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Fun with Futures, College Football Rules, CFB Week 1 Picks · Three For The Money

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  off a premium membership. Football's back. Football's
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  back. I'm going to speak for everyone and saying,
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  thank God, you know, we're back. We have something
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  to look forward to on our, on our week of, you
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  know, our jobs and doing the things that we do
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  on a daily. I have something to look forward
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  to at the end of the week. Um, this week being,
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  you know, mid week, I guess, uh, with all the
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  college football we have, cause week zero is
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  over and now we're onto week one. Now we're onto
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  shit. There's so much, there is so much football
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  for Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Is there, is
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  there football on Sunday? Yeah, no, there's,
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  there's two college games on Sunday and one on
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  Monday. Oh my God. It's like I have something
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  to do every day. Yeah, you do. Wow, that's wild.
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  We're back, football's back. We're so fucking
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  back. We're so back, baby. Let's do a little
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  recap of week zero. Then we have some NFL futures
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  we'll go over. Then we'll go over some college
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  picks for this upcoming week, week one. Don't
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  know about everyone else, but I mean I I went
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  I went five and oh, I don't know about you guys
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  But I am I'm here. I'm back and I'm ready. I'm
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  ready to fully embrace What what's what's currently
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  happening on my television and and my my my very
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  very few betting apps I went five and oh shout
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  out the Trends Center Shout out the research
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  that I did Dude I'm stoked. This is like, name
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  a better way to start off week zero. You can't
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  do it. So, uh, don't mean to pump my own time.
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  Six, you know, I guess I could, I guess I could
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  have, um, no, no. How many games were there?
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  There were like five. Hey, that's, you could
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  have, you could have double dipped. Yeah, I mean,
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  I guess I could have but I'm just a man. So let
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  me have this. Chris, how did you do? I went all
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  right. I had six bets that I gave out that went
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  three and three on that I gave out on Twitter
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  Saturday morning. I my personal record was worse
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  because I live bet UNLV I believe three times
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  during that game. And They fucking suck. I don't
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  state like it's not some like, oh, they're a
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  good FCS team like they make the play. I don't
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  say is a bad FCS team and they were doing almost
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  whatever they wanted. Like that entire game.
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  It wasn't for three boneheaded interceptions.
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  They would have won that game. But whatever.
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  Yeah, you and I'll be fucked me. But close it
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  out. Just how every college football gamer wants
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  to close out of Saturday. You're sweating out
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  of bed on the island. It comes down to a walk
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  off field goal and it hits. I mean, that makes
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  you feel like you like you went five and up.
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  That's just college that that happened that I
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  saw that which the kid who kicked it is incredible.
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  He's from Japan. You can barely speak English.
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  He learned to kick off YouTube like this kid
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  is Insane. He spent a year in Ohio. Yeah, like
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  Juco. He must have been amazing. I don't know
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  how he got in Hawaii's radar, but transfers to
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  Hawaii, Hawaii, his game winning kick covers
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  the spread also. As a ball went through the uprights,
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  I was like, you know what? I mean, college football
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  is so fucking back. This is how Saturday was
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  meant to end. And you know what bank account
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  wasn't great, but The vibes are at an all -time
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  high for college football right now. Can't take
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  it with you. No, can't. So fuck it. Might as
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  well put it all on a Japanese kid who can barely
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  speak English. He made like two really clutch
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  field goals too. So I forget his name. That kid,
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  he's like my favorite college football player
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  of all time right now. So I love that kid. But
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  yeah, doing pretty good. They don't ask how,
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  they ask how many. Damn straight. Sean, how did
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  you do? I went four and one on my picks. But
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  I also double unit Hawaii spread and boosted
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  it to plus 137. So. I essentially went five and
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  now. That was a little bit of a sweat. Yeah,
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  it was terrifying. Yeah, Stanford was just running
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  it down their throat. the entire fourth quarter.
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  Shout out to whoever calls plays to make that
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  dipshit quarterback try to throw one when they
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  were just running the ball the entire drive doing
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  whatever they wanted. Like, yeah, you know what?
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  Fuck it. We'll throw one. And then that Hawaii
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  linebackers made an incredible pick. That was
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  that was awesome. Oh, yeah. Four and one. And
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  then Ben Benton some some footy, which was. Let's
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  just talk about the Newcastle Liverpool that
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  we all rode, or I guess, Will, did you ride that?
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  No, I was busy. Electric. Absolutely electric
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  ending. Busy. What else are you doing in the
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  middle of the day on a Monday? I was cleaning
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  the old house. Wish could have given that one
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  out. That was a group chat play, but yeah, that
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  was. Uh, yeah, but, uh, I said yesterday, uh,
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  I was, I've been betting a little bit on baseball,
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  just doing some, some trends. Um, I'm officially
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  done with baseball. Baseball is no more. It is,
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  uh, I'm, I'm sorry, trend center, but your baseball,
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  they're not the, they're not the greatest trends.
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  Uh, I just always seem to not pick the right
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  one. I'll say that. Also, well, I was gonna say
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  the one that you, at least that you sent in the
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  group chat last night was not, that was just,
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  I mean, as the old saying goes, that's baseball.
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  I mean, you had, I can let you tell it. Yeah,
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  I had the Braves, Marlins under eight. It was,
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  was it two, two at the top of the ninth. Braves
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  scored nine runs, top of the ninth. Nine runs
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  at the top of the ninth. That's rough. I didn't
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  see that happen. That's enough to just be like,
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  I'm done. I'll see you in March, whenever football's
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  over. End of February, whenever football's over.
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  I'll see you then. Or they don't even play in
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  March. Well, they start at the end of March.
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  It's like the last week. Yeah, I'll see you in
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  March. Whatever. Whenever you start, I'll be
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  there. But I'm done. Done until March. But yeah,
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  that's enough to make a grown man cry. Yeah.
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  That's a, that's what they say in the biz, a
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  bad beat. Yeah. Definitely. Classified is that?
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  I would say that I feel like mid -season baseball
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  is prime picking for the trend center, I would
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  say. Every every team right now is trying to
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  do that that playoff push right now. Who's not
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  already in a playoff spot. So it is like The
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  things are a bit skewed. I think I would say
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  there so That's not your fault. No your fault.
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  Well, I should also apologize to our friends
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  at the trend center. I Didn't mean to catch me
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  make y 'all catch a stray like that. It's not
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  your fault. It's it's pure user based and I'm
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  a user So it's it's okay. It's it's football
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  season. You know now is now is yeah, it's it's
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  a good time to pivot. Yes a great time to pivot
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  great But before we Before we get into to college
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  for some some picks that we have for for week
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  one Let's briefly touch on Some NFL futures that
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  we have we're continuing our fun with futures
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  series We're gonna kick it off with some division
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  winners Some season -long futures, I guess I
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  will kick it off My I only have three futures
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  for today's episode one of them is a division
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  winner that division winner is The 49ers to win
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  the NFC West at plus 160 There's a lot of question
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  marks just in that division alone I still think
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  the 49ers have the best defense in that in that
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  division And there's a lot there's there's questions
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  on offense for every single team in that division
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  if you if you just look at it the Niners Cardinals
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  Seahawks the other one It was name escape these
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  Rams Yes, the Rams we don't know what the fuck
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  is going on with Matt Stafford and They lost
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  Cooper Cup. He's going to this the Seahawks There's
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  there's questions on every single offense on
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  on each team in in this in this NFC West division
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  But what remains constant is the Niners still
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  have the best defense in the NFC West And at
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  plus 160 I think this is pretty good value it
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  is definitely a chalk pick because they are,
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  you know, they're favored. But I mean, I see
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  this as a they don't fuck shit up in a bad way
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  on offense, because I mean, you got Brock Purdy,
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  you got you got the role player. And you have
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  your other role players. And, you know, people
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  will say whatever they want to say about Christian
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  McCaffrey. But I mean, at the end of the day,
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  he's a damn good player. Let's not get it twisted.
