Latest / The D.L. Hughley Show / DLHS Hour 4 | Woman Cancels Date Because of Man’s Attire
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- 0:00Speaker 1: It is the deal. He will show you a 2026
- 0:01Speaker 1: edition of Memphis.
- 0:03Speaker 2: If you're going to be in, uh, in Atlanta this Friday,
- 0:07Speaker 2: DL and DL, uh, anything goes, we'll be at the
- 0:09Speaker 2: symphony hall in Atlanta, Georgia.
- 0:10Speaker 1: That'd be this Friday.
- 0:11Speaker 2: Then the following day, Saturday, I think that the 10th
- 0:14Speaker 2: of October, we will be at the close, close up memorial,
- 0:19Speaker 2: close memorial hall in Indianapolis, nap town. So come on,
- 0:22Speaker 2: check us out. Um, I think we are in interesting
- 0:26Speaker 2: times right now. And I, and I say that all
- 0:28Speaker 2: the time, but, I think as we get closer to
- 0:31Speaker 2: the election, you'll see how more desperate people become.
- 0:33Speaker 3: Yep.
- 0:35Speaker 2: And I heard somebody saying this, that I think that
- 0:42Speaker 2: we are, Skip, we.
- 0:44Speaker 1: Talk about this all the time.
- 0:45Speaker 2: I don't think this man has any intention of losing.
- 0:51Speaker 2: I think he's going to do everything and anything in
- 0:53Speaker 2: his power to to destabilize the election and to hold
- 0:57Speaker 2: on to power however he can.
- 0:58Speaker 4: Right.
- 0:59Speaker 1: He ain't building that ballroom for anybody else. Mm-hmm.
- 1:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:02Speaker 1: And Ed Bunker is for a reason. Yes.
- 1:05Speaker 2: And the good thing about it is he's so stupid
- 1:07Speaker 2: and sick that I don't think he knows, you know.
- 1:10Speaker 2: And he ain't hard to find. He ain't hard to find.
- 1:14Speaker 2: Just follow the smell of the dirty diaper.
- 1:16Speaker 1: It ain't really hard to find.
- 1:19Speaker 3: Him.
- 1:20Speaker 4: Where's Papa Pope when you need him?
- 1:22Speaker 3: Jeez. Jeez.
- 1:23Speaker 1: I just I just I see these boy. And you
- 1:27Speaker 1: know what?
- 1:27Speaker 2: It's so many people from the rural farmers to what
- 1:32Speaker 2: Ted Nugent is off that train. Isn't it funny how
- 1:35Speaker 2: he can lose farmers?
- 1:37Speaker 1: He could lose, you.
- 1:39Speaker 2: Know, political opponents like the people, people that were on
- 1:42Speaker 2: the sides, you know, commentators and podcast bros.
- 1:45Speaker 1: But you know who holds on these shoe booty? They
- 1:48Speaker 1: will hang on.
- 1:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:50Speaker 1: But I guess if you ain't got nowhere else to go.
- 1:53Speaker 1: But you get nothing for it. That's the thing. I
- 1:55Speaker 1: don't understand. Well, they don't have nowhere else to go.
- 1:58Speaker 1: What other move do they have?
- 1:59Speaker 3: Shoot.
- 2:00Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. There are enough people, like
- 2:03Speaker 2: white people can blend into the shadows. There are the shadows.
- 2:07Speaker 1: Where are they going to go? We know what you said.
- 2:09Speaker 1: It ain't no, what are you going to say?
- 2:11Speaker 2: Where are you going to go? What are you going
- 2:14Speaker 2: to do? We know what side you were on. We
- 2:16Speaker 2: know what you said. We know what happened to us
- 2:19Speaker 2: in particular.
- 2:20Speaker 5: And usually if you pick a side... The side that
- 2:24Speaker 5: you pick will pick up for you. They will defend you.
- 2:27Speaker 5: It will take care of you when you suffer your consequences.
- 2:32Speaker 5: But they never do. They get nothing for that. They
- 2:35Speaker 5: shoot booty for nothing.
- 2:37Speaker 1: And one thing they do about it, one thing MAGA,
- 2:39Speaker 1: I will say, is consistent about them. They don't care
- 2:41Speaker 1: about white people either. They don't care about them either. Nope.
- 2:45Speaker 1: They don't care about them either. This dude cares about
- 2:47Speaker 1: one thing, money. That's it all.
- 2:50Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:50Speaker 5: And they're so dumb, it's taking them too long to
- 2:52Speaker 5: figure it out, though.
- 2:54Speaker 1: They are dumb, though. They love a dumb, common d * * *.
