Latest / The Woody Show / HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show March 27th 2026 Podcast
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- 0:02Speaker 1: And we've got a contest, lockloaded, ready to go. It's Friday,
- 0:08Speaker 1: and today's dumb ass contest is the du i Q. Yeah,
- 0:12Speaker 1: the d u i Q Sea Bass. Explaining the way
- 0:16Speaker 1: the game works, everybody, please, I asked someone.
- 0:18Speaker 2: Who's nice and drunk some nice and easy trivia questions.
- 0:22Speaker 2: You play by guessing whether the person knows the answer.
- 0:25Speaker 2: You don't have to know the answer, you already know
- 0:27Speaker 2: the answer.
- 0:27Speaker 1: You will know.
- 0:28Speaker 2: It's easy guess whether the drunk person is so drunk
- 0:31Speaker 2: if they will know the answer. And if you can
- 0:32Speaker 2: do that correctly twice out of three times, you win
- 0:34Speaker 2: the game.
- 0:35Speaker 1: All right, then, who do we have, Sammy? We have Kevin? Kevin? Yeah,
- 0:39Speaker 1: let's see Kevin. Are you there? Yes, this is Kevin. Hey, Kevin,
- 0:46Speaker 1: keV do all right, Kevin. So you're gonna play the
- 0:48Speaker 1: d u i Q before we get to the questions
- 0:50Speaker 1: that actually mean anything for you winning or not winning
- 0:52Speaker 1: a prize, We're gonna get to know the drunk person
- 0:54Speaker 1: a little bit better. This way, we have a you know,
- 0:56Speaker 1: a better gauge on just how with it or not
- 0:58Speaker 1: with if they are? Who is this person? See best?
- 1:01Speaker 1: This is Sarah.
- 1:02Speaker 2: She's gonna tell you about something that she loves drinking,
- 1:04Speaker 2: That Menace loves drinking, and I found her. I'm on
- 1:08Speaker 2: my trips to Atlanta.
- 1:09Speaker 1: Where I went to school.
- 1:10Speaker 3: Fireball tastes like a bloody madness.
- 1:14Speaker 4: It is delicious. What does it make you feel like
- 1:17Speaker 4: when you drink?
- 1:17Speaker 1: It makes me feel tingling inside?
- 1:20Speaker 4: What sort of industry do you work in? I work
- 1:22Speaker 4: in property management, So you know real estate, don't you? Absolutely?
- 1:27Speaker 5: The hardest thing about property management is living with the
- 1:30Speaker 5: day today, trying to understand the people who.
- 1:39Speaker 1: I just about to say. She sounds pretty normal, all right,
- 1:44Speaker 1: so clearly she's wasted. Now Menace and Sammy, they are sober.
- 1:48Speaker 1: We're just guessing on them for fun. Will they know it?
- 1:50Speaker 1: All right? So, Kevin, are you ready for question number one?
- 1:54Speaker 2: Let's do it all right?
- 1:55Speaker 4: D u I Q? How many sides are on a hexagon?
- 2:00Speaker 1: Muh?
- 2:04Speaker 2: For Peter, well, there's a lot of versions of there's
- 2:06Speaker 2: a lot of types of ways you answer or asked
- 2:09Speaker 2: the side hexagon.
- 2:12Speaker 1: I'll start with a triple No, do you know what
- 2:14Speaker 1: it is?
- 2:14Speaker 2: Greig?
- 2:15Speaker 6: I'm not confident.
- 2:16Speaker 4: Yes you are.
- 2:16Speaker 1: I'm not confident either. No, you're right down here? No
- 2:19Speaker 1: here writing I'm okay, I definitely I'll give you. I
- 2:24Speaker 1: don't want to show it to you.
- 2:25Speaker 3: Uh, I'm so embarrassed everyone wrote theirs down.
- 2:28Speaker 2: I'll give you a very helpful hy yes, okay, like
- 2:30Speaker 2: you're putting a hex on somebody that doesn't help.
- 2:34Speaker 3: I mean, I guess I kind of could, but it's
- 2:36Speaker 3: gone because it's a hexagon.
