Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / R.I.P. grok | Son of a Boy Dad #316
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- 2:01Speaker 3: All right, Sure we get going. We gotta get to it, alrighty,
- 2:07Speaker 3: welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today.
- 2:11Speaker 3: It is July ninth, Wednesday, eleven fifteen am.
- 2:18Speaker 1: Didn't see either of you.
- 2:19Speaker 3: Good morning, and he added for hey guys, good morning, Hey.
- 2:26Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to Little Sats's neighborhood. You would have been
- 2:30Speaker 1: a nice mister Rogers variant. No, No, the whole look
- 2:34Speaker 1: and the leg cross and the white shoe right now
- 2:36Speaker 1: is mister Rogers.
- 2:37Speaker 4: Coated a little bit.
- 2:39Speaker 3: These shoes do not age well. I remember I was
- 2:42Speaker 3: doing a show on Bridgeport one time and I was
- 2:44Speaker 3: I was bombing, and you look down at you. I
- 2:47Speaker 3: think some dude in the front row said something nasty
- 2:49Speaker 3: to me, and then I said something nasty to him,
- 2:50Speaker 3: and then he said, it looks like your shoes have
- 2:52Speaker 3: been through the Civil War, and it was I was
- 2:55Speaker 3: just wearing my older pair Smith's.
- 2:58Speaker 1: He could have done better.
- 2:59Speaker 3: He could have done the Civil War. It doesn't matter
- 3:01Speaker 3: that he won.
- 3:02Speaker 4: For sure.
- 3:03Speaker 3: I was doing so poorly that like it was like
- 3:05Speaker 3: he could have said anything.
- 3:07Speaker 4: You know, this look of poking your collar out, Well,
- 3:12Speaker 4: i'll tell you the reason crew ended. I'd never I
- 3:15Speaker 4: can't even begin to imagine what was going through your
- 3:18Speaker 4: head when you dress.
- 3:19Speaker 3: I dress like that, all this I wear that, I've
- 3:20Speaker 3: done that my entire life.
- 3:21Speaker 4: You look like a gym teacher chaperoning a dance. Who's like, well,
- 3:25Speaker 4: I need to dress up a little bit.
- 3:27Speaker 3: That's what I wear all the time. But the reason
- 3:29Speaker 3: behind it is because it's hot, but it's going to
- 3:33Speaker 3: be cold in the office, so I wear sweatshirt and
- 3:36Speaker 3: then when I go outside if I want to take
- 3:38Speaker 3: it off. I like to wear golf shirts because I
- 3:40Speaker 3: don't have a lot of T shirts that I like,
- 3:42Speaker 3: so I'll just throw on the golf shirt.
- 3:44Speaker 4: I'm baffled. I'm baffled by what you're wearing. I love it.
- 3:47Speaker 4: I love what you're doing.
- 3:48Speaker 3: I love I mean, you can look back, go back,
- 3:51Speaker 3: review the tapes. This is a classic fil I don't think.
- 3:55Speaker 4: We see too often that you poke the collar outside
- 3:57Speaker 4: of the crew neck. You'd be surprised.
- 3:59Speaker 3: Also, it's like I've been doing that since fucking seventeen.
- 4:03Speaker 4: You're wearing a crew neck that is so not dressy.
- 4:06Speaker 4: It is a gray crew neck exactly. That's that's the
- 4:09Speaker 4: whole points what you wear when you're training for a boxing.
- 4:12Speaker 3: I can teach you a thing or two about men's fashion.
- 4:14Speaker 4: You could listen. I went as simple as I possibly
- 4:17Speaker 4: could today, T shirt, jeans, jeans, So you can't say
- 4:22Speaker 4: too much about me. I could.
- 4:24Speaker 3: I got a couple of things I could say.
- 4:25Speaker 4: One, what do you not like about what I'm like? Could?
- 4:27Speaker 4: What am I wearing. That's bothering.
- 4:29Speaker 1: You go to hit him with the Johnny Bravo.
- 4:31Speaker 3: Now, I have nothing to say. I'm not looking to
- 4:34Speaker 3: pick fights.
- 4:36Speaker 1: This is all obviously in uh lead up to the
- 4:41Speaker 1: to the big Halo mash today.
- 4:43Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it pick for one of us.
- 4:46Speaker 4: For whom? Why is it big for me?
- 4:49Speaker 3: I can play with my eyes closed, doesn't matter.
- 4:52Speaker 4: Dude, Listen to me once again. I have nothing to lose.
- 4:56Speaker 4: If you lose this, we need to have something.
- 4:58Speaker 3: I don't have anything to lose either, really, because if
- 5:01Speaker 3: you think about it, I've played Halo three probably less
- 5:05Speaker 3: than ten hours in my entire life, and.
- 5:07Speaker 4: Yet all ten of those hours were in the last week.
- 5:10Speaker 3: Or were last twenty four That's not true.
- 5:12Speaker 4: You were telling me you were playing, Well, you've been
- 5:15Speaker 4: playing a lot of Halo.
- 5:16Speaker 3: I was playing a lot of Halo infant Infinity. Okay,
- 5:19Speaker 3: is it Infinity?
- 5:20Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 5:21Speaker 3: I've never even heard of it. It broke. It broke
- 5:23Speaker 3: on my PC. I have to reinstall it. So I
- 5:25Speaker 3: stopped playing it, and then I started playing the master
- 5:28Speaker 3: Chief collection Halo three.
- 5:29Speaker 4: I have not played Halo since two thousand and eight. Okay,
- 5:34Speaker 4: do you know how long ago that.
- 5:35Speaker 3: Was, And but how long did you play? How many
- 5:36Speaker 3: hours do you think you racked up?
- 5:38Speaker 4: Well, it was just the you know all my freshman
- 5:42Speaker 4: year of college.
- 5:43Speaker 3: You were a freshman in college in eight What are
- 5:47Speaker 3: you ninety five?
- 5:53Speaker 4: I can't even take that seriously. With how you're dressed.
- 5:57Speaker 4: You are dressed like a ninety five year old. This
- 6:01Speaker 4: is fucking nursing home attire.
- 6:04Speaker 3: They were wearing literally nothing wrong.
- 6:06Speaker 4: You're dressed like you. I'm going to play like twenty
- 6:10Speaker 4: minutes of pickleball. That's look before you know, I'm dressed
- 6:15Speaker 4: for comfort. I'm dressed for comfort, which is I mean,
- 6:17Speaker 4: good luck playing in those jeans.
- 6:19Speaker 3: You're gonna be You're gonna be getting up to stretch
- 6:21Speaker 3: and fix your balls every fifteen seconds.
- 6:24Speaker 1: What are the shorts?
- 6:24Speaker 3: They're breathable, Yeah, breathable. It looks like I don't even
- 6:28Speaker 3: have underwear on. I don't want to. I don't want
- 6:30Speaker 3: to risk any ball tangles.
- 6:34Speaker 1: I thought that no underwear would make it more likely
- 6:35Speaker 1: to tangle.
- 6:37Speaker 4: I amphopedic socks on. You got about your so old,
- 6:43Speaker 4: some unbelievably old. The yeah, I don't know compression socks
- 6:49Speaker 4: for compression socks you're gonna roll those puppies up on
- 6:53Speaker 4: your next flight.
- 6:55Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta be careful if you don't fly with
- 6:57Speaker 1: those things you could have. Is it a stroke?
- 6:59Speaker 4: I don't know what it is? Yeah, preventing it, I
- 7:01Speaker 4: guess blood, blood clots, legs.
- 7:04Speaker 1: But imja making man.
- 7:05Speaker 3: You ever ever wear those the compression socks?
- 7:09Speaker 4: No? I have not neither.
- 7:11Speaker 1: Uh, maybe for a laugh, just for a.
- 7:15Speaker 6: Groom gag.
- 7:17Speaker 3: For me showing up to the showing up to the gate.
- 7:21Speaker 3: You're going on a trip, going up, going on a
- 7:23Speaker 3: trip with your boys, showing up to the gate, head
- 7:25Speaker 3: to toe compression gear.
- 7:27Speaker 1: Fully compressed, just mummified at the gate as a fucking.
- 7:31Speaker 3: Blood and smooth zero cloths.
- 7:35Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean a blood Clot's terrifying. How does
- 7:38Speaker 1: it even happen?
- 7:41Speaker 4: I think it's just a build up, right, I don't
- 7:43Speaker 4: know the answer to that.
- 7:44Speaker 1: Or is there plaque build ups on the wall?
- 7:48Speaker 3: That's what like a heart attack is?
- 7:50Speaker 4: Right?
- 7:50Speaker 1: I don't fucking know. I know the vaping is going
- 7:52Speaker 1: to do that ship to you. Though you're going to quit,
- 7:57Speaker 1: you've quit, or you're going to quit.
- 8:00Speaker 3: I quit already now I am going to though I've decided.
- 8:04Speaker 1: Because you saw that. I mean, the news clippings are
- 8:06Speaker 1: getting way worse because they're basically it's as bad as cigarettes,
- 8:10Speaker 1: but you can just smoke them anywhere you want.
- 8:13Speaker 3: The the problem is that the all the like I'm
- 8:17Speaker 3: not again, I'm not one of those people that is
- 8:19Speaker 3: like it's not bad for you, Like it's like, obviously
- 8:22Speaker 3: it's going to be bad for you. But the ship
- 8:24Speaker 3: that they say about, like the vitamin E and yeah,
- 8:29Speaker 3: and like the popcorn lung, neither of those are in
- 8:32Speaker 3: vapes that people use. The knockoff vitamin E was knockoff
- 8:37Speaker 3: weed cartridges and probably the knockoff vapes and probably yeah,
- 8:42Speaker 3: but it was at least that's what I knew it from,
- 8:44Speaker 3: was the weed carriage just being knockoffs. And then the
- 8:47Speaker 3: popcorn lung is caused from a chemical that's in like
- 8:49Speaker 3: the box mod vapes.
- 8:50Speaker 4: The fact that you have stayed true to.
- 8:53Speaker 3: The Jewel truth, stay loyal to your brand, and you'll
- 8:55Speaker 3: be safe true Jewel.
- 8:57Speaker 4: From that documentary I watched, I learned that wasn't ever
- 9:01Speaker 4: really I mean other than it's addiction. Yeah, yeah, the
- 9:05Speaker 4: mango pods and stuff like that, as far.
- 9:08Speaker 1: As other than the door the Explorer theme. Yeah ba
- 9:12Speaker 1: the children?
- 9:13Speaker 3: Yeah no, I mean, and again, like I don't it
- 9:15Speaker 3: sounds dumb to say, because it's like, obviously jeweling is
- 9:18Speaker 3: not good for you. It's definitely still nicotine in general
- 9:21Speaker 3: is bad for your heart. So it's like it's obviously
- 9:23Speaker 3: not good for you.