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  Um, and so that is my division winner. Uh, are
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  there any thoughts before I throw it to someone?
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  I like it. Um, kind of just like you, like you
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  said, they are definitely the, the one team that
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  is coming, like that, like they have question
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  marks, like, I mean, life without Debo, you know,
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  Debo kind of was my non factor last season, Christian
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  McCaffrey's health, but also like every other
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  team in that division is like the Seahawks. I
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  don't think Sam Donald is very good. So I think
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  they're going to kind of stink. Matt Stafford
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  might not even be with us anymore. They could
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  be a clone. We don't know what they're doing
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  over there. We don't know. Kylo Murray, you don't
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  know what the fuck is going to happen. We don't
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  know. It's like of all the question marks in
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  that division, the Cardinals are the Cardinals.
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  The Niners have the least amount. And yes, barring
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  any injuries. Obviously the defense is by far
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  the best. So yeah, I like it especially like
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  plus 160 like That's still good. Like yeah for
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  chalk Yeah, it's chalk, but it's like Dude, I'm
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  I'm getting more than even money like Call spade
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  to spade here, but that's my division winner
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  Chris I know that Sean has a complicated one,
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  so we'll save him for last, but Chris, did you
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  have a division winner or something like that?
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  I don't have a division winner. I have a team
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  to miss the playoffs, and I believe it was either
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  last week or a couple weeks ago. It's going to
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  go against one of your picks, Will, and I do
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  apologize. I have the Denver Broncos to miss
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  the playoffs at plus 135. Went back through I
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  know they won ten football games last year. That's
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  great, especially where they were two years ago
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  Went back through their schedule of their ten
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  wins Would you care to guess how many of those
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  ten wins came against? Quarterbacks who are going
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  to be starting in the NFL this season One more
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  time, sorry, okay, so they won ten games last
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  year right of those ten wins How many of those
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  came against quarterbacks who will be starting
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  week one of the NFL season? Well, I don't have
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  last year's schedule, so I do not know. But OK,
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  just throw out a guess. Eight. OK, now. What
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  is it? It's four. And one of them is Spencer
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  Rattler. And he's he's just started by default.
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  He played for. Any of the other 31 teams he would
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  not be starting and he probably won't be starting
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  very long this year They're just I think they
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  They they were a good team last year. I'm not
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  discrediting that but they also took advantage
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  of a very weak schedule I Don't I I think the
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  sophomore slump is real. I think we could see
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  that for Bo Nicks. I Especially like and then
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  and I pretty loaded a FC. I can see them Still
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  being decent, but also miss like they can win
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  seven eight games and also like definitely miss
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  the playoffs So I think plus 135 I'll take that
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  Sean I see you have a question. Yeah. Are you
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  counting the Chiefs game from week 17? Yes, because
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  Carson went start that game Okay, that guy fucking
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  sucks and he's backing up JJ McCarthy, which
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  he will probably get a starter to Minnesota this
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  year, but yeah that counts Because it was one
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  of the ones All right, well That is a fair assessment.
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  Oh does that oh Does that poo poo on what you're
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  about to say? Both of y 'all's things kind of
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  poo pooed on Hey, it's okay. We're all about
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  having fun Yeah, okay. I mean one of us is bound
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  to be right about something. Yeah, listen the
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  Denver Broncos can You can go over nine and a
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  half wins and still miss the playoffs. Yeah,
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  that's that's a fact Yeah, but they can't win
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  the division and miss the playoffs Okay, well
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  Let me let me let's let's hear what you got.
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  Let's hear what you got. It's a division winner
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  parlay. Okay Okay Well, I got the Denver Broncos
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  winning the AFC AFC West. Hey, that's good for
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  me Sure, hot take, but I think they'll be better.
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  I think this division is getting wise against
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  the Chiefs. And I think that as this Chiefs team
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  grows older and finds their hitches in their
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  armor, with this Broncos defense, I think this
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  is the only reason why they can win the division.
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  I think they can split with the Chiefs and still
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  come out as division winners. They can definitely
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  split with the Chiefs. Yes, as they did last
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  year in week 17, but that didn't really count.
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  All right, we're just going to run it down. All
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  right, AFC North, Baltimore Ravens. I think that's
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  just the safest pick over that dumpster fire
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  of a division right now between It's really between
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  the Ravens and the Bengals, however you want
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  to look at it. But Joe Burrow's gonna get sacked
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  a million fucking times. Their defense is still
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  terrible too. Yeah, and their defense is awful.
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  They should come to no surprise, AFC East, Buffalo
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  Bills. This was easily like the most juiced division
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  winner there is. They're like minus like 260
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  to win this division. Oh shit. Yeah. I mean,
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  this division sucks. Oh, it's terrible. It's
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  terrible. Yeah. I think it'd be in the twos.
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  Yeah. AFC South, Texans. Just go and chalk. Just
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  go and chalk on that. It's the safest one. If
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  you pick. I just don't see another team winning
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  this division other than the Texans right now.
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  I mean, yeah, I don't blame you. Yeah. I mean,
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  it's yeah, no other team is good. Yeah, exactly.
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  Unless Trevor over here. Yeah. I mean, I don't
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  want to shit on the Titans, but like even if
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  Kim Ward is amazing, the defense is not good.
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  So like I came work could be amazing. This team
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  still wins like five games. The Jags. I just
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  don't try one. It stinks. Uh, and then they have
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  the Colts and the Colts with Daniel Jones. Yeah.
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  I mean, I think I saw like an Instagram post
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  that was like, who's winning the AFC South? And
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  people are like, are people really picking the
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  Colts over every other team in this division?
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  Like, and that's just, that's crazy to me. The
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  Colts will never not be like the trendy underdog
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  like pick to win the AFC South. No. And they're
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  proving it. Can see people picking the the Jags
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  because like yeah, there's a lot of you know,
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  I don't want to say questions but like The the
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  Travis Hunter factor is is there They didn't
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  do really much in the offseason, but it's their
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  coach Oh, I forgot Peterson. Oh, no, it's the
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  box OC from last year. Are you got fired? What
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  was that guy's name? So it's with an E, I think.
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  He was like, Duval. Oh, yeah. Liam Cohen. Yeah,
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  Liam Cohen. Obviously, again, Eric Cohen. You're
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  right. You're right. Yeah, yeah. Jesus Christ.
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  Oh, fuck. I forgot about that. God. See, that
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  right there, that's just like, you're done. You're
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  done before you started. That was not a good
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  moment for not ago and it was the Jags. So nobody
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  cares. So it's like he can still, I think he's
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  a great coordinator. I think he's a good coordinator.
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  Um, but they suck. So yeah, it's the Texas. Yeah.
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  Yeah. All right. We're going to move on. Yeah.
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  It's the, I think it's the Texas, but, uh, now
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  we're going to NFC, NFC East. We're going to
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  go with the Superbowl champs, Philadelphia Eagles,
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  chalk pick, but I mean, What else are you going
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  to do? NFC North, Hot Take, Detroit Lions. I
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  don't think they'll be as good as they were this
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  year. I agree. Or last year, but I think they
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  could still get it done and go back to back in
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  that division. I agree. It's between them or
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  the Packers. I was going to say the Packers.
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  Packers are close, but yeah. It was close last
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  year. I'm still going to go with the Lions. NFC
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  South going with the Bucs. This is a very safe
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  pick for this division. This division also stinks
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  and the bake show is, he's coming back and I
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  love it. I love it that he's like actually on
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  a team that is cool. Not like the Browns. The
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  Browns are not cool. Browns are not a cool team.
