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Brunch Bastards | Son of a Boy Dad #171 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today.
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  Speaker 5: It is February fifth, Man February.
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  Speaker 3: We got Tommy Smoke.
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  Speaker 5: We got Tommy Smokes here, yep, filling in for own
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  Speaker 5: a man who needs no introduction. Yeah, everyone that watches
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  Speaker 5: it really gets.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on there? Pal? We saw you in
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  Speaker 3: the hockey game marker? Do I know you? Guys? I'm
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  Speaker 3: Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after me, Pink Whitney.
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  Speaker 7: That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 5: See it, fellas, I invented the thing you pigeoned Pink
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  Speaker 5: Whitney for legendary moments.
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  Speaker 3: Really, Oh, I can leave.
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  Speaker 5: When you're on.
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  Speaker 7: I like to do whatever makes people like me the most.
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  Speaker 3: That's how I live my life. So if people would
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  Speaker 3: prefer if I leave, I will leave now.
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  Speaker 7: People like when you're on people prefer for me to stay.
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  Speaker 3: I will stay. I feel the same way. And you know,
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  Speaker 3: I think about like killing myself and hot start and
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  Speaker 3: blaming blaming them the haters. Yeah, so if they if
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  Speaker 3: I did, and because people say kill yourself and then
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  Speaker 3: I did, would it make them happy which is a win.
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  Speaker 3: Or would they feel sad and realize we were wrong
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  Speaker 3: all along, we actually miss him, which would also make
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  Speaker 3: me have.
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  Speaker 5: No they would They would be the same people who
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  Speaker 5: would be on Twitter being like going good blog. They
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  Speaker 5: would be like, no one deserved to go through what
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  Speaker 5: Francis was going through, the flip flip completely. They'd be like,
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  Speaker 5: kill yourself. No, mental health is such a serious thing.
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  Speaker 3: That's not what I want.
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  Speaker 5: I can't speak up, but I guess that's why you
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  Speaker 5: can't kill yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Is someone who lives to seven? I can. I can
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  Speaker 3: die the same way, and that to me is a
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  Speaker 3: win win. I don't think people would be pleased with
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  Speaker 3: you killing yourself, not the people that say kill yourself.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 7: I think they they would be like going, yeah, they
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  Speaker 7: would have no idea, it's their fault.
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  Speaker 3: Would go through some ship. Ah, that's not good.
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  Speaker 5: I've turned some people that's the best. When you turn
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  Speaker 5: them they m you when they go, dude, I know
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  Speaker 5: I told you to kill yourself like ten times before,
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  Speaker 5: but that was pretty funny what you did there.
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  Speaker 3: Now I want you to live. Yeah, you have my permission.
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  Speaker 5: And then I ply and say too late, it's already
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  Speaker 5: been done.
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  Speaker 3: Unless you stick your fingers down. Well, I am waking
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  Speaker 3: up and vomit.
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  Speaker 7: I always find an underrated comment when people say, like
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  Speaker 7: I don't care what other people say, like you're underrated, dude,
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  Speaker 7: like that, this was actually funny. This was like low
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  Speaker 7: key funny. Don't know what everyone else is saying, ignore
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  Speaker 7: the whole internet. Yeah, you're actually pretty underrated.
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  Speaker 3: I got a question. If I'm at a restaurant and
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  Speaker 3: the adjacent table has a birthday cake coming in and
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  Speaker 3: everyone's singing Happy birthday, is it cool for me to
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  Speaker 3: sing happy birthday? Or not cool for me? You're supposed
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  Speaker 3: to do you.
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  Speaker 5: Know, obviously not, but you're definitely supposed to.
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  Speaker 7: When you say cool, like, do you mean cool as
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  Speaker 7: anacceptable or cool as in like hip hip.
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  Speaker 5: It's definitely not hip, but it is acceptable, and I
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  Speaker 5: don't I don't think it's not cool. I don't think
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  Speaker 5: it's like, oh, look at that.
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  Speaker 7: I think if you're going, like really into it, it's
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  Speaker 7: kind of weird.
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  Speaker 3: How do you learn earn the name of the child
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  Speaker 3: before it comes to the verse that features their name.
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  Speaker 5: Usually you just say some other shit like what well.
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  Speaker 3: When they're like, happy birthday, dear.
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  Speaker 5: That's when you just got to improvise. You just got
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  Speaker 5: to go like kids sitting next to me, Oh, you
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  Speaker 5: go that you kind of get met. I've never been
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  Speaker 5: in this situation ever. I'm just going off of what
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  Speaker 5: you're referring to.
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  Speaker 3: It literally just happened to me. Yeah, what did you say?
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  Speaker 3: I did what Tommy just said. I went yeah, But
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  Speaker 3: I in hindsight, I wished that I had asked, as
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  Speaker 3: we were getting into it, happy birthday to you? What's
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  Speaker 3: his name? Like?
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  Speaker 7: Hold up, wait before you get any closers coming.
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  Speaker 3: That was that time you.
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  Speaker 5: Got sang happy birthday too at a restaurant. Never do
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  Speaker 5: when I when I first when me and Rome are
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  Speaker 5: doing Neighborhood Eats a couple of years ago before Tommy
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  Speaker 5: came on and ruined it Classic show and then it
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  Speaker 5: got canceled.
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  Speaker 7: The magic the three of us made it still gets.
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  Speaker 5: To me, it was very fun. But Rome would tell
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  Speaker 5: them it was my birthday every time.
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  Speaker 3: That's so great.
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  Speaker 5: And we were at like a Texas Roadhouse and they
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  Speaker 5: made me dude, you've said that before, and I truly
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  Speaker 5: never disagreed with anything more in my entire life. Texas
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  Speaker 5: Roadhouse is honestly, it's like I go there on my birthday.
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  Speaker 5: It's like one of my favorite restaurants.
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  Speaker 3: Ever. We're not sponsored by them or anything, right, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not go out on a limon say no, no, it is.
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  Speaker 3: My guess would be that there's a big variety. There's
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  Speaker 3: a big range of quality at Texas Roadhouse. And the
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  Speaker 3: one I went to was not good. I mean as
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  Speaker 3: far from Texas as you can get.
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  Speaker 7: But I got in Florida. I got a pretty good steak.
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  Speaker 3: And I think the closer you get to Texas, the
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  Speaker 3: better your Texas Roadhouse. I went to one. You know
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  Speaker 3: where I went to one? You said, Florida.
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  Speaker 5: I think Albany, New York. I think me and Mook
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  Speaker 5: went to one in Albany. Yeah, I think there's one
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  Speaker 5: right near the hotel.
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  Speaker 7: That makes sense that that's good when there's no other
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  Speaker 7: game in town, like Texas roadhouse is the nice is.
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  Speaker 5: One where you can go and you can like pick
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  Speaker 5: what cut of steak you want.
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  Speaker 3: Right, That's where the top steak chefs go and all.
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  Speaker 7: But like I got to work at a Texas road
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  Speaker 7: and the beer there is so cold, like long horns
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  Speaker 7: and not even close, not even in the same so
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  Speaker 7: much better. Wait a minute, I might be thinking of
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  Speaker 7: long horns. I might be getting a long than you are.
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  Speaker 5: Roadhouse is the one that has the has the has
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  Speaker 5: the buns with the the cinnamon butter.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I'm back like
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  Speaker 7: like what one has a bull?
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  Speaker 3: If it's a bird, it's your birthday. You want a bowl?
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  Speaker 5: I had to sit on the bowl. That's that story.
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  Speaker 3: That's Texas Roadhouse.
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  Speaker 5: They made me sit on.
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  Speaker 3: The bowl, a bucking bowl. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: They bring out like a seat saddle, make you sit
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  Speaker 5: on like a saddle.
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  Speaker 3: It's a syby.
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  Speaker 5: It's very uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 7: I like to do that when I go out to
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  Speaker 7: dinner with my grandma who has Alzheimer's, so I get
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  Speaker 7: her a birthday cake and she doesn't know any better.
