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Forced to be Female w/ Selma Nilla & Vicky Vee (VulgHER Podcast) | TBCC Ep. 38 · The Big Cunty Couch

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SPEAKER_02: Coming up on the big cupy couch.
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SPEAKER_02: You know what else I'm wearing?
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SPEAKER_02: My mother's underwear.
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SPEAKER_02: This is crazy.
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SPEAKER_02: I was yeah, I know.
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SPEAKER_02: This is absolutely psycho.
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SPEAKER_02: This is like maybe the weirdest thing you have ever done.
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SPEAKER_02: It can't possibly be.
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SPEAKER_02: It can possibly be.
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SPEAKER_02: It is pretty freaky, but like some whatever.
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SPEAKER_02: You stole your mom's panties.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: No stains.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I guess she offered.
0:18
SPEAKER_02: It's horrible.
0:19
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
0:20
SPEAKER_02: I know.
0:20
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
0:20
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
0:22
SPEAKER_02: So last night you suck.
0:23
SPEAKER_03: Suck last night.
0:24
SPEAKER_03: Was it big?
0:25
SPEAKER_05: What did it smell like?
0:25
SPEAKER_03: Like seven, definitely roast beef.
0:27
SPEAKER_03: Charkout.
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SPEAKER_03: With Aju.
0:29
SPEAKER_02: Charkout.
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SPEAKER_02: Aujourd'hui honey.
0:31
SPEAKER_02: Stick around.
0:42
SPEAKER_04: Hi everyone.
0:43
SPEAKER_04: Welcome back to the podcast.
0:44
SPEAKER_04: Welcome back to Big County Couch.
0:46
SPEAKER_04: I was saying off camera, um, it's bad enough being out of makeup next to a drag queen because like every imperfection and pore and hair and like wrinkle is like on blast compared to like the airbrush perfection that you are.
0:59
SPEAKER_04: But now it's gonna be like that times three.
1:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:01
SPEAKER_04: Spoiler alert.
1:01
SPEAKER_04: Um, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
1:03
SPEAKER_04: I am wearing a shirt from Sandro.
1:06
SPEAKER_04: Uh it's like a kind of tropical floral print.
1:09
SPEAKER_04: I think it's like the flower is a hibiscus?
1:12
SPEAKER_04: Sandro, is that yeah, yeah.
1:14
SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
1:15
SPEAKER_02: You're like it is looking like a hibiscus.
1:17
SPEAKER_02: And I know I know what a hibiscus is because that's the carry flower.
1:19
SPEAKER_02: Well, I was gonna say Which I'm kind of giving Carrie today, too.
1:22
SPEAKER_02: We'll get to that in a second.
1:23
SPEAKER_02: Because dear God.
1:24
SPEAKER_02: Sandro, I think of Nordstrom Rack.
1:26
SPEAKER_02: Is that rude?
1:27
SPEAKER_02: No, we tear up the rack.
1:29
SPEAKER_02: Yes, we do.
1:30
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: Don't you feel like there's a lot of Sandro at Nordstrom Rack?
1:33
SPEAKER_02: Sure, yeah.
1:34
SPEAKER_02: That's the only time I've ever seen it or heard of it.
1:35
SPEAKER_02: And where'd you get that little enamel pin you felt at?
1:37
SPEAKER_04: I got this in a vintage shop in Connecticut.
1:40
SPEAKER_04: I didn't know you crossed the border.
1:42
SPEAKER_04: To Connecticut?
1:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:43
SPEAKER_04: They let me.
1:44
SPEAKER_04: Sometimes you do, yeah.
1:45
SPEAKER_04: Sometimes, sometimes, yeah.
1:46
SPEAKER_04: And what is your problem?
1:47
SPEAKER_04: My problem.
1:48
SPEAKER_04: Oh fuck, what is my problem?
1:49
SPEAKER_04: See, that's the humidity.
1:50
SPEAKER_04: It's melting my brain.
1:51
SPEAKER_04: What is my problem?
1:53
SPEAKER_04: You've been so pleasant.
1:56
SPEAKER_04: Cray.
1:58
SPEAKER_02: I you have.
2:01
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's the pills.
2:02
SPEAKER_02: It's the medication.
2:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:03
SPEAKER_02: You're medicated.
2:04
SPEAKER_02: So you've been so nice.
2:05
SPEAKER_02: I'm like scared in a way, because I'm like, I don't know.
2:06
SPEAKER_04: So when is the pump gonna drop?
2:08
SPEAKER_04: Tonight.
2:08
SPEAKER_04: Tonight is the night.
2:09
SPEAKER_04: I dropkick everyone.
2:10
SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
2:11
SPEAKER_04: My problem.
2:12
SPEAKER_04: So last episode, we had the wonderful Alec Cohen on.
2:16
SPEAKER_04: What a cutie.
2:16
SPEAKER_04: What a cutie, sweetie babe.
2:19
SPEAKER_04: Alec was so handsome and tan, and you were so beautiful and tan.
2:24
SPEAKER_04: I literally looked like the color of the carpet.
2:26
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, I need to do something about this immediately.
2:30
SPEAKER_02: I did notice that you were kind of pale.
2:32
SPEAKER_02: I mean like Alabaster, which is like somewhat even like say she.
2:35
SPEAKER_04: Hyper white, yeah.
2:35
SPEAKER_04: And so I was like, let me go outside and get uh 25 minutes of sun, no sunscreen, and just like see that will reinvigorate my skin and my spirit.
2:44
SPEAKER_04: When outside, I got burnt.
2:45
SPEAKER_04: I got burnt.
2:46
SPEAKER_04: Like, do I look a little, like a little bit sun-kissed?
2:48
SPEAKER_04: No, you look a little kissed.
2:49
SPEAKER_02: It's good.
2:50
SPEAKER_02: It's like one click, which is great because that was a little scary last time.
2:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:54
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, who here was scared?
2:56
SPEAKER_02: You know that Tyra clip, that like meme?
2:58
SPEAKER_02: You know that from top model?
2:59
SPEAKER_02: I love.
3:00
SPEAKER_02: I think about that a lot.
3:01
SPEAKER_02: Um I permanently have like rosacea baked in the shape of a tank.
3:06
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but you also have pounds of full coverage makeup covering.
3:09
SPEAKER_02: But I mean like as a boy.
3:09
SPEAKER_04: Like you're a boy?
3:11
SPEAKER_03: Ugh.
3:11
SPEAKER_03: Sometimes.
3:14
SPEAKER_04: Keep those in front.
3:15
SPEAKER_02: You're what uh who are you wearing and what is your problem?
3:18
SPEAKER_02: This is Friends of the Pod, Alice and Olivia.
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unknown: Yeah.
3:21
SPEAKER_02: Which do you think Alice and Olivia are Stacey Bendet, the designer's like daughters?
3:25
SPEAKER_02: I don't or like her retrievers.
3:27
SPEAKER_02: I don't.
3:29
SPEAKER_02: God can only hope it's her cockoos.
3:31
SPEAKER_02: Like, oh yeah, it's her cockapoos for sure.
3:33
SPEAKER_02: Or it's her sisters.
3:34
SPEAKER_02: Like she was, she's like, I'm sorry, I was horrible growing up, but I named my line after you, and you don't get any percentage.
3:41
SPEAKER_04: There's a uh um series here.
3:43
SPEAKER_02: There's a pilot.
3:43
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, this was from the Real Real.
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SPEAKER_02: It was a full-length gown, and we had it chopped.
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SPEAKER_02: Um, what I like to call a gladiator hem.
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SPEAKER_02: Yes, which maybe is made up, but it's like straight in the front.
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SPEAKER_02: We took that fabric, had our friend Sarah Richards scan it.
3:58
SPEAKER_02: Shout out, Sarah.
3:59
SPEAKER_02: And then what is it, flavor paper or whatever?
4:01
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no.
4:02
SPEAKER_02: Spoon flour.
4:02
SPEAKER_02: Spoon flour printed a legal fabric that stretches over my man arms so I can have gloves.
4:07
SPEAKER_02: So it's like sort of Kim K met yala gobly flower explosion.
4:12
SPEAKER_02: That link was nine and a half months pregnant.
4:14
SPEAKER_02: I thought that was cool.
4:15
SPEAKER_02: She was great, yeah.
4:15
SPEAKER_02: And then my strap exploded, as I said, and I have a bouton e covering it, which is devastating.
4:20
SPEAKER_04: We went into red alert because our guests, we thought they were gonna be early.
4:25
SPEAKER_04: Thankfully, they were wound up being later.
4:28
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, you can say it.
4:29
SPEAKER_02: I'm like later.
4:30
SPEAKER_02: They were like dancing around.
4:32
SPEAKER_02: Are you kidding?
4:33
SPEAKER_02: I'm happy that you're late.
4:35
SPEAKER_02: So happy.
4:35
SPEAKER_02: Whenever guests are late, I'm like, I love you.
4:37
SPEAKER_02: I knew I loved you.
4:37
SPEAKER_04: I was quick thinking.
4:38
SPEAKER_04: You were like, is there something we can do to fucking cover this thing?
4:41
SPEAKER_04: You're like, I guess a flower.
4:42
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, Oh yeah, we have open up the floral bin.
4:45
SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
4:46
SPEAKER_02: It blends in, it's totally fine.
4:47
SPEAKER_02: But it's like, you know when you don't want to fucking boot an air on?
4:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
4:50
SPEAKER_02: Today.
4:51
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, yeah, please.
4:54
SPEAKER_02: Fucking stupid.
4:55
SPEAKER_02: Well, sometimes you gotta just stick a flower on it and call it a day.
4:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
4:58
SPEAKER_02: You know what else I'm wearing?
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SPEAKER_02: A uh wig full of story.
5:02
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
5:03
SPEAKER_02: I was gonna say my mother's underwear.
5:05
SPEAKER_02: This is crazy.
5:06
SPEAKER_02: I was like Yeah, I know.
5:07
SPEAKER_02: This is absolutely psycho.
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SPEAKER_02: I was in Rhode Island for like a wedding gig.
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SPEAKER_04: This is like the maybe the the weirdest thing you have ever done.
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SPEAKER_04: It can't possibly be.
5:15
SPEAKER_04: It can't, it can possibly be.
5:16
SPEAKER_02: It is pretty freaky, but like some whatever.
5:18
SPEAKER_02: Go on.
5:19
SPEAKER_02: I was in Rhode Island for a wedding gig thing for my friend, and I obviously forgot a panty because I always do.
5:25
SPEAKER_02: And then my mom sort of offered because I was panicking.
5:28
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, oh, I don't know, like I maybe I don't know if that would work.
5:32
SPEAKER_02: And she's like, I know you're not implying that they're too big.
5:35
SPEAKER_02: Because I was.
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SPEAKER_02: I sort of was like, there's no way.
5:38
SPEAKER_02: She's like, nice try, sweetie.
5:40
SPEAKER_02: Because I in my head I thought I'd be like, whoa.
5:42
SPEAKER_02: But but they were fine.
5:44
SPEAKER_02: I know they actually were snats.
5:45
SPEAKER_02: I always like I I think of myself as like 130 pounds forever, uh-huh.
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SPEAKER_02: Like the little twink that was.
5:50
SPEAKER_02: And I think of my mom, I guess uh giant.
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SPEAKER_02: 600 pounds.
5:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
5:54
SPEAKER_02: I crystallize her as being heavier than she is because she's not, and I it fits perfectly.
5:59
SPEAKER_02: And that's why I kept them.
6:00
SPEAKER_02: I was like, you know what?
6:01
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna keep these and wear them.
6:02
SPEAKER_02: So yeah.
6:03
SPEAKER_02: You stole your mom's underwear.
6:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
6:06
SPEAKER_04: You stole your mom's panties.
6:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no stains.
6:08
SPEAKER_02: Well, I guess she offered.
6:09
SPEAKER_02: It's horrible.
6:10
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
6:11
SPEAKER_02: I know, I'm sorry.
6:12
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
6:13
SPEAKER_02: She's Perry.
6:14
SPEAKER_02: Menopause.
6:16
SPEAKER_02: No, no, she's past it.
6:16
SPEAKER_02: She's past it, she's past it.
6:17
SPEAKER_02: All right, I'll stop talking about what my mom's supposed to say and start talking about yours.
6:22
SPEAKER_04: Jesus Christ, lock me up.
6:24
SPEAKER_04: You should be locked up.
6:24
SPEAKER_04: See you there.
6:25
SPEAKER_04: Wow, that is special.
6:26
SPEAKER_04: That's like beyond.
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SPEAKER_04: Really, really.
6:28
SPEAKER_04: It's beautiful, really.
6:28
SPEAKER_02: Well, kind of.
6:29
SPEAKER_02: Actually, it's like it's healing for the two of you, I think.
6:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, actually, my mom has come a long way.
6:32
SPEAKER_02: For her to like offer me like a teabag thong is like, wow, she's eight gaze.
6:38
SPEAKER_02: Look at her now.
6:39
SPEAKER_02: And yeah, I have this wig on, which is like sort of trendy, and and like they've been popping up in the drag scene over the last few years, but I'm over it.
6:47
SPEAKER_02: I never look good in these like sculpted things because like I got big shoulders, but sometimes you gotta break the rules.
6:52
SPEAKER_02: And I get bored and I'm like, I'm just gonna wear whatever I want to wear, and and then I regret it.
6:56
SPEAKER_02: And what is my problem?
6:57
SPEAKER_02: Um, let's see, rapid fire.
6:59
SPEAKER_02: I think I got three.
7:00
SPEAKER_00: Please.
7:01
SPEAKER_02: I'm the ingrown hair monster, which is rough because I've been wearing a lot of like two pieces for no reason, and there's more shaving going on than usual.
7:08
SPEAKER_02: And I woke up with like a what I thought was a spider bite in my nipple, and I was like, back to the ponies.
7:14
SPEAKER_02: But you had said maybe it's an ingrown hair.
7:16
SPEAKER_02: And that's a friendship.
7:19
SPEAKER_02: That's a problem and also a friendship.
7:21
SPEAKER_02: But what else is my problem?
7:23
SPEAKER_02: I have to go to a black tie wedding, which I'm gonna counterpunt a black tie wedding in general later.
7:28
SPEAKER_02: And I know my suit's not gonna fit.
7:30
SPEAKER_02: So there's that, and then there's one more.
7:33
SPEAKER_02: Oh my algorithm thinks I care about L Woods, the like prequel.
7:40
SPEAKER_02: Which like you'd think like I would, but no, I really, really, really, really don't.
7:43
SPEAKER_02: Don't you though?
7:44
SPEAKER_02: No, I don't.
7:45
SPEAKER_02: You sent me multiple posts about it and texted me about it.
7:48
SPEAKER_02: I've already streamed it.
7:49
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, I haven't.
7:50
SPEAKER_02: I haven't because I can't.
7:52
SPEAKER_02: I really think they like did their big one with the casting.
7:54
SPEAKER_02: It looks just like Elle, and that's all I need.
7:56
SPEAKER_02: I need to move on and not see it.
7:57
SPEAKER_02: Because one, I can't handle like idiot fans being like unable to comprehend that it's kind of an alternate alternate universe.
8:04
SPEAKER_00: Right.
8:05
SPEAKER_02: So I'm like, no, goodbye.
8:06
SPEAKER_02: And then additionally, they're you know, it's a prequel, so it's 1994.
8:10
SPEAKER_02: And she's like, I love iced coffee, and I'm like, I'm from Rhode Island.
8:14
SPEAKER_02: It was barely getting popular in New England in 1994.
8:17
SPEAKER_02: I think that's when Duncan came out with an iced coffee.
8:20
SPEAKER_02: So nice try.
8:20
SPEAKER_02: Well, segue vibes, speaking of Duncan, we Oh my god, actually it was really good.
8:26
SPEAKER_04: Thanks for the tee up.
8:27
SPEAKER_04: I die.
8:27
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
8:28
SPEAKER_04: We actually have, for the first time in County Couch history, a live on-camera taste test of the Kylie collection from Dunkin' Donuts.
8:38
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna shit my pants.
8:39
SPEAKER_04: We're gonna have them flown in in a second.
8:41
SPEAKER_04: But I was just I was thinking that Dunkin' Donuts is they they really have nailed it because like Kylie Jenner would never do a like a McDonald's collab.
8:49
SPEAKER_04: You know one's gonna get like the Kylie Burger.
8:51
SPEAKER_04: What do you think they paid?
8:52
SPEAKER_04: Well, I'm sure it's out the ass.
8:53
SPEAKER_04: 10 mil?
8:54
SPEAKER_04: Maybe more.
8:55
SPEAKER_02: 50?
8:55
SPEAKER_02: Maybe less.
8:56
SPEAKER_02: 30.
8:56
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
8:57
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
8:58
SPEAKER_02: You know what?
8:58
SPEAKER_02: I was gonna text you the other day, they have Glamberry Gulata, and I'm like, you should you need a Glamberry.
9:02
SPEAKER_04: Uh so I ordered these, and the look on the guy's face was one of complete shock and terror and confusion.
9:08
SPEAKER_04: It was as if he had not realized that they were offering new beverages.
9:11
SPEAKER_04: Because it was like the day of the launch.
9:13
SPEAKER_04: Okay, so the flavors are we have Tell me there's a cloud involved.
9:19
SPEAKER_04: There is.
9:19
SPEAKER_04: I know it.
9:20
SPEAKER_04: We have the candy pink lemonade refresher.
9:22
SPEAKER_04: We know how you feel about lemonades.
9:23
SPEAKER_04: We know how you feel about refreshers.
9:24
SPEAKER_04: We have the vanilla pink cloud latte.
9:27
SPEAKER_04: And then the most confusing of all, the pink lemon drop sun cloud lemonade, which I had to look this up.
9:33
SPEAKER_04: Apparently, the sun cloud line at Duncan is lemonade and cream.
9:38
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
9:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
9:39
SPEAKER_04: OMG.
9:40
SPEAKER_02: Okay, which one is that?
9:41
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
9:42
SPEAKER_04: You tell me the sticker.
9:43
SPEAKER_02: Is this cloud-based?
9:44
SPEAKER_02: I'm in heaven.
9:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
9:45
SPEAKER_02: Okay, this is the cloud latte.
9:47
SPEAKER_02: Vanilla Pink.
9:48
SPEAKER_04: Vanilla Cloud Latte.
9:49
SPEAKER_04: That is scared.
9:51
SPEAKER_02: You put two straws in here?
9:52
SPEAKER_04: Do you want for me and one for me?
9:53
SPEAKER_02: Do you ski me?
9:54
SPEAKER_02: A little bit.
9:55
SPEAKER_01: Weird.
10:29
SPEAKER_02: That is having creaking.
10:31
SPEAKER_02: I actually like that one.
10:33
SPEAKER_02: You girls need to try this one.
10:36
SPEAKER_02: You definitely need to try that.
10:38
SPEAKER_02: Because it's like lemon cream, which is like it's kind of like melted uh Italian ice.
10:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
10:45
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
10:52
SPEAKER_04: This is the um pineapple refresher?
10:57
SPEAKER_04: Lemonade?
11:03
SPEAKER_02: It's like her lip head.
11:06
SPEAKER_02: Alright, I can fuck with that.
11:08
SPEAKER_02: Do I want it?
11:09
SPEAKER_02: No.
11:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
11:11
SPEAKER_04: I don't um fuck with the refreshers.
11:13
SPEAKER_02: No.
11:13
SPEAKER_04: I don't like that I have to say the word refreshers.
11:15
SPEAKER_02: I refuse to say refresher and and believe that it's a thing.
11:22
SPEAKER_04: Not terrible.
11:23
SPEAKER_04: But I we randomly the sun cloud is the is the sun cloud is the winner.
11:27
SPEAKER_04: Now I can't imagine ever ordering it because there's no caffeine in it.
11:29
SPEAKER_04: It's like, why would I why would I want to drink that?
11:31
SPEAKER_04: But Jesus, I loved it.
11:32
SPEAKER_04: Our lives are changed forever kind of.
11:34
SPEAKER_00: So you got one out of three from us.
11:36
SPEAKER_02: Thank you so much.
11:38
SPEAKER_02: What is it called?
11:39
SPEAKER_02: The pink lemon cream suncloud cream burst.
11:42
SPEAKER_02: For the win.
11:42
SPEAKER_02: And on that note, should we take a little break?
11:44
SPEAKER_02: Let's take a break before our guests kill themselves.
11:46
SPEAKER_02: My God.
11:47
SPEAKER_02: Bye.
11:48
SPEAKER_02: Bye.
11:48
SPEAKER_02: We are back.
11:54
SPEAKER_04: No, you were saying that you record at Red Eye.
11:59
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
11:59
SPEAKER_04: And we do.
12:00
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, oh, that's where they record Gooniversity, too.
12:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
12:04
SPEAKER_03: For a while.
12:05
SPEAKER_03: I don't think they film there anymore, but that's what Vicky was saying.
12:08
SPEAKER_03: To share the same equipment as Gooniversity.
12:10
SPEAKER_03: There would be a little lube every year.
12:12
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I told him I said we needed a little wet wipes, wiping down those tables.
12:15
SPEAKER_03: A little 900% alcohol.
12:17
SPEAKER_02: Oh girl.
12:18
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
12:18
SPEAKER_05: I gotta take you to school.
12:20
SPEAKER_03: It's a pleasure.
12:21
SPEAKER_03: It's a podcast that like can only air on just for fans.
12:25
SPEAKER_03: It's a gooning podcast.
12:26
SPEAKER_03: They're gooning.
12:27
SPEAKER_03: They are stroking their dongs really while they're podcasting.
12:31
SPEAKER_05: That's kind of incredible.
12:33
SPEAKER_05: But they talk through the market.
12:35
SPEAKER_05: It's like literal school.
12:36
SPEAKER_05: He like teaches you how to goon.
12:37
SPEAKER_03: Do you know how to do a gooning?
12:39
SPEAKER_03: Because I'm trying to learn.
12:40
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're kind of getting excited a little.
12:42
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
12:43
SPEAKER_02: I feel like I'm in two goonerships.
12:45
SPEAKER_02: What?
12:45
SPEAKER_02: Goonership.
12:46
SPEAKER_02: Gooner relationships.
12:47
SPEAKER_02: What do you mean?
12:47
SPEAKER_02: Really?
12:48
SPEAKER_05: Do you do the gooning faces?
12:50
SPEAKER_05: No.
12:50
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
12:51
SPEAKER_02: They're blossoming.
12:52
SPEAKER_02: They're two.
12:52
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
12:53
SPEAKER_02: They're very like uh penis brother.
12:56
SPEAKER_02: Like they say, penis, penis, penis, brother, brother.
12:59
SPEAKER_03: Anatomically correct words.
13:00
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
13:01
SPEAKER_02: So I'm a little brother in one and I'm a big brother in another.
13:04
SPEAKER_02: And it's like.
13:05
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you do brother play.
13:06
SPEAKER_02: No.
13:07
SPEAKER_03: You're the middle brother.
13:08
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
13:08
SPEAKER_05: Yay.
13:09
SPEAKER_03: But it's like I do family play, but no brothers.
13:14
SPEAKER_03: Oh, wait, I couldn't kind of get into that.
13:16
SPEAKER_03: Grandpa on the TV.
