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124: My Last Day with Bill Lawrence and Christa Miller · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: There he is very is how's it going everybody?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 3: Look, Dan and Joelle have both changed up their backgrounds,
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  Speaker 3: and you appear to have a dress case you might
• 0:11
  Speaker 3: wear today hanging.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: No, what's that dress for you?
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  Speaker 1: It's not for me? First of all, hold on, how
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  Speaker 1: are you?
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  Speaker 3: I miss you?
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: No, well you don't because you started off with some
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: type of rude shit.
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  Speaker 3: You know what was rude about saying, is Casey gonna
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  Speaker 3: wear that dress that's hanging?
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  Speaker 1: It's a very When I said she wasn't gonna wear
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  Speaker 1: that today, you automatically asked if it was for me?
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  Speaker 1: Right now? I am one who doesn't mind dress is
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  Speaker 1: hanging in the background. You, however, seem to have a
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  Speaker 1: phobia of it.
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  Speaker 3: I think my point was in the spirit you're dress
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  Speaker 3: a phobia, in the spirit of everyone changing their backgrounds.
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  Speaker 3: All three of you have a new background, and you
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  Speaker 3: do not. You're not drinking coffee.
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: I've turned over a new leaf. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you know this, but it's.
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  Speaker 3: Time for another leaf. What leaf did you turn over
• 1:08
  Speaker 3: this morning?
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  Speaker 1: I've turned forty six? Yes, Donald, thank you, everyone, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: This will get wearing late. Everyone but Donald's birthday was
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  Speaker 3: the twenty second.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and I turned forty six years old. And I
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  Speaker 1: want to thank everybody for all the love that you've
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  Speaker 1: given me. And I want to say to all my
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  Speaker 1: fans out there that listen to the podcast and all
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  Speaker 1: of Zach's fans that listen to the podcast, it's working.
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  Speaker 1: Come join the dark side. Oh yeah, combine strength, we
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: can rule this galaxy.
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  Speaker 3: I saw a lot of talk on my Instagram about
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  Speaker 3: how how everyone needs to follow Donald and some girl
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  Speaker 3: wrote you need to help Donald get more followers because
• 1:52
  Speaker 3: he quote caught feelings or something like that. I thought
• 1:55
  Speaker 3: that was a funny. Did you catch feelings?
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  Speaker 1: Who doesn't catch? I always catch, always catch feelings?
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  Speaker 3: You got feeling about it? By the way, your wife
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  Speaker 3: slid into my DMS today because she was not happy
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  Speaker 3: with the picture I posted a view. It's an old picture,
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  Speaker 3: by the way, obviously, because we're lying on a chaise
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  Speaker 3: lounge together and it's we're in quarantine. But Donald was
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  Speaker 3: during one of his heavier periods and his wife slid
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  Speaker 3: into my DMS to be like, why are you posting
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  Speaker 3: that picture of top? She said?
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  Speaker 1: She said to me, she said, did you see the
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  Speaker 1: picture of Zach posted. I was like, yeah. She was
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  Speaker 1: like he couldn't crop anything.
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  Speaker 3: That's what she said. She said, you couldn't get a friend,
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  Speaker 3: he couldn't and do some cropping.
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  Speaker 1: He couldn't have cropped that. I was like, crap. What
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: she was like your belly?
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  Speaker 3: Oh shit, Well, I didn't know. I love you so much.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't notice that you were in that picture having
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  Speaker 3: a large belly. Time. I thought you looked.
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  Speaker 1: Very handsome and thank you very much wife.
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  Speaker 3: Your wife was like crop that ship?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, and and and you know, I I think
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  Speaker 1: everyone out there deserves someone like I have. I have
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  Speaker 1: a wonderful woman who uh is very supportive and takes
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  Speaker 1: care of situations that I might be a little bit
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  Speaker 1: uh you know, apprehensive to no, no, no, yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Instead of me being like, well why did Zach post
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  Speaker 1: that and get upset at Zach, I'll stay away from
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  Speaker 1: the confrontation and the conflict. Whereas my wife's like, no, no, no,
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: we ain't letting that shit slide. What's what's what's Zach's number?
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  Speaker 1: And she will call you on. She's like the.
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  Speaker 3: Mom, I know some people that are very gifted at photoshop.
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  Speaker 3: If you want, I could I could take off some
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  Speaker 3: pounds from that picture for you.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I like, I mean, I think all
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  Speaker 1: of me is beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: Can an extra I could paint in abs?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I think I think all Like I said,
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  Speaker 1: all of me is beautiful, even the extra. Just ask
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  Speaker 1: my wife.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's funny that we're starting off a little
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  Speaker 3: bit confrontational because in this episode, do you remember what happened?
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  Speaker 3: We got in a fight. We got in probably our
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  Speaker 3: first fight.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember when.
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  Speaker 3: This was during the lasso thing in the ICU fantasy.
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  Speaker 1: Because I was pulling you too hard.
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  Speaker 3: Told me way too hard.
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  Speaker 1: And screamed like a like, no, don't say I got
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  Speaker 1: hurt because you were fucking really legit.
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  Speaker 3: Yanking me across the ground with your.
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  Speaker 1: Lasso and you were like, don't pull me so hard.
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  Speaker 3: No, And then we got in a fight, and I
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  Speaker 3: think the rest of that scene we're like not speaking
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  Speaker 3: to each other.
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  Speaker 1: Really, you don't remember this.
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  Speaker 3: When I watched this episode, I went, oh, that was
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  Speaker 3: like our first time we got in a legit argument.
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  Speaker 3: And then we had to like do the rest of
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  Speaker 3: the scene, I think, and we were did.
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  Speaker 1: We make up before the rap party? Because right After
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  Speaker 1: this we moved to New York together.
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  Speaker 3: We must have dude. I think it was like a
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  Speaker 3: few day TIFFs. We had a few day TIFFs.
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  Speaker 1: What have you been doing with your time? You went
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  Speaker 1: away for a bit? What did you do?
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  Speaker 3: The gall and I went to Joshua Tree to get
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  Speaker 3: out to go to the desert.
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  Speaker 1: Did you get out? Did you see anything? Did you
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  Speaker 1: see rattlesnakes?
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  Speaker 3: We saw lots of bunnies. I think they're bunnies. Hairs
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  Speaker 3: are large, right, I didn't know if it was a
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  Speaker 3: hair or a bunny. I think it was a bunny.
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  Speaker 1: I think a hair is really large and bunnies are
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  Speaker 1: really tin. I don't know. Man, there's jack rabbits too
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  Speaker 1: that are.
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  Speaker 3: Listen the puppy. Everywhere the puppy went, it was getting
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  Speaker 3: cactus thorns. Are they thorns in a cactus? Yes? All
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  Speaker 3: over its paws. So we didn't know what to do.
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  Speaker 3: So we got baby socks and we put the baby
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  Speaker 3: socks on the puppy, but the baby socks kept falling off,
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  Speaker 3: so then we got rubber bands and tied them around
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  Speaker 3: the top of the baby socks so their booties would
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  Speaker 3: stay on the dog's paws.
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  Speaker 1: Did it cut the circulation off of the dogs.
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  Speaker 3: We're not idiots, dude. It wasn't like super tight, but
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  Speaker 3: we did it so the socks wouldn't fall off. So
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  Speaker 3: then the dog is running around with four little babies
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  Speaker 3: ox on because we must have done Oh man, it
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  Speaker 3: was You can't bring a dog to Joshua Tree, or
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  Speaker 3: if you can, you're more experienced dog owner than we are.
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  Speaker 3: The dog couldn't figure it out. We couldn't figure it out.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, so you took you you brought your kid on
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  Speaker 1: vacation with you.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty much, Yeah, that's what you do.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you could have kindled the dog and then no.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, well I don't mind a kennel for an
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  Speaker 3: older dog. This is I mean, especially the kennel we
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  Speaker 3: go do is like they run around and they're and
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  Speaker 3: they're free and they're not like caged, and I'm down
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  Speaker 3: with that. But but more often than not, I would
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  Speaker 3: sooner get a house sitter, some a friend of mine too,
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  Speaker 3: or my my assistant to stay here and and take
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  Speaker 3: care of the dog here. But we it's our baby,
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  Speaker 3: so we you know, you wouldn't want to leave your newborn.
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  Speaker 3: It's like our newborn. So we brought it to the desert.
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  Speaker 3: But it was a mistake because now I know in hindsight,
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  Speaker 3: they sell like legit dog boots.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you need to get your dogs some elevens man
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  Speaker 1: some Jordan eleven and that'd.
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  Speaker 3: Be so funny. By the way, if they made dog Jordan's,
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  Speaker 3: I would get or dog easies.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean the easies might be a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more expensive than the Jordan elevens.
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  Speaker 3: You know, dog easies would be hilarious. I would if
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  Speaker 3: anyone makes those on like Etsy, I'll take them. But yeah, no,
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  Speaker 3: they'd make legit dog booties. But we didn't have those,
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  Speaker 3: so we we we Jerry rigged some baby socks, made
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  Speaker 3: a trick to a giant Walmart. We gloved up and
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  Speaker 3: masked up and went into like the biggest Walmart.
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  Speaker 1: So what is the deal? I thought you didn't necessarily
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  Speaker 1: need to glove up anymore.
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  Speaker 3: I don't. I'm just I'm just I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 3: be as serious. You know, cases are spiking here in California,
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  Speaker 3: so I'm trying to be as serious as possible.
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  Speaker 1: But is it okay? This is what I read, and
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  Speaker 1: I could be wrong, Dan Joel, please jump in if
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  Speaker 1: I am wrong. And if I'm right, jump in as well.
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  Speaker 1: But I was under the impression that a lot of
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  Speaker 1: the spike that we're having in California, this all could
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  Speaker 1: be propaganda, are delayed tests that have finally come in,
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  Speaker 1: and that we're testing more people than most states, and
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  Speaker 1: so because of that.
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  Speaker 3: But the President is broadcasting that.
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  Speaker 1: No, I wasn't. I didn't get this from the President.
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  Speaker 1: I got this from California. Actually, the president's broadcasting, yes,
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  Speaker 1: that we are getting spikes because of our testing situation.
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  Speaker 1: But California, from what I was told, was we had,
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  Speaker 1: at least from what I heard from Newsom and what
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  Speaker 1: I heard from Garcetti and all of that stuff like that,
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  Speaker 1: is that we had flattened the curve and we were climbing.
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  Speaker 1: But we were climbing because more tests were coming in.
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  Speaker 3: Well, let's test Dan, He's very knowledgeable.
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  Speaker 4: Dan, you honor me. You know, we are definitely. Donald
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  Speaker 4: is certainly right that as we test more, we are
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  Speaker 4: seeing more positive cases. I think the measure of wearing
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  Speaker 4: gloves at places like the supermarket, I think is not
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  Speaker 4: necessarily over As you know, you're bringing your germs out
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  Speaker 4: into the world, and who knows how many of those
• 9:04
  Speaker 4: cans someone has already touched, et cetera. I mean, I
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  Speaker 4: think all safety measures are good. The best one you
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  Speaker 4: can take is not touching your face before you come
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  Speaker 4: back and wash your hands, and yeah right that We wash.
