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19: Woman Wins $5 Million From Geico for Contracting STD in Insured Car | #ISawThisOnTheInternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: What's up, y'all?
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  Speaker 2: This episode is sponsored by bet Her Help. We'll talk
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  Speaker 2: all right, what up, y'all? Welcome to the Solts on
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  Speaker 2: the Internet Show, a show where we randomly talk about
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  Speaker 2: the Internet's craziest stories with comedian friends. If you would
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  Speaker 2: emailing us Internet at Kevin Stage dot com. And a
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  Speaker 2: lot of the stories y'all picked on today's episode are great.
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  Speaker 2: Uh So, today's episode we got Keanisha the Bus, Brandy
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  Speaker 2: the Denise, and Tony the Baker. This first story just
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  Speaker 2: was just a funny title to me. Texas Pete Hot
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  Speaker 2: Sauce maker sued over fame product being from North Carolina.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, it turns.
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  Speaker 3: Out wow, live your life, and just.
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  Speaker 2: So Texas Peed Hot Sauce is in this Texas has
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  Speaker 2: one Los Angeles man thought, of course, with somebody here.
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  Speaker 2: According to a class action lawsuit, Los Angeles resident Philip
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  Speaker 2: White filed a lawsuit in September and California against the
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  Speaker 2: Hot Sauce producers, North Carolina based T W. Garner Food Company,
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  Speaker 2: alleging false advertisement after he believed the brand was a
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  Speaker 2: Texas product.
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  Speaker 1: Uh While he bought a bottle.
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  Speaker 2: Of hot sauce and the label featured a white star
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  Speaker 2: like the Texas flags already anti already cartoon cowboy and
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  Speaker 2: then looked over and he turned it over and says
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  Speaker 2: the hot sauce was originated from Winston.
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  Speaker 4: He threw that bottle. He was.
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  Speaker 1: Comcial New York City I'm from and I used to
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  Speaker 1: always think something like that would happen. They find out
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  Speaker 1: I was from.
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  Speaker 4: They was disgusting.
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  Speaker 5: Every commercial this stuff made in New York City.
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  Speaker 4: New York City a rope man.
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  Speaker 1: He had to die over that Texas be hots.
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  Speaker 2: Like my thing is that it don't really matter to
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  Speaker 2: most people, Like I'm not really checking to see where
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  Speaker 2: it's bottle man, I'm just like you have the Texas
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  Speaker 2: p He was like North Carolina, Pete, they don't hit
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  Speaker 2: the same.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, hot sauce on his fingertipsy he said, this is Texas.
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  Speaker 1: You should never care enough to sue over that.
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  Speaker 5: I don't take food. I don't take food back, I
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  Speaker 5: don't take clothes back. I'm damn sure ain't about playing
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  Speaker 5: about some hot sauce.
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  Speaker 6: But can you imagine being a lawyer like yeah, we
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  Speaker 6: got a call any representation, Get the fuck?
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  Speaker 4: What's the case? What do we got?
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  Speaker 5: You know, the lawyer's coming. They got like they got
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  Speaker 5: like a list and every week what do we get? Well,
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  Speaker 5: we have a man that bought some Texas pete hot sauce.
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  Speaker 5: He found out it was actually made North Carolina. He
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  Speaker 5: is future and he thinks he has a case.
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  Speaker 4: What else we got? What we got a malpractice suit?
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  Speaker 4: The surgery going wrong? He gonna come back to I
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  Speaker 4: feel like this.
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  Speaker 7: I feel like if you look this person up, he
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  Speaker 7: probably has just a list of things.
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  Speaker 2: That he sues for trying to like one of the
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  Speaker 2: people who spilled coffee on themselves?
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  Speaker 7: Did you did you hear the story about maybe like
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  Speaker 7: a couple of months ago where the girl got an
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  Speaker 7: STD from her boyfriend but it got from the rental car.
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  Speaker 3: But then she sued she had.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and our company hurts because she had sex in
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  Speaker 6: the car and they gave her STD. The boyfriend or
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  Speaker 6: whoever gave her STD. But because it happened in the car,
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  Speaker 6: she sued.
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  Speaker 3: And won and won.
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  Speaker 1: She won billions five point two million.
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  Speaker 4: How was she able to win that?
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  Speaker 7: I just feel like people have because it is bad
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  Speaker 7: marketing for Hurts because I don't want to get her hearts,
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  Speaker 7: can't get herpes, so they.
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  Speaker 3: Probably But it wasn't a car who had it?
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  Speaker 1: It was homeboy driving the cars?
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  Speaker 4: Was he an employee of Hurts?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, here's the article, I'm gonna read it.
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  Speaker 2: A woman in Missouri won a five point two million
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  Speaker 2: dollars settlement with Gotico after she contracted a sexually transmitted disease.
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  Speaker 2: The woman says she got HPV while having sexual intercourse
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  Speaker 2: inside the vehicle insured by got Co. The company found
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  Speaker 2: a quickly found a petition for the payout for the
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  Speaker 2: unnamed woman. She alleged that because her partner failed to
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  Speaker 2: take proper precautions and infected her inside the insured car,
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  Speaker 2: her HPV infection should be covered by the policy.
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  Speaker 7: Oh well, how is the HPV infection five million dollars?
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  Speaker 3: Because it can lead to cancer?
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  Speaker 4: So manet like one of two people?
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  Speaker 7: What? Yeah, So I just feel like it's people you
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  Speaker 7: could sue for so anything five million.
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  Speaker 3: Explain this because it's a lifetime. You can't get rid
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  Speaker 3: of it. No, you cannot. It's lifetime. It's incurable.
