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Fake Howard Schnellenberger (w/ Stugotz & Hochman) · Stugotz and Company

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  Speaker 1: With Stu Gotts and Hawkman.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, what a day we're going to have on
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: with Stu Gotts and Hawkman. You know why why I
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: scored two on Wordle today? What happened on wordle?
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: I scored two? You don't play wordle every day? No.
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  Speaker 3: I play wordle when my wife gets down to like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, the fourth or fifth choice and she needs
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  Speaker 3: some help, and then I thunder in and I help her.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good at world.
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  Speaker 2: You can't ask people for help on wordle. That destroys
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  Speaker 2: the game. I scored two this morning. Always puts me
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  Speaker 2: in a good mood. I always share my scores with
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  Speaker 2: Jim laer Andega former coach.
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  Speaker 1: At Um of course sent him my two.
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: He sent me back his four, Oh wow, and wrote,
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  Speaker 2: never heard of that word. You must be a genius,
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: And I responded.
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  Speaker 1: I really am. You want to give people the word?
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: I mean? Oh no, that breaks. That's every I mean people.
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: I have to keep Crowder in line all the time
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  Speaker 2: on the radio show. He does not understand a spoiler alert, right,
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  Speaker 2: just does not understand.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, heck, I can't do it, but I you know,
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  Speaker 2: I've just seen the movie Spider Man.
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  Speaker 1: And he just saw Spider Man. Solana just saw Spider Man.
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  Speaker 2: We were talking about it, but I'm like, you gotta
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  Speaker 2: be very careful here, Crowder.
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  Speaker 1: You can't give away any spoilers.
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  Speaker 3: Uh well, Taylor made a face like he had just
• 1:25
  Speaker 3: drank spoiled milk, and so like, what was that phase
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  Speaker 3: for it?
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  Speaker 1: Because I dare suggested we get the.
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  Speaker 5: Word word stup suggesting to give away the wordle is
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  Speaker 5: like one of the craziest things you've ever said.
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  Speaker 1: I think you know what that is. It's I've been
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  Speaker 1: saying a lot over twenty years.
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  Speaker 2: It's like when you tell your friends, you go, hey,
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: I haven't watched the Dolphins game.
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  Speaker 1: I'm watching it on delay, so.
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: Don't tell me what's going on, And then everybody just
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: wants to pepper you with text. You know, oh wait
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: till you see the past Malik Willis throws in the
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  Speaker 2: second quarter, You're gonna fall out of your chair.
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  Speaker 1: You know. It's like, okay, we know you saw it.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: Like you're like, we got it, you saw it. That's right.
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  Speaker 2: You watch game late, you have to go off the grid, right,
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  Speaker 2: or even if you watch a series finale like Stranger Things.
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  Speaker 1: When Stranger Things came out.
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  Speaker 2: I had to go off the grid until I watched
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  Speaker 2: the finale because I didn't want they spoilers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I understand that.
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  Speaker 3: I highly doubt you're going to get that text about
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  Speaker 3: Malik Willis from anyone this year.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, well, the past could be very bad, right,
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  Speaker 2: doesn't have to be very good?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: So what do you think of Spider Man? Because Taylor
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  Speaker 3: correct me if I'm wrong. It seems like you want
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  Speaker 3: to see it. You didn't like the movie?
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  Speaker 1: Is that fair? No?
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  Speaker 5: I like the movie. My only complaint with Spider Man
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  Speaker 5: is there's so many universes hawk where I go in,
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  Speaker 5: and it feels like I was supposed to watch ten
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  Speaker 5: different movies and ten different TV shows to know who
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  Speaker 5: people are. That's that's really my only complaint. Because I
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  Speaker 5: love Spider Man and I love the story.
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  Speaker 2: I was completely underwhelmed by this movie.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: By the end of it, I looked at Lorie and
• 3:02
  Speaker 2: I was like, that was it? Like what just happened here?
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  Speaker 2: Unpopular opinion? I know because over the weekend I had
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  Speaker 2: mentioned this on the radio show Crowder Wanted to Kill Me.
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  Speaker 2: I watched Spider Man over the weekend. Yeah, and I
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: watched the Kevin Hart Marcello Hernandez movie seventy two hours
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  Speaker 2: on Netflix. Seventy two hours A better movie than Spider Man. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: And that's gross zero because it's free on Netflix. Spider
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  Speaker 2: Man's gross a billion dollars. But I'm so with Taylor.
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about Listen, I see a movie and the
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  Speaker 2: last Spider Man was like five years ago. I don't
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  Speaker 2: retain anything when I tell you any like, I don't
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  Speaker 2: retain anything. I'm waiting for Toby Maguire to walk out, like,
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  Speaker 2: I just don't retain anything. He's not Spider Man anymore.
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying on the radio show, like, I don't retain anything.
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  Speaker 2: So when these characters come out and the audience is
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  Speaker 2: oohing and ayeing, I have no idea who's who, And
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: because my son doesn't live with me anymore, I can't
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  Speaker 2: lean over and say who's that, right, and so I'm
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  Speaker 2: completely lost. So Solana's telling me he's like, oh, well,
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  Speaker 2: before my fiance and I went to see it, we
• 4:13
  Speaker 2: watched the last two Spider Man's and he goes.
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  Speaker 1: Then I went online and I watched a recap of What's.
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  Speaker 2: And I go I gotta do fucking homework to go
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  Speaker 2: watch a movie.
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  Speaker 3: How about I just watched the original Spider Man, the
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  Speaker 3: movie that came out before, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I remember going to see Rocky two.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't need this soul fucking cliff Notes version of
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  Speaker 2: Rocky one.
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  Speaker 1: I remembered it. First of all, the sequels used to.
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: Come out a year and a half later, right, and
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  Speaker 2: then I go saw Rocky three.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have to.
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  Speaker 2: Catch up on Rocky one and Rocky two and see
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  Speaker 2: the hidden characters that were gonna be introduced or reintroduced.
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  Speaker 1: In Rocky Like I went to go see the fucking movie. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and now I got to do homework. I gotta study
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  Speaker 1: for it, like it's the SATs.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I know you seem very angry about that. Taylor had
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  Speaker 3: the benefit of having someone in the theater. I believe
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  Speaker 3: this is accurate who was chatting them up. Usually you
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  Speaker 3: don't like the guy chatting you up next to next
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  Speaker 3: to you in the movies.
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  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to talk during the movie Ranger.
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  Speaker 3: But had this guy not been chatting he knows Spider
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  Speaker 3: Man so well that he was actually keeping Taylor up
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  Speaker 3: to speed on what was going on.
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  Speaker 1: Taylor appreciated him talking during the movie about that.
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  Speaker 5: So Hawk, this guy was at the movies with his girlfriend,
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  Speaker 5: and his girlfriend very clearly was just along for the ride.
