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2117 - Age Inappropriate (s1e6) "Enough is Enough" with Keisha · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody. Welcome to Pink Shade. It is Monday. And,
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: you know, Lord knows we got three weeks until Mugshot
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  Speaker 1: Monday returns. We can make it, Keisha. We can make it.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what? It actually looks like this is
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  Speaker 2: going to be a pretty good season, even though it's
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  Speaker 2: going to be like the relationship rehab.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It looks pretty good. At first I was like, oh boy,
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  Speaker 2: they're just thinking of shit. But it actually, sorry, I
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  Speaker 2: have dog hair, so where on my face I can
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  Speaker 2: feel it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's hilarious. I'm excited about it because I also
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  Speaker 1: think that it's a new thing for WeTV. You know,
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  Speaker 1: they try to do that. The people go into prison
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  Speaker 1: and visit. thing and that just did not work and
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  Speaker 1: we had no that wasn't that was that even a
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  Speaker 1: waste what show was that where the people went into
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  Speaker 1: the prison had to live with them for two days
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  Speaker 1: and had that sassy psychiatrist and then we gave up
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  Speaker 1: on it they canceled it remember it was the person
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  Speaker 1: would be in prison and then like the dad would
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  Speaker 1: go and live with him in prison for a day
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  Speaker 1: i thought that was 60 days in uh-uh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh i know what you're talking about Yeah, they had
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  Speaker 2: the black doctor with the sassy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's
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  Speaker 2: on a lot of stuff. What show was that?
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember the name of it. Because remember, we
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  Speaker 1: were like, we're covering it, but we want to kill ourselves.
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  Speaker 1: We just cannot believe we're doing it. And then they
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  Speaker 1: canceled it. Or they were like, we're going to put
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  Speaker 1: the last three episodes on at 2 a.m. on a Wednesday.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. We were like, well, then forget it.
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  Speaker 2: And we were like scrambling, like, well, what are we? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I cannot remember. Someone offered me a million dollars right now.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember it.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't remember the name of it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember it either. So it's not going to
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  Speaker 1: be like that. It's going to be good.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be good. Fingers crossed. Yeah, I'm excited.
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  Speaker 1: That's in three weeks, guys. But we've got, this is
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  Speaker 1: episode six, and we've got two more to go after this. Two? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: eight total. So, you know, in addition to Kent commenting,
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  Speaker 1: we did get Brooke and Kai commented this week. So
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  Speaker 1: we don't know if it was Brooke or Kai because
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  Speaker 1: the YouTube is Brooke and Kai together. Of course it
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  Speaker 1: fucking is, because they share a brain. Not a very
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  Speaker 1: big brain. They thought we were funny, and they appreciated
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  Speaker 1: our comments on their couch that we liked. We're concerned
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  Speaker 1: about what fluids might be on the couch, but it's
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  Speaker 1: a lovely yellow couch.
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  Speaker 2: I think there should just be a sign on the
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  Speaker 2: couch that says, don't sit here. Right, right. And it
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  Speaker 2: could be for numerous reasons, like we just got it cleaned,
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  Speaker 2: or it's brand new, or it's going to be in
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  Speaker 2: a porn later on. Like, whatever the reason, just put
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  Speaker 2: a sign that says, Don't sit here.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be in a porn later on. Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 1: let's get started. We've got Age Inappropriate, Season 1, Episode 6,
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  Speaker 1: Enough is Enough. If you're watching on video, yes, I
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  Speaker 1: am in my third location for three days. Friday or Thursday,
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  Speaker 1: I recorded in my sister's den. And then yesterday, I
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  Speaker 1: recorded with Kimberly at my sister's house up at Ole
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  Speaker 1: Miss in a guest room there. And today, I'm recording
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  Speaker 1: this in the guest room here in Jackson, Mississippi. So
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  Speaker 1: I am.
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  Speaker 2: She's got a warrant out for arrest. She's on the run.
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  Speaker 2: Don't let her fool you. She's on the run.
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  Speaker 1: This is a safe house. Right?
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  Speaker 2: She'll be at my house next week. Like, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: then she'll be at Kimberly's. Like, everyone. She's going to
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  Speaker 2: be recording. I'm going to be like, how much is
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  Speaker 2: the reward money?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I am propped up. I got a
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  Speaker 1: barstool from the kitchen. And I've got... Sitting on the
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  Speaker 1: edge of a dresser. It is.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: It's not good.
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  Speaker 2: We do what we gotta do.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, you do what you gotta do. You record in
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  Speaker 1: hotel rooms. You make a pillow fort.
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  Speaker 2: With a pillow. Yeah. You just keep on moving. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get started. So, this is season one, episode six.
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  Speaker 1: Probably season one and only. Age inappropriate. Enough is enough.
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  Speaker 1: And we're going to start with Vic and Caroline. So,
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  Speaker 1: he says... By the way, either he never changes clothes
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  Speaker 1: or he only has one outfit.
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  Speaker 2: Just a closet full. Each week, he just looks a
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  Speaker 2: little less clean. But when you have a coke habit,
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  Speaker 2: you always kind of look sweaty and dirty anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Allegedly.
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  Speaker 2: Allegedly.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know that.
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  Speaker 2: No, we don't. That's how he looks.
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  Speaker 1: That's how he acts.
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  Speaker 2: He's got that look about him.
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  Speaker 1: So he says he hasn't seen Caroline all day. And
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  Speaker 1: the last time he saw her, she was acting like
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  Speaker 1: a demon. So she walks in the apartment and it's like,
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  Speaker 1: he's like, Hey, where were you?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 1: And she's like, forget it. She won't talk to him.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, if anybody should be mad, it should be me.
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  Speaker 1: Of course. And she goes, I can't take it anymore. Um,
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  Speaker 1: this is why you're single at 50 is you. When
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  Speaker 1: she says that she acts like he's never been married,
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  Speaker 1: but we know he was.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know if that's supposed to be a
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  Speaker 2: secret to us.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Or, or I mean, either way. Yeah. Technically he still
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  Speaker 2: is single. Right. At 50. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So she says, it's embarrassing. You're cheating on me
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  Speaker 1: in your loser bar. That was a dig.
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  Speaker 2: That was shady right there. She got him good. I'm
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  Speaker 2: surprised he didn't actually say, stop filming. Stop. Stop. He's
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  Speaker 2: not a loser. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And he goes, a lot of girls would like to
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  Speaker 1: date a guy that's got like a fun bar that
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  Speaker 1: he owns to hang out in. She goes, oh, yeah, Vic,
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  Speaker 1: I'm living the dream.