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  Speaker 6: So now she has an incurable disease for the rest
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  Speaker 6: of her life paining, especially if them bumps show up,
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  Speaker 6: then you got all them big old bumps.
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  Speaker 3: It's uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 2: Like so parently, they offered her a million million was
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  Speaker 2: offered and it was rejected by Goutic, So they went
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  Speaker 2: to arbitration and the arbitrator the arbitrators recommended five point
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  Speaker 2: two million dollars payout from got Co arbitrators.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they do that.
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  Speaker 7: They estimate like how it affects your life and the
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  Speaker 7: time she will take off work and jobs she may
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  Speaker 7: have had in the wedding she might not have had.
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  Speaker 3: And then they just come up with this was.
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  Speaker 6: That the cars he's insured under the car, so it's
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  Speaker 6: something that happened in the car. So like if I
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  Speaker 6: crashed and I don't have no R it's part. It's
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  Speaker 6: something that happened in the car. I got hurt.
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  Speaker 7: HPV in the car, they could have what they had
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  Speaker 7: sex two days in the road and they sex in
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  Speaker 7: the house and the sex in the car, and it's like, nope.
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  Speaker 3: That was one night stand and she knew that was
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  Speaker 3: his friend.
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  Speaker 1: Well you know it was your boyfriend.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe they were dating was her boyfriend.
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  Speaker 4: This case is flimsy.
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  Speaker 8: It was five million dollars.
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  Speaker 6: That's but you know, now you know the underwriting and
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  Speaker 6: the insurance, it's gonna change for everybody.
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  Speaker 3: So now that's gonna be and listen, they're gonna change.
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  Speaker 7: I'm just thinking of, like all the things that could
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  Speaker 7: happen in rental cars that I never sued for.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what my mind. I would have never even
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  Speaker 2: thought that.
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  Speaker 7: Like literally, when I bought my car in Atlanta, I'm
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  Speaker 7: pretty sure that I got COVID from the Mercedes dealership
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  Speaker 7: because that was the only place I had been. I
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  Speaker 7: had been in quarantine and I had went to that dealership,
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  Speaker 7: and I feel like that man who worked that gave.
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  Speaker 3: Me COVID, And I wish I had known this.
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  Speaker 7: Because I would have sued the Mercedes dealership and Buckhead,
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  Speaker 7: you would.
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  Speaker 1: Have had five million and got to keep the car.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no payments, but I never heard that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah things, Yeah, anything slapped in the car like which
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  Speaker 6: I'm taking you to court.
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  Speaker 3: Now, anything could happen.
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  Speaker 1: Guy should have just paid a million.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, well why they got hit in the mouth with
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  Speaker 7: the fire.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they rejected that.
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  Speaker 3: They said the girl said I want one million.
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  Speaker 2: It seems like the settlement offer was one million, so
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  Speaker 2: maybe her lawyer hit them was like, we'll take one
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  Speaker 2: million for the HPV and they were like no, so
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  Speaker 2: went to arbitration. The arbitrator was like, now you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: give her five and then and they had to pay
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  Speaker 2: the five Damn.
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  Speaker 6: Can you imagine having to tell somebody how you came
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  Speaker 6: up on your ends?
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  Speaker 1: Though, man, I'll probably be happy to other people that.
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  Speaker 3: Because nobody to get.
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  Speaker 1: Five million.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, it's one of two people without five million without V.
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  Speaker 2: I thought she was saying that the HBV was in
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  Speaker 2: the car, and she got on her like, I thought
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  Speaker 2: you're going to say they didn't clean it or something. No,
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  Speaker 2: it was just the fact that God co insured the car.
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  Speaker 2: They need to say that in the when they try
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  Speaker 2: to get you. Listen, the client's interns of you want
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  Speaker 2: because you can get too for the HPV.
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  Speaker 5: HPV don't seem like five million dollars worth of illness.
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  Speaker 9: But because they said, according to this they can clear
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  Speaker 9: up on its own, and you can you can battle
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  Speaker 9: it with treatment, and I feel like it ain't worth
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  Speaker 9: five million.
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  Speaker 6: Let me tell you why though, HPV, especially for so
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  Speaker 6: it's it's more damaging than women. Men don't have any
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  Speaker 6: side effects really nothing. For women it's more damaging. But
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  Speaker 6: HPV also for women turns into services cancer.
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  Speaker 4: But that's a link. Yeah, but if she so with
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  Speaker 4: her case, she.
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  Speaker 8: Must know she just got its warts probably appeared.
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  Speaker 4: That means it just happens, so you're not really at
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  Speaker 4: risk of cancer. That fast depends.
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  Speaker 7: But that's argent comes into play because he can do
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  Speaker 7: statistics on how long it takes to get cancer and
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  Speaker 7: the things that it could count out of her life.
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  Speaker 3: And they have to put a monetary number on.
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  Speaker 7: That, like okay, and now you might not be able
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  Speaker 7: to have the loving relationship you wanted.
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  Speaker 3: What does that cost?
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  Speaker 6: She's a woman, so now with the kids, stuff and everything,
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  Speaker 6: like it's a it's a lot. And then having to
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  Speaker 6: explain to because she not with old boy no more
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  Speaker 6: so having to go and explain this to a new partner.
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  Speaker 6: You have lifetime medicine if you want, but it's nothing
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  Speaker 6: gets rid of it. But you have like it's a lot,
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  Speaker 6: and emotional.
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  Speaker 10: That emotional damn is emotional damage emotional.
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  Speaker 1: H somebody on Patriots and they got HPV and the
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  Speaker 1: h o V.
