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New Jacket | Son of a Boy Dad #247 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: all right? Already. Welcome back to the Son of a
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  Speaker 2: Boy Dad podcast. Today. It is October thirtieth, and we
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  Speaker 2: are here live from HQ three. All Hallows Eve Eve,
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  Speaker 2: Halloween's Halloween's Eve, Halloween's Eve Eve. Are you guys gonna
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  Speaker 2: get it up to any trouble tonight? Oh, it's mischief
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  Speaker 2: night tonight. Yeah, this is the night to get into trouble.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking about some murder lude conduct, maybe something
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  Speaker 1: like or grand larceny, but probably something lude.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a couple of murders on my mind for
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  Speaker 2: the night of mischief.
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  Speaker 1: Whom random ax or you have targets, a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of this, a little bit of that, people who did
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  Speaker 1: naughty things before in their life, like in dexter, or
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  Speaker 1: people that you personally hate.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't decided you.
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  Speaker 1: Willy nilly asked murderer. You're fucking thinking like a murderer.
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  Speaker 1: But Francis is dressed like a killer.
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  Speaker 2: Like a fucking jacket.
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  Speaker 1: Look at their collar.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, why do you have that on?
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  Speaker 9: It's new.
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  Speaker 2: You get another court case, you gotta go to ya.
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  Speaker 9: I wanted to Uh, I'm so excited about it that
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  Speaker 9: I have to wear it.
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  Speaker 2: How much was it? How many bends.
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  Speaker 9: I'm not going to tell you what it costs.
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  Speaker 1: Brother, the comments section will having the MSRP on that thing,
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  Speaker 1: stat and I bet it's the GDP of a small business.
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  Speaker 3: It was.
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  Speaker 9: Expensive. Uh, it's from a French company that it's called
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  Speaker 9: a mez. Do you know a mez?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not, I'm not familiar.
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  Speaker 1: They call Harry hermez.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, they call you air ball air ball airs. You
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  Speaker 9: don't pronounce the age.
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  Speaker 2: Oh fuck, so it's.
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  Speaker 1: Airball airy sit there, air airy settle yeah, aired Jordan.
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  Speaker 1: It looks fucking great. It looks what let's guess what
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  Speaker 1: it costs. I think three thousand.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go twenty five hundred.
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  Speaker 2: I made a purchase as well today. Not quite as
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  Speaker 2: expensive as your three thousand dollars jacket, but I mean
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  Speaker 2: it's you're not even close. Really is eight thousand?
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  Speaker 9: Okay? Good?
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  Speaker 2: I thought no less than less than eight way more
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  Speaker 2: than Oh really, that's ridiculous. I know, I know, listen,
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand why you're wearing it. You gotta wear
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  Speaker 2: that thing every day exactly, wear that thing that is
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  Speaker 2: seventy five degrees outside right now?
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  Speaker 9: You know what I'm gonna do. Here's the thing. I
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  Speaker 9: bought it like probably a month ago, maybe a month,
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  Speaker 9: maybe two months ago, and I've been waiting for it
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  Speaker 9: to get cold enough for me to just if I
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  Speaker 9: wearing it and it's not, it won't you jump the
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  Speaker 9: So finally I said, I can't do this anymore. I
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  Speaker 9: have to start wearing the coat because of how expensive
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  Speaker 9: it was. You don't have to move up north like
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  Speaker 9: winter might have to life to justify the coat. The coat,
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  Speaker 9: that's right, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: I saw Francis in the gym this morning with some
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  Speaker 1: Lululemon shorts on and just the coat on over it.
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  Speaker 10: Wear it.
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  Speaker 2: He was on the squat rat overhead presses are hard.
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  Speaker 1: I room to grow into it. But you couldn't even
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  Speaker 1: tell if you had the arm definition because the arms
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  Speaker 1: are so naturally structured. You could tell the quality of
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  Speaker 1: the fabric.
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  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, we'll just read some stats here.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you've got stats. That's always nice. When your jacket
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  Speaker 2: comes with a statue.
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  Speaker 1: When it comes with pink slips, when it comes with
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  Speaker 1: a deed, what the fuck' stats? You probably it's probably
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  Speaker 1: illegal to set on fire.
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  Speaker 2: It says made in Italy, assembled in the Google offices,
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  Speaker 2: Menlo Park, California. Wow, I didn't know that. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: know they had Google Office.
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  Speaker 1: They had a tailor in the Google office.
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  Speaker 9: What's that I meant to say, Apple? Yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 9: I took this off of a mannequin. It was wearing it. Oh. Really,
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  Speaker 9: it was the last one. The other two that they
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  Speaker 9: were allocated had been sold on. And did you where
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  Speaker 9: were you when you bought it? I was I was
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  Speaker 9: in a very dark place.
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  Speaker 2: Physical So you bought it. You bought it in America.
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  Speaker 1: I was going through Hell. I was in hell when
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  Speaker 1: I bought it.
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  Speaker 2: You bought it in America. I bought it on the
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  Speaker 2: Upper when you told us a story about going to
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  Speaker 2: that fancy store in the Upper east Side.
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  Speaker 9: I don't even remember telling you that store. I bought
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  Speaker 9: shoes at Manolo and then I walked across the street.
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  Speaker 2: And you said you bought it because you felt like
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  Speaker 2: they didn't think that you could afford it. Did I
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  Speaker 2: say that, Yeah, you said something like that. No. I
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  Speaker 2: bought it because I needed I needed something to take
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  Speaker 2: my mind off of how sad I was. You ever
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  Speaker 2: did that? You were like, think you're stuck in life?
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  Speaker 2: Occasion I'll buy like a candy bar. Yes, and that's
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  Speaker 2: not going to financially ruin me.
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  Speaker 9: That's why you're dressed like you work for the Patriots
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  Speaker 9: children's team.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I just got off the train from Boston. Is
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  Speaker 2: that a Sports Illustrated logo on the jacket? Pretty sick jacket?
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  Speaker 5: Was it?
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  Speaker 9: How many years of subscriptions do you need to have
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  Speaker 9: in order to earn that?
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  Speaker 2: Seventy five?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: No, that's one trip to l Trained Vintage. No. I
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  Speaker 2: got this on Deep Hop last year.
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  Speaker 1: But they used to send it out for just like
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  Speaker 1: you could just buy, but get like twelve dollars worth
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  Speaker 1: of Sports Illustrated and they would send you that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a classic piece. That's a great jacket.
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  Speaker 9: Good piece.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely had some Eagle Sports Illustrated jackets that I
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  Speaker 1: just threw out. I didn't make the investment. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: see the investment like much like the coat, that's an investment.
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  Speaker 1: Your chocolate bar gets you? How much enjoyment? Seven seconds? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he just forgot about the last six months of his life.
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  Speaker 9: This morning, I thought thin are going to be okay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: when I take it off, I don't feel that way now.
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  Speaker 2: It's like the invisibility cloak in Harry Potter.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, reverse though reverse Yeah, But the the shirt and
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  Speaker 1: pants combo, that is more of a cord outfit.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do a little folk. I gotta take it off
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  Speaker 2: from hot.
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  Speaker 1: There's so much of a difference in the way you're
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  Speaker 1: about to look with the jacket on and then without it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, because right now you look like the fucking you
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  Speaker 2: look like Denzel and American gangster when they're like, what's that?
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  Speaker 2: Where do you get that? Where that? Who's that guy?
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  Speaker 2: Run a background check on Ellis, Yeah, why does he
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  Speaker 2: have that fucking jacket? But then you take it off.
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  Speaker 2: He throws it in the fire. He throws it in
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  Speaker 2: the fire. You could throw it in the virtual fire
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  Speaker 2: over there.
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  Speaker 1: He takes it off, and he looks like he works
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  Speaker 1: at dunder Mifflin.
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  Speaker 2: You'll notice that he didn't just place the jacket down anywhere.
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  Speaker 2: He placed it on his leather chair that he has
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  Speaker 2: in the corner. That's what we call a drape, A drape,
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  Speaker 2: A draped it drizzy drapezzy drape. So, I mean, it looks,
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  Speaker 2: it looks presentable, but it's you need to have the
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  Speaker 2: bass layer so you can put the jacket on top
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  Speaker 2: of it. Did you try out a more casual bass
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  Speaker 2: layer and you said this is incutinent and then you
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  Speaker 2: went full court?
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  Speaker 9: What today? Yeah? Oh you're talking about this? Yeah under
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  Speaker 9: the coat?
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  Speaker 2: Like what did you have this idea for that under
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  Speaker 2: the coat originally? Or you plan on just wearing the
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  Speaker 2: coat with something else on top. I don't think that's
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  Speaker 2: a coat that you can rock.
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  Speaker 9: A T shirt.
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  Speaker 2: You can't wear a T shirt. I'll start a but
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  Speaker 2: you could wear like a sweater.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, but that's hot.
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  Speaker 2: It needs to seventy five degrees outside. What's the most
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  Speaker 2: casual thing that you could wear with that coat?
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  Speaker 9: You can? You can wear You know what cool people
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  Speaker 9: do is they'll wear yoga wear athletes. You wear under
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  Speaker 9: a coat like that, and that is cool.
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  Speaker 2: That's like what like NHL plays that.
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  Speaker 1: I think it would do some slick ship like that.
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  Speaker 9: That's cool.
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  Speaker 3: I like that.
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  Speaker 9: That's a cool move.
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  Speaker 1: Wrench absolutely dangle in bud Yeah, sweat sweaties the hammers out.
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  Speaker 2: Have you worn it naked?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 9: No you haven't.
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  Speaker 2: First I did throw that thing on in the full news.
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  Speaker 1: Ski goggles penis out, Yeah, penis uber eats immediately slick
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  Speaker 1: back supreme headband, ski goggles, peace dangling, No, not even ski.
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  Speaker 2: Goggles, Fucking the Apple, the Apple VR headset.
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  Speaker 1: You just have your hands up, the ray bands, metaglasses,
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  Speaker 1: and you're just live streaming, hands free of your penis
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  Speaker 1: in that coat.
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  Speaker 2: Is how I'd wear it.
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  Speaker 1: If you spend that much on it, you could get
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  Speaker 1: a motorcycle.
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  Speaker 9: It's it's embarrassing how warm it is out because I
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  Speaker 9: was wearing it up and down the street today and
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  Speaker 9: I thought, God, damn, I look weirdly like a homeless
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  Speaker 9: person now. But I would say, because they can wear
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  Speaker 9: those coats in the summer. They wear them in the summer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they run.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know how they turn their sweat glands off,
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  Speaker 9: but they do. Yeah they run cold.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, because the old homeless dudes used to wear
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  Speaker 2: three piece suits, and it would be wearing a three
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  Speaker 2: piece suit in like three hundred degrees.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, they'll catch a chill in February and they carry
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  Speaker 9: it all the way July. I don't know how they
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  Speaker 9: do that.