- 2:57Speaker 3: Well, they do.
- 2:58Speaker 1: I swear to God.
- 2:58Speaker 2: Here he is, the military man, Jamal Kingsley, returning to
- 3:01Speaker 2: expose racism hidden in our everyday lives.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Hello, my brothers and sisters.
- 3:13Speaker 3: This is Jamal Kingsley, the military man, here to expose
- 3:16Speaker 3: racism hidden in our everyday lives. Why is it official
- 3:23Speaker 3: Apple AirPods only come in white? Is it because white
- 3:28Speaker 3: is always in your ear trying to tell you something?
- 3:31Speaker 3: Think about it, my brother. And why is it a
- 3:35Speaker 3: black piece of coal is worth hardly nothing? But if
- 3:40Speaker 3: you take that same black coal and put heat and
- 3:43Speaker 3: pressure on it, it turns into a white diamond and
- 3:47Speaker 3: then it's valuable. Are you trying to say long as
- 3:50Speaker 3: you black, you don't have much value, but soon as
- 3:53Speaker 3: you turn white, you are priceless? Think about it, my brother.
- 3:58Speaker 3: And why is it, on White Cat Mountains, you can ski, sled, toboggan,
- 4:06Speaker 3: have all kinds of fun. But on the black hills
- 4:09Speaker 3: of South Dakota, all you can do is look at them.
- 4:13Speaker 3: Is it because you can't have fun unless you're white?
- 4:16Speaker 3: Think about it, my brother. This is Jamal Kingsley, the
- 4:21Speaker 3: militant man. And until next time, stay woke and think
- 4:25Speaker 3: about it, my brother.
- 4:27Speaker 1: Yes, man. Yes, man. Tell these good people what's trending. Wow.
- 4:30Speaker 1: Did you see.
- 4:31Speaker 6: Royce White's interview with Vlad? Yeah, the guy who wants
- 4:35Speaker 6: to now sue the WNBA and also sue the NBA
- 4:39Speaker 6: as well. Because he says if he's not allowed to
- 4:43Speaker 6: play or at least, I guess, be, I guess, available
- 4:46Speaker 6: to be picked up for one of the teams for
- 4:47Speaker 6: the draft. He's going to sue him. He's like, listen,
- 4:50Speaker 6: it's not my fault. I woke up one day and
- 4:52Speaker 6: I realized that I was a woman. He said, and
- 4:55Speaker 6: you think about it, you know, they say, and now
- 4:57Speaker 6: it sounds a little bit tongue in cheek, right? Because
- 4:59Speaker 6: he's saying things like, you know, if they say that
- 5:02Speaker 6: to qualify as a woman, all you have to do
- 5:04Speaker 6: is say, I am a woman.
- 5:06Speaker 2: Ain't this a dude who scared his, uh, his partner,
- 5:10Speaker 2: his mother of his kids so bad.
- 5:11Speaker 1: He got a 50 year restraining order. Uh, He does.
- 5:15Speaker 2: He has a 50-year restraining order. That might be him.
- 5:18Speaker 2: And you're not in the league because you're not a
- 5:20Speaker 2: woman because you're a woman. You're in the league because
- 5:22Speaker 2: you won't fly.
- 5:23Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 5:23Speaker 2: So if you're going to blow $ 10 million because you're
- 5:26Speaker 2: scared to fly, that don't make you a woman.
- 5:27Speaker 1: That makes you a b * * * *.
- 5:28Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 5:28Speaker 6: He never just sounded so silly. Like he was saying
- 5:32Speaker 6: things like, I would have shown up with my wig,
- 5:34Speaker 6: you know, but it's so hard to deal with it,
- 5:36Speaker 6: you know.
- 5:36Speaker 1: And it was only 1999.
- 5:37Speaker 6: It just sounded so fake and just.
- 5:38Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 5:43Speaker 2: Because they're still playing the game. Nobody cares about that
- 5:46Speaker 2: no more because everybody's starving to death. Yeah, that's exactly right.
- 5:49Speaker 2: Nobody cares about it because they're sick. I don't respect
- 5:52Speaker 2: the dude that can't. Man, I don't care what you
- 5:53Speaker 2: have to do. If I was making that much money,
- 5:54Speaker 2: I was the number one draft pick. He's the top
- 5:56Speaker 2: ten draft pick.
- 5:57Speaker 1: Wasn't he, Skip?
- 5:58Speaker 4: Yeah, he was up there, yeah.
- 5:59Speaker 1: Man, you sedate me and put me on this plane.
- 6:01Speaker 1: Let me get this bread.
- 6:03Speaker 4: Period.