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  Fucking Panthers. Yeah. I think the Panthers
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  are cool, but Like they're just not good. They're
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  not good. They weren't when he played for them.
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  They were... Oh, oh, yeah. I totally forgot about
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  that when they were playing. I mean, yeah, it
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  was like half a season. Baker has come into this
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  offense that wasn't built for him, but he's got
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  really good players around him, and he's made
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  this team his own. And it's pretty awesome to
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  see. Bucks, easy winner. And then I'm going with
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  the Rams, the NFC West. I know 49ers would have
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  been a safer pick, but it takes one injury from
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  the 49ers, and they're done. They go down a slope.
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  They lose seven games in a row off of one guy.
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  Like they're built very top -heavy I For sure
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  it it seems like the past I don't know like eight
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  years. It's One year the Niners are literally
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  the best team in the league and then the next
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  year they have about 15 injuries and and they
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  get a lottery pick and and then the next year
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  They're amazing again. And then maybe the next
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  year, they're also amazing. But then the year
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  after that, it's injury city. And so they didn't
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  make the playoffs last year, did they? I don't
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  think so. Yeah. At one point, they were like
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  five and seven or something. Yeah. At one point,
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  they were not doing well. Yeah. So I think this
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  might be the Be a good year for the Niners, but
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  I definitely see where you're coming from and
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  I think that statement is also true throughout
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  the entire NFC West like it only takes One thing
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  to go wrong for that entire division and it's
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  anyone's game at that point. So That's my thought
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  process behind it. I know there's There's heavy
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  question marks big red question marks around
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  the Rams and Matt Stafford right now, but Who
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  knows it's something with his back right like
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  Yeah, yeah, and that's not it's not good. Yeah,
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  it's not good for a guy like that. It's not good
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  Especially when you're like, let's face it old
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  or older Five right something like that. He's
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  old in the NFL. Oh, yeah NFL age he's old. He's
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  old anyways Yeah, you ever known someone to have
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  a who used to have a bad back No, no They have
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  a bad back That's how that shit works Okay Any
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  that's what I got hell yeah that but then We
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  can move on to player stuff. What's the? What's
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  the line on that? Oh, yes, it is plus forty forty
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  four thousand seven hundred and forty three $5
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  to win $225. Wait, one more time. That'd be pretty
• 25:19
  cool. Not too shabby. $5 to win $25 ,000? $2
• 25:26
  ,500. $2 ,250. Okay. Hey, why not? Yeah, why
• 25:38
  not? Who cares? Why not? It's only money. I have
• 25:43
  something I just want to throw out there. Not
• 25:44
  a bet, but it's just something that popped into
• 25:47
  my brain when you're talking to vision winners.
• 25:50
  This is going to sound gross, but hear me out.
• 25:54
  I just want to talk it out and feel free to tell
• 25:56
  me I'm a dumb ass. That's all we do here is just
• 25:59
  talk it out. The Carolina Panthers are plus 475.
• 26:03
  We're not doing this again. We're not doing this
• 26:07
  again. You did this two years ago? No, I didn't
• 26:12
  do this. I said, I didn't think they're going
• 26:14
  to be as bad as they were. I'm pretty sure you
• 26:18
  bet the Carolina Panthers to win that division
• 26:20
  in like, I think I bet their win total over.
• 26:24
  Maybe that was it, but that had, it was nowhere
• 26:28
  close. No, it wasn't. And I'm just saying, I
• 26:33
  don't think it'll happen, but I think plus four
• 26:35
  75, it could be worth a flyer. Bryce young, after
• 26:37
  he came back from getting benched, looked pretty
• 26:40
  good. I have done zero research on if they improve
• 26:43
  their defense at all. So this is this was just
• 26:45
  something that popped into my brain. It was traded
• 26:48
  out in Thielen, too. I mean, fine. I mean, it's
• 26:52
  like it's. But I mean, I'm just saying, like,
• 26:55
  that's like anxious guy is. I mean, he didn't.
• 27:00
  He had his old games last year. He's yeah. We're
• 27:03
  talking about old is for white wide receivers.
• 27:07
  He's 60. He's going back to Minnesota, retire
• 27:14
  a Viking. That's gotta be it. But I was just
• 27:18
  throwing that out there. I'm not going to take
• 27:22
  it, but it's just something that I was like,
• 27:25
  Hey, because like the box, like, Hey, what if
• 27:28
  God forbid Baker gets hurt? What if like just
• 27:32
  the offensive coordinator? I still don't think
• 27:34
  Todd Bowles is very good head coach. What if
• 27:36
  something bad happens? Um, the Falcons, what
• 27:39
  if Pinnix sucks then They have nothing unless
• 27:43
  Kirk Cousins, I guess, could still play. I guess
• 27:47
  he's still employed by them. I don't know if
• 27:51
  he's there. He's their backup. But like, is it
• 27:55
  kind of like a Deshaun Watson thing? Obviously
• 27:56
  nowhere near the same scenario. Don't want to
• 28:00
  throw that out there, but it's like, yeah, he's
• 28:02
  on the team, but like. He doesn't want to be
• 28:06
  there. We don't really want him here like he's
• 28:10
  just kind of here. We kind of like that situation.
• 28:13
  I don't know if you remember this, Chris, but
• 28:14
  we did briefly talk about the trends on like
• 28:18
  the the Carolina Panthers making the Super Bowl
• 28:21
  this year. Do you remember this conversation?
• 28:25
  I do. Yeah, I forgot the parameters, but it was
• 28:30
  something, but it was something cosmic. It was
• 28:33
  like the past two times that JLo has gotten a
• 28:38
  divorce. The Carolina Panthers go to the Go to
• 28:41
  the Super Bowl. I think there was something else
• 28:43
  there, too. Yeah, there was something like actually
• 28:45
  more concrete than that. But that was just an
• 28:48
  extra. I'd have to I'd have to look that one
• 28:51
  up. But but yes, we we did talk about this. And,
• 28:57
  you know, we're going to make the Super Bowl.
• 28:59
  They might as well win the division. You know,
• 29:04
  that ain't going to happen. But it just it popped
• 29:07
  in my brain. I was like, hey. Something about
• 29:09
  the Carolina Panthers, man. I just can't. And
• 29:13
  like even before you said it, I knew that's where
• 29:15
  you were going. If I'm being totally honest,
• 29:17
  like I was like, he's going to talk about the
• 29:19
  goddamn Carolina Panthers right now. Just saying
• 29:22
  they talk about JLo. Bryson played really well
• 29:25
  last few games of the season. They still didn't
• 29:28
  win very many games, but. Well, all I can say
• 29:32
  is good luck to him. Yeah, I mean that ain't
• 29:36
  happening But if they win the Super Bowl it would
• 29:42
  be you heard it here first Yes, you definitely
• 29:46
  heard it here first Clip this clip this clip
• 29:49
  this. Yes Okay All right, cool Moving on God.