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  Speaker 2: It's impressive.
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  Speaker 1: They're they're built for the outside, and I think they
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  Speaker 1: do caughtirize the sweat lands.
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  Speaker 9: If anyone knows men's fashion, I don't love my shoes,
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  Speaker 9: my shoe choices. I'm wearing sort of a work pant
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  Speaker 9: here with this cool corduroy shirt. The coat's obviously a
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  Speaker 9: home run.
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  Speaker 2: I don't love the.
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  Speaker 9: Shoes I'm wearing Vans. I'm not sure what I'm supposed
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  Speaker 9: to wear with the rest of this ensemble.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the coat's obviously a home run, so no need
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  Speaker 2: to comment on the coat. And obviously we have a
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  Speaker 2: very productive pant on. It's words, steady, it's a blue.
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  Speaker 2: It's a single pant that you would go and get
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  Speaker 2: dirty in.
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  Speaker 9: God help me, if someone presents a soldering opportunity on
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  Speaker 9: the way home, you need to put on one of
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  Speaker 9: those fucking face masks with the you V lens and
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  Speaker 9: do some metal forging.
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  Speaker 2: What are you gonna do with the shoe though?
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  Speaker 9: I don't know, and I'm not thrilled about it. You
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  Speaker 9: know whom? You know who told me that you're not
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  Speaker 9: wrong about that? Uh, you're not wrong about that. The
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  Speaker 9: white sambas, what do you have a guy for him?
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  Speaker 9: Like Inland, they don't very specific size. I don't think
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  Speaker 9: they have any white sombas in Cleveland.
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  Speaker 2: Anymore.
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  Speaker 9: I think they're all out of the white zombies.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you go Stan Smith's. I just I feel
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  Speaker 2: like I need something that's a little almost clunkier, chunkier.
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  Speaker 2: Polo makes a great white flat shoe like that.
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  Speaker 9: But I I know that the chunky shoe is kind
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  Speaker 9: of on the way out now, all those Balenciaga ridiculous
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  Speaker 9: shoes that they people liked soap.
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  Speaker 2: There's a big difference between a normal chunky shoe and
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  Speaker 2: then the chunkiest shoe ever made.
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  Speaker 9: What's oh, the Polo one somewhat chunky.
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  Speaker 2: The Polo one is somewhat chunky, like a similar chunk
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  Speaker 2: to ron shoe.
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  Speaker 9: Was he wearing Jordan's though, right? Or dunks or something?
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  Speaker 9: What are those the George Jordan's?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dunks?
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  Speaker 1: Who do you want to Dan?
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  Speaker 2: And I said Jordan's first, Why don't you get a
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  Speaker 2: nice pair of pandas the Panda dunks? That's a sorry,
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  Speaker 2: that's kind of an inside ballmer pandas. Pandas are the
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  Speaker 2: most hated shoe. I'm on the sneaker head community.
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  Speaker 1: There, every sneaker head community, they'll go to the black
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  Speaker 1: and white dunk. Yeah, It'll be like, what's your what's.
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  Speaker 2: The worst shoe? And they go pandas, which honestly I
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  Speaker 2: don't understand why. I just kind of went along with it.
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  Speaker 1: It shows how the sneaker head community will not think
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  Speaker 1: for themselves.
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  Speaker 2: They're like a very very standard looking like them at all.
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  Speaker 2: But if they do videos where they go up and
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  Speaker 2: they ask all these kids at the sneaker conventions and
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  Speaker 2: they all of them say pandas.
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  Speaker 1: But if there was a why can't they, like if
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  Speaker 1: there was a true like counterculture of the sneaker community,
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  Speaker 1: like people would hipster wear the pandas.
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  Speaker 2: But they're there.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody just high minds to this is the worst shoe
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  Speaker 1: and this is the best shoe.
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  Speaker 2: What they need is they need like Yay to make
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  Speaker 2: an appearance in the pandas. But he would never do
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  Speaker 2: that because he's an Adidas man, is he?
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  Speaker 1: I thought he just settled the lawsuit. I think he's
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: still in the throes of as.
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  Speaker 9: He's all good.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, they're settled up.
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  Speaker 9: There's no more.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Jew something Jewish with the Jews, Jewish type of thing
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  Speaker 1: they have Jewish management or something.
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  Speaker 9: I don't follow those kinds.
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  Speaker 2: Of things, Jewish juice, those kinds of things.
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  Speaker 9: Any anytime that I actually had that as a keyword
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  Speaker 9: filter in my Twitter and everything.
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  Speaker 1: If that comes out, follow that unless it's in all
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  Speaker 1: capitals with an exclamation point, which case sign up.
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  Speaker 2: I what did you buy sas well? Yeah, so we went.
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  Speaker 2: We had the Boston Show last night, last show of
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  Speaker 2: the out of order run of shows.
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  Speaker 9: And.
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  Speaker 2: And then we took the train back this morning. Long train.
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  Speaker 2: You took the train from Boston from Boston?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I watched the Barry Sanders documentary on my phone.
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  Speaker 9: That's a pretty good one, I was right, yeah, Amazon, right, Yeah, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The climax of it, I don't know the document I
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  Speaker 2: guess like when he ran for two thousand yards in
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  Speaker 2: one season. It's hard to have a climax in a
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  Speaker 2: sports documentary when they don't win the championship. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: they actually like are pretty bad consistently, Well, the team
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  Speaker 2: was bad. The team was terrible. Barry Sanders is running
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  Speaker 2: for two thousand yards in a season and they're like
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  Speaker 2: five and eleven. Yeah, that's brutal.
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  Speaker 1: People just wouldn't pass the ball, but it is tough
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  Speaker 1: to That's why I don't love sports documentaries.
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  Speaker 2: I need a climax. I I was just talking about
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  Speaker 2: I was sitting with next to Fights, and I was
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  Speaker 2: saying that that's actually the only documentaries that I've been
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  Speaker 2: enjoying lately. I love it. I'm having a very hard
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  Speaker 2: time getting into like the true crime docs even like
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: even the sports document where it's like a sports document
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: like the untolds aren't even really doing it for me anymore.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: I want to see a sports documentary about someone who's
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: really good and wins. I don't want to see a
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: sports documentary where it's like vaguely about sports but then
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: also about a player who like killed his entire family.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: That's not really doing it for me anymore.
• 16:19
  Speaker 9: I don't really what about this? What about this one
• 16:21
  Speaker 9: about the starting five guys the basketball play? Yeah?
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: That one is that one good? I haven't watched that, Yeah,
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: I started that.
• 16:26
  Speaker 9: I did see a clip on Instagram which I would
• 16:29
  Speaker 9: assume is from that of Jimmy Butler's wine cellar.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, he has to have a fucking buddy tomb down there.
• 16:37
  Speaker 9: Not imagine No, really, the expense of his wine. He
• 16:43
  Speaker 9: has magnums of petruce, which are I think seven eight
• 16:48
  Speaker 9: thousand dollars.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Magnums, and a whole wall of them wrapped in condoms,
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: walls of them. That's crazy, magnum walls of magnums of
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Petruss Jesus.
• 16:58
  Speaker 9: Because you do the math of a little bit and
• 17:00
  Speaker 9: you say, well, even with the amount of money that
• 17:03
  Speaker 9: he's bringing in, this still feels like irresponsible spending.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Is it a collector's item, Well, they appreciate.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Like her coat.
• 17:12
  Speaker 9: In theory, yeah, in theory he could sell them at auction,
• 17:15
  Speaker 9: you know, over time and if at ages, well, and they.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Are an investment. Yeah, especially when you go with the magnum.
• 17:22
  Speaker 9: The magnums are harder to find.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: They're hard to find, especially if you're pretending to be
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: a samolier, like in that movie song where the dude
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: just can't say I'm familiar with some Oh's with the climax,
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: I talk about a documentary with a climax?
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Is it about sports though, the sport of wine selling.
• 17:39
  Speaker 9: Wine tasting?
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there's some sport to that. There's competition,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: there's people who get there's a test grades.
• 17:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah, there's a big test. Yeah.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: So I watched the Barry Sanders Dock phenomenal because I
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: finished The Red Sox Dock last night.
• 17:51
  Speaker 9: How was that?
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Isn't that the same as the thirty for thirty though, Yeah,
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: but it's a lot more in detail. The thirty for
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: thirty is only like an hour and a half long. Yeah,
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: I know this is three hour. Okay, I'll watch it
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: again because I was a lot.
• 18:02
  Speaker 9: That was such a seminal moment of my sports fandom
• 18:06
  Speaker 9: as a new Englander, as a manor I remember exactly
• 18:11
  Speaker 9: where I was watching every one of those games. No,
• 18:13
  Speaker 9: you weren't alive yet, No.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: I remember it vividly. It was very close to It
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: was only a couple of years after nine to eleven,
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: and I remember I personally was still getting over that.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: And then I remember I remember sitting in the living
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: room with my parents and I looked at them. I
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: was three at the time, but I looked at them
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: and I said, the country needs this. I said, not
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: only do the Red Sox need this, the whole country
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: needs this. Yeah, well you would think that if anything,
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: that would have been the Yankees winning, no.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Doubt in Philly, we were all like, I hope the
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: fucking Red Sox.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: The country needed to come back. They needed to come back,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: see the Shining Sea, reverse the curse.
• 18:54
  Speaker 9: Yes, fine, bin Laden et cetera et cetera.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: It was LinkedIn. But so I watched that, and then
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: I watched the Barry Sanders Dock. And then I bought
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: a fishing rod, new piece, new piece, not too pricey.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: How much I was like two hundred and fifty bucks.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: But then I won six hundred dollars on blackjack on
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: the train. We got to Jersey and I opened up
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: DraftKings and they had the casino.
• 19:21
  Speaker 9: Wait, you took the train through Jersey.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: It goes through Connecticut and through Jersey. What how does
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: that not make sense to you guys?
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Because New Jersey is south?
• 19:34
  Speaker 9: What are you talking about?
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Right? Get we went through Jersey? No, just Connecticut. Oh okay, Connecticut.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: By the way, do you hear how you said that
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: I did and I was wrong? You know, it was
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: so much confidence that you got mean? I got mean.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: I did get mean, and I became embarrassed to us.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I'll be fully honest. My body temperature did raise a
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: couple degrees when I realized I was wrong.
• 19:54
  Speaker 9: How did you guys?
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: How do you guys not get this because it's wrong?
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Wait, dude, I could see how you. I could see
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: how it would work if you were coming from where
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: New England.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought you went in over and then came
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: back down.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: If you come along the coast and shoot out the
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: back penis of Connecticut, you could go right through New
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: York for a second and then do south through New Jersey.
• 20:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah, in a sense, you could go, Well, why wouldn't
• 20:22
  Speaker 9: you go through Stanford? You could go into New Jersey
• 20:25
  Speaker 9: and then we turn the train around and come backwards.