13:19
SPEAKER_03: Oh my God.
13:20
SPEAKER_03: Not grandma.
13:21
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, Grandma.
13:22
SPEAKER_03: My breasts are glistening.
13:23
SPEAKER_03: They're sopping wet.
13:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
13:25
SPEAKER_03: I'm addicted to your.
13:27
SPEAKER_02: Well, I guess let's introduce our welcome back to the podcast.
13:30
SPEAKER_04: Welcome back to the podcast.
13:31
SPEAKER_04: Please, please welcome the inimitable hosts of Vulgar, Sam Manila and Vicky V.
13:40
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
13:41
SPEAKER_04: That's a big word for Elmo.
13:42
SPEAKER_04: I don't even know what that means.
13:44
SPEAKER_04: It just kind of came out, and I was like, I gotta go with it.
13:46
SPEAKER_04: I gotta go with the inimitable.
13:48
SPEAKER_04: I stopped listening immediately.
13:50
SPEAKER_04: Meaning you can't be imitated.
13:52
SPEAKER_04: No.
13:53
SPEAKER_04: My Florida education.
13:54
SPEAKER_03: I was like, ugh.
13:55
SPEAKER_03: Where can this be a gas couch, Mama?
13:58
SPEAKER_03: Hello.
13:58
SPEAKER_03: It's nice to lounge.
14:00
SPEAKER_05: It's nice to lounge.
14:01
SPEAKER_03: We're usually on a set of bar stools.
14:03
SPEAKER_03: Covered in uh blue literal blue.
14:05
SPEAKER_05: Shout out with my Birken socks on, typically.
14:08
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that sounds comfier.
14:09
SPEAKER_02: We're keeping hunting.
14:11
SPEAKER_05: Fantasy.
14:11
SPEAKER_05: This is the fantasy feature.
14:13
SPEAKER_02: Thank you for having us.
14:14
SPEAKER_02: We are so coming on.
14:15
SPEAKER_02: We're so excited because one, it's such a treat when there's another queen.
14:18
SPEAKER_02: Never mind, two queens on with me, so I don't feel like the crazy loser.
14:23
SPEAKER_02: Heaven to have you both.
14:24
SPEAKER_02: And also, it's nice to have fellow podcasters on.
14:27
SPEAKER_02: Yes, I'm sure y'all know the struggle.
14:29
SPEAKER_02: This is oh, we get it.
14:30
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
14:32
SPEAKER_05: Thousands of questions to ask you about.
14:33
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, I don't know.
14:34
SPEAKER_03: I mean, y'all have like this huge ass studio.
14:36
SPEAKER_03: I can't even imagine.
14:37
SPEAKER_05: People watching, this is very cool, very unique.
14:40
SPEAKER_05: Multiple stories.
14:41
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we've got shoots and ladders everywhere.
14:45
SPEAKER_02: We are very lucky.
14:46
SPEAKER_02: It's it's sort of an anomaly.
14:47
SPEAKER_02: Is that like correct?
14:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
14:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
14:49
SPEAKER_02: Um dictionary.
14:51
SPEAKER_02: This big word.
14:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
14:53
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, ooh, I rolled the dice on that one.
14:55
SPEAKER_02: Um, I don't know.
14:55
SPEAKER_02: It might not last forever.
14:56
SPEAKER_02: So in the meantime, why not make it work?
14:58
SPEAKER_01: Right.
14:59
SPEAKER_02: I hate poor people.
15:00
SPEAKER_03: I have to go.
15:01
SPEAKER_02: I know.
15:01
SPEAKER_02: I do she's so annoying.
15:03
SPEAKER_02: Totally.
15:04
SPEAKER_02: Well, on our pod, we like to do a little segment called Who Are You Wearing and What's Your Problem.
15:08
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I love that.
15:09
SPEAKER_02: Keep a petty if you want.
15:10
SPEAKER_02: Oh, totally.
15:11
SPEAKER_02: I'll start with Stelma because she's near me.
15:13
SPEAKER_02: Hi.
15:14
SPEAKER_02: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
15:15
SPEAKER_02: I can barely reach.
15:16
SPEAKER_02: First of all, though, back to your sweating titties.
15:18
SPEAKER_02: They're not sweating.
15:19
SPEAKER_02: Look, they're glistening.
15:20
SPEAKER_02: So that they look beautiful.
15:21
SPEAKER_02: Beautiful.
15:22
SPEAKER_02: That is like a photorealistic titty contour.
15:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
15:25
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
15:25
SPEAKER_03: I've never seen it's because, well, I'm they're glistening because I'm wearing like ostrich sleeves.
15:32
SPEAKER_03: How many birds had a dye for that?
15:33
SPEAKER_03: Tons.
15:34
SPEAKER_03: Full flop.
15:35
SPEAKER_03: Tongue birds.
15:37
SPEAKER_03: I'm wearing Puretta.
15:38
SPEAKER_03: Shout out, my girl.
15:40
SPEAKER_03: Black and white stripes.
15:41
SPEAKER_03: Black and white stripe.
15:42
SPEAKER_03: Mage.
15:42
SPEAKER_03: Ooh, I love it.
15:43
SPEAKER_03: Absolutely incredible designer, glam award-winning designer.
15:47
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, multiple, multiple, multiple.
15:48
SPEAKER_03: So many of my looks is made by Puretta, and they are just.
15:51
SPEAKER_03: I definitely follow.
15:52
SPEAKER_03: They're amazing.
15:53
SPEAKER_03: I mean, you have fantastic clothes, but like if you ever want to work with them, we could put in a little bit.
15:57
SPEAKER_02: Please do.
15:58
SPEAKER_03: I need a commission a lot.
16:00
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
16:01
SPEAKER_03: When we're not poor.
16:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
16:03
SPEAKER_03: When you're not paying rent.
16:04
SPEAKER_03: Um, I what was the other thing?
16:06
SPEAKER_03: What do I hate?
16:08
SPEAKER_03: What's your problem?
16:09
SPEAKER_03: Actually, wait.
16:09
SPEAKER_03: What's your effing?
16:10
SPEAKER_03: Pull out the fucking scroll.
16:14
SPEAKER_03: One of the episodes I was listening to you while I was painting, you literally said you hate when people get the ick.
16:22
SPEAKER_03: And one of our segments is top 10.
16:25
SPEAKER_04: I think I did I say that.
16:26
SPEAKER_03: I didn't.
16:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:28
SPEAKER_03: You hate ick?
16:29
SPEAKER_04: I didn't hear this.
16:30
SPEAKER_03: You no, you said people who have ick don't deserve love.
16:36
SPEAKER_03: Literally, where's the line?
16:38
SPEAKER_03: I get up and walk hair.
16:39
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
16:39
SPEAKER_02: I don't think I complained about the ick.
16:41
SPEAKER_04: I think I went off being like, I just hate that it's like a popular word or term for like what that is.
16:46
SPEAKER_05: I remember when my mom would like, if she was grossed out, she'd go, i.
16:50
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
16:50
SPEAKER_05: Like it was like a literal weird.
16:52
SPEAKER_05: It's been around.
16:52
SPEAKER_05: I guess so.
16:53
SPEAKER_05: And then she'd be like, yucky caca.
16:55
SPEAKER_05: Yucky caca nasi.
16:57
SPEAKER_03: Literally dung beetle poop.
16:58
SPEAKER_03: Um, no, that's not my real one.
17:00
SPEAKER_03: My real one is, I think I was telling you pre-pod.
17:03
SPEAKER_03: I have to.
17:04
SPEAKER_03: Pre-pod.
17:05
SPEAKER_03: I finally got caught by new management of my building.
17:08
SPEAKER_03: I have an illegal air conditioner in my fire escape.
17:12
SPEAKER_03: Right.
17:13
SPEAKER_03: Which, mind you, has been there before 2018.
17:17
SPEAKER_03: So the fact that I'm fine, like I'm getting in trouble for it.
17:20
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, it's so annoying to get away with a crime for like seven years.
17:24
SPEAKER_03: I know.
17:25
SPEAKER_03: And then they got, yeah.
17:26
SPEAKER_03: It's like getting it.
17:26
SPEAKER_05: If drag is a crime, then lock me up.
17:29
SPEAKER_05: And it is.
17:32
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, long story short, because I have to change, I'm, I'm changing over my drag room and my bedroom, and it's it's it's a fucking strip.
17:39
SPEAKER_02: That sucks.
17:40
SPEAKER_02: Do you have like a common area that you can like, you know, put it pull everything into?
17:43
SPEAKER_03: I told my roommate the living room will be a war zone.
17:46
SPEAKER_05: It's not gonna be common anymore.
17:48
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
17:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's my fucking dung beetle stew.
17:52
SPEAKER_02: Because you need AC in your drag room, obviously.
17:54
SPEAKER_02: Of course.
17:55
SPEAKER_03: We're dying right now.
17:56
SPEAKER_03: I need my bedroom polar bear, like Antarctica as well.
18:00
SPEAKER_03: Same.
18:00
SPEAKER_03: Me too.
18:01
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
18:01
SPEAKER_02: Do you all sleep naked or do you sleep in like a Sandra D nightgown?
18:05
SPEAKER_05: I sleep in snow winter jacket.
18:08
SPEAKER_02: No, I do your signature ski suit.
18:10
SPEAKER_02: Nikki camis.
18:12
SPEAKER_05: Of course.
18:12
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, all my drag pads and everything.
18:14
SPEAKER_03: You don't wear pads and drag, but to bed you makes you feel safe and cozy.
18:18
SPEAKER_03: I'm in my corset.
18:19
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, really well.
18:20
SPEAKER_03: Um, I sleep in my CPAP mask and it's fully rhinestone.
18:27
SPEAKER_03: And I I know I actually started.
18:28
SPEAKER_03: This is way TMI.
18:30
SPEAKER_03: We just met but I uh I started wearing little undies or like shorts to bed because Well, what were you doing before that?
18:37
SPEAKER_05: Naky?
18:37
SPEAKER_05: Nakedy.
18:38
SPEAKER_05: Or your diaper.
18:40
SPEAKER_03: One time maybe one too many times I'd wake up and like maybe a fart let out a little too much.
18:45
SPEAKER_03: You know?
18:46
SPEAKER_03: Like a sleeping, sleeping fart.
18:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, sleep sharding.
18:50
SPEAKER_03: No, not no, not shard.
18:51
SPEAKER_03: Just like the smell.
18:51
SPEAKER_03: The sleep shards.
18:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
18:53
SPEAKER_03: The smell of the fart has encroached into my sheet.
18:55
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, okay, I'm wearing shorts now.
18:56
SPEAKER_03: You know?
18:57
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
18:57
SPEAKER_05: Can I tell you that to me recently?
18:59
SPEAKER_03: Very real.
18:59
SPEAKER_05: That happened to me very recently.
19:01
SPEAKER_05: And it stuck around for so long.
19:03
SPEAKER_05: I really was like, how is this even possible that the air is still like circulating?
19:08
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I don't know.
19:08
SPEAKER_05: Anyway, back to your sleeping hammer died.
19:13
SPEAKER_03: And you said thick.
19:15
SPEAKER_05: She knows.
19:16
SPEAKER_02: She knows.
19:16
SPEAKER_03: Queen's hey, we fire.
19:18
SPEAKER_03: Honey.
19:18
SPEAKER_03: Hey.
19:18
SPEAKER_03: Okay, wait.
19:19
SPEAKER_03: What the hell are you?
19:22
SPEAKER_03: Who are you wearing?
19:22
SPEAKER_03: What was your problem, Vicki?
19:24
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, I'm wearing my lovely green macrame flower pot hanging dress that was made by a designer called Bicala.
19:33
SPEAKER_05: One of my favorite designers.
19:34
SPEAKER_05: They've done a lot of stuff for Lady Gaga and like drag race and stuff.
19:37
SPEAKER_05: Love books.
19:37
SPEAKER_02: It's like Serpentina.
19:38
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
19:39
SPEAKER_02: Lime green.
19:40
SPEAKER_05: One of one.
19:40
SPEAKER_05: He likes to sell them on Instagram.
19:42
SPEAKER_05: He'll be like, one dress.
19:43
SPEAKER_05: Here it is.
19:43
SPEAKER_05: Sometimes he makes them in my size.
19:44
SPEAKER_05: Thank God.
19:45
SPEAKER_05: So I purchased them.
19:47
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
19:47
SPEAKER_02: We both were eyeing the like oil sequa.
19:49
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
19:49
SPEAKER_05: It's so cute.
19:51
SPEAKER_05: I really got it.
19:52
SPEAKER_05: I'll see you at checkout.
19:53
SPEAKER_05: Nobody, right?
19:54
SPEAKER_05: I know.
19:54
SPEAKER_05: I like check everything, actually.
19:55
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:56
SPEAKER_05: It's in both of our baskets.
19:57
SPEAKER_02: We're sleeping on it.
19:58
SPEAKER_05: It might be.
19:58
SPEAKER_05: Make it and party.
20:00
SPEAKER_05: And then I made, I actually made these out of some fabric for another outfit.
20:03
SPEAKER_05: And I've never worn them with this.
20:05
SPEAKER_05: So I was like, let me get my little snot green pants.
20:08
SPEAKER_02: I love like a thigh-high with a really stripper heel.
20:13
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
20:13
SPEAKER_05: With a little stripper heel.
20:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
20:15
SPEAKER_05: I love hairs from AliExpress.
20:17
SPEAKER_05: Humans.
20:17
SPEAKER_05: There you go.
20:18
SPEAKER_05: I heard about humans.
20:19
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
20:19
SPEAKER_05: This little.
20:20
SPEAKER_05: Oh, and what's my problem?
20:21
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, what is your problem?
20:22
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
20:22
SPEAKER_05: I saw a video yesterday or the day before about somebody complaining about something that really resonated with me.
20:28
SPEAKER_05: I'm not a sober person, obviously.
20:30
SPEAKER_05: Meow.
20:31
SPEAKER_05: But sometimes a mock tail is enticing to me.
20:36
SPEAKER_05: If I don't really feel like getting a cocktail, but you know, a little, a little lavender, a little soda water, something pussy like that I really enjoy.
20:42
SPEAKER_05: The prices of these mock tails.
20:45
SPEAKER_05: Insane.
20:45
SPEAKER_05: $16,$17 for no alcohol.
20:50
SPEAKER_05: I'm really like, what am I paying for?
20:52
SPEAKER_05: It shouldn't be legal.
20:54
SPEAKER_05: It's it's insane.
20:54
SPEAKER_05: And the there's been two restaurants I've gone to recently, I don't even know where, like in the East Village or whatever.
20:59
SPEAKER_05: And I was like, oh, I don't really want to get a cocktail.
21:00
SPEAKER_05: And I looked at the menu and I was like, well, it's the same fucking price.
21:04
SPEAKER_05: So obviously I'm gonna drink.
21:05
SPEAKER_06: Drink up.
21:06
SPEAKER_05: And I do, but I'm like, it is really crazy.
21:08
SPEAKER_05: They should be eight dollars.
21:09
SPEAKER_05: And then yes, yeah.
21:10
SPEAKER_05: I get the fresh ingredients, yada, yada, yada, a little more.
21:12
SPEAKER_05: But and I get the labor.
21:17
SPEAKER_04: I'm fully on board.
21:18
SPEAKER_04: It would be$12.
21:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
21:20
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
21:21
SPEAKER_05: So I just think that's nasty.
21:22
SPEAKER_05: You shouldn't make this sober, but they're already not having very much fun.
21:25
SPEAKER_05: Right.
21:25
SPEAKER_02: And then you're gonna make them pay just because it's not has anyone ever gotten like two mocktails?
21:30
SPEAKER_02: Like, I feel like you just get one and then you're like, okay, I'll take them out as well.
21:35
SPEAKER_02: No one has ever gotten a second mocktail.
21:38
SPEAKER_02: I'll do another with so true.
21:40
SPEAKER_05: I have ordered a mocktail and asked them to add alcohol to it.
21:44
SPEAKER_05: I love that.
21:44
SPEAKER_02: Can I shot?
21:45
SPEAKER_02: Like, are you showing?
21:47
SPEAKER_02: Can I have a mocktail and a triple on the side?
21:50
SPEAKER_02: It's a chaser.
21:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
21:52
SPEAKER_05: Wait, you guys already did your what are you wearing in who's going to be?
21:54
SPEAKER_05: We did, yes.
21:55
SPEAKER_05: Okay, okay, okay.
21:56
SPEAKER_04: I have another problem.
21:57
SPEAKER_04: Um I tell me.
21:58
SPEAKER_04: I've found I think I found my finger.
22:00
SPEAKER_04: This is correct.
22:01
SPEAKER_04: Um shit.
22:02
SPEAKER_04: Remember when Raven Simone was like, my name's Raven Simonye?
22:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:06
SPEAKER_04: I think she's back to being Raven Simone.
22:08
SPEAKER_04: Raven girl.
22:09
SPEAKER_05: I I swear, I just like Demi Lovato and her pronouns.
22:12
SPEAKER_05: I just change every you know.
22:14
SPEAKER_05: Exactly like that.
22:14
SPEAKER_02: I'm obsessed when people like went they them and then were like, actually, actually.
22:19
SPEAKER_05: Is they he.
22:20
SPEAKER_05: I do respect it.
22:21
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, they tried it out.
22:22
SPEAKER_05: And it's a spectrum as well.
22:24
SPEAKER_05: You should be able to change your pronouns whenever you feel so.
22:25
SPEAKER_02: No, why not?
22:26
SPEAKER_02: Make up your fucking mind.
22:29
SPEAKER_02: Speaking of Raymond.
22:31
SPEAKER_02: Speaking of Raymond Simone, uh, they're doing another Cheetah Girls movie.
22:35
SPEAKER_02: I didn't watch you.
22:36
SPEAKER_02: No, they're not.
22:37
SPEAKER_05: You're breaking the news to me.
22:38
SPEAKER_05: I swear to God.
22:39
SPEAKER_02: And she's in it.
22:40
SPEAKER_02: Oh, God.
22:40
SPEAKER_02: Oh, sisters.
22:42
SPEAKER_02: Our queen is back.
22:43
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
22:44
SPEAKER_02: I don't remember any of it, but I love it.
22:46
SPEAKER_04: Is Disney like producing?
22:47
SPEAKER_04: I'm sure.
22:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
22:48
SPEAKER_04: Period.
22:49
SPEAKER_04: All I remember is the advertisement for Cheetah Girls 2 was uh this woman going, Welcome to Spain.
22:55
SPEAKER_04: Like that was the intro to the thing.
22:58
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they were in Spain.
22:59
SPEAKER_05: I remember when the little baby dog was trapped in the manhole and they were trying to get him out.
23:03
SPEAKER_03: That's literally my documentary.
23:06
SPEAKER_03: God.
23:07
SPEAKER_03: Stuck in my manhole.
23:09
SPEAKER_02: But weren't they like because it was like a dizzy, like monthly movie, and then it became like a thing, and then they became a group because of the like success of the movies.
23:16
SPEAKER_02: I probably love that.
23:19
SPEAKER_01: You dream my listeners.
23:23
SPEAKER_03: I can't say that for much longer.
23:25
SPEAKER_02: We have some zelennials, a term I just learned on the pod, and it's like a term.
23:30
SPEAKER_02: I knew it.
23:31
SPEAKER_02: I had a feeling I'm like, these bitches are young.
23:33
SPEAKER_02: But it was like Zillennial.
23:34
SPEAKER_05: It said Zillennials were chill people who in their childhood still had a very like analog childhood, no technology.
23:41
SPEAKER_05: And then we like saw the rise of technology.
23:43
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
23:43
SPEAKER_05: So I was like, I still had VHS tapes, all that shit.
23:45
SPEAKER_05: I know all that tape.
23:47
SPEAKER_05: But I had an iPhone when I was like one.
23:50
SPEAKER_05: No, no.
23:51
SPEAKER_05: I think I got my first iPhone when I was in the eighth grade.
23:54
SPEAKER_05: Eighth grade.
23:54
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
23:55
SPEAKER_02: I had a pre-Pinocchia.
23:56
SPEAKER_05: I love Nokia.
23:58
SPEAKER_02: Love.
23:59
SPEAKER_02: And I still do.
24:00
SPEAKER_02: Just for the snake too, at least.
24:02
SPEAKER_03: Mike, you're the how tall are you?
24:03
SPEAKER_03: You're the tallest human being I've ever seen in my life.
24:05
SPEAKER_03: Six four.
24:06
SPEAKER_03: I say.
24:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
24:06
SPEAKER_03: Six four.
24:07
SPEAKER_05: That's tall.
24:08
SPEAKER_05: Isn't that wild?
24:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
24:09
SPEAKER_05: And these are your blue crocs?
24:10
SPEAKER_04: Those are my blue crocs.
24:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they're big blue crocs.
24:13
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they're they're too big.
24:14
SPEAKER_04: I got my my husband got them for me for Christmas one year, and he got me a uh like a 12 and they were way too small.
24:20
SPEAKER_04: And then those are a 13 and they're way too big.
24:21
SPEAKER_04: So there's like some.
24:22
SPEAKER_04: And they don't make half sizes.
24:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
24:24
SPEAKER_04: Fuck you, croc.
24:25
SPEAKER_03: Like, what do you think you are?
24:26
SPEAKER_03: Doc Martin, bitch?
24:27
SPEAKER_03: Grow up.
24:27
SPEAKER_02: That's crazy.
24:28
SPEAKER_02: Okay, it's good to hear that those are a little too big for you because I'm always like, this can't be real.
24:31
SPEAKER_02: No, they're huge.
24:32
SPEAKER_05: Well, I looked at them and I was like, I could take a little nap in there.
24:36
SPEAKER_04: And we do sublet them, yeah.
24:40
SPEAKER_04: The red is crazy.
24:41
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
24:42
SPEAKER_02: I have a pair of studio shoes also, but they are Astroturf wedges.
24:46
SPEAKER_02: And they're silver boos.
24:48
SPEAKER_04: And not on skill.
24:49
SPEAKER_04: You like put them on to do like work and you were like climbing a ladder in them and like your ankle rolled.
24:53
SPEAKER_04: It was like I agree, they're heavy.
24:56
SPEAKER_05: And the astro turf.
24:58
SPEAKER_05: It's like grass.
24:58
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
24:59
SPEAKER_05: I didn't see that.
25:00
SPEAKER_05: You saw them in a room.
25:00
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
25:01
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I gotta go see them.
25:02
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
25:03
SPEAKER_05: Give me those AstroTurf wedges.
25:05
SPEAKER_05: I could get into a wedge.
25:06
SPEAKER_02: Okay, great.
25:07
SPEAKER_02: That's a great contrapunt.
25:08
SPEAKER_04: I was gonna, well, I was gonna do um divas on a cliff different types of shoes and see what it was.
25:12
SPEAKER_04: Wow, it's hard.
25:13
SPEAKER_02: A game?
25:14
SPEAKER_02: We have games usually game next segment, but I do want to know like a I want to know your stance on a wedge.
25:19
SPEAKER_02: You'd like a wedge, do you?
25:20
SPEAKER_02: Like in drag?
25:22
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
25:22
SPEAKER_02: It's a very that's a very good distinction.
25:25
SPEAKER_05: It's nuanced.
