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Hepatitis, I assume that's what it is. · The Jim Colbert Show

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  Speaker 2: Hello there.
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  Speaker 3: Straight ahead, producer Jack Brangion. Good afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: Comedy alien Ross Brangion. I took a tree down today.
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  Speaker 2: Did you really? Also, I forgot Whiskey of the Week
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  Speaker 2: today at 445. How did I not remember that, especially
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  Speaker 2: when I've already had a... i pre-nipped i heard i
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  Speaker 2: pre-nipped i'm gonna tell you something did you hear what
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  Speaker 2: i said the flavor was i did not hear that
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  Speaker 2: but i did hear something disturbing about that what did
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  Speaker 2: i just drink it right out of the bottle that's
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  Speaker 2: what i heard trust me when i tell you dude
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  Speaker 2: nothing's living.
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  Speaker 4: What's also scary is you go how did i forget
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  Speaker 4: about whiskey of the week i took a big chug
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  Speaker 4: of it right before the show i think we found
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  Speaker 4: our answer.
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  Speaker 3: Right out of the bottle we're all gonna share yeah
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  Speaker 3: i I have to tell you, I'm dying to hear
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  Speaker 3: it because I've already told Debra what the predominant flavor.
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  Speaker 2: In this is. Yeah, I've never did it.
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  Speaker 3: I want to see.
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  Speaker 2: Bet money you'll get it today.
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  Speaker 3: Really? Oh, I'm excited.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's so predominant in the bottle that you
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  Speaker 2: guys are going to both get it pretty quickly. I
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  Speaker 2: think it's out there pretty quick. So we'll find out
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  Speaker 2: a little bit later for Whiskey of the Week. That's
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  Speaker 2: at 445. Thanks to our friends over at forward slash
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  Speaker 3: How are you guys doing today? Everything good?
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So far, very productive.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you have had a productive day.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, yep.
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  Speaker 2: You still working in the yard, friend?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be working in the yard at this rate, I think,
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  Speaker 4: for the next seven to eight months.
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  Speaker 3: Seven to eight months.
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  Speaker 6: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: Just like a little chipping away two hours here, three
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  Speaker 4: hours here. Get sweaty and take a shower.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to find it easier to manage when it
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  Speaker 2: cools down. Things will stop growing so quickly. You'll be
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  Speaker 2: able to catch up. Because now, like even with me,
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  Speaker 2: I'll mow my grass. Two days later, it needs to
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  Speaker 2: be mowed again. I don't have time for that, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't got no time for that. Bring it. Bring
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  Speaker 2: it back.
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  Speaker 3: Bring it back.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't got no time for that. All right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So it's a pain in the ass, but when the
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  Speaker 4: fall comes, we'll get some stuff done for sure. I've
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  Speaker 4: been knocking things out. I used a saw today.
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  Speaker 3: A saw?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow.
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  Speaker 7: What kind?
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  Speaker 2: Same question I asked. What kind of saw, dog? What
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  Speaker 2: were you sawing down? I don't know what kind of saw. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: that's fine, though, but what were you sawing?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I can help.
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  Speaker 4: This is from the freeze. Oh, you were cutting off
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  Speaker 4: dead stuff. It was a fish plant, and it was
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  Speaker 4: a big fish plant tree. Okay, is your saw bowed?
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  Speaker 2: Like it's in a crescent shape or something like that? No,
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  Speaker 2: it's a straight gator.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you ask him if it's the kind that
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  Speaker 3: you plug in, or it's gas-powered, or it's a handheld?
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  Speaker 4: It is plugged in. It's not a chainsaw, and I
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  Speaker 4: held it like a harpoon. Reciprocating saw.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, did you really? That's my guess. Yeah, it has
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  Speaker 2: to be.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's my guess, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's your guess.
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  Speaker 2: Like a gun, almost.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay. It felt pretty cool, I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to lie. With the right attachment, it looks like it
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  Speaker 2: could be a little pleasurable.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Ah.
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  Speaker 3: Pleasurable?
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  Speaker 2: Pleasurable, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Either one, it'll be that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: What was that?
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  Speaker 10: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I thought that was Deb. Oh, my God. Thanks, dude.
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  Speaker 3: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: Not a compliment. Sorry, my bad. I didn't mean that. Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Holy hell.
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  Speaker 3: I got a question.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, what? I don't know what that was. I have
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  Speaker 2: a question. It's Lube. Okay, I have a question, and
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  Speaker 2: this is a question that needs to be answered. Everybody
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  Speaker 2: in this room is in a committed relationship.
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  Speaker 3: Am I correct? Hell, yeah, we are.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody in these rooms. is now married. Am I correct?
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  Speaker 10: Locked down forever.
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  Speaker 2: Deb is married. Jack is married. He's been married like
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  Speaker 2: 30-something years. Married for 2, 3, 4, 5 years. 4 years.
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  Speaker 2: Married for 22 years.
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  Speaker 10: Almost 6 months.
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  Speaker 2: Almost 6 months for Debra. Talking to my wife last night. Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 2: My anniversary is coming up. The 24th is when my
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  Speaker 2: wife and I were married in 2005.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. Okay, so we have a.
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  Speaker 2: We have a big-time anniversary coming up.
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  Speaker 3: It's our 21st.
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  Speaker 2: Remember, we celebrated our 20th last year because I missed Suds, Pups,
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  Speaker 2: and Pints, which is one of the reasons I'm in
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  Speaker 2: the dunk tank coming up in a couple weeks at Suds, Pups,
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  Speaker 2: and Pints downtown Mount Dora. It's a week from tomorrow, sweetheart.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, 26th.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a week from tomorrow. So I said, hey, our
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  Speaker 2: anniversary is coming up soon. We are really busy. My
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  Speaker 2: wife is a very busy person, traveling a lot, and
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  Speaker 2: on top of the traveling a lot, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 2: You should book a cruise without checking with me.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to do that. And I said, hey.
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  Speaker 2: I said, hey, anniversary is coming up. And she says,
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  Speaker 2: what did you plan?
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  Speaker 5: Ooh.
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  Speaker 3: And then you said, did you know when it snows?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And the question I have for you guys is... How
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  Speaker 2: do you answer that? Whose responsibility is it to plan anniversaries?
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  Speaker 2: Does that fall? Does the onus of that fall on
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  Speaker 2: one part of the relationship more than the other? And
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  Speaker 2: if so, why?
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  Speaker 12: No.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it does either. But my wife planned
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  Speaker 2: our last one because she booked the cruise without my knowledge.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, so now it's your turn.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's what I'm going to ask. Is that what
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  Speaker 2: everybody does? Does everybody take turns or is the onus
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  Speaker 2: of the anniversary on one in your relationship? I'm talking
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  Speaker 2: to everybody out there listening right now. In your relationship,
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  Speaker 2: when your anniversary comes up for your loved one, who
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  Speaker 2: is responsible for planning the festivities around celebrating your marriage?
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  Speaker 4: All right, so, so far, my wife has done a
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  Speaker 4: tremendous amount of heavy lifting on that front.
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  Speaker 3: In that scenario.
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  Speaker 2: All right, and she's planned every one of them is
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  Speaker 2: what you're saying.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: I think.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Definitely the honeymoon. So we kicked off that way.
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  Speaker 2: So she planned the honeymoon. Then she planned your first anniversary,
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  Speaker 2: your second anniversary, your third, and fourth. So she's planned
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  Speaker 2: five of the last one? No, no. We haven't gotten
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  Speaker 2: to the fourth. Yeah, no, but you said she planned
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  Speaker 2: the honeymoon.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I shouldn't count that? I accidentally did, so yes,
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  Speaker 2: you should.
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  Speaker 3: Ten.
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  Speaker 2: Jack, who planned? Because I know that you guys did
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  Speaker 2: something special on your last anniversary, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say most of it. It's kind of
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  Speaker 3: a joint effort, but I would say majority my wife.
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  Speaker 3: Majority your wife plans the anniversaries. Do you just go
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  Speaker 3: along because you didn't do anything? Because I have to.
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  Speaker 2: But even if you didn't like it, you would go
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  Speaker 2: along because she took the time to plan everything? You
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  Speaker 2: would just say, yeah, baby, that sounds great?
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, we would have the conversation before. We'd decide
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  Speaker 3: if there was something I really didn't want to do,
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  Speaker 3: I would... passively aggressively let her know and then She
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  Speaker 3: would finally come around and then probably change the plan.
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  Speaker 2: I like your honesty. There's nothing wrong with that.
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  Speaker 4: And also, I don't want to gloss over that we
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  Speaker 4: are communicating throughout this entire anniversary thing, but she's the
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  Speaker 4: one that usually takes the initiative. And then I'll probably
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  Speaker 4: be the one that pulls the trigger. She'll throw down
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  Speaker 4: a couple options. This is what I like to do.
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  Speaker 4: This is what I like to do. What are you
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  Speaker 4: thinking out of these? So it's not like 100%, but yes, absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely. She takes the initiative. And Debra, we do.
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  Speaker 10: It more of it as a collaboration.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: It's kind of like, well, do you want to go here?
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  Speaker 10: Do you want to go there?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Chris is, I mean, he said right off rip that
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  Speaker 10: he wants our first anniversary to be spent in Savannah,
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  Speaker 10: but outside of that.
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  Speaker 2: But that's a place you guys go all the time.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean, we, the, the trip to the tree
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  Speaker 2: house was for your birthday, right?
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  Speaker 10: That was because he had forgotten the previous year's birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so he owed you an extra, extra birthday.
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  Speaker 10: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 13: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: See, I think mine is I like my wife to
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  Speaker 2: come up with ideas because she's better at it than
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  Speaker 2: I am. And then I'm kind of like Ross. Flag
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  Speaker 2: on the field, though.
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  Speaker 3: I what? There it is.
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  Speaker 2: It's right there. I feel women writhing in their car seats.
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  Speaker 3: What did I do? I don't even feel like I
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  Speaker 3: did anything wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Because she's better at it. There's the line.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 2: We can't do that anymore, Jim. What do you mean
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  Speaker 2: we can't do it? We can't tell the truth?
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 3: It means you have to step up. You don't just
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  Speaker 3: give in and say, oh, she's better.
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  Speaker 14: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Then we're playing golf and poker.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: There we go.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I win. Golf, poker, bourbon, and then more golf, poker,
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  Speaker 2: and bourbon.
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  Speaker 3: Next topic.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure that makes you better at it.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, I didn't think we were going to get down
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  Speaker 4: in the trenches this early in today's show.
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  Speaker 2: Nine minutes in. Yeah, I know. It's the first segment.
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  Speaker 2: And two of the minutes are an intro. And my
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  Speaker 2: wife has called me out on that, and it sucks.
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  Speaker 2: It does suck.
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  Speaker 3: It sucks.
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  Speaker 2: And you deserve it, right? That's why I felt it
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  Speaker 2: right there. I heard it. When she said that to
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  Speaker 2: me yesterday, we were standing in the closet. I said, hey, baby,
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  Speaker 2: I gave her a little. Wait, what? All right. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: we can just gloss over that. Getting her clothes ready
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  Speaker 2: for the day.
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  Speaker 15: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: And I pulled over clothes, and she had her house
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  Speaker 2: coat on, and I gave her a kiss, and I said, baby,
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  Speaker 2: our anniversary is coming up. She looked dead in my
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  Speaker 2: eye and said, what do you got planned? And that
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  Speaker 2: is when all the blood left my body and went
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  Speaker 2: into the floorboards. Because at that point, I really hadn't
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  Speaker 2: thought about that because our schedules are so busy. It's
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  Speaker 2: hard to plan anything. Matter of fact, the weekend it
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  Speaker 2: would fall on is the weekend of Suds, Pups, and Pints.
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  Speaker 2: What was your immediate response? And do you want us
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  Speaker 2: to move this event so it's not a problem?
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  Speaker 9: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: We can't move the event. Obviously not doing that.
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  Speaker 3: How dare you even i'm talking about future years because
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  Speaker 3: apparently i think the anniversary is going to be the
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  Speaker 3: same weekend every single time.
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  Speaker 2: We'll figure something out but i mean we can wiggle
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  Speaker 2: around weekend before, weekend after, but our weekends are so
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  Speaker 2: blanked up right now.
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  Speaker 3: When she immediately hits you, what do you have planned?
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  Speaker 3: By the way, that's a test That's a test feeler
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  Speaker 3: right away. Yeah, it is. Of course it is. And
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  Speaker 3: did Jim pass the test? What was his response? Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I did.
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  Speaker 10: She knows you didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I did not have a lot to say after that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, hmm, that's right. Yeah, you are correct. As
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  Speaker 2: if I had a master plan brewing, like something I
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  Speaker 2: hadn't really told her about. But I'm going to tell
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  Speaker 2: you straight up, dude, I have nothing planned. The response
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  Speaker 2: could have been.
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  Speaker 3: I'm working on it, but since you're so busy, I
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  Speaker 3: didn't want to run into the same problem we had
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  Speaker 3: last year. I just wanted to know what window of
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  Speaker 3: time do you have if we were going to go
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  Speaker 3: away and just pretend like you're working on a bunch
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  Speaker 3: of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Then you come off, and we'll tell you what to do. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty good, right? It is, actually. No, it's not.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Deb just looked at me like, I can't say that.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead. I got you, big dog. I can't say
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  Speaker 2: what Deb just said to me. Just for the record,
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  Speaker 2: not good.
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  Speaker 3: There's still time. Not good. The problem that I have
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  Speaker 3: right now with this, trying to further the conversation, is
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  Speaker 3: that your wife is badass, right?
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  Speaker 2: My wife is a complete and total badass. I call
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  Speaker 2: her a friend.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a monster.
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  Speaker 4: But trying to guess what she would want for an anniversary.
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  Speaker 3: Impossible.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it's impossible. I think it's kind of impossible. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's not. Kevin Garnett, anything is possible. Only a Sith
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  Speaker 2: speaks in absolutes. Yeah, yeah. Thank you.
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  Speaker 10: Did I surprise you?
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  Speaker 2: He's mad he didn't think of that first. That's what happened.
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  Speaker 3: He's nerd mad.
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  Speaker 2: That's different than mad. Nerd mad is way different than
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  Speaker 2: regular mad. Nerd mad shows up and cuts your tires.
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  Speaker 4: A skinny person can lift 50 pounds. A strong person
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  Speaker 4: can lift 50 pounds. The skinny person, it will take
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  Speaker 4: them way more effort.
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  Speaker 3: Possibly.
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  Speaker 2: Possibly.
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  Speaker 4: They can still do it. Still complete the task. It's
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  Speaker 4: just we're moving now at 1.4 gravity because this is
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  Speaker 4: foreign and a weakness that both and a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Of men have. This is a man thing, correct? This
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  Speaker 2: is not just a gym thing. This is a man thing, right?
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  Speaker 4: I would say it's a man thing because I empathize
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  Speaker 4: with this topic a lot more than I would want to.
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  Speaker 2: Jack, man thing?
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  Speaker 11: Agreed.
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  Speaker 3: C-Lane, man thing? Agreed.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, he's heads up now. That thumb went up way quick.
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  Speaker 2: He had to be faster than he did. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: it's already there, dude. I just saw the glow of
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  Speaker 2: ceiling back there. Quickest thumb ever, by the way. That
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  Speaker 2: was the fastest thumbs up in the history of thumbs up.
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  Speaker 10: It's interesting when a man says that.
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  Speaker 3: So the thing is.
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  Speaker 2: I'm being completely honest here. This is, this is no joke.
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  Speaker 2: Our weekends for the next, and I'm not joking until
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  Speaker 2: like November are completely blanked. Like this weekend coming up
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  Speaker 2: would have been one of those weekends, but we have
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  Speaker 2: other stuff going on. We have a baby shower to plan.
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  Speaker 2: My wife has things she's got to take care of.
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  Speaker 2: We have birthdays coming up. All of a lot of
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  Speaker 2: birthdays kind of culminate this time of year and, Um,
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  Speaker 2: it is, you know, her mom's coming into town. So
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  Speaker 2: we really don't have like a full weekend between now
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  Speaker 2: and the holidays to book to go do something.
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  Speaker 3: And, um, I don't know what to do. I got it. I, well,
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: I don't even do a vacation. Like I can't even
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: do a staycation thing.
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: I don't exactly got it, but I can get you
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: airborne here.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: All of those reasons. Burn it to the ground.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: All of your mom, the baby shower, all of that.
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: If your family members can understand.
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: That, hey, this is my best effort. I'm taking care
• 13:41
  Speaker 4: of the anniversary. I've got to focus on this is
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: my crown jewel. priorities is the billion-dollar question that we
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: always have to ask ourselves every morning when we wake up.
• 13:52
  Speaker 16: Sure, yeah.
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: And if you jump that anniversary to the number one
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: priority and communicate to the people around you that, like,
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: you know, I'm buckling down, no one talked to us
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: on that day, we're busy that day.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: I think you got it. That's the first step, I believe.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: I believe you.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know, guys. We'll see how it goes. He's
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: saying you can do this, and anything short of that
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: is a failure wholly on you.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: My wife is very understanding, but she takes these dates very,
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: she considers them very important dates, and I also consider
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: them important dates. Oh, you mean tests? No, it's not tests. Oh, yeah.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: It's a test. When was the last time you went
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: to the beach? You know, it's been a minute. And, well,
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: we were at the beach earlier this year in a condo. But, look,
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: I got a couple ideas. Well, you know, just leave
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: it up to me. Okay, look at that. Look at that.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: That's a U-turn. Just leave it up to me. Leave
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: it up to me. That's not how this segment started.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Leave it up to me. Yes. If anybody in this
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: room can get divorced, it's your boy. Deb, what do
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: you have for news?
• 15:00
  Speaker 10: A new poll shows tight statewide races. New dengue cases
• 15:04
  Speaker 10: are reported in central Florida. And say hello to Bezzy.
• 15:09
  Speaker 10: The data center plushie.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: What?
• 15:11
  Speaker 10: Yeah, we'll talk about that and more coming up next
• 15:13
  Speaker 10: during JCS News.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: You got it, young lady. Let's take a little break.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: We'll come back and get Deb's news and continue on
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: with the Jim Colbert Show.
• 15:19
  Speaker 15: Hey, I'm in the garage getting ready to leave work
• 15:33
  Speaker 15: and drive home. Let me deploy the pontoons. And the
• 15:37
  Speaker 15: props in the back, and we'll just boat this sucker home.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, call me, dude.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Where you at? Nobody rides on a pontoon with beer
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: like I do. Nobody cruises the river on a pontoon
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: like your boy. Feet up, beer back.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: I'll bring cigars, whiskey.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Other things.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: 407-916-1041. Text us 77031. Welcome back to the Jim Colbert
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Show here on Real Radio 104.1.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: I'm Jim.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: There's Deb. Hello.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Jack.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: And Ross here for you today. Believe in yourself.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: And Deb has your news.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Let's get it.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: It's time for JCS News.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Wow. Is this.
• 16:15
  Speaker 13: Guy going to put his name on everything?
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: It's in my contract, dude.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Here's the news on the Jim Colbert Show.
• 16:21
  Speaker 10: All right, JCS News brought to you by that mortgage guy, Don.
• 16:25
  Speaker 10: Make sure you give him a listen tomorrow morning when
• 16:27
  Speaker 10: he's host of the Home Loans Radio Show. Florida's top
• 16:30
  Speaker 10: statewide races are essentially tied, according to a new St.
• 16:34
  Speaker 10: Pete polls survey conducted for Florida politics. Republican Byron Donalds
• 16:39
  Speaker 10: leads Democrat David Jolly 44 to 43 percent in the
• 16:44
  Speaker 10: governor's race, while Republican Ashley Moody and Democrat Angie Nixon
• 16:48
  Speaker 10: are both at 45 percent, though Moody holds a slight advantage.
• 16:53
  Speaker 10: Republican James Uthmeyer also leads Democrat Jose Javier Rodriguez 43
• 16:58
  Speaker 10: to 42 percent in the attorney general's race, with more
• 17:03
  Speaker 10: than 15 percent still undecided.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 17:06
  Speaker 10: Meanwhile, Amendment 3 is falling short of the 60 percent
• 17:09
  Speaker 10: support needed for approval. Again, according to the new St.