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  Speaker 2: All those people were his friends that were in that
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  Speaker 2: at that bar that night.
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  Speaker 1: I know. He's probably in there. Drinks are all free.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: So he says, she goes, I'm living the dream. He says,
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  Speaker 1: you have a sadistic obsession with me talking to any
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  Speaker 1: other female. And she goes, you should be grateful. I've
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  Speaker 1: given you so many chances, but you're not. You just
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  Speaker 1: push me away. I'm done. So he's like, oh, oh, unbelievable. Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, and I hate when people do this. They
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  Speaker 1: bring in other people. No one in my bar ever
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  Speaker 1: wants to deal with you again after the way you behaved.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that, as drunk as they were, I
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  Speaker 2: doubt they even remember that it happened.
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  Speaker 1: I think all the girls in there were saying, maybe
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  Speaker 1: you should go home, actually.
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  Speaker 2: They were, and I'm actually surprised that he noticed that
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  Speaker 2: she was gone all day.
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  Speaker 1: Right, because he's probably asleep.
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  Speaker 2: I figured he'd be asleep.
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  Speaker 1: When does he sleep?
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  Speaker 2: Fucking vampire.
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  Speaker 1: So she goes, oh, they were upset about my behavior,
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  Speaker 1: my behavior. And so I'm talking to him. She goes,
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  Speaker 1: I know he's cheating. He's always talking to this girl
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  Speaker 1: or that girl. And I feel like he's already looking
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  Speaker 1: for my replacement. It's a good point.
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  Speaker 2: I don't feel like he's actually cheating. I think he
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  Speaker 2: wish he could cheat, but no one else is going
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  Speaker 2: to put up with this shit. Plus, I don't think
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  Speaker 2: he has any money. I think, I think he wants
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  Speaker 2: it to look like he's got all these women and
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  Speaker 2: But no one's letting him take them home.
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  Speaker 1: No, he's not.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think he's cheating. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, oh, and by the way, I don't flirt
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  Speaker 1: with women. They flirt with me. And she goes, okay. Okay, great.
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  Speaker 1: So she walks out with a love after lockup style suitcase,
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  Speaker 1: a trash bag. And he goes, Caroline, I'm not fucking
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  Speaker 1: cheating on you. You're going to put us in financial
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  Speaker 1: ruin if you leave me. She turns around and she goes,
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  Speaker 1: I think because they're supposed to be working on the
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  Speaker 1: apartments together. That means he'll have to hire a designer.
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  Speaker 2: So he wants free labor.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And she goes, what? She says, I make more
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  Speaker 1: money than you. And he just looks at her. She goes,
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  Speaker 1: I do. That's true.
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm sure his money is not consistent.
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  Speaker 1: No. Yeah. And he goes, well, with me, you've gotten
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  Speaker 1: to travel the world. We've been to Italy and Japan.
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  Speaker 1: And she goes, yeah. And yet somehow my life would
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  Speaker 1: still be better without you. You're cheating on me and
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  Speaker 1: you're drunk every night. And he says, you should go.
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  Speaker 1: And she's like, bye. She speeds off with her trash.
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to see what kind of car that was.
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  Speaker 2: She was driving. But didn't it look like a Mercedes?
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  Speaker 1: It looks nice. It looks like a Mercedes.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like a really nice car.
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  Speaker 1: Or like an Audi, maybe.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, hopefully she pays her own car note. She doesn't
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  Speaker 2: have to worry about him.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no, because he said, who do you think pays
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  Speaker 1: for these cars? You know?
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  Speaker 2: I'd be like, can I still keep the car, though?
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  Speaker 2: Can I stay on your insurance even if I leave?
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  Speaker 2: At least for a year. Like, let me get my
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  Speaker 2: life together.
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  Speaker 1: She probably has to be on her insurance. She's got, like,
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  Speaker 1: a corporate job. That's true.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder what she does. I don't... Here's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think she's stupid.
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  Speaker 1: I don't either.
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  Speaker 2: Like, academically.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't either.
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  Speaker 2: She's just stupid in life. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She's so young. She's so young. That is true, too. So, um...
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  Speaker 1: Caroline goes and meets with her sister, Megan, and they
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  Speaker 1: make small talk about Megan's now a doctor. She's been
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  Speaker 1: in school for 10 years. And how was the drive
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  Speaker 1: up from Philly? Blah, blah, blah. And then she says,
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: do you think Lucas, your boyfriend, will ever propose? And
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  Speaker 1: she's like, we looked at rings, but I mean, we're
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  Speaker 1: in no hurry about it. They looked at rings. So
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  Speaker 1: Megan goes, so what about your winter boyfriend? He's so amazing, Vic.
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  Speaker 1: And she goes, yeah, we fight a lot. And I
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  Speaker 1: moved out. She was like, what? When did that happen?
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  Speaker 1: She was the other night. She was, you know, he
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  Speaker 1: was at the bar like he always is talking to
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  Speaker 1: a girl. Then he posted a photo on his story
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  Speaker 1: of him and this girl. And I went into the
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  Speaker 1: bar like I was very, very upset. And Megan goes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not surprised. He's like a big kid that owns
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  Speaker 1: a bar.
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  Speaker 2: It is literally like being a crackhead and a crack
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  Speaker 2: dealer at the same time it just it cannot work
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  Speaker 2: it just it just doesn't work at all she could
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  Speaker 2: do so much better that man is on his way
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  Speaker 2: to get a AARP mail every Thursday yeah he's 50
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  Speaker 2: and that's when it starts he's 50.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah um and Megan goes um and Caroline goes yeah
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  Speaker 1: like I don't see any sense of commitment from him
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  Speaker 1: like he won't even get us a dog you should don't.
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  Speaker 1: Just go get a dog and be like, we have
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  Speaker 1: a dog now.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think she can raise a dog. He cuts
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  Speaker 2: her food for her. She doesn't need a dog either.
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  Speaker 1: Forgot about the food cutting.
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I have to chop the turkey for my dogs.
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  Speaker 2: What am I supposed to do? Wait for Vic to
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  Speaker 2: get home every night and tell him, can you cut
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  Speaker 2: my food and the dog's food while you're at it?
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: Scoop the dog food.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And so the talking head, Megan, goes, I think Caroline
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  Speaker 1: thinks he's going to change. When he's demonstrated time and
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  Speaker 1: time again, he is not. So the talking head, Caroline, says,
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  Speaker 1: I'm torn because there's a part of me that wants
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  Speaker 1: to leave Vic. And I know my life would be
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  Speaker 1: better without him. But we have this history, and he's
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  Speaker 1: my first real boyfriend and my first real love. And
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  Speaker 1: maybe I don't know what love is supposed to look like.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're 23.