25:26
SPEAKER_03: I know.
25:26
SPEAKER_03: For sure.
25:27
SPEAKER_03: In drag, perhaps not.
25:28
SPEAKER_05: Definitely not at a bar.
25:30
SPEAKER_05: I don't want to see you in a wedge at a bar.
25:32
SPEAKER_05: Sorry.
25:32
SPEAKER_03: But no, that's nasty.
25:33
SPEAKER_03: I've I've purchased a few like ug wedge platform sandal dupres.
25:39
SPEAKER_03: Like I have like a croc wedge, like those thick, yeah.
25:43
SPEAKER_03: You know those massive thick crocs that they came out with on the clouds?
25:45
SPEAKER_03: The platforms.
25:46
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, those are cute.
25:46
SPEAKER_03: Platforms, yeah.
25:47
SPEAKER_03: Is platform different than a wedge?
25:49
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
25:49
SPEAKER_05: Because a wedge is like a heel, you know, that goes all the way down.
25:52
SPEAKER_05: Oh, sorry, then it's not all the same.
25:54
SPEAKER_03: For platform, I'm not for wedge.
25:55
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I was gonna say, but you do not have wedges.
25:58
SPEAKER_03: Espedrill wedge, kill yourself.
26:00
SPEAKER_05: That is brutal.
26:01
SPEAKER_02: An espadrill wedge is brutal.
26:03
SPEAKER_02: Because let me guess it's three inches like the heel.
26:06
SPEAKER_02: My god.
26:06
SPEAKER_05: It looks like it's made out of a fucking potato sack.
26:09
SPEAKER_02: Wedges are amazing if they're sky high and like with a high table.
26:13
SPEAKER_02: Which is a great design.
26:14
SPEAKER_05: I can get into like oh my god.
26:16
SPEAKER_05: What is it?
26:17
SPEAKER_02: So they were superheroes.
26:18
SPEAKER_02: It's about high school superheroes.
26:21
SPEAKER_02: I do remember that.
26:22
SPEAKER_02: So gay to put like heroes in high school and like make a narrative about it.
26:25
SPEAKER_02: Right.
26:26
SPEAKER_02: And also like, what is it, the descendants?
26:28
SPEAKER_02: That's so gay.
26:29
SPEAKER_02: That's the new one, right?
26:30
SPEAKER_02: Or it's just like villains like their daughters.
26:33
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
26:33
SPEAKER_02: That is embarrassing.
26:34
SPEAKER_04: That is too.
26:35
SPEAKER_04: I can't even like my mind can't go there.
26:37
SPEAKER_04: I support it, but I'm in bed, I'm humiliated.
26:39
SPEAKER_05: Someone gets into some of that stuff.
26:40
SPEAKER_03: I don't really not the Disney stuff, but the Marvel.
26:43
SPEAKER_05: I don't get into any of the superhero anything.
26:45
SPEAKER_05: I'm so sorry.
26:46
SPEAKER_03: I'm a Marvel girl.
26:47
SPEAKER_03: I'm a House of the Dragon-Y, Game of Thrones girl.
26:50
SPEAKER_03: She plays video games.
26:51
SPEAKER_05: She's like a little nerdy girl.
26:52
SPEAKER_04: I'm a nerdy girl too, but I'm more I like the comic books more than I like the movies.
26:56
SPEAKER_04: I think the movies are fine.
26:57
SPEAKER_04: They're fine.
26:58
SPEAKER_04: They're fun.
26:58
SPEAKER_04: I don't know how to read.
26:59
SPEAKER_02: I'm like Spider-Man 2 Sam Raimi.
27:01
SPEAKER_02: Like not Marvel.
27:03
SPEAKER_02: That's mother.
27:04
SPEAKER_02: That's mother.
27:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
27:04
SPEAKER_03: Wake it up.
27:06
SPEAKER_02: Wake up that old Dusty S movie.
27:08
SPEAKER_02: Wake up that D.
27:10
SPEAKER_04: I haven't seen Spider-Man.
27:12
SPEAKER_02: I haven't seen Spider-Man since Tobe.
27:14
SPEAKER_04: I love Toby.
27:15
SPEAKER_03: Toby's good.
27:16
SPEAKER_04: He's so hot to me.
27:18
SPEAKER_03: I always crush on him.
27:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
27:20
SPEAKER_03: I definitely, that one scene where he gets muscles and he takes his shirt off, wanked my whistle to it.
27:24
SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
27:25
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
27:26
SPEAKER_02: Never watched it.
27:27
SPEAKER_02: The train scene is incredible.
27:28
SPEAKER_02: Wait, you've never seen Sam Rainbow?
27:31
SPEAKER_05: I just said I don't, I don't think.
27:32
SPEAKER_05: I don't either, Vicky.
27:33
SPEAKER_05: You said you had a VHS.
27:34
SPEAKER_05: I don't think so.
27:35
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah, right.
27:37
SPEAKER_02: This is pre-like MCU.
27:39
SPEAKER_02: What is that?
27:39
SPEAKER_03: It's pre-like MCU.
27:40
SPEAKER_03: It's when Sony had the rights to the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
27:44
SPEAKER_03: So it's actually worth it, yeah.
27:46
SPEAKER_03: We're all like No, we gotta change the subject.
27:47
SPEAKER_03: We lost her.
27:48
SPEAKER_03: I know.
27:49
SPEAKER_01: We lost her.
27:50
SPEAKER_01: She clears.
27:51
SPEAKER_05: Let me just have a little sip of this.
27:52
SPEAKER_02: Have some surf.
27:53
SPEAKER_02: Have a little sip.
27:53
SPEAKER_02: Do you need my fan?
27:54
SPEAKER_02: It sounds like Actually, I'm okay.
27:55
SPEAKER_02: My tits.
27:56
SPEAKER_02: Whoa! God damn.
27:58
SPEAKER_02: Queen Down.
27:59
SPEAKER_02: It sounds like it sounds like I'm buzzing my pussy.
28:02
SPEAKER_05: Honestly, you I wanna, because I have a little fan like that too.
28:05
SPEAKER_05: I kind of want to try to get back into the I don't want to clack the fan, but I real clack.
28:10
SPEAKER_05: I had one.
28:10
SPEAKER_05: I I I brought one to the wedding I went to, and it was like I was listening to the episode about this wedding.
28:15
SPEAKER_05: Oh, really?
28:16
SPEAKER_05: It was in the backyard.
28:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and you were like attending a wedding.
28:19
SPEAKER_02: And you had to like sneak in the back.
28:20
SPEAKER_02: It was like cross-dressing.
28:22
SPEAKER_02: I was like the big lady in the back.
28:23
SPEAKER_02: I didn't just was a guest.
28:25
SPEAKER_03: Did they ask you to attend and dress?
28:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
28:26
SPEAKER_02: It was my my friend's like lesbian wedding.
28:28
SPEAKER_02: She's like, Can you come and drag?
28:29
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, Yes, totally.
28:30
SPEAKER_02: But and and I felt like she like didn't know what to ask me to do, and I was like too like lazy to like offer to perform, or I didn't know what the sitch was.
28:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because like I'm I I've I've performed like in the backyard with like a boom box, and I can't do that again emotionally.
28:43
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
28:44
SPEAKER_02: Like I cannot.
28:44
SPEAKER_02: So I didn't know like what the speakers were gonna, you know.
28:47
SPEAKER_02: So I just ended up going, and it was actually like it was like the best.
28:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
28:53
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
28:54
SPEAKER_02: Well, she was sort of like jokingly pinching like day before, like you should come in as like a bride.
28:59
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's it.
29:00
SPEAKER_02: Because it's a lesbian wedding, and I was like, I would have loved to, but like I don't know, like it's your little flower girl.
29:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know.
29:06
SPEAKER_02: Well, I was I had huge intentions of walking down the aisle, but I was like, well, fucking L.
29:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no.
29:13
SPEAKER_02: I love the lounge look.
29:14
SPEAKER_03: Please belch.
29:15
SPEAKER_05: I know I'm shooting.
29:16
SPEAKER_05: I should sit the floor.
29:16
SPEAKER_05: Well, because I'm I'm sitting like this, but you both have yeah, because this is a good thing.
29:22
SPEAKER_03: I think this footage I'm gonna look great.
29:23
SPEAKER_03: This footage, I'm gonna look like a literal fat sack of shit.
29:27
SPEAKER_05: It's like a fucking couch manual.
29:29
SPEAKER_03: That's the fat sack of shit camera, actually.
29:31
SPEAKER_03: We turned that setting on, yeah.
29:33
SPEAKER_03: Because I definitely angled myself for this camera and I didn't even see her.
29:36
SPEAKER_03: Well, that's the thing with drag.
29:38
SPEAKER_04: You can't you can't be, it's not 360.
29:40
SPEAKER_04: It's really free.
29:41
SPEAKER_04: 465 party girl.
29:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
29:42
SPEAKER_06: That's me right now.
29:44
SPEAKER_02: Always.
29:44
SPEAKER_02: Wait, you both are makeup girlies, I'm gonna just say.
29:48
SPEAKER_02: Yes, you're both gorgeous.
29:50
SPEAKER_02: Beautiful.
29:51
SPEAKER_05: I try at least.
29:51
SPEAKER_05: It took me a lot.
29:52
SPEAKER_02: And both different styles, which is fun to see.
29:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:54
SPEAKER_02: Different styles of makeup and just paint it.
29:58
SPEAKER_02: Gorgeous makeup as well.
29:59
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
29:59
SPEAKER_02: I feel really ugly today, so like I don't want to like bring it up, but I did.
30:03
SPEAKER_05: And you're like crease in your brow, how it's like I really like that.
30:06
SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
30:07
SPEAKER_02: You want to have a big fucking huge brow.
30:09
SPEAKER_05: You cover your brows.
30:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you don't see the texture.
30:14
SPEAKER_03: One of the only drag queens that's like fuckable.
30:16
SPEAKER_05: I know.
30:16
SPEAKER_05: I'm not sure.
30:17
SPEAKER_05: It's like way.
30:18
SPEAKER_05: Whoa.
30:19
SPEAKER_02: I'm always like, why do I do this?
30:22
SPEAKER_05: It's fun though.
30:23
SPEAKER_05: But if you can be hot out of drag and hot in drag, that's a pretty rare skill.
30:28
SPEAKER_05: Because when I get out of drag, rat.
30:31
SPEAKER_05: Like little countries.
30:32
SPEAKER_05: Are you kidding me?
30:33
SPEAKER_05: It's the no-brows, you know, it really is.
30:35
SPEAKER_05: It's like I do turn into like a little creature sometimes before I have time to like boy drag myself up.
30:42
SPEAKER_05: It's hard.
30:42
SPEAKER_02: The no-brows like sound drag with some.
30:45
SPEAKER_05: And I'm I sound like a girl.
30:46
SPEAKER_05: I have like kind of like the body of a girl.
30:47
SPEAKER_05: I'm very like non-bodied.
30:49
SPEAKER_03: You look like the naked mole rat from Impossible.
30:51
SPEAKER_03: Totally for sure.
30:53
SPEAKER_03: That's an honor.
30:53
SPEAKER_03: In like a good sexual way.
30:56
SPEAKER_05: Is that his name?
30:57
SPEAKER_05: Rupert.
30:58
SPEAKER_03: Rupert Rupert, I think.
30:59
SPEAKER_03: Is it Rupert?
30:59
SPEAKER_03: Rupert Grant.
31:00
SPEAKER_05: Rupert Grant.
31:00
SPEAKER_05: I was just gonna say I want his dick.
31:03
SPEAKER_03: Ginger ging cock.
31:04
SPEAKER_03: Are you ginger for ginger?
31:07
SPEAKER_03: Do you find gingers attractive?
31:08
SPEAKER_02: Like, do you want to fuck Selma?
31:10
SPEAKER_03: I'm not ginger.
31:11
SPEAKER_05: Oh god.
31:12
SPEAKER_05: Um You are honestly.
31:14
SPEAKER_02: I said Selma, not to my head.
31:18
SPEAKER_02: I don't know your point name.
31:19
SPEAKER_02: I said Selma, not Mateo.
31:21
SPEAKER_02: You never will.
31:21
SPEAKER_03: Mateo, yeah.
31:22
SPEAKER_02: Mateo.
31:22
SPEAKER_03: Mateo Wayne in Chicago on Broadway.
31:24
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
31:25
SPEAKER_05: No, I have never been with another ginger, actually.
31:27
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
31:28
SPEAKER_05: Which I would.
31:28
SPEAKER_05: There's gingers I think are really hot, but it's always like, this is my role.
31:32
SPEAKER_05: Like this is my part.
31:34
SPEAKER_05: It's my spot.
31:35
SPEAKER_02: That's why I feel about like pretty boys.
31:36
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I got that online.
31:37
SPEAKER_02: Right, exactly.
31:38
SPEAKER_02: Gingers always have like the fattest, pinkest, longest dawns.
31:42
SPEAKER_04: Or except or it's this, or it's this big.
31:44
SPEAKER_04: There's no in between.
31:45
SPEAKER_04: There's no like average ginger dick.
31:47
SPEAKER_04: It's big or tiny.
31:49
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
31:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
31:50
SPEAKER_02: The clitorati.
31:52
SPEAKER_02: I love.
31:53
SPEAKER_02: My brain is going crazy because like I'm just stimulated with the drag.
31:56
SPEAKER_02: Sorry, I feel like ginger dicks are big and bouncy.
31:59
SPEAKER_02: Like they're they're girthy and bouncy.
32:01
SPEAKER_02: Like you could bounce that.
32:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
32:02
SPEAKER_02: And then additionally, I wanted to say we're in Florida.
32:05
SPEAKER_03: Oh, Sarasota, Florida.
32:08
SPEAKER_02: I know.
32:08
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
32:09
SPEAKER_02: Ginger dicks are big and dicks.
32:10
SPEAKER_02: And he jokes.
32:11
SPEAKER_03: And also, where are you born in Florida?
32:13
SPEAKER_03: What's your social security number?
32:15
SPEAKER_03: And do you agree about the bounce?
32:17
SPEAKER_03: Okay, ginger dicks are bouncy.
32:18
SPEAKER_03: You could bounce a quarter off that bitch.
32:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
32:20
SPEAKER_03: I'm from Sarasota, Florida.
32:21
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
32:22
SPEAKER_03: Northern Florida?
32:23
SPEAKER_03: Or uh Western?
32:24
SPEAKER_03: Kissimmee?
32:25
SPEAKER_03: In the middle.
32:25
SPEAKER_03: Kissimmee?
32:26
SPEAKER_03: Kismet?
32:27
SPEAKER_03: Kis Kismet.
32:27
SPEAKER_03: Kismet.
32:28
SPEAKER_03: Kiss.
32:28
SPEAKER_03: I don't know where the fuck is that.
32:29
SPEAKER_03: Kissimmee is.
32:30
SPEAKER_03: Kissimmee.
32:32
SPEAKER_03: Is that a place?
32:32
SPEAKER_03: Kismet?
32:33
SPEAKER_03: Are you talking about Kiss?
32:35
SPEAKER_03: There's a place called Kissimmee Florida.
32:36
SPEAKER_05: Kissimme?
32:37
SPEAKER_03: Kissimmee.
32:38
SPEAKER_05: Kissimme Pussy.
32:39
SPEAKER_05: I don't know what that is.
32:40
SPEAKER_05: I've been to Clearwater and I'm going to Miami next year.
32:44
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I love Miami.
32:45
SPEAKER_05: It's like kind of New York's little slutty sister.
32:47
SPEAKER_05: I'm going to South Beach.
32:48
SPEAKER_05: You suck sandy cocks all day long.
32:51
SPEAKER_02: Oh my God.
32:51
SPEAKER_02: Delicious.
32:52
SPEAKER_02: When's the last cock you've sucked?
32:53
SPEAKER_02: Oh this morning, be honest.
32:56
SPEAKER_02: Oh God.
32:56
SPEAKER_02: When was the last cock you?
32:59
SPEAKER_05: I wish I'd be able to get it.
33:01
SPEAKER_05: And I have tried all the way back in middle school.
33:02
SPEAKER_05: We've all tried.
33:04
SPEAKER_03: Auto Falatio is so hot.
33:05
SPEAKER_03: It's very hot.
33:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
33:07
SPEAKER_05: Um, last cock I sucked was two.
33:11
SPEAKER_05: No, I think a month ago.
33:13
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
33:13
SPEAKER_05: No.
33:14
SPEAKER_05: It was the grandpa.
33:15
SPEAKER_05: Was that a month ago?
33:17
SPEAKER_03: Like breadcrumbing this grandpa.
33:18
SPEAKER_03: All right, we want you to ask about the grandpa.
33:20
SPEAKER_03: Tell us about the grandpa.
33:21
SPEAKER_05: Well, I was gonna hook up with him actually yesterday.
33:24
SPEAKER_05: How old?
33:25
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
33:26
SPEAKER_05: He won't tell me.
33:27
SPEAKER_05: Does he look like that?
33:28
SPEAKER_05: But from the yes, from the visuals, I'm getting 60 plus.
33:33
SPEAKER_05: 65, I think.
33:34
SPEAKER_02: 65 and inch, like hot, 65.
33:36
SPEAKER_05: Really great bod.
33:37
SPEAKER_05: Really just attractive man.
33:39
SPEAKER_05: Nice hanging banana dog.
33:43
SPEAKER_03: It's a bunch.
33:43
SPEAKER_05: And he's a gooner.
33:44
SPEAKER_05: He's like a gooning grandpa.
33:46
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
33:46
SPEAKER_05: A gooning grandpa?
33:47
SPEAKER_05: No, I did not.
33:48
SPEAKER_05: That is an R.L.
33:49
SPEAKER_05: Stein book.
33:50
SPEAKER_05: That's an Instagram handle if I can.
33:52
SPEAKER_05: Literally.
33:52
SPEAKER_05: And that was great.
33:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we've been texting.
33:55
SPEAKER_05: Uh he has got a partner though, so whatever.
33:57
SPEAKER_02: Go for it.
33:58
SPEAKER_02: You need to know.
33:58
SPEAKER_02: Anything about that?
34:01
SPEAKER_05: Right.
34:03
SPEAKER_05: That's a genus.
34:05
SPEAKER_05: Wait.
34:06
SPEAKER_04: Have you heard about silkworms?
34:07
SPEAKER_04: Have you heard about this?
34:08
SPEAKER_04: My friend told me.
34:10
SPEAKER_04: Silkworm.
34:10
SPEAKER_04: Apparently it's old butthole.
34:11
SPEAKER_04: It's like a old butthole.
34:13
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
34:13
SPEAKER_04: Why is this?
34:14
SPEAKER_04: Why is this going around?
34:15
SPEAKER_04: Wait, wait.
34:15
SPEAKER_04: Like silky.
34:16
SPEAKER_05: People say that our old man's asshole is like a silky.
34:19
SPEAKER_04: Or if you've been ran through a little hideous.
34:22
SPEAKER_05: You want that silk wormhole.
34:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, why is this like a thing?
34:24
SPEAKER_05: Because the skin becomes like what's going on.
34:26
SPEAKER_05: No, no, no, no.
34:26
SPEAKER_04: Not anatomically.
34:29
SPEAKER_04: I want to know anatomically.
34:31
SPEAKER_04: Why has this become like part of pop culture?
34:33
SPEAKER_04: Like who's talking to you?
34:34
SPEAKER_05: I think people are just so comfortable about just saying it the way it is, you know?
34:38
SPEAKER_05: Old hole.
34:39
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
34:39
SPEAKER_03: But if it's silky, that's that's a good thing.
34:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
34:42
SPEAKER_03: You want a silky cunt.
34:44
SPEAKER_02: But I think it's maybe a little too gushy.
34:46
SPEAKER_02: Like it crosses the line.
34:47
SPEAKER_02: Wormy think.
34:47
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it gets worm.
34:48
SPEAKER_02: Wormy.
34:49
SPEAKER_02: The worms are like.
34:51
SPEAKER_05: What is that giant worm off SpongeBob?
34:53
SPEAKER_05: The Alaskan bullworm hole.
34:54
SPEAKER_05: That's what it is.
34:56
SPEAKER_05: The big Alaskan bullworm.
34:57
SPEAKER_03: Yikes.
34:58
SPEAKER_03: No, but literally last night this guy was shoving dildos up my pussy from behind and then reached through my legs and stroked my clit.
35:06
SPEAKER_03: That's what he called it.
35:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, see, that a clit.
35:09
SPEAKER_03: Were you into that?
35:10
SPEAKER_03: Nice person.
35:10
SPEAKER_03: Clitorosaurus rex.
35:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I loved it.
35:13
SPEAKER_05: Wait, were you which family member were you today?
35:16
SPEAKER_05: Baby girl.
35:16
SPEAKER_05: You're a baby girl.
35:17
SPEAKER_03: I was a baby girl.
35:18
SPEAKER_03: So last night you sucked a cock.
35:20
SPEAKER_03: Sucked a cock last night.
35:21
SPEAKER_03: How was it?
35:22
SPEAKER_03: You didn't even tell me about it.
35:23
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
35:23
SPEAKER_03: Well, I was gonna tell you, um, obviously when we filmed up.
35:26
SPEAKER_03: I'll tell you right now.
35:27
SPEAKER_03: It was the guy that wanted me to start taking hormones to transition.
35:31
SPEAKER_03: I finally hooked up with him.
35:33
SPEAKER_03: That's kind of hot.
35:33
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
35:34
SPEAKER_03: It was hot.
35:34
SPEAKER_03: His cock is nice.
35:36
SPEAKER_03: Good kisser.
35:37
SPEAKER_05: Was it big?
35:38
SPEAKER_03: What did it smell like?
35:39
SPEAKER_03: Like seven, definitely roast beef.
35:41
SPEAKER_03: Charkout?
35:42
SPEAKER_03: With Aju.
35:42
SPEAKER_04: Charcut.
35:43
SPEAKER_04: Aujoo, honey.
35:45
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
35:46
SPEAKER_04: And he wanted to force transition you.
35:49
SPEAKER_04: It's not fun.
35:50
SPEAKER_03: There's a hug.
35:51
SPEAKER_03: Get into it.
35:52
SPEAKER_02: I have like a little bit of a transformation kink, so I'm like, okay, that's kind of fine.
35:55
SPEAKER_02: You do?
35:56
SPEAKER_02: A little bit.
35:56
SPEAKER_02: Tell us about that.
35:57
SPEAKER_03: That's it.
35:58
SPEAKER_02: You look in the mirror, you go hard.
36:00
SPEAKER_05: Weight transformation, like in just general, or like trans.
36:03
SPEAKER_02: Like Power Rangers?
36:04
SPEAKER_02: Like, what do you mean?
36:04
SPEAKER_02: Muscle chub, but a little gainery.
36:08
SPEAKER_03: Oh, wait, you have a gainer kink.
36:09
SPEAKER_05: A little.
36:10
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, I love that.
36:11
SPEAKER_03: So you hate that I'm losing weight.
36:12
SPEAKER_03: I know.
36:13
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I didn't know I'd go.
36:15
SPEAKER_03: You hate that I'm losing weight.
36:16
SPEAKER_03: I hate it.
36:17
SPEAKER_03: I actually literally hate it.
