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- Don: stint. Brev: Damn, being a colt fan is a near part of my personality. JRD: So you have a shitty personality then. Brev: All right. Something I hate right now. Absolutely is being a Colts fan, bro. We have we Don: Ha ha ha. MAS: Don't do it. Brev: have the longest active losing streak in the NFL at nine games, which means I haven't seen my team win in almost a year. One full calendar year. I mean, the way the game ended on Sunday. Is just like the icing on the cake, bro. It's like we lost the same way. We lost in a close overtime game to Kansas City last year also because of bad play calling. And we blew an 11.4th quarter lead last year. And this year, we throw a bomb, our first possession of fucking overtime. We get it. He fumbles. We get gifted the possession back because that damn year they could have just said the fumble stands and the game's over. Then we run the ball three times in a row. We don't go for the end zone and we settle for a tie, bro. So it's like Shane Steichen is just playing to fucking not lose rather than playing to win. Like let's go for the fucking end zone. Let's go win, bro. We haven't won in almost a year. Go for the win. And we give the JRD: But blah. Brev: ball back to Patrick Mahomes with two timeouts left and three minutes. And they've been cooking us all night. Bro. That shit is so frustrating. Shane's second should definitely be fired. And we need to start cleaning house because I would say in my life, I'm pretty happy. And I was thinking about MAS: I'm sorry. Brev: it like, dude, I'm pretty happy in life. And this is literally the most stressful part of my life. And the thing that makes me the most angry is watching the Colts and being a fan of the Colts. Like nothing gives me more stress than that. So I fucking hate being a Colts fan. Don: that's like average male experience bro. Like the most stressful part of your life is probably watching your team. Brev: Yeah, bro. Like, dude, honestly, they should be playing. Like, MAS: Yeah. I thought you'd be asked. Yeah. Brev: I play Madden. I could call a fucking game better, MAS: If you have if you ask like an og guy Let's say their team had like a known time where the team was struggling you ask them and they're divorced What was worse your divorce or that span of being that fan they're gonna go. Don: We are. MAS: Yeah, that was the worst Picking picking picking the team for sure just committing to a team and watching them suck Don: And like you're so blindly committed that you still sit there and watch them suck. Brev: Bro, in every offseason JRD: Yeah. Brev: they convince you that this is a different year. And I believe them. And we're just gonna go for another eight and nine fucking Don: You're just gullible. I could have told you the Colts weren't gonna be good this year. JRD: And and you and and Brev: season. JRD: and with me like I can't change. Like no I I tr Don: Yes, you can. You almost changed. Actually timeout, for people that are of home, I want you guys to all know this I don't know what year it was, maybe twenty twenty one, twenty nineteen, between that spin, this guy, Joshua Ryan Divorce, contemplated on not being a Cowboys fan anymore. Even went to the point to saying that he was gonna root for wherever Lamar Jackson was. Am I wrong? MAS: You're not wrong, but I've heard everyone in this chat. Everyone, everyone in here has said that. Hold on. No, everyone. Hold on real quick. I'm just going to yes, but hold on. JRD: Yes. He's completely wrong. No, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Can I can I smile please? No, I he's okay. I said Brev: No. What? Don: Yeah. MAS: Everyone has says that at one point in their life. They don't want to be a fan of their team. Go ahead. Don: No, but he was so close to really leaving. JRD: I said no, Brev: No. JRD: I said I am going to sit out the NFL Don: No. JRD: season not being a fan of anyone. That's what my exact words. I said I'm gonna sit out MAS: Now JRD: this NFL season. MAS: you specifically Brev: Yeah, bro. MAS: said the more you were like that was one number two. Brev: Bro, I just went on a two minute spiel on how much I hate being a Colts fan, not once I said do I not want to be a Colts fan. JRD: Brev, shut up. Don: Ha ha MAS: I'm out. Don: ha. Brev: What the fuck was that MAS: Yeah, I feel like I could picture everyone here just be like, I don't want to be a Colts fan. I don't want to be a Celtics fan. Don: Alright, you never heard me say the Celtics one. No. I've gotten Brev: Yeah, bro, you've never heard me say that. JRD: Yes, you have. You have Don: I got I've gotten very angry, but I've never ever ever once in my life contemplated on rooting for another team. If I were not to be a Celtic fan anymore, I would not be a fan of that sport. I would not watch