• 29:56
  Yeah, sorry Jesus Give me a break here I'm gonna
• 30:04
  give one player prop Real fast here, then we'll
• 30:10
  move on to player props for all of us Moving
• 30:14
  on I'm gonna take DK met calf over six and a
• 30:19
  half receiving touchdowns at minus 130 Listen,
• 30:23
  okay He's on the Steelers Aaron Rodgers. Yes,
• 30:28
  he's like 70 years old and He trips acid on the
• 30:35
  reg But let's call a spade a spade here last
• 30:38
  year the Jets not a very good team Garrett Wilson
• 30:43
  had seven receiving touchdowns Aaron Rodgers
• 30:47
  is a perennial. I have my guy and he's going
• 30:51
  to get fed DK Metcalf is the best receiving threat
• 30:56
  on the Steelers and I'm betting DK Metcalf is
• 31:00
  gonna get over six and a half receiving touchdowns
• 31:04
  and find us 130 Yeah, that's that's the bulk
• 31:10
  of it. I mean the Jets aren't even a competent
• 31:12
  organization Not a when's the last time they
• 31:16
  had a coach that lasted more than five years
• 31:18
  now Aaron Rodgers has Arguably one of the best
• 31:23
  coaches in the league maybe even ever you know
• 31:29
  let's call it okay well you know it's no it's
• 31:34
  a no not ever he's he is one of the best coaches
• 31:39
  right now yeah he's one of the best spot he's
• 31:43
  a top five coach right now yes because he's a
• 31:46
  top 32 coach right now listen very good coach
• 31:52
  no he's really good at going 500 Above the roster
• 31:58
  that he's got for some of these like yes, I'm
• 32:01
  just saying He's got we're just joking around
• 32:05
  Just joking around that has gone above 500 He
• 32:10
  is a competent smart football mind proven football
• 32:14
  mind Now we has Aaron Rodgers now. He has DK
• 32:18
  Metcalf feed DK Over six and a half receiving
• 32:24
  touchdowns, and I feel like that is a Pretty
• 32:27
  good bet. I don't know if we have some comments
• 32:30
  here before we move on But no, I mean you made
• 32:34
  some very compelling arguments, and I think that's
• 32:37
  a good bet Hell yes one. I did not think about
• 32:41
  yes So speaking of the Steelers I do have Aaron
• 32:47
  Rodgers under 3200 passing yards I feel like
• 32:53
  just with this, like this new offense is going
• 32:58
  to be expected to be a very run heavy approach,
• 33:01
  especially like under our shout out Arthur Smith
• 33:05
  as OC. We all know that, you know, he loves to
• 33:10
  run the ball and the Steelers have not had a
• 33:14
  single quarterback to throw for over 3000 passing
• 33:16
  yards since Ben Roethlisberger in 2021. Damn,
• 33:23
  he was the most recent. Yes. I feel like Ben
• 33:28
  Roethlisberger's been out of the league for like
• 33:29
  10 years. Yeah, that's yeah. All right. He said
• 33:34
  21. I was like, no, he played during like the
• 33:36
  COVID days and that. Yeah, I don't remember that.
• 33:41
  I'll take it. I just don't remember it. I know
• 33:43
  that's that's factual, but that just like hearing
• 33:46
  that like shit. Like, I feel like, again, especially
• 33:50
  when I see clips of him now, I feel like he's
• 33:53
  50 years old. I feel like it's been decades without
• 33:58
  Ben Roethlisberger. Yeah. And, you know, he's
• 34:02
  also 41 years old and behind a O -line that really
• 34:06
  isn't. It's average at best. I'll say it's average.
• 34:14
  But I'm gonna go under his his passing yards
• 34:17
  for this season that makes I think that's fair.
• 34:20
  I like that is fair What's the line on that?
• 34:24
  It is I don't know if you said it minus 120 I
• 34:31
  Did not that's good. That's fair All right, well
• 34:36
  let's break then yes, let me get some more water
• 34:41
  Moving on to other player props. Chris, do you
• 34:45
  have any player props for us? Yes, I've got two.
• 34:50
  My first one is kind of in the same vein as Sean's.
• 34:53
  It is also a quarterback total passing yards
• 34:56
  under. I'm going with JJ McCarthy under 3 ,600
• 35:02
  and a half passing yards. I don't know why this
• 35:07
  line is so high. I know he has the best receiver
• 35:10
  in football. Arguably on his team But JJ McCarthy
• 35:14
  sucks He's I don't know what he did in high school
• 35:20
  he never passed for more than 3 ,000 yards in
• 35:23
  a season in college I know it was a very run
• 35:26
  -heavy offense, but still Your you expect me
• 35:29
  to believe he's gonna throw for over 3 ,600 yards
• 35:33
  at the hardest level of the sport in his first
• 35:38
  year I'm not buying it. I know, um, Vikings coach,
• 35:44
  Kevin McConnell, correct? I was blanking it.
• 35:47
  That's his name, right? Now you got me second
• 35:50
  guessing. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yeah. I think
• 35:54
  the Vikings head coach is very good at turning
• 35:57
  kind of just made quarterbacks into pretty damn
• 36:01
  good. As we saw with Sam Darnall last season,
• 36:03
  I just, I just don't see it. I mean, I think
• 36:07
  he's just not a very good quarterback. And also
• 36:09
  he's coming off of a ACL injury where he missed
• 36:13
  all of last season, some sort of leg injury where
• 36:15
  he missed all of last season. So, I just don't
• 36:19
  see him throwing for 3 ,600 passing outs or 3
• 36:23
  ,601 passing outs. He can throw for 3 ,600. He
• 36:28
  tore his meniscus. Meniscus, that was it. What
• 36:31
  was the line on that? Minus Hold on one ten I
• 36:40
  Am the literally about to take that right now
• 36:43
  Yeah, I if you if you factor in like dude He
• 36:48
  didn't even like he played a couple preseason
• 36:51
  games and then that's where he got injured and
• 36:53
  you know He got hurt and practice less. It wasn't
• 36:56
  even a priest. He got hurt practice out and I
• 36:59
  don't I haven't been following Vikings preseason
• 37:01
  I don't know if he's played at all I mean, I
• 37:06
  even had to would have played even if he has
• 37:07
  like who gives a shit it's preseason. Like, I
• 37:11
  just I don't see it that line just feels outrageously
• 37:14
  high. It really does. And I'm I'm literally about
• 37:20
  to say this right now. When we even when you
• 37:23
  factor in Jordan Addison, I mean, he's gonna
• 37:25
  be suspended for the first four games. That's
• 37:28
  a he I mean, he's gonna be behind the eight ball.
• 37:31
  I mean, who's he got? Yeah, like for the first
• 37:33
  four, he's got Justin Jefferson, obviously phenomenal,
• 37:36
  but like when he's really the only receiving
• 37:39
  threat you have for the first four games, I mean,
• 37:43
  they're just going to double them. And I don't
• 37:45
  trust JJ to throw in a double coverage. I barely
• 37:48
  trust him to throw in a single coverage. So yeah,
• 37:52
  this is probably my favorite preseason prop just
• 37:56
  because. Holy shit. I just think he's bad. I
• 38:00
  have to place this right now. Yes, do run, run
• 38:04
  to the window. I actually don't really, it's
• 38:05
  been this this line for a week because I bet
• 38:08
  it a week ago and it's the exact same. JJ McCarthy
• 38:12
  under 3599 .5 rushing yards. Receive or passing.
• 38:20
  Jesus Christ will. We're falling apart. I said
• 38:23
  receiving. I'm literally play I'd literally just
• 38:28
  placed it right now. Um, that is a gem of a Of
• 38:34
  a pick right there. That's there's no if fans
• 38:37
  or buts This is I think this is up there with
• 38:41
  one of Chris's Hall of Fame Hall of Fame picks
• 38:45
  as your your your Michigan What was it? over
• 38:50
  ten and a half wins when they That was that was
• 38:54
  stupid easy. That was a that was funny. Who cares
• 38:58
  if they were cheating the whole time though?
• 39:02
  I feel like they really didn't even need to.
• 39:04
  I mean they were the best team in college football.