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  Speaker 7: She just says, up, today's my birthday. And she doesn't
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  Speaker 7: she doesn't fight back on. That's fun look of confusion
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  Speaker 7: on her face. And then I get to eat her
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  Speaker 7: chocolate Malti lava cake.
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't very fun.
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  Speaker 3: Why wouldn't she eat it? She shouldn't have that type
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  Speaker 3: of sugar.
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  Speaker 7: No, her sugar levels are way too high. She gets
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  Speaker 7: the confusion and I get the cake.
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  Speaker 5: They come out and they're like, uh, they go they're like,
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  Speaker 5: ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce introduce you to
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  Speaker 5: my brand new friend. And they go, what's your fucking name, Harry?
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  Speaker 5: And they go, everyone, please give a welcoming or I forget.
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  Speaker 5: I forget how it goes. There's a video. I have
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  Speaker 5: a video of it of me on the fucking thing.
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  Speaker 5: It's so uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't realize they had adult like I had that
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  Speaker 7: app like my cousin who's like five, he won on
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  Speaker 7: the thing. Yeah, yeah, I didn't realize that's an option
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  Speaker 7: for adults as well.
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  Speaker 5: Dude.
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  Speaker 3: I just went to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 5: When I came back and they were bringing over the
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  Speaker 5: saddle and I was like, well, I was like, oh shit,
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  Speaker 5: whose birthday is it? And then they were like you,
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  Speaker 5: it's your birthday. I was like, fuck, dude, No, it isn't.
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  Speaker 5: But it's like that sucked. But then Roan did it
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  Speaker 5: when we were at Ruth's Chris, and that was awesome
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  Speaker 5: because then.
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  Speaker 7: They bring yeah yeah, is that like you just get
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  Speaker 7: free cake if you say it's your birthday.
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  Speaker 3: Ruth's Chris is way better than Texas.
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  Speaker 5: Ruth is supposed to be like a nice like a
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  Speaker 5: chain steakhouse, really good. But Texas Roadhouse, the dude, the
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  Speaker 5: environment of Texas Roadhouse. That's like if I could go
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  Speaker 5: to Texas Roadhouse every night, I would.
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  Speaker 3: It's just a good vibe. Yeah, just seems like a experience.
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  Speaker 3: And it's still smoking side. I don't know that.
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  Speaker 5: Would be all if you could smoke inside that would
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  Speaker 5: make it even better.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, we're going to go in all No, we're you
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  Speaker 5: haven't been to you haven't been to that area of Albany.
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  Speaker 3: Shut out? Uh, Sas and I are going to be
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  Speaker 3: in Albany in two weekends. Uh. You can go buy
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  Speaker 3: tickets for that at Harry Settle website dot com. No
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  Speaker 3: little web, Little Sasquatch website dot com.
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  Speaker 5: In Denver this weekend, in like two days.
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  Speaker 3: This weekend will be in Denver, and then the next
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  Speaker 3: weekend will be in Albany and we're going to be
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  Speaker 3: fly fishing. Yeah, it's gonna be cool. Tell me about
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  Speaker 3: that fly fishing much to tell you, see expert, it's just.
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  Speaker 7: Fishing, okay, Yeah, I thought there'd be a little something
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  Speaker 7: more there.
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  Speaker 5: Now he's fishing with flies instead of like bait.
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  Speaker 3: It's about the cast. Okay. So Sas has developed this
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  Speaker 3: technique that called shadow casting. Yeah, in the time that
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  Speaker 3: I was away from Barstool, I realized he had become
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  Speaker 3: a master. I have marda gotten into fishing.
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  Speaker 5: This is a that was a that was a river
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  Speaker 5: runs through it.
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  Speaker 3: Reference. I knew that you didn't. I totally knew that.
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  Speaker 5: You've never seen Head I watched last night. That's another
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  Speaker 5: old Brad pitt One classic. No, I've seen it before.
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  Speaker 5: I've actually only seen it once before.
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  Speaker 7: I've only seen it once before too, and I just
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  Speaker 7: remember it being good. But I do not remember movies
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  Speaker 7: very well.
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  Speaker 5: Really. I feel like that's one where it's tough to
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  Speaker 5: rewatch because it's so spooky. No, because you know what's
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  Speaker 5: gonna happen.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I know that what's in the couple of.
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  Speaker 5: Times I still enjoyed it a lot.
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  Speaker 7: I do think movies that hinge on one big twist
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  Speaker 7: are very difficult to rewatch, But then it's kind of
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  Speaker 7: like more fun of knowing what's coming, looking at the
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  Speaker 7: hints of how.
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  Speaker 5: The creepiest part in that one is when they find
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  Speaker 5: the dude. Was he sloth and he's still alive? It's
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  Speaker 5: like the skeleton.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he moves and he keeps feeding him. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 3: really bad. I was pretty grossed out by the the one.
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  Speaker 5: What was that? What is that huttty? Yeah, that one's
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  Speaker 5: nasty because he burst. He made him eat spaghetti until
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  Speaker 5: he popped.
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  Speaker 3: I will say that of all the ways that everybody
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  Speaker 3: died in that movie, that would have been my favorite
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  Speaker 3: way to go. Yeah see, I don't remember.
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  Speaker 5: I would have been my head cut off.
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  Speaker 3: Spoiler No, then then eating spaghetti until you are full
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  Speaker 3: and die.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, dude, I think what we've experienced.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I've come close to that. I've nearly did
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  Speaker 3: this weekend.
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  Speaker 5: I think the fullest you've ever been, you'd have to
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  Speaker 5: multiply it by three, and then it still wouldn't even
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  Speaker 5: be close to like death of eating.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I get some pretty bad stomach aches.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, he ate until his intestines burst.
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  Speaker 3: I think I've been close. Yeah, but he his intestines
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  Speaker 3: are much bigger than mine, because he'd been overeating for
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  Speaker 3: a long time, he was already obeaesies.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but dude, that that means that he had to
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  Speaker 5: eat more spaghetti than you could even imagine.
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  Speaker 3: But my size of spaghetti that I would need to
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  Speaker 3: die from is smaller than his.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's still.
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  Speaker 7: And hence we come closer to it on a daily basis.
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  Speaker 5: No, No, that's just not how that works at all.
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  Speaker 7: I think three and a half platespetto I'm blowing up, dude,
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  Speaker 7: three and a half, three and three quarters plates.
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  Speaker 5: I think that was probably I mean, obviously the sloth
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  Speaker 5: one was the worst one.
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  Speaker 3: Assuming, oh, worse than the guy who fucked the stripper
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  Speaker 3: with the dick made out of a knife.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I forgot about that one. That one's pretty bad too.
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  Speaker 3: That was pretty bad.
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  Speaker 5: But no, there's no way that that was worse than
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  Speaker 5: sloth sloth dude, he was tortured for a year straight.
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  Speaker 5: They said that he's experienced more pain than anyone has
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  Speaker 5: ever experienced.
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  Speaker 3: But that one guy ate a lot of spaghetti.
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  Speaker 5: The spaghetti one is bad. I think we're I think
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  Speaker 5: we're underestimating how bad this spaghetti one would be.
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  Speaker 3: Shane Gillis hosting SNL on February twenty sixth fourth. What
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  Speaker 3: do you think of this?
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  Speaker 7: It's great full circle moment as they say, yeah, yeah,
• 15:35
  Speaker 7: I'm I mean, I get I get obviously you take
• 15:39
  Speaker 7: it because it's such a big opportunity. But I wonder
• 15:40
  Speaker 7: if there was a part of him that was like, now,
• 15:42
  Speaker 7: fuck you guys, like I don't want to do it.
• 15:44
  Speaker 7: But I feel like anytime I've seen him talk about it,
• 15:45
  Speaker 7: and you guys know him better, he doesn't really hold
• 15:48
  Speaker 7: much ill will towards them.
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: No, I don't think so.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: I was with him.
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: He did my show at at New York Comedy Fest
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: in like November, and there was some like old dude
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: there and he was like, uh, would you ever want
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: to host SNL? And he was like, yeah, obviously right.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: And I don't know if that guy actually had like
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: any say in that.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: But I thought I might have been like a fan.