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  Speaker 5: So every time a new character came on the screen,
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  Speaker 5: he was like, she's from blank, He's.
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: From kind of needed that.
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  Speaker 5: But everybody else in the theater was trying to shust
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  Speaker 5: this guy, and I was like, wait, wait, can you
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  Speaker 5: can you say that again? I didn't catch who that
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  Speaker 5: person was, Just like, speak up.
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  Speaker 2: That's like, just give me the backstory, let me know
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  Speaker 2: what I'm looking at.
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  Speaker 1: Why should I be excited about this character? Hawk?
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  Speaker 5: When does the statue of limitations run up for when
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  Speaker 5: you could actually talk about a movie, Because we're allowed
• 5:57
  Speaker 5: to talk about movies from like two thousand and five
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  Speaker 5: without any spoilers. Is it like maybe a month before
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  Speaker 5: we could start discussing Spider Man?
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  Speaker 7: Um.
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  Speaker 2: I'd probably go once it's available on streaming right, which
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: is probably a couple months away.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I'm not even comfortable discussing the end of Sopranos yet.
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  Speaker 1: Same with me when it comes to men.
• 6:22
  Speaker 2: Just in case, somebody came up to me at the
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: radio station yesterday and he says, uh, he says, you
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: think it's it's cool to rewatch twenty four?
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: Do you think it's a good rewatchable series? Ago, I
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: don't know. I never saw the first uh the first
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  Speaker 1: go round.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, you've never seen twenty four? Yeah, No, I
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  Speaker 2: haven't made me feel terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's a pretty basic concept, you know. I
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  Speaker 3: mean key for some of THEE has twenty four hours
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  Speaker 3: to save the world, and he does it every single time,
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  Speaker 3: you know, at the twenty third hour, you know, I uh.
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  Speaker 2: of dms that I've gotten on Instagram. I always tell
• 9:10
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• 9:13
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• 9:17
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you have as well. This one really moved me.
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: Hak.
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  Speaker 2: I started listening from a guy named Neil hak I
• 9:24
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• 9:27
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• 9:32
  Speaker 2: never knew how much of an imprint you had on
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: the show to this day. I really stopped listening to
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: DLS a few years ago, around the time my dad
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: suddenly passed away, and I've been in a rut ever since.
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: I periodically would catch an episode of DLS here and
• 9:46
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  Speaker 2: the podcast in January, and it was the Luduca has
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: the heart of a maddingly episode.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: It's a great line, just that line. It's great.
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, I hadn't laughed that hard at a podcast in years,
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: Smiling ear to ear and cracking up on a treadmill.
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: I genuinely had never heard you on the air before,
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: and I had never heard you on the air before,
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: and just your voice, cadence and chemistry with Stu Gotts
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: had unlocked a joy and humor that I hadn't felt
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: since my dad passed.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: Can you find where this continues?
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: He was the funniest guy I knew, and he would
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: have loved these crazy throwbacks you and Stugots are giving us,
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: which has helped me heal in some ways. So I
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: went back and listened to every episode of the pod
• 10:40
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• 10:45
  Speaker 1: Just delightfully done.
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• 10:57
  Speaker 2: up a few months back. Fake Stevegal, My god, the
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: hardest I've laughed in forever. I loved watching Segall as
• 11:06
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  Speaker 2: it at your impression. Thank you so much for giving
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: fans your gift of this pod with Stugatt's I can
• 11:15
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• 11:17
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• 11:21
  Speaker 2: show twenty years ago. But it feels like we all
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: were now and that's the essence of the show and
• 11:27
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm happy for you because there's so many people
• 11:39
  Speaker 3: who started listening after you left who didn't realize the
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: imprint that you had I continue to have on the show.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: You could still hear it till this day, and so.
• 11:48
  Speaker 3: I'm glad that people are being introduced to you that
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: you know previously weren't aware that you had such a
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: big imprint on the show. And by the way, I
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: just want to throw this in. I also listened to
• 11:58
  Speaker 3: our episodes cleaning the House.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 2: I actually listened to a couple of episodes while I
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: was watching Spider Man.
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  Speaker 1: I was so disinterested.
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't have rather been power cleaning your house than
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: watching Spider Man. I uh yeah, I get a kick.
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: You know, I have two radio careers. There are many
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: people who know me as the host of Hawkman and
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: Crowder and that's it. They don't realize that. I was
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: part of the Levatard Show for almost ten years, and
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: I always equate it to like there were people who
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: knew Mike Ditka as the Bears coach, and that's it.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: They didn't know he was a tight end in the NFL.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: Correct, you know what I mean?
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: There's people who know Pat Riley as a team president, right,
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: they don't know him as the floor general with the Lakers.
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, there are people who know Michael Jordan as a
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: dominant NASCAR owner.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: They don't realize he's the greatest basketball player to ever live.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: I meant that I think everyone knows that.
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  Speaker 1: That is a terrible example. No one, there's no one
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  Speaker 1: who doesn't know that. I know somebody DM, Let's see
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  Speaker 1: if I can find this. There's nobody.
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  Speaker 2: Just wanted to say thanks, because there are people, I
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: think who don't realize what dominant forces Charles Barkley Like.
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  Speaker 1: They watch him on TNT or ESPN.
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  Speaker 2: Now, they don't realize what a dominant force he was
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  Speaker 2: on the basketball court. I mean they probably know, but Barkley, like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think they realized just how dominant he was.
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  Speaker 1: They know him as a funny broadcaster.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they know him as a broadcaster. He's a Hall
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  Speaker 3: of Fame broadcaster.
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  Speaker 2: They do not realize that he was one of the
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  Speaker 2: top twenty five NBA players to ever play basketball. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, and so if they don't realize that about him,
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: imagine what they came when they're watching Kenny Smith, you know, right.
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  Speaker 1: Right, but they don't even know anything about him. Correct. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: some many dms.
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  Speaker 2: Was just on vacation and the bacon at our resort
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  Speaker 2: was perfect, extra crispy. Thanks for the work you do
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: with stupid. It's filled a huge gap. I was recently
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: laughing out loud on a plane listening to the song's episode.
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  Speaker 2: People thought I was insane. I came to the show
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  Speaker 2: post your time, but love what you guys do. I
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  Speaker 2: smile every time I see an episode pop up Andrew
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  Speaker 2: from Chicago, awesome, Thank you Andrew. Yes, and that brings
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  Speaker 2: me to today's clips. Somebody dms me on Instagram. Hey Hawk,
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you get a ton of dms, so this
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  Speaker 2: one may have fallen through the cracks, so I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to reach out again. It must have because I just
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: saw it. Of all the many fakes that were on
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: the show. One of my all time favorites was Fake Howard.
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  Speaker 2: I'd love to hear a bunch of Fake Howard clips.
