Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 84 - Smurfs feat. Dan Soder

Transcript

Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 84 - Smurfs feat. Dan Soder · Son of a Boy Dad

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: can listen ad free on Amazon Music.
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: Hey Ryan Reynolds here, wishing you a very happy half
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: off holiday, because right now Mint Mobile is offering you
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: the give the fifty percent off unlimited. To be clear,
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: that's half price, not half the service. And Mint is
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: still premium unlimited wireless for a great price, so that
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: means so half day. Yeah, give it a try at
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: midmobile dot com.
• 0:33
  Speaker 3: Slash switch from tae Foret five dollars for three month
• 0:35
  Speaker 3: day quip only to fifteen dollars for a month.
• 0:37
  Speaker 4: Required new customer offer for first three months only.
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: Specter bo Bye Network, Busy Taxism DS Extra Semen Mobile
• 0:41
  Speaker 3: dot Com.
• 0:42
  Speaker 5: Man, I'll tell you what, when you're hungry out there,
• 0:44
  Speaker 5: you started acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game,
• 0:47
  Speaker 5: making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out
• 0:50
  Speaker 5: of sorts. That's where Snickers comes in.
• 0:53
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 0:53
  Speaker 5: That thing is packed roasted peanuts, nugget, carmel, milk, chocolate.
• 0:58
  Speaker 5: It's like the MVP candy bars, and when you bite
• 1:01
  Speaker 5: into it, boom, it sorts you out. Get your head
• 1:04
  Speaker 5: back in the game of life. Satisfying your hunger. Remember this,
• 1:07
  Speaker 5: Snickers handles your hunger, so you can handle everything else.
• 1:12
  Speaker 5: Snicker satisfies. Man, that's a winning play.
• 1:16
  Speaker 6: What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a
• 1:18
  Speaker 6: Boy Dad podcast today. It is Tuesday, October eighteenth.
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, sir, and we are in this bitch and we
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: are in the studio like we never left, like we
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: never left.
• 1:31
  Speaker 6: It's too forty two STU forty two are not in
• 1:33
  Speaker 6: the radio room today, which, uh, I don't mind.
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: We're in our own little corner of this office. You
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: saw they built Chicken Fry a studio though.
• 1:41
  Speaker 6: They built you a studio, brother.
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're trying to put it on someone.
• 1:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah it bill you a big ass studio. Yeah.
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was crazy, dude.
• 1:50
  Speaker 6: It looks like you guys are in the exact same
• 1:51
  Speaker 6: They've just built the exact same setup for both of
• 1:53
  Speaker 6: you guys.
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of works.
• 1:55
  Speaker 6: It works very well. I thought you I couldn't tell
• 1:57
  Speaker 6: if you guys were in different places or not.
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you are actually in different places right now.
• 2:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:02
  Speaker 6: People don't know that.
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: People can't tell because they built the same studio for
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: Sass while he's on the road, follows him around in
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: a trailer everywhere it goes.
• 2:10
  Speaker 6: It's actually super cool of them to hook that up.
• 2:11
  Speaker 6: I was pumped about this.
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: It's like when Garth Brooks takes his like recording studio
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: on the road and like the tour bus behind him. Smart,
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: you got your tour bus going from fucking Buffalo to Minnesota,
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: wherever the hell you're going, and right behind it's your
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: podcast studio.
• 2:26
  Speaker 6: I'll be in Minnesota this weekend, have the House of
• 2:28
  Speaker 6: Comedy in the Mall of America. And I let me
• 2:32
  Speaker 6: say one thing. I'm excited to get back to the end.
• 2:35
  Speaker 6: I'm excited to be back in Minnesota, and I'm excited
• 2:38
  Speaker 6: to be most of all in the Mall of America.
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's cold going to ride, though, I'm.
• 2:42
  Speaker 6: Gonna ride the World roller coaster every single day. You won't,
• 2:46
  Speaker 6: I will not.
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: I'll pay you one hundred dollars if you do. I'll
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: pay you one hundred dollars a day if you do
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: it every day.
• 2:53
  Speaker 6: Dude, I think it costs like forty dollars. Isn't it
• 2:55
  Speaker 6: like expensive?
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: So you will make sixty dollars a day.
• 2:57
  Speaker 6: That's not worth it, bro. I'm gonna eat one hundred
• 2:59
  Speaker 6: and sixty No, no, no, no, I want to go out
• 3:02
  Speaker 6: with a sick with one hundred flat every day.
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: Oh huh no, No, that's bullshit. I'll give you one
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: hundred and will you figure out how much it is.
• 3:10
  Speaker 6: I'll figure it out if it's probably.
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: Thirty six dollars and I'm willing to split the thirty
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: six with you. So you'll come out with one hundred
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: and eighteen every day if you do it every day,
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: So that's one hundred eighteen. How many days you're out
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: there for, that's almost five hundred smackeroos.
• 3:22
  Speaker 6: Brother, you have to ride it right it on Sunday
• 3:24
  Speaker 6: before I go to the airport.
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: If you want to hold all my luggage, if you
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: want the whole one eighteen, yeah, if you want my
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: fat one eighteen.
• 3:31
  Speaker 6: I hope we're not staying in the airport. Well, there's
• 3:34
  Speaker 6: not the airport in them all of America.
• 3:35
  Speaker 4: I think.
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: Isn't there a hotel at the mall?
• 3:37
  Speaker 6: There is, I promise, I bet we're staying at it.
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: It'd be sweet to not go outside for the whole time.
• 3:43
  Speaker 6: You're in Minnesota so much, dude, No, Minnesota is so
• 3:46
  Speaker 6: walking outside of the fucking hotel and in the mall.
• 3:51
  Speaker 6: That would that would take me to new levels of depression.
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: You go out for a smoke and you're in the
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: victorious secret.
• 3:59
  Speaker 6: That would suck. They have like they should have, like
• 4:02
  Speaker 6: some sunlight, some UV some UV lights.
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some fake l like dims. Have you ever seen those,
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: like fake windows that are like if you have like
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: a wall in your house, they'll put a fake window
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: that goes through the whole cycle of light, so that
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: like it simulates your brain to think that you're like
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: experiencing the That can't help.
• 4:22
  Speaker 6: I can't do as much as they probably say it does.
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: They probably I don't know, dude, people talk crazy about light.
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: I'm about to be on the blue light glasses because
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: I think I'm pouring badness into my brain.
• 4:30
  Speaker 6: You are, Yeah, the blue eg glasses are actually do help,
• 4:33
  Speaker 6: but you don't use them. No, I did when I
• 4:34
  Speaker 6: was in high school.
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: I need some blue light contacts.
• 4:36
  Speaker 6: I was getting migraines and they were helping me a lot.
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, then you got off them.
• 4:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah. They look a little weird because they are very
• 4:42
  Speaker 6: like mirrored, but uh, some of them look stylish.
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: Chef Donnie was wearing some he looked like the fucking
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: Great Gadsby or some shit.
• 4:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the great gas wore glasses. Yeah, I gotta get
• 4:52
  Speaker 6: on those. Maybe we'll both get on them. Yeah, that
• 4:54
  Speaker 6: would be sweet.
• 4:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: Or if there's a Blue Light Glasses sponsor that wanted
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: to get on the fucking trade, they.
• 4:58
  Speaker 6: Want to Yeah, they hop on the show on this
• 5:00
  Speaker 6: runaway trade. I think there's probably two brands that I
• 5:02
  Speaker 6: can think about the top of my head.
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: If they want to go to the Moon.
• 5:04
  Speaker 6: They're probably listening, and they're probably wondering, why did not
• 5:07
  Speaker 6: why did we not buy ad space on this I.
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: Get on the Space shore. It's probably because we're giving them.
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: We're about to give them a free add but we're
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: not gonna do it. We're gonna stop short of saying
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: their name.
• 5:14
  Speaker 6: Any brand names anything. I'll say a brand name, it's
• 5:17
  Speaker 6: not them. Yeah, Oley's Shady Race and Oakley's does a
• 5:20
  Speaker 6: fucking Blue Lights. Freaking celebrity booker. Kelly's calling me, Kelly,
• 5:27
  Speaker 6: No celebrity bookers, freaking celebrity booker, Kelly Kelly, freaking unbelievable.
• 5:34
  Speaker 6: I'm recording exclamation point, what did you do to soda?
• 5:40
  Speaker 6: You won't stop talking. Yeah, yeah, he's off merciers talking.
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: Later on in this episode, we're gonna have Dan soder
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: On in a highly charged, energetic.
• 5:49
  Speaker 6: And very energetic it's a very good interview too. We
• 5:52
  Speaker 6: really pride him open. Oh dude, we had research that
• 5:55
  Speaker 6: we got to the bottom. I had so many good
• 5:57
  Speaker 6: we had so many good questions.
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: We warred his asked we like find out ship from
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: early on in his career, people that he had talked to.
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: You gotta stick around for that interview, dude.
• 6:06
  Speaker 6: I think we do the guests. I think we do
• 6:08
  Speaker 6: guests the best guests we just make. We just make
• 6:11
  Speaker 6: them think they're part of the crew. First of all,
• 6:13
  Speaker 6: they're not. We make them think they are. They want
• 6:16
  Speaker 6: to be, you know, but everyone's always like, ah, this
• 6:18
  Speaker 6: was fun. It's like I want to sit down and
• 6:20
  Speaker 6: be like, so when did you start doing stand up? Yeah,
• 6:22
  Speaker 6: we're just gonna don't want to talk about that dumb shit.
• 6:24
  Speaker 6: We're gonna talk about it. They want to reef, they
• 6:26
  Speaker 6: want to riff with the fellows, they want to talk Smurfs,
• 6:28
  Speaker 6: especially me Gnomes.
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: They'll even come in and be like what is this show?
• 6:32
  Speaker 6: And they'll be like, holy shit, these guys are actually
• 6:35
  Speaker 6: really good.
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: These guys are actually funnier than fuck.
• 6:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, these guys actually make funnier than fuck.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: Like, oh no, I just shipped myself from laughing so
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: hard at these funniest fuck guys.
• 6:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, which is them. We have a good time.
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: You also have been funny as fuck on stand up.
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: And I saw a clip that you put out.
• 6:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know, you.
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: Know, I know you're down on yourself about that clip.
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: I thought it was good.
• 6:54
  Speaker 6: No, I'm not down on myself. I think the joke
• 6:56
  Speaker 6: was funny. I think it was good funny joke. Posting
• 6:58
  Speaker 6: stand up is tough because anytime you post it, people
• 7:01
  Speaker 6: are gonna try and critique it.
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: I hate when people notice stuff about me that I
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: didn't notice about myself.
• 7:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not even that. People are just like, oh
• 7:08
  Speaker 6: this the delivery, the fucking Oh you didn't crowd People
• 7:12
  Speaker 6: are calling it crowd work, Like, no, dumbass is not
• 7:15
  Speaker 6: crowd work. It was written joke, along with a series
• 7:20
  Speaker 6: of other jokes about Jeffrey Dahmer that I didn't want
• 7:22
  Speaker 6: to post because I didn't want to get canceled.
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: Oh really, they're.
• 7:26
  Speaker 6: A little more risque.