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  Speaker 2: Dang, well five million, five millions I see her hi
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  Speaker 2: V millions HPV though that human on the fence.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like HPV is more dangerous than her bees.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it could be.
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  Speaker 8: The same thing HPV is. There's different versions of it
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  Speaker 8: which you have different effects. HPV is her bees virus.
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  Speaker 3: And HPV like that is a thing that could really
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  Speaker 3: stop you from having leva blisters. Ain't gonna do that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's one of the that's one of the herbes.
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  Speaker 4: Got so many different Uh.
• 9:49
  Speaker 7: If you've got wars came from frogs?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Is it real?
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  Speaker 1: Do they?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know that's real.
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  Speaker 1: Project, Come, you'll go with that.
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  Speaker 6: I really thought you could get wars from this is frogs.
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  Speaker 3: Toads are the ones of the wars. Okay, can you
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  Speaker 3: get me from a toad?
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  Speaker 1: Same?
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  Speaker 3: You know niggas?
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  Speaker 1: Probably? Probably. I was playing with frogs and.
• 10:13
  Speaker 3: I never got frog and told that was my book. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I thought they were something new today.
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  Speaker 7: I was today years old when I thought you could.
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  Speaker 4: Get I didn't know chicken pox was the herpes joint.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what is it called?
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  Speaker 4: Like shingles?
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  Speaker 8: Me too, I didn't know you have chicken boxes A
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  Speaker 8: kid me to.
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  Speaker 1: I had shingles when I worked.
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  Speaker 3: At Bone simplex.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the doctor told me. The boring doctor was like,
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  Speaker 2: go home and you don't have to tell your manager.
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  Speaker 8: It doesn't show until you later.
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  Speaker 3: Shingles older, when you didn't have chicken?
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  Speaker 1: When did you have the mark?
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  Speaker 5: Still not really I got a mike for a minute.
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  Speaker 5: I got it like it was after Serene passed. So
• 10:57
  Speaker 5: when I when I talked to the doctors like, have
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  Speaker 5: you been stress laing?
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  Speaker 4: I was like absolutely yeah. And she was like and
• 11:03
  Speaker 4: I told her what.
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  Speaker 8: you're stressed.
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  Speaker 4: Trix commercial.
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  Speaker 11: Valricks you can get it older and like your brother
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  Speaker 11: had shingles and he's like he was like thirty and
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  Speaker 11: it was like something came on his face and I'm
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  Speaker 1: other news. This is kind of crazy. I learned a
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  Speaker 1: lot today.
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  Speaker 2: A dog was caught running with a human head in
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  Speaker 2: its mouth in Mexico after a cartel message was found
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  Speaker 2: written next to a body.
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  Speaker 1: Nearby.
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  Speaker 2: Residents of a town in north central Mexico were stuned
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  Speaker 2: human head in its mouth. Also, I gotta be a
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  Speaker 2: big dog. Officials in the vidence play state of Zacatecas
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  Speaker 2: and confirmed the incident and said Thursday. The police eventually
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  Speaker 2: managed to wrestle the head away from the dog. The
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  Speaker 2: human rains were left with a message referring to a
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  Speaker 2: drug cartel before the police kaka straight dog made off
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  Speaker 2: with the corpse's head.
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  Speaker 6: I don't even feel safe talking about watching this shows.
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  Speaker 1: The stories in the car. They make the cartel so scary.
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  Speaker 4: Cotel is terrifying.
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  Speaker 1: Because I lived in I sold and what it was
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  Speaker 1: like right there.
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  Speaker 4: Prime Really, if you.
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  Speaker 1: Go across the border, some people have never returned. The
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  Speaker 1: difficult dogs running with head.
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  Speaker 5: Oh man, can you imagine if you was on the phone,
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  Speaker 5: you know how you and I told her, I was like,
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  Speaker 5: don't be coming over here with that attitude.
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  Speaker 4: Poor gone somewhere. Don't be coming over here with that
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  Speaker 4: show down? What you got this looking at you? Dead
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  Speaker 4: eyes over god, lips chated.
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  Speaker 1: You know. The lists was.
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  Speaker 4: It's just a dead head looking at you.
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  Speaker 3: Scene to like a movie and then you see the
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  Speaker 3: share pull up.
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  Speaker 7: In the man and like we got another one another.
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  Speaker 4: He had his cigarettes and his shirt.
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  Speaker 3: And told them mother to stop coming around the.
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  Speaker 4: Because all the cop is dirty. He just stand to
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  Speaker 4: hushed the lady up, give you fifty thousands.
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  Speaker 1: Who is he?
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  Speaker 3: He's name?
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  Speaker 1: That's why you gotta do what the car says.
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  Speaker 2: Man absolutely, because they couldn't heads off and dogs is
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  Speaker 2: biting them.
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  Speaker 7: Who was like the car tells me and like you
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  Speaker 7: need to do this and they're like no, who That's.
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  Speaker 4: What I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: But you with the cartels, I mean from what we watched,
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  Speaker 2: you know, knockouts and things like that. But even the documentaries,
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  Speaker 2: the stuff, man, they was Pablo was blowing things.
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  Speaker 4: He blew up an airplane, bruh passengers. They ain't got
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  Speaker 4: nothing to do with the drug game. They're just like
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: we're going boom.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: It was just on a war path. The civilians ain't
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: got nothing to do with the drugs.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: They don't share the money, you haven't shootouts in front
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: of the courthouse.
