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Ep. 148 - Our Favorite Disney Characters!!! · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow?
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  Speaker 2: You could be a seat model. I was 16 at
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  Speaker 2: the time, or 15. And then hooking up with a witch.
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  Speaker 1: And that was.
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  Speaker 2: Cats can smile, apparently. Whoa. Weird. But it doesn't always
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  Speaker 2: mean that they're happy.
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  Speaker 1: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Ginny Noon is a star. Her looks weren't a part
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  Speaker 2: of the issue.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
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  Speaker 1: for gas.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but we'll.
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  Speaker 4: See.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, nostalgia nerds? It is a magical episode this time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because we're talking our favorite Disney characters. And I'm Andy.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm Jeff. Was Disney a big part of your childhood, Andy?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh, I think without even realizing how big it
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  Speaker 1: was until like, cause I didn't like growing up as
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  Speaker 1: TV or basically Disney movies. Yeah. That was about it.
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  Speaker 1: They had those like Fiefels and, uh, Land Before Times,
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  Speaker 1: but I think Bluth owned those companies. Some guy named Bluth, something.
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  Speaker 4: Bluth.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was like Bluth Productions, but I think
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  Speaker 1: Steven Spielberg was a part of it and everything. And
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  Speaker 1: I think originally, actually, uh, Some of those, it was
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  Speaker 1: like animators from Disney, and they broke off to kind
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  Speaker 1: of do this, and then they got kind of swooped up.
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  Speaker 1: They started their own little company, and then something like that,
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  Speaker 1: and then Steven Spielberg got a hold of them, and
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  Speaker 1: so that's why a lot of those, like, those, you know,
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  Speaker 1: FIFO movies and stuff, they kind of have the Disney vibes,
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  Speaker 1: because they used to work for Disney. Oh. Yeah, kind
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  Speaker 1: of crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Anyways. Anyways.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah no i think disney was a huge part of
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  Speaker 1: my life yeah yeah what about.
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  Speaker 2: You though oh my god yes like i like that
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  Speaker 2: whole what they call like the disney renaissance like when
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  Speaker 2: it because their production like the animation was kind of
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  Speaker 2: going downhill and then there was like little mermaid beauty
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  Speaker 2: and the beast aladdin like that was i i don't
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  Speaker 2: know how many freaking times i watched those and it
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  Speaker 2: was so good but before do you want to get
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  Speaker 2: off track right away sure So by popular demand, we're
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  Speaker 2: going to play a quick game of answers.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know, listener, if you remember this. This
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  Speaker 2: is really just for an audience of one, Marissa, super fan.
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  Speaker 2: But I think what I was trying to do several
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  Speaker 2: episodes ago or like months ago or whatever was trying
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  Speaker 2: to do like a Jeopardy thing where I give the
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  Speaker 2: answers and then you guess the question.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But I think in Jeopardy, the thing that they do
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  Speaker 2: differently is they give you a category. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember playing for the first time. I was
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  Speaker 1: really confused. And then I thought I was getting it,
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  Speaker 1: but I wasn't. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So these are a game of, of answers. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to give, these are questions from Marissa. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to give, she gave us the answers. And we're
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  Speaker 2: going to guess the question.
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  Speaker 1: But you don't know the question. No, you only have
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  Speaker 1: the answer. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So, and then she's going to message me as,
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  Speaker 2: as we answer them.
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  Speaker 1: Got it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, this is already.
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  Speaker 2: Stressing me out.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So number one is the answer. A 12 B 20
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  Speaker 2: C 17.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, how many driving violations, uh, Marissa gets in three days?
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  Speaker 2: And then which one do you choose? 20.
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  Speaker 4: 20.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to say.
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  Speaker 1: Well, not violations, but like the driving app you guys have.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to say... I'm just looking. I'm not cheating.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm going to say 12, the age that Marissa
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  Speaker 2: lost her virginity.
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  Speaker 1: Is that too.
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  Speaker 2: So young. Oh, we're trying to say 17.
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  Speaker 1: It's up to you. It's your answer.
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  Speaker 2: The question is.
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  Speaker 2: What age did Jordan Sparks win American Idol? But wait,
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  Speaker 2: what's the answer?
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  Speaker 1: 17?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, this is so chaotic. 17?
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  Speaker 1: I felt like 20. 20?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so I think we both lost that one. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: this is so good.
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  Speaker 1: So what was the answer, though?
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  Speaker 2: What did Jordan Sparks win? Oh, 17. Okay. Okay, number two. Um,
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  Speaker 2: she said, ha ha. Um, number two is the answer. A, Oregon, B, Arizona, C, Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, the places Andy would hate to live the most.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm going to say Arizona. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to say, what state do we live in? Oregon.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Wait, you didn't say Oregon was an option. You
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  Speaker 1: just said Arizona and Florida.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you said Oregon too.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, maybe you did.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Like that's like, that's the part that's
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  Speaker 2: going to make it less confusing. Um, Okay, so I
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  Speaker 2: just said Q2. I see the dotted lines. The question is, oh,
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  Speaker 2: these are all Jordan Sparks themed.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Marissa's really going through a Jordan Sparks situation.
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  Speaker 1: Ask her if Jordan Sparks is related to Bubba Sparks,
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  Speaker 1: that rapper from like 2004.
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  Speaker 2: I will ask her. I don't know if she was
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  Speaker 2: live back then. The answer is, or the question answer, fuck. Um,
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  Speaker 2: is Jordan Sparks was born in what state? Arizona.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, all right.
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  Speaker 2: So kind of anyone.
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  Speaker 1: Half a point, I guess. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Cool.
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  Speaker 3: Um, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Last one is the answer. A five B 10,000 C
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  Speaker 2: 3 million.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, I'm going to say 10,000. How much Jordan Sparks
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  Speaker 1: won by winning that championship?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's Jordan Sparks themed.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to say C 3 million. How many votes
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  Speaker 2: she got an American?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good one. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see what she said. I'm so excited. So right
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  Speaker 2: now we're at zero, but.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of have a 0.5.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. We'll give you a 0.5.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: It's three dots bubbling, bubbling, bubbling on my smartphone. I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to take a little hit of this real quick.
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  Speaker 2: The question is how many digital copies of no air
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  Speaker 2: sold in the U S the answer is 3 million.
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  Speaker 1: Dang. So we tied. Cause you said 3 million. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Um thank you marissa thank you marissa um so marissa's
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  Speaker 2: yeah definitely uh jordan sparks is like right now happening
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  Speaker 2: for her and marissa's also a super fan of uh
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  Speaker 2: chris brown which i'm like because he's problematic i.