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: Oh damn. But uh, what kind of stuff do you say, Hey,
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: it's got to be homophobic gul slurs. Yeah, it's got
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: to be home.
• 7:34
  Speaker 6: I mean, and he's one guy that if you're gonna
• 7:36
  Speaker 6: be yeah, it kind of seems to get out of
• 7:39
  Speaker 6: jail free actually because he's a bad man now. But
• 7:43
  Speaker 6: there is more to that joke. I just like, I
• 7:45
  Speaker 6: don't want to do the Dahmer stuff, Like I'm I
• 7:47
  Speaker 6: don't know, I don't really know how long I'm gonna
• 7:49
  Speaker 6: do that stuff before because it feels like it's dying out. Yeah,
• 7:52
  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna post my like good written material.
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: That your timeless shit, you'r ever green.
• 7:57
  Speaker 6: Stuff that I can keep doing and working on. So
• 7:59
  Speaker 6: it's like, I don't know, it just alays when people
• 8:02
  Speaker 6: are like that, like they've never done stand up, they
• 8:04
  Speaker 6: don't know anything about it, and they're like, this feels
• 8:08
  Speaker 6: like you shouldn't be posting crowd work, and it's like
• 8:12
  Speaker 6: it's like, dude, the whole like the joke is if
• 8:13
  Speaker 6: I like, I know, if I asked Kase, anyone ever
• 8:15
  Speaker 6: seen anyone watch those documents? Which also so I saw
• 8:18
  Speaker 6: some dude that was like such a weird thing to
• 8:21
  Speaker 6: just throw out and be like, does anyone here watch
• 8:24
  Speaker 6: serial killer documentaries? Like? What do you think I started
• 8:26
  Speaker 6: the show with that? I just got on stage. I
• 8:28
  Speaker 6: was like, so does anyone here watch serial killer documentaries?
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: Honestly, it wouldn't be that bad to start the show
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: because everybody does.
• 8:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that bad. That is coming off of a joke.
• 8:37
  Speaker 6: That's coming off of a Ted Bundy joke that I do.
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: So that's why explain. These motherfuckers should just be grateful
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: that they just got another grid post on Instagram from
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: sas after fucking.
• 8:48
  Speaker 6: No real the entire summer posts. Yeah yeah dude. Someone
• 8:52
  Speaker 6: was like, where have you been, bro? And it was like,
• 8:55
  Speaker 6: I posted my story here five times for yeah, close friends.
• 8:59
  Speaker 6: Now now I post on there very rarely go crazy.
• 9:03
  Speaker 6: I post my close friends. Then I'm like, what the
• 9:05
  Speaker 6: fuck am I doing?
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: Because you'll post like the dumbest meme.
• 9:08
  Speaker 6: Now it'll be like their toy story met Yeah, the
• 9:11
  Speaker 6: toy story meme is hilarious.
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: Posting a meme on Instagram is like, uh, well, dude,
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: you guys.
• 9:15
  Speaker 6: Why didn't follow me? Back in my OG days? I
• 9:17
  Speaker 6: used to be posting memes on my story like twenty times.
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: I know, and I think when you post a bunch
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: of them, it's funny because someone can go to your
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: page for a bunch of laughs. But when you post
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: a one off meme every like two months.
• 9:28
  Speaker 6: People, it's like it is weird because I'll be like,
• 9:30
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna start posting again on like social media more.
• 9:33
  Speaker 6: But then it's like, I don't think I could ever
• 9:35
  Speaker 6: go back to the way I did it when I
• 9:36
  Speaker 6: first started doing it, because I was just like I
• 9:38
  Speaker 6: didn't care at all, and I was like, this doesn't
• 9:41
  Speaker 6: mean anything to me, So I was just posting.
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: Whatever, you need a third burner, you need a third
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: you need like another toast, you could just throw shit
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: on there.
• 9:49
  Speaker 6: I used to just be throwing up memes and Spotify
• 9:51
  Speaker 6: links like forty times a day, Yeah you're spotif.
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: And I would give a fuck a screenshot of like
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: two minutes into a Mac Miller song, Yeah yeah, exactly.
• 9:59
  Speaker 6: Which was like clips of songs like music videos and stuff.
• 10:03
  Speaker 6: Do we gotta start post? And then I would just
• 10:05
  Speaker 6: post and be like I'm so depressed, I'm gonna kill myself,
• 10:08
  Speaker 6: Like I would just post that on my story shit,
• 10:10
  Speaker 6: like that'd be like, dude, I don't think I can
• 10:12
  Speaker 6: do it anymore, and people would just be like, all right, next, next, next,
• 10:17
  Speaker 6: I would just post anything on more.
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: People hit you with like the crying last yeah yeah,
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: yeah no, this.
• 10:21
  Speaker 6: Was like before they even had the reacting thing.
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: Really, this is a dude.
• 10:24
  Speaker 6: When I was in college, I'd just be posting and
• 10:26
  Speaker 6: being like I hate my life.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: I think they had the crying laughing emoji last year.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: When you were in college those three years ago. Then
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: time does fly flies.
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: The one thing that I did notice about looking back
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: at your Instagram posts is that, uh, and I'm sure
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: this is only true because you have gotten older, but
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: you did look young as fucking all your last posts.
• 10:46
  Speaker 6: EXU, I've gotten older and I've gotten fatter. Yeah yeah,
• 10:49
  Speaker 6: so is everyone. So so has I someone tooad. In
• 10:51
  Speaker 6: the last video that we did the last episode, they
• 10:53
  Speaker 6: said I look younger than you, or I looked older
• 10:55
  Speaker 6: than you.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: And I did not look young there.
• 11:00
  Speaker 6: That that was That was a That was a rough
• 11:03
  Speaker 6: week for me.
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: This is aging, like Jack, have you ever seen that
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: Robin Williams. It's like a Robin Williams movie where he
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: like goes through all the ages by the time he's eight.
• 11:12
  Speaker 6: He's like in high school and he's an old man.
• 11:15
  Speaker 6: Was reverse Benjamin Button Benjamin Bunton. No, Benjamin Budd gets younger. No,
• 11:21
  Speaker 6: and so he just gets older fast. No, because at
• 11:23
  Speaker 6: the end of ben Benjamin Button, he's a baby and
• 11:25
  Speaker 6: he has an old lady. I thought he was an
• 11:26
  Speaker 6: old old baby. He's got like wrinkled skin, doesn't he
• 11:30
  Speaker 6: because he's an old man in a baby's body.
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: Going back to I never watched I've never seen Benji butt.
• 11:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, neither guy. It's just apparently it's supposed to be
• 11:39
  Speaker 6: super good. It's actually kind of disgusting. Yeah, it looks gross.
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: He's a gross old, big old man baby. Yeah, that
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: shit's horrific. That ship is not cool. But it was
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: Brad Pitt at his hottest. It was well, I guess
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: you couldn't even tell you. He looks like et ewe, dude,
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: punch that baby, punch that baby to death.
• 12:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I would kill the fuck out. Did you ever
• 12:01
  Speaker 6: think about that? I would abort that baby. I don't
• 12:04
  Speaker 6: see a baby without thinking I would go all abortion
• 12:07
  Speaker 6: all over that thing. But like that would be crazy.
• 12:09
  Speaker 6: If you could abort Benjamin you probably could. Yeah, yeah,
• 12:12
  Speaker 6: I mean that's probably how he dies. Fucking libs. I
• 12:14
  Speaker 6: know they're boring, like six year olds at this age,
• 12:17
  Speaker 6: this point, coddamn liberals.
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: They're in their fifty six month of pregnancy, Yeah, having
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: an abortion.
• 12:24
  Speaker 6: These freaking liberals have no respect for fucking human life.
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: These goddamn liberals not like US libertarians. Now we're libertarians,
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: not like US librarians. Yeah, we're one of the biggest
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: librarian podcasts out there.
• 12:36
  Speaker 6: We gotta be. Yeah, at least top five.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sick only only the only comics are either libertarians
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: or late night comedy.
• 12:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah. What do you mean by that? You're either you have.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: A libertarian sense of humor or you're like the election
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: was stolen?
• 12:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, fucking Trevor Noah is leaving the Late Show. Bro,
• 12:57
  Speaker 6: let's talk on that is he? Yes, we for the
• 13:00
  Speaker 6: Daily Show. They didn't even put him at night. That's
• 13:02
  Speaker 6: how much he sucked.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: Well, it is at night. The Daily Show is a
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: nighttime show.
• 13:07
  Speaker 6: I'm riffing. Let me riff for once.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: Goddamn. I'm a fact checker, deep down in my cockles.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: That's who I am. I love to correct people. I
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: come from a long line of correctors.
• 13:18
  Speaker 6: When I was when I was in Buffalo. There was
• 13:21
  Speaker 6: I was watching the Office on TV on Comedy Central,
• 13:25
  Speaker 6: and it was a rotation between this Arby's ad and
• 13:29
  Speaker 6: an ad for Trevor Noah The Daily Show, and it
• 13:32
  Speaker 6: was driving me insane.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: Dude, It's crazy that there's only like five ads on
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: the TV. Yeah, and I don't even know what they are,
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: but I know them by the song.
• 13:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, No, I knew these ones, like.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Word for word, you're probably singing along with the Farmer song.
• 13:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the Arby's one was probably good. They've really spiced
• 13:50
  Speaker 6: it up.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: Nothing drives me crazier than when somebody I'm around somebody
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: who starts singing along with a commercial.
• 13:57
  Speaker 6: Song but like cars for kids.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they sing along with it or like.
• 14:01
  Speaker 6: That's because they're being they're being brainwashed. I know, capitalist America.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: And that's what pisses me off. I'm like, you, you
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: understand what's happening, right, You understand that they put that
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: song in there as a catchy ass song to you
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: got caught by the catchy song? You know it's catchy
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: because it caught you.
• 14:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's embarrassing.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: It's embarrassing. It happens to my wife sometimes embarrassingly. We're
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: in therapy.
• 14:22
  Speaker 6: Get that under control, Yeah, get that under control.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: We're in better help marathon sessions. Crying God.
• 14:32
  Speaker 6: She keeps on singing the fucking the cars for kids,
• 14:35
  Speaker 6: Jake from State Farm song. There's no song for Jake
• 14:39
  Speaker 6: from State Farm. Dude, that's how I know Jake from.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: I'm riffing, bro Let me the riff. Now you're a
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: fact checking me.
• 14:47
  Speaker 6: I'm fact checking you because I think you thought there
• 14:49
  Speaker 6: was a song for Jake for State Farm.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: I know there's not.
• 14:52
  Speaker 6: I don't think you did because I saw you looking
• 14:55
  Speaker 6: to find something in my head and then you went
• 14:57
  Speaker 6: with Jake from State Farming.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: It's another no, it's another sure.
• 15:00
  Speaker 6: Now I'm sitting there and I'm thinking, there's no song
• 15:02
  Speaker 6: for Jake for State Farm.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Now there's the Farmer's song, and then there's another one
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: that uh where there's the sky Rizzy song.
• 15:10
  Speaker 6: Nothing is everything. The Gico commercials suck.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Dick knows what I mean.