• 9:15
  Speaker 3: Our stuff too when we go to the grocery store.
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm here.
• 9:18
  Speaker 3: We we spray and wash everything down because you don't
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  Speaker 3: know if someone with COVID took that off the shelf
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  Speaker 3: and was like, oh, I don't need it, and then
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  Speaker 3: you grabbed it exactly.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But the but from what I heard, from what the
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  Speaker 1: CDC said, and from what a lot of doctors said,
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  Speaker 1: it's not necessary. You can't necessarily get it from surface contact.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: It has to be it droplets and airborne. From what
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  Speaker 1: I understand, I.
• 9:40
  Speaker 3: Don't know if that's true.
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe this is what the CDC is saying.
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: I know, but don't be fucking steering our listeners wrong, because.
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: You're like, I'm not staring anybody. I'm not steering anybody wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying what I heard. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: What about Djokovic. Huh, what about Djokovic?
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  Speaker 1: I know Djokovic got that ship, dude.
• 9:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because he's fucking partying with his like and doing
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: like sweaty chest to chest hugs.
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: Really do you saw this for you know this for
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  Speaker 1: a fact.
• 10:04
  Speaker 3: I read this on the interwebs that he there's video
• 10:07
  Speaker 3: of him raging at like some I think it was
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  Speaker 3: a Croatian tennis tournament. And then at that tournament they
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  Speaker 3: were doing like after the match, like sweaty naked chest
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  Speaker 3: to chest hugs. Wow, and now he's out. He's about
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  Speaker 3: to start a tournament, right Dan. Was it the French openers?
• 10:24
  Speaker 3: I think so?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he can't ship. He got there, he got that ship.
• 10:28
  Speaker 3: Now are they here? I don't want to upset Bill.
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: Are they in the room?
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: Can't hear you?
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: Damn new mic Ironically the tech wizard can't figure out
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  Speaker 3: his new fucking MinC. It's okay, let's have a party.
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: It's the final episode of season one. Hey, I love
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  Speaker 3: that she's representing.
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  Speaker 1: Hi got how Charlotte Lawrence.
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: You're representing with your Charlotte Lawrence merch always Now to
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  Speaker 3: remind our listeners, when COVID began, Christa told Bill that
• 11:12
  Speaker 3: he would be She set up a guest room in
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: the house and she said, Bill, that's your office. You're
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: allowed to come out for lunch. But you worked there
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: nine to five, now, right, Bill.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think she was even comfortable with the idea
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  Speaker 5: of me venturing out to do this together, so I
• 11:29
  Speaker 5: still have to stay down in here.
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  Speaker 6: Well, Bill wanted to be in my office together doing it,
• 11:37
  Speaker 6: which would have been squashed and he would have stopped
• 11:39
  Speaker 6: hugged me, so I said, no, he's got to go downstairs.
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  Speaker 1: We were hoping to get a stop hugg on this.
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  Speaker 3: Listen. I want to tell you that, Bill, this is
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  Speaker 3: so annoying to me because it involves shit that you've said.
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  Speaker 3: But they sent us, you know, merch options for the podcast,
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  Speaker 3: and there's like one hug that says stop hug. There's
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: another mug that says five to six seven eight. I'm like,
• 12:04
  Speaker 3: this is all the fucking Bill's jokes.
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  Speaker 5: Here's the this is the real I appreciate this. The
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  Speaker 5: five six seven eights. I think that's funny and that
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  Speaker 5: doesn't count as one Dan, but I am the boss
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  Speaker 5: of this show.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't even get into two minutes of the podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Wanted to be the first one to do the song
• 12:31
  Speaker 5: before the song, so the but what but what bums
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  Speaker 5: me out is that stop hug is a real and
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  Speaker 5: cherished thing, and now it's a joke that's out there,
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  Speaker 5: and I don't like that at all.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: I don't like other people joke.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's I think it's important in our relationship, and
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  Speaker 5: I think that you secretly love it.
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  Speaker 7: No, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: So a second. Let me think this straight, Krista, if
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  Speaker 1: stop hug was to go away forever, you would be happy.
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  Speaker 8: I'd be good myself.
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  Speaker 3: I found myself recently wanting a hug from my girlfriend
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  Speaker 3: and when she was busy, and I kind of tried
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  Speaker 3: to do a stop hug and she was not a
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: fan of the stop hug because she was making dinner.
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  Speaker 3: But I was like, mine, can I have a stop hug?
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  Speaker 2: You guys can talk. You guys can all talk about
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: stop hugs going away as if that's a real thing.
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  Speaker 2: But it's like a fake premise. They're never going.
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  Speaker 5: Away and they will they will always always be part
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  Speaker 5: of my and my wife's life.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, you know you know who loves the stop You
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: know who loves a stop hug. Case Cobb loves to
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  Speaker 1: stop really Yeah? Yeah, yeah, so I can get I
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  Speaker 1: mean she she, I take it back. There are times
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  Speaker 1: where I'm like, let's hug, and she gives me the
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  Speaker 1: face like, goddamn it, we just did that ship five
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  Speaker 1: minutes ago.
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  Speaker 2: But Donald, Donald, those are the best stop hugs man.
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  Speaker 3: That is.
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  Speaker 1: When she when she rolls her eyes right before we hug.
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  Speaker 3: I am so excited.
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  Speaker 9: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, thinking about it nothing better than when you know
• 14:08
  Speaker 5: for sure they don't want it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, we can go into a longer discussion about boundaries,
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  Speaker 6: but perhaps it's not something we want to address.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think people want to do that on
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  Speaker 2: a fun podcast.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: I think you guys are a very adorable couple because
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: you keep it fresh. You have a little bit of
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: a bickery banter, but you very much love each other.
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  Speaker 5: That is true, Yes, and that was nice to say
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: a little bit of a bickery banter.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: I love well. I've been on I've been on vacation
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  Speaker 3: with you guys, so I know that at times it
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: might peak a little higher.
• 14:46
  Speaker 6: And then I get and then usually when it peaks,
• 14:48
  Speaker 6: I get a talking to from Zach.
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like their therapist when we're on vacation. I'll
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: be like, guys, guys, guys. Both of my parents were therapists.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: Let me let me do a little work on you to.
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: Tag in.
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  Speaker 2: Hey Donald, belated happy birthday buddy, Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Brother, thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm forty six
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: years old now.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: You're a young looking man. Just to know that I.
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  Speaker 1: Will accept and receive that, thank you very much.
• 15:15
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: We had. I had a great day yesterday. The day
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: before my birthday was Father's Day. So I've had two
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: days in a row of just straight up appreciation from
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: my family, even if they were faking it. Even if
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: it was fake. Becau wasn't real, It's still warmed my
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  Speaker 1: heart for two days. And I knew it was fake
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: when at midnight when I was like trying to, you know,
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: say good night to the wife, she was like, ah,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: I'm going to bed, And I was like, I guess
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: birthday's over. Huh, yeah, said it's over.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: You know how you know what you just said.
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  Speaker 5: Even if it fakes, even if it's fake, it still
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  Speaker 5: feels great.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Not unlike a stop hug.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Not like a stophugg, Not unlike a stophug. I've learned.
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  Speaker 1: I've learned to appreciate the annoyed because I know underneath
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  Speaker 1: all of that there is love. So you know what
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  Speaker 1: I will accept receive.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Well, I want you guys to know the level of
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: Casey's love of Bill and Christa that I posted a
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: really beautiful shot of Donald and I today on my
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Instagram and it was it's an old picture obviously because
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: we're lying next to you.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Sorry, oh my god.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: And Christy is the CHRISTI is the person in my
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: life who corrects that the most. And I'm nervous. I
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: find myself when I'm about to use the and me
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: or and I around Kristap being nervous, be like which one.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: That's a hard one? That's a hard No.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Christ has a trick, Christa, do you teach the audience
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: your trick? Because I never learned this in school.
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: Well, if you're saying a picture with me, then you
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: wouldn't say with I right right now.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: But you told me. You told me a thing where
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: you remove the other person and you just and you
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: just say how you would say it if you were
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: just saying with me or with I.
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: But you said, there's a cute picture of Donald and me.
• 17:01
  Speaker 7: There's a cute picture of me.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: I see there you go, So I just removed Donald
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: and I go, there's a cute picture of me. I
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: wouldn't say there's a cute picture of I.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Chris, But do you always have to go
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: with Donald first? Can you say there's a cute picture
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: of me and Donald?
• 17:18
  Speaker 7: No, okay, that's incorrect as well.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: There's a cute picture of Donald and me I put
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: on Instagram, and it's old and Donald is a little hefty.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: And wait, hold on, now, hold on if you are, you're.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: A hefty in the Picture's unacceptable. Some of the some
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: of the comments has said things like how many months
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: is Donald? That kind of thing? And I because I
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: thought he looked cute, I thought he looked adorable, Like
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: I know, I'm sure you guys have this as a
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: married couple. Donald, I have to say, like, oh, I
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: thought you looked cute. I hate that picture of me.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: How dare you pose that.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: We have it?
• 17:52
  Speaker 7: You'll look cute in the picture.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Do I think I look cute?
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: No?
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Exactly, I look cute.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, of course, of course he looks cute. That's why
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: he posted it.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Donald.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Kristen would post a picture of me shirtless and four
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: hundred pounds overweight and vomit all over my.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Chest if she thought she looked cute at it.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like me as a monster behind them.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: It's like all of those it's like all of those
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: ladies that have the picture of them and the baby
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: and the baby's not even looking and it's kind of like,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: you know, got woozy face, but they look great and
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: they go, oh, look at the cute little baby, and
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: it's like, not even post for the baby.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like that.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: And Casey got mad at your ass or what.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: No, So Casey slid into my DMS and was like,
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: you couldn't have cropped him. And I just thought it
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: was funny because it was like a good wife looking
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: out for her husband's belly.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: It makes me love Casey even more. Man, by the way,
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: that's that's another just idyllic couple. Donald, Man, you found
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: you found the right one there. That's a fucking rock star.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: She does love me. Man.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: I'm very lucky, but you are. You're both perfect couples.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: You both are examples in my life. And I'm not
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: just saying this because you're on the phone of being
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: the perfect ying yang for each other. You're both couples.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: The men and women are very different from each other,
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: very different, but compliment each other perfectly.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: I think I thought it poetic that Kristal walked away during.
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: That No, no, no, I just wanted to show Zachi a
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: picture of he took.
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: Of Sarah Chalk and myself. That is so cute. How
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: cute is that?
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: That's from the Bahamassamamas.
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and you took it with my camera.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: We were just talking about this whole camera situation that
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: went on during the Scrubs run. Did you have Were
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: you a big camera fanatic before Brendan Fraser showed up Krista.
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: Yes, I was.
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: I Brendan and I bonded over the over cameras.
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: But yeah, I had.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: My mom's third husband was a photographer. I was often taking.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: With you guys laughing because she's at third husband.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm laughing because I'm uncomfortable much. Bill started laughing.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: I was like, I bet a laugh too.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: So don't know why you will get married a third time? Like,
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: don't you just don't get married? You try it twice
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: and if it if it's not for you, just stop
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: getting married. Why can't you are.
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: Their fourth husband?