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  Speaker 1: Was just talking to someone recently uh and i won't
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  Speaker 1: say their name just because i don't know if they
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  Speaker 1: want to know anyways but we were talking between Michael
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  Speaker 1: Jackson and Chris Brown on who can dance better, and
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  Speaker 1: they said Chris Brown. And I was like, there's no
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  Speaker 1: fucking way. I get that Chris Brown learned from Michael Jackson,
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  Speaker 1: so he learned a lot of his moves and probably
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  Speaker 1: added some to it, but I'm still going to give
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  Speaker 1: it to Michael Jackson, who can dance better.
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  Speaker 2: I think Michael Jackson... I think more people could probably
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  Speaker 2: dance like Chris Brown.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, sure.
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  Speaker 2: Because I don't think people, like, are listening to Michael
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  Speaker 2: Jackson and then, like, doing the moon rock.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Or maybe they are, but they're not going to the clubs. Because, like,
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  Speaker 2: look at that. Did you ever watch that 13 going
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  Speaker 2: on 30 with that Jennifer Gardner? Like, people aren't really
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  Speaker 2: doing that in clubs. They're doing the thriller dance.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, I don't know. Yeah. All you gotta do is
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  Speaker 2: watch me. Look right into it.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, that Michael movie made over a billion dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't see it. I talked. Yeah, it's exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It's like just a puff piece. But growing up, I
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  Speaker 1: loved the music so much. I'm like, I have to
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  Speaker 1: see it. And so there are some cool parts like.
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  Speaker 1: When the music hits and, like, on stage, you're like, oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: But then that daunting thing, you're like, oh, that's.
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  Speaker 2: So, listener, if you want us to play more games
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  Speaker 2: of answers, let us know.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Having the categories helped out so much.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. We put it together a little bit more because
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  Speaker 2: of the two Jordan Sparks questions. No one's talking about
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  Speaker 2: Jordan Sparks. Jordan Sparks, if you're listening, come on the pod. Well, actually,
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  Speaker 2: you don't. Don't come to the podcast. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what I would ask her.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I would ask if she's related to Bubba Sparks. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then we just asked her a question. We're like,
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  Speaker 2: all right, well, thanks.
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  Speaker 4: Bye. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So Disney. So I, what is your, I know. So
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  Speaker 2: today we're going to talk about like our top, characters
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  Speaker 2: yeah Disney movies I love this and I so how
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  Speaker 2: how did you break it down.
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  Speaker 1: See I was like thinking so I have some honorable
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  Speaker 1: mentions yeah so I wasn't sure if you're talking mainly
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  Speaker 1: just like cartoons or you know live action too because
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  Speaker 1: live action kind of came a little bit more later
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  Speaker 1: but then I wasn't sure like if we were going
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  Speaker 1: to include the stuff that Disney's purchased you know like uh,
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  Speaker 1: they own Marvel now. So like, you know, is cause
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  Speaker 1: cheap trick had a Marvel comic in the eighties. So
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  Speaker 1: they're kind of part of the Marvel universe. So I
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  Speaker 1: was like, well, I don't want to use that because,
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  Speaker 1: so I just went with cartoons.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I went with, uh, cartoons and then I did
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  Speaker 2: sub like each, I tried to choose for, um, I
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  Speaker 2: also did my worst ones too.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I did a little bit. Well, I did one
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  Speaker 1: worst one that I'm kind of like, I can probably
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  Speaker 1: squeeze that into two.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So let's do, let's do this. What is one
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  Speaker 2: of your, uh, uh, favorites.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So I did it in top three. So I
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  Speaker 1: will start with my third favorite. Uh, and my third
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  Speaker 1: favorite one, I think is going to be on a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people's lists, especially our age, but I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to give it up to, uh, the genie. Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: From Aladdin one. It was great voice acting, uh, uh
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  Speaker 1: he really felt alive too it's by one of the
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  Speaker 1: goats you know robin williams and anytime i hear his
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  Speaker 1: voice it just makes me feel better like i'm like
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  Speaker 1: oh you know yeah unless he's like talking about his
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  Speaker 1: depression did he talk to us about that no but
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  Speaker 1: he's like not us but like he's been on interviews
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  Speaker 1: and stuff talking about his like drugs and you know
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  Speaker 1: oh shit stuff but even hearing that i'm still like
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  Speaker 1: yeah man i get that uh but no i mean
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  Speaker 1: genie i think had a really good heart and then
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  Speaker 1: while doing some research for this did you ever watch
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  Speaker 1: the Aladdin animated series a little bit yeah same I
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  Speaker 1: did too but I never because back then we couldn't
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  Speaker 1: watch stuff in order it was like kind of when
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  Speaker 1: it was on random on TV so I watched a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of episodes but another reason why I think the
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  Speaker 1: Genie is so cool is because he's Maybe the last
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  Speaker 1: genie left. One of the last couple genies left.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 1: Because there is a race of people devoted to killing genies,
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  Speaker 1: and they're called the Muktars. M-U-H-K-T-A-R-S. And so for him
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  Speaker 1: to be that, like, happy all the time and, you know,
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  Speaker 1: good vibes, knowing that there are people trying to murder him, still,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's pretty, that even gave him a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more of a bump in my book.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, in-universe, that's a part of the canon?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess on the animated series, they talk about it,
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  Speaker 1: and there's only one left. There's only one Mukhtar left
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  Speaker 1: that's trying to kill the genies. Crazy, and they've killed
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  Speaker 1: all the other genies. So, I mean, like, that's nuts.
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  Speaker 1: But some of them, too, I found out genies die
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  Speaker 1: because they'll put themselves, like, remember how Jafar was, like,
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  Speaker 1: part of a staff or something near the end?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it for years. But, so, if the
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  Speaker 1: staff gets destroyed, destroyed than the genie does too so
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  Speaker 1: some genies i guess are putting themselves like in this
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  Speaker 1: jackie chan thing and then if this got destroyed you know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh and he's uh showing me a like a head
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  Speaker 2: of jackie chan when.
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  Speaker 1: I got my 3d printer this is like the second
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  Speaker 1: or third thing i printed i'm like oh head of
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  Speaker 1: jackie chan.
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  Speaker 2: Okay i kind of okay while i don't want robin
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  Speaker 2: williams genie to die if there was no genie in
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  Speaker 2: that movie there would be a lot there was a
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  Speaker 2: Because without the genie, Jafar wouldn't have become like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: all powerful towards the end and all that chaos. So
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  Speaker 2: the genie kind of was indirectly responsible for a lot
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  Speaker 2: of drama.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. Because if you think about it now,
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  Speaker 1: all that probably would have happened was the princess would
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  Speaker 1: have got brought back to the palace. And then Aladdin
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  Speaker 1: would have kept. Being a beggar.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then they just, in 40 years, die.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, it would have been funny.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: The little Jackie Chan's looking at me.