• 17:13
  Speaker 10: Pete polls survey conducted for Florida Politics, the poll found
• 17:16
  Speaker 10: 45 percent of likely Florida voters support the measure, while
• 17:20
  Speaker 10: 30 percent oppose it and 25 percent are undecided. The
• 17:24
  Speaker 10: amendment would eliminate non-school property taxes on homestead primary residences. However,
• 17:30
  Speaker 10: a poll I had seen recently on Channel 9, WFTV,
• 17:34
  Speaker 10: found that support for Amendment 3 was up to 63 percent.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 17:38
  Speaker 10: Three percent more than the 60 percent needed for that threshold.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I see the sheriffs are in unison out
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: there doing this press conference after press conference after press conference.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Because they understand what this is going to do to
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: their ability to keep communities protected at the rate that
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: they're getting protected now. They are going crazy out there.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: In unison against it, saying no to it. Yes, against it, yes.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: So that's been out there. But Facebook today, I saw
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: someone post, say, hey, you know, take your money back, whatever.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: And I just saw a lot of people in the
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: comments supporting it.
• 18:12
  Speaker 10: Oh, without a doubt. And the more we see interest
• 18:15
  Speaker 10: rates going up now, right? The first time in three years,
• 18:17
  Speaker 10: you've got I'm just about to talk about gas prices,
• 18:20
  Speaker 10: grocery prices. People are looking and needing relief. And Amendment 3, unfortunately,
• 18:26
  Speaker 10: in this circumstance, looks like real relief, even though it's not.
• 18:30
  Speaker 10: In my house, I can say these are very nervous
• 18:33
  Speaker 10: times right now. Yeah, yeah.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: I have to tell you, it's interesting. My hometown newspaper,
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I follow them on Facebook, and I went on one
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: of their posts that was regarding this whole idea. And
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I just put a simple question up there. Hey, what
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: do you guys plan on doing with all your extra money?
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: I'm interested. No responses. Like nobody.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: But there are 70 responses on that post. Right. Nobody
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: responded to, you know, hey, what are your plans for this,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: you know, when this happens or whatever? And I just
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: don't know that people do understand what's going to happen.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: And if you'll notice, a lot of the city leaders
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: and municipal municipalities, municipality leaders are putting up their budgets,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: how it's going to cost, what's going to happen. And
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: it just doesn't seem to be getting through people, you know,
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: and I completely understand this or just looking at this
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: few dollars are going to get back. And, and, you know, they,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: they have a need for that. And, and I, I
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: get it.
• 19:15
  Speaker 10: Look at the city of, of, of Cape Canaveral.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:19
  Speaker 10: They have 13 employees in city hall. No, no, no fat, no, nothing,
• 19:25
  Speaker 10: no full-time parks and recs people. So, I mean, they've
• 19:29
  Speaker 10: trimmed it as much as they can, and yet they
• 19:30
  Speaker 10: still have to go back to the board and trim
• 19:32
  Speaker 10: it again. And we talked yesterday about a 29-year, you know,
• 19:36
  Speaker 10: Fourth of July event that just got canceled. And other
• 19:39
  Speaker 10: cities are saying, yeah, I mean, Orlando says for right
• 19:41
  Speaker 10: now they're planning on doing their fireworks. But going forward,
• 19:45
  Speaker 10: they may have to take a look at that.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: And real fast, Deb, the break, the first part of
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: this news story was 63 percent are for it or
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: against it.
• 19:53
  Speaker 10: They're for it. Now, in the story that I have,
• 19:56
  Speaker 10: that would pass it. It only needs only. It needs 60%
• 19:59
  Speaker 10: in order to pass in the state of Florida.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: If we could get some weed stuff in there, that
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: means we could pass it and then repeal it.
• 20:06
  Speaker 10: Or better yet, they'd just spend taxpayer money to defeat
• 20:08
  Speaker 10: it in the first place.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: So as of right now, this is probably going to happen. Oh, yeah.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: It looks very, very likely.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:15
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 20:16
  Speaker 10: The ethics case against Kissimmee's mayor may soon be over.
• 20:19
  Speaker 10: Mayor Jackie Espinoza has agreed to pay a $ 2, 000 fine
• 20:22
  Speaker 10: and accept a public reprimand. Now, the settlement means Espinoza
• 20:26
  Speaker 10: is admitting she violated state ethics law by being involved
• 20:29
  Speaker 10: with companies that received COVID relief money from the city.
• 20:33
  Speaker 10: Espinoza says she reviewed her options and decided this resolution
• 20:36
  Speaker 10: is the best path forward. She also says resolving the
• 20:40
  Speaker 10: matter now provides clarity and allows the city to move
• 20:44
  Speaker 10: ahead with confidence.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: I love political speak, don't you? It's so creative.
• 20:49
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 20:50
  Speaker 10: Well, it is Florida, so don't be surprised when I
• 20:53
  Speaker 10: tell you that former Tampa Bay Buccaneer Warren Sapp is
• 20:56
  Speaker 10: accused of disrupting a Tampa City Council meeting.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: For what?
• 21:00
  Speaker 10: According to the Tampa Bay Times, the Hall of Fame
• 21:02
  Speaker 10: defensive lineman entered City Hall yesterday afternoon and went into
• 21:06
  Speaker 10: an office that's next to the city council chambers. Council
• 21:10
  Speaker 10: Chair Alan Clenenden paused the meeting and asked that the
• 21:13
  Speaker 10: doors to the chambers be locked. He paused the meeting
• 21:16
  Speaker 10: again a few minutes later, ruled Sapp was out of order,
• 21:18
  Speaker 10: and asked him to leave the building, but Sapp refused.
• 21:22
  Speaker 10: Police responded, but no arrest was announced.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: I've met him a number of times. Not a pleasant dude.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he used to come to the Roxy all the
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: time when I hosted that boxing night. And he used
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: to make some ridiculous requests that, by the way, other
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: professional athletes laughed in his face about it.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember one time he came in there and
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: he wanted the entire VIP section cleared out. And the
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: owner looks at him and says, including Shaquille O'Neal. And
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: he just stood there dumbfounded.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: But he did.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: He wanted them to take 50 people and move them
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: out of the area so he wouldn't have to sit
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: or talk to anybody.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, gosh.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Those are the worst.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a douchebag.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Those are the worst.
• 21:56
  Speaker 10: All right, speaking of the worst, Florida drivers are feeling
• 21:58
  Speaker 10: more pain at the pump. The average price for regular
• 22:01
  Speaker 10: gas in Florida is now $ 4. 33 a gallon, up three
• 22:04
  Speaker 10: cents from yesterday, 17 cents higher than a week ago.
• 22:08
  Speaker 10: Drivers are also paying $ 1. 13 more per gallon than we
• 22:12
  Speaker 10: were this time last year. Meanwhile, diesel has reached another
• 22:16
  Speaker 10: record high in Florida. averaging $ 6. 35 after a slight overnight increase.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Make it stop, Deb.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Saw a dude filling his truck up today, and I
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: don't know what kind of truck it was, but it
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: was over $ 1, 000.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Oh. Yeah, 150 gallons, something. It had to be maybe
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: a semi. Pump goes that high?
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 22:33
  Speaker 10: And I don't know if you guys have seen this
• 22:35
  Speaker 10: on your social media feeds, but there's a lot of
• 22:37
  Speaker 10: brouhaha about truckers going on strike starting on October 1st
• 22:41
  Speaker 10: to protest the higher gas prices. So, you know, that's
• 22:44
  Speaker 10: going to help grocery prices. Yeah, there's no problem there.
• 22:48
  Speaker 10: All right, Central Florida is seeing new cases of locally
• 22:51
  Speaker 10: acquired dengue. Man, the more I read about this, the
• 22:54
  Speaker 10: less you want to mess around with this, okay? Health
• 22:56
  Speaker 10: officials in Orange County confirmed two additional infections today. They
• 23:00
  Speaker 10: say the cases are linked to the Apopka area. Orange
• 23:04
  Speaker 10: County has issued a mosquito-borne illness alert. It's also amping
• 23:08
  Speaker 10: up mosquito surveillance and treatment. Health officials also reported a
• 23:11
  Speaker 10: new West Nile virus case in Jacksonville. Jacksonville's Duval County.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Duval.
• 23:17
  Speaker 10: 11 Florida counties out of 67 remain under mosquito-borne illness
• 23:26
  Speaker 10: advisories or alerts.
• 23:27
  Speaker 13: Okay.
• 23:28
  Speaker 10: So you guys know that common symptoms of dengue fever,
• 23:31
  Speaker 10: it's also commonly known as break bone fever.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: God, you should have called it that, PR department.
• 23:38
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: That way people would have cared way more. That way
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: I'd go outside in a hazmat suit.
• 23:42
  Speaker 10: Now, seriously, these are common symptoms of dengue fever, also
• 23:47
  Speaker 10: known as break bone fever. A fever of 104 degrees,
• 23:51
  Speaker 10: severe headache, pain behind the eyes, muscle, bone, or joint pain,
• 23:56
  Speaker 10: nausea and vomiting, swollen glands, and a skin rash.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 24:00
  Speaker 10: But other than that, how did you like the place?
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 24:05
  Speaker 10: Engineers believe they have found why a hole formed underneath
• 24:08
  Speaker 10: an apartment complex in Orange County and absolutely disrupted so
• 24:12
  Speaker 10: many people's lives. A report recently released into what happened
• 24:15
  Speaker 10: six months ago in Orlando at the Rialto Apartments on
• 24:18
  Speaker 10: Sand Lake Road. The report says there was a lack
• 24:20
  Speaker 10: of support under the ground slab because the building is
• 24:23
  Speaker 10: moving downward. Also, soil is apparently moving into empty spaces
• 24:28
  Speaker 10: and the limestone underground. The holes formation led the complex
• 24:32
  Speaker 10: to evacuate once again hundreds of residents.
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 24:36
  Speaker 10: In the meantime, a road widening project is generating complaints
• 24:39
  Speaker 10: over in Lake County. Some Mineola residents near Citrus Grove
• 24:42
  Speaker 10: Road say The project is causing their homes to shake.
• 24:46
  Speaker 10: Jaro Rodriguez believes the vibrations from the project caused a
• 24:50
  Speaker 10: crack in his foundation, something we're hearing with Brevard County
• 24:53
  Speaker 10: homeowners from the rocket launches, from the vibration from those.
• 24:57
  Speaker 10: So the county sent a crew to his home yesterday
• 24:59
  Speaker 10: to measure the vibrations, and the county says the test
• 25:02
  Speaker 10: shows the vibrations are within the legal standard.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: I even read they were below it.
• 25:07
  Speaker 10: Now, Rodriguez says testing for a few minutes on just
• 25:11
  Speaker 10: one day doesn't really reflect what he and his neighbors
• 25:13
  Speaker 10: have been dealing with for months, which I agree, right?
• 25:17
  Speaker 10: I mean, a one-day test isn't good.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: It's not going to show you a culmination of three
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: or four months of being shaken continuously for hours.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: And it's almost like CTE in the NFL where they
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: said it's not those big hits that you see and
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: you're like, oh, damn.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: It's those constant ones. It's a thousand of them.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: It's the offensive line and the defensive line and every
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: play banging their heads together.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: And those smaller ones that add up cumulatively.
• 25:43
  Speaker 10: That's why they call it death by a thousand cuts.
• 25:45
  Speaker 10: It doesn't have to be one big stab wound. It
• 25:47
  Speaker 10: can just be a thousand small cuts. And this is
• 25:50
  Speaker 10: the sucky part. Construction is expected to last another year.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 25:55
  Speaker 10: And one of Rodriguez's neighbors tells News 6 she feels
• 25:58
  Speaker 10: like there's nothing that she can even do about it.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: There is nothing she can do about it.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: There isn't.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: There was a term that you said there. You said within,
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: you know, the legal standard, legal shmeagle.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: I remember what I saw in Miami. All right.
• 26:10
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 26:11
  Speaker 10: Surfside.
• 26:11
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: You've got to be on top of your stuff.
• 26:14
  Speaker 10: Yeah, absolutely. That's still one of the most terrifying things
• 26:16
  Speaker 10: I've ever seen because it was a city and a
• 26:18
  Speaker 10: building in Miami that just came down.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I haven't forgotten it either.
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 26:23
  Speaker 10: Well, and you had a friend who was actually one
• 26:24
  Speaker 10: of the first responders who had to help pull people
• 26:26
  Speaker 10: out of that.
• 26:27
  Speaker 13: Absolutely.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Absolute tragedy. All right.
• 26:29
  Speaker 10: Speaking of Brevard County, a new toll road could be
• 26:32
  Speaker 10: coming to Brevard County.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah.
• 26:35
  Speaker 10: The County Commission voted Tuesday to ask the Central Florida
• 26:38
  Speaker 10: Expressway Authority to study adding tolls on the St. John's
• 26:41
  Speaker 10: Heritage Parkway. The 20-mile road will run from West Melbourne
• 26:45
  Speaker 10: to I-95 in Micco. Palm Bay officials may want to
• 26:49
  Speaker 10: use tolls to pay for its part of the project.
• 26:51
  Speaker 10: The city estimates it's going to cost about $ 400 million
• 26:54
  Speaker 10: to buy the land and build the infrastructure. Public input,
• 27:01
  Speaker 10: which I'm sure there won't be much. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Come and say words so they can ignore them. Will
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: be part of the study.
• 27:08
  Speaker 10: Okay, I know I was going to do the Adopt
• 27:12
  Speaker 10: the Data Center plushie.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 27:15
  Speaker 10: I think I might just save that story for later
• 27:17
  Speaker 10: because I just checked and Polk County is checking in.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, what happened in Polk County?
• 27:23
  Speaker 10: You sure you want to know?
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, I really do want to know because you're
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: really hard selling this.
• 27:31
  Speaker 10: You know, the horrible part is I I wish I weren't.
• 27:35
  Speaker 10: It's just such a. It's such a.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Florida.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: What was it?
• 27:40
  Speaker 10: Florida. It's got a real Florida on it. It's got
• 27:43
  Speaker 10: a you got a lot of pretty mouth.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's got a lot of a lot of that vibes.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: A lot of deliverance.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:49
  Speaker 10: Well, you know, you've heard of kissing cousins, right?
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:53
  Speaker 10: Well, the Polk County sheriff says during a domestic call
• 27:57
  Speaker 10: involving a mother and son.
• 27:58
  Speaker 8: Oh, no.
• 28:03
  Speaker 10: Police learned that the son, identified as 22-year-old Shane Clemons, Jack,
• 28:10
  Speaker 10: I don't know if you want to find these lovely folks'
• 28:13
  Speaker 10: mugshots to slap up there on our fourth square, but
• 28:17
  Speaker 10: reportedly told investigators, and I am directly quoting, I've been
• 28:21
  Speaker 10: having sex with my mama since I was 18 years old.
• 28:27
  Speaker 10: Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd is here with the mother's response.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Have you been having sex with your son since he
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: was 18?
• 28:37
  Speaker 13: She says, only about 100 times.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: That's nasty. That's nasty.
• 28:42
  Speaker 13: And it's illegal.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God almighty, dude.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Only 100 times, Jimmy. Oh, my God.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: He's got an Amish beard.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: What's up with Polk County?
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know, man.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: What is going on with the water out there? That
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: beard alone can churn butter and build barns.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Look at that beard. Dude, the mom looks like the
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: actor who played the Riddler.
• 29:08
  Speaker 10: 46-year-old Christina Clemons was arrested and charged with incest and adultery.
• 29:13
  Speaker 10: Now Shane claimed he didn't grow up with his mother.
• 29:15
  Speaker 10: She has a husband.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: She is married.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: He must be proud.
• 29:19
  Speaker 10: But rekindled his relationship with her once he became an adult.
• 29:24
  Speaker 10: Incest charges were dropped against the son, but he's still
• 29:27
  Speaker 10: charged with assaulting his mother. Christina Clemons' next arraignment is
• 29:32
  Speaker 10: scheduled for October 6th.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: How could that be assault if it was consensual?
• 29:37
  Speaker 10: No, I think they were fighting, and that's what they
• 29:39
  Speaker 10: were fighting. when they called the cops.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, they had to make up sex?
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: We've all been there.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: It's Paul Dano, dude. We've all been there. It is
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Paul Dano. That's Paul Dano.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: With an Amish beard.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: With a butter beard.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Old butter beard Dano. That's what they're calling him. He
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: drank her milkshake. God almighty. Oh, come on, Jack.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 30:01
  Speaker 10: Too soon.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: He's got a robe of blood. Hey, it brought him
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: to the yard.
• 30:07
  Speaker 10: And that concludes your JCS News.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: He dropped the bass for the banjo today love it.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Good call No better choice, my man.
• 30:23
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• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Text us at 77031. Anybody get a little hot over
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: that story?
• 30:31
  Speaker 10: I was just going to say I'm going to go
• 30:32
  Speaker 10: scrub my brain.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Back in a sec with Singer Sale and Embers Only.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Kitchen here on the Jim Colbert Show and Real Radio 104.1.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Brought to you by our good friend Fayez Kara, the
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: restaurant critic for the Orlando Weekly. You can read all
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: of his fun stuff at OrlandoWeekly.com. First things first, brought
• 30:48
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• 30:51
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• 30:53
  Speaker 2: is in full swing now. Man, you've got to set
• 30:55
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• 30:57
  Speaker 2: of the season, and that is a pun that's intended.
• 31:01
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• 31:06
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  Speaker 3: Yeah!
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  Speaker 2: Too kind too kind hello friend how are you we're
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: faking it oh we are faking it buddy i figured
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: i figured how things been good man you man doing
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: good buddy pal what's the temperature up there in toronto today.
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: Was glorious man i played golf this morning was i
• 31:45
  Speaker 8: don't 75 or 77.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: It was glorious.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: It's just enough to make people hate you. You just
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: say that. People will hate your guts.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: People hate Canadians right now.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Hey, by the way, out of curiosity, I think you're
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: completely wrong.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Most people don't. There's a faction of people that have
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: a really disillusioned idea of what Canada is, and then
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: they're smart people. I'll say this.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Canada has found themselves to be on the tongue of
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: a lot of Americans of the last couple of months.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for sure. For sure.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: What's gas prices up there in Canada? Does it change
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: much when we cross the border?
• 32:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, everything for us is pretty cheap up here. Groceries,
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: going out, restaurants, except gas is the only thing that
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: isn't cheaper. I think I saw today it was like
• 32:32
  Speaker 8: $ 1. 75 per liter, and that would be, I don't know,
• 32:34
  Speaker 8: $ 6 a gallon?
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why they're all driving Chinese EVs.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I still haven't seen one on the road.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: I need to see one.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: The BYDs? Yeah.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Is that what they are?
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: BYD is their most popular brand.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Well, if I just checked in with this on Friday,
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: he's listening to what's happening out there in the culinary
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: world in Central Florida. And of course, we all know
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: that that culinary world in Central Florida is now renowned
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: on the East Coast. So there's always a lot to
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: get to. What you got going for us, buddy? What's
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: out there?
• 33:10
  Speaker 8: Well, I should talk about Pig Floyd's and Pigza are
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: joining forces and they opened today. So, people are probably
• 33:21
  Speaker 8: somewhat aware of the situation. It's been kind of a
• 33:23
  Speaker 8: tough year for Thomas Ward, who owns both those concepts.
• 33:27
  Speaker 8: Back in February, he was forced to close the Winter
• 33:30
  Speaker 8: Park outpost of Pig Floyd's. It's now going to be
• 33:32
  Speaker 8: a Zaza Cuban diner. And then a few weeks later,
• 33:37
  Speaker 8: both Pigza and Pig Floyd's had to file for Chapter
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: 11 bankruptcy. And then a few weeks ago, he announced
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: that Pig Floyd's would be moving from its longtime location
• 33:45
  Speaker 8: there in Mills 50, just a few blocks south of
• 33:49
  Speaker 8: into the pigza space, which is a concept that he
• 33:52
  Speaker 8: also owns. So that opens today. So what's going to
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: happen is that he's going to modify the service. It's
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: going to be fast casual only. If you sit at
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: the bar, you will get full service. There's a full
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: cocktail bar there. And he's talking about adding seats to
• 34:09
  Speaker 8: that bar as well. But it'll be one menu. People
• 34:13
  Speaker 8: are still wondering what items will make it online. you know,
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: to the, to the menu, some of their favorites that
• 34:18
  Speaker 8: they had at pig Floyd's those, you know, butter chicken tacos,
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: for example.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:26
  Speaker 8: We'll have to see, you know, what, what the, what
• 34:28
  Speaker 8: the menu was like, but if you happen to, if
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: anyone happens to go by today, you know, do let
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: me know. He's also talking about expanding the hours. He's
• 34:36
  Speaker 8: going to have Monday, Monday lunch and dinner service. He
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: also has that, you know, he's offering pizza slices at
• 34:43
  Speaker 8: the there's like a, There's like a walk-up window there
• 34:45
  Speaker 8: on Fridays and Saturdays. So he's still doing that. He's
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: talking about possibly doing breakfast. But regardless, Pig Floyd's and
• 34:52
  Speaker 8: Pigza are one, and they're in the Pigza space, and
• 34:55
  Speaker 8: they've opened today.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Very nice. I know that you and I have talked
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: about Pig Floyd's quite often, and the weird thing about
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Pig Floyd's is how I think it's some of the
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: most underrated barbecue in the city of Orlando, but he
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: doesn't really market himself as a barbecue spot. It's a
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: barbacoa place, and I wonder if that confuses customers when
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: they're looking for, if you're out there and you don't
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: understand the legend of Pig Floyd's and you're just looking
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: for a barbecue place, would that really come up on
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: your radar because of the way it's marketed? I don't know.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: You know, he's been around now for 10 years.