• 15:15
  Speaker 6: Why why do the guy the guyho commercials? They're just
• 15:17
  Speaker 6: doing anything. Now I like that, but they're just doing anything.
• 15:20
  Speaker 6: And at the end they're just like, I guess get
• 15:22
  Speaker 6: insurance with Geico.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're always like we need the stupidest fucking mascot
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: fucking there.
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: They'll be like, oh, these headphones. Are my headphones broken?
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: Or no, that wouldn't even work because that's something broke.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it has nothing to do with it.
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: They'll be like, oh, no, my headphones died. Good thing
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: they have a plug on them, plugged them. And they'll
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: be like, you don't want your headphones to fail you.
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: That's why you got to get Geico.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Sometimes, like uh, companies have ads and it's like they
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: don't like, no, no one needs like an oil company ad,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Like you're not gonna like buy your gas differently because
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: you saw a good Exxon ad. I saw a Goodyear
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Tire ad, and I was like, what are they getting
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: to like what I think.
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: It's supposed to be, Like there's some study about it,
• 16:04
  Speaker 6: but you.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Just have to like market like, you just have to
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: be in the general consciously.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: They want you to, but they want you to be
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: a part of the conversation, which is fucked. So then
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: when you go to get tires and you're like, well,
• 16:14
  Speaker 6: the guys like which one do you want, You're like,
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: I guess I'll go good Tire. I don't know anything
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: about on what I've seen their commercials seven thousand times.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Good Year used to be scandalous tire company. Yeah, what
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: was their tires like blowing up? Or like their tires
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: were like killing.
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: People, or they were making them out of human flesh.
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: They were like radicalized tires out of the babies that
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: the liberals aborted, the grown.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Up babies that were being aborted by.
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: The liber using Benjamin Button's leathery flesh as tires.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: They hate the death penalty unless you're a ten year
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: old baby.
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: He's fixing to be made a tire. Yeah, they just
• 16:47
  Speaker 6: curl up a fucking fourth grader as a very late
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: term abortion. I love the nuclear family me too. I
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: can't get enough for the nuclear family.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: If you love the nuclear family so much, why don't
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: you have one? Why are you married? Little sas? I
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: don't know you should get married.
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: I don't throw things in my general direction, please.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I I guess prefer that I get to that time.
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: I guess it's just something weird about me. I just
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: prefer people don't throw things in my direction.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: I get to this time of year where I just
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: want to start.
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: It is getting darker quick, and it's settling in bad.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Because it gets to the nighttime and I'll be walking
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: around the office.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: At three pm and it's dark out, so.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: I'll take I'll pick. I picked up a huge bean
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: bag chair yesterday and threw it at Spider. But he's
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: the one person who will get down with my shenanig.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: He will.
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: He'll get down with anyone. Spider. I don't really know
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: what Spider does, to be honest, he has incredible I
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: just see him walking around just causing shenanigans. Yeah, going up,
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: just bumping arms with everybody.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: And that's what he's here for. He's like when there's
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: like a dog in the cancer ward. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: it just makes everybody feel better. He does just go
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: up and like pet Spider. It is great and honestly
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: like he could do any job. He fits in with everybody.
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: He does. Have long said that he has the highest
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: emotional intelligence in the office. Yeah, he probably does. All
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: good vibes.
• 18:00
  Speaker 7: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 18:03
  Speaker 7: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
• 18:06
  Speaker 7: It saves you on Uber and Uber Eats. I'm there
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers up to ten
• 18:11
  Speaker 7: percent off smoothies and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: you think college is.
• 18:19
  Speaker 8: For Get Uber one for students, a membership to save
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: on Uber and Uber eats with deals this good. Everyone
• 18:25
  Speaker 8: wants to be a student. Join for just four ninety
• 18:27
  Speaker 8: nine a month. Savings may very eligibility and member terms apply.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: You keep to yourself, though I do you you're one
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: of the most humble, reclusive, unapproachable members of the office.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: But I don't think and I think you're misunderstood. You're
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: misunderstood because of that. No, but I like that, Yeah,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: that people don't want to come up with I see people.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: Come up to me to be like, should I ask
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: him if he can do a video else?
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: It has gotten to a critical mass of takes.
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: Dude, is so annoying.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: There's fifteen people that will come up to you every
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: minute of every hour.
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: What's your favorite type of water bottle? Do you like
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: the skinny one? Are the big ones? And they're like,
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: and then I'll be like, I like the skinny ones.
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: They're like, dude, could you make it funny? Name three
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: people that you name three celebrities that you would drink
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: water with Yeah, like what the fuck are we talking about?
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: And then then then you then you see it posted
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: and all the comments are like barstool needs to rotten.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Hell, like this is it? This is the one I'm unsubscribing.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: He posted one that was like things for men, what's
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: something that's for the boys, And I was like pussy,
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: I said pussy. And then all the comments are like
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: a bunch of fucking misogynists pieces of ship and it's like, dude,
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: I don't that's so I don't want to be doing.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: I don't want to be people asking me these questions.
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: Lose if you want to be shipped on them one
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: of them that it's been like, all right, this is
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: gonna this is actually work one is gonna this one's
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: gonna help the company a lot.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want to get shipped on, you'll just
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: post one of your stand up clips. I will, yes,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: if you want that for you, if I wanted that,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: which which you fucking don't. But I think it's because
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: all these brands just have like somebody that they're like, dude,
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: we need to get our fucking TikTok pop in Yeah,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: and they'll just uh.
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: News flash, TikTok is it's out, is it? It's gone? Yeah,
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: Now everybody's just on that ship where you take the
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: Now everyone's on be Real.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: That's mine. That ship is so lame. That's my main
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: networking app. Yeah, is just like taking a picture of
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: my fucking shitty dinner.
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: Like seven months from now, someone will at barstools send
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: out an email being like, we need to be on
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: be Real. We got to get the fact that Barshol's
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: not on be Real right now is shocking.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: It's horrific.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: I think they gave it a clement, to be honest.
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: I think that was one of Klemba's first things is
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: when he started, you got the log in for the
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: barstool be Real. Oh my god. I think I'm like,
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: I'm I'm probably wrong, but I really don't think that
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: everyone needs to be on every single form of social
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: media to be successful.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Everyone at every time needs to you don't.
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: But then there's are people that are doing that and
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: they're more successful than me and our podcast, Me and Girls.
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: I don't know, I was gonna say, I don't know
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: numbers a success, but they are doing better than.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Us in what way? Well, that's that they're also posting
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: like suggestions of pussy on yeah, OnlyFans.
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: I just like I don't know, I just like don't
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: want to do that. You don't want to bust it
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: open on a fucking paywall website. Oh, I just don't
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: want to like have to be like all right, well
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: we got to Oh fuck, Roan, come over. We didn't
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: do the be real for today. We gotta like people
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: have been successful without doing that. Yeah, I mean it
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: also is a good ass way to burn the candle
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: to the fucking wick real fast. Yeah, oversaturation, bro, it's
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: a thing.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Or just like your brain feels terrible and you feel
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: like an existential dread of going into your work or
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: having to do any of the little shit that like, yeah,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: is part of your job. It's like, uh, this is
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: supposed to be a fun ass fucking job, dude. Like
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: if you're just like, fuck, like, what's my take on
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: gambling of week seven of fucking hockey or some shit
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: like that, It's like I don't have a take. I
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: just don't have a take on this. You don't need
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: to have a take on everything.
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: You don't need to have a take on everything.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking empty of takes. I'm the void of takes.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: I'm done. I'm done doing takes. They tried to get me.
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: They tried to put me in a fucking costume the
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: other day for what I won't say. I won't say,
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: but I said, I'm not doing that, and I'm I
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: I don't say no, I always do the takes. They
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: always cut me out of them.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I think you give them a soft note. You're like no,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I don't say no.
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, sure I'll do it, and then I do it,
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: and then I put my headphones back in, but giving
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: them a starting in like five minutes and someone comes
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: up and like, can you just hop in this meal
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: real quick? I just need to put you throw you
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: in a costume. No, And I was like, like one
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: of those costumes and the people are all like shirtless,
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: and I was like, dude, I'm never I've my rules.
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: I don't go shirtless on camera. I saw the way
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: and they're all like their faces were painted red. Yeah,
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: they tried to throw me in there, and they're like
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: it's gonna take five minutes.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: They were like screaming at the top of their lungs,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: jumping upside down, then stumbled out. Ben men stumbled out
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: of the room like he was in a raining exercise
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: for Navy seals and he just got in like tear gas. Yea,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: he was just like wiping the red.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: Paint from his eyes. Now, yeah, I was not just
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: do something really quick. I was not gonna be in
• 23:09
  Speaker 6: the call.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: I'm not.
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know. It depends on what it's for.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: We got this new taser that we want to do
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: an ad. Yeah, yeah, we need you to get shocked.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: Can you just do it? Just do a quick dance
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: for us.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: We had this.
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: Locky Martin ad where you need to just do a
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: quick dance. You know how to you know how to great?
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: Come on the TikTok commentarys are gonna hate you.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: There's this new day. It's gonna be great. It's called flossing.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Yeahs do the fortnight dance.
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: Come on, We're gonna post on the main page. Everyone
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: will make fun of you and dm you to kill yourself.
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: This is gonna be good for us if you died,
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: it'd be good for the company. Yeah, think about the
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: T shirt sales.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, can you give us this socials? Can you get
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: us your social passwords so after you die, we can
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: post your airbrush t shirts.
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, come on, we're printing new shirts with your face
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: on that and the day you died, which we assume
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: will be tonight. Yeah, after you see this awful feedback,
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: are you trying your hardest? You get it before before
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: the merch team wants to know what kind of coffin
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: you want. We're trying to get it sponsored. So we
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: have these guild and coffee. Yeah, we're trying to We're
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: trying to get They actually shrink if you leave them
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: out for two long. I know your mom wanted you
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: in the suit, but we're gonna throw you in a
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: nice guild and tea. The follow your dad Hod Shady
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: rays on. Oh my god, that's devastating but also eerily true.
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: Oh it's true, and it was obviously an over an overreaction.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: How so it was an exaggeration. I mean, I don't
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: think so. I think we're just riffing.
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: Don't fact check yourself, bro, bro. So, I think I'm
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: getting back to Denver's calling my name.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I have a gambling competition there this weekend. I can
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: get you a free ticket there.
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: I'm talking around. I'm actually a I'm doing pretty well. No,
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: I will go I will go to Denver this weekend. Though,
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: when is it? It's this weekend?
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: You just missed your chance. No, you're doing pretty well. No,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I meant I was gonna your mental health. I understand
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: what what?
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: What? What You're going on Sunday? The competition is on Sunday.
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: When are you staying until Saturday? Sunday? Monday morning? We
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: do leave Monday morning? Yeah?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Why well, I mean you could leave whatever the fuck
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: you want.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: Now I can't. I was gonna say I would go Sunday, Monday,
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: leave Tuesday. You can probably. I gotta be here. I
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: gotta be here. Do what some of them d dude,
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: they need me for Take Jesus, what don't you get dude?
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: We could have a good time in Colorado.
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: It would be so fun. I could see my friends. Yes,
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: you can your friends. We could have some fucking You're
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: not going anywhere this weekend? Yes I am. I'm going
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: to Minnesota. That's this weekend. Yes, dude, you travel too much.