• 39:08
  They were and I mean the whole cheating thing
• 39:11
  is. Say we will. I think it's blown out of proportion,
• 39:14
  but whatever that's a conversation for. I guess
• 39:17
  a couple months ago in the summer when we had
• 39:19
  nothing to talk about, but yeah, yeah. And also
• 39:22
  JJ was on that team. So maybe I'm just a Michigan
• 39:27
  whisperer. I had one bet on them too. So I'm
• 39:32
  not, but yeah, JJ McCarthy under 3 ,600 and a
• 39:37
  half passing. Wow. That is, um, that's a gem
• 39:42
  right there. I just laid that shit all in the
• 39:46
  line. Um, hell yes. This is why we do it. because
• 39:50
  we help each other make money and we help the
• 39:53
  people make money. OK, moving on. I have a Super
• 40:00
  Bowl winner. I don't know what you guys have
• 40:02
  left. More player props, more OK, I have two
• 40:07
  player props like I just got them. Yeah, I can
• 40:10
  get them real quick. I don't know what Sean's
• 40:11
  there, but yeah, you guys do your player props
• 40:14
  and then I guess I'll wrap it up with this with
• 40:16
  a Super Bowl pick. That sounds good. Sean, do
• 40:21
  you wanna go first? Yeah, give me one second.
• 40:25
  I'm trying to pull mine up. I guess whoever gets
• 40:28
  there first can go. God damn. Sorry, I was, I
• 40:31
  got locked out of my FanDuel account. All right.
• 40:34
  I mean, Shman Shmole account. All right, I got
• 40:39
  mine. The hometown boy, Calvin Ridley. wide receiver
• 40:44
  one for our favorite Cameron Lord over 925 and
• 40:47
  a half passing or receiving yards. Good Lord.
• 40:49
  Receiving yards. Um, he had a thousand yards
• 40:54
  last season with Will Levis and Mason Rudolph.
• 40:57
  If he can't get 926 with the number one overall
• 41:01
  pick, what the fuck are we doing here? This is
• 41:05
  pretty much, is he going to be healthy? Because
• 41:07
  not only is he the best receiver on the team,
• 41:09
  he is kind of like the only, at least as of now.
• 41:13
  Prior to week one, really the only reliable wide
• 41:17
  receiver on the team. So I think just based on
• 41:22
  volume alone, he should crush this. So yeah,
• 41:26
  Calvin really over 925 and a half receiving yards.
• 41:29
  I agree, but I do think Elick, Ayo Manor. Uh,
• 41:34
  I think that guy's going to be a stud. Everything
• 41:36
  I've heard. It seems like this guy's going to
• 41:38
  be a stud and I need something to look forward
• 41:41
  to for the future. Like, yeah, he's good. Like,
• 41:44
  I think it'll be good. But like, as of now, like
• 41:46
  I don't... Oh yeah, there's nothing to base off
• 41:50
  of right now. Yeah. It's like Ridley is wide
• 41:52
  receiver one, like, and there's not really a
• 41:58
  two or three. No question. No question. So, yeah,
• 42:03
  it's really just a, he's going to get, I would
• 42:07
  say, at least... 60, 70 % of the targets every
• 42:11
  game. So, it's a volume pick, really. And then,
• 42:17
  I have my other one, if you want me to do that.
• 42:19
  I don't know if Sean's still... No, because we're
• 42:23
  already on you. On Smanshmul, JJ McCarthy's at
• 42:29
  3575. Oh, well, that's Schmaffschmings. He said
• 42:35
  the one I got. All right. I'll probably do, I'll
• 42:38
  probably do it on Schmaf Schminks instead of
• 42:40
  Schman Schmool. I really like this bit that we
• 42:44
  do. I, I, I placed my, my under bet on Schmet
• 42:48
  Schme Schmick Schmive. Ah, okay. My, my other
• 42:55
  future bet is purely a vibes play. AJ Brown over
• 42:59
  seven and a half receiving touchdowns at plus
• 43:01
  120. Um, Feel like if you can give he hasn't
• 43:06
  he's had seven even his last the last two seasons
• 43:08
  But I think he is one of the best ward receivers
• 43:12
  in all football So if you can give me to get
• 43:15
  eight touchdowns at plus money, I'm gonna take
• 43:17
  it That it's a it's a vibes play there's not
• 43:21
  really a whole lot of research into it is pretty
• 43:23
  much strictly a vibes play Hell yeah, I have
• 43:28
  on my fantasy team so Not that that is important,
• 43:33
  but hope he sucks every ever. Hope he's great
• 43:37
  every week other than the week I play you. I
• 43:43
  hope he's great every week. As you should, I
• 43:48
  still got love for the guy. I hope he crushes
• 43:50
  it, but. Right, John John, how we doing over
• 43:53
  here? Yeah, we're good. You seem we're good.
• 43:55
  You seem puzzled. Yeah, one of the lines moved
• 43:59
  on mine. I was going to take David Montgomery
• 44:03
  under nine and a half rushing touchdowns, but
• 44:06
  it's moved to eight at even money. So is he still
• 44:12
  in the Lions? Yeah. Yeah. Which is like it's
• 44:16
  it's year three of the, you know, Sonic and Knuckles
• 44:18
  thing that they're doing. But also Jameer Gibbs
• 44:22
  is a lot better than David Montgomery is. So
• 44:26
  David Montgomery is the more like goal line back,
• 44:29
  though. Yeah, yeah. Like you get inside the 10.
• 44:33
  He's a vulture. More or less, yeah. He's the
• 44:38
  vulture. But also no Ben Johnson this year. So
• 44:42
  maybe the new guy really likes Gibbs. I don't
• 44:44
  know. I mean, I'd like Gibbs more than Irene.
• 44:48
  But I will say I will be taking Devontae Smith
• 44:52
  over 850 and a half receiving yards this season.
• 44:59
  Yeah, I mean 50 yeah How many is he had in years
• 45:06
  prior you're right, I'm not sure but all right
• 45:12
  Well, cuz I have no idea like I that does seem
• 45:15
  low but you could have told me he had 800 yards
• 45:17
  last year You know what? I kind of believe it
• 45:19
  cuz I think it was hurt. Yeah, I think every
• 45:22
  receiver that's worth the shit like They get
• 45:25
  like a thousand yards every year like Oh, well,
• 45:27
  there's also, there's two wide receiver ones
• 45:29
  on that team. You're right. You got to factor
• 45:32
  that in. That's really the only thing that's,
• 45:35
  and I obviously health, but that kind of goes
• 45:37
  without saying for everyone. And, uh, just cause
• 45:43
  you know, just for the hell of it, I am going
• 45:46
  to take Mike Evans over a thousand and a half
• 45:49
  receiving yards because. Oh, is it a thousand
• 45:52
  and a half? It's a thousand and a half. I'm taking
• 45:54
  that. Yeah. That's... What are we talking about?
• 46:00
  I mean, they've proven... Proven he can do it.
• 46:04
  That they will get it to him. Yeah, no matter
• 46:07
  what, if he's within 100 of it, going into week
• 46:11
  18, if he's healthy, they will force feed him
• 46:14
  the football. What was it, the last play with
• 46:18
  three seconds left? They got him like five yards
• 46:22
  to get over. There's like 1001 yards. Yeah. And
• 46:27
  I could see that. That's awesome. I can't remember
• 46:30
  exactly the scenario. Like that is what happened,
• 46:32
  but I don't remember. I don't remember who they're
• 46:35
  playing. It was obviously a meaningless game
• 46:37
  because I won the division, but like handedly,
• 46:40
  but I was, I'm trying to remember like who they're
• 46:42
  playing. If they just kind of let them get it
• 46:44
  because like, Everyone in the league loves Mike
• 46:47
  Evans, I feel like. Aside from Marshawn Latimore
• 46:49
  if he's still playing football. But it's like,
• 46:56
  you let him get a thousand yards if there's a
• 46:57
  chance. Yeah. Right. Okay, so I pulled up the
• 47:01
  Devontae Smith numbers. Last year he had 833
• 47:06
  yards. But the two years prior to that he had
• 47:09
  over a thousand and then 2021 he had 916 so his
• 47:15
  rookie year. He had 916 yards So he's only had
• 47:18
  one year where he hasn't cracked that was a 875
• 47:23
  850 yeah, he's only had one year that he hadn't
• 47:28
  even cracked that 850 and even then he was okay.