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  Speaker 1: I used to play a game when I worked at Comcast.
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  Speaker 1: Try to name three things, and none of them could
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  Speaker 1: be Jackie Chan.
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  Speaker 4: Bricks.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. How did you feel about.
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  Speaker 2: How did you feel about Homer being the voice in
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  Speaker 2: the second one?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Dan Castellano was? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because Robin Williams, he was in the first one, and
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  Speaker 2: then Homer was in the second one, and then the
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  Speaker 2: third one was Robin Williams again.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, why did he come back? Was that straight to.
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  Speaker 2: yeah yeah both of the second ones were straight to vhs.
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  Speaker 1: One was like a thousand thieves or something yeah yeah
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  Speaker 1: or 40 thieves i remember you.
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  Speaker 2: Added a thousand you added a bunch of thieves to that.
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  Speaker 1: There's no there's no defense you could if like if
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  Speaker 1: somebody came to your house right now and there is
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  Speaker 1: like four thieves you could be like hey guys don't
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  Speaker 1: come in here yeah 40 that's still pretty scary but
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  Speaker 1: if a thousand people came in like we're gonna rob
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  Speaker 1: you you're like all right.
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing you can do when i think thieves when
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  Speaker 2: i hear that word i don't think of like swords
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  Speaker 2: and that kind of thing i think of like we're
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  Speaker 2: known a writer you know what i mean like i
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  Speaker 2: think of like is she a thief is a shoplifter
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  Speaker 2: a thief yeah remember she shoplifted yeah like what's up
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  Speaker 2: with that yeah um.
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  Speaker 1: So was that movie with number three just like genie
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  Speaker 1: trying to fight like a bunch of winona router writers.
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  Speaker 2: So i think it was like Aladdin's like really fucking
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  Speaker 2: hot dad came back in the picture and he was
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  Speaker 2: part of like the like a thief group.
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  Speaker 1: That does sound right. But how old was Aladdin at
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  Speaker 1: that time?
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  Speaker 2: See, most of these, like, main stars of these shows
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  Speaker 2: that were, like, really sexualized were, like, 16, 17-year-olds.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I thought Jasmine was, like, super fucking hot, but
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  Speaker 2: she was probably, like, a child, right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know, like.
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  Speaker 1: But then if the third one, let's say it takes place, like,
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  Speaker 1: three years after, he's, like, 19. Yeah. He's like, Dad,
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  Speaker 1: I've been through a lot in these, like, 10 years.
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  Speaker 1: I need to relax. Or you're coming here with your bullshit, like,
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  Speaker 1: a thousand thieves trying to come at you.
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  Speaker 2: I just... I couldn't deal with, like, the whole, like...
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  Speaker 2: Getting my head around it being normalized that my best
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  Speaker 2: friend's a genie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because before that, there was talks of genies, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't think anybody saw one. So they saw that
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  Speaker 1: genie and really just kind of vibed with it.
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  Speaker 2: And then around that time that I was like into
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  Speaker 2: Aladdin and these Disney movies. I would also watch Nick
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  Speaker 2: at night and it had like, I dream of genies.
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  Speaker 2: So like genies were really a big part of like
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  Speaker 2: my childhood. Just like how, like, uh, just, I saw
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: this meme that was like quick, like quick sand.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like I really thought quick sand was going to be
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  Speaker 2: a problem.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Quick sand, uh, Bermuda, Bermuda triangle scared the shit
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: out of me when I was a kid. And there
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: was one other thing that I just realized, but I
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: can't remember what it is now, but I was like, yeah,
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: I was really scared of that too as a kid.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: Now it's like when I go to movie theaters, I'm
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: afraid of getting like mass shot.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Right. You know?
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh, Especially because I go to the movie theater
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: where I do the reclining seat. And so I'm fucked.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: I'm so fucked. Yeah, because there's no way I could
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: get up from that unless I do the button.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's funny.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, so my number three, I did. So I tried
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: to choose different categories. So my categories, I chose one
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: of my top three was going to be a classic character.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: One was going to be a princess because the Disney
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: princesses are really like big. And then one of them, villains.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, sure.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: So my number three happened to be a classic one.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: And I mean like this. Okay, like Mickey, you know, Donald.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: I loved how like fucking relatable he is. He's so
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: fucking chaotic and like abusive. Not that I find that funny.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: But he's just so chaotic.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: I think having like a friend that's so fucking positive
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: like Mickey Mouse, you have to be kind of angry.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to even it out.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: I think I told you this, but I don't think
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: I told a listener this, but I did an improv
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: show and one of the games we were playing was, um,
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: house party. And so for anybody that doesn't know, basically
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: there's one person, they leave the stage, they can't hear
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: the audience makes up three people for the, and then
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: you act out those three people. And then the one
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: person comes back and they try to guess it, but
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: it's like a party theme. Anyways, somebody yelled out for
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: me to do Disney characters. I'm like, I'll be easy.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: First thing I thought of Mickey, totally cool. And then
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: I was like, I can do Donald and, uh, goofy
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: whatever you know so I go out and I go
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: haha hey it's me Mickey I don't say Mickey otherwise
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: they would know I'm like hey thanks for the party
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: but it was a funeral I was like oh thanks
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: for the party or whatever and then so I morphed
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: so I like pretended I was morphing into another character
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: as I'm morphing I'm thinking like fuck I was getting
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Donald Duck and Daffy Duck mixed up in my head
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: and I was like I don't know what Donald Duck
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: sounds like and I was like I think he goes
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: like so this is this is what I did and
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: the lady i was doing improv was she looked so
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: confused i was like oh mickey and then or you
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: know and then i'd morph and then this i went
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: hey how's it going it wasn't nothing and then i
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: was trying to talk like that i was like this
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: isn't mickey and she was or this isn't donald she
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: was so fucking confused so then i switched to goofy
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: and i did okay but Yeah, it was... And then
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I switched to the genie, actually, and that's how I...