- 2:37Speaker 1: Yes, I wrote Greg, and I wrote so did I
- 2:42Speaker 1: Will Sarah know it? No? Menace? No, Sammy?
- 2:48Speaker 3: Yes, I agree. I think Sammy knows it, but sam
- 2:50Speaker 3: he has to look at confidence on her face.
- 2:52Speaker 1: I know if you're listening.
- 2:54Speaker 3: Face, but I'm not. My eyes see, I'm not confident
- 2:57Speaker 3: in Sarah. Menace.
- 2:58Speaker 1: No, maybe yes to Sammy, Beth stick with your no
- 3:02Speaker 1: no for okay and then Menace and Sammy. Do you
- 3:05Speaker 1: think that she's going to get it?
- 3:06Speaker 6: No?
- 3:07Speaker 1: No, all right, Kevin, what do you think I'm thinking?
- 3:10Speaker 5: No?
- 3:10Speaker 1: No, all right? Question number one? Do U I Q?
- 3:13Speaker 4: How many sides are on a hexagon?
- 3:17Speaker 1: Menace? I wrote down six? But Sammy six? Sammy? Why
- 3:24Speaker 1: do you say that? What do you mean? Why do
- 3:26Speaker 1: I say that? You seem so confident, seem like you
- 3:27Speaker 1: had a reason, like you like you want to.
- 3:29Speaker 3: Know honestly, why, Yeah, hex clad pants.
- 3:31Speaker 2: I look at my pan all the time and they're
- 3:33Speaker 2: like in the little it's in the shape of little
- 3:35Speaker 2: mini shapes all over.
- 3:37Speaker 1: Yeah, I wrote down five, yeah.
- 3:41Speaker 3: Six, you know it?
- 3:44Speaker 2: You know it?
- 3:45Speaker 1: Five?
- 3:45Speaker 3: Yeah, you know it?
- 3:46Speaker 1: What do you mean?
- 3:47Speaker 3: What it's not hexagon? It's no Can I give him
- 3:56Speaker 3: a big hint? Government building?
- 3:58Speaker 1: Yeah, building, head to go there, you go, okay, but
- 4:02Speaker 1: then you put a hex out there like five fingers
- 4:03Speaker 1: like that, you make a clock, you make a.
- 4:10Speaker 4: Reason.
- 4:11Speaker 1: But I wrote five down before somebody said put a
- 4:13Speaker 1: hex Yeah.
- 4:14Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 4:15Speaker 2: Sammy's though it's like she's slum dog millionaire. But for suburban.
- 4:20Speaker 1: The reason I wrote the reason I wrote six is
- 4:23Speaker 1: because the the lighting and garages that really popular. Yeah,
- 4:28Speaker 1: hexagon shape, hexagon Yeah, and that's I never realized the
- 4:34Speaker 1: cloudy weird and I love hex glad Question number one
- 4:39Speaker 1: for the d u i Q Again, Kevin said that
- 4:42Speaker 1: Sarah would not get this, So it's TV's on the board.
- 4:44Speaker 4: How many sides are on a hexagon? Eight? What's something
- 4:49Speaker 4: in real life that has eight sides?
- 4:52Speaker 7: That is something that has real life and eight sides?
- 4:55Speaker 1: Well, welcome to Atlanta. Welcome to Atlanta. It has eight
- 5:02Speaker 1: sides the play play. Yeah, all right, so well you're
- 5:11Speaker 1: on the board. Good job ke Kevin. Congratulations he got
- 5:15Speaker 1: the one point d u y Q.
- 5:17Speaker 4: Question number two, Name any alien race in the movie
- 5:20Speaker 4: Star Wars.
- 5:22Speaker 2: I should say the Star Wars movies. I'll throw the
- 5:24Speaker 2: series in there too.
- 5:25Speaker 4: How about that.
- 5:28Speaker 2: I guess I got one alien race?
- 5:30Speaker 1: What do you mean alien race?
- 5:32Speaker 5: That?
- 5:33Speaker 4: Any alien race in the movie Star Wars.
- 5:35Speaker 3: I'm gonna write one down.