• 20:27
  Speaker 9: You're right, that could happen. They could do it in
• 20:30
  Speaker 9: the least efficient way possible.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Look, I'm ready to move on, I said, I've made
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: my peace with the situation.
• 20:37
  Speaker 9: I want you to learn from these moments I said
• 20:39
  Speaker 9: I was wrong, so that you approach future moments of
• 20:42
  Speaker 9: high conviction with a little.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Bit Yeah, but that's not how grace. You don't understand
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: what it's like, because when you're swinging constantly and sometimes
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: you're wrong, but when you are right and you come
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: in with that level of confidence, it feels so much
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: better watching you guys be wrong and rather me being like,
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: you're right out fine.
• 21:02
  Speaker 9: Then if that's true, we get to relish the moments
• 21:06
  Speaker 9: where you have the convention are wrong.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: You don't get to say, we get to we have
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: to move because I'm expected to be wrong constantly, so
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: it doesn't it doesn't change anything for you, guys.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Your expectation is so low you're probably win probabilities in
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: the gutter. So when you got to win, everybody throws
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: you a parade.
• 21:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: I think that's fair m hm. And but yeah, so
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I made the money back right away? How much was
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: the rod?
• 21:28
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: So you could you should have bought a second could
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: have bought a second round or a more expensive one.
• 21:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: So I just found out about the whole DraftKings casino thing.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: And it's not legal here, but every time it's legal
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: in Connecticut, Jersey and Philly.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Suddenly you have dates in East Rutherford this weekend. The
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: whole tour changed.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: I played for like fifteen minutes and then I want
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: and I logged off. I said that's enough for me.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: He's gonna be at Monmouth this weekend, and I made
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: I part. I purchased my rod before that, so I
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: was curious about I was coming in with a purpose.
• 21:59
  Speaker 9: I was curious about the states in which sports gambling
• 22:02
  Speaker 9: is not yet legalized.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Like California, Texas.
• 22:06
  Speaker 9: Well, there's ten states remaining, which ones uh, California is
• 22:13
  Speaker 9: one of them. Minnesota is one those are the only
• 22:18
  Speaker 9: two Blue states.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Minnesota is very surprising.
• 22:21
  Speaker 9: The other eight are Alabama, Louisiana, Texas, I mean, Georgia.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Is Florida one of them? I think I'm not pretty
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: sure it is, dang, Let me check, Let me check.
• 22:39
  Speaker 9: I don't want to be wrong. What correlation are you especially,
• 22:47
  Speaker 9: It's it's always odd for me to kind of see
• 22:49
  Speaker 9: geographically where I guess laws are determined, you know, based
• 22:56
  Speaker 9: on like I don't know. I somehow I associate sports
• 23:00
  Speaker 9: gambling much large with like southern football and you know,
• 23:04
  Speaker 9: guys and and and all that.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: And.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: It's actually very liberal. It's a it's a very liberal.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: It's weirdly like it's the.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Chosen activity of social justice warriors everywhere. All the big
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: libs are gambling at all times. Correct, it is, Uh,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: it's the apps aren't legal in Florida. It's hard to
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: see that tell because if you.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Look up his sports gambling legal in certain cities states,
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: it always it sometimes it says yes, but then like
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: the apps aren't legal, it's legal casinos. Yeah, so it's
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: hard to.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: The hard rock casino, the hard rock we got to
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: get a fucking trip down there stay in the top
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: of that guitar.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'd love to stay in the guitar.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I've never seen a hotel that has commercials like the
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: fucking hard Rock Guitar Hotel. There's just commercials on regular TV,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: like on like ABC for it for a hotel.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: What is the wasn't isn't there another cool hotel? The
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: bass Pro Shops Pyramid?
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 23:58
  Speaker 9: Is that the one that's hapening?
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: It's a hotel?
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Now I thought there was a hotel.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I think you're thinking of the Luxore in Las Vegas.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: There's also a period that's.
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: Not a hotel. That's a sort of a place where
• 24:08
  Speaker 9: you can go for big sporting events, right the Luxure.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: No, that's like a suicide hotel.
• 24:12
  Speaker 9: What's this?
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: What's the big pyramid thing in in Vegas? Isn't that
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: a place that? I think that's all that? Maybe that's
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: is that Memphis or something?
• 24:19
  Speaker 9: Oh, you're right, what is that?
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's a mass pro shop.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: It's a Memphis it's in Memphis, and and it's what
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: a hotel? It is Bass Pro Shops at the Pyramid Hotel,
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Hotel Hotel Overlooks. Bass Pro Shops didn't didn't like something
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: happened with like Billy, didn't Billy stay there and like
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: PFT reserved him like the couple's suite or something, and
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: he got into his room and it was like rose
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: petals everywhere. I think that happened like a couple of
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: years ago. I'm not sure.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: RP to Billy's dad.
• 24:53
  Speaker 9: I know that's sad.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: That fucking sucks. Shout out to Billy.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Chout at to Billy. Friend of the program, Friend of
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: the program, shout out to Billy.
• 25:01
  Speaker 9: I haven't seen my parents in a long time, and
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: it makes me really sad.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: You should see them. Why don't you just go home?
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 25:09
  Speaker 9: Because right now I need to make sure that I'm
• 25:11
  Speaker 9: here to wear my coat.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: That code would kill a man.
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: Hmmm.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: They'd be like, holy shit, the mayor is in town.
• 25:19
  Speaker 9: They wouldn't get it. They wouldn't get it there. No,
• 25:22
  Speaker 9: I love Maine, shout out Maine. But there is no
• 25:25
  Speaker 9: air mess store in may that's for sure.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: They'd be like, what outled you get that out? Did
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: you buy that at the coach outlet and Freeport? No,
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: man's a big outlet state.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: It takes a It takes a big man to wear
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: a luxury item that doesn't have the logo of the
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: luxury brand on the outside of it.
• 25:43
  Speaker 9: I'm no logo guy.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't wear a coat covered in like Gee's or
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: like the Louis vuittons on.
• 25:49
  Speaker 9: Or No, I wouldn't. Look.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: My whole mentality is this, if you know, you know,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: and if you don't know, you don't deserve to know.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: If you know you listen to the podcast, Yeah, if
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: you told you, if you know that that.
• 25:59
  Speaker 9: Coat is there as you and I are going to
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: have a lot in common, and if you don't know
• 26:05
  Speaker 9: that that coat is Arimez, I don't really think you
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: deserve to talk to me.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Saying the saying the logo where in the logo though?
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Oh but I wouldn't tell people.
• 26:17
  Speaker 9: I would just if I saw somebody that knew that
• 26:19
  Speaker 9: the coat was ari Mez, we would walk by each
• 26:21
  Speaker 9: other and there'd be a very very subtle head.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: You're telling us in confidence? This is inconfidence. Well, you
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: guys are my friends. Yes, this is in confidence.
• 26:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah, this isn't. I didn't need anyone to know. Well,
• 26:32
  Speaker 9: you wore it for the show. I was a little
• 26:34
  Speaker 9: chilly earlier. Yeah, I caught a chill.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Dude, we were it was like fifty degrees in Boston.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Then we were getting into New York and the conductor
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: comes own. It was it is seventy five degrees in
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: New York.
• 26:44
  Speaker 9: This is actually seventy five. I know why I'm looking
• 26:46
  Speaker 9: at my watch?
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Is it seventy five? I'm surprised your watch doesn't have
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: a fucking thermostat on it.
• 26:52
  Speaker 9: Seventy four right now, But look, sass, here's the point.
• 26:56
  Speaker 9: By seven pm, it'll be sixty six, and that is chilling, freezing.
• 27:01
  Speaker 9: That's chilly, brother man.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Sixty six is always the time where I like to
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: bring out my eight thousand dollars code.
• 27:06
  Speaker 9: Okay, that's easy on that. It's not that much.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: You deserve it. You had a long hard week shooting
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: a TV show, says, given you to a long hard
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: week staying at the mansions. And expensive your clothes are.
• 27:19
  Speaker 9: I can tell that you've never been through the hardships
• 27:22
  Speaker 9: that I've been through.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Brother, You don't understand how expensive my clothes are. This
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: is vintage gear.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: How much was the top piece?
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Top piece? Thirty five sweatpants, probably forty oh, shoes, one
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: hundred socks four four dollars for I think twenty four pairs.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Neuralink chip two hundred thousand dollars.
• 27:45
  Speaker 9: My point being, when you experience true, true devastation. Yeah,
• 27:51
  Speaker 9: go up to Fifth Avenue, Go up to you know,
• 27:56
  Speaker 9: Park Avenue, it's the last for east Side. Go to
• 27:59
  Speaker 9: burg DOFs.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't think of a place I'd rather stroll.
• 28:02
  Speaker 9: Up from there and bring your credit card.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Now, you go to Burgdors and maybe like deliveries around back.
• 28:09
  Speaker 9: Bro.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they hit the button under the desk. Oh my god,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: I totally forgot to tell. I told Francis I got dude.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I got hit biking by a door dash dude. Yeah,
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: on on Monday night. Fucking dude crazy.
• 28:28
  Speaker 9: Okay, Yeah, was working side job for uber eats and
• 28:33
  Speaker 9: they had dude.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: It was rude. What was there? Angle of entry on
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: you behind? Caught me totally off guard. Never been expected
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: to get I've never expected to get hit from behind
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: a bike, dude from took me out from behind a bike,
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Hit your bike or your own foot, dude, a bike
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: hit my bike. Tell the story, all right. So I'm
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: leaving the stand. I'm going home to do Mook's stream
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: and I'm going on that busy street right off of
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Union Square, where like the corner of that best Buy.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: It's a very busy road, and I'm in the bike
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: lane and there's a car that's parallel parked on the
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: left side of the bike lane and it starts inching out,
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: and there's cars zipping by me on the right side.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, all right, I gotta slow down because
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: there's no I have no way to get around this
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: car without having to go into traffic. So I start
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: slowing down, and then the uber eats. Dude, I mean
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: these guys, they go fucking seventy five miles per hour.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: He tries. He sees me slowing down, so he's like, oh,
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: I'm so much faster than this fucking prick on the
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: city bike. I'm gonna just go around him. Little this,
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: you know, there's nowhere to go around to, so he cuts.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: He starts cutting around me, and then he sees that
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: there's a car pulling out in front of us, and
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: then he just decides to just take himself directly into me.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: So like his front wheel hit my back wheel, and
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: then they locked onto each.
• 30:01
  Speaker 9: Other like dogs.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Like dogs, the wheels got like docking, like if you
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: docked a penis to made a penis and you just skidded, dude.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: We just slowly hit the ground, yeah, and I was
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: just going ah. And then we just slowly like started
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: tipping towards the ground. And then we got up and
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: we we screamed at each other in two different languages,
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: in different languages. I mean, dude, it was I've never
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: yelled like that at anybody. What did you say? I
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: was writing his What.