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Now that one took though, that one took, Yeah, no, yeah,
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: that one's going all right.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: So continue continued anyway, So.
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so, and I've always and then I stuck to
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: film because I think it's the most beautiful. And then
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: anytime I was modeling or you know, doing any shoots,
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: I would talk to the photographer and buddy up to
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: them and have them teach me tricks and techniques.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: With stoggvery plus, Zach was a nerd. Brandon was Donald.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: I never did it. You never did it.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: No, I never did it.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: We had we had Brandon on and Donald said something.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Like, no, we had Shae or when when she had.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Chase Rana on And we were talking about Brendan's first
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: episode with the camera and he Donald was like, why
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: do I have so many polaroid pictures of myself? And
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: I explained to him that Brendan got you and I
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: into old school polaroid photography.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and also Brendan you got me. Like Brendan, I mean,
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: I've just gotten back in time with photography. My cameras
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: just are bigger and clunkier than they were before because
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: I used the old school ones. But Brendan and I
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: used to go into his dark room. He hit a
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: dark room in his house when he used to live
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: in California, which I loved, and I used to go
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: over there like once a week and we used to
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: sit in there for hours. And it made me realize
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: that Bill would never let me have a dark room
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: here because he would never see me.
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: I mean, I would just go in there for Wow.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: It's also hard to stop hug on the red lights
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: of the dark I.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Have a question, is it because you would be experimenting
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: with different exposures or or I mean, I can't imagine
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: that you take that many pictures that you're going to
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: just develop everything, like you know what I mean after
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: you look at the contact sheet? Is it like? I
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: know that some people go into the darkment and then
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: they try to create a formula of dip and all
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: of that stuff where the pictures come out a little
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: different and everything like that. Is that what it is?
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there's great techniques to.
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: Printing film in a dark room that you are messing
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: with the exposures and with the shadows and trying to
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: bring maybe a picture with a little under exposed when
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: you shot it and then you try to fix it
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: in the dark room.
• 22:32
  Speaker 7: Things you can do digitally now easily.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: It was a lot of fun.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: It was a lot of fun doing. I got into
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: photography in high school because we had a photography class
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: in high school, and I learned about the dark room,
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: and I just thought it was so much fun. Now,
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: of course everyone just does it digitally, but it was
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: a really fun thing to be experimenting with and doing.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: I loved it too.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: Did you three all call each other and say we
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: should make sure we start by talking about something that
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: Bill doesn't know anything about, so he.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Doesn't talk all the time.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Know nothing about this. I know nothing about this. I'm
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: just trying to figure out how you know where it
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: all stemmed from, because Zach believes it stemmed from Brendan.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: He believes that that was the beginning of more than me.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Zach, No, no, no, Donald's not remembering anyone. I said
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: that christ and I were both hobbyists, and then Brendan
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: brought the world of old school polaroids into our lives.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: I wanted to tell you that that Krista and Bill
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Kristin knows they love cameras of all types. And I
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: went over to their house for Christmas, and I was
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: very excited about the present that I had gotten them.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: I had found them these really really cool Japanese slippers,
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: and they were they were cool. I thought they were cool.
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: And then.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Christa said, here's the present from me and Bill. Mind you,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: I hadn't given them the slippers yet, and I open
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: it up and it is the most gorgeous antique medium
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: format camera that is like priceless and vintage and special works.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Not only can you use it, but you'd also like
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: put it on your mantlepiece. And uh. And I'm like,
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking in my head, holy fuck, I bought them slippers.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: Presence always thank you if it makes you, if it
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: makes you feel any better.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: I didn't know what we got you until you opened.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: That's funny. That's why you know what?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Before we go any further.
• 24:31
  Speaker 10: Stories that show we made about a bunch of dogs
• 24:37
  Speaker 10: and nurses, and he.
• 24:40
  Speaker 11: Said, here's the stories.
• 24:42
  Speaker 10: Nets, So gather here, yeather here.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Now we're in. Now, we're in. Now listen. We've been
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: doing this for a full season. Guys. We we did
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: not know this would be popular, and it's so fun
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: that it is. But we could Donald and I couldn't
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: think of a better way to and the first season
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: of it than to have you two on. Of course,
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: because you're both so funny and also, of course Bill,
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: this is your baby. And thirdly, we thought we might
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: get you guys bickering, which is always good radio.
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, always thank you and congratulations loving it.
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: It makes me happy than you.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: I listen as a fan and I think, uh, not
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: only do I love you know, revisiting a show that
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: I like you guys, I've almost forgotten all of it,
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: But listening to you guys live out your friendship in
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: real time on here, it gives me great joy.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: It's super fun.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: None of this would be possible if it wasn't for you.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: So more than anything, thank you, man, Please thank you.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: We as we always thank you for the show, but
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: we we we probably never thank you for the friendship
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: that you instilled inspired whatever the correct word is. And
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: uh and that's that's that's the gift that keeps on giving.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: My our our our love for each other was born
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: when when you thought we did the best job in
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: the audition room. Even though we know now that Donald
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: fucked up. I could be sitting here doing a podcast
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: with dou lay Hill.
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: I have a question to you and donaldver bicker.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: We were just so funny. We were just talking that
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: before you guys got on. Bill. You probably don't know
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: this because you weren't there. You were in the writer's room.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: But this episode is one of the first times I
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: remember getting in a fight with Donald when we were
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: doing the stunt where he last thows me in the
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: ICU and pulls me. Donald of course got very excited
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: and uh and and pulled me like legitimately hard across
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: that floor and it fucking hurt and uh and then
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: he wasn't apologetic and we got in a fight. And
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: the rest of the no.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: A fight, we got into an argument. I would have
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: whipped your ass if you were to put your hands
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: on Let's give me one.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: I didn't mean to imply that we got in a
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: fist fight. We got in an argument, and then the
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: rest of the episode we're like, the rest of that scene,
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: we're like, we'ren't speaking to each other. So that scene
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: has played out in silent treatment.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Dude, what's the longest that we've gone without talking to
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: each other because of a fight? What's the longest? Oh,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: probably a week, couple of no, a couple of months, dude.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Casey, Casey. Whenever we get in a fight, Casey usually
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: becomes the the arbitrator and works it out. She becomes
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: our couple's therapists.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: It's very interesting.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: I want, I want to be.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: My problem is I think Christa could go years without
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: talking to me, and I'm always like, I'll match her stubbornness,
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: and I fold after about six minutes.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Please please, please love me again.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: I hate I hate being in an argument with either
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: a friend or a partner. I just like that that awkward,
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: like angrily making a sandwich in the kitchen. It's rowing
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: down the peanut butter knife.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: I don't by the way, you reference one of the
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: moments I thought was really funny on the show.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Not to take it to the show, but.
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: That that universal concept of not wanting to get in
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: another couple's fight and getting dragged back into it. And
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: then what I I, since I watched all these having
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: forgotten him too, when I see you hand it to
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Aloma to nurse Roberts. Yeah, and she and she gets
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: pulled back, but much more comfortably on her back.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: On her back, I think, like on a skateboard or something,
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: because if you floating, she's floating like several inches above
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: the girl.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: I think the grips made Aloma her own Dolly. Yes,
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Maloma's not going to get dragged real for real by
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Donald and uh and get in a fight with him.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: No, there's no silent treatment there. How how long would
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: a real fight between you two last?
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: If it was physical? Donald, do you think Zach even
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: holds his own for a couple of seconds?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I think his cardio is way better than mine now,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: so I'd have to hand it. I'd have to end
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: it quickly because if I didn't, I would get tired,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: and then his little taps would turn into hard punches.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: That's bullshit, listen, Donald and I, Well, true, dude, we
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: used to bull true. I've never heard the expression bull true.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: We used to get in play fights and you know,
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: just like you know for ten boxing, and I would
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: feel beaten up even by that within seconds, because I'd
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: like throw a fake punch, then he'd block it and
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: then come with the other hand. I'd be like, oh,
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: I'd be knocked out by that. Let's get into the episode,
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: directed by Michael Spiller, who's always one of our favorites, right, guys.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Big round of applause for the season finale.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Season finale. I didn't remember a bunch of this, of course,
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: I remember it was Christa's epic monologue, which we'll get
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: to in the end. I didn't remember this mirror gag
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: at all.
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: I I wrote that I didn't remember Christa.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: You look stunning, and I believe you're wearing a leather blouse.
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: What I'm wearing. But where was the mirror? I don't
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: remember that.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: All I remember is that Scrubs was the one time
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: I was ever able to coerce you into having short hair,
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: because you know how I love you with short hair.
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, But watching this episode, I'm like, do I go
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: with that?
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: Yes? Yeah, well yes, yes, you say that.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: I really, I mean you look, you look great and
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: all the way.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: But I know Bill is hair.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Not everybody can pull off this hairstyle. And I think
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: you look really good.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: You look so.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Choppy and pc.
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and a long short hair cut. It's like long
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: I thought I would.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not longer than the shoulders, but it's it's
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: it's it still has a little bit of a flip.
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: Yes, always like Donald, don't boys like long hair. I mean,
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: Casey has long hair.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but Casey has long hair because she likes long hair.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: It's not because it's not what I like it's what
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: she likes, not everybody.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: I don't think everybody can pull it off, Christa, but
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: you you, you, you show in this episode that you
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: can because I think you look great.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: You look amazing in this episode.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: And your leather I didn't know a leather blouse was
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: a thing, but you look great.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I remember that mere thing.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: And this is what was cool about having a show
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: with fantasies is we are trying to reprise the mirror
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: thing from the pilot, and then we knew we had
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: to give everybody the backstory kind of from the whole
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: season so we could blow it up at the end,
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: and we just did it by having them all talk
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: to in the mirror really fast. Yeah, so you knew
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Donald and Carlo were fighting, you knew that you hooked
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: up with Christa, Johnny C's wife, and we knew you
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: know that you and Sarah still had some shit going on,
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: so we tried to just get it all out there quick.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Well, so you're saying, as a writing device, you kind
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: of wanted to brief the audience on here's where we're
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: ending the season, right.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: Here's all the things that we're going to blow up
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: at the end, some of which we aren't going to
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: talk about a ton in this episode.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Right, And so you have to build when you're writing.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: I think I know the answer, But just for people
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: that are aspiring writers out there of TV shows, you
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: kind of also have to remember like what the audience
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: knows and what they don't know. And even if they're
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: an avid viewer, they may have missed a week. So
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: is there a little bit of an onus on you
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: to just kind of get everyone in a headspace of
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: knowing what's about to happen.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: There used to be there used to be.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: It's changed with streaming television binging and you know now
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: people do things that they put and I love it
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: because I'm a fan. They'll put something in one episode
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: and never mention it again, and they'll come up in
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: episode five and if you're a fan, you're.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Like, whoo, that's binge watching, right?