- 5:36Speaker 1: What's an alien Okay? Now, okay, but I try to
- 5:39Speaker 1: think of like, what would that be? Okay, I got
- 5:42Speaker 1: something ran down. Yeah, I'm gonna write mine down.
- 5:47Speaker 3: To any alien race.
- 5:50Speaker 2: Character character?
- 5:52Speaker 1: Good point, Okay, I wrote think of one. I'll say
- 5:56Speaker 1: no for Sarah, yes for Menace, No for Sammy.
- 6:01Speaker 3: I'm gonna go trips. No, this is kind of a
- 6:03Speaker 3: weird one.
- 6:04Speaker 6: I'm gonna say yes to Sammy because she's a new
- 6:07Speaker 6: Star Wars fan. Oh, yeah, I remember that she loves them.
- 6:10Speaker 6: Oh steamboat Willie like a Star Wars guy.
- 6:13Speaker 1: No, it was Prey. He likes late to.
- 6:16Speaker 6: The game, but she loves them. Saying no to Menace
- 6:19Speaker 6: and no to Sarah. All right, Menace and Sammy, Well,
- 6:21Speaker 6: Sarah know it? No, No, all right, Kevin, what do
- 6:24Speaker 6: you think.
- 6:26Speaker 2: I think as well?
- 6:27Speaker 5: All right?
- 6:28Speaker 1: Question number two d u i Q.
- 6:30Speaker 2: Name any alien race in the movie Star Wars.
- 6:34Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna hold up my answer to Greg
- 6:36Speaker 1: and Gina. Just don't say it.
- 6:37Speaker 4: That's what I picked.
- 6:38Speaker 1: I did the same, all right, menace, ewoks, e wok, wookie, wookie, alright,
- 6:45Speaker 1: I wrote, I wrote wookie and Jawa rookie. I wrote Java.
- 6:51Speaker 1: Let's see how many board can name. Okay, to board,
- 6:54Speaker 1: you got, you got the you got the question walk Yeah,
- 6:59Speaker 1: there's so.
- 7:01Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 7:01Speaker 1: Is Bort not there? Oh he's not there. Ah, you're
- 7:05Speaker 1: a metal dump metal dump. All right, So Kevin said no,
- 7:12Speaker 1: Sarah would not know the answer. And if that is
- 7:14Speaker 1: the case, he's going to be the winner here on
- 7:15Speaker 1: the d uy Q.
- 7:16Speaker 4: Name any alien race in the movie Star Wars.
- 7:20Speaker 1: I would call an alien race.
- 7:23Speaker 4: District five.
- 7:24Speaker 1: District look like an alien look like District five, not
- 7:30Speaker 1: one of the quote races. Yeah. Well, congratulations Kevin, you
- 7:35Speaker 1: are the winner on the d uy Q.
- 7:38Speaker 7: Thank you, guys, you are.
- 7:40Speaker 1: Welcome and thank you, thank you for listening, thank you
- 7:42Speaker 1: for playing. Have yourself a great weekend and hang on, okay,
- 7:46Speaker 1: all right, thank you? All right.
- 7:48Speaker 3: If we want to be sea bass about it, Sea Bass,
- 7:50Speaker 3: wouldn't you say that in Star Wars humans are an
- 7:53Speaker 3: alien race?
- 7:53Speaker 1: Well that was the whole life. What who's the real
- 7:56Speaker 1: alien sand people?
- 7:59Speaker 4: Oh yeah, droid is adroid?
- 8:03Speaker 2: Give the whole thing here, and it's a thousand. It's
- 8:05Speaker 2: a flippery floor, bothon killed or Nimoidian Bill Ugan car.
- 8:12Speaker 1: Gungan.
- 8:12Speaker 8: That's uh yeah, yeah, I've heard Gungan the Lumpkins to
- 8:18Speaker 8: make any science fiction movie that's not like Mega do
- 8:22Speaker 8: uh huts Sith.
- 8:24Speaker 1: Is like huts? Yeah, like the Jabas.
- 8:26Speaker 3: Isn't a sith like a status?
- 8:28Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 8:28Speaker 2: I think yeah, I thought thought they were also a
- 8:30Speaker 2: raised too.