• 30:30
  Speaker 11: The fuck is your problem? Are you writing your fucking mind?
• 30:39
  Speaker 11: Why are you writing my fucking ass?
• 30:42
  Speaker 12: I did say that.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: I said that. I don't know what else I said,
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: but I know I said, why are you writing my
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: fucking ass?
• 30:47
  Speaker 9: Riding my fucking ass?
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Now, Oh, he was riding my ass right on my
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: fucking ass.
• 30:56
  Speaker 9: That's so funny.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: What was he saying? I don't know English, but he
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: was pissed at you. He was like, I think he
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: was kind of apologizing at first, and then he saw mad,
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: how mad I was, and then he went back on offense.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: People have to know that the people on the Uber
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: each drivers on those bikes are sitting side saddle on
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: their bike, dude, and they're revving an engine, not pedaling
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: their legs over like a lady riding on the back
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: of a.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Horse and they ride, they ride in the bike lane,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: like the bike lane is only meant for people who
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: are delivering food now genuinely, like everyone else is an inconvenience.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: So it's like you're on a bike, dude. The city
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: they and they think that the Silver City bikes don't
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: go fast, so they try and pass you, and then
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: you're just going the same speed.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I've I'm picturing you though, sitting with it in like
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: the lowest possible setting, like it's a low rider on
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: the venice boardwalk, just swerving, swerving in and out of lane.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: I'm a very safe biker, see that.
• 31:51
  Speaker 9: Sam.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Always when I when I cut around, I'm always I
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: checked behind me. I'm always making you're seat at eight right?
• 31:57
  Speaker 9: What are the height? Yeah, I don't actually know.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Francis is definitely like he has to bring like an extension.
• 32:05
  Speaker 9: I don't know why we made this.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: You know that's not a bad thing. It makes you
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: go faster.
• 32:09
  Speaker 9: It's asked that you can just hear from the tone because.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: You're a big person. Thank you, what do you You
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: probably can't bike with the coat.
• 32:20
  Speaker 9: I did it this morning.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: It probably is in the wind like Batman's.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Aren't you worried about it getting caught up in it?
• 32:25
  Speaker 9: I was worried. I was worried, sat sat on it.
• 32:30
  Speaker 9: I thought about bundling up and putting it in the
• 32:32
  Speaker 9: front basket, but that seemed like overkill.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: People come in those front baskets. I've heard that busted
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: in a couple of those sometimes on the cobblestone. Can't
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: help yourself.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: But yeah, we we we yelled at each other for
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: probably forty five seconds, and then I looked around and
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: there was like forty people watching stopped.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Did anyone come up and be like, are you okay?
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: Dude?
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: No?
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: But it was like a scene. I mean, dude, we
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: were on a busy road, this sidewalks packed, and then
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden we just both fucking yard sale
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: layout in the sun or the road. My cars had
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: to stop and go around.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Your jewel dumped out into traffic.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: No, I might kept my jewel. I think I pulled
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: my jewel out immediately as the second I got up.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: I took a big puff you fucking like tucked and
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: rolled with like it was like a newborn.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then just threw your shoulder out to protect
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: yourself and break your fall or your jewel didn't get busted.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I and then I just I saw
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: everyone looking, and then I got up and I biked home,
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: and I was furious for like five minutes, and then
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I started laughing at about ten minutes. What the fuck
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: are you all looking at? Go your fucking day.
• 33:36
  Speaker 9: Losing it on the ground back to work people, or
• 33:44
  Speaker 9: so get his information shows over?
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Could you be a witness? He saw you hit me?
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: But what else was the guy supposed to do going
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: to traffic or just not go so fast?
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Just not go so fast and try and pass me,
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: and also just slow down. But again it's they don't
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: slow down because they're their hands are like fifteen feet
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: away from the brakes. I don't understand what what is
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: harder about just riding the bike as a bike is intended.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Why do they have to have their legs hung over
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: on both sides like they're like in a fucking cool
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: it's way cool, like they're riding in a music video.
• 34:17
  Speaker 9: I think the issue is that those guys are so
• 34:20
  Speaker 9: in a hurry because they know that they have to
• 34:22
  Speaker 9: get the food to people hot and on time, or
• 34:24
  Speaker 9: they'll get bad ratings or bad tips or whatever.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Well, you know what you probably get bad rating is
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: when you crash your bike and then the spoo the
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: food spills all over the street. Yeah.
• 34:32
  Speaker 9: I mean they tossed a salad, yeah, in their big
• 34:35
  Speaker 9: heated backpackage.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it might have worked really well. Yeah, people might
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: have loved the salad because of how rumbled it was
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: down the street.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Did he spill anything, dude, I'm sure his bike was
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: fully tipped over on the ground. We had to both
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: stand up and get our bikes off the ground. I
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: saw the worst thing I ever saw.
• 34:52
  Speaker 9: I told you about this was that coming across the
• 34:55
  Speaker 9: Manhattan Bridge, I saw two guys that had hit each
• 34:58
  Speaker 9: other and they were both food delivery guys, and one
• 35:03
  Speaker 9: was had there was a full trail of blood and
• 35:06
  Speaker 9: it was from his face. Yeah, and his face here
• 35:09
  Speaker 9: had swollen up as if there was a grapefruit inside
• 35:13
  Speaker 9: of his own cheek bone. And there were two EMTs
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: that had parked an ambulance at the foot of the
• 35:19
  Speaker 9: bridge right around where that graffiti always is. Yes, and
• 35:23
  Speaker 9: they were walking up the bridge. They were walking all
• 35:26
  Speaker 9: the way with a medical bag.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: That's so brutal. Just take yourself down the bridge.
• 35:31
  Speaker 9: It's stuck with me. It's stuck with me, and it
• 35:35
  Speaker 9: still gives me a little bit of queasiness.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Well, you know what the problem with the bridge is
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: that they have the bike lane that's like completely away
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: from the cars, and then they there's like do the
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: uber et suits on mopeds go on the bike.
• 35:47
  Speaker 9: Lane and there's a sign that says no mopeds.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Well, dude, it's a fucking motorcycle.
• 35:51
  Speaker 9: I am so glad that you are talking the way
• 35:54
  Speaker 9: that you are because I have been the guy that
• 35:57
  Speaker 9: abides by signs and rule. Oh yeah, I complain about
• 36:01
  Speaker 9: it and I try to enforce it to some degree
• 36:04
  Speaker 9: and everyone's like, oh, you're the fucking hall monitor. This
• 36:07
  Speaker 9: kid reminded everyone that homework was happening in class or whatever.
• 36:11
  Speaker 9: And you are, you're starting to come to that side.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: I've been on that side. I like my first day
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: on the bike. I like bike life. This podcast is
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: bike life, dude. I mean, look, I'm not trying to
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: die on the bike. Because motorcycle bike you.
• 36:26
  Speaker 9: Need to wear a helmet. Both of you. I'm going
• 36:28
  Speaker 9: to get you guys helmets soon. We'll see where I
• 36:31
  Speaker 9: have mine. And I know it doesn't look cool. I
• 36:33
  Speaker 9: don't care.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get a guardian.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like two on that. Yeah, riding around
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: with a massive helmet looked looking like a Macony's Day
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: parade float.
• 36:44
  Speaker 9: Someone I told you this too. One time I almost
• 36:46
  Speaker 9: got hit by a car and there was a parking cop,
• 36:49
  Speaker 9: a traffic cop who was like riding a ticket for
• 36:52
  Speaker 9: a car. And I almost got hit by this car
• 36:55
  Speaker 9: because I turned left and I had headphones in, which
• 36:58
  Speaker 9: is I know, I get it very bonds and I've
• 37:02
  Speaker 9: never worn them since really while biking. No, you can't
• 37:05
  Speaker 9: wear headphones to fucking bike, especially these noise canceling ones.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm in a whole different world. I feel like
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking well.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: You got throne yesterday and he was picked up the
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: call while he was on his bike. Oh, I talked
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: to him. I talked to a bow on the phone
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: on biking almost every time I had the earphones in
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: hands free.
• 37:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I almost got hit by this car and the
• 37:27
  Speaker 9: woman saw the whole thing, and I took the headphones
• 37:31
  Speaker 9: out and she goes, someone's gonna miss you, And that
• 37:37
  Speaker 9: stuck with me.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: That's that's on site. If someone says that shit to me.
• 37:42
  Speaker 9: It's also, yeah, very presumptuous. She doesn't know how many
• 37:45
  Speaker 9: people I've alienated in my life. She doesn't know how alone.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I thought that they meant to miss seeing you.
• 37:52
  Speaker 9: No, they're gonna miss me when I'm died.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Thinking they're gonna miss me when I'm gone. Yeah, I
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: don't think that's what she meant.
• 37:57
  Speaker 9: I think absolutely what she meant. The way she said
• 38:00
  Speaker 9: it was very motherly. It was very like, I don't know,
• 38:04
  Speaker 9: she just seemed like she came with a bar.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah you either way, I think my biking days
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: might be coming to an end. It's just, dude, the
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: community is toxic. I'm in the City Bike Reddit. It's
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: toxic as fuck. What are they saying over there? It's
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: just unnecessary racism towards the Ubertz guys, which I get
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: to an extent, that's you right now. No, look, I
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: had problems with one of them, and I will say
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: some of them have a little bit of an attitude problem.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: But I'm not saying we have to ban all of them.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, maybe, like, let's just just voter I D. Yeah,
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: voter I D. Let's build a fucking pall. I texted
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: my friends after I said, let's build two walls. The
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: first one. Yeah, after I got hit, I went for
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: a second. I did go full Republican Trump, and then
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: I took a deep breath and I said, let.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Me get back to my sports gambling liberal way.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Let me go back to go liberal.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go play a couple back blackshack.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Hands, Yeah exactly. Let me let me tell me bike
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: to Jersey real quick. Let me bike through the hall
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: In Tunnel to play a little finally Roulette, cool, cool
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: down a bit.
• 39:12
  Speaker 9: Did you see John Stewart's bit about Tony Hinchcliff's joke
• 39:14
  Speaker 9: at the Trump rally.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: He said he thought he was funny?
• 39:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Really Yeah, John Stuart's an They're winning for comedy.
• 39:22
  Speaker 9: John's funny, is he? Yeah?
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Do you think John Stewart's funny?
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: No?
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Not really, he's funny unless he asked me to do
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: anything for him. Ever then in that case, yes.
• 39:31
  Speaker 9: John is funny.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Is he? Is he funny now because he defended Tony
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Hinchcliff or was he funny?
• 39:37
  Speaker 9: No, He's always been funny, dude, Yeah, he's fucking I
• 39:40
  Speaker 9: don't doesn't really matter. I don't think it really mattered.