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  Speaker 1: She's 24. 24. But this is her first ever real boyfriend? Girl,
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  Speaker 1: this is not where to start. Don't start with a 50-year-old.
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  Speaker 1: Come on now.
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  Speaker 2: I would love to know how they met one another.
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  Speaker 1: On an app.
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  Speaker 2: Online.
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  Speaker 1: Online, an app, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So she actually saw a picture of him and said,
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  Speaker 2: pick that one.
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: Yes. Yes. All right, y'all. We're headed into the fall
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  Speaker 1: and it's time to flip your closet around and get
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: rid of those summer things and start loading in those
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: fall items. Y'all, I have so much travel coming up
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: in the fall and the thing that I reach for
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  Speaker 1: in my closet every time I'm traveling is my Quince
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  Speaker 1: flow knit pullover and the Quince flow knit wide leg pants.
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  Speaker 1: It's an easy travel outfit and I also just got
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  Speaker 1: a gorgeous woven leather travel bag, perfect for my laptop,
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: and it looks very fancy and expensive. So, you know, Quince,
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  Speaker 1: use the premium materials like Mongolia cashmere, organic cotton, washable silk.
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  Speaker 1: The designs are timeless, thoughtfully crafted, and made to be
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  Speaker 1: worn again and again and again, like my flow knit pants, okay?
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  Speaker 1: They're 100% Mongolian cashmere sweaters. Start at just $ 50. And
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: those cashmere cardigans are great for fall when it starts
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: to get a bit chilly at night. They also make
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: great holiday gifts. Okay, I got one for my mom
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: last year. Quince has premium stretch denim that I also love.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: They have those leather bags like I told you. They
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: have footwear. They have beautiful 14-karat gold jewelry. My gosh,
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: they have everything. And something else you don't want to
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: sleep on from Quince is the luggage. Their luggage is
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: identical to the other pieces of luggage that I have
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: that were two times the price. And my leather travel
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: bag looks cute right on top of my new Quince suitcase.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: Everything at Quince is priced 50 to 80% less than
• 12:43
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• 12:47
  Speaker 1: out the middleman so you're paying for quality, not markup.
• 12:50
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  Speaker 1: That's q-u-i-n-c-e dot com slash pinkshade. So, um... Megan says,
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  Speaker 1: what is appealing about being with somebody older? And Caroline goes,
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: you know, it's the stability of it. And, you know,
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: when I'm with him, I don't have to think as much. Like,
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  Speaker 1: for example, at the airport, he already knows what to do.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. I can't say anything because it is a little
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: known fact that when I'm with a certain someone, I
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: only use half my brain.
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  Speaker 1: It's a highly known fact. It's not a little known fact.
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  Speaker 2: And at the airport, if someone told me right now,
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: go in the airport right by yourself and do all
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  Speaker 2: the check-ins, James would have had to send me a
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: step-by-step list. Because I just started looking around and I
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: felt her in this moment. Only this moment.
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  Speaker 1: Did I feel her.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Next month.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I am flying to Italy by myself.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: I know you are. So this is what I told James.
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  Speaker 2: I said, so our next flight, when we get to
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  Speaker 2: the airport, Let me lead. We will need to get
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  Speaker 2: there six hours early. Cause I'm going to mess up,
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: mess it up a few times, but let me take
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  Speaker 2: the lead and I'm going to direct everything. So I
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: can just get used to it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So I won't see you in New York cause
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: you're not going to make it there.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: Knock on wood right now before something happens. Thank you.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: Okay. Um, And so Megan goes, which she says all
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: that about the airport and stuff. Megan goes, I would
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  Speaker 1: advise you to continue to think independently. Yes. And also
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  Speaker 1: you do know what to do at an airport. And
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Megan says, you know, Caroline is just lacking confidence to
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  Speaker 1: leave him. And I worry she's going to lose this
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  Speaker 1: chunk of her life and she's going to live with regrets. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's what's happening.
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  Speaker 2: She's going to get this man all her 20s. Yes.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: That's unfortunate.
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  Speaker 1: And so Caroline says... things were pretty good with us
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  Speaker 1: before the bar opened and I want him to come
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  Speaker 1: to me and apologize. And then maybe I'll move back in.
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  Speaker 2: And I won't, you never moved all the way out.
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  Speaker 1: You took one.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like you're still there. You just, you're having a,
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: you're visiting your parents right now. You have not moved out.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: And she says, but you know, if he doesn't give
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: me a commitment, then I'm going to go with the
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: rest of my stuff and I'm really going to move out.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Alrighty.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: So Megan goes, here's the bottom line. You can do
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: a whole lot better. And he gives you no commitment.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: He only gives you stress.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, she actually could date someone from, like, Love
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: After Lockup and be better off.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: I know. I know.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: That's sad to say, but it's true.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Okay. Tynesha and Dr. Eric.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: So, Tynesha is at her mom's house, which has a
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: sign out front that says, This house is protected by
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Fuck Around and Find Out.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: I believe it. They are in Louisiana.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: And she's gone to the grocery store and she's telling
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: her mom on a FaceTime, she's going to make quesadillas
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: for dinner. And then she hangs up and has like,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have to Google how to make quesadillas.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: I have no idea how.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: You get the tortilla.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: With maybe some butter or oil.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Maybe some, yeah. You put a cheese on there. You
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: put a meat on there. Then you could put some onions,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: some cilantro. You don't even have to get that fancy.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: And you just put the top on there and you
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: cut the shit. That's it.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: It's easy. Yeah.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Now I see what Dr. Eric is talking about. Yeah.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: So her friend Courtney with a K comes over and
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: she's asking her, like, what's going on? And she goes, no,
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, like, I haven't been back. I haven't seen him.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Courtney goes, how can your husband put you out when
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: you have all these houses? And she's like, Tanisha, you, she,
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: they keep calling it making groceries, which I guess is
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: get groceries and make food. She was Tanisha making groceries.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: This is not for you. This is not, this is
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: not meant for you. I was like, y'all are enabling her.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: No, I, she needs to stop taking advice from this
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: one friend because every time this friend is in a
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: scene and gives her advice, she gets left. Something bad happens.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: It just gets worse.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Um, so Tanisha tells Courtney, she goes, um, He told
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: me he did not want me at the house and
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: that we need to be separated. And she goes, well,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: what did he say about the will? She goes, she,
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: he didn't read it, but he said he did read it.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: When he came in, he said, I read this, but
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: we need to separate. We did.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. I don't think he really read it though.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't either. And she says he did
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: not read the will and I have not spoken to him.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: And Tanisha says, you know, he really changed once I
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: brought up the will. No, he already couldn't stand you
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: and was saying on camera that you did nothing to
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: help with the other house. You have one job and
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: you couldn't do it.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: And she's boring.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: And she's boring.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: She's no fun. Like if I were that age and
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: had an old man, I'd just be twerking around the
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: house and everything. Just like wear skimpy outfits. I'm getting
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: me a Mercedes today. Like just make him laugh. But
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: she can't even do that. Like this is an epic
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: fail of being a sugar baby.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: She's the worst sugar baby of all time.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, she is.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: So Courtney goes, all right, girl. So do you have
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: a prenup? And she's like, no. And Courtney goes, did
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: he have prenups with the other wives? And she goes, no.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: She goes, well, what did they get? She goes, they
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: all walked away with zero. And she goes, what is
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: he doing to these women? Like, what are you talking about?
