaker 5: That was about as mean as they got.
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: And today that wouldn't be mean at all.
- 1:09:37Speaker 4: If that was the case, little Chris would have 7
- 1:09:41Speaker 4: million followers and he'd be dancing around and the parents
- 1:09:44Speaker 4: would be exploiting him.
- 1:09:46Speaker 5: And my brothers would be arrested.
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: And he would have rainbow shirts on and it would be,
- 1:09:51Speaker 2: oh my God, little boy Chris. Are you guys following
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: little boy Chris?
- 1:09:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:09:55Speaker 5: Little boy Chris. He watches all the award shows.
- 1:09:58Speaker 2: Is the cutest thing and his family is so wonderful
- 1:10:01Speaker 2: and embracing. Yeah. That everybody can just be where they
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: want to be. Yeah.
- 1:10:06Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: Well, good.
- 1:10:08Speaker 4: I'm glad they, you know, didn't tell you they couldn't
- 1:10:10Speaker 4: watch the Oscars. And so you have an insight to Netflix.
- 1:10:16Speaker 4: What is happening after this?
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: The book is out. The show is done.
- 1:10:21Speaker 4: Do we get a Kardashians reality type of show?
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: Do we get a T.I.
- 1:10:26Speaker 4: And Tiny except it's H & M?
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: What is it?
- 1:10:28Speaker 5: I don't know. I mean, it does well. It did well.
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: I know, but what now? Because they're not funny. Yeah.
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: And they're not that interesting once you've spilled all the beans.
- 1:10:40Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: Oh, and the other thing you just said in the.
- 1:10:42Speaker 4: Interview, the ITV or whatever that one is, they said,
- 1:10:45Speaker 4: what about the racism within the family? And he's like,
- 1:10:48Speaker 4: I never said my family was racist. And they're like,
- 1:10:50Speaker 4: but you said that Megan, that someone questioned Archie's skin tone.
- 1:10:56Speaker 2: And he's like, Megan never said that. I'm like, what is,
- 1:11:00Speaker 2: what are you.
- 1:11:00Speaker 4: Talking, like, that was said, but I didn't say it
- 1:11:04Speaker 4: was racist.
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: What are you saying?
- 1:11:06Speaker 4: You're saying that you went on an interview with Oprah
- 1:11:09Speaker 4: and you said that they questioned your son's skin tone
- 1:11:12Speaker 4: of when he would come out, what skin tone he
- 1:11:14Speaker 4: would be And you didn't think by saying that the
- 1:11:16Speaker 4: world would interpret that your family had racism?
- 1:11:20Speaker 2: He's like playing these two sides. And then, oh, I
- 1:11:24Speaker 2: very much love my brother.
- 1:11:25Speaker 4: I'm like, where did it come where you're like, we
- 1:11:30Speaker 4: have to tell everything.
- 1:11:31Speaker 2: We have to spill it all.
- 1:11:33Speaker 4: We got to make all the money we can make
- 1:11:35Speaker 4: because this time with my family is done and I'm
- 1:11:38Speaker 4: never going to see a dollar from them. That's what
- 1:11:40Speaker 4: I think. And they're like, the one thing we have
- 1:11:42Speaker 4: is our Juicy story, so.
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: We've got to tell it.
- 1:11:45Speaker 5: We've got to tell it on the Netflix.
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: We've got to tell it in the book. We've got
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: to tell it on the Spotify podcast. But once it's
- 1:11:51Speaker 2: been told, and they're never fucking.
- 1:11:55Speaker 5: With you again.
- 1:11:56Speaker 2: You can't say, hey, Juicy Scoopers, let me tell you
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: about my weekend with Prince William. Yeah. We rented a boat.
- 1:12:06Speaker 2: Kate and Charlotte were such little fucking bitches. Like, you're
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: not going to have those stories.
- 1:12:10Speaker 5: They need to get the whole family, sit them all down,
- 1:12:13Speaker 5: like a housewives reunion. Yeah. And just have, like, Jerry
- 1:12:17Speaker 5: Springer hosted and just, like, punch each other out and stuff.
- 1:12:22Speaker 2: And in all of.
- 1:12:23Speaker 4: This, why is Harry not saying– And really, honestly, I
- 1:12:28Speaker 4: was so creeped out by my Uncle Andrew that I
- 1:12:31Speaker 4: was like, let's get the fuck out of here.
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: He doesn't even mention it.
- 1:12:34Speaker 4: I'm like, if you want to redeem yourself, say that
- 1:12:38Speaker 4: is what initially turned us off. And in doing that
- 1:12:42Speaker 4: is what made us realize all the cover-ups that have happened.
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: And that's why we're exposing it all, because we're grossed.
- 1:12:47Speaker 5: Out by it.
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: Yeah. Then I'd be like, okay, I'm back team Harry
- 1:12:51Speaker 2: and Megan. Yeah. But all of it is so I'm
- 1:12:55Speaker 2: a victim. Boo hoo. They're jealous of me.
- 1:12:57Speaker 5: Are you going to read the book? I feel like
- 1:12:59Speaker 5: now I've read the book just from your little cheat
- 1:13:02Speaker 5: sheet here. I feel like that's all I need to know.
- 1:13:05Speaker 4: The only thing is I might read it because I
- 1:13:06Speaker 4: think I might find other funny things that page six
- 1:13:09Speaker 4: hasn't that I could rip on for the show.
- 1:13:11Speaker 5: Right, right.
- 1:13:11Speaker 4: So I might just read it. And just try to
- 1:13:14Speaker 4: get in my son Brandon's spare head. I just hope
- 1:13:17Speaker 4: that he never feels like this dick.