• 16:45
  Speaker 7: It was like, God, even like it's not even just
• 16:48
  Speaker 7: the old thing. I went to Pio Carmen last November,
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: right before the Day of the Dead. I was there
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: for a week, and so my girlfriend owns a condo
• 16:58
  Speaker 7: in the city limits. So me and my other friends
• 17:01
  Speaker 7: stayed with her house whenever we first got there, because
• 17:04
  Speaker 7: we took a shuttle from Cancoon to there. Like, the
• 17:06
  Speaker 7: taxis can't pick you up on that street because the
• 17:10
  Speaker 7: Ubers can't pick you up on that street because the
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: cartel owns the taxis, and so if the Ubers pick
• 17:14
  Speaker 7: you up, she was like, we have to walk to
• 17:16
  Speaker 7: another block. They are watching this street. If the Ubers
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: pick you up, everybody's gonna be in trouble.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: And so we just never.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 17:27
  Speaker 10: How you get in there?
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: You all him? I think that's why you places like that.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: You either need to know.
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: The girl I stayed with have been living there for years,
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: and she she's a black woman, she already knew. And
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: so like when we would see them on the court,
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: like we called somebody and they'd be like they all
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: the way down the street, like you need to come
• 17:45
  Speaker 7: over here, like they knew not to pick us up.
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: But it was like the city center. It wasn't like
• 17:51
  Speaker 7: a bad neighborhood, like I walked around by myself. I
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: was there for a week, but it was just like
• 17:55
  Speaker 7: certain rules you.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: Followed, Like that's scary.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Cartels narrative always precees them.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: The cartels narrative of fear always perceived absolutely with the
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: most of your cartels.
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: You shut down on the podcast, I'm done nothing we see.
• 18:13
  Speaker 7: It's so much stuff that we don't see, like them
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: hanging bodies from the bridge.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Like they used to be in the news.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: In our pasto all the time. Man, we used to
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: be like, don't go down to water Is And I
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: was like, you don't want to end up in me
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: because kids in the past. In Mexico you can drink
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: at like sixteen, so they would go to pasto and
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: get drunk and come back. But then sometimes people get
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: arrested and then you'd be like, you're in Mexican jurisdiction, yes,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: And it was like if you get caught, like the
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: alcohol ain't worked there.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: So I didn't care. I got drunken watteries.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I mixed the liquors though I was drinking
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: beer and the regular liquors. So by the time we
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: got back to the other side, I was We were
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: driving back the lost cruisers like.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: You know how you'd be swallowing the line before Yeah
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: you good? Only when somebody asked if you're good, that
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: makes you even more you good.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Got pulled over by the cops and he was talking
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: to the drivers. He looked back at me. I was
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: in the back seat. He's like, man, this guy was like,
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: threw on the side.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: I was done.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Funny story that messed up this before we ever drink
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: was in church after watching that which is New Year's
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Eve service, but Listen didn't eat nothing all day, and
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: then that church she had just ate a whole bunch
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: of grapes.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: So we had Denny's and stuff, and she got sick
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: and she just.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Throws up in the middle of the floor and the
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: ladies like can you go to the bathroom, like frustrated,
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: and Melissa's like, first of all, I wasn't drunk, okay,
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I had some grapes and I hadn't eaten nothing. I'm like, Listen,
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: I don't think you care. You threw them in the
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: middle of drunk or sober drunk person.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: I'm not even.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: A drunk person.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: That's the first thing.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: That I just had some grapes.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Lady, don't care about your grge and story. Oh no,
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: I had grapes earlier today in the shirt communion. Get
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: your ass.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: She's homeless, right, yeah, your homeless asses throwing up.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: It don't matter. It was an attitude.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: It was the lady gave this attitude and she was
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: tell you what I mean about it. I ain't drunk, Well,
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: then why don't you go to the bathroom. Don't worry
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: about that.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: I throw up the worst to go Hopefully we.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Moved to another table.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Be making you feel better, bro.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: That one time I got drunk.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: I uber to Jenny's had Country fried steak and pancakes.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: It was the best pancakes.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Crazy when you drinking so good?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Why you because you might stay with your hand different banks.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: One of those vikings back in the day they got
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: the big ass animals, the grapes.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Boo's next.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Remember being told we was in New Orleans. We was
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: on Bourbon Street and it.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Was like get a hand grenad, you get hand grenads.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: You'll never wake.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Up to me telling Melissa, we always like okay one,
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I mean we talk about this thing had negative zero
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: alcohol zero and we drink the hand grenade.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I thought we was gonna take an LSD trip. Man.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: I was more sober after. I was sharp after.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, get your word.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: Taxes, but let's talk about the Republican Party and what
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: they're putting on the underneath, on the back tax in the.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Subsidies for the student loans.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: That's what I want to talk about. You having the
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: party now and fun that man, the Halpernade politics in
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: this country had glasses. It wasn't even money in the
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: middle had a suit on, and let me tell you
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: about what's really.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Going on out there.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Started to it didn't.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: And I'm a lightweight, I'm a lightly It was going
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: to be like, man, a wake up, face down in
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: the New or Leans slitary.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: The look what happened, man.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Is the most disappointed thing is.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: And then people were like, oh, brother, hand grenade, it
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: is just a tourist thing. Ain't no alcohol even in
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: that selling.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Everybody it was like twelve dollars was expensive. Trying to
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: die tonight.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: That's a big, big.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Damn that got you.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: There was nothing. There was a Caprice Sun.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: They was pumping that up.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I drink. I would have been.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: Three times a year. I'm like, tastes different. Just happy
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: to be here with the karaoke so.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: I need right.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: They lied to be down in New Orleans.