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: I know it's burning me out. I was in the
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: airport for ten hours on fucking Sunday. My flight kept
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: on getting delayed. They're like, we don't got a pilot.
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: They're like, our pilot fell ill. So now we're gonna
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: we'll let you guys know when we hear back and
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: then like they're like three hours later, like a one
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: hour until bored.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: It's just some drunk bastard dude didn't want to come
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: into work.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: That dog motherfucker.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Pilots are also pilots are young as fuck right now.
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: I know I don't trust them.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: You either get aboarded at ten or become a pilot.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I want an old pilot who's flown it, like,
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: has spend more time in the air than he has
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: on the ground.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, someone who's handsome as hell, who has like some
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: defined but refined lines in his face and like a
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: quaff of beautiful brown hair. Yeah, that's what I want.
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: It does take a lot to become a commercial airline flyer, though,
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: think you need like a thousand hours of flying, fucker,
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: maybe's probably more. Honestly got into your wheelhouse a flight,
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah we did, damn it. Yeah, I need to.
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: I need to pivot off a flight before you start
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: rattling off some fucking some factoids about the fucking Boeing
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: seven seven seven. I know what I did see a
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: Boeing seven and four seven had JFK and those things
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: are fucking huge. Is my first time seeing.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: You said you saw a plane?
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I saw it on the on the on the rumway.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I can't stress this enough. I don't care.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: Because they're fucking massive.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Is it a double decker?
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: The front of it is a double decker?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: I wonder what the upstairs is like. I think that's
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: where the first classes. We need to get on one
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: of those. I know they're fucking huge. We start doing
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: plane tours like Casey Nistad.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Casey, we need to put up some nice stats before.
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: Now that nice Dat's back in fucking NYC, is he? Yeah, dude,
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: no way, he's back in the city. Damn. I saw
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: him the other day at the bodega. No you didn't.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know who else is back? Diddy?
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: Diddy's back in the city to Ditty's in town tonight.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I noticed that, Yeah, Diddy's in the city.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: Sense it. When I woke up, I was like, is
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: did he here?
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Didty here? Diddy in the city right now? What the
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Diddy must be in the city.
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: I was like, Diddy and nice Dad in the city
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: at the same time. Is New York back?
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Dude?
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: Obe said that he took a picture of uh Diddy
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: and and uh it was well, it was on it's
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: on Diddy's Instagram.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Actually you like this picture? Yeah, it's him smoking a blunt,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: like leaned up on a cop car with like the
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: American flag in the background. Uh Obe said that after
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Diddy saw the picture, he was like he came up
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: to OBEs and he.
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: Was like, yo, you just became a millionaire. You just
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: became a millionaire.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Why Because he said the picture is like so sick
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: and it's iconic.
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: He was like, I own half of it, but he
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: just became a millionaire. That's hilarious.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, It's like, how how did I become a millionaire
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: by taking this picture that you posted on your without
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: giving me credit?
• 28:42
  Speaker 9: Had?
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, No, doesn't he usually tax OBEs, does he? Yeah?
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: I think so.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Well, maybe he gave him credit. But it is funny to.
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: Tell you someone so crazy that is just like his photographer. Yeah,
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: that he's just around him at all times, all times,
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: and that he like trusts him. Yeah about him? How
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: did he get that gig from this dude?
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Frankie Frankie Santella, who used to manage this group in
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Philly called Ground up who Mook knows. And uh, Frankie
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Santello was the one who I first talked to about
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: bringing million dollars worth of game in here. So the reason,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: frank since me and Frankie are friends, that's how million
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: dollars worth of game is at barstool. And then he
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: also just kind of linked up with Ditty some years before.
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: Well he was just in. So you introduced that million
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: dollars worth of game to Dave and all of them.
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: Well wait, what about OBEs? So you lost me.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: OBEs used to roll with the ground up dudes that
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: this guy used to manage. Obs went to Temple ground
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Up as a group from Temple. This guy, Frankie is
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: from Temple. It's all Philly shit.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: So did you hook that up? What OBEs with? Didty?
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: No? No, no, Frankie, did you got lost? I got lost?
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: It was a bunch of names. You were throwing out
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: a lot of names. I know, frank Frankie ground up,
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: ground up, but I.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Mean the Philly heads will be going crazy thing about
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: this ground up ground up.
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: His ground up was legendary dude ground it. But he
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: was there like he did like a lot of photography
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: and videography for them. It was like his first he
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: went from ground up to Diddy. OBEs did and Frankie
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: did it. They both work with ground Up and then
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: they both work with Diddy. That's pretty ground up, a
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: pretty big jump.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was great. I mean well ground Up was
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: big too though, ground Up Philly at the time, ground
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: up classic dude.
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: But Diddy, I mean did He's Diddy.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Diddy is Diddy.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: But I'm still trying to get him on the pall.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I want to hear that fucking the music, the new music. Dude,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Diddy's been working on this new music for you.
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: Going to go see him? Are you live tonight? The
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: Phillies in the playoffs?
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Oh fucking six Ers season openers tonight, and Lakers season
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: opers tonight. Dude, you're a Lakers fan now, I'm just
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: watching for Pat Bev.
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: Oh okay, I mean that you can have eighteen teams.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I can't have that. I just watched.
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: I don't claim to be a big fan of any
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: of them. Yes, you the Bells, I am part of
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: the Bill's mom and the Eagles. Shadow gave Davis that's
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: my brother, and you was wear.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: A Cowboys shirt.
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: Okay, I will say, I didn't know that the Eagles
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: and the Cowboys had like a they were like rivals.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: That's like the one that's like the Red Sox and
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: the Yanky.
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I didn't know that, that's like until I watched
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: the game and they were like this has been a
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: rivalry for twenty years.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, brother, shit, yes dude. People
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: are hitting me up being like my sweatshirt off. They're like,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: people are like, you let sass wear a Cowboys.
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: I mean, that's on you to be honest.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I know they're saying I should have.
• 31:31
  Speaker 6: Ripped you, should have ripped it off. I didn't know,
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: but I'm scared. I thought it was just another football
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: team and you're like, why are you wearing another football
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: team's sweatshirt. I didn't know it was like.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Their bitter rival. Yeah, it is their most bitter rival.
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: That's on you, bro. You should have caught me.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: No, I was scared of what would happen if you
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: had your shirt taken off of you? What kind of
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: hulk you would turn into if you fucking were had
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: your shirt ripped off mid off?
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: First, So well, I want to point something out. There's
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: no way you would have been able to rip that
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: sweatshirt off. The stitching is premiere, especially in the college especially,
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: and there's no way you're getting colors a hefty pair
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: of scissors to get through that sweatshirt. That's why they
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: sell it because it can't be ripped off. Now, it's
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: for a fan who's going into a hostile environment. It's
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: probably for a Cowboys fan going to an Eagles game.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: But the Phillies though, what about the Phillies? Can you
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: root for them at least?
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Now that the Mets are out, No, I did
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: want the Mets to win. I just wanted to see
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: Frank happy. Dude. Frank makes me laugh so hard. Yeah,
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: but they're out now right.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I feel like people are like off Frank, being like
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: it's too much. The more Frank, the better. Frank and
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Jersey Jerry like playing video games. I was watching, like,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: where is Frank?
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: He hasn't been here in days? He was here yesterday.
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: She take them a couple of days off. I mean
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: he is going through it right now.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, after that's hot ass picture he posted in his bed. Yeah, yeah,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: he's probably about to start an only fans with his
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: sexy ass.
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: He should. He'd probably make a shit ton of money. Yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Honestly, he makes a ton of money on cameo. Yeah,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: wouldn't he be able to money on only fans.
• 33:00
  Speaker 10: The off season is in full swing and getting out
• 33:02
  Speaker 10: there to work on your game is bound to make
• 33:04
  Speaker 10: any day even better. And if you're looking to improve
• 33:07
  Speaker 10: your drive, Chevy Equinox EV is the smartest choice you
• 33:11
  Speaker 10: can make. Bold athletic styling, a commanding presence, award winning tech,
• 33:16
  Speaker 10: an impressive range, all with an affordable MSRP. Chevy Equinox
• 33:21
  Speaker 10: EV will put a smile on your face no matter
• 33:23
  Speaker 10: how your scorecard shakes out.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Dude, I went to a restaurant this this past weekend.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: It was a relatively nice restaurant and it's a restaurant
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: where they they ask you. You're like, uh, they like
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: print out your name when you come in, and it's
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: like they have a file on the people that go there.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: So I went to the front door and I was like,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: they're like, what's your name? Farone like oh, Anthony, like
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: welcome back. I was like, Ah, it's actually not Anthony,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: it's it's Adam Faron And then they're like okay, come
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: on in. I got to the front desk and the
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: next lady's like, oh, I'm Anthony, and it's like fucking
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: packed and buzzing, and three other people kept on me
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: like Anthony, like passing it down the line where I
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: couldn't correct them.
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: Snap.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I felt like snap, but I was so. I was
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: just it was like a restaurant that's nicer than I am.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: It's nicer than I So I was like trying to
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: fit in. And they even they sent a mater d
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: over to the table and they're like, oh, Anthony, good
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: to see you again.
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: What is so because just as your returning customer, I.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Guess because I'm a returning customer. But they got my name.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: They got my name so embarrassingly wrong. They just called
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: me Anthony for hours.
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: Dude, should have just been like, hey, you should have
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: hurt you. I think the move there is you got
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: to throw someone up against the wall. It's not Anthony.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Hit him with a James Cordon Yeah yeah, yeah, listen
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: you fuck yeah.
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: I'm not not Anthony. But after Pat haven't heard that
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: name a year.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: After Pat Bev called me Ron, all these people calling
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: me Anthony.
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: Dude, bro, you're having an identity Christis.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: I'm deeply disrespected. Where people refuse to learn my name.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: I was at a wedding down in Charleston a couple
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: of weeks ago. The bride sent or I was in
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: like North Carolina, whatever, the outer banks. The bride sent
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: a thank you note for me going to the wedding,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: and she wrote Ron as my name on the thank
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: you note. And I know, I know that couple from home.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I went to high school with the groom and she
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: wrote Ron.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: No.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: She wasn't even being funny. I don't think she was.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Maybe she was fine.
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: I bet she was fucking she wrote on the letter Ron.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: She was like, we know we appreciate Ron, Like we
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: know Ron's busy, so thank we appreciate you making time
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: they call you. I yeah, yeah, I mean my friends do.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: There's like a high school nickname. Fuck, dude, it's not
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: like my podcast name.
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: People have rap names and podcast names where you think.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, YO, call me Ron. Yes, no, that
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: was a nickname. People are already calling me that. And
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to come up with
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: a rap name.
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: I'm just going to call me little Sass. In middle school,
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: that's how that originated. Yeah, right, And teachers used to
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: call me that.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: There's probably gonna be a bunch of new comedians that
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: come out fucking named like they use their Fortnite names
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: like me. Yeah, exactly, next generation, nextll next influencers. Yeah, damn,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: SaaS changed the game.
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: You are a next gen influencer. You are a next
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: gen personality. God No, I'm not.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, you are, dude, I don't do enough takes for that.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: You need to get a coaching tree.