• 47:31
  He was Like he missed like he missed he missed
• 47:34
  the last three games of the sea. Yeah Yeah, yeah,
• 47:38
  that's right. So it's kind of like if he's healthy
• 47:41
  then He's he's good, so I think I'm also gonna
• 47:46
  drink that Player is frequency Hell yes Look
• 47:55
  at us. Look at us. Just making just cooking fun
• 47:59
  with futures Just we're we're having fun with
• 48:02
  futures and it's only minus 110 Man. All right.
• 48:10
  Is there any more player props before I do my
• 48:12
  Super Bowl pick? That's all I got. No, I think.
• 48:16
  Okay. So we had, let's just recap it real quick.
• 48:20
  Chris, you had the J .J. McCarthy. Mm -hmm. I
• 48:24
  had Aaron Rodgers under, DeFonte Smith over,
• 48:28
  Mike Evans over. Also had Calvin Ridley over
• 48:31
  9 .25 and a half. I'll take that. And I had DK
• 48:35
  Metcalf over six and a half receiving touchdowns.
• 48:39
  Oh, and I had AJ over seven and a half receiving
• 48:41
  touchdowns. You did have that. For the vibes.
• 48:45
  Okay. There's your, uh, there, there's your DK
• 48:51
  Metcalf. Sorry. Sorry. You're good. Um, all right.
• 48:56
  So my Superbowl pick, uh, it is chalk, but it's
• 49:01
  also not chalk. It is there. They're tied with
• 49:06
  the most favored. It's the Buffalo Bills at plus
• 49:10
  650 I hate to be that guy but it I I think this
• 49:19
  is I Think this could potentially be the year
• 49:24
  that this is this is the last kind of year that
• 49:28
  that the chiefs are fucking unbeatable And it's
• 49:35
  I hate being this guy because every time someone
• 49:38
  is this guy the Chiefs are Unstoppable they win
• 49:44
  three more Yeah, yeah, it's it's I hate it. It's
• 49:49
  stupid. But at the same time. It's like it had
• 49:54
  it's it's either like Yeah, the Ravens could
• 49:57
  win the Super Bowl. I guess but it's It's just
• 50:02
  like the Bills The bills like they are they've
• 50:05
  been building for this for so long and it's It
• 50:10
  just feels like one of those off years That the
• 50:13
  Chiefs don't make the Super Bowl. That's just
• 50:17
  what it feels like It it feels like we're We're
• 50:25
  on a downturn of of Chiefs teams I haven't done
• 50:29
  a ton of research on on the Chiefs roster as
• 50:32
  of late, but um it's just kind of like it's either
• 50:37
  the if the bills don't run into the chiefs on
• 50:43
  in the playoffs i think i think it's guaranteed
• 50:47
  i think it's guaranteed i i see this as a as
• 50:51
  a capitals getting out of the second round situation
• 50:55
  as soon as the caps got out of the second round
• 50:58
  literally nothing was stopping Like, yeah, like
• 51:02
  Tampa Bay forced a game seven, but it didn't
• 51:05
  matter. It didn't matter because the Caps got
• 51:08
  out of the second round. They're going all the
• 51:11
  way. It just feels like if the Bills get out
• 51:16
  of the AFC, get out of the AFC either beating
• 51:22
  the Chiefs or just not even playing the Chiefs,
• 51:27
  it's done. it's done there it is because it's
• 51:32
  it's just and I hate to be this guy because as
• 51:36
  soon as someone fucking says that the Chiefs
• 51:38
  are not gonna win the Super Bowl they win the
• 51:40
  Super Bowl and it's just it is so hard to be
• 51:43
  this dominant in in this era of the NFL and like
• 51:49
  The Eagles could very well win the Super Bowl
• 51:52
  and go back to back But at the same time dude,
• 51:56
  it is so hard to go back to back in this in this
• 52:01
  era of the NFL. And I it is a chalk pick, because
• 52:08
  like they're they're tied with with being the
• 52:11
  most favored with the Ravens at plus 650. But
• 52:15
  dude, I, I want the bills to win the Super Bowl.
• 52:20
  I want the bills to win the Super Bowl. It's
• 52:25
  I don't I don't want to see anyone else win the
• 52:28
  Super Bowl, except maybe the Titans, but that's
• 52:30
  not going to happen. Maybe. I mean, yes, there's
• 52:34
  not. There's a there's a non zero chance that
• 52:37
  the that the Titans win the Super Bowl. There's
• 52:39
  a non zero chance. But if I'm if I have a chance.
• 52:44
  Yeah, no, there's a non zero. There's there's
• 52:45
  a non zero. Maybe one one. There's everyone going
• 52:52
  into the NFL season has a chance to win the Super
• 52:55
  Bowl. That's a fact that is a that is a known
• 52:58
  fact. We don't know Anything about any of these
• 53:01
  teams we can we can we can diagnose preseason
• 53:04
  all we want and we could diagnose offseason moves
• 53:08
  But there is a there is a chance that every single
• 53:11
  team has a shot to win the Super Bowl They do
• 53:15
  have I'm going to hammer the New Orleans Saints
• 53:17
  to win the Super Bowl this year. I Wouldn't recommend
• 53:21
  that but they do have a shout They do have a
• 53:25
  chance. They've got half a chance. They have
• 53:27
  half of a percent of a chance based on what we
• 53:32
  know about them. But everything we know about
• 53:35
  them could be wrong. So I'm taking the bills
• 53:39
  and I'm going to get off my soapbox and we can
• 53:42
  move on. If you guys want to say something, you
• 53:44
  can. If not, we're going to move on. I like it.
• 53:49
  I'm with you. I really want to see the bills
• 53:51
  win one. That's just it's a fan base that needs
• 53:55
  it and Yeah, and it's also like a soil sort of
• 54:00
  like a lot of averages like at some point the
• 54:02
  chiefs like They got to get balanced and like
• 54:05
  did the division around at some point and it's
• 54:08
  also like the bills They got a breakthrough at
• 54:11
  some point. So we all thought last year was the
• 54:15
  year I mean A lot of people are wrong a lot.
• 54:21
  So fuck it. Why not this year? Right, okay, it's
• 54:26
  Sorry, go ahead Sean. No here. Here's what I'll
• 54:30
  say I Want if anybody in the league besides the
• 54:36
  Titans is going to win the Super Bowl I would
• 54:38
  want it to be the Buffalo Bills. Oh A thousand
• 54:41
  use them or the Lions, but yeah them or the Lions
• 54:44
  just a misery franchise needs to win the Super
• 54:47
  Bowl but What comes with misery when a team finally
• 54:55
  You know crest that hill to get there comes suffering
• 55:00
  So we got to think about that. So It's gonna
• 55:06
  sound really mean but During your wedding weekend
• 55:11
  when you had all the family over at our place
• 55:14
  and they were hammering you about being a Titans
• 55:17
  fan Dude, the chiefs were dog shit. Dog shit
• 55:24
  for years. And now they think they are the highest
• 55:29
  of the high. They are gone. And that is insufferable.
• 55:35
  And I just want one for the bills. That's it.
• 55:41
  Did you know about this, Chris? Oh, yes. I know.
• 55:45
  Did you like the day after I got married? I didn't
• 55:50
  know. Yeah, yeah, I know. I know they just give
• 55:53
  you shit all the time. I didn't know. Oh, they
• 55:56
  do. They do. I didn't know there was like another
• 55:58
  specific instance. Yes, this is an isolated incident.