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  Speaker 2: I vaguely recall a moment when Fake Howard talked to
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  Speaker 2: the real Howard. I've got a fresh pipe and Beverly
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  Speaker 2: and I will continue to enjoy the program. Very well written, DM.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: I am having love lunch today with Fake Howard. Wow
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  Speaker 2: wow wow. Yeah, what a special day for you. Three
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  Speaker 2: times a week for crying out loud. But we're we're
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  Speaker 2: going also with j Keller five for those really who
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  Speaker 2: are part of Heat Nation on Twitter. He's one of
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: those annoying heat tweeters, J Keller five.
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  Speaker 1: You know Keller.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, of course we're going to Little Reds on
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  Speaker 2: State Road eighty four and we'll go to Little Reds.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's on the other side of the street where
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Runway eighty four is.
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  Speaker 1: No so I've seen it. I have ever been.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I go to Runway eighty four often, so I
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  Speaker 3: haven't I've seen it.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: I've never gotten there. Is it good?
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great, Like Fake Howard's been going there for years,
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  Speaker 2: you know, grew up down here and it's like a
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: truck stop.
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  Speaker 1: But it's just like barbecue all that stuff.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: What do you think, Like, what do you get when
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: you go there? Depends because I know you're thinking about.
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  Speaker 1: Your lunch already.
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  Speaker 2: I know I really we eat, We eat very healthy lately.
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  Speaker 2: So I'll probably get a grilled chicken breast, no bread,
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  Speaker 2: no bun, and maybe splash a little barbecue sauce on it,
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  Speaker 2: and maybe I will get some green beans.
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  Speaker 1: That's about what a waste of a trip to a barn.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I know Coward is gonna get the wings, and
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  Speaker 2: I mean he's gonna garbage in, get a slab. I
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  Speaker 2: can't eat a slaber, Ribs and d a radio show.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: It's what amazes me with because you know my show
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: doesn't go on till two o'clock. Crowder comes in. He's
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: flemy like you, and so I always go, man like,
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: why are you so flemy today?
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Oh? I had fetchini alfredo for lunch? Oh? Why not?
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Because you had fucking fetacini elfredo for lunch?
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Like a little like.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Who could eat fetichini alfredo for lunch?
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Like it shouldn't even be served at lunch.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: You should immediately luot on a terrorist watch list if
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: you're ordering Feticini Alfredo at lunch. I have another take
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: to that drives people crazy because a Rendez gadst in
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: jos Chapel Crowder. They'll go sometimes for lunch to you know,
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: like Saito or Benny Hannah, Sure for the actual hibachi,
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, it's a show, like you're doing that.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: At lunch right, way too heavy. I go.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: If you out rice and chicken for lunch, go to Pyotropical,
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: go to Chicken Kitchen. You're doing the whole fucking hibachi
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: shebang at lunch.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: What kind of society is this?
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Listen, you're one thousand percent correct. Hey, it's not food
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: you should be eating at twelve or twelve thirty.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: It's a lot. It's too much food. And I gotta
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: be honest with you.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: It takes me till at least like three in the
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: afternoon till I'm ready to have some random guy.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Just throw a shrimp into my shirt, you know, my
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: shirt pocket.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: It's not it's not like entertaining when you have other
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: stuff to do during the day. You know, when your day,
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: all your tasks are done, your work is done, and
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: you want to see an onion volcano. I'll sign up
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: with the rest of them. I love the onion volcano. Yes, yes,
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: But noon, I've got things on my mind. Things I've
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: got to accomplish that day, Errands to run. I gotta
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: watch some guy make an onion volca Hey, give me
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: the give me the vegetables, give me the rice.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Let's go move it along here, no way to enjoy
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: the show. I totally agree with you. Ridiculously, here we go.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: Bet they could do it, they can handle it. We
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: can't anymore. Yes, yeah, we used to be that way.
• 18:44
  Speaker 8: For the show.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Rondai's like my age. Crowder is in his mid forties.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: What are we doing here? I do a lot of
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: options to get rice and chicken, which is essentially what
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: the habati is.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Right? Why are you blurring everyone rice in chicken?
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm just saying, if you're in the mood for hibachi,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: you want rice and chicken, ok, you go to poyotropic kale,
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: you get a tropa chops?
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Was it eight ninety nine? No show? It probably isn't
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: even right. But it's lunch. Yes, very angry about this
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: makes me crazy?
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Feta genial fredo for lunch. What's going on here? You're
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: trying to get to my six hundred pound life. Anyway,
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: here is so the guy wanted Fake Howard. I'm going
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: to lunch with Fake Howard and Taylor. If you can
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: delay posting this podcast till I've been at lunch with
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: fake Howard, I will send you some video. Fake Howard
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: on my radio show is known as the ticket Wizard.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: He's the ticket Wizard. But on the Levatard Show, he
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: was Fake Howard. He was a bunch of other fakes
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: as well, which I'm going to get to in subsequent episodes.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Do you remember some of the other fakes Fake Howard was,
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: I don't I have to be honest with you.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, Fake Dusty Rhodes, Oh that's right, Yeah, Fake Frank
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: de Ford.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Oh you know what I would say, probably after fake Howard,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: that's his uh, that's his second best limited or best fake.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: I guess, I mean very niche. Those very niche.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Taylor is currently looking up who Frank to Ford is.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, I inexplicably had this conversation with Crowder and
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Solana the other day on the radio and I said,
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: do any of you guys know who Frank to Ford is?
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: And I think one of them guessed he's the guy
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: who plays Bruce Banner in The Hulk.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Uh nailed it.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: But anyway, I'll get some video of Fake Howard at
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: lunch and we can tack it on at the end
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: of this podcast.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: So if you watch it on.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: YouTube, you'll see the video, and if you're listening to
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: it on iHeart or Apple Podcasts or whatever, you'll hear
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: the audio of fake Howard just a little Hey, what
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: are you up to nowadays?
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Just to give the listeners some context.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Fake Howard is a friend of yours, going all the
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: way back to m to college, my.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Freshman roommate at Pearson, which just got torn down at
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: the University of Miami Pearson Mahoney dorms got torn down.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Sad day, Yeah, sad day.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: You Fake Howard, Keller Lebitzard. You guys were all friends
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: at UM in college. That's why Keller, how'd you come
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: produce the show?
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Keller did not go to UM.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: We met him through Fake Howard, okay, but me Dan Barry,
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: who is fake Howard. We were in the communications school
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: at University of Miami.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: We've all became friendly.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Jim Fravola, who might be the new athletic director at
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: University of Miami, he was in the communications school with us.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: That's how we all got to know each other.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: You're up breaking news, You're just saying you have no
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: inside information.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I know his name is.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Up for the job, and we've been lobbying for him.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: That's as far as my efforts go. Here is what
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: that listener referenced in the direct message. This is fake
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Howard on the line while you and Dan are interviewing
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: the real Howard Schanellenberger.