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, drinking kolid that's terrible, waiting waiting to kick.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Other times I drank wine, like wine, wine, make you snug.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, you can't get drunk. Wine wake up.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: The next day.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: Last time I ever got drunk, it was wine, white wine,
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: and I had like six glasses.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: I was literally I was just leave me. I'll sleep on.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: I'll be like, don't move me. We got to get
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: you out of here. Let's just close the shop now.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: You can trust me in here. I know it's a
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: business that gonna steal your ship. Leave me alone. The
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: transport is risky. Yeah. I was in Washington sting, drinking
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: so much white wine. For I was doing shows with
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: Lucas Seeley and he just Lucas, he just kept giving
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: me one and then it's.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Just like bam.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: They helped later the headache after wine, and I had an.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Early flight the next day. That's the word I made
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: the flight.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Though, I don't be drinking if I have a show,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: if I have to go somewhere the next day.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: You that elevation hit Who thought about the down of plane?
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: One time, I was on the plane and I only
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: had on a sweatshirt and the brawl underneath, and I
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: remember I woke up and I was pouring sweat, and
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: I think it was like the elevation, but I remember
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: to start getting dim. I was like, I'm about to
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: pass out and I'm gonna play by myself. I remember
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: I took my sweatshow I can't just be on a
• 24:52
  Speaker 7: plane in the brawl, but I took it off of
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: one of my shows. The dude sitting next to me
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: and I turned the fan on me and he just
• 24:58
  Speaker 7: looked at me.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: I was like, Hi, I'm just sitting there.
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: Like my move and I'm just like you got five
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: a m. And I did not stop hanging out till
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: like three am, and I was like, I was like,
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: I just I was doing that swallowing people. I don't
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: pass out, don't pass out, don't pass don't pass out.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: You feel the.
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: God They said that when you go up in the
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: air of the elevation makes you more drunk, really, and
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: so I was like, yo, I really like if I've
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: never had alcohol poisoning, but I assume that's what it
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: felt like. I was like, whoa, I was on the end,
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: I was on their you know, I smelled like tequila
• 25:41
  Speaker 7: and I'm in there taking off my top and I'm like,
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: I'm like you And it's so crazy because I wasn't
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: even thinking about like, oh, you know I'm sick or
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: this could be serious.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: I just was like, it's gonna be so embarrassing if
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: I pass out. I think I just was. I just
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: didn't want to be embarrassed.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: I'll be thinking about to before before the sickness fully kicks,
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: saying you worried about what other people are going through.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Then you reach a point in the return it's just.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Like you care. He doesn't want.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: It's like when you're throwing up, you be molested in
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: the toilet, Yeah, right on the toilet, see chilling you
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: so SI you don't care about the germs.
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: I think I've ever been that person that do the
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: toilet making out with the toast.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: I'm still like like I can't touch.
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: Really, no, I will put my lips in somebody's If
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: I reached.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: That point, I.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Throw out, keep going.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Strong, please and save it. Just get me a part
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: of this. I'll drink so gross throw I could just
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: you you good, you good.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: That's discussed.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: I've been around Canesia was she told I'll be ready
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: to fight, to fight her eighteen times.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: I don't drink like that no more.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: I always want to rap battle somebody that we're doing
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: a rapatle getting hellow.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: No, I was in I literally sober.
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: I literally was battling a whole gang, I mean nig niggas,
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: and I was about I was in that final battle.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: They kept trying.
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: Man, I was out there killing alcohol.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Making you are.
• 27:53
  Speaker 12: Listen.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: Soon as she gets drunk, she's busy bombing.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, motherfuckers ain't gonna be my.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. Stuck in a whole nother town.
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: Come here jumping car thinking like my ID is coming,
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: Like no, I love my ID.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: And if I know.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: Venian been sipping, I disappeared. I can't, man, who hold
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: this battle?
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Who wants the smoke?
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: I said, yo, Man, she'd be battling homeless dudes.
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: I felt like I was in Chicago hanging out with
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: one of my friends and I got on live.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: I sat d battle and I.
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: Feel like you jumped on my life. I feel like
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: you jumped on and was like, what's going on. The
• 28:49
  Speaker 7: Next day I saw it, I was like.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I slapped high five. You don't even have to laugh
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: with me.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Bomb, I'm fuilt different, my pining different.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: That you're talking to it.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: He wanted like drunk me as a whole other man
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: red so funky.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: She got drunk. My birthday party listen.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: I went outside and fell asleep.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: Came back and I know the partying, Yeah, cleaning up.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Was on.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, people been going for like an hour.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: I was so drunk. I went outside, came back and
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: thinking the parties. I'm looking.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: I made the plate to She came back and went
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: in the Frinch writor.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: The kids were like that, I'm so sad. I remember,
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: I know. I know, I made a plate.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: You're going for two hours? The jammy.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Put something. I say, yo, he beat it up? Why
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: eat it up?
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: You got these bondess wigs while I got these bony
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: things applying the wave.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: I knew he was gonna come with the thing. I
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: knew he was gonna come with the thing.
• 30:39
  Speaker 10: Man out of me, man, I ain't been invited to nothing.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: It's time for me to get.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: To that party got out of control. Niggas was there
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: that didn't even know me.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I remember somebody was sitting there in my hallway eating
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: a full plate. And I don't know niggas birthday is,
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: but this iss birthday.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I went to school. Everybody who was telling this? Who
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: are telling people about this?