the sport. JRD: And I quote, You may have been a sar You may have been sarcastic when you said it, but you said what do you mean? No matter. MAS: Yeah. Don: Yeah, I'm obviously joking. You were seriously contemplating. You were in a in a bash state of mind. I remember talking to you and being concerned of your well-being. Because you were like, the Cowboys do not bring me joy anymore. I'm going to root for Lamar Jackson, the Baltimore Ravens. A hundred percent. This this definitely is a canon event. Brev: You know what? I do remember that too. Yeah, you do. Yeah. JRD: I I I MAS: he for sure said that. For sure. JRD: I was just trying to decompress. I wasn't being serious. Don: You seem pretty serious, bro. Brev: You seem serious, MAS: Having a number JRD: How about MAS: two team is like saying you're not going to be a fan is like, okay, whatever. But then saying like you're gonna have another team back up like I'm gonna go to this team. Don: Yeah, that's crazy. JRD: I think I just had L I think I just had Lamar in fantasy that year and he was doing well for me. No, I had MAS: You had a fantasy of Lamar? What? JRD: fantasy on my t had Lamar on my Lamar Don: That's what I heard. JRD: on my fantasy football team. Don: Hey bro, relax. Sheesh. JRD: my gosh. Brev: Josh is rooting for whatever team Keem is rooting for. Don: Yeah, if that's Hey, what's JRD: Yeah. Don: Keem? What's Keem's team? he was talking about being like he might he might be Minnesota. I remember shit. Brev: He doesn't really have a team but since he lives in Minnesota now, yeah. MAS: Might as well, sure. Don: You gonna be Minnesota fan, Josh? They got Kyler Murray back. JRD: No, fuck the purple people ears. Fuck to. Don: I think the closer I actually came, I actually did contemplate of not being a Niner fan anymore. This was back in like twenty eleven, twenty twelve, MAS: you Don: because I was a big Alex Smith guy. So when he got hurt after we finally MAS: I remember. Exactly. Don: We finally were good with the Alex Smith with Harbaugh came over and then we went on that magical run. This fool gets hurt and like against the Bears, I forget. Kaepernick comes in and freaking takes over. And then never, ever gave up the spot ever since. And I was so mad about that shit, because yeah, I fucked up with the success we're having. But bro, Alex Smith deserved to be the starting quarterback, at least until he lost a job, bro. He never got a chance to fight for his job. Brev: In Kaepernick goes the Super Bowl. JRD: He went he went to the Chiefs, right? Don: Yeah, but I was like out there a year and then yeah, he went to a Super Bowl. 'Cause when he was healthy he never came back. He was only out for like a realistic game, bro. MAS: I remember Don: he got hurt against the Rams. And then the next game, Colin Cabernet had that amazing game against the Bears where he was like running all over them, going crazy. And then he just ever since then he never lost a job. And then the whole JRD: Yeah. Don: that the whole di debacle with him taking the knee and shit and how they treated him afterwards, that shit pissed me off even more. I was like, bro, I'm not about to root for this team anymore. So I almost went to the Cheese, bro, 'cause Alex Smith. And I almost went to the Patriots because of Tom Brady. MAS: confession confession Don: Hundred percent. Brev: I definitely contemplate not being a fan anymore. Don: yeah, I was there with you. You're gonna be a Clippers fan or a Lakers fan. You were you were seriously Brev: Yeah. We're... Yeah, we're... Look at the clippers are... MAS: We're all there. Don: debating on being a Lakers fan. Brev: No. It was either the clippers or the grizzlies because I used the grizzlies in 2K. Don: Can't tell me you weren't thinking about being like a fan of home. That's it's it's full sort of Brev: If anything, that's when I really started like, when LeBron went to the Lakers, bro, you don't know how- Don: Ha ha. MAS: because you couldn't follow. Brev: Nah, I couldn't follow him. I can't, yeah. Don: You you went somewhere I can't follow you. What w what Pat I say again? MAS: You're going down a path I can't follow. Don: my god. MAS: You're breaking my heart. Don: This fool was like that with LeBron. You breaking my heart, LeBron. Nah, dead ass. I think I never with the Celtics though. If I were not to be a Celtic fan, I would not watch the sport at all. Like I'm done. Brev: Yeah. Don: That means I'm just not watching basketball. If I was part of you with the Colts and you with the Giants. Brev: I've never contemplated not being a Colts fan, Damn, being a colt fan is a near part of my personality. Don: Percent. MAS: Never leave the giant. Brev: Yeah. JRD: So you have a shitty personality then. Who wants to be a Colts fan? Don: Ha. Brev: You a fucking JRD: fan? Brev: Cowboys, Lakers, and Dodgers fan.