- 1:13:19Speaker 5: Yeah. I think I'll be fine.
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: Oh.
- 1:13:23Speaker 6: Oh.
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: Let's end on this.
- 1:13:24Speaker 5: This was so. I have to say.
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: Alec Baldwin.
- 1:13:27Speaker 5: So embarrassing.
- 1:13:28Speaker 4: Went on his Instagram to say it was Ellaria's birthday.
- 1:13:32Speaker 4: And she's just so close. She's only a couple grand
- 1:13:35Speaker 4: away from one million followers. So please go on Instagram
- 1:13:40Speaker 4: and follow my wife Ellaria.
- 1:13:42Speaker 5: This is a grown man. I mean, it's just, I
- 1:13:46Speaker 5: have to say, I've been burned by Alec Baldwin. I
- 1:13:49Speaker 5: actually really used to like him. He's from Long Island.
- 1:13:51Speaker 5: He's kind of like, he's got brothers like I do.
- 1:13:55Speaker 5: I've always found him funny. I liked him on like
- 1:13:57Speaker 5: Comedians in Cars. Howard Stern, he's always good.
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: He did great movies like 20 years ago. Yeah, like
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: he was in good movies.
- 1:14:03Speaker 5: And, but God, I think, I have to say, he's insane.
- 1:14:07Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:14:08Speaker 5: Which I'm, I'm shocked by. I thought he was a
- 1:14:10Speaker 5: pretty normal down to earth guy, but he's not.
- 1:14:15Speaker 4: Um, I don't know how this is going to work
- 1:14:17Speaker 4: out cause I haven't worked on it, but Kate Casey,
- 1:14:20Speaker 4: our friend has requested that we improvise you as Alec
- 1:14:26Speaker 4: and me as a Laria and me asking you to
- 1:14:29Speaker 4: do this.
- 1:14:31Speaker 2: Oh, how this came about at home.
- 1:14:33Speaker 5: Well, I think Alec and I both have the same
- 1:14:35Speaker 5: bags under our eyes. So I got that going for me. Um, Yeah.
- 1:14:41Speaker 5: He has like a deep voice.
- 1:14:42Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:14:44Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:14:44Speaker 2: Darling, you know, it's my birthday. And how do you
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: say celebrate?
- 1:14:50Speaker 4: And I would really, I can't believe it, but I
- 1:14:53Speaker 4: don't know if you noticed, but I am so close
- 1:14:55Speaker 4: to a million followers. And I, you know, with the podcast,
- 1:14:58Speaker 4: I have a couple of podcasts and I'm trying so hard. And,
- 1:15:01Speaker 4: you know, I gave, you know, the kids and the
- 1:15:04Speaker 4: Balduinos and everything. If I, I just want to get
- 1:15:07Speaker 4: to a million followers. And, baby, it's so easy for
- 1:15:10Speaker 4: you because you're so popular. You're so famous. You're so fabulous.
- 1:15:14Speaker 2: If you could just go on your Instagram because you
- 1:15:16Speaker 2: have more followers than I do. Does he have more followers?
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: Let's just see how many he has.
- 1:15:20Speaker 5: Yes, he does.
- 1:15:21Speaker 2: Yeah, what does he have?
- 1:15:22Speaker 5: He's got 3.1.
- 1:15:23Speaker 2: Oh, because you have more followers, as you should, my darling,
- 1:15:26Speaker 2: because you are a true actor. You're a true entertainer.
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: I mean, I am just famous by default. I am
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: just famous because I am your wife. I am a mother. And,
- 1:15:34Speaker 2: you know, press is always so mean to me, you know.
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: So can you.
- 1:15:39Speaker 4: Go on your Instagram and ask your people just all
- 1:15:43Speaker 4: they have to do is quick follow and then for
- 1:15:44Speaker 4: my birthday.
- 1:15:45Speaker 5: Oh, yes, honey. I will do that because you're the
- 1:15:47Speaker 5: most beautiful thing I've ever seen. You're the most beautiful woman. Oh,
- 1:15:49Speaker 5: my God.
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: You're so sweet.
- 1:15:50Speaker 5: Yes. And I love you and all the children.
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: You know what I love about you, Alec? What? Is
- 1:15:55Speaker 2: that you want to do everything with me.
- 1:15:58Speaker 5: Yes, of course.
- 1:15:58Speaker 2: We never want to be apart. No.
- 1:16:00Speaker 4: Every time you're like, I want to be part of
- 1:16:01Speaker 4: the party. I want to be with you. And that's
- 1:16:03Speaker 4: what I love about you because we're so compatible. And,
- 1:16:07Speaker 4: you know, with all the Balduinos and all the babies,
- 1:16:10Speaker 4: I just, that's what I saw.
- 1:16:12Speaker 2: Yes. So, okay, here's your phone.
- 1:16:14Speaker 5: The reason why I like to be with you so
- 1:16:15Speaker 5: much is because the last time I left you, I
- 1:16:16Speaker 5: went to New Mexico to shoot a movie and it
- 1:16:18Speaker 5: didn't end well. So I would much rather be with you.
- 1:16:21Speaker 2: All the more reason why I need to get to
- 1:16:23Speaker 2: the million followers.
- 1:16:24Speaker 7: Yes.
- 1:16:24Speaker 4: Because if I have a million followers, I can help
- 1:16:26Speaker 4: other people.
- 1:16:27Speaker 5: Oh, yes, yes, yes.
- 1:16:28Speaker 2: Become their true authentic self and support women.
- 1:16:31Speaker 5: Well, let's do it. Let's get you a million followers.
- 1:16:33Speaker 5: I'm going to go on Instagram from the back of
- 1:16:35Speaker 5: my car and beg. To get you a million followers.