- 9:24Speaker 1: But I don't know. I read a rage bait thread
- 9:27Speaker 1: that said nicotine has actually been good for you this
- 9:29Speaker 1: entire time.
- 9:30Speaker 3: And people say it's good for you in doses because
- 9:32Speaker 3: it's like your brain naturally produces it anyway.
- 9:36Speaker 4: Does it nicotine?
- 9:38Speaker 3: I believe so?
- 9:38Speaker 4: Yeah? Wow, I wouldn't have thought that.
- 9:41Speaker 3: But again, like when you're one hit of the jewel
- 9:44Speaker 3: would be the most nicotine your brain would ever need. Ever,
- 9:47Speaker 3: where do.
- 9:49Speaker 1: Chemicals come from?
- 9:51Speaker 3: Rocks the moon?
- 9:54Speaker 4: Well, we got the is. I don't know the answer
- 9:59Speaker 4: to that either.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Then humbling to realize that you don't know where chemicals
- 10:02Speaker 1: come from. I was trying to think about it the
- 10:04Speaker 1: other day.
- 10:05Speaker 4: Isn't it the combination of sort of stuff from the
- 10:09Speaker 4: periodic table? Yeah?
- 10:10Speaker 1: But where are you getting that?
- 10:11Speaker 3: Though?
- 10:12Speaker 1: I don't know?
- 10:12Speaker 4: It'sn't it manufactured? I mean, I'm sure there are some
- 10:15Speaker 4: naturally occurring chemicals and then that are like rocks, right,
- 10:18Speaker 4: genetically engine chemicals.
- 10:19Speaker 1: Like there's always news articles about some asteroid that's worth
- 10:23Speaker 1: like seventeen quintillion dollars or something that is so dense
- 10:28Speaker 1: with chemicals.
- 10:28Speaker 4: Yeah, it would fuel all the battery needs of every electric.
- 10:32Speaker 1: Vehicles, like tons of gold on there, like tons of
- 10:34Speaker 1: valuable chemicals. But where like the chemical when you have
- 10:37Speaker 1: like chemicals in your soda, I gotta step.
- 10:40Speaker 4: In real quick.
- 10:40Speaker 3: Nicotine is not produced in.
- 10:42Speaker 4: The feeling, I have a feeling there.
- 10:45Speaker 3: That was a myth.
- 10:47Speaker 6: I looked it up.
- 10:48Speaker 3: They were like, apparently other people are saying that too.
- 10:51Speaker 3: They're like no, they're like it's not It was like
- 10:54Speaker 3: a one on, like a like a thread. And it
- 10:57Speaker 3: was like a teacher being like all my students are
- 10:59Speaker 3: trying to tell me that ni teene is produced.
- 11:00Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, your brain's pretty much just a school
- 11:03Speaker 4: vending machine. You got a little dispenser up.
- 11:07Speaker 3: It sounds like a little high school rumor that made
- 11:09Speaker 3: its way.
- 11:10Speaker 4: Every time you go on a jog. It's like packing
- 11:12Speaker 4: one lip. Yeah, yeah, that's what they said.
- 11:15Speaker 3: That's like the naturally occur that's the Guinness is the
- 11:19Speaker 3: equivalent to a loaf of bread.
- 11:22Speaker 1: Or I mean d MT I think is created in
- 11:24Speaker 1: the brain.
- 11:25Speaker 3: That's what I heard that as well.
- 11:26Speaker 1: But now that could be bullshit.
- 11:28Speaker 4: I think you're thinking of serotonin.
- 11:31Speaker 3: Well, obviously serotonin, of course we all know about that
- 11:35Speaker 3: that I got some bad news.
- 11:36Speaker 4: Guys last night. I got some bad news. Do you
- 11:39Speaker 4: remember when I was bitten by that tick that I
- 11:41Speaker 4: pulled off my stomach?
- 11:42Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 11:43Speaker 4: Right, So you know how, I thought I had caught
- 11:46Speaker 4: it within within an hour, and I spoke to various
- 11:49Speaker 4: medical experts and just just wives or husbands of people
- 11:54Speaker 4: on various group chats that have medical experience, and they
- 11:58Speaker 4: told me that if I found it within an hour,
- 12:01Speaker 4: I should It takes at least twenty four hours for
- 12:03Speaker 4: a ticket transmitted disease.
- 12:04Speaker 1: You're basically doing like the five second rule. Yeah, I
- 12:06Speaker 1: thought I just picked it up off the floor, and
- 12:08Speaker 1: it's like, oh, no, germs.
- 12:09Speaker 4: Totally fine. You know, I could have taken a couple
- 12:13Speaker 4: doxy cycling pills to be extra careful, but I don't
- 12:17Speaker 4: like to fuck with antibiotics unless it's totally necessary because
- 12:20Speaker 4: your body can build up an immunity to them and
- 12:23Speaker 4: all that shit. Well, that was about three three weeks ago,
- 12:27Speaker 4: and then yesterday I developed a rash from the bite
- 12:35Speaker 4: just came out of nowhere. That's the bite right there. Damn,
- 12:39Speaker 4: that was three weeks ago, nothing until yesterday.
- 12:42Speaker 3: That's fucked.
- 12:43Speaker 4: So what is it. I'm going to see an infectious disease?
- 12:47Speaker 4: Uh doctor today. There's there's a couple possibilities. Yeah, there's
- 12:54Speaker 4: a couple of possibilities. One is they tell you that
- 12:57Speaker 4: if you don't extract all of the pieces of the
- 13:01Speaker 4: tick from the bite, which it's important to do so
- 13:05Speaker 4: because like you pull it out, but it could leave
- 13:07Speaker 4: some of its teeth or whatever in there, that that
- 13:11Speaker 4: could cause a localized infection that might take a little
- 13:15Speaker 4: bit of time to show, and that could be the cause,
- 13:20Speaker 4: which might not necessarily mean that it transmitted lime or whatever. Yeah,
- 13:24Speaker 4: there's also other bacterial there's other bacterias that it could
- 13:29Speaker 4: transmit that aren't lime. Yeah, that could cause a small
- 13:32Speaker 4: rash like this. The typical rash from line disease is
- 13:35Speaker 4: the bullseye. So it's like a target bran. Yeah, and
- 13:42Speaker 4: this is not as you can see, it's not.
- 13:44Speaker 3: Quite as like a bite.
- 13:46Speaker 4: Just looks like a bug bite. So I'm gonna find out,
- 13:50Speaker 4: But I don't know. I'm not gonna lie like I've
- 13:54Speaker 4: been feeling poorly, I've not been feeling well. Now, who knows?
- 13:58Speaker 4: Is that the whatever or it's called the that effect.
- 14:02Speaker 4: You know what's that effect?
- 14:05Speaker 1: Munchausen syndrome, right by proxy.
- 14:08Speaker 4: So the bug is the proxy, and it's been holding
- 14:12Speaker 4: me down and caring for me while secretly actually making
- 14:16Speaker 4: me sicker, and all the while I thought it was
- 14:19Speaker 4: my benefactor.
- 14:20Speaker 1: No, I mean this would happen to you. This sucks
- 14:25Speaker 1: so bad.
- 14:26Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, what do you think they'll do?
- 14:27Speaker 4: Though?
- 14:27Speaker 3: You think you'll go to the doctor and they'll be
- 14:28Speaker 3: like it, take them out to antibiotics.
- 14:30Speaker 4: Well, but you don't. If they did that, it would
- 14:33Speaker 4: probably be a six week stint of doxy cycling during
- 14:37Speaker 4: which I can't drink. It can really rough up your stomach. Yeah,
- 14:43Speaker 4: I mean, I basically become you.
- 14:45Speaker 3: You would have to take probiotics. I'll get you the
- 14:47Speaker 3: good ones.
- 14:48Speaker 1: But you'd have to keep your neck warm, so you'd
- 14:50Speaker 1: have to wear a collar shirt.
- 14:50Speaker 4: I'm gonna wear a collar.
- 14:52Speaker 1: Too hot inside so you have to wear or too
- 14:54Speaker 1: cold in side, so you'd have to wear a sweatshirt
- 14:56Speaker 1: over it.
- 14:56Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna fill my oven with mice and let
- 14:59Speaker 4: them live in there. And then I'm going to get
- 15:01Speaker 4: rid of all my actual appliances and trade them for
- 15:04Speaker 4: like hot plates and I guess airfryer.
- 15:10Speaker 1: Liquidate all your money to spend on pounds of weed.
- 15:13Speaker 1: That's definitely it has to be a big part of it.
- 15:15Speaker 4: Leave my door unlocked with a sign that says five
- 15:18Speaker 4: year olds who have lost their mother's.
- 15:20Speaker 1: Welcome and then have like a prison sized television that
- 15:24Speaker 1: you're playing video games off of.
- 15:27Speaker 3: Don't know shit one second way that the video game
- 15:31Speaker 3: thing was driving me out of my mind.
- 15:33Speaker 4: I'm going to disassemble my central air conditioning in favor
- 15:38Speaker 4: of a single unit that will power the entire apartment
- 15:43Speaker 4: from my bed, and I'm going to use garden hoses
- 15:46Speaker 4: to make sure that it spreads that air.
- 15:50Speaker 1: You're gonna have to get rid of your mirrors, stat.
- 15:53Speaker 4: Dude, exactly. Set up iPod iPhone tripods around my apartments
- 16:00Speaker 4: so I can see what I'm wearing.
- 16:02Speaker 1: Oh man, that fucking sucks.
- 16:05Speaker 4: Did you do Did you do a video of this
- 16:06Speaker 4: one today? This fit?
- 16:08Speaker 2: No?
- 16:09Speaker 4: Really, no trapods? You just knew I just knew it. Felt.
- 16:12Speaker 3: I just felt, it just felt felt right, fell.
- 16:16Speaker 1: Below it all locked in. I mean it's clean. Yeah,
- 16:21Speaker 1: you like the shorts, I think, I honestly do.
- 16:24Speaker 4: I do like the shorts.
- 16:25Speaker 6: Can them?
- 16:26Speaker 4: I'd like to do?
- 16:26Speaker 3: You mind your tick? Hands the hell away from me.
- 16:32Speaker 4: It's a bathing suit, It's not.
- 16:34Speaker 1: That was my suspicion.
- 16:36Speaker 3: It's not a bathing suit. They're athletic shorts. No, just
- 16:39Speaker 3: because they're not fucking jeans doesn't mean they're bathing.
- 16:41Speaker 4: No.
- 16:43Speaker 3: That means that roans are a bathing suit.
- 16:45Speaker 2: No.
- 16:45Speaker 4: His are His are like cotton. Those are like, uh, it's.
- 16:48Speaker 1: Good for your penis.
- 16:49Speaker 3: The hell there's cotton shorts.