• 35:25
  Speaker 8: And when you drive by Pig Floyd's, there's like a
• 35:27
  Speaker 8: pig with a big flame above it. And, you know,
• 35:30
  Speaker 8: it says I think people get that it is that
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: it is a barbecue joint, the barbacoa thing.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Obviously, it's his.
• 35:36
  Speaker 8: It's his sort of spin on it, his Latin spin,
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: his Puerto Rican spin on certain things. But I think
• 35:44
  Speaker 8: he's done a good job actually marketing himself. I think
• 35:46
  Speaker 8: people know Pig Floyd's as being one of the barbecue
• 35:49
  Speaker 8: joints of Orlando. But like I said, he's gone through
• 35:52
  Speaker 8: some recent troubles, so we'll have to see how this–
• 35:55
  Speaker 8: merging of the two concepts, wanting to know his pizza,
• 35:58
  Speaker 8: pasta kind of concept, merging with the barbecue.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: I know he's got mad respect from other restaurateurs in Orlando.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: I know everybody kind of likes him, and I wish
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: him the best. But, yeah, we'll see how that works
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: out for him. Yeah, let's see. They open today, so
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: go check it out.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Check it out.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about what's happening for Sleuth's Mystery Dinner, the
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: space that used to house Sleuth's. We were really sad
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: when that ended. Here on the Jim Colbert Show, we
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: have a fondness for the dinner show or the themed
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: dinner restaurant.
• 36:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I've done it. I've gone to the Sleuth's back
• 36:33
  Speaker 8: in the day. It was a grand old time. They
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: closed back in November. And now they're going to actually
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: guess what they are now.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Guess what that space has become? A garage.
• 36:44
  Speaker 10: Sushi restaurant.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Sports bar. Uh-huh. Uh-huh, Jim.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Sweet tomatoes. Oh, I wish.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: I love sweet tomatoes. No, no, no. It's now a
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: glitzy modern Mexican restaurant.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, is it really?
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:01
  Speaker 8: It's by the Euphoria Hospitality Group. And they also run
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: the Eye.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Lounge, restaurant and lounge.
• 37:08
  Speaker 8: And I think it was either you, Jim, or Jack,
• 37:10
  Speaker 8: who said that you guys went there for magical dining.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Jack went there.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I went there.
• 37:14
  Speaker 7: Jack.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: And he'd rather not talk about the experience. That's very Instagrammable.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: It's like visually, it's like, it's a lot to take in.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Visually.
• 37:24
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 37:24
  Speaker 8: And this, and this place Casa, it's called Casa Mezcal. It's,
• 37:28
  Speaker 8: it's also very, very Instagrammable.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, very cool. Yeah, Russ.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Sleuths wasn't just a dinner theater.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: It was also a huge outlet for a lot of
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: my creative friends and I being also one of those people.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: I basically started comedy in the back room over there.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: There was a weekly comedy competition.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: And I always tried to win it, and I did
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: win a lot, and it made me feel good because
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: I didn't know it didn't actually matter at all.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: But it made me keep.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Going, and Sleuth was so much more than a prime
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: rib with some jokes.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you something else that I'm noticing, Fiaz, because
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: the space that used to be the— The Wing House
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: up in Altamont Springs is now also a bougie, really well-lit,
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: very well-designed, very swarthy Mexican restaurant. I see this kind
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: of happening since Reyes came in and showed that you
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: can kind of do Mexican food with a really cool setting.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be your stereotypical Tex-Mex taco joint.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Those places have life. You go to that thing on
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Friday and Saturday night, dude, you will not get a seat.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: It is bananas up there. Yeah, Vida. Something like that, yeah. Yeah,
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: I've been there, and it's madness. It's madness.
• 38:39
  Speaker 8: And this place is very similar, apart from the fact
• 38:41
  Speaker 8: that there is a theatrical element to this restaurant. They
• 38:45
  Speaker 8: have dancers dressed up in all kinds of costumes.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool.
• 38:49
  Speaker 8: I think there's some pyrotechnics. So there's definitely a show
• 38:52
  Speaker 8: element to this place. And this place also has like
• 38:55
  Speaker 8: a hidden speakeasy inside the restaurant.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: I guess that's redundant.
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: It's got a speakeasy inside the restaurant called Aphrodisiaco.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, wow.
• 39:07
  Speaker 8: Evidently, it's born from Aphrodite's allure is how they're billing it.
• 39:12
  Speaker 8: And I'm thinking to myself, you know, somewhere Momus, you know,
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: he's the Greek god of... of harsh criticism and mockery
• 39:19
  Speaker 8: is probably rolling his eyes.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, exactly. Well, it's a lot better than calling it,
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: I'm going to drug you up and steal your wancho. Okay, anyway,
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: that's a terrible joke. you know what we bomb sometimes
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: okay all right let's move on to flamingo's vegan cafe
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: opening up near metro west.
• 39:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah and ross's wife will be pleased to know
• 39:40
  Speaker 8: that yeah it'll be opening uh by thanksgiving uh In
• 39:44
  Speaker 8: Metro West, kind of like it's sort of near Kirkman.
• 39:46
  Speaker 8: It's on Old Winter Garden Road. I believe the address
• 39:49
  Speaker 8: is 6129 Old Winter Garden Road near Kirkman. And it
• 39:53
  Speaker 8: sits on like two and a half acres. There's a
• 39:55
  Speaker 8: lake and a lot of, you know. you know, old-timer
• 39:58
  Speaker 8: Orlando ones who may remember the space being a steakhouse.
• 40:01
  Speaker 8: I believe it was the Cattle Ranch Steakhouse. If you
• 40:05
  Speaker 8: remember that, there was also Frontier Company Steakhouse. Yeah, and
• 40:09
  Speaker 8: now they're gone, like, full vegan. They've gone from, like,
• 40:12
  Speaker 8: steakhouse to plant-based. But they'll offer everything from burgers and
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: flatbreads to soups and salads. There'll be vegan sushi. There'll
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: be vegan desserts. They're going to have things like, you know,
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: Saturday morning yoga sessions. They'll have the silent disco thing,
• 40:29
  Speaker 8: night market. So they want to make this place sort
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: of like what Mills Market has become, sort of like
• 40:35
  Speaker 8: a destination spot. They want to have a lot of events.
• 40:38
  Speaker 8: They want to draw the vegan community, the plant-based eaters there,
• 40:42
  Speaker 8: and make it sort of like a hotspot for them.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: So that's Flamingo's Vegan Cafe. You can look for that
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: to open when?
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: By Thanksgiving.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Sorry, by American Thanksgiving. All right. So a sandwich company
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: that made quite a bit of a splash, what was it,
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: five or six years ago when these guys hit the
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: ground running, Badass Sandwiches?
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Or was it longer than that?
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I think even longer. Was it really? I think even longer.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:08
  Speaker 8: So Badass Sandwiches is right there in the Milk District
• 41:10
  Speaker 8: on Primrose. If you remember the owner, John Collazo, he
• 41:13
  Speaker 8: closed Badass Burgers on Curry Ford West and he merged
• 41:16
  Speaker 8: the menus together.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: And so now he's.
• 41:17
  Speaker 8: Offering a full-blown breakfast with pastries and croissants and all
• 41:21
  Speaker 8: this kind of stuff, courtesy of Lancanto Bakery, which is
• 41:25
  Speaker 8: like a Puerto Rican bakery. So if you look at
• 41:27
  Speaker 8: the Instagram, you know, he's making some legit, amazing-looking croissants, danishes,
• 41:33
  Speaker 8: sweet and savory danishes. He's got like this jalapeno chorizo
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: danish he's doing. Yeah, quesitos. morning buns, quiche, all this
• 41:43
  Speaker 8: kind of stuff. So it looks pretty legit. On top
• 41:47
  Speaker 8: of that, he's got the New Rich Coffee Company, which
• 41:49
  Speaker 8: is a Puerto Rican coffee company. They're sourcing your beans
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: from Puerto Rico. So yeah, it's become like this breakfast destination.
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: I think he's been doing it for the last couple
• 41:59
  Speaker 8: of weeks at least. And yeah, it's a little buzzy.
• 42:02
  Speaker 8: So if you're free tomorrow morning and want to check
• 42:04
  Speaker 8: out some new pastries, go to Badass' Sandwiches there in
• 42:07
  Speaker 8: the Milk District. That's my neck of the woods, so
• 42:09
  Speaker 8: I will definitely report.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: Also, Badass Sandwiches, one of the greatest drunken sandwich experiences
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: of my life. That's a stumble-in kind of joint? The
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: third time I was there, dude, I was just pretty hammered.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: I think they saw it in my eyes and they went,
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: Big Dog, we got you.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Make it juicier.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, give it double... A double Bring Him Back to
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Life sandwich. It was so sloppy and awesome.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: Not all of their sandwiches are sloppy, but I was
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: drunk and I just went to town.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: It was five stars that night. Heard nothing bad about him.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: And I hear he's also a cool guy.
• 42:46
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: I bet your kisses were very sloppy, too. John is
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: a really nice guy. Very nice guy.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's awesome.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: All right. touch by by raw yeah.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: Careful like you're talking about like jalapeno poppers and sandwiches
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: that's where that place can.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Go to all right i love that man all right
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: let's move on sandwiches are boffo they're they're insane boffo
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: is a good word let's move on to the last
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: one is this pain is it panty sweets panty.
• 43:09
  Speaker 8: Sweets yeah whoa whoa i think penny penny sweets i
• 43:13
  Speaker 8: think it's like panty sweets man is it panty is
• 43:17
  Speaker 8: there a t in there or not I don't.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Know, but in the sweets there is. It's making it worse.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know how. What is Panty Sweets? Panty Sweets.
• 43:26
  Speaker 8: So it used to be Emma's Sweet Delights there in Altamont.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, great.
• 43:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I think it was 1152 West State Road, 436.
• 43:35
  Speaker 8: It used to be Emma's Sweet Delights. She sold ice
• 43:39
  Speaker 8: cream and milkshakes and stuff like that. But now she's
• 43:41
  Speaker 8: expanding it and calling it Panty Sweets. I think it's
• 43:44
  Speaker 8: like pan.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Pan as in bread? Yeah, exactly. So bread and sweets.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: You guys are working so hard.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: We are working really hard. We don't have to work
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: that hard, though. We just have to add a T.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're working so hard, dude. You're wrong. There is
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: no T. It's just panty sweets. Pan as in bread.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: It still sounds like it. Yeah, it does.
• 44:03
  Speaker 10: It went from Emma's sweets to panty sweets.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: You can't dodge it. She's smart. I don't care what
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: you say. It looks amazing. Jack has the photos up now.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: They look amazing.
• 44:14
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but they're going to walk in and hear a
• 44:15
  Speaker 10: lot of guys go, oh.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: It's dessert.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Anyway, let's bring this back.
• 44:21
  Speaker 8: They're opening tomorrow. They're opening tomorrow morning at 9 a.m.
• 44:25
  Speaker 8: And again, fresh baked breads, pastries, desserts of all sorts.
• 44:29
  Speaker 8: The ice cream and the coffee will still be sold,
• 44:31
  Speaker 8: but it's now under a different name, Pan Pan.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Panty Sweets with no T. Can I ask, at Panty Sweets,
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: do they have muffins?
• 44:40
  Speaker 17: Oh.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Is that supposed to be some kind of joke?
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: No, it's not.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: I'm just asking the questions.
• 44:44
  Speaker 8: You can ask that question. I don't know if muffins.
• 44:47
  Speaker 8: I wouldn't be surprised if muffins were a part of
• 44:49
  Speaker 8: any sweets.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: I just don't know.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: I think I can only go there for my birthday.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Fresh bread, pastries, coffees, and sweet moments. Got to open tomorrow, huh?
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: Grand opening.
• 45:02
  Speaker 13: Look at that.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Grand opening tomorrow.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:04
  Speaker 8: By the way, the Casa Mezcal place that we were
• 45:06
  Speaker 8: talking about, the Sleuths, also are celebrating their grand opening tomorrow.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 45:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's wild that a place that's not breakfast, but
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: they have a coffee there. And when you see coffee,
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: you just assume it's maybe a breakfast spot. It's opening
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: at nine o'clock. That's a little late, isn't it? 9 a.m., man,
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: is it? Yeah, I mean, for a place that serves
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: coffee and pastries, I think it's a little late. But
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: it also serves ice cream.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
• 45:28
  Speaker 8: Well, maybe it's, I mean, this is their grand opening,
• 45:31
  Speaker 8: so maybe they're just doing that at 9 a.m. But
• 45:33
  Speaker 8: I see on weekdays, you know, like, for example, Badasses,
• 45:36
  Speaker 8: I think they open at 7 o'clock on weekdays. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 45:38
  Speaker 8: But on weekends, they open at 9. I think tomorrow
• 45:40
  Speaker 8: it might be 10 or something like that. So, yeah,
• 45:44
  Speaker 8: maybe the 9 a.m. is just for the grand opening.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no worries. It looks amazing, though, man.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Check it out.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Panty Sweets. Panty sweets. No tea. There's a tea in
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: the sweets, but not anywhere else. Oh, boy. Yeah, I mean,
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: what do you want us to do?
• 46:00
  Speaker 10: Just be you, babe.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Just be you. That's what we're doing.
• 46:03
  Speaker 12: I know.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: And it feels like you're judging us. Man, I want
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: one of those pistachio chocolate croissants right now, dude. Yeah,
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: dipped in chocolate.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Bring me one now with a cup
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: of coffee. God almighty.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Jim's sweating.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: I am sweating. It's so good.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Always good seeing you, buddy. Muppet. They have muffins. We
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: saw it. We have muffins. OrlandoWeekly.com. That's OrlandoWeekly.com. Go and
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: find the tip jar column. That's where Fayez writes about
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: all the cool stuff happening in town. And where can
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: they find you on Insta, dog? It's Fayez Cara. That's I-T-S-F-A-I-Y-A-Z-K-A-R-A.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: And next week, next week, a review.
• 46:44
  Speaker 14: Oh, nice.
• 46:45
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Very good. Good.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: All right, buddy. Always good talking to you. Have yourself
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: a wonderful weekend up there in Toronto, and we'll see
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: you soon. Likewise. Yeah. Good luck for FIAS, guys.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: What do you say?
• 46:54
  Speaker 9: Yay!
• 46:54
  Speaker 10: What a nice Canadian, eh?
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Yay! He's the greatest Canadian. We'll see you soon.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: Hell, you know it, eh? All right. 407-916-1041.
• 47:03
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  Speaker 3: Colbert crew, it's cooch.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: I think the CTE would be a lot less if
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: the guys had stopped slapping each other on the helmet
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: all the time. Let's slap each other on a shoulder
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: pad or something instead of the head.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Just a thought.
• 47:52
  Speaker 7: Out.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Hey, Jimmy.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
• 47:56
  Speaker 8: Hey, uh.
• 47:57
  Speaker 14: I know it feels like we kind of took a
• 47:59
  Speaker 14: loss yesterday with the whole drummies thing at 24%, but
• 48:02
  Speaker 14: you know what? I think that's valid. I mean, you know,
• 48:05
  Speaker 14: Willie Mays wore number 24.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 48:08
  Speaker 14: Jeff Gordon was number 24.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Rainbow Warrior.
• 48:10
  Speaker 14: Keeper Sutherland played in probably the best show ever, 24.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: The Great Kobe.
• 48:16
  Speaker 14: And you and Tori were married on what day?
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: The 24th. I like this guy's math.
• 48:24
  Speaker 7: Thanks, Michael.
• 48:24
  Speaker 9: Hi.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: This is Donna from Brevard. Hey, Donna.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: And I wanted to ask you, Jack, I had spoken
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: with you at Ross' show in Mount Dora about the
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Yardbirds song, which I know they're old, It's.
• 48:37
  Speaker 10: A Beautiful Morning.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Now, you backed that up and said, no, it's not
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: Yacht Rock. And then you're going to play Redbone and tell.
• 48:46
  Speaker 16: Me that is?
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Come on, Jim. I'm with you.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, girl.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: It's a Yardbirds song.
• 48:51
  Speaker 13: I will... I.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Will tell you why, because the Yardbird song was the 60s,
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: and that Redbone song was 1974.
• 48:59
  Speaker 10: And Yacht Rock is a 70s and 80s product.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Correct.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: That sounds like a weaseling out.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: No, those are firm, hard rules.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: All right, 407-916-1041, text 77031. I'm Jim, there's Deb.
• 49:12
  Speaker 10: At first, I thought she was asking Jack to back
• 49:14
  Speaker 10: that ass up.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: That's what I thought, too. Thanks, Donna.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: What do you want?
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: No, I just thought Jack wanted people to vote. Here
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: he is, jumping in the way of us and having
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: this little election. All right, so I like silly stuff
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: on Fridays. You guys like silly stuff on Fridays?
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Yeah, like the string? Yeah, it was running.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: It's messy, though, dude, the silliest of stuff. By the way,
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: don't spray silly string on a vehicle, especially if that
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: vehicle has light-colored paint. I learned that lesson because I
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: turned my car into a confetti cupcake. Oh, nice. Yeah,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: that stuff will stain your car. That dye leaches out
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: into the paint and it won't come out. Or a flame, right?
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a flame.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bad. I wonder if they changed the formula for
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: the flame because there are YouTube videos where it looks
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: like somebody dropped a bomb in a living room. They're
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: spraying the silly string while they're doing the cakes and
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: it just goes like flash paper.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: So I was on Reddit this morning and I saw
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: this thing and it asked this silly question. And the
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: silly question is this. Considering every city, or should we do,
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: was it county or was it city? It was city,
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: wasn't it? Yeah. The thing I was telling you about earlier?
• 50:30
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: So if every city in Florida... Oh.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: The question was this. It goes, hey, if every city
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: got into a fight... No, you've got to be specific.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: If every city in Florida... Yeah, if every city in
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: Florida got into a fight... Who would win and why
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: is it Jacksonville?
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying Duval County can't draw a good crowd
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: because Duval County happens to be the biggest. I think
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Jacksonville is the biggest city in the U.S.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Space-wise, right?
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because the city is the county. Yeah, the whole
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: city is Duval County. So it's gigantic, right, when it
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: comes to acreage or whatever. So if you were going
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: to put together a team of people, let's say there's
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: five of them, and this is like a fighting team,
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: and they had to go against each other, which city
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: in Florida would have the most savage team of fighters?
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Chipley.
• 51:28
  Speaker 10: I'm going straight to the panhandle.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I think you have to figure out what you're
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: fighting for. It's Florida. Nobody cares.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's fair.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Jacksonville's a good start. Jacksonville's going to have some stiff
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: competition up there. Why five? Why are we doing the
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: best five?
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: I guess you could do any city because here's the thing.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Jacksonville's got a ton of people there. Orlando has a
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: ton of people. If Orlando fights Mineola... They're going to
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: get stomped out because Mignola's got like 10 guys Jews from.
• 51:55
  Speaker 10: I would go to Jacksonville before I'd go to Miami.
• 51:57
  Speaker 10: After seeing the way the Tate brothers were dressed, there's
• 52:00
  Speaker 10: no way I'd put them on my team to fight.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: There's one thing that I... I think Miami can hold it.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, get your ass kicked in.
• 52:06
  Speaker 10: I mean, Liberty City, maybe.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Getting your ass kicked in capri pants is a bad look.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: You're going to hear a lot of opinions on this
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: topic and who's going to be the best fighter, but...
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: There's only one truth, and I think everyone already knows it.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: Orlando is not the answer.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Isn't that weird? If I say slap fight now.