• 56:02
  I mean, I guess it wasn't isolated, but the day
• 56:05
  after I got married. 30 people came over to my
• 56:09
  house and I had to grill for them and. Well,
• 56:13
  first, yeah. I would've been like, you grill
• 56:16
  for me. I just got fuckin' married. It was not
• 56:21
  an option. It was not an option for me. I didn't
• 56:24
  buy the food, she bought the food, Koda's mother
• 56:27
  bought the food. Okay, okay. I just had to grill
• 56:30
  it, which was fine, whatever. You do anything
• 56:34
  for family. And you know, they gave me some shit
• 56:38
  about being a Titans fan, it's like, I'm fuckin'
• 56:41
  from here. Lick my ass. I don't and it's it's
• 56:47
  just like listen like if I was a fan of a team
• 56:51
  and they were dogshit for like my whole life
• 56:54
  much like the Titans like and they they were
• 56:57
  like the most dominant team they were they became
• 57:00
  the New England Patriots it's like of course
• 57:03
  I would literally tell everyone to suck my fucking
• 57:06
  dick like Like eat my ass. I'm better than you
• 57:11
  Totally get it, but like yes, you were dogshit
• 57:16
  Don't You whatever the idea it's if I've ever
• 57:23
  about this, but do you ever say like hey you
• 57:27
  do know before Angie Reed you guys were the laughing
• 57:31
  like not the laughing stock, but I Mean just
• 57:35
  a perennial losers. Okay, they bring it themselves.
• 57:37
  Okay, as long as they admit that I mean, yeah
• 57:40
  Yes, Juice fans are the fucking worst. But as
• 57:46
  long as they admit that, that's passable. I will
• 57:52
  say, the Preds were catching strays in that house,
• 57:55
  too, which was not cool. Well, they weren't really
• 57:58
  catching strays. They were catching a little
• 58:00
  strays. Okay, it wasn't really it's not a thing
• 58:03
  for them. Yeah, but they don't they were like,
• 58:06
  oh you did like they were just like I don't know
• 58:08
  I only heard like a few things, but I was like,
• 58:12
  yeah I'm going to bed. I'm not They saw the president's
• 58:17
  trophy banner and they were like, what is what
• 58:20
  does that mean? I'm like, they're the best team
• 58:21
  in the regular season and they're like, what
• 58:23
  is what does that mean? How is that different
• 58:25
  from the Stanley Cup and I was like Is that alone
• 58:29
  you have no rights talk about hockey If you don't
• 58:32
  know the difference between playoffs and regular
• 58:33
  season I was like Stanley Cup is the playoffs
• 58:38
  President's trophy is the best team in the regular
• 58:41
  season and they're like, oh, okay Did they win?
• 58:45
  No, no actually like really bad now like oh kind
• 58:48
  of like the Titans and I'm like, yes kind of
• 58:50
  like the Titans And it was just okay, let's let's
• 58:56
  stop talking about this let's move on Uh, I don't
• 59:00
  know how much more time we have. Let's get into
• 59:03
  college. Well, I can talk about this for the
• 59:06
  rest of the episode. Last thing I'll say, giving
• 59:09
  the keys to the Bills, like fan base, off of
• 59:14
  a dominant, off of like a dominant, like sort
• 59:18
  of franchise, like the Chiefs are, is so dangerous.
• 59:23
  Just one. It's this year and it's this one. That's
• 59:27
  what I don't know. I feel like the bills have
• 59:30
  enough just misery ingrained in them Kind of
• 59:34
  much like the Lions. I feel like They will net
• 59:38
  they they will net. Yes, they will be obnoxious
• 59:40
  because every fan base of a dynasty is obnoxious
• 59:44
  But I can kind of get they could probably be
• 59:47
  like a hey We were dog shit for 20 years and
• 59:52
  that's great fine. We get that but also Yeah,
• 59:57
  we're gonna be like, again, like every fan base
• 1:00:00
  of a dynasty is the worst. So but I feel like
• 1:00:04
  the bills have a chance to be plus they're just
• 1:00:06
  fun as fuck. So I think they have a chance to
• 1:00:09
  be the most sufferable if they do become some
• 1:00:12
  sort of dynasty. Right. Oh, so become the most
• 1:00:17
  insufferable. No, the most sufferable. I mean,
• 1:00:20
  they also do have the chance to become the most
• 1:00:22
  insufferable. I think it's the latter. I think
• 1:00:26
  it's the latter, honestly. Like if you give a
• 1:00:28
  mouse a cookie, you give a mouse a cookie, dude.
• 1:00:31
  Like, you know, that's fair. I'm saying they
• 1:00:36
  can have this one. If they get another one, it's
• 1:00:40
  over. Like it's like I will probably forever
• 1:00:44
  hate the bills like they will be. That's when
• 1:00:46
  they will become unsufferable. Okay, let's get
• 1:00:49
  into college insufferable. Let's get into college.
• 1:00:52
  I think we're running out of time Well, we're
• 1:00:54
  not running we can do another one We can sir.
• 1:00:56
  I just want to circle back to this if we have
• 1:00:58
  time, but I think we need to get to college I
• 1:01:00
  don't think I don't think we will Okay, whatever
• 1:01:04
  all right moving on Okay, so week zero went fairly
• 1:01:10
  well for two out of three of us Moving on to
• 1:01:15
  week one. I I don't have really any specific
• 1:01:20
  plays that I love I'll just I mean, I guess I'll
• 1:01:24
  just go over a minor. I don't I have USF Plus
• 1:01:29
  five and a half for Thursday's game. There was
• 1:01:33
  a trend on it. I'm blindly taking it They play
• 1:01:37
  Boise State. Is that who it is? Yes. Yeah I think
• 1:01:43
  that's it's Okay, so all the trends on trend
• 1:01:48
  center are Blatantly pointing to taking every
• 1:01:52
  single underdog in every single under which if
• 1:01:57
  you look at the trends and You and you just follow
• 1:02:01
  them you you're gonna make you're gonna end up
• 1:02:03
  in the green so USF was one of them and I'm taking
• 1:02:08
  them I will say so the number one trend for This
• 1:02:14
  week in college football. It's titled the week
• 1:02:17
  one primetime moderate favorite unders and these
• 1:02:22
  are over unders that are less than 58 and this
• 1:02:27
  trend is 52 and 16 9 and 1 in the last 10 and
• 1:02:33
  Those trends are Central Michigan San Jose State
• 1:02:36
  under 50 and a half LSU Clemson Under 57 and
• 1:02:41
  a half Southeast Louisiana and Louisiana Tech
• 1:02:46
  under 49 and a half Yes, that is a yuck in Idaho
• 1:02:52
  and Washington State under 50 and a half I'm
• 1:02:58
  taking those four plays those four unders as
• 1:03:01
  well as USF plus five and a half and the Vols
• 1:03:04
  minus 14 because Go Vols. And that's, I mean,
• 1:03:08
  that's really all I have to say. I really don't
• 1:03:10
  have anything else to add to what I have so far
• 1:03:20
  for this week one in college football. Chris,
• 1:03:26
  you go because I know that Sean Doesn't have
• 1:03:31
  anything currently so Chris Please enlighten
• 1:03:35
  us with some actually well -informed thoughts
• 1:03:37
  Alright, I'll try my best. I guess I have USF.
• 1:03:41
  I haven't plus six and a half I was able to get
• 1:03:44
  it. I got it at an alt line But it was right
• 1:03:47
  as it moved that plus five and a half was still
• 1:03:50
  even money I got plus six and a half and minus
• 1:03:52
  113 still worth playing. I would play to five
• 1:03:56
  and a half to I had Boise without Ash and Gentie,
• 1:04:00
  new offensive coordinator, traveling across the
• 1:04:02
  country. It's going to be like 95 degrees or
• 1:04:04
  something like that. Humid as fuck. We saw Boise
• 1:04:07
  State in a similar spot last season. They're
• 1:04:10
  playing Georgia Southern. I believe that game
• 1:04:12
  ended like 56 to like 48 something like some
• 1:04:16
  Boise won, but it was a That shit crazy game
• 1:04:19
  and action ginger ran for like 260 yards and
• 1:04:21
  six touchdowns. They don't have action gente
• 1:04:23
  this year. I'm not taking them. Uh, like usf.