36:18
SPEAKER_03: I'm transforming into a thin wave.
36:20
SPEAKER_02: I've been sending you food.
36:22
unknown: Oh my god.
36:23
SPEAKER_03: Wait, the guy last night, he literally said, I want you to start feeding me.
36:26
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, baby, I can't even afford to feed myself.
36:28
SPEAKER_05: So he wanted to be the fed, and you're the feeder.
36:32
SPEAKER_05: I was gonna ask you that.
36:33
SPEAKER_02: Do you like to feed or eat?
36:34
SPEAKER_02: It's just like a little novelty.
36:36
SPEAKER_02: I don't fully explore it.
36:38
SPEAKER_02: Oh, sure.
36:39
SPEAKER_02: You'll hide and bury it deep.
36:41
SPEAKER_02: I love it.
36:41
SPEAKER_02: But it's more like transformational.
36:43
SPEAKER_02: Like I'm into muscles and like yes, he was buying dinner growth.
36:48
SPEAKER_04: Growth.
36:48
SPEAKER_04: What's the it's the feeder and then the gainer.
36:51
SPEAKER_04: The gainer rather than.
36:54
SPEAKER_02: The gainer.
36:55
SPEAKER_03: Well, I meant just like in the like take the moans kind of vibes.
36:58
SPEAKER_03: He can't so it started because he kept being like, he liked my tits, and he's like, I want them bigger.
37:04
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, I was like, that's crazy because I'm like currently on a weight loss journey and I'm like, they're and I want to get it.
37:08
SPEAKER_03: They're literally getting smaller.
37:10
SPEAKER_03: So I don't know what to tell you.
37:10
SPEAKER_03: He's like, no, no, not like that.
37:12
SPEAKER_03: He was like, I want to put you on hormones so you like grow breasts.
37:15
SPEAKER_03: I was like, someone told me that too.
37:18
SPEAKER_03: I was like, and and that's fine and all.
37:20
SPEAKER_03: That's fine and all, but I can't afford it.
37:22
SPEAKER_03: So like if you want to pay for it, interesting.
37:25
SPEAKER_05: I would love that.
37:26
SPEAKER_04: Do you think it was like straight ahead honest?
37:29
SPEAKER_04: Like he's like, I really just want you to do this, or was it like fantasy?
37:32
SPEAKER_04: Or maybe a little bit of both?
37:33
SPEAKER_03: If you saw the messages, it was like, like, it got crazy.
37:36
SPEAKER_03: He was like, okay, so from now on, and for the rest of your days, every single day, I want you to repeat yourself, I'm a girl.
37:43
SPEAKER_03: And just keep saying that over.
37:44
SPEAKER_03: Like it got like really intense to the point where I was like I was like, I don't I love a role play.
37:49
SPEAKER_03: Like I'm a nasty pig.
37:51
SPEAKER_05: But like But I have hours, I have office hours.
37:53
SPEAKER_05: Right.
37:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
37:54
SPEAKER_05: You guys are literal, real bug on your face.
37:58
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, what kind?
37:59
SPEAKER_05: It was a hung bug.
38:01
SPEAKER_03: Hung bugs are addicted to us.
38:02
SPEAKER_03: What is a hung bug?
38:03
SPEAKER_03: Is it gone?
38:04
unknown: Yes.
38:05
SPEAKER_05: But it was like a little snap.
38:07
SPEAKER_03: Oh, oh my god, we say it on our podcast.
38:09
SPEAKER_03: Our very first episode of Bug Flu, and we're like, oh my god, it's a hung bug.
38:12
SPEAKER_05: Like we like making everything hung in animate objects.
38:16
SPEAKER_03: You look over and have like a beard of ladybugs.
38:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:19
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, we don't say beard.
38:20
unknown: No.
38:21
SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
38:22
SPEAKER_03: No.
38:22
SPEAKER_03: Mike, you have to shave.
38:24
SPEAKER_02: Um you do.
38:25
SPEAKER_02: No, so everybody.
38:26
SPEAKER_02: You do need to get on moons as well.
38:28
SPEAKER_03: We want t-shirts this time.
38:29
SPEAKER_02: I love all that like controlly shit.
38:31
SPEAKER_02: I think I love it.
38:32
SPEAKER_02: See, I feel like that's cool.
38:34
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
38:35
SPEAKER_05: It's a little sherry pie vibes.
38:38
SPEAKER_05: Just kidding.
38:38
SPEAKER_05: Bleep.
38:39
SPEAKER_05: Bleep.
38:40
SPEAKER_02: In the last episode, um, Alec was asking like Snatch game vibes, and I was like, Allison Mossy.
38:45
SPEAKER_02: Oh, soon.
38:47
SPEAKER_02: Is it too soon?
38:48
SPEAKER_02: Not so.
38:50
SPEAKER_02: You win.
38:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
38:51
SPEAKER_05: Actually, that's crazy.
38:53
SPEAKER_05: And I live for her.
38:54
SPEAKER_02: I gotta, I gotta figure her out.
38:55
SPEAKER_05: I live for she's back, honey.
38:57
SPEAKER_05: Sherry?
38:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
38:58
SPEAKER_02: Didn't she like our I know she unfortunately likes something?
39:00
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
39:00
SPEAKER_02: She's up there.
39:01
SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
39:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
39:02
SPEAKER_04: She was back pretty fast, actually.
39:03
SPEAKER_05: She said, and you know what?
39:04
SPEAKER_04: Who cares?
39:05
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
39:06
SPEAKER_05: We should have her on the floor.
39:10
SPEAKER_04: Um, I feel like in the texts, all bets are off.
39:12
SPEAKER_04: Like it's pure fantasy when it's on that screen.
39:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
39:15
SPEAKER_04: It's like you can say anything.
39:16
SPEAKER_04: Like that roleplay is going far.
39:17
SPEAKER_03: My snapshot is just I hope no one finds that.
39:20
SPEAKER_03: That is a nasty bitch in there.
39:22
SPEAKER_04: But it's like when it's time to put your money where your mouth is, sometimes you can't like back that shit up.
39:25
SPEAKER_04: It's like I me.
39:27
SPEAKER_02: Me as like me as like the little brother penis, like big brother, like, you know, I can't.
39:31
SPEAKER_02: Big brother penis.
39:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's it's so they love to say penis 24-7.
39:37
SPEAKER_02: And I grabbed down Master Big.
39:39
SPEAKER_03: But can I get down in person?
39:40
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
39:41
SPEAKER_03: I say dick and cock.
39:42
SPEAKER_03: I don't always say penis.
39:44
SPEAKER_03: I say vagina.
39:45
SPEAKER_05: I got into it recently for the first time ever.
39:47
SPEAKER_05: I was like, I think it was because we didn't preface it before the hookup was happening.
39:51
SPEAKER_05: So in the moment the hookup was happening, he started to do that like Goonie stuff.
39:55
SPEAKER_05: And I just played along like I was doing a little audition.
39:58
SPEAKER_05: I was like, oh, I'm gonna do what you're doing too.
40:00
SPEAKER_04: And he likes to be like, Lily I've been saying, like, it's a good, like, you know, your discord.
40:04
SPEAKER_05: And I was like, this is what whatever.
40:05
SPEAKER_05: Like, this is fine.
40:06
SPEAKER_05: Let me just push myself.
40:06
SPEAKER_05: And I did.
40:07
SPEAKER_02: Lily, I've been saying to myself, and maybe just to Mike is wanna see my hairy girl dick.
40:11
SPEAKER_02: Hairy girl clip.
40:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:13
SPEAKER_02: In my head, I say that.
40:14
SPEAKER_02: I want to see my hairy girl dick.
40:15
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to see my hairy girl dick.
40:16
SPEAKER_02: I wait at the end.
40:17
SPEAKER_02: Everyone says in USA, yeah, I've never seen my hairy girl dick.
40:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't know why, but I do it.
40:22
SPEAKER_02: I literally do it in my head and then just to you.
40:23
SPEAKER_02: And also, did I flash you earlier?
40:25
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
40:25
SPEAKER_02: No, I didn't see it.
40:26
SPEAKER_02: You didn't have glasses on, so it's fine.
40:27
SPEAKER_02: I trim my pubes for this podcast.
40:30
SPEAKER_05: I was gonna say you guys love to talk about bushes.
40:33
SPEAKER_04: Please, what's everyone's bush situation?
40:34
SPEAKER_04: Oh, well, activate bush cam?
40:36
SPEAKER_05: Yes, please.
40:37
SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna tell you a picture of my bush.
40:39
SPEAKER_05: My bush is gorgeous right now.
40:41
SPEAKER_04: Does it glow orange?
40:43
SPEAKER_04: It's orange.
40:44
SPEAKER_05: Right orange.
40:45
SPEAKER_04: What color, what's the contrast or comparison to your head hair?
40:49
SPEAKER_04: Exactly the same.
40:50
SPEAKER_05: Exactly the same.
40:51
SPEAKER_05: But there's not as much of it, obviously.
40:53
SPEAKER_05: So it's like a little more red.
40:54
SPEAKER_05: Something so weird, and it's very common amongst gingers.
40:57
SPEAKER_05: I get a little stark black hairs in my sideburns.
41:02
SPEAKER_05: My chest and my stomach hair is interesting.
41:04
SPEAKER_05: Dark.
41:05
SPEAKER_05: And right at the pube area, red.
41:07
SPEAKER_05: It's like actually really weird.
41:09
SPEAKER_05: I don't really understand it.
41:10
SPEAKER_05: Anyway, the bush is bushing, the balls smooth.
41:13
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
41:13
SPEAKER_05: They're smooth.
41:14
SPEAKER_05: I like that I love it because then you have to shave them?
41:16
SPEAKER_05: I do.
41:16
SPEAKER_05: See, I have so many balls and I don't need to shave.
41:18
SPEAKER_05: It's like Are you joking?
41:20
SPEAKER_02: Huge win.
41:21
SPEAKER_02: And I have a huge balls.
41:23
SPEAKER_02: I do have huge balls, unfortunately.
41:24
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
41:25
SPEAKER_05: I my balls are both.
41:27
SPEAKER_05: Uh little jelly bean balls.
41:28
SPEAKER_03: Oh fucking ostrich eggs.
41:30
SPEAKER_05: I want girth fill and ball fill or whatever it is.
41:34
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
41:34
SPEAKER_02: We should do that soon.
41:35
SPEAKER_02: Tell me about your bushes.
41:37
SPEAKER_02: My bush is big.
41:38
SPEAKER_04: I want to see it.
41:39
SPEAKER_02: My bushes mine is wide, unfortunately.
41:42
SPEAKER_02: Mine's George.
41:43
SPEAKER_04: I forget that I am not a brunette anymore.
41:46
SPEAKER_04: I have gray hair, but my bush is brown.
41:47
SPEAKER_04: So it's like, thank God I'm still like youthful down there.
41:49
SPEAKER_05: The husband loves the bush.
41:51
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
41:51
SPEAKER_04: Um but nudes are youthful.
41:54
SPEAKER_05: That's not good.
41:56
SPEAKER_02: Not that youthful.
41:57
SPEAKER_04: Oh wait, actually, scratch that.
42:00
SPEAKER_02: But like from here down it goes back up to 30.
42:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and then down here it's like 60.
42:03
SPEAKER_04: Um I don't have very curly pubes.
42:06
SPEAKER_04: It's been my.
42:06
SPEAKER_04: You kind of have straight bushes.
42:07
SPEAKER_04: I kind of have like a straight bush, yeah.
42:08
SPEAKER_04: It's kind of uh kink, it's got a wave, but it doesn't have a curl.
42:11
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
42:12
SPEAKER_05: A little silk pressed bush.
42:15
SPEAKER_04: Use the wand.
42:17
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
42:17
SPEAKER_05: Use hot tools.
42:18
SPEAKER_04: And I do flat iron it every day.
42:20
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
42:21
SPEAKER_02: Mine is growing into like a pair of panties.
42:23
SPEAKER_02: And it's kind of hot, but it's kind of weird.
42:26
SPEAKER_02: Literally, I'm very speedo.
42:27
SPEAKER_02: It's your mom's panty.
42:28
SPEAKER_02: It's my mom's panty.
42:29
SPEAKER_02: I'm very narrow, so like it's becoming a panty.
42:32
SPEAKER_02: And I don't know if that's cool or not.
42:33
SPEAKER_02: I learned very narrow.
42:35
SPEAKER_05: Whatever it becomes naturally is what God intended.
42:37
SPEAKER_05: So I love that.
42:38
SPEAKER_03: I just trimmed mine.
42:39
SPEAKER_03: I just got into trimming mine within the last two months.
42:42
SPEAKER_03: She's never shade and what's the shape?
42:45
SPEAKER_03: It's like a light brown and it's curly and it used to be like mousy, I mean.
42:50
SPEAKER_05: Have you seen that?
42:51
SPEAKER_03: Have you seen corn from the 70s?
42:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
42:53
SPEAKER_03: Who what?
42:53
SPEAKER_03: That's what it looks like.
42:54
SPEAKER_03: Porn from the 70s.
42:55
SPEAKER_03: A woman's vaginal bush is what my hair used to be.
42:59
SPEAKER_03: I love.
43:00
SPEAKER_02: Don't you find that woman bushes kind of like grow to a center point?
43:02
SPEAKER_03: So they do.
43:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
43:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
43:04
SPEAKER_03: A duck, duckbill.
43:05
SPEAKER_03: Uh huh.
43:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, little shit.
43:06
SPEAKER_02: I have a um a man-made happy trail, I've been saying.
43:09
SPEAKER_02: You know, because I had a shave and then I was like, eh, I'll just carve it out.
43:13
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, totally.
43:14
SPEAKER_05: So it's man-made.
43:16
SPEAKER_05: Oh I get what you mean.
43:17
SPEAKER_05: Because you don't grow one naturally, it's like more everywhere.
43:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I just kind of grow everywhere, but I like sculpted it and I was like, it's not the coolest.
43:22
SPEAKER_02: I remember that, but it looks good.
43:24
SPEAKER_05: First time I ever saw a female's bush before, and I didn't even know that they were, I didn't know what it was.
43:32
SPEAKER_05: I want to be a drag couple.
43:33
SPEAKER_05: Like, what the fuck is that?
43:34
SPEAKER_05: I found a Playboy magazine under my uncle's bed.
43:38
SPEAKER_03: Shout out, Uncle.
43:39
SPEAKER_05: And OnlyGirl.
43:40
SPEAKER_05: I'll tell you who it is, Mom, because she'll probably listen to this.
43:43
SPEAKER_05: I'll tell you.
43:44
SPEAKER_05: Um and it was stuck shot.
43:46
SPEAKER_05: Stuck the fuck shot.
43:47
SPEAKER_05: But I remember finding the magazine and being like, oh my god, like what the fuck is this?
43:50
SPEAKER_05: And I started paging through, and it's full Buscherella Marie's spread open, pussy piercing.
43:57
SPEAKER_05: Center spread.
43:58
SPEAKER_05: I was just like, what on?
44:00
SPEAKER_05: What on earth is this?
44:01
SPEAKER_05: I was really actually pierced the next day.
44:09
SPEAKER_04: How do y'all feel about a uh clit or dick piercing?
44:12
SPEAKER_04: I really it really is not for me.
44:15
SPEAKER_05: I feel like you're gonna love it.
44:16
SPEAKER_02: I hate to use it.
44:18
SPEAKER_02: My little brother has a Prince Albert.
44:20
SPEAKER_02: It's kind of my little gooner brother.
44:22
SPEAKER_05: Prince Albert?
44:23
SPEAKER_05: Is that what you call it?
44:24
SPEAKER_03: Through the Uri throat.
44:25
SPEAKER_05: I've been with a guy like that.
44:27
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
44:27
SPEAKER_03: Because I'm gonna depot you, and I don't really want your piercing down my throat.
44:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I told you this.
44:33
SPEAKER_05: It feels like you're at the goddamn dentist with a tool on your hardware back there.
44:36
SPEAKER_03: What if it gets stuck on my u?
44:38
SPEAKER_03: I have a large low-hanging uvula.
44:41
SPEAKER_03: I thought you were gonna say uterus, and I was like, what if I'm gonna be like stuck in my uterus?
44:44
SPEAKER_02: You were born.
44:46
SPEAKER_02: You were born with a uterus in your mouth.
44:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and my ovaries are dropping.
44:51
SPEAKER_02: I know.
44:52
SPEAKER_02: I've had jewelry back there, and it's like, what's gonna happen?
44:55
SPEAKER_02: No, like I'm not a Claire's bitch.
44:56
SPEAKER_02: I don't like it.
44:57
SPEAKER_05: It gets stuck on my permanent retainer.
44:59
SPEAKER_05: Like it's not good.
45:01
SPEAKER_05: Do you guys like it?
45:02
SPEAKER_04: You don't like it?
45:03
SPEAKER_05: I do on the bottom.
45:05
SPEAKER_05: Oh you don't like the dick piercing.
45:06
SPEAKER_04: I don't like the dick piercing.
45:07
SPEAKER_04: I don't either.
45:08
SPEAKER_04: It gets it skeeves me a little bit, and I I feel like it takes me out of it completely.
45:11
SPEAKER_04: I have to like it.
45:12
SPEAKER_03: I don't know if we're also it freaks me out that that hole will never close, apparently.
45:16
SPEAKER_03: It's just like if they if they ever took it out, it'll never close.
45:19
SPEAKER_03: So like your pee and your cum is always gonna go through the two holes.
45:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
45:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
45:24
SPEAKER_05: Do you think it ever leaks out?
45:25
SPEAKER_04: Have you ever encountered someone who kind of has two P holes just naturally?
45:29
SPEAKER_04: No.
45:30
SPEAKER_05: That happens to me sometimes.
45:31
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
45:31
SPEAKER_05: I was gonna say it's like a ginger thing.
45:33
SPEAKER_05: Killer! That's do you know what I mean?
45:35
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
45:35
SPEAKER_05: No, I like it.
45:36
SPEAKER_04: But I'm with someone and then I'm like your nockle.
45:39
SPEAKER_04: But some people have like uh they kind of have like two holes.
45:43
SPEAKER_02: You ever encountered that?
45:44
SPEAKER_02: As a woman, I do have two holes.
45:47
SPEAKER_03: Maybe even three.
45:48
SPEAKER_03: If there's like cum backed up, maybe it will spray in two different directions.
45:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
45:51
SPEAKER_02: But not like the snake eye.
45:52
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what you're talking about.
45:53
SPEAKER_03: If I don't pee immediately after I come, it does get a little gummy down there.
45:57
SPEAKER_03: Stopped up.
45:58
SPEAKER_05: Please help me.
45:59
SPEAKER_05: Stopped up.
46:00
SPEAKER_04: Or like when you're peeing like with a boner and it's like you you just don't know which way it's gonna go.
46:04
SPEAKER_04: I like it.
46:05
SPEAKER_04: It could go literally, it's like there's all bets are off.
46:07
SPEAKER_04: It's like gonna go like 72 degrees that way.
46:10
SPEAKER_05: I hate it.
46:10
SPEAKER_05: This morning, recently, I don't know what's going on because I've been listening to you.
46:15
SPEAKER_05: You have stomach issues, sensitive stomach, something like I was listening to an episode and you were talking about like spraying spraying diarrhea.
46:23
SPEAKER_04: Well, that could be any episode.
46:25
unknown: I love it.
46:26
SPEAKER_05: I had to do that this morning.
46:28
SPEAKER_05: My shit woke me up this morning.
46:30
SPEAKER_05: I love that.
46:31
SPEAKER_04: It's like knock not.
46:32
SPEAKER_04: I could talk about diarrhea all day, so go on.
46:33
SPEAKER_05: Of course.
46:34
SPEAKER_05: But of course I had a little morning.
46:35
SPEAKER_05: Wood going on.
46:36
SPEAKER_05: Oh no.
46:37
SPEAKER_05: But I had to go.
46:38
SPEAKER_05: So trying to get that in the bowl.
46:41
SPEAKER_05: Girls was like, I was I will not let that thing touch the seat.
46:46
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
46:47
SPEAKER_02: My toilet's really small.
46:51
SPEAKER_02: I've heard.
46:52
SPEAKER_02: It's still the little potty driver.
46:54
SPEAKER_05: I just take it out and put it in the trash.
46:56
SPEAKER_03: I was just about to ask before you told that story.
46:58
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, guys with like humongous dicks, because I have the pleasure of having a teeny little clip.
47:04
SPEAKER_03: I just shove it in the bowl and piss.
47:06
SPEAKER_03: So I'm like, guys with humongous dicks.
47:09
SPEAKER_05: No, mine's like scraping the inside of the bowl, which is disgusting.
47:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're just getting sucked down the hole.
47:14
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
47:15
SPEAKER_02: So I hold it down.
47:17
SPEAKER_02: Love.
47:17
SPEAKER_05: Because I'm like, who knows what gunk's gonna get in my urea thing?
47:20
SPEAKER_02: Wait, what kind of diarrhea was it?
47:22
SPEAKER_02: I mean, we're gonna lose all our audience by now.
47:24
SPEAKER_02: Someone trying to like take it back towards dicks.
47:26
SPEAKER_02: You're like, no, no, no.
47:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I'm not sure.
47:28
SPEAKER_05: It was something you said where it was like trapdoor, I think trapdoor diarrhea.
47:32
SPEAKER_02: Was it the pour-out?
47:33
SPEAKER_02: Like water?
47:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was a that was a gina.
47:37
SPEAKER_02: I like the pour out, and I also like to fart it out.
47:39
SPEAKER_02: You know, when it's like tight and sort of like you're spraying the bowl.
47:44
SPEAKER_03: That's kind of fun.
47:45
SPEAKER_03: So when I like obsessed, if I have really want to talk about that, but I did.
47:50
SPEAKER_03: Deep anal?
47:50
SPEAKER_03: Oh, deep anal, yeah.
47:51
SPEAKER_03: Well, I douche analyzing.
47:52
SPEAKER_03: I douched deep and he used huge dildos on me last night.
47:56
SPEAKER_03: And like after that, it is spraying out of me for 24 hours afterwards.
48:02
SPEAKER_03: Like come gurgle.
48:04
SPEAKER_03: And there was a pull like before he fucked me.
48:06
SPEAKER_03: Are you?
48:07
SPEAKER_03: That's bold.
48:09
SPEAKER_04: That's a con that's a confident bottom right there.
48:11
SPEAKER_04: You're brave.
48:11
SPEAKER_03: Well, but it like it literally wouldn't go through me that quickly.
48:15
SPEAKER_03: So I knew I had time to douche out the whatever I ate before.
48:18
SPEAKER_04: Now let me ask you this.
48:19
SPEAKER_04: Have you ever had bottom's flu?
48:22
SPEAKER_04: Have you ever heard of this?
48:22
SPEAKER_04: The bottom flu.
48:23
SPEAKER_04: Where you throw up because you're douching?
48:24
SPEAKER_04: Um, no.
48:25
SPEAKER_05: I think I have that right now.
48:27
SPEAKER_04: But I've heard that if you have very strenuous anal sex as the bottom, sometimes you can have flu-like symptoms afterwards, like a fever, chills.
48:36
SPEAKER_04: It's basically like an inflammation response.
48:38
SPEAKER_04: Like your hole is like ever happens.