• 22:05
  Speaker 9: Fake Howard, I want you to explain to me how
• 22:07
  Speaker 9: the family is going to be at the game on Saturday.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Fake Howard.
• 22:11
  Speaker 10: Well, I'm certain that Beverly and the kids and the
• 22:13
  Speaker 10: grandkids will certainly be at the stadium root me on
• 22:16
  Speaker 10: as they always are, and just want to see a fine,
• 22:18
  Speaker 10: fine football.
• 22:21
  Speaker 9: I think the real Howard is moretified at this point.
• 22:24
  Speaker 9: So what do you give it? After everything you've heard there?
• 22:26
  Speaker 9: The real Howard, how do you feel?
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: Well?
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I feel like anybody that thinks that sounds like me
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: shouldn't come to the game. We're pushing away fans.
• 22:34
  Speaker 9: Well, we're going to try now, because go ahead.
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: I'm sorry.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Who wants to speak up there?
• 22:38
  Speaker 9: The fake Howard of the room, Yes, Hello, do we
• 22:45
  Speaker 9: lose the real Howard or is the faith Are they
• 22:47
  Speaker 9: still there?
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: No, I'm sure here the call I had to take.
• 22:50
  Speaker 10: And that's funny because I too have a group. I'm
• 22:54
  Speaker 10: not quite sure why the phone would be ringing. Clearly
• 22:57
  Speaker 10: people know to Blucke at my time when I'm come
• 22:59
  Speaker 10: on your program, Dan, he's lost it.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: It really is maybe my favorite fake Howard clip ever,
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: because real Howard, like you know he's doing it. He's
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: a busy football coach. He was older at that time
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: already anyway, I think he was the FAU coach and
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: he uh he like he's just busy. He's on the radio,
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: but he's got going stuff going hello Hello, And then
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Barry's just jumping in, Hello, Hello, I.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Do have a call.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: We should explain to Barry because the timing and the
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: way he you know, he's very quick the timing. But
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Barry has a great sense of humor. He's a very
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: tense guy. Yes, and and his I.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Don't know if you've ever heard the fake Howard Taylor,
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: it is spot on, Like that is one of the
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: best impersonations you'll ever hear.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like like a lot of the confusion in that past,
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: in that last call.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: I couldn't tell who was who.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: It's amazing, right, it was uncanny, but just him on
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: his feet.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I too have a call, right, but.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: The way, like the way that he said it right
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: is exactly the way that you would expect Howard to
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: say it. That is interesting, I too have a call.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Here's a clip of fake Howard. He would never break character.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: He would always be Howard Schnellenberger or Howard schnellen Fraud,
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: as we used to call him on the show. But
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: this time because he was he was using a sexual connotation.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Fake Howard actually lost it, much to Dan's delight.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: What does that mean? Howard schnell and fraud?
• 24:28
  Speaker 9: What is working?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Blue mean?
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: Well, Beverly is not afraid to loosen up.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: And then he fled.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: If you know, damn, that's not what I meant to say,
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: but it is, but it came out. I know that
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: it cuts to you when I go out of the character,
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: and it's unusual.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: There's there's I have. I have probably four hundred fake
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Howard clips. I'm not gonna obviously play them all here,
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: and I can do another episode that the fake Howard
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: real Howard. The fake Howard loses it. Two of my
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: favorite clips. Another one which I'm not going to play
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: this time. I'll save it for another episode is when
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: fake Howard gives his list of recruits for FAU.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: And that's the one that stands out to me the most. Yes,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: it literally is. It's just such a well crafted bit.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: We had written it in advance for a long time,
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: but because it was FAU and there was no nil
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: back then or whatever, you really had the bottom of
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: the barrel. And so he's going over his list of
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: recruitsment Dan and it's like lazy Eye Johnson. And then
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, just I won't give it all away, but
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: that's a really good one, which we'll get to in
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: a future episode.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Going back to that last clip that we played where
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: he falls out of character, it is so rare to
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: get real, genuine, guttural laughter at a LeBatard.
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: Yes, like it is.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: He'll laugh and he enjoyed the show and he's got
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: a good sense of humor, and we all laughed together.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: But to hear Dan laugh like that in a way
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: that was genuine Dan broke out of character.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Character.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Yes, but Dan always really appreciated Barry's Howard Schnellenberger of course,
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: and appreciated the fact that no matter what Dan would
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: throw at him, he would stay in character and he'd
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: have a quick answer, and it was difficult. You'll actually
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: hear something later on where Fake Howard visits the studio
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: and it's a little nerve wracking because we haven't prepared
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: anything advanced.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: You don't know what Dan's gonna ask him.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: It was much like when Caliendo used to be on
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: the phone and then Dan would just say say something
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: funny like, Okay, that's kind of not the lead in
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: that I was looking for something. I don't know where
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: these guys were. We sent fake Howard to. May have
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: been an autographed collectibles show, may have been an event
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: for the NFL, but we sent him somewhere with a
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: recorder to interview legendary football players as Fake Howard.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Now, I don't know if this got played more than
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: once on the air. It was delightful for us, but
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: I thought for the podcast would be fun to listen
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: to something that maybe people hadn't.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Heard in a long time.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: So this is fake Howard interviewing legendary running back Gail Sayers.
• 27:33
  Speaker 8: This is Howard Schnellen fraud. I'm here with the great
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: Gail Sayers, and mister says, I'm not sure if you're
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: familiar with the fact that I invented the waggle play.
• 27:40
  Speaker 8: The waggle play. Yes, that's a play. I'm sure you're
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: intimately familiar with. No, I'm not perhaps a bootleg You
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: familiar with the bootleg play. I've heard of that play,
• 27:48
  Speaker 8: but I didn't know that you invented it. Mister says.
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: You're in the Hall of Fame, of course, and one
• 27:53
  Speaker 8: of my lifelong dreams has been to be in the
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: Hall of Fame. I was wondering if you heard any
• 27:56
  Speaker 8: rumblings that Howard Chill and Fraud could get into the
• 27:59
  Speaker 8: Hall of Fame. I thank you in trouble well, I
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: don't like the sound of that. Okay, thank you, Gil
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: Sayirs for being on our program.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to set the scene here for a second,
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: because this is i'm gonna guess, like two thousand and
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: seven or so.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, and.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: There is no video component for the radio show like
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: there is now. There's no producers other than me and
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Mike Ryan, right, there's no kind of ancillary staff. This
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: is literally us telling Barry take this tape recorder was
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: probably a digital audio tape recorder a DAT machine, right,
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: take this DAT machine to this event, walk around, tell
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: them your fake Howard and interview them. There is nobody
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: following them with a video camera. There's no producer helping him.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: It is Barry, who's an attorney. By the way, Yes,
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: it's his profession.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: It is to be getting people out of tickets.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Very walking around with a tape recorder, going to some
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: of the biggest names in NFL history, interviewing them for
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: our pleasure, with no support around him whatsoever.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: That's a game.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Not getting paid to do it, that's right, not getting
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: paid to do it. The key to the impersonation is
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: and you'll notice he stresses certain words.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: There's a reason he chooses certain words. Ye, bootleg os
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: os are always something that had a great proble device.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Here he is with Jason Taylor.