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Because it was a dead... And I was like, remember,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: there's one rule I can't do. I can't bring people
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: back to the dead. Or back from the dead. The dead. Like,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Grateful Dead. You know, Jerry Garcia. Like, and I was
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: trying to do my Robin Williams impersonation. But anyways. Oh, yeah,
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: he has.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: A lot of probably Disney characters... Just like how Winnie
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: the Pooh, each one of them has, like, psychological issues. Like,
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Disney did, too. Okay, so this is... I need to
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: talk to you about this. So, in regards to, like,
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: the classic Disney characters, I went through, like, an existential
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: crisis with this. So.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Mickey is with Minnie and they look really similar. And
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: then Daisy and Donald are together and they look really similar.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Plus like the names, they kind of sound like twin names,
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: like Daisy, Donald, blah, blah, blah. It's probably easier for
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: the kids to understand. So I forget the bitch's name,
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: but Goofy had a girlfriend.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: It was like, I.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Was like, uh, let me see. It was a cow. Uh, oh, uh, Clarabelle.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Clarabelle the cow. And they looked, um, like they're both tall, lengthy,
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: black and white, blah, blah, blah. And it always like
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: threw me off. Cause I always thought that like, oh,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: that goofy should be with another dog. And then I
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: was like, fuck, is this racist? And, but then I
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: was like thinking in my head, I'm like, oh wait,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: but wait, I don't think it is because I don't
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: look at duck. Like when I go to like a
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: pond or whatever, you know, I see ducks in real life.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I'm not like, oh, I wish that that duck was
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: with a dog. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? Like,
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: so I think... I wish that duck was with a dog.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: And we're not seeing that in real life. We're not seeing, like,
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: deer dating... Like, I'm not gonna see, like, a mouse
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: dating a duck. Yeah. And I'm not gonna see, like,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Gus Gus, my dog, dating a monkey. I'm not gonna
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: see that. So I don't think it's racist, but, like...
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Something about it, though, just doesn't seem right.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I do think it'd be funny, though, like some MAGA
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: dudes like, hey there, brother, I'm with you. I don't
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: think Goofy should be dating that cow either.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine?
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: One dog, one dog is how I live my life.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: I kind of feel like, because I don't know why
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: they didn't just make Goofy dating a dog, but I
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: guess like a female version of Goofy would be kind
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: of like messy. Like she would look kind of like,
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: because he's Goofy looking and it's in the name. So
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: if there was like, her name was What's a female
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: name of Goofy?
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Sally, but like silly?
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Well, because you know like Daisy and Donald is like
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: the D thing.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Goofy?
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Goofy-odna. Goofy-odna.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: But I guess, I don't know, it just seems weird
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: to me. So, anyways.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Well, also, the Goofy-odd-na is funny, because imagine if you
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: were dating, like, if I was dating someone, and I
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: was like, hey, my name's Andrew, this is my girlfriend,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: or my name's Andy, this is my girlfriend, Andrea. I'd
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: be like, what? I'd be like, yeah, it's weird, right?
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: And then she looks just like you, just has a
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: longer wig on, or has a bow on her head.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Because that's the only difference between Minnie and Mickey is
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: eyelashes and bows.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: They go, well, nice to meet your girlfriend, Annie, but
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: can you put some pants on? I'm like, Donald. Yeah.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Like, if you look at pictures of Donald and Daisy,
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: the only difference is eyelashes and a bow. Yeah, for sure. So,
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: if Kathy looked identical to you, but she just had
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: a bow, like, it would be weird.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, damn, that's funny.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: So, anyway, so, yeah, my number three is Donald. I
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: just love his, like, chaotic energy.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. That's great. And I love, growing up,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I loved all his Halloween cartoons.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Like, they were the best with his nephews and stuff. So, yeah.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: And I guess, like, Donald and Daisy. Daffy from Looney Tunes.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: They would have that because they have beaks. So they,
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: but don't they have teeth too? Cause I don't think
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: ducks have teeth. Yeah.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: I don't think ducks have teeth, but I also don't
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: know enough about ducks to confirm that.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: We should like go to a pond and start opening up.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Do you have teeth?
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: We're trying to see if this duck can date a dog.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: They're like, okay.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: That's how we're going to get duck dogs.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I would own a duck if I could.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: They can fly and what do dogs do?
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Bark.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Bark.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: That'd be so scary.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Like a duck dog?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: If a duck's flying it, you're going, ruff, ruff, ruff.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: With, like, big teeth?
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: How fucking scary that would be.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: This is why ducks need to be with ducks.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: All the time.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, for sure.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, man. If Noah's Ark really happened, and they're, like,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: on the ocean or whatever for, like, years and years
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: and years, you know there's going to be a lion
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: hooking up with, like.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: An elephant?
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: An elephant.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: And having an elephant-sized lion just coming at you?
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: How do we mix those two words?
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Elefant?
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Elefant?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Uh, elephant, lion, lion, lion, lion, lion. Oh, that's a
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: good one.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Picture like a, a huge elephant, but it's like furry
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: and like a lion.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: So what's your, what's your number two?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Uh, so my number two, it's from some of my favorite,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: actually my favorite Disney movies, um, are the toy story one.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. So of course I had to go with
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Woody voiced by the great Tom Hanks.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: And the reason I really like Woody so much is
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: to mine, like he did, he was, he was the
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: antagonist and the protagonist at the same time, which is
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: really hard to do. But I think they wrote the
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: character so great that he went through like emotions that
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: we all have, like the jealousy, scared that he's not
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: wanted anymore, but it was still a kid's show and
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: they were able to do it and show that you
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: can have those feelings. And it's just, there's something about
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: those toy store movies that I think are just so magical.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: And then the way he acts, the voices, ah, it's
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: so good. Yeah. Uh, so I had, I definitely, and
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: he's pretty bad ass, you know what I'm just saying?
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Like he's, he doesn't fuck around. Like if he needs the,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: he is willing to do what needs to be done.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: He was like, he didn't mean to, but he was
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: about to kill buzz.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Which is crazy. And, After he did that, we should
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: all hate him. Yeah. But we ended up not hating him. Well,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: most people, some people probably hated him, but.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Because Buzz was like an unintentional antagonist in the sense
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: that he like really disrupted the world of Andy's bedroom.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: And then Woody is dating Bo Peep, right?
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, so really quick. So me and my sister, when
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Toy Story came out, that was like 95, 96, right?