• 52:27
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: Like, and yeah, we've got some parts of Orlando, but
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: when you grab all of us together as a collective, dude,
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: it gets pretty fro-yo. We are kind of soft when
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: it comes to a city.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: I think, man, but here's the thing.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: I asked this question because although I do know a
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: lot about Florida, I don't know about like the makeup
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: of these cities. Like only North Florida for the most part,
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: because that's where I spent most of my life. is
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: in northern Florida. But I don't know anything about down
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: by Naples. I don't know anything up in the Panhandle.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, I get an idea what those people are like.
• 52:56
  Speaker 10: Damn, I'll take a Waffle House worker from the Panhandle
• 52:59
  Speaker 10: or Jacksonville any day. I don't want anybody from Naples
• 53:03
  Speaker 10: or Fort Myers or Sarasota because, again, that's just a
• 53:06
  Speaker 10: slap fight.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: A couple of psycho hash brown makers from Pensacola.
• 53:08
  Speaker 18: Oh, come on.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: I'm in a toss-up between Jacksonville and my, I think
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: I have my answer, actually.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: It's 305. I'm going Miami. You're going to 305?
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: I'm going Miami.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I think the 305 can shoot you
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: the best. Like, I think if you're going to get
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: in a gunfight in 305, but when it comes to
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: just brawling 305. Hull County.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Polk County.
• 53:29
  Speaker 10: I mean, they're all ready.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: So do you go that rural route for that country strong?
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: You've got to get the scrappers. And you've got to remember,
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: it's the city, not the county. So inside Polk County,
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: you would have to find somewhere like, is it Davenport?
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: Is it Lakeland?
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: Is it Frostproof? You've got to pick a city.
• 53:48
  Speaker 10: Somebody texted us at 77031. Bassville Park, if there's a
• 53:52
  Speaker 10: rock involved.
• 53:53
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Dude, I got to tell you, somebody just threw up hands.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you straight up. And I'll tell
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: you this story before I... No, no, no.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Dude, I got told by a cop at one point
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: that even cops are afraid of going in the South Apopka.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Like that even cops on patrol have their heads on
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: a swivel when they're rolling through South Apopka. Really? It
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: could get thick up in South Apopka. So your Orlando
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: thing may be accurate, but when you throw like South Apopka,
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: places like that, maybe a couple of fellows in Pine Hills.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: You're going to.
• 54:28
  Speaker 10: Want to go to Leesburg and you, Matilda, but you're
• 54:30
  Speaker 10: going to want to avoid Mount Dora.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: That's why when my wife lost her phone and then
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: I located it to find my iPhone and it was
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: in South Apopka, I'm like, honey.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Let's get a new phone. Stop for a new phone, dude.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: You don't want that phone back.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Wherever it is, it's safe.
• 54:45
  Speaker 10: Somebody else will just text it as Crystal River Shrimpers,
• 54:48
  Speaker 10: Meth and White Boots.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: John Boats, White Boots and Meth. Bring it.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: I think it's pronounced Pervitin or Pervitin, which is the
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: drug that Nazis took in the fort in 39.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, just to make them charge and go crazy. To
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: storm France. Like the Mad Max face spray stuff. That's
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: the same argument I got going for Miami.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: You see what I'm going with? They got PEDs. I
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: think Miami. Oh, really?
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all day.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: Let's rule out Key West.
• 55:19
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: They're too chill, dude. They're too drunk. Let's roll out
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: Naples and Fort Myers, that whole area down there, soft
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: and cold.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: Too old.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: But they got money.
• 55:27
  Speaker 10: Drunk strike. My front line is going to go Jacksonville
• 55:31
  Speaker 10: and Daytona back up by Miami.
• 55:33
  Speaker 17: Oh, Daytona is thick. What about us weirdos here in Daytona?
• 55:37
  Speaker 17: They don't want to whoop your ass in jean shorts.
• 55:39
  Speaker 17: I mean, you wouldn't be in jean shorts. Miami is
• 55:44
  Speaker 17: just like, I've seen the devil down there. That's my experience.
• 55:50
  Speaker 17: I'm scared of that city. They're literally about to make
• 55:53
  Speaker 17: a grand theft auto out of it. And don't dance
• 55:56
  Speaker 17: around the fact of why they are doing that.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Dude, how about some of those boys from West Melbourne? Jack,
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: you got some Melbournes. You got some Melbourne knowledge? Yeah.
• 56:05
  Speaker 13: No.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: No?
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: You're better off in Daytona? It's not Brevard. It's not Brevard?
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: It's a nice sleepy community. That's what I like about it.
• 56:13
  Speaker 10: Somebody did say Jacksonville is one of the few places
• 56:17
  Speaker 10: on earth where the– hang on a second. Texts are
• 56:20
  Speaker 10: coming in so fast. where the good old boys in
• 56:24
  Speaker 10: the hood will unite under most circumstances.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing. Here's the thing. You can have
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: a lot of differences, but if you went to those
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: communities where they usually wouldn't chill together and they said, hey,
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: those guys are there so they can whip your ass,
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: that would be a different machine altogether. That's when they
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: all unite in arms and all of a sudden they're brothers. Exactly.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: And it's fight time.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: But I also don't rule out Jacksonville because— Jacksonville's thick.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: They got guns and, to me, I think Jacksonville has
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: kind of like— in a weird way, solved more racism
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: than not. Their community would bond together. If you've ever
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: been to a Jacksonville Jags game, you're like, oh.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: My God, dude.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're right.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: Look at these communities collaborating right now.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: You're absolutely right. Gainesville's out. It's just a bunch of bros.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: They'll be too drunk. Just like Tallahassee. They'll just try
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: to drug you and make.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: As an Orlandoan, it still has me fighting for like,
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: does it have to be a fight? Yeah.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: Dude, I'm going to tell you, though, I don't know
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: that you're accurate on that. Dude, we got a legit
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: UFC fighter here. Seth Petruzzelli is from Orlando. He's like
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: a legit winning UFC fighter. Now, he's a little bit
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: older now.
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: I'm sure Miami has some, like, hit bowl of a
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: UFC fighter on the come up right now.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Are you saying Miami or Liberty City, dude? Are we
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: getting into the specifics down there?
• 57:38
  Speaker 10: You have to because you still have South Beach. Ain't
• 57:42
  Speaker 10: nobody going to break a nail or get their hair
• 57:44
  Speaker 10: messed up on South Beach.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: Ain't none of the Brazilians fighting on South Beach. Yeah,
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: but can it just be like a dance-off instead? It's
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: not going to be a dance-off.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: If that's the case, I mean, nobody even questions Orlando.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: I'll put my money on the city where the whole
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: cocaine trade is happening.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Or has happened.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: Like I said, man, I saw the devil down there.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: I've seen things that I'm like, there's no other place
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: in the country that this is happening as normalized as possible.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: Somebody texted and said, no love for Poinciana? I got
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: a little love for Poinciana. You get down to Poinciana
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: and Kissimmee, you get some fellas up there, you can
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: scrap a little bit as well. Yeah, it's tough. God,
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: you guys can't get off Miami, huh? Anybody in the panhandle?
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: Destin's no good. That's just a bunch of retirees. Pensacola's
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: no good. Don't rule out Yankee Town.
• 58:33
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm going like Chipley. I'm going Stark. I'm going
• 58:36
  Speaker 10: all those frustrated prison workers and Air Force.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: Soldiers on the base. Stark, what about the prisoners? Oh,
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: I don't think they could take Duval.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Oh, I don't know about that.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: I do. Tallahassee is out.
• 58:48
  Speaker 10: You see what's come out of Duval?
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those bitches in Tallahassee can't do anything.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: No.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: Much less fight.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: I really want to see Jacksonville and Miami fight now. Oh,
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: that'd be great, wouldn't it? I think that's your one-two
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: seed right there. That should be the halftime show when
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: they play each other. Do the Jacks and the Dolphins
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: play each other?
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: They have to, right?
• 59:05
  Speaker 10: I don't know, but all I can picture is Jacksonville
• 59:07
  Speaker 10: bringing their little brother Daytona to fight with their other best...
• 59:10
  Speaker 10: friend Miami.
• 59:10
  Speaker 15: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: And Jacksonville is going to be one of this. It's
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: going to be four gigantic good old boys, and then
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: one guy who's like 5'4, by far the most dangerous
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: guy in the group. That guy eats metal for breakfast.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, that guy is not the one to be
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: trifled with. And then for just Central Florida, that's also
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: a fun question. Who do you got?
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: And I think for Central Florida, would you call Daytona
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: Central Florida, right?
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: East Central Florida.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: If you give me Daytona, I would say Daytona.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Let's keep it local.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: You'd say Daytona.
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: Let's keep it local.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: What about the Tri-County area?
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: Orlando, Kissimmee?
• 59:47
  Speaker 10: Polk County, just all of Polk County.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: And Seminole County. Out of Seminole, Orange, and Osceola County,
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: who's winning that fight? That's Osceola all day, right?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's Kissimmee.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: But Seminole's got Sanford, Chuliota, Bithlow. Got some good old
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: boys out there that know how to throw down a
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: little bit. Geneva.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 10: Don't you have Taintville out in Seminole County?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: We have Taintville out there, and their Mac is the name.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: Smells funny. I'm not going to dodge around it as well.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: It was brought up already on this segment, but... Out
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: of all the local, I'm not going to dance around it.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: Now Orlando's got it.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: No. Wait, those three counties?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 15: No.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: Downtown is. Oh, yeah. Downtown's terrible. It's going through something. Yeah,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: they are. And it's really pain. But the thing is,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: you guys, they don't fight. They shoot. I'm talking about
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: people who fight. They don't settle their arguments by pulling
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: out guns like bitches. They actually put it down and
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: get at it, dude. That's what I'm talking about. They'd
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: be squabbling.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: Do they?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: They'd be squabbling next to that cantina every.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: Now and then. I don't know, dude.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: Osceola County. It's a very fun topic. I feel like
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: you can drag some fools out of St. Cloud that
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: can do some damage, dude.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 10: Somebody asked if Grady Judd's officers get to participate.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: Because in Jacksonville, I feel like you've got the best
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: parts of being Southern Strong.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of overalls and axes out in Jacksonville.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: Tons of that, dude.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Tons of flannel. A lot of flannel. A lot of jerky, like,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: what you looking at? Yeah, a lot of boots and
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: flannel up there.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: So you got the best parts of Southern Strong, but
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: then you also have that city we fight in the
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: parking lot without shirts on.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: Right, right, right, right. So you also have some cities that,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: like Jacksonville, I think you benefit from military bases in
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: the area. Oh, that's another good point.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: Because I thought, where does my giant brother-in-law live? And
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: it is in the Jacksonville area.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 9: Really?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: He's like a monster.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 15: Oh, really?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 10: Is he really?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: Want to blink with him a little bit?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: No, that's a no-go scenario.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: That's just at the end of the day, I keep
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: going back to Miami because... Cocaine is one hell of
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: a drug.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: You guys just feel, you just think there's going to
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: be five completely coked out dudes down there that are
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: going to just blow everybody out? Is that what you believe?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: I don't think people really know how much drugs is
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: in Miami. I think everybody kind of understands what Miami
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: is all about, dude. Since about the 80s. They haven't
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: really kept it a secret. They had a TV show
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: about it. They had movies about it. There were documentaries
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: about it. And then even then, I'm like, underrated. Yeah.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: Like, it's something else. I've never seen anything that normalized before.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: All right, 407-916-1041.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: Text us, 77031. Back in a sec with more of
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: the Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 18: Hey, how's it going?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Aloha Friday.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 18: Hey, let me chime in on this toughest city thing.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 18: Person for person, and while the populace doesn't equal your
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 18: big cities in Florida, you got to put up front
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 18: those guys in Grant or Holopaw. I mean, it's a
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 18: prerequisite in fifth grade to kill a pig with your
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 18: bare hands out in the bush. Everybody's armed. Everybody learns
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 18: how to shoot basically by the time they get training
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 18: wheels off. And some rowdy rough boys out there in
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 18: the countryside.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Aloha. Aloha, brother.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 13: Hey, you guys. K-Y-K-A. Key West kicks ass. End of discussion.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: I disagree.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Happy weekend, Cobra.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: Beginning of discussion. Bradshaw, I heard you mention Yankee Town.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: Yep. Fun fact about Yankee Town.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: Did you know that that was one of the original
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: sundown towns?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, was it really?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: And if y'all don't know what that is, go ahead
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: and look that up.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: That might give y'all something to talk about.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 7: Oh, sorry, guys.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: I'm in KWKA.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: The voice sounds so weird.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 11: Hey, JCS crew, what's going on?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: This is Ray.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 11: I've got to represent Osceola County because they have generations
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 11: of southern boys that will throw down. This generation, last generation,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 11: especially if they come from.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Kissimmee, St.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Cloud, Narcoossee.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, man.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 11: Not so much Orange County because although they have downtown Orlando,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 11: who's going to throw down if they come from, like,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 11: Sand Lake or Celebration, the Disney area?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: That's my two cents. Go Osceola County.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: Hey, Jimmy and crew, happy Friday.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: Hey, man.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 9: Key West, Florida in 1982 was the first to start
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 9: a war with the United States government, secede from the government,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 9: and within 24 hours, sued them back for war reparations
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 9: and won. Yay, Conk Republic, live on.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Love you, shit guys. As always, take care.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: Have a blessed day.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: All right, 407-916-1041. Text us 77031.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: I'm Jim.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: There's Deb. Hello.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: Jack is here as well.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 12: Yo.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: So is Ross. Let's do it.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: Let's do Whiskey of the Week.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Forward slash distillery and Blending House present Whiskey.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, big thanks to our friends over at Forward Slash.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: That's drinkforwardslash.com. If you want to find them on Insta,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: that's also drinkforwardslash. They are a blending house here in Orlando. Actually,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: the only one in Orlando. One of the only few
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: blending houses actually in the entire U.S. I think world. Really?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: There's not many.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: Milky Way?
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: No, Compass Box is the one that I got introduced to.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: When it comes to blend houses, and then they are
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: doing something else. Michael and Tim, awesome guys. They have
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: a wonderful place over there right in Winter Park that
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: you can go and check out. It's a tasting room,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: and they make cocktails.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Really awesome fellas with a love for whiskey, and the
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: place is a great chill zone for sure. The whiskey
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: that we're featuring today is called Rhapsody Bourbon. Rhapsody, R-H-A-P-S-O-D-Y.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: And I don't know why I'm telling you this, because
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: it's already sold out. It's their first whiskey release ever.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: It was released September of 2023 and stood out as
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: not your typical bourbon, a blend of pot still and
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: column still whiskeys from different agricultural areas and climates created
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: something completely unique.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: This one makes.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: His favorite old-fashioned ever. And the funny thing is, I
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: did not read this before I said what to you
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: a minute ago, Ross. You said this is going to
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: make the best old-fashioned.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: And I will tell you why.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: Now, it doesn't say that you find this flavor note
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: in this, but I know for a fact this is
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: the case, and I'll tell you why. I've had Old
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Fashions made with whiskeys and bitters that have this flavor
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: in there. And this particular flavor has a really unique
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: effect on an Old Fashioned. When you add the simple,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: you add the cherry, you get the orange in there,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: the bitters in there. The particular flavor that I find
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: in this is going to bring that to life. And
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: I cannot wait to go home tonight and make an
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: Old Fashioned with that bottle of whiskey. What is the flavor?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: You tell me. That's the whole thing. You drink it,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: and you tell me what you feel in there.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: What I tasted was caramel was the thing that I
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: was picking up.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: Definitely caramel. You're going to get that a lot with bourbon.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: You're going to get caramel, you're going to get orange,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: and you're going to get vanilla and bourbon a lot already.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: And I got apple when I took a sip. There's
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: definitely some green apple in there as well. That's what
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: Ross said, yeah. But there's one, in my opinion... One
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: predominant flavor in there that really is going to turn
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: this out for an old-fashioned. Do you agree, Ross?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: You're right. I said it like that for a reason,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: because you're very right. Once you said it to me,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: I went, yeah, I got a ways to go. Because
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: that is the prominent note that now I experience.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: At the end of that... Okay, you got a little
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: in your, Jack?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: All right, close your eyes, Jack.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: Take a sip.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a spice. It's not like anything like that.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: It's not a fruit. Nothing like that. But it's something
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: you eat during Christmas. You can eat it year-round, but
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: I know they're around a lot in Christmas. Peppermint. That's funny.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: You said the same thing.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: I also said mint.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: Walnut.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: There's walnut in this for sure. So when you have walnuts,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: and I've had an old-fashioned made with walnut-infused bourbon. Do
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: you remember it? I actually think it came in here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: Do you remember that?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: They brought the walnut-infused bourbon in here, and we made
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: old-fashioned with it because we did this with Scott Maxwell.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Matter of fact, I think it was his bourbon that
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: had it, was it not? Yeah. It's unbelievable. I think
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: they washed it with walnut or something. Simply amazing, unique
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: flavor that adds that nuttiness to this bourbon that I
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: think is absolutely delicious.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: I mean delicious.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: This is one of my favorites from them, by the way.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: I actually just experienced my favorite bourbon from them.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: It is phenomenal. Good luck. If you can find it,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: buy it. It's called Patience.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Sent me to a stratosphere.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this one's damn good, dude. Just enough sweetness that
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: you like with those bourbons. You won't have to add
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: a lot of simple to this to get your old-fashioned
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: where you like it. But this is a really good whiskey.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: This is really good. Yeah, they only made like 1,239
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: bottles of this. It's already gone. But the reason we
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: featured this whiskey today is this just kind of gives
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: you an idea of the quality of spirit they kind
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: of get out of that place, you know? And it's
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: just so exclusive.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: I can't stop doubling down on that, is that every
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: bottle from... forward slash, is special by nature just because
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: it's a blend house and that they're doing it successfully.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: Every bottle is special.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: So good, dude.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't find it anywhere else.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: And they are open six days a week, every day
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: except Tuesday, but open tonight until 11, tomorrow night.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: At 2 to 11 as well. You can go hang out.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: Mention the Jim Colbert Show. You get a free shot.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, man. And I'll tell you something else, too.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: They do corporate events. and you know we took our
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: bourbon bus there it was the first stop and it
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: was the best decision we ever made but the minute
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: we walked in there i i think i looked at
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: jacker i looked at somebody from the station i'm like
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: this is a perfect place like a company event to
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: do like a tasting room kind of event or something
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: like that with a little light food and stuff would
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: go over so well this is a wonderful place forward
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: slash is the place it's drink forward slash.com i've.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: Got my rankings real fast You ready? Number three, I'm
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: going to give it to Rhapsody. This is my third favorite.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: All right. Number two, and I can't believe I'm saying
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: this because it's a rye, and I have never liked
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: a rye before.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: That Thornhurst.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the one you couldn't shut up about.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: I still can't. If it had balls, I'd be gay.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: And number one. Sorry.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 9: Sorry.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: And number one is that Patience. It's called Patience.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: It is a peaty whiskey, but it was left in
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: these sherry barrels.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: So you have the smoke, the sweet, and it is
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: balanced to perfection. I cannot recommend Forward Slash enough.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Very good.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: We love you guys. Thank you so much. That's Forward Slash.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: DrinkForwardSlash.com on Instagram. Drink Forward Slash. Thanks, guys. Appreciate it.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: The whiskey today was Rhapsody Bourbon, and it is a winner.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: Back in a sec with more of the Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 20: Hey, Cobra Crew. My first ever talk back. I just
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 20: wanted to chime in on the fight thing. I think
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 20: you guys are sleeping on the villages, man.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 20: I mean, there's a lot of people out there already,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 20: and they're growing by the thousands every year. And not
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 20: only that, but I've heard that most of the people
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 20: out there, like, they come with aids.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, come on.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 20: I guess that means they have backup, like, assistants.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, there you go.
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  Speaker 17: Okay, good.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 20: That's what I've heard.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: I think you.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 14: Guys should really reconsider, because.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 20: There's a lot of people out there with aids, and.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of people... Yeah, and you got T-Bag
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: out there.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: As well, right?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 13: Yeah, but.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: He got to catch them before he cracks that first one.
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  Speaker 13: Food after morning Colbert.
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  Speaker 16: I have to start off by saying I am a
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  Speaker 16: wicked proud brother today because my little sister just about
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 16: 6 o'clock yesterday brought a beautiful, healthy baby girl into
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 16: this world.
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  Speaker 2: Uncle T.
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  Speaker 13: And my God, she came in swinging.
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  Speaker 2: At 8 pounds, 8 ounces.
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  Speaker 3: Good Lord.
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  Speaker 16: Keep in mind, my sister's 5'2. But beside all that
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 16: lovely news, Jimmy... What do you call a cow that's
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 16: had a baby?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's decaffeinated. Big T out. Hey everybody, I'm Swilly.