• 1:04:27
  Um, I have keeping with Thursday night. I got
• 1:04:31
  Buffalo plus 17 and a half against Minnesota.
• 1:04:34
  I just don't think Minnesota is very good. I
• 1:04:36
  think Buffalo is kind of an under, they're very
• 1:04:38
  much under the radar team. They are, they have
• 1:04:41
  the best defense and the Mac. I think they can
• 1:04:43
  hold just like a middling. Minnesota offense
• 1:04:46
  to not a lot of points. Um, and I think they'll
• 1:04:49
  cover 17 and a half. Like they're not going to
• 1:04:51
  win. They, but they don't, I don't even want
• 1:04:54
  to keep it within 18 points. Um, last Thursday
• 1:04:59
  play Nebraska minus six and a half. This is a
• 1:05:03
  trend center play from this beauty. This is called
• 1:05:06
  phase Cincinnati as a dog since 2021 when Cincinnati
• 1:05:10
  is an underdog. Obviously since 2021 and the
• 1:05:13
  total is less than 59 like it is on Thursday
• 1:05:16
  night. Cincinnati or the team playing Cincinnati,
• 1:05:20
  I should say is 13, three and one against the
• 1:05:24
  spread. So I'll be taking Nebraska minus six
• 1:05:26
  and a half. Um, do you want me to do Friday plays
• 1:05:29
  too? I got two of those. Sure. Two. Okay. Uh,
• 1:05:35
  Georgia tech minus four and a half against Colorado.
• 1:05:37
  Georgia tech. is pretty good. They're returning
• 1:05:40
  a lot of talent from last season, including quarterback,
• 1:05:44
  running back, second best wide receiver. Colorado,
• 1:05:50
  obviously no Shador Sanders, no Travis Hunter.
• 1:05:52
  They're rebuilding. I think they're going to
• 1:05:54
  be pretty bad this year. And Deion might retire.
• 1:05:57
  Um, so yeah, Georgia tech minus four and a half
• 1:06:00
  and then UNLV Sam Houston over 60 with 60 and
• 1:06:04
  a half UNLD UNLV's defense is fucking terrible.
• 1:06:09
  Idaho state did pretty much whatever they wanted
• 1:06:11
  almost the entire game. Um, Sam Houston put up
• 1:06:16
  some points against Western Kentucky obviously
• 1:06:18
  didn't win, but they were able to hold their
• 1:06:19
  own on offense. So I think, and I think UNLV's
• 1:06:23
  defense is worse than Western's. So let's take
• 1:06:26
  the over 60 and a half. It was the same line
• 1:06:29
  that WKU Sam Houston was last season or last
• 1:06:32
  week. So yeah, like that. And those are my Thursday
• 1:06:35
  and Friday plays. Keep a lookout for on the Twitter
• 1:06:39
  for Saturday, because there will be a lot. I
• 1:06:41
  love the board. I just haven't locked him in
• 1:06:43
  yet. Oh, yeah. Actually, boots on the ground.
• 1:06:47
  Tennessee minus 13 and a half. I'll be in Atlanta
• 1:06:49
  for that one. So go balls. The balls are playing
• 1:06:56
  Syracuse. It's a neutral. It's a neutral site
• 1:06:59
  game. Yeah, they're playing in the Falcon Stadium.
• 1:07:02
  Mercedes -Benz. Mercedes -Benz. I did not know
• 1:07:04
  that. Yes, I will be boots on the ground. So
• 1:07:07
  Volsma is 13 and a half. That kind of sucks though.
• 1:07:12
  I mean, Syracuse is fucking, they're not. Yeah,
• 1:07:14
  it's just like not, it's just having your season
• 1:07:17
  opener away. Like neutral site is dumb. I've
• 1:07:23
  always wanted to go to that stadium though. It's
• 1:07:25
  I saw Metallica there. It's pretty cool. I mean
• 1:07:28
  I heard they have like very cheap concessions
• 1:07:31
  So that's gonna be cool. Oh, dude, the Chick
• 1:07:33
  -fil -a will be open. Oh fuck. Yes. I know what
• 1:07:37
  I'm getting for lunch. Let's go Also, it'll be
• 1:07:40
  my first football game inside I don't know how
• 1:07:45
  I feel about that It's you'll know how to feel
• 1:07:51
  after All right. Yeah, that's true. And I need
• 1:07:53
  to know how to feel because the Titans are going
• 1:07:55
  to be playing inside. So, yeah, but we'll never
• 1:07:57
  get to go to those because they'll cost a million
• 1:07:59
  dollars. We'll figure it out. To go to. We'll
• 1:08:02
  figure it out. It's still like two years away,
• 1:08:05
  though. So, yeah, I guess that is true. But yeah,
• 1:08:09
  so. But yeah, follow us on our 13 and a half.
• 1:08:12
  Keep a lookout for the Twitter because I'm going
• 1:08:13
  to have a lot. Yes, I will say check out the
• 1:08:16
  Twitter for my picks as well. I'm going to try
• 1:08:19
  and get my picks in. I got a busy day of work
• 1:08:22
  working for a beer company on a holiday weekend
• 1:08:25
  is not going to be fun. It is Labor Day weekend.
• 1:08:30
  Uh, so I will probably be pretty busy, but check
• 1:08:34
  the Twitter. I'll get some bets in at least.
• 1:08:37
  Yeah. There's like, was it like 94 college football
• 1:08:42
  games? Oh man. It's every, it's every, it's every
• 1:08:46
  team. It's every single. Every FBS team is fun.
• 1:08:50
  Yeah. It's empty schedule. They play awesome
• 1:08:54
  P. Oh, this weekend? Yeah. 6 o 'clock. You going?
• 1:09:04
  Good. We play this constant this year. Oh my
• 1:09:07
  God. Yeah, next week. That's not going to be
• 1:09:10
  good. We got to go to some. We got to go to these.
• 1:09:16
  Missouri State and Jacksonville State, I believe
• 1:09:18
  are two, uh, Wednesday night games. We need to
• 1:09:20
  go to those. And I play hockey on Wednesdays.
• 1:09:22
  Well, all right, well, you and me are going to
• 1:09:24
  those. Okay. Sounds good. All right. Will, uh,
• 1:09:31
  middle in WK, you were playing your birthday
• 1:09:34
  in Bowling Green. Road trip? No, I don't want
• 1:09:39
  to go bowling green for my birthday. It's like
• 1:09:41
  an hour and a half away. It's fine. I don't want
• 1:09:43
  to fucking go there. That's a nice campus. Good
• 1:09:47
  school. This is a pretty nice stadium, too. Yeah,
• 1:09:50
  the stadium is nice. The stadium is nice. We've
• 1:09:53
  been there. Really nice basketball arena, too.
• 1:09:56
  They got club seats in their basketball arena.
• 1:10:00
  Interesting. Conference USA. That's bananas.
• 1:10:05
  That is anyways, I am interested in this FIU
• 1:10:07
  middle. November 8th at 2 p .m. I am interested
• 1:10:11
  in that one. Is that in here or the pit bull?
• 1:10:15
  Pit bull bowl. This one or Sam Houston. That'd
• 1:10:21
  be cool. Those Saturdays? Yes, it should be Saturdays.
• 1:10:28
  We'll see. They're at 2 p .m. so I assume they're
• 1:10:31
  not Wednesdays. That'd be crazy. I'm gonna wrap
• 1:10:48
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• 1:10:51
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