48:44
SPEAKER_05: Are you a b- What are what are you a top?
48:46
SPEAKER_05: You're a top.
48:46
SPEAKER_05: Okay, I figured.
48:47
SPEAKER_05: What are you, Diva?
48:48
SPEAKER_02: Verse.
48:48
SPEAKER_02: Verse.
48:48
SPEAKER_02: Verse top kind of ran on my versatile.
48:50
SPEAKER_05: Because I was like full power bottom for a while.
48:53
SPEAKER_05: And then this year, and a little bit last year too, I've really been experimenting with like my verse side and really been doing a lot of topping recently.
49:01
SPEAKER_05: That's which I really enjoy.
49:03
SPEAKER_00: Cool.
49:04
SPEAKER_05: Um I have never had that to that extent, but I have had what you've been talking about, where it's like a couple days after I get ran through down, it's like a little spitter spatter.
49:17
SPEAKER_03: So you've hard it out.
49:18
SPEAKER_03: It's like a cement show.
49:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
49:20
SPEAKER_03: Um I've well, I've I've told this thousands of times, but the when you're getting fucked too deep, and I've I've had to literally leave a hookup and run to the bathroom to throw up because his dick like my body was rejecting whatever was too deep in me.
49:35
SPEAKER_03: That's also happened with douching.
49:37
SPEAKER_03: Sometimes while I'm douching, I'll get nauseous.
49:40
SPEAKER_03: Interesting.
49:41
SPEAKER_03: Because I'm expelling things that weren't ready to be expelled, I guess.
49:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
49:45
SPEAKER_03: You're expelled.
49:46
SPEAKER_03: Expelly armus.
49:47
SPEAKER_03: And I just throw up.
49:50
SPEAKER_03: I learned recently if you hum, when you're humming, it kind of like relaxes and settles your stomach.
49:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
49:56
SPEAKER_03: So I'm like douching and I'm like, hmm.
49:59
SPEAKER_03: Am I hearing in the jungle the honey jungle?
50:03
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
50:05
SPEAKER_05: Work.
50:06
SPEAKER_05: That is so funny.
50:08
SPEAKER_02: The lion does sleep tonight.
50:10
SPEAKER_02: That's the perfect douching song.
50:12
SPEAKER_02: Now that I think of that.
50:14
SPEAKER_04: I heard that if you do a high-pitched sound while you're deep throating, it uh uh like cancels out your gag reflex.
50:23
SPEAKER_04: Okay, but he would kick me out.
50:25
SPEAKER_05: I don't think you actually Wait, how do you do it?
50:27
SPEAKER_04: I don't think you actually like I don't think you actually make the sound.
50:30
SPEAKER_03: I think it's like the muscles like Oh, see, I heard if you hold your thumb down, that also makes you stop kind of too, which I do that when I get really nauseous and sick.
50:41
SPEAKER_03: I try to hold my thumb down.
50:43
SPEAKER_05: But the last time I did it, I had a double doing both.
50:46
SPEAKER_05: And what did I do?
50:46
SPEAKER_05: Spray vomit everywhere.
50:48
SPEAKER_05: So and diarrhea.
50:49
SPEAKER_03: It didn't work his dick and then.
50:57
SPEAKER_02: I find if you're gagging like just to gag away.
50:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it helps me.
51:00
SPEAKER_02: It's like gag, like lean to the gag.
51:02
SPEAKER_02: And it helps when you start.
51:03
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, he's not gonna hear it.
51:04
SPEAKER_02: It's like I'm throwing up basically, but like there's nothing in here.
51:06
SPEAKER_05: I really hate when guys overdo the gag noise.
51:10
SPEAKER_05: Where it's like, I try.
51:12
SPEAKER_05: I try when it's doing it, but it's like I know it's not real.
51:15
SPEAKER_05: I know.
51:16
SPEAKER_03: Every once in a while, it's like, yeah, okay, okay, it's like a bird trying to get down a fish.
51:20
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
51:21
SPEAKER_05: It's beefcake hunter.
51:22
SPEAKER_05: He does that.
51:23
SPEAKER_02: There's been a development.
51:24
SPEAKER_02: I like to pretend I'm a dog.
51:25
SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't, not in like a furry puplet like way, just to prove it.
51:29
SPEAKER_02: I think it's funny that like Gina likes to like pretend to be a dog.
51:31
SPEAKER_02: I don't know why it makes me laugh.
51:33
SPEAKER_02: But uh, I added to the list that like I'm kind of learning how like dogs eat because I've been watching the raw vids.
51:37
SPEAKER_05: They sort of like you know, like how dogs eat they kind of lick it up, like almost use their yeah, they multiple times.
51:44
SPEAKER_04: Gina's been like, I want my drag race talent show to be me pretending to be a dog.
51:49
SPEAKER_04: And I'm like, but like what's the performance?
51:50
SPEAKER_04: But like what's the angle?
51:51
SPEAKER_04: And you're like, there's performance art.
51:53
SPEAKER_05: You're like, I just ironically funny, I get what you mean.
51:56
SPEAKER_05: Like a willow pilly type of.
51:57
SPEAKER_05: I don't know if anybody gets it.
51:58
SPEAKER_03: It's definitely willow pilly.
51:59
SPEAKER_03: That's what I think wins them that crown.
52:02
SPEAKER_03: Because it's so weird.
52:03
SPEAKER_03: You don't need a real talent, you just need to make RuPaul laugh.
52:05
SPEAKER_05: I actually thought about doing the bit.
52:08
SPEAKER_05: You know that woman with the huge tits who smashes beer games.
52:11
SPEAKER_05: Bitch, oh you stole that from me.
52:12
SPEAKER_03: I didn't steal that from you.
52:13
SPEAKER_03: I have been saying that for years.
52:14
SPEAKER_03: That's what my beard is.
52:15
SPEAKER_05: Are you that woman who did that?
52:16
SPEAKER_05: No.
52:19
SPEAKER_03: Since when?
52:21
SPEAKER_03: Ask anyone.
52:22
SPEAKER_05: Well, we'll see who gets on first, and I don't really care.
52:25
SPEAKER_03: I don't want to anymore.
52:26
SPEAKER_05: Well, yeah, Salma is gonna be talking about that.
52:29
SPEAKER_05: She's not that girl.
52:30
SPEAKER_03: So you don't audition.
52:31
SPEAKER_03: Uh no, I won't be anymore.
52:33
SPEAKER_05: She tells everybody she's not, and then she does.
52:35
SPEAKER_03: No, no, I won't be I won't be anymore.
52:38
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, I'm done now.
52:39
SPEAKER_03: But you're gonna for 20.
52:40
SPEAKER_03: Come on.
52:41
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
52:42
SPEAKER_03: Not gonna.
52:43
SPEAKER_05: I want to be on it very bad, and I will still audition every year, and I think I'm getting better better each year, too.
52:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she does.
52:48
SPEAKER_03: Her tape I watched, it was incredible.
52:50
SPEAKER_03: It was one of the best tapes I've seen.
52:51
SPEAKER_03: I really thought I was gonna hear something this year, but I didn't.
52:53
SPEAKER_02: We should swap tapes.
52:54
SPEAKER_02: Mine is like so weird, but like fun and funny.
52:57
SPEAKER_02: They hate me.
52:58
SPEAKER_02: I've been already thinking about it this year.
53:00
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, because it was due last year around.
53:02
SPEAKER_04: November.
53:03
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, November, I think.
53:04
SPEAKER_05: No, it was even earlier.
53:05
SPEAKER_05: It was earlier.
53:06
SPEAKER_05: It was earlier every time.
53:07
SPEAKER_04: It's a shorter window earlier, but they changed the prompts.
53:09
SPEAKER_04: That that was the thing about it that felt exciting where it was like, oh my god, they finally like are changing this up a little bit.
53:13
SPEAKER_02: And I feel duped because I wasn't gonna do this past season.
53:15
SPEAKER_02: I was like, I'm done.
53:16
SPEAKER_02: I'm in like like in your boat.
53:18
SPEAKER_02: But they were like, we're looking for like comedy queens and like character actors, and it did change for the first time in a hundred years.
53:23
SPEAKER_02: So I was like, wait, I have to.
53:24
SPEAKER_03: I know I said some fucking intern finally got a hold of that goddamn word document and changed the bitch.
53:31
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, fucking hell.
53:32
SPEAKER_03: It's right.
53:34
SPEAKER_03: Were you auditioning when they used to make you do scene work?
53:36
SPEAKER_03: No, girl.
53:38
SPEAKER_03: You used to have to do scene work, you used to have to do an unconventional dress challenge.
53:42
SPEAKER_03: I remember that.
53:45
SPEAKER_03: I would actually do better at that.
53:46
SPEAKER_03: Well, now that they're shoving fucking sewing challenges down our throat, I'm like, maybe you should bring that up.
53:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
53:53
SPEAKER_03: Well, yeah.
53:54
SPEAKER_03: Hot glue gun and a dream.
53:55
SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to get on housewives as like a friend of, but I'm like, I don't know what that means for drag.
53:59
SPEAKER_03: And you, you're a housewife girl.
54:01
SPEAKER_03: We're not into that.
54:02
SPEAKER_03: No, I like the game.
54:03
SPEAKER_03: If you don't like housewives, you don't like Dunkin'.
54:04
SPEAKER_03: What the fuck are you doing with that?
54:05
SPEAKER_05: I like Dunkin'.
54:06
SPEAKER_03: I like Dunkin'.
54:07
SPEAKER_06: Get me out!
54:08
SPEAKER_03: I know.
54:08
SPEAKER_03: Uh I'm sorry.
54:09
SPEAKER_03: Dunkin' literally tastes like doo-doo caca.
54:11
SPEAKER_03: It does.
54:12
SPEAKER_02: And that's what's fun about it.
54:13
SPEAKER_03: And we'll never be sponsored.
54:14
SPEAKER_03: Do you know what?
54:15
SPEAKER_02: Have you had it in like Rhode Island or Boston?
54:17
SPEAKER_02: Where?
54:18
SPEAKER_02: Rhode Island or Boston?
54:19
SPEAKER_02: New England.
54:20
SPEAKER_03: I just went to Boston, but no, I've never.
54:22
SPEAKER_02: It's much better.
54:22
SPEAKER_02: I have to say, in the Tri-State area, they don't kill the Dunkins.
54:24
SPEAKER_05: I say that about every honestly, every fast food joint ever is so much better outside the city.
54:29
SPEAKER_05: It really is.
54:30
SPEAKER_05: If they just slop it around.
54:32
SPEAKER_05: Do you like stars?
54:33
SPEAKER_03: Do you like poop?
54:34
SPEAKER_03: No, because they support um Israel.
54:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, right.
54:37
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
54:39
unknown: No.
54:40
SPEAKER_05: I know I'm like Starbucks.
54:41
SPEAKER_03: Also, like double egg white order.
54:43
SPEAKER_05: They don't have fair wages for their employees out there.
54:46
SPEAKER_03: No, Starbucks is also due to cock.
54:48
SPEAKER_03: I also don't drink coffee.
54:50
SPEAKER_03: I used to preface this whole conversation.
54:52
SPEAKER_03: That's why you went off with don't drink coffee.
54:54
SPEAKER_03: You're highly allergic.
54:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
54:55
SPEAKER_03: Oh, by the way.
54:55
SPEAKER_05: I'm an espresso queen.
54:57
SPEAKER_04: I have my little espresso machine and I just that explains the spatter of the bowl.
55:01
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
55:02
SPEAKER_05: Because you know I'm doing three a day.
55:03
SPEAKER_05: That explains the four hours.
55:06
SPEAKER_05: Comes out the same way I went in.
55:07
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
55:08
SPEAKER_03: You are an espresso machine.
55:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
55:10
SPEAKER_03: I recently discovered I like matcha.
55:13
SPEAKER_03: Ooh.
55:14
SPEAKER_03: I do too.
55:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
55:14
SPEAKER_03: There's literally all my corner of itch.
55:17
SPEAKER_03: I love that.
55:18
SPEAKER_03: A local coffee shop, they make a lavender matcha lemonade.
55:22
SPEAKER_05: And that is way too much.
55:24
SPEAKER_05: Okay, you're on the cloud.
55:25
SPEAKER_05: You're on the pink cream.
55:26
SPEAKER_03: It's on the sun clouds.
55:27
SPEAKER_03: Love that shit.
55:29
SPEAKER_02: I like the idea of matcha, but it feels it always feels like I'm drinking a pint of cream.
55:33
SPEAKER_05: Which yeah, it does have a flavor.
55:36
SPEAKER_02: To me, it's like past the gainer in me.
55:38
SPEAKER_04: It tastes like I'm drinking hot cream.
55:40
SPEAKER_04: Lawnmower clippings.
55:42
SPEAKER_04: Lawnmower clippings.
55:43
SPEAKER_04: It is a little grassy.
55:46
SPEAKER_05: But I like matcha.
55:46
SPEAKER_05: Lawnmower clippings.
55:47
SPEAKER_05: I think I prefer iced matcha over hot matcha.
55:49
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
55:50
SPEAKER_03: Oh, forget it.
55:50
SPEAKER_02: Do they even make hot matcha?
55:52
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
55:52
SPEAKER_03: I've never had that.
55:54
SPEAKER_05: Hot matcha.
55:55
SPEAKER_03: You look like a hot matcha right now.
55:56
SPEAKER_03: You do.
55:57
SPEAKER_05: You look like a big cross dresser.
56:00
SPEAKER_02: Emphasis on big.
56:02
SPEAKER_02: Now, did you guys call up and be like, let's do purple green?
56:04
SPEAKER_02: It speaks to one another.
56:05
SPEAKER_02: Well, we this was our very first podcast episode, Luke's.
56:09
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
56:10
SPEAKER_05: And we were also like, well, first of all, I don't know if you have.
56:13
SPEAKER_05: I've never done another person's podcast like this before.
56:16
SPEAKER_05: I've done one via Zoom, but I've never done one like this.
56:19
SPEAKER_05: And so we were kind of talking, we were like, what should we wear?
56:21
SPEAKER_05: And I was like, let's do both of us.
56:23
SPEAKER_05: We were like, let's do quintessential ourselves.
56:25
SPEAKER_05: Some of our birthday.
56:26
SPEAKER_03: This is very Selma.
56:27
SPEAKER_03: This is very Vicky.
56:28
SPEAKER_03: We have like matching outfits, but we thought that was.
56:30
SPEAKER_03: I was so over.
56:31
SPEAKER_03: No, I like this because it speaks to one another.
56:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
56:33
SPEAKER_02: It's not like matchy matchy.
56:34
SPEAKER_02: I'm living.
56:34
SPEAKER_02: I like it.
56:38
SPEAKER_02: It's fun to be in head-to-toe on a pod for no reason.
56:41
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I love it.
56:42
SPEAKER_03: I know.
56:42
SPEAKER_03: We've never wear heels on our podcast.
56:44
SPEAKER_05: No, but I feel so cunt, and they're like little, a little steamy from the heat, but that's okay.
56:50
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
56:50
SPEAKER_03: I feel like a pretzel.
56:52
SPEAKER_05: How do you feel being surrounded by so much fucking gay shit?
56:55
SPEAKER_04: Living.
56:56
SPEAKER_04: I love it.
56:56
SPEAKER_04: It's like my dream come true.
56:57
SPEAKER_03: Oh no! Oh my god, that's a commercial.
57:01
SPEAKER_00: We should take a little break.
57:02
SPEAKER_03: Let's take that now.
57:03
SPEAKER_04: We'll take a little break and we'll be right back.
57:12
SPEAKER_03: I just saw this guy on my FYP who had he was a ginger, completely bald.
57:17
SPEAKER_03: His beard went down to the floor to the point where he had to tie it in a man bun just to like live his life.
57:25
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, babe, why do you think that's a good one?
57:27
SPEAKER_03: That's a trans child.
57:28
SPEAKER_03: That's there's something that's like something's happening.
57:31
SPEAKER_02: It's gender affirming.
57:32
SPEAKER_02: Something is happening here.
57:33
SPEAKER_02: When you're using a bunformer on your beard, that's trans.
57:36
SPEAKER_03: Bitch, put that shit in permrads, colour yourself.
57:40
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
57:41
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I wanted to ask.
57:42
SPEAKER_05: Have either of you ever had a little like naughty rendezvous on this couch?
57:47
SPEAKER_02: You have, right?
57:48
SPEAKER_02: No.
57:49
SPEAKER_02: I've I had almost hookups happen, but they've like kind of fizzled out.
57:52
SPEAKER_02: But I've cranked it on here.
57:53
SPEAKER_05: You cranked your little hog on here?
57:56
SPEAKER_05: A little big, I don't know.
57:57
SPEAKER_02: Well, recently, there was some ass sweat here.
58:00
SPEAKER_02: Oh and I was like, oh my god, he's gonna kill me.
58:04
SPEAKER_02: I didn't see any ass sweat.
58:05
SPEAKER_02: Wait, guess what?
58:06
SPEAKER_02: Wouldn't it just dry?
58:07
SPEAKER_02: Performance suede is performance suede.
58:09
SPEAKER_02: How do you crank like why?
58:10
SPEAKER_02: You're so you were do you work at the studio sometimes?
58:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, sometimes like we have like we do craft jobs or fabrication jobs or little things like that.
58:17
SPEAKER_05: So you were just like hot gluing something and we're like, I need to crank my hog.
58:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't know what it calls.
58:21
SPEAKER_02: No, it happens though.
58:23
SPEAKER_02: Gaslighting me.
58:23
SPEAKER_05: I feel crazy.
58:24
SPEAKER_04: No, I love it.
58:25
SPEAKER_04: I've done it too, but I've done it like over there, not like on the couch.
58:28
SPEAKER_04: I love it.
58:29
SPEAKER_02: Wait, actually, I busted a load all over that floor.
58:31
SPEAKER_02: Where's the camera?
58:32
SPEAKER_05: I'm obsessed with this.
58:34
SPEAKER_05: I wish we could jerk off at my podcast studio, but you could.
58:37
SPEAKER_03: You'd literally cancel red eye.
58:39
SPEAKER_03: That was like a sex club, girl.
58:41
SPEAKER_05: You're right.
58:42
SPEAKER_03: No, I shoot some fat loads.
58:44
SPEAKER_03: Like ropes.
58:45
SPEAKER_03: I have shot not the headboard, the wall behind me before.
58:49
SPEAKER_03: Respect.
58:49
SPEAKER_03: I have to cover, I have to, I have to cover myself.
58:53
SPEAKER_02: Not for much longer as I inject you with estrogen.
58:56
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
58:57
SPEAKER_03: It's being forced with force you and control you.
59:01
SPEAKER_02: I want to know that's amazing.
59:02
SPEAKER_02: Blacklight.
59:03
SPEAKER_03: Hit the ceiling for once.
59:04
SPEAKER_03: Wait, do you guys remember?
59:05
SPEAKER_03: What was that show where they Room Raiders?
59:08
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
59:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
59:09
SPEAKER_03: They did use to blacklight the room raiders room.
59:11
SPEAKER_03: The early odds loved like fake blacklight.
59:13
SPEAKER_03: It was night vision.
59:14
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're playing footsie with mom.
59:17
SPEAKER_04: Now, do you consider are you drag family or are you just drag friends?
59:21
SPEAKER_03: Friends?
59:21
SPEAKER_03: Friends.
59:22
SPEAKER_03: Are you guys Bessies kinda?
59:24
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
59:24
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
59:24
SPEAKER_05: Cute.
59:25
SPEAKER_05: Cool.
59:25
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so her drag mom, Kiki and I used to be in the channel.
59:27
SPEAKER_03: Oh, change, okay.
59:29
SPEAKER_05: And we recently moved in together in March.
59:31
SPEAKER_05: Oh, cool.
59:31
SPEAKER_05: Kiki and I used to be.
59:32
SPEAKER_05: Really stinky, but I love it.
59:34
SPEAKER_05: Stinky Kiki.
59:34
SPEAKER_05: Really?
59:35
SPEAKER_06: No, I'm kidding.
59:36
SPEAKER_06: I'm kidding.
59:37
SPEAKER_05: My mother stinks.
59:38
SPEAKER_03: We used to be daughters of Marty Cummings.
59:40
SPEAKER_03: Kiki and I and we're close friends with Marty still, but we did leave that house.
59:45
SPEAKER_03: So I guess Kiki and I used to be literal sisters, like drag sisters at one point.
59:49
SPEAKER_03: So I guess, but we still consider each other sisters.
59:51
SPEAKER_03: So yeah, I guess you are like my niece.
59:53
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, kind of.
59:54
SPEAKER_03: You're my niece.
59:55
SPEAKER_05: But I did you guys ever know the spot, spot bar?
59:59
SPEAKER_05: Plasma and Selma had a show there, and I was doing a viewing party, and Plasma had to leave to go do drag race, and then they had me fill in for her, and that's like how we met each other basically.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_05: Amazing.
1:00:11
SPEAKER_03: Since then we've kind of so like three years.
1:00:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:00:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:00:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:00:14
SPEAKER_03: I still think about that first show.
1:00:16
SPEAKER_03: Like I don't remember it at all.
1:00:18
SPEAKER_03: We were thrown to the wolves.
1:00:19
SPEAKER_03: We had really hadn't had a full conversation ever.
1:00:21
SPEAKER_03: I love that.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_03: And we were like trying to host, which is like hard when you don't have connection with someone.
1:00:26
SPEAKER_05: That was also the that was my first like real drag show I ever was like permanently cast for in New York, too.
1:00:33
SPEAKER_05: So I was really still trying to figure out how to work a microphone and like all that shit.
1:00:36
SPEAKER_05: I love that.
1:00:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:00:37
SPEAKER_02: It just shows like chemistry is chemistry.
1:00:39
SPEAKER_02: Oh, truly, truly.
1:00:41
SPEAKER_02: It's only been like kind of semi-recent.
1:00:43
SPEAKER_05: People always tell us that too.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_05: They're like, oh, y'all's chemistry is just so good.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, we get that sometimes.
1:00:48
SPEAKER_02: Oh, of course you do.
1:00:50
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
1:00:51
SPEAKER_02: Do you guys know the song Vulgar by Madonna?
1:00:53
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:00:54
SPEAKER_02: We use it all the time on Instagram with Samsung.
1:00:57
SPEAKER_02: Do you want to come out with music?
1:00:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:00:59
SPEAKER_02: Dare I say everyone here is a work of art.
1:01:01
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
1:01:02
SPEAKER_05: I'm very into it.
1:01:03
SPEAKER_05: I'm getting very into it.
1:01:05
SPEAKER_03: I refuse to listen to it because they've been shoving it down my grinder throat for so long.
1:01:09
SPEAKER_03: We're wearing the color scheme right now.
1:01:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but the collab between Madonna and Grinder has made me.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_03: It ruined my life.
1:01:14
SPEAKER_03: It's actually giving me say it with me, the ick.
1:01:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:01:17
SPEAKER_02: It ruined my life.
1:01:18
SPEAKER_02: It was, first of all, too long.
1:01:20
SPEAKER_03: She was on there forever.
1:01:21
SPEAKER_03: Why are you putting Madonna on my grit?
1:01:24
SPEAKER_03: Like actual, as like if she was like a person that I could chat with.