- 8:32Speaker 1: I'm too cool to know for sure. Yeah yeah.
- 8:42Speaker 2: Question number three for the d u i Q complete
- 8:45Speaker 2: the lyric I'm Proud to be an American?
- 8:47Speaker 7: Where all yes to Sammy, Yeah, yes, yes to Sammy,
- 8:54Speaker 7: no much Commy, yes to say no form menace no
- 8:58Speaker 7: for Sarah agreed, Let's.
- 9:00Speaker 3: Go crazy on a Friday and say triple.
- 9:02Speaker 1: Yes yeah medicine Sammy, Will Sarah know it? All right?
- 9:08Speaker 1: Menace no?
- 9:09Speaker 6: Alright?
- 9:10Speaker 1: Question number three complete.
- 9:12Speaker 4: The lyric, I'm proud to be an American, where menace.
- 9:16Speaker 1: At least I know I'll be free. It's I'm free.
- 9:24Speaker 2: We're at least I know I'm free.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Bonus who sings it, Bruiser, right, Bruiser who sings the
- 9:34Speaker 1: song Proud.
- 9:35Speaker 3: To be an American.
- 9:39Speaker 1: It's not the lyrics.
- 9:44Speaker 2: No, No, I think I'll give you a hint.
- 9:46Speaker 3: It's a weird name.
- 9:47Speaker 1: Color good in living color, in living color.
- 9:54Speaker 3: In fact, he could put color me bad in living color.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Clint Black.
- 10:01Speaker 2: He could put his name in the lyrics, like We're
- 10:03Speaker 2: at least done.
- 10:03Speaker 1: No, I'm free. I can call me by my first
- 10:07Speaker 1: which is.
- 10:10Speaker 4: Good.
- 10:10Speaker 3: Hint, good hints.
- 10:12Speaker 1: I was trying to find a clip. Is this?
- 10:15Speaker 4: He didn't a duck.
- 10:16Speaker 1: I'm proud to be a duck. That's somebody saying I'm
- 10:19Speaker 1: proud to be a duck. Yeah, Lee Greenwood, Yeah I
- 10:23Speaker 1: heard that.
- 10:24Speaker 3: I've seen hivery time.
- 10:25Speaker 1: I was named Lee Greenwood.
- 10:27Speaker 2: Minute to memory, he still performs.
- 10:29Speaker 1: Yeah he does.
- 10:30Speaker 3: You didn't he do something at the inauguration.
- 10:32Speaker 1: I think he plays all of Trump's picnics and stuff.
- 10:34Speaker 2: Yeah he's eighty three.
- 10:36Speaker 1: You know, familys and stuff, right, yeah, Green Question number
- 10:40Speaker 1: three d U I.
- 10:41Speaker 4: Q complete the lyric. I'm proud to be an American where.
- 10:46Speaker 1: I'm proud to being an American. We're at least done.
- 10:50Speaker 4: No, I'm free. I won't forget the man who.
- 10:55Speaker 1: Died gave that right to me. So next year, you
- 11:07Speaker 1: worldly man who game, come on.
- 11:20Speaker 5: Nexteenter still today, I'll tell you playing the do you
- 11:35Speaker 5: I cure everybody?
- 11:37Speaker 1: It's a Woody show, all right, Woody, Greg Menace, Gina
- 11:42Speaker 1: grad it is Sammy Hello, Sea Bass is here, Morgan's here.
- 11:46Speaker 1: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie Friday
- 11:51Speaker 1: check ins on the text over to two two nine
- 11:54Speaker 1: eight seven and time, ladies and gentlemen for your Friday
- 11:59Speaker 1: fail stories. All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
- 12:43Speaker 6: It is time for your Friday fam Sorry.
- 12:50Speaker 1: All these people thought they had the perfect plan, the
- 12:52Speaker 1: plan that could never go wrong. But then somewhere along
- 12:54Speaker 1: the line it went from being a great idea, the
- 12:57Speaker 1: one big stake in mega uber try somebody jumping on
- 13:16Speaker 1: a little bit.
- 13:17Speaker 6: I got excited.
- 13:18Speaker 3: It was definitely me.