• 39:43
  Speaker 9: You know, he's one of those guys, just one of
• 39:45
  Speaker 9: those guys.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: He went on who did he go?
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: He went on Colbert and was like, yeah, it was
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: obviously made in the lab and like, uh, like twenty eleven.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Or ten years before.
• 39:58
  Speaker 9: Go watch chappelle speech about John Stewart at the Mark
• 40:04
  Speaker 9: Twain Awards where he wins it.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: I'll have to check it out.
• 40:08
  Speaker 9: I'll watch all.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: I watched Stewart. I wasn't familiar.
• 40:10
  Speaker 9: I love the Mark Twain speeches. Yeah, they're good that
• 40:14
  Speaker 9: they give because they tell backstories about each other.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: And Chappelle talks about how early, early on in his
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: career he wrote.
• 40:23
  Speaker 9: Half Baked and he called a bunch of celebrities and
• 40:28
  Speaker 9: they needed a celebrity lift and John Stewart was the
• 40:30
  Speaker 9: only one who said he would do it and it
• 40:33
  Speaker 9: gave the film a little bit of a you know,
• 40:36
  Speaker 9: validity or something like that.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Well, that's nice, that's gonna be us. That's gonna be
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: us writing for you at the Twin Awards. Once Tire
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: season two comes out, Guys Tire season two, We're gonna
• 40:46
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  Speaker 9: I'm very excited about about the episode that I'm in
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  Speaker 9: for season.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Two, Cigars boys. Should we celebrate now.
• 42:11
  Speaker 9: When it comes out? When it comes out?
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when it comes out, we'll do some cigars. When
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: is it coming out, I don't know. Probably for a
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: while longer and then takes a long time to edit.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Probably twenty twenty five. I'm gonna go April. It's gonna
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  Speaker 2: be my guest April twenty five.
• 42:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I was.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: It was cool.
• 42:29
  Speaker 9: Probably very different production this time. Yeah, now because now
• 42:32
  Speaker 9: the first time we did it was not it was
• 42:34
  Speaker 9: not on Netflix yet. Yeah, so it was kind of
• 42:37
  Speaker 9: bootstrapped now this time. Explosions trailers. I had my own
• 42:42
  Speaker 9: trailer that's pretty sick, and there were three different tiers
• 42:46
  Speaker 9: of trailers.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: What tier were you in? Second tier?
• 42:48
  Speaker 9: First day, I was in the bottom tier, which was
• 42:51
  Speaker 9: kind of just almost like a cubicle, and I was
• 42:54
  Speaker 9: there with I was sharing. It was a trailer that
• 42:58
  Speaker 9: had I don't know, five apartments in it, and I
• 43:02
  Speaker 9: had to share, you know, there were five doors, and
• 43:06
  Speaker 9: the other actors that were in that trailer were actors
• 43:10
  Speaker 9: that were had one line in the show. But then
• 43:13
  Speaker 9: the next day I got moved up and I was
• 43:16
  Speaker 9: sharing one of the principal actors trailers and I have
• 43:19
  Speaker 9: my own bathroom, big flat screen TV, air conditioning.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: What did you How did you get moved up? You
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: good behavior the first day. I don't really know why
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: they did that. I think I think they just they're
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: probably like, this is going to be a big star,
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: a big trailer. I think the first day.
• 43:37
  Speaker 9: Those three trailers were taken by people who had, you know, more,
• 43:43
  Speaker 9: whatever did.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: You actually do? You actually hang out in the trailer
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: a lot? Or is that more just you do? What
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: kind of chair? Are we talking about?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Hard chair?
• 43:51
  Speaker 9: They had a leather couch in the nice one.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I won't lie.
• 43:55
  Speaker 9: I was pretty stoked. Character's name on.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: It Booze Torpedo.
• 44:01
  Speaker 9: No, you had to stay in the pocket. You never
• 44:04
  Speaker 9: knew what they were gonna call your character. You know
• 44:06
  Speaker 9: what they call where the trailers are, they call it
• 44:09
  Speaker 9: base camp.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Base camp.
• 44:11
  Speaker 9: And then there's a trailer for just the hair and
• 44:13
  Speaker 9: makeup people. And you go in there and they say,
• 44:15
  Speaker 9: HMU wants you hair and makeup. So you go into
• 44:19
  Speaker 9: hair and makeup and by the day too, they know you,
• 44:21
  Speaker 9: they know your name. You're telling jokes and riffing and
• 44:23
  Speaker 9: they're just primping. They put one of those like barber
• 44:26
  Speaker 9: cloaks on you and they're primping and spraying and doing
• 44:31
  Speaker 9: your makeup.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: And you should have showed up in your already in makeup,
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: like I sit it at my house, just.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Blush a ton of eyeliner.
• 44:40
  Speaker 9: Any makeup. And season there was no we had no
• 44:43
  Speaker 9: makeup in season one.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Damn, you're gonna look incredible.
• 44:47
  Speaker 9: I think it's gonna look really good.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I know you were chatting it up with the makeup girls.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: I know you were winning them.
• 44:52
  Speaker 9: They were awesome. Everyone had these super thick Philly accents.
• 44:57
  Speaker 9: Do you want to water?
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: That was what I kept hearing, and then uh, okay,
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: break for lunch. Any Diva's on set? No everyone.
• 45:08
  Speaker 9: In fact, I remember the crew specifically saying that everyone
• 45:11
  Speaker 9: was remarkably nice to work with.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: There's got to be one. Give us, give us top.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: If you can't spot the diva, bro, you can't stop
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: at diva.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: You're the diva.
• 45:18
  Speaker 9: I didn't have my coat with me.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: There's got to be one Diva. I don't see who
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: got a little mouthy with the makeup.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Or just like knocked them out of the way.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Is that enough fucking blush, bitch, Jesus Christ, let me
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: do it. Yeah, yeah, someone snapped. Now I didn't see it.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't see any of that. Well, we won't hear
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: about that until the Mark Twain Awards. A little backstory,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: but that's.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: How I got the best performance out of him.
• 45:51
  Speaker 9: It was fun. I was very in character the whole time.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Did that entailed.
• 45:57
  Speaker 9: I'm not going to say I was method acting, but
• 45:59
  Speaker 9: like tween scenes, I didn't want I didn't want just
• 46:03
  Speaker 9: I didn't want to not talk the way that I
• 46:07
  Speaker 9: had been because then I felt like it would be
• 46:09
  Speaker 9: hard to get back into character.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Makes sense, and it's like a place where it's okay
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: for you to do that. If you do that anywhere else,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: people will be like, what the fuck is this?
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Dude's to you?
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: If you're doing it on set, that's like such common practice.
• 46:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, was everybody else doing the.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Same Uh nope, everyone else didn't seem to have that problem,
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: but that same energy. It must have been so fucking fun.
• 46:34
  Speaker 9: It was awesome.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you must have had a blast. That's so exciting.
• 46:37
  Speaker 9: It was really really fun.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: When did you get back.
• 46:40
  Speaker 9: Last night?
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Nice?
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: We did the what was the best meal you had
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: down there.
• 46:45
  Speaker 9: Sorry to cut you off on set.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: You mean, I'm sure that was more uh cafeterious.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Though it was like big catered food. But some of
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: it was pretty good. But just in general while you
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: were down with you know, I kept going to that place, honey,
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: g roh grow You ever had that? Now?
• 47:03
  Speaker 9: It's uh, it's stir fried. And I had three nights
• 47:09
  Speaker 9: in a row. I was staying in this condo complex
• 47:13
  Speaker 9: that had no character or personality or decorations of any kind.
• 47:20
  Speaker 9: It I don't really know how to describe. It felt
• 47:22
  Speaker 9: like an army base for a country that doesn't really
• 47:27
  Speaker 9: worry about being attacked.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: What does that mean?
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Like they just don't allocate any funds to their defense. Yeah,
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: like Iceland.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like an army How was it like
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: an army base?
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 47:41
  Speaker 9: Everything was exactly the same. All the units were looked
• 47:44
  Speaker 9: exactly the same. I couldn't even find my my unit
• 47:47
  Speaker 9: because there the signage was so I.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Just keep on picture in the Olympic village and just
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: you saying bolts not as French sprinter. How many people
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: were working on the show A lot? Hundreds, no thousands, sure,
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: tens of thousands, that's a lot of people fifty fifty
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: to seventy maybe fifty is I don't know any any
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: like hooligans go down on set, Like maybe someone yelling
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: made the microphones you're talking about, Shanny.
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: One thing that was funny was that occasionally someone would
• 48:21
  Speaker 9: like come in thinking thinking it was a real tire
• 48:25
  Speaker 9: tire shop.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, and like and since you were method acting,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: you probably had to fucking change their tires.
• 48:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you had to be like someone would have to
• 48:34
  Speaker 9: be like, no, sorry, this isn't a real tire shop,
• 48:36
  Speaker 9: and they'd be like, what is it.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: He's like, no, I see the tires right there. Just
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: I just want those on the car. Yeah, And early
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: one of these guys can help me put they.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Got you in the full body shuit. Can you just
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: help me put this on the car?
• 48:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah. So they'd have to like kick them out, and
• 48:51
  Speaker 9: then people be like, how did that happen? How did
• 48:54
  Speaker 9: that person get through?
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, Yeah, but it happened a couple times. I think, Yeah,
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: what was there to get through?
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 49:03
  Speaker 9: I was outside and a deaf person came up and
• 49:09
  Speaker 9: asked me if it was a tire shop. He was like,
• 49:12
  Speaker 9: what's going on.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: In there surely is not what he said.
• 49:16
  Speaker 9: Well, he said it, and I had my earbuds in,
• 49:20
  Speaker 9: so I took them out. Def on deaf, and I
• 49:23
  Speaker 9: heard the way he was speaking because I initially had
• 49:26
  Speaker 9: responded because I thought he was He was just like,
• 49:29
  Speaker 9: what is that? And I was like, oh, it's a
• 49:31
  Speaker 9: we're shooting a TV show. And then he asked me
• 49:35
  Speaker 9: another question. So I took the earbuds out, and that
• 49:39
  Speaker 9: was when I realized he was deaf, and I all
• 49:42
  Speaker 9: of a sudden, very quickly started enunciating my words so
• 49:48
  Speaker 9: clearly because I knew he was reading my lips. Yeah,
• 49:52
  Speaker 9: and I felt good about that. Yeah, because when you
• 49:56
  Speaker 9: meet a deaf person, that is how you sort of
• 49:58
  Speaker 9: meet them in the middle, by over enunciating, by talking
• 50:02
  Speaker 9: bye bye, speaking in a very clear way with and slowly.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: That is not the middle, though, No.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: I think it's just like twenty percent our way, and
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: they still have to come eighty percent of the way.
• 50:13
  Speaker 9: You know what's lucky for deaf people is that I
• 50:15
  Speaker 9: already speak very slowly, and I already enunciate very well.