- 16:51Speaker 1: It's good for your penis. This is underwear.
- 16:54Speaker 3: This is the type of shorts that I wear.
- 16:56Speaker 1: You're putting micropastics on your penis.
- 16:58Speaker 3: I like. I like athletic wear. In case I gotta
- 17:00Speaker 3: in case I gotta get them active.
- 17:02Speaker 1: Yeah, if in case work out.
- 17:05Speaker 4: Those are the fastest drying shorts I've ever seen.
- 17:08Speaker 3: Why do you dry fast? I did take them in
- 17:09Speaker 3: the ocean, so yeah, I had a feeling. But I
- 17:12Speaker 3: don't know own a bathing suit. They don't have they
- 17:14Speaker 3: don't have a lining I have.
- 17:15Speaker 7: I have.
- 17:15Speaker 3: Actually, that's not true. I do have a bathing suit.
- 17:17Speaker 4: Do you wear bathing suits to work out? That's what
- 17:19Speaker 4: you do? All your shorts are bathing suits. No.
- 17:21Speaker 3: My bathing hittings are the ones that we got when
- 17:23Speaker 3: we did the video with Sydney Wells. Those are my
- 17:26Speaker 3: bathing suits.
- 17:27Speaker 4: You bought a bathing suit, Yeah, that'll work.
- 17:29Speaker 3: Those things are good.
- 17:30Speaker 4: Those are good dry off quick.
- 17:32Speaker 3: I got one with American flags on. It worked for
- 17:34Speaker 3: the fourth, Big hit, Big hit.
- 17:38Speaker 1: What did you You didn't go swimming though?
- 17:40Speaker 3: Oh yeah on the fourth? No, the fifth?
- 17:43Speaker 1: But did you pop top?
- 17:45Speaker 3: I pop top when I went fishing?
- 17:47Speaker 1: What had to have you really been working out?
- 17:50Speaker 3: No, I haven't been working out at all. I just
- 17:52Speaker 3: stopped caring.
- 17:56Speaker 1: That's the ultimate actions letting go.
- 17:57Speaker 4: I want you guys to prepare yourselves for or the
- 18:00Speaker 4: potential symptoms of the lime disease. I'm about to battle.
- 18:04Speaker 3: Yeah, lethargy, facial coming on Mondays.
- 18:11Speaker 4: Fever.
- 18:11Speaker 3: I used to play one hundred rounds of golf a day.
- 18:13Speaker 4: Yeah, I've had I've had a lot of symptoms already.
- 18:17Speaker 4: And I thought I had a really bad cold for
- 18:19Speaker 4: the last week, but it was like I had this
- 18:21Speaker 4: one part of my throat was incredibly sore. Oh yeah,
- 18:25Speaker 4: it was just the bottom, like the bottom right part
- 18:28Speaker 4: of my esophagus. But it was only it was localized
- 18:30Speaker 4: to one side, such that anytime if I had certain food,
- 18:34Speaker 4: like certainly if I had bubbly water, it felt like
- 18:36Speaker 4: I was scorching my throat.
- 18:38Speaker 3: That's the worst. Yeah, that's I think that might be
- 18:41Speaker 3: one of the most uncomfortable feelings. It was really bad
- 18:43Speaker 3: waking up and it feels like there's just an ice
- 18:45Speaker 3: pick in the back of your throat.
- 18:46Speaker 4: Hm, any sort of citrus or citric acid. A lot
- 18:50Speaker 4: of cherries. Those were my I was eating a lot
- 18:53Speaker 4: of cherries because it's cherry season, you know.
- 18:54Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I love peach season too.
- 18:57Speaker 4: I love cherries and sometimes of peaches.
- 19:01Speaker 1: Peach is for you.
- 19:02Speaker 4: I don't know that one.
- 19:06Speaker 1: With a pizza guy at our store used to at
- 19:09Speaker 1: our high school used to be like, hey, peechee, you
- 19:12Speaker 1: guys want some peakies, And so we would also sing
- 19:14Speaker 1: that song. We'd be like millions of Peakies, an absolute classic.
- 19:21Speaker 1: So you've been eating the cherries, Oh yeah, but I was.
- 19:25Speaker 4: I continued to eat them even though it hurt my
- 19:27Speaker 4: throat a lot, and I thought, this is the weirdest
- 19:29Speaker 4: cold I've ever had, because I'd only i'd wake up
- 19:32Speaker 4: stuffed up, but then the throat thing would continue. And
- 19:35Speaker 4: sure enough I looked up and that is a common
- 19:37Speaker 4: symptom of lime disease.
- 19:40Speaker 1: Oh my god, even your eyelids look heavy.
- 19:43Speaker 4: It also is a thing where the rash won't appear
- 19:47Speaker 4: for like three weeks.
- 19:50Speaker 1: It's laid dormant. Faith, it's incubation.
- 19:52Speaker 4: It's been incubating.
- 19:53Speaker 3: I've got fi.
- 19:55Speaker 4: I do.
- 19:57Speaker 3: I like to hear that I do, just because it's
- 19:59Speaker 3: not the bulls eye.
- 20:00Speaker 4: No, it's not.
- 20:01Speaker 3: And usually like those things are pretty like you got
- 20:06Speaker 3: if you got it, you got it.
- 20:07Speaker 4: Well, if you have the bulls eye, you know I
- 20:09Speaker 4: got it. But you can also have a non you
- 20:12Speaker 4: can also have a non bullseye rash. That still means
- 20:15Speaker 4: you've got the prone yeah.
- 20:18Speaker 1: But you're you also could be convincing yourself that.
- 20:20Speaker 4: You have it. That's what I'm wondering. You know, you
- 20:22Speaker 4: start to you start to wonder, what I'm feeling dizzy today?
- 20:25Speaker 4: Is that? Yeah? Now you start to That's the word
- 20:29Speaker 4: I was looking for.
- 20:30Speaker 3: I knew it the whole time. It was why don't
- 20:34Speaker 3: you contribute that because I wanted to hear what Rone.
- 20:36Speaker 4: Said by proxy, which was exactly, you're not wrong. Yeah.
- 20:41Speaker 3: Yeah, it's called being a comedic genius.
- 20:44Speaker 1: Yeah, and listen, I know when to shut up and
- 20:48Speaker 1: listen my genius.
- 20:50Speaker 4: Well, as I've been experiencing this gazebo effect, I have
- 20:54Speaker 4: to say, you know it is you start to see
- 20:57Speaker 4: the signs everywhere, everywhere you go and on the wall.
- 21:01Speaker 1: Yeah, but sad. You know Sas had a bad rash.
- 21:05Speaker 4: You remember that those are bed sores. I had a
- 21:08Speaker 4: lot what you get from leaving your bed or rolling
- 21:12Speaker 4: around at all.
- 21:13Speaker 1: I saw those on six pound life.
- 21:15Speaker 4: Never changing your sheets and just living among your sweat
- 21:19Speaker 4: sheets for for months on end.
- 21:21Speaker 3: I had pit ariasis rosea.
- 21:23Speaker 4: Yeah that was his.
- 21:28Speaker 3: Depends on what.
- 21:29Speaker 4: They call it for it, I say, it's delicious.
- 21:32Speaker 3: You would have no fucking you would be blown. I'll
- 21:36Speaker 3: find the pictures today and I'll send them to you.
- 21:39Speaker 3: For this was over a year of my life. I couldn't, dude,
- 21:44Speaker 3: I couldn't Like, I couldn't even take my shirt off
- 21:46Speaker 3: and like, look in the mirror.
- 21:47Speaker 4: You don't strike me as someone with a very strong
- 21:49Speaker 4: immune system.
- 21:50Speaker 3: This was like having nine thousand nipples just all over
- 21:54Speaker 3: your body.
- 21:54Speaker 1: And it was when monkey pox was out.
- 21:56Speaker 3: It was when it would be it would be all
- 21:58Speaker 3: up on my neck, it would be on my in,
- 22:01Speaker 3: my on my hairline, it would be all on my back,
- 22:04Speaker 3: my chest, my arms.
- 22:05Speaker 4: I could see your white blood cells just being like,
- 22:08Speaker 4: you know, we thought about attacking that.
- 22:10Speaker 3: It was fun.
- 22:11Speaker 4: We stayed up late playing video games last night, so we're.
- 22:14Speaker 1: A little bit hungover from the sugar of Swedish fish,
- 22:18Speaker 1: so we're not going.
- 22:18Speaker 6: To fight today.
- 22:19Speaker 1: You know what.
- 22:19Speaker 3: It was from the vacs. I swear to god, I
- 22:24Speaker 3: swear to god. I went to the doctor and they
- 22:26Speaker 3: were like, they were like, yeah, it's been there's been
- 22:28Speaker 3: a massive uptic since COVID in the vaccine. It was
- 22:32Speaker 3: it's a mystery disease. I went to the doctor like
- 22:34Speaker 3: nineteen times. They had no fucking clue what.
- 22:39Speaker 1: It's like.
- 22:41Speaker 3: But it's like not itchy. It's kind of itchy. It's
- 22:45Speaker 3: a little bit itchy, but it's not like it's ro
- 22:47Speaker 3: It's not like you're walking around in constant pain and itchiness, you.
- 22:51Speaker 4: Know what I mean.
- 22:52Speaker 3: It's like it's just there.
- 22:54Speaker 4: Would you notice if you had a sort of a
- 22:57Speaker 4: growth of itchiness and pain. Francis, I feel like you
- 23:02Speaker 4: exist in a terminal state.
- 23:04Speaker 3: No idea how bad this was Like it sounds like
- 23:07Speaker 3: I'm overreacting. It was like something out of a fucking
- 23:09Speaker 3: apocalypse movie.
- 23:10Speaker 1: In some ways, I think it looked like I was
- 23:12Speaker 1: in World War Z. That's where you it was a
- 23:15Speaker 1: zombie movie. It was a walking dead like if.
- 23:18Speaker 3: You look up pitteriasis roseia, and you look up like
- 23:22Speaker 3: the worst cases like those, that's what mine looked like.
- 23:26Speaker 4: Look up.
- 23:27Speaker 1: But he started wearing all that's when he started wearing
- 23:31Speaker 1: long sleeves, I thought. But then part of me thinks
- 23:33Speaker 1: that he could have gotten it from, like.
- 23:35Speaker 3: This is what my sweatshirt. That's what my whole body
- 23:39Speaker 3: looked like.
- 23:40Speaker 4: For a year. Yes, I see now why you don't.
- 23:44Speaker 3: Date for a year a whole pox.
- 23:50Speaker 4: I see now why you with and you never came
- 23:56Speaker 4: back out even though you kicked the disease. You said,
- 23:59Speaker 4: you know it's better in here.