- 13:21Speaker 1: A little premature failed jubilation. Perfect Yeah, all right, Well,
- 13:26Speaker 1: speaking of singing, this guy his name is Christopher Jackson,
- 13:30Speaker 1: he is in Hamilton, the play Christopher. Okay, in New
- 13:35Speaker 1: York City. Okay, he he plays George Washington. Yeah, you
- 13:40Speaker 1: would think he would know better. He messed up the
- 13:43Speaker 1: words to the national anthem at the New York Mets
- 13:45Speaker 1: home opener. Here's his performance up until his mess up.
- 13:50Speaker 1: Now nobody nobody looked at the uh, nobody look at
- 13:54Speaker 1: anything online or you know, don't look up the lyrics.
- 13:57Speaker 1: Let's see if you know what comes next? See?
- 14:01Speaker 7: Can you see by the dawns line?
- 14:09Speaker 1: What's so proudly? We have the twice light?
- 14:16Speaker 5: Lastly, who's broad stripes?
- 14:20Speaker 4: And ride stares through the pace?
- 14:26Speaker 1: Fine? What comes next?
- 14:31Speaker 7: To? Right?
- 14:34Speaker 1: So far? Everything so far?
- 14:35Speaker 4: That was good.
- 14:36Speaker 1: I thought he repeted that part stripes and the strips
- 14:42Speaker 1: right in the ramparts we there we go, or the
- 14:46Speaker 1: or the ramparts we watched gallant gleaming, streaming, streaming, streaming, dreaming,
- 14:54Speaker 1: and the rockets A bad American? You are Gregon didn't
- 14:58Speaker 1: you know?
- 14:58Speaker 7: I know?
- 14:59Speaker 1: I said, what? So here's here's how it went for him.
- 15:03Speaker 1: What's so proly?
- 15:05Speaker 4: We had the twice light?
- 15:10Speaker 5: Lastly, who's broad stripes?
- 15:14Speaker 4: And ride stares through the bad? Fine?
- 15:21Speaker 1: Here we go, what's so pro we're so gayly.
- 15:34Speaker 4: Say it?
- 15:35Speaker 1: You can you can see where he hooke up. It
- 15:36Speaker 1: was supposed to be or the Rampers.
- 15:37Speaker 3: We watched a lot, but you would you would.
- 15:40Speaker 1: Think, like before, dude, if Hammer and Hank can do
- 15:43Speaker 1: it multiple times, you're playing George Washington for christ.
- 15:48Speaker 4: You would know.
- 15:48Speaker 1: Yeah. Another fail story, this one from Orlando. This guy,
- 15:53Speaker 1: he was at one of the Disney World hotels, had
- 15:56Speaker 1: a bit of a meltdown. He was trying to get
- 15:57Speaker 1: back into his room after being at the pool all day.
- 16:00Speaker 1: When he got there, the door was jammed. He tried
- 16:03Speaker 1: kicking it open, he slammed his back into it, he
- 16:05Speaker 1: hit it with his shoulder. Nothing worked. He's banging on
- 16:09Speaker 1: the door. No one answers. Now at this point, a
- 16:11Speaker 1: crowd of people from the surrounding rooms they step out.
- 16:13Speaker 1: The hell's going on?
- 16:14Speaker 6: Right?
- 16:15Speaker 1: I would yeah, I see this guy trying to get
- 16:17Speaker 1: into his room and people. Of course, there's a bunch
- 16:19Speaker 1: of video of this. Well, the cops they showed up,
- 16:22Speaker 1: and they noticed the guy was drunk as hell, and
- 16:25Speaker 1: they also figured out pretty quickly that the reason he
- 16:27Speaker 1: couldn't get into the room because it wasn't his room
- 16:29Speaker 1: to begin with. Room yeah sale, So for all this
- 16:32Speaker 1: he was arrested.
- 16:33Speaker 2: They took him to jail, oh for disorderly knocking, because
- 16:39Speaker 2: he's kicking.
- 16:42Speaker 1: This next one is from Washington. Were the cops. They
- 16:44Speaker 1: pulled over this guy in a motorcycle and he took off.