• 50:19
  Speaker 9: It was his lucky day that he met me. It
• 50:22
  Speaker 9: is instead of someone like mumbled.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: If I hit him with the rapper voice. They'd have
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: no idea what I was talking.
• 50:29
  Speaker 9: That's right.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: The deaf community must hate Guardani.
• 50:32
  Speaker 9: I've been told the Passion that the deaf community loves
• 50:36
  Speaker 9: this podcast in particular for the stories that I tell.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Because we put out crazy Brailt Brail transcripts for the
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: people to watch.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: They only put captions on for when you two are.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Speaking, really and I they just annunciate, They give they
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: show video of Francis Yeah, because you enunciate so fucking perfectly, dude.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: So we did the podcast on Sunday remote and Roan's
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: audio was dog shit, horse shit, bottom of the barrel audio,
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: and I mine, Yeah, yours, And I'm just I'm just
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: making it. Know what the problem was.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I did exactly what you told me.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: You used an iPad instead of the iPhone, which we
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: can't do ever again.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: But so I just need to get a microphone from
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: my house.
• 51:21
  Speaker 9: But we did.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: So, I I was editing the audio and I was
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: using audition, and I wasn't really getting where I was
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: trying to. And then I was like, I wonder if
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: there's like an AI an AI option here. So I
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: found Adobe has this like beta that they're working on
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: called it. It's called like Adobe podcast, and you can
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: enhance the audio and it works really well. But the
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: problem is it also tries to enhance background noise if
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: there's too much background noise, so it'll it'll play it'll
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: be like the audio like your voice will be very crisp,
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: but then like when you're not talking, they'll randomly be
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: a flare up of like attempted to be enhanced nothing audio.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: And it sounds like a Korean person who was who
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: was possessed by the devil himself. So I had to
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: go through Lost His Soul each individual audio clip and
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: edit those parts out. Took a very long time, and
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: then I guess I missed one, and then people were
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: not happy and they said that it actually scared them
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: a lot when it came over because it sounds horrifying.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Because you put me through the Korean filter.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Yes, it sounds insane. So I guess, at like seventeen
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: minutes in on the episode, randomly you just start hearing
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: the voice of Al. I'll play it. It sounds insane. Yeah,
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: it's horrifying, dude, these No, it's not even it's literally
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: just mumbles. We find it I think it was at sixteen.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, like you get excited about the AI things
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: that are available, but like once you look back at them,
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: it's like, oh, this actually sounds fucking insane. Like there
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: were a a I filter we used on a PAPEV
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: clip one time.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: We're like, oh, this sick.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: We're gonna make all choppy video look like this, and
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: then I look back and it looks like NBA two
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: K two thousand and eight.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: NBA two K eight. There's always some box.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: But last week we were doing me and Jessici were
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: working around with some You put a vocal in and
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: you can make it sound like like fucking Travis Scott
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: or like Rihanna. I wish that you could just can
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: you just make an episode of the podcast isolate our
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: vocals and just make it Beyonce, jay Z and Diddy
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: talking about trafficking or something like that easily too. Yeah,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: we gotta do that.
• 53:39
  Speaker 10: Let's see trying to find it out here we go.
• 53:46
  Speaker 10: But they were, yeah, Nope, that's sounded.
• 53:56
  Speaker 9: This is a good exercise.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: I'm glad we're doing this is well, and it also
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: sucks too because all of the listeners actually have already
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: heard it. It's also just one of those things that
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: if you were planning to do this today, you should
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: have qued it up before the podcast. Well, I wasn't
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: planning on doing anything.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Wait, I have something cued up. I have something cued up.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: My friend sent me this Reddit post, and my friend
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Tom sent me this Reddit post. It's rs UC Santa
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Barbara and the post says, seriously, where can I masturbate?
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: And the post is I'm a freshman at the Santa
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Rosa dorms and one of my roommates is an international
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: student who just skips class and plays League of Legends
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: in our room for a literal minimum of sixteen hours
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: a day. He even gets his groceries delivered and eats
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: his meals at his desk, and so he literally never
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: leaves the room for more than five minutes ten minutes
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: if he decides to shower that day. Aside from my room,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: there's the only other I could The only other place
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: I could masturbate is the shared bathrooms. But on the
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: notting on the public shower floor seems disgusting and heinous.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: It's been three weeks. At this point, I literally can
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: feel a pressure inside of my pubic region. Whenever I
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: sat down, does anyone know a place I can go
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: to masturbate seriously?
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: And or people saying, I mean he just sent me
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: the clip, but uh was there were people replying with
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: like options to where to go.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: I assume that they're just saying nut in the shower,
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: that's what.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, But that it was sent to me was like
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: he doesn't want it bad enough. If you got a nut,
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: you find somewhere.
• 55:26
  Speaker 9: To not Dude, I've never I've never had a pressure
• 55:29
  Speaker 9: in my pubis after three weeks to go, you have
• 55:32
  Speaker 9: to go, may force you to nut in the shower.
• 55:34
  Speaker 9: That made me think, oh, if only, if only I
• 55:36
  Speaker 9: could go somewhere.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: But it was my college group chat, and they brought
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: up a story that our our dorm room floor they
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: had to like put like printed out signs on the
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: wall saying please stop nutting in the showers. Yeah, that
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: happened because it's clogging the drain, clogging the drink.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: I think it happens at a lot of big school
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: How do they know? How do they know that that's
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: what's going on? Probably been happening for hundreds of years
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: at colleges, So why.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Don't they just improve the coming ass pipes.
• 56:05
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: They're probably hoping that people will just stop doing it.
• 56:08
  Speaker 9: We didn't have that problem at Harvard.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: No, No, I mean, you guys probably had jerk off
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: fucking pods in your.
• 56:14
  Speaker 9: Dorm run I think. Yeah. I don't know if it
• 56:16
  Speaker 9: was because our pipe infrastructure was superior, or because people
• 56:19
  Speaker 9: were just too focused on getting ahead that they didn't
• 56:21
  Speaker 9: have time to masturbate.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: Everybody's just getting ahead, yeah.
• 56:25
  Speaker 9: Or they were banging all the chicks from the local colleges.
• 56:28
  Speaker 9: That's there was. There was this truck that there was
• 56:33
  Speaker 9: like a van. Wellesley was an all girls' school that
• 56:40
  Speaker 9: was half an hour forty five minutes from Harvard. Yeah,
• 56:42
  Speaker 9: and they would they had a truck that would drive
• 56:45
  Speaker 9: them to Harvard, I think. And on the way to
• 56:50
  Speaker 9: Harvard they called it the the girls called it the
• 56:53
  Speaker 9: bang bus. And on the way home they called it
• 56:55
  Speaker 9: the Victory van.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: The girls called it that. Yeah, disgusting, that's foul of them,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: the bang bus.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: Because they were taking the bus into go bang Harvard apparently.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Just treating them like objects. Treating the men like objects
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: at Harvard.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: Isn't that what happens in the social network, like they
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: just have a bunch of girls like that from the
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: local girls just get like dropped off at the study
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: groups or whatever they're going at the final clubs, final clubs.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: That's right, Damn, that's pretty pimp.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Who do they hire as a driver. Do you think
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: it's just an off duty school bus driver?
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: A question?
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: Probably just a pledge. They call them pledges at the
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: finals clubs. Or are they like punches punches? Why even
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: worse because you punch the final clubs. It's like you
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: get punched and then you you get punched, means you
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: get invited. A letter comes under your door, under your door.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: They saw a letter under your door. You open the
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: letter and each round is four rounds to the household
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: of Francis Elis.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: I know he fish pumped like tiger Woods.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:57
  Speaker 9: I got punched by seven of the eight.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been top prospect on campus. The one missing,
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: the one must have pissed you.
• 58:06
  Speaker 9: I knew I did piss me off because the president
• 58:09
  Speaker 9: of our club had been punched by all eight and
• 58:11
  Speaker 9: he said he was the last person that got that
• 58:13
  Speaker 9: to go all eight who got invited by Yeah, how
• 58:17
  Speaker 9: do you know? How does he know that I don't know,
• 58:18
  Speaker 9: there's no way that but he was the only person
• 58:21
  Speaker 9: I knew and he was three years older.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Well old chap. I was the last one to get
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: punched by all eight.
• 58:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they do.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: They drop it off with an owl, like an owl
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: drops off the no.
• 58:29
  Speaker 9: But it's hand written in cursive and it's like nice,
• 58:32
  Speaker 9: nice letterhead it shows up under your door. That's sick.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: And then uh, I love to get punched.
• 58:38
  Speaker 9: And then after each successive event, you you you don't
• 58:42
  Speaker 9: you if you get it, you'll get another letter if
• 58:45
  Speaker 9: you're invited to the second round.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Have you guys been booted all this year? I'm sorry, Booed,
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: I haven't.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Probably.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, do you guys have kids in your buildings? Do
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: you guys have to like put out candy?
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 59:00
  Speaker 9: What are you talking about?
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: Like bood is like getting punched, but for civilians Booed. Yeah,
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: when I was a kid, that I became a thing
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: where like you would get like someone would like drop
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: off a big bucket of candy or something with like
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: a letter in it and say like you got booed,
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: and you'd be like, who did it know that happened
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: in our building? Yeah? Really? Yeah, you get booed. Yeah,
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: you've never heard of that.
• 59:23
  Speaker 9: No, because I'm sure you're not telling a real thing.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: I promise you I am ghosting.