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: I thought it was just like a conversation that they
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: were having. But he was like, the ratings would be
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: off the charts, it would be crazy.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they're going to be insane. I also
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: think that hosting SNL is such a bigger deal than
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: being a cast completely, where you know, the only people
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: that ever get brought back to host from the cast
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: are the greatest cast members of all time. Yeah, and then.
• 16:32
  Speaker 7: You're hosting, you've made it, You've made it big enough.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: Outside of Yeah, the comedians who have hosted it are
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: you know this year Nate Bargatzi, that episode was incredible. Uh, obviously,
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Louis Chris Robbers.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: There's a surprising amount of comedians who haven't hosted it
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: who you would expect, who like are definitely big enough
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: to host it, Like who like Tom Sigura, Burke Reischer, Like,
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: those guys are fucking huge.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: But that's a good I remember if I wonder if
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: I would think Sigura would would get the nod to
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: do it. You never know why, it's true. Maybe there's
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: some casting director there that maybe maybe he auditioned, he
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: auditioned or something like that, and maybe. Yeah. I feel like.
• 17:17
  Speaker 7: The SNL part part of its charm is when it
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: when it isn't a comedian like I feel like a
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: lot of the times it's like you want to see
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: an actor or a musician who is not normal, who's
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: not going to be as good at it, be like
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: a fish out of water.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: And yes, but that was good when the when it
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: was good.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Right now, it's just it's can be funny and makes
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: it funny.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: It's just really bad. But there's not a comedian. When
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: they have Elon musk On, it's like, what the fuck
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: is this dude?
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but also the the opening monologue, when a comic
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: preps a monologue to just do for SNL, that to
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: me is amazing.
• 17:51
  Speaker 7: Oh, I mean Lewis c k is one about like
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: the pedophile.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it must be so good. It must be like
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: for the rest of my life, I would stop eating
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: mound bars.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: How many times has Louis hosted it?
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: At least three?
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Or that's crazy he helps it this season. That was
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: this season.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: That was his second time. Yeah, he's done it second
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: time ever. Yeah, well ild of thought he's done it more. No,
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: he probably turned it down a lot of times.
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he just wanted he had to get get some
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: transhate off of his chest this time.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: You know, in fairness to SNL, the host they book,
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: they don't seem to be super worried about woke hosts
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: or pissing people up. Bill Burr came on and did
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: his monologue about you know, white women throwing their Gucci
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: booted feet over the fence of oppression and jumping the line. Uh,
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: and that pissed a lot of people off, but they
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: they it was great.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was huge. People hated that. Yeah, you see
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: you saw Joe List's comment. Yeah, arrive from New York.
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: I imagine he does the Shingos, just went up there
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: and like rift on Asians for ten minutes.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I wonder what he is going to do.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: I don't think he'll I don't think he'll do anything
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: like that. That would be awesome, though he'll definitely acknowledge
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: like getting fired.
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah I would have to yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: but yeah that he might layla on the Asian jokes.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: He probably won't do anything.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Jokes they should do. They should do a sketch with
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: who's who's the guy? Oh and Yang?
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah like that, like if you fully lean into it,
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: like I feel like that.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, It's it's interesting. I wonder if Shane is going
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: to take material that he's been working on and incorporate
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: some of that into his monologue, or if he's writing
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: an entirely new you know, seven minutes. I don't think
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: I have the ability or talent to write seven brand
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: new minutes?
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: Is it seven? I thought it was ten minutes.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: It varies.
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I've seen people like I feel like when Trump
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: did it, it was like four.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because then I rewatched that norm one that everyone
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: was posting when he got fired and he came back
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: and his was like three minutes long. But it was hilarious.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so funny.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Have you ever seen that? I think so when he's like, uh,
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: when he says, he's like, I haven't gotten funnier, the
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: show has just gotten really bad. It's so funny. And
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: then what else? He says something else in the beginning
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: he goes, uh, he goes, I used to work here,
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: and then I had a big disagreement with the management
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: over at NBC. I wanted to keep my job and
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: they felt the exact opposite way.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, did you guys watch the Grammys?
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: No?
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: Not No, I got I got blackout drunk at a
• 20:53
  Speaker 7: brunch yesterday. I can't be doing that Sunday afternoon.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: I thought you were joking that's crazy.
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: I went to brunch with friends lacked out, I mean
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: not like browned out. It was a bottomless brunch and
• 21:05
  Speaker 7: I didn't I didn't like the hostess's attitude. So I said,
• 21:09
  Speaker 7: I'm going to make these people pay.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: I'm going to take advantage.
• 21:13
  Speaker 7: Like it was like you know, it was like a
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: few of us got there, they want to give us
• 21:16
  Speaker 7: the table till everybody sat there.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: She was being very rude.
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: She's leading us to the She just started walking to
• 21:20
  Speaker 7: the table and I was like, are we are we
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: following you? And she was like yes, And then she
• 21:26
  Speaker 7: was saying, it's only ninety minutes of bottomless Even online
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: it said two hours. So I was I went in
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: there with a purpose where I said like I'm making
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: I'm going to make these people pay, Like if I'm
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: if I'm paying thirty five dollars for ninety minutes the
• 21:37
  Speaker 7: bottomless drinks.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: Thirty five dollars for ninety minutes is like super cheap.
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: I feel like where was it was a great deal
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: and I made them pay? Where was this a gave?
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: And oh yeah that you you were just drinking mimosas.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Mimosa's straw frozen rita the margaritas are the ones to drink.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: There are those part of the bottomless Yeah, frozen strawberry markets,
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: absolutely so much sugar. No wonder. Did you feel really ill? Yeah,
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: I mean I had a very bad headache.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: Classes you puke, you're definitely no.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: I didn't hungover from that. I came close.
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: My roommate puked all over our apartment. So you guys
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: had it was six of us, and we made them.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: We made them pay. We would took we took a break.
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: We would be like, everybody, take a minute, no talking,
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: no eating, just drink.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: I don't think they have it figured out. There's no way.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: You guys were leaving and they're like, well we're now,
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: We're fucked.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: It was a principal. My one friend, they drank.
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: My one friend claims that we got h borderline like
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: asked to leave in a way of like we one
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: of my friends wanted to cut. We cut my friend's
• 22:45
  Speaker 7: straw in half with a knife to get a smaller straw,
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: and one of my friends started bleeding. And I think
• 22:50
  Speaker 7: the people that one of the guys said like, I
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: think you guys, I think you guys are good right now.
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: I think you've had a lot to drink, and we're
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: not really a rowdy group at all.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Which I know sounds definitely all.
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: Sounds hard to believe given this story. I'm very rarely
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: that drunk, especially with that group. And I it was
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: really just a prince. It was really just a principal thing.
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: And we wanted to go see Tribeca and we just
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: couldn't make it.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Go see Seebecca.
• 23:18
  Speaker 7: My one friend who is from Long Island.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Have you heard Tribeca is doing a showing right now.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: He's one of their best displays. He's from New York.
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: He's lived in New York for you know, five years,
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: and he's moving out soon. Him and his wife are
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: buying a house. And this was like in June maybe.
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: I was like, what's on your bucket list?
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: What's on? And he said, I gotta go. I want
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: to go see Tribeca. Man, it's not even it's not
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: far away. I know, it's insane. He hasn't been. I
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: would say that about keeps talking about Liberty, he keeps
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: talking about the stones, and I say, there's a lot
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: of cobblestones across all of me.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: And so has he ever left New York?
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he just has not made his way to Tribecca.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: That's like to have that on your bucket list. I
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: feel like there's the most like.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: The upper side.
• 24:06
  Speaker 7: Like he lives in Manhattan, he went to school in
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: uh Manhattan for four years. It just hasn't made his way.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: To a party. No, it was just stomach scrowling. It was.
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: Christ four guys, two girls, uh, and we made that
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: place pay and then we tried to go to Tribeca
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: and we just couldn't make it.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Why couldn't you? What happened?
