A Tiny Space Between an Ablution and Electrocution

That's Absurd Please Elaborate · Feb 5, 2026 · 1h 13m

Both Julian and Trace did ‘a journalism’ this week! First, Julian learns that electricity is NOT magic (but will kill you) by calling a relative who makes lightning in a lab. Then, TracecalledaprofessorfromUCLAtoseehowmuchspacethatwouldsave.

Turnsoutnotthatmuch. AlsoitmakesEVERYTHINGsomuchhardertoread.

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Trace really loves it. Julian is jealous. Kyle is … well, he’s Kyle.

QUESTIONS

Julian: "How much water does it take NOT to get electrocuted?" from Steven

Trace: "How much paper would we save if we got rid of…