• 29:34
  Speaker 8: This is Howard schillen Freud, also known as Fake Howard.
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: I'm here with a great Jason Taylor of the Miami Dolphins. Jason,
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: I understand you've done something to your foot. The planter feesia.
• 29:43
  Speaker 8: What is that?
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: It's called a planter fascia, first of all, and it's
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: a I don't even know what the hell it is.
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: It's a band of tissue or something, the bottom of
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: your foot that I tore. But uh, don't worry, coach,
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: I'm still playing. I'm tough, but.
• 29:55
  Speaker 8: That's what we like. We like old school tough guys,
• 29:57
  Speaker 8: and you're one of those, you know. Let me just
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: say too that the only reason Beverly watches football is
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: because she thinks you're so damn good looking. And you're
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: cutting into my personal time, if you know what I mean.
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: Do you get that a lot, not not from Beverly,
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: from you, but I do tend to get it from
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: time to time. But I don't not looking to take
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: away from anybody's personal time. But you tell Beverly she's
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: walking to come see us anytime on the sideline.
• 30:19
  Speaker 8: I'll get her passes. Do you think we should bring
• 30:21
  Speaker 8: back the leather helmet? Do you think the helmet is
• 30:22
  Speaker 8: obstructing your face?
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: No, there's a reason why us guys look so good nowadays,
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: as we protect ourselves.
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: Those old players.
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: Look like crap for a reason.
• 30:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so we head on that Gale saiers earlier, let
• 30:33
  Speaker 8: me ask you a question. Do you smoke a punk?
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: I don't. No, smoking is bad for you. I understand
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: you've done something to your shoulder. I'm here to warn
• 30:42
  Speaker 8: you when you turn that wheel. I understand it's a
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: very hard wheel. I don't want you to hurt the
• 30:45
  Speaker 8: other shoulder.
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the Wiell is very heavy and I was made
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: aware of that, and uh, we'll improvise. I'll use my
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: other arm.
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: As you know Jason from being a friend, Fake Harrod
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: does like to listen to the hip hop from time
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: to time? Are you a fan of a hip hop?
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I'm a hip hop fan.
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: Song by Twill Gage that I'm not sure you're familiar with.
• 31:02
  Speaker 8: It's one of my personal favorites called donkey Butt and
• 31:05
  Speaker 8: it goes something like this, let me add that dunkey don'
• 31:08
  Speaker 8: ke let me rede that dunk. Don'tk are you fling it?
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: That's a very old school hip hop song. It's a
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: good one though, if you're uh, if you're over eighty, well.
• 31:18
  Speaker 8: For me, an old school hip hop is the sugar
• 31:20
  Speaker 8: Hill Gang.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: You've know where that.
• 31:21
  Speaker 8: Sugar Hill Gang is great. There they're great. So I'll
• 31:23
  Speaker 8: say what old school that would be? The hip the
• 31:25
  Speaker 8: hop the Hibbot to the Hibbitty hip hip ho hop,
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: Old stop there you go. Well, we're gonna keep going,
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: but uh, we're running at of time with you, Jason.
• 31:33
  Speaker 8: I appreciate you coming on the program.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: You know how quick that is by fake Howard.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: It's so good, Like his responses are just quick, like
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: he had he really had a get when he would
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: get in the character. Yeah, he really became Howard Janellenberger
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: with even there.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: He stayed in character even there during.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: That we had you can you can tell what happened
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: is before he goes to this event. We're telling him
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: because we were fascinated with that song donkey Butt from
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: twelve Gauge.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I'm certain we said to him, hey, work in twelve.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Gauge if you can, you know, ask him obviously about
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: the waggle play because we like when he talks about
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: the waggle play.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: And yeah, he did everything funny. One of the lines
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I love there is you're a fan of the hip hop?
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Hip hop By the way, Jason Taylor was a friend
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: of the show. Jason Taylor did a weekly show with us,
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: and that was one of the cool things for all
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: of us as our show started cranking up, is we
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: realize guys like Wade and Jason Taylor they were enjoying
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: the show, and so you could tell Jason Taylor was
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: laughing there. He was laughing along with fake Hoart. He
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: was familiar with Fake Howard work.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: He was delighted that he was doing a bit with
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Fake Howard.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: That was cool, honored right. Here's I mentioned this earlier.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: So Fake Howard had to stop by the studio. Barry
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: the attorney had to stop by the studio, probably to
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: give Dan or get a ticket from Dan, you know,
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: or Dan's dad got a ticket, like, you know.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Barry would take care of all these tickets.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Whenever he did that, Hockey would take the keys to
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: my car. He would go into my glove compartment because
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: he was convinced they're just just loose tickets hanging around
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: and he would always find one or two and he
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: would take to you before.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: You got in trouble.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: So he had to stop by the studio and he'd
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: walk in and he'd be on my side of the studio,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: my side of the glass, and Dan would see him
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: and he'd be like, oh, you know, like weave him
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: back or whatever. So here he is entering, He's just
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: back there chit chatting with me, and Dan's like, oh,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Fake Howard's gonna join us in studio, And we didn't
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: plan anything out, so it could have gone many ways,
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: but it actually worked pretty well.
• 33:41
  Speaker 9: This is very exciting stud Gott's fake Howard Schnellen fraud
• 33:44
  Speaker 9: in studio. We're gonna spin the fake gass wheel in
• 33:48
  Speaker 9: a second here. Eight eight eight seven nine oh three
• 33:50
  Speaker 9: seven seven six is the number. If you want to
• 33:52
  Speaker 9: win an assortment of prizes or just show sounds, you
• 33:55
  Speaker 9: can win two tickets to our Live Free or Die
• 33:57
  Speaker 9: Hard movie screening. Fake Howard Shanelon fraud will be there
• 34:01
  Speaker 9: for that. Stu Gotts.
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: Is he excited?
• 34:03
  Speaker 9: I don't know whether he's excited or not. You can
• 34:04
  Speaker 9: ask him yourself, but he's gonna be there. Maybe we'll
• 34:08
  Speaker 9: tell people who he is. But we were thinking at
• 34:10
  Speaker 9: the Rocky Balboa premiere that what we were gonna end
• 34:12
  Speaker 9: up doing is saying, ladies and gentlemen, there's fake Howard,
• 34:14
  Speaker 9: and everybody would turn around and look at no, no,
• 34:16
  Speaker 9: there's fake Howard, and just have various people stand up
• 34:20
  Speaker 9: because nobody knows what fake Howard Schanelin fraud looks like.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: So fake Howard.