• 59:30
  Speaker 9: This is a real thing. Yeah, what's the point.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: It's just having fun with your friends when you're a child,
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: just dropping off a big box, the whole thing of candy,
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: like a Halloween candy, as if you got someone. But
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: it's actually just a nice thing to do. Yeah, fair enough,
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: and then you like you do it. It's like ding
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: dom ditching, but it's like acceptable because then you open
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: your door and instead of there's the whole thing on
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: his head. Yeah, that's candy on my doorstep.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: These kids these days, I like that they never saw
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: John Stewart, but they fucking they'll go you or boot
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: your ass or spook you.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: I'm probably gonna try and get into some activities tonight,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: egging Tp'm when to TPE the Empire State Building. Yeah,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: just throw it at the lowest floor, just bounces right off.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: There's nothing to drape it off. Yeah, there's really no
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: way to TP buildings in New York.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: You need a helicopter.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah that would be awesome. They should do that helicopter TP. Yeah,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: they should ty from like a projectile toilet paper. They say,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: when toilet paper falls from the height of the Empire
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: State Building, it comes down like a meteor, like a
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: nuclear weapon.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: There's just a mushroom cloud.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 9: Have you guys been watching the Red Bull mountain biking thing.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 9: I have not no where they're on the course with
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 9: the jumps, I've seen it, and they're going straight downhill yeah,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 9: and doing backflips.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's sick.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 9: I think that might be the single craziest thing that
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 9: I've ever seen, more than base jumping with wingsuits, more
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 9: than than any extreme.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: Red Bull's got some crazy ones though, that dude.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 9: That one seems like the margin of error is an
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 9: inch and if you get it wrong, your body is
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 9: going to break in half. Yeah.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: Red Bulls got some weird dude. They did the fucking
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: when the dude jumped from space cool but and landed
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: in a net. I don't Yeah again, that one's crazy.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: The one he didn't land in the net though, The
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: guy that jumped from space, No, I think he parachuted
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: and then landed in a net.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: I think he had like rockets on where he could
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: land himself on a space X platform.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 9: You guys are your memories are combining, like three different
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 9: stunts might.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Might be possible, but these guys will have a bicycle
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: spoke through their stern up.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 9: Well, they just fall off a mountain, if they if
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 9: they swerve, yeah, they're falling off a mountain.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: You know what's a fun red bull one is when
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: they do like the ski races or like but it's
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: but they're on skates. Have you ever seen that and
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: they go around like this like jumps and it's all
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: ice they have I I think they have one of
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: those Fenway.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 9: Really, No, that was skiing in Fenway.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: They're really cool.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: That would explode my knees.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: I think it would be fun as hell.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 9: It's cool, but I wouldn't be able to handle it.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 9: I'd want to try it. Going on a jump on
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 9: skates forget it.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Just landing on your fucking knees going so fast.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: Well you don't. You land on a downward slope. It
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: doesn't really hurt your knees.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 9: That's not true. There's no way that's true.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: It's exactly true.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: No, you ever gone on a jump on skis, Yes,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: and you land on the feel it slowly, I know,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: but you still feel it.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 9: It's not gradual.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: It's extremely gradual.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 9: No, dude, you're you're talking about if the jump is
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 9: built perfectly. Yeah, and they are build No, not always,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 9: not on especially not ice and skates. You don't think
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 9: that the Reddi Bull team is building them perfectly.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: The most jumped before, Yeah.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: I have.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 9: I was on the freestyle team.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: What you were?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: What? There's a massive difference between landing on flag ground
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: and landing on the downward slope. The slope is actually
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: a lot of times steeper than the actual jump. The
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: slope is like a ninety degree angle.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 9: No, it's not, dude. You're talking about ninety degrees perpendicular,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 9: So I don't even know what that means. You're talking
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 9: about like forty five degrees.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, obviously I was exaggerating with ninety degrees, but extremely
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: it's so steep that if you don't go over the
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: jump and you just and you just try and go,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: you go around the jump and you go over the knuckle,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: you'll catch air because of how steep they drop off.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 9: On the big ones, and those are the ones that
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 9: are really well made. Yes, but I don't think that
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 9: a lot of the ice skating jumps are well made.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 9: I have a human. They probably are.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: And also they're not going off like huge jumps. The
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: jumps aren't even that.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: We have to pull this up. We need to pull
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: up a visual. Have you guys seen the rebel thing
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: where they do they run up the greased pole.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's that one. That's a full one.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 9: That one.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: That one's just guys, that's more of my speed.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: I haven't ski jumped, but I'd run down a fucking
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: pole and just smoke my nuts like America's funniest home videos.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: I haven't done, im not. I want to make it clear.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: I haven't done like the Olympic ski jumping, the one
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: where they put your picturing me your feed out like that.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: Just like.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: No, I've done the ones where you just go off
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: and then maybe you like twist your feet once, like
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: do something flashy with the skates, with the skis, Yeah,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: like you grab the bottom ski. I've done those. You're
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: in the air for zero point five seconds, look like Napoleon. Yeah,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: so here we go. This is one of them.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 9: This is it Red Bull crashed Ice twenty seventeen. They
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 9: have armor on and I've heard that, you know, the
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 9: courses have actually gotten less gradual on the landings since then.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 9: Really Yeah, so the guy who was building all the
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 9: courses died. Oh okay, so there you go.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: Look, oh yeah, that's gradual.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 9: No, no, it's it's not.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: It's not gradual at all.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: I mean if it were jumps, they're not even going
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: off jumps right now.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 9: There's a jump that was a jump.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a fucking that is extraiting. I mean it
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: couldn't bedual.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: That was a steep hill that they go up.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: They're not even feeling that impact when they're landing.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 9: Oh, they're feeling it. All these guys do acupuncture. They're
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 9: given bags of crushed ice from the course to ice
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 9: their knees.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: Do you guys think that when like someone does like
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: a halfpipe, when they're like skateboarding, that every time they
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: land they're feeling like intense impact in their knees. I
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: think they have to probably take a tour it all
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: shot and fucking sit off.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 9: That's right.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: There's no ligaments, there's no uh, what's it cartilage guards? Dude,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: Tony hawks, when they they don't hurt their knees, yeah,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: via friction.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 9: I'm going to meet you in the middle here on
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 9: this one, sass, Okay, Uh, it's better than if it
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 9: were flat. It is, there's still so much better. There's
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 9: still a lot of impact. No, you're not right about this.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 9: Actually I was fucking with you for a minute, but
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 9: you're not right. I am right, no, because I used
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 9: to ski, and you know, he was on the freestyle
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 9: We had jackets, We had jackets.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: I was on the ski team. You have jackets on
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: the ski team.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: You don't have jack wearing your own jackets from home
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: with like a little penny or like a number.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: I had to wear the fucking skin tight uniform. That's racing.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: I know what I'm just saying. Like I skied as well,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: I know, but I did. I used to be good
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: at freestyle skiing. You skied on like vocals and you
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: had the knee guards had I had armandas armadas. I
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: had armadas and full tilt boots. Brom not a joke.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: He look at the ship, Look at me, fucking look
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: at that rail that I'm hitting in this that you.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: Yes, actually, yes, I used to ski a lot. And
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you, why did you do that? When I
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: was really young?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: You would hit rails? Yes, I don't know why. That's
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: so crazy? The fact they eat both of you have.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: Just this intense skiing experience.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Well, in New England everyone goes skiing in the winter.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 9: Clearly the mountain sas ski at had better jump landing
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 9: builders than mine.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: I promise you whatever mountain I skied at was not
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: even close to as good of a mountain as whatever
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: mountain you ski at. I group skiing at Shawnee Peak.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: Maybe it was in Lakes region of maybe that you
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: were skiing at, like Sunday River and like Stove.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 9: Even Sunday River is not that great. No, I Diddy
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 9: Rivers great, It's okay, It's unbelievable. You need to get
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 9: back out there.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: Sunday Rivers got to be one of the best mountains.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: Sugar Loaf was the good mountain, and make sugar Loaf
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: is great too, But Sunday River's got to be one
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: of the best mountains in New England.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 9: Sugar Loaf and Sunday Rivers. It doesn't hold a candle
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 9: the sugar Loaf or even Killington, or I would even
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 9: say Stratton, what about.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: Or Freeport, Tromblon, troum Blant that's up in in Montreal.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: Those Tromblon is really cold. He jumps and tell your
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: d A couple of years ago.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah, with Peters, I thought you said you didn't even
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 9: ski out there.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: Oh he was in Breck. No, when I went to
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: When I went to I want to tell your ride
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: for one day and we went skiing.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 9: Tell your it's my favorite mountain to ski, favorite place.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Favorite place, great park set up there. Is this what
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: it's like, Roan When you guys talk about like football,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: For me, no, I ski. It's not because you watch football,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: not really you do. And then for some reason when
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: we talk football, you just decide that you don't know
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: anything about football, even though you watch football.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 9: I don't really watch that much football. I just I
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 9: watch it.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: I watched highlights so that I can contribute to the
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: conversation and pretend. What do you do on Sundays?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 9: I don't know. I go outside.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: He lays in his fucking eyes, spath. You just find
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: someone's porch to read a dystopian off.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 9: I did try to decompress a little.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: Did you finish eighty four?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 9: No, I started it on and I wasn't gonna take
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 9: the book, but I will get a nice help.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: I had to get your own copy of eighty four.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: I got to revisit eighty four. I remember it was big,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: big TV screens. Yeah, big Brother and Big Brother watching
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: you obviously scene.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: Yep, yep, they fucking nail. He hit the nail on
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: the head man.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: We're fucking living in it.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 9: Saw it coming, saw it coming. That's fact.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: The fucking future, man, tell you what, bro and that's
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: gonna be what tire. Season two is like the fucking future,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: a piece of literature so resonant that it won't even
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: be appreciated until sixty years from now.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 9: I like that.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: That's how I feel.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: I think you gotta hope that it's appreciated now, right, No, no,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: for the sake of the show, until you die hoping.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: It's not like a freaking Geeks run where people don't
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: start liking it until eighty years after it came out.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 9: Nobody liked for you some Geese when it came out.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: It was canceled after season two, right?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 11: Was it?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: Two seasons or one season? Might have been one season?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: Great show though, one season that's it because a one
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: or two I don't remember. But then Franco and Rogan
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: broke up. They don't even talk anymore.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 9: It's sad.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: But I wonder if no bro all in the news
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: this week, was it, Yeah, Franco is going on to
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: and that Seth Rogan doesn't talk to him anymore. But
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: it was because he was accused of being h. It
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: was me too, Yeah, it was me too. Yeah. But
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: now people are like mad at Rogan for not being.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 9: For not Seth.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're mad at Seth.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 9: Now Joe not Joe.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: Well, no, no one's ever been mad mad at Joe.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: They're calling they are calling Joe a diva for not
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: going to do Kamala's and they're like, she's the vice president,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: she's busy, Yeah, not to do to not have her on? No,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: he offered, He's offered to have her on like multiple time,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: but she they said that their requirements are it's going
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: to be one hour and he has to fly to
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: them to do it. And he was like, I feel
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: like the best way for this to happen is that
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: she comes to Austin and we don't have a time
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: limit and we have a normal conversation.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: I mean we're the same way, Like we're not going
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: to go on the road and just have like some
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: like have like Sagalo on the road.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like we're going to have him in the home base. Yeah,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: well that's the only way it's gonna work. I'm in
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: my comfort.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Well, it's just yeah, it's just a fantasy fact, Like
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: I got to.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: Be in my happy place. If you want the mind
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: to be working properly, you the meat that I am.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, you can get like fifty percent maybe on
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: the road.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: I actually think it's a bad look for Kamala to
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: be like, I'm not doing it unless it's by these
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: requirements if Trump, I feel like it. Once Trump did it,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: like you have to do it. It's not like it's
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: not like any podcast. It's a huge podcast.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 9: No, I know it Just to me, it looks like
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 9: she's only it would look that she was only doing
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 9: it because he did it.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I guess if they're confident that she
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: could win without doing it. Well, he did that mister
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: Beast video, and I was like, why isn't she buried alive?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: Trump did a mister Beast video? Yeah, damn, he got
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: buried alive for forty eight hours.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: But he had to guess when the forty eight hours
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: were up, so he didn't get the money if he
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: went out before the forty eight hours.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah. Yeah, and there were other presidential candidates that were
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 9: also out in the woods, but they didn't know if
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 9: anyone was actually ringing the bell or not.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: I mean Trump's really making the rounds he's doing. He
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: did Aiden Ross's stream. Yes, I think he's doing Tysonatt.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: He did uh with Kim. Yeah, he did Myron and uh.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: He did Fresh and Fit. I saw really, Yeah, he
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: was on Fresh and Fit.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: That's huge.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 9: He did that toy review show with that kid.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw that. I saw him on. He was
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: on with Sneako, he on with SnO. Yeah, he flashed
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: the A nine, he flashed the piece. They're flaming Sneako
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: for which part for uh? He when he pulled out
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: the twenty bands because I think Sneako is Haitian, right,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: I know he's Muslim. I think he's from moms from Haiti.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: Maybe he's from Haiti. But it's like he's like a
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: he's like a racist, fucking misogynistic, like super all right
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: twitch streamer. And then when people started saying that the
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: Haitians were eating animals in Ohio, what did he do?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: He started posting like photos of his country being like wait,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: till they find out about the Motherland, like the disrespect,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: and he's like, dude, this is what you've been doing
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: to everyone else for your entire career. And now he's like,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: I guess he's like banned from like all streaming platforms.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Really, I heard they they banned Fusie as well.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: Fusie's been banned from every streaming platform like fifteen times,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: but he.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Just got banned from Kick this week.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: I think. Really getting banned from one of those you
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: gotta do something really bad.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: He said he couldn't remember the last two days, but
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: now he realized that the damage he's done and this
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: is payback for this Ski talk.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: Fusie on Kick You Fusie got Kick melucking sneak O
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: and Jelker Sneaking Joker.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: That sounds like a morning show from San Diego in
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety two, Sneako and Joker in the Morning's sick?