• 24:29
  Speaker 7: Too drunk to walk down to the Tribeca. We to
• 24:30
  Speaker 7: stop at my apartment. My roommate threw up everywhere. I
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: threw a thing of ranch dressing at my friend and it.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Was very out of car. It was very out of character.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: I'd like to I'd like to get drunk with you.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: I'd like to see that.
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: I mean, I get brunches a special type of fun,
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: and my god, do I get horny.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Oh goodness. Say, I'm surprised that you got so drunk,
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: because I know you to kind of keep your wits
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: about you so that you can go go on the hunt.
• 24:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I wasn't fucking a Sunday at four pm
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: I'm not. You know, there's no stray cats.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: Don't you not fuck on Sundays? Isn't that like a
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: I try?
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I try to.
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: I know I don't masturbate on Sunday, Yes, because keep
• 25:07
  Speaker 7: the Lord's Day. Holy, I don't go to church, so
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: I don't like to masturbate on Sundays.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: That's crazy. Sundays is probably my biggest crank off day.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: I mean I I three.
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: Times amended it to unless I really want to no
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: during off on Sundays time that it absolutely over jerking off.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: It was like, I don't want to do this at all.
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: Oh, that's a funny, fucking chore. Most of the time.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: It's a chore. Most of the time.
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: I just get it, get this out of me. I
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: feel like, yeah, it's but when it's a treat. Oh
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: my god, But you were hungover today? No, I wasn't
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: hung over, teed. I got hung over last night, so
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: I didn't even have to be hungover today.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: That's a pretty good thing.
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: I fell asleep at like five pm, woke up at
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: like ten the splitting head disorienting.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, what time did you get back to sleep? Midnight? One?
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: That's not so bad maybe, but I.
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: Think I woke up at like five for a couple hours,
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: so I've had a lot of sleep. I don't feel
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: hung over it all today. I got that out of
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: the way. But my god, that I make that fucking
• 26:06
  Speaker 7: place by.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I don't think you did it at all.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Though.
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: It's a war you sit down for bottomless brunch.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: It's a war with the waiter.
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: It's how often can you get a refill of your drink?
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Do you do that thing that they do in the
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Wolf of Wall Street where you say it bring me
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: to I'm going to order my second? Well, we got pictures.
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: He was giving pictures, So pictures of what Mimosa's frozen.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: Strawberry strawberry strawberry marks.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like my frozen strawberry mark with a floater
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: on top. Explain, well, you know they'll it. I find
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: it very It's very sweet. And if you get the
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: if you pour a cup ever go to like a
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: beach bar, get a pina colada. You never have like
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: a rum floater on top. I don't think.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: Is that just like a shot on top of They.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Pour a shot on top and then you kind of
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: mix it in. What is the floater of whatever? The
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: spirit is the floater is the alcohol itself? Yeah, gotcha,
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: but it makes basically it makes your drink a double huh. No,
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: I don't like doing that. That really, I that'll send
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: you on your way? Are there there? Do I get
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: you horny? No? Brunch is a horny thing.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: No, it's not, especially when you're you've never seen the
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: experience you need to be put on some sort of crunch.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Brunch is the hornyest meal of the day by far.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: I probably like meals don't really make me.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: They make me make be left alone.
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: Well that's the beauty of brunch is that you're in
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: your apartment at five pm on a Sunday just throwing up.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: You have a full of myself.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: I can't throw bran over the apartment.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, being like you can't.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: Master Yeah, that's fucking crazy.
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: What are you gonna do? It was a crazy Sunday,
• 27:50
  Speaker 7: fun days all.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: The Assassin Ront have a policy on this podcast that
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: you have to be honest. When I asked a question,
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: when was the last time you hooked up? You had
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: sexual intercourse? Probably about a few weeks ago, a month ago, maybe, No,
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: I don't believe you. I swear you think it was longer. No,
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: I think it was more recent. No, I don't.
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: I don't think I'm not a big January fucker. It's
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: probably my it's probably my least, my least.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Fucked month, for sure. It is January.
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: April I go insane, April I go absolutely.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: But I don't get this at all.
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: It's crazy January, like I have seasonal depression right now,
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: like I, you know, just vibes.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: I absolutely, I'm feeling very lethargic.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: I don't have seasonal depression.
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: But feeling very lethargic and out of it and unmotivated.
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: So I don't I can't get it up to fuck.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: You don't worry about someone who's less depressed than you.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: You're like one of my You're like I have a
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: couple of buddies like that who just wake up happy
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: every day.
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: No Ary, seriously, January, and then last May I was
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: very depressed and I was looking for a new apartment.
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: That just made me depressed for some reason. But yeah, January, No, no, no,
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: I'm actually this honestly might have been this could have
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: been the first January I fucked, or maybe last year.
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: I really do not do well in January.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: Interesting, that's good.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Do you know that? Do you know that he's like
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: the kings Layer, He's like the biggest cocksman at the company.
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: I've heard I Glenny Lenny Fox a lot too.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: That's that's crazy. We're charmik.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: That's because you guys show up with your fucking team
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: Portnoy gear.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: On tea Portnoy learnstool baby is he is? Are you guys?
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Are you guys finding a lot of women that like
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: you and know you from barstool? Yes?
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: Absolutely absolutely, They're not just like who's this hot guy?
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but at some point wouldn't know. There are times
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: trust that you've developed.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: Only go to like Factory three eighty and no, that's
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: not true barstool bars show. Let's go to Little Sister
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: the night clawearhead to and they're like, oh, where'd we
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: get this? Just h Q three down the street.
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: That's when we go on like storm Chasers and they're
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: just like bars are like Texas a and m welcomes
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: glemmy balls. Yeah, that on like a movie theater sign
• 30:19
  Speaker 7: outside the bar. We're like, I guess we'll stop by
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: here tonight. I guess I guess we'll stop in the nearby.
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: They put this one with our faces over there? Do
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: you girls know who those guys are? What side about?
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: I thought it's something else. It's me.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: Who the fuck's face is that flag hanging above the
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: fucking bar?
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Do you go to the barstool bars? The actual barstool bars.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: I've been to the Nation.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: They drive, they'll drive to a barstool bar from New York.
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: Now I have, Actually, I don't want to die and
• 30:52
  Speaker 7: to get to the Philly here. The Philly one is
• 30:54
  Speaker 7: is incredible. I've been to the Nashville on the Nation
• 30:58
  Speaker 7: Phale was.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: A lot of fun. I'm going to Nashville in April.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: I think, no, maybe it's March. Excuse me, and I'll
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: check out that Nashville bar. I'm performing at Zany's. It's
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: got a great location too. It's a friend basically.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's pretty close to Nannie's.
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  Speaker 3: Is that right? I think Zany's on Broadway.
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: No, no, but it's close to Broadway, the barstool bars
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: on Broadway. It's like just off of Broadway. Wow, half
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: a block.
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  Speaker 3: Nashville so fun, it's great.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: He's such a good club.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I liked Nashville way more than I expected to like. Yeah,
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: me too.
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  Speaker 5: That's a city that I should hate.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everything about you say you would hate it. Yeah,
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: you can stay away from the Mayhem and there's some
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: great stuff to do.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: Usually I embrace the Mayhem though. Usually that's the city
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: that I go to where I'm like, I'm getting fucking
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: hammered this weekend.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: So I don't know what I would do if I
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: went back.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: You must be like seventy days sober.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: Now it's seventy five. I think, actually, yeah, why alcoholism.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Do you feel Do you feel better?
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: No?
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: Not at all worse, So then I'm definitely not gonna
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: stop drinking. I was thinking about that.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: It takes ninety days to really feel it for really kicking.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a couple months off of weed. Yeah, yeah,
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: well I guess I I I will do it once
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: a week, but now it's been three weeks since I
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: even did it once a week. Yeah, but I went
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: from being a nightly We've got to remember.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: We went to sandfran together and you fucking bought out
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: the entire weed store that we went to.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, unfortunately I still have all that and now it's
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: starting to rot.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: I've never seen someone buy more weeds.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: I was supplying a year of sobriety. Why that always
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: seems to be the way. He just had these massive surplus.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: So now I'm looking for some kids to sell it to. Yeah,
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: turns of ship kids are all. That's the other thing.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: There's an article I read the other day. First of all,
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: young kids are not drinking or smoking or doing.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: Oh because they're all like super religious.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: It's like the way young kids are super kids get
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: really into God. Really, I actually thought there was influencers
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: are like, I feel like it's the exact.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: So do I think secularization is growing among the younger ranks.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: They're coming to get in godless country.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: I feel like the little kids now are all like
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: all I do is lift weights and hate women and
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: go to church.