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  Speaker 6: I just wanted to wish a big fat happy birthday
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  Speaker 6: to my brother Big T.
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  Speaker 2: He's going to be a whopping 43 years old tomorrow.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: I hope he has a great one. I'm just kidding,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: he's going to be 36.
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  Speaker 3: Love you, brother.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, goodbye. Happy birthday, Big T. Happy birthday, Big T.
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  Speaker 2: All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. We're
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  Speaker 2: already at 104.1.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Jim.
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  Speaker 3: There's Deb.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Jack.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: Good morning. And Ross for you here as well.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: He's an uncle.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: Michael Wanzi coming up in just a few minutes. Wanzi,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: you'll know for years here in Orlando. I call him
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: the Truman Capote of Orlando. He's a playwright. He's an actor.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: He's a writer. He's a performer. And I will tell you,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: has written... Some of the funniest bits that I've ever seen,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: we would go down to the Parliament House to their
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: theater every Christmas and see this show that he would write,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: and it inevitably would be one of the funniest things
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: I've seen of the year. He's a legend in Orlando.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: We'll talk to Michael in a few minutes. I'm excited.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: I'm very pumped.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: Have you ever met him?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: Too many times. I've gone down to the pumpkin patch.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Very good.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: I won't ask what that is. You've also gone down
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: to the pumpkin patch. I've not gone down to the
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: pumpkin patch. I've done no pumpkin patching with any male. Well,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: it looks like you might be going down to the
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: pumpkin patch on this next segment.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know what you're talking about, but I
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: don't like that.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: You'll find out. No, I'm not going to find out.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: I will not find out. He doesn't like the mystery.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: He was also in a really bad wreck, he's going
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: to tell us about as well. Did you see the
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: photographs he sent over?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude, his knee is like Dunzo. So we'll talk
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: to Michael here in a second. I do have another
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: topic from Reddit. I wanted to see what you guys think. Now,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: I think this is going to fire Jack up a
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: little bit.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 2: Let me ask you a quick question. Jack, your home
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: is fenced, is it not?
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: You have a wooden fence around your entire property in
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: your backyard?
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Same.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: So you as well, right?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. I do not have a wooden fence, although I
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: lived in a house, a couple of them actually, that
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: had the wooden fence around the backyard. Pretty stereotypical for
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: a neighborhood anywhere, really, not necessarily in Florida. Let me
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: ask you a quick question. You always build that fence
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: so the outside part of the fence is the part
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  Speaker 2: that looks good to people looking at it, correct?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: Correct.
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  Speaker 2: So the boards that build the fence and give it
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: structure on the inside, that's what you see. Right. The
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: people on the outside see the finished fence.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's how– I don't know if it's legally
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  Speaker 3: or the code you're supposed to do it, but also
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  Speaker 3: there's definitely a security reason why you would want to
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: do it that way as well.
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  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, because you could use that other thing to
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: just climb right over, right?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, and that's what they say, especially if you have
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  Speaker 10: a pool– You have to keep that stuff on the
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  Speaker 10: inside so that kids can't use it as a ladder
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  Speaker 10: to climb over your fence.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a horizontal support bar midway through. You want
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: that on the inside. Otherwise, that could be a foothold
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: to climb over the fence. So that is your fence, correct?
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  Speaker 12: Correct.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So your fence separates your yard from your next neighbor's yard.
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  Speaker 3: Indeed.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: Your next door yard. So does that mean that the
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: guy who lives in the house next to you can
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  Speaker 2: hang stuff on that fence?
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  Speaker 3: Hmm.
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  Speaker 2: On their side of the fence. Story out of Reddit today,
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  Speaker 2: a guy lives in exactly the same scenario we're set up.
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  Speaker 2: Lives in a neighborhood where the backyards are divided by
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: wooden fences. We see them everywhere in America. And the
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  Speaker 2: guy said he'd lived there for 27 years. The next
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: door neighbor just moved in. Fine people, no problem whatsoever.
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  Speaker 2: But he noticed that for being there about three weeks,
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  Speaker 2: the guy had hung string lights on his inside part
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  Speaker 2: of this guy's fence. See what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 13: I got it.
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  Speaker 2: In other words, the lights are for the guy's yard. Absolutely.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: But they're hung on this guy's fence. No problem with that.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: Without his permission. Yeah. He didn't ask.
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  Speaker 13: Hey.
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  Speaker 2: Then he turns them on and leaves them on all
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: the time. He called the guy and said, hey, look, man,
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  Speaker 2: those those lights need to come down. That's my fence
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  Speaker 2: and it's bright and I can see it all day long.
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  Speaker 2: He turns the lights off, but doesn't pull him down
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  Speaker 2: from the fence.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: What's the what's the thing there? Like, do you believe
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  Speaker 2: that the person who's looking at the outside of your fence,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: that is the inside of their fence? has the right
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: to hang stuff on it. I mean, it could be anything.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: It could be ornamental yard stuff. It could be little
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: planters that you put on there. It could be your
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: pool skimmer. It could be anything.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So by law and definition, your fence needs to be
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: on your property. Therefore, if that fence is on his
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: neighbor's property, you should not legally be hanging things on
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: it without their permission.
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  Speaker 2: But come on, man.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: It is a little bit. Come on, man.
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  Speaker 3: Come on.
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  Speaker 8: It is a little.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, man.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: I believe.
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  Speaker 3: So you would be fine with him.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: I think legally he has the right to say that's
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: my phone. Take the lights off.
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  Speaker 10: But if you like flaming bags of dog poo on
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 10: your front step, you can be.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: So if your next door neighbor ran string lights across
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: the top of that fence, right, all the way around
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: their yard to decorate his yard. But yet it also
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: shown that light in your yard. That was now something
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: you were going to see every day of your life.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: No problem.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, no problem.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because the neighbor behind me has, you know, and
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: or I do, you know, if you have a security
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: light in the back. That just happens to be– so
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: my bedroom, if light is on, I'm getting light in
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: my house that I can.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: See in my bedroom. So something moves, it trips that light,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: turns it on.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: So they have a right to have that light and
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: direct it into their yard. The fact that it overshines
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: into my yard.
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  Speaker 2: But that's not attached to something you purchased. It is not.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: And so legally, this guy is– allowed to say, where
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: do you draw the line though? What if he starts
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: putting stuff up at the top? Like, let's say, let's
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: say he goes Mount Dora, um, uh, starry night crazy.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you where I draw the line. And starts
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: like painting it and putting stuff on top of it,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: drilling stuff into the top. I mean, he wants to
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: make it his.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I draw the line where it negatively affects, affects the, uh,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: the desired performance of the fence. Like if he hangs
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: things on too heavy and it.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: Now starts swaying or whatever.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: But anything else you're fine with? Most things, yeah.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: For me, it's that wire. I don't want the thing
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: going around my fence. I would probably be like, can
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: we hang it up some other way?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we can't.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: That's how it is. Then I'm going to take it off. No,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: you can't do that.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: What's wrong with the wire itself? on the other side.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: So you'd have to go into his yard to be
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: able to do that.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: Or climb over.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: How I picture it is the light is going around
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: just like one fence.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: Like a picket?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: Like a picket? Yeah, at the top.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: He just ran the light across the top of the
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: fence and stapled it in there. But you can see
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: the lights. You can't see the light itself, but you
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: can see the glow of the light because it's right
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: up top. This is how I hang them on my
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: neighbor's fence.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: I wedge the plug end.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: In between two pickets and you swoop down about 10
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: or so and then you go around one and then
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: you swoop down about 10 or so.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: You go around that one and you continue until you
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: run out of lights.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: How do you feel about it, Debra?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: Um well you you paid for the fence but the
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: the fence faces uh out on your next door neighbor
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: your next door neighbor says well that's also my fence
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: now because it's separating our yard even though it's not
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: and that person starts decorating or taking um you know
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: whatever liberties they feel to make that fence feel like
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: their property but it's your fence well.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 10: I don't know i mean because we have I mean,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 10: we're so close. I could see a sesame seed in
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 10: my neighbor's front teeth, especially on the right hand side.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: And we do share a fence.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: You should floss.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 10: And there are things hanging on that fence. Now, if
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 10: and when she were to replace that fence. I don't
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 10: think we'd feel comfortable just automatically going back and placing
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 10: things back on.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: So let me ask this. Let me ask you the
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: other way. If they paid for the fence, would you
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: feel comfortable doing that on your side?
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: Because when we moved in next door to Code Black,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: we had a fence that was kind of decrepit. So
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: Code Black's fence kind of was our fence until we
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: built another fence that went right along his. And I
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: would have felt really weird, even like Jack was saying,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: screwing two of those hooks there so I could put
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: my pool skimmer or pool brush, which is kind of
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: a common thing, I wouldn't have even done that.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 10: No, I wouldn't have done that without permission.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: It's not my property. Not drilling into, if you're damaging
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: the wood. Let's say staple these things onto the wood.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: Can hang them, but I wouldn't put holes in someone
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: else's fence.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 10: And here's the other thing, too. So if you even
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 10: have a neighbor who leans things up against the fence,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 10: the question in the end is, how much of a
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 10: good neighborly relationship matters over... Now, I understand when they're
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 10: actually impacting the quality of what you've just installed, but
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 10: we're of the ilk of, man, we just.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 10: We don't want any of that smoke.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Don't want any of that smoke.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 10: I don't want to be part of Fear Thy Neighbor
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 10: on Investigation Discovery.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 4: That confrontation can just determine the next decade of your life.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 10: Absolutely. Absolutely.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: You simply do not know how people are going to
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: take that when you kind of step to them a
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: little bit, right?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: You don't.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 10: And then once it starts and it snowballs, then what,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 10: your option is to sell that house that you love
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 10: and move?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: And your cat's missing?
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: Because you're complaining about some Christmas lights?
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 10: Or someone leaving a boat as your husband is sick
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 10: and dying?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: I read this.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 10: Who would do that?
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: That poor widow.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 13: I know.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: And she was a widow.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: I hope she's okay.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: It's Jim. Jim did that.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: My bad.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: Just wanted to say that for the new listeners.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: Thanks. Appreciate that.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: He's very thorough. I do it for the people. Jim
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: did that. That's the best part of this whole thing.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: People are going to replay this. Jim did that. People
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: are going to replay this starting to figure out exactly
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: what you're talking about. It's the old lady I call
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: the cops on. I think it wasn't the cops. It
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: was the code enforcement.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: Which is even worse. They cleared her ass right out there,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: didn't they? It's code enforcement.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: Because her late husband's dream project was a sailboat he
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: was building in their backyard and Jim didn't want to
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: see it over his fence.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: But Jack, I did not know that the husband had passed. Actually,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: I found out when we were talking about how mad
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: she was about the tarp thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 10: I mean, Like you made it any better.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: As the police were walking her away in handcuffs, he
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: found out.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: Stop it. They never cuffed her. They never cuffed her.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: You didn't call the cop. You called code enforcement? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: That's the most bob cut thing I've.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 13: Ever heard you do.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 10: That's a real Karen and Chad moment, isn't it?
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: You're that guy. You're that guy. You have their number?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: Karen Colbert over there. That's a real. But this was
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: two for one online.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: That kind of moment, what you're saying? All right, 407-916-1041,
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  Speaker 2: text 77031. Comedy and theater legend Michael Wanzi up next
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: here on The Jim Colbert Show.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, Rossy P, Thornhurst or I here.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: What do you mean, if I had balls?
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 8: You gonna act like you don't remember hanging off them
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 8: jokers last week?
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Lord.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: Sip, sip.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: Check it if you got it.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. We're
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: already at 104.1.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 10: Oh, wow.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: I'm Jim.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: There's Deb.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: Hello. Jack is here.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: And so is Sauce Daddy. Made me laugh. Guys, when
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: I tell you, we are in the midst of an
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: Orlando legend. If you have seen any plays, if you
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: ever went to the Parliament House to see some of
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: the wonderful events they put on there, if you've ever
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: listened to the film trial for many years, some of
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: the best movie reviews, some of the most bombastic movie
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: reviews of all time, guys, if you don't mind, good
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  Speaker 2: and loud, for Mr. Michael One Day.
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  Speaker 12: Yay!
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  Speaker 3: Yay!
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  Speaker 2: Hey, thanks for having me. What a sight for sore eyes,
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: my friend. You are an absolute legend. Always good seeing you, Michael.
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  Speaker 3: How's things?
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  Speaker 13: Couldn't be better.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 13: All things considered, since I almost killed myself. So, yeah.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: I saw that tiny little car you were driving.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I had it on collision in a smart car.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Not smart. Yeah, no.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not smart.
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  Speaker 13: Broke my femur in two.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 10: Oh, my gosh.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 13: Now, I hear– And smashed my ankle on the same leg.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's terrible.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: Now, you can confirm this now because you have the experience.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: It is said that when you break a femur, that
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: that's the most pain that a human being can experience,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: that one of the only things equal to like childbirth
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: with no.
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  Speaker 13: They told me other than a third-degree burn.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 13: Yeah, that it's– Did you experience that? And that's just
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 13: if you break it.
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  Speaker 3: Right, yeah.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 13: Most people don't break it in two. I snapped it
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  Speaker 13: right in two.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 13: So I have a titanium rod in my leg now.
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  Speaker 19: Damn, really?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, are you still completely mobile? You walked in
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: here with no problems.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 13: I walk with no problem, yeah.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's awesome, man. So you made it out. I mean,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: you're safe. That's good.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: That's a blessing.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: I was almost killed in the first nursing home I
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 13: was in.
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  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 13: I am serious, yeah.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: What'd they do?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean, if it weren't for my friends who
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 13: literally had to break me out They wouldn't let– we
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 13: hired our own– it was so horrible. We hired our own–
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 13: or my friends, Rich Chiron and Kenny Howard, hired our
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 13: own medical transport to come and take me out and
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 13: bring me somewhere else. And they wouldn't let them in
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 13: to take me out. And my friends had to threaten
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 13: to call 911 and report them for holding me hostage.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 13: It was crazy. But, yeah, they were absolutely horrible. And
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 13: I was in such pain. And I couldn't stand it.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 13: And I would be begging for the pain pills. And
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 13: they would tell me I'd have to. Then they'd give
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 13: it to me. And I would feel nothing. So finally,
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 13: I got my primary to come and be in the building.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 13: And they told me not to take them the next
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 13: time they gave me my pills. And then texted them.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 13: And she came in. And she looked at the pills.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 13: And she said, I have no idea what this is.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 13: But this is not your opioid.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: What is going on?
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 13: They were stealing my pain pills and selling them.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: Who was running this facility? Was it Charlie Sheen?
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: Did they get turned in? Did you follow up with that?
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 13: We did everything we did, and I've contacted several lawyers,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 13: but because, you know, unless they just said... Without tons
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 13: of money, there was nothing.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: And not to mention, it would be difficult to prove
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: that ever happened. Well, you have a cool show coming
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: up that we want to talk about today. Tell me
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: about Dolores Scrudd.
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  Speaker 13: Well, Dolores Scrudd is a character I have been playing
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 13: for over 30 years, I think. She's been in several
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 13: of my plays at the Parliament House. She used to
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 13: live at the Carolina Moon Trailer Court next to the
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 13: Parliament House. And then I just did a Christmas show
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 13: now that the Parliament House is closed. And in the
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 13: Christmas show, Dolores was having an interview with Scott Maxwell
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 13: from the Orlando Sentinel. And he actually went into the
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 13: recording studio and recorded his part. Oh, that's kind of fun.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 13: And it was over the phone, and the audience was
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  Speaker 13: listening in. And it was at the Waterbug Trailer Plots
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  Speaker 13: in Laundrette, is where she lived at the time. And
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  Speaker 13: the interview was all about the book she had written,
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 13: how interesting. Serving up biscuits and gravy helped me overcome
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 13: a lifetime of racism and bigotry.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 13: And so now in this show that's playing now, the
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  Speaker 13: book has become a hit. She's become rich and famous.
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  Speaker 13: She's moved into The View, overlooking Lake Eola.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 13: And she's been on a speaking engagement tour. She's met
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 13: with the Pope. She's been to Buckingham Palace. She's even
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 13: been to Mar-a-Lago, and she tells all about it. And
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 13: she even takes questions from the audience this time around
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  Speaker 13: and answers them impromptu on stage.
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  Speaker 2: That's very nice. You know, you were talking a little
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: bit before you came on the air, and you actually
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: brought this up to me because I didn't really realize
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: it until you said it. You do write a lot
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: of stuff, but you do keep it local, right? You
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: try to kind of blend in things that people would
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: kind of recognize, landmarks, people.
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  Speaker 13: I really do. And when other theater companies have licensed
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 13: my work to do it elsewhere– they often have, they
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 13: write back and ask if they can change it and
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 13: make it about, and I'm like, no. And they would say, well,
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 13: but no one here is going to get it. I'm like,
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 13: everybody knows Orlando.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 13: The lines was was doug's character in in our show
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 13: picking up the phone from disney and the audience hears
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 13: him on his end say Yeah, you have a magical
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 13: day too. And they said, of course, they said, no
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 13: one's going to get that. And I'm like, who do
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 13: you think comes to Florida? They come from all over
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 13: the country. So I never let them change it. And
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 13: I insist in the contract that they have to keep
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 13: all the Orlando references.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: That's awesome. I love that.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: Talking to Michael Wanzi, he has a show coming up.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: We'll tell you more about the dates here in a second, Ross. Yeah, Wansi,
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: I love writing.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 4: We've shared the stage before, and I've never asked you this,
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 4: and I would love to know how you feel about it.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 4: When I write or when I make, the first feeling
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 4: that I get is actually hate because I want to–
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 4: I want to poop on whatever I'm making. I want
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 4: to hold it to the fire. I want to make
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 4: sure I want to critique it. I want to tear
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 4: it apart. And at the very end, after all of
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: my tearing apart and holding it to the fire and
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 4: being critical of it, then I go, all right, we
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 4: have a 1.0.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: Are you the same way? Is it enjoyable? Because for me,
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: it's borderline suffering.
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  Speaker 13: No, I love... I never do that at all. And
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 13: quite often... Actually, this play I wrote in anger in
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 13: seven hours at Panera.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: Because you were at Panera?
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 13: I used Panera as my office. I had written a
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 13: play and it was cast for this festival that we
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 13: just had, Outfest, produced by Orlando Fringe.
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  Speaker 15: And.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 13: A major character dropped out at the last moment and
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 13: I was going to have to pull out of the festival.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 13: And I was so angry. And I went to Panera
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  Speaker 13: and I'm like, I'm not pulling out of this festival.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 13: And so I just sat at Panera for seven hours
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  Speaker 13: and wrote the show. And, and literally it's the show
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  Speaker 13: I'm doing without a word change.
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  Speaker 2: But there's no suffering in that? How are you that confident?
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 4: I write a joke and I go, there has to
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 4: be a funnier word because a hard consonant is funnier
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 4: than a not.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, I hear more people talking about
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: what your experience is than Michael's because a lot of people,
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: same type thing. is they're so critical of themselves, and
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: maybe not as confident as you may be, because maybe
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: doing it for so long, that they do have that
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: self-loathing where they write something like, oh, that's dog-ass. You know,
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: tear the page, throw it away, start all over again
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: type thing. And then it just takes them hours and
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: hours to kind of get beyond page one, then it
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: may flow.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, I don't want to sound cocky, but That's just
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 13: not my experience.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 13: I literally usually write from stream of consciousness and make
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 13: very few changes afterwards.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: So when is the show going to be?
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 13: It's this coming Friday and Sunday. Friday the 25th at
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 13: 7.30 and Sunday the 27th at 3.30 at Savoy, Orlando.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 13: The name of the show is Dolores Grud, Moving On Up,
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 13: My Meteoric Rise to Fame and Fortune, following the Scott
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  Speaker 13: Maxwell interview. If you go on eventbrite.com and just type
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 13: in Dolores or Wansi, it'll pop up.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: One-person show?