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: And when when network TV used to exist, they used
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: to tell you, uh, your most frequent viewer watches one
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: out of every three episodes.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I told you, I told you, Bill told us that,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I told you, Bill told us that last episode with
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Shay and you guys were fucking clowning me because you
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: were saying that I didn't watch it. I would lie
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: to people, but Bill told us that back in the day,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: they're most freaking and Starsnat comes up to you and says,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: I fucking love your show. It's maybe seeing four episodes.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's like a huge fan. That network used
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: to say a huge fan. If you did twenty two episodes,
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: you say, a huge fan probably saw eight of.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Them that season.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: And then know that and then more than well, that's
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: when member, that's when your audience would be ten to
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: fifteen million people, and you'd go like, oh, we have
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: four million that watched them all, and then six million
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: that watched ten episodes, and then a few million that
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: watched like three or four, you know.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: And so it's.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Funny when I think back to as a kid, to
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: shows I loved, like, let's just to pick one, Cheers.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: I saw a fraction of episodes of Cheers, you know, Like,
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: so I guess, as I think about it, I am
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: that I was that way too, And it was that
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: sort of viewing.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and we're TV fans that ended up in this
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: business and that was us so and now it's that
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: that that that ethos is gone. Now you you assume
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: with these streaming shows that people that are watching them
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: are binging them if they like them, and you don't
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: have to make reference to anything you've done episodes before.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: So yeah, we felt the always felt the burden to
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: catch people up.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: And Bill, another question is where was your head out
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: when we got here? I don't remember, and I wonder
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: if you do, how we how we were doing in
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: the ratings? Were you were you confident we were going
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: to get another season?
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, we were, or we at this point we
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: were a very successful show, and uh, I was even
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: expecting us to be on After Friends, which we were
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: the next year, you know, And so the we were
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: just trying to blow everything up because we had kind
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: of done, you know, we had outlined a year to
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: get through their internship, and then we wanted to go,
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: let's not repeat it next year.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Let's blow it all up. Let's do them thinking.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: That they're becoming doctors, but remind people what's still out there.
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: Elliott still has a thing for JD. Jordan, whether she
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: wants to admit it or not, is still in love.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: With doctor cox h.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: He is obsessed with Carla for his own narcissistic reasons.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: Carl and Turk are considering getting serious in the relationship.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: You know all that stuff.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: I have to make you something, I have to admit
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: something to you, very embarrassing after twenty years. I had
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: forgotten that. And when and when, when Christis says at
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: the end, admit that you still have feelings for JD,
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: I personally got excited for JD. I was like, she
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: likes me still, like I had forgotten because Sarah does
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: such a good job Elliott. Sarah Elliott does a good
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: job of totally seeming like she's over it, like and
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: obviously I know where it goes in the end of
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: the show. But when you said that and Sarah gave
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: a look like you just outed me, I was like,
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: I was like happy for me. JD.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: Well, you know it's so weird man TV and the
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: fandom and you guys decide what we do in many
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: ways with your performance, because we did that Pizza Clock
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: episode with you and Sarah because we.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Said we don't want to do will there won't they?
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: So Turk and Karla are going to be the couple
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: that's together for the whole duration of the show.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Will there won't They?
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: Will be Doctor Cox and Jordan and JD and Elliott
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: will have them hook up now and do that, run
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: the relationship fully through its course, and then we'll never
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: be back there again. But the second we did it,
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: people wanted it and wanted to track it, and it
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: became inevitable.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: You guys had chemistry.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, I want that. I mean, I guess I'm
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: the typical viewer. I love a will there, won't they?
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: I'm a sucker for that.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it makes great television, you guys. I didn't realize
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: that Cox and Jordan were the will they or won't
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: they until this episode. Really, when you see that Jordan
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: really does have feelings for it. Yeah, that was such
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: a vulnerable moment where she, you know, she first she
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: thanks him, like, yo, dude, first of all, thank you
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: for not pressuring me into having to, you know, go
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: into this thing tomorrow and speak up for you. I
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: truly appreciate that. And then his response and her face
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: and reaction to it all when he says, right, yeah,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: it was like, well you could feel her pain, you
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, you can feel the pain like
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: she was with you know, she Jordan truly, you know,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: as much as she fronch, she still loves this guy
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: and he's playing it. I mean, it's clear that he
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: loves her later on, but he's playing it at this moment,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: like I know why you're here. He's oblivious, he's aloof
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: he's he's a he's a moron also for it too,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You gotta get to listen it.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Somebody shows up over and over and over and over
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: again for a booty call. Dude, wake up and smell
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: the flavor.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Man, this shit is real, right, And the first time,
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: for the first time, we see Jordan being vulnerable there, right,
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: christ I mean, she's like, you're like sitting even your.
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: Body language, your life, I know, I feel small.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And you've got a blanket over you, you know,
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: whereas you've been all this, this sexually confident woman who's
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: talking shit, you're curling. I thought it was a good
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: acting moment for you as well. You were kind of
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: curled up and and you had a blanket over you,
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: and you were you were vulnerable because you were you
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: were catching feelings, as they say.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: But when when he said let's shake do you know,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: shake it up? And she says, so you want me
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: to shake it up? That's when it was like, oh shit,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: what has he done. He has no idea, He has
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: no idea what he just did.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I like.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Too, Donald.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: I liked a scene with Sarah and Christa that Donald
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: just pointed out because it's it's cool and a writer
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: that something happens serendipitously that you didn't mean to set
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: it up. But we had done all these booty calls,
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: and then we had Jordan's say sex is for making
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: babies and revenge and that's it, and then Sarah. Then
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: Sarah says, I don't think you're getting a lot of
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: revenge on doctor Cox by showing up and servicing him,
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: you know.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: While he watches Sports Center.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what I mean. And to me, I
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: I had forgotten it, and your face did it too.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh shit, she likes him, Stinger.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Let's take a break.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: We'll be right back after these fine words.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Sorry to jump to the Todd for a second, just
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: because he's we've been talking. Donald and I have really
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: been going back you guys and laughing and acknowledging that
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: everything that Rob Maschio says is funny, and we're constantly
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: being like, you know, we we teased him a lot
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: while we were shooting the show, and uh, and now
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: when we go back and watch the episodes, like every
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: single thing he does makes us laugh, including in this episode.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: He has a lot of funny stuff when you when you,
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: when you, when you're asking doctor Wen, when you and
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: Carl are asking doctor Wen for help, and he's in
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: the background like doing all this stupid stuff.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I smacked the glass on his face.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: And he's like, it didn't hurt.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: It didn't hurt this time.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Also, I think he I think he speaks like monosyllabically.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: What the Todd did bad?
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: Still referring to himself in third person, and turk Arry
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: upset with him.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Todd did bad. As a matter of fact, the Todd
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: did very very bad, very very bad.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: But do you know what Bill I noticed in this
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: show There are a thousand one line funny funny jokes
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: through the whole. Everyone has these hysterical one liners that ever,
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: I was trying to write them down and like there
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: were too many, Like everyone has a funny thing to say.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Aloma has the best one to me, you didn't hear that,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: you didn't hear you didn't No, but g Us.
• 40:00
  Speaker 7: Dude, Jesus.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: And then she sings and then she sings the song
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: from Uh, the opening from White Man Can't Jump, just
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Bojesus Sanity.
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: I also love that because I don't think we had
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: any song chosen and just it's one of the most
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: fun things for me, you know, on the show, or
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: the amount of stuff that we're left into the hands
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: of the actors and actresses. So I know, she just
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: picked that and started singing it, which was fantastic.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: I believe Aloma was a religious woman, right.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we did, we did.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: We did bet that at some point, but I can't
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: I know we wanted her to be from the.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Start, you know, no, I know the character was, but
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: I think that as I recall Aloma right is was
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: so maybe she knew that from church or something. I
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: You gotta have her on the show, by the way,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: she want to have her on her show. We want
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: to have on her show. We've discussed already bringing her
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: in the second season.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a lovely man.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: She's fine too. I forgot what a big presence she was.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: We're gonna have rob on and and Uh. By the way,
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: it's funny, Bill, I don't know if you remember you
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: sent out a mass email to the whole cast about
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: doing some event and everyone was like, I'm down. I'm
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: down and down, and then Ken Jenkins was like, oh,
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: good to hear from you. I'm I'm moving way too busy,
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: and I was like and I was like, oh man,
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: we were going to ask him to come on the podcast.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: But I'm a little nervous now that Ken's gonna blow
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: us off and it won't in my heart won't be
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: able to handle it.
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: The thing that's going to make me happiest is when
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: you ask him to do it next year and he's
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: still miraculously moving.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I'm moving, but.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: It's a bad time. I'm moving.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: I know you're still moving. It's a long move. It's
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: a long move. Yeah, we want to have Rob on.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Who else do we have on Aloma? I want to
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: have We were talking about having all the stand ins
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: on and like a group one.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Deonta's like Deonta Deontay said to me the other day,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: he was like, listen, when you guys get to the
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: one with the chimps and they're all dressed up as doctors,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: you gotta I'll call in or whatever it is, because
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: I've got a great story for that. Moment and he
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: told me the story and it is amazing, So.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Well, don't don't don't take it from him.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna take it from him.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna wait because you gotta do that.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: And then you also, I believe, if I'm not mistaken,
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: that Deontay I see him a lot when people do
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: the clip of Neil Flynn saying his actual name, and
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: then Deontay, I think, walks by and goes, hey, Tony right.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: At the at the end of it.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: So he's the reason that people don't believe that the
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: janitor is Glenn Matthews.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Oh really, really yes.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: So Gwn Matthews is his real name.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Gwen Matthews is his real name.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Only you heard it right from Bill's mouth, guys, Glenn
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Matthews is his real name. He just he just lied
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: to to Deontay's character and said he was Tony.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: Yes, And we decided his name was Gwen Matthews because
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: he was the janitor on Clone High and introduced himself
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: as Glenn.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: A no, we had we had nelon I don't know
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: if you I did. It was hilarious and we really
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: kind of stumbled into a really good TV show. Bill
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: that we'd love you to prose about a space idea.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: It's a great idea.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: And by the way, I will never waiver Bill.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Bill, Bill, you don't want you don't want one of
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: your fellow fancy showrunners to steal Space Janitor. We're giving
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: it to you.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Bill.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Don't say I never gave you anything as a president.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: You're getting, you're getting, You're getting the rough treatment for
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Space Janitor.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: It's a multi camera in front of a couch, Bill
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: in space. How can you.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Space Janitor?
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: And then another one I was going to hit up about, uh,
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: Sam Lloyd rips the Janitor and Sam is a legal.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great one.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: I also like we stumbled into a thing and that
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Neil episode. By the way, Neil's talking about how he's
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: finally developing something on his own because he's always been
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: in other people's stuff and he's now collaborating with someone
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: developing something and I just sitting riffing jokes with him
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: for an hour and a half. With Donald, I was like,
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: I feel like we could come up with ten shows
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: because he's so quick witted. The other one we stumbled
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: into was a classic multi camp sitcom, but it's a
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: castle and it takes place with with roy with old
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: school like medieval royals. So you just do like classic
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: multi caam sitcom jokes, but they're like in it's like
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: medieval times.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: The Game of Throne.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's a Game of Thrones. It's Game of Thrones,
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: but it's a sitcom. Right, I'm in, Bill, I'm in.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: I'll do I'll do eight to ten.
• 44:28
  Speaker 7: Right, So.