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: Okay, so now do it. Let's just hear you beg.
- 1:16:41Speaker 2: I don't even know if you saw it, but just
- 1:16:43Speaker 2: do it. Yeah, I did.
- 1:16:43Speaker 5: I watched it several times.
- 1:16:44Speaker 2: Okay, let's go.
- 1:16:46Speaker 5: As you know, it's my wife Alaria's birthday. And for that,
- 1:16:50Speaker 5: I would like you to follow Alaria, the most beautiful
- 1:16:54Speaker 5: woman I've ever met. She's the light of my life.
- 1:16:59Speaker 5: And she's so close to a million. So for her birthday,
- 1:17:02Speaker 5: if you could get her a million followers... And that
- 1:17:05Speaker 5: would be great for me, for Alec.
- 1:17:09Speaker 2: Oh, my God, baby. That was so sweet.
- 1:17:11Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 1:17:11Speaker 2: That was so sweet. I can't believe it. Oh, my God, baby.
- 1:17:15Speaker 2: I just checked my phone. I am at 1,000,012.
- 1:17:17Speaker 3: Oh.
- 1:17:17Speaker 2: Yes. You're welcome. That's the Baldwin number. That is why
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: we are a team. That's why we are a team.
- 1:17:29Speaker 2: That's why you never, you know, that's why, how do
- 1:17:31Speaker 2: you say, you support me and we are just happy
- 1:17:35Speaker 2: and we are a family and, you know, our love
- 1:17:38Speaker 2: transcends all cultures, all languages.
- 1:17:40Speaker 5: Cucumbers are stupid. I don't, we don't.
- 1:17:43Speaker 2: I don't even know what a cucumber is. Zucchini.
- 1:17:46Speaker 5: No, cucumber.
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: No, they're zucchini now.
- 1:17:50Speaker 5: Yes, but they used to be cucumbers.
- 1:17:53Speaker 4: I know, that's why it's so confusing because, you know,
- 1:17:55Speaker 4: when you... When you grow up in two different households,
- 1:17:59Speaker 4: one for 20 years in Boston, and then you spend
- 1:18:01Speaker 4: a summer in Spain, it's just like very, very confusing.
- 1:18:03Speaker 5: Cucumbers become, yeah, there's a.
- 1:18:04Speaker 3: Lot of salad.
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very, very confusing. Vegetables. People are just so jealous.
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: Excellent job.
- 1:18:11Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 1:18:11Speaker 2: Excellent job.
- 1:18:12Speaker 5: Thank you. Yeah, it was very embarrassing. It was just,
- 1:18:17Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know. But it was embarrassing.
- 1:18:20Speaker 2: I have to say, I have done this for myself.
- 1:18:23Speaker 4: When I've gotten really close to like a milestone.
- 1:18:25Speaker 5: That's different.
- 1:18:26Speaker 2: I've been like, come on, you guys.
- 1:18:28Speaker 5: That's different. Yeah. Peter's not doing it. Yeah, it's different.
- 1:18:32Speaker 5: I mean, we all do that. We all have to
- 1:18:34Speaker 5: do this stuff.
- 1:18:35Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:18:35Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:18:36Speaker 2: Did I ever tell you my prediction of Pete Davidson?
- 1:18:40Speaker 5: No.
- 1:18:42Speaker 2: I think it's done.
- 1:18:44Speaker 5: It's over?
- 1:18:44Speaker 2: I think.
- 1:18:45Speaker 5: Like the love of.
- 1:18:46Speaker 2: I think he hit the pinnacle.
- 1:18:48Speaker 5: Please, God, I hope so. I agree.
- 1:18:50Speaker 2: He hit the.
- 1:18:50Speaker 4: Pinnacle i don't think there's anything interesting about him again
- 1:18:54Speaker 4: no and i think he's not like an amazing actor
- 1:19:00Speaker 4: i don't think it's like he left He really just
- 1:19:02Speaker 4: needs to go back to SNL, and I said that before.
- 1:19:04Speaker 2: Yeah. He should go back to SNL and just try
- 1:19:08Speaker 2: to be funny.
- 1:19:09Speaker 5: Right.
- 1:19:09Speaker 2: And honestly, he shouldn't date anybody.
- 1:19:12Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:19:12Speaker 4: He should just try to be funny on his own
- 1:19:15Speaker 4: without dating popular women like Emily and Kim.
- 1:19:19Speaker 2: Yeah. And try to see if he can save this career.
- 1:19:21Speaker 2: But I think... Well, he's got a big.
- 1:19:24Speaker 5: Show coming out.
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: What's the big show?
- 1:19:26Speaker 5: It's kind of about his life. It's scripted, but it's
- 1:19:30Speaker 5: about being Staten Island guy or whatever. I think it's
- 1:19:33Speaker 5: going to be on Apple TV. Does he have a
- 1:19:36Speaker 5: movie like that? Yeah, it's similar to the King of
- 1:19:38Speaker 5: Staten Island or whatever. All right, well, you know what?
- 1:19:39Speaker 2: Maybe people will like it again.
- 1:19:40Speaker 5: I think Washington Post or whatever just said it's one
- 1:19:42Speaker 5: of the most anticipated shows of the year. So who knows?
- 1:19:45Speaker 5: That could be a resurgence.
- 1:19:48Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:19:48Speaker 5: But it's a good prediction. I agree with you.
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: Speaking of Kim.
- 1:19:52Speaker 2: Kim and North have their TikTok. And Kim dressed as Kim.
- 1:19:56Speaker 4: And North did this makeup. I'm sure she got the
- 1:20:00Speaker 4: professional makeup artists that are with them all the time to, like,
- 1:20:03Speaker 4: shape her nostrils and everything to make her Kanye.