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: Cause it started off real everybody then it just was
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: Nigga city.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: It was hot in there. I see the videos of that.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: That many people in the.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: House and we start doing the karaoke.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Greg was drinking and smoking.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: It was like, care, we gotta start training the NFL players.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: We can make their meals. They got access to this stuff,
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: not like this. We're gonna make the meals for them
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: so they could do the NFL. It's too specific of
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: a business play, like they got the NFL.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Team here in l A. Oh my god, just sit down.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: You're not doing none of that.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: What's worse the m C battle this drug or the.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: Business person business person because the idea never know.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: I hate the business.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: If the worst idea you ever.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: Heard entertaining, they really are They think they got.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: Something when you hear me, So look, I guess the money.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Start. This is all we gotta do. The worst idea.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: You think, okay, you'll never sandwiches, Okay, what's wrong with them?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: They be having bread?
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: What if you have one with no bread?
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: You may not say nothing?
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: If I see this come out, I know you know
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: what you know.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Never you put the mayonnaise between the cheese and the
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: meat and the pickles with no bread, but no bread
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: because brand.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Is the expensive thing.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: And then I thought for like a premium package. You know,
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: people cut off the ends of the bridge. I figured
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: that the whole bread could be the ends.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: It's just ends, only the tips because they got ends
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: and because we got the end.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my homeboy had the worst idea.
• 33:14
  Speaker 7: It's my friend comedian Chicago freestyle with Eli Hamilton. He
• 33:20
  Speaker 7: was like, what if we had what if we had
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: a comedy boxing match for comedians? I said, so, what's that?
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: He was like, because you know comedians like they be
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: talking ship. He was like, so what if they fought?
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: I was like, so they're not comedians.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Somebody boxes And I was like, so when they boxes
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: now right?
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: He said yeah?
• 33:47
  Speaker 12: Yeah, he.
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: Was like, they do what said in the ring and
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: then they fight each other, and he was like, this
• 33:55
  Speaker 7: is a great idea.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: I know a boxing ring, I know somebody, I know
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: a promoter.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: You down.
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: And he was dead as calling comedians like do you
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: want to be in this boxing comedy?
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: You know, you do your set and then afterwards you just.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Right, that's been my time.
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: And then he and then y'all come in the middle
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: of a fight and he was like, don't make so
• 34:20
  Speaker 7: much money off of this, because he was like, people
• 34:23
  Speaker 7: that want to pay to see comedians, they want to.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Pay to see the fight.
• 34:26
  Speaker 7: And I was like, you know, they want to pay
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: the sea boxes fight.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: They don't want to see you just go sitt in
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: the stool after yourself.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Because a getting beat up and just trying to crack
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: it out.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: That's whyn't even hit me out hard.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: It's terrible. It's a terrible idea.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: He was, you know, always need help. Now you getting
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: there and you know, get my hot thing.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: We're gonna len That's just terrible.
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: That's worse than the NFL tra man why He's like, man,
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you it's so good. And then he was
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: talking about how he gonna get big people involved, and
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: he was like, then I can hit him, d Ray.
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: I'm like nobody knowing this, nobody.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: You don't believe it. Nobody idea ain't a good idea.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: I don't another side you believe another drink. Don't saying.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: You want to fight.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: You can't fight. Have different divisions, not.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: This comedy jokes right.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: And jokes jokes and jazz jo jazz.
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  Speaker 1: Wat you want?
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  Speaker 5: I mean you know I wouldn't do anyt's See these
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  Speaker 5: cats look like boxing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like boxing, because boxes are good.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, people are not boxers turned in the worst performances
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  Speaker 2: you've ever seen you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, Comedy commedians ain't got no hands. Yeah. So anyway,
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  Speaker 1: dating in l A.
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  Speaker 3: I used to box from Washington State University. So did
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  Speaker 3: you Yeah, box for a minute, tell.
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  Speaker 1: Me my boxing?
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  Speaker 4: How you miss you? So?
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: When I was.
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: So if you look at the back of my leg,
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: what happened is it was already messed up, so I
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: couldn't last that long. My sister had kicked the forty
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: bottle and it cut open the backroom.
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  Speaker 4: So random.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't even heard. Sister has a vivid history.
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  Speaker 3: It's amazing you remember when she stole.
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  Speaker 1: My Yeah, oh you already know the story.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: So she told you the dr battle she stole my
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: I nigga, try to beat me, bust you in both eyes.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Now you can't see.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness. But yeah, and you know how when
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  Speaker 3: you get cut so deep, you don't feel it.
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  Speaker 6: You don't feel pain until you see the blood. So
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: I'm walking, I'm like, damn, my foot is sweating. Hello,
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  Speaker 6: bad and blood spill and then that's when you fall
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  Speaker 6: all over.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, tough after that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, So it was always kind of messed up that
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  Speaker 6: I was always in there. And then the pressure just
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: and if you can't move because training you're on on
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  Speaker 6: for three minutes, off for a woman and off for
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  Speaker 6: the entire thing with the light in.
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  Speaker 1: So that's why I don't know how box. The thing
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  Speaker 1: people can't do is the conditioning.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because throwing punches done right uses almost all
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  Speaker 2: your body. Yeah, and three minutes is a lot longer
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: than it feels like it, and then one minute is
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: not nearly as much time. And then defending yourself because
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: I took boxing for a little bit, I was like,
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know how these people even do twelve and
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: box used to be fifteen.
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: Round around dog, you absorbing blows and stuff.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: That's why to be getting knocked out like, bro, don't
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  Speaker 1: take a lot.
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  Speaker 5: Of thin gloves, brocking white, Sugar Ray Robinson.