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: I know I should. Huh, I should.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Let's get on and who do you want to hire?
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Who could you put on your coaching tree that I
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: couldn't have any claim to?
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: No one?
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: Bro?
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: Why do you got a stun on me like that?
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: Who do you know that I haven't introduced you? Like
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: two people my parents probably.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: You know Sas. Introduce you to Sas. You know your son, Yo,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: this is sad.
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: Who was I talking to you recently about you?
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: One of my friends. He was like, yeah, he's like
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: hold on to Rowan, dude, He's like, hold on to that,
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: so that's going to take you far. I was like, dude, fuck.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Off, I've literally taken you nowhere.
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: Now you have now I haven't.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I just I go home early. Well, you're out fucking carousing.
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: What do you does it even mean?
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I don't take you anywhere. I'll take you to dinner.
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: Bro, you couldn't take me anywhere. You couldn't take out
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: In the book I was reading, I was going to
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: use a line from the book I was reading, but
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: it's Sam Talon running in the light. He goes, he goes,
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: you couldn't take me to the movies if you bought
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: me tickets. It's a good line, right, I got a
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: chuck line just laughing reading your book. Yeah, see that
• 37:47
  Speaker 6: book as good as fun turn the page. It's a
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: it is a page turner. I was reading for like
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: an hour and a half last night.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: I've been carrying around a book for on every flight
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: for the last two months, having cracked it. But I'm
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: always like, I'm gonna read on this FEWU.
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: Yes, you gotta find a book that you actually want
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: to read. I do want to read this book. No,
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: you definitely, if you wanted to read it, you would
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: read it.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: No, I just as simple as I like being on
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: my phone and watching movies more than books. And I'm sorry,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: so would have Shakespeare, so would any person in history.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: So get hot, would James Joyce.
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: Dude, no one needs to get hot on me. I'm
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: just saying if you if you wanted to read it,
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: you would read it.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: We used to be a book podcast, then we turned
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: into a movie podcast, and now we just talk about
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: how our coworkers riffs.
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: Now we shot on our co work who.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Were whose numbies were envious of it. It's taking us
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: to the top. Honestly, it is due.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: We're growing. Yeah, did you see our socials up one
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: percent from last week? Well, I don't know about socials,
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: but uh, I'm kidding. I know we're a top ten
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: Barstool podcast. They're saying that. Yeah, it is getting around.
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: Someone said that, and a higher up said that. In
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: the meeting.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: After Owen left, They're like, well we got.
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: These are two Two are two top tens, right, these
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: are two top ten Barstool podcasts that we got right here. Shit,
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: that's crazy. I'm solo than a homeless guy top ten.
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: You don't say one thousand podcasts, dude, have you ever
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: looked at our podcast feed? I didn't know. There's something
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: that I've never even heard of. Yeah, did they post
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: an episode like once a year?
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: There's one about like the union soccer team, dude, what
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: the fuck we have?
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: So does it cost money to like put a podcast
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: on a feed? It must not. I just think it
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: would cost money to give up the feed, so we
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: keep them, is my guess. Why would it cost money
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: to give it up? Isn't that the whole color dad anything?
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: Like the uh oh?
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: But that's because if it, I feel like most of
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: our dormant ones on a feed are just because we
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: haven't because they like suck, because they were like shitty
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: and like fucking fell down to it, like nobody had
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: enough of interest to keep it going or make some
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: cash off of it.
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: That is crazy that people just stop. I mean I
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: have stopped multiple podcasts. Brow What is that conversation Like
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: you're like, let's fuck, I don't want to do this anymore.
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: Peter's out, Yeah, so is it kind of just slow,
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: let's not do an episode of this week and then
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: you're like maybe next month well, or they're like we're
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: taking resources off or like or like Francis is getting
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: fired something like that, the co host is gone, yeah
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: ship like that.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: This podcast will never die though.
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: This is gonna go until we're dead, yeah, and then
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: we'll pass it down to someone.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, it's like a franchise.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: Starting nine, starting like starting nine, it'll.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Be exactly like starting It'll be like the Daily Show.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: It will be we'll pass it down to Trevor Noah
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: or something like that. We'll get some like South African dudes.
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: I think Trevor Noah would be good on this, should
• 40:36
  Speaker 6: we have them on.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he could really run with us.
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: I don't know if he could run with the bulls.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the way that Soda does later on in this episode.
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: That soda does coming up next? Fucking ship?
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: How long?
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: Actually, how long aren't we? Should? We just ended there?
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: Thirty five? We have thirty five episode and thirty five
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: for us right now it's an hour ten What do
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: you want to douce Mads? Mads and and then what
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: it would be coming up next with that soda interview?
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: And you guys are gonna fucking go absolutely ape shit
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: over this ship.
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: Listen to the Pat Bev and Roan what's it.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Called pat bev podcast with Ron. They keep on referencing
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: it on like it was on like First Take this
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Morning or some shit on like every Fox Sports show,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: and they leave out the with Rone every single time.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: What that's disrespectful on the Pat Beverly podcast with no
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: one else? That sucks, dude, on the podcast Pat Beverly
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: does all alone.
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: You shk, Pat. If you can switch it around, can
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: it be the Rome podcast BEV.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: That would be way doper. I think I think you
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: need to start the Rone show, dude, nobody it doesn't
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: put asses in the seats, and now it does. A
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: guy did come up to me next to me on
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: on his bike yesterday and he was like pedaling next
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: to me just like cheesing.
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: Smiling from the Pat BEV. I just cheese smiled. I
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: didn't know what it was at first. We were just
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: riding parallel to each oah, they're fucking cheesing smiling down
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: sixteenth Street. I cheese back at him and he just
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: cheesed at me. And I really just thought we were
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: just enjoying two citizens having Yeah.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I have done that. I will just like
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: smile at things like that, like I have no problem
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: with that. But he was like, I'm listening to you
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: talk about soaking right.
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: Now, dude, how really freaking podcast that's hilarious? Is it
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: doing really well? I guess I don't know. It has
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: to be. I mean it's been everywhere. I don't really
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: check numbers all over the media. It's brainstream, is it.
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: It's mainstream media. Yeah, I don't know.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: You told me. It was on the front page of
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Redditt the end.
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: It was. That was fucking crazy. It was under NBA
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: r slash NBA. What was that top of the reddit
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: on the not quite.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: National Bomb Association.
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: Not quite very. I see what you're doing, but not quite.
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: I wish it was so you and fucking go shoot
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: some more guns. Yeah, no, I've retired from now from guns. Yeah.
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: And betting. I went out on top.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Honestly, that's the only way to win. I didn't lose
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: any bets this past weekend cause uh I didn't bet.
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah see, I won all of mine and now I'm
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: not going to bet until probably Sunday.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, you really gave it up.
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: You're godn't have to bet on the Pats again. You
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: can't be a Pats and the Eagles fan either. What
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: about it? What if I'm a Pats of Bills and
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: an Eagles fan and Cowboys because the Pats, I'm not
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: a Cowboys fan. Pats and Bills are the same type
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: of rivalry that Eagles and Cowboys are.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: So your four teams, I know.
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: I know, bitter rival but the Bills are so much
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: better than the Pats.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Uh, Pats are get Pats look pretty frisky the last weeks.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: What if the final four teams in the NFL this
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: year on my teams? Yeah, you should do that.
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: Four teams a Dana beers like tour where you just
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: go to these stadiums.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I don't have four teams though, I have. You just
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: said my four teams.
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: I know I was joking. That's why I was correcting myself.
• 43:51
  Speaker 6: She's not funny though that she is not funny. I
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: have the Bills, the Eagles, the Pats. But there's an order.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: I have the Bill.
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: I won't say it the Eagles. There's an order. I'll
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: let you decide who it is who's on top. And uh,
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: well it better be the Eagles, brother or only one
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: of those teams has invited me into their home. And David, you're.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Talking about the dude. The Eagles came to your show
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: before the Bills? Did did they this summer? Remember I told.
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: You Philly, Yeah, but they never came. They didn't. They
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: didn't chill well.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: They were in training camp. They didn't. They weren't staying
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: at their houses. They were probably staying at a worst
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: hotel than you were.
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: Look, dude, you can't get mad at me.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I can't get bad at you.
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: I'm still an Eagles fan. You's still go birds.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: You're a bandwagon bro.
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: I don't say that you are. I'm Philly born and raised.
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: You'll you don't mean this. You're like a golden retriever.
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: You'll love anyone that gets Remember when we first moved
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: into Penn State together. I went in and I hung
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: my Eagles flag.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you were a senior and I was a freshman.
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: I hung it high and proud.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: You were way older than me at the time.
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: You said, holy shit, you're a Birds fan. I said,
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: bang bang bird gang. And you said I'm gonna use
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: that and make a career off of it.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: No, did you have no idea who I stole that from.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I saw that from Nicky SANOUDI dude, it's a whole
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: different guy like Frankie Santella.
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: All Right, we'll see you guys at the dance Soder
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: show thank you or not the dance, So we'll see
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: you guys at that portion of the show.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: We'll see you in like a minute, we'll see you,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: see you right now.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: Hey, what's going on there? Pal?
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: We saw you the hockey game market, So I know
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: you guys.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after me,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: A big dude, Pink Whitney.
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: That's what I thought. See you, fellas, I invented the
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: thing you pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Dance Soder obviously in here. What's up? Brother? We only
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: happy for until three thirty, so we're here for twenty
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: more minutes.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know why these time restrictions. You guys
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: put me in a holding cell.
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: That wasn't us.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm being x men.
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: I know it was crazy. This is our first time
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: we've had a guest like booked. Yeah, like that, like
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: that like Barstool and.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: That they've cared about.
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: They usually not give a fuck about our they've got
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: our guy, like stay, they'll walk around, maybe they sit
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: in the lobby for like thirty minutes. Yeah, they for you.
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: They threw you in a box.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: I told you, guys the old Barstool offices. When I
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: come and do KFC I'd get high and they would
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: just have you sit out in the middle of everyone,
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: and I would just be there in a wrestling T
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: shirt with my back to everyone, sucking on a coffee,
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: being like, this is.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Fucking awkward, dude.
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: I can't imagine that old office looked intunateting because you
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: just opened the doors and everyone was right there. Right.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: You come off the elevators and it's just you're there.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: It was one room. It was like being at an
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: apartment where like a studio apartment where like eighteen people
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: live and you don't really know your roommates and ship
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: like that, but.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: You could tell I'm such like a child of an
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: own of a single mom because when they where they
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: sat me, I was like looking with stuff to play with.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: I was like this just like looking at fucking bobbleheads
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: and ship and I was like, oh, this is fun.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: It's been in a football Yeah.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: Kevin would come and get me and I'd be like
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: I was, I was, you know.
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: You in that fucking solitary confinement, nothing to play with,
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: and it.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: Was a contract on a table. Yeah, I swear to god.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: I walked in and there's a release a pen of
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: water and I'm like, do I get to meet my
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: public defender?
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah? What the fun?
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: We found a body?
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Why do they do that?
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: You're linked to a murder.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: We have a green.