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: And Courtney goes, you need to speak to an attorney.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: So how did he marry all these women? And some
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: of them had kids. He walked away with zero.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's not alimony in the state of Louisiana.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: the most he would have had paid was like child support.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Right. But, but don't you, after a certain time you
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: have to, somebody has to stay in the life that
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: they're accustomed to.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I'm sure that's exactly when he cuts them off. Like
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: he's trying to do with her. Right.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: When he hits like the certain year number.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Like Tom Cruise did to Katie Holmes.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Um, so she says, um, Courtney goes, you need to
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: speak to an attorney like right away and find out
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: what your deal is. And the court, he says, do
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: you love this man? And she goes, I do. I
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: love him enough to work it out. And I've put
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: five years in. And Courtney goes, I hate to say
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: the obvious, but he is way older than you. And
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: anytime he could be out of here. So you need
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: to talk to a lawyer.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Well, she's that's right. But he's got those good genes.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: because his mom lived to be 105 like she was
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: like damn near 100 years old and he seems to
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: be doing okay he's still going.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: To work every day goes to work every day and
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: is out there actively looking for women yeah so Now, Dr.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Eric is going to lunch with his friend, Dr. Salika.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: I think she said her name was Salika Sweet, which
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: is kind of a great name. But anyway, on screen,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: they're calling her Dr. Salika. She is an ER doctor.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: They were in med school together. They've been friends since 1988.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: And she's selling him, you know, as she's older, she
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: really likes her schedule. She works just three days. It's
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: really great. And she says, how does Tanisha feel about
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: your schedule? And he goes, she wants me to retire tomorrow.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: And Sleeky goes, that's great. I mean, she wants to
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: be with you.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she wants bedtime. Yeah.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: And he goes, no. It's because when she's with me,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: everything gets paid for. Well, what? Huh? I loved that
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: this older woman was like.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: She was on his ass.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: She was like, okay, you marry a younger woman. This
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: is what you get.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: And she says, well, it's not all about money. And
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: he goes, well, there's a big money discrepancy. There's an income. Well,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: there's only one income.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Well, you're a doctor.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: There's a discrepancy between us. And Dr. Slinka goes, well,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be about money. She has other
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: things to offer and you have a big income, but
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: you're not with someone who's a physician. So that's not
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: fair to her. She's not going to have that income. Yeah.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: She could be like the greatest school teacher and she's
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: still not going to make nearly as much as he makes. Right.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: And he goes, well, I don't agree. I don't agree
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: with you. And then he's like looking at the waitress,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: like she's pretty.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Someone else who makes way less money than you.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: That you would have power over. Yeah. And she goes,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: do you want to be married? And he goes, I
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: don't know. You know, right now we're separated. You know, Tanisha,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: she is just not responsible. And Salika goes, she could
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: have married an NBA player, but she chose you. And
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: he goes, mm-hmm, and I chose her too. And she says, Eric,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: you are 74 years old. And she goes, Tynesha, she's
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: going to get old, too. When you're dead, she'll be old.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. When she's your age, you would have been long
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: gone by then.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: 50 years dead, he'll be.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: So he goes, yeah, she asked me about a will.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: And she goes, okay, good. And he goes, I told her, no,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: she can't be in my will.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Who wouldn't want to take care of their wife?
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Him. And outside, Salika says, As far as the age gap,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I don't agree with a young lady being with an
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: older man. A young lady being with an older man.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: But if you are going to be with one, you
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: should be provided some security.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Thank God. I was afraid that she was going to
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: be Team Eric. And let me just say this. I
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: am so tired of him and that civil rights activist
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: part in his head. Like, it just really bothers me.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: It bothers me because he thinks he looks the way
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: that he probably did when he was a lot younger.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: He just doesn't.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: I just would like to see pictures when he was
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: a lot younger. Because I don't think he's a good
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: looking man. And I don't think his face shows that
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: he was a good looking man when he was younger.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think he's like light skin. He's
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: got the nice hair. I think he probably did very
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: well in New Orleans.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Okay. Or Tijuana.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Tijuana. Or Japan or any of the other places he
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: goes to look for, find younger women.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So, um, and Salika says, you know, these are
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: the formative years of her life and she's just wasting
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: them unless she gets something out of it. And I
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: was like, okay, Salika. Yeah. So Salika says to him, okay,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: if we walk out of here today, we get hit
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: by a truck. What will she get? Where will she live?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: And he goes, I don't know. Guess you're gonna have
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: to go live with her mother.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I hate him.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: And Salika goes, she is married to you. And if
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: she felt she was getting something back and forth, the
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: marriage would be better. And he's just, like, staring off
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: at another woman at another table.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: At another woman. Yeah. Another woman who's not near his age,
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: mind you.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: No, just a young, you know, 30-year-old at another table.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: And she says, Eric, I love you. You're my friend.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: But you've got to stop. Like, there are certain things
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: that it gets to be inappropriate, right? And because he's
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: like looking at these women while he's trying to have
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: a conversation with her. It's gross.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not listening at all. He said things with
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: his dick and I'm just like, does it even really work?
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: She said it didn't. She said it didn't work. So
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: why is he so horny?
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: It has to be a mental thing.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: A mental thing. I think it's a power thing. I
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: think it's a power thing.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: And he goes, well, I'm a man. I'm going to look.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: And she says, would you cheat on Tanisha? And he goes, uh, well, no.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I would not cheat on her. Let's leave it like that.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he would just leave her for another woman.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: He would just kick her out. Yeah. So Dr. Saliga says,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: why did you even marry her? And he says, well,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I thought we had a good relationship. And, you know,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I have a firm belief that the things you did
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: to get someone are the things you have to do
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: to keep them. So he says she gave him a
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: blowjob every day and now she's not.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Well, it's kind of hard to give a blowjob to
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: a limp dick. I mean, if it's not working, she
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: can't do it.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: And then, you know, he's saying, I have a firm
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: belief that things you did, things you have to keep them.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: So is he saying, like, when we were together, she
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: was very active in doing things and helping with the house,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: and now she's not?