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  Speaker 1: That was can you imagine and then getting knocked out.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: No, he did one hundred and eighty something fight. Knowing
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  Speaker 5: that Sugar Ray Robinson. I'm gonna pull up his record
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  Speaker 5: just to show you, because they were fighting every Thursday.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Sugar.
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  Speaker 5: No, this dude was Sugar Ray Robinson. A lot of
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: people considered Sugar Ray Robinson probably the best boxer to
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: ever exist, given given the length, because everybody always give
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: what's his name? All that credit?
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: What's his name?
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: Rocky mos like forty something.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, with Sugar Ray Robinson, he had lost, but he
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: went like fifty sixty fights with no loss, sixty.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you this is him. That's insane. He died
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: in nineteen eighty nine.
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: But his record is totally the two hundred and one
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: professional fights, one hundred and seventy four wins, one hundred
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: and nine by knockout, nineteen losses.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Can they get that thing that the football players.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Get to get that absolutely even worse.
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  Speaker 4: The nuggets is getting repeated.
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  Speaker 7: Worse, so they actually actually acknowledge it In boxing, I
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  Speaker 7: feel like they don't.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: They called it getting punched drunk. I don't think they
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: blame it.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: I think it's expected in boxing, you getting punched in
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: the face. In football, they think they thought that helmet
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: protected you more than it actually.
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: Really they don't have like little kids professionally boxing little
• 39:24
  Speaker 8: kids trying to play football.
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  Speaker 4: Two hundred fights, yeah, man, and he went.
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: He went for a long time like he lost a fight,
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: but he went so many fights without losing again. It's
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: kind of like, is Rocky Machiano the best? Even though
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: Sugar Ray Robinson went on this, you know, fifty sixty
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: streak wins. I was just like, man that amount of
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: flights though, And if you look at him, if you
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: look at him, he's like a nack king cool.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: He's small, you know, look like he can sing R and.
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  Speaker 1: B literally nigga. He looked like he why do food?
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  Speaker 4: The group back then?
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  Speaker 1: He had a conk.
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  Speaker 4: He was a fighter.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Hold on how much did he weig? He was five eleven,
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: He kind of tall five eleven for he boxed at featherweight,
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: so he was he was thinin forty five city featherweight
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  Speaker 2: is do.
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  Speaker 1: You know that for sure?
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  Speaker 3: That's what I just guess I know, I.
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  Speaker 2: Know I had a boyfriend. Featherway is maxweight one twenty six?
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  Speaker 2: Whoa five eleven one twenty six?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Ow, it's like a stick.
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  Speaker 3: I'm one twenty five and I'm five one.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: He ten more inches of the same weight.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: That had to be like back in the day.
• 40:41
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, because they were built smaller back then.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: They said he boxed at featherweight and his highest was
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: a lightweight. Let's see what his lightweight at. Maybe he
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: was maybe Brandy was saying, because he could have started
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  Speaker 2: a featherweight. The boxes usually get heavy as they yo.
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  Speaker 1: Just thirty two.
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  Speaker 7: I feel like one five five twenty six, five eleven
• 40:59
  Speaker 7: is like like you you real fragile?
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they need strong to boxers, even at that
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  Speaker 1: small way. That's the day.
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  Speaker 2: Probably, Yes, if I was a boxer, I would be
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: a heavyweight to super heavy. I would have to fight
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Mike Tyson and Linux stores. That biggas would have killed me.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: And fans a lot too.
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  Speaker 2: Nigga today, I mean the Rock way to say, I
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  Speaker 2: almost almost threw up the Rock had these changes on.
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  Speaker 1: He was like six five to sixty.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: To sixty You have this, I don't have none of that.
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  Speaker 4: So he went on fight win streak.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: That's insane.
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  Speaker 5: Not include he had a couple of draws in there,
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: but he had eighty nine wins since that first loss.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Wow, he lost his first fight.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: No, No, he lost from the first time for the
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: first time he lost. When eighty nine more wins and
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  Speaker 4: he had like two draws.
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  Speaker 2: Eighty nine fights period, more than most people's career, Like
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Floyd Mayweather's professional is like fifty and one, I believe
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  Speaker 2: fifty or fifty fifty, and he was fighting for a
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  Speaker 2: long time.
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  Speaker 1: He had eighty nine. They also fighting two or three
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  Speaker 1: times a year.
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  Speaker 5: The more back then eighty nine wins.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: That blow was rocky out.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, that's crazy.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: All right, before we go pick your poison. We didn't
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  Speaker 2: got two crazy ones yet. We're gonna get out of.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: There on this piouz.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Oh this is this is This is not nearly as
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  Speaker 2: bad as the other one. I think we might have
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: had the intense one before. Oh yeah, we had. This
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: is a regular one. The one we had was green
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: and it was like, suck your death penis with your
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: mom's mouth.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: It was like.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: I thought we had, but she got the simple one.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Because I'm like, we ain't had nothing crazy. Even one
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: were like I need the crazy.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Let me see if I have any crazy left in mind? Thing. Yeah,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: because I was like Jesus, man, it was wild.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: One of them really was like half sex of your
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: mom with your dad's bottom half.
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  Speaker 4: Bottom?
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: What is going on.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Sitting there thinking of this ship?
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: All right, let me see it's mad funny.
• 43:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, maybe I got your money.
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  Speaker 4: To do it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a different moments, it's a different it's a
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: different type of.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: But it's a different type of But.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't want to be that person.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to be that person.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: This baby killed my vibe.
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: So I definitely rapt and sometimes I think I'll be
• 44:08
  Speaker 7: turning guys off that.
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  Speaker 3: I seen this chilling and.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, everything.