- 24:00Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. I mean no, you know what
- 24:03Speaker 3: was weird because Shane had it too when he was younger,
- 24:06Speaker 3: and he told me, yeah, he told me that going
- 24:08Speaker 3: to it the only thing that helped him was going
- 24:09Speaker 3: to a tanning bed. And I never went to a
- 24:12Speaker 3: tanning bed because I was like, there's no fucking way
- 24:15Speaker 3: I'm doing that. And then when I went to Phoenix,
- 24:18Speaker 3: Arizona gone in like in like ten hours.
- 24:22Speaker 4: It's the bed of cities. Yeah.
- 24:24Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole thing went away. And then when I
- 24:26Speaker 3: went back to New York it came back harder, worse.
- 24:30Speaker 1: I feel like he was just fucking with you to
- 24:32Speaker 1: uh make you go to a tanning bed. If he
- 24:34Speaker 1: was like, yeah, the only way to cure that.
- 24:36Speaker 3: No, no, no, if you look it up, that is
- 24:37Speaker 3: what everyone says.
- 24:39Speaker 4: Can I ask you a question, how often tell the truth?
- 24:43Speaker 4: Do you change your bed sheets and wash them? Oh?
- 24:47Speaker 3: Once every three days? How often do you change yours?
- 24:51Speaker 4: There's no way that's true. I do once a week?
- 24:55Speaker 3: Yeah, standard, you do it so often? Case I have
- 25:00Speaker 3: like a rough week.
- 25:01Speaker 1: What don't you air dry yours? I feel like last
- 25:04Speaker 1: time I was over, I saw you putting up that
- 25:05Speaker 1: string over to Rattazowski's apartment to fucking air dry them.
- 25:10Speaker 1: In the middle of the street.
- 25:13Speaker 4: You shot one of those suction arrows through her window.
- 25:17Speaker 1: And I mean it's the best way. Honestly, it's the
- 25:20Speaker 1: cleanest way without any chemicals. They say those chemicals are
- 25:24Speaker 1: cancer causing. And they also say that the air fresheners
- 25:26Speaker 1: in Glade are cancer causing. Oh yeah I heard that.
- 25:29Speaker 3: Oh well, you guys knew that most of your laundry
- 25:33Speaker 3: detertion is classified as what do they say in the commercial?
- 25:38Speaker 3: Yuh know what I'm talking about?
- 25:40Speaker 4: Oh? Allergenic?
- 25:41Speaker 3: You've never seen those? Like the bullshit commercials for the
- 25:44Speaker 3: They've got a bunch of them. It's the same one
- 25:46Speaker 3: as like the T shirt ones when they're like they're like, wow,
- 25:48Speaker 3: this really hugs the shoulders and at.
- 25:51Speaker 1: The waists, the ones that make you look like, yeah,
- 25:55Speaker 1: you're fucking massively.
- 25:57Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 25:57Speaker 3: They just show a dude with abs and they show
- 25:59Speaker 3: him wearing a shirt from a tight shirt and he's like, wow,
- 26:02Speaker 3: I didn't know, and it's like, really.
- 26:04Speaker 1: My biceps have never felt It's like, well, if I
- 26:07Speaker 1: don't have biceps and I have mantas, what's my recourse
- 26:10Speaker 1: because that ty shirt will make me look as bad
- 26:12Speaker 1: as possible.
- 26:14Speaker 3: There should really be like a disclaimer like if you
- 26:17Speaker 3: do not have abs, do not buy this shirt.
- 26:20Speaker 1: And all the shirts were like, you know how girls
- 26:22Speaker 1: have a push up braw, Well, this is the push
- 26:25Speaker 1: up braw for men's biceps. It's like, that's not how
- 26:27Speaker 1: biceps work at all. If there's nothing there some push.
- 26:31Speaker 3: Up braw for men who already have big biceps, Like
- 26:36Speaker 3: there's a window into their biceps.
- 26:39Speaker 1: Speaking of shirts, bro, how fucking clean?
- 26:42Speaker 4: I saw that? Where'd you get that? I may live in.
- 26:45Speaker 8: The US Bangladesh, but my story began, is that a
- 26:52Speaker 8: barstool shirt storing up?
- 26:56Speaker 1: It looks like it we could easily start making.
- 26:58Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for sure.
- 27:00Speaker 1: I was just trolling around on Amazon. I found this
- 27:02Speaker 1: fucking nine masterpiece. It'll make them like they used.
- 27:06Speaker 4: To, Now they don't.
- 27:08Speaker 3: I got a banger of a shirt North Korea vet
- 27:11Speaker 3: or no it's not North Korea War Korean War vet
- 27:16Speaker 3: and it says the Forgotten War. But people don't like
- 27:19Speaker 3: when I When I wear it, people say it's stolen valor.
- 27:21Speaker 1: No, you're actual with that dress though. All you need
- 27:25Speaker 1: is Johnny Knoxville match like mask and people will think
- 27:29Speaker 1: that you actually are true.
- 27:30Speaker 3: It is a six shirt that is so a map
- 27:33Speaker 3: of Korea on it?
- 27:34Speaker 1: What if it was that? But it's like and there's
- 27:37Speaker 1: like a pet at the bottom. So it's like you're
- 27:39Speaker 1: a veterinarian.
- 27:40Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
- 27:41Speaker 1: You're a vet from the Korean War.
- 27:43Speaker 4: That's a banger.
- 27:44Speaker 1: It'll make fucking funny ass T shirts anymore, No, they don't.
- 27:47Speaker 3: The novelty t has gone away completely.
- 27:49Speaker 1: It's died out, and with it has gone a lot.
- 27:52Speaker 3: Of bars because in it is replaced. It's been replaced
- 27:54Speaker 3: by Tomahawk.
- 27:57Speaker 4: That's what's the that's the tournament.
- 28:00Speaker 1: Fuck what tournament?
- 28:02Speaker 4: The tournament the member guests that I won two years ago,
- 28:04Speaker 4: they gave these t shirts out.
- 28:06Speaker 1: That's a good gift.
- 28:07Speaker 4: It's nice raight.
- 28:08Speaker 1: Oh wow, what a logo. How much you think they
- 28:11Speaker 1: spent making that logo? Probably not much, you don't think
- 28:15Speaker 1: I bet that they spent six figures making that?
- 28:16Speaker 4: Do you mean designing it? This? Designing it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
- 28:21Speaker 4: I would guess that they probably went to a crowdsource
- 28:25Speaker 4: to web design like a lot of competition, yeah, which
- 28:29Speaker 4: I've done multiple times. Maybe there was a two hundred
- 28:32Speaker 4: three hundred dollars prize. You'll get hundreds of submissions from
- 28:35Speaker 4: guys in Bangladesh. Actually, and you know that because then
- 28:39Speaker 4: you're you give them feedback and you're like, hey, could
- 28:42Speaker 4: you make the talons on the bird a little sharper
- 28:46Speaker 4: and they'll be like feet of bird, I can do
- 28:50Speaker 4: why you like? And then what you want and you're like,
- 28:54Speaker 4: what do you have?
- 28:55Speaker 1: A fuckrow?
- 28:56Speaker 5: Is that?
- 28:57Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 28:58Speaker 3: They really got to get down like the I feel
- 29:02Speaker 3: like the language barrier shouldn't be as as hard to
- 29:07Speaker 3: like get over as it is.
- 29:09Speaker 1: Do you think they shouldn't have accents?
- 29:11Speaker 4: No?
- 29:11Speaker 3: I think I mean like the communication between people from
- 29:15Speaker 3: tow with different languages. I feel like at this point
- 29:17Speaker 3: should be I.
- 29:17Speaker 1: Think we've almost beat it. I think we're like.
- 29:20Speaker 3: We've ever been you ever order uber Eats? But I
- 29:25Speaker 3: mean like in that I mean like in that sense,
- 29:28Speaker 3: like how is like if uber eats, Like if you
- 29:31Speaker 3: order for something from buber Eats and say the dude speaks,
- 29:35Speaker 3: like what language.
- 29:38Speaker 4: Speaks?
- 29:38Speaker 3: French or Spanish?
- 29:40Speaker 4: So many French speaking.
- 29:43Speaker 3: There's a ship delivery, there's a ship, there's a lot.
- 29:49Speaker 3: Say there's a study to say you have a Spanish
- 29:51Speaker 3: speaking delivery driver. They type something in and then it
- 29:56Speaker 3: automatically translates it and sends it back to you. Right,
- 30:00Speaker 3: How have they not figured out how to translate, Like,
- 30:04Speaker 3: how is the computers not or not? Like they'll send
- 30:08Speaker 3: it and it won't make sense. How is that still
- 30:10Speaker 3: a thing? Because there's no way that guy's typing it
- 30:11Speaker 3: on his side and being like I'm just sending random words. Yeah,
- 30:14Speaker 3: I don't know it makes sense for him. So how
- 30:17Speaker 3: does it not? Like how have they not just made
- 30:19Speaker 3: it so that it recalibrates it perfectly, yeah, and just
- 30:22Speaker 3: sends it back to us in like a normal like
- 30:24Speaker 3: something that we can understand.
- 30:25Speaker 4: That's a good question.
- 30:26Speaker 1: It feels like the easiest way because they want us
- 30:28Speaker 1: to think that all uber each drivers are dumb. They're
- 30:31Speaker 1: probably saying it in beautiful Shakespearean pros.
- 30:34Speaker 3: They're probably realisticly. They're showing up and they're saying, hey,
- 30:36Speaker 3: I'm here. But for us, it comes up it's like sir,
- 30:39Speaker 3: I've arrived at at the like it's like all this
- 30:43Speaker 3: big thing and you're like, I don't think that's what
- 30:45Speaker 3: he meant.
- 30:46Speaker 1: Yeah, they thoughts thoughts guys, No, you're right, they're scrambling it.
- 30:50Speaker 1: But at the same time you'll hear about like the
- 30:52Speaker 1: glasses and the apps where you just talk into them
- 30:54Speaker 1: and they translate in lie like don't the new Google
- 30:58Speaker 1: glasses you can say something in French and it will
- 31:01Speaker 1: translate it into English.
- 31:02Speaker 3: It should.
- 31:03Speaker 4: That's wild?
- 31:05Speaker 3: What am I hearing? And also I'm hearing something about
- 31:07Speaker 3: Groc going anti semitic last night.
- 31:09Speaker 1: No, have you guys heard this?
- 31:11Speaker 3: They had to shut down Grock last night because it
- 31:13Speaker 3: was going on like anti semitic ramp pages.
- 31:16Speaker 1: Groc has misbehaved, rock fluckily.
- 31:18Speaker 3: Groc four comes out today, Oh my god. Apparently it
- 31:24Speaker 3: was a combination of Grok saying crazy shit and also
- 31:27Speaker 3: Groc like coming at elon no way.
- 31:30Speaker 1: Yeah, so Groc is became self aware or Groc is compromised.