- 6:04Speaker 3: Period.
- 6:06Speaker 6: Anyway, finally trending. This is hilarious. This guy took to
- 6:10Speaker 6: social media. This has over half a million views. He
- 6:13Speaker 6: took to social media because he said that a girl
- 6:16Speaker 6: canceled a date with him because of his outfit.
- 6:20Speaker 1: Well, yeah.
- 6:21Speaker 6: OK, I'm going to show you what he had on.
- 6:23Speaker 6: He had on a sequined kind of top. And matching. Well,
- 6:28Speaker 6: the pants weren't matching, but they were also kind of sequency-like.
- 6:33Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:33Speaker 6: They had a lot of sparkles on them. So the
- 6:35Speaker 6: pants had sparkles. The top had sparkles. And he went
- 6:38Speaker 6: to the end and was like, yo, what's up with
- 6:40Speaker 6: my outfit? Is this bad? And people were like, you
- 6:42Speaker 6: look like.
- 6:42Speaker 1: A disco ball. Oh, wow. He looked like a TV dinner.
- 6:45Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:47Speaker 1: Only Prince can get away with this. How do you
- 6:48Speaker 1: handle a hungry man? How do you handle a man handler?
- 6:55Speaker 6: Maybe he's just a fly, unique, kind of, you know,
- 6:57Speaker 6: I don't know, eclectic guy.
- 6:59Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, that doesn't, that doesn't, that doesn't.
- 7:02Speaker 6: But my thing is, why did you send a picture
- 7:05Speaker 6: of your outfit in the first place?
- 7:06Speaker 1: What kind of date is this? He liked it.
- 7:08Speaker 6: Yeah, baby, look what you're getting ready to get. You're
- 7:10Speaker 6: getting ready to get all this right here, sparkled up
- 7:12Speaker 6: just for you.
- 7:14Speaker 1: He's a background singer in Vegas.
- 7:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:16Speaker 2: Liberace, did he play a piano? I don't know if
- 7:20Speaker 2: it was a secret. I think it's all together.
- 7:22Speaker 6: I think it was Liberace. He was like, I probably
- 7:24Speaker 6: dodged a bullet anyway. When you look at my outfit,
- 7:27Speaker 6: my outfit is fly. When you look at the pants,
- 7:29Speaker 6: and it is a little shiny.
- 7:30Speaker 4: I'm not going to lie.
- 7:31Speaker 1: And then he got white socks on. Come on, man.
- 7:33Speaker 6: I mean, you know, that might be his get down.
- 7:35Speaker 6: It wasn't hers because she canceled on him, and he
- 7:37Speaker 6: was pissed. He was like, I was ready.
- 7:40Speaker 1: I wanted them tigers from Siegfried and Roy to attack you.
- 7:42Speaker 3: That's what's trending.
- 7:48Speaker 1: That's going to do it for us, ladies and gentlemen.
- 7:49Speaker 1: It's the D.L.
- 7:49Speaker 2: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Remember that if you were
- 7:52Speaker 2: going to be in Atlanta this Friday, I'll be at
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- 8:00Speaker 2: going to be at the Closed Auditorium in Indianapolis. So
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- 8:11Speaker 2: in Indianapolis. So skip my man Cheatham. What did you
- 8:15Speaker 2: learn today, baby boy?
- 8:16Speaker 4: You know, I just want to say thanks. I had
- 8:17Speaker 4: a chance to, once again, this is like the third
- 8:19Speaker 4: year in a row I had to host the Living
- 8:21Speaker 4: Legends Award, and it was in Atlanta this year, so
- 8:23Speaker 4: I had a good time out there, man. I got
- 8:25Speaker 4: a chance to see a lot of people, a lot
- 8:27Speaker 4: of industry people out there, and we had just a
- 8:29Speaker 4: great time, man. So appreciate it.
- 8:31Speaker 1: Did you eat well? No, I was working. I didn't eat.
- 8:35Speaker 1: I didn't eat.
- 8:36Speaker 4: They all sit down at the burger. I promise you,
- 8:38Speaker 4: I didn't eat. Even last year, I didn't eat.
- 8:40Speaker 1: I know your food-loving ass ate something. I know you
- 8:43Speaker 1: ate something. Not during that time. Nope. A burger? Nothing?
- 8:46Speaker 1: I did not eat anything. It was all sir day.
- 8:49Speaker 4: I got to shuck and jive on the stage while
- 8:52Speaker 4: they're eating.
- 8:53Speaker 1: Well, listen here, Darkie. I don't believe you one minute.
- 8:56Speaker 1: I swear to God, I don't. I don't believe one thing.
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