1:01:27
SPEAKER_03: That's bizarre.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_03: It was crazy.
1:01:30
SPEAKER_02: Did we have the option to not say no?
1:01:33
SPEAKER_02: You couldn't mute it.
1:01:34
SPEAKER_03: You couldn't turn it on.
1:01:35
SPEAKER_02: I know.
1:01:35
SPEAKER_02: I I thought I was like, sure.
1:01:36
SPEAKER_02: I thought it was like 24 hours, but it was two weeks.
1:01:39
SPEAKER_02: They did like the YouTube album.
1:01:41
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm free.
1:01:42
SPEAKER_02: YouTube album.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_02: I'm free though.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_02: I don't, she's not there anymore.
1:01:46
SPEAKER_05: I killed her.
1:01:47
SPEAKER_02: I gotta find it.
1:01:47
SPEAKER_04: Oh, crack it open.
1:01:48
SPEAKER_05: Oh, she's still there.
1:01:49
SPEAKER_03: She's still there.
1:01:50
SPEAKER_03: She's still there?
1:01:51
SPEAKER_03: And they put her at the top, second row center.
1:01:53
SPEAKER_05: But so it looks like she's a really good big spend.
1:01:56
SPEAKER_03: She got that on today ticks, bitch.
1:01:57
SPEAKER_03: Second row center.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_05: Grindr has plummeted.
1:02:00
SPEAKER_03: Well, I've said this and I've always said this.
1:02:02
SPEAKER_03: I I pay for premium, which used to be it used to be advertised as uh uh ad free, and now I am sh inundated, shoved down my throat with ads for GLP1, for Madonna, for for Grinders Podcast, for Grindr's merch, all this stuff.
1:02:17
SPEAKER_03: And I said, well, certainly.
1:02:19
SPEAKER_03: I might get some merch.
1:02:20
SPEAKER_03: I said, well, certainly I can sue them for false advertising because I paid for no ads.
1:02:25
SPEAKER_03: I went on the website to see like what their premium includes, and it no longer says ad-free.
1:02:33
SPEAKER_05: So what's the point?
1:02:34
SPEAKER_05: What am I paying for?
1:02:35
SPEAKER_05: So you can send your album to Morons.
1:02:37
SPEAKER_02: What am I paying for?
1:02:38
SPEAKER_02: Not premium, but I'm paying for something, I think.
1:02:42
SPEAKER_02: We don't know, Gmail.
1:02:42
SPEAKER_02: Better health.
1:02:43
SPEAKER_05: Do you get laid on grinder or do you use snippies?
1:02:45
SPEAKER_05: Like, what apps do you guys like?
1:02:46
SPEAKER_02: I'm on scruff and grinder, but like I've been in like I haven't heard the term scrub in years.
1:02:51
SPEAKER_05: Really?
1:02:52
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
1:02:53
SPEAKER_04: There's like no it used to be like four bears and like hairy guys.
1:02:56
SPEAKER_05: That's what I thought.
1:02:57
SPEAKER_05: So I'm like, would I fit in on the street?
1:02:59
SPEAKER_03: I understand what you're saying about that though, how like the twinks and the muscles have taken over because I went to a Goldilocks, which is an event at the end.
1:03:06
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I went to that before.
1:03:08
SPEAKER_03: And oh my god, I thought I was like, well, surely as a plus size man, I'm gonna be like devoured alive with no crumbs.
1:03:14
SPEAKER_03: It was a ton of fucking thin people fucking and sucking each other in a corner.
1:03:20
SPEAKER_03: Well, like the fat fat community world.
1:03:22
SPEAKER_03: Hey, yeah, in the corner.
1:03:24
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, so this is not a safe space for us either.
1:03:27
SPEAKER_02: Or that is crazy, and I can kind of attest because I went to one and only one, but it was sort of that vibe.
1:03:32
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, we can't even like be ourselves at our own fucking event.
1:03:36
SPEAKER_05: We need to have an event where you have to step on a scale before you.
1:03:40
SPEAKER_05: We do.
1:03:41
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, a thousand percent.
1:03:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:03:43
SPEAKER_05: You are on your 175.
1:03:44
SPEAKER_05: You are the end.
1:03:46
SPEAKER_05: You have to eat a honey.
1:03:47
SPEAKER_05: You have to eat a honey bun at the door.
1:03:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:03:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, here's your entry honey bun.
1:03:54
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:03:54
SPEAKER_02: Well, you're on you are on a fitness journey, right?
1:03:57
SPEAKER_02: I am like a huge stan in that like.
1:03:58
SPEAKER_03: Ever heard of her?
1:03:59
SPEAKER_02: Loving the Instagrams.
1:04:00
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
1:04:01
SPEAKER_03: I'm a I'm at a I'm at a standstill right now with my scale.
1:04:05
SPEAKER_03: I I've been at a solid 255 for like three months because I got really fucking sick of the calorie counting.
1:04:13
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:04:13
SPEAKER_03: Like good.
1:04:14
SPEAKER_03: It affected my mental health.
1:04:16
SPEAKER_03: But like I was on a swift trajectory down.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_03: The second I stopped calorie counting, I have been stagnant.
1:04:23
SPEAKER_03: Which, like, at least I haven't gained weight back, but I've just been Thank God.
1:04:29
SPEAKER_03: I know.
1:04:30
SPEAKER_04: I know.
1:04:31
SPEAKER_04: It sucks that it's a good thing.
1:04:32
SPEAKER_04: All comes down to that like mass exactly that.
1:04:35
SPEAKER_05: It is an ebb and flow.
1:04:37
SPEAKER_05: And at least you're still working on just trying to not even lose weight per se, but just live a healthier lifestyle.
1:04:44
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:04:44
SPEAKER_05: You're exercising.
1:04:45
SPEAKER_05: Like you're living.
1:04:47
SPEAKER_03: I do.
1:04:48
SPEAKER_03: I can feel the muscles growing.
1:04:49
SPEAKER_03: I literally like- You can see them.
1:04:50
SPEAKER_03: I was trying on shirts in P Town and like I started like fresh pig shirts.
1:04:55
SPEAKER_03: Pig shirts.
1:04:55
SPEAKER_03: I started literally like, I can like make my chest move now.
1:05:00
SPEAKER_03: Like my pigs.
1:05:00
SPEAKER_03: And plasma was like, what the fuck?
1:05:03
SPEAKER_03: It was a gag.
1:05:04
SPEAKER_03: I love that.
1:05:05
SPEAKER_03: It was a gag.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_03: Making my titties bounce.
1:05:07
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:05:08
SPEAKER_03: Good for you, girl.
1:05:08
SPEAKER_03: It's all right.
1:05:10
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
1:05:11
SPEAKER_03: You started running.
1:05:13
SPEAKER_05: I hate the gym energy.
1:05:14
SPEAKER_05: I hate the gym energy.
1:05:16
SPEAKER_05: Probably because I pay for the cheapest gym ever.
1:05:19
SPEAKER_03: Which one?
1:05:20
SPEAKER_03: Pizza Gym.
1:05:21
SPEAKER_03: No, I heard that's in now.
1:05:22
SPEAKER_03: Planet.
1:05:23
SPEAKER_05: No, I pay for a planet.
1:05:24
SPEAKER_05: But it was, it was what was it before Pure Gym?
1:05:28
SPEAKER_03: Blink Crunch.
1:05:29
SPEAKER_03: Crunch.
1:05:29
SPEAKER_03: Blink.
1:05:29
SPEAKER_03: It was Blink.
1:05:30
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, we've all been there.
1:05:31
SPEAKER_03: Blink and you'll miss it.
1:05:32
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and I'm a very much like I like to get my exercise through cardio.
1:05:38
SPEAKER_05: Like I always do that.
1:05:39
SPEAKER_05: And then like maybe like a little ab workout on the on the floor.
1:05:42
SPEAKER_05: So I've been running.
1:05:43
SPEAKER_05: I work in the West Village when I'm not doing drag, and it's right by Chelsea Pierce and like the West Side Highway and everything.
1:05:48
SPEAKER_05: So I've been going on my ones.
1:05:50
SPEAKER_05: Are you shirtless?
1:05:51
SPEAKER_05: With all I get into the shirtless new.
1:05:54
SPEAKER_05: I don't have to over there.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_05: It's like the Chelsea Piers is.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_05: Might as well take my shirt off.
1:06:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:06:01
SPEAKER_05: All the hotties are over there.
1:06:02
SPEAKER_05: It's kind of crazy.
1:06:03
SPEAKER_03: We want to take some mics down there and interview them.
1:06:05
SPEAKER_03: We should.
1:06:05
SPEAKER_03: Oh my God.
1:06:06
SPEAKER_03: That'd be so fun.
1:06:07
SPEAKER_03: Woman on the street.
1:06:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:06:09
SPEAKER_04: I always feel like I'm going to crash my car if I'm driving down the West Side Highway because I'm like literally like bird watchers in slaughter.
1:06:14
SPEAKER_05: I think the judge would understand.
1:06:16
SPEAKER_05: You're not a gym queen though.
1:06:18
SPEAKER_05: No, no, no, no.
1:06:18
SPEAKER_04: I I have I I have a weird relationship with like sports and fitness and everything.
1:06:25
SPEAKER_05: Lots of trauma for me.
1:06:27
SPEAKER_04: But I did during the pandemic, I got into like lifting weights at home, which was really fun.
1:06:30
SPEAKER_04: And I was like gaining muscle and I was healthy, and then I stopped.
1:06:33
SPEAKER_04: So I loved it.
1:06:34
SPEAKER_04: It was great.
1:06:35
SPEAKER_05: I just kind of get like back in the But are you just like naturally lanky, skinny girl?
1:06:39
SPEAKER_05: Do you have to watch what you eat, or are you just eat like a gun?
1:06:41
SPEAKER_04: No, he's trying to gain weight.
1:06:42
SPEAKER_04: I'm trying to gain weight, yeah.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_05: Gainer pill?
1:06:45
SPEAKER_04: No.
1:06:45
SPEAKER_04: He's not a gainer pill.
1:06:46
SPEAKER_04: I heard about it.
1:06:48
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I've been watching the episodes, you guys.
1:06:49
SPEAKER_05: I'm really good.
1:06:53
SPEAKER_04: It makes you crave literally like sweets and carbs, like sugar and bread.
1:06:56
SPEAKER_04: Have you been gaining a little weight from?
1:06:58
SPEAKER_04: A little bit, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:06:59
SPEAKER_04: I love I um lost weight.
1:07:01
SPEAKER_04: I've always been skinny.
1:07:02
SPEAKER_04: I've always been skinning.
1:07:02
SPEAKER_04: It's sort of like something I've like shove it down my throat.
1:07:06
SPEAKER_04: I uh no I some of us balloon.
1:07:09
SPEAKER_04: It's something I've had to like come to terms with because I've always had like a kind of dysmorphic relationship with my weight because it's like I don't love that I'm skinny, but I've learned over time it's like my body is just sort of going to be like this no matter what I do.
1:07:21
SPEAKER_05: I love it.
1:07:21
SPEAKER_03: See, I want to take the fucking GLP one, not even to lose weight, but just for the food noise.
1:07:27
SPEAKER_03: Because sometimes skinny people don't understand what food noise even is.
1:07:31
SPEAKER_05: But I get food noise.
1:07:32
SPEAKER_03: Do you?
1:07:32
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
1:07:33
SPEAKER_05: I told you I woke I I couldn't fall asleep.
1:07:35
SPEAKER_05: I woke up and I just got up.
1:07:37
SPEAKER_05: I ate three granola bars in the in the middle of my kitchen.
1:07:39
SPEAKER_05: I need non crustable.
1:07:40
SPEAKER_05: Well, that was honestly because all I had in my That's how I get with like drugs and alcohol.
1:07:44
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:07:44
SPEAKER_05: Oh, totally.
1:07:45
SPEAKER_03: That's the noise I get.
1:07:46
SPEAKER_03: I think food noise is just addiction, but it happens to be for food.
1:07:49
SPEAKER_05: GLP ones are supposed to sleep when I have a little honey bun before bed.
1:07:53
SPEAKER_02: What do you mean to our party?
1:07:55
SPEAKER_02: There's something pervy about a honey bun.
1:07:57
SPEAKER_02: Like a bed.
1:07:57
SPEAKER_02: It's my favorite thing ever.
1:07:59
SPEAKER_02: Really?
1:07:59
SPEAKER_02: I lose.
1:08:00
SPEAKER_02: Okay, you're poor.
1:08:01
SPEAKER_02: She's addiction.
1:08:03
SPEAKER_02: And I am poor.
1:08:03
SPEAKER_02: I am a very big student loan to pay off.
1:08:06
SPEAKER_02: They're pretty artificial.
1:08:07
SPEAKER_02: Did you like it?
1:08:08
SPEAKER_02: But in a fun way.
1:08:09
SPEAKER_02: I can get down.
1:08:11
SPEAKER_03: Do you all smoke wheat?
1:08:12
SPEAKER_02: Oh, mama.
1:08:14
SPEAKER_03: Talk to her.
1:08:15
SPEAKER_03: I just started doing edibles.
1:08:18
SPEAKER_05: I was gonna bring some edibles, but then I did it.
1:08:19
SPEAKER_05: I have some joiny pill.
1:08:21
SPEAKER_05: Oh, we should smoke.
1:08:22
SPEAKER_03: I have an edible in the dark if you want it.
1:08:24
SPEAKER_03: A gummy, five milligrams.
1:08:25
SPEAKER_03: Pop it in.
1:08:26
SPEAKER_02: Five milligrams.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_02: I used to vape on this couch.
1:08:28
SPEAKER_02: I used to.
1:08:28
SPEAKER_02: You've done a lot on this vape.
1:08:30
SPEAKER_02: I love weed.
1:08:32
SPEAKER_02: Are you guys stoned?
1:08:32
SPEAKER_02: You tried peak cloud on this couch?
1:08:34
SPEAKER_02: Um, no, just me.
1:08:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I do.
1:08:36
SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to get it.
1:08:36
SPEAKER_02: You like weed, but you don't?
1:08:37
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
1:08:38
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna make it never liked it.
1:08:39
SPEAKER_03: What's your vice?
1:08:40
SPEAKER_04: Dessert.
1:08:41
SPEAKER_04: Masturbation.
1:08:42
SPEAKER_04: Like dessert now.
1:08:43
SPEAKER_04: Show us.
1:08:45
SPEAKER_04: Um going back to circle all the time.
1:08:47
SPEAKER_02: He's just sober recently, by the way.
1:08:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:08:49
SPEAKER_02: Um kind of life.
1:08:50
SPEAKER_04: But literally, like, please.
1:08:52
SPEAKER_04: No, I get I get annoyed at gooners because like I love to edge, and I'm like, I'm putting in the real work, you know what I mean?
1:08:57
SPEAKER_04: It's like I'm trying really hard to like go.
1:08:59
SPEAKER_04: Gooners are edging.
1:09:00
SPEAKER_04: They are, but it's like the gooning is like a they're they're basically doing improv.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_04: They're like sanding themselves.
1:09:06
SPEAKER_05: It's more acting character.
1:09:07
SPEAKER_04: It's a it's a shtick, and it's like I get I can get how a shtick can be hot.
1:09:10
SPEAKER_02: Do you like the penis core of it all?
1:09:12
SPEAKER_02: Like saying penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, bro?
1:09:14
SPEAKER_02: Uh, I don't like bro.
1:09:15
SPEAKER_02: I actually don't like bro.
1:09:16
SPEAKER_05: That's why I'm just gonna unironically, but I can't get into it.
1:09:19
SPEAKER_03: Bro, I do kind of get into the edge of it all.
1:09:22
SPEAKER_03: Like, I feel like I like just like stroke and stroke and stroke, like almost come, but then I'm like, no, I want to watch something like new, some different porn.
1:09:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like change it up and then start from scratch, basically.
1:09:31
SPEAKER_02: I never was an edger, but I've been trying to come less in my adult life.
1:09:35
SPEAKER_02: Come less?
1:09:36
SPEAKER_02: I recently like semen retention.
1:09:38
SPEAKER_02: I can't stand that.
1:09:39
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I'm trying to.
1:09:40
SPEAKER_02: I've been blowing a load once a week.
1:09:42
SPEAKER_05: This conversation went so funny.
1:09:43
SPEAKER_05: I know that's like this is the vulgar crossover.
1:09:46
SPEAKER_03: Christian women! This is the vulgar crossover that we want.
1:09:49
SPEAKER_03: You guys are making us perfectly.
1:09:50
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, that our fans wanted.
1:09:52
SPEAKER_04: Well, should we play a dumbass game?
1:09:54
SPEAKER_04: Please.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_04: Yes, should we play a game?
1:09:56
SPEAKER_02: I I do want to know what you guys think about like Counter Braun Black Tie Weddings because I have to go to one and I don't have like anything to wear.
1:10:02
SPEAKER_03: I think it's a pus moam to dress up fancy.
1:10:06
SPEAKER_02: It's cute.
1:10:06
SPEAKER_02: Are you going and dry?
1:10:07
SPEAKER_03: But black tie doesn't necessarily mean tux.
1:10:10
SPEAKER_04: It's supposed to mean tux.
1:10:12
SPEAKER_05: I feel like men.
1:10:13
SPEAKER_05: I feel like it means like that's tux or such suits.
1:10:18
SPEAKER_02: It can be a suit, but not like it's a little pretense.
1:10:20
SPEAKER_02: I think a formal wedding is a formal wedding.
1:10:22
SPEAKER_02: That's fine.
1:10:22
SPEAKER_02: Black tie means tuxedo, and it's like it means like Oscars.
1:10:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:10:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:10:27
SPEAKER_05: Some people take formal not serious enough and they look like they're going to homecoming or something, and it's really Floridians.
1:10:33
SPEAKER_05: Yes, totally.
1:10:34
SPEAKER_05: But like it would be my little brother.
1:10:36
SPEAKER_05: He'd be wearing like khaki cargo shorts and a polo.
1:10:39
SPEAKER_05: No, how old's your little brother?
1:10:41
SPEAKER_05: My little brother, I'm a middle child.
1:10:42
SPEAKER_05: His name is Alex.
1:10:43
SPEAKER_05: He is 22.
1:10:46
SPEAKER_05: He just turned 22.
1:10:47
SPEAKER_05: 22, 22.
1:10:48
SPEAKER_05: And I have an older brother named Jonathan who is 29.
1:10:50
SPEAKER_04: Are any of them gay too?
1:10:52
SPEAKER_04: No, I am the only gay one.
1:10:54
SPEAKER_04: Really are they hot?
1:10:55
SPEAKER_04: They're hot.
1:10:55
SPEAKER_04: Love.
1:10:56
SPEAKER_05: They're very outdoors.
1:10:57
SPEAKER_05: They're the kind of family that holds fish like that.
1:10:59
SPEAKER_05: They hold fish out on their boat.
1:11:01
SPEAKER_05: Look at you.
1:11:01
SPEAKER_05: I know.
1:11:02
SPEAKER_04: And your fish too.
1:11:03
SPEAKER_05: But they love it.
1:11:04
SPEAKER_05: They're holding you by the fucking hair, honey.
1:11:07
SPEAKER_03: Wait, you need a fucking edit of them just holding you by the ankles.
1:11:10
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, literally.
1:11:11
SPEAKER_05: Are we out on the boat?
1:11:14
SPEAKER_05: Nope.
1:11:15
SPEAKER_05: There's never been a drag queen like kind of fishing core on the boat photo shoot.
1:11:20
SPEAKER_05: Like the Land's end queen, it could be.
1:11:22
SPEAKER_05: Yes, kind of Patagonia energy.
1:11:24
SPEAKER_05: We just wore though.
1:11:25
SPEAKER_05: That would be cute.
1:11:26
SPEAKER_03: We wore those duck duck dynasty looks.
1:11:29
SPEAKER_05: Oh, camo and orange.
1:11:30
SPEAKER_05: We did a cute camo and orange.
1:11:31
SPEAKER_05: Which I loved for.
1:11:32
SPEAKER_03: It's adjacent to the to the fishing gear.
1:11:34
SPEAKER_05: I like it.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_05: Kind of like Darlene.
1:11:36
SPEAKER_05: She's kind of been doing like this classic Darlene Mitchell.
1:11:38
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:11:39
SPEAKER_05: Like classic American kind of.
1:11:41
SPEAKER_03: We liked her until she cringy.
1:11:43
SPEAKER_05: I did like her.
1:11:44
SPEAKER_03: I thought she was she wore the Duck Dynasty look after we did.
1:11:47
SPEAKER_03: Oh, she did.
1:11:47
SPEAKER_03: Unless she copied us.
1:11:48
SPEAKER_03: Nobody's original.
1:11:49
SPEAKER_02: I thought she was a little overhyped.
1:11:51
SPEAKER_03: She was very overhyped.
1:11:52
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, I'm just going based off literally the finale.
1:11:54
SPEAKER_03: I didn't watch a single episode except for the finale.
1:11:56
SPEAKER_03: I feel like she was like the worst at the finale.
1:11:58
SPEAKER_02: I thought the finale was almost it was too revealing.
1:12:00
SPEAKER_02: Like they gave her two, it was just her and two other finalists.
1:12:04
SPEAKER_02: So I think also it was just like I'm gay and that's okay.
1:12:07
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, It was Brutal.
1:12:08
SPEAKER_03: They wrote her a shitty ass song.
1:12:10
SPEAKER_03: It was brutal.
1:12:11
SPEAKER_03: I agree.
1:12:12
SPEAKER_02: Thank God she didn't win.
1:12:13
SPEAKER_02: I I was like, thank God she did not win.
1:12:15
SPEAKER_02: Seriously.
1:12:16
SPEAKER_02: Won't mean I was like the franchise is in trouble if like that's the winner.
1:12:21
SPEAKER_02: I was like, no.
1:12:22
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
1:12:22
SPEAKER_02: And I like a willow pill.
1:12:23
SPEAKER_02: I can get behind conceptual like drag and all that shit, but I was like, no, Queen.
1:12:26
SPEAKER_02: I don't even know who's not gonna be.
1:12:27
SPEAKER_03: I can't tell you.
1:12:28
SPEAKER_02: Mikey Meeks.
1:12:29
SPEAKER_03: Oh, right.
1:12:30
SPEAKER_03: I know.
1:12:32
SPEAKER_03: I think it's Nini Coco or something.
1:12:35
SPEAKER_03: I thought she should have been a little bit more.
1:12:38
SPEAKER_03: I know I mean the easy little booty most talented.
1:12:41
SPEAKER_05: She had such a cute little ass.
1:12:42
SPEAKER_04: Incredible.
1:12:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:12:43
SPEAKER_05: Okay, wait, wait, wait.
1:12:44
SPEAKER_05: We were gonna play a game.
1:12:45
SPEAKER_05: Sorry.
1:12:45
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, well I guess black tie weddings.
1:12:49
SPEAKER_05: I'll say cunt or punt black tie weddings.
1:12:52
SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna say which means you'll kick it away.
1:12:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:12:55
SPEAKER_02: Um I'm cunting it.
1:12:57
SPEAKER_02: Cunting it.
1:12:58
SPEAKER_02: Cunt if you're loaded.
1:13:01
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I guess, I guess black tie specific, I'm also going to punt.