• 34:23
  Speaker 9: We were talking about Asia posters framing Asia posters, things
• 34:26
  Speaker 9: you're embarrassed to have framed, and aren't you curious? Dugotts
• 34:30
  Speaker 9: what fake Howard's house looks like?
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: What he might have.
• 34:33
  Speaker 9: Framed or I imagine Beverly did most of the framing.
• 34:36
  Speaker 8: Of course Beverly is in charge of old decorating. But
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: there's a room of mine that of course his hands off.
• 34:42
  Speaker 8: I have the football that Kenny cal Hun batted down,
• 34:45
  Speaker 8: and right, things that I'm proud of, and of course,
• 34:48
  Speaker 8: in keeping in the theme of the show, there are
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: certainly things I'm not proud of. And one of those
• 34:52
  Speaker 8: things would be a framed poster of the USFL Washington Generals. Right,
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: that would not have been one of my wife decisions?
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 35:01
  Speaker 9: Was that just you standing in front of like a
• 35:02
  Speaker 9: corvette or something, or a hor Were you on a
• 35:04
  Speaker 9: horse dressed like a general?
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Or what's what's that poster look like?
• 35:07
  Speaker 8: Oh it's it's ugly. It's got a lot of red,
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: white and blue and some fighter jets in the background,
• 35:12
  Speaker 8: and then me it's I think Top Gun was a
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: big hit of New Game. They were trying to capitalize
• 35:18
  Speaker 8: on that.
• 35:18
  Speaker 9: And so was your who's your sidekick? Who was the
• 35:21
  Speaker 9: top Gun? Wait with Goose, the guy opposite Tom Cruise
• 35:25
  Speaker 9: and top gun.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: No I fly, Oh yes you do, Yeah, Beverly, only Beverly.
• 35:32
  Speaker 9: We just got the gun slingers from Pink hours Stelling Fark.
• 35:35
  Speaker 8: Who knew that he.
• 35:36
  Speaker 9: Could do the fingers as gunslingers. Three two pitch here
• 35:39
  Speaker 9: to handler mirrors. They got a runner on second, the Marlins.
• 35:42
  Speaker 9: He's the tying run handler.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Merrick Bend's the game, and now there's another one, and
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: now there's.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: A second game.
• 35:50
  Speaker 9: Freddy Gonzalez is furious.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Maybe we'll come out and kick dirt on somebody.
• 35:53
  Speaker 9: We were talking about that earlier fake Award shanean fraud,
• 35:55
  Speaker 9: the angry managers in baseball that kicked dirt on the
• 36:00
  Speaker 9: already figures. I can't imagine someone as old school as
• 36:03
  Speaker 9: fake Howard thinks that that's any way to treat an
• 36:05
  Speaker 9: authority figure.
• 36:06
  Speaker 8: No, Dan, As you know, anybody that wears a patch
• 36:08
  Speaker 8: on his bleezer certainly conducts himself in a certain manner
• 36:11
  Speaker 8: that wouldn't be consistent with that. I'm old school, as
• 36:14
  Speaker 8: you know, but the only thing I might do would
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: be to turn the pipe upside down and put some
• 36:18
  Speaker 8: ash on the field.
• 36:21
  Speaker 9: That does seem like something that you might be able
• 36:23
  Speaker 9: Did you ever do that? Do we ever sensed with
• 36:26
  Speaker 9: a referee and through some ash on you kick some
• 36:30
  Speaker 9: ash on the field?
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Are you somebody who kicks ash?
• 36:33
  Speaker 8: I can comport myself when necessary, and so I've been
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: able to do that. But if I ever ruse to
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: the level of frustration with these arriffs, that might be
• 36:40
  Speaker 8: something I would do.
• 36:41
  Speaker 9: All right, I think that Do you want to stick
• 36:43
  Speaker 9: around here? Because sometimes it's dangers. Want to keep asking
• 36:47
  Speaker 9: questions of the fake Howard Snelling for he likes to
• 36:49
  Speaker 9: come in, make a big appearance, and then leave, so that,
• 36:52
  Speaker 9: you know, leave him wanting more? Is the Schnelling fraud philosophy?
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: Well, as you know, Dan, I was in the area
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: trying to do some recruiting, and I don't have an
• 36:59
  Speaker 8: appointment for while, so I'm gonna just sit back here
• 37:01
  Speaker 8: and be quiet. Don't you come to me?
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: All?
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: Come to you? All right?
• 37:04
  Speaker 9: You'll pipe in when you want to pipe in? Eight
• 37:06
  Speaker 9: eight eight seven nine oh three seven seven six is
• 37:09
  Speaker 9: not You know, there's a big recruits in the area.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: You're recruiting four forty one.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: He's recruiting.
• 37:14
  Speaker 8: He's rich area.
• 37:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he's recruiting across over there at that Greek diner
• 37:19
  Speaker 9: down the street and the Sad gas station. He's just
• 37:21
  Speaker 9: looking around the guy who asked me for changing the
• 37:24
  Speaker 9: sad gas station. Maybe he can play a little bit
• 37:26
  Speaker 9: for the owls.