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: Well, has it been an hour? Definitely right?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ unflies with them with my fucking bros. I
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: haven't even fucking cracked a playbook.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 9: Can It's good to be back. I like being in
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 9: this room and doing this podcast here. Oh yeah, much
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 9: better than the fucking hotel room. We had to do
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 9: it in.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: We gotta do it. I actually don't think that was bad.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: I think the only reason that was bad was because
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: everyone was exhausted. Yeah, no, I was fresh as a daisy.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: That was the most tired I've ever been. Genuinely, why that.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: Whole day was just like torture really because I saw
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: you had your prime.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: I saw you had a Stanley full of Prime. Not enough,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: a big ass water bottle full of prime. Apparently Lunchley
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: is getting sued. I see the cheese.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Poor fucking Lunchly breaks my heart for the bros over
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: at lunch feel so bad. They're saying that mister bees
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: completely ruined his career with Lunchley.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: Dude, they're really trying to take down mister Beasts, which
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: is pretty crazy, Like it's it's pretty brutal that like,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: no matter who you are and what you do, he's.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: Exclusively altruistic and it's like trying to do a business
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: venture and they're like, fuck this dude.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: But his whole career has been built on being like
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: I'm giving all these people money, I'm helping out my friends.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: And then now they're like, I guess like his group
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: chat leaked and he had like racist memes in it,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: and they're like some lady online's like I sent this
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: to the FBI, Like what are they gonna do? Ye
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: be like, Yeah, he sent memes that were on Reddit
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: to his friends.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: What kind of racist memes? How racist?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: Who gives a shit?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: How racist the memess memes?
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's sending them to his like they're in
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: a group chat. Yeah.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: I guess so were they. They weren't sexist though.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: God no, as long as if it was. If it
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: was sexist, I'd be sick to my stomach. But if
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: it was fucking racist. A lot of people were like
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: hitting me up, being like, cannot wait to hear you
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: boys talk about hinge Cliff. I don't have a single
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: thing to say. I don't really understand why comedians are
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: piling on against him and saying like and and saying
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: mean stuff online about him.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 9: Or I I just think I don't know.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: Show is built around. I think it's because his show
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: is built around making fun of comedians who aren't good
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: at stance.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but I guess just for me, it's like you're
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 9: you know, if you're a true comedian, then why would
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 9: you ever ever say anything publicly online about a comedian
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 9: making a joke period? It's as black and white to
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 9: me as that.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very I mean it's I wouldn't say it
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: is some more of the Shane stuff at all, because
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: his was at a political rally and chains was at
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: a podcast. But it is similar with everyone piling on.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 9: I just don't get like what.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: I've actually always hated him.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 9: I don't know why.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know why ever, it's just yeah, people like, oh,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: finally we can take him down.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 9: I don't know. I don't get it. I don't. I don't.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 9: It's like I could.
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  Speaker 2: I would never.
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  Speaker 9: I cannot like someone's act. I'll talk shit about them
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  Speaker 9: to other comedians whatever. Privately, I'm not like saying I'm
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 9: fucking some righteous dude, but uh, I'm not going to
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  Speaker 9: go online and be like, I can't believe you told
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  Speaker 9: that joke that was impoor taste. What are you fucking
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 9: talking about? Shut up?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's also you find out it's importaste when the
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: joke doesn't work. Yeah, it's also not really a very
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  Speaker 2: good like business plan, Like you're not gonna like start
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: selling tickets because you hate other comedians.
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  Speaker 9: Dude, it pisses me off.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: It's going to be like, oh, this guy, I let's
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: go see this guy. He hates all of my fam
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: mal Miley's favorites as.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 9: Well, because exactly like, then then know what, then they're
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 9: not gonna protect you when you and you will do
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 9: it unless unless you have made the decision that you're
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 9: a clean comic. But if you get good enough and
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 9: you get big enough, you're gonna say a joke that's
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 9: gonna go poorly, and then the world will come for you.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 9: And I think the comedians, I don't know should fucking
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 9: look out for each other.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how I feel. I don't. I don't think
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: that anyone should do stand up at political rallies, not
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: even just because. But that's not his fault. They asked
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: him to do it. That's what he's supposed to do,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: get up there and talk about politics.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's not who he is.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: He's a comic. He's a fucking edgy rose comic.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: I think it's probably they probably saw the success of
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: his set at the Brady Roast and probably thought like,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: let's replicate this. Yeah, and they probably didn't even tell
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: him what it is. What we're looking for.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they probably weren't even like, hey, we want you
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 9: to stay away from this, we want you to do this,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 9: we want you to do that. They probably just said like, yeah,
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 9: come out do some remarks.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a pretty impossible environment to do stand.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 9: Up in terrifying.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: You think he got a bag?
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: Probably, What are we talking boys? Four hundred? Well they
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: said that, the they said that, the.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 9: They said that when Lizzo did the Democratic National Convention,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 9: you got two point three.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Million, so he probably got two point five. I just
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: don't know how long did he talk for like ten minutes,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: so he probably got like four point eight probably got
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: a couple of coats. Yeah, he got two Francis coats
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: and two million on top of that. And I mean
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: that's that's good work and his I mean it's probably
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: good for his business.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't have a strong opinion on it. No,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: that's my thing. I don't really have an opinion at all.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: You also just said that, and then we just talked
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: about it for fifteen minutes.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was pretty surface level.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 9: I had a strong observations I did.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: I'll just talk shit on him behind his back.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: No, I mean, I look, I I've met Tony Hinchcliff.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: He's always been really nice to me. Uh, now you're
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: issuing a full statement.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 9: I like him.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: I genuinely like the guy. I do, I don't, and
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: I also just fight Monty.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 9: I'll say this like, I don't know, sorry to the
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 9: people of Puerto Rico. I didn't think that joke was
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 9: that bad.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't that. I mean, dude, I listened to
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: the whole I watched the whole ten minutes. That's like
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: the least offensive. I mean, I'm not saying none of
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: the jokes personally offended me, but like, if there was
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: going to be one to pick from, that would not
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: have been the one.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you could also say that you can make
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: that joke about any island Australia, right.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah. I think that people are evaluating it as words
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 9: that were said at a political event instead of you know,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 9: if he had said that on Kill Tony or even
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 9: at the roast Tom Brady. I don't know that anyone's
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 9: picking that joke out as a problem. So whatever it is,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 9: the time and place.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: Thing I think the defense people were making was that
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: it wasn't like the comedy, like the defense of being
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: like this was jokes lighting up, Its jokes kind of
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: go away. When you're at a political rally.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 9: Then don't invite the comedians to the police.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: Why I said, I don't think comedians should be doing
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: political rallies. I'll tell you what.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 9: If I got invited to the A rally and I went,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 9: I could very well see myself doing a joke like that, yeah,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 9: and getting in trouble for it.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I don't know, you should. It would do
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: great things for the podcast. I would actually love if
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: that was you up there.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 9: I mean I'm not I'm nowhere near in the stratosphere
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 9: of Tony Hinchcliffe, but I can see how that happened. Yeah,
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 9: And I am annoyed specifically, not at the broader public,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 9: but at comedians for having a problem with it. That
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 9: is what I have an issue with.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just think it's dumb to Yeah, I agree.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: I think it's dumb to talk like I don't know,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: unless someone did something to you personally.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: I would die to see you do the U haul
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: bit at the Democratic National Convention.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: They'd love it.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: I think that they might go crazy for the you
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: because it's clean and it's personal.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: And everyone can relate totally just doing stand up.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: I think Francis, you would write a great speech for
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: a political convention.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: Well with with some jokes.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 9: I don't know. I tend to say things that I'm
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 9: not supposed to say.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: Isn't that the point?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 9: Not always? My fuck is to try to be funny.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 9: That is my lord, not to just not to just
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 9: make people unhappy, are offended. I don't want that.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, Well, we'll see you guys next week.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be in Bloomington, Minnesota next weekend. Please
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: come get tickets to that. I am begging you.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 9: Thank you.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: We'll see you guys next.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: Wait, I need to in Connecticut coming to see that
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: on Friday.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: You don't need He doesn't need any more people, you guys.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: That's not true.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: There's like ten thousand people there. Don't say that.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Why are you saying that?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: Right now?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: The amount of people that are actively going to my
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: Minnesota shows are the amount of people that are going
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: to be on stage for your show. That's not true.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 9: For his ticket, No, that's not true.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: We need so let's Minnesota. Let's hammer this one home.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: We need help.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: Let's start buying tickets for Minnesota. I'm gonna be playing
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: in front of a mirror. This is gonna be bad.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: I need your help. Come to come to New Haven,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: Connecticut on Friday. Pop Punk is performing costume contest, cash prize.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: It will be fun. I guarantee it. Sash will be
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: backing up. Francis is going to be dressed as a
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: fucking whole Dracula with that code on.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 9: Did you see my outfit for the Halloween party? We
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 9: already talked about it. Oh you did, yeah, Chucky, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 9: all right you did.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: We talked about it.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: We all did. All right. That's the episode. Goodbye was a.
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