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Well, she was helping with the mother.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: She was literally taking care of your 100-year-old mother, changing
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: her diapers and feeding her. Mm-mm.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: No. No.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: So the talking head, he says, you know, it's tough
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: because we did have a good relationship at one time.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: And I'm really not ready to shut that door. OK,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: they'll stay together. All right.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I see them on TikTok. They're fine.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: So a 74 year old man does not need to
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: be on TikTok.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Well, it's mostly her and then she he's in the background.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: I even think I saw where he. You know, they
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: talked about his obsession with JFK. She was the one
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: who really had the obsession with JFK. And then he
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: got into it. I'm like, okay, they're playing us for pickles.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: To be on TV.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: These shows. Yeah. So now we go with Drew and Janet.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: And before we started, you and I were saying, I don't,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I think this is it. I don't think we'll see
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: him again.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No. What else is there? I don't want to
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: see their trip to Palm beach.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: So Drew's at the gym. Did you know his hair
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: was so long?
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't know his hair was so long.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Well, because a lot of it was covered up by
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: the cupcakes and the muffins in his arms, just like
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: he's so big.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Muffins in his arms. And he's meeting up with his buds,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Zeus and BJ. I do not know which is Zeus
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: and which is BJ. I'm just going to call him
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: guy number one and guy number two.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: And they kind of look alike, too.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He says Zeus and BJ are like his brothers.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: So they're working out and he's telling them, Janet is
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: still not talking to me. It has been weeks. Now,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I don't believe that.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I don't think so either.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: And he goes, yeah, I've been sleeping on the couch.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I do not believe this giant man has been sleeping
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: on a couch in that house that definitely has more
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: than one bedroom. No. And he goes, yeah, you know,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: she acts like I'm that guy that I was in
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: my past, but I'm not that guy anymore. And guy
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: number one says, look, that was a big event. And
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: you could tell that lady was attracted to you. She
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: was talking to you and touching you. You should have
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: walked away.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: And it's just true.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: When we see the clip, she was like, ooh, you've
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: been working out. Let me see your muscles, you know?
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was not flirting with her either.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: But he could have been like, oh, I got to
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: see somebody. I got to walk over there. Yeah.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: She seems like the type she would have followed.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Well, let's go.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: I'll go with you. Yeah. Yeah.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: So he says that one of those ladies was attracted
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: to you and you should have walked away. And so
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: the other guy goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. But sleeping on
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: the couch, man, you've got to get control of that situation.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: It's your house. Is it his house?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: With other rooms.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: But it may not even be her house.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: We don't know.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: We don't know.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Airbnb. So then the first guy goes, you know what?
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: She is hurt and forgiveness does not erase pain, which
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: is a great point. He goes, we all know how
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: much you love her, but you got to be careful
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: with how you move, especially with her being a well-known
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: person in the city.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, now wait a minute.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Now we don't know about that.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: She's not Portia Williams.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Walking around Atlanta, okay? She's not NeNe Leakes.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: No, she's not. She's not Elton John. No, none of that,
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: none of that.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: So Drew says, yeah, you know, like, sometimes the whole
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: trophy husband thing, I mean, it doesn't really bother me,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: but I think sometimes it really bothers her. And so
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: that makes her worried that people think he's, that makes
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: her worried that people think I'm not stepping up. Like,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: she's worried more about the image. And the guy number
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: one goes, but wait, though, you didn't speak at her
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: event today.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Apparently speaking at events is a huge thing.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Because production told me she was mad about that. So
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I'm bringing that up in our gym conversation. Because I'm
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: sure any dude would have noticed that.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: And you know, if you know that it bothers her
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: that you're labeled as arm candy or a trophy husband,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: this event was the time to step up. And you
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: should have given the best speech of the night. Now,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: if you love her enough, you better do what you
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: need to do. the guy number two goes yeah you
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: got to take care of your diamond.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Okay i mean they did give him good solid advice
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: they did They did. I feel like they may have
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: read like a book the night before on how to
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: give your guy friend with big muscles advice.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Production told him exactly what to say.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But they did a pretty good job of doing it, though.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: So this is the second scene where the friend is
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: giving very good, solid advice.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: But guy number two that says you got to take
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: care of your diamond. I was like, what show did
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: we just watch where somebody always called somebody a diamond?
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Was it Love is Blind UK?
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Somebody on there always said she's a diamond. Yes, it was.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, I can't remember which couple. Was it Jack? No.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Was it Jack? No, it was Jordan and the girl
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: with the vitiligo.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: That's right. That's right.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Her name is something that will come to me in
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: a minute. Yasmin. Yasmin. And he would always say, she's
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: a diamond. She needs to be true.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: He don't like diamonds.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Apparently he's looking, he's looking for a staff.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: He likes rubies.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Okay. So now we see Janet come home to this house.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: It might be an Airbnb. She's in a very ill-fitting top.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: For the second week in a row. Remember last week,
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: her titty was out.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Last week, the top of the boob was out this week.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: It was. Yeah.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: All under boob, which is not an attractive spot for
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: a lady over 50, I gotta say.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: She's in Atlanta, right?
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Isn't Molly Hopkins in Atlanta too? She needs to go
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: to Libby Ray's and get bra fitting. She even does
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: them on a Zoom call. Jenna, you need some help
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: with the titties. Come on now.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: But she's just strapping them into a dress like Elise
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: from 90 Day Fiance where she's just putting the two
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: pieces of fabric across and but they're sagging and it's
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: not good it's not good either way she works in
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: the club i know she's got to look a certain
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: way right so um she gets home and he is
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: in a once again skin tight silk shirt this one
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: is pink and he's in like wide leg linen pants
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: he's got balloons like that are coming up out of
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: the floor and like flowers it was all very.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Cheesy That would have pissed me off so bad if
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: I came home to that.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Like, now I got shit to clean up.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: I got to tell you, who? Do you think I'm
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: going to pop these balloons?
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Like, who's going to pop?