• 37:27
  Speaker 8: Don't forget man, it's if a you we have to
• 37:28
  Speaker 8: scout all over town.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I understand, went well and again, very quick on his feet. Yes,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: the red white and blue, Red white and blue.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: The Calhoun Kenny Calhoun, by the way, Dan doing play
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: by play during a date night doubleheader. That is I
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: mean that to me, like it's those little things when
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: you're listening back to the old clips where you're like,
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: first he's giving out the phone number, which is just
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: funny to me because it's so radio and then you
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: know they're talking and he's like and Hanley Ramirez gruns
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: out to end the game, and Freddy Gonzalez having ready
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: for game two coming up in about an hour and
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: a half, like with like just out of nowhere, Yes,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: I give you one more fake Howard clip that I
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: don't know if it ever got played on the air period.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I think what happened was we recorded this and then
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: decided it wasn't funny enough.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: The Dolphins' rights I think had just been acquired by seven.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: To ninety the ticket and you know that.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: I think we've talked about that, that negotiation and that
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: and what that meant for the radio station.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Good and bad, good and bad.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Good from a branding standpoint, good to have the Dolphins
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: the biggest team in town. Bad, as we discussed, because
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: the inexperience of us at the time overpaid for that
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: for that particular property.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: And so but still, all in all, I would say
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: good we had the Dolphins in our first year as
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: a radio station was crazy. We came up with this idea.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Remember we had done Robot Baseball with Boog and everyone
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: loved it, and so sometimes you want to make a sequel.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: And so we decided to put Boog and Fake Howard
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: in studio and make an audition tape to have them
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: as the two voices for Miami Dolphins football. So it
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: would be Boog Shambi play by play, Fake Howard as
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: the analyst. Sure, and the concept behind this was much
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: like Robot Baseball, We're going to have Boog do something
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: along with Fake Howard this time, and then I'll dress
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: it up with all kinds of sound effects and.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: We'll play this.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: And I think what happened was because there are no
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: sound effects. I think I listened to it the final
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: product and said, even if I dress this up, it's
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: going to fall flat.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: It just doesn't.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: It's not a worthy sequel of Robot Baseball. So this
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: might be I don't know if I ever aired this
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: on the radio show. This may be the first and
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: only time that it'll ever be heard. I'm not certain
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: i've heard it, to be honest with you, Yeah, I
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: don't know. I wasn't certain that I had when I
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: started listening to it, and then I was like, I
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: do remember this.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I just don't remember.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: I know I never completed it, but maybe I did
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: this bit on the radio show where I said, hey,
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: this didn't work, and I'll play for you what we have.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: I will tell you there is one gem of a
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: line in here. It is at the end. It is
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: one of the riskiest jokes that I or Barry whoever
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: wrote it, ever wrote, and it may be the reason
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: that I didn't put it on the air, because it
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: was like, so it's kind of a cringe worthy joke.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: You'll hear it at the end, all right, But here
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: it is. This was the concept of Boog and Fake
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Howard auditioning to call Dolphins games.
• 40:45
  Speaker 7: Book Shanbi along with Fake Howard excited to be part
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: of this Dolphins radio network. Fake, I'm expecting good things
• 40:51
  Speaker 7: out of this Nick Saban led Dolphin team.
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: Well, as you know, Boog, I know a few things
• 40:56
  Speaker 8: about coaching and football and head coaches in particular, and
• 40:59
  Speaker 8: I think this Nick's even as an outstanding football coach.
• 41:01
  Speaker 8: He reminds me a lot of another Dolphins coach, Don Shula.
• 41:04
  Speaker 8: Don was what you'd call an old school type of coach,
• 41:07
  Speaker 8: and Nick Saban certainly reminds me a lot of him. Fake.
• 41:09
  Speaker 7: Have you ever seen a Nick Saban coach football team. No,
• 41:13
  Speaker 7: can't say that I have, but I do like that
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: he's old school all right to offlit football second and
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: long for the fans at they're hown thirty five.
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: Well, that sounds like a fine, fine time for either
• 41:22
  Speaker 8: a bootleg or a waggle plea fake.
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: If you were able to go back into the archives
• 41:27
  Speaker 7: and figure out how you came up with the waggle play,
• 41:30
  Speaker 7: tell me.
• 41:30
  Speaker 8: Well, it's actually an interesting story on that play. I
• 41:33
  Speaker 8: was drawing up a just type of a running play,
• 41:35
  Speaker 8: if you will, where the quarterback would sort of scramble,
• 41:38
  Speaker 8: and one of the grandkids came in with, well, I
• 41:39
  Speaker 8: guess you'd call it a hula hoop, and they would
• 41:41
  Speaker 8: start doing those sorts of I guess those gyrations of sorts.
• 41:44
  Speaker 8: And Beverly came in and said, don't waggle that thing
• 41:48
  Speaker 8: at your grandfather. He's busy working, And I said, waggle,
• 41:50
  Speaker 8: that's an interesting thing, and that became the waggle PLEA.
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: Feely back to pass has a man right side Chris
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: Chambers with the catch at the fifteen and down onto
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: the ten yard line, first in ten for the Miami Dolphins.
• 42:03
  Speaker 7: Fake interested to see what we'll get out of Ricky
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: Williams this year As a pipe smoker yourself, how do
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: you think that affects his game?
• 42:10
  Speaker 8: Well, as you know, Ricky's problem wasn't necessarily that he
• 42:13
  Speaker 8: was a pipe smoker. It's what he was putting in
• 42:16
  Speaker 8: the pipe. I actually think he can use the pipe
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: smoking to his advantage. He would just put tobacco in
• 42:21
  Speaker 8: that pipe instead of the other things that he was smoking.
• 42:23
  Speaker 8: That way, he can create a plume of smoke while
• 42:26
  Speaker 8: he's running down the field. And basically he could get
• 42:29
  Speaker 8: lost in that smoke and run for a touchdown. So
• 42:31
  Speaker 8: you're looking at it more from the distraction point of view, Yes, absolutely,
• 42:35
  Speaker 8: more of a weapon, if you will, an offensive weapon,
• 42:37
  Speaker 8: almost like in wrestling. If you remember the Great Kamala.
• 42:40
  Speaker 8: He would create smoke and it would work to his advantage.
• 42:42
  Speaker 8: I think the same thing could happen for Ricky.
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: And now fourth and seven from the Dolphins thirty two,
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: here comes the punting team.
• 42:48
  Speaker 8: Well, Boog, I think this would be an excellent opportunity
• 42:51
  Speaker 8: for a humble Rooski or a punt Rooski. As you'll remember,
• 42:54
  Speaker 8: Nebraska used this against Us in the Orange Bowl back
• 42:57
  Speaker 8: in eighty four, with Dean steang Kuehler running the Fumski
• 43:00
  Speaker 8: play for a touchdown. I'm a huge fan of all Rooskies,
• 43:04
  Speaker 8: fumble Rooskies, punt Rouskies, the Boris ELTs In, pavel Bury,
• 43:08
  Speaker 8: the Yakov Smirnov, you know, pretty much all Rooskies.
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: Boog, must have been really difficult when the Cold War
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: ended for.
• 43:14
  Speaker 8: You, Yes it was.
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: But that's where the pipe once again would kick in
• 43:17
  Speaker 7: and would warm me up. Here's the snap and the
• 43:19
  Speaker 7: kick is away. A beautiful punt nice hangtime. This will
• 43:23
  Speaker 7: give a chance for the Dolphin defense to do some
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: damage and get the offense back out on the field.
• 43:28
  Speaker 8: Boob, The only way this defense is going to do
• 43:30
  Speaker 8: any damage is if they're at one of those all
• 43:32
  Speaker 8: you can eat Chinese boufis that Larry Chester looks like
• 43:36
  Speaker 8: he could polish off some meg rules?
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: Fake, It'll be interesting to see what we get out
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: of run and carry this season, don't you think.
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: Well, if you say so, Fake.
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: Howard, are you a Gus Farat or an aj feely guy?
• 43:47
  Speaker 8: Well, to me, they're both terrible, to be honest with you, Boob.