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 13: And last time I shared the time with Scott, but
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 13: all of his lines were, pre-recorded because it was a
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 13: telephone interview this time he introduces me yeah he and
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 13: his wife were there on on opening night and i
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 13: had the greatest i had a lot of fun they're
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 13: the greatest screwing with them they are.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: The great we just had dinner with them the other
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: night they're the absolute most wonderful people ever yeah yeah
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 3: a lot of good times yeah so um and how
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: long does the show run like an hour.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 13: It's an hour and 15 minutes.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: Hour and 15 yeah not bad at all yeah Wow,
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: that's so awesome, man.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 13: Can I just, I want two things I wanted to say. Yeah,
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 13: you say what you want. Deb, who I've never met,
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 13: can I just say, and I mean this sincerely, I
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 13: think you have the best voice in Central Florida broadcasting.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 13: And Ross, who I have gone to see his comedy
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 13: acts in lounges, in dive bars, in theaters, in comedy clubs,
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 13: even traveled to distant cities to support his aspirations of
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 13: one day becoming a stand-up comedian. And he never comes
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 13: to my shows.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: Everything you just said is true. I can't even dodge it.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 13: Just let that be on the record.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 13: Oh, and Deb, I bought you this spiral.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 3: So when you walk into Panera, they're like, Michael, are
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: you on a Thursday basis?
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: It's your office and you spend seven hours writing this show.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 13: Well, I go to Panera, my Panera in Lake Mary
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 13: every Wednesday to write my trivia show that I do
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 13: every Thursday.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 7: Oh, God.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 13: I host trivia every Thursday at Savoy at 6.30. And
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 13: it's the game show style format. And it requires 150
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 13: questions each week. So I plant myself at Panera on
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 13: every Wednesday. I have a friend, Ian, who helps me
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 13: write the show. He writes half and I write half.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 13: So I'm there every Wednesday for hours writing my trivia show.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 13: And yes, they know me when I walk in and
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 13: They know where I sit, so quite often they bring
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 13: my food to me instead of getting my game out.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 2: Damn, look at that.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 13: Nice.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: Captain Refill's here. That costs us $ 100 a day, drinking
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: this caffeine juice. What else you got going, buddy?
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 3: Anything else happening.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 13: In your world? Well, I tried to give blood downstairs,
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 13: but they turned me away.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: Why is that?
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 13: Well, apparently– Too much fireball?
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 13: According to their records, the last time I donated, they
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 13: determined that my blood is diseased, and now I'm banned
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 13: for life from donating blood.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: My God almighty, dude.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 15: I know.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 13: So here I thought my weight loss was on account
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 13: of my willpower, but apparently it might be because I
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 13: have AIDS. No.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 13: I know what it is. When I was in Europe
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 13: years ago, I had– And so I've never donated blood
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 13: because I had hepatitis. But recently I had a blood
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 13: test and I put down that I had hepatitis. And
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 13: when the results came back, she said to me, hepatitis
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 13: is not showing up in in your blood so i
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 13: thought okay well all right maybe they were wrong when
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 13: i was in europe and i didn't have it but
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 13: i'm assuming that's what it is.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: That is so what i would say.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 10: That bad boy but i'm gonna assume that's what it
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 10: is i gotta tell you we should just stop there
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 10: just take that for granted that's what's what it is
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 10: that's good everything's fine.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: You have any holiday shows coming up?
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: I know that for some reason I associate your writing
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: and some of your shows always with the holidays.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 13: Because for over 30 years, I don't think I missed
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 13: a holiday of writing a Christmas show.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, do you have something like that coming
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: up this year?
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 13: Well, my last Dolores show before this one was a
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 13: Christmas show. and the people who own Savoy are asking
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 13: me to do a Christmas show. I haven't decided yet.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: Is that primarily where you perform at Savoy? There hasn't
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: been really anywhere to replace Parliament House's theater.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 13: That is correct. Savoy has– they used to have a
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 13: room called the Starlight– they have a room called the
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 13: Starlight Room. It was just a room years ago. And
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 13: one day I was sitting at the bar before I
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 13: worked there and I said to the bar owner, I said,
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 13: give me that room. And he's like, what? And I said,
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 13: that room sits empty five days a week. It's only
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 13: open on the weekend for dancing. And I said, it's
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 13: earning you no money. I said, turn it into a
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 13: theater and let me book it. And he said, okay.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 13: And And we had a contest. We named it the
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 13: Starlight Room, and I told him he had to pull
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 13: the bar out. And he said, what do you mean
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 13: you have to? I said, because the room's not oriented
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 13: properly for a stage. So anyway, he's like, you know,
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 13: there's pipes in the floor. This means drilling and digging
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 13: and then putting. I said, yeah, but it has to happen.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: So he.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 13: Pulled the bar out at tremendous expense. And I booked
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 13: the first show in there. And the person I booked
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 13: it with did the booking over the phone. I said,
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 13: don't you want to meet me? He goes, no, I
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 13: know the space. It's perfect for my show. Because the
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 13: show was a show that took place in a bar.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 13: And so on the day he comes for his tech rehearsal,
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 13: he walks in and his face falls. He goes, where's
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 13: the bar? And I said, well, we ripped the bar
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 13: out to put the stage in. He said, the reason
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 13: I booked my show here is so I could use that.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 13: And the owner is standing there with steam coming out
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 13: of his face.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: So Southern Knights doesn't do anything? I know the Southern
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: Knights has a lot of room. I used to print
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: their newsletter, and I would go in there, and I
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: would be amazed at how big the space was. But
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: it doesn't have a space that can be broken off
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: and turned into a theater.
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  Speaker 13: They have a small theater where they do drag shows.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, they do.
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  Speaker 13: But they don't really do theater there. But the Starlight
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  Speaker 13: Women's Savoy has been a permanent part of the Fringe
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  Speaker 13: Festival every year for, I guess– 10 or 12 years.
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  Speaker 2: My wife and her friend used to love going to Savoy.
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  Speaker 2: They would go downtown and get banged up and take
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  Speaker 2: an Uber to Savoy and go in there and dance
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  Speaker 2: and have a good-ass time.
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  Speaker 3: It was always a blast.
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  Speaker 13: Tell her to come at 6.30 on a Thursday.
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  Speaker 2: So it's so interesting because Parliament House's theater and Parliament
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 2: House in general did so well. We thought for sure
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 2: that there would be somebody in the community that would
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: rebuild like a compound for our LBGTQ, like, you know,
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: friends and family and stuff.
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  Speaker 13: Well, the fact of the matter is, and I love
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 13: the owners and they were wonderful to the community, very
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 13: philanthropic and very good to me for many, many years.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 13: But they didn't let anyone know. that they were about
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 13: to lose it. And had they done so, there's no doubt.
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  Speaker 3: People would have come up.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 13: And stepped in.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 13: People are furious. about that yeah it's like we've lost
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  Speaker 13: a piece of orlando history.
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  Speaker 2: It really it really was and you know i only
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 2: went once a year i would almost always go with
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 2: with my wife to the christmas events and it was
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 2: always so much fun we literally we literally planned to
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: go every year you guys also used to do a
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 2: badass halloween.
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  Speaker 13: Party there oh my god yeah well i mean that
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  Speaker 13: thing was debaucherous yeah we gave away ten thousand dollars yeah.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 2: That thing was crazy dude and you couldn't move And
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 2: it was amazing considering where the property was, how easily
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: accessible it was. It was such a landmark in Orlando
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 2: that I couldn't freak out. But I guess now no
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 2: one would have had a chance to save it.
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  Speaker 13: Correct.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Wow, that's amazing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, buddy, I've got to tell you, it's always good
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: to see you. Let me make sure we get the
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 2: plug out there again. It is Dolores Scrudd. It is
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 2: coming to Savoy in the theater next Friday. That is
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 2: September 25th at 7.30. You can get your tickets at Eventbrite.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: And the Sunday show is like a matinee show, though, right?
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 3: 3.30, yep.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, eventbrite.com?
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 13: Yeah, eventbrite.com. And if you want to make a whole
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 13: day of it, you could go to the Sunday drag
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 13: brunch just before the show.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, man.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 3: Have an omelet and a guest.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 13: I'd love to have any of you, Ross. Come to
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 13: the show as my guest. Just let me know, and
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 13: there'll be tickets for you at the door.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: You're the absolute best, man. I think that was a shot. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 2: So you also write a newsletter for the arts and entertainment.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 2: Make sure you plug all that stuff so people know
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 2: where to find your writings. I think you're one of
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: the most brilliant writers we have in the city. And
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: I know you do write a column, do you not?
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 13: I write an arts and entertainment newsletter called The Wansi Gram.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 13: It goes out on the first Thursday of every month.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 13: And it is, without a doubt, the most comprehensive listing
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 13: of everything entertainment-wise there is to do in Orlando.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 3: It's called the Wanzigram?
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 13: The Wanzigram. And the way to sign up for it
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 13: is to go to wanziworks.com, scroll down to the bottom,
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 13: which is really all about my plays, but you scroll
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• 1:40:29
  Speaker 3: And you can subscribe?
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  Speaker 13: And there's a place where you subscribe. It's free. We
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 13: don't spam anyone, and we don't share any lists. And
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 13: we only send it out to people who actually want to.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 2: And you also write for the Watermark as well?
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 13: I have a quarterly column in the Watermark.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 2: And do you have an online presence there, like Instagram
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: or anything like that you'd like people to check out?
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 13: No, I don't really.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, very good then. You guys give it up for
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  Speaker 3: Good seeing you, buddy.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: Hey, good luck with your show, man.
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  Speaker 2: It's time for Pick the Porn. We'll do that next.
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  Speaker 12: Relationship i had with a neighbor to the north who
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 12: was putting a fence in right next to my house
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 12: i thought six inches so i called him and i
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 12: said what the hell and then sarcastically i said you're
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 12: ruining my movie which she interpreted to be i was
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 12: a voyeur of them which i would never be a
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 12: voyeur i mean not to them anyway and um it
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 12: just went south from there so yeah i would never
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 12: hang anything on near that fence nothing never.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 3: All right, welcome back to the Jim Culper Show, Radio 104.1.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 10: I was going to ask, are they aware you're a sniper?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They'd leave her alone if they knew.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Jim, there's Zeb. Hello. Jack.
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  Speaker 12: Yo.
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  Speaker 3: And Sauce Daddy.
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  Speaker 2: I'll take both of them.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: Jack, what's in the old Jackie sack?
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 2: All aboard.
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  Speaker 10: Chugga-chugga.
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  Speaker 7: Choo-choo.
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  Speaker 3: Lickety-clack, lickety-clack.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: Got a pair of tickets to see Tim McGraw.
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  Speaker 10: Nice.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 3: He's going to be at the Mid-Florida Credit Union Amphitheater
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 3: on September 25th. Also in the Jackie sack today, a
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: pair of tickets to the best of challenge. It's the
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 3: signature edition, which is really the best one. It is
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: the best one.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: It happens at sunset walk on October 3rd. We will
• 1:42:16
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• 1:42:31
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  Speaker 2: Those are the prizes in the Jackie's Act. Thank you, buddy.
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  Speaker 10: Back to you.
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  Speaker 6: Clickety-clack.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 3: Thank you as well.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 9: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: I just keep reading until you guys are done doing
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: whatever you're doing. There's a lot of activity happening in
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 3: that room.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: One, two, three, four, or five.
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  Speaker 18: We're going four.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: Four sounds good. Ooh, a foursome.
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  Speaker 3: Carrie, how are you doing?
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  Speaker 7: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Good afternoon. How are you guys? Doing great.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 2: Carrie, want to play a little game with us? Absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: Now you can put a lifetime of research to work
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  Speaker 1: Porn on the Jim Colbert Show.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: All right, Gary, it's Friday, and of course that means
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 2: it's time for another round of Pick the Porn. Here
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 2: are three actual adult film titles and one lie that's
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 2: really close to its stepbrother. Really close. All right, these
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 2: are four adult film titles, Gary. Which one of these
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 2: is not real?
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 3: Are you ready?
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  Speaker 16: Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go. Number one, needle juice. Number two, yanks
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 2: for the memories.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 13: Jack laughed at that one.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 2: Number three, pumper to bumper.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 10: I want that on a bumper sticker.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 2: Or lastly, thigh scrapers. Which of those is a lie?
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 2: I hear you, girl.
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  Speaker 16: Yikes.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go at number four.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 2: Thigh Scrapers is an actual.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 3: She's tall.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 3: She's 6'6.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 2: Skyscraper.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: Thigh Scraper, High Scraper, Thigh Scraper. Oh, okay. She's 6'6.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: So that's why they use Thigh Scrapers for her. Okay.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: All right. Thank you. One, two, three, or five. We're
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 2: going three. Three sounds good. That is Carol Carajaria. Good.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 2: You sound scared. You sound horrified, Carol.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 12: I do.
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  Speaker 3: All right, very good.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 2: All right, find the fake one here, Carol. Which one
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 2: of these is not an actual adult film title? Number one,
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 2: Needle Juice. Number two, Yanks for the Memories. Or lastly,
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 2: Humper to Bumper.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 10: I'm going to.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 19: Day number one.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 11: That's the one.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 2: You're a winner. You know you're poor. Carol knows her porn.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 2: Carol knows her porn. Carol knows her porn. Good job, Carol. Here,
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 2: I'll make sure everybody at Sunday school knows you won
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 2: a prize, okay?
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 3: I'm going to put you on hold.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 2: And you are a winner.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 15: Oh, man.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 3: So how'd you get those Tim McGraw tickets? Needle juice.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 3: Yanks for the Memories is an actual adult film title.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 10: Probably done by a Yankees fan.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: Humper to Bumper is one. That one, I didn't even
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 2: have a title. The cover was just blacked out. Oh, damn.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 2: And then the ones that did not make the cut
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: are Buffy Down Under and Deep Impact.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 4: Deep Impact isn't even a pun. That's just the movie's title.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 4: It's an actual movie. And what was the first one?
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 2: What was that?
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 3: Needle Juice.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 4: No, on the extra cuts, on the extra sauce.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 2: Buffy Down Under.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: The extra song. I'm missing that one.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 2: Buffy Down Under. I don't know, dude.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 4: Well, there's Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but that's not enough
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 4: of a.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 2: It's actually, it's about an Australian girl. That's exactly what
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 2: it is. It's Buffy Down Under. Oh, Australia? But also
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 2: Down Under. Got it.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: So she's under twice. You can figure out where and how.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 2: How's that? This suddenly became a game of Clue. In
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: the midst of that, tell us what Ross Thoughts is
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 2: going to be about. Boy, oh boy, did I have
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: a new dad feeling today, guys. Are you over the
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 2: fighting thing that we went through yesterday?
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 3: Is that fine? We've settled that?
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everything's fine.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, good.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 12: Huh?
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: Everything's fine. Where Ross says that it's just a matter
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: of time. 15 months would be specific.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 10: That's right, before he kicks your ass, Jim.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 2: Which times out to Jim's birthday. Oh, wow, that's right. Oh,
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 2: that's a perfect present. Yeah, yeah, I agree, punk. Fist
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 2: of gifts.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 10: That's next week's pick the point.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is pick the point. Okay, whatever, thigh scraper.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 2: Here is today's raw thoughts.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 4: My son gave me a feeling that people have hyped
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 4: it up to me about fatherhood, but it was the
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 4: first time ever. to this level i haven't experienced this
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 4: if you could tell even just by the sound of
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 4: my voice i am smiling i took my son to
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 4: the doctor's office today oh yeah two-year checkup pediatrician visit
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 4: shout out to jafar that's my doctor's name she is
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 4: awesome but there's something that happened at the doctor's office
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 4: that just i'm ready to it melted you i can't
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 4: stop smiling All right, very good.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 2: We'll do that next for Raw Thoughts. Wipe the candle.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 13: Flip the pancake.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 2: That cell phone is not going to trade for full value.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 2: That is a 20 percenter. I was editing earlier today
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 2: a best of segment from maybe a year ago.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know when he started.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 2: That guy was on it, and you you said.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 19: About he's gonna need a new honor box all right
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 19: uh 407-916-1041 text us 77031 welcome back to the jim
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  Speaker 19: colbert show i am jim devin jack are here as
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  Speaker 19: well and ross has some thoughts let's get him It's weird.
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  Speaker 3: It's true.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 2: It's funny. Believe in yourself.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 1: Sometimes.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes it's fun. It's Ross. Other times. Spelled like sauce.
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  Speaker 2: It's Ross Thoughts.
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  Speaker 4: I told you, my son gave me a feeling, dude,
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  Speaker 4: I haven't really ever felt to this level before. You know,
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 4: I was very personal and vulnerable when I talked to
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 4: you guys about leaving and coming back for the first time.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 2: And that was my favorite moment so far of fatherhood.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 2: But boy, is this experience this morning knocking on the door.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 2: Different vibe. Different experience.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 2: But I took him to the doctor today. Just you?
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 2: My wife and I. Oh, okay.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 4: And I don't think I've missed a doctor's appointment.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you shouldn't.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 4: Because I see, but I walk in and those nurses
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 4: be looking at me like, attaboy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 2: Your son needs to know you're there for him.
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm there. I'm chilling.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 4: I bring the busy board, which is just a board
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 4: with a bunch of BS switches on it and buttons.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little spinners and clickers and all kinds
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 2: of stuff. But when he walks.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 3: Into this pediatrician's office, the first thing is like the
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 3: person who's working the counter goes, oh, my.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 2: Goodness, look at you. And I was like, it's happening.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 3: I'm showing them off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 2: Like, I felt it.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, I was so excited for all these
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 4: girls to see my guy.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 3: Because of how tall he's gotten and his hair. And
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 3: now he's talking a lot.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 2: So when they walked in, the first thing I hear is.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah. He's so adorable.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 2: I felt something on the back of my neck.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 2: That's an awesome feeling. I felt something like, Get them, bud!
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 7: Yes!
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 4: They like you! They got invested in your life. And
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 4: a special thank you to every pediatrician office, as long
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 4: as they're good.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 3: To the good ones. Like the ones that handle onesies.
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 4: The people that work at these offices that do get
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 4: to see your baby, newborn to toddler to three to four,
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 4: all the way up.
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 2: To twelve, and then.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 3: At some point, they got to say goodbye. I just
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 3: had no idea how much they get invested into seeing
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 3: little humans grow up. Oh, yeah, man. Can I tell you?
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know if this is a great analogy, but
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 2: when you go to the vet and you bring your
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 2: very cute dog, even though they see dogs all day long,
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 2: if yours is extra cute, they'll blow up.
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  Speaker 4: I think, honestly, I don't want to be offensive here.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 4: They have a lot of similarities between the two. And
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 4: I don't think a lot of parents would agree with that.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 2: Like the vet pediatrician thing?
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 4: I think just pets and children have far more.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 2: In common than not.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 4: Now, I think the things that they don't have in
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 4: common don't gloss over those.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 2: But they have a.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 4: Lot of similarities, especially just the overall fact that those
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 4: set of lungs are depending on you to live. They
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 4: have expectations that you are going to feed me, and
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 4: in return, unconditional love.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 2: Sure, yeah. A love that humans can't experience. Right. But
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 2: that was just the front of the person at the
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 2: pediatrician office. Okay, that's just the check-in.
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 2: We haven't even gotten to the doctors yet.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 4: The doctor is the final boss, and I'm kind of
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 4: freaking out because he started kind of getting picky with
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 4: his food.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, he might be underweight.
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 4: You know, every time he stretches and I see his
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 4: rib cage, I'm like.
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 2: You're just skinny, right? You're like me. You're like a noodle. Like,
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 2: I get real.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 3: You're not really just tired of broccoli.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 4: I get real anxious when it comes to this visit.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 4: Does the head size change? Takes the circumference of his head.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 2: And he's got a noggin. This is when you find
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 2: out what percentile your kid is and like in height
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 2: and weight and all those things, right? And then this
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 2: is at two years old.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 4: Mind you, when his head was enormous when he was
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 4: born to the point where we were like, this might
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 4: be a problem. And I knew it was a big
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 4: head when nurses off the clock came in just to
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 4: check in on my wife and then tell her like,
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 4: you did great.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. There were sneaking pictures. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 2: Jack knows what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 2: was a noggin.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 4: Takes the circumference of the head. First thing she goes, oh,
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 4: looks like Mr. Miles has really grown into his head.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 4: My son's got a normal head. Does the measurement.
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 2: It checks out.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 4: He's pretty much in the middle of the pack. So
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 4: he grew into his head. He grew into his head.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 2: In an advanced head at birth. And then here comes
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 2: another one.
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 10: Great time to have an advanced head.
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 4: We got to take a wait. We see the weight. Oh,
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 4: he's gained some pounds. I'm like, yeah, bud, let's keep
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 4: it going.
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 2: We're doing it. We get to the height. He is
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 2: very tall. Is he really for his age? He's so tall.
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 2: He's freaking huge, man.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 4: He is a pool noodle, but beige.