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: I still want to see you guys in some kind
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: of spies like us, you know, I know weapon some
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: kind of version of that said.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: We were talking when we had Scott Foley on how
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: how we really need you to pull a jj Abrams
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: and start directing giant tentpole movies because what's his name,
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Greg Grunberg.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: I heard that one of you guys.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: All these Star Wars movies. Man, we need you to
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: direct your big tempole movies so Donald and I can
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: be in it.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: And christ By the way, my wife just said, yeah,
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: Bill is this is this is the reality of my wife.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: My wife should be somebody that would be in all
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: of my shows, and yet she's only in the ones
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: that she picks as that she deems worthy of her
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: time and effort, so much so that I will occasionally
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: and she'll remain nameless.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Go there's a really thing. It would be really helpful.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: You know if you did this part in this little thing,
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: and she's going, has the script changed it all since
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: the last.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Time I read it, And I'm like, no, but you're
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: still no, but you're still my wife. I feel like
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: she's like, pass.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Billy. This would always do that. Like the first draft
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: of of Christa's lines in the show would be would
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: be good, to be funny, and then like on the
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: day she'd show up like with Bill and like they
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: had both just been working together, and Christy would have
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: like a whole new pass. It was like a christ pass.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: She had the ability that we didn't to go Bill.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: My wife was on the show Cougar Town, and I'm
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: always telling this story.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: We'll get back to this show one of my favorite things.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: I alway stayed on.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: That show for three of its six years, and I
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: went and did other stuff, and I remember telling Christa,
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: I'm like, look, you know, there's other shows I want
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: to do. There'll be different showrunners and all that other stuff,
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: but I love you, and she's like, oh, she took
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: it so.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Well that I was like, oh wow, that went better
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: than I thought.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: And then the next year, like with their first episode,
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: I was working on a different show. When I came home,
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: there was a script on my pillow with her lines highlighted,
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: and just like she had she had just written things like.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Change beach, punch up, nange, Nope.
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: Bill had told me.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Bill.
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: Bill said to me, you know I'm only going to
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: run it, you know, these three years, and then it's
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: going to go. I just want you to know that
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: going in. I'm like, no problem, got it, no problem.
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: And then it was really the week you left.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was immediately like you're like, this works for
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: me fine because you'll still do whatever I want you
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: to do, which is how our life works.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: I love it. I would watch this shit out of
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: this sitcom, The Real Life Adventures of Bill and Christen.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: I really liked. I don't know why it made me
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: so happy.
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: And take it back to the episode of You, Donald, You,
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: Zach and Sarah all coming in on that first day
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: being because it made me it felt real because I
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: know it was the last one.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: We shot, and I got nostalgic because you were like,
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: can you believe it's our last day? You know what
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: And it felt very last day of school, and I
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: looked at that.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: I watched these shows with an.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: Odd combination of pride nostalgia and then you know they're old.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Being a writer that goes, oh.
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: Man, I wish we had done that differently, or I
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: wish that was I'd fix that or whatever. But that
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: moment specifically made me remember what a gift it was
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: to have you guys all there and be so tight
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: and lovely and fun to hang out with in real life.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Just made me happy.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember feeling I remember feeling excited because I
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: think we all knew how well the show was doing
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: at the time, and we made it to the last episode.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: It was the twenty third episode of the season.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Did we do twenty four the ID twenty four the
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: first year four?
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we did twenty four. Well, we did twenty
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: three episodes that year, not including the pilot, and I
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: remember being like, holy cow, were a hit. A lot
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: of things in my life are changing now, you know
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: what I mean. I can't believe it. As an actor,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I did it. I fucking did it. All my friends
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: from home, you know, we're watching my television show like
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: it was The Cosby Show, you know, what I mean,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: like it was a different world or whatever it was,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. We came on after Frasier,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Everything was really awesome at
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: that moment, and so when we when I watched the scene,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I remember feeling great about it. But when I watched
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: the scene, I had the biggest smile on my face.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: And it's the opening of the show too, and you
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. But I had such a huge
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: smile on my face because you know, I remember the
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: feeling of it's a success. I'm a part of something successful.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I'm a part of something that people really like, and
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I really enjoy the people that I work with. And yeah,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: so you know.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we were I agreed. Now we were being genuine.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: That moment is the three of us as close friends,
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: hugging and being like, holy shit, this happened. We just
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: did twenty four episodes of a show that's popular, and
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: you know, there was there was There didn't need to
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: be much acting. There that was that was that was
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: very meta, very genuine.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: Well that's what I got out of this man, the
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: gift of it. There's two things I wrote down. Was
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: one like how great Christ it was to have see
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: you in it, because not only are you my wife,
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: but you're so good, you know, and so funny and vulnerable.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: And such a badass in this I love that. And
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: then the one thing I wanted to say too is
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: my only other thing I did reference with you guys.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: So there's weird parts of the narrative, like how you
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: guys keep trying to disprove that Neil was a figment
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: of an imagination and you'll never ever bend me.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: He was figurative. He didn't talk to anybody. I don't
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: care what you think you saw. But like one of
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: the other narratives.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: Which was so interesting was you know how Judy and I,
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: you know, she would always come in at the beginning
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: of seasons and go I can be you know, funnier
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: and goofier.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: And I would always be like, you're the you know,
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: emotional backbone of the whole show. And this was one
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: of those episodes that we earned.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: It was it's never one or the other, like you
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: already talked about it when Donald is pulling Zach over
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: to him when they were fighting in real life.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: You know, one of my favorite things is Judy's in
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: the background and going.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: You got him, baby, you know what I mean, And
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: immediately it was made me laugh.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: But then what we wanted to do in the show
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: was a moment.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: Do you remember when you two and Sarah, even though
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: he had been your patient for the entire episode, one
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: of you knew what mister Bober looked like.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: And then of course you hear Karla's.
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: Voice and she says, he's over here, and she knows
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: that none of you know him, and she's chastising you
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: without being judgmental.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: And she was the only character on our show that
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: could do that.
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: You know, doctor Cox to do that moment would yell
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: at you and rub your faces in it. Kelso could
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: never do it, and you three it was so weird
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: because you three were all kids to her still grown up,
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's a good example too. I mean,
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: obviously we're doing it about the medical profession, but I
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: think everyone can relate to just getting used to something
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: and getting sort of cold to it. And again it
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: gets meta for the show too, because Donald and I
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: can attest that then we got used to it. We
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: were on a popular show and we had this awesome job,
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: and you know, it wasn't until it's over. In this
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: many years back, we look back and go, oh my god,
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: not only did we have a great job that we
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: all love, but we were all so close, so we
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: all got along so well.
• 51:56
  Speaker 7: And now you know what, things become your new normal.
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: Yes, so it becomes your new normal that you don't
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: treat patients the same way.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: I always call it in writing because I'm never present
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: enough and I'm trying to be more now.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Is we used to call it a don't know how
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: good you got it disease?
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Because then then we're all off to on other jobs
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: and other.
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: Shows and remembering how great those experiences were and not
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: saying that we didn't all enjoy them. But in the moment,
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: I was never walk around going, hey, I don't know
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: if I'm ever gonna work on a show that I'm
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: proud of with these people I love and would want
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: to spend time with forever and stuff again, So I
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: should suck in every moment.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Do you? You've worked on nine zillion shows since Scrubs?
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: Is there has there been another? We'll exclude Cougartown because
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: your wife was on it. Has there been another that
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: you that you feel that you had anywhere near us
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: close to as much fun.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: On the only thing that is close to tell you
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: the truth was Spin City, because this way you guys
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: are talking was my first experience and it had this
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: very weird thing that we can all hope for, which
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: is somebody that is a idol of yours growing up
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: turns out to be exactly as cool as you would
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: want them to be in real life, you know. And
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: that's who Mike Fox was, and so to grow up
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: watching his shows and his movies and then he's respectful
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: to me and kind and great, and so.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: That was fun. But I didn't leave there with lifelong friends.
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: The way I am with you Donald, you know, Judy,
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: Sarah and Neil and by the way, and John and
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: Ken told me not to say this when he was
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: doing my podcast, but Ken Jenkins did, by.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: The way, you did you go out in the city
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: with Michael J. Fox?
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: No, he was when that show started. He was already sick.
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: And one of the you know, one of the first
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: things that you know, when I started that show, we
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: were taking aside and Mike and Gary said, look, Mike's
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: going to do one hundred episodes in four years because
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: he's sick and we have to do some production things
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: around it, and that early yeah, and uh, but still
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: got to, you know, with the concerts and dinners and
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: blah blah, had some fun with him and stuff.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: I was just thinking how cool I would feel walking
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: into a bar with Michael J. Fox. I would just
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: I'd be strutting like Donald and I in that in
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: that in that fantasy where we're strutting down the hall,
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: I'd have a pimp coat on.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: For some reason, I love that you guys did that again.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: But you changed.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Outfits right because working.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: Out because at that time I gott I was in
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: really good shape. So I'm like, I'm the shirtless one
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: this time.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Well, I take.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: By the way, that's what friendship brings to a show.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: And Christa, this is you too.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: The amount of stuff that you guys were generous enough,
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: and Christa Jenner from that you would actually say, are
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: doing real life names you would call each other, dynamics,
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: et cetera. That made their way into the show, and
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: the lexicon could only happen because of how close everybody was, of.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: Course, and by the way, you could still be writing
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: it because if if this show was in the modern era,
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: Judy would be the one who slid into my DMS
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: and be like, why did you post that picture at
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: Turk looking fat?
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Hey, I don't want to I don't want to speak
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: out of turn here, so if I'm wrong, we could
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: cut this out and everything. But Bill, didn't you write
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: on Friends the first season?
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: I did write on Friends the first season. Somebody got
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: fired and so and I came in. It was me
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: at the end, but at the beginning, at the beginning,
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: I came in and got to write on that show.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: And it was such a joke heavy show and some
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: amazing talented joke writers, the main one being David Crane,
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: who created that show went on to create episodes, and
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: he's just such a good.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Just a good writer. And I got to know Matthew
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: Perry a.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: Little bit, mostly because someone made the joke that at
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: different points in time I looked like Matthew's fatter older brother,
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: skinnier younger brother, fatter younger brother, and then skinnier.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Older brother, all depending on the two of them.
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: Christa, by the way, here's the worst story about Matthew Perry,
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: and WI is relevant?
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: Tell them how I.
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: Tricked you, and how it became a huge issue in
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: our life when Matthew Perry directed scrubs so inappropriate.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: Good, really good.
• 56:07
  Speaker 7: Want to hear that is not going to be told?
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: Okay, well my imagination better.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: It is better that it won't be.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: My imagination is way probably more twisted than it was.
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: I'll tell I'll tell a version of it. So I
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: was friends with Matthew Perry. We were on the same lot,
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: but I was friends with him before we got friends
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: and before I started doing Drew Carrey, and we always
• 56:29
  Speaker 6: used to play. We used to hang out all the time,
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: and we used to play paddle tests together. I loved
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: Maddie and we were always friends. I actually dated a
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: friend of his.
• 56:38
  Speaker 7: I did.
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: Matthew and I were always good friends, and we play
• 56:42
  Speaker 6: softball together, et cetera.
• 56:44
  Speaker 7: So Bill, the whole time since we.
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: Started dating from a weekend, said are you did you
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: ever fool around with Matthew Perry?