- 1:20:05Speaker 5: Oh, that's not a filter of some sort? People thought
- 1:20:08Speaker 5: it was a.
- 1:20:08Speaker 2: Filter, but I think it's makeup.
- 1:20:10Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
- 1:20:11Speaker 4: Anyway, then she did another one with her little friend
- 1:20:16Speaker 4: being Kim wearing, like, a Juicy Couture sweatshirt. And then
- 1:20:18Speaker 4: she wore something of Kanye's from the same year. Anyway,
- 1:20:22Speaker 4: Kim has removed the TikTok now.
- 1:20:25Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:20:26Speaker 4: And people thought, is this like a way of reintroducing
- 1:20:30Speaker 4: Kanye and like, you know, oh, this will be fun.
- 1:20:33Speaker 4: And then when Kanye starts coming out and doing stuff again,
- 1:20:37Speaker 4: people will forget the stuff.
- 1:20:40Speaker 5: Right.
- 1:20:41Speaker 2: I don't know. I was freaked out by her looking
- 1:20:43Speaker 2: like Kanye. It kind of freaked me out.
- 1:20:45Speaker 5: I mean, it does look a lot like Kanye.
- 1:20:46Speaker 2: I mean, she does look like him, but it's weird.
- 1:20:48Speaker 5: Right.
- 1:20:49Speaker 2: And then to end on this story, your girl Cher,
- 1:20:52Speaker 2: she did get engaged over the holidays.
- 1:20:54Speaker 5: Oh, she did? Yes.
- 1:20:55Speaker 4: Cher 76 got engaged to Alexander A.E.
- 1:20:58Speaker 5: Edwards.
- 1:20:59Speaker 4: He's 36. And they are engaged. She has a ring, everything.
- 1:21:04Speaker 4: And of course, you know, he was formerly with Amber Rose.
- 1:21:08Speaker 5: Amber, yeah. Well, good for him.
- 1:21:10Speaker 2: 40 years, age difference.
- 1:21:12Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:21:13Speaker 2: And people are concerned. Concerned of what? I mean, if
- 1:21:18Speaker 2: they get married, I mean, if they get married, I mean,
- 1:21:22Speaker 2: I would think she would have a prenup and I
- 1:21:24Speaker 2: think she'd have some people lined up that you can't take.
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: But I mean, listen, her mom did live another 20 years.
- 1:21:33Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:21:33Speaker 2: So, and she does look great. So I don't know.
- 1:21:37Speaker 2: Maybe they're really happy. And he's like, I mean, this
- 1:21:40Speaker 2: is a huge, rich family.
- 1:21:44Speaker 5: She dated for a long time. She dated that weird comedian. Like,
- 1:21:48Speaker 5: he's not famous at all, but like an older, weird comedian.
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: Can you look that up?
- 1:21:53Speaker 5: They dated for, he's a friend of Jen Kirkman's. That's
- 1:21:55Speaker 5: how I remember Jen Kirkman went backstage in Matter. Because
- 1:21:59Speaker 5: she dated this guy forever. And he's just like an open,
- 1:22:02Speaker 5: like almost like an open mic comedian. Well. An older guy.
- 1:22:07Speaker 5: I mean, he's not 36.
- 1:22:07Speaker 2: When she was in her 40s. You know, she dated
- 1:22:10Speaker 2: the bagel boy.
- 1:22:11Speaker 5: Of course, yeah. Rob Camaletti.
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a big deal because, like, we really
- 1:22:15Speaker 2: hadn't seen that.
- 1:22:16Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:22:17Speaker 2: And, yeah. Yeah. I don't know.
- 1:22:22Speaker 5: It's, I mean, who doesn't like Cher? She's 76.
- 1:22:25Speaker 2: I mean, they might really have some fun together. I
- 1:22:28Speaker 2: don't know.
- 1:22:28Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:22:28Speaker 5: Like, who knows?
- 1:22:33Speaker 4: Why not, like, have the last 10 years of your
- 1:22:35Speaker 4: life with, like, a hot cute guy?
- 1:22:37Speaker 5: Go out and enjoy your life. Yeah, I'm all for
- 1:22:39Speaker 5: this one.
- 1:22:39Speaker 4: I mean, she has grown kids and stuff. It's not
- 1:22:41Speaker 4: like she has to, like, protect her estate for.
- 1:22:43Speaker 2: Like, her kids.
- 1:22:43Speaker 5: They just have the one kid.
- 1:22:45Speaker 2: Huh?
- 1:22:46Speaker 5: Ron Zimmerman. Yeah, Ron Zimmerman. Ron Zimmerman. That's it. That's right.
- 1:22:48Speaker 5: I remember that. He said they only dated for four months. No,
- 1:22:52Speaker 5: it was longer than that. They were, like, years together.
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: Remember when she also had, like, a disease? She had
- 1:22:58Speaker 2: the Epstein-Barrer?
- 1:22:59Speaker 5: Yes.
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: I guess she's not tired anymore.
- 1:23:01Speaker 5: Now Celine Dion's got something.
- 1:23:05Speaker 2: Stiff person. What about the Rolling Stone did not count
- 1:23:09Speaker 2: her as one of the most famous singers?
- 1:23:12Speaker 5: Top 200 best singers.
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: In the world.
- 1:23:14Speaker 5: Celine Dion did not make it into the top 200.
- 1:23:16Speaker 5: So people are protesting out front of the Rolling Stone headquarters.
- 1:23:19Speaker 5: They get the kids in New York. So they're protesting
- 1:23:21Speaker 5: out front that Celine Dion needs to be on this list,
- 1:23:23Speaker 5: which I mean.