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: That's like a specific type of like Andrew Taate listening guy.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think that's what a lot of the
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: kids are listening to these days, dude.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: The the other thing that they're doing is they're going
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: to bed earlier. Yeah, that's all. There was an article
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: in the Wall Street Journal about like freshmen on college
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: campus is like they're trying to go to bed at
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: nine pm, nine thirty.
• 33:39
  Speaker 7: I wish I want to start trying to go to
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: bed earlier.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: Now, I don't like that. I don't get that at all.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: It's you. You're not It's not like that whole thing
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: where it's like, oh, I go to bed at seven
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: pm and I wake It's like, dude, you're still up
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: the same amount hours of the day as I am.
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: You're just missing out on the entire night.
• 33:54
  Speaker 7: I just like, I like the little secret underworld that
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: people who wake up early seem to have. I do
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: this at like six am, and it's like they it
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: seems like they have their own little thing.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Like this to work out. You can work out am,
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: you can work out in the morning and it's done.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then you're just tired the rest of the day.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: No way, dude. So you're tired at nine, Oh.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: That's terrible.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: Nine pm.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: Nine that's when I'm really waking. If it's starting for me, I.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Need more energy. I need something to give me money.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: I think you should try this way.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: Maybe stop fucking getting blackout drunks.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Well that was that was a mistake. Maybe stopping nutting
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: in so many chicks. You don't know. It's been a
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: few weeks. It's again. I mean, yeah, tell me in April.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: Sure, friend, maybe that's why you're depressed, is you're not
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: fucking enough.
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: No, I think it's I think I'm not fun because
• 34:42
  Speaker 7: it's like I have no I have no sex drive
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: right now.
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, except for Sundays at noon.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean that was brunch.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: That's got to be tough to pick up girls. It's
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: Sunday at Sunday at noon.
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, And when you can't pick up girls and you
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: can't jerk off, you're really between a rock and a
• 34:55
  Speaker 7: hard place.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Snow pun intended. What is it?
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: Why can't you drink?
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: Because it's Sunday? So I can no longer go to
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: brunch on Sundays.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: That's what I forget. That is dumb day to go
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: to brunch. Shouldn't you be going on Saturday? Yeah, but
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: just a couple like it was Sturday was a universal
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: brunch day. It probably is. But if you're doing a
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: really boozy brunch, I'd rather do it on a stead.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: That would have been the right move.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: That's never I've done the brunch. It's never worked for
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: me in terms of what like, it always just fucks
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: my entire day.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, a very girly New York City dumb tradition.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: No, like me and Mouke have gone to brunch like
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: on the road together, and then it's just it just
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: ends up me sitting in my bed the entire day
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: until the shows and then being like anxious as fuck
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: on stage.
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: Well that I mean, you shouldn't do a brunch when
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: like you have an obligation that night.
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: I guess, yeah, that's that is a good point.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Why don't you just go? Why don't you just go
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: and not not drink? Because I love brunch just at
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: that point for sure. Yeah, I love brunch food. Do
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: you go with the bra or the unch? What do
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: you go with the bra or the unch?
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: I always go with the unch. I never go with
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: the with the broo.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: I see what you're saying. I go with the Bruh. Yeah,
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: You need eggies at U at brunch, I got a
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: big old cheeseburger and fries.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: It's really not brunch.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: You're going back to the two pm hotel and not
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: being able to move.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably I got it.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: I got stick and eggs yesterday. Real good. That's nice.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: And it was not an easy decision.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: I was.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: I was deciding between like five different things. My problem
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: is that I'll do something like that, and then I'll say,
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: let's order the ricotta french toast to split, and then
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: I make sure they bring it out when the rest
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: of the people on the table are in the bathroom,
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: and I eat it a gorging, sugar gorging. Yeah, I
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: have a problem.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: Francis goes to get food and he'll order more food
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: than the fucking dude in seven eight. So actually, now
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: I might be on your side that you that wouldn't.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Be the one full circle moment.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: Ordered forty oysters and I was like, I thought we
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: were splitting them, and he was like, come on the
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: total opposite side of that. He was like, you didn't
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: want any And I was like, what I thought the
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: forty was to split and he was like, no, these
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: are all for me. He let me have like one oyster.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: No, that's not true. That's not true.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: You ever seen someone.
• 37:16
  Speaker 7: I do agree that if I'm ordering food, I want
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: to know, like I want to know, like I don't
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: want like if they're I don't like the implication that
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: I have to split my meal just because it's a
• 37:26
  Speaker 7: shareable meal.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: Oysters I feel like fall into that. But forty oysters
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: is an absurd amount of oyster. I don't think it
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: was forty. It might have been twenty four or maybe
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: thirty six. I know, I think I drank a few
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: glasses of shepley.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: I'm I'm pretty sure it was forty.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: It mean, dude, it was like it was like, not
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: even that's a ridiculous number. It would either be twelve
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: twenty four to thirty six or forty eight, forty eight
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: or some It might have been forty eight.
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: Come on, you had the type of you had the
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: plate of oysters that like my family would get when
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: all of our extended family came over for.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: Like like Christmas Eve.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is this was a metal boat with ice
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: in it.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Neither of you guys will relate to this. But when
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: when you're married and you are used to paying for
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: dinner or meals, when I get to eat alone or
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: with friends, I feel like I'm getting the food half off,
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: and I want to maximize my value.
• 38:21
  Speaker 7: You mean, because you're paying for your wife every time
• 38:23
  Speaker 7: you go to dinner.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Yes, gotcha. So I just want to. I just want to.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: It's the knowing that I only have to pay for
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: one person makes me want to really take advantage of
• 38:35
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• 38:38
  Speaker 3: used to paying for. Any time we go out to dinner,
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: I get twice the amount of food. And I do
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: it that way. It's not about saving the money, it's
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: about getting more food.
• 38:49
  Speaker 7: Interesting, right, You're spending the same amount of money, you're
• 38:51
  Speaker 7: eating more. Is there there's no discussion like I've always
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: wondered that with like long, Like, do I just got
• 38:56
  Speaker 7: to pay for everything because I'm the man?
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: No, it's everyone's different. Everyone's different.
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  Speaker 5: he was like bing pop and then he was like
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: I don't understand what you're saying, And the crowd's like
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: howling and I'm like, you guys are just making fun
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: of this dude's fuck, You're making fun of all of Jamaican's.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: Jamaica's voice. It was crazy.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: It was wild.
• 46:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I guess it only works because Trevor no also
• 46:35
  Speaker 7: has that accent.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: He doesn't he doesn't Africa speaks like a black foreigner.
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: Is that what you're saying, Not that I didn't mean
• 46:45
  Speaker 7: that accent, Like he's got that accent.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: That he has. Imagine if they did that with like
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: a Japanese dude, no one understands, not Jamaica. I need
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: that on the record. Is that not fucking insane? Is
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: that not crazy?
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: I'd have to see it to, like in front of
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: like an arena of celebrities be like, we don't know
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: what you're saying because your voice is so fucking weird.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: You've gone soft sass. I don't know.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: No, I mean I was howling, laughing, and how fucking
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: crazy it was.
• 47:14
  Speaker 7: It is surprising that, based on your rendition of this,
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: that that happened, dude.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: That's like my mom Lovedvor talk to me about it.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: I read his book Born a Crime. I mean, some
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: some of it's pretty insane. He watched his mom get
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: shot in the head, damn by her boyfriend.