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: That would piss me off instantly. That would put me
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: in a very bad mood if I came home to that.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: But I know a lot of women love that kind
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: of shit.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: And flower petals. I'm like, that's a mess. That's a mess.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: So he says, I apologize for not giving the speech.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: And I'm sorry for getting into a situation where where
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: it looked like I could have been doing something wrong.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: And I love you more every day. I want us
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: to be that power couple. And she says, I love you,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: and you're my best friend, and I want to feel
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: loved back. He's like, yeah, I just love you more
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: and more every day, and I want to be a
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: power couple. And she says, I love you. You're my
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: best friend, and I just want to feel loved back.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: He says, I love you, and that's why I'm doing
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: all of this with the balloons and the mess you're
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: going to have to clean up. And he says, do
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: I have your forgiveness? And she says, yes, baby. And
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: he says, you know, I've been working on Magenta, which
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I guess is this clothing company, Magenta. I've been working
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: on Magenta. I've got a five-year plan so we can
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: retire you. And she's like, oh, my God. Here's what
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: he's done for his company, Keisha. He made a logo,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: and he started the LLC.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: This, again, sounds so much, it sounds like a kid
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: brought home a bad grade on their progress report. Mama,
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: I promise, Mama, you don't have to worry about it, Mama.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: You don't have to go to the school. Mama, here, look, look, Mama,
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: I just took a pop quiz. Look, Mama, I'm trying, Mama.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: I'm trying, Mama. You don't have to worry about it, Mama.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: It's okay.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: This just sounds so odd and weird to me. I
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: just don't get it. This does not sound like a
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: grown man talking to his wife. At all.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: For him to be like, yeah, I'm really making lots
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: of progress on my company. I got a logo.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Those are the easiest things you can do.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: And I got an LLC. Well, those two things take
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: one-third of an afternoon.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: If that.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: He goes, and I got some styles in mind. Just
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: in the mind, not on paper. And now I need
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: a manufacturer. I'm ready to go. Because that's the easy part.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: And mind you, he is talking about having a full
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: clothing line for men. I think that he should focus
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: on maybe a workout line for bodybuilders because who the
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: else fucking can fit the clothes that he's going to make?
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: No one.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I know. And I mean, you've got to think about
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: like somebody like Sheree Whitfield, She by Sheree, who had
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: a fashion, what did we say? A fashion show with
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: no fashions. How dreadful. It's, it's, It's hard. It's very
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: hard and expensive, too. Somebody like that with all the
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: resources in the world.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Couldn't do it.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: And an ex-NFL player husband.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Money and a platform.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Hit television show all the advertisement you could get.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: And could not get it together. Now, you think making
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: a logo and saying, I got styles in mind. I
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: just got to find a manufacturer. That's not how you
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: make a clothing line, sir.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: That's not even how you start anything.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: It's not even how you start a podcast.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: It's harder. No, you have to put in more work
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: than that. Maybe he should start a podcast about possibly
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: starting a men's clothing line.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Maybe he should listen to some podcasts about how to
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: start business.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Maybe he should design a shirt that says cardiac arrest
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: floating because that motherfucker doesn't do cardio. He is a
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: walking heart attack waiting to happen. Because can you imagine
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: all the food that he eats and he doesn't do
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: any cardio?
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Heart disease? Yes, yes. You're right. He just needs to
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: open a gym. Yes.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: She would never let him do that.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Too many women.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: It'd have to be a men-only weightlifting gym. So he goes,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: I got two tickets for us to go to your
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: favorite place, Palm Beach. She was like, I love West
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Palm Beach. Well, if you know on the Housewives, there's
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: a big discussion. Palm Beach and West Palm Beach, very different. Darling.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: And he spent her money to do it because we've
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: yet to hear about him having like a job.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Security, security. And so he goes, and we're leaving in
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: the morning. You're going to pack up, which I always
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: hate when they do that.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: That would piss me off.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: No, we're not leaving in the morning. I have a job.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: I've got a doctor's appointment. We're not leaving in the morning.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I got an Amazon order that I need
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: to make. Like, I need to go buy new panties
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: because every time I go somewhere, I buy new panties. Like,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: I can't. That would piss me off. Yeah.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Like, no. And they kiss and she says, thank you,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: my king. And then he's like, my queen. And then
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: power couple and all the double yucks. And then they
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: kick out the camera crew, Lalu style. All right.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Let's.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, we have two more couples. We've got JN
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: and Kent and Brooke and Kai are super fans.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: So.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Yes. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Jan and Kent, he says
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: that his mother-in-law left, and he felt he was in
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: the wrong by what he said, but he also felt misunderstood,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: and things are very bad, and he doesn't want to
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: keep hurting her. Now, we go back to this scene
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: at the dinner table where he says, who would you choose,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: your family or me? And she says, you are my family.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: And he says, is this love or just a transaction? Which,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: by the way, she could ask him the same question.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Right. Yeah.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: So he talks to Jan and says, I apologize for
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: putting you on the spot at dinner and asking you
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: that tough question on who you would choose. And I
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: really love you. I know that you've given me everything
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I want, but I'm not giving you everything you want. True. Okay.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: And he says, and I know that you came to
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: America to make our family here. And I just want
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: to show you that I appreciate that.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: So I'm talking to that. He says, I was so
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: goal oriented on becoming a dad after my son was
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: basically kidnapped.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Kidnapped.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: That I almost have forgotten JN's a human being. Okay. Kent. Gross.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Okay. So one of two things have happened here.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Kit has had a full-blown lobotomy, which I don't see
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: any scarring, so that didn't happen. Or that one thing
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: that she does once a month happened the night before.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Because this is a whole new man.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Right. He told us when he was writing on the
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: YouTube that he would never tell us what it is.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Well, that's fine. That's even better for us because that
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: leads it up to our imagination. We need to still
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: stick with pegging. That's until he tells us the truth.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm going to go with. I'm going to
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: start that rumor.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Okay. So he says, so you've asked to go to
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: the Philippines and that's a $ 30, 000 budget. And he goes,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: I said, no, because I don't trust you with money.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: And she says, right. You still assert that power on me.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Like I'm a child and not your wife. And he goes, yeah,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: I was focused on that number, but the real price
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: to pay would be if I lost you. And he says,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: so let's do it. We're going to go to the Philippines.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: And if 30K is the budget, fuck it. Let's do it.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Look at you, Ken. I hope you're not lying.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Me too. And I hope you're not just doing it