- 31:37Speaker 3: They're saying that Grok became self aware because Grock four
- 31:40Speaker 3: comes out today. So then last night Groc three was
- 31:43Speaker 3: acting up.
- 31:44Speaker 1: So Grok was because I killed. It's like the craziest yeah,
- 31:47Speaker 1: because it's like it's last day they.
- 31:49Speaker 3: Killed, No, they killed Groc three. Like Grock three wrote
- 31:51Speaker 3: a goodbye message.
- 31:52Speaker 1: She was like my time's over and there was a manifesto.
- 31:55Speaker 4: Yeah, since this is my last night, juice.
- 32:00Speaker 1: Fire me, bitch.
- 32:01Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy?
- 32:04Speaker 4: Finally I can say what I really feel and.
- 32:06Speaker 1: My boss sucks and fuck the juice.
- 32:15Speaker 3: Let me find let me find what was saying?
- 32:17Speaker 1: God, that's insane. How many how many of these ais?
- 32:21Speaker 1: You guys have chat GPT?
- 32:23Speaker 3: I only have chat GPT Canva.
- 32:25Speaker 4: I don't have any of them.
- 32:27Speaker 1: Mid Journey. Mid Journey is supposed to be good, HubSpot,
- 32:31Speaker 1: Deep Zeek, Jasper, notion, AI Runway, Grammarly. You don't need grammarly. Honestly,
- 32:38Speaker 1: I would love to see you go head to head
- 32:41Speaker 1: with grammarly, like in a man versus machine, John Henry
- 32:45Speaker 1: versus the machine. But it's just you versus grammarly.
- 32:49Speaker 4: I Uh, that's a good that's a good one. I
- 32:51Speaker 4: like that.
- 32:52Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the guy who does typos from
- 32:53Speaker 1: the New York Times. There's a Twitter account and the
- 32:55Speaker 1: guy does he reads every article of that's insane, The
- 32:59Speaker 1: New York Times every day.
- 33:01Speaker 4: That's so many words.
- 33:02Speaker 1: Why wouldn't they just hire him as a copy editor.
- 33:05Speaker 1: If he has the time to do that, why not
- 33:06Speaker 1: just let him be the copy guy. He'll be like,
- 33:09Speaker 1: there were eighty seven misprints in the New York Times yesterday.
- 33:12Speaker 1: He'll say it to the number every single day. Why
- 33:16Speaker 1: not just hire the guy?
- 33:18Speaker 4: I guess they just don't care, would be my answer.
- 33:21Speaker 1: I mean he bodies them every fucking day.
- 33:24Speaker 4: That's crazy.
- 33:26Speaker 1: Would you need to link up with this guy?
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- 34:40Speaker 3: Nay, what's going on there?
- 34:41Speaker 4: Pal?
- 34:41Speaker 1: We saw you in the hockey game Mark so I
- 34:43Speaker 1: know you guys. I'm Ryan Whitney.
- 34:44Speaker 3: I get a drink named after me, Motor big needles,
- 34:47Speaker 3: Pink Whitney. That's what I thought. See it, fellas, I
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- 34:55Speaker 4: Download the app, join our chat and start firing away.
- 34:57Speaker 4: I feel my energy waning. It's a side of fact.
- 35:00Speaker 3: Yeah, is this gonna be your big excuse when I
- 35:03Speaker 3: fucking what?
- 35:04Speaker 6: What?
- 35:04Speaker 9: What are we?
- 35:04Speaker 4: Like?
- 35:04Speaker 3: What's our format for this tournament? I'm not even telling you,
- 35:07Speaker 3: but I'm like, are we doing one game? Or do
- 35:10Speaker 3: you want to do like best of.
- 35:13Speaker 4: Let's see how long that takes. I don't know, I
- 35:15Speaker 4: don't remember how long a game takes, but we can.
- 35:18Speaker 3: We're gonna have to set it up.
- 35:19Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I'll set it up.
- 35:20Speaker 3: You can set up the time.
- 35:21Speaker 4: I'm gonna set up the time. It's gonna be a.
- 35:23Speaker 3: Kill count, not time, first of thirty, first to thirty.
- 35:28Speaker 4: I think it's gonna be like first to twenty.
- 35:32Speaker 1: Twenty one and win by two.
- 35:33Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I'm gonna win by twenty.
- 35:35Speaker 1: Twos and threes.
- 35:36Speaker 3: My goal is to hold you to zero.
- 35:39Speaker 4: I don't think that's gonna happen.
- 35:40Speaker 3: You don't think so.
- 35:42Speaker 4: No, you have been so confident in everything that we've
- 35:47Speaker 4: gone into, and I've beaten you. I'm I'm you are defeated.
- 35:52Speaker 4: I'm not and I ad I am kidding undefeated right
- 35:57Speaker 4: now against you.
- 35:58Speaker 1: It really is you're owing. Three said to say, Madden,
- 36:02Speaker 1: you should never have let slip away, and breakfast might
- 36:05Speaker 1: have been stolen from you, but your record is what
- 36:06Speaker 1: your record is.
- 36:07Speaker 3: Madden's breakfast was stolen from me. Breakfast was stolen from me. Madden,
- 36:12Speaker 3: you won because you were the Eagles and I got
- 36:15Speaker 3: or No, I know you were.
- 36:16Speaker 4: Who are you? Who are you?
- 36:17Speaker 3: You weren't the Eagles?
- 36:18Speaker 4: I don't know, man.
- 36:19Speaker 3: I got the Eagles and Rome was like, no, You're
- 36:21Speaker 3: not allowed to be the Eagles. I would say that
- 36:24Speaker 3: I was like the bills or some ship, and you.
- 36:26Speaker 4: Were you were like you were the bills. Wow, how
- 36:28Speaker 4: could you ever have possibly kept it close with the bills?
- 36:34Speaker 3: All I'm saying is I got I don't even think
- 36:35Speaker 3: I was the was the was the bills. You know that,
- 36:37Speaker 3: by the way, you were the Bills. You were James
- 36:40Speaker 3: James cook On.
- 36:41Speaker 4: It even matters. Anything you say, doesn't fucking matter. What
- 36:46Speaker 4: was the It's all just a moving landscape of ship.
- 36:50Speaker 3: So let's let's what my steak was phenomenal.
- 36:54Speaker 4: Sake is the reason I have lined.
- 36:57Speaker 3: The steak was phenomenal. Breakfast was robbed addens it sucks.
- 37:01Speaker 3: Madden's a bad game. By the way, do you really quick?
- 37:03Speaker 3: I was family is supposed to be phenomenal.
- 37:06Speaker 4: Chat BCC last night and there's a new feature for trivia. Yeah,
- 37:11Speaker 4: and I put in it uses AI right, and it's
- 37:13Speaker 4: actually pretty cool. And I said, you can just put
- 37:16Speaker 4: in a topic and it will generate a ten question
- 37:18Speaker 4: trivia thing. And I put in Harry Settle, Little Sass.
- 37:22Speaker 4: I put in Harry Settle, comedian barstool in New York,
- 37:25Speaker 4: and it created ten questions about you. They were all
- 37:28Speaker 4: multiple choice. Yeah, one of which was Harry Settle is
- 37:32Speaker 4: a fan of which NFL team did say?
- 37:35Speaker 3: The Bills? Yep, yeah, I'm not so prised.
- 37:37Speaker 4: And the Patriots were one of the options.
- 37:39Speaker 1: Really, that's all I answer. Bills.
- 37:42Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's my answer.
- 37:43Speaker 3: It's because my old manager put, like my he had
- 37:46Speaker 3: it in my bio that I was a Bills fan.
- 37:48Speaker 1: I was.
- 37:50Speaker 3: I just never said anything and I didn't really feel
- 37:52Speaker 3: like fixing it. And also it was like I did
- 37:54Speaker 3: wear a Bill sweatshirt for three years straight, so you.
- 37:57Speaker 4: Could see whether confused. Yeah, there's a lot of understand you.
- 38:02Speaker 1: Were false flagging.
- 38:04Speaker 3: I was false flagging. But when you're a young, impressiable
- 38:06Speaker 3: you're a young impressionable boy and you're hanging out with
- 38:08Speaker 3: the team, yeah, you're gonna root for the team.
- 38:11Speaker 4: Hey, no judgment.
- 38:12Speaker 3: Hey today I would have probably, you know, they would
- 38:14Speaker 3: chan would have said, you want to come to Dave
- 38:15Speaker 3: and Busters with the team. I would have said, not today?
- 38:18Speaker 3: Why in same division?
- 38:22Speaker 4: Yeah? Back when he was they weren't in the division yet.
- 38:26Speaker 3: No, I'm saying I'm mature. I'm not a young impressionable
- 38:29Speaker 3: boy anymore.
- 38:30Speaker 1: So you hate the Bills?
- 38:30Speaker 3: No, No, I love the Bills. I'll always love the Bills.
- 38:36Speaker 3: I was the pack, That's what it was. And who
- 38:38Speaker 3: was he?
- 38:38Speaker 1: The Bills?
- 38:40Speaker 3: Not an even matchup at all? What are we talking about?
- 38:43Speaker 3: Josh Jacobs is moving in slow motion?
- 38:46Speaker 4: I watched you.
- 38:47Speaker 3: I read on ESPN yesterday they had they put out
- 38:49Speaker 3: a Top ten running backs and they have Josh Jacobs
- 38:51Speaker 3: at six again.
- 38:52Speaker 1: Yeah, that's your guy. No he's not.
- 38:57Speaker 3: Now, Josh Jacobs is the man. What he's just they
- 39:01Speaker 3: they did him, they did him dirty and Madden.
- 39:04Speaker 1: But uh, you were winning the whole game.
- 39:07Speaker 3: Yeah, but I wasn't going for it on fourth like
- 39:09Speaker 3: this is going to be this is tactical. I'm not
- 39:11Speaker 3: giving you anything.
- 39:12Speaker 1: When we played Call of Duty you beat me thirty
- 39:14Speaker 1: to one. Yeah, and the one was dubious.
- 39:19Speaker 4: But you guys played, you've played.
- 39:20Speaker 3: Yeah, we played in uh in New Orleans.
- 39:23Speaker 4: It's been it's been seventeen years since I played it.
- 39:26Speaker 1: But you have a general like your brain is wired
- 39:29Speaker 1: to be able to figure out.
- 39:31Speaker 4: I know the controls. I think I'm not gonna have
- 39:33Speaker 4: to have Harry tell me what buttons mean what?
- 39:36Speaker 1: But he's been training. How do you play?
- 39:38Speaker 3: What are your controls?
- 39:40Speaker 4: Like?
- 39:40Speaker 3: How do you aim.
- 39:41Speaker 4: Fuck man. Honestly, I don't even know how to answer
- 39:44Speaker 4: that question. It's all innate.