• 47:33
  Speaker 7: My mom said, I love Trevor Noah. He's funny and
• 47:35
  Speaker 7: a great host. Must mean he sucked.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: It's pretty handsome. If you're doing humor for mothers, you're
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: enough for me.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: It is crazy, dude. They just bomb the whole night.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: They have to.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: They just have to bomb the entire time. No one
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: is paying attention to them.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of the last wards show that
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: I either watched or had a host whom I thought
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: was very funny. I guess you go back to what
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Ricky Gervais, But that was funny for us and not
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: for the audience.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: J Z was funny, I do. I think the audience
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: is so robotic, like, hey, superstar, they don't give a
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: fuck about They're not They're only paying attention, like is
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: the camera on me right now?
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: I'd love to be a one of those award shows.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: One Taylor, as we watched all we turned it on
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: for one minute in Olivia balling Well, Rodrigo was performing
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: and Taylor Swift was standing up and dancing and everyone
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: else was sitting down and she's already about six feet tall.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, down in front, Yeah, sit the fuck down,
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: and she.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: Was ballhogging the camera. She brought Lona del Ray on stage.
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: This was wild.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: I had joted the floor.
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: I kind of tapped into like my inner gay last
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: night because I was like I was on Twitter like
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: ship like it being like, dude, she left no crumbs
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: last night.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: But.
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: Dude, lot they were doing a album of the year
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: and it was like Lona del Ray, Uh Taylor Swift Live, Rodrigo,
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: Billie Eilish like all of the people that you would expect,
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: and uh Taylor Swift won and she brought Lonna del
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: Ray on stage with her, like out of like I
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: think it was like something that she had as an
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: idea to begin with, and then like it just progressively
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: got more awkward as they approached the stage because Lona
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: del Ray was clearly like where the fuck are am
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: I going on story to accept this one?
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: It's like holding up like, you know, a trophy, like
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: a deer that you just killed.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: I beat her. Yeah, look, look she called her a
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: legacy artist, and it was like, oh, the other three
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: she called her an old bitch.
• 49:35
  Speaker 7: The other losers must have been like, why the fuck
• 49:37
  Speaker 7: wasn't I brought up to due.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: It was crazy.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: You can't just bring up one of the losers.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she was like, and I know none of us,
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: and none of us would be here without Lonna del Ray.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: She's paved the way for all of us.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: She's a lot of artists. Ana Delray is pretty big. Yeah,
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: hard afford them.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: That's weird. I feel like Taylor Swift has it been
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: on such a run that she's probably under the impression
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: she can do no wrong and there's no reason for
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: her not to think that, And it would be funny
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: to see her do something so wrong that I was
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: just a collective galactic record script or record skip and
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: everyone was just like, oh, like what if she just
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: came out on blackface at the super Bowl?
• 50:24
  Speaker 7: At the super Bowl, I think people would be like
• 50:29
  Speaker 7: black faces, Yeah, Like she's embracing black culture.
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: That would be unreal.
• 50:34
  Speaker 7: Do you have a problem with being black? Or like,
• 50:36
  Speaker 7: why are you not doing blackface?
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone's doing it nowadays. It's just drawing attention to
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: the horrors of blackface, right, Like, anything she does, I
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: think people would find.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: A way to Dude, did you see how Olivia Rodrigo collapse? No,
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: she's got like referencing she's got.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: Moments in this show, and we've clarified that we didn't
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: watch it like Artists of the Year blah blah blah
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: that you guys know the usual suspects.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: I was like, I mean, those are the usual suspects.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: They've all won like one hundred grand.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: I heard it was.
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: I heard people saying it's a girly pop Grammy. Oh yeah,
• 51:09
  Speaker 7: it's all girls.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: In Olivia Rodrigo nineteen or something.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but she's an industry plan. She's won like she's
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: won an award like everything.
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: I would love to be an industry plan. How do
• 51:17
  Speaker 7: you get that gig o deep in this Grammy game?
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: You all, this isn't even this is indep this is
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: like service level shit. Olivia Rodrigo claps like this, she
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: goes in the time they show the camera.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: That's how I clapped for summon Our Heart of Hearing Dog. Yeah,
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: it looks like she looked up that I want him
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: to come come.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it would do. It was crazy, like it
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: looks like she was paralyzed clapping.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: This was a covered mod blood for her performance. That's yeah.
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: It was a little weird. That was odd when it
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: was like she showed like the blood like dripping down
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: her wrists, like she's good though.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: I do think she's good. Yeah, yeah as a as
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: a singer, I think she's deeps a good voice.
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: I suppose she does something to deal with Billy Eilish
• 52:01
  Speaker 7: and her brother that doesn't that's never set total.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: They have Phineas Yeah, Phineas Eilish.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: It doesn't sit right with me, dude.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: People have been saying that for years, that they're fucking dude.
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: She he writes all of her music, and he writing
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: like sexual like I'm gonna fuck your dad, or he's.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: Writing songs about dad, yeah, which is even weird.
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: He's sitting in his fucking room on his laptop. Billy, Yeah, Billy,
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: you got to come in here and check out this track.
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: I might fuck your dad. Yeah, I'm the kind of
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: I'm the kind of bitch who might fuck your dad.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: This is some heat, Billy. I can't wait to hear
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: your voice on this.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to hear your voice on this track. Baby.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: That's gotta be weird. Imagine if your fucking sibling pulled
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: you in and was like I see you on like
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: I wrote this song for you to saying and it's
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: about sucking a dad.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: Tough pitch.
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would be like, what the I'd like, don't
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: even look me in the eyes.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: But she likes it. She digs it.
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no shit, dude, she's made like two hundred million
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: dollars from it.
• 53:10
  Speaker 7: He's printing money for Yeah. Oh, are we boring you?
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: No? Sorry, I'm a little tired. Okay, then, oh, did.
• 53:18
  Speaker 7: You go to a boozy brunch and make the place
• 53:20
  Speaker 7: fucking pay?
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Why am I tired? I drank a lot of red
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: wine on Saturday? Oh my god, an old woman tried
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: to hook up with me? Whoa holy mama, an old woman?
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Tell us, tell us older woman, just a random older woman.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: And I'm not even saying she was flirting with me.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: She was trying to hook up with me. This woman
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: was not attractive. This is not a brag. If you'd
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: seen her, you would have said, oh, that's not a brag.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: How old sixty?
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: I had this happen to me?
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: What?
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: What?
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: What went down?
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: I want to hear?
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: She was rubbing my back.
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's how the old woman do it.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: And then and then it was it was each each
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: rub would go longer, and then it would be it
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: would end. It started ending with a shoulder squeeze.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: I felt like, I'm giving you where, how did you
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: get into this situation getting getting rubbed down by this
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: old lady?
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: She was at this place I was at, and I
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: was drinking wine with a buddy a bar, and then
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: it was his a woman he knew, a friend of
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: his wife's or something at a restaurant and I'm sitting
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: next to her and I would the first first time
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: it happened, I told a joke. Everyone laughed, and she
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: reached out and like rubbed my back, which I guess
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: was some kind of affirmation that it was funny. And
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: then the next time it happened, nothing had happened, so
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: I didn't deserve it, and she just did it. And
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: that's when I was like, that's what she's She wants
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: to touch you.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: Did you grab your ass?
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: No? I love getting groped and shit like that. It's
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: just good. It's just good to feel wanted.
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: Dude. We were at me and Mook last year when
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: we did we did Buffalo Helium and we went to
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: the Bills game and uh, we were trying to get
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: home and there was a blizzard and we couldn't get
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: an uber. It was like a three feet of snow
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: on the ground and there was this old couple, like
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: really old, and they were like where you Oh, you
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: guys are one of the same hotel we're going to.