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: Room, and so I don't know that maybe there's somebody
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: else in the green room.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know if we like the rock.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't even can say.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: I'm actually this is where my ego is. I'm fine
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: with that. It's nice.
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: It's rather just stayed in the I think I would
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: have stayed rather stayed than the lobby.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know. It was. It was one of those things.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: I think phones are so great now you're.
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: Just there, you're head in the settings up.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like what's going I'm gonna look at the odds.
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: For everything to brightness set?
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: What were the last four places I went our Google mask?
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: It is easier as fuck to go like eight hours
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: in the phone and you just you just eat the
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: time up and yeah, you paid no attention to anything.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: Have you ever been in an uber and the the
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: wrong way while you were looking at your phone?
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: No, but I've heard or you talk about this. You're
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: you're a big talk from the back guy.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: No, Shane put that on me and Shane, and it's
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: yellow cabs. I was very specific because they try to fuck.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Youse and you got to give them the good directions.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: You gotta be like, no, take the River, take East
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: River Drive whatever.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I was talking Shane about this last week and
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: Shane was like, you're a fucking psycho in the back
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: of a cab. Because when I used to live in
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: Queen's I would always be like, hey, yeah, fifty nine
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: Street Bridge upper level, take twenty first Street all the
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: way to the Story of Bulllin. Every time, That's what
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: I would say, yeh, because if not, they try to
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: go and there's traffic and the meter goes up.
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: But Shane's like, you're a psycho, and I'm like, no,
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: I'm being.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Direct and you're trying to save yourself some money. Do
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: what are you made of cash?
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: No, I'm taking a cab.
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: It's a luxury cabs nowadays.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: Cabs are the way to go now. They're way cheaper
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: than you bers.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what's It's like, You're it's like the
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: hot girl from high school had a kid and then
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: got divorced and then you're like, remember when you didn't
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: talk to me. She's like, I'm on real rough time.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Hell she needs but her neediness though, it is kind
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: of you know.
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you go like I can call an uber, I
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: can just call it.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I could do it right now.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's at the airport. That's the move.
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: Now what it's take a cab because they have the cab.
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: Stand you don't wait, you.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Don't take a bus to a parking especially in l A.
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, the l A airport with the fucking shuttle. Yeah,
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: that was one of them. I don't think I've ever
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: been that angry, like.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: You have to take you to another location.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have to take you to the green room
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: that we put you in.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Great, we're to lock you up, ask some questions of your.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: A nasty interrogation.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: I don't ever tell an uber where to go. That's
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: that's I've calmed down to my older age.
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you kind of. I mean they have the directions
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: already built into the they show your tether' going to go.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: I've done it, though, you have. I had a guy.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: I got into it with a guy.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: An uber guy.
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: I was like, dude, just take your rating.
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: Four eight, that's good. Part six what. Yeah, I don't
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: have no idea. Why did you take a lot of
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: drunk ubers by myself?
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Do you talk to them? Never?
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: I did leave my phone in and over the other
• 50:04
  Speaker 6: day though, But they can't.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Rate you bad for that.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they rate you bad when you're a dick or
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: late if you make them.
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: Wait late all the time, like five minutes before I
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: even intend on leaving.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: What's yours? Like? Four?
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: A four solid?
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Pretty solid? But I like, I care a lot about it,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: and I'll be I'm not going to have like a
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: nice conversation, but I'll be sucking them off though. I'll
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: be like, thank you so much for picking me up,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: like thanks for the ride, have a really good day,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: because I want that rating.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: We use the same style playbook. Yeah, I said, I'm
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: very in there, like how you doing very? Like I
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: can very like senator energy. What's going on?
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: What are the uber drivers talking about?
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: I want to get here with the people.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Or I started asking them about their shift, like how
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: long you've been working? You've been out of here all one?
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: You just start finish up.
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: You guys have the wrong idea.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: If they're having a conversation because I want to listen
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: to music, but I feel like such a fucking snob
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: when I just put my earbuds in and I'm like,
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: I want to listen and look out the window. But
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: if they're on the phone and they're getting off, like hey,
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: stay on the phone.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: What's us over here? Close to four eyes your mid forest.
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: And you're probably missing out on rise dude. I think
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: that they these lower numbers, I get kicked off. I
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: have no problem getting right in New York. And there's
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: when I get it. When I get into the uber.
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: There's a mutual agreement, no words spoken.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: Damn. You guys are like a Russian marriage.
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, I have them a head not when I
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: go in.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: Sometimes I do feel like a gigantic pussy when I
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: give them that like hey energy and they're like, I
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: don't know, they.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Don't want to talk to you.
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: Why would I talk to you? Yeah?
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: And you're like it's pretty hot out today, and they're like,
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: shut up. That's why I love where they have the
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: guard with this, when cabs have the garden and the
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: tubes coming through for the age. Suck on this, you
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: fucking hamster.
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: There's an old Lego Batman game when you get into
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: like a cab and the joker is driving the cab
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: and he throws this fucking gas into the thing, And
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: it always reminds me of that when you get him,
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: when they have that massive too. Yeah, just someone's just
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: gonna throw a tear gas and kill me.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: I would love that.
• 52:20
  Speaker 6: I would be like, what.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: A mysterious because I'm just like, I am afraid, I'm
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: just gonna die with like such a thud of like
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: Hyatt heart attack, fucking Charlotte Comedies, Like he was so funny.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: I want someone to be like poisoned in a trapped
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: in the back of a cab, joker.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Stop mysterious where it fucks with people and they're like,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: don't ask how we died. Don't even ask.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: And then they do like a fucking hard hitting Netflix
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: documentary where he's like was he asking questions? My mom
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: does an interview with a voice modulator. She's like, he
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: was a always you're always really crude about his freemly Yeah.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: They can't find the black box of the text.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: Instead, it was like he ate candy too late in
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: life attack.
• 53:13
  Speaker 6: He could have stop ordering steaks and ice cream. He
• 53:16
  Speaker 6: died from milk.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: I do eat like sweets. Guy Kevin McAllister and Home Alone.
• 53:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I do too.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: I just crushed a fruit roll up right before we
• 53:24
  Speaker 6: started this.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: You know what I got back into what gushers?
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: Dude, I eat fruit roll ups and gushers every day.
• 53:30
  Speaker 6: You have him in the office, Yeah, and that's what
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: keeps you strong. Oh yeah, dude, I wanted one like
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: two of those a day. It'll keep you, It'll make
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: you resist the urges to have all the shitty food
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: you want.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: You want to really go down the rabbit hole, young
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: padwan take him. I fucking I tell people on the
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: bonfire and I you know, obviously I'll stay it on podcasts.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: You know what I love is do you remember catalog candy.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: We're like in middle school, you'd have.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: To sell like, oh, a certain amount, like.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: Near Christmas or like fundraising ship fundraising catalog Yeah, that
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: they give to children.
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, Yeah.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: There's a candy in there called frog Fudgies and they're
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: like mint chocolate with fudge in the middle, and they're
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: shaped like frogs. You know, I remember this ship from
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: like middle school.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's that good.
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: Tossed it down on a podcast and now because of Twitter,
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: people are like, yo, my kids selling stuff and I'll
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: just get like, I'll get high. I get like four
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: boxes and forget that I bought them, and they just
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: show up at our apartment. And my girlfriend's like, dude,
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: what the fuck? She's like more cat just eating fucking
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: frog fudgies.
• 54:39
  Speaker 6: That's crazy though. That's still they're still around, dude. It's
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: great you can get frog fudgies. You never heard of that.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: If you like mint chocolate, I do. They're like the
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: height of science chocolate where you can tell it's not
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: real chocolate.
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: But I don't when I'm eating candy. It's it's something
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: that was made in a lab.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: Love it. I love science. Yeah, why wouldn't you go near?
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: Why are all these people trying to go organic?
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Totally?
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: The future is science food.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: We're moving away from that.
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: There's probably people dying on the cocaal farms down in
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: Tobago or whatever, dude, we got.
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: Meanwhile, SaaS is gonna be like Wolverine fruit loops for
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: fucking fruit rolls for two.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Exactly, just crushing that.
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: When I was younger, I used to get this. I
• 55:21
  Speaker 6: would go to like the candy store and that they
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: had this just like this toothpaste bottle and inside of
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: it was just like.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: It's that red, it's that red sparkly gel gel. Yeah,
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: I know you're talking about damn.
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: Just walking around you're a moon man, Yeah, walking around
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: with all they just sucking on that.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: What's the one you dip in fundation sugar? Oh yeah,
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: it's like sugar that you dip into sugar. What's crazy
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: is candy. I don't like fund Candy.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: Gets you ready for adult addiction, and then when you
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: get out of adult addiction, you go back to candy. Yeah,
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: and I short of got when I quit drinking. I
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: was I didn't give a fuck about candy from eighteen
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: to twenty nine, and then at twenty nine, I was like,
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: I love it all.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Dude, It's a safe landing spot. Anything sweet. The guy
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: we work with just said that he bought his baby
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: son a twelve pack of like apple juice, and then
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: he just crushed it all himself.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, a twelve pack.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Jersey Jerry crushed a twelve pack of apple juice. That's
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: so much sugar.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: I could drink a fucking pint glass of icy icy.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: You could just fucking drink ecto cooler and the whole thing,
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: and I would just.
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: On ice and you're, I mean, were you Are you
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: in better shape now off the sugar than you were
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: off the booze?
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: I mean, I mean on the booze. I started getting
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: real puffy. Yeah, yeah, because you when you put in
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: long hours, you start to of course, no, I have
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: puff up, and then I got I quit drinking and
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: smoking pretty quick, and I fucking tightened up and then pandemic.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: It's I started getting like fucking near forty titties and
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: belly and being like, so now I'm starting to starting
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: to curb it finally because it was too fun Yeah,
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: it was too funny, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches at
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: like one.
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: It's the problem is you grow up and you're like, oh,
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: I think all these foods are good mix. This is
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: what my mom gives me every single day. And then
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: you're like, I've been eating like shit twenty years straight.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: You have real sugar in your body, you know how
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: to process. Now my friends are getting diabetes, Like Nate
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: Barghetzi had to like get off sugar because it was
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: becoming a thick.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Because they'll give you like a ticking clock on your life.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: They'll be like, yeah, you have ten years where you
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: couldn't keep having the fun, Dith.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: And I'm starting to have like slot pain, you know what.
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: And when I'm on the road, I buy something U
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: sour and something chocolate. Yeah, and then that's what I'll
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: eat every night when I go back.
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: I did buy. I buy something sour and then like chips,
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: like a big old okay, you go sav I go,
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: I go salty and sweet.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: Because then you go back to your room and you're
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: just like, I want to go booze. I want to
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: go booze every Friday night, drinking on the road. And
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: you're gonna see this. When you go on the road,
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: people want to show you their city.
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: They're like, you ain't never done Buffalo, Buffalo, Yeah, and
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: you're like and you sometimes end up in fucking crazy
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: spots where you're like, I did not know.
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: Louisville could be this fun.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then the next day you're like, I'm suicidal
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: because I have no water in my body, but yeah
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: it became. And then so now my treat is like
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: I'll go home and fucking if they got like a
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: twenty five dollars shitty movie, fuck it, I would have
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: gone to the bar. Anyways.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're saving money by watching this shittiest movie of
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: all time? Yeah, any gems that you saw recently at
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: hotels where you're just crushing some sour shit?