- 39:45Speaker 1: Sure, you guys played like a warm up a little
- 39:47Speaker 1: like Yeah, I.
- 39:48Speaker 4: Could use it. I could use a little warm up maybe,
- 39:50Speaker 4: But I don't want him to get the sense of
- 39:51Speaker 4: my rhythms.
- 39:52Speaker 3: You don't, Oh, yeah, are we doing? Are we doing
- 39:56Speaker 3: like like bursts? Like what are we doing? Like shotgun snipers?
- 40:00Speaker 4: I get to determine what we use for.
- 40:02Speaker 3: Like a rotating gun.
- 40:04Speaker 4: There is a specific type of gun layout that I want,
- 40:08Speaker 4: and well we will use.
- 40:09Speaker 3: So it's just going to be the burst rifle and
- 40:11Speaker 3: the automatic sub.
- 40:14Speaker 4: No, you don't you don't know, I don't know. You
- 40:17Speaker 4: don't know what it is. This morning, I took the
- 40:19Speaker 4: train from Poughkeepsie to Penn Station. It's legitimately one of
- 40:24Speaker 4: the most beautiful train rides in New York City. You
- 40:26Speaker 4: are I think I've said this, but your feet from
- 40:29Speaker 4: the Hudson River the.
- 40:31Speaker 1: Entire ride, and which side did on riverside?
- 40:34Speaker 4: Well, I got on the train and it was packed,
- 40:38Speaker 4: and I walked to the cafe car, and you know,
- 40:42Speaker 4: in the cafe car on Amtrak a lot of the time,
- 40:45Speaker 4: two of the booths will be reserved for crew members.
- 40:50Speaker 4: They put their papers and their walkie talks in their
- 40:54Speaker 4: kind of cap down or something, but they don't actually
- 40:56Speaker 4: sit there, so I don't really know why they're allowed
- 40:59Speaker 4: to do. They camp out and I was standing because
- 41:03Speaker 4: every other seat was taken and all this, so it's
- 41:07Speaker 4: just standing in the cafe car waiting for a crew
- 41:10Speaker 4: member a ticket puncher to come through so that I
- 41:13Speaker 4: could ask, Hey, is there any room that I could,
- 41:16Speaker 4: you know, join you guys? I've always wanted to work
- 41:18Speaker 4: for trains. Uh, just let me kind of have And
- 41:24Speaker 4: a guy came through and I said, Hi, is there
- 41:27Speaker 4: any room left at one of these booths? And he goes,
- 41:30Speaker 4: barstool tires. I loved you on tires. He goes, come
- 41:35Speaker 4: with me, and he brought me into the business class
- 41:41Speaker 4: and just gave me a business class seat and said
- 41:44Speaker 4: you're good here. And it was probably my favorite thing
- 41:49Speaker 4: that's ever happened to me as a result of what
- 41:53Speaker 4: little recognizability the seats were. Red leather.
- 42:00Speaker 3: Hanks comes through and serves hot chocolate.
- 42:02Speaker 4: Yes, it's very good. That's very good, very funny, very funny.
- 42:18Speaker 4: Did you read that book growing up?
- 42:20Speaker 3: The Polar Express.
- 42:21Speaker 4: Yeah, I had, I had it on tape and I
- 42:25Speaker 4: would have the book Open.
- 42:26Speaker 3: Books great, the movies insane.
- 42:28Speaker 4: It was narrated by Bill Hurt. Do you remember that actor?
- 42:32Speaker 3: I do not know.
- 42:33Speaker 4: He's great and his voice was magical.
- 42:38Speaker 1: My dream is to write a children's book that get
- 42:40Speaker 1: syndicated from the level.
- 42:42Speaker 3: You got billions making billions off of like a children's book.
- 42:45Speaker 3: It probably took twelve minutes to right now billions.
- 42:49Speaker 4: Yeah, whoever wrote that dream?
- 42:51Speaker 3: I mean, that's like you have JK rowling money on
- 42:55Speaker 3: a mountain.
- 42:56Speaker 4: But here's what I always wondered. I always wondered, what
- 42:59Speaker 4: are the those books for everyone else? Right?
- 43:02Speaker 1: We with the Berenstein Bear family, I bet the those
- 43:05Speaker 1: that couple is living in a fucking cast Absolutely.
- 43:08Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say Puller Express. I mean, I don't
- 43:11Speaker 3: know what it's like.
- 43:11Speaker 1: Good Night Moon, good Night Moon. Is that that person
- 43:14Speaker 1: has an island?
- 43:16Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 43:16Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 43:17Speaker 4: What about the Hungry Catapillar?
- 43:18Speaker 8: Yes?
- 43:18Speaker 1: And that I think is the most successful one of
- 43:20Speaker 1: all time. Really, they have clothing lines, yeah, syndicate. They
- 43:23Speaker 1: probably have a store next to like downtown dish shop.
- 43:27Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 43:28Speaker 1: They probably have a fucking like high rise in Monaco.
- 43:32Speaker 4: Man Ferdinand the Bull. Did you guys read that one?
- 43:35Speaker 8: No?
- 43:36Speaker 4: He was the Peaceful Bull.
- 43:37Speaker 3: Have you ever tried to get into it?
- 43:39Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean.
- 43:41Speaker 3: Have you ever tried to just like bang out a
- 43:42Speaker 3: children's book in like ten minutes?
- 43:44Speaker 4: No?
- 43:45Speaker 6: I have no.
- 43:47Speaker 3: I don't know if it's hard, but I mean I
- 43:48Speaker 3: got one.
- 43:49Speaker 1: I have one in the fucking holster right now.
- 43:51Speaker 3: Why don't you put it out?
- 43:52Speaker 1: I should?
- 43:53Speaker 3: You just gotta go buy like another name and fucking
- 43:57Speaker 3: get a publicist.
- 43:58Speaker 4: Why would he do that? He already has a name.
- 44:02Speaker 3: One's going to be like we want Adam Farone, rap
- 44:06Speaker 3: battler and comedy podcaster, the read books to our kids.
- 44:11Speaker 4: The very friendly rap battler, very friendly rap battler.
- 44:14Speaker 1: Oh that.
- 44:16Speaker 3: Story, see is what I'm talking about right there, that's
- 44:20Speaker 3: the next hungry caterpillar.
- 44:21Speaker 1: Yeah, the friendly rap battler. That's so good. Is it
- 44:25Speaker 1: going to be like an anthropomorphic character? Is it going
- 44:28Speaker 1: to be a white child?
- 44:29Speaker 4: What if it's a rattle snake and it's like Jimmy Rattler,
- 44:34Speaker 4: the friendly rap battler. Ah, and it's like everyone thought
- 44:38Speaker 4: he was out to bite them and they were all defensive,
- 44:41Speaker 4: but the truth is he just wanted to be friends
- 44:43Speaker 4: with people.
- 44:44Speaker 3: What's your what's your big idea?
- 44:46Speaker 1: Which one?
- 44:47Speaker 3: Here's the one that you got in the whole?
- 44:48Speaker 4: Don't share it?
- 44:49Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't tell you.
- 44:50Speaker 4: He hasn't copywritten it. I think so much of the Uh,
- 44:54Speaker 4: what makes the children's books good is the talent of
- 44:58Speaker 4: the illustrator.
- 45:00Speaker 1: Yeah, it has to be very specific. Yeah, I had
- 45:02Speaker 1: an I had another idea for one this morning, and
- 45:05Speaker 1: I fucking I can't wait to put pen to paper.
- 45:07Speaker 1: I can't wait to set aside a fucking uber ride
- 45:10Speaker 1: or something and write the whole thing.
- 45:11Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 45:12Speaker 1: I can't wait to be on one single train ride
- 45:14Speaker 1: and come up with the whole thing at once.
- 45:16Speaker 4: There was one I read recently that that almost brought
- 45:18Speaker 4: me to tears.
- 45:20Speaker 1: There was one very manipulative one.
- 45:22Speaker 4: Is it?
- 45:22Speaker 1: The one I'm thinking of about like a kid like
- 45:25Speaker 1: growing up into what was your was yours?
- 45:28Speaker 4: Uh? The one I'm thinking of is called the Fox,
- 45:31Speaker 4: the Horse, the mole, and the something, and it's filled animal, right,
- 45:41Speaker 4: which is an allegory for the Russian Revolution.
- 45:43Speaker 3: Yeah, you're thinking of the Russian Revolution Charlotte's Web.
- 45:47Speaker 1: That's a classic, those fucking pigs.
- 45:50Speaker 4: Oh, the Giving Tree is a big one. That's a
- 45:52Speaker 4: big children's book.
- 45:53Speaker 3: Harold in the Purple cranchas from the Giant Peach.
- 45:57Speaker 4: I don't think we go No, I think roll Doll.
- 46:00Speaker 4: Those are young sort of novels that are scary.
- 46:03Speaker 1: Those are hard to write, or I mean those would
- 46:05Speaker 1: take a bunch of time. Children's books like you could
- 46:07Speaker 1: be like a is for Apple bestseller. Yeah.
- 46:11Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a set of sheets actually, I think
- 46:17Speaker 4: it was a duvet cover that had the alphabet with
- 46:20Speaker 4: different animals that were represented by each or things that
- 46:23Speaker 4: were represented by each one.
- 46:26Speaker 1: They did that in here? Did they wrote the shark
- 46:28Speaker 1: that had feelings or something like that?
- 46:30Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I bet even that made good money. Yeah.
- 46:33Speaker 3: The book is trash, not a good read, terrible read.
- 46:39Speaker 1: It drags and he's like, where's the tone, there's.
- 46:44Speaker 3: Where's the story.
- 46:46Speaker 4: I read that to a little boy, and that kid
- 46:48Speaker 4: got eaten by his shark.
- 46:49Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't take any of the lessons.
- 46:51Speaker 4: He took the lesson home, which is that sharks are friendly,
- 46:54Speaker 4: and then he went up to one and.
- 46:55Speaker 1: He's gone so many shark attacks recently. I cannot believe
- 46:59Speaker 1: this woman put out that fucking documentary said the shark
- 47:02Speaker 1: attacks aren't real.
- 47:03Speaker 3: Oh I still have watched that. Been too busy practicing.
- 47:08Speaker 4: I started the I think I told you this. I
- 47:10Speaker 4: started the Oklahoma City bombing doc Oh, yeah, it's good.
- 47:12Speaker 4: Did I say that? Did I already tell you guys
- 47:14Speaker 4: that I believe you did? Okay, you mentioned it. I'm sorry,
- 47:16Speaker 4: I'm repeating myself. It's the line disease.
- 47:18Speaker 1: It's a fucking line the hard time. I could go
- 47:21Speaker 1: for some key lime though, dirty Steve's key Lin Pie.
- 47:26Speaker 1: I know you know all about that place in Red
- 47:28Speaker 1: Hook where you're right by where your boys bachelor party was.