- 1:23:25Speaker 4: And then I'm like, all these lists, like the people,
- 1:23:27Speaker 4: you know, people's hottest guys, whatever.
- 1:23:30Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:23:30Speaker 4: I used to think it was like a table of people.
- 1:23:32Speaker 4: Now I think so many people have been fired.
- 1:23:34Speaker 2: It's just one person. And they might have just forgotten.
- 1:23:37Speaker 5: I know.
- 1:23:38Speaker 2: Or it could be intentional, but they literally may have forgotten.
- 1:23:41Speaker 2: And then it went through and everyone was just like, yeah,
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: that's good.
- 1:23:44Speaker 5: That's good.
- 1:23:44Speaker 2: Run it.
- 1:23:45Speaker 5: I know. Of course.
- 1:23:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:23:47Speaker 5: Rolling Stone magazine is just like, they're loving it because
- 1:23:50Speaker 5: they're like, wow, people are talking about this list.
- 1:23:52Speaker 2: It's like whatever the lifts are like the best podcasts
- 1:23:55Speaker 2: of whatever or the best pop culture podcast. And like
- 1:23:58Speaker 2: 99% I'm not on it or then I'm like on
- 1:24:02Speaker 2: it or someone's above me. And how could this be?
- 1:24:04Speaker 2: Who cares?
- 1:24:06Speaker 4: Like it's literally one person that their assignment is to
- 1:24:09Speaker 4: write this article for $ 100.
- 1:24:10Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
- 1:24:13Speaker 5: But anyway, Celine Dion did not make it on the list.
- 1:24:16Speaker 5: But she's not like a Rolling Stone. She's a good singer,
- 1:24:19Speaker 5: but I think they were going for like rock kind
- 1:24:21Speaker 5: of singers. Aretha Franklin was number one.
- 1:24:24Speaker 2: Wasn't Adele? If Adele was on there.
- 1:24:25Speaker 5: Adele, she's on there, but she's not. And that's not fair.
- 1:24:29Speaker 5: She's 15 or 20 or whatever she was. Mariah Carey's
- 1:24:31Speaker 5: number two, I think.
- 1:24:32Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:24:33Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh, excuse me. I didn't write the list, everybody,
- 1:24:36Speaker 5: but I'm saying that.
- 1:24:39Speaker 2: I love it. Chris.
- 1:24:40Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:24:40Speaker 2: Tell everybody what you're doing with your life. Where are
- 1:24:43Speaker 2: you going to be next so they can actually see
- 1:24:44Speaker 2: you in the flesh?
- 1:24:45Speaker 5: A ton of dates coming up. I'm coming to Oklahoma
- 1:24:48Speaker 5: City next, Brea, California. I'm going everywhere this year. Frangola.fun
- 1:24:55Speaker 5: has all my dates and is up to date. I'm
- 1:24:58Speaker 5: going out with Fortune Feimster a little bit. Oh, right.
- 1:25:00Speaker 5: You're in Texas, right?
- 1:25:01Speaker 2: No, wait, no.
- 1:25:02Speaker 5: New Mexico?
- 1:25:02Speaker 2: Where are you going?
- 1:25:03Speaker 5: Albuquerque's first and then Texas.
- 1:25:05Speaker 2: And then El Paso?
- 1:25:05Speaker 5: Midland and El Paso and we're doing a couple Dallas,
- 1:25:08Speaker 5: I think, and... Austin. Vegas. We're doing Vegas with Fortune.
- 1:25:14Speaker 2: Oh, fun.
- 1:25:15Speaker 5: Oh, that's great. And then a bunch of my own dates. Chicago.
- 1:25:18Speaker 5: Coming back to Long Island. Maguires. Coming to New York City.
- 1:25:22Speaker 5: Coming to New Jersey. Should I keep going? Nashville. Every
- 1:25:27Speaker 5: city I'm going. Florida. Brea.
- 1:25:30Speaker 2: That's great.
- 1:25:31Speaker 5: Yeah, Brea.
- 1:25:33Speaker 2: All right. Well, congrats.
- 1:25:35Speaker 5: Side splitters in Tampa. Tampa. What else? You know, West Palm,
- 1:25:41Speaker 5: all the places that, is this, are you dying just
- 1:25:43Speaker 5: hearing all this? Like, is this giving you like, oh,
- 1:25:46Speaker 5: is he still doing this?
- 1:25:47Speaker 4: No, I think it's, I mean, if you enjoy it
- 1:25:51Speaker 4: and you love it, it's great. Yeah. I, at this point,
- 1:25:55Speaker 4: am just a little more selective in my time of
- 1:25:59Speaker 4: getting on a, you know what? I was walking with
- 1:26:02Speaker 4: Shannon in La Quinta.
- 1:26:03Speaker 5: Right.
- 1:26:04Speaker 4: And I saw a Sonoma Grill. And I said, isn't
- 1:26:07Speaker 4: a Sonoma Grill like part of a hotel? And then
- 1:26:10Speaker 4: I said, you know, I feel like I've been at
- 1:26:14Speaker 4: the club where by myself at the Embassy Suites or
- 1:26:18Speaker 4: wherever Sonoma Grill is attached to.
- 1:26:20Speaker 2: And I've been like, oh, Sonoma Grill, that sounds fun.
- 1:26:24Speaker 2: And I'm like just trying to get like a Southwest salad.
- 1:26:28Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:26:28Speaker 2: And it's just like the ranch on the side and
- 1:26:32Speaker 2: it's like. the waxy cheese slices. I'm sorry, Sonoma grill.