• 43:49
  Speaker 8: One of them throws like Beverly and the other one
• 43:52
  Speaker 8: throws like the Schmoe using his opposite arm. And what
• 43:54
  Speaker 8: kind of a name is Gus? Anyway? Fake?
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: When you were coaching, did you ever see a receiver
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: with a body like David Boston?
• 44:01
  Speaker 8: Well, I am coaching, by the way, still coaching. But
• 44:04
  Speaker 8: when I was at the University of Miami, we had
• 44:06
  Speaker 8: Eddie Brown and Stanley Shakespeare, who were two fine wide receivers.
• 44:09
  Speaker 8: But when I think of wide receivers with a body,
• 44:12
  Speaker 8: the only name that comes to mind is a Ray Caruth.
• 44:14
  Speaker 7: All right, this one in the books here at Dolphins Stadium,
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: as did Dolphins go down to defeat to the Pittsburgh Steelers,
• 44:21
  Speaker 7: John Shamby alongside Fake Howard and coach Any final thoughts.
• 44:25
  Speaker 8: No, just that I'm looking forward to a fine, fine
• 44:27
  Speaker 8: season with you, Bob, And I don't know if this
• 44:30
  Speaker 8: is going to get us the job or not. I
• 44:31
  Speaker 8: don't know who's evaluating the talent. If it's going to
• 44:34
  Speaker 8: be that Rick Spilman. I think you and I are
• 44:36
  Speaker 8: going to be spending a lot of sundays together in
• 44:38
  Speaker 8: Dolphins Stadium, and I look forward to that.
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: All Right, there you have it for Fake Howard. I'm
• 44:41
  Speaker 7: Boog Shammy once again. The final score Steelers over the Dolphins,
• 44:45
  Speaker 7: seventeen to fourteen, and we'll look forward to talking to
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: you here on the Dolphins Radio Network, Beverly.
• 44:51
  Speaker 8: The pipe is on its way home.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: A couple observations there, because I don't think that ever
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: made the air.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Oh go, you could.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: See it's got the same cadence as robot baseball. Yes, right,
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Boog doing actual calls, but then interspersing comedic stuff in,
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: and then when there's a little comedy one liner, the
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: punch is Boog going right back to announcing as if
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: nothing out of the ordinary had just happened. So the
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: cadence is there, but it pales in comparison to robot Baseball.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: It would have been a bad sequel. It would have
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: been a bad sequel. The Ray Caruth joke at the.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: End is wild. He would no, No, that is one written.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: I can tell which of those jokes are written. There's
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: a few that are written that is. I don't know
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: if I wrote it, Barry wrote it, Dan wrote it.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Like that is a wild joke. Talking about David Boston
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: had an unbelievably ripped body.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: You'd never seen a receiver like him before.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: And for fake Howard to say the only wide receiver
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: I can think of with a body is Ray Carruth
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: is wild.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Do you know the Ray Caruth story? Taylor, Yeah, Charlotte, Oh.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, yeah, Like that's wild joke.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I mean that may have been why I didn't.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Air it, like like like like I heard like the
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: fundamental like the seed. The idea was a good idea,
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: the execution was actually pretty decent.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised that never made it to air, Like you weren't.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised that you weren't intrigued enough to kind of
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: have them do it again and again and again until you.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Because I think, you know, robot Baseball was so well
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: received that I was just like, no matter how good
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: this is, because maybe it's good, it's not robot Baseball good.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: And so I always had to try to gauge things off.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: How's Dan going to react to it after it plays?
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Of course, because.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: If he poo poos it after it's done, that's it.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: It's got no legs after that. Yes, And if he
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: embraces it, that's the greatest thing, which he did with
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: robot Baseball, everyone kind of falls into line.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: And I just think I got to the point where.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: I was and maybe even played it for someone or
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: played it for Dan, and someone.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Said, what is with the Raka ruth joke? Are you
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: out of your fucking mind? No, but I think you're right.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: I think we hit it out of the park the
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: first time we went into the booth and tried to
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: do something with play by play.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: That was Robot Baseball at Boog and it was so.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Good that everything else would pale in comparison afterwards. So, man, craziness,
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: all right, that's gonna wrap things up for this podcast.
• 47:33
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna put hopefully if I get some video of
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: fake Howard today at lunch, Taylor will be able to
• 47:47
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• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Radio Mark Hackman, uh hauk. Just quickly.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: The other thing I was thinking throughout the entirety of
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: that clip is, and I don't I don't know if
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: people know this or if we've discussed it, is how
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: good Boob would have been as the.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Voice of the Dolphins.
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  Speaker 3: That's the guy we wanted to booth when we got
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: the rights the Dolphins.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: One of the biggest misses in Dolphins history.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, literally one of the biggest misses.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: He is the voice of the Chicago Cubs now, which
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: is right, I mean, one of the marquee jobs in.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: All of sports broadcasting. He calls the World Series on
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: ESPN Radio, but.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: He wasn't good enough for the Dolphins local AM radio.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Gig with that was I mean, Sefie did Jimmy Seffalo
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  Speaker 2: have a nickname. I got to do three nicknames to
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: get you out of here. Yes, sefiees was it Sefie?
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Well that's what Joe Rose calls him.
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  Speaker 8: Big dog.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: You listen to that, huh? But to the games? Yeah,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Let me give you three nicknames. This went long anyway,
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: so let me make these easy. So Jimmy the Jet,
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: Jimmy Sepalo was Jimmy the Jet.
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  Speaker 1: Really, get out of here. Wow? Did he have speed? No,
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  Speaker 1: I mean he must have. He was receiver?
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  Speaker 3: Right, it was jacket, you know now thinking back to
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: it like early Eightiesephalo did have some speed.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: He did.
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  Speaker 2: He was He was a good wide receiver. Listen, you
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: make it to the NFL, you're a world class athlete.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: It doesn't mean you're gonna be a world class play
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: by play guy.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, all right, three nicknames to get out of here.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: Reggie White, the Minister of Defense, very good, Dion Sanders prime,
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: prime time or Neon Dion. I would have accepted. Coach Bryant,
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Jerome bettis the bus.
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  Speaker 1: All right, give these easy ones.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Come on, everybody, have a great afternoon. I'm gonna go
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: dine with Fake.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Howard, who's going to have a better afternoon than you?
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: I mean Sam Snead, my God, has promised on the
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: podcast Lunch with Fake Howard.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, what do you have to say?
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you what I have to say.
• 50:20
  Speaker 8: I have to say, I'm a delicious looks like a
• 50:22
  Speaker 8: grilled chicken sandwich here. Which is I see what you've got,
• 50:25
  Speaker 8: but you've worn up me is you've gone with the
• 50:27
  Speaker 8: barbacoop sauce.
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  Speaker 1: You see.
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  Speaker 8: That's a cool, that's a quality move right there
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  Speaker 1: With Stu Gotts and Hawkman