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: We should like try and get an uber together, because
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: no one he get ubers. Everyone was like stranded at
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: Orchard Park and we were like all right, and uh,
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: They're like they're like lingering like right by us. They're hammered,
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: like just like trying to like chop it up with us,
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: and the fuck the lady this like old lady tries
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: to like sit on my lap and I was like,
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: what the fuck is this? And then I look over
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: and the dude has like his hands like on mood ass.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, you got out of there. So were
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: they were trying to fuck us? They were swingers, dude,
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: they were trying to fuck me and Mooke Moke was like, dude,
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: his hands were down my pants. You're fable funny. It
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: was so funny.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: You two are ripe to be like tick by an
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: old duo.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, dude, And they kept on be like after that,
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: they were like, if you guys got an uber, and
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: we were like we don't think we're gonna go back
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: to the hotel. We're gonna go to another bar. We
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: was like making ship up because you're like, there's no
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: way we're to bring back with you guys.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: But at least he could have got growthed.
• 56:43
  Speaker 7: I don't know what was going to go down in
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: that uber would have been amazing, dude, I'd kill growths.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: Like, what's the biggest oldest woman you've ever hooked up with? Tommy?
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: Not not not older a few years old, teen, twenty
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: two years old, fifty year I looked up with an
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: eighteen year old once. That was a joke, as in,
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: that's the oldest person Tommy hooked up with because he's
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: a pedophile.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know how it's Either of you.
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: Guys laughed at that that I was old. But I
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: was onto something big there, dude.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: I was. So.
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: I was in Houston this weekend and I forgot. I
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: totally forgot that this happened. It was the it was
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: Saturday morning, and I was like, me and Luke, we're
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: gonna go to Dave and Busters, and you're kind of
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: getting our shit together. I took a dump, I took
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: a pooh and the toilet, and the toilet clogged, and
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: of course toilet hotel bathrooms don't have plungers in them,
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: but it wasn't like a big clog, like the shit
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: was down, the ship was gone, but there was a
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: toilet paper. There's some toilet paper resin on the top.
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: And I was like, oh whatever. I was like, I
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: don't really give a shit. I was leaving that there
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: and assuming that the toilet paper would just kind of
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: like disintegrate and then I would flush it again and
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: it would be fine. And so I went back late
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: in bed for a little bit and then I heard
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: like noise from the bathroom and I was like, Oh,
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: what the fuck is that? And I was like, I'm
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: gonna go shower. I go into the bathroom and it's
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: like making the toilet's clearly like trying to flush, you
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: know what I mean. Like it's making that noise, like
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: the hissing noise. But again I was like, ah, whatever,
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: not what thing, resolve it? And so it resolve itself.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: So I go.
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: I get in the shower, good shower, good ten minute shower,
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: get out of the shower, turn the shower off, pull
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: the curtain out. There's like four inches of water covering
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: the ground the entire hotel room, like onto the carpet,
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: Like my clothes are wet from toilet water shooting out
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: of the toilet, not coming from the top, coming from the.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: Bottom of the to like the side.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: It's like spraying out. So instantly I'm in panic mode,
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: and I'm like, I try flushing the toilet again, just
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: to be.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: Like, maybe that'll help spraying.
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: Dude, Like there's wakes in the bathroom, Like every step
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: I take, waves are forming in the bathroom. I don't
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: know when it had I don't know how. I didn't
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: even notice this happening. I'm just showering like nothing's happening.
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: So then I'm freaking out. I grab all my shit.
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: I call downstairs and I'm like, hey, my entire hotel
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: room is flooding right now, like you guys got to
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: send somebody up. And they're like, all right, well you'll
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: have to come down. We'll get you a new room,
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: we'll handle it. And I was like all right, And
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: I'm still like freaking out. So I don't want to
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: be here when they come up because this is like
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: embarrassing as fuck. Yeah, So I get all my shit
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: together I go to Mook's room and I dropped my
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: shit in there. I go downstairs. There's still no one
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: up there, and I'm like, I go down and I'm like, hey,
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: I just called. I'm like room three thirty two, like
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: it's a real issue in that way, there's a real
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: and they're like, oh, yeah, we're gonna send someone up,
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: and I'm like, I don't think you guys are understanding
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: what's going on in that bathroom right now. I'm like,
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: that shit's about to be underwater, and they're still just like,
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: oh yeah, no, well I told them to go up,
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: but they take forever, and I'm like, this isn't a
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: situation where you have forever. I'm like, you guys are
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: gonna open this door and there's gonna be like a
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: fucking release of water into the hallway. So then they
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: give me my new room and I like went and
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: I changed, and then I had to walk by my
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: room as they have like a fucking hose suction cup
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: picking up all of the water just.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: Someone took a dump in there.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: So embarrassing having to walk by just these fucking Mexican dudes.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: They were siphoning ship water into what this the some
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: sort of machine.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, wow, that makes me feel like it's not
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 7: their first rodeo.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: Their calmness, and.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: No, I think the toilet pressure was very bad because
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: then I should again and and I I was very careful.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: I ship flushed the toilet, wiped, flushed the toilet, and
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: then I wiped again and it clogged again. What I mean,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: but it was dodos. It was one thing of toilet paper.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: So I was like, oh, that's just just that. This
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: is just a shitty hotel.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what what was the hotel?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: The Crown Plaza.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: You would think they would have those sort of in
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: dust real strength.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: That's what me and Mike were saying.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't interesting. Damn too bad, very rough.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: Good shows though, Ah it was fine. I mean it's
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: just a weird it's weird. You can't hear anything on stage.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: The last show I did, which is it's weird because
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: it's one of those ones when you get off and
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: you're like that was a fucking nightmare. But then you're
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: getting DMS and being like, dude, that was so funny,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: like thanks for coming to Houston.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: But I was like.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: I got there was a there was a group of
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: people in the front row at the last show who
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: instantly got in my head and I like could not
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: shake it the entire set, and I did like fifty minutes.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: Get in your head. It was these two dudes.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: I think they were gay dudes, and they kind of
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: had that gay attitude to them where they were like, Yeah,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: these guys could easily demolish my entire life in one
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: sentence if they chose to like point out insecurities that
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: I didn't even know I had. And they're so they're
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: sitting there and they're just like like I'm doing like
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: my a shit, like my best stuff, and they're just
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: sitting there, no just being like clearly being like why
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: are we here? We don't want to be here, and
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: then they're I realize that they're paired with this.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: I get on stage the table next to them. It's
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: this dude and this girl, and you're like high up.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: The stage is high up, so I'm right on top
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: of them, and the girl leans over to her boyfriend
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: and she's like, why is he wearing a jacket on stage?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: And then the dude goes to goes, I don't know,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: it's so fucking weird. And that's like thirty seconds into
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: my set, and I'm just like, I just didn't I.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: Just rolled because it clearly didn't address it.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: They didn't know I heard them, so I just keep going.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: It was like a heck it, which is almost worse.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: It's way worse, way worse.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: So at this point I'm just like, I'm like, my
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: I'm so in my own head, but I'm just delivering
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: the material like in like a like just like buy
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: the fucking script, like how I memorized it. So it's
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: like I'm not even paying attention to the set. I'm
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: just like in my head being like, I fucking hate
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: these people so damn much.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: I've got to get this fucking jacket off.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And then they were trying to they were trying
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: to like fuck with me the whole time, and I
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: kind of did a decent job at making them look dumb.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: But like at one point, I'm in the middle of
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: a I'm in the middle of a joke and the
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: dude in the front just goes do a joke about
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: Nantucket and I.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: Was like, what, this is one of the gay guys.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And he's like, do you have any jokes on Nan?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: And I was like, what are you fucking talking about dude,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: I don't have any jokes about Nantucket. And then I
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: get to the end of my set, and this is
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: when I really this is when I was like seething
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: with anger, Like my face must have been bright red,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: smoke must have been coming out of my years, and
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: I'm doing a I end my set. I have like
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: a nine to eleven joke that I do, and I do,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: the joke doesn't do well, and the fucking dude in
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: the front, I think I made a joke, being like,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: why do you guys give a fuck? We're in Houston.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: I was like you, I was like, we're not. It's
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: not like we're like you guys weren't on the fucking
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: hit list like it was. It wasn't like been Loden
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: was hiding in his cave being like, I'm gonna send