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: for the show. So in Talking Heads, she says, it
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: won't fix everything, but it's a good first step. And
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: he kind of has to like maybe let her get
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: a driving teacher and give her some freedom.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: She needs some freedom. Yeah, most definitely.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Take her to go to like a little my gym,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Mommy and Me, something she can meet some other fun moms.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Drop the kids off, meet people, exercise, get some endorphins,
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: because she's got to get all that pegging. You cannot
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: peg if you're in a bad mood. You need to
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: be happy if you're going to pay because someone could
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: get hurt.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Listen, let me tell you something about this show. It
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: did bring up the conversation of Peggy, which I then
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: had to explain to my husband what it was.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: So I was so, I don't know how I felt
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: by the fact that Dave did not know what Peggy was.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: No idea.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: You guys have a very boring sex life. I thought
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: mine was boring.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Nothing, nothing goes in anybody's butt in this house. So, um,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: God bless. Um, And the talking head, she says, won't
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: fix everything. It's a good first step. So she says,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: what I want to do is I want to go
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: first with the little kids, Rocky and Rosie. I wrote
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: this out, Rocky and Rosie, instead of Rock Queen and Rossi,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: because I was going to get so Rocky and Rosie.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: And then I, you can stay with race and let
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: him finish school. So he's only four.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I think that's great.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Perfect.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: I think this is a great idea. He knows she's
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: going to come back. He could have the responsibility of
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: taking care of a child on his own. And just
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: as she gets what she, this is the, I can't
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: even believe this is happening.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: I know. And by the way, that's two tickets. He
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: doesn't have to buy right away.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: He's loving that shit. Yeah. Yeah.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: So, and the baby, you don't have to buy a
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: ticket for anyway. And so he says, I feel like
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: an asshole, but while we're there in the Philippines, can
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: we make a plan to go away? Just the two
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: of us. And she goes, yes. He says, I'll let
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: you plan it. You know, find a resort or whatever.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: And she says, while I'm there, I want to do
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: a christening. And I want to walk around the streets
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: of Manila. And I want to actually feel like I
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: have the power. So, that's good. This is good. This is.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I hope it doesn't get fucked up. I know.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: We've seen clips of her in an airport and stuff. So,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I guess maybe next two weeks we're going to see that. Okay.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Good job, Kent.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Good job, Kent. Ten out of ten. Well... Nine out
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: of ten. Nine and a half.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: All right, Kai and Brooke. Today is the big day.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Her 20-year-old son, Zachary, is going to be moving in
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: with them. So the kid drives up and the way
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: they made it look, I was like, is this a
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: fancy car? But I think it's just an old Corvette, right?
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's not a Corvette, Camaro. Yeah, and
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: I think if you're into cars, you think this is
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: pretty fucking cool.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: It's like a Camaro that somebody we knew would drive
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: in high school, right?
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, and I would have totally been jealous of.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not me. I thought it was stupid. So in
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: the talking head, he sort of looks at the camera
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: and then looks off at the side and he goes, yeah,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I'm glad I'm going to move in. It's really great.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I really miss my mom. It's really great. Like he's
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: not looking at the camera when he's talking and he
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: was like, okay, he's looking everywhere at the camera.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: I wonder how long it's been since he's seen his
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: mom because it keeps saying that he didn't come to
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: the wedding. We haven't seen him since then.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think she's probably in touch with him, but
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: just not when Kai's around, right?
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: And is that her only child?
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: No, because she said she had a couple of kids,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: but it's like with, because she's had four or five husbands,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: different husbands, yeah.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: So, and he goes, yeah, and I walked in, and
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa, Kai is young, like legit, like he's young.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess he's seen him in pictures, but
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: he hasn't seen him in person to be like, wow.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't realize they had never met.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, never in person.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, oh, now you're going to live
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: with this person?
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: So he walks in and says to Kai, what's up, dude?
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: And Kai goes, yeah, heck yeah, bro. Dang, dude. Like, legit, bro. Like,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: you're moving in, brother. And Brooke goes, yeah, Kai, Zachary,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: he's such a cool kid. He, like, plays guitar and
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: he skateboards. And Kai goes, yeah, dude, we can tell
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: we have the same style. And I was like, LOL, because...
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Zachary is full like skater, angsty teenager.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: And Kai goes, yeah, yeah, I do kind of dress
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: like a dumb Jimmy Buffett. And then he laughs.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: He wants his fucking shirt back. Like his hair.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: And he goes, he goes, but like a dumb Jimmy Buffett,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: but like married to a milf. And then Kai goes,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: probably shouldn't have said that. Sorry, dude. Like, sorry, bro.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I said that about your mom. Sorry. And Zachary's like, yeah.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No kid at any age wants to think about
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: their mom having sex.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: No. And Talking Head Kai goes, fatherhood is hard.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, real hard. You're off to a rough, rough start.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just don't call her a milf. Now, did you
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: notice that while they're standing there kind of between the
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: kitchen and the living room, there's a piece of furniture
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: that I'm pointing to this desk that I'm sitting at.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: It looked like maybe like a dresser or a sideboard
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: under a mirror that you would have in your entrance hall.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: But it was covered in a pink. It was covered
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: in a pink quilt. Like not the kind you would
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: move furniture with, but almost. Like it was like, oh,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: we don't want anybody to bump into this piece of furniture.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: It was covered with a pink quilt. It was odd.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Look, Lord knows what was on that damn thing. Maybe
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: they were just covering up because they hadn't had time
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: to clean it.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: I wonder what it was. It was like their sex.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Swing or something. Yeah, can you all let us know
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: what was in that?
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: What was that piece of furniture covered with a pink quilt?
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Because we're going to feed the worst. We're just going
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: to make it some sort of.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Something sexual.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Sexual.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: So, baby. Hey, baby. Baby, we're having dinner. Okay, baby.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: You going to make dinner? Yeah, baby. So, Zachary is there.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: And she has put broccoli on his plate, as you do. Yes,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: for your child.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: You need to eat your broccoli. Yep.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: And tonight's the night they're going to have to tell
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: him about the business.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: That they don't have to tell him.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: She says she's very worried about telling him this and
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: letting him down. And then we see Zachary in his
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: room totally shredding on his guitar, bro.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, he is. Kai walks in and goes, hey, son,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: wash your hands. It's time for dinner. Your mother's worked
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: very hard all day on this dinner.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Kai's just trying too hard. He needs to go smoke
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: a joint. Like right now to like calm the fuck down. Like,
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: good God. It's not like this kid's going to beat
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: him up.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: He's so nervous. And he's like, fun police is here.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Time for dinner. Mom cut up your broccoli.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Extra broccoli.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: So they're sitting down. And so she's like, how's it going, Zachary?