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: So we were at the playground down the road from
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: where we lived and we found like a Woody toy
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: and we're like, oh, that's fucking awesome. Like this movie
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: we just watched, here's a toy like for free.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: And we brought it home and then it like kind
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: of fucked with us a little bit because we were
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: like stupid kids. So we like, we're like, okay, this,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: cause we also watched, we, our parents didn't monitor what
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: we watched or they watched whatever they wanted and we
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: just watched with them.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, sure.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: So there's a movie that came out in like the
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: eighties and nineties called, and there's like a series called
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Puppet Master.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know. I've never seen it, but I know exactly.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: It's like claymation, it's on motion. So we were kind
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: of like merging those two thoughts of like Toy Story
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: versus that. So we were like, okay, this motherfucker's live.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: And so we, this makes me sound crazy. We kind
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: of like tied him up and then we like, put
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: him in my mom's, instead of just throwing him away
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: or giving him away or whatever, we like put him
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: in my mom's dresser or whatever. I don't remember the
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: whole story. Jesse, if you're listening, let me know. But
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: we kind of fucked around with this toy. And then
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: we were like thinking that it was going to come alive.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Kids, watch Puppet Master. It's so fucking good.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: It makes a lot more sense. I get it though.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Like what are the odds that you just saw that
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: movie and then it's just sitting right there for you guys?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I'd be a little apprehensive as well.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: I am jamming out. I love that new Taylor Swift
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: song for Toy Story 5.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good one.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: It's so good. And then, I haven't told you, so
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: one of, I think it was Toy Story 3 or 4,
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: I don't remember. But it was one of, it was,
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: when I first met Jackson, I was, like, trying to
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: connect with him. And I was like, oh, yeah, the
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: new Toy Story movie. And he, like, I really want
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: to see it. And he looks at me and he's like,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Buzz and Woody never see each other again. And I
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: was like, fuck.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: And then he, like, looks at my car and he's like,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: and he, like, this looks like so-and-so, like, Jeremy's ex-boyfriend.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: This looks like his car. And I was like, you motherfucker!
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: He's throwing shots.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I really want to have Jackson on the podcast, like,
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: an episode, and, like, just talk to him about, like,
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: what he is nostalgic for, but also what he thinks
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: of the stuff that we're nostalgic for.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Like, I never watched Goonies until Jackson introduced it to me.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I saw Goonies as a kid. Yeah, I really liked
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: that one.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: People are like, how have you never seen Goonies? I
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I never even saw E.T. until I was like 28
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: or something. I fucking hate E.T.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: I fucking hate E.T.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Well, some of those movies I just haven't seen. I
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: hate E.T. With Toy Story, though, if you think about
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: how fucked up it is about Sid, because he didn't
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: know they were alive. He was just playing with what
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: he thought were just toys. And then he got mentally
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: scarred for the rest of his life.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Because he might have, if he didn't get mentally scarred
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: or whatever, blowing up shit... Yeah, that seems problematic, but
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: maybe he would have gotten into construction or, like, demolition
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: or whatever.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: NASA, like, engines or something? Because he had a rocket,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: He wasn't, like, raping the toys.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, he wasn't doing something off, like.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Like, it's like if I'm, like... rip up a piece
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: of paper and then all of a sudden like there's
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: a pixar movie the paper's real like that's not my
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: fault for sure like if he started still mutilating that
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: like if he came back in the sequel and was
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: like i want my revenge then yeah then i'm like
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: oh bro but no i think they yeah i i'm
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: team sid on that one.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah i i think you got the yeah bad deal.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Okay so my number two is oh okay so i
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: did a disney princess i okay so obviously my favorite
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: disney movie of that of that genre that generation or
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: whatever is little mermaid but i don't care for ariel
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: like she annoys the fuck out of me so my
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: favorite so i was going through like the disney princesses
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: i was like okay who do we got who we
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: got obviously jasmine's awesome Beautiful. Like whoever did her singing.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: I think she was in Les Miserables. Beautiful singer. And
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: then Belle annoys the fuck out of me. I'm too old.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I'm too much of an old person for the Anna
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: and Elsa or whatever they're called. Um, the one I
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: hate the most is Rapunzel. So not just because she's
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: voiced by Mandy Moore, but the hair of it all,
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: like it stresses me the fuck out. Like there's no
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: way that she can keep, it's all on the floor
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: all the time. Like that. I don't understand. I'm not
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: a part of that.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: How much soap you would need? Every day would be
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: a bottle of soap.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: And then, or those women that are like, oh, I
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: wash my hair once a week. I'm like, that sounds gross.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: And like being a gay guy, I don't understand how
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: women do their hair. Like I only wash my hair
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: once a week. I wash mine like every fucking day.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: So I don't understand. You know what I mean?
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: So my number one princess I found no flaws in
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: because I love finding flaws in women. is, is JK
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: is Mulan.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: I was going to, Mulan's mine. I was going to
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: say that when you were done.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't see any, like, I wish that she
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: had maybe another song or whatever, but like I, she
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: was fucking bad-ass. Like her dad is probably going to die.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: He gets kind of drafted into war or whatever. And
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: she's just fucking, she wants to give up. She doesn't give,
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: I was going to choose Moana, but I just got
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: introduced to Moana. And I don't think like, it could
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: be that level for me yet. Yeah. And, but Mulan, yeah,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: she's fabulous.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I'm with you. Mulan's my favorite too. I think, yeah, the, yeah.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: What's that called? When you're like, I can do the,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: the song. Yeah. She had a lot of like oomph.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I can't think of the word.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Courage.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: The courage she took to not only like to save
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: her father's life, but also knowing that she could die
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: from her own people doing that. Not just at war.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: She was basically fighting, the hans or hans or whatever
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: she was fighting the i think uh the chinese her
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: own people she was also fighting sexism yeah i mean
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: she has uh three different fronts and she kicked all
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: of their ass.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah and she like saved the day but she's probably
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: offended the movie she's probably gonna get executed by her
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: by her by her people but i just think like
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: how they.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Were just being nice for the movie but they go
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: right when these cameras come.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah but like how cool is it that that i
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: think that came out in the like the late 90s
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: or whatever probably right around like how cool is it
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: like that there was kind I don't know obviously I'm
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: not trans But like it kind of feels like a
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: little bit of a trans Like getting our feet wet
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: With trans representation Because there.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Was like.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Binding and stuff I'm like that's Really cool.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: I see that, yeah.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: And the music's great. And then some of the casting
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: with the voices, like Donny Osmond playing an Asian man
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: is not the best, but he's such a great singer.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: I love Donny Osmond. Yeah, the songs are great, yeah.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: And then, what's the... Let's get down to business to
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: defeat the Huns. And then the girl worth fighting for.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, great song.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: And then when... I don't care what she looks like.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: All I care is what she cooks like.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Beef.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: I just fucking love that movie.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: And I love the song Mushu does.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, I completely forgot about Mushu. Eddie Murphy is such
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: a great voice actor, too.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, voice actor is crazy how good... Yeah, how funny
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: fucking Mushu is. Yeah, he actually doesn't sing a song, but.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there maybe should have been a little bit more songs.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Or Mushu just sings the Eddie Murphy hit, My girl
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: wants to party all the time.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: But instead of party, it just says.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: My girl wants to pretend to be her dad in
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Final Thons. All the time, all the time.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Why is there always these sidekicks? Pocahontas has Michu or Mocha.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: What's his name?