- 1:26:36Speaker 2: Maybe it's good.
- 1:26:37Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:26:37Speaker 4: But I just, I'm like the three days of just
- 1:26:40Speaker 4: like being alone and doing the club. Uh, I mean,
- 1:26:45Speaker 4: which that's why I liked doing our shows and I
- 1:26:47Speaker 4: will put up more dates and we'll do more.
- 1:26:49Speaker 2: Um, but yeah, like I just, I don't want.
- 1:26:52Speaker 5: To be, but I'm only doing one night now. That's
- 1:26:55Speaker 5: my new thing. One night and out. And so I
- 1:26:57Speaker 5: don't do the Sonoma grill, you know, I'm out.
- 1:27:00Speaker 2: I feel really bad. I'm sure Sonoma girls.
- 1:27:02Speaker 5: Great. One of my favorite stories of you on the
- 1:27:05Speaker 5: road when you went down to the hotel, whatever restaurants
- 1:27:09Speaker 5: attached to the hotel, and you just didn't like the
- 1:27:11Speaker 5: look of it or whatever. And you said, and the
- 1:27:15Speaker 5: guy was behind the bar. The guy was behind the
- 1:27:18Speaker 5: bar and you're like, you know, I'm actually going to
- 1:27:19Speaker 5: go meet a friend. You know, sorry. The friend just
- 1:27:23Speaker 5: called or something. I got to go meet a friend.
- 1:27:24Speaker 5: And then you went up to your room and you
- 1:27:26Speaker 5: ordered room service. And the guy who you told you
- 1:27:29Speaker 5: were going to go meet a friend delivered it. to
- 1:27:32Speaker 5: the room. So I knew you were bullshitting. I, okay.
- 1:27:35Speaker 2: I totally remember.
- 1:27:35Speaker 5: It's my favorite.
- 1:27:36Speaker 2: I walked into the restaurant that I thought was going
- 1:27:39Speaker 2: to be like a nice restaurant, the hotel. And it
- 1:27:40Speaker 2: was literally like the size of this studio with like
- 1:27:43Speaker 2: three sad white tables in it. That's it. Yeah. No windows.
- 1:27:48Speaker 2: And I was going to be eating there. It almost
- 1:27:50Speaker 2: looked like a break room in like a Las Vegas hotel.
- 1:27:53Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes.
- 1:27:54Speaker 4: And I was like, yeah, I just, I just can't
- 1:27:58Speaker 4: have this person just staring at me like I eat this.
- 1:28:01Speaker 2: So the, yeah, So I felt so guilty that I
- 1:28:03Speaker 2: left because I poured the water and stuff. And then
- 1:28:07Speaker 2: I was just like, I can't.
- 1:28:08Speaker 4: I just think I need to be by myself with
- 1:28:10Speaker 4: like my forensic files or whatever.
- 1:28:17Speaker 5: And then he brought it up. That's the greatest story. Oh,
- 1:28:21Speaker 5: my God. I love it. Yeah. I understand all the,
- 1:28:25Speaker 5: you know, the cons of the road.
- 1:28:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:28:28Speaker 5: But I am doing it. What am I going to do?
- 1:28:30Speaker 2: I love it. Yeah. All right.
- 1:28:32Speaker 5: Frangiole.fun. And Cover to Cover is my podcast. Come listen
- 1:28:35Speaker 5: to Cover to Cover.
- 1:28:36Speaker 2: Oh, I do want to read one funny thing. Okay,
- 1:28:39Speaker 2: so this past weekend. we're going to end on this.
- 1:28:41Speaker 2: I went to La Quinta, where my sister lives. It
- 1:28:44Speaker 2: was her birthday.
- 1:28:44Speaker 4: We went to the Sands Hotel and my favorite place,
- 1:28:48Speaker 4: The Nest, okay? Because they have live music and it's
- 1:28:50Speaker 4: so fun.
- 1:28:50Speaker 5: It's a restaurant in the Sands Hotel?
- 1:28:52Speaker 2: Right next door to it. Part of it, yeah.
- 1:28:54Speaker 5: So fun.
- 1:28:55Speaker 4: And I posted just a photo of Shanna and I,
- 1:28:58Speaker 4: just our faces. One of us by the pool, just
- 1:29:01Speaker 4: our faces, and like some pretty, like you could see
- 1:29:05Speaker 4: the white snow-capped mountains next to Palm Tree.
- 1:29:07Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:29:09Speaker 4: That's kind of important, too, the comment that then came.
- 1:29:12Speaker 4: And then I got this comment from BornFine10. I doubt
- 1:29:17Speaker 4: pancake asses are coming back. Now, trust and believe, it's
- 1:29:21Speaker 4: good to know, BBLs, Brazilian butt.
- 1:29:23Speaker 2: Lifts, may be finally going out of style. Let's not overcorrect.
- 1:29:29Speaker 2: With my flat ass. Okay.
- 1:29:33Speaker 4: A completely flat ass only works on a heterosexual male.
- 1:29:37Speaker 5: That's good to know.
- 1:29:39Speaker 2: Women look great with some butt. I don't disagree.
- 1:29:43Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:29:44Speaker 2: Like, okay, I'll defend myself in a minute.
- 1:29:47Speaker 7: Okay.
- 1:29:48Speaker 2: Not this craziness with the BBLs. A nice ass.
- 1:29:54Speaker 4: Sorry, Heather, but hey, take a look and let's see
- 1:29:58Speaker 4: who you'd relate to. perhaps a Kristen Cavallari or some
- 1:30:02Speaker 4: white fitness models.