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: one to the Pentagon and the Twin Towers and then
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: a jack in the box in Houston. But I said
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: that from a place of anger. I was furious. They
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: didn't like that either.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: They hate that.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: And then this dude in the front wearing like a
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: bedazzled cowboy hat, was like, this is America country or
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: this is Patriot country. And I was like, dude, I
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: legitimately want to kick you in the fucking face right now.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: Like I don't know why that annoyed me so much,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: because I was like, he clear was a dude who
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: clearly thinks he's like a cowboy, right Like he's cause
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: he's playing cowboy for the week. This is not the
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: gay guy, to be clear, but he was probably more
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: gay than the gay guy judging off of that statement
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: that he had. This is Patriot Country. I'm like, dude,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: we're in a fucking strip mall right, now, this isn't
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: Patriot Country.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: What in a show when you do a show like
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 7: that on the weekend in Houston or whatever random city,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: Like what percentage of people in that crowd were there
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: to see Little Sasquad that one?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: Like maybe ten percent of the people were there to
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: see me?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: Oh really it could be that low and just sells
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: out because people just want to go to a comedy show.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: That one didn't even come close to selling well whatever, Like.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 7: Other people are there because they just want to see
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: a comedy show.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah that, but like so if you sell out, if
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: I sell out a show, it'll be a ay like
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: Denver where it's like most of the people are going
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: to be there. Probably everyone that's going to Me and
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: Francis's shows are there to see me in Francis.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay, they are.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: But then like Houston, a slower weekend, that's when it's
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: like a lot of walk ins. People are just like, oh,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: let's go see a comedy show tonight and have the
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: worst attitude of all time and make this person's life
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: miserable completely.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean so, And I feel like I've talked
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 7: about that's when I've come on here before. I always
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 7: go through this, so I want to try stand up.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 7: I want to try stand up, and then I hear
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 7: a story like that and it I mean I talked
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 7: about aiming to please people. If I said one joke
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 7: that theyn't gonna laugh, I'd quit forever. I'd hang on,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 7: I hang up the cleats forever.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: But it's weird because then you get off and then
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: like people are coming up to me after being like, dude,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: really funny stuff. It's like, I think it's just the
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: crowds down there are weird.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: I would say it can go either way, Tommy. Where
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: I've had shows where there was not a single person
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: in the audience who bought a ticket with any idea
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: who the fuck I was. And that's sometimes that's not great,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: but that means that they're often common fans. These are
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: people who come to the club on a regular basis.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: It's like people who would go to a movie theater.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: Let's go see a movie. We don't even you know,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: we're not making an this is the club in town
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: Saturday night. We're going and if you're good, they're fair.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: And you know where the prime example of that would be,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: I think is Providence, the Providence Comedy Club, the Comedy Connection, which.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, fills up.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: They fill you know, even if you're not a huge straw,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: they'll fill it. And it's it's people in their forties
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: and fifties who are ready to laugh. And I've had
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: some of my best shows ever there. I didn't have
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: like Francis fans. Yeah there or that many who were
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: kind of like driving the show or saying, yeah, we
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: like this sense of humor from this guy.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's definitely a it's a it's like that. It's
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: like that a good amount on the road. It's a decent,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: decent at least like the Saturday or a show is
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: always people that aren't there to see you for me
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: at least, because a Saturday early show sells out at
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: most places regardless, because it's that's like the most popular
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: time to go see a comedy show, and it's usually good.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: It's usually fun. Like I like doing comedy for people
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: that aren't that don't know who I am, because then
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: when you.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 7: Do good, I was gonna say, I feel like that
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 7: would be preferred, Like I think that, Like, I think it's.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: Easy to do it for your fans, so they're gonna
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: laugh at anything you say.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 7: And then but they also have like a certain expectation
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 7: of you or maybe what your humor is gonna be.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, definitely, and they like to yell shit out right,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: like they would.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: Probably feel more comfortable yelling heckling you. Yeah.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: There was one of the shows this weekend there was
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: a mook was hosting, and some dude just goes Jerry
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: after Dark all right, dude.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: Right, Like that's not easy to riff on.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: No, it's just like, how are you looking around right now?
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: You're not seeing the fucking six hundred pound ninety year
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: olds here who are like, yeah, they're definitely big Jerry
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: after Dark fans that's gonna play for the whole crowd, Like,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: what do you think I'm gonna riff on the fucking
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: like Jerry's hole in one thing. No one would understand
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: what I was talking about. Yeah, so it's like it's
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: shit like that is annoying, but uh, I will yell
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: Harvard yeah right on stage.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: I'm like, come on now, I.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: Don't really get that as much as I used to.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: When I first started, it was like constant. I'd be
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: at like the stand and I'd be doing a show
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: and this Like when you do shows in New York,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: it's usually people that are just there to see a
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: comedy show, very rarely the whole like there's it's never
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: a time where the whole crowd's there to see you.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: I remember I was doing a set at the stand
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: and some dude in the front road just goes, KB
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: is gonna have that? And I had to be like, dude,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: no one in here knows what you're talking about. I'm like,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: that's just for me and you.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: I've had everybody knows the rules. I'm like, that's not me.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: I just worked for that guy.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it does feel really good when you get
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: off and you do well in front of a crowd
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: like that, because that's like, oh that was actually funny.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 7: It wasn't just funny for my crowd, right, Like those
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 7: are just people that just appreciate comedy.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you should do some stand up.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 7: I've said it. I'll try it eventually. Show me a
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 7: good open mic to hit. Maybe too many too many
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 7: chicks to bang before you get to that. It's everything
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 7: that you guys just talked about is the turnoff, like
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 7: going up there and having people be like, oh, tyy smokes.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: But it's also it's usually not as bad as you think.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: It's also I wasn't actually bombing like I've bombed. I
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: kind of bomb a couple months ago at the stand
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: like a bomb bomb. Now what you get off and
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: you're like you're sweating more than you would if you
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: just ran three miles like you.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: Did poorly, or the crowd just didn't fuck with it.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: The crowd it was like it was a very light
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: crowd and it's just they just like it was probably
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: like fifteen people in the room, and it's just like
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: as soon as you get up, you're like, this is
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: gonna be really fucking bad, and it's just dud. I
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: remember like putting my hand on my back and feeling
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: my back and it was just like a pool of sweat.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: Like so, and then I remember Dan Lamort going up
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: after me and him coming off stage and he's just
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: it's like he's like, dude, that was fucking awful. So
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: that shit sucks. But like when you're I mean, dude,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: when you're doing fifty minutes, it's not gonna you're it's
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: not like you're actually not getting a laugh for fifty minutes. Hell,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: that would be crazy.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 7: But you're doing a spot in New York. You're mainly
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 7: doing what five ten minutes? No, it's fifteen fifteen, but
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 7: that's later. That's like when you stick getting past the clubs.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 7: Five minutes, gotcha?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: All right, Yeah, I think that was good. Anything else
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: that we didn't touch anything else. We want to squeeze
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: the juice on Super Bowl.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: I don't really have much to say about the only
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: thing I had to bring to today was whether or
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: not you should sing happy Birthday when Yeah, the table
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: the first thing I brought up. I burned it pretty early.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: I burned it early, touched on that nicely.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 7: I fucked the most In April, I fucked the least
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 7: in January.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: Why April is that sundress season? Are we there? There's
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: just something about April.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: M something about the sun dress.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: It's my birthday is in April. Maybe it's nice revsme
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: your birthday late April? April twenty ninth years is April fifth, Yes,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: that's fine. I don't know.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 7: March twenty sixth, oh, right near you and committed to
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 7: bones April twenty fifth.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow, that's a son of a boy. Dad. Yeah,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: and those are people's birthdays. You can see Tommy smokes
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: all over the place. Go see them in Denver. Yeah,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: we get us in Denver this weekend and then comes
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: sold out all beneath next weekend.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: Those are actually almost sold out too.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, those are doing well.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, tickets dot coms roadhouse and you'll see them there.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Having a steak we made, we may do.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: I will be at least. Let's where let's we're feasting
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: on some trout for dinner. Little trout, A little trout,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: A couple of rainbows.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they called the shadowy.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: All right, thank you guys for listening. We'll see you
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: on Wednesday.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's doing