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Miko.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Miko, yeah, that sounds right. And then Flint is the
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: little hummingbird. I appreciate that they have their homies with them,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: but they always cause unnecessary drama. for them too yeah.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Every movie okay so okay let's go down so we
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: have bell and i guess her dog but then the
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: then like the candle wait did bell have a dog
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: at the beginning right oh no no doesn't someone has
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: a little mermaid has a dog like eric has a
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: dog I think there's a dog that turns into a footstool. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: And they have a candlestick and stuff. Yeah. And he's
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: like a sexual predator.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like really horny. Yeah.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: And honestly, he should only date other candles. Not the
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: broom or whatever.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but not the ones that look phallus-shaped, just like
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: the one we like. So, okay. So we have that,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: and then we have Flounder.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Flounder. He was kind of a wet blanket. flounder
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: was um and then aladdin had the tiger and the tiger.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Yes uh moana has the chicken yeah frozen has the
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: snowman that's crazy i never made all those they always
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: have a little buddy with.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Them the chicken had no reason to be in that
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: movie like it was adorable it's buck but like no
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: no reason to be in there yeah.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I guess just to cause chaos like.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: I fucking loved moana it was so fucking good.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I and it sucks because i didn't see when it
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: first came out because i thought it was just gonna
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: be like frozen i didn't really like frozen but when
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: i saw moana i was like yeah the.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Songs are great we had to go up to like
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: a work meeting like 45 minutes away so i watched
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: it on the way up and it was so fucking
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: beautiful i love that like when the grandma's like girl
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: you don't have to do this like it's not all
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: on her it's just so fucking beautiful and then i
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: watched incanto recently and Really good, but way too many
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: people in that movie.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: I actually didn't like Encanto when I was bummed because
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Lynn does all the music for it. Well, I don't
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: think all the music, but there's like one or two
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: songs I really liked. I looked it up. I'm like, oh,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: that makes sense. Lynn did those, yeah.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: I liked, I wish there was less people, but a
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: lot of their songs, they have to like remind you
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: who everybody is because there's like 30,000 people. But I
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: liked the butch chick, the sister, because her song, Surface Pressure,
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: is about like, Like, anxiety.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's the song I was like, I really
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: like this song.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: No, the movie was fine, and Kanto was fine, but
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think because I had, like, Moana still, like,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: I wonder if it's going to be this good, and
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: to me it wasn't, but Coco was great.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: That's a tear breaker tearjerker first time.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: I saw coco i cried for like 10 minutes yeah
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: and then the second time i saw i cried for
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: like 15 because i started pre-crying because i knew what
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: was gonna come and i'm like oh my god yeah
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: i do that i was gonna put him on my
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: list but he hasn't impacted me enough yet yeah i'm
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: really i'm excited for coco too coco co2 co2 co2
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: did you.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: See that weird video of glenn close being like saying
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: goodbye Oh yeah. So she appeared at like D 23
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: or whatever it's called. Like, and she dressed up as Cruella,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: which is like super cool. Then I guess she was
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: like at her home and she lives in the country
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: or whatever. And she like did a really weird video.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: And at the end she was like, goodbye. Like it
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: was so like retiring or like died. I was telling
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: my coworker about it. And I was like, like, what
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: the fuck? And she's like, don't even say it. I'm like,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: so if I say Glenn Close is going to die,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: like that's, that's the decision maker that God's like, Oh,
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Jeff said it's going to happen. Like what?
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Jeff, you only get one. And that's what you chose.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: I'm not, I don't want Glenn Close to die, but like.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: I always, every time I hear Glenn Close or Glenn Howerton,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Glenn Howerton is from, it's always sunny. Yeah. I always
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: get those two mixed up in my head for a
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: split second. And I was like, yeah.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Um, okay. So what is your, uh, let me see
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: if I have really quick.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Uh, so your number two is Mulan. Yeah.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Mulan. Okay, what's your number one?
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Should we do our villains and then to keep the
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: listener going?
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, the ones we hate?
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I hated Rapunzel, Clarabelle. My number one person
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: I hate, like, in Disneyland. Nice. Disneyland.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Did I just invent Disneyland? Okay, I don't like Maleficent.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: And specifically, I don't like Angelina Jolie as Maleficent. Like,
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: she just bugs the fuck out of me.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: But.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I don't really care for Sleeping Beauty. I love the
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: fairies in it because there's just like these old hags
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: that are like fabulous and like a little gay coded.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: But I don't think Aurora is that good of a
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Disney princess. But Maleficent, I don't fully understand like what
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: her beef was. She was friends with the king and queen,
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: but then she didn't get invited to the baby shower because.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: So then that's why she went evil and was like
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: going to kill the baby.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: I don't get that.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Are the fairies in Sleeping Beauty? I think. Oh, yeah,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: they are, because Cinderella only has one.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they had the pink one,
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: the blue one, and I think the green one or whatever,
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: which I love the ending of that when Aurora's dancing
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: with the prince, and then they keep changing the color
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: of the dress. I'm like, yeah, girl.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: I bet when that came out in, what, 47 or
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: something like that, I bet people were like... whoa like
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: yeah like because it's like we're like holy shit.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah but then they were that was like right
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: after pearl harbor wait when did when did sleeping beauty
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: come out.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Ah okay sleeping beauty i think came out like i'm gonna.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Guess 30 37 59 wow wait really wow that's what
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: it says what the internet says but um but yeah
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: i just like i don't understand that and i've this
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: is something i i love.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Because didn't walt disney die in the 60s.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: So I love equality with like, and I love how
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: even in our lifetime, like the LGBTQ community has become
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: more normalized and, one thing I do not like is
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: I do not like be invited to baby showers.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: I don't want to, I don't want to do the whole,
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: you said baby. No, fuck you. I, it's a baby shower.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say baby. I don't want to deal
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: with this nonsense. I don't want to talk about how
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: fat she is. I don't want to talk about any
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: of this. Like I don't, I don't want to go
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: be invited. If I, I will never go to another
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: baby shower as long as I live. I don't care
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: if it's, if I somehow get pregnant and like, I don't...
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: I hate baby showers. I don't want you to pick
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: out clothes for my child. Like, I'm never gonna have
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: a baby like that, you know what I mean? But
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: it's just the fucking worst.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: I've been to a few baby showers where you can drink.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: That's pretty fun.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because, like, there's a bunch of people. So the
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: whole time you were talking, I was thinking of Snow
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: White and the Seven Dwarves.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: That came out on 37. I was completely... I was
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: so fucking confused. I was like... Wait, you said Sleeping Beauty?
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Sleeping Beauty, yeah.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Doesn't Seven Dwarves, doesn't she sleep in that, too?