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He is so tall. And that's starting to hit
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 3: like on this weird, like starting to puff up a
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 3: little bit. Guttural reaction of like, yeah, bud, my boy,
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 3: you might be white, but you're going to touch rim.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 2: No, what are you talking about? Don't look into that.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 3: You're fine.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, so here comes the final boss within the final battle, though,
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 4: because he just missed his last shot the last time
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 4: we were there. He was just like a day or
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 4: two too young before the deadline, so he had a shot.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 4: And every time he's had a shot, it's gone pretty well,
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 4: but there's always been a tear.
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 2: Right yeah there's always been a moment of like i
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 2: hate this woman and they do and do they still
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 2: do the thing where they have the they hide the
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 2: syringe and they'll they'll kind of do to do and
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 2: they'll poke they'll push his skin with it but they
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 2: won't poke him with it just to kind of get
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 2: him used to something touching his skin like that so
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 2: they do that technique still they didn't.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 4: Do that but he he got his blood drawn so
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 4: that was like a like a diabetic prick thing yeah
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 4: yeah that's a well thicker yeah yeah but he took
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 4: it he didn't no problems no problems did not cry
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 4: at all all of a sudden my chest puffs out
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 4: a little bit oh and then she pulls out the
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 4: syringe here it comes for the shot i see it
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 4: doesn't even know it happened yeah what in his thigh
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 4: she went oh i don't know if i did it
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 4: she had She just expected him to react. She had
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 4: to double check to see if she had. Applicated, you know,
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 4: whatever medical term they use injected, injected.
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 2: They had, she had to double check if the injection
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 2: had happened. And I look at my son, and he's
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 2: just smiling at me.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 3: Just prowling at it.
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 4: And everyone is team my son. They open up the chest.
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 4: They give him either a piece of candy or a toy.
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 4: He goes with toy. And then he double takes, grabs
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 4: candy as well. Oh, yeah, because he did so well.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 4: I have never felt so happy from another person's actions.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 4: And they don't know. Here's my question for you, Jim.
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 4: Is that the rest of my life? No, that is
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 4: not going to be the rest of your life. When
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 4: does that end?
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, 11.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 3: No, here's the thing.
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 2: When they start kind of having their own feelings about
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 2: what they think is good for them, that's when that'll
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 2: start changing a little bit. Right now, they're leaning on
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 2: you for everything. So any decision you make, they're just
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 2: trying to make you happy and proud and make mommy
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 2: and daddy smile. Oh, well, mission accomplished, little man.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 2: You keep supporting that behavior, and that's exactly how it'll be, though.
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 2: Is that what it is? A lot of times, yeah.
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, your kid is not going to be perfect
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 2: all the way through its life. Once the child starts
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 2: making its own decisions and having its own feelings about
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 2: what makes it happy, then you'll have some rubs because it.
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 3: Won't gel with what you like.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, he's a good boy.
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, dude, right now, when that nurse and that doctor
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 4: both kind of gave us the extra sauce, That extra
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 4: vibe of like.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, you guys are doing great.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 4: Just hearing a medical professional look at my wife and
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 4: I and go, you guys are doing great, made me melt.
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 2: My daughter, I have one kid that did not have
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 2: any problem with needles at all. She laughed about it.
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 2: She thought it was the funniest thing ever. And the doctors,
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 2: it blew them away. They're like, we don't know any
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 2: other eight or nine year old that'll just sit there
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 2: and watch it go in. And how'd that feel? It's
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 2: amazing because she's a baller. She's actually probably one of
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 2: the toughest kids I have. She probably is the toughest
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 2: kid I have.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 4: I feel like it just felt like I had an
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 4: offensive linebacker, you know, as a son who's taken over.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 4: All of these stereotypical jabs and pokes, and he's just
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 4: doing it with so much grace and smiling. And he's
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 4: making people laugh, Jim. That's the other thing. I saw
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 4: that video of him holding court at your house. There
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 4: was like 10 adults there, and he had them bowled over.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 4: I think he was a dictator in a previous life.
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 4: Because that's how he goes about the world.
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 2: Did your wife have the same experience? Because moms usually
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 2: don't get kind of hyped out about stuff like that
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 2: because they've dealt with so much with their kids. Did
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 2: Olivia react the same way?
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 20: Way?
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 2: Perfect question.
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 4: And the best way to end this segment, we had
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 4: a moment once we got back to the car and
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 4: we both looked at each other And we said, where's my, Oh.
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 2: God, we left.
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 4: No, we just had the same moment and the quick
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 4: agreement with just our eyes of how bad our son
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 4: is and how great of an experience that was and
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 4: how lucky we are. We get to see this guy
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 4: in our backseat in this little mirror. And it was just,
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 4: I thought I was dreading this appointment. And then boy,
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 4: did my car, my guy come out with an MVP performance.
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 2: Super cool, man. God, it was so good. Bottle it up.
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 2: And those are your Ross thoughts. I'm out.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 5: Peace.
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 3: 407-916-1041. Text us.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 7: 77031.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 2: 8-bit update with Jaden Grimes next.
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 7: Hey, you knew I was going to be calling in.
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 8: Hey, Jim. Hey, Debra.
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 10: Jack.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: October 1st through the 4th.
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 7: Independent con drivers, owner-operators, and any kind of drivers who
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 7: got the balls to do it, shut down. I'm kind
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 7: of for it, but I'm also kind of against it
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 7: because we got white drivers here who want to talk
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 7: trash on the radio to black drivers and Latino drivers
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 7: calling them names. You know what name I'm talking about.
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 7: That I can't do.
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 10: I hate that for you, Kansas trucker.
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show,
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 3: Real Radio 104.1.
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 2: Jim, there's Deb.
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  Speaker 13: Hello.
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  Speaker 15: Jack.
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  Speaker 20: Yep.
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 3: And Ross here for you.
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 2: It's true. Every single day, and of course, Friday around
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 2: this time, we do 8-Bit Update. It's game time on
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 2: Real Radio.
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 1: Get ready for the 8-Bit Update. Your quick hit on
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 1: gaming news, reviews, and a little chaos as Pop Pop
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 1: tries gaming. The 8-Bit Update with Jaden starts now.
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 3: Good laugh, Virginia Grimes! Hello, friend. How are you?
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 2: Doing good, man. How are you? Doing good. How's your
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 2: week been? Oh, it's pretty good. My parents are in Europe.
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 2: I got the house to myself.
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, being reckless and dangerous. Where'd they go?
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 6: They're doing a whole tour right now. Yeah, they're gone
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 6: for like 14 days or something like that.
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 3: Throwing a party?
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 6: By myself, playing video games. That's my kind of party.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 2: Wow, really? Yeah, I'm a little bit of a loser.
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 2: It's a great time. Not at all. Or smart man
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 2: and trustworthy by your parents. Yeah, I would have taken
• 2:00:40
  Speaker 2: you as a kid, because I just went away for
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 2: the weekend, and my kids had a straight-up John... I
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 2: always forget his name, the director that did all the
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 2: 80s movies. John Carpenter?
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 3: I had a straight-up John Hughes movie filmed at my house.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 3: Burning Pallets... Oh, nice little bonfire.
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 6: Oh, it was crazy. And we were just gone three days. Yeah, no,
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 6: they're gone 14 days. And the most I'm doing is
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 6: picking up my keyboard, picking up my mouse, and just
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 6: clanking away for hours.
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, very nice, very nice. Jayden stops by on Fridays,
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 2: kind of tells us what's happening in the gaming world. And,
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 2: of course, this thing's been a... The gaming world has
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 2: been kind of on its side now for like four
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 2: or five months with a bunch of information coming out
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 2: about hardware and stuff.
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I just feel like everything I do on this
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 6: show is kind of negative for the last couple episodes.
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 2: I talk about so.
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 6: Many bad reviews and horrible decisions from companies.
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I think you and the gaming community
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 2: in general have been kind of freaking out about what
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 2: Sony's done and, you know, and some of the stuff
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 2: that Xbox has done, although not as egregious as Sony stuff.
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 2: But I mean, you know, it's been big news everywhere, man.
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, gaming is bigger than the music movie. And
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 2: what is the other business music movie and all of it.
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 3: And TV business combined.
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 13: Oh yeah.
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 2: I believe it, man. This thing is a money maker.
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 6: I mean, when you look at the new Wolverine game
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 6: that came out this past Tuesday, take a guess at
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 6: how much that was made for.
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 2: Take a guess. Uh, $ 900 million.
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 3: Okay, too much.
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 2: $ 300 million, which is still outrageous. But when you say
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 2: the GTA is like a billion to make, it costs
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 2: as much as the Berg Khalifa.
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, that's what happens when you spend 15
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 6: years on one single game, which is crazy to think
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 6: about because these movies don't... Very select few cost a
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 6: billion dollars.
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 2: And there's not a rebuy in video games. That's the
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 2: thing that movies and music have. You'll go see a
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 2: movie a couple times, or maybe you'll even buy the
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 2: same album a couple times or whatever, or a special
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 2: version of it. But you don't get that with Gaming World.
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, you buy it one time, you play it,
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 2: and it's donezo. Yes and no.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 6: I replay games. I think it really just depends on
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 6: the person you are. I mean, I know Jack's replaying
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 6: Red Dead Redemption.
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 2: It's the only game I've replayed, but I'm enjoying it again.
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right on.
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 4: And can I ask you something, Jack? When you replay
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 4: that video game, it's a different experience, correct? Replaying a
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 4: video game is.
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 2: It's.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 4: Almost like a playthrough 2.0. I understand literally it is, but...
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 4: It's almost like meeting your friend that you haven't seen
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 4: in a while. Yes, you remember why you fell in
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 4: love with it.
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 3: But also with my lousy memory, a lot of it's
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 3: brand new to me. But you also said that you
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 3: were going at it with a different way of playing
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 3: the game, right? Like you said, you wandered through the
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 3: game last time just to kind of see what it was.
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 3: But I think, didn't you say this time you're going
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 3: to be more focused on something?
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, I'm more focused on doing some of the
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 2: side missions.
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 13: Right, exactly.
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 3: Instead of just getting to the end, now I'm focusing
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 3: more on the, oh, now I will go pick some
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 3: digital berries.
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 2: Well, that's going to be a completely different game altogether,
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 2: isn't it? Yeah, yeah. It makes it longer, too.
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 6: I'm doing the same exact thing with Cyberpunk right now.
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 6: I'm like 13 hours in, and I'm nowhere close to
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 6: the end.
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 11: Oh, really?
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a beautiful game. What's out there today, buddy?
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 6: The Wolverines came out, and I told you last week,
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 6: it got reviewed bomb before the game even released, and
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 6: it's really not fair at all, because a lot of
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 6: reviews I've seen since the game came out are actually
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 6: kind of positive.
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 2: Do you think the guys who review these things are
• 2:04:03
  Speaker 2: too nerdy, and they take too many things into consideration,
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 2: and not just the playability and fun aspect of it? Yeah, yeah,
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 2: for sure, for sure.
• 2:04:09
  Speaker 6: People now look at video games like an art piece,
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 6: which some video games you can look at like that,
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 6: but Wolverine is more of like a... hack and slash
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 6: have fun type of game. I mean, there, there is
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 6: a couple of bad reviews and this is the main
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 6: reason I've seen from every single reviewer, even positive reviews
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 6: say this stuff, a lot of bugs. I mean, it's
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 6: a new game that's expected nowadays. But it's getting to
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 6: the point where they're supposed to do invisible walls. They
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 6: put invisible walls in games so you can't go too
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 6: far of where you're supposed to go.
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 3: Sure, yeah.
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 2: There's not even invisible walls in this game. You can
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 2: just walk aimlessly. Walk out of the TV right into
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 2: the fridge. Dude, you fall straight through that map. Right
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 2: into that fridge. Right into that fridge.
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 6: Not even that, though. There's so many bugs. There's a
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 6: part of the game where you're just having a motorcycle.
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 6: You're doing this little motorcycle chase, and you don't even
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 6: have to hold your controller. You just bang off the walls,
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 6: and it just attracts you that way.
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 2: Like having the bumpers up in bowling. Yeah, exactly. It's
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 2: exactly like having the bumpers up in bowling.
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 6: I've watched so many videos of guys just holding their
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 6: controllers to the camera, and it's just going for them.
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 6: That's another thing with the– do you know what a
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 6: quick time event is?
• 2:05:15
  Speaker 3: I do not.
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 6: So a quick time event is like a cut scene,
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 6: but you're playing it almost. It will flash like, hey,
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 6: really quick, or else you'll die and you have to
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 6: redo it again, right? And Wolverine, there is no dying.
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 6: It just does it for you if you don't hit
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 6: it quick enough.
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's not really any point to having a quick
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 6: time event. So that's another bad review.
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 3: Have you played it? I haven't.
• 2:05:35
  Speaker 2: You haven't played it yet?
• 2:05:35
  Speaker 6: No, I've watched a lot of videos on it and
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 6: everything like that. My biggest thing is it's– 15 hours,
• 2:05:41
  Speaker 6: four plus of those hours are cut scenes.
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah.
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 2: And you said it was expensive, and it was really
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 2: a short play game.
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a $ 70 game, and you're only getting 10
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 6: hours out of it.
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 2: What should you get, Ross? If you pay $ 70 for
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 2: a game, how many hours should you get out of
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 2: that game?
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 13: 40?
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 3: 50?
• 2:05:57
  Speaker 4: Man, the campaign itself, it's really, because Star Fox is
• 2:06:02
  Speaker 4: a weird example because that's a short campaign, but it's
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 4: known to be, you played through that campaign because there's secrets.
• 2:06:08
  Speaker 2: But some of them, like Red Dead, is almost endless, right?
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, theoretically, you can play Red Dead for weeks
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 2: and weeks and weeks, right? Well over 100 hours. But
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 2: I'm curious, if you just did the campaign, how long
• 2:06:19
  Speaker 2: would Red Dead take? Do you have any idea, Jaden?
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 6: If you just did the campaign, probably about a solid... 30, 30, 40, 30,
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 6: 40 hours.
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 2: But I'm easily way over 130, 140. Somebody checking on
• 2:06:31
  Speaker 2: the texting service saying they're playing Wolverine right now and
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 2: they think it's great. Also, they want to know your
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 2: opinion on star citizen.
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 6: I have not played star citizen that see the viewers
• 2:06:39
  Speaker 6: are giving me homework to do right now.
• 2:06:41
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go home and see what star citizens
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 2: all about.
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 3: Hopefully it's free.
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 2:06:45
  Speaker 6: But, uh, I've seen positive reviews like that. It's a
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 6: fun hack-and-slash game. The biggest problem is it's $ 70. To
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 6: make it short and sweet, it's like a mediocre game.
• 2:06:56
  Speaker 6: If you're scaling it 1 out of 10, you give
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 6: it a 6. There's a lot of fun to it,
• 2:07:01
  Speaker 6: but there's also a lot of bad to it. The
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 6: story's not too great. The writing's definitely not there. It
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 6: just really depends on what you want. My biggest advice
• 2:07:09
  Speaker 6: is to anyone that wants Wolverine... wait till black friday
• 2:07:12
  Speaker 6: it's gonna go on sale it's gonna be like 50
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 6: 40 bucks that's when you pick it up don't buy
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 6: this game for 70 because you'll be upset.
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 3: Let me ask you a dumb question let's let's hear
• 2:07:19
  Speaker 3: it oh this is gonna be dumb.
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 2: I can't wait you're ready i'm so excited so that's
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 2: a marvel character yes okay so wolverine is a marvel
• 2:07:26
  Speaker 2: character when they make the video games does marvel have
• 2:07:29
  Speaker 2: to give them clearance on the game like how the
• 2:07:31
  Speaker 2: character is used like if the if wolverine says something
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 2: they don't want the brand doesn't want them to say
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 2: or if it Wolverine does something. Do they have final
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 2: on these games? Yeah, absolutely. That's a possibility of ruining
• 2:07:43
  Speaker 2: it because maybe Marvel pinches the character too much and
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 2: doesn't let the game designers really make it crazy AF.
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's kind of like when a movie studio kind
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 6: of just takes over the movie.
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 2: Same thing happens in gaming. Did not know that.
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 6: But Insomniac and Marvel, this is their fourth Marvel title now.
• 2:08:00
  Speaker 6: after the Miles Morales game and the two Spider-Mans. So
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 6: they have a pretty good relationship with each other. They
• 2:08:05
  Speaker 6: don't really step on each other's foot too much.
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 2: That's kind of the reason I ask, because the Spider-Man
• 2:08:08
  Speaker 2: games have always been very successful, have they not? Enormously. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:08:14
  Speaker 2: And that's a Marvel character as well, is it not?
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 2: So you would think that. They would have that kind of...
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 2: symbiotic relationship with both those characters and demand that one
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 2: have the same kind of vehicle the other one has
• 2:08:25
  Speaker 2: but I mean I'm just asking.
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah I mean no I mean that's a very fair
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 6: question and there's a lot of there's a lot of
• 2:08:30
  Speaker 6: situations where the studio will come back to you and
• 2:08:32
  Speaker 6: be like hey especially Star Wars back in the day
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 6: Star Wars and George Lucas hated almost every idea that
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 6: came their way.
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 2: They would switch up everything. I think that's why he
• 2:08:42
  Speaker 2: wound up selling it, right? Because he just couldn't deal
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 2: with other people's vision of the properties and just said, look,
• 2:08:48
  Speaker 2: I just need to get the blank out of this.
• 2:08:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was one of the biggest reasons. One of
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 6: his shows got canceled, too. That played another part in it.
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 6: You got me geeking about Star Wars right now. We
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 6: can just turn this into Star Wars if you like.
• 2:08:58
  Speaker 3: What else you got for us?
• 2:08:59
  Speaker 6: NetherRealm Studios is the developer of Mortal Kombat and the
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 6: Injustice games.
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 2: Do you know what Injustice is?
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 3: I know Mortal Kombat. I do not know anything about
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 3: Injustice games.
• 2:09:09
  Speaker 2: So Injustice is a comic book storyline. Stop laughing at him.
• 2:09:13
  Speaker 2: He's doing well.
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 5: He is.
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 2: He's doing great.
• 2:09:16
  Speaker 4: Every laugh is a punch. His name is Jim from Palatka.
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 4: Doesn't know much about Injustice. Maybe he grew up reading
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 4: comic books.
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 13: You don't know.
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 3: I know everything about Injustice.
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 3: He's an outlaw.
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 6: Anyways, Injustice is the DC Batman versus Superman. Superman turns evil.
• 2:09:34
  Speaker 6: So it's perfect for a fighting game. Injustice 2 came
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 6: out almost 10 years ago today. And NetherRealm Studios hasn't
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 6: been pumping out the best Mortal Kombat games. They had
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 6: a really big flop with their last one. They tried
• 2:09:45
  Speaker 6: to reboot the whole Mortal Kombat series with Mortal Kombat 1.
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 2: Did not work out well. It was a microtransaction sloppy mess.
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 2: What is the oldest brand that still does the best?
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 2: Because Mortal Kombat's been around forever, right? Like 25, 30
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 2: plus years or something?
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 6: I would say it probably is Mortal Kombat because they
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 6: go all the way back to arcade machines.
• 2:10:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I remember seeing those where
• 2:10:05
  Speaker 2: you had to pump quarters into that.
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 3: What do you think, Ross?
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 4: Zelda just celebrated their 40th anniversary. Yeah, I know, but
• 2:10:11
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying, is it still respected? Like, the longest?
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 4: Zelda is infinitely more respected right now than Mortal Kombat.
• 2:10:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, gotcha, okay. So Zelda's the answer? Yeah, Zelda. You
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 2: could probably throw in, like, a Donkey Kong or a Mario, too.
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 2: Just those classic IPs.
• 2:10:25
  Speaker 4: That's the thing, is that Nintendo has those IPs, while
• 2:10:29
  Speaker 4: Xbox and Sony, they got Astro Bot.
• 2:10:32
  Speaker 2: You don't even know what I just said, so it's proven.
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 2: No one cares about the Astro, Bob. Not even Sony fans.
• 2:10:37
  Speaker 2: Ross and his Nintendo love a game. He is a
• 2:10:40
  Speaker 2: little bit of a homer when it comes to Nintendo.
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 2: I'm even a stockholder. I believe in that company. We
• 2:10:46
  Speaker 2: want that stock to do well.
• 2:10:48
  Speaker 6: It's been 10 years since we got an Injustice game,
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 6: but they are currently playtesting Injustice 3 in California. So
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 6: we could get another Netherrealm game. The only problem is
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 6: I hope it's not a very bad game. You have
• 2:11:00
  Speaker 6: to pay for everything.
• 2:11:01
  Speaker 7: Mess.
• 2:11:01
  Speaker 6: That's what the last game was. You had to pay
• 2:11:03
  Speaker 6: for characters. You had to pay for finishers.