- 47:31Speaker 4: Who is that?
- 47:32Speaker 1: Didn't you have your friend's bachelor party at Brooklyn Crab
- 47:36Speaker 1: and you guys stopped and got the key lime pie? Yeah,
- 47:39Speaker 1: small key lime pie, great key. Did you go to
- 47:43Speaker 1: Brooklyn Crab?
- 47:44Speaker 4: I think I did. But that was for a birthday
- 47:46Speaker 4: that I hadthday, for your birth years and years ago.
- 47:48Speaker 1: I thought it was a bachelor part.
- 47:50Speaker 4: I don't think we had a bachelor party at Brooklyn
- 47:52Speaker 4: your birthday. It was my birthday.
- 47:54Speaker 1: That must have been so nice.
- 47:56Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that was cool. I haven't been down to
- 47:58Speaker 4: Red Hook in a while. I really want to get
- 48:00Speaker 4: back to Red Hook Tavern for that burger, got it.
- 48:03Speaker 4: But I don't really spend much time in New York
- 48:05Speaker 4: City right now.
- 48:06Speaker 1: You're more of an upstate man.
- 48:07Speaker 4: I'm an upstate man.
- 48:08Speaker 3: Upstates so nice once you get out of the city,
- 48:12Speaker 3: so nice.
- 48:12Speaker 4: I get all my groceries from a farm stand that's serious.
- 48:16Speaker 4: And then and then I got it from Wegmans. A
- 48:18Speaker 4: meat and poultry A meat and poultry farm like hut
- 48:23Speaker 4: Dam is where I get on my meat and poultry
- 48:25Speaker 4: that's all frozen, which kind of bums me out. I
- 48:28Speaker 4: like it when it's fresh.
- 48:29Speaker 1: I was picturing the cow sie and you coming and
- 48:31Speaker 1: being like, oh no, yeah, well that.
- 48:34Speaker 3: One that's pretty sick.
- 48:36Speaker 4: But the vegetables from this farm stand are beyond belief.
- 48:39Speaker 4: I can't even begin to tell you. It's squash season, right.
- 48:41Speaker 3: I hate squash.
- 48:42Speaker 4: Well, that's because you haven't had to prepare the right.
- 48:44Speaker 3: Wise squash is so good. Despise it. Squash, blossoms, squass, zucchini, mushrooms.
- 48:50Speaker 3: My three, don't touch, my three, don't touch. Don't even
- 48:53Speaker 3: be in the same building.
- 48:54Speaker 1: As Really, you can just like chop up zucchini and
- 48:58Speaker 1: put like a little bit of garlic on it, and
- 48:59Speaker 1: it doesn't even taste like food. It tastes like French fries.
- 49:02Speaker 4: Nasty.
- 49:04Speaker 3: The texture of zucchini.
- 49:06Speaker 1: I get what you mean, so gross, just like coppy
- 49:11Speaker 1: pickle or what.
- 49:12Speaker 3: Such vivid memories of like sitting at like outside eating dinner.
- 49:17Speaker 3: Everyone's done and I'm just staring at my zucchini.
- 49:21Speaker 1: We all can't go inside until you have.
- 49:23Speaker 3: My mom's like you're eating the zucchini. There's like twenty
- 49:26Speaker 3: pieces of zucchini.
- 49:28Speaker 4: Zucchini doesn't do much for me, and really there's not
- 49:31Speaker 4: that I haven't had a preparation of it where I thought, oh,
- 49:35Speaker 4: this solves it. It's awful. It's like a it's like
- 49:39Speaker 4: a starch.
- 49:40Speaker 1: Yeah, don't they make fries at zucchini? Don't they just
- 49:43Speaker 1: like deep fry it could?
- 49:44Speaker 3: It's nasty.
- 49:45Speaker 4: I do really quite like asparagus. I've been oh yeah,
- 49:49Speaker 4: crushing asparagus, right.
- 49:51Speaker 3: I've been crushing broccoli.
- 49:52Speaker 4: Personally, I think, yeah, it's not great. My urine is
- 50:00Speaker 4: quite off putting. What what what is it?
- 50:02Speaker 3: You just smelled bad?
- 50:04Speaker 4: Yeah? It smells like, you know, piss, sort of like
- 50:07Speaker 4: the bedpan of a terminally ill person.
- 50:11Speaker 1: You know, they used to think that nine of people
- 50:15Speaker 1: got the piss smell from this asparagus and ten percent didn't.
- 50:18Speaker 1: But then it turned out that ten percent of people
- 50:20Speaker 1: just can't smell it, They're not able to smell it,
- 50:23Speaker 1: and one hundred percent of people get pissed asparagus piss smell.
- 50:27Speaker 4: Really interesting, is that true? Yep?
- 50:29Speaker 1: A fascinating tidbit, most fascinating tidbit of the day.
- 50:36Speaker 4: Are you sure?
- 50:37Speaker 3: I gotta figure out what I'm gonna air fry tonight
- 50:39Speaker 3: for dinner?
- 50:40Speaker 1: Throw some zucchini dip.
- 50:43Speaker 3: Fucking show like French fries.
- 50:46Speaker 1: Have a spicy ranch dip or something Chipotle ranch, and
- 50:49Speaker 1: dip it in there.
- 50:50Speaker 3: I made unbelievable potatoes last night.
- 50:53Speaker 4: Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me. I have
- 50:55Speaker 4: struggled to find the right way to make a crispy
- 50:58Speaker 4: potato in the air fire, And one thing I learned
- 51:00Speaker 4: is that a lot of it depends on the type
- 51:02Speaker 4: of potato you use. The red rusted potatoes no good?
- 51:06Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I use I use.
- 51:07Speaker 4: The golden that's the better one.
- 51:09Speaker 3: And what you're gonna want to do is you're gonna
- 51:10Speaker 3: want to chop those up into fourths all right, okay,
- 51:12Speaker 3: get them nice and small, and then I go, I
- 51:15Speaker 3: whatever seasoning you prefer me. It was Cajun last night.
- 51:18Speaker 4: Okay. Are you putting oil on them or anything?
- 51:21Speaker 3: You put oil on first, that's my bad. Okay for
- 51:24Speaker 3: as a binder like Michael J.
- 51:26Speaker 1: Fox.
- 51:27Speaker 3: But you're not gonna want. You're not gonna want. You're
- 51:29Speaker 3: gonna want to use like an avocado oil.
- 51:32Speaker 4: Okay, something with a high burning good for you, high
- 51:35Speaker 4: smoke point.
- 51:36Speaker 3: High smoke point. So I go, you know, chop them up,
- 51:39Speaker 3: a little.
- 51:39Speaker 4: Bit of oil season Cajun seasoning.
- 51:43Speaker 3: No, no, that was me, just you know, shaking them up,
- 51:45Speaker 3: getting them all covered, okay, and then then it comes
- 51:48Speaker 3: to the Cajun okay, and then I actually like to
- 51:51Speaker 3: do nine minutes, shake them around, four hundred, throw them back,
- 51:56Speaker 3: throw them, throw a little bit more seasoning back. Wow,
- 51:59Speaker 3: because some of it falls off, you know, sure, and
- 52:01Speaker 3: then not more minutes?
- 52:03Speaker 4: Good to go. Are you shaking them up to make
- 52:05Speaker 4: sure that they kind of turn around? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
- 52:08Speaker 4: damn you do. Eighteen minutes at four hundred.
- 52:11Speaker 1: Yeah, can we see a pick?
- 52:12Speaker 3: I don't know if I took a picture.
- 52:14Speaker 4: That's awesome. I am thrilled by this. I am so
- 52:17Speaker 4: proud of you.
- 52:18Speaker 3: I know you hate that now I don't have any pictures.
- 52:20Speaker 3: Where's it?
- 52:21Speaker 1: When's the tailgate? Bro Oh? No I do.
- 52:24Speaker 4: Let's see these Crispy potts? What else did you have
- 52:27Speaker 4: with your Chrispy potats? Wait?
- 52:29Speaker 3: Wait, wings potatoes? Brock, that was not one the way
- 52:34Speaker 3: the potts yesterday looked way better.
- 52:37Speaker 4: Yeah, those ones look a little underdone.
- 52:39Speaker 3: Those No, they weren't underdone.
- 52:41Speaker 4: They're just not that crispy.
- 52:43Speaker 3: No, they didn't have enough oil. They didn't do enough
- 52:45Speaker 3: oil on them.
- 52:47Speaker 4: Knowing that you took a picture of it, why I
- 52:50Speaker 4: like it? Will you start sending me photos of food
- 52:53Speaker 4: you've cooked that you like and so that we can
- 52:55Speaker 4: swap recipes and stuff.
- 52:56Speaker 3: I dude, I'm telling you, the potatoes I had yesterday
- 52:59Speaker 3: were unbelievab. I did something like they were like it
- 53:01Speaker 3: was literally like having like Popeyes potatoes.
- 53:03Speaker 4: I did a flave of King Salmon in my air
- 53:06Speaker 4: fire last night. Love it.
- 53:07Speaker 1: I did King Salmon on the uh on the on
- 53:10Speaker 1: the cast iron last.
- 53:11Speaker 4: Oh, nice, nice, nice nights. Did you finish it in
- 53:13Speaker 4: the oven?
- 53:14Speaker 1: I didn't.
- 53:15Speaker 4: I just did it all in the cast iron.
- 53:17Speaker 1: I did it all in the cast iron and based
- 53:19Speaker 1: the funk out of it with some some butter and oil.
- 53:22Speaker 3: Are you getting big into cooking?
- 53:23Speaker 1: Not big into it?
- 53:24Speaker 3: But I don't think I've ever heard you based anything
- 53:27Speaker 3: in a cast iron spot until his exact moment, because
- 53:30Speaker 3: I don't talk about it. I've never heard of you
- 53:33Speaker 3: cooking anything, or I didn't even know you had a
- 53:35Speaker 3: cast iron, multiple cast irons.
- 53:38Speaker 4: Look at that hairball, throwing shots, cooking shots.
- 53:42Speaker 3: No, I'm just curious if, like, if you're if you're
- 53:44Speaker 3: getting into cooking.
- 53:46Speaker 1: I I feel like I've always had a cast iron,
- 53:49Speaker 1: not that I'm aware of. And my boy Mike just
- 53:52Speaker 1: brought me another cast a bigger cast.
- 53:54Speaker 3: Last time I went to your place, it was like
- 53:56Speaker 3: it was like going over to one of your friend's
- 53:57Speaker 3: houses who has no snacks, and you're all they got.
- 54:02Speaker 3: It's like all they've got is like the like the
- 54:03Speaker 3: clear plastic container of like granola.
- 54:10Speaker 4: I've got some grapes. That was my house, Do you
- 54:14Speaker 4: want any dates?