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of women sleeping.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Wow, weird. So, yeah.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: So, Sleeping Beauty.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait, okay.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: So, in Snow White, she gets, like, the queen on
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: that one is like, I want to be the best.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Who's the best mirror? And then the mirror's like, oh,
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: that pale bitch is. Yeah. So, then the queen's like,
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get all ugly. And then she goes
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: and gives her an apple. Again, a woman eating an
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: apple when she shouldn't.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Which is weird, too, because, like, if somebody was going
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: to try to poison you, and they were just, like,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: the ugliest, weirdest fucking person you've ever seen, would you
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: take it?
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: No.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: They should have. She should have. made herself just look
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: slightly different.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Be like, Hey, I got some apples. Yeah, sure.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Not like, Hey, she's that's fucking stupid.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: And I think that the witch goes up to like
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: the window. Yeah.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: You're just like doing your dishes. It's a fucking monster.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I got some oranges.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like why would somebody want an apple? Like if
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: somebody gave me like, uh, like, ranch Doritos.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Then I'm going to get poisoned. Sourdough bread, sourdough bread. I'm,
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: I'm poisoned.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: So she fell asleep and then the Prince had to
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: come over and kiss the corpse. And then she came
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: back alive, which is fucked up. And then sleeping beauty,
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Maleficent's like, you didn't invite me to your baby shower, bitch.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to kill your daughter when she's like
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: whatever age. And then she like pricks herself like on
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: a sewing needle or something and falls asleep too.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: And then I think the same thing like the guy
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: comes over and like fiddles around with her fucked up
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: anyway so Maleficent I don't fuck with her I like
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: her look I hate Angelina Jolie I just don't like
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Angelina Jolie I don't care if you save a million
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: kids I don't give a fuck if you're no I.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Uh, so my least favorite, that was hard for me.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Cause I was like, do I want to do like
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: the worst characters in their universe versus, or the ones
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I dislike the most. So I thought I would, I'll
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: go with scar. Yeah. But I love the acting. I
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: think scar was great, but I think it's like the
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: worst character because he killed someone. And then he made
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: a child believe that he killed his dad. That's one
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: of the darkest, most fucked up things ever. And that's
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: one thing I think Disney's missing nowadays is those really
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: dark villains. Like Mulan, the Huns were taking over. They
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: were killing people. And so there was real substance to it.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I haven't really watched too many Disney movies nowadays. But
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: I feel like they don't have that life or death. Anyway, Scar.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: But I almost put Captain Jack Sparrow as one of
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: my likes because I think out of any Disney movie,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I think the intro to.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Captain jack when he's like on the top of the
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: ship and then it's going down and i think that's
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: like made the best intro of a character maybe so.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: So girl worth fighting for is such a goofy song
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: when it comes to goofy and then all of a
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: sudden right when they're done they're like oh this village
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: is all burnt everyone's dead like how embarrassing would that
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: be to like be singing and you walk over to
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: like a genocide yeah like and.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Then like what if like one person wasn't really paying
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: attention they're like girl where if i oh my gosh
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: and then another one comes in like nothing because it's
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: like they're in a line like hey guys are we
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: done with the song why why'd you guys stop.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's appropriate for, like, the leader of
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: their little group to be allowing them to sing while they're, like,
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: going into battle. Yeah, for sure.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I can see, like, because they do cadence, like, during
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: marches and stuff to kind of keep the rhythm and
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: so you're not, like, so bored. But, like, they're not
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: having full-on songs.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: You know? One of them's about to hit their high
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: note and then, like, a mom who's dying is like,
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: take my baby!
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Take my baby!
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, so your number one was Jack Sparrow?
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: Mm-mm.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Scar, I just wanted to say.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, Scar was your favorite.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but, like, I think he's the worst Disney character. But, like,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: I love the character, but in his own world, I
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: think he's, like, the most evil.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. 100% bad guy.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Boo.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: But his song was so scary and villainous.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: And eventually we need to talk about, like, the gay
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: coding when it comes to, like, the Disney villains and everything.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: We've touched on it before. We have. Okay.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: I don't remember what we missed.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Same, I'm also like, there's a chance we've
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: already done this as an episode.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, my number one was, I've talked about her nonstop,
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: my number one Disney of all time, Ursula.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: I admit that in the past I've been a nasty.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: They weren't kidding when they called me well a witch.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Repentance seen the light and made a switch.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Two years.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: And I fortunately knew a little magic. It's a talent
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: that I always have possessed. And here lately, please don't laugh.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: I use it on behalf.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Of the miserable, lonely, and depressed. Pathetically.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: Poor unfortunate soul.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, sure.
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  Speaker 4: Like, duh.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Like, the best.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Ursula, I love everything. I love when, like, Pat Carroll,
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: great voice actress, and then, um, I've, the last several
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: years I've been getting into those, um, with the Howl's
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Moving Castle, whatever they're called, like, the kind of anime,
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: but feel-good anime movies, and she does, like, voice work, like,
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: for the dubbed version.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Over, over here. Oh, that's cool.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: But I just fucking love her, and I loved when
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: she turns into Vanessa and I love that they called
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: her Vanessa. And then when the shell breaks and like,
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: it's Vanessa's body. So she looks like a brunette Ariel,
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: but then she has like Pat Carroll, like Ursula's voice.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: I just love it. Get away from it. I just, yeah,
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: that's great. I just love Ursula. So that's my number one.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Well, for my number one, I'm going to paint a picture, uh,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: in your mind. So vivid that you're going to feel
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: like you're actually there. So imagine this, the year 1914. Okay. Uh,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: there's a group of soldiers traveling on a train from
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Winnipeg to Ontario, Canada. And after they train in Ontario,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: they're probably going to be shipped out to Europe because
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: of world war one.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: So they're on this train. It's a long train ride. Well,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: they decided to stop in this little place called white
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: river lumber town. So it's all cold and snowy, probably midday.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: You've been sitting for hours. So you're outside smoking cigarettes. Well,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: so a few soldiers decide to go out and stretch
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: their legs, and they see this little bear cub. And
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: that's pretty uncommon to see, especially at a train station,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: a little bear cub in a cage. So this guy,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: this 27-year-old named Harry Colburn, he's an Army vet, but
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: he's a veterinarian. So he is supposed to go to
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: the front line and help horses if they get damaged
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: or shot or whatever. It's fucked up. I don't know
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: how fucking crazy that sounds. But he takes care of
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: the animals. So he asked the man, like, why did
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: you bring the bear here? And the guy he's talking
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: to goes, oh, I'm a hunter, and I killed this
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: cub's mom, and I'm selling the bear. And Harry's like,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: how much? And he goes, 20 bucks, which is more
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: than $ 500 today. So they take the bear with them.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: And actually, a lot of regiments during World War I
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: and some during World War II had animal mascots. Like,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Russians had, like, this bear. Anyways, so they decide to
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: take this bear all the way to Europe. So they
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: decided to name the Harry decided to name this bear
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: after his hometown, Winnipeg or Winnie for sure. Oh yeah. Yeah.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: But so his regiment eventually gets sent to the front
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: lines and Harry knows why I can't take a bear
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: with me. That's fucking crazy. So I'll, I'll leave him
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: in the London zoo. So while the bear is at
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: the London zoo, this little boy comes and sees them.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: And the little boy's name is Christopher Robin Milne. And
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: that little boy is, decides to name his teddy bear
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Winnie the Pooh. Oh, yes.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Time for my stoutness exercise.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Up, down, up.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: When I up, down, touch the ground, it puts me
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: in the mood. Up, down, touch the ground, in the
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: mood for food. I am stout, round, and I have found,
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: speaking poundage-wise... I improve my appetite when I exercise.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: So the dad, what's his name? A.A. Milne wrote the
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: story of Winnie the Pooh basically about this bear. Isn't
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: that a crazy backstory?