• 56:53
  Speaker 7: And I said no, we were just friends. And he goes,
• 56:55
  Speaker 7: I can't.
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: Imagine that that you were just friends, because you.
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: Know, I didn't being friends with him for six years
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: and different times been single on not once flown around.
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: So so I said no, we were just friends.
• 57:09
  Speaker 7: No no, no, no no. And then and then.
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: Bill would see us together and you know, we were
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: really good friends, and I would say, see, we're really
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: good friends. He goes, I know, I still don't believe
• 57:19
  Speaker 6: you at all. And the week that Matthew Perry was
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: directing Scrubs the first morning, you.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Know, I mean to work with me.
• 57:28
  Speaker 7: I yeah.
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: And I normally don't allow Bill to drive to work
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: to me because he wants to with me because he
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: talks all the time and I just like listening to Howard.
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: Stern, so he can't.
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: It keeps turning the volume down to chat about nonsense.
• 57:42
  Speaker 6: So I don't let him drive to work with me.
• 57:44
  Speaker 6: But I was first up, which you know, it was
• 57:46
  Speaker 6: early in the morning, and Bill said, do you think
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: it's going to feel awkward for matt Perry to direct
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: you since you guys fooled around?
• 57:56
  Speaker 7: And I said, no, it's gonna be fine.
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: I pulled the car over and went, yes, you know what,
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: you know what you know I did? I let it
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: sit for like a year before that, having not brought
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: it up, and then I went, super cash, that might
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: just be fun.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: Today, it'd be weird with him directing you said, you
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: guys fooled around. She's like, no, it's not a big deal.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: Yes, Oh my god, he built you do the long
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: play with that.
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: Long play, and I really stuck to my guns and
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: it was such a little thing, but he got me.
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: It was too early in the.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: Morning, seven years of it.
• 58:38
  Speaker 6: As Bill laughed the entire way for the rest of
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: the drive.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: It made me so giddy. I was. I was just
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: going through all the lies in my head. It made
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: me so happy.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: All Right, we have a fan waiting, and we're going
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: to go to break first. And then also when we're
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: done with the fan, I want you to tell the
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: story about Bill when you came across George Clooney leaning
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: against Christa's trailer.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: I don't like that.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: We'll be right back and we're back, and we're back,
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: and Joel is going to bring in Joel. Who are
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: our guests or guest singular, our guest plural today?
• 59:19
  Speaker 9: Emily?
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: Emily is in the ladies and gentlemen, give it up
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: for Emily. That's my best Oprah, are you wearing scrubs?
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: Emily only appears to have a stethoscope. Emily, can you
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: hear us? Can you hear us, but Dan has messed
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: up again and we can't hear Emily.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Emily, can you hear us?
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: If you need anyone for your mediocre mixing services.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: I recommend stop it.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: I'm dppinning. I stop Daniel. I love Daniel.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Dan, You're the best. I'm not even singing the song
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: for me. You're the best.
• 59:59
  Speaker 12: No, I just want to.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: Give a shout out if you if you're starting a
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: podcast and would like to only be able to hear
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: some of your guests. I can't recommends connecting Daniel's laughing.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: Joelle is just shaking her head judgmentally it. Dani makes
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: me happy.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: In the meantime, Bill, have you ever seen the air
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: fresh Year that somebody made of me?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, what does it smell like?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: It smells like apple Teeni's yes.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: I would like to talk about the fear Factor conversation
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: because we mentioned fear Factor on this show, and at
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: some point in record and filming uh Scrubs, we developed
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Scrubs Factor and we had a bunch of you know,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: and and anyone could be a part of Scrubs Factor
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: as long as you were on in the Scrubs cast
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: or crew. And I remember someone eating hot sauce off
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: of another person's foot after Franklin after a full day
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: of work.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: Oh yep, and I remember another one was eating pigs feet.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pigs feet.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: Got a whole jar of pickled pigs feet and coming
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: then by the way, Randall would have rounded up anywhere
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: from two to five hundred bucks, you know, so it
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: would be quick cash.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Listen, I'm gonna tell you something right now. As
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: an as an African American man, that shit wasn't hard.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Scott Harris, Scott Harris was the one that did that.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Who was another African American male.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: Yes, Scott Scott went for the pigs feet and and
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: won the cash.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah he would. He got the cash, and everybody's like,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: eat the pigs feet. And let me tell you something
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: right now, what that ain't ship. So he's just in
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: the world.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: So you in your childhood, when you were growing up,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: you would you would eat pickled pigs feet.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: No, so all right, so listen, this is where soul
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: food came from, all right, little education. When slavery was happened, Uh,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: the slaves weren't given the choice meat, so it was
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: it you wouldn't get the the loin or the or
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: anything like that. You'd get the intestines and that's where uh,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: that's where Chitlin's comes from. And you didn't get the
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't get the meaty part, so you would get
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: the hooks and the feet and everything like that. So
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: that became soul food later on.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: So what you're saying is that Scott Harris hustled us.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: He acted like it was a big deal.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: I'm saying he acted like it was gross, and they
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: wolfed him down right.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: And then afterwards he came up to me, he was like, man,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: that wasn't ship. That was.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: On the other hand.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: On the other hand, by the way, there's nobody that
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: can get me near Franklin god Better's toe.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: There's no way hot sauce on it.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: They had to suck the hot sauce off the big
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: toe after a day of work.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: So after a day of work.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: Another one was wasn't there something about spending an hour
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: inside a closed morg drawer.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: It was a night you had to go. You had
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: to sleep at night in a closed more drawer. And
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: no one ever took that up.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: That was there was That's a pretty advanced one.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: What about the young intern He became a sparazzi now,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: and I uh, I believe.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: He paparazzo Donald Paparo, the singular is paparazzo.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Thank you. He became a paparazzo, and I believe now
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: it's a downer. He has a brain tumor. But he
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: was one of our interns and still paint his face
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: with like marker or something like that and had.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: To keep it on for I can't I can't remember that.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: I can't remember that person, and now I feel sad.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, he's sure this was Scrubs. It might have
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: been homiees Pimoni.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: It was definitely Scrubbs. I forget the young man's name,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: but I remember it.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: Was like face he had to do face painting for
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: the day and something and keep it one.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't even faces paint. It was like sharpie.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: He had to he had to put sharpie on his face,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: and he did it, and he had it on for
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: like a week or something like that. It was something ridiculous.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: Let's get back to the episode for second and.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Then last one, and then last one. Mike Schwartz trying
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: to eat twelve Krispy Kreme donuts and failing.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: Bill, I get a hug from doctor Cox at three
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: minutes into the episode. Granted it was a sarcastic hugs.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: A sarcastic one.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wanted to point out that even Scrubs Wiki
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: mentions that JD does get a doctor Cox hug in
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: the season finale, we felt.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: It never counted and we went back to it because
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: it was sarcastic almost immediately the other also left.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: I laughed out loud when I go careful, Tiger, I
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: wish people would call me tiger.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: Awesome? Were those Johnny C's shades we always talk.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: About, Johnny and I want to I want to tiptoe
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: around these Oakley's because Johnny C listens to this podcast
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: while he works out, and I don't want him throwing
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: the waist down on the ground.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Just to just to hold on, just to just to
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: start it off. John you are ripped in this episode. Yes,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: let's let's first of all, let me just say, I
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: don't know how old were you in your forties when
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: we started this, in your thirties when we started whatever
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: it is, it's working dog, and I wish at right now,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: at forty six, I looked like you did in this
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: episode of Scrubs. Holy cow, dude, you are ripped. That
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: being said was off with them glasses?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: Dog? All right, I'm not gonna say anything, but I
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: can't imagine a scenario that A.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: I said, let's not shoot this scene until we.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: Get those glasses that I saw a dude wearing on
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: the beach in Santa Mona or b that our wardrobe
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: and props people laid out those is one of the
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: choices for his sunglasses.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: But for having them, those are definitely Johnny's. We discussed
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: them before. I think they were his go to Oakley's
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: back in the day.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: But why orange, dude, why are.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: They take along on a guy on a jet ski?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: That's all I know.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: Well, they look like my mountain biking glasses. Yes, they're
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 6: not for for regular wearing around.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Here is in sunglasses that you wear when you're driving
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: to make it so that you can see the road better.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: Bloo blockers.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: Those are blockers, I laughed out loud twelve thirty three.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: When I invite him at dinner, he goes yeah, and
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: then he goes he goes together.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 8: I thought this was going to be like a gift certificate.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 8: Oh oh, I said, can I buy you. I go,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 8: I go, can I buy you dinner? And he goes sure.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 8: I go really and it was, oh, you mean together?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: He goes yeah, absolutely, and you go, that's great because
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: I get off for like five minutes.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 9: I can't.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: He's like, who whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: I thought this was a gift certificate type situation. No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: No, that's pretty funny. And he thought that I was
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: going to be like, here's a him individion for you
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: to have dinner.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: Or you or you could just you can just tell
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: me where you want to eat and I'll pick it
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 5: up and have it dropped off.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: Now let's talk about Colin hay for a second, because
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: Colin Hayes first time being played on the episode on
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: the show was here.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Ma, ma, ma, It's a beautiful world.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: Beautiful song, beautiful world. And then he's actually in the
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: season two premiere Bill did how did Colin hay come about?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: Was it through christ huge?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: Huge huge.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: I got to speak for a second before Christa and
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: then she has to talk, which is not enough shout
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: outs for my wife, Zach, you were involved and Neil
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: was involved, but my wife on the show for what
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: it's worth Yeah, No, I know, but I mean I
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: have it. My wife is always been such a key
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: person in me and picking music for my shows and
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: having a taste in it that kind of defines tonally
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: what the show is. And she had taken me to
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: see Colin Hay a bunch at Largo even before our
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: show came out.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, Christ, I'm sorry, interrupted.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, So we had we had seen him at Largo,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: and I loved him and I knew that he was
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 6: His music was absolutely the right tone for Scrubs, and
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 6: so we used a few of Colin's songs on the show.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: And then did you know he could act? Because I
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: think he had. He had been on the Larry Sanders Show, right, Bill,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, how did you know? Did you go the
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: idea to put him in the episode?
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: If you it's again it's Krista.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: But if you have a chance to see Colin at Largo,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: it was, you know, half music and half him going
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: going I sold out Wembley Stadium with a bunch of dudes,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: and now I'm playing here for forty five of you,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: you know, and then just making jokes at his own expense.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: And I remember he used to.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: Say all my old mates said I should move to Australia,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: open a bar called the down Under in Sydney, come
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: out every Saturday at midnight and play that song and
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: I'd be a billionaire, which is probably true, you know
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: what I mean?