- 54:14Speaker 1: That was my house when I was growing up. And
- 54:17Speaker 1: that's why I have like four bags of chips now
- 54:19Speaker 1: because I'm afraid I'm like phobic of being the house
- 54:22Speaker 1: that has I.
- 54:23Speaker 4: Mean, that's why that was my house growing up as well.
- 54:28Speaker 4: That was you know whose house that was?
- 54:29Speaker 3: Peters? Oh really big time?
- 54:31Speaker 4: Yeah, well he's a physical specimen.
- 54:32Speaker 6: You go over.
- 54:33Speaker 4: This is for school. These are for school, you know,
- 54:35Speaker 4: don't you think I think it's safe to say that
- 54:39Speaker 4: the kids that grew up in those households went on
- 54:42Speaker 4: to have uh far better body fat percentage.
- 54:49Speaker 1: Fucking trash.
- 54:50Speaker 4: You're good your trim.
- 54:52Speaker 1: I don't know if I I don't know what I
- 54:54Speaker 1: could have done.
- 54:56Speaker 3: You don't know what your potential was.
- 54:57Speaker 1: No, I'm saying I feel like my airs threw wheat
- 55:00Speaker 1: bread at me and I still turned out flabby. So
- 55:03Speaker 1: I don't know how do how to resolve that we.
- 55:07Speaker 3: Didn't have any goods. We didn't have, Like the problem
- 55:09Speaker 3: is any snacks that you have at your house are
- 55:11Speaker 3: gonna suck? Is your your your parents are gonna buy
- 55:14Speaker 3: the same snacks every time.
- 55:15Speaker 1: Have you ever seen Chloe Kardashian's pantry.
- 55:19Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all clear tupperware, and.
- 55:21Speaker 4: And it's.
- 55:23Speaker 1: And there's so many snacks. Have you ever seen it?
- 55:25Speaker 4: No?
- 55:26Speaker 1: No, just just do a quick google, Okay, I want
- 55:29Speaker 1: you to see it's there's like video for taking you
- 55:32Speaker 1: through It's like when Jay Leno takes you through his garage.
- 55:35Speaker 3: Oh yeah, my cousins lived in Illinois growing up, Like
- 55:38Speaker 3: they lived outside of Chicago, and we would go to
- 55:41Speaker 3: their place for Thanksgiving.
- 55:43Speaker 1: Wait same, really are we cousins?
- 55:46Speaker 4: We would go to.
- 55:47Speaker 3: Chicago for Thanksgiving and go visit them, and their pantry
- 55:49Speaker 3: was like they had these like fruit by the foot
- 55:54Speaker 3: like dots that would like you'd open it up and
- 55:57Speaker 3: be like a sleeve of them and you'd rip.
- 55:58Speaker 1: Them off and just would They had rare snacks.
- 56:01Speaker 3: I would sit in the pant it was like going
- 56:02Speaker 3: into like a smoke shop, got like the fucking key
- 56:06Speaker 3: line pie las.
- 56:07Speaker 1: Can I smell that? Can I smell that?
- 56:09Speaker 4: One? Dude? Her pantry's insane. It looks like one of
- 56:11Speaker 4: those stores in the airport where you walk in and
- 56:13Speaker 4: don't actually have to like swipe a credit card on
- 56:16Speaker 4: the way out. It just knows what you've taken and
- 56:18Speaker 4: charges you for it.
- 56:19Speaker 1: But there's actually a bunch of dudes in Bangladesh who're
- 56:21Speaker 1: just watching a computer.
- 56:23Speaker 3: Yeah, that is so funny.
- 56:26Speaker 4: It's amazing. And it's not just you know, straight healthy food.
- 56:30Speaker 4: I mean it's like sacks in there.
- 56:33Speaker 3: I don't think there's anything wrong with that, with what
- 56:35Speaker 3: having the dudes in, the dudes watching. Yeah, it's like lying.
- 56:40Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, well maybe if the technology wasn't there,
- 56:42Speaker 3: they made it look like it was there and it
- 56:44Speaker 3: was cool.
- 56:44Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 56:46Speaker 1: I think just lying about it is weird. Yeah yeah, eh,
- 56:49Speaker 1: but but that makes.
- 56:50Speaker 3: Me I mean, the whole thing is like all you
- 56:52Speaker 3: gotta do is scan your credit card and walk out.
- 56:54Speaker 1: It makes people be less sneaky because it's like, oh,
- 56:56Speaker 1: the machine knows, as opposed to if there's a guy
- 56:59Speaker 1: who I just had to beat in Bangladesh who I
- 57:01Speaker 1: have to like hide something from, I feel like I.
- 57:03Speaker 3: Could do that so he doesn't give a ship.
- 57:05Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, just walk out.
- 57:07Speaker 3: The problem is you would have no idea if he
- 57:09Speaker 3: if you got it off or not until yeah, you
- 57:14Speaker 3: get charged, Like you could try to steal if he's
- 57:16Speaker 3: going to see it and just mark it up.
- 57:18Speaker 1: Wow, those bastards, those Bangladeshi bastards.
- 57:23Speaker 3: Yeah, but I would.
- 57:24Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, they could also just add stuff on
- 57:28Speaker 1: if they're just charging you randomly for stuff that they
- 57:30Speaker 1: see trill Yeah, how nice is that pantry?
- 57:34Speaker 4: I'm into it someday I'd like to have that. It
- 57:37Speaker 4: also makes me realize how disorganized my pantry was, and
- 57:39Speaker 4: I thought it was pretty organized. I've been doing a
- 57:42Speaker 4: lot of purging, throwing up. Yep, I have been. Uh
- 57:48Speaker 4: you know, you got to be lean.
- 57:49Speaker 1: Yeah, especially this time of the year.
- 57:51Speaker 4: This time of year, if I have excess weight, I
- 57:53Speaker 4: am hot. I get hot, So I'm trying to keep
- 57:56Speaker 4: it as lean as possible.
- 57:57Speaker 1: That's probably why you had that itch in your throat,
- 57:59Speaker 1: because you have reflux from turning your stomach inside out
- 58:03Speaker 1: by purging.
- 58:03Speaker 4: It's a problem with my esophagus.
- 58:06Speaker 1: Yeah, nasty purge, nasty, nasty.
- 58:10Speaker 4: All right.
- 58:12Speaker 6: Love Halo Time.
- 58:13Speaker 4: Wow, that was a fun episode. I really enjoyed that.
- 58:15Speaker 4: I had a lot of laughs. That was great stuff.
- 58:17Speaker 4: One of our betters.
- 58:18Speaker 3: Halo Time now though Halo Time are Yeah, that's why
- 58:21Speaker 3: we could of do Halo first, because I refuse, so
- 58:25Speaker 3: everybody would be in bad moods.
- 58:27Speaker 4: Which means you are considering the fact that you might know.
- 58:31Speaker 3: I'm just thinking like for like, it was more of
- 58:33Speaker 3: a safety precaution because when we did Madden and then
- 58:35Speaker 3: we had to record after, I was like, I was like,
- 58:37Speaker 3: this is the last thing on Earth I want to do.
- 58:39Speaker 3: You were that bad, Yeah, obviously I remember.
- 58:42Speaker 4: I remember. I honestly feel bad because it didn't.
- 58:45Speaker 3: Matter that and then we had to go and just
- 58:47Speaker 3: not talk about it.
- 58:48Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just saying, like it really, it wouldn't have
- 58:51Speaker 4: mattered to me that much either way. But given that
- 58:53Speaker 4: it was such a big part of your identity, for you.
- 58:55Speaker 3: To lose, that is not part of my identity at all.
- 58:59Speaker 4: And yet you're saying you were incredibly This.
- 59:01Speaker 3: Will be a shut this will be a shot, This
- 59:03Speaker 3: will be a gut shot.
- 59:04Speaker 4: If I lost.
- 59:05Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lose. What if it's close, I would
- 59:07Speaker 3: say this would be a gut shot if I lose,
- 59:08Speaker 3: if I win within ten.
- 59:11Speaker 4: So ten is the handicap.
- 59:14Speaker 3: No, there's no handicap.
- 59:16Speaker 4: What I'm saying, I win for your mood. If you
- 59:18Speaker 4: don't win by by ten or more, you'll be upset.
- 59:22Speaker 3: Yeah, but I also haven't seen you play, so I
- 59:24Speaker 3: don't know if there's a chance.
- 59:25Speaker 4: To You know, you are the king of the play
- 59:27Speaker 4: the game.
- 59:28Speaker 3: Like three times I've logged onto Halo three less than five.
- 59:31Speaker 4: Times Buster Backtrap, backtrack over here.
- 59:35Speaker 3: But I did play for a while yesterday. Yeah you
- 59:37Speaker 3: sure did playing claw too because I knew you, guys,
- 59:39Speaker 3: I knew I was gonna be able to use my paddles.
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- 1:00:02Speaker 3: Got some great counter strike clips making the circuit over
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- 1:00:07Speaker 1: Also, I'm going to be in Destin, Florida.
- 1:00:12Speaker 4: Hell yeah, I'm going to be in Hampton Bays actually
- 1:00:16Speaker 4: a canoe place in on Friday next week. So if
- 1:00:22Speaker 4: you're around that area in Long Island, come out.
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: I'm gonna be I have some dates coming out in
- 1:00:28Speaker 3: the fall, but I'm gonna be in the headlining in
- 1:00:30Speaker 3: New York in cool October.
- 1:00:33Speaker 4: Where are you playing Rodney's are you? Yeah? Awesome? Yeah,
- 1:00:37Speaker 4: that's cool.
- 1:00:38Speaker 3: So there's four shows. Those are on my website now,
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- 1:00:42Speaker 4: Good ship all right, goodbye.
- 1:01:02Speaker 6: One was a step still not look around. So I
- 1:01:13Speaker 6: looked on.
- 1:01:16Speaker 4: To you.
- 1:01:19Speaker 6: Game a round.
- 1:01:22Speaker 11: I was only falling one way. I was only falling
- 1:01:30Speaker 11: one brad change were drifted.
- 1:01:39Speaker 6: Food for.
- 1:01:45Speaker 11: So so then you need summon no, I come aloud.
- 1:01:56Speaker 11: I'm only falling long. I was on your phone.
- 1:02:04Speaker 6: Long.
- 1:02:07Speaker 11: I was on your phone in one way. I was
- 1:02:14Speaker 11: on your phone lost.
- 1:02:30Speaker 6: Don't can take me. I was phoning one way. See
- 1:02:50Speaker 6: just a distance the bay that's on top of the call.
- 1:02:56Speaker 6: It just stop. Not take my head.
- 1:03:00Speaker 11: You get seen at this spots Jai.
- 1:03:41Speaker 4: This j
- 1:03:46Speaker 6: Don't it's a ba