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: How it all kind of worked together? But no, Winnie
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: the Pooh is my favorite Disney character. I have a
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Winnie the Pooh tattoo. But I think Winnie the Pooh
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: is the perfect... children's like character a soft teddy bear
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: there's no like malice there's he's never like sarcastic everything
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: he says is like legitimate and he's 100 truthful with
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: himself and his friends and with the viewer and the
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: voice everything about winning the poo i think is just
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: so beautiful and just so great like yeah so it's.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Like a warm hug like he no i think that's
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: awesome I can't wait to have there be, like... We
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: need to be looking in catastrophic events, like wars or famine,
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: and be like, how can we turn this into a
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Turtles book?
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: So.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Because of World War... Because of this, I got into
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: World War I phase for a little bit. So, mustard gas.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: You know, World War I, mustard gas is horrible. You
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: can't breathe. It killed, like, 100,000 people during World War I. Well, anyways,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: they decided to... Geneva Convention... they decided to outlaw it
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: for World War II. But Americans and the Allies were like, hey,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: if push comes to shove, we're pretty sure Hitler's going
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: to use it. And Hitler got blinded in World War
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I by mustard gas, which put him in the hospital,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: and he was never supposed to get his eyesight back,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: but he did get his eyesight back. So I think
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: that's one of the reasons why he started feeling all grandiose. Anyways,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: where am I going with this? Oh, a horrible thing
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: that turned out kind of good? Okay, so... i'll cut
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: to the chase world war ii uh germany's like hey
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: we're gonna mustard gas you motherfuckers and the allies are
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: like we're gonna triple uh mustard gas so whatever you
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: drop on us we're gonna triple that back uh but
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: we're not supposed to have any so they can't say
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: they actually produce any but they said they're going to
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: anyways there's this big uh these ships have a shit
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: ton of mustard gas it gets bombed by the germans
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: uh it's they're like ships in the water a lot
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: of the people there were like, Oh yeah, our eyes
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: started burning, but the military can't say, Oh, it's because
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: of the mustard gas. So we've got to do some research.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: So basically they're all wet and they're in these like
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: blankets trying to get better. The next day, all their
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: skins fucked up. And it's because of the mustard gas.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: And most of those people died, which is unfortunate, but
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: they couldn't say there's mustard gas in there. I'm going
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: somewhere with this. So mustard gas, basically they did a
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: bunch of tests on rabbits before and And they found
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: out that mustard gas lowers people's white blood cell count.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: And that's really sad to think about that. They were
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: like gassing all these rabbits.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: But then with this one guy was like, hey, that
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: can be beneficial for maybe cancer. And they go, well,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: that is really important. right now you know we're fighting
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: a war maybe after the war try to figure this
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: out all those people dying all the autopsies showed they
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: had no white blood cells so if it wasn't for
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: mustard gas being invented in world war one then we
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have chemotherapy now boom is that fucking crazy dude
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: yeah so that's not as happy as like a teddy.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Bear but so where did we get the word mustard
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: from like did mustard like the condiment come after or before.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: No i guess it kind of it was sour kind
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: of and it kind of had like a pungent smell
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: that some people said it's kind of smelled like mustard.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Oh because like i would hate to be like a
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: ceo of like a mustard company and then like yeah
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: mustard like i was maybe like what would i do
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: i'd be like hey what's your cup called again Like
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: a Tumblr?
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: With the brand?
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know what this one's called. Oh, I thought... Oh,
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: usually it's Stanley.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Stanley, okay. That'd be like if you're the CEO of
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Stanley or someone's like, Hey, I came up with this
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: new biochemical or chemical. It makes people's eyes explode. It's
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: called Stanley gas.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: Good.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: That's my company. I don't want that.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: Or like something like a new gas smells like pizza.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Oh, it's like pizza. Like that's just like
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: a dick thing to do. And they just call it
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: something else. Like Jesus.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I wish I had pizza right now.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: What kind of pizza?
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: And I love all pizza. I'm a pizza fan too.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Martin Luther King jr. Oh, geez. I've been saying that
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: since I was like in middle school. Like I love
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: all pizza.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: I'm the malcolm x the pizza okay so we had
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: so disney disney disney disney so my favorites were donald
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: duck mulan and then of course ursula heck.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah and mine were uh starting with my third favorite
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: is genie uh and then woody and then winnie.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: The pooh genie weenie and I like it. Was I
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: mocking you?
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: I felt like you were about to go into freestyle.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: I love it. So Disney, I don't know. I find
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: so much comfort. Then I realized that Jackson has not watched...
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: He wasn't introduced to that Little Mermaid or Aladdin and
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: stuff like that. So he doesn't know how important those are.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Sure, yeah.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what he's... He's watching like South Park.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: But okay. So we have a lot, a lot going on.
• 51:37
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• 51:41
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• 51:50
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• 51:52
  Speaker 1: And since my daughter is officially in France now, we
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: were talking that we're going to try to do once
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: a week episodes just so we can catch up FaceTime
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: while she's in France and of dad daddies and uh
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: diplomas so i think season two is going to come
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: out basically while she's overseas and brooks about to go
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: to college so bonjour yeah nice wait i don't know
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: what that was okay you even seem shocked that is
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: all right all right.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: Until next time i'm jeff i'm what.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Was the i'm and yasa what was the female name
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Of what? Remember if I was dating myself?
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, and Andriona?
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: I'm Andriona.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Just Andy with a bow. Yeah, I'm Andy with a bow.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: That's it. All right, and we'll see you next Tuesday.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: To the wire!
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: And that's a wrap for this episode of Notable Nostalgia.
• 52:47
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• 52:49
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