1:13:05
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:13:05
SPEAKER_03: Because no.
1:13:07
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
1:13:07
SPEAKER_03: I wanna I wanna dress up.
1:13:08
SPEAKER_03: I've never owned a tux in my life.
1:13:10
SPEAKER_03: I don't want to.
1:13:11
SPEAKER_05: I would rather dress up as a drag queen going to a black tie event versus.
1:13:15
SPEAKER_05: Oh, that'd be so much more fun.
1:13:16
SPEAKER_05: You know what I mean?
1:13:16
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna wear backless honey.
1:13:18
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:13:20
SPEAKER_03: I just bit my tongue.
1:13:21
SPEAKER_05: Oh no!
1:13:23
SPEAKER_02: Because of the image of me backless in a gown.
1:13:26
SPEAKER_03: You swallow your tongue and die.
1:13:28
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, is that a Marco?
1:13:29
SPEAKER_03: I would love to die.
1:13:32
SPEAKER_03: It is one of the cards.
1:13:33
SPEAKER_03: How do you know?
1:13:33
SPEAKER_02: It's old.
1:13:34
SPEAKER_02: I have a Marco, of course.
1:13:36
SPEAKER_03: My I have like three Marcos that I just brush and repeat.
1:13:40
SPEAKER_03: Brush and repeat.
1:13:41
SPEAKER_05: Kiki just got a new one too.
1:13:43
SPEAKER_03: I only have new ones, but I just don't.
1:13:45
SPEAKER_03: I remember really shelling out a fortune.
1:13:47
SPEAKER_03: So it's like, it's I think they're five years old at this point.
1:13:51
SPEAKER_03: But like I just could tell that they're five years old.
1:13:55
SPEAKER_03: And then I like my shoe part in shut up.
1:13:58
SPEAKER_05: That's what I said.
1:13:59
SPEAKER_05: I just spit everywhere.
1:14:00
SPEAKER_05: I could tell.
1:14:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:14:02
SPEAKER_02: Oh no, no, no.
1:14:02
SPEAKER_02: I can tell it was a Marco.
1:14:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:14:04
SPEAKER_02: I love his work.
1:14:05
SPEAKER_02: Who made yours?
1:14:06
SPEAKER_02: Drag Lab?
1:14:07
SPEAKER_02: Drag Labs.
1:14:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:14:08
SPEAKER_05: Drag Labs.
1:14:09
SPEAKER_05: Lag Drab.
1:14:10
SPEAKER_05: I've had a few of those before, too.
1:14:11
SPEAKER_05: They're good.
1:14:12
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, they're bad.
1:14:13
SPEAKER_05: What'd you do with that?
1:14:13
SPEAKER_05: They're great.
1:14:14
SPEAKER_02: It's a snatchy like thing.
1:14:15
SPEAKER_02: I just look ugly in it to me.
1:14:17
SPEAKER_02: You don't look ugly.
1:14:18
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
1:14:18
SPEAKER_02: I'm not fishing.
1:14:20
SPEAKER_02: It's just not what you want.
1:14:21
SPEAKER_02: It's just not what I like everyone.
1:14:22
SPEAKER_02: Oh, sure.
1:14:22
SPEAKER_02: I get it.
1:14:23
SPEAKER_02: We all have fishing, I promise.
1:14:24
SPEAKER_03: We have a dysmorphia.
1:14:25
SPEAKER_03: Everyone has a dysmorphia.
1:14:26
SPEAKER_03: Oh, absolutely.
1:14:27
SPEAKER_03: Dysmorphia.
1:14:28
SPEAKER_02: I just know I'm pretty good.
1:14:29
SPEAKER_02: I look a little better with bigger hair.
1:14:31
SPEAKER_02: You know, a little softer.
1:14:32
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
1:14:32
SPEAKER_03: I don't look at you.
1:14:33
SPEAKER_02: So I'll suck you, but I'm not.
1:14:37
SPEAKER_03: But I'm not perceiving you.
1:14:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:14:39
SPEAKER_03: It's not really like look, I I am wearing the bigot, like I'm wearing hugely.
1:14:44
SPEAKER_03: You know, you just it's all proportionally.
1:14:46
SPEAKER_03: Muppety dragging.
1:14:48
SPEAKER_03: It's Muppety.
1:14:49
SPEAKER_02: Sometimes you just Muppet.
1:14:50
SPEAKER_04: But you're allowed to do whatever you want, too.
1:14:52
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
1:14:52
SPEAKER_02: I think that's like what's cool about drag, because like again, I get bored.
1:14:55
SPEAKER_02: You get bored with all the rules.
1:14:56
SPEAKER_02: And you're like, I just wanted to.
1:14:58
SPEAKER_05: Our last episode of the podcast, I wore a fucking Karen wig, like a little bus driver wig.
1:15:02
SPEAKER_02: I was living at the big thing.
1:15:03
SPEAKER_02: I love it.
1:15:04
SPEAKER_02: I was Kathy from Dragon.
1:15:06
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
1:15:06
SPEAKER_02: You get bored.
1:15:07
SPEAKER_02: It's just like you gotta make it.
1:15:08
SPEAKER_05: And it also needs to be a little kind of fun.
1:15:11
SPEAKER_05: Chilly, funny.
1:15:12
SPEAKER_05: You can't take it too seriously.
1:15:13
SPEAKER_03: But as you know, with like the podcast, and which we sort of knew, like I very much was like before we started the podcast, it was like my closet was only custom.
1:15:22
SPEAKER_03: Like I was very proud of that.
1:15:24
SPEAKER_03: And that's proud that I that I put the money into doing that, especially because my proportions are crazy and whatever.
1:15:30
SPEAKER_03: Crazy.
1:15:30
SPEAKER_03: But with the podcast, it was like, whoa, the turnover actually, I don't have enough.
1:15:35
SPEAKER_03: So like it's been a lot of fashionova dressing things up, dressing things down, whatever, piecing these together.
1:15:40
SPEAKER_03: I like the funny thing.
1:15:41
SPEAKER_03: And like, so like as you know, like it's just like you have to just like some some episodes I look back and I'm like, oh, I look like fucking shit.
1:15:48
SPEAKER_03: Same.
1:15:49
SPEAKER_03: But it's like, whatever.
1:15:50
SPEAKER_03: You did it, you still did it.
1:15:53
SPEAKER_02: I like get horny for ready wear and then like remix, remix.
1:15:56
SPEAKER_02: Yes, me too.
1:15:56
SPEAKER_02: I love doing that.
1:15:57
SPEAKER_03: It's just fun for me is a piece.
1:15:59
SPEAKER_03: She pieces things in such a beautiful way.
1:16:01
SPEAKER_03: It's crazy.
1:16:01
SPEAKER_05: I've like I've been really into like fishnet shit.
1:16:05
SPEAKER_05: So I'll get like five fishnet bodysuits and I'll layer them in different ways.
1:16:09
SPEAKER_05: It's giving you kind of giving that already.
1:16:10
SPEAKER_05: Like the layers that not have to be.
1:16:13
SPEAKER_03: You do look like a little fish caught in a net.
1:16:16
SPEAKER_04: Let's play this game.
1:16:18
SPEAKER_04: Sorry.
1:16:18
SPEAKER_04: Okay, calling calling asshole pussy.
1:16:20
SPEAKER_04: Cunt.
1:16:21
SPEAKER_04: Cunt.
1:16:22
SPEAKER_05: Oh, literally.
1:16:23
SPEAKER_05: Cunt.
1:16:23
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:16:23
SPEAKER_05: What do you think about that?
1:16:25
SPEAKER_04: I think it's hot.
1:16:25
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, do you?
1:16:26
SPEAKER_05: Do you know how your husband's asshole is pussy?
1:16:28
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
1:16:29
SPEAKER_04: What?
1:16:30
SPEAKER_05: We're both.
1:16:31
SPEAKER_04: We're both.
1:16:32
SPEAKER_03: You're both like, yeah.
1:16:33
SPEAKER_03: You married a top?
1:16:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:16:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, why?
1:16:36
SPEAKER_05: You guys want to?
1:16:36
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I was just about to say we're coming over.
1:16:39
SPEAKER_05: That's crazy.
1:16:40
SPEAKER_05: You've never heard of that.
1:16:41
SPEAKER_04: We do, yeah.
1:16:43
SPEAKER_03: You literally have to find a bottom of the thing.
1:16:46
SPEAKER_04: Well, we're booked.
1:16:47
SPEAKER_03: I love that.
1:16:47
SPEAKER_02: We're like, do you like queens?
1:16:50
SPEAKER_02: Have you ever heard of such a thing?
1:16:51
SPEAKER_04: Really?
1:16:52
SPEAKER_04: Oh, well, we also like, I mean, we're both pretty sidey too, so it's like a lot of like hand-stop mouth stuff.
1:16:56
SPEAKER_04: But hand foot and mouth.
1:16:58
SPEAKER_02: It's a lot of hand football.
1:16:58
SPEAKER_03: A lot of hand foot and mouth is easier.
1:17:01
SPEAKER_03: You can't really have anal every single day of your life.
1:17:03
SPEAKER_03: Like that's a kind of honorable.
1:17:05
SPEAKER_05: My ex-boyfriend was such an amazing thing.
1:17:06
SPEAKER_05: He's crazy.
1:17:07
SPEAKER_02: I know.
1:17:07
SPEAKER_05: He's a bottom or a top?
1:17:08
SPEAKER_02: Bottom.
1:17:09
SPEAKER_05: Oh, and he you could just fuck him every day all day.
1:17:10
SPEAKER_02: We had sex so many times ago.
1:17:12
SPEAKER_02: Well, some bottoms don't do.
1:17:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:17:13
SPEAKER_02: Well, no, he was always ready.
1:17:15
SPEAKER_02: It was crazy.
1:17:16
SPEAKER_02: No poop.
1:17:17
SPEAKER_02: No poop.
1:17:18
SPEAKER_02: I think we it always sounds like a lie, but we would go like four times a day during the first year.
1:17:23
SPEAKER_02: I guess it just couldn't.
1:17:24
SPEAKER_02: It's crazy.
1:17:25
SPEAKER_05: They had no time to build up again before the next session.
1:17:27
SPEAKER_04: You went from dating a woman for 10 years to dating a bottom who had like a child.
1:17:31
SPEAKER_04: You dated a woman, a real woman?
1:17:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, from college.
1:17:35
SPEAKER_03: Are you recently gay?
1:17:36
SPEAKER_02: And you ate her.
1:17:37
SPEAKER_02: 2017.
1:17:38
SPEAKER_02: 2017.
1:17:39
SPEAKER_03: Late to come out.
1:17:40
SPEAKER_03: I don't even I can't even figure out your age.
1:17:43
SPEAKER_02: 2017, I'm 37.
1:17:44
SPEAKER_02: She's 40.
1:17:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's in like a long-term relationship with a girl.
1:17:48
SPEAKER_02: And she's a friend of the bod.
1:17:50
SPEAKER_05: Did you ever think about having children?
1:17:52
SPEAKER_02: For sure.
1:17:53
SPEAKER_02: That's great.
1:17:54
SPEAKER_02: But her and I both like don't like.
1:17:55
SPEAKER_02: We wish we were court sort of queer in that, like, I don't know.
1:17:58
SPEAKER_03: The whole time were you like, I'm gay, I'm gay, I don't know what to do.
1:18:01
SPEAKER_03: How do I get out of this?
1:18:02
SPEAKER_02: No, it didn't feel like a train I wanted to get off.
1:18:04
SPEAKER_02: Like, I I we started as friends with benefits, and like our relationship was good.
1:18:08
SPEAKER_02: I just felt like I was holding myself back.
1:18:10
SPEAKER_02: So it was extra hard to like get out because I was like, I very much could see myself like marrying this person and having kids.
1:18:17
SPEAKER_02: Like, that's definitely like where we were going.
1:18:20
SPEAKER_02: But I just felt like I was holding myself back.
1:18:22
SPEAKER_02: And I I was doing her a disservice and that.
1:18:24
SPEAKER_02: Like I couldn't argue myself.
1:18:26
SPEAKER_02: Like it was just this queer muscle.
1:18:27
SPEAKER_02: Holy shit.
1:18:28
SPEAKER_02: I would say like this queer muscle collecting dust on a shelf, and I'm like, but I also thought all my pre I uh No, I I say I'm cosmically bisexual, and that like I would maybe if like I almost had sex with a lesbian at the lesbian wedding.
1:18:40
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
1:18:41
SPEAKER_02: I texted you, I was like, I almost had sex with someone with the body.
1:18:43
SPEAKER_02: And you were in drag and she was like in town.
1:18:45
SPEAKER_02: No, I went back to the wedding.
1:18:46
SPEAKER_02: I took out the drag and I went back to the wedding.
1:18:48
SPEAKER_02: And she said, Who the hell are you?
1:18:49
SPEAKER_02: Because I lived five minutes down the street.
1:18:51
SPEAKER_02: So I was like, wait, let me go back.
1:18:53
SPEAKER_02: And I almost but but it's been years, it's been like since 2017.
1:18:56
SPEAKER_02: Like I don't hook up with women.
1:18:58
SPEAKER_02: I'm much I'm gay.
1:19:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's how I feel like I feel that way too.
1:19:03
SPEAKER_04: Like I'm kind of bi as well.
1:19:05
SPEAKER_04: And I and like I was thinking about like what would it take for me to like have sex with a woman?
1:19:09
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, well, I guess the idea would be like having sex with like a couple, like a man and a woman, having sex with both of them.
1:19:16
SPEAKER_04: And that would be really hot.
1:19:17
SPEAKER_04: That's like my list, yeah.
1:19:18
SPEAKER_05: It's not the vagina that scares me.
1:19:21
SPEAKER_05: I think it's more just like the taste, the boobs of it all, and the hair and like the curly moaning.
1:19:29
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
1:19:29
SPEAKER_03: I don't want to get behind the boobs.
1:19:30
SPEAKER_03: I don't know if I like the pussy.
1:19:33
SPEAKER_03: I don't think I could be near a vagina.
1:19:35
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, that's so misogynistic.
1:19:39
SPEAKER_05: Is it misogynistic?
1:19:40
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
1:19:41
SPEAKER_05: Uh yes.
1:19:42
SPEAKER_03: That I'm just not attracted to that Janatalia?
1:19:44
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:19:45
SPEAKER_05: No, no, no, not in that way, but like it's a classic trope for gay guys to be like, ew, vaginas, when it's like, it's a little massage.
1:19:53
SPEAKER_05: Hello.
1:19:54
SPEAKER_05: Well, I'm sorry, it makes me sick to my stomach.
1:19:57
SPEAKER_03: A hot trans man's puss.
1:20:00
SPEAKER_03: The only purpose for me to wake up in this life is to suck a huge cop.
1:20:05
SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay.
1:20:06
SPEAKER_03: So I'm sorry.
1:20:07
SPEAKER_03: That's that's all I want.
1:20:08
SPEAKER_05: Okay, wait, I have a cunt or punch.
1:20:10
SPEAKER_04: Okay, go for it.
1:20:10
SPEAKER_04: Wait, wait, we didn't cunt, we all cunted um calling you pussy.
1:20:14
SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
1:20:15
SPEAKER_05: Right?
1:20:16
SPEAKER_05: That's cunt.
1:20:17
SPEAKER_04: Calling your asshole pussy is cut.
1:20:19
SPEAKER_05: I didn't respond because I asked.
1:20:20
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, what is it?
1:20:20
SPEAKER_05: You don't know.
1:20:21
SPEAKER_05: You don't like that?
1:20:22
SPEAKER_05: Fuck me, pussy.
1:20:23
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, my boy pussy.
1:20:25
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
1:20:25
SPEAKER_02: That giant pussy makes me laugh.
1:20:27
SPEAKER_02: Pussy.
1:20:28
SPEAKER_02: I don't do anybody.
1:20:30
SPEAKER_03: I don't think pussy during the city.
1:20:31
SPEAKER_03: Pussy is lazy.
1:20:33
SPEAKER_03: That's like some way around.
1:20:34
SPEAKER_02: I like whole.
1:20:35
SPEAKER_04: Whole?
1:20:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I like whole.
1:20:36
SPEAKER_04: It's because it's kind of degrading.
1:20:38
SPEAKER_02: Oh my pooper.
1:20:39
SPEAKER_02: Pooper.
1:20:40
SPEAKER_03: This guy.
1:20:40
SPEAKER_03: I used to talk.
1:20:41
SPEAKER_03: Used to talk to you.
1:20:42
SPEAKER_03: Wanted me.
1:20:43
SPEAKER_03: He called it pooper.
1:20:44
SPEAKER_03: He called it dumper.
1:20:46
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
1:20:46
SPEAKER_02: Screaming.
1:20:47
SPEAKER_02: We say pooper like to be gross and like illusory.
1:20:50
SPEAKER_02: I have a video.
1:20:50
SPEAKER_02: It's ironic.
1:20:51
SPEAKER_03: I have a video of him saying he wants to be a big thing.
1:20:53
SPEAKER_03: Dumper.
1:20:54
SPEAKER_03: I want to see your fucking dumper.
1:20:55
SPEAKER_03: Dumper.
1:20:56
SPEAKER_05: Show me your diaper dumper.
1:20:57
SPEAKER_05: He used to be obsessed.
1:20:58
SPEAKER_04: Well, that's like he's, you know, bread crumbing you to get to get to scat.
1:21:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:21:02
SPEAKER_02: That's like.
1:21:03
SPEAKER_02: And I will never.
1:21:04
SPEAKER_02: The only time I like almost somehow got affiliated with someone into scat, I got anal herpes.
1:21:10
SPEAKER_05: Oh.
1:21:11
SPEAKER_05: Been there, done that many times.
1:21:12
SPEAKER_05: And that's commercial.
1:21:13
SPEAKER_05: Herpes, no, sorry.
1:21:14
unknown: Not herpes.
1:21:15
SPEAKER_05: Sorry.
1:21:16
SPEAKER_05: I get them confused.
1:21:17
SPEAKER_05: I've had all the other ones, though.
1:21:19
SPEAKER_05: Everything.
1:21:22
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:21:22
SPEAKER_02: Scat away.
1:21:23
SPEAKER_03: Make some noise for anal herpes, you guys.
1:21:25
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
1:21:26
SPEAKER_05: Okay, wait.
1:21:26
SPEAKER_05: Counter punt, um, ass up, door open, hookups.
1:21:31
SPEAKER_05: To me, it's personally punt.
1:21:33
SPEAKER_05: I don't get it.
1:21:34
SPEAKER_05: Same.
1:21:35
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:21:36
SPEAKER_05: I hate it.
1:21:36
SPEAKER_04: Think about it.
1:21:37
SPEAKER_04: I've done it once.
1:21:38
SPEAKER_04: Very and non.
1:21:39
SPEAKER_04: Door open.
1:21:41
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:21:41
SPEAKER_04: And then what?
1:21:42
SPEAKER_04: But like, where are you?
1:21:43
SPEAKER_05: At your own apartment.
1:21:44
SPEAKER_05: You're hosting, and guys are like, oh, I want you to, I want to come over and you just have the door open and you just be laying there.
1:21:49
SPEAKER_02: Absolutely not.
1:21:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:21:50
SPEAKER_02: I I really need drinks.
1:21:52
SPEAKER_02: I need chow.
1:21:53
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:21:54
SPEAKER_02: Chatter.
1:21:54
SPEAKER_02: Did you say chowder?
1:21:56
SPEAKER_02: I need clam chowder.
1:21:57
SPEAKER_02: I need honest.
1:22:00
SPEAKER_05: I need a cauldron.
1:22:01
SPEAKER_02: I need a fisherman's platter.
1:22:03
SPEAKER_02: I need to be wined and dined.
1:22:05
SPEAKER_02: And I need to make sure that I'm not going to get you.
1:22:07
SPEAKER_05: I need a little gem salad.
1:22:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I like intimacy.
1:22:10
SPEAKER_02: I need a little gem.
1:22:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:22:11
SPEAKER_04: For sure.
1:22:12
SPEAKER_04: I like, I think intimacy is hot.
1:22:13
SPEAKER_04: It's like I do too.
1:22:15
SPEAKER_04: So it's like, I don't that that's the opposite of intimacy.
1:22:17
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm pretty demi-sex anonymous.
1:22:18
SPEAKER_05: People really get into that anonymous stuff though, too.
1:22:20
SPEAKER_05: And I am just so ugly.
1:22:22
SPEAKER_05: I'm just not into that shit.
1:22:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, me neither.
1:22:24
SPEAKER_05: I want to say hi, I want to hug you, I want to pet your dog, all that stuff.
1:22:27
SPEAKER_05: I want to make friends.
1:22:28
SPEAKER_05: What about you, Selma?
1:22:30
SPEAKER_03: I have done ass up once.
1:22:32
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
1:22:33
SPEAKER_05: And your dad was in town.
1:22:35
SPEAKER_03: It was hot until then, like afterwards.
1:22:38
SPEAKER_03: Like, obviously, you're now supposed to just leave so that we don't communicate at all.
1:22:43
SPEAKER_03: And he was like, hey man, like, do you have a towel?
1:22:45
SPEAKER_03: So like I had to like get up.
1:22:46
SPEAKER_03: You need to get your ass up.
1:22:47
SPEAKER_03: The whole thing was ruined.
1:22:48
SPEAKER_03: I had to get my ass up.
1:22:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:22:50
SPEAKER_03: And you were ass you were down.
1:22:52
SPEAKER_03: So it was just was like, okay, so now it's ruined.
1:22:54
SPEAKER_03: And we've had a conversation now.
1:22:55
SPEAKER_05: And like You're gonna let him dirty one of your towels?
1:22:58
SPEAKER_05: Hell no.
1:22:58
SPEAKER_05: Well, go use the toilet paper, it'll kind of dry up on there.
1:23:02
SPEAKER_02: But I cannot picture that ass up, door open.
1:23:06
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:23:06
SPEAKER_05: It's so common to me.
1:23:07
SPEAKER_05: People ask me all the time.
1:23:08
SPEAKER_02: Really?
1:23:09
SPEAKER_05: I feel like, yeah, they're like, oh, you into ass up?
1:23:11
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, no.
1:23:12
SPEAKER_04: It's become so much more popular because of sniffies.
1:23:14
SPEAKER_04: I think all that kind of anonymous stuff is like really happening right now.
1:23:18
SPEAKER_04: And it's just so like not I make kind of like I'm like scared.
1:23:21
SPEAKER_04: Like that's how I feel.
1:23:22
SPEAKER_05: It harkens back to like I need an emotional original cruising culture almost, though, which I understand.
1:23:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:23:27
SPEAKER_05: I love it.
1:23:28
SPEAKER_05: But it has to be in like a dark room for me, can be totally anonymous.
1:23:31
SPEAKER_05: Obviously, I'm not gonna go up to somebody in the dark room and be like, hello.
1:23:33
SPEAKER_05: Hello, I'm Vicky.
1:23:35
SPEAKER_06: No.
1:23:36
SPEAKER_05: But if I'm inviting you over to my house and have to tell you the fucking door code, I'm gonna say hi to you first.
1:23:41
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:23:41
SPEAKER_03: Otherwise, that's crazy.