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  Speaker 6: I've seen I've seen this, dude, I've seen this. Mement
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: was like, men, get me drunk and think I'm about
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: to want to have sex. But I started battle wrapping.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I got how many minute to me?
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah? They were like this is you. I was like it.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: Absolutely mad, y'all wrap battle with y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Get Yeah, okay, Lingerie, y'all.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: You thought you was getting something to night. I let's
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  Speaker 3: check the fact.
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  Speaker 6: He's like, whoa you didn't get me no dessert, so
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: your feelings about to be getting so.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, here's one from from the I realized
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  Speaker 2: we had to not say for working this ship. I
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  Speaker 2: didn't realize that participate in a nursing home orgy as
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  Speaker 2: your age right now, or have someone in this room
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  Speaker 2: give you a rectal exam.
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  Speaker 10: I'll go with the rectal exam and give me, give me,
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  Speaker 10: give me the things again.
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  Speaker 2: Nursing age, or participate in a nursing home orgy, or
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  Speaker 2: have someone in the room give you a.
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  Speaker 7: Rector or is more than two other people? How many?
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: Six?
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  Speaker 3: Seven, eight?
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: Like it's a lot, but that's old people is because ye,
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: and it's men and women in the orger, so it's
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: not like a training.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: And so check it out.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I was going to.
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  Speaker 6: Have Tony do it because he's like a brother to me,
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: but then his hands are hello big, So I don't
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: have to go with Brandon, my boyfriend, go.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Down to Shady Pond and get busy with me.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 10: I like young men as it is. I'm ten years older,
• 45:59
  Speaker 10: but I can't do my age.
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: I like young men too, but it's like something fetishable
• 46:05
  Speaker 7: about like just the old man who can't move.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: I think I'm but they gotta all be mega. No
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  Speaker 3: orgies are men and women.
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  Speaker 1: Just hold everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't want.
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  Speaker 12: I don't want coming over to you.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna be tripping over the little breast mount hit him. Gertrude,
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: Gertrude squirrel.
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  Speaker 7: It's probably.
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  Speaker 4: Squirt.
• 46:48
  Speaker 7: Take off my depens pulling depends to the south shower
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  Speaker 7: and shower.
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  Speaker 3: Yea, them asses have not been cleaned. Probably. Okay, I'm
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: gonna I'm a get my wreck because that's quick.
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  Speaker 4: Check me out. That's gonna be rough for y'all, not me, right, because.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, if you've ever been to the doctor, somebody
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: checked before I got afore.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you let me grow true.
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  Speaker 4: You're going.
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  Speaker 1: I want to go in during Judge Judy.
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  Speaker 4: In the background. You know it's gonna be early, just
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: because they.
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  Speaker 3: Don't feel like.
• 47:54
  Speaker 7: It's going to be most of the time. Just everybody
• 47:56
  Speaker 7: trying to get ready. Nobody's really gonna be able to
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  Speaker 7: do the job.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, you better bring a lot of loop because a c.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on people they're trying to tie to yeh.
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  Speaker 3: Could you imagine Papa going to get your in the lock?
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  Speaker 1: John my dog.
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  Speaker 3: Oxygen in done it with the oxygen. Oxygen.
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  Speaker 10: For a long time, you was.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Getting taken down with the long cofin Yeah, I was for.
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  Speaker 3: Almost six months, was man.
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  Speaker 6: You had to because that's why I was like the
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: first person who gets I really don't think they beat
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: it up, but really.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: My lungs are bad. I don't know how to introduce it.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: Like listen, I gotta.
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  Speaker 4: Wanted do you grab his? If you grab his like ye, get.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: That it wasn't already already counted on my note whatever.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. You kept it on the Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you have to. I mean it gets.
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  Speaker 9: Take the mask you want to die, Take the goddamn
• 49:22
  Speaker 9: it's not being for get it something.
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  Speaker 4: Get some of them take the mask like don't you Yeah,
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: I'm taking your mask. Give me the mask back. No,
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: you to hear how bad you want?
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: How you Let's go on and then.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: The beause you know what, I people hanging up. They
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: be hanging and choking themselves. So about to finish. She
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  Speaker 3: snatched it out intense about death experience.
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  Speaker 1: That man.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Has a little thing on the back, like you know
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: how glasses.
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  Speaker 10: So I have to put a so stick to you,
• 50:18
  Speaker 10: you know, so it stays on and then they make
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  Speaker 10: it all tight.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: About that.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: What was happening I tell you about that.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: I feel like the orgasm would actually be better with
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: the oxygen coming in like that because it clears your
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: your mind up so you can breathe better during the
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: orgasmic part of it.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: So I feel like it would be more intense.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Imagine not being on the on the oxygen anymore.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: But now you.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: Like, let me get my let me you will.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: This time real quick, I'm about to suck it up.
• 51:00
  Speaker 10: I was that big of a difference.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: So it wasn't better with that.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: It wasn't that big of a difference.
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: It was weird, and I was a little bit self
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: conscious about it because I'm like, I'm sitting here in oxygen.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: But I was like, maybe.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: That's gonna get taken down. I don't care if I
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: don't make it, ain't gonna make it out.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: Because they say oxygen opens your mind up, it like
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: feeds the brain cells.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: So I figured everything would be more.
• 51:22
  Speaker 7: Heightened, but it might be different because she needed it.
• 51:26
  Speaker 7: So if you if you do it and you don't
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: need it, then it probably does.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a new that's a new cake. It's as
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: much as you're doing next.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Thing now, like.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Closing the thing, let it go.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: Right right, you're getting.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: I love.
• 51:55
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• 52:12
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