- 16:47Speaker 1: They chased him. He ended up ditching the bike. He
- 16:50Speaker 1: made a run for it on foot. He hopped a
- 16:52Speaker 1: couple of tall fences and just for good measure, he
- 16:55Speaker 1: got naked, Greg and he washed his clothes. But it
- 16:58Speaker 1: didn't matter because the police Dugans, they were able to
- 17:02Speaker 1: follow the scent. After a few minutes, they led the
- 17:05Speaker 1: officers to this tarp that homeboy was trying to hide
- 17:08Speaker 1: under naked of course, Yeah, he was arrested taking the
- 17:12Speaker 1: failed jail officer Dugan rewarded for being give good kudos
- 17:19Speaker 1: on the body confidence. Yeah, I watched. I watched the video.
- 17:22Speaker 1: It's pretty cool. Like a border collie maybe, and this
- 17:26Speaker 1: border collie was trained to you know, track down sense.
- 17:31Speaker 1: And so they gave the border collie like the scent.
- 17:35Speaker 1: But the guy had taken a single grain of rice
- 17:39Speaker 1: and covered it with this scent, like painted it on
- 17:42Speaker 1: right and then put that single grain of rice in
- 17:46Speaker 1: a little puddle of water that was like sitting on
- 17:49Speaker 1: top of this like piece of junk. Then this in
- 17:51Speaker 1: this like kind of like feel that people had dumped
- 17:54Speaker 1: a bunch of random crap so like it had rained
- 17:56Speaker 1: and then so the water had kind of collected as one.
- 17:58Speaker 1: He put that single grain of rice with that scent
- 18:00Speaker 1: in the water. The dog was over one hundred yards away,
- 18:05Speaker 1: and he goes, all right, go and the dog runs
- 18:07Speaker 1: and it's like sniffing all around, stiff, moving really quick,
- 18:10Speaker 1: sniffing all around, gets kind of close to the area.
- 18:12Speaker 1: I'm like, ah, was it kind of slows down, circles
- 18:15Speaker 1: back around, lays downright. Dude, it on a single grain
- 18:21Speaker 1: of rice in water.
- 18:22Speaker 4: Wow.
- 18:23Speaker 1: This this border collie like sniffed it. It was crazy cool.
- 18:27Speaker 1: People say they prefer cats. It makes me question they're
- 18:29Speaker 1: sad dogs are miracles.
- 18:30Speaker 3: Well, they can see at night, but it makes me think, like,
- 18:32Speaker 3: do we just not smell anything?
- 18:34Speaker 1: We just think we do so cool?
- 18:35Speaker 3: We really don't smell anything in a absolute miracle.
- 18:39Speaker 1: This is one of my favorite stories. This is about
- 18:41Speaker 1: this thirty four year old dude who has been called
- 18:43Speaker 1: the most modified man. In the world. Now, over the
- 18:46Speaker 1: course of his life, he decided to get tattoos all
- 18:49Speaker 1: over his body. He's gotten himself several skin implants in
- 18:53Speaker 1: his head to make it look like he's a reptile.
- 18:56Speaker 1: He had several surgeries to remove his ears, his nose,
- 18:59Speaker 1: his upper it. He refers to his look as the
- 19:02Speaker 1: Black Alien Project. He's got a huge following on social apparently.
- 19:06Speaker 1: All right, so here's here's what he used to look like. Right,
- 19:09Speaker 1: so there's there's what he used to look like normally.
- 19:12Speaker 1: This is what he looks like now, and then there's
- 19:17Speaker 1: another picture dude like he looks dude, there's other ways
- 19:22Speaker 1: to get attention.
- 19:24Speaker 3: Yet on your shoulders.
- 19:26Speaker 1: But the problem now, guys, is he's having trouble finding work.
- 19:31Speaker 3: Freak shows out there.
- 19:32Speaker 1: He says, he's really trying to find something steady, some
- 19:35Speaker 1: steady employment, but many businesses don't want to hire me
- 19:38Speaker 1: because of all of my modifications. You're scary.
- 19:42Speaker 6: You're not gonna say, oh my god, stories more what
- 19:48Speaker 6: he shows next