- 1:30:04Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:30:04Speaker 2: First of all, Kristen Cavallari, gorgeous. If you want to
- 1:30:06Speaker 2: compare my body to hers, I don't know what her
- 1:30:09Speaker 2: ass is doing, but from the front, she looks great. Um, I,
- 1:30:13Speaker 2: I am white.
- 1:30:14Speaker 4: It's fine to compare me to white people. Um, I'm
- 1:30:17Speaker 4: not a fitness model. So that's a compliment.
- 1:30:21Speaker 2: I have, I am well aware. I have a flat ass.
- 1:30:24Speaker 2: I had a sister who told me all the time
- 1:30:27Speaker 2: that I had a flat ass.
- 1:30:30Speaker 5: I don't think it's all... I've seen worse.
- 1:30:32Speaker 2: Listen, what's nice is I never have to look at it.
- 1:30:35Speaker 5: Yeah, right.
- 1:30:37Speaker 2: It's behind me.
- 1:30:37Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:30:38Speaker 2: So I didn't even know it was a problem until
- 1:30:41Speaker 2: people started to point it out. Yeah. So I'm sorry
- 1:30:44Speaker 2: if you're walking behind me at fucking Trader Joe's. I'm sorry.
- 1:30:47Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:30:48Speaker 2: I've been married 22 years. I'm fucking over 50.
- 1:30:51Speaker 7: Yeah. I....
- 1:30:54Speaker 4: I don't want to lay flat on a bed recovering
- 1:30:57Speaker 4: from a BBL.
- 1:30:58Speaker 3: No.
- 1:30:59Speaker 2: And I'm glad I didn't.
- 1:31:01Speaker 4: I'm glad I don't have to take photos of me
- 1:31:04Speaker 4: twisting around where I spread my butt cheeks and look
- 1:31:08Speaker 4: at the camera and put that on Tinder.
- 1:31:12Speaker 2: I'm staying married for a reason because I don't want
- 1:31:14Speaker 2: to get a BBL, okay? And I just.
- 1:31:19Speaker 3: Like.
- 1:31:21Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
- 1:31:22Speaker 5: I agree with you on all of it.
- 1:31:25Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
- 1:31:26Speaker 5: I'll say, well, this person's right.
- 1:31:29Speaker 2: They act like I'm walking around with signs saying, flat asses, Arianne.
- 1:31:34Speaker 2: Get used to it.
- 1:31:36Speaker 4: This is probably the same anger that Lizzo gets when
- 1:31:39Speaker 4: they're like, why are you happy being your size?
- 1:31:41Speaker 2: She's like, because I am?
- 1:31:43Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:31:44Speaker 4: Why are you walking around the earth, Heather, with your
- 1:31:46Speaker 4: fucking flat ass?
- 1:31:48Speaker 2: You're not that great.
- 1:31:49Speaker 5: Well, this person was born fine. That's her name. I'll
- 1:31:55Speaker 5: say this. I'll say this. And this is one thing
- 1:31:58Speaker 5: I took away from my vacation in Hawaii. I was
- 1:32:01Speaker 5: at a pool a lot, all week, every day, from
- 1:32:04Speaker 5: 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Bodies come in all shapes
- 1:32:10Speaker 5: and sizes. And there are a lot of shapes and
- 1:32:12Speaker 5: a lot of sizes. And there are very, very, very
- 1:32:16Speaker 5: few that are Good. You know what I mean? Like
- 1:32:21Speaker 5: everybody has got some sort of, and it's bright sun
- 1:32:24Speaker 5: out there. Like there was some people with some, like
- 1:32:27Speaker 5: the back. You said, I don't see my back. You
- 1:32:29Speaker 5: don't see what's going on on your back. Like there
- 1:32:31Speaker 5: was a lot of things. By day five, I'm like,
- 1:32:34Speaker 5: that guy's got something there. There's a lot of growths.
- 1:32:37Speaker 5: There was one guy with a thing and it's like
- 1:32:40Speaker 5: a cyst or something. And the same people, you see
- 1:32:44Speaker 5: them every day because everyone goes for like a week.
- 1:32:46Speaker 5: And I'm like, Jesus, here it comes. I tell my wife,
- 1:32:49Speaker 5: we got to move chairs. She's like, why? I'm like,
- 1:32:51Speaker 5: the cyst guy is three chairs down. I can't look
- 1:32:54Speaker 5: at that all day. Yes, there's a lot of, I mean,
- 1:32:59Speaker 5: I think.
- 1:32:59Speaker 4: Do you think there are people at the Ritz Carlton
- 1:33:02Speaker 4: in St. Thomas that were like, can we move down?
- 1:33:05Speaker 2: The flat ass mom is back with her two giant sons.
- 1:33:09Speaker 2: And I, I'm triggered by two tall people and two
- 1:33:13Speaker 2: flat of asses. Yeah. And one of my sons.
- 1:33:16Speaker 5: I doubt it.
- 1:33:17Speaker 2: One of my son's asses takes after me. Oh, really?
- 1:33:22Speaker 2: And I said, look, I'm sorry.
- 1:33:23Speaker 5: Is it Harry or William?
- 1:33:25Speaker 2: It's William.
- 1:33:25Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
- 1:33:26Speaker 2: It's William. Yeah. And I said, look, I'm sorry. Yeah.
- 1:33:31Speaker 2: And Brandon got blessed with Peter's better ass.
- 1:33:36Speaker 5: Well, I'll tell you this.
- 1:33:37Speaker 2: But, I mean, look, there's only so much I can do.
- 1:33:41Speaker 5: The great thing about comments online is you don't have
- 1:33:43Speaker 5: to go far. You can just go down to Chris Heffel.
- 1:33:47Speaker 5: where she says, cheekbones for days. Thank you. There's going
- 1:33:50Speaker 5: to be good ones and there's going to be bad ones.