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: And then he just tell jokes and stories about that
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: time it was. The show is so funny.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 7: Do you want to hear what else is funny about?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 7: Colin Hey? So, my uncle for two years used to
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 7: produce satur.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 6: Night Live, and I used to go in high school
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 6: to watch the musical acts like six o'clock on a Saturday.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 6: And then Colin hay Meant at work played Saturday Night Live,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 6: and then we hung out with him afterwards.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 7: He was a perfect gentleman, wasn't.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: He like that?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 7: But we all hung out with him afterwards.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 6: And then when he did the show, he said to me,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 6: your uncle gave me a chance and was so kind
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 6: to me on Satday Night Live, and it kind of
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: came full circle and he was excited to see me again,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 6: and that's cool.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: That's cool. I was going to see him at years
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: of you.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: I went with you, dude?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: Are those of you don't know? Largo is a small,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: very small music venue since changed, they probably made it bigger.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: But back in the day when we were going, I
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: don't know, it would hold maybe one hundred people, yeah,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: I think less than that. Yeah, if that, maybe less
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: than that or maybe sixty. And it was a bar
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: and they served food and lots of comedians would would
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: would be there and musicians would be there, and it
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: was a really cool community. And I hadn't heard Colin
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: since he was in Men at work when I was
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: a kid. And then he and we just play his
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: songs acoustically, just him and a guitar, and it was
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: so beautiful because his voice is so incredible, and he
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: would do some covers of Minute Works songs and then
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: he would do a lot of his his own songs,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: his new songs, like Beautiful World that's in this episode.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: And I just don't think I'll ever get over you,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: which I ended up putting in Garden State, But I
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: remember that he was very funny in the episode, and
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: I just, uh, I just wondered where you got the
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: idea to actually put him physically in the show. But
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: there it is from Largo.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: He has some good ones. And then I just don't
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: think I ever get over you. I drink coffee every morning,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: comes from my place. That's fun.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: By the way, in the history of your podcast, people
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 5: are gonna be like, when did it go downhill? And
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: they're gonna go when Zach and Donald decided just to
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 5: have it be them singing favorite songs of theirs everything,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: that's kind of what it is already.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: That's kind of although I always duck out because Donald
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: has such a sultry, beautiful voice.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: Such a good voice. Yeah, I gotta say, since we're
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: doing go ahead, Donald.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I do love me some Colin hey though, man.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 7: I just he's such a lovely man as well.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: Yes, I didn't know if we're the show thing yet
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: that I can give my both positive and bone chilling
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: reaction to Donald already said. You know when doctor, when
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: Johnny c says, why don't you stir some things up?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: When she comes to that table of all you happy
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: people at the end and decides to rip our show
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: apart for the next year, it gave me such glee
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: both to watch how it was performed and how it
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: affected every relationship, but also because you guys are also
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: close in many ways to your you know, your spirits
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: and your personas in real life. It gave me chills
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: because I've had I've been one of the people sitting
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: at that table before with my sons when my wife
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: comes in and says that, he's like, let me let
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: me talk to you guys about.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: Your behavior yesterday.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: Thanks when you just get small and just immediately have
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: the By the way, I think Zach's voiceover says.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Uh oh, but the uh uh.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: I've had so many of those, and it was so
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 5: cool to watch you do it, my love.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: He was so good.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you did a great job with that monologue. Do
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: you remember did you work a lot on that or
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: did you just wing it? I mean, obviously I remember.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 6: You know what you guys probably don't remember is that
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 6: that scene was shot on a Wednesday, and we did
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 6: Drew Carry on a Tuesday night, and for some reason
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 6: there was a mess up and I didn't get the script.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 7: I was doing Drew Carry late and.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 6: I didn't get the script for the what that monologue
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 6: was till midnight, and I was so mad at Bill.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 7: I was like, why didn't they deliver me the script early?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 6: But it bills like it was out since seven, So
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 6: I was insane. And then so I had to learn
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 6: it and Drew went really late that night. I remember
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 6: being so annoyed, and I was first up, so I
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 6: had about five hours of sleep, and I didn't know
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: it that well. And I had only you know, I
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 6: was in the regular, so I'd only done one or
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 6: two episodes with you guys that season.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: No, this is like your fourth episode, so.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 7: Fourth maybe not a lot though, And I came in.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 6: I had this monologue and you guys and I kept
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 6: messing up the lines and I started getting into a
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 6: shame spiral, and it was Donald.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 7: You were like, you got this. You've already done it.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 7: You got it.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 6: You were so kind to me. Donald, you probably don't remember.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: And I was like, you were like, take a deep breath,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 6: you got it. You've done it already. You're just now
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 6: getting into your head.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: I was just telling you all of the stuff that
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: they would tell me all year round.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: He was just regurgitating all the shit people had said
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: to him.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: By the way, you know what part of it was too,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: my love is.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: I remember because you were working on a show as
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: a regular in which you had two tries to get
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: it start to finish, you know, because it was multi
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: caam and I remember all of us trying to tell you, no,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: you've never done it the way you want from the
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: beginning to the end. But you've done every part the
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: way you want, you know what I mean. And then
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: we're gonna cut and you really made you upset.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: I remember that.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 7: Now, Yeah, But then we got it in one take.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 6: And then I also thought, this single camera is different,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 6: like I had to do a different way of having
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 6: to learn things.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 7: But I you know, And also it doesn't matter. I
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 7: realized when you get there, no.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 6: One cares that you're working on another show and you
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 6: were up till one in the morning. Everyone just expects
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 6: you to know it and be great all the time.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 6: And it was just a good It was a good
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 6: lesson for me and I love Also that monologue was
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 6: so good.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 7: I didn't want to mess it up.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: I think you did a great job. I think it
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: was a great way to It was a really clever
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: way to end the season too, Bill, because you know,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: you can't you have to have some sort of cliffhanger.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: And and the whole episode is that we're all working
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: as a team, and you've got this montage set to
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: Colin Hay where we're all coming together and solving a problem.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: It's like, you can't end a season like that. You've
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: got to You've got to blow it up and uh.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: And then I thought that was really clever, how you
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: had just Chris to just come in and just fucking destroy.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 7: Everybody, dismantle at all.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: My favorite part was that I wrote it down. Apparently
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: JD is very good in bed. That had not been
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: discussed yet. Oh boy, no, you know, because we didn't
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: see our love.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: Be careful, be very careful.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: Boy. Listen, dude, you know how to make it uncomfortable characters.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 7: It was so good.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: That's what you say.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: These guys at Krista, they've already done a thing of
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: joking around that. I like watching you kiss other people,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: which I do not. I don't. No, don't make by
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: the way, don't make that expression, even though people can't
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 5: see this, don't make the expression.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: Don't don't don't you were by the way, I'm a
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: second way from spreading up there for a stop hugging.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: You're not allowed out till five. You're not allowed until five.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 7: True, that's a good point.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: I pictured there's like a bike lock on the outside
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: of the door, and Crystal unlocks it at four.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 5: Fifty nine you know what, also, but changing the subject
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: that that moment never happened.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: You can edit that out. I'm sure it's gone.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: The uh I liked after you gave your speech, And
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: I haven't given enough props to Johnny C and Ken.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 5: First of all, Johnny C's ability to make intense anger
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: seem immediately real. I found myself intimidated even and couldn't
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: imagine what it was like. You know, Donald, you and
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: Zach had to do it all more than anybody to
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: act in the face of that fury. You know what
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 5: I meant when he Oh, my goodness, it's so loud
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: and so not TV anger. That and I contrasted that
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: to this was the beginning of one of the things,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: you know, when I say I watched the show and
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: just like stuff and love other stuff. Ken Jenkins as
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 5: a man was so funny and not just the personified villain,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: you know, And one of the first things that got
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: us there because he starts changing in the second year.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: He goes to speak to.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 9: Johnny C after that speech, and it does the biggest car,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 9: the biggest cartoons spin around, and it's so funny, and
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 9: I'm like, oh, man, dude, is funny and we should
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 9: let him be human and quirky and weird.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: I wish he'd come on the show. But he's always moving.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: He's still moving.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: He's moving while we had didn't. Maybe he didn't runt
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: a truck and he's just just doing it by hand.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: While we have you here, Bill, here's a question that
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: all of the fans are asking us, you know quite
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: a bit, and I know it has a lot to
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: do with schedule or anything like that, but if you
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: could ever see another incarnation of Scrubs, what would be
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: your dream or your if you had to do it,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: what would how would you like to see Scrubs revisited?
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: Wown't write to it?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I love the characters so much.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: And I think one of the things that we tried
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: to do on that show is it was an era
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: in which on the sitcoms I grew up with, everybody
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: stayed the exact same from episode one to episode two hundred,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: and I like to feel that people grew and aged
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: and matured, and so, you know, like it's it's at
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: one point, by the way, Zach and Donald Kristo were
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: constantly pitching me that maybe we should just go shoot
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: Doctor Acula and which would which would be fun. Admittedly,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: the two of them making that movie and I think
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: it'd be hilarious. But man, I'd love to see who
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: JD was as an adult and a father, and who
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: Donald you know, was with Judy and with their kids.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: And I just would want to visit with these people again.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 5: That's why I find the idea of doing a whole
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: other series daunting, But the idea of visiting with them
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: and seeing where their lives are at and seeing, you know,
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: how they react to medicine. I'll tell you the example
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: for it is real JD. Okay, not many people know this,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: but the real JD was a young cardiologist when we
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 5: started the show. Then he became a heart surgeon and
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: a cardiologist, and then he became so beloved by the
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: interns and residents. He became a huge teaching figure and
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 5: ultimately the CEO of the Kelso of the hospital.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: He runs the whole hospital.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: Of Kaiser in Los Felis, and in fact is running
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: their COVID command center now. And the fact that he
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: has gone from the beginning to that very same kind
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: of patriarchal figure that you guys needed. I'd love to
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: see j D and Turk. Doing that for other young people,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: I would hope that they'd still love medicine.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: Emily is here, Emily, it is working.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 12: I am so so sorry.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: Don't worry about Emily.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: It's not you, miss Emily.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: Emily, Emily, Emily, I'm going to be honest with you.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: You are worse than Sarah, but we are still very
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: excited the show.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: Sarah had two tries and and mess them both up,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: whereas Emily is just joining us for the first time.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: Emily, Emily, you blew it. But it's okay. I'm gonna
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: give you the speech that Bill gave me. I need
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: you to come in here and bring the energy that
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: you were going to bring the first time.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: That is a callback. That's a callback to Donald's first audition. Goodness,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: all right, go ahead, Emily. What's your question? You have
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: Bill Lawrence, you have Krista Miller, Donald Faison, and myself,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: Zach brad Hi, everyone, and.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 11: So I had I didn't know that Bill and Krista
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 11: were going to be on originally, so I changed my
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 11: question a little bit.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 12: Okay, And since I think you.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 11: Guys are talking about the season finale, which talks about
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 11: like all the impact that the characters had.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to cut you off. I'm sorry to cut
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: you off. I have to cut you off. I'm sorry
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: you have a stethoscope on. Is that a stethoscope?