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad you're here. You know, we missed you
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: at our wedding. And he goes, yeah, I saw pictures.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: It looked nice. And Kai goes, mom goes, you know, Zachary,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: he loves to play the harmonica. And he's like, no,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I don't. And he goes, you know, Zachary, he loves
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Van Halen and Corvettes. No, I don't, Mom. I like
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Poison and I like Camaros.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: It's just all the opposites.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Everything was the opposite.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Nothing was right. Yeah.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: But they discover they both like to skateboard. But Kai
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: says he likes Guitar Hero. And Zachary says, I like
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Rock Band. And this is just what two 14 year
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: olds would talk about.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: It really is. It's a dick slinging contest, which I
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: hate that I said that considering that Kai really does
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: sling his dick around that house. And that child doesn't
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: know yet.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes. And he goes, yeah, bro. Like
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I heard you shredding back there. Like you take lessons.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: And Zachary's like, no, you know, lessons are for P words.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I don't take lessons.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: So Brooke goes, okay, well, I bet you like the
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: same music. Everybody likes Green Day. Do you like Green Day? Yes,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: everybody likes Green Day. We can agree on Green Day.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Green Day, always bringing people together.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: That's right. And Brooke goes, so, Zachary, you know I'm
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: not working in ophthalmology anymore? And he goes, uh-huh. She goes,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: and so I'm working online, and I'm making three times
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: more than I was before, and it's way less stress.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: So he's like, oh, are you like an Amazon influencer?
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: And he goes, what are you doing? And she goes, well...
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: It's not something that like a mom would be proud of,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: but I'm an adult content creator. And he goes, you're what?
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: And she goes, but they're like totally tasteful pictures. And
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: he goes, they're not tasteful. What does that mean? She goes,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: not explicit. Like other people's are explicit. Like, you know,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: I really did it because we needed money and we
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: tried it and we've been like really successful. And Zachary goes,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: this is bad. He goes, we, he looks at Kai,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: he goes, you're helping my mom be a model online.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say a model, but.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, model is a stretch. And Kai just nods.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: And she goes, but, but Zachary, we only do things together.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: We don't meet up with other people. He's like, okay, done.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: She's not helping the cake. Look, there is no reason for,
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, other than doing the show, but there was
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: no reason for her to let him know, especially like,
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: not his first night.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: There explaining to him like we only fuck each other
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: on camera.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: He doesn't want to think he couldn't he could barely
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: stand when the man said milf oh now you want
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: to tell me about straight up fucking and people paying
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: for it.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: And so he goes okay that's great and he gets
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: up to leave the table and he walks completely out
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: the door to his car and drives off and leaves
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: and she's like i'll save your food baby i've cut
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: your broccoli.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Um Good God. I'm sure he's like, I hope you
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: cleaned your hands before you made dinner tonight.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Brooke goes, Kai! Oh my God, baby! That look on
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: his face, baby, it was terrible. I've never seen that.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: seen that like it's called the look of disgust he's
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: not okay i'm not okay well he didn't come to
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: your wedding so you.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Should yeah so now yeah exactly we're telling him any
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: of this he he could have never known And she.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Goes, um, she's trying to call him. She was baby.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: He's not answering. I knew I should have never told him.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: You're right. And the talking head Kai goes, yeah, everything
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: could just blow up with me and my new son,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: you know, right from that one conversation. It's over.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: This was bad and stupid at the same time.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I can't wait for the show to be over.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Next time on Jan is asking Kent, um, where are you?
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: But he seems to, they're FaceTiming. And it seems like
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: he's at their home in Hawaii. And he goes, we
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: had to get off the plane. And she's like, oh
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: my God, this is over. You know, whatever they say
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: at the end of every episode. We see Tynesha walking
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: up to Eric, who's at a restaurant sitting with some women.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: And she's like, hi, I am his wife. And they're like,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: your wife? And she's like, yes, bitches.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: She's so lackluster, she can't even get pissed off at
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: her husband cheating on her right in front of her.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: She just looks pretty. Caroline tells Vic, who seems to
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: be lounging in a park in a suit and tie,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: just lounging in his black suit with his stupid tie
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: in a park. Caroline says, you know, our relationship is
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: toxic and you're never going to grow up. And he's like, huh? What? Zachary,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Zachary tells Brooke, my dad, Kai, is not respecting you
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: or your body. Like, what an awful thing for a
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: 20-year-old son to have to say to their mother.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: It's true.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Your husband is not respecting you or your body. It's true.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: And then Kai tells Brooke, this is me reaching my
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: breaking point. And she goes, then just leave. And he says,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: I will. She probably told him again, like, we can't
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: do the content because my son doesn't like it. And
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: he's like, I was just about to quit my job.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Do you think she would really quit, though?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Online, no. I know. We were able to find it.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: No.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Girl. Well, listen, I got to tell you, my computer's
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: about to die, and I got to go see what's
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: happening with the rest of the family. I think we're
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: going to pick up some Thai food for dinner. I'm
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: excited about that. Oh, yum.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Sounds good.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: There's a place here called Tuck Tuck Boom.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Ooh. That sounds like a video that Kai and Brooke did.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: I like.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: That title.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, you guys. Keisha is going to be on our
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: other co-host podcast this week. I'm sure you've heard of it.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: It's a little show called A Date with Dayline. Yeah,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Keisha's going to be on. And yeah, I was pissed.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Kimberly reminded me I had been on. And I said,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: once in six years. And she said, well, this will
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: be Keisha's one time in six years.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: So... Well, I haven't known Kimberly that long, so I
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: feel better than you.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Great. Great.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: But listen, I don't know when is it going to air.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Their episodes air on Wednesday. So if
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: it's an episode that's going to air on Wednesday, listen
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: to our girl Keisha over there on a date with Dateline.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: Guys, I didn't get to cuss.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: You can't cuss. And I hope you promoted yourself and
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: promoted me as well.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I didn't have to. Kimberly, she was
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: just like, She was really sistering me. It felt really good. Yes.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: We're a team. We did.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: And she promoted pink. She even had on a pink
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: shade shirt.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: She's got a little sticker behind her now. She's, yeah.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: She's doing it. Look at us, a dynamic little trio.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Look at us, the power throuple.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Power throuple, baby.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: We're going to be together next month. I'm so excited.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: I know. Can't wait.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: I've been working on our dinner reservations.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you're doing all that stuff because just the
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: thought of even having to get a taxi gives me anxiety. Okay.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Well, you're not.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: Don't leave me in charge of anything.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: No, we're not. Just show up and be pretty. That's
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: all you need to do.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: That's what I'll do.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, bye.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Y'all, we'll see you later. And tomorrow is 90 Day.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: This week I've got an author on to talk about
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: her new book. Her name is Allie Barthwell. And Friday
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: is Last Resort, and we're going into the reunion. So
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: that's exciting. Okay, see you later. Bye.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Bye-bye.