1:23:43
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:23:43
SPEAKER_03: I always thought like it'd be so hot to do like anon like in a hotel situation.
1:23:48
SPEAKER_03: But then I'm like, but but actually, you can't get up without a key.
1:23:50
SPEAKER_03: So like I would have to go fetch you from the lock.
1:23:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, totally.
1:23:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:23:53
SPEAKER_03: Like it's almost impossible to do like any a non at a hotel.
1:23:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:23:57
SPEAKER_02: Except well those good hotels where you don't need the key punch.
1:24:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:24:00
SPEAKER_02: The super A.
1:24:02
SPEAKER_03: And it up.
1:24:03
SPEAKER_03: The red roof.
1:24:07
SPEAKER_05: But in the city, that scares me more.
1:24:09
SPEAKER_05: Versus if I was in like where I'm from, going to like a little motel, it's fine.
1:24:13
SPEAKER_05: But in the city, I'm like, I don't want to end up dead under that mattress.
1:24:15
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:24:16
SPEAKER_03: I feel like I'm more likely to get murdered outside of the city than I'm going to do that.
1:24:19
SPEAKER_03: That's what I was gonna say.
1:24:20
SPEAKER_02: I feel that way too.
1:24:21
SPEAKER_02: Well safe in the city.
1:24:22
SPEAKER_03: Safe in the city is that's a podcast.
1:24:24
SPEAKER_05: Always gonna be the one killing, though.
1:24:26
SPEAKER_05: That's whoever.
1:24:27
SPEAKER_05: Okay, so wait, this leads to my counter punt.
1:24:29
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah, what's your cunter pine?
1:24:30
SPEAKER_03: Traveling for a hookup.
1:24:31
SPEAKER_03: Oh far?
1:24:32
SPEAKER_03: Cunt.
1:24:33
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you prefer.
1:24:34
SPEAKER_03: I would mine's punt.
1:24:35
SPEAKER_03: I would love to.
1:24:36
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
1:24:37
SPEAKER_05: Depends for me.
1:24:37
SPEAKER_05: Sometimes I really do not want to host.
1:24:40
SPEAKER_05: I'm like not in the mood and I or I'm at work and I can host.
1:24:44
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:24:45
SPEAKER_05: So I think traveling is cunt.
1:24:47
SPEAKER_03: Cunt.
1:24:48
SPEAKER_03: You as well.
1:24:49
SPEAKER_04: It gets me out of the house.
1:24:50
SPEAKER_04: You know, takes me fresh air.
1:24:52
SPEAKER_04: Part of the city I have been to before.
1:24:54
SPEAKER_02: It's hard because I think like my lazy ass prefers to host, but also there's a lot of wigs in my room.
1:25:00
SPEAKER_02: Oh no, you share.
1:25:02
SPEAKER_02: You and Gina share a room.
1:25:04
SPEAKER_02: Roommate.
1:25:04
SPEAKER_02: Well, my drag's all here, but my wigs are like in the sky.
1:25:08
SPEAKER_04: Sure.
1:25:08
SPEAKER_04: It's a lot.
1:25:09
SPEAKER_04: Which means that they're on a high shelf in her bedroom.
1:25:12
SPEAKER_04: The wigs in the sky doesn't mean anything.
1:25:14
SPEAKER_02: There's no ceiling.
1:25:15
SPEAKER_02: There are wigs in the sky.
1:25:16
SPEAKER_02: It's an infinity ceiling, okay?
1:25:18
SPEAKER_02: Um, yeah, so the wigs are kind of it's fun to just like it ruins it.
1:25:22
SPEAKER_02: Cause like I love when people don't look me up at first.
1:25:24
SPEAKER_02: Cause like I don't care if people know I do drag, but it's just like nice if they could just like get to know me before they just judge.
1:25:30
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
1:25:30
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna punt the motherfucker.
1:25:32
SPEAKER_03: How's that?
1:25:33
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
1:25:34
SPEAKER_06: You do not travel.
1:25:35
SPEAKER_03: I traveled, actually recently I traveled, but I like to host.
1:25:39
SPEAKER_03: I know where the knives are if I need to protect myself.
1:25:42
SPEAKER_03: Luckily, never do.
1:25:44
SPEAKER_03: But some but actually sometimes it does hinder me because like if my room is like really messy, I'm like, well, I certainly can't have anyone see this state.
1:25:52
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:25:52
SPEAKER_05: Like turn all the lights off.
1:25:53
SPEAKER_03: But last night I literally was like, sorry, my room looks the way it looks.
1:25:57
SPEAKER_02: It's empowering though to be like, actually, fuck off.
1:25:59
SPEAKER_02: Like, it's I this is nasty, I'm not gonna clean.
1:26:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:26:02
SPEAKER_05: Also, the places I have traveled to for a hookup.
1:26:06
SPEAKER_03: You'll think.
1:26:06
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and get there and I'm like, it's a complete shithole.
1:26:09
SPEAKER_05: I know.
1:26:10
SPEAKER_05: Do I really care?
1:26:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:26:11
SPEAKER_05: If I'm topping, no.
1:26:13
SPEAKER_05: But if I'm bottoming and I have to lay on somebody's dirty, nasty, dried up towel, like, no, absolutely not.
1:26:21
SPEAKER_03: Crunchy.
1:26:22
SPEAKER_03: Crunch.
1:26:22
SPEAKER_03: I love your topping journey.
1:26:24
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
1:26:25
SPEAKER_05: It's very fun.
1:26:26
SPEAKER_05: I like it.
1:26:26
SPEAKER_05: And people like the dong too.
1:26:28
SPEAKER_05: So have you topped and dry it?
1:26:31
SPEAKER_04: Would you?
1:26:32
SPEAKER_05: Uh huh.
1:26:32
SPEAKER_05: It seems like a little.
1:26:33
SPEAKER_05: I would top in mug.
1:26:34
SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
1:26:35
SPEAKER_04: Hair.
1:26:36
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:26:36
SPEAKER_04: I'd keep the wig on.
1:26:37
SPEAKER_04: That way.
1:26:38
SPEAKER_04: Why not?
1:26:38
SPEAKER_05: A little human hair wig whipping it around.
1:26:40
SPEAKER_05: If a guy's into it, one of my sisters, who's like I'm very close with, she literally was topping some guy in a Letitia wig the other day, she said.
1:26:48
SPEAKER_05: And she was like 30 minutes after I just ripped it off and kept going.
1:26:51
SPEAKER_05: I was like, I love it too.
1:26:52
SPEAKER_05: If the guy really isn't bothered by it, I'm like, fuck yeah.
1:26:56
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, sure.
1:26:57
SPEAKER_02: I think that's hot.
1:26:58
SPEAKER_05: I think it's hot too.
1:26:59
SPEAKER_05: I'm trying to think if I would let like a drag queen top me, like if I knew the dong was giving hot, yummy dong, I wouldn't even pay attention to the rest, you know?
1:27:10
SPEAKER_03: Right, yeah.
1:27:10
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
1:27:11
SPEAKER_03: That's a revolution.
1:27:12
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, if the cut crease was clean.
1:27:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, totally.
1:27:15
SPEAKER_03: I really, if you have a nice, pretty dong, I don't care what I do not care what literally the hell you look like.
1:27:22
SPEAKER_03: Is that crazy?
1:27:23
SPEAKER_03: To me, is that a weird dick addiction?
1:27:25
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
1:27:26
SPEAKER_05: Because if you're hideous, if you're like Shrek, ugly ogre, but you have a gorgeous dong, all of a sudden you're kind of hot.
1:27:32
SPEAKER_02: But like I love this dong because I feel like my dick is too pretty in a way.
1:27:36
SPEAKER_02: Show us how.
1:27:37
SPEAKER_05: Love that.
1:27:39
SPEAKER_05: Um, perfect dong.
1:27:40
SPEAKER_05: I don't, I don't even mean big per se, but I just mean like boyfriend, boyfriend.
1:27:44
SPEAKER_05: Aesthetically proportionate, all of that type of stuff.
1:27:49
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
1:27:49
SPEAKER_05: And like some match for the person.
1:27:51
SPEAKER_05: Also, the photos.
1:27:52
SPEAKER_04: Like it has to be like the definition can change at any given time.
1:27:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:27:56
SPEAKER_04: Like good dong is always on the move.
1:27:58
SPEAKER_04: I definitely go in and For a good dong, but for me, it's like you gotta be a you have to be a good kisser.
1:28:03
SPEAKER_04: Like that is like probably the first thing.
1:28:05
SPEAKER_03: Uh saying I tell you guys something.
1:28:07
SPEAKER_03: Like it's a humble brag.
1:28:08
SPEAKER_03: No, you better not.
1:28:09
SPEAKER_03: It's a humble brag.
1:28:11
SPEAKER_03: I was just in P Town for the first time.
1:28:13
SPEAKER_03: Oh, really?
1:28:14
SPEAKER_02: That looked so fun.
1:28:15
SPEAKER_03: It was so much fun.
1:28:17
SPEAKER_03: And finally, on my last night.
1:28:19
SPEAKER_03: I was making out with this guy.
1:28:20
SPEAKER_03: You had to post it.
1:28:21
SPEAKER_03: We all saw it.
1:28:22
SPEAKER_03: He goes, well, it was closey friends.
1:28:24
SPEAKER_03: And he he runs off to find say it with me, his boyfriend.
1:28:28
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
1:28:28
SPEAKER_03: And how fucking insufferable.
1:28:30
SPEAKER_03: And open relationships.
1:28:32
SPEAKER_03: And you know.
1:28:34
SPEAKER_03: No! And my my drag daughter being being a good good duder, she was like, no, no, go back to making out with my friend.
1:28:42
SPEAKER_03: And he was like, I gotta go find my boyfriend.
1:28:44
SPEAKER_03: But he is one of the best kissers I've ever kissed in my entire life.
1:28:47
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:28:48
SPEAKER_03: And he said that.
1:28:49
SPEAKER_03: He was 39, so he's lived way longer than that.
1:28:52
SPEAKER_03: He's got that silky hole.
1:28:53
SPEAKER_01: He said it's a plasia.
1:28:54
SPEAKER_01: 39-year-old silky hole.
1:28:56
SPEAKER_03: He said it's a plasy about me.
1:28:58
SPEAKER_03: So everyone, line up and kiss me.
1:28:59
SPEAKER_03: I believe it.
1:29:00
SPEAKER_03: I'll be at a kissing booth.
1:29:01
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:29:01
SPEAKER_03: We should do a boy.
1:29:03
SPEAKER_03: We should do a circus-themed show.
1:29:06
SPEAKER_02: Careful with that circus theme, because we I did a clown look and no one liked it.
1:29:09
SPEAKER_03: I lived for it.
1:29:10
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
1:29:11
SPEAKER_03: It's hard to get a clown look.
1:29:13
SPEAKER_03: People don't love clowns.
1:29:14
SPEAKER_03: It's hard to tell.
1:29:15
SPEAKER_02: I was happy with it.
1:29:16
SPEAKER_02: I was like, I just, again, boredom.
1:29:17
SPEAKER_02: I was like, I'm just going to do it.
1:29:18
SPEAKER_05: Actually, my birthday's in August, and every year I do like a drag birthday show.
1:29:22
SPEAKER_05: Virgo?
1:29:22
SPEAKER_05: Yes, Virgo.
1:29:23
SPEAKER_02: Same.
1:29:24
SPEAKER_05: Love.
1:29:24
SPEAKER_05: And I wanted to do like a clown look this year.
1:29:27
SPEAKER_05: I ended up pivoting, but like kind of choppily fashion clown.
1:29:31
SPEAKER_05: I really wanted to try.
1:29:32
SPEAKER_05: I still want to do it.
1:29:33
SPEAKER_05: I think I want to save it more for a little more spooky time.
1:29:36
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
1:29:36
SPEAKER_02: I think follow your heart, but no one will like it.
1:29:39
SPEAKER_02: What?
1:29:39
SPEAKER_02: Follow your heart, but no one will like it.
1:29:40
SPEAKER_02: But no one will like it.
1:29:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:29:44
SPEAKER_02: You gotta, you gotta.
1:29:44
SPEAKER_04: You gotta do you.
1:29:45
SPEAKER_04: No one will like it.
1:29:47
SPEAKER_05: Not one person.
1:29:48
SPEAKER_05: The most energy is I put into something.
1:29:52
SPEAKER_05: Nobody gives me a lot of things.
1:29:52
SPEAKER_05: Let's do a podcast.
1:29:53
SPEAKER_03: Follow your heart.
1:29:54
SPEAKER_03: No one will like it.
1:29:55
SPEAKER_03: We have like four followers and they're bots.
1:29:57
unknown: Same.
1:29:58
unknown: Yeah.
1:29:58
unknown: Not it.
1:29:59
SPEAKER_03: It's hard.
1:30:00
SPEAKER_05: Either that or we're causing controversy in the drag community, and everybody is trying to cancel us.
1:30:05
SPEAKER_03: No one reacts anything actually funny that we post.
1:30:10
SPEAKER_04: As soon as we post a hot take, people are it's all that the algorithm rewards.
1:30:16
SPEAKER_04: It's like it's that type of thing.
1:30:18
SPEAKER_01: Isn't that that right though?
1:30:19
SPEAKER_00: It's so fucking annoying.
1:30:20
SPEAKER_01: Or you have to be conventionally hot.
1:30:22
SPEAKER_03: You have to be.
1:30:24
SPEAKER_03: There's some podcasts where I'm like, you're actually not funny at all.
1:30:26
SPEAKER_03: You just are nice to look at.
1:30:28
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:30:29
SPEAKER_03: That's anything in this world, though, I feel like.
1:30:30
SPEAKER_02: We're like shadow ban cuz our fucking name.
1:30:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Cunty like does not like it.
1:30:35
SPEAKER_02: I was gonna ask you.
1:30:36
SPEAKER_03: I thought about that because having a cuss word in the name, I'm like, mistake.
1:30:40
SPEAKER_02: Huge mistake.
1:30:41
SPEAKER_02: I fucking did a custom teapot purse, and I was like, this is gonna go viral because a lot of times, like our tutorials will like do well.
1:30:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
1:30:48
SPEAKER_02: No one cared again to the clown of it all.
1:30:50
SPEAKER_02: We're like, they're scared.
1:30:51
SPEAKER_02: Girl.
1:30:51
SPEAKER_02: Of course, it's horrible.
1:30:52
SPEAKER_03: It's hard on here for a show, girl.
1:30:54
SPEAKER_03: For sure.
1:30:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:30:55
SPEAKER_05: That fucking hates you.
1:30:58
SPEAKER_05: But I do love those earrings.
1:31:00
SPEAKER_02: Betsy Johnson old school.
1:31:00
SPEAKER_02: Before that's a good one.
1:31:02
SPEAKER_02: I feel like you can put that on a big wooden door and use it as a before she like got bankrupt 20 times.
1:31:06
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:31:07
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
1:31:07
SPEAKER_03: OG Betsy.
1:31:08
SPEAKER_03: I don't know if you do it, but I mean, obviously you have a backing in it, but I will do if they're really heavy like that, I'll do a dot of nail glue.
1:31:15
SPEAKER_03: Are you a hoops girly?
1:31:16
SPEAKER_02: I do love a hoop.
1:31:17
SPEAKER_03: Me too.
1:31:17
SPEAKER_03: I love a hoop.
1:31:18
SPEAKER_05: But I have like all types of like fun shit.
1:31:19
SPEAKER_05: I have lots of hoops.
1:31:20
SPEAKER_05: I love that.
1:31:20
SPEAKER_05: It's really a little earrings plaza moment.
1:31:23
SPEAKER_03: No, no, I got this on Say It With Me, Amazon.
1:31:26
SPEAKER_03: I saw an episode of Hacks where Deborah Vance was wearing this exact shape.
1:31:30
SPEAKER_03: I said honey.
1:31:32
SPEAKER_03: Maybe they were doing it low buzz, okay?
1:31:35
SPEAKER_03: Love.
1:31:36
SPEAKER_02: Are you morning hacks?
1:31:37
SPEAKER_02: Because I am.
1:31:38
SPEAKER_03: I am morning hacks.
1:31:39
SPEAKER_03: I loved the show so much.
1:31:41
SPEAKER_03: Good on them for getting that many Emmy nominations.
1:31:43
SPEAKER_03: Amazing.
1:31:44
SPEAKER_03: It's crazy.
1:31:44
SPEAKER_03: Our Queen Meg Salter got nominated.
1:31:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:31:47
SPEAKER_03: Love.
1:31:47
SPEAKER_03: Seeing her in O'Mary twice.
1:31:49
SPEAKER_03: You've already?
1:31:50
SPEAKER_03: No, I'm going to next week and then the following week I'm seeing her.
1:31:53
SPEAKER_03: I'm so curious.
1:31:54
SPEAKER_03: Like how that's going to be.
1:31:55
SPEAKER_05: We have tickets together, and I found out last night I actually booked a flight out of town.
1:32:00
SPEAKER_05: Won't be making it.
1:32:01
SPEAKER_05: So if either of you would like to buy it off me, I will be selling it for Facebook.
1:32:04
SPEAKER_05: Not free.
1:32:05
SPEAKER_05: Not free.
1:32:06
SPEAKER_02: Wait a sec.
1:32:06
SPEAKER_04: Put it at a podcaster's discount.
1:32:10
SPEAKER_02: What time is it?
1:32:10
SPEAKER_02: Because these girlies can't say two hours.
1:32:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
1:32:12
SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
1:32:12
SPEAKER_02: What is your out?
1:32:13
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
1:32:15
SPEAKER_02: Crazy.
1:32:16
SPEAKER_01: What?
1:32:16
SPEAKER_01: Do you need to go on the phone?
1:32:18
SPEAKER_05: No, no, we don't have anything else going on.
1:32:20
SPEAKER_05: And I'm having a great time.
1:32:22
SPEAKER_05: God.
1:32:23
SPEAKER_05: This episode is going to be nine to do editing.
1:32:27
SPEAKER_05: Two and a half hours to go to the house.
1:32:28
SPEAKER_05: Are you going to edit it?
1:32:30
SPEAKER_04: We'll see what happens.
1:32:32
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:32:32
SPEAKER_04: Dallas.
1:32:33
SPEAKER_04: Do you do y'all wanna um plug anything?
1:32:36
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yes.
1:32:37
SPEAKER_04: Before I go see.
1:32:38
SPEAKER_04: Yes, please.
1:32:39
SPEAKER_03: My hairline.
1:32:40
SPEAKER_05: Leaning back on that thing.
1:32:42
SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
1:32:43
SPEAKER_03: We have a podcast called Vulgar V-O-L-G-H-E-R.
1:32:46
SPEAKER_03: Yes, we do.
1:32:47
SPEAKER_03: Find us at Vulgar Pod on Instagram, Grubhub, Pornhub.
1:32:51
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we're available on all streaming platforms.
1:32:53
SPEAKER_05: We're like a comedy hookup drag podcast is kind of what we focus on.
1:32:58
SPEAKER_05: And our year anniversary is actually coming up in August.
1:33:01
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
1:33:02
SPEAKER_05: And so we're having a live show at Red Eye, a live taping of our podcast.
1:33:07
SPEAKER_05: It's slumber party themed.
1:33:08
SPEAKER_03: Y'all should come out.
1:33:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, y'all should come.
1:33:10
SPEAKER_03: We should.
1:33:11
SPEAKER_03: We'll put you on the list.
1:33:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
1:33:12
SPEAKER_03: Literally, we'd love to.
1:33:13
SPEAKER_05: It's so fun.
1:33:14
SPEAKER_05: We've done one before.
1:33:15
SPEAKER_05: Um and it was fabulous.
1:33:17
SPEAKER_05: So we want to celebrate our year anniversary.
1:33:19
SPEAKER_05: And I'm excited.
1:33:20
SPEAKER_02: Make it litty titty.
1:33:21
SPEAKER_02: That sounds so fun.
1:33:23
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:33:23
SPEAKER_05: And we also do it at Redeye too, so it's nice.
1:33:25
SPEAKER_05: We can kind of just have all of our same shit.
1:33:27
SPEAKER_05: Um residency vibe.
1:33:30
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
1:33:31
SPEAKER_02: And how many episodes are you guys?
1:33:33
SPEAKER_02: We're almost at 50.
1:33:35
SPEAKER_02: Amazing.
1:33:36
SPEAKER_02: You're ranking it out.
1:33:37
SPEAKER_02: We've done it every single week.
1:33:39
SPEAKER_04: That's incredible.
1:33:40
SPEAKER_04: For almost a year.
1:33:42
SPEAKER_04: Well, I saw you do seasons.
1:33:44
SPEAKER_04: Which, like honestly, we live.
1:33:46
SPEAKER_04: We kind of do whatever we want.
1:33:47
SPEAKER_04: We do whatever we want.
1:33:48
SPEAKER_04: We take breaks, we do whatever, whatever.
1:33:49
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:33:50
SPEAKER_05: Well, follow us on Instagram too if anybody wants to.
1:33:52
SPEAKER_05: You can find me.
1:33:52
SPEAKER_05: It's Vicky V N Y C Salmonilla NYC.
1:33:56
SPEAKER_05: We post a lot of very, very cunty stuff on there.
1:34:00
SPEAKER_05: So yeah.
1:34:01
SPEAKER_05: You guys, thank you so much for having me.
1:34:03
SPEAKER_05: Thank you so much for having us.
1:34:05
SPEAKER_05: All for coming.
1:34:05
SPEAKER_05: This has been a dream.
1:34:06
SPEAKER_05: I've never done anything like this, and I've literally had the best time ever.
1:34:09
SPEAKER_03: I want to goon on this couch.
1:34:10
SPEAKER_03: We're bad at a goon.
1:34:11
SPEAKER_03: I need to go.
1:34:11
SPEAKER_05: We're gooning tonight.
1:34:13
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
1:34:14
SPEAKER_04: Thank you so much for coming.
1:34:15
SPEAKER_04: You are treat.
1:34:16
SPEAKER_04: Iconic, gorgeous, amazing.
1:34:17
SPEAKER_04: This has been so fun.
1:34:18
SPEAKER_04: This couch deserves multiple queens on it.
1:34:20
SPEAKER_04: So thank you for gracing us with your beauty and presence.
1:34:24
SPEAKER_04: And we are TBCC Pod on YouTube.
1:34:28
SPEAKER_04: TBCC.
1:34:29
SPEAKER_04: And Instagram.
1:34:30
SPEAKER_04: Leave a like, leave a review.
1:34:32
SPEAKER_04: Reviews would be really, really helpful, actually.
1:34:33
SPEAKER_05: We love reviews.
1:34:34
SPEAKER_05: They get me out of bed.
1:34:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and they give me a huge horse boner.
1:34:38
SPEAKER_05: Comments, all of that stuff.
1:34:39
SPEAKER_04: All that stuff in your horse boner.
1:34:41
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
1:34:41
SPEAKER_04: And we'll talk about that after dark.
1:34:43
SPEAKER_02: We love horse boners.
1:34:44
SPEAKER_02: And um we're going to be able to do that.
1:34:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:34:49
SPEAKER_04: And uh we'll see you next Tuesday.
1:34:50
SPEAKER_02: See you next.
1:34:51
SPEAKER_05: Bye, guys.