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean there's some real bad movies out there,
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: but there's one escape room the entire franchise. Yeah. Yeah,
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: it's the It's like makes Final Destination look like a
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: Kubrick movie.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's horrific, horrific.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we went. My girlfriend and I were in
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: Seattle for Niners Seahawks and then after the game, I
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: was like staying for a show and I was like,
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: what's I don't want to go out in Seattle? Like
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: what's on the TV? And it was that? And I
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: was like, are we about to split this movie? It
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: was so fun. One of my favorite memories on the
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: road was I was working laugh Boston and Nick Mullen
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: was featuring for me and we went back and walked
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: the zach efron E d M movie.
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: Oh I love that, dude.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you right now. I don't think there's been
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: a time I've ever laughed harder DJ.
• 59:09
  Speaker 6: He becomes a DJ body like ODS on Molly.
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: And then DJ like Nick and I were doing him
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: DJ in the Funeral where he's like, oh overdose.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: O wait he actually DJ's the funeral.
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: I think it was like a thing like the dude's
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: like last voicemail, like y DM, yeah, d I wanted
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: to become a DJ. After watching the movie, I was like, dude,
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: this is.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: It was Farsity Blues for DJ.
• 59:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's dog Ship you should know.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I did see it actually, something drunken
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: stupor that was like I forgot that movie existed.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. There was like a Thursday night at Laugh Boston,
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: and I was like, should we get food in the hotel?
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: And then you know, like Mullin was with me, He's like,
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: what are we going to do? It's like we watched
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: that e fron edm movie and he was like it
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: was great.
• 59:53
  Speaker 6: You've seen it.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: I vaguely remember it.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: I watch it with a friend.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: It was bad. Yeah, just like into him, like like
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: the trials of his DJ.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 6: Career, guys dying. Yeah, he's just the main part that
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: I remember.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: It's one of those things where he's just like you
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: can't figure out life, and then he goes home late
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: at night and he's.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 6: Like yeah, yeah, yeah, you DJ yeah, and he starts
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: with him like like I like that sound. That's kind
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: and he's like, oh fuck, doing something.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: Gives no credit to drugs in that circus, which that's that's.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 6: All the old reason is because of drugs.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: Because someone's pupils.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Are the worst beat ever. Sounds incredible. It sounds like
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: angels singing.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: And that like Emily Rajowski is in it, yeah, just
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: basically as the girl who's like you get it. Yeah,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: my dead friend thought so too. It's fucking horseship, dude,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: it's so bad. It's great.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: Yes, the kid dies. It's like they're like in like
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: the living room after like a rave and they're like,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: yo as not waking up guys, and then it just
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: like cuts to him djang a fucking sold out festival.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: It's like this, it wouldn't be this, It would be
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: if I wouldn't be here without him. Dude, I love that.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Shiit sas Did you watch it earnestly?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: When you were watched it when I was in middle
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: school and I was like, dude, this movie fucking raw, legitimate.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: I was like, I'm going to become a DJ.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: It was that's so fucking great. I love that. That
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: was like, I love that got people to buy yeah,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: like stuff to hook up to your laptop.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I like have.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: One at my apartment.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: I think those were like those dudes turned into Crypto
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: and NFT guys, the guys who were just trying to
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: like launch themselves into a DJ career, and then some
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: of them probably became billionaires off of it. Probably the
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: probably got richest.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: Fuck it's I'm telling you right now. Probably learning DJing
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: at that time was like getting good at golf where
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: you're just around a lot of business people. I'll do
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: business with you, and you're like, I mean crypto and
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: now I got three point five.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: Million dollars super serious guys and pinstripe suits and ships
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: like that.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Just fucking DJing, just doing lines of Molly dude.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 6: You I literally thought. I was like, I like tried
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: to be a DJ. I tried to make beats.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: How long?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: How Probably like three months? And I was like, dude,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: like I'm like, I'm like showing my friends.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: That's gotta be yeah, talking to you about it. I
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: want to talk to you.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 6: They were like, dude, this sucks ass in my head
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: I was like, now they don't understand. One of you
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: guys is gonna od on Molly one day and then
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: it's over for you.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: Then I'm play Pack Vegas Show.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh the whole one of you guys od's on
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 6: Molly one.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: Day, barely referencing drugs. Is it's like talking about football
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: with that brain injuries. Yeah, I know, You're like, you
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: have to.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 6: It's part of the story. It's the integral thread.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 6: No one would listen to that music if they weren't
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 6: like high as fuck.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: No dude, But I think that there are people who
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: drive into work in the morning listening to like the
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: most head thumping like dubstep and ed M ship, which
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: I can't I cannot fathom. And I've been in the
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: car someone where they like to listen to like dance
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: music at full volume, and it's like it hurts your
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: brain so bad.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: Eating that's one of those moments where you're just like,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: I'm a better person than you. You are a bad person,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 6: all right.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: Y'all, y'all buckled up, Like.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 9: I was saying, power move, like say something where.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 6: They drive crazy as funing like you're in fucking crank, dude.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 6: I also another like DJ story. When I was like this.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 6: When I was younger, I was in like early middle school.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 6: My friends were like like dubstep was like the new wave.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 6: Every's like, dude, you got listen to dubstep. And I
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 6: thought dubstep was an artist. So I went onto the
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: guy iTunes and I downloaded an album by dubstep and
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: it was just like thirty random ass like electric songs.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: I was like, yo, you guys hear this one. Like
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: they're like, who the fuck is this? It was like
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 6: an apple dumb step.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: That's great they just put together. It was just like,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: now that's what I called dumbstep. There are sky rules.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: When I was in this how old I When I
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: was in sixth grade, it was when Biggie's Ready to
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: Die came out, and it was like Big Papa was everywhere,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: like even middle school gym. When they would like to
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: play like basketball or whatever, they would play the Big
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: Papa and I just remember being like I love this song,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: and this black girl in my class was like, is
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: Biggie a person or a group? Said it for everybody?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: And I was like a group and it's just like
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: middle school black kids falling out, like dude, I felt
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: like that was the definition of throwing a pick and
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: be like I want that one back.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you needed it back immediately. The first thing I
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: heard about Biggie was like the day that he died.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: I think it was in like third or fourth grade.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: It was.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: It was a devastating time. Do you know who Biggie is?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, big Fang.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: It's crazy that I was like, that's like there's a
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: thing O called like classic rap, where like if I
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: told you, it'd be like when people told me about
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: like The Stones or Billy Idol. I'm like, yeah, he's
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: cool whatever. It's like I've listened to his ship. Now
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: You're like, no, you don't understand cool. I do that
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: with hair metal. Like Big J's six years older than me,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: so Big J will be like this band fight and
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: I'm like, it's goofy to me, dude, you get boys
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: and makeup with hairspray kicking around.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 6: It is weird how people like age can change.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: But I'll rock a shirt of a rap like a
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: like I'll rock a shirt of like an old band,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: And I think people will rock shirts of rappers the
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: same way, like a juvenile shirt. They've never listened to
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: juvenile or anything like that. Four hundred degrees changed my
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: life and I have I have that T shirt, the
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: four hundred degrees Juvenile t shirt. Yeah, it's got like
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: holes in it, like fucking smoke holes from me. Just
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: smoke and listening to juvenile.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: Dude. That's the That's one of my go to when
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: I want to annoy my girlfriend voices, I go, oh,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: you think you're go and go in the kitchen.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're gonna take the dog for a walk because
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: we got any huh. Just hit her with her with
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: wody one time and she was like, don't ever come.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: I totally think that wody is acceptable and I think
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 6: it should be coming back.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: I think everyone needs to start confusing their girlfriends and
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: start talking and slang they don't understand.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: Big news. Sopora is now on uber eats. So if
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: you have a beauty emergency like needing a last minute
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: gift or you run out of your favorite mascara again,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: we got you. Order now and get ten dollars off
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: on support orders of fifty dollars or more on the
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: uber eats app. See app for availability.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: Terms apply.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: There's a lot there's a lot like a thrown around
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: John to people who don't understand John. Dude, John is
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: a thick one, especially in Philly. But I think that
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: it kind of has transcended.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: It's finally done it.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it has.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: I remember being explained what a John was by like
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: J A W N. Yeah, and it's just like it's
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: like anything. It's like the way the Smurfs use the
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: word smurf. They just like use it for Scott.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: I'm not really too deep in the smurf world.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: So smart dude getting the Smurfs, I smurf. What does
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: you guys find out about that? I'm I'm super into smurfing.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: So to War's white pants and paints themself blue. It
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: always the word smurf deep. I'm deep in the world
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: of big community guys we meet, not.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: A Smurf reference. That confidence is crazy.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: Dude, I think I don't think it is.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: I think it is.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: I think I think Smurf transcended society.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: I think so too.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the Smurfs should have been bigger than they were.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: Well, I think they were huge. They were giant when
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: I was a kid, Dude, they were giant. Really, Yeah,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: they were like paw Patrol, Times.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 6: Controls and puppetrol Is. Smurfs are in a different league
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 6: than po patrol. P Patrol.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: Smurfs is as billion.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 6: Dollar it might be.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: I think it might be.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: I would love to look.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: I wish it was two billion.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: I wish it was five. I wish they controlled the media.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Smurfs control the media.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 6: Kanye West is ranting about the fucking Smurf Surf Smurfs.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: Sea dude, I would love to know. He's like, I
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: was taking the meeting with Papa.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Smurf Kardashians and the Clintons and the Smurfs.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: Everybody knows. Everybody knows there's a meeting in Switzerland where
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: the Smurfs is running it.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: There's a Smurf They got a five billion, five billionion
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: five billion.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Said, do you hope there are five billions?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna say, I hope. I hope it's ten double
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: your profits.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: And that's like a foregone era to like, that's probably
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: like old money. That like it's with inflation.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're looking at ten with inflation, that's like ninety five.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 6: That scene in the Social Network where they're like he's
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: like when Facebook hits a million, He's like let's talk
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: a billion like I'd love to see like a serious
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: sit down like at the meeting at the Smurfs.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: Because you are you being for really, I'm smurfing serious?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: We're going for ten billions? Smurf frid How we're going
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: for ten billions?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: You're surfing?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: Are you smurfing me?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: My ass?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 6: Right now?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: Are we going for? Do not fucking boardroom? Smurf finger?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: For real?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: You ever get into uh, do you ever get into
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: Nomeo and juliett that one? No classic, it's Romeo and
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: Juliet but they're all gnomes garden.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought, honestly, I thought it was a regular
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: lady fucking because they love to do that. They love
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: to take regular ladies and parale So if it's Anome lady,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: that's true.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 6: It's this is Nome onnome And where where was this?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Where did this occur?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 6: This is like a video, there's.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 11: It's a movie and Juliette, are you not picking up
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 11: full life future phil about There's two houses and they're
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 11: next to each other, and they both have gnomes in
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 11: the yards.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: But there's one side that's red, on one side that's blue,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 6: and a couple.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: Of the Yeah, we don't use the letter B in