• 2:11:05
  Speaker 3: I get the feeling when you look at the society
• 2:11:06
  Speaker 3: around us, the way the entertainment is today, especially with
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 3: just buying television properties, that that's probably going to be
• 2:11:11
  Speaker 3: the mainstay in the gaming world, dude.
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 15: Oh, yeah.
• 2:11:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:11:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, it just seems like that's the only other
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 2: way they can make extra revenue other than like. specialty
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 2: releases or whatever. You can look forward to more of that, buddy.
• 2:11:21
  Speaker 2: I got bad news for you.
• 2:11:22
  Speaker 4: I will disagree slightly. You are onto something. If you
• 2:11:26
  Speaker 4: said that in 2018, I would be like, Jim is right.
• 2:11:29
  Speaker 2: Move on. But in 2026.
• 2:11:32
  Speaker 4: There has been just pushback, enormous pushback from the get
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 4: go when it comes to this pay for a skin
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 4: and all of that. But games like Elden Ring, you
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 4: just plug it in, play, there is no purchasing. Games
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 4: that don't have that in it when you spend $ 5
• 2:11:50
  Speaker 4: for boots and all of that, they're being celebrated. They're
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 4: being recognized, and that's a new turn, I think, in
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 4: the narrative when.
• 2:11:59
  Speaker 2: It comes to it.
• 2:12:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, for the most part, I agree with him completely.
• 2:12:03
  Speaker 6: In 2018, everyone thought everything was going to be microtransactions.
• 2:12:06
  Speaker 6: There was that one point where Call of Duty had
• 2:12:08
  Speaker 6: the idea of making you pay for reloading.
• 2:12:10
  Speaker 3: If you wanted to reload quicker.
• 2:12:12
  Speaker 2: That never came through. They never put that in the game. Yeah,
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 2: you can go back and read the stories on it.
• 2:12:17
  Speaker 2: People were freaking out when that came out.
• 2:12:19
  Speaker 6: That's one of the stories I'll never forget because back
• 2:12:22
  Speaker 6: in that 2016, 2018 area, that's when microtransactions were really peaking.
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 6: That's when they were just losing their minds with everything.
• 2:12:29
  Speaker 6: Speaking of microtransactions, let's talk about Rockstar. We're not getting
• 2:12:32
  Speaker 6: a physical disc for GTA, but you know what we
• 2:12:34
  Speaker 6: are getting? A vinyl music record.
• 2:12:36
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 2: Who cares? That's a slap in the face. You're not
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 2: going to give me a disc, but you're going to
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 2: give me a vinyl disc? Get out of here. That's
• 2:12:45
  Speaker 2: going to be the most collectible part of it. I
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 2: don't hate this idea because with.
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 3: Like Red Dead 1, I just remember the music from
• 2:12:53
  Speaker 3: that game being so cool. And there's one scene in
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 3: that when you open up Mexico and you get to
• 2:12:59
  Speaker 3: go into Mexico, I just.
• 2:13:00
  Speaker 2: Remember hearing that music. I'm like, Mexico, this is so amazing.
• 2:13:07
  Speaker 3: And I know they release it digitally, but I think
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 3: the music, I think people are going to dig this.
• 2:13:13
  Speaker 3: It's interesting because it's an analog thing going into the
• 2:13:16
  Speaker 3: highest level of digital creation that we have, I think.
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 4: I just bought a video game record. A two EP
• 2:13:23
  Speaker 4: of Breath of the Wild.
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 15: Really?
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 2: A limited edition. Dude, I've been addicted to video games
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 2: in the last like three weeks. I'm spending. See, Dayton,
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 2: there's another level of nerdom. Yeah, there is. You know,
• 2:13:32
  Speaker 2: and I respect it through and through. But here's the thing.
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 6: All those games you just listed are made with like
• 2:13:36
  Speaker 6: orchestra music. Like they have nice production to it. You
• 2:13:39
  Speaker 6: want to know who's on this vinyl record? Pink Panthers.
• 2:13:42
  Speaker 2: Who cares? Who cares if you're putting pop music on
• 2:13:45
  Speaker 2: this vinyl record? Nobody.
• 2:13:47
  Speaker 3: He's got a point because in GTA 5, your favorite
• 2:13:51
  Speaker 3: song by Eddie Murphy is in that game. Oh, my God.
• 2:13:54
  Speaker 2: Party all the time.
• 2:13:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 2:13:56
  Speaker 2: The worst ever. When that came on, when Laszlo would
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 2: play that on the radio, I'd be like, yeah, let's drive, baby.
• 2:14:02
  Speaker 2: If I could pick one song to omit from playlist
• 2:14:05
  Speaker 2: all across the planet would probably be that song.
• 2:14:07
  Speaker 4: And this is the beauty of just conversation and communication.
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 4: When you first said that, I went, well, he was liked.
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 4: I thought that's such a bad take. And then you
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 4: spoon fed it and you kind of reminded me they're all,
• 2:14:22
  Speaker 4: it's a playlist, right?
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all it is.
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 4: This isn't orchestral. It's not a score for a movie.
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 4: It's not a score for a video game. It's like
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 4: our girlfriend burns you a CD. That's exactly what it is.
• 2:14:34
  Speaker 2: It's a mixtape on vinyl.
• 2:14:35
  Speaker 3: Play this while you game, honey.
• 2:14:36
  Speaker 2: It's a mixtape on vinyl. You're right. This is dumb.
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 2: This sucks.
• 2:14:42
  Speaker 3: This sucks. Last thing. Legit point.
• 2:14:45
  Speaker 6: Far Cry, the game series, they have like six or
• 2:14:48
  Speaker 6: seven at this point. They're getting a TV show. I
• 2:14:50
  Speaker 6: don't know how you turn this into a TV show.
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 6: Far Cry is a game where you go to this island.
• 2:14:54
  Speaker 6: You're usually just some random guy on vacation. You get
• 2:14:56
  Speaker 6: picked up by, like, these, like, pirate dudes, and then
• 2:14:59
  Speaker 6: you have to fight your way through this island. And
• 2:15:01
  Speaker 6: I remember Far Cry 3, there was a giant weed farm,
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 6: and you burned it down. You just do a bunch
• 2:15:04
  Speaker 6: of wacky stuff.
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 2: And they're turning this into a TV show. Who's doing that?
• 2:15:08
  Speaker 6: I didn't see who's holding it, but I did see
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 6: they are now casting people for it.
• 2:15:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:15:12
  Speaker 2: And I just, I don't know.
• 2:15:13
  Speaker 6: It's probably going to be one of those video game
• 2:15:15
  Speaker 6: movies slash shows that turn into nothing.
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 2: What's the one that stars Walton Goggins?
• 2:15:21
  Speaker 11: Fallout.
• 2:15:21
  Speaker 2: Fallout, yeah, yeah. So they've been successful with that. Do
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 2: you think that powers other game makers to make deals
• 2:15:27
  Speaker 2: for these brands and get them turned into TV shows?
• 2:15:29
  Speaker 2: Has Fallout TV show helped the game any? Or is
• 2:15:32
  Speaker 2: it the other way around? No, it's helped out the game.
• 2:15:34
  Speaker 6: There hasn't been a Fallout game in a really long
• 2:15:36
  Speaker 6: time except Fallout 76.
• 2:15:38
  Speaker 2: Trash. Nobody wants to play that.
• 2:15:40
  Speaker 6: So I've seen so many people go back to Fallout
• 2:15:42
  Speaker 6: New Vegas or Fallout 4, Fallout 3.
• 2:15:43
  Speaker 1: So, yeah.
• 2:15:45
  Speaker 2: That thing's good, though. I've watched the first five episodes.
• 2:15:46
  Speaker 2: I need to go back and finish it up, but
• 2:15:48
  Speaker 2: it was really interesting. I think Goggins carries the whole thing,
• 2:15:51
  Speaker 2: but it is still good. I still haven't seen it.
• 2:15:54
  Speaker 6: You should check it out. I think you'd dig it, man.
• 2:15:56
  Speaker 6: I told you this, man. With Fallout, it's weird. Fallout's
• 2:16:00
  Speaker 6: so open-ended.
• 2:16:00
  Speaker 2: You can do everything. It's really weird following a storyline
• 2:16:03
  Speaker 2: where you have no say in anything. Somebody said the
• 2:16:04
  Speaker 2: best game soundtrack ever is Echo the Dolphin. Oh, burn
• 2:16:09
  Speaker 2: the texting service. That was a joke. Oh, I'm leaving.
• 2:16:13
  Speaker 12: Ha!
• 2:16:15
  Speaker 4: I get that joke, and why would you put that
• 2:16:17
  Speaker 4: stupid-ass soundtrack back in my head?
• 2:16:22
  Speaker 2: I love how mad he is. You instantly turned him
• 2:16:25
  Speaker 2: right there.
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 3: Always good seeing you, buddy.
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 2: Good seeing you.
• 2:16:27
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 2:16:27
  Speaker 2: Good love for J.K.
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 3: Rimes.
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 2: He's wearing shorts really.
• 2:16:30
  Speaker 3: Weird, by the way. Twice this week, dude.
• 2:16:32
  Speaker 2: Twice this week, by the way. Deb, what do you
• 2:16:34
  Speaker 2: got for you? You heard it here first.
• 2:16:35
  Speaker 10: Well, Florida settles a lawsuit against Starbucks. The National Hurricane
• 2:16:39
  Speaker 10: Center watches a new disturbance in the Atlantic and country
• 2:16:42
  Speaker 10: music superstar Ella Langley is coming to Florida. We'll talk
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 10: about that next during You Heard It Here First.
• 2:16:48
  Speaker 2: You got it. Let's take a little break. We'll come
• 2:16:49
  Speaker 2: back and get Deb's news and get the hell out
• 2:16:50
  Speaker 2: of here on a Friday.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for a Talkback Purge on The Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 2: All right, platter on set in three.
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  Speaker 21: Why did you call my crew?
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  Speaker 3: You left the count in there.
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  Speaker 21: You know how your favorite tea bag in the village
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  Speaker 21: of Duval.
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  Speaker 3: And today I celebrate and raise a beer to my
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  Speaker 3: big brain.
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  Speaker 2: It's a smooth brain. I think that's the good one.
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  Speaker 19: Because if you just open up both ends of a
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  Speaker 19: beer box, you can push them into the fridge.
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  Speaker 2: Have a good one.
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  Speaker 3: He's right there, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, how about that? Look at him go. Oh, and
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  Speaker 2: I almost totally forgot.
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  Speaker 16: My sister and her husband named their beautiful daughter Maribel Aurora.
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  Speaker 2: We'll leave out the last name.
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  Speaker 1: Big deal.
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  Speaker 3: That's a pretty name. Aurora's beautiful. Maribel's cool, too.
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  Speaker 21: I was listening to Ross's segment, and it occurred to
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  Speaker 21: me I should call in and brag about one of
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  Speaker 21: my recent medical appointments. I'm at the age now, regrettably,
• 2:18:03
  Speaker 21: where I have to see a urologist. And I had
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  Speaker 21: a new urologist, saw him for the first time just yesterday.
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  Speaker 21: Dropped me trousers, he said, which I did dutifully. There
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  Speaker 21: was a small suppressed gasp, but I heard it nonetheless.
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  Speaker 21: He broke out the tape measure and was quite impressed.
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  Speaker 3: Good afternoon, James and crew.
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  Speaker 2: Last one.
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  Speaker 7: Just a question.
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  Speaker 3: What is that music that's.
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  Speaker 5: Playing behind this now? I love that creepy sound. It's
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  Speaker 5: really kind of... I could go to sleep to that, actually.
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  Speaker 5: That's awesome. What is that?
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  Speaker 2: Where is it from?
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  Speaker 3: There you go. That's the Purge. Purge? Also Purge.
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  Speaker 2: That is Courage Purge. Have some porridge. This one's just right.
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  Speaker 2: But it's also copyright free. So it's available on a
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  Speaker 2: service we have for music that We can play without copyright.
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  Speaker 2: It's always the name of those that makes me laugh
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  Speaker 2: the most. What's the name of that? That I don't
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  Speaker 2: have handy.
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  Speaker 3: Eerie Hallway.
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  Speaker 2: There's no way. He's pulling our slacks, right?
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  Speaker 21: What?
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  Speaker 4: There's no way someone listens to this music and they're like, ooh,
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  Speaker 4: boots and cats.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly what happens.
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 2: His name is Evil Eye. He likes it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, trust me. Welcome back to the
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  Speaker 3: Jim Colbert Show. We're already at 104.1. I am Jim.
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  Speaker 2: Deb, Jack, and Ross are here as well. What's everybody
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  Speaker 2: got going this weekend?
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  Speaker 4: I will be hosting the pre-match party for the Orlando
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  Speaker 4: Pride and then Yard Stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 10: I will be getting ready for Suds, Pups, and Pints,
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  Speaker 10: which is next Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I'll actually be working on Suds, Pups on Sundays myself,
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  Speaker 2: getting descriptions for our donations from our friends over at
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  Speaker 2: ERE SRI here in Orlando and which gave us some
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  Speaker 2: cool stuff. I know we have a bunch of other
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  Speaker 2: silent auctions as well. Our buddy Ryan with golf. Our
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  Speaker 2: buddy Mike Bianchi with some other golf. And I know
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  Speaker 2: you have some friends in Mount Dora that came through
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  Speaker 2: for us as well.
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  Speaker 10: Also another friend, Patty, a listener who has some really
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  Speaker 10: cool Star Trek memorabilia.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's cool.
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  Speaker 10: So if anyone in your life is a Trekkie and
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  Speaker 10: looking to get their hands on some really... good memorabilia
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  Speaker 10: that you might want to have here. Definitely come to sets.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. We'll be buttoning up this a little bit more
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  Speaker 2: next week when we give you better explanations of what
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  Speaker 2: we have going.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Next Saturday.
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  Speaker 3: Definitely. You want to be there this Saturday for me.
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  Speaker 3: I think I'm going to go to the movies. Then Sunday,
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  Speaker 3: a little yacht rock show. And then I think I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to donate blood.
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  Speaker 2: Are you really?
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  Speaker 13: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: And the buses are still here in the parking lot.
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  Speaker 2: They just wrapped up for today. I couldn't do it
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  Speaker 2: today because I'm not eligible until Sunday. Really? Yeah, you
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  Speaker 2: can only do it every 56 days.
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  Speaker 10: So how many gallons?
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  Speaker 3: Sorry. No good.
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  Speaker 2: Closing in on 10.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm nine and three quarters.
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  Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. That's hero stuff. That is, dude. We're running on Sunday.
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  Speaker 5: Are you really?
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  Speaker 3: We're not running this week. He's got a Flapjack 5K
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  Speaker 3: coming up. He should tell you about that. He's got
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  Speaker 3: to get ready.
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  Speaker 17: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We're running.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do you heard it here first.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for You Heard It Here First on the
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  Speaker 1: Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Florida's lawsuit with Starbucks is settled.
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  Speaker 10: Attorney General James Uthmeyer announced yesterday he's negotiated a resolution
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  Speaker 10: with the company. Uthmeyer sued Starbucks last year for violating
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  Speaker 10: the state's Civil Rights Act by setting goals based on
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  Speaker 10: race and sex. Under the agreement, Starbucks agrees to comply
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  Speaker 10: with the law and it will not participate in any
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  Speaker 10: organization's that require increasing the racial diversity of its board
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  Speaker 10: of directors. Starbucks will also pay the state a million
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  Speaker 10: dollars as reimbursement for legal costs. Uthmeyer says every Floridian
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  Speaker 10: deserves to be hired, promoted, and compensated based on merit, qualifications,
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  Speaker 10: and character, not race or sex. Starbucks says it's pleased
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  Speaker 10: to resolve this matter without admission of wrongdoing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because here's what's going to happen. They're going to
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  Speaker 2: take that stuff out of all of their manuals and
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  Speaker 2: it's going to continue to happen.
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  Speaker 3: That's what's going to happen. You ready?
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly what's going to happen. There'll be no verbiage
• 2:22:02
  Speaker 2: that kind of relates to it, but they can't tell
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  Speaker 2: them who they can or can't hire. They're going to
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  Speaker 2: do whatever they want. They're a private company in the
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  Speaker 2: United States of America.
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  Speaker 10: Times are changing.
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  Speaker 2: You can try to legislate that stuff, but I will
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  Speaker 2: guarantee you it ain't going to work.
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  Speaker 10: The National Hurricane Center is keeping a close eye on
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  Speaker 10: a new disturbance in the eastern Atlantic. The system is
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  Speaker 10: located southwest of the Azores, and the NHC gives it
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  Speaker 10: a 70% chance of developing over the next seven days.
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  Speaker 10: For now, though, forecasters say it's expected to stay southwest
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  Speaker 10: of the Azores with no immediate threat to Florida. And
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  Speaker 10: if you're a fan, country star Ella Langley is headed
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  Speaker 10: to Jacksonville, her only Florida stop.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: How lucky are you, right? Want to guess how much
• 2:22:42
  Speaker 2: your tickets were, like day one? No. $ 500 trillion.
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  Speaker 10: Well, she added 21 new stops to her sold-out The
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  Speaker 10: Dandelion Tour, including ViStar Veterans Memorial Arena. The seven-time ACM
• 2:22:54
  Speaker 10: Award winner will perform tomorrow. Saturday, September 19th. Tickets are limited.
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  Speaker 2: Choosin' Texas is one of the biggest singles of the
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  Speaker 2: last 10 years. Yeah, absolutely. It is a gigantic record,
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  Speaker 2: maybe 20.
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  Speaker 10: And you heard it here first on the Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Debra. Sure. Who do we have to thank today,
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  Speaker 3: young lady?
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  Speaker 10: We want to thank Attorney Mo DeWitt.
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  Speaker 3: Yay!
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Mo.
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  Speaker 10: Thank you, Mo. Saucing up our Fridays. Also want to
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  Speaker 10: thank Corona Cigar Company. Really great deal this week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, on a Romeo y Julieta Corona 25th Anniversary Robusto. Delicious.
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  Speaker 2: Only like $ 183 or something like that a box. normally
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  Speaker 2: like oh well over 250 bucks so go grab them cornercigar.com.
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  Speaker 10: Also want to thank fiascara restaurant critic for the orlando
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  Speaker 10: weekly forward slash distillery and blending house for whiskey of
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  Speaker 10: the week michael wanzi better known as dolores scrud 8-bit
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  Speaker 10: update with jayden grimes and in case you missed anything
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  Speaker 10: from all of those podcasts primetime kitchen whiskey of the
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  Speaker 10: week michael wanzi 8-bit update all of their podcasts have
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  Speaker 10: been posted and last but never least Candice Rich and
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  Speaker 10: Alicia Boulware for running our YouTube chat.
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  Speaker 17: Thanks, guys.
• 2:23:57
  Speaker 3: Jack, question of the day.
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  Speaker 2: Should you be able to hang lights on any fence
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  Speaker 2: in your backyard?
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  Speaker 13: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: 30% say yes. 30% said no.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 2:24:06
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's it? Some rude and blinkers out there. Oh, careful.
• 2:24:10
  Speaker 3: Tickets for your comedy show. Yes, rosscomedy.com. This comedy show
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  Speaker 3: is not stand-up.
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  Speaker 4: It's sketch comedy, and it's happening in Daytona next Saturday
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  Speaker 4: after Sons, Puffs, and Pints.
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  Speaker 2: RossComedy.com.
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  Speaker 3: There you go.
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  Speaker 13: All right.
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  Speaker 2: On behalf of Deb, Jack, and Ross, I'm Jim. We
• 2:24:24
  Speaker 2: follow the New Junkie. They follow the Monsters of the
• 2:24:25
  Speaker 2: Morning after us. It's Tom and Ann with a corporate time.
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  Speaker 2: It's Orlando Shine Show. It's Real Laughs. It's What the
• 2:24:30
  Speaker 2: Hell is Angel Listening To? And, of course, all weekend,
• 2:24:32
  Speaker 2: it smells like the 90s. But Sunday mornings, guys, it's
• 2:24:34
  Speaker 2: Captain's Log Radio with Jack Bradshaw and NaomiBradshaw.com leading right
• 2:24:38
  Speaker 2: into the legend Joseph Martins and our buddy Josh Fowler
• 2:24:41
  Speaker 2: for Sunday morning coming down. We'll see you three on
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  Speaker 2: Monday for more of the Jim Colbert Show. Until then,
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  Speaker 2: have yourself a fantastic weekend, guys.
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  Speaker 10: See you Monday.
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  Speaker 5: Bye.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't worn underwear since, like, 85.