- 1:33:52Speaker 3: I know.
- 1:33:52Speaker 2: And this girl said, happy birthday to my sister. Nice person.
- 1:33:56Speaker 5: What's her name?
- 1:33:57Speaker 7: H.L.
- 1:33:57Speaker 2: Emily.
- 1:33:58Speaker 5: Yeah, H.E. Lee Emily.
- 1:34:00Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:34:01Speaker 2: Anyway, yeah. Never tried to say I had a good one.
- 1:34:05Speaker 5: Well, I have to say that. I mean, you as
- 1:34:07Speaker 5: far as like bodies go, it's a good one. Like
- 1:34:10Speaker 5: if you took everybody's weird shapes and sizes together, you're
- 1:34:14Speaker 5: in the top. five percent of good good bodies i.
- 1:34:19Speaker 4: Do remember that when chelsea was on watch what happens
- 1:34:22Speaker 4: live and it was back when we were still on
- 1:34:24Speaker 4: chel on chelsea lately and there was an after show
- 1:34:28Speaker 4: and someone was like i can't believe she said this
- 1:34:31Speaker 4: maybe she maybe she went maybe we're started but the
- 1:34:35Speaker 4: question came in and they're like why are you so
- 1:34:37Speaker 4: mean to heather mcdonald or something she's like Because she
- 1:34:40Speaker 4: has a terrible body.
- 1:34:41Speaker 5: Yeah, what's up with your body? That used to be
- 1:34:43Speaker 5: her joke to everybody. Like, what's up with your body?
- 1:34:45Speaker 2: You have a terrible body. Yeah. And I was like, okay.
- 1:34:48Speaker 4: You know, giving birth twice, like in my 40s. Still
- 1:34:52Speaker 4: like a size four at the time.
- 1:34:54Speaker 5: Still, yeah.
- 1:34:54Speaker 7: Sorry.
- 1:34:54Speaker 5: Still holding it together.
- 1:34:56Speaker 2: I'm not athletic.
- 1:34:57Speaker 4: Do you ever tell you about when I, I know
- 1:35:00Speaker 4: I told you this story, when I was trying to
- 1:35:01Speaker 4: get any kind of film work and I drove all
- 1:35:03Speaker 4: the way out to like Pomona.
- 1:35:05Speaker 2: To this guy.
- 1:35:06Speaker 5: It's already great.
- 1:35:08Speaker 2: This guy's house. He lived with his grandmother. Yeah.
- 1:35:13Speaker 4: And he said he was doing some film something or other.
- 1:35:17Speaker 4: So I did a monologue from Harry Met Sally.
- 1:35:20Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:35:21Speaker 2: And then he's like, okay, now I need you to
- 1:35:24Speaker 2: come back because the scene's going to require you to
- 1:35:26Speaker 2: be in a bathing suit.
- 1:35:28Speaker 5: Oh, boy.
- 1:35:29Speaker 2: So I go, and at the time, one-pieces were in.
- 1:35:32Speaker 4: I borrowed my friend's really high-cut, beautiful blue one-piece.
- 1:35:36Speaker 7: Okay.
- 1:35:37Speaker 2: And he said to me as I stood there, again,
- 1:35:42Speaker 2: unaware that I don't have a good ass. Because asses
- 1:35:46Speaker 2: weren't even a thing that was talked about until like
- 1:35:50Speaker 2: J-Lo and then Kim.
- 1:35:52Speaker 4: So like 2006, 2007. Like Paris has a flat ass.
- 1:35:58Speaker 2: She was still killing it.
- 1:35:59Speaker 5: Yeah, asses were not even a thing until.
- 1:36:00Speaker 2: And so he goes... He's like.
- 1:36:06Speaker 2: Because first of all, you're the only one that did
- 1:36:08Speaker 2: a monologue. You can act. That's really good.
- 1:36:10Speaker 4: And your body's good from the front. But if you
- 1:36:17Speaker 4: could do.
- 1:36:18Speaker 2: Some exercises or something for the back of you, like
- 1:36:25Speaker 2: squats or something like that.
- 1:36:27Speaker 5: You'll get the part?
- 1:36:30Speaker 2: And I was like, okay. And then I just remember
- 1:36:32Speaker 2: driving away and being like, There's no part. No.
- 1:36:39Speaker 7: No.
- 1:36:40Speaker 5: A guy in his mom's house in Reseda. Oh, grandma, yeah.
- 1:36:44Speaker 2: I can see the house. I remember being in my
- 1:36:47Speaker 2: Celica and back then I had to get a Thomas
- 1:36:51Speaker 2: guide or he had to tell me all the different
- 1:36:53Speaker 2: freeways to take to get there.
- 1:36:55Speaker 5: That's not how the casting process works. Steven Spielberg doesn't
- 1:36:59Speaker 5: do it from his grandma's house.
- 1:37:00Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:37:03Speaker 5: Oh, my God. That is.
- 1:37:05Speaker 2: Anyway.
- 1:37:05Speaker 5: I love this.
- 1:37:05Speaker 2: Just embrace what you have.
- 1:37:07Speaker 5: Look at you now. Look at you now. You're not.
- 1:37:10Speaker 5: You know, the catamaran's not enough for you anymore. That's
- 1:37:13Speaker 5: the life you're leading now. Flat ass or not. Good
- 1:37:16Speaker 5: for you.
- 1:37:17Speaker 2: Thank you, Chris. I love you.
- 1:37:18Speaker 5: I love you.
- 1:37:19Speaker 2: And I love your ass.
- 1:37:20Speaker 5: Thank you. It's not much.
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