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: Nope, this is my braid.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 12: But this is my name badge with my skull.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, are you a doctor or are you I'm not.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 12: I'm a EMT flebottomist. Combo. I'm calling from the office
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 12: right now. I'm hiding in the break room.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. Thank you so much for all the stuff
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: you does.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 12: I've got surgeries going on through the other door.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is amazing. First of all, thank
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: you very much.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 12: Oh, thank thank you guys. You guys inspired me.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: Oh that's right off here.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 11: But sorry, that's actually part of my question is I'm
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 11: I'm going to use the just because I'm not a
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 11: doctor or nurse yet, so I'm just an EMT flebottomist.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 11: But have you guys heard from other fans any amazing
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 11: stories where they said that you got your show inspired them.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 12: And that's for all four of you.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: I'll go first. Yeah, all the time. I will. I
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: will encounter nurses and doctors and paramedics and EMTs who
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: say Scrubs was the thing that that got them into it.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: Some say they had no interest before and Scrub and
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: Scrubs and the camaraderie and all the adventure made them
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: want to do it. And then some say they were
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: thinking about it and Scrubs put them over the edge.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean, throughout my life there's been lots
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: and lots of people and sometimes I'll be walking along
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: the street and people be like they'll do a double
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: take because they're excited to see me, and I go
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: to talk to him like we'd weird doctors. We just
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: graduated in bed school and we'd scrub is our favorite thing.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: So it's such a good feeling. I mean, to the
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: fact that we could have inspired anybody is a really
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: really good feeling. I'm sure you guys have had the
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: same experience.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: Right absolutely. That's also why we you know, we did
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: the podcast. Also, this is this isn't just for the
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: fans of Scrubs. This is also for everyone out there
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: in the medical community, you know what I mean. Just
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: the respect and the love that we have for all
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: of you guys is immense. And so you know, when
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: we we were on a show that was a love
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: letter to everybody in that community as well. And so
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: this is all about y'all. So if it inspires anyone,
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: if it makes anyone, if it makes anyone feel like
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: they want to get into medical, it makes me happy
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: that I was a part of something that, you know,
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: has turned people's lives around. You know, I didn't know
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: what I wanted to do. Then I saw Scrubs, and
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: now I'm a doctor or now i'm you know, I
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: work in the medical profession. So absolutely, it happens all
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: the time, and I'm very I'm I'm very proud that
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: I was on something like this that's reached out and
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: touched so many people.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: What about you, guys, Bill end or Christa.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 6: I always you know, well, Bill, if he sees a
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 6: new doctor or has to get his tooth pulled, it's
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 6: the first thing he drops right.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 7: That comes out fast, like he just gets it fast,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 7: you know.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: Scrubs.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 6: I often have people say to me, doctors and nurses
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 6: will say that Scrubbs was the first show that they
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 6: felt accurately portrayed what it's like to be an intern
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 6: in a resident you know, in terms of all the
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 6: stories that you guys did and the and the reality
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 6: of how hard it was, now tiring, et cetera.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: And Bill, didn't the AMA come out and say we
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: were the most accurate show.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 5: They did, They said, we're the most accurate medical show.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: And first of all, Emily, thanks for doing what you do.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: That's super cool. And uh, secondly, you know it's really weird.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: We're gonna I'm sure we'll talk about all this stuff
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: too on other podcasts, if you're ever nice enough to
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: have me and or Krista back, or Emily back, or
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: on Emily's podcast. But when you're involved in creating something
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 5: and it's been years, if you're in you know it's
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: even presumptous to call yourself an artist. You look at
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 5: these things and you go, here's what I got right,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 5: Here's what I got wrong, Here's what I wish I
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 5: could fix, Here's what I wish I could change. And
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 5: the one thing that I thought we got right top
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 5: to bottom, actors, directors, everybody else was because of the
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: real JD said, We're allowed to do as many jokes
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 5: as we want, as long as you make it clear
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 5: how much the doctors and nurses truly care and how
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: much they will give everything for patients, and the fact.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: That the AMA this year.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: You know, however, many years after we wrapped twenty year
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 5: anniversary of the Start whatever, it was asked all of
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 5: you guys to do their graduation since their graduations got
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: canceled for all the new young doctors.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: Meant so much to me that you guys are still part.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: Of the lexicon of young people, you know, who aren't
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 5: going into medicine anymore to be wealthy like the old cliches,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: are going into it to be of service and to
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: do something really important. That's probably the best thing I'll
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 5: take from this show, and that's why it's so cool
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 5: to talk to people like Emily.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: Hey, Emily, it seems like you have a lot of
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: people in the room with you. Want to turn the
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: thing around.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: Let's know, she got called into surgery.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 12: We need you on the doors saying do not disturb.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: Let him come in and let me come in.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: Them in and let them.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 12: To doctors and a nurse just walk in and they're like.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: Guys, no, are they out there in the hall right now?
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: Are they in the hall? Tell them to come in?
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: No, don't, don't Yes, yes, sa I want to say, dude,
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: man should be the freaking Queen of the freaking ore.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 11: Okay, guys, the Scrubs podcast wants to see you all.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of y'all.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 12: Right, Yes, that's part of my clinic.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: All right, that's very cool in my mind. Emily, they
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: were like, we need you stat he's coding, and you
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: were like, shut up, I'm on the podcast.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 12: The fact that that hasn't happened yet.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: All right, do you have another question for us? Emily?
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 12: I do, and it's a little sillier.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 11: Go ahead, all right, So, knowing how big of lame
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 11: is fans, you guys are.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, except for Christa going, except for Crystal.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 11: Or maybe musicals in general, not me? In any Broadway
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 11: play or production? Which character and which play?
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, I would be Jean Valjean, you know. But I'm
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 5: not getting excluded, and I would be Jean Valjean. But
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 5: I would do it in Paris because I would sing
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 5: it all on.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: Po con do porcevetu. That's Wames and French.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: It's the only person I know that can sing pieces
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: of lame as in French. Donald, Who would you be.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: If I could be anyone in any Broadway show? Wow?
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: You know the one musical that I loved growing up
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: was Mary Poppins, and we were very lucky to have
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: Dick Van Dyke on the on Scrubs uh for one episode.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: So if I could be any character that he played
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: on Broadway, I would love to be Bert from Mary Poppins.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: You'd kill it, kill it.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: I would love that.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: Would even do that.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: I'd even do the fake accent and everything. I'd suck
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: up the accident on purpose. Oh Mary Pulpins.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: Wo.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Christy, you would go if Donald started Mary Poppins.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: I really, I would call you every day and be
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: like Christa, I got a ticket for you.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: Christy, didn't you come to mind Broadway Musical?
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: Yes, you'd go for Donald?
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 7: I did. I would go for Donald, but why are
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 7: you guys pressuring me?
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: This would be one of those things where I pressure you,
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: So I'd be like, Yo, come.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 7: On, I real wish I would go for Donald. I wouldn't.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 7: I'd be mad at him after.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm probably too old to do it now. I'm
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: not sure, but I always wanted to do Annie as Annie,
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: And I'm not sure if it's too late, but.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 5: Maybe see if Zach or Donald and christ can finishes Emily.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 5: One of my favorite lines from a secondary character on
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 5: the show was, uh, Nurse Roberts had.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: To leave early, your nephew.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 3: You know what I love about that? Bill we talked
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: about I thought on the show, it's that Nurse Roberts
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: was offended that you would think her nephew would be
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: anything but the lead.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: How could her nephew not this show?
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: She had attitude like, bitch if the show.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: If the show is God's Spell, it would have been God.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: You know God, God.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: Well, Emily, thank you, we're going to keep you on
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: because the show is ending. We've done the show. We've
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: gone through it all. As Howard Stern always says, Krista,
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: what does he say?
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 7: So you've said it all.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: We've said it all.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 7: You've said too much.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 3: We've said too much. We've said it all. I want
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: to thank Bill and Christa because, uh, this was fun.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: We did a whole season. Guys, we we did a
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: whole season of Scrubs. Rewatch podcast. Congratulations, Yeah, it's really.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 5: I want to thank Joel and Daniel to not Daniel
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 5: after today, but they're both so kind.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: I think Dan does not deserve thank you for today.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: I disagree with you, Zach. I disagree with you. I
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: tell you something right now. You guys don't know this
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: out there every Tuesday and Thursday. If it wasn't for
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: Daniel and Joel, y'all would to hear such crisp recordings
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: and great Hi Larry. Look, if it wasn't for them,
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: we wouldn't be here on your podcast, radio thing, whatever
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: That you listen, You listen, listen, I will listen. I
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: want Yeah, I fell asleep while you were doing that monologue. Listen.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: I want to thank these guys. They do a fantastic job.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: I want to thank everybody for listening. This has really
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: been fun. Donald and I thought this would be a fun,
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: little entertaining thing to do, but then COVID happened and
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: it became our only job and it's been so much fun.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: And it's a great escape, too.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: Great escape, and just hearing everything everybody's reaction to it
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 3: has been been a blast. So so thank you. Thank
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: you for Bill for making all of this happen. Thank
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: you to Christa for so many things, including, as Bill said,
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: so much of the music that y'all love on Scrubs
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: was chosen by Christa. So don't forget to tell your friends,
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: please spread the word. Don't forget to rate the show,
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 3: remember like the Uber Driver five stars five stars, because
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: apparently that that that helps our our standing in the ranks,
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 3: and we're very competitive. We'd like to be high in
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: the ranks.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: We would also thank We also wanted to thank all
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: of our all of the crew members from this show,
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: and all of the directors who came on the show.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: You know after this season, when this season ended, the
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: tone was now set and anyone who came in was
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: now playing in this big arena that Bill, the directors
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: and Christa and Neil created with the music and the show,
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: the tone was set, and so we want to thank
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: We want to thank the directors.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: He gave Neil a little more credit than he deserves that.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: But you know what, Neil, he was one of the writers.
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  Speaker 2: She knows, Krista knows. It's just Neil. Neil.
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  Speaker 7: By the way, On wouldn't do the music with Neil.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, you didn't do her music with Neil,
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  Speaker 1: but he did some of the music.
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  Speaker 3: And every time he gets mentioned, don't don't give him
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  Speaker 3: any credit.
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  Speaker 7: I love Neil Goldman, but he didn't do the music
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  Speaker 7: with me.
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  Speaker 2: Can we uh? I love you guys, Donald, I love you, Zach.
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  Speaker 2: I love you. Makes me so happy to see you. Emily.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like we're tighter n my wife. I love you.
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  Speaker 2: Is so fun to get to work with you. I
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  Speaker 2: get I hope I get to do it again.
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  Speaker 5: But can we do a group happy five six seven
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  Speaker 5: eight to get out of the show.
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  Speaker 3: We can, and we're gonna let Emily participate. And Joel
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  Speaker 3: and Dan you should turn off turn on your mic
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  Speaker 3: so you can participate.
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  Speaker 5: I know, I feel it's the last one of the year.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to come up with a different gag
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  Speaker 5: next year.
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  Speaker 3: You are going to need a new gag, Bill because
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  Speaker 3: uh we have merch coming and it's as I said earlier,
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  Speaker 3: it's all inspired by Bill five six seven eight and
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  Speaker 3: uh and stop Hug. You will soon be able to
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  Speaker 3: get a stop hug mug. Everyone's gonna want to get that.
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  Speaker 3: When the world opens back up. We hope to tour
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  Speaker 3: the show and and and and we'll convince uh Bill
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  Speaker 3: and Christa to come along for some fun adventures all
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  Speaker 3: over the world. Thank you, we love you guys, and
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  Speaker 3: uh here we go, ready.
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  Speaker 2: Fue exam.
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  Speaker 10: That show we made about a bunch of times and nurses.
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  Speaker 1: And said, here's the stories next.
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  Speaker 6: All s no
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  Speaker 10: So Ganda round here yea here