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: this garden.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: We don't use a letter G.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Everything, that's great. They're like everything. The flowers are cluming.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: We don't use B. Slap mass, dude, that's great. That's
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: you know, that was the original idea. Yeah, we gotta
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: we gotta make this.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they got.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: Caught him slipping. Dude.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 6: Guys, I'm on the block buster.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: We're gardening. You from garden, you from dude playing, Quit playing, dude.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna look that up. I'm watching the full trailer.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 6: You watched the whole movie.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: I will a movie. I'm not playing around. I'm going
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: to Charlotte this weekend. I will. I'm gonna fucking watch
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: Nomeo and Jewish. What's gonna be funny is if it
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: gets me.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: If I'm like it, will watch on the plane. It'll
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: get you. You'll start crying on the plane movie.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 6: It's easy to cry a plane. I cried a good
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 6: Will hunting on the plane. It was like my seventieth
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 6: time seeing it, and I was like, dude, this move
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 6: is actually really sad.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: I have a bit about it, but I got a
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: I got opened up watching Place Beyond the Pines.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: Oh, I've never seen that. It's like Gossling and Bradley Cooper.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 6: It's a that's sad porn though. That's like that's supposed
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 6: to make you cry, especially.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: If you don't have a dad. That one's like built
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: to be like fucking cry. There's the subliminal advertising under crying.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: He left for good reason. I was in the middle seat.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: Just the lady comes by with like the juice full crying.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: I was like, there's just this scene where I was like, yeah,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: you at the Bills game, being like.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 6: All be crying on a plane.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: But I was like doing this, so I was going, like,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: it's brutal, brutal.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: I've been lost in a cry where like the two
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: people next to me have to tap me and let
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: me know that the flight attendants there because I'm like crying,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: look up.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: So I'm trying. If I know what's happening, I'll like
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: act like I'm napping and do the cowboy thing where
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: I put my hat over my nose. I'm like, the
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: Gnomes are uniting. They the one is in a wheelchair
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: now because he got shot in his spine.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: He lost his footballs.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: Crude.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: It's humbling, Yeah, it is super humbling.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 6: He should just remake every movie with the nomes.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: I love that ship, dude. I would absolutely love Titanic
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: in a bathtub. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, you're right.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 6: I guess can't be every movie.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: But the Travel Now was creepy. That's what's going to
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: be hard for me to remember when they did like Expedia.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it was their mascot in all the commercials.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: It was just like pop up places.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: It's creepy.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 6: No, it's inherently are creepy travel gnome.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah. He was like big on, like you know, he
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 4: was like, what do they call that?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: The Yeah, the mascot I went to Like I was
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: in Ethiopia for a wedding and I went to the
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: nicest hotel in Ethiopia, and it was the whole lawn
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: was the most elaborate gnome setup that I'd ever seen
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: in my life. It was like a football field of
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: all gnomes like mixed it at this like very high
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: end hotel.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: Like it was just one guy's thing where he's like,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: do you like my.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I wouldn't do. I guarantee you after you watch
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 6: this movie, I would not be surprised if you buy
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 6: a nome I've got now that I'm thinking about, like
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: I kind of want to. Yeah, no, where would.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: You put it?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: Though?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: You can't have it indoors door?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah yeah, because no one's stealing a nome. This
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: is there's got to.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 6: Be some cool ass gnomes out there that you could
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 6: get customize. Yeah, custom nme, You get a nome of yourself.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: A sweet ass Yeah, dude, I don't know if we
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: could because gomes always have beards, right. Oh yeah, I
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: think me and sass as a little facebald asses couldn't
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: pull it off.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: Dude. I'll get a full before I shave all no maw,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: yeah no, I'll just take a picture.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 6: Of me in a long blue shirt with a tall
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 6: ass red hat and I'm like, make this to scale.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: I want that, but you go, dude, so do you
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: blew a weekend's money on.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: A no.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: Worth it? He watches off, He watches over my door
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: in my apartment hallway.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 6: No one's ever going to see it except for my neighbors,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 6: who are going to think I'm weird.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: As the weird lady across the hall with wet hair
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: old who hates.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 6: If I got gnomes snatched, I would that's war, dude.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: I had a house party in high school and my
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: mom had this like little tiny little girl statue. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: and it got gank was like, that's mine. That's how
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: I got caught.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: And she called it. She found it.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: She was like, where's my where's a statue out front?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: And I was like what statue?
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 6: She's like, where is it?
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: I was like, I don't know. Someone must have grabbed it.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: And she was always at her boyfriend's on weekends, so
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: she was like yeah, And I was like, I had
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: a party and she was.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: Like all right, but she's out her boyfriends. It's like
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: she's traumatized or.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: Being a slut.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Like that.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going to get crazy.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: I would have been the person stealing it, though. I
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: remember going to like this beautiful house in Cleveland one
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: time and there was like there was a Picasso in
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: the house, this beautiful, awesome picasso, and uh I stole
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: like a bird statue from the house and I had
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: it for years. It was a beautiful statue. But I
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: think they had so many trinkets that they would have
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: never noticed it was missing, or you.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: Got the most important one.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 6: I see Pete.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Paul's boot.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: That he brought over from yugoslaviacide was happening. It's just
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: you at your house being like.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 6: I delivered pizzas and would put it on my like
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 6: drive around. It would come flying off.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you right now, shield that bird. Let
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: it led a much better life for you. It was.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: It was much more full of a life. Yeah, I
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: freed that bird.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: That that bird got to smell pizza and fly around
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: in your car.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 6: That sounds awesome. It like shattered and I like glued
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 6: it back together because I cared that much about the bird.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Dude, when it shattered, were you like.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 6: Caught my bird? This nice ass bird mount bird have
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 6: mounted it to the hood of your car.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: That would have been bad ass, like a bend like
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: a Phantom. It just comes out of a Honda.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 7: It was.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: It was a Toyota Corolla, Dude, I would have loved
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: the bird on there.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 6: Just imagine being the person like like someone else's bird.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 6: Like imagine imagine being the person you stole it from,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 6: and you to see someone drive by birds mounted on
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 6: the Remember that bird.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: I bought you a Sonoma. Look to your right.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: Is that driving glued together?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: Dude? I don't know what it is about hood ornaments.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: My dad, it was just like a fucking dirt bag.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: And he had like a he lived in San Francisco
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: and he had the yellow Bug and he moved north
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: to this lake town and he traded his bug for
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: like this shitty bends, like this mid eighties junk bends,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: but it had the hood ornament. And he was like
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: so booze brained out that. He was like, fucking you.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: See that good ornament Mercedes.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: I got a burn, I got a Benzon.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: You're pushing it.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: And then one of the lake people ripped it off.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: He was I never saw my dad get hot. He
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: got so fucking mad. He's like just fuck, he's heads.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: That was a nineties ass move, didn't that. It happened
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: in like missus dooubtfire or something like that.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: Like you would take like this is how bored you
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 4: were before phones. You would take the chromies, chromies or
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: pull hood ornaments. Yeah, He's like one two three, pull
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: and then what is the chrome? Like that keeps the
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: air in the tire.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: They would get chrome ones that you put on top,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: but you could just screw them off.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 6: What's the point having a chrome on super It's cool.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: You just have a bunch of Chromie wheels. It's like
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: Kanye's the Rabbit, Like I want to have the car
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: with the Chromi wheels, but then you would take them
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: off and be like, but yeah, there's nothing you could
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: do with it.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 6: Put them on your parents' car. Yeah, your dad's shitty Mercedes.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: Check out that ninety one four Runner with Corona. Bro.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: They're texting me saying that that they need you.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you're done.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, damn, dude, I'm sorry. I went through the proper channels.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you come on again whenever.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd love to have you on again. Whatever your dates.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: Charlotte, I'm at Comedy Zone this weekend. I don't know
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: when this comes out tomorrow, Danceoder dot Com. I'm gonna
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: be Charlotte Nashville, got Philly in December, Bellhouse in Brooklyn
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: December tenth.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 6: Let's go.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got two shows at the Bell House. So
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: fuck you.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 6: Thanks for hell yeah, thanks for your legend.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys are hilarious. No, you are, like, it's
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: fun clip. I like watching you guys's clips.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 6: Oh, thank you.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 4: So they're like, you want to go on son of
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: a boy. Dad.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: I was like fuck yeah, dude, fuck yeah. Did I
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: remember when you guys got introduced for the first time
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: at the Cellar and I think it was by Shane Yeah,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: and he was like he was like busting Sass's balls,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: being like, hey, Sas wants to be a comedian.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 6: I remember that, and he would like tap s and
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 6: be like, hey, can he perform here?
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: Shane. Shane has got locker room energy all the.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Time, especially that's essentially the locker room over.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he'd be like, hey, coach, this guy plays football
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: that Yeah.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 6: I remember that. Yeah.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: He was coming from like Carolines or something.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: And no way, you had written your name on the
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: table and he's like, hey, he wrote his name.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 6: Honestly over him wiped it all.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: If I'm going to be honest, that kind of culture
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: has to come back to the Cellar, you need to be.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: It used to be the most terrifying place in the world.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: I lived here. I was like doing comedy in New
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 4: York for like five years before I got past there.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and I would like I wouldn't walk by it.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: I would go like around, I would go down sixth
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: Avenue to go because I was like I get tore
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: up like Keith Robinson, Bobby Kelly, all those guys that'd
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 4: come in and keep would be.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 6: Like, why are you here?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: Open Michael, why are you here? And I'd be like,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: I wanted to watch the show, like you're bugging me.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: When I auditioned, Bobby Kelly is the one that recommended me,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: and I went and sat down and Keith was there
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: and he's like, Bobby, friend's bugging me. He's like he's
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: too nervous, he's gonna sit down and his head's gonna explode.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 6: And I was like, that's fucking bugging me. Is as
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 6: low key insulting as fuck bugging me, got bugging.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 4: Shut out Keith and he's getting healthy again. But Keith
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 4: Prestroke would fucking rip through you like a samurai sword.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 6: Hell.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, dude, but that's I like that. I like
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: Chane's right, we need to bring that back.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: Totally makes sense far, Yes, dude. It aspires that good
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: ass comedy, does it really does?
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 6: Makes sense.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you see people walking around some people that
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: are cocky. We're like, no one's told you yet that
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: you stink. There's like there's people at the cellar that
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: I watch him like no one's been like, why do
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 4: you do that joke? That's an old joke. I did
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: that at Skankfest. I love Skankfst is a blast.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but there, Yeah, you just got back.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: I got back. I was in Vegas, but that I
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: was watching like Polly Shore do like eighties bits where
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: he's like, you know, men go had to get laid
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: and women dance and all these like hardcore comedy fans
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: were like yeah, yeah, And I went up there. I
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: was like, fuck all of you, dude, you gave me
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: so much ship for all this year and you're just
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 4: letting the whistles shut out. Yeah, but shut out for
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 4: pot see no man fucking rule. But it was fun
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: to watch comedy fans and be like, yeah, we gotta
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: start calling each other out more. You have to.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: It keeps everyone honest. Yeah people, Locker room accountability keeps
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: the locker room.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 4: Locker room. Shane's gonna be there whomping our ass. You
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: guys ruled up.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: Thanks for I appreciate your thanks